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Sept. 2, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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Chris Cuomo #MeToos Himself on Leaked Phone Call! | Good Morning #MugClub
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Subject for today!
We can be the number one, but it's a nasty one.
We can be the number one, but it's a nasty thing.
Subject for today!
Ooh, a gentle sip. You moved it a little.
Sometimes it requires a gentle touch.
A gentle but firm touch.
Like a bottle of ketchup.
Or a woman.
No.
Ketchup is force.
Oh, really?
You think that with women you should be forceful?
There you go!
Perfect segue because today we're going to be talking about how Chris Cuomo has me-too'd himself!
Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond is not here.
So hold on, let me see.
What do you have to say, Bill?
Chin-tau-tay!
Oh, wow!
Supporting communist China again, are we, Bill?
He did send us that VO.
What's going on, Bill?
I don't know what!
Okay.
Bill, that's racist.
So I woke up today so happy, and we're a little late because there was breaking news that has to do with the Portland mayor.
If I were to die right now, it would take four hours to wipe the smile off my face.
In one morning, I get to see a Portland mayor who's now leaving his condo because of the consistent attempts to burn it down.
And I bet you he wants people to believe that it's the Patriot prayer with a bowling ball candle under his porch.
Chris Cuomo, the recorded call that leaked.
He's basically MeToo'd himself.
And then Brian Stelter, we get to fact-check just because there's wrong, and there's fact-checking, and there's nuance, and there's just saying the exact opposite of what is true.
And Stelter is the gift that keeps on giving.
As we call it, Steltering.
It is.
It's the Stelter effect.
I hate that his face is the sun.
I would not live on that planet if he was the sun.
What would Steltering be?
Would Steltering just be cheese?
Would that be for a meme to start?
It's no integrity!
They have no journalistic integrity!
So, nuisance money!
My question to you is, have you guys heard of the phone call between Chris Cuomo and Mr. Cohen?
And what do you think?
Does he sound guilty of anything?
And should he be held to the same standard?
And he has asked you to let him know and tweet him, so we will encourage you to do so.
But of course, being civil after this, before we move on, of course, please do consider joining Mug Club.
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Oh, but before, let's go to CNN really quickly here.
They're talking about... They just, right now, they just had Trump slams Pelosi for haircut.
No, you should be slamming Pelosi for the haircut.
And we will be very soon.
We have so much to get to.
Can you see this?
It's a big smile.
This morning, it's actually more effective than years of therapy.
Oh, it's like Botox.
I feel like they just lowered me into a pool of electric water on Shutter Island, and I came out and everything is anew, and the sun is bright, and the birds are chirping, and Chris Cuomo's career is going to be done.
I felt like you were going to lean in and go, do you know how I got this smile?
What are you talking about?
Oh, he decided to ruin it.
Two films.
Two different... Let's go to, really quickly though, off the top.
This is important because it affects all of us.
I want to make sure I get this correct because people have a thing about their usernames.
A YouTube user, PenguinZ...
Number Zero, I believe.
Number Zero had a video taken down.
And I want to be clear, the video was taken down, but we've actually blurred the portions in context.
He had a video taken down on YouTube, a hard strike video actually removed.
I'm not sure if it was a hard strike, but removal used to include a hard strike for a fake fight video.
And this is the video in question.
He showed the video, and it's not even a real fight video, so YouTube officially confirmed with a statement saying, confirming that a member of the team reviewed the video in the decision stands, footage containing graphic content, fights, beating, etc.
with intent to shock, it violates our community guidelines.
Markiplier, a big YouTuber, said, Fair is fair.
Team YouTube, where's my strike?
Answer Us YouTube is trending.
And I would like you to send that Answer Us YouTube is trending, because here's the concern right now.
This will directly affect news outlets trying to be accurate, or programs trying to be accurate.
More specifically, conservatives trying to be accurate.
Here's why.
Because, let's take Kyle Kinosha.
Kyle Rittenhouse.
He's known as Kyle Sheboygan.
Very big in Sheboygan.
We've covered the shootings there, and we always tell people this is graphic.
Same thing with David Dorn.
Now, channels have covered ad nauseum the George Floyd situation, where according to the medical report, no one was actually killed because of a knee on the neck.
It was because someone overdosed and actually had a heart condition.
So everyone has shown that video, but Like I've talked about yesterday, if someone is talking about an incident where there is clear videographic evidence, especially if there are multiple angles like you have with Kyle Rittenhouse and Kenosha, and they don't show you the video, they are likely lying.
So when you have the Young Turks or you have CNN going out there and saying, well, Kyle Rittenhouse went out and gunned down his victims, that's a very different context, of course, than the victims bashing him in the head with a skateboard or running up on him.
Yeah, exactly.
some of whom are noted repeat child sex offenders. What does it mean for shows
like We Are the kind of program that shows you context.
Specifically that is kind of a conservative value. The idea of transparency. The
idea of allowing people to make their own decisions. We've had more opposing voices
on this show.
We've done Change My Mind. We've done I've Changed My Mind recently with Tesla.
We've had debates on this program.
We have tried to be fair.
We have tried to show both sides.
We use more leftist sources than anybody else.
But what is YouTube going to do now for channels like this if we are showing actual video?
And, blurring out, we don't show the actual deaths.
But is that a violation if CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, if they all go out there saying, Kyle Rittenhouse gunned down a victim, and we go, no, no, no, hold on, wait, here's video, and then YouTube says, by the way, we're removing the video.
That's the concern.
Yeah, absolutely, and basically it's just a catch-all.
Anything that we don't want out there, anything that doesn't fit into the narrative that we are supporting, we can just claim, oh, it's because of this policy that we have now and we're covered because we're taking it all down.
It doesn't make any sense.
They want to remove the exact tool that ended up giving Nick Sandman redemption.
They want to remove the exact tool of people saying, here's more video of the conflict.
They want to remove the exact tool that would prevent an innocent man from being falsely charged.
Kyle Rittenhouse, which even the New York Times admitted.
I don't know where this goes with YouTube.
Yeah, YouTube is making it easier for creators to lie to you.
Right.
And harder for you to actually get the truth.
Right.
