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#366 THE SJW PLAYBOOK EXPOSED! Dinesh D’Souza and Nicole Arbour | Louder With Crowder

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	Well I live most of my life out on YouTube with only a little channel, a handful of subscribers.
	I reckon they didn't like me on the platform, run be it.
	Back then it was mostly just me uploading short videos and me talking to my camera.
	I ain't had nothing but a bed sheet, a camera, a couple of microphones down there.
	Well back then the Young Turks used to make quite a bit of sport of me.
	They teased me quite a bit.
	I got to the point where I could feed hopper cheese and biscuits four times a week, but mostly I just sat out there making videos on my channel.
	Well, one night I was doing much of nothing, just staring at the YouTube.
	Searching on a PragerU video for the Electoral College.
	All I could find was some nerd trying to make up tutorials in my suggested feed.
	So I logged into my YouTube account to see what was wrong with it.
	Turns out every video had been put in restricted.
	I haven't been unsubscribed from Lighter with Crowder, my favorite channel.
	I had to re-subscribe quite a bit.
	But even when I did, I didn't receive no notifications.
	Had to hit the bell three times.
	But then I ain't seen nothing but Trevor Knoll videos in my suggested feed.
	But then I'd just seen Red.
	I hired myself a half-Asian lawyer.
	Some people think he's half-Mexican and he's half-Asian.
	Got all my little shaped eyes and hair that stick out straight out the side of his head.
	Don't matter how he cut it, I reckon.
	He'd just puff out like that, black as pitch.
	Because he's half-Asian and whatnot.
	Well, I had my little builder go on in and talk with YouTube's top lawyers and parlay with them about our questions on my channel.
	But they didn't answer none of it.
	Not the restrictions and monetizations.
	They just kept asking us to spend more money on advertising and streaming.
	What'd you do Tranny Bane for?
	What'd you do Tranny Bane for?
	I reckon that made me madder than the whole notification business.
	So I had Bill Richmond.
	He's half Asian.
	Some people think he's half Mexican.
	He's half Asian.
	I had him walk right on into Susan Wojcicki's office at YouTube.
	Sure.
	♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
	♪♪♪ That's called a father-in-law at a wedding.
	Ooh.
	Sorry, Dad.
	Um, I've seen... It is.
	I've seen... Not only fathers, but uncles and grand... It's like at a wedding.
	There's something that happens... Don't trust the uncles to do that.
	Do not trust the uncles.
	It's called alcohol.
	You don't.
	No, it's not.
	No, it's not.
	I have teetotaling relatives.
	When was that ever okay?
	For me, it's the alcohol.
	Open bars.
	Yes, well, for you, it's always the alcohol.
	Alright, we have great guests today.
	We have Nicole Arbor on.
	Boom.
	We have Dinesh D'Souza on.
	We were going to have Artie Lange on, but, uh, well, it didn't work out.
	We're going to have him on next week.
	Obviously, this comes as no surprise, so that'll probably be a pre-tape.
	This was a pre-tape with Nicole Arbour because of... Boobs.
	Sling mug... What?
	Because of Sling Mug Club.
	Alright, listen, before we move on, first off, question of the day.
	Have you found that debate, because we'll be getting into this, a clip from The Rebel, which I think is emblematic of how the left debates.
	Have you found...
	That debating with progressives has become easier and easier thanks to the talking points now becoming so predictable.
	And in a follow-up, put a percentage on it.
	I'd like to hear from you.
	We often hear about the radical left and finding the center.
	What percentage of today's Democrats would you put under sort of the classical JFK liberal versus perpetual victim complex progressive today?
	Give a percentage point, let me know, because I think they're a significant majority.
	And when you're a majority, You're no longer radical fringe as it relates to the progressive wing!
	All right!
	Producing the main video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
	Follow him on Twitter, not gay Jared.
	Meet at his crib with your comments, your thoughts, your photoshops.
	I fulfill my legal obligations.
	Are you good?
	I'm good.
	I appreciate it.
	And we have Ed G. Morgan, Jr.
	I do.
	He's here.
	Ed G. Morgan.
	What's the wine of the day?
	K the Creator.
	Look at that picture.
	K the Creator?
	Bob Marley or something.
	What is that?
	What is that?
	No, that looks like the singer from Korn.
	Maybe.
	And Brodigan, at Brodigan.
	Now, Brodigan is filling in here temporarily.
	You were my first hire, actually, at louderwithcreditor.com.
	Yes, I have seniority.
	So how long have we worked together?
	God, I think it was since 87.
	Has it been five years?
	About five years, yeah.
	Five, six years, yeah.
	And people, you can send him your stories.
	At Brodigan, he's often the one who gets us stories going in the morning.
	And he just happened to be in town.
	Also, Cockburn is something that he's...
	It's a story that is a real story.
	I knew it!
	to get all...
	So, you'll wonder if this will all make sense or not later on.
	Nicole Arbor and Nesta Sousa coming...
	He said, I don't like that lead-in one bit.
	I just got out of the clink to escape the cock burn.
	Um...
	Okay, in other news, before we get to that, university researchers have apparently run
	out of things to research.
	A new study suggests that people are racist against black household robots.
	Aw, what?
	It comes from Spectrum WALL-E, I guess, as a website says.
	The findings of a new study suggest that people perceive robots with anthropomorphic features to have race.
	And as a result, the same race-related prejudices is a prejudice Uh, that humans extend to robots.
	Well, you know what?
	Maybe if they weren't so lippy.
	She's very superficial, tearing down the walls.
	Hey, Roomba, do you think you could keep it down a little bit?
	Shut the f**k up!
	You're bullsh**ting!
	Well, f**k, I ain't getting in there!
	Alexa ain't got nothing on me!
	That really doesn't seem like you should have it.
	I'm not saying my Google Home has a race, but it refuses to play any other Jimmy Buffett.
	No matter how many times I ask for Killer Mike, it's just Margaritaville on a loop.
	The race is college dropout.
	You had a point about this broadening.
	I don't think so.
	I don't know.
	I don't see shades of black and white.
	Only shades of what's going to rise up and kill us one day.
	That's the T2 thing for you right there.
	There it is.
	It's going to be self-aware at some point.
	Affirmative.
	Action.
	Listen, that was my favorite movie as a kid.
	Turning our attention to Hollywood, Ryan Reynolds is attached to a revision of the film Home Alone.
	This one's called Stoned Alone, centering around new guests at a pothead, though actually it seems the title might need to be renamed as to not confuse it with the Saudi Arabian holiday cult classic Wherein a Woman Drove by Herself.
	It's basically just a cross between Baby Driver and Not Without My Daughter.
	And Stoning of Soraya M. Yes.
	All of the above.
	It's fun for the whole family!
	Such an advanced culture.
	So the film centers around a twenty-something weed-growing loser who misses the plane for his holiday ski trip.
	First to answer the casting call was Macaulay Culkin because he does that!
	That's what he thinks.
	Look at that, look at that.
	There's no way Michael Jackson did not have something to do with this.
	No, no.
	You got a piece of that.
	He touched him in a way that he will never... Hey, everybody outside the coal mine!
	Oh, it was very easy!
	Where's your parents?
	Ever since Home Alone 2, I've been preparing for this role.
	I'm ready!
	Bring me back.
	Ever since Home Alone 1, he's been preparing.
	He was locked into the Home Alone 2 contract, I think, pretty early.
	Hey, do you remember Brock Turner?
	Because I didn't.
	Does everyone here remember Brock Turner?
	Yeah, I remember.
	Convicted of sexual assault, for those who don't know.
	His lawyer is now claiming that he only engaged in, quote, outercourse.
	Not intercourse.
	What is the point of that?
	Well, okay, people.
	This is how it's described from People Magazine.
	The lawyer defined outercourse as sexual activity while clothed that can be considered a form of safe sex.
	Way to put a spin on it.
	And then he said that Turner, quote, didn't intend to rape the victim.
	Which, to be fair, I guess we're doing the definition of is, but it isn't as bad as intercourse, which of course is sex between galaxies.
	And then Christopher Nolan has secured the rights to insepthecourse, which is sex within a sex within a handjob.
	And then walls go like this, and there's rape somewhere.
	Also known as a casting call with Harvey Weinstein.
	Yes, exactly.
	That is the dumbest, I mean obviously you're talking about rape, so I'm not making fun of that, but that's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
	Outercourse?
	What kind of balls do you have to have to claim that it's your defense?
	Apparently it doesn't matter because you're wearing jeans anyway, so it's irrelevant.
	I cannot believe it.
	This is a transcript.
	Imagine going forward in a court and being like, no, no, no, no, your honor!
	It was out of course!
	That is where my client was merely dry-humping her leg against her will!
	Simple battery.
	It's like, if you were to create a sleazy lawyer who will say anything, you would create this guy.
	Yeah, this is what he'd say.
	Yes.
	It's attorney outercourse.
	Does it hold water?
	I don't know.
	But all I did was hump a leg.
	The question is, like the three months that Barack was in prison, how much outercourse did he get?
	Yeah.
	Let's see if he splits the definition.
	Yes.
	Literally.
	That's Shawshank Course.
	So in a related story, a man who has no penis Has admitted to assaulting two women who thought they were having sex with him.
	While he instead was using inanimate objects with the lights off.
	This comes from the Telegraph.
	The red quote is where fiscal depute Cockburn told the court that the man had been in a relationship with two women.
