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Aug. 19, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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Joe Biden, I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
I was a Democratic caucus.
Remember caucus?
No you haven't.
You're a line dog face pony soldier.
Senators who built their reputations and career on segregation.
You also worked with them to oppose busing.
You're a damn liar, man.
That's not true.
If I were serving in the United States Senate 40 years ago, when Joe Biden was serving there, we would have been on opposite sides.
It was jokey.
That was a joke.
Okay That's a good one
Like radio.
You guys probably are fans.
Cuba Gooding Jr., right?
We have the Hodge twins in the studio with us.
Conservative twins on YouTube, and then Hodge twins on Facebook.
How you guys doing?
We are doing amazing.
Now you just saw yourself on the monitor?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oprah 2.0.
She's always watching herself on the monitor, Oprah.
She's always interviewing you guys going, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, Tyler Perry, riveting.
Quarterback Garrett is here.
Audio Wade is here.
Good morning.
My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here.
Hello.
How are you, sir?
I'm so glad to be sitting in Gerald's seat.
Really?
Are you?
Yeah.
Take it over.
Rape is going to be the topic of discussion today quite a bit.
And I know it's like, I just want to, you know, sometimes you need a laser in.
Yeah.
Because you got to jump at it, you know, it's like a surprise attack.
It's the Democratic Convention.
And I realize I was sitting there watching it going, wait a second, hold on a second.
Joe Biden, by the way, let me be really clear.
Allegedly.
All of these.
Alleged.
Joe Biden.
Bill Clinton and then Michelle Obama, who really praised Harvey Weinstein, like, win in horror.
Like, this is only possible because of Harvey Weinstein.
Michelle Obama, woman, she really was, she went all in on the Harvey Weinstein thing, supporting him.
She was basically acting like those people from Smallville and the sex cult who were recruiting.
Yeah.
You thought you'd hedge a little bit, but no.
The Democratic Convention, it's just the casting convention.
The creep show.
It's just one big couch.
So the question for you today, I guess question of the day is, it's all allegedly.
Everything is allegedly.
Half-Asian lawyers looking, he's fine.
There's smoke, there's fire.
No, no, no.
Sometimes it's just electrical.
Yeah, you never know.
It's just communications.
Sometimes it's just cake on the oven.
Sometimes it's just a smoke bomb.
Sometimes you just put the oven on self-clean.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know, yeah.
Um, and uh, it's all allegedly.
But, since we're opining, who do you think did it?
Do you think Bill Clinton?
Do you think he's guilty?
Do you think that Joe Biden?
Is he just really an enthusiastic sniffer?
Did Michelle Obama, who has the access to the FBI DOJ?
All of the intel throughout the criminal world had no idea that Harvey Weinstein was shopping every single Woman and, uh, girl who he was casting?
I don't know, I mean, I don't know how she lost it.
Yeah, and it was an open secret, so I mean... Yeah, I mean, when Seth MacFarlane is joking about it, Michelle Obama's like, I had no idea.
Aren't you the first lady?
Shouldn't you know first?
That's what it means, of course, yeah.
Also, in other news, no one else agreed with me on this.
We're going to be taking your chat, I should say, a little later on.
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Shoot.
I got water all over my mouse pad.
I've ruined everything.
When you drink coffee, does your pee smell like Honey Nut Cheerios?
Is that just me?
There are only two things that make my urine, and it's asparagus, we all know that.
Get off your high horse and your tower.
Asparagus we all know, but coffee, but it doesn't smell like coffee, it smells like Honey Nut Cheerios.
Yeah, again, I've noticed a difference, but I haven't made the connection to the breakfast cereal.
That's a good point.
When I eat sugar smacks, I can smell the sugar smacks coming out.
You ever notice that?
You ever drink pineapple?
Hold on a second, do you pee together?
What?
You ever drink pineapple and hit your girl?
Shut up!
Come on now, that's the beginning.
This is life.
This is life.
Why did you ask him if he noticed your pee smelling?
Do you two do everything?
Are you like Timmy and Tommy Tibble, you pee together?
No, I thought it was a twin thing, because he'd come up to me and say, man, how did that chicken, the way that I can't see that spice, oh, it came out like fire.
Yeah, me too, man, it's a twin thing.
Is it really?
So I was just asking him, yeah.
Everything that happens to me happens to him.
You have the connection like Elliot and E.T., where when one of you feels bad, the sunflower dies?
Yeah.
That's a classic!
I don't know.
They're not into sci-fi unless Billy Dee Williams is in it.
So, Conservative Twins, Hodge Twins, so we'll be talking, and also, by the way, I should let you know, we called Mashable about the remonetization.
You know, they made some claims that we were selling these shirts that we had never sold in our lives.
They made some false claims.
So, you know what?
We called them to do the journalism thing, and you'll be able to see it.
And Mashable, hi!
Hi!
Hope all is well, so you'll be able to enjoy that call a little bit later on.
Good morning, Mashable.