And by the way, tune into all the leftist channels that you can find on YouTube, and there aren't many that are doing that well.
But, you know, I hate to resurrect the dead, but the Young Turks, they talk about the Kenosha shooting, Kyle Rittenhouse.
Never once do they show you all the clips.
They did initially when they only had some clips out of context.
Right, exactly.
Never once do they show you all of the clips, and never once do they mention the lengthy criminal record of the victims.
You know, you say victims, I say assailants.
Tomato, you're a fan.
Lying piece of shit.
Well, and this just gives those channels, like Wade said, just an excuse to go, well, we can't show the video.
We can't show the video.
We're just going to tell you the facts without the video because YouTube has guidelines.
We can't show the video.
We're just going to run a highlight reel of out-of-context Crowder quotes.
Oh, gosh.
He didn't really apologize.
That did not go like we expected.
Oh, no.
Intent to shock.
Wait, he's monetized again?
Dang it!
Dang it.
We're using the term quite loosely.
Monetized.
Smart claw, bitches!
Anyway, this is something that's really concerning to me and something to watch for the election because, listen, it is their playground.
We will have to play by their rules.
However, YouTube, if they were to apply these community guidelines, it does seem selective because we would have violated them many, many, many, many, many times.
Of course, we have the luxury of our communication with YouTube and all of our videos have been under thorough review.
So at no point now could YouTube change their stance and say that any of our content has been a violation because we've talked to them about it and they've reviewed every single one unless they suck at their job.
So they would have to retroactively change it, in which case every news channel could be banned.
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't know.
Their goal, I thought, was to make sure the public was getting accurate information.
I thought.
No, that's what they say, right?
I don't know.
It's very laughable.
No, they say it, right?
That's what they say.
They're trying to make sure.
That's what they say.
You can repeat that phrase and stop with, I thought.
No, not even just before, just I. Yeah.
Because you didn't think.
No, no, no, exactly.
I thought that's what they said.
They wanted.
They wanted accurate information to the public, they wanted them to be informed, and not just have information going out to shock them.
The facts!
Exactly, the facts!
Speaking of facts, let's get to the facts of Chris Cuomo.
Can't wait till we do our exhibition about for charity that he's been promoting.
So Chris Cuomo, or as I call him, the lesser Cuomo, he's like, he's the equivalent to the Cuomos, what the Dylan brother is from Entourage.
Oh yeah, that's true!
He's the lesser Cuomo.
You're Matt Dillon's brother.
You're Andrew Cuomo's brother.
And your dad was, I mean, you just, you got this job.
It is amazing, when they complain about nepotism at the RNC, by the way, that's been going on forever.
It's the first family.
Now, I don't want them coming in and enacting policy just because they're riding the first man, but I understand that we want to know about the first family, we wish them well.
But you look at CNN, it's just a who's who of swamp rats.
Brian Stelter, there is no reason for that man to be on national television.
The dirt he has on somebody is amazing.
Maybe Cuomo, because Cuomo as well shouldn't be on there.
It would be an insult to Ron Burgundy to compare them.
Who was based on Jim Walcott in the Canadian show The Newsroom, and it would be an insult to Jim Walcott to compare Chris Cuomo to him.
Insulting all the way around.
So this is a recent call that was caught.
I think Tucker Carlson had the exclusive, so hats off to him, that's why we're running this clip.
He was talking to Michael Cohen, remember that guy?
Wanting to know if the rumors, and what's concerning, and I'm saying these are all alleged from Chris Cuomo.
We don't know that they are true, and I would never accuse him of any kind of actual sexual misconduct.
Right.
I just am curious as to what his standard is and if it applies to himself.
So here's him talking with Michael Cohen, assuming that there are rumors of sexual misconduct on his part, asking if the rumors have yet spread.
You know, I'm always careful when I talk to media, you know?
Right.
Do you know how many f***ing phone calls I've gotten from people at ABC who say that reporters are calling and lying about things they heard about me to try to get stories about me when I was at ABC?
Guys calling and saying, I heard he was the Charlie Rose of ABC, used to invite women to the hotel and open his bathroom.
Do I look like the kind of guy who's got to do that?
Sure, why not?
Sure, why not?
I already have a good source that says that he forced one woman to have sex.
I just want to know if you've ever heard anything like that.
There is no woman.
Right.
There is none of that.
So here's the problem.
Women who do work there saying, oh yeah, you know, some of these men and naming me with other guys.
You know, we bumped into each other once in the elevator and he put his hand on my shoulder and he made me really uncomfortable.
I mean, what the f***?
It's a problem.
So I'm careful with the media always.
I've always told you, the media is not your friend.
No.
Ooh, common ground!
Not your friend, would you say the enemy of the people?
Yeah, would you say the enemy of the people?
Oh, hold on a second, really quickly before we continue this, look, Trump again stokes
baseless fears of re-election.
They didn't say strokes, that's Joe Biden.
That's good.
Yeah, baseless for sure, the postal service.
Baseless, just look at New Jersey, Michigan, anywhere they've done mail-in ballots, not absentee ballots.
Ah, you know, only a few dozen thousand votes that didn't add up.
Yeah, but Jim Sciutto told me it's baseless.
His name is a meat garnish.
Cuomo, I love him by the way.
First off, it is a legitimate defense.
He's not a bad looking guy.
Do I look like the kind of guy who would have to do that?
But you might get a kick out of it!
Yeah, exactly.
You're not going to say it's not a sex crime, it's a power crime.
Obviously it's changed since you've done a little bit of injections of testosterone.
And it's not entirely baseless.
If you look at Chris Cuomo, you look at how he kind of grew up, and you see how thin his neck is, but then traps that have gotten big.
Typically speaking, someone who is actually getting stronger, you see it with wrestlers or football players, right?
Their neck gets big.
Yeah.
Along with their traps. Someone who has big traps and a skinny little pencil neck like Chris Cuomo
typically means he's very weak. And I also know he's very weak because I've watched his workout
videos. So the point is, maybe you wouldn't have to do it because you look good, but maybe you
would have to exert some pressure because these women have seen your pathetic workout videos.
Doesn't happen by accident, Stephen.