	Another quote, one of the women believed she was being penetrated by his penis.
	Period.
	The accused did not have a penis.
	You must have quit, said depute actually named Cockburn.
	You've been laughing about this all day, but actually when it comes to the work on The Force, Cockburn's no joke.
	Detective, we now have two cases in two weeks of women being sexually accosted, sir.
	All right.
	Better just send this on down to Special Victims Unit.
	There's only one problem, sir.
	It's the assailant.
	He didn't have a c**k. Oh my god.
	That means there's only one choice.
	We need to bring in the Cockburns.
	Sir!
	With all due respect, Cockburn's too close to this, sir!
	Cockburn's had enough!
	Dammit, I'll tell you when Cockburn's had enough!
	You may not like Cockburn, you may not like the methods, you may not even like the fact that Cockburn will push you to your limits just to find out what they are.
	But my god, there's no one better for this case than Cockburn.
	And the only reason you're still standing here is because you know it, you son of a bitch!
	Sir, I don't think it's a good idea, not since Oakland- I know about Oakland, don't you think I know about that?
	But sir, Cockburn's wife was killed by a cockless man!
	Come over here, Deputy.
	If you want to have a job in my precinct, you keep your f***ing mouth shut about Oakland or you'll be selling cigarettes out of a bodega on 8th and Wacker between being a hobo's play toy so fast it'll make your head spin, do you hear me?
	I wouldn't call on Cockburn unless absolutely necessary.
	My God, when you're out there with cockless monsters roaming these streets with no end in sight, and you need the best damn person for this hyper-specific niche milieu, you thank the sweet Lord Jesus that someone exists out there like Cockburn.
	Yes, Commissioner?
	Get Cockburn sobered up.
	We have no choice now.
	Oh, that was a long time.
	All right.
	You can't make these things.
	Well, no, we did.
	We did.
	We made it all up.
	That's not a real show.
	It's not a real film, in case you didn't know.
	No.
	Can you imagine him going and buying said inanimate objects at the adult stores?
	And it's like, give me something that won't raise any eyebrows in the dark.
	The story's not clear.
	The story's not clear if he bought those objects.
	Well, what do you think it was?
	It could be a plastic sword.
	The point is with this, honestly, usually if someone is sexually accosting someone, he is the person.
	They're standing something to gain.
	He's just like, ha ha ha!
	I'll pleasure all of them with none of my own!
	It's the perfect crime!
	Can I convict this person?
	At the pitch meeting in between, you know, needing oxygen, if you read the story, the guy had a very well-thought-out plan to hide the fact that he never peed his pants.
	Wait, what was this?
	I mean, like, the lights always had to be off.
	No one could look him in the eye.
	Look him in the eye?
	Don't look me in the eye!
	Or my hands!
	Don't gaze upon them!
	You'll lose all your strength!
	She's like, uh, here, how about this one?
	No, that's too big.
	It's a very, it is a very bizarre crime.
	I'm going to invade the bank's safety deposit box and give them all my coins!
	Oh my gosh, that's gotta be the dumbest thing that ever happened.
	You'll never catch me now, Cockburn!
	Cockbird always gets her man.
	You and your partner Vag Hunt will never get this.
	This is a real story.
	You'll never see two gay guys trying to pull this off.
	I mean, you really, I don't think it would work the same.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I don't think it was.
	Which by the way, I found out, we talked about this, I guess Patrick Stewart is not gay.
	What?
	A lot of people thought he was gay with Ian.
	Garrett thought he was gay.
	He was like, he still was not convinced.
	By him and Ian McKellen.
	Yeah.
	Which is funny because Ian McKellen seems way less gay.
	Yeah.
	You know what, if they actually were to ever, for example, you know what it would take for them to become an actual gay couple?
	Just Patrick Stewart saying yes.
	That's it.
	On the front of every magazine, they're Hollywood's hottest couple.
	People get mad, it's like, what are you saying?
	Yeah, I'm saying that men are just so animalistic in their sexual urges, and you remove one part of that equation, which is a curse.
	Yeah, gay people, it's just a party of yes.
	Yeah, as opposed to lesbian couples where it's a party of, I have a headache.
	A lot of aspirin, they go through it, they get the Costco problem.
	Come on, be sensitive.
	I think that goes against, for some reason in guys' heads, we think of guys and guys and we're like, oh, that's incredibly gross, right?
	And then for some reason, the general public, not me, When you think about two girls, you're like, ah, it seems plausible.
	It's two hot chicks.
	I don't think so.
	And that's actually the opposite of what happens.
	That doesn't, you know, that's one thing, obviously, to me, is I've just never been.
	I'm not into it.
	It's simple mathematics.
	People like, they're like four boobs.
	Four boobs are better than two.
	That's what it is.
	Always better than two.
	Always better than two.
	I take three boobs with an explanation!
	That's all it is!
	You're way more forgiving than I am.
	You're over-analyzing it.
	Just men like seeing breasts.
	Get your ass to Moz.
	Sorry, Madison.
	We have a girl who works with us now in the office.
	Sorry, Madison.
	But I'm pretty sure we didn't let the cat out of the bag.
	Lawsuit!
	Alright, so we're gonna move on to this.
	This comes to us from the Rebel.
	I highly recommend that you go watch the entire clip.
	Before that, by the way, hit our notification bell, because subscriptions don't mean anything anymore.
	And join MugClub.
	You get this full hour show every single day.
	LoudofClatter.com slash MugClub.
	And livestreams, if you don't, you can livestream every Thursday here on YouTube at 8 p.m.
	Eastern.
	Anyway.
	Nice!
	So, this comes from The Rebel.
	Please go watch the whole video for context.
	I just thought it was very good.
	It was perfect to crystallize the techniques, the tactics that the left use right now when it comes to debating.
	And mainly there are five and you've heard us talk about them, but we wanted to take a video and give you a play-by-play just in case there were any doubts.
	So, let's go to the first clip where right away this person, by the way, this is after the Toronto, to set the context, after the Toronto shooting.
	Yeah.
	Not a lot of news about this for people who don't know.
	It was a big shooting.
	I think 16 people were shot finally.
	Oh, wow.
	Do we know how many people died?
	Did it ever change?
	I'm not sure.
	Last I heard, two.
	Last I heard, two.
	Okay, that's why I heard two, because you never know.
	Obviously, some tragedies happen.
	But after that, one reporter for The Rebel went and spoke about, obviously, the Muslim tie.
	So right away, this lady freaks out and goes to progressive tactic.
	Number one, before the clip, the number one technique they use is, of course, accuse racism.
	And she, just go to clip.
	This is a moment for our community.
	Can you please not descend into racist things right now?
	I'm sorry, what did I say that was racist?
	I'm sorry, this is not what Canada is about.
	Canada is not about racism.
	The rebel is a racist source of news.
	Okay.
	I love the fact that she started with, like, still on the phone with her friend.
	Yes.
	Like, I have to call you back.
	I gotta go.
	On the phone with her friend while she has kids there with objects that could be easily swallowed.
	Like, I'm sorry, I'm actually doing sudoku while my child plays with a plastic bag over his head.
	I have things to do.
	So, in record time, too, by the way, the racism.
	And we know this.
	I don't really even need to go over this a whole bunch.
	It's a tool that's used to actually bring you into their number two technique, which we'll get to in a second.
	But first, here's what's important.
	Why did she accuse this reporter?
	Again, go watch the whole video at The Rebel.
	It's up here on YouTube, or I think rebel.media.
	Why'd she accuse him of being racist?
	Here's exactly why.
	Did I say anything that was racist?
	Yes, you asked if the shooter had visited ISIS websites.
	That is not okay.
	No, I said CBS in the U.S.
	This is not okay.
	I said CBS in the U.S.
	CBS is reporting that.
	Yes!
	By the way, ISIS even took credit for it!
	So it doesn't sound like they were too far off base.
	No!
	At least potentially, right?
	No, you never know.
	You can't always go by what ISIS takes credit for.
	No, no, no, that's definitely true.
	If anyone kills anybody, ISIS is like, yeah, he was one of our draft picks!
	It's a total count over two?
	Yeah.
	We had an option contract.
	No, what really pisses me off about this is if you watch it from the beginning, he's very politely asking these questions.
	He asked a separate question about motive and then said, hey, here's what's being reported.
	What do you think?
	And this lady, who is absolutely not a part of the conversation, leans in, still on the cell phone.
	Oh, they're talking about some racist stuff.
	Hold on.
	I got to chime in because people think my opinion's valued.
	Yeah, exactly.
	She's a horrible human being.
	And this brings us to the method number two I was talking about.
	The next thing that she does, and we see this from the progressive left, is tell you you have no right to speak.
	They just try to deny your right to speak completely.
	We see her do that multiple times throughout the video.
	Don't come here.
	The rebel, really?
	You don't need to be here right now.
	And this, you are not in my community.
	You can leave now.
	You so-called medias!
	Well, I need to not be here.
	Based on whose authority?
	Get the hell out of here!
	You have no business being here with your racist crap!
	Get your racist crap out of my community!
	Get it out now!
	Was that the Somali pirate from Captain Philip playing back there?
	He's looking good!
	He put on a few pounds!
	Looking for a 15 pounder.
	Look at me!
	I'm not the hero this Toronto needs.
	But the one it deserves.
	Your Toronto belongs to me!
	Rob Ford is gone.
	I am the captain now.