But first, we have to get to the DNC, the International Rape Federation meeting.
Allegedly.
The International Alleged Rape Federation meeting, which is really weird because it seems like you wouldn't have a federation if it's alleged.
Like, why make it official?
It almost sounds like you're claiming it.
I don't know, I wouldn't advise it, but I'm not a political adviser.
I'm not a Karl Rove.
Donna Brazile doesn't have me on speed dial, but don't call it Rapist Federation, allegedly.
But this week, and you guys talked about this on YouTube, Cardi B interviewed Joe Biden, so let's start with that.
I, of course, want free Medicare.
We need a free college education.
You know what?
If I kill somebody, I gotta go to jail.
That's all I want.
I'm so confused with the WAP thing.
Are you?
No, not confused.
I know exactly what it is, but it used to be a derogatory term for Italian.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Next thing, am I gonna call my boner at Dago?
Is that Guinea?
I thought it was a different vowel.
My nipples are Guinea!
A different vowel in the middle there.
I don't know.
I don't care!
This is not a serious show.
So, last night, first off, let's check in with CNN, because you guys, you know, you wake up later today.
Let's see what they're talking about.
Oh, they're talking about Donald Trump.
Really?
What?
Who knew?
And why is Adam Scott a pundit?
He was the mayor, I think.
Barack Obama looks to rally party and young voters in speech tonight.
Well, that needs 24-hour coverage.
The Democrats are hoping for the youth vote.
The dumb vote.
Did you see Biden's face?
It's like, oh my god, this is my base now?
I'm so disappointed.
I thought I was a moderate.
No, I think that was just all the blood rushing to his member.
So, last night, the Democratic National, whatever, they, I don't need to give them the, because they rate federations, so why do I need to give them the pomp and circumstance?
They nominated an alleged sex offender, Joe Biden, while of course providing a marquee time slot to a, not alleged, known sex offender apologist, Hillary Clinton.
Donald Trump says we're leading the world.
Well, we are the only major industrial economy to have its unemployment rate tripled.
At a time like this, the Oval Office should be a command center.
Instead, it's a storm center.
There's only chaos.
Just one thing never changes.
His determination to deny responsibility and shift the blame.
The buck never stops there.
That nose, it's like he went to Fantasy Island.
Do we have a picture of Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers?
We can pull it up.
That's what it looks like.
It just keeps going, that nose of Bill Clinton.
It says the White House is supposed to be a command center.
Like when I commanded that lady to, you know, that whole thing.
You remember the story.
Blow me.
Drop down to your knees.
I need the youth vote.
I understand you have to be very straightforward.
I realized I was doing more of a George W. Yeah, I don't know.
It was my fault.
Oh my God, he does look like that.
Yeah, bring it back up.
And you know what?
They also hang around children's merry-go-rounds.
And I know, allegedly, bring up the pictures of this guy with Jeffrey Epstein's masseuse.
This just dropped yesterday.
Bill Clinton with, hey by the way, she's cute.
She's cute.
What I am saying is, there is allegedly no foul play between those two.
I want to be clear.
And he was just saying, hey can you crack my neck.
But, she was sexually abused.
Look, go back there.
That is the lady.
Look at this lady.
We're in the land of maple leaf.
I mean, they have the same cheeks.
It's exactly the same.
Disgusting!
So we had pictures of this lady who was sexually abused by, or claims to be sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein.
Do we have to say allegedly with Jeffrey Epstein at this point with all that half-Asian bill?
For the dead guy?
You're right!
Screw him!
Rapist!
Jeffrey Epstein!
Guy who had a... I guess you would call it a pagan altar sauna?
I mean, did you see that guy shower?
The guy had the sex ranch!
Yeah, that's where he relaxes, is that pagan altar.
And you know what really bothered me most?
He would get mad when the ladies would steal the little shampoos.
It's like, you know what?
That's your party favor.
That's for the guests.
So, Bill Clinton claimed, just to be clear, we're talking about Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, you know, we know about Bill Clinton and Juanita Broderick, we know about Bill Clinton and Monica Winsky, we know about Bill Clinton and a lot of people.
Now, Bill Clinton said, as it related to Jeffrey Epstein, that he only flew on the Lolita Express, the rapist plane, the rape plane.
That's a new Snoop Dogg film.
Rape plane!
The Lolita Express, he said four times.
Okay, well the call logs, and I don't know why I showed five.
Four, and I went like, four this many!
And I hit my leather helmet.
So, um, four times.
He flew at least 25.
We have the call logs.
Okay, now some people say, well, that may not be a big deal.
And he also spent time on the Rapist Island.
Here's my question to you.
Most Americans, right, if they don't work, if you're not a road warrior, most Americans travel on average like a handful of times per year.
Okay.
Sure.
So the argument that must have slipped his mind 25 or 27 times, depending on which call log you use, to Americans out there, provided that you don't work on the road, you know, up in the air, need not apply to this.