It doesn't happen by accident. This doesn't happen by accident. No, it happens with synthol
and deca. All right.
But he's saying, you know, the media is not your friend.
This is complete BS.
But have you guys heard this?
What's the standard for Chris Cuomo?
How does he think people should handle the kind of allegations he's concerned about?
People who say they are victims should be believed.
And you have to know that women don't come forward often, and for good and painful reason.
Post Me Too.
What matters to us, or I guess really the question is, What does not matter to us?
Is it really just about this president?
Is he the Teflon Don?
And if so, what does that say about where we are and what we're about?
I think we've seen enough of this now to know the questions.
The confusing part is what are our answers?
Do me a favor and let me know.
Let him know.
His Twitter, I believe, is Chris Cuomo.
Now, I want to be clear.
Don't dot, don't harass, but ask him about the standards and if he thinks these should be applied to any women who come forward, particularly the women he's concerned about.
You know, you send him a message, and I don't mean, you know, Michael Corleone says hello with a piano wire, because Fredo, I don't even think that was Fredo with the piano wire.
I think Fredo... Who did they kill with the... No, that wasn't the piano wire.
Fredo was just, you know, he was just shameful.
Cuomo.
He was just the one who brought great shame to the family.
So he believes that all women should be believed.
Okay, well, listen, any allegations come forward.
That's your standard.
It's not mine.
I don't believe you're guilty unless proven in a court of law.
The thing is, you've destroyed careers, Mr. Cuomo.
Destroyed people's lives.
And you tried to do it with the President of the United States.
And we now know behind the scenes why you're concerned.
Because you just said the media is not your friend.
So you're not our friend!
You are not our friend!
And it's even worse because he tries to claim that he's a journalist and unbiased.
Let me be really clear in case you didn't know this.
I am not an unbiased journalist.
Okay?
I have a point of view.
I try to substantiate it.
I have never claimed to be unbiased as Chris Cuomo or Brian Stathur does.
So I want to be really clear about that.
He is saying that he is not your friend.
Let's go to CNN right now, by the way, where they say Trump does not mention Jacob Blake's name during Kenosha visit.
And they just said Donald Trump defends shooter accused of killing two people.
Why didn't they show the clip?
They didn't show the clip!
Why not?
YouTube would take it down.
YouTube would take it down.
And they have to be up there at the top as authoritative sources so they can get YouTube to take our stuff down.
Hint, hint, NBC Vox.
We know who the sponsors are exerting pressure.
And you lost!
You know who said Jacob Blake's name?
The girl who called him for sexual assault saying he was back and stole the car.
She said his name.
And also, you know, the police, they had his name as well because they had a warrant for his arrest and his name was on it.
She wrote his name!
She made sure his name was on file!
Pretty much, right?
So his name is out there.
The criminal who assaulted police officer after assaulting a woman, again, who had an arrest warrant.
His name's well known, okay?
So I don't know that Trump needed to say the name of the criminal yet again.
Well, I want to see his portrait in stained glass.
Light a candle.
At a certain point, I'm sorry, if it's a sex offender who's then returning after a restraining order to abuse the woman who he has charges against, sex offending that person, Listen, listen, come on guys, come on.
Let's not act as though this is even close to George Floyd or Eric Garner.
Eric Garner, 100% I agree with you, that was a cop who was ill-prepared.
When we talk about Floyd, that's just a cop who was trained poorly.
The cop didn't actually do anything wrong.
Did we lose the CNN feed?
There we go, it's back.
As it relates to Jacob Blake, this is a lot like a Brown situation.
There's really no two ways about it.
He was completely in the wrong, that officer ideally could have used a chokehold, but you don't want that.
Uh, so he had to shoot the guy who was going for a knife in his floorboard.
So, listen, you made your bed, you can lay in it now.
Yeah, and the CNN guys earlier this morning at about 6 a.m.
asked the question of the, I guess the state's attorney in Wisconsin saying, is there any situation where a police officer's life could be in danger when the suspect is walking away from them?
Framing that situation, one, I wanted to yell yes, but I'm like, He wasn't like walking away into a field of wood.
He was walking into a vehicle with a knife.
He was reaching into a car.
I don't know, that depends.
Is he walking into the horizon or is he turning and opening the door to a gun locker?
He did it with a straight face and the answer that you got, well I don't want to get into hypotheticals.
This guy was a total liberal by the way.
I don't want to get into hypotheticals on what could and could not be.
There's no hypothetical!
The thing is, they do want to get a hypothetical!
Because the truth is, the non-hypothetical assaulted officers, he already had a warrant out for his sexual assault on a domestic battery, and then he told the officers he had a knife, they told him to stop, they changed him, it didn't work, and then he was reaching for a knife as he told them, I'm getting a knife!
Listen, we don't need a hypothetical!
For me, that's enough!
He's like, I would have been yelling at CNN had I not been trying to get my son back to sleep.
He's the only thing that kept me from cursing this morning, very loudly.
Well, good.
I don't want his first words to be, shut up, Gerald.
Oh, that's not cursing, though.
No, it would be a reaction.
That's not funny, would be his first phrase.
What do you think there, half-Asian Bill?
Come on, yeah.
Oh, wow.
He's really leaning into it.
Yeah.
He's going to get his beard cut.
I'm offended.
He's going to get typecast.
Really?
I'm not.
I feel good about it.
Now, I want to get to the story of Portland right now, because there are so many things that have taken place over the last 24 hours in Portland.
And it's just amazing, because this is a story where they've tried to craft a narrative and respond and rebut the president.
We talked about that yesterday.
We talked about Portland yesterday on the show, where they were saying, actually, this is wrong.
We're going to fact check the president on him talking about Portland being lit ablaze.
Well, there have been recent developments.
That's why we started 20 minutes late today.
Then again, look, just look at the smile.
I can't, I just, I can't even get the words out.
It's time to fact check fact checkers.
Fact checkers.
Fact checkers.
Check.
News.
Got the news.
So good.
I'm excited.
Guys, I don't even know how to talk.
Okay, I'm going to have to introduce, I can't stop it.
My mouth is getting dry.