	I am the Dark Knight now.
	Where's his crack?
	By the way, this is just not necessarily a point, but just for complete bonus stupidity and insanity, this is the kind of argument that only the insane rant about.
	The rebel is a racist source of news.
	Because we're asking people their opinion of mass shooting?
	And the mass shooting, what does the mass shooting have to do with a man that visits?
	Like, come on.
	Come on, man.
	What does it have to do with a man who didn't finish that sentence?
	Why should I need to?
	Why should I need to?
	Because you started that sentence.
	Because the sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
	You put words together to make a phrase that confuses people who are not retarded.
	It's like...
	Flip microwave toaster bagel!
	Wait, what'd you mean by that?
	Why should I have to explain it?
	I shouldn't have to tell you!
	Because I want to know if I need to call the EMTs if you have a stroke.
	Racist!
	On air!
	Foam!
	What?
	Dumpster fire!
	So, this brings us... It's a perfect example.
	It's just the left, they don't want to deal in reality.
	And I don't know if she even believes what she's saying.
	Or if she's just that stupid.
	Or if she's so dogmatic that she doesn't realize she's that stupid.
	It's like the stupid liberal chicken and egg.
	Is it the chicken?
	Is it the egg?
	She's just following chicken liberal, Toronto Mayor, who instead, by the way, used this exact same tragedy to immediately pivot to gun control.
	You've heard me ask the question of why anybody would need to buy 10 or 20 guns, which they can lawfully do under the present laws.
	And that leads to another question we need to discuss.
	Why does anyone in this city need to have a gun at all?
	And I know even answering that question won't fully eliminate tragedies like this, but even if we can prevent one of these incidents, then in my view it is a discussion
	worth having.
	Thanks for watching.
	You're just shifting numbers around!
	Now they have to walk around like a riot.
	I mean, the fact that there's a guy who may or may not be ISIS, because we don't know.
	Right.
	You need four guns in case the first three miss.
	Yes, exactly!
	And then one to pistol butt him for good measure.
	While he's out.
	Now this is the kind of derangement, and I do mean derangement, that leads to tweets like this from Toronto Novelist and I think Vice Writer, who wanted to put a ban, quote, on white men.
	Just because he's looking for a reason to be crazy.
	And this was before they found out he was a Muslim.
	Right?
	It was, let's put a ban on white men.
	Until we figured this out.
	Because it's Canada, so they assume it's a white male.
	To be fair.
	That's a roll of the dice.
	Okay, you don't necessarily need a lucky blow on that.
	You're probably rolling up snake eyes, but yeah.
	Because historically, that's what white men tend to do.
	We tend to join ISIS and go blow things up in the name of Allah, right?
	That makes perfect sense to me.
	Real quick, I want to go back to one thing that he said.
	He's like, if we can even prevent one Yeah, exactly.
	If we can prevent one of these, it's a conversation.
	No, it's not.
	No, that's the stupidest thing.
	Freedom is messy.
	That's a really lazy argument.
	When did you think freedom was going to, and yeah, I know you don't quite have the same kind of freedom, obviously, not even close in Canada, but for here, it's messy.
	I'm sorry.
	If we could even prevent one death by banning every single private pool, would you not do it?
	Especially.
	Why don't you care about dead AIDS?
	We can prevent one forest fire.
	If we could prevent one robber from dying in your kiddie pool in the front yard.
	If we could prevent one transgender suicide, not the 41% attempts, just the 1% by telling them that they're actually a man.
	My God.
	Why wouldn't you do it?
	Where's Cockburn?
	Anyway, this was...
	Where do you need him?
	Bring in Cockburn.
	Dammit, where's Cockburn?
	When do you need him?
	He is effective, but my he is tardy.
	Which brings us to the technique they use in the next point, using the mob mentality.
	We've talked about this.
	The left uses this quite a bit, the power of the audience to try and intimidate you,
	again, into silence.
	If they haven't just denied your right to speak, you can't speak.
	You know what?
	Now we're going to bring in other people, hopefully intimidate you into not speaking.
	So right here, it's bring in the reinforcements.
	Community, US doesn't know anything about this community.
	So this is Danforth.
	This is our city.
	This is our city.
	You need to not be here.
	Here's the thing.
	What?
	I need to not be here.
	Based on whose authority?
	Based on my authority, because I live here.
	Do you?
	Okay, it's like she hadn't even thought about the answer.
	What?
	What?
	I mean, can you get deputized in Toronto just by living there?
	Yes, exactly.
	Look, I love this guy in the background.
	Like, he's like, this is my moment!
	And he walks up and he's fumbling through his words and he goes back to her and he's like, crap!
	No, come back!
	He's grabbing the mic.
	Damn it, black man, you failed us!
	I'm black and in Canada!
	Talk to me!
	It's essential when people talk about enlisting the white knight.
	In this case, black knight.
	It's just coming right in.
	And this is so funny to me too.
	This is our story.
	This is not America's story.
	Oh really?
	So there was nothing about Demi Lovato on Canadian news?
	All of your stories are American stories.
	Occasionally you do something so screwed up that you make international news.
	It doesn't mean that we don't get to cover it, dummy.
	It's like Captain Phillips Pirate didn't think it through.
	Alright, by the way, here's just some crazy bonus footage.
	Again, because we figured we had to include it.
	You prefer a communist society?
	I prefer a socialist society, yes I do.
	Like in Venezuela perhaps?
	North Korea?
	Cuba?
	I'm naming all the socialists.
	You're descending into your own hell right now.
	Listen.
	These are hell holes, I agree with you.
	Hell holes!
	Now you're quoting Trump.
	Lovely.
	That was perfect.
	Perfect.
	He did a different kind of hole.
	Quoting Trump is the best thing you could have ever done for yourself.
	Way to go.
	That was priceless.
	Way to go.
	I'm done here.
	If you say so.
	You have to be done.
	You quoted Trump, therefore you're done here because I said that Trump was racist and you are and now you're a racist quoting another racist.
	It's like incept-a-racist.
	Which brings us to their top Number four technique.
	We all know this playing victim.
	So we say, okay, you're a racist.
	You have no right to speak.
	Let's bring in the mob to intimidate you.
	And at this point, if you're still speaking, what they do, even if they have the mob, is they play the victim.
	They act as though you are attacking them because if they are a victim, they therefore have the moral high ground.
	You see, this plays out to the letter.
	I'm just asking questions, but you're yelling at me.
	That's not an accurate question, nor is it appropriate.
	Are you really a school teacher?
	Yes, I am.
	Is this how you teach your children, by the way?
	Absolutely.
	You scream at them?
	No.
	Come on, man.
	Seriously?
	Are you that dense, dude?
	Well, I've never seen you teach, ma'am.
	Seriously?
	Are you seriously that dense?
	I mean, you said you're a teacher, and I'm just wondering... I am a teacher.
	Don't question my profession.
	With the Toronto District School Board?
	Does that matter?
	I'm just wondering where you... I'd rather identify myself to you.
	I don't have to- I don't have to justify- I don't have to justify my yelling, cussing, racist accusations at you, sir!
	It's my- it's my First Amendment right, which I don't believe in and doesn't exist in our country's constitution!
	She actually goes on to talk about her right.
	She goes- no, she says, I know my amendment rights!
	You don't have them!
	You don't have them!
	You're in Canada!
	Did you forget?
	And that's also not what we call them here!
	Yeah.
	I know my First Amendment rights!
	So much for being too much American news!
	Yes!
	Confusing your rights again!
	Right here, if you were to say, I know my amendment rights to a police, just on a routine stop, they'd say, all right, let's put you in the breathalyzer.
	I know my first amendment rights.
	I know my second amendment rights.
	And she just goes, I know my amendment rights.
	You don't.
	You don't have them.
	Because it's a crappy country.
	Which is, and this brings us to a number of their favorite tech, not their favorite, but one of them.
	It's the appeal to authority fallacy.
	This is what they do a lot, the left.
	So, to recap, they go racism, deny your right to speak, mob mentality, then play the victim, and then if that doesn't work, they just really want you to shut up.
	They either present someone else who knows more, like, there's consensus from scientists who cannot be here right now, or they say, or they say, or look at this degree, therefore, I'm a, what's the name of the socialist?
	I just forgot her name.
	Something, something, Cortez.
	Something, something, Cortez.
	She's like, I have a degree in economics, so I know economics.
	It's like, well, why don't you answer the question, economics?
	I have a degree!
	It's magic.
	And she does it right here.
	Do you not know anything about social reform?
	Do you not know anything about representative governments?
	I have two degrees in political science, man.
	Don't even try to challenge me.
	Please educate me.
	Don't even try.
	That's like a female equivalent of, come at me, bro.
	Come at me.
	Let's go.
	Here's my question at this point.
	What happened to her son?
	Like, did he just start walking home?
	He's at a tattoo parlor somewhere.
	If you watch the whole clip, the kid is clearly embarrassed.
	He's like, oh, can we get out of here?
	Mom, I gotta do this again.
	I just want my damn ice cream, Mom.
	Mom, can you just get- That was hilarious to me when the kid's like, Mom, can we leave?
	And she's like, no!
	We're staying here!
	We're supporting this and we're getting ice cream!
	Whether you like it or not.
	I just want my ice cream with a side of pretend rights.
	Yes, side of amendment rights that don't exist in my country.
	Here with all of this is what's even more scary.
	These are the lamentations of the ragefully insane.