Can you think of any airline in the last few years that you've flown on 26 times?
But why would he want to minimize his association with Jeffrey Epstein?
He's just trying to build up those log hours.
That would be like three free flights with Delta.
Or think about it, American, Delta, United, Southwest, or like Vince Young.
That's like Vince Young when he bought every single seat on Southwest.
He didn't realize he could have flown private.
Vince Young scored less than statistical random on the quarterback intelligence test.
Yeah, he was dumb.
He was a great athlete, but boy, no quarterback IQ.
Honestly, to put it in context, Bill, you travel quite a bit, half-Asian Bill.
Have you flown 26 times on any airline in the last few years?
On one airline?
I have, but I have to travel a lot.
Do you use the same airline all the time?
No, I don't use the same airline every single time.
So, a lot of the times I do fly one airline because of the proximity in that particular region.
But, you know, when you look at the Road Warrior, you know, kind of question, even if you're on the road all the time, I mean... You'd remember it.
Look at it.
You'd have a punch card.
Right.
And you know what?
Let's bring this up.
You look a little bit like the Alaska Airlines mascot.
Thank you.
That's why I thought you might be flying Alaska Airlines.
What, you know Land Bridge Theory of the Inuit?
Yes.
We're all Asian.
Let me know when you get the Alaska Airlines, the little stencil there.
Do we have it?
You type in Alaska Airlines mascot and the first thing is just Eskimo.
They try to scrub it, they cannot.
Yeah, like you asked what the answer to a math problem is, but it just says Eskimo.
Google is racist, I just want to say.
Do we have this?
Yeah, we do have the mascot.
Okay, let's bring up Alaska Airlines really quickly because that's who Bill looks like.
We haven't?
Yeah, we haven't.
All right, we'll go back to it.
Yeah.
We'll go back to it.
So a few weeks ago, speaking of Bill Clinton, the alleged rapist, court documents, they
were unsealed where this lady, Virginia Grif, however you call it in English, testified Clinton
was at Epstein's Pedophile Island with two young girls, something that Clinton always,
he's denied, right?
But it's like, you denied that you were on Lolita Express 26 times.
Well, I guess 26 minus four, 22 times you denied it.
That's 22 denials, I guess.
Don't forget the four times he admitted it.
Yes.
and four, justice.
Four justices.
Don't forget about Monica.
I don't think she made it on the plane.
You don't need those old spinsters.
Bringing up the median age there at Pedophile Island.
What is this, a nursing home?
Let's take Bill Clinton's word on this one, on the sexual assault thing.
Yeah, I think that's probably the best plan.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, if you take the word of anyone there at the DNC, it's like a Mexican standoff of rape.
It's a hoot.
It's like, no, I didn't do it.
How can you prove it?
Well, Bill Clinton vouched for me.
He's like, yeah, well, Joe Biden vouched for me.
And he's just like, where, what is the thing?
He just got two guns aimed at him.
He's like, this is what we're doing.
I'm like, no, Joe, just, okay, aim, good.
And his is just a super-soaker.
It really is.
Like, who vouches for you there?
Hillary Clinton?
No.
Joe Biden?
No.
Bill Clinton?
No.
Michelle Obama, who is effectively recruiting for Harvey Weinstein, if you look at the speeches that she gave?
No.
I don't know anything about Gretchen Whitmer, but, you know, I'm pretty sure.
It's awkward.
Man, I wonder what went down on that island, man.
If he's getting sucked off into Oval Office, could you imagine the stuff he was doing down there?
That's a good point.
I mean, he's in the Oval Office.
The intern.
And he had to go further.
What do you think he's doing when it's a lady who's salaried?
She was paid to organize his envelopes.
Those people were paid to do whatever Bill Clinton wants in the pagan shower sauna.
That's a good point.
God knows what he was doing.
I mean, I can guess.
I wonder what he sounds like.
No, no, let's not wonder what he sounds like.
Well, you know what, that was broad enough that it was just slightly revolting.
Do we have the Alaska Airlines mascot?
Come on!
That's like, fast forward 30 years, Bill Richmond.
That is the most racist thing I've ever seen.
With the shading, I think, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, that's my uncle.
I'll better back up.
An Eskimo with an afro.
I know, that's always what it looks like.
It's because they're putting the shading, and I don't know why they did that.
That's a nice afro, though.
It just looks groovy, man.
Yeah, looks like an Eskimo at a 70s roller skating rink.
That's it. I'm growing an afro.
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Tomorrow evening, we are closing out the DNC with 80s theme night, so tune in, we're going to have a hashtag, we're going to have a party, we're going to have drinking games, and we're going to be fact-checking Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and whoever else.
I don't think we have anything prepped for Tammy Duxworth, but it'll be fun.
We'll probably just cut to the truth according to Smooth Manny at that point.
We have some other stuff, because who gives a rat's ass about Tammy Duxworth?
I'm a senator!
Okay.
So, here's another thing.