If you want to wipe the smile off, play Stelter.
Let's introduce it before we get to the macro.
I just think there have been a lot of people on the left who have been saying this on CNN, just Stelter is the most fun to show because he's so easy to dislike.
It's like him and Skin Cuomo.
Let's put in our best slots people who you wouldn't want to talk to at a birthday party.
Like, even if it were a children's birthday party, the worst part of it would still be if Cuomo and Stelter were somehow dads there.
Your kids are friends or something.
Usually you avoid it and go speak with the parents, but you're like, you know what?
I'm gonna go into bouncy hop.
I'm gonna go into bouncy hop with the kid who wiped his boogers on the couch cushion, because that's better than Stelter.
So, again, the question to you.
There's another question.
You're with Portland.
Do you just think this is so emblematic of the leftist It's like, it's just like, it's not, there's nothing on, it's a peaceful protest.
Ah, shit.
There's a car on fire.
Just turn your head, just 90 degrees.
There!
To the left!
And you refute your own argument.
But it's more than that.
Here's Stelter saying that people need to fact check President Trump on his comments on Portland.
President Trump wants to go on and sit there for an hour and lie about Portland and Seattle and Kenosha and New York City.
What I don't get is why these primetime stars allow it and why management allows it.
The president tonight is saying that all of Portland's been on fire for years.
Everyone who lives in Portland knows that's a lie.
Just go read the local newspaper in Portland.
I understand why the president wants to lie about that to try to win his re-election.
But why do these primetime stars put up with it?
Why do they take it?
Why do they sit there and pretend like he's telling the truth when they know that he's lying to millions of people?
Sadly, Lawrence, I think it's about the money, and I think it's about the access to power.
Well, listen, come on, that's how you have a career, is money and access to power.
What, are we going to say talent?
Listen, Brian Stelter, there's no reason for him to be hosting a show.
I know Ad Hominem, but it's absolutely true.
This is a guy who is in there to push an agenda, and he has no reason to be on any kind of a program, let alone primetime.
I don't know if Sunday morning is really considered primetime.
But the point here is, do you also notice that he said, why are these star hosts, he doesn't consider himself among them?
And he said, people in Portland can read any local paper.
Well, not exactly a local paper, but from CNN's own fact check, along with a quote from Lieutenant Rich Chapman.
He's a spokesman for Portland Fire and Rescue.
He said, there have been fires set just about every night of the protest.
And he goes on to say, but we put out most of them.
I don't care!
And most of the nights where there hadn't been actual fires, They were attempted fires!
They were put out beforehand, that's all!
But this is from their own fire department.
There have been fires almost every single night.
Hold on, here's another one.
It was $25 million.
Just to account for this, and you know they're undercounting it, just like Detroit with the murders.
$25 million in reported damages and over 500 arrests.
So, Stelters!
Fact check!
So much fact check!
It's your own set!
I don't know why these networks are, they hand them the show maps.
Son of a bitch!
Dang it!
That's a lot of nuisance money!
Don't say Nick Sandman's name in the mirror three times, he shows up and you have to give him money!
I can't!
If I say Nick Sandman, he shows up and I have to give, I don't have 80 million dollars, but I have to give it!
I have to give it to Sandman in the mirror!
Is Stelter the only person in America that doesn't understand how the English language works?
And when you're like, yeah, the entire city's on fire.
Do you think he meant like every square inch of the city was on fire simultaneously?
There was some kind of an event that happened that even a nuclear blast couldn't make happen.
But they put them out.
Let's assume you have a big house.
Let's assume you have a big farmhouse.
Not that you're wealthy, but you have a farmhouse that's like, I don't know, 4,000, 5,000 square feet.
Something big but reasonable for people who live in the country.
And every single night, one of your main rooms was lit ablaze by someone who didn't live in that house.
And then someone were to come out and say, oh my gosh, that's really rough.
Your house has been on fire here for the last month.
You think you'd be like, well, it was just the den.
We didn't really like that anyway.
It's for the movement.
Even if you lit it yourself!
But in this case, it's just a bunch of Antifa, Black Lives Matter assholes.
Let's go to your point real quick, but first, I actually want you to watch just in case.
This is what they cannot show on CNN, and this is what we'll see if YouTube actually bans us from showing this.
Believe your lying eyes.
This is Portland Ablaze.
That's not fire.
No.
Mostly peaceful.
I love how the nightclub music is still playing.
That's those little wavy things that look like fire.
It's a flaming limon vodka gone wrong.
wrong. He's throwing Ikea desks in there.
Avert your eyes.
This is also a technique that they use. They go, well, there weren't, there were fires.
And they cannot even deny it. They say, well, there were fires most nights, but not all nights.
The only reason there weren't fires all nights is because he got that fire extinguisher there earlier.
And there would be fires everywhere in the city if you weren't able to put them out.
So this happens all the time.
They do it with Rand Paul, where he goes, you know, they would have killed me.
Really?
Oh, they shoved you a little bit and you're complaining?
Well, just because it was mitigated, because someone took proactive actions to make sure that they weren't harmed, doesn't diminish the fact that you tried to kill them.
I've had that happen too.
That's what happened when I had a transgender person.
By the way, this was banned on YouTube, or it was considered borderline.
When transgenders attack, that's what Mashable got so pissed off about, because two transgender individuals actually attacked me.
One threw a hobo's lunchbox at me, or pencil case, sorry, along with a fidget spinner.
And what does the feminist next to me say?
Well, I think you're okay.
Well, what if I happen to whip it at the weakened-through-years-of-estrogen-therapy-transgender and knock his block off?
Would you be saying the same thing?
Does it matter just because I'm more effective than the guy who's confused about his gender-sexual orientation?
And I mean that, by the way.
I'm not trying to be, uh... I'm not being facetious.
The guy had a letterman's jacket and a dress!
Just became a woman.
Before my brain can even compute, like, is that a guy?
Is that a woman?
Is this like a costume party?
What's going on?
Is that a thriller?
I don't know what's going on.
I'm getting a fidget spinner thrown at me!
And they go, well, you're okay.
It doesn't matter if fires were put out.