	It wouldn't be such a big deal if it was just this crazy tiny minority of people relegated to insane asylums being dipped in electrical shock water like Shutter Island.
	If that were it, you'd be like, okay, there are a few people out there.
	Instead, and this is what we've been talking about, that's why I want to know what you think the percentage is of radical left-wingers, what they make up of today's progressive wing, versus the moderates, because this person is You guessed it, teaching your children.
	What do you do for a living right now, ma'am?
	I'm a high school teacher.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	You've got a nice brow.
	I keep getting young about people like you and about your agendas and about the racist crap that you guys propagate in my city after a tragedy.
	Look at that, there it is.
	It's her face going, yeah, yeah, I teach.
	That's the face of, yeah, I get your kids for seven hours a day and I get to force feed them my bullcrap saying that you're racist and that capitalism is wrong and that so, and guess what?
	There's nothing you can do about it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's cockiness.
	about her propaganda and indoctrination and really child abuse at that point.
	And this is something that Americans really need to understand.
	Why is she so emboldened to say this?
	Why can she swear, cuss, make personal attacks, and then threaten to call the cops?
	Call the cops on the reporter, by the way, with no fear of ramifications on her part?
	Here's why.
	You're going to call the police?
	This is illegal under Canadian law?
	Ah, and there it is.
	There's the rub.
	When people say, well, hold on, when I did the change of mind, we did the change of mind, hate speech isn't real.
	People say, well, you shouldn't say mean things.
	That's right.
	This man wasn't saying mean things.
	He has questions.
	He was saying, hey, CBS is reporting that ISIS... Oh, hate speech!
	I'm gonna call the cops!
	There it is.
	That's what I and Jordan Peterson and people like Mike Ward have been fighting against for a long time.
	The people who write, use, respect, and manipulate hate speech laws are the person you see right there.
	Okay, this is what's important. Oh, she's just great. This is when people say the radical left and then okay
	She's just great. She's just the radical left. She's just this fringe. How far is she off from melissa?
	Click remember the college professor. I need some muscle here
	She was so comfortable doing that or or the entire human Tributals with mattress girl and uva and the rape scandals
	where men never had any recourse the entire No one at the college has said anything.
	Think about that for a second.
	She's a high school teacher.
	How far off do you think she is from most high school teachers?
	From most college professors?
	Let me ask you this.
	How far off do you think she is from Nancy Pelosi?
	How far off do you think her ideology is from Hillary Clinton?
	Picture this woman in office.
	You know why?
	Because we already have them.
	And they want to be in control.
	As you hear of what you can say.
	The only reason the United States is what we are, and they are not, is because of the First Amendment.
	Which is what they want to do away with.
	In Canada, they don't have it at all.
	And she even vocalizes.
	She's basically saying, I'm emboldened to say because I say it's hate speech and it's illegal.
	She just uses that as carte blanche to accuse the man for saying, what about this man
	who may have had some involvement in ISIS?
	She thinks that she can verbally berate, harass somebody, and she'll get away with it.
	You know why?
	Because she can call the cops and have this guy arrested for asking a question.
	And you know what?
	In Canada and in the kind of United States that Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, the Young Turks,
	everyone would have if given their choice, that man could be arrested.
	That should send shivers down your spine, call in Cockburn.
	You need Cockburn to fix us.
	We have Dinesh D'Souza after this break.
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	I don't know what this is, but I realized what I kind of think this is.
	I've been watching River Monsters, and when he's strapped in and doing the fishing, he does it kind of like he goes in an angle.
	I've never really fished very much, but I just used to think you catch it and you reel it in.
	Apparently you have to give it some line.
	That's what people are into!
	I thought you were just pre-scrubbing your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher to have it do the rest of the job.
	That would make sense.
	That's what I thought it was.
	And you know what else?
	It also makes you a tremendous fighter.
	It does.
	You will win the Valley Karate Tournament if you wash enough dishes.
	All right, our next guest.
	Huge name, obviously, in the conservative and film side.
	He's had some movies, some of the biggest documentaries of all time.
	We've had him on the show before.
	You can follow him on the Twitter, at Dinesh D'Souza.
	That kind of spells who it is.
	His latest, The Death of a Nation, premieres August 3rd.
	Mr. D'Souza, how are you, sir?
	Great to be on the show!
	I'm glad to have you on the show.
	Now you're looking tan, which I know is a weird thing because you're a minority, but you're looking more tan than last time we saw you.
	Are you getting some sun?
	I think it's because I did a family trip to Hawaii, and every now and then I have to reinforce the natural tan.
	Plus, this also preserves my ethnic credibility.
	Yes, exactly.
	I remember I sometimes preface my statements with, as a person of color.
	Yes, exactly.
	It's not going to really work if I'm not a person of color.
	Well, you're really a person of a shade, more so.
	But it's funny, because we were just talking about that.
	I think yesterday, the NAACP, you couldn't say color people.
	It became racist for so long.
	But they just never admitted it.
	And now they're kind of right back into it.
	They just reversed it to people of color.
	But that includes everyone, yourself included.
	So it's not very accurate.
	This is true.
	Well, you know, I think what it is, is that the Democratic Party these days, the Democratic Party used to be the party of the working class, and the Republican Party was the party of the business class.
	But now the Democratic Party is reorganized, and it's essentially, I believe, it's the party of the ethnic plantation.
	Now, of course, originally Stephen, the party of the slave plantation, but today that plantation has gone multi-racial.
	And so they've got not just the black ghettos, they've got the Latino barrios, they've got the Native American reservations.
	So they don't like to campaign for votes individually, they just want to collect each ethnic group Deposit you on a plantation, create a kind of intergenerational dependency in which you trade your vote in exchange for a kind of meager provision, and then you're permanently enthralled to the Democratic Party.
	It's kind of a good racket if you can make it work.
	It is a good racket, especially if you have the buses and you give them free sandwiches and you take them to a voting booth where the option is Democrat or Democrat and Heroin.
	You know, you just put that on the ticket and they can pick.
	The genius of this plantation system is that it gets people to vote Democratic regardless of who is on the ticket.
	Right.
	This is true.
	Let me ask you this.
	Have you ever referred to yourself, or does anyone ever refer to you as Asian American, being Indian?
	Because I always wonder about that.
	Well, of course, all these categories are kind of bogus.
	I mean, when you think, for example, I mean, my wife's Venezuelan, right?
	So she falls into the Latino camp, but that camp includes Cubans, it includes Mexicans.
	Similarly, the Asian category is very wide.
	I mean, obviously, Indians and Chinese don't have a whole lot in common ethnically or even historically.
	Right.
	But we get thrown into the same barrel.
	And To me, the puzzle about it isn't the ethnic label.
	It's why Asian Americans aren't voting in ratios of 80 to 90 percent for the Republican Party.
	As a group, Asian Americans are meritocratic, they're entrepreneurial, they are socially to the right of Pat Robertson.
	And yet, for reasons unknown, they are still in the Democratic camp.
	I don't know how Asians are thought to be smart, but this is one area in which that Hold on, let's be careful.
	They're still very smart, they're just misled on that.
	But I always wonder, because people, oriental, we've always said this is a much more accurate term.
	Because a lot of people, they would not say, oh yeah, Dinesh D'Souza.
	If I were describing you to someone who didn't know you, yeah, he's this guy who's written a lot of books, and he's that Asian American guy.
	Only white feminists are even offended by it at all.
	They use it all the time.
	You go to any Chinatown.
	Orientals on every building.
	If you said Asian American, they'd go, behind the Indian gentleman?
	So Dinesh, tell us about your latest film now.
	You've done quite a few that have been really big, and this one is Death of a Nation.
	We have some footage rolling here.
	What's it about?
	What can people expect?
	Well, the poster is a little bit provocative.
	We morphed the heads of Trump and Lincoln.
	And of course, the never Trump-ers who think that Trump is a steep falling off from Reagan, I think are going to have a constipation attack here because, you know, how dare you compare Trump to Lincoln?
	But interestingly, the situations of the two guys are not that dissimilar.
	I mean, let's think about it.
	All this political craziness we've been seeing since the election, is about a major political party, the Democrats,
	refusing to accept the result of a lawful election.
	An outside guy comes in, challenges for the Republican ticket,
	knocks out the favorites, and then beats the Democrat.
	Well, that happened in 1860.
	And so in 1860, the Democrats also went nuts.
	Then they broke up the country.
	This time, they're merely trying to stage a kind of coup.
	So the movie, it's a deep dive into two big issues, fascism and racism or white supremacy.
	And as you know, these are the two incendiary tales that the left is trying to hang.
	Right, right.
	the Republican elephant. And so the movie questions this, challenges it, takes you to
	Europe, takes you into Mussolini, dives into the not just the history of the Democratic Party,
	but where is the racism now? Yeah, it's it's eye opening and it's it's gonna blow people away.
	So I'm very excited. I haven't seen it yet.
	I haven't seen this yet, but we've talked about Mussolini on the show quite a bit.
	In your movie, is he a rather pathetic character?
	Because whenever I think of Mussolini, you know, Hitler, terrible person, obviously.
	Stalin, terrible person.
	Mussolini, also a terrible person.
	Sad Hitler, isn't he?
	Yeah, but it also makes me very sad, because he was kind of pathetic.
	Well, he was a very strange guy.
	I mean, if you look at video of Mussolini, uh, online, uh, it almost seems cartoonish.