They defended Bill Clinton's inclusion, right, at the convention.
And this was something I saw on CNN.
Which I just thought was so telling.
They basically ended up cutting the interview short, where someone was making a very valid point, kind of the point that half the country would be thinking.
And I said, well, you know what?
I mean, I just think if you're saying, hey, character matters, look how terrible Donald Trump is.
And then you're introducing Bill Clinton, like that's a part of his open, that's a problem.
And they believe that the Bill Clinton issue has been settled.
This is what they do a lot, right?
Science, it's settled.
Well, what about the data on black?
It's settled.
What about the Bill Clinton... it's settled.
What about the pictures that came out today?
Nothingness!
Wait, why isn't the Bill Clinton thing settled?
I thought we all agreed that he did it.
That's a good point.
And that's also just code for shut up.
I don't like what you're saying, young man!
You keep that up, you won't be in a fourth quadrant for us anytime soon next to Adam Scott.
This is CNN, we take our business very seriously.
Stelter, back to you, rubbing balls.
So, let's go to, allegedly, let's go to this clip from CNN so you can see how they have to handle Bill Clinton when it arises live.
So you're going to say that in one breath and then say...
Character matters.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Clinton.
I mean, does this make sense to anyone?
It's true.
If you want Republicans to vote for Joe Biden, having Bill Clinton talk about character and not having drama in the Oval Office, is that the right answer?
How far back are we going to relitigate it?
This morning.
Okay, this has already been asked and answered decades ago.
He's a horrible person.
Decades ago.
Decades ago.
By the way, not everyone talks in Michigan that way.
Just the asshole governors.
I don't know what it is.
Like, you walk around Michigan, they have a little bit, you know, they might say roof instead of roof, but then you have a governor, Whitmer, and her, or the former Michigan governor, Graham, and they're like, well, you know, back in Michigan, as a matter of fact, what are you just, are you getting dialect lessons from Michael Moore?
Playing to that rural base, right?
Who, by the way, I'm not convinced is not in transition right now, Michael Moore.
Have you seen him?
Oh my god, he looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
Hey, hey, hey, don't insult Rosie O'Donnell.
He looks like Walter White on testosterone blockers.
Jesus Christ!
So, they say it's settled decades ago.
Well, it really wasn't settled decades ago.
We have new pictures and I would think it's relevant, considering that if you watch the Epstein files on Netflix, they show that picture with Donald Trump like three, four, five times.
Donald Trump didn't travel on the Elite Express.
He's not in the call log.
Donald Trump did host Jeffrey Epstein in Mar-a-Lago, and then kicked him out because he thought he was creepy.
Very quickly.
It's a good reason.
It's a pretty good reason.
In other words, the story, rather than just a picture of Donald Trump at a party, right, I'm sure you could find a picture of Donald Trump at a party with all kinds of unsavory characters.
You know, probably you have Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, Lina Dunham, they all show up at these Met Gala's.
The point is that's not the same as traveling on his plane and going to his sex island repeatedly and denying it.
Donald Trump booed at Epstein for Mar-a-Lago.
That guy, that guy does something I don't like, namely that he does kids.
That's what I think Donald Trump said.
Not a good guy.
And how does Bill Clinton not get me too'd when Aziz Ansari has a bad date?
I don't like the DSSR's politics at all.
That's a bad date when you look at it.
How does he not get me too'd when at the very least, at the very least, what we know, what he denied under oath and then admitted to, abusing his power as the President of the United States on an intern, even if she was willing, right?
This idea, regretful PNV is what's taught, is rape.
Well what about the President of the United States exerting his power over you to get a BJ underneath the White House desk?
Yeah, and that's just what we know about all this other... We also know he just dropped his pants and walked up to... I mean, you can search Jennifer Flowers, you can search Juanita Braddock.
We know that he made uncomfortable advances, and we know that he had extramarital affairs with people who worked for him, and we know that he denied it under oath.
We know all those things!
We just don't know... We just don't know what the bedpost notches would read in regards to pedophile...
I think he'd be target number one for me too.
It's strange that he's not just... You think he would?
That'd be number one!
Prime example!
They give him a wide berth because of that bayonet on his nose.
Hey, he's got a black kid too.
Yeah, he's got a black kid.
Bill Clinton?
Yeah, he did this.
Just like him, but he's light-skinned.
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, well, that's all allegedly.
Oh, it's alleged, huh?
You can switch it up and just say purported.
Purported.
Purported.
The purported child.
Well, it's been reported he's got a black son.
Others have said.
I hear people say.
And here's the thing, when people say it's settled, well Bill Clinton has refused to apologize for anything.
I think we have this link up here from CNBC.
NBC, CNBC, MSNBC.
So many NBC's and all of them are useless.
Well, can I fact check you real quick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bill Clinton hasn't apologized for that, but he did apologize for the racist policies that he put into place that set back black communities for decades that he put into place when he was president.
Did he actually apologize?
He did.