There have been attempted fires every night, and there have been successful fires most nights, according to CNN stelter.
So you guys can tweet Brian Stelter along with Chris Cuomo.
I think you should.
And here's another one, the guy who hates President Donald Trump, the mayor there.
Very reasonable person, Mr. Wheeler.
Mr. Ted Wheeler.
Well, guess what?
Just last night, they were trying to burn down his apartment building.
Don't know if this will get banned, but just so you don't believe your lying eyes, here's a clip.
There's f***ing people who are smoking! What the f*** man, you can't be serious!
Dude!
I thought that was the...
We're on your side!
Yeah, it sounds like him, yeah.
Because of that same white bro voice?
Yeah, exactly.
See?
I'm proving it!
I'm an ally!
What?
What?
What's that?
A shiv?
Well, well played!
I deserved this!
What's that?
A sharpened toothbrush with a roll of scotch tape?
Ha ha!
You're like the McGuire!
Killing white guys!
And Brian Stelter, I just want to go back to him real quick, he never misses an opportunity to miss the point, right, and to bury facts.
He let his hatred of Trump get so in the way of his job that he misses out on the fact that... You mispronounced secret crush.
Secret crush, right, yeah.
A scorned lover, potentially.
I don't know.
He misses out on the fact that people are being killed in these cities.
People are being hurt in these cities.
Buildings are being burnt.
That's the point.
The point that anybody is making that is talking about riots happening in these cities is that people's lives are being destroyed.
And you're like, oh, it's not the entire city of Portland.
How dare you, Donald Trump.
Everybody needs to get along with me and tell everyone in the news media.
We have to say Donald Trump's a liar.
Not everyone has been killed yet.
It's only 14,000 arrests across the country, 30 dead, a billion in damages, 900 officer casualties, and Donald Trump is trying to ferment hatred with his muscular shoulders and the hair that wisps in the wind that is strangely attractive, I can't explain why, but I just want to slap him!
Hold on his pants and spank him!
Why am I talking?! !
That's going to be a lot of nuisance money!
But here's the thing.
I don't want to say that I take joy in this.
I really don't because I want people to be safe.
But I also think that when people talk about fomenting hatred, when you say that the president prays Nazis, Exactly.
Well, guess what?
You're trying to encourage acts of violence because everyone here, if they were an actual Nazi who were gassing Jews in his off time, you know, not work hours, but you know, but still, even if it were on his own time, my main gripe with the Nazi still gassing Jews wouldn't be whether it's work hours or if he's an independent contractor.
It's not about the W-4.
It would be primarily the gassing of Jews.
All of us would kick his ass.
All of us would probably try and kill him and dump his body somewhere in the Ozarks, right?
So when you say that the president is a Nazi, and you show a clip where you specifically edit out him condemning white supremacists and neo-Nazis.
We ran this the other day.
I don't even want to run it anymore because it seems like every time we run it, they just say, and he praised white supremacists.
When you do that, you are guilty of, at the very least, encouraging a mindset that can lead to violence.
It's not saying we have a disagreement of opinion.
Me saying that Brian Stelter sounds really feminine and he's a talentless hack doesn't mean you guys need to go punch somebody.
There are plenty of talentless hacks.
Just look at the YouTube featured list.
But when you say they're a Nazi, that's a bit different.
So I take no joy in it, but I would say this is justice.
The mayor of Portland, Ted Wheeler, is now moving out of his condo.
Because of rioters consistently burning it down.
And by rioters you mean Trump supporters, right?
Yes, exactly.
There it is, the Proud Boys, with a bowling ball candle and a plunger.
Well, they're just there warming up, like doing the Christmas carol thing.
They're just practicing.
That's all they're doing in the streets right now, getting ready for Christmas.
He's packing up because of Patriot Prayer.
He's packing up because of the people praying outside of abortion clinics.
Definitely scary.
This is the quote from Mayor Ted Wheeler of Portland who again accused our president of being a Nazi or endorsing Nazis.
He said, it's best for me and for everyone else's safety and peace to move.
I want to express my sincere apologies.
What an idiot!
Here's the funniest part.
I want to express my sincere apologies for the damage to our home.
What a shitbag, right?
You're apologizing to them for the damage to your home.
How about you apologize to them for the $25 million in damages to their homes, asshat!
Hey guys, listen, listen.
I'm really sorry that my home is going to be under renovation for a little while.
You're gonna have to deal with hammering.
I'm gonna have to go to the Catskills for a little bit.
I'm sorry, I feel your pain.
And the fear that you are experiencing due to my position.
It's unfair to all of you who have no role in the politics or in my administration.
No, no, not experiencing fear due to your position.
Experiencing fear due to your policy, Mayor Ted Wheeler.
Yeah, and when Trump says he wants to come in there and maybe clean up a little bit... No, no, no, no.
On behalf of Portland, no thanks.
What do you think he has in his apartment?
Do you think he has a volunteer cleanup crew?
So again, Donald Trump, this is why the American people see the president as someone who's an advocate for them against the elite.
And it's amazing to me that they don't see this.
When a guy goes, no, our city is doing really well, and Donald Trump says, well, listen, I think we consider the National Guard, fewer people would have to die.
They go, no, you're a Nazi.
Nazi by saying fewer people.
These are mostly black neighborhoods.
I don't want more blacks today, frankly.
No, no, no, they don't need it.
Hey, by the way, let's get our own private security detail to clean up the fire in my house while I go to my beach pad.
All right, guys, I feel your pain.
No!
Peace out!
This is why, even though you want to raise taxes on everybody, that's not enough to appeal to the middle class.
Ted Wheeler, you aren't protecting your citizens, and the President, the billionaire from New York City, is the one who is looking out for, by the way, one of the few legitimate roles of government, their actual safety and security.
And you don't care, and then you apologize to your voting constituents for the damage that happened to your house.
I can't think of anything that would make somebody more of a prick!
Exactly.
Mr. President, we've got it handled over here.
Mr. President, we've got it handled and you know what?
I will be the bigger man here and step up and apologize for the damage that you've experienced from my house.
I'm sorry that that's happened to you.
But, you know, when Ted, we shouldn't be the only people with this story.