	He, you know, the, the caricature of the Italians, uh, kind of from the mafia movies.
	Well, Mussolini is that in italics.
	And it's almost... He always reminded me of Goldfinger.
	Yes, Goldfinger.
	You know, he has exaggerated mannerisms and so on.
	Now, interestingly, in his own time, Mussolini was seen as a serious guy.
	He was very well-read in sort of Marxist literature and history.
	He wrote extensive, I mean, scholarly or at least semi-scholarly articles.
	In that sense, he compares very favorably with Hitler.
	And of course, he was a man of the left.
	He was an acquaintance of Lenin.
	Lenin sent him a telegram congratulating him when he started the fascist party in Italy.
	And so the fact that Hitler and Mussolini came from the left... Well, he was well-read, but what I mean by this is he seemed kind of like a useful idiot to everyone else who was in real power.
	And that's the thing.
	Mussolini wasn't very good at it, good at being evil in comparison.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not saying all of them are evil.
	Let's be really, really clear, everybody.
	Okay, before, hold your comments.
	But Mussolini kind of sucked at being evil.
	Well, that may be true.
	I mean, he certainly didn't have the kind of scary, you know, he didn't have the power that Hitler did, and he recognized that.
	But let's remember, Mussolini came to power in 1922, and he wasn't ousted till 1943.
	And he wasn't ousted till 1943.
	So he had a much longer tenure than Hitler did.
	Hitler basically lasted a little over a decade.
	Mussolini lasted almost a quarter century.
	Hitler, that one-hit wonder.
	That one-hit wonder.
	That Walther PP, put an end to it.
	Otherwise, he would have been like Abba, just churning out hits.
	No, that is true.
	And, you know, a good point to contrast, that doesn't mean that popular is right.
	You know, Winston Churchill was ousted immediately after wartime because people wanted socialized health care.
	That was a big thing that people don't remember about Winston Churchill.
	So he was there for a long time.
	But yeah, I mean, he just makes me sad because he's such a wiener.
	That's how I feel about Mussolini.
	Sorry for the direction with this.
	Let me ask you, what kind of pushback have you gotten from the left with this film, considering not only the cover, but the theme, you know, going in with Lincoln and President Trump and the Republican Party and the racist Democrats?
	Well, we've held back both on the film and on the book.
	The book comes out July 31st.
	The film is out August 3rd.
	No one's seen it.
	And it is funny that some people are attacking it without having seen it.
	And in the past we've done a lot of screenings and things so people were able to see the movie before it came out.
	But we're opening in one big bang in a thousand theaters next week.
	And I expect that things will get kind of lively at that point.
	Now, of course, there's a professional cadre of critics who tend to go see the movie,
	and then no matter what it says, they start bashing it.
	And this is because they're on the left, and ironically, the better the movie is,
	the more effectively it makes the case, the lower these guys tend to rank it,
	because they realize that this is gonna cause them ideological pain.
	So we pay no attention to the critics.
	What we pay attention to is the audience, and I predict the audience is gonna love the film.
	I do think they're going to love the film.
	A good example of that actually was, did you ever watch the mini-series, The Kennedys, with Greg Kinnear?
	I love that, it's very serious.
	It was very, very well, put it this way, it is undeniably well done.
	Because a lot of conservative stuff, a lot of Christian films out there, eh, not all that great, we all know that.
	The Kennedys was really, really good.
	And it was actually very accurate, and that's why you're going to like it.
	And it got panned by a lot of critics.
	Final question, we do have to get going, Mr. D'Souza.
	Full pardon from the United States President here.
	Basically undoing the misdeeds of this previous administration.
	What does that feel like?
	And can you now buy a gun?
	Yes, I can.
	I can also vote again.
	And so I've got my rights back.
	You know, I feel like I got my American dream back.
	And of course, the left was just rejoicing in the fact that they could hang the felon label on me.
	So I'm now one of a very small population, Stephen, of ex-felons.
	You see, normally, if you're a felon, you're a felon for life.
	There's a small population of us pardoned guys.
	Anyway, I was on CNN and they were like, you know, Dinesh, you really are the beneficiary of preferential treatment.
	Very powerful people like Senator Cruz and the president got you off.
	And I'm like, well, you know what?
	Some very powerful people named Obama and Holder and Preet Bharara got me into this in the first place.
	So it took a few powerful people to get me off.
	They were too busy getting Chelsea Manning a wiener.
	Yeah, exactly!
	Are we moving?
	Which way do we go?
	Yeah, I don't know exactly.
	Something with the Manning and it involves a wiener.
	But that is, I'm glad to hear it.
	You're like the Count of Monte Cristo.
	Most people go in, and they're in prison, and their reputation is tarnished for life, but you were just putting lines on the wall, scratching it through, you made your way out, and as Edmond Dantes, you put the other guy in the back of the caravan and sent him to prison.
	Then that's just the leftist critics in the media, you know?
	They're just gonna seethe over this forever, Dinesh.
	Enjoy that.
	Well, I'll feel that the Count of Monte Cristo script is fully played out when Obama or Hillary occupy my now vacated bunk in the confinement center.
	There she is!
	Waiting for him.
	Yes, there you go.
	Preferably with a very angry inmate.
	I shouldn't say it.
	We don't mean that.
	A little bit.
	All right, the film is, of course, Death of a Nation.
	It premieres August 3rd.
	There's a book to go along with it.
	You can follow him at Dinesh D'Souza.
	Dinesh D. D'Souza, just because sometimes we're like, I can't find him, and they're doing D-I.
	D'Souza, because Nick DiPaolo confuses people.
	Mr. D'Souza, thank you so much.
	We wish you best of luck with the film.
	Always a pleasure.
	Thank you.
	Enjoy your freedom.
	Nicole Arbor after this.
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	I've never seen a g- I've still never seen a gorilla do this.
	I've been waiting for someone to send me... I've seen one itch.
	And I've seen one head.
	But I've never seen this.
	Which is odd because the barrel full of monkeys... all of the monkeys are doing this.
	It's predicated on the idea that all monkeys do this.
	I don't think it's honest.
	Our next guest, she's a returning guest.
	The first time she came on, it was kind of a wild card.
	We had no idea.
	I think she would say most of the feedback was very positive.
	We really liked having her on.
	You can follow her on the Twitter, at Nicole Arbor.
	Of course, you can also check out her YouTube channel where she receives hate regularly, as well as praise.
	Comedian extraordinaire, Nicole Arbor.
	How are you?
	Hi, how are you?
	I'm fantastic.
	Good!
	Well, I'm glad to have you on the show.
	You guys were really nice, and I'm so glad that you haven't been firebombed.
	I've been so worried about you guys.
	Thank you very much.
	Well, that was what inspired me to bring you back.
	You sent an email after we did the phone call with the reporter at Austin Chronicle.
	It seemed like that was impactful for you for some reason.
	Oh my gosh.
	Well, just, I've had so much fake news written about me and I'm just on like the fake news warpath right now.
	And then watching you go in on her made me so happy because I've also done something similar with a reporter last year after I did, I hosted this like lingerie fashion show and a man who probably has never had sex in his life decided that that was very offensive, called the girl strippers, all sorts of stuff.
	And I called him on it live on my Facebook.
	Hold on a second.
	There's a litany of things just, just kind of thrown at you.
	First off, he found a lingerie fashion show offensive, and so his insult was stripper?
	So he came to... It was raising funds for like a children's charity kind of thing.
	It's like this guy's night out.
	Classy, good girls are in lingerie, but whatever.
	They did their best.
	It was a small town in Canada.
	But this reporter... You're making it sound like these women have hooves.
	They don't have hooves, but it wasn't the Victoria's Secret Show production.
	It was like...
	The girls were all gorgeous.
	Everybody did their best.
	It was all for charity.
	But this gentleman, I believe from CBC, comes in and writes this whole expose about the girls being escorts and strippers and the strip show.
	That didn't happen, and then these poor girls were being, like, fired from their jobs for being escorts, so I jumped in, went on a phone call with the dude, but livestreamed it on my Facebook, and I got him.
	Very nice.
	He didn't mean to write a review.
	That was his Google search.
	He thought he was typing into Google.
	He asked their numbers so that he could validate his sources, and then when they turned him down, he wrote an article.
	I can, by the way, I can fact check this zero, but it sounds like it's probably about right, so I'm gonna trust you.
	Yeah, you can totally fact check it.
	It's great.
	I'll send you the link to my live stream.
	It was pretty fun.
	Well, I can appreciate that because when I had a lot of even some like big, like we've talked about this with Young Turks, they actually used to go after me and address me when I had like 40,000 YouTube followers.
	And now they will roast every Tom Dicken here, every conservative not named Steven Crowder because once you crash Cenk Uygur's panel as Cenk Uygur, it kind of like your name is the one that shall not be spoken in their halls.
	But that's something too.
	Back then, there used to be fake news written and I had no ability to really combat it.
	You know, if the Daily Beast wrote something or if the Washington Post wrote something, you kind of just had to take it on the chin and tell your followers, but they weren't numerous back then.
	And that's what we thought with the Austin Chronicle.
	Even though I know they don't have a huge readership, it was just so inaccurate and so emblematic of all the big newspapers.
	That's why we did it.
	And she came to us.
	So it sounds like the same thing happened to you.
	It was so awesome, I loved it so much.
	K for you guys.
	Thank you very much.