Just a couple years ago he came out and he admitted that he screwed over the black community for decades because of the policies he put into place.
You know what?
That makes me respect him less.
But I thought he was the first black president.
At least just double down.
It's like, if you're a racist, Bill Clinton, by God, be the best racist you can be.
He also apologized, I remember, because he used to really like fast food and then he became a vegan.
Oh, yeah, I didn't know he was a vegan.
Really?
That's what weighs on you at night?
I wondered why he was willowing away.
No wonder he looks horrible.
That's what weighs on you?
It's like, ah, not the sexual assault, not the abusive power, not the alleged purported rape, but Burger King!
His name is just Whopper Jr.
He's going, how could I?
You know how sometimes I get wince?
One too many orders of chicken fries.
Yeah, one too many orders.
You know you wince and you're like, oh, I said what?
And I do this a lot.
I'm like, oh, I can't believe I did that.
I'm going to sleep and my wife goes, what's wrong?
Because I realize that I go like this.
Audibly.
And Bill Clinton's doing that with a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.
Not the rape victims.
Maybe it's just a codename.
You know what?
Different strokes!
Chicken Fries?
They wanted it.
Some people count sheep.
She wanted it.
When I'm worried I can't sleep, I count my rape victims instead of sheep.
And you'll fall asleep hearing their screams.
They wanted it.
White Christmas, eh?
What has my life become?
There'll be a lot of ffff tonight.
I'll be haunted by the ghost of Bing Crosby.
Just show up with his golf swing.
Hey, Steven, what the ffff?
All right.
So this, we obviously see the coverage, but it does bother me when you see people who just say, oh, the media's biased.
So this is a new segment we're going to be introducing.
I wanted to actually go to another story where you see the difference in coverage, not just Bill Clinton and the rapist convention known as the DNC.
But something just recently happened with a man being beaten within an inch of his life.
Was this in... I keep losing track.
Was it Portland?
Yeah, what was the location?
Portland.
We'll get to it in a second, but we're going to compare it with another story that everybody remembers in a new segment we call Then and Now.
That's my local band, by the way.
Is it a local band?
I'll check them out.
Seems like a local cover band.
See, they're the kind of band that would show up and do their covers and then Megadeth would say, you can't use your skeleton guy.
That's Iron Maiden.
Oh, Iron Maiden.
That's right, Iron Maiden.
What's the name of the skeleton guy in Iron Maiden?
I don't know.
Skeletor?
Something like that.
Skeletor.
I don't know.
I'm not saying I don't like Iron Maiden to people out there.
I'm just saying, if your music requires a gimmick, eh.
You know, same thing with Grateful Dead.
They do the same skeleton little guy.
One Mr. Saturday Night.
What's a Grateful Dead song?
Uncle Tom's Band.
Nah.
Uncle Tom's Band?
Uncle John's Band.
How do you guys feel about that?
Uncle John's Band, it's my fault.
Was it?
Seriously, I was like, oh, Uncle John's Band.
Sorry.
We've got the Hodge twins in the studio.
He set the vibe here.
The whitest guy in the room.
Just dropping end bombs.
Wow.
Wow.
That's me.
By the way, I want to continue this with then and now, but I was just talking about this.
You know, Joe Louis, which by the way is really surprising because you guys used to be afraid of dogs and you're petting Joe Louis.
The correction word for Joe Louis is no, right?
So like, say you hear if I say, hey, I'm going to take him for a walk, you have to say W because he recognizes the word.
And when he does something you don't like, you say no, so you correct him.
But I realized that the uninitiated people who hear me and my wife talking to the dog will say, hey, no, if he doesn't listen, say the N word.
So someone here, say the n-word to the dog named Joe Louis.
In context, my favorite boxer ever, and he came to us with some scar tissue, looked a little bit like Joe Louis, and said, you know that's a good name for a dog, Joe Louis, and we're saying n-word meaning no, but that is something that definitely could be, you know, a cancelable offense.
We know it's not rape.
Oh, of course.
That was a callback.
That was.
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You remember Sandman and the Covington Kids, who by the way I think just got $80 million from CNN?
Was that reported?
Someone had reported that.
It's supposed to be confidential.
Was it just the one kid or did all the kids get that split up?
If that's the case it's going to be like Lord of the Flies.
They're going to be fighting each other like crazy.
He's the highest paid journalist at CNN.
You didn't have to write that one article!
Watch, next thing you know, Brian Stelter's gonna try and sleep with him for a primetime slot.
So let's remember what the media reaction was immediately following the Covington kids.
This matters.
At least some of the students were from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky.
The Catholic Diocese of Covington, which oversees the school, said... We condemn the actions of Covington Catholic school students towards Nathan Phillips, specifically, and Native Americans in general.
We extend our deepest apologies to Mr. Phillips.
This behavior is opposed to the church's teachings on the dignity and respect of the human race.
He's also said the matter is under investigation and that some students could be expelled.
What?
I don't understand anymore.