This should be on every network.
I mean, just flip the roles just a little bit.
Second Amendment people walking up to a Republican governor who apparently hasn't said anything about these quote-unquote vigilantes, right?
That's the narrative right now.
If they showed up to his house and tried to burn it down, it would be on every single media outlet, wall to wall.
See?
We told you these people were dangerous.
You should have listened to us.
Now it happened and we're like, We've got to move on to the next Stelter segment.
We need to keep going.
Don't say anything about that.
Look at the mayor of Portland right now.
It's the top story in the news for the last several days.
He's leaving his condo because it's been at least burned partially or attempted to burn it down.
And what is Mr. King saying?
He's talking about Trump heads to North Carolina.
Biden delivers speech on schools.
What about the mayor leaving his condo and called the president a Nazi and then saw that his bachelor pad was getting burned down so he's been forced to flee like an enemy of war?
Shouldn't that be covered, Mr. King?
Maybe.
It's not newsworthy.
It's not newsworthy at all.
Throw some of your nuisance money at a reporter to go on down there and ask a few questions.
You might have a budget for that.
My God.
You know what?
Just call me when I was right.
The media is not your friend.
But speaking of which, hit the notification bell, please, if you're on the YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
And, of course, we do the show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
This morning was a little late, because we had to get that Ted Wheeler story right.
And the next big event, I think, is September 14th, that we'll be doing a live stream at night, which takes a lot out of me.
Okay, now we're going to move on to even, I mean, it's just, this show should just be called the Hypocrisy Hour.
Hypocrisy Hour and a Half doesn't really have the right name.
We could make a stinger for that.
Yeah, we should.
Brendan, get on the... Yeah, I was going to say, is that me?
Get working, Stephen.
Great idea, Stephen, go for it.
For those who are monthly members, we are actually going to show you how to cut someone's hair socially distanced.
Yeah, that's right.
So we actually have all the tools so that I can cut someone's hair from eight feet away.
We didn't even just go six, we went eight feet away.
That's even better.
So we're going to be showing that a little bit, and that's foreshadowing here a little bit.
Call me Twain.
That's a tease.
Because in San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi.
Look at it!
I can't stop!
Anything that starts with Nancy Pelosi, I love it.
You know why?
It's because no one died.
Like, no one is dead because I can't.
But they're just very embarrassed.
And I know that for people in the public eye, that's worse.
Nancy's already dead on the inside.
A fate worse than death.
A fate worse than death is being denied communion, like Nancy Pelosi.
Because it's like, I'm a strong Catholic.
They said, no.
Bitch is crazy.
I think the Pope said, bitch crazy.
Bitch crazy, yeah!
When she walks up in line, they're like, no, no, no, no, no.
She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Okay, so anyway, the point is, in San Francisco, the salons were closed, as you all know, right?
And that's the whole thing, the total lockdown, which really didn't help the state a whole lot.
Look at the top states with lockdowns, look at how they performed.
States without the lockdowns, look at how they performed.
We've done this segment before.
But this is funny because Nancy Pelosi, where salons were locked down, some footage I guess emerged yesterday of Nancy Pelosi emerging to get a blowout at the salon.
Here you go.
Look at this.
That's Nancy Pelosi!
I thought it was the costume lady from The Incredibles.
That's what she looks like behind the scenes.
She looks like a Latina.
Look at how dark her hair is.
That's Pelosi, and that's the, I'm sure, straight hairstyle behind her.
Totally.
That's Pelosi walking in.
She looks a little bit like a drowned mouse.
Well, you see when she's not on camera, she turns into the evil form.
She takes off the form and her hair is slicked back.
She just pulls off her face like Mission Impossible.
You're like, oh my god, it's Val Kilmer!
But I bet they're so glad they installed those cameras.
What the hell of an advertisement for Ring Doorbell!
So there she is without her mask on again.
Rules for me, not for thee.
But just like the Portland mayor, the reason this really matters is because Nancy Pelosi didn't just go out there and say, hey, you shouldn't do this, you should stay home.
She was on the warpath accusing the president of killing Americans for not obeying the laws that she flagrantly disregards.
Here's a clip.
Clearly, it is the Trump virus.
Well, what do you mean when you say the Trump virus?
The Trump virus.
If he hadn't said months ago, let's wear masks, let's socially distance instead of having rallies and political whatever they were, then more people would have followed his lead as the President of the United States instead of being a bad example, making it like a manhood thing not to wear a mask.
You know she's super pissed that she can't coin phrases?
This is the Trump virus.
Everyone's like, oh, you mean the China virus?
She's like, shoot!
Dang it!
No, the Trump virus.
Stop trying to make it a thing.
It's not going to be a thing.
It's going to be a thing if I say it's a thing.
Yeah, but you were denied communion, so.
I have a whole lot of respect for you.
This isn't the first time that she's been hypocritical, by the way.
Of course, we're going to get to her in Chinatown.
But before this, we should tell people, the concern here, too, is not just that she's a hypocrite, but she has ended livelihoods in San Francisco.
I know some that lost their job.
A salon job.
In San Francisco?
I have a friend, Neurotic, he used to live in San Francisco.
He got out, thank God.
But his wife owns a salon, and she had to shut down because she could not do business.
Wait, your friend from San Francisco has a salon and a wife?
Yeah, well, his wife has a salon.
They correct that.
I was like, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to fact check you for statistical anomalies.
Maybe in Oakland, because barbershops are a cultural thing.
Yeah, I mean, it's a real thing.
Well, he's gotten out, though.
Yes, he's gotten out.
Thank goodness.
And this is, again, we talk about the elitism.
Why do you think that the American middle class, they overwhelmingly support Donald Trump, or in a way that at least, they support Donald Trump to a degree that at least apologizes to the left, because you, Nancy Pelosi, have determined that someone's livelihood is not a worthy enough reason for reopening the economy despite the fact that young healthy people really are at no greater risk with the coronavirus than the flu, right?
It's because you decided that them being able to earn a living was not really worth the price of purchasing votes from other groups that you're currently actively seeking and so you, sorry, you fucked them!
You fucked the middle class with the salons, Nancy Pelosi!