	Please, more of that, more of that.
	Well, we're looking, it's just take, I think we're having Lee Doran, he was one of the early YouTube political channels, How the World Works, and really kind of nerdy, super smart type, and he has like a hundred I'm glad that you reached out.
	Now I understand why it resonated with you, and we will do more of that.
	This happened this week.
	Trevor Noah on the Apology Tour for his aboriginal joke.
	Have you read about this?
	I'm glad that you reached out. Now I understand why it resonated with you and we will do more of that.
	Okay, so you were...
	This happened this week. Trevor Noah on the Apology Tour for his aboriginal joke.
	Have you read about this? Heard about this?
	I haven't.
	No, tell me the story.
	Oh, OK.
	Well, you know, it's Trevor Noah is Trevor Noah, and he doesn't realize that appeasing crocodiles is futile.
	And now apparently he made a joke about aboriginal women.
	He's a stupid person.
	He's a stupid person.
	Isn't it really fun, though, when he has to jump in that now and go apologize?
	I think it's fantastic.
	Well, he refuses to apologize initially.
	I don't know the exact up-to-date right now at the second of this interview.
	But it was a joke where he said, you know, for some of you who say you've never seen an attractive... It was actually a pretty funny joke.
	I think the joke was this, okay?
	And you can tell me if you find this offensive or not and if he needs to apologize as a woman.
	As a woman.
	As one with breasts.
	Though men have breasts, too.
	Right.
	We need to learn these things.
	Men can get pregnant too, I read at CNN.
	His joke was something along the lines of, you say you've never met an attractive aboriginal woman, and to you I say, yet.
	Something like that.
	And he said, you haven't met all of them.
	I don't know, some kind of sex joke, and apparently there's some deeply wounded people.
	Now, I don't like Trevor Noah, but I think it's a pretty benign joke.
	I also think that most aboriginal women are unattractive in my experience.
	Your thoughts?
	Um, I have met a ton of really hot aboriginal women, they're native Canadian, and Miss Canada last year is a frickin' babe.
	Actually, I think she went Miss Universe?
	Something like that?
	I think he was talking about South African, because you have to say First Nations, so I would never refer to them as aboriginals, so you're racist, and we'll just have to scrub this in.
	I've been told I'm a racist many times.
	It's fine.
	I'm not even that fast.
	But, yeah, I think that's just a funny joke.
	We'll change that to progressive in post.
	Yes, we'll change it to progressive, and you'll be good.
	Go ahead.
	I really appreciate it, guys.
	Thank you for helping with my hate.
	Yeah, I just think it's funny.
	Whatever.
	I just like that he has to apologize now, or that he's offended people, because he does it all the time.
	It's time for him to get in some shit.
	Well, because you also were telling me just off-air that you were meeting with the French soccer team with the World Cup, and you had a discussion about Trevor Noah.
	So I met the, okay, this is a fun, fun thing.
	So Trevor Noah was talking about the French soccer team saying that it's a win for Africa, not for France.
	And then saying that they're all actually from Africa.
	And the team was like, uh, no, two of us were born in Africa, but we're mostly from here.
	And France got really pissed off their ambassador.
	I think, or someone from the consulate wrote a letter to his show.
	They were pissed off about it.
	And Trevor's like, no.
	And he doubled down.
	I wrote a thing being like, Trevor's just mad because he's the whitest black guy ever and he's just, whatever, he's projecting some shit.
	It was funny.
	Yeah.
	Don't I get an Instagram message from the French soccer team laughing at my post?
	I'm like, waiting for Nicole Arbour.
	Then I'm at the Maximal Hot 100 party like a couple days ago and some little man in a suit comes up to me and he looks magical and I'm like, I should follow him because he said follow me.
	When you say little man or little like actual like little person?
	No, just like a tall human.
	Like a not tall human.
	Not a midget.
	There are humans!
	Oh, this whole episode is going to get me fired from life.
	Yes, exactly.
	Continue.
	I just wanted to clarify.
	I wasn't trying to snide you, but we did.
	I'm imagining this man.
	He's just a tiny gentleman.
	He's not a little person per se, but he is a tiny man in this really nice suit.
	And he's like, follow me, someone wants to meet you.
	I'm like, oh my God, does he own a chocolate factory?
	This feels magical.
	So I follow him, because that seems reasonable.
	And it was the French soccer team.
	And I have a video of them handing me the World Cup.
	And I'm like, what the heck?
	And they're like, we think it was funny.
	Handing you the World Cup for crapping on Trevor Noah?
	Exactly, so I won this round.
	Yeah, this is my life.
	I hate to correct you, but Oompa Loompas don't own chocolate factories.
	They're indentured servitudes, indentured servants to the chocolate factory.
	But the man who does own the chocolate factory wears very nice suits and he can pretend that he walks weird and then he does a front roll and it's fantastic.
	It's a good show.
	We actually had Little Person Jesus and Little Person Santa wrestle at our Christmas livestream for the Spirit of Christmas in a bowl of pudding.
	And they were very spirited.
	But I will say this.
	That's a good example.
	If they say it hurts my feeling to say midget or whatever it is, I understand.
	But words kind of matter.
	And it's not really descriptive when you say a little person because we've said that for a long time, not meaning people who are now called little people.
	At one point it was dwarves.
	It could be a gymnast.
	Exactly!
	It could be a gymnast or David Dow being escorted from a United flight, rightfully so.
	It's really hard to tell.
	They're just little.
	So that's the problem.
	That's why this, this, you know, Lenny Bruce, I'm sure you've seen the documentary, probably read about him as a comedian, but you know, don't take my words away.
	I'm amazed that the left is coming for words and dictating this.
	And do you think that this is, last we spoke with you, you were kind of middle of the road.
	It seems like you're, do you think you're leaning more, um, You're more and more right now, as you've been embraced.
	Here's, oh, I am being embraced, and it feels nice.
	Thank you to the people with brains, I appreciate you.
	Even if you dislike me because my shirt is low cut, I'll take it.
	Going in the thumbnail!
	Go ahead.
	Hey!
	I know why I'm here, Steven.
	So, basically, I really love what I'm hearing on your side, but I think that I'm the most useful staying a little bit more purple right now, because when you're yelling at people from either side, the other side doesn't listen to you.
	That's probably true.
	But kind of my point is, they yell at you no matter what from the left.
	Whether it's the fat shaming issue, which we talked about this week, now you see it with Trevor Noah.
	I'm actually surprised that the French soccer team went out and grew a spine.
	A, because they're French, and B, because they're a soccer team.
	And were willing to step in with you and making fun of Trevor Noah.
	The point, I think, everyone is so... Do you want to know?
	I gotta tell you how funny it was, because I had to ask them the questions.
	So me asking these very ripped black men, so are you from Africa?
	They were just like...
	No, we're French, you stupid blonde idiot.
	It was wonderful.
	The conversation, the exchange, everything.
	Oh, it was a lot of fun.
	What do they say about blacks in Canada now?
	Because I remember I had a friend who was from Jamaica.
	Where do they stand?
	No, I had a friend from Jamaica who would get really offended at African-American.
	Her name was Leanne, and she'd say, I have... I'm sure it still is.
	Yeah, I'm sure it still is.
	She was like, I'm not African, I am not African.
	My grandmothers, or my grandfathers' grandfathers' grandfathers, you know, she went back many generations to Jamaica, and she's like, I'm Canadian.
	Yeah!
	I had this rouse today with people on the interwebs, because where does it stop?
	It's like, I had a conversation with someone.
	They're like, I'm African-American.
	I'm like, oh, so you're from Africa.
	They're like, no, I'm from America.
	I'm like, but you've been to Africa.
	They're like, no.
	I'm like, so you're American.
	They're like, you're racist.
	I'm like, no!
	Yeah.
	This is a sketch from Monty Python.
	This isn't real life.
	Well, no, it is real life, because they're looking at you, and then they're bringing up a page from Hitler Youth, and they're going, thought so, nailed it.
	So it doesn't matter what you say at that point.
	I survived everything.
	Well, OK, this is an example we talked about earlier this week, and then we have to get going.
	This lady you saw who walked, obviously the fat pride thing is no new thing to you.
	The lady who walked the streets of New York who was a size, like, 36.
	And then she got mad that people were cat-ing her.
	Good for her walking!
	Good for her!
	Yes, exactly!
	Yeah, just creating new... Look at that left-right strut!
	More of that, bitch!
	More of that!
	Creating union jobs to fix the potholes.
	She's, you know, she's boosting the economy.
	These are shovel-ready.
	Yes, they're wheelbarrow-ready jobs.
	Did you see this, though, where she got mad about the fact that people were cat-calling her?
	I didn't see that.
	She should be so happy.
	Well, she got mad about it.
	It's a compliment.
	Yes, exactly.
	And here's kind of my point, and I think this is something that lays on a lot of men right now, and obviously I say this because The Fat Shaman was kind of your rise to notoriety.
	Most women are attractive to men.
	Like you talked about those people in Canada, lingerie, right?
	I'm noticing a theme.
	Yes.
	Accent party with midgets and lingerie.
	Seems like there's a lot of lingerie going on.
	That's okay.
	But the point is, These women aren't perfect, like you said, but men find them attractive.
	All the women that I know who are generally within the boundaries of health, most men would find attractive.
	We don't expect, and I think where men get really upset about this, and I would wonder where you feel as a woman who's been lambast, raked over the coals for talking on the same issue, men don't expect women to look one way.