Dignity and respect.
It's tough to have dignity and respect for a guy who's a serial liar and has no gumline.
Yeah.
He's losing all his teeth.
What do you expect him to do?
It's been, what, two years?
I still don't understand how this story just took off.
Who knew it was a white kid who smiled?
Ah, yes.
His greatest sin was having a punchable face.
Let's give the left that.
He had a little bit of a face where you see... He's a child!
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I have that face.
I have a face that has a lot of punch appeal, right?
You just wanna, you know, paint a target?
Yeah, I get it.
That kid got all that chin action.
It's all, man, I just want to punch that kid in the face.
Alright, well that could be taken out of context.
We congratulate your win, Nick Sandman.
Good for you!
And by the way, hashtag not all black people, okay?
They don't all want to punch you in the face.
What's wrong with you?
I love him.
Nick Sandman, big fan here, buddy.
Big fan.
Your life matters, Nick.
All right.
Let's compare that to what happened, was this yesterday or two days ago?
Several days ago.
I think it was two days ago now with Black Lives Matter.
They tried to rob someone in Portland.
Then a man and his partner, they defended the victim.
I want to make sure I get this right so people don't get upset with me.
Then Black Lives Matter chased them.
They got into their truck, the mob tried to chase them down to their truck, and then the driver crashed the truck, and then there was a Black Lives Matter activist.
And this is why, by the way, I think a lot of conservatives are cowardly out there when they say Antifa.
Like, listen, that's why we switched the sign from Antifa to Black Lives Matter, because they're one and the same as far as tactics, but people are afraid of calling out Black Lives Matter for fear of being called racist.
I'm not saying black people.
Black Lives Matter, the organization and people who subscribe to that philosophy, that worldview, I believe that they are part of or supporting a domestic terror organization by definition because of the violence that is often encouraged and used and at the very least Not actively condemned in these cities across the country.
Sometimes, but not at the heads of the organizations.
And that is a problem that I have.
So let's compare that to a Black Lives Matter activist.
I'm warning you, this is graphic, okay?
So not a trigger warning, an actual warning if you have kids around.
This is what happened in Portland this week.
Get away!
What the f*** is he talking about?
What the f*** is he talking about?
You're f***ing racist, bro!
You're a f***ing loser!
By the way, the irony in calling him the n-word and then calling him a racist.
Don't get any dumber than that.
Get him out of the street!
Get him out of the f***ing street!
So, again, now to be clear, White Kid Smiling Covington was covered from 7 to start everywhere, right?
That's all you saw.
Everyone remembers that, and they were totally wrong.
They have egg on their face, and so, of course, they never really issued a full correction or traction, except, well, I guess you could consider $80 million one hell of an addendum.
No one covered it yesterday.
We've been trying to search, so we'll show you some overlays from when we were searching for this yesterday.
Washington Post did run a headline, man seriously injured in attack after crashing his tuck
truck during Black Lives Matter protest in Portland.
Well, seems a little, a little vague.
It seems a little bit vague.
How about, uh, the man was beaten within an inch of his life.
When you consider that Mashable made up stories, or The Verge, uh, regarding us that didn't even, basically stories with quotes that we never made, and, uh, stories that never even actually happened from places that we've never been, you would think that they could get this right.
Like, how about including a quote where he said, yeah, take it, racist, and then immediately called him the N-word.
That's a quote that I think would interest people.
So he kicked the guy who said the N-word?
He said the N-word, I'm so confused.
Did Bill Clinton rape anybody?
I don't know how to read a newspaper.
It's been settled, Steven.
He did.
It's been settled.
This has been answered minutes ago.
And the way the headline reads, it's not really clear if he was one of the demonstrators or if... The demonstrators were the ones who were committing the violent acts.
Yeah, of course.
It's not clear in the headline, of course.
No, of course it's not clear.
He's wearing a shirt with security on it, too, right?
I don't know, did you see that shirt?
Is that what he wears?
I think it was a Transformers shirt.
He knows, he's a nerd.
I know, I'm a nerd.
And we love him for it!
I accept it.
We do.
If nature's kind, the black community will accept him like one of their own.
Maybe one day.
One day.
So let's go back to then with the Sandman story of the Covington kids.
When the truth did come out with the full footage, and again, this is important because what matters is not only when they get a story wrong, but what do they do to correct it.
And we'll be showing that call to Mashable we made yesterday in a little bit, so I hope you enjoy that.
Love that.
Instead of admitting they were wrong, they tried to turn it into a whole he said, she said, right?
It was nothing more than conjecture.
And they were airing after this more interviews with noted ambassador for methamphetamine, Nathan Phillips.
So not forgiven.
He didn't think he owed an apology but he does wish that he had walked away.
Was that enough for you or do you think he should have apologized?
Well, if there's an apology, there'd be an apology for his own behavior to a lot of other people beside me.
I'd be, like, way down on the list of his people he needs to apologize to.
You could just end the phrase that I'd be way down the list and we could apply it to anything.