That's what happens!
And then you go in and get your hair cut.
That's why people think the Democrats are elitist.
We have Cuomo, well, we should believe all accusers, but not myself.
Brian Stelter saying, well, why are those in media and management allowing this to happen?
Well, guess what?
It happens right there on CNN because you're you're wrong. You were fact-checked by your own source.
Then we have the mayor saying Donald Trump's a Nazi and Portland is fine, we don't need
help, and now he's leaving his condo because it's being burned down, or at least they're
attempting to burn it down repeatedly.
And now we have Nancy Pelosi who says your business should be shut down indefinitely
because of the coronavirus, and then she waltzes on in there like nothing's ever happened,
like a hairless, drowned sewer rat. And you wonder why the American people find you elitist
and also by proxy, that means that's why the black vote is overwhelmingly starting to tip
I know you'll say only 36% or 19% compared to six!
That's a big change.
You've been taking the middle class for granted.
You've been taking black people for granted.
You've been taking, I don't want to say women because this could be bad, those with vaginas for granted.
And now they're going, you know what?
I think I'm more than my race.
I think I'm more than my... I think I'm more than that.
And I'm trying to see, you know what?
Maybe I shouldn't just vote to tax the rich like a selfish prick.
Maybe I should look and see who wants a tide that raises all ships.
Seems like the guy who wants to actually enact law and order, and a guy who wants us all to be able to go back to work, and a guy who wants everyone across the board to pay less in taxes, even though we already have a progressive tax.
If that means that the rich people get a little bit of a break, but I get a huge break, You know what?
I think this guy might be looking out for me if they keep doing this.
And I can't see it not happening because they've already set their feet.
In other words, there's going to be, I guarantee you, four, five, six, seven, eight more mayors like Ted Wheeler where they've already said we're fine and we're going to find out soon that they're not fine.
No, they're right.
These people got started in politics and in the news before cell phones, and so a lot of them aren't counting on people being able to video their house being burnt.
And ring doorbell being able to take care of it.
So the hypocrisy is much more easy to see now, but it's much more on display and people can see it.
That will change the votes.
Well you know what the first incident of that that I can remember, both would work, is Congressman Clyburn and I think Lewis, when they were walking up the Capitol steps, and the Tea Party back then existed.
They were trying to accuse a tea party of being racist.
Right.
Don't tread on me.
Right.
And they said that they were spat on and people yelled the N-word.
Right.
Yeah.
Right?
That's what they said.
And this was Andrew Breitbart, not the trademark.
Andrew Breitbart, the man, the man who was first to reserve at my wedding, okay, he was
very clear.
He said, if you have a cell phone, you're a journalist.
He wanted everyone out there to be citizen journalists.
And he, once he'd reviewed some footage, he knew that, okay, this had never happened.
He offered $100,000 to the United Negro College Fund, I believe is the fund that he offered,
anyone who could find any footage.
And here's the thing.
I remember when I saw this.
This was pretty new.
You know, people weren't really doing a ton of news on YouTube.
Blogs were just opinion blogs.
It wasn't the James O'Keefe thing.
I hadn't done the hidden health care sting.
I hadn't done the Antifa sting.
At this point, it was just sort of seen as a place where people talked to the cameras and those in the entertainment industry didn't respect them because there were a lot of people on YouTube just looking in a camera going, blah, blah, blah, makeup.
And you're like, this guy is not going anywhere.
Boy, was I wrong.
You didn't like my channel, Stephen?
There were multiple angles with cell phones.
Multiple angles up close where you could hear every word being spoken with Congressman Clyburn and Lewis.
I believe it was those two.
And no one at any point said the N-word.
At all.
And all you saw was someone accidentally, some spittle came out when they were yelling, you know, like, why are you betraying the American people?
Which is a dog whistle for Gaspajews, I guess.
Well, apparently so, yeah.
And they were betraying the American people.
And so, Andrew Breitbart went out and said, anyone, anyone who can find any footage, it never existed.
The media just didn't cover it.
Then they try to hang him on a Shirley Sherrod video and they try to destroy his career because they saw how effective he could be when the fact is it was actually Bill O'Reilly who edited that tape at Fox News out of context.
It hurt him and Andrew Breitbart could only redeem himself and only get on major news when he had the dick pics from Anthony Weiner and the media knew!
About the dick pics.
And they denied it because they were carrying his water.
And I remember watching this.
This was the tipping point.
Anthony Weiner was going to a press conference.
He was... I don't remember if it was at... I don't think it was the Waldorf.
It may have been the Omni in DC.
Anthony Weiner was going to give a press conference.
All of them were complicit.
They knew the dick pics existed.
Andrew Breitbart actually had them.
And he was going out there to blame Andrew Breitbart for slandering his name and lying about it, right?
Fabricating a story.
And the media was going to report that.
But instead, Andrew Breitbart, like a boss, walked up onto the podium.
And I remember people who worked there told me, you could hear, Breitbart's in the building!
And he said, I have these pictures and I would I choose not to release them because I don't want to put his family through that.
But you've dragged my name through them.
The only way he was able to get the media, to be honest, was to actually hijack Anthony Wiener, keep in mind, up until this very second in time, Anthony Wiener was primed to run for president, and the media loved him, and they knew what was going on.
It required Andrew Breitbart hijacking the C-SPAN feed and podium.
So now, though, a lot of people who are younger take this for granted.
It wasn't always this way.
Andrew Breitbart himself was not able to break through until it was so undeniable.
Sorry, I'm getting caught in a rabbit hole.
I think people need to actually go out there and tout his legacy a little bit more because it's sort of become a brand and people see the site and sometimes there's some baggage.
Andrew Breitbart, to know that man was to love him, even though we disagreed on a whole lot.
Yeah, and the only reason this Nancy Pelosi thing is a story is because the owner of the salon released the footage.
So if you have this footage, you can be a journalist.
You are part of it.
You absolutely can.
Here's the thing, though.
Nancy, I think Pelosi, they've responded and said she didn't know that she was doing anything wrong.
She said, I'm old!
Just like Tom Selleck right now selling reverse mortgages.
Yeah, exactly.
See what he's saying.