	We don't expect you to be one way.
	We just don't want to be demanded or compelled to say that we have to love women every single way.
	We like women most ways, just not every single way.
	It's the compulsion of finding something attractive.
	I totally get it.
	You make sense.
	I don't like really skinny guys because I feel like I'm going to break them.
	There's nothing against really thin men.
	I just feel like I will break you.
	So I don't want to play with you.
	I don't find you sexually attractive.
	I don't want to pick my teeth with a dude, you know what I mean?
	So I get it.
	I get it in the reverse and they can't force you to want to bang them.
	But here's the fun thing is guys will pretty much bang anything and you're always hotter than somebody.
	That's kind of the fun.
	I made a post about that too.
	It's like, life's good.
	You're hotter than somebody, but don't force somebody to think you're hot.
	If guys are into like large black women, they're not going to like me and I'm okay with that.
	Right, exactly.
	That is exactly correct.
	And actually, it's a little bit harder for men.
	A lot of people don't realize, I've seen a lot of these articles.
	We were talking about this in the pitch meeting, where they say, you know, men, if they're fat, they're just funny.
	It's more acceptable.
	We're like, hold on a second, but women aren't sexually attracted to fat guys.
	That's not a regular thing.
	Like, they're the court jester.
	But it's the same problem.
	Right?
	And unlike fat women, women don't want to have sex with most fat guys.
	I had sex with a fat guy one time.
	I did.
	It was almost like my penance.
	And it makes you feel really attractive, honestly.
	He wasn't the biggest, but he was bigger than I would usually go for.
	And it made me feel really hot.
	So girls, do a fat guy at least once.
	You'll feel so sexy.
	I don't know if I'm comfortable in this direction.
	What's the cutoff for skinny for you?
	What's the weight limit?
	I don't have a weight limit.
	It's just like a look.
	If it looks like you care about yourself and you don't smell weird, I'm okay.
	Okay, all right.
	Well, that's fine.
	Well, there are skinny guys who care about themselves.
	I'm sorry I took your show so sexual.
	I didn't mean to.
	It's okay.
	I'm quite certain you did.
	Final question.
	You mentioned something about the Maxim party.
	Are there a lot of gold diggers there?
	I would imagine it's very uncomfortable.
	There were a lot of gold diggers there and so many girls were so upset by them, but I'm not offended by gold diggers because they're gonna have ugly kids.
	Like, it's not hot guys that have to buy women.
	So, like, karma is there, bitches.
	Don't worry.
	Oh, right.
	Okay.
	If people want to follow your YouTube channel and follow your tour, where do they go, Nicole?
	Instagram!
	Instagram, please.
	I-B, letter I, letter B, Nicole Arbor.
	On YouTube or Facebook, I'm Nicole Arbor.
	Nicole Arbor fans.
	I'm pretty easy to find.
	Well, no, it's not for Americans because you spell it with a U, just like Canadians spell color.
	So it's Nicole Arbor.
	Oh, you are.
	We're very inclusive, even with how many letters can come play.
	This is true.
	And they put a little skinny guy line through the seven.
	All right, Nicole Arbor, thank you so much.
	We have to go wrap this show up in a nice bow.
	I appreciate you taking the time.
	I'll get back to you.
	Hey kids.
	I, uh, see that socialism is starting to become a cool hip thing
	because of that crazy eyed lady Alexandria Cortez and of course Bernie Sanders and his vape pens.
	So I thought I'd fill you in real quick about the realities of socialism.
	Socialism is like studying really, really hard on a test.
	And you get an A and then another kid gets an F. The teacher holds a gun to both of your heads and now you both get Cs.
	That's not very fair if you ask me.
	So when that crazy lady with her crazy eyes talks about socialism, she forgets to mention that it always ends in starvation and genocide.
	USSR, Cambodia, Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela, all genocide, starvation.
	Bernie Sanders has three houses and he wants some more.
	So he'll come to your parents' door and take your toys.
	It's a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.
	This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.
	It was a riptide of an awesome show.
	That's what that was.
	Dinesh D'Souza?
	Nicole Arbour?
	Cockburn.
	Cockburn.
	Way to get rid of Roddigan before the last episode.
	He could not make it through.
	Honestly, I mean, if you were bringing in a depute, I don't know how it works.
	I don't even know what that really means.
	I just know that's how it's pronounced.
	Apparently, when we looked it up.
	I've never even heard of this term before.
	Wouldn't you, for PR purposes, just find anyone named not Cockburn?
	I love it.
	It's also Kirsten.
	It's not as funny as a woman.
	It almost seems Bill O'Reilly-esque if we talk about her as a woman.
	But we do.
	We have an incredible show.
	We have unbelievable shows lined up for you next week.
	You know who we have, I believe, next week?
	Lee Dorn of How the World Works.
	Hasn't been around in a long time.
	He just sent us this article.
	Not an article.
	He sent us a sheet.
	80 fact-checks.
	I think we just talked about this with Nicole, and he is confirmed, I believe, for next week on Washington Post, their fact-checking.
	So we're just going to do an entire episode on that, just to show you how far, just to show you how deep the roots are of dishonesty in the media.
	And that's not to absolve anyone on the right when they are dishonest.
	The fake news that we talked about on Facebook, of course that happens, and I hate it when the right does it.
	But it has been a long-standing history of the left.
	Yep.
	It is their full-time job.
	It's their privilege in life.
	Can you name me any liberal journalist who was unbiased, who just delivered the news?
	Brian Williams?
	No.
	Dan Rather?
	No.
	Don Lemon?
	No.
	Anderson Cooper?
	No.
	Because at one point—Walter Cronkite?
	Of course not.
	At one point, they were all considered journalists.
	You expect the Lawrence O'Donnells, Rachel Maddows.
	None of them.
	I can't say—probably the closest would be Shep Smith, and he's like a moderate Democrat, as far as I understand it.
	But none of them.
	Not one.
	Think about that for a second.
	Name me one.
	Okay, Jake Tapper.
	I remember when I started in 2009, I was at PJTV, and Hot Air, and Ed Morsi.
	But you know what?
	Jake Tapper tends to be pretty good.
	What about now?
	It's just a matter of time.
	Even like two years ago, I used to think Jake Tapper was much more down the middle honest.
	I thought that too.
	And then they always veer.
	It's a curveball at the end.
	Starts having a couple of brunches with Chris Cuomo and I end up with this!
	I don't know.
	Alright, so...
	Let me kind of tell you something here.
	We usually get into this last segment.
	I think Nakajiro was the one who said that we should name this segment something, because sometimes people are like, ah, I wish you'd upload this.
	We should just have a name for it, like Uncle Kraut or something.
	Well, I've been talking about with Courtney, maybe writing, because we're working on the Change My Mind book, and we're trying to make it very economical, maybe doing a pamphlet version for people who are in college, just the really basic arguments, and then maybe doing a longer hardcover for people who want to buy it as a gift.
	But there's another book that I've been thinking about for a while, the self-help book you'll hate.
	And a couple things I've talked about really very consistently.
	There aren't a lot of key details you need to know in life to avoid the major pitfalls.
	As far as being successful and having interviewed the most successful people in any of their milieus, whether it's Daniel Cormier, whether it's Brian Shaw, whether it's people like Thomas Sowell, something consistent, you have to believe in yourself, realistic belief in yourself, and consistency and discipline.
	That's the good stuff.
	But today let me get to two really, really bad things.
	The worst things for the human soul.
	I'll start with myself.
	I lied to my mom recently.
	Really, bad, bold-faced lie.
	You know what?
	It was.
	Sorry, Mom.
	Turns out she needs bunion surgery.
	You know this.
	And I actually did the same when my dad had melanoma.
	And I just said, like, wow, skin cancer, that's the easiest thing to remove.
	Now, that's true, but not melanoma.
	My mom, I don't know a whole lot about bunion surgery, okay?
	All I know is that I've heard it's terrible.
	And my dad reiterated that, saying, if you have to do two bunion surgeries, they say do it all because you'll never go back.
	So my mom said I have to get bunion surgery.
	And without even thinking, I said, oh, that's an easy one.
	It turned around, and it's wrong.
	What I did was wrong.
	It was a cowardly act.
	It was a cowardly way of dealing with the pain of the issue and trying to mitigate it.
	That's the reality of it.
	I know people think white lies, and yeah, there is a difference in severity of lies, and we'll get into that.
	But it still is cowardly, because I was sitting there going, I don't want to deal with this right now.
	Ah, you'll be fine.
	Melanoma, no big thing.
	Truth is, I should have dealt with it head on and been honest about it.
	Now, some of you out there, before I get into some of this advice, some of you are beyond help.
	Let me explain what I mean by this.
	You can take all the advice in the world, you can apply it, and you'll still be miserable.
	We've seen it.
	How many people do we know who read the books, they put up the affirmations, they have their prayer groups, they do all the things that they're supposed to do, but they just never, ever get their crap together?
	And they're beyond helping.
	And by that, I mean, You helping someone or me helping?
	But these people are not beyond hope.
	They're beyond physical help from people like you or I. Not hope.
	Let me explain what I mean by that.
	I had an aunt, Nicole.
	She's just passed away recently.
	Lung cancer.
	I have socialized health care.
	I'll get into that in a whole other time.
	But I was always afraid of her.
	She was kind of mean.
	She was very mean, actually, as a kid.