Way down the list of people to apologize to, people whose picture would be up for dental records, people to watch your children.
Way, way down there, yeah.
Short of being a mule through an airport, you'd be right at the top.
Everywhere else, you're at least bottom, you know, 94th percentile.
And even mule, they'd probably pass him up because he kind of looks like a mule.
Yeah, you know, that's true.
Right away.
He does look like Don Quixote.
You look just like, what's that, uh, Freck the donkey?
There we go.
You guys can say it.
And here's, just to be clear for people who haven't followed up on the story, those kids did nothing.
It was black Hebrew Israelites who were accosted, who basically say that white people cannot go to hell.
All white people are going to hell.
I had to deal with these people when I was in Michigan, by the way.
And then the kids did, and then Nathan Phillips came up, living off the land while he made sure that someone taped with his iPhone.
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
Do you have it in portrait mode?
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
No galaxies.
It doesn't have the 12 megapixel camera.
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
The white man makes me live like this.
Hi-ya-ya-ya.
Today's show, here I come.
You Levi's wearing fake First Nations prick.
Sup?
Um, Washington Post, after they knew all this, they went with a story, well, it's more complicated, that was their headline, more complicated than we initially thought, which really means, like, we screwed up, you trusted us!
USA Today, Covington Catholic videos show life is complicated, but we still saw what we saw.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you didn't see anything!
But did you see what led up to it?
Did you see that they were basically saying all white people go to hell?
When you look at black Hebrew Israelites and you look into their theology, much like Black Lives Matter, the organization, this is a black supremacist organization.
It's entirely predicated on the idea that Jesus was black, therefore white people is the devil.
The tables will turn.
Which is still a leap.
Yeah, which is still kind of a leap.
I don't think I've ever met anyone who cares about Jesus' race more than black Hebrew Israelites.
I mean, it's predicated.
It's like, I don't think white people care.
Like, people are like, oh, you think Jesus was white with blue eyes?
Like, nah, that was a thing that the church did because it looked good on stained glass.
We know he probably looked like a terrorist.
That's what Jesus most likely looked like!
He looks like Saddam Hussein.
Yeah!
I'm just saying if Jesus were alive today yelling at a fig tree, I'd probably pat him down.
Make him take his shoes off.
That's Jesus.
Check him.
And that says more about you.
That says more about me, and that's the wonder of Christ.
It is.
He's holding up a mirror to my soul.
I'm like, oh, Messiah?
I didn't know.
I thought you were a hijacker.
But that's the whole thing, is that you are nondescript visually.
That's what the Bible says.
You wouldn't have noticed him.
He didn't have an incredible presence.
And then a black Hebrew Israelite's like, no!
That's some bullshit!
He was black!
End of story!
White people cannot I love your black men voice.
I had that when I was in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
There's a sign right there.
People know it.
It was on the corner of a place called Hopcat.
And these black Hebrew Israelites were always out there.
And they have this sign, and it has a picture of just You know, it kind of looks like the Alaska Airlines thing, because it looks like an Afro.
They have a sign that looks like a black gentleman.
At this point, it was kind of, not quite house party, not quite Afro, but it was a little higher on the top than the signs.
I don't know what you call that.
It's like the microphone look.
No!
It's a George Jefferson look.
I'm describing Christ!
No, it says on the sign, it says, Jesus.
Like with an arrow pointing.
Like it's a turn off.
It's Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, what?
They go, hey, they go, hey, have you made peace with your Lord?
Have you made peace?
Do you know what's going to happen if you die today?
That's what they said to me, and I'm like, wait.
Why would they care?
And I was like, oh, OK.
I said, well, I don't know, are you a Christian?
They go, yes, sir.
I said, OK.
Actually, they didn't say, sir.
They probably said, like, yes, bitch.
They were not very respectful.
Yes, eat a mite.
I can't remember.
This isn't all word for word.
But I said, well, yeah, you know, listen, as a Christian, I personally accept that Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
I believe he is who he said he is.
He's God in the flesh, and that the only way to heaven is through him.
They go, no!
No!
Are you aware that the only true God's people are black Hebrew Israelites?
And they were going, and I was like, OK, sure.
Yeah, I don't care.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know what all of them look like.
Who knows?
If that's the case, I don't want to go to heaven.
I want to go to hell with two white people.
It's safer there.
I take my chances with you white supremacists.
I ain't going with them!
Can you imagine dying and going to heaven, and you see the black Israelites there?
I'd say, hell no, I'm going to hell!
I'm a coon!
I'm going to white people!
Uh, well, effectively, at the end of the day, they basically told me, uh, you can't go to heaven.
I was at a hall, and they go, and you white people are so obsessed with the color of Jesus' skin, do you think Jesus was a white man?
And I said, you know what?
I don't care.
Let's say he looks like your, uh, like your roller rink guy there on your poster.
I'm fine, I can still follow Jesus, right?
They go, NO!