Discover if a reverse mortgage loan is right for you.
I don't know that I'm doing anything wrong.
I don't know.
This isn't my first rodeo.
We will send you money.
People send you, they send you money, and then you take everything you've worked for, so your family is destitute.
They'll be fine.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Nelly could stay in the home she loved so much.
Nelly, for a little while.
Memories that meant even more.
Get this vest off of me!
I think it's plaid.
Just when you need it.
Take your home. It's a loan. I think it's black three cash.
No!
Just when you need it. Just when you need it It's about making your retirement
better I don't know what's going to happen to their kids, but are
there no prisons?
Don't get a reverse mortgage Please!
They'll find a place to land.
Please don't!
I don't care what Magnum PI says!
Speaking of which, speaking of the haircut is what really matters, we have been a full-service employment studio here because... Yeah, I got a haircut.
Yeah, a lot of people can't get haircuts when they go out there because a lot of them are closed down.
So we've been doing it for a while, and as a matter of fact, I think some of that's going on right now.
So it's time to check in with the team with people at work They're fed they can get their haircuts
We want to make sure that they're able to be gainfully employed and we can see...
We need to move on.
All right, yeah.
That's enough.
Let's get going.
Okay.
Oh man.
I didn't realize it was full service.
No privacy or anything there.
Just full on butt wax.
You should probably do these and run through.
Back to Nancy Pelosi.
It shouldn't surprise anyone.
The smile went to a half smile.
But it's gonna come back, because I know the next clip.
Shouldn't surprise anyone that she's a hypocrite, because she wanted to blame Donald Trump when it was politically expedient, but keep in mind that while the pandemic was still raging on, not only did Nancy Pelosi say that it wasn't really a big deal, but because of reverse racism.
This moment is like a Michael Scott moment.
Yeah.
It's like, look at my Asian friend.
I like spicy sauce!
Where she was in Chinatown, telling everyone that it was fine.
Keep in mind, this is while the pandemic was raging.
Here's the clip of Nancy Pelosi.
You should come to Chinatown.
The cautions have been taken by our city.
If you look closely, he's operating her from the back.
We know that there's concerns about tourism traveling all throughout the world, but we think it's very safe to be in Chinatown and hope that others will come.
It's a man, a white guy, she's surrounded by Asians, she's in the street in Chinatown, but the only one holding the walk is a white guy, like he's about to hit her over the head like Wilma Flintstone.
I mean, what kind of chutzpah do you have to have to level any criticism of Donald Trump when he was at this time taking action and you're on the streets of Chinatown saying, we think it's great, not only here but all over the world, people should come to Chinatown.
Everybody should be out in the streets and we think it's safe.
And then to go back a few months later and go, we never said it was safe.
Donald Trump is killing people!
After that she delivered a god-awful parody of Funky Town with Take Me to Chinatown.
That's what she did.
Her desire to try and paint Donald Trump as racist.
Unbelievable.
Overrode her virtue signaling and putting on a mask or African garb like we saw before.
She said, why didn't this administration do anything?
Why were you telling people to take you to Chinatown?
Why did you do that?
Because you want everyone to think Donald Trump is racist and you don't really care about people's safety or livelihood as seen by walking into that salon once you clear it out like you're a dead rat.
It's like she walks in like she's a mob boss only the difference is at the very least and I'm not saying I support the mafia.
You know, like, they have to work their way up.
They have to be a soldier.
They work their way up to a chief.
They work their way up to a boss.
They have to keep their head on a swivel, right?
There are some risks there.
The only reason you can clear a place out is not because you've earned respect in the streets.
It's because you just, uh, you're a politician.
You can take their stuff!
At least it's a voluntary transaction with, you know, the heroin, the cocaine, the sex slaves, with the mafia.
I'm not saying I support it!
Not that I support that!
I'm not saying they have anyone or the Hell's Angels on speed dial, just because I'm from Montreal.
Don't let it fool you.
I'm just saying, these people really think that they have power.
They only have the power that we give them, so let's strip them of more of it.
Speaking of power, not the lesser Cuomo Crisp, but his brother, Here's a video of him hugging Savannah Georgia Mayor.
Again, where's the mask?
It's a clear one, you can't see it.
And the reason that he's doing that Is because his desire to show his bro hug with a black guy superseded his mask fear-mongering.
You know in his brain, he's like, oh my god, all of a sudden I don't have a mask but he's black and I'm gonna look like I got a decision to make.
Come over here, brother.
Get it in there.
It's gonna be great for my re-election.
And keep in mind, this was after he had issued a no-mask, no-service law there in New York.
That's true.
You were about to say something there, AudioWave?
No, I just assumed his mask was up on that mural he made.
Oh, he pinned it to the wall?
Yeah, he pinned it up to the wall there.
Oh my gosh.
I feel like Donald Trump is playing these guys, like, seven moves ahead at times.
Like, he'll do something and say something, and then kind of, like, hold back the laughter for another day or two until they walk into the trap.
You don't even know why this is so funny, because you just said several moves ahead.
Go to CNN right now and it says, Biden to travel to Kenosha, Wisconsin on Thursday.
See?
I want to do it too!
I want to go!
It's like a little brother, you just want to facepalm.
You're too small for the backwards rollercoaster, Tommy.
He's like, Oregon, hey, I'll send in the National Guard to help.
It's just that Donald Trump condemned the violence first day.
Three days later, Biden's like, why didn't I condemn the violence?
Well, he did.
Huh?
I didn't hear it this morning.
That's because he did it three days ago.
What are days?
Stelter didn't say it.
You need a sundial?
No, I don't think so.
Let's just get you for a nap.
Okay.
I shit myself.
Again.
I need a wiping.
My son says that too, though, to be fair.
He's going to Kenosha, Wisconsin.
He's last at everything.
President Nixon needs to condemn this.
He's out of office, Joe.
Where's Gerald Ford?
He's been dead for a while.
Ah, another one too young.
He was 94.
He smoked a pipe, so... What does that have to do with anything?
Hey, listen, actually, we are going to teach you how to do a social distancing haircut here for those exclusively who are members of MugClubLive.com slash MugClub.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
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