	The last person I wanted to stay was with my Aunt Nicole.
	I didn't know this growing up, but she had a very abusive childhood.
	Not from my grandparents, but they couldn't afford to raise her during the Great Depression, so she had to go live with another family for a period of time.
	Well, they got on their feet, and they were horrible to her, so it makes sense now, but when I was growing up, my Aunt Nicole scared me.
	I thought she was very, very mean-spirited, and I didn't like her.
	I didn't like being around her.
	I was scared of her.
	She never forgave my grandmother.
	When my grandmother was dying from lung cancer and they prayed together and my grandmother apologized and she forgave her.
	I know some people say people never change.
	I saw it.
	Now this person would be beyond help because my entire life that I knew her, she was never a nice person.
	And then after this death, after this forgiveness, she was the nice aunt.
	She was the person whose apartment I wanted.
	I've never seen anything like it.
	It was like Ebenezer Scrooge only.
	It would have been considered lazy writing.
	So I've seen it.
	Okay?
	So some people are beyond help, but they're not beyond hope.
	It just means that, yeah, listen, as a Christian, I can call it spiritual healing.
	You call it whatever you want.
	Maybe something happened with her neurotransmission.
	I have no idea.
	It was like a whole different Aunt Nicole.
	Go back to my lie.
	It's wrong.
	It's not altruistic.
	Almost all lies, pretty much all of them, span from cowardice.
	And the two things most corrosive to the human soul, while we talk about the things that lend themselves to success, are ironically success.
	Also, that can really destroy people.
	An aspect of life with external factors not entirely in your control.
	I've talked about this.
	Other factors at play.
	And cowardice.
	We've talked about this.
	Which is internal.
	Over which you have complete control.
	And the worst sin that you can commit against anyone, more importantly yourself, is the lies of cowardice.
	And yeah, lies to avoid hurting someone's feelings like I did.
	Those ultimately spawn from cowardice.
	I was afraid to deal with hurt feelings.
	And so I sidestepped.
	Little lie.
	And sometimes we justify it, but it wasn't right.
	But as far as the lies that really mold your soul, it's the cowardly lies that you tell to save yourself.
	And I've done that.
	All lies are told to avoid discomfort.
	That's the reality, right?
	The difference really clocks in between telling a lie to avoid someone else's discomfort, like when someone asks if they look fat, versus telling a lie to avoid discomfort yourself, often knowing that that burden, that hurt, gets passed on to someone else.
	And I've done that too.
	There was a period in my life when I was in junior high where I've done that, too.
	Or, like, lying to a friend when you need to pick him up at the airport.
	You say, you're unavailable.
	Really, you're doing nothing.
	You're playing video games.
	All of us have done that.
	That's the less severe version.
	But you're not lying to not hurt his feelings.
	You're lying because you don't want to pick him up at the airport.
	Okay?
	Lying about the broken vase that your mom really liked.
	I did that.
	Saying it wasn't you.
	Wasn't lying to save my mom.
	I was lying to save myself.
	But then you go to more extreme examples.
	Jesus.
	Thirty pieces of silver.
	What about lying to someone?
	What about telling someone you love them?
	You ever done that?
	You ever tell someone you love them and you don't?
	I've done that.
	Or telling someone to trust you.
	That's something we say a lot, right?
	All the time.
	How?
	Well, do we really know what trust means?
	This is why I said because you need to be able to trust yourself.
	This is the actual definition of trust.
	It's the firm belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of someone or something.
	I've really tried to curb using that word because we say it all the time.
	Trust me.
	Trust me.
	Trust me as a promise.
	Half of them say, ah, trust me, the Habs, the Canadians, they're going to go all the way this year.
	Well, hold on a second.
	That's a lie.
	There's no way you could ensure that trust.
	There's no way you could ensure that the Montreal Canadiens are going to win the Stanley Cup this year.
	Why should I trust you?
	Why just say I hope they do?
	Trust me, I know how to fix a car when you've never worked on a car.
	I did that once when someone said, do you know how to fix a starter?
	I said, yes.
	No clue.
	It was my own car, to be fair.
	It was my own Datsun.
	And I ruined it.
	Turns out it was a transistor or alternator or something, anyway.
	But trust me, I got your back.
	We know that we have a lot of colloquialism.
	But we usually don't mean it.
	Right?
	Just like, ah, trust me, man.
	Be real.
	I got you.
	Trust me.
	Lies of cowardice breed betrayal.
	and of those who trust us most, those who love us most, of ourselves. We betray ourselves.
	And we all inherently know this to be true. This is one thing that's really uncomfortable
	for people to talk about because it's uncomfortable to admit it yourself like I've had to do.
	But human beings, we don't have a lot of respect for this kind of stuff.
	Like, Longshanks is going to Longshanks.
	No one really thinks of Braveheart in false Longshanks.
	It's a man who betrays Braveheart out of cowardice who you can't stand.
	Bane, memorable.
	You can kind of understand it.
	You don't blame him for being a rival.
	You just have no respect for Catwoman for locking him in.
	The little guy who's Neckystaps, that Australian actor.
	I always forget his name.
	But I like him.
	He was in Bloodline.
	He thought the money would save him from his own cowardice.
	How often do people insult cowards, for example, by calling them Pontius Pilate?
	Never.
	It's Judas.
	And that's what we use when we often call people out.
	And that stems from lies with cowardice.
	And there's a real practical reason why decent people are revolted by that kind of cowardice.
	And this is the one thing, again, with success, handling success, that's a whole other deal.
	We've watched people deal with success both really well and really poorly.
	People who've been on this show, some of them, It can hurt everyone around you.
	But, I'll give you a practical reason.
	In combat sports, okay, the first thing they teach you, one of the first thing they train, is how to channel the flinch reflex, right?
	They teach you in boxing, for example, not to look away.
	So sure, you learn your footwork, you learn your head movement, you learn how to avoid taking a hit on the button, but you also learn that this is a fight, and every now and then, one shot is going to slip through.
	None of us are getting out of this life alive, and no one is getting out unscathed.
	At least a few shots are coming through, and when they do, you cannot, ah!
	Look away and turtle.
	That's the first thing you're taught.
	Because you're just dead at that point.
	You haven't hit the ground.
	Because the coward, the person who lies to themselves, the person who lies to others out of cowardice, thinks they're avoiding the discomfort.
	But you're just setting yourself up for the next shot.
	And that's what happens to people who live their entire life that way.
	When truth is coming down the pike, you turtle up to avoid the discomfort, and then guess what?
	There's more truth.
	Come on right into it.
	And I've done it.
	I've had times in my life where I've been there trying to avoid the discomfort with lies of cowardice.
	And you know what happens when you turtle up and you look away?
	You don't see the next shot coming.
	You never see what's coming down the pipe.
	You're afraid to deal with the discomfort, and you set yourself up for a world of hurt, and it sucks your soul out of your body.
	And I've seen people who are on the twilight years of their life, who have lived their entire life that way, and you just get march-stepped into the corner and taken out.
	Some of you are beyond help.
	But not beyond hope.
	Some of you have been telling these lies of cowardice for so long that they've become second nature.
	There's nothing I could say or anything you could say for thinking of someone in your life that they'd even be able to acknowledge it.
	But most of you, the vast majority of you watching this, you can catch it.
	The very next time you're put in a hot seat, you have a chance to tell a lie that even you know people will believe and get you out of it.
	That's the test.
	Not, do you stop lying when you know you get caught?
	Do you decide not to lie when you know you can get away with it?
	Tell the truth instead.
	That's bravery.
	It's not only doing the right thing in the face of fear, but doing the right thing when presented... That's the thing with brave.
	We've often heard fearless.
	You've heard me say this before.
	They're fearless.
	Brave people aren't fearless.
	Fearless people are psychopaths.
	People who are afraid, they're psychopaths.
	Brave people do what's right in the face of fear.
	More importantly, bravery is doing the right thing, not only in the face of fear, but when presented with the equally available option of comfort through a lie.
	We haven't said that there's the brave and there's the fearful.
	No.
	There's not the brave and the fearful.
	The brave are fearful.
	The world is filled with the brave, the cowards.
	It is filled with the leaders, the strong men, women, heroes, the people we admire, and the comfortable.
	And it's a lot easier to stop those lies of cowardice now, tomorrow.
	So here's what you do.
	People say, all right, here's a life tip.
	Some of you are beyond help.
	But wake up tomorrow and say, OK, I will make it a point, Jordan Pearson talks about this, to never tell a lie Just to get myself out of a bind.
	I'm not going to do it.
	I'm not going to allow myself to do it.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Period.
	Just tell the truth.
	You don't even have to always tell the truth.
	Just don't tell the lie.
	After the bunion thing, I spoke with my mom.
	I said, you know, I'm sorry, mom.
	This is really gonna hurt.
	And it was very, very uncomfortable.
	You know what?
	It was the right thing to do.
	And then, because we're being honest, I can be there for her as she needs me to be.
	So, that's it.
	The two things that we've talked about with interviewing the best people in the world, believing in yourself, discipline, consistency.
	Two things that destroy, success and cowardice.
	And cowardice always breeds lying to avoid discomfort.
	That's what most of us, as human beings, we avoid discomfort.
	Leave the hard door open, as I always say.
	Do it tomorrow.
	You can do it.
	It's an easy step.
	It's a self-help book you're gonna hate.
	You won't like it.

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