Wait, then why did you waste my time?
I go, wait, hold on a second, how do I get to heaven?
And they're like, WE'D ASK FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!
Why don't you tell me?
And I'm like, let me ask you this, in your opinion, is there any way for me to get to heaven?
That's up in the air!
You know what?
I'm pretty sure that you aren't reading the same book.
I like how they're lawyering it, right?
They're keeping their options open.
This didn't go the way we thought it was going to go, because he seems very accepting about a Jesus that doesn't look like a white guy.
And now, uh... Did it look anything like this right here?
The black Jesus?
Yeah!
Oh man!
It's a white guy like one of us!
At least they didn't make you kiss their feet.
Did you see those videos?
It's funny too, whenever you see them reading verses out of the Bible and then they interpret what it means, I'm like, that's totally not what it means.
Now kiss my feet.
Get down there you evil white man.
Are you Mary Magdalene or not?
I guess not.
What do we do?
Go to hell!
You already told me I'm going there, so I don't know.
I tell you white people, you evil, but you tricky.
That's like a terrible choose-your-own-adventure.
It's like, wait a minute, now what?
It's like one of those goosebumps choose-your-own-paths, only it ends with racism, no matter what.
Every time.
And why can't we?
These are black supremacists.
Black Hebrew Israelites, that is a black supremacy group.
Same thing with Black Lives Matter.
When you say, when Nick Cannon says that white people have no soul, or don't have soul, meaning the ability, I guess, to sing, dance, I don't know, because of melanin, that is actual racism.
And I want to be clear, I don't think that Joe Biden is a racist, I don't think that Donald Trump
is a racist, because people on the right, they're trying to say Joe Biden is a racist, they're
trying to paint both sides.
Listen, I don't think that any of them actually harbor ill will toward black people. I don't
think that they believe that they are inferior. I think that Joe Biden, the DNC panders a whole
lot more, but there are actual racists out there.
Of course, for the few remaining, you can count on one hand, Klans members, and Spike Lee will make a film about them?
Yes!
Actual racists!
And so are people who say that Jesus was black exclusively and white people have no path to heaven.
That is racism, but call me old-fashioned.
So, back to Black Lives Matter Portland, they actually ID'd the suspect, okay?
Marquise Love is the name.
Sounds like a reality show host.
Find a shot at love!
Only it kicks you in the head.
Yeah.
I was looking for a date.
Oh, I thought it was Curbstomp Show on VH1.
Curbstomp of love.
Curbstomp of love.
That's a follow-up show.
He's still on the loose.
This is why this matters.
When we're talking about the job of reporters, they're like, well, we take journalism very seriously.
Brian Stelter.
And we get it.
You want to bitch about Trump.
I understand you don't like him, and you have your panties in a bunch.
Right now, the guy who just beat someone within an inch of their life, and you know his motivation.
Right?
You know the motivation.
Black Lives Matter, the domestic terrorist organization.
There's no guesswork here as to why he did it.
He was saying, you racist, calling him the N-word.
I can't say it, but you guys can say it.
That's the rules.
You can say it if it's a white guy who's bleeding out, I guess.
I don't understand the rules here, and I don't understand why the media doesn't feel that it's their responsibility.
We used to have America's Most Wanted.
Get John Walsh's white ass on it, for crying out loud.
The whole point is, if the media cannot be used to protect more innocent lives from being harmed by a violent criminal on the loose right now, what purpose do you serve?
The whole point is the news that's fit to print, the news that people should know, the news that can impact people's lives.
Well this is someone who beat the crap out of somebody who's in the ICU as far as we know right now, has been ID'd, not by you of course in the media, and you could save, you could protect other American lives, black and white alike.
Why doesn't that fall under the purview of the media's responsibility?
If he was white and he was kicking a black guy.
They just don't care.
They just honestly don't care.
I think we have it here, CNN, MSNBC, if we brought that up because we ran some searches to try and You don't see it.
You don't find this being written about, and you certainly don't find it being written about accurately.
There you go.
We searched MSNBC, and we searched CNN, and it wasn't there.
There's apparently some lady, Marilyn Manson, with some kind of a turquoise ring.
She's trying to sell an eye in jewelry.
I have no idea.
Apparently, it's more important than finding out, oh my gosh, there's someone on the loose in my town who's kicking people's asses in the street.
Italian jewelry, don't you say?
Oh, wait, wait.
Fat Oprah crying on a treadmill.
Let me click this.
Stars who are dead?
Wayne, hold on a second, Corey Feldman's still alive!
Ha ha ha ha, you got me with your slideshow!
Um, so... The media.
The media.
The legitimate media.
Or as YouTube calls them, authoritative sources.
Exactly.
And as Mashable calls them.
Okay, so that leads us into the next segment here.
It is going to be time to tell YouTube.
We are really quickly going to go to the Mashable call that we made yesterday, because there's a lot of referencing authoritative sources that also reference authoritative sources, and there's no actual original source.
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