#226 POLITIFACT SCAM EXPOSED! Nigel Farage and Andrew Torba | Louder With Crowder
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Here's the lead.
So Not Gay Jared thinks that we're taping an It parody with the Bernie Sanders character because he brought that up at the pitch meeting, he was really proud of it.
I should say, to begin with, Jared is deathly afraid of clowns.
So he thinks we're shooting the It parody.
What he doesn't know is that when he shows up to shoot, instead, the studio lights will not work, and he will come face to face with his worst fear.
It's Thursday.
Okay, so text me when Jared gets there. - - Shit, we can't do it because of this-- -
Fuck!
- That's a guy from one of 10, how scared were you?
I f***ing hate clowns
I f***ing hate clowns
I f***ing hate clowns That's called the hashtag stop Betsy - Because, hey, I think that men who've never committed a crime in their life deserve due process.
Nope!
Stop, Betsy.
Title IX. By the way, I don't have to know this.
Hashtag all day.
All day.
Apparently, on campus, just say the word rape.
Say just the first uh, and the man's life should be ruined for life.
Self-loving broad.
Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
Follow him on Twitter at NotGayJarrett.
Me, at S. Crider.
What's your thoughts, your comments, your photoshops?
I fulfill my legal obligations.
Are we good?
Good enough.
Gerald is here at G. Morgan Jr.
How are you, sir?
I'm doing well.
What's the wine of the day?
We have cake bread Chardonnay because they didn't have enough white wine.
Hashtag stop Gerald's gay tendencies.
So listen, we have Nigel Farage on the show today.
Really excited, Nigel Farage.
And then we have Andrew Torba.
Is it Torba?
Torba.
Yeah, Andrew Torba from Gab.
We were going to have Jordan Peterson on.
He is very sick, so our next conference with Jordan Peterson, the guy just did not sound well.
And here's what we really appreciate.
He called, and he was profusely apologetic.
He's always on time, sometimes on time when he's not supposed to be on time.
And we're very, very grateful.
We'll have him on, I think, next week.
Next week sounds good.
But we will have Nigel Farage on.
I'm looking forward to that.
Oh, that's going to be great.
He's just a man.
That's a barrage.
I'm a fan.
Can you believe the Betsy DeVos thing?
It's one of those deals where, you know, I wasn't a huge fan of Betsy DeVos.
I didn't think she was the most qualified for the job.
But now that people are so...
And the left doesn't understand.
Comment below.
I want to hear what you think about this.
This noted feminist on Twitter, you can tell me what her name was.
I can't find the tweet right now.
It said, women who have been victims of sexual assault deserve to be heard.
That's it.
It's like, well, we can play that game.
How about...
Men deserve due process.
No!
Exactly.
I don't understand.
You can't just say that I did something and then I'm painted with it for the rest of my life.
Come on.
Ironically, all these SJW hipsters on the left are creating a lot of SJW, or non-SJW hipsters on the right, because they say, Betsy DeVos should be hung from the gallows!
And you're like...
No, actually.
I didn't like it, but now I have to like it.
Betsy DeVos 2020!
We'll get to the story.
This isn't at all in our plans for the show tonight, but can you imagine being like Mattress Girl, obviously lacrosse team, UVA. Can you imagine being that guy with Mattress Girl?
Yeah.
That guy, he never raped her, by the way.
This was actually a turning point on the show, where we're all Christian conservatives, but it's like, oh, we don't want to offend people.
She was requesting anal sex via text, going all crazy, fatal attraction, boiled pet rabbit on the guy, and when he decided to not engage, she basically decided to accuse him of rape.
Can you imagine being that guy, being suspended, not allowed to go to your graduation, and then some harlot walks in and you're like, hey, there's a broad there with a mattress on her back.
Oh, that's the girl who was requesting sodomy from me.
Sodomy.
Oh, she's on television.
BYOR.
Razor.
Oh, my life is ruined.
Anyway.
Hashtag Stop Fancy.
Stop Fancy.
In the news, right now, Dennis Rodman.
Again!
Now publicly claiming that, quote, Trump should just let him handle Kim Jong-un.
This is actually what he requested.
Oh, boy.
So Kim Jong-un, for people who don't know, Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman, they've actually become really close in recent years.
With some saying that the former NBA star has actually filled the void in the wake, there's speculation, we don't know for sure, but it's filled the void in the wake of Kim Jong-un's father's passing.
Yeah.
Sad.
So really, it's just another rebound.
What does Kim Jong have to gain out of this relationship?
I've always wondered.
Does he need a hood pass?
Is PC culture a real thing in North Korea?
I don't really think he needs a hood pass.
He's being called a racist.
He kills anyone who implies that he doesn't.
What does Dennis Rodman have to gain out of it?
Do you think he's sitting around with his buddies and like, you know what would be really cool?
I have a black friend!
You know what would be really cool?
Don't you think it would be cool if he could have been like BFFs with Fidel Castro during the Cuban Missile Crisis?
That would be cool, right?
Now it's a chance.
I'm not entirely sure I follow you, but we have to get to Nigel, so let's just keep going through this.
Five nurses in Denver.
Denver Medical Center have been suspended for ogling a deceased patient's genitals and then gossiping about them.
That's how they were caught.
Ogling a deceased patient's genitals and gossiping about how impressive they were.
Come on.
That's just because of the fluid retention, said every male nurse at the Denver Medical Center.
Everyone knows it doubles when you're...
That's not indicative.
It's not real.
It's not a fair comparison.
Can't replicate that.
In an unfortunate turn of events, actually, Denver Medical Center's chief thoracic surgeon, Jim, fondly known as Dick Little Wallace, committed suicide earlier today.
So...
These guys are legends.
Could you imagine if you only knew you were going to be just a living legend after your death for your penis?
I'd be tying into balloon animals and stuff.
Unless you're a porn actor, there's not a whole lot of people that are going to see it, most likely.
Guys, this is the way we want to go.
By the way, Gerald thinks it's Oogle.
It is Oogle.
No, it's Oogle.
It's Oogle.
This is one of those things I get mad at.
I've heard Oogle.
Maybe, but not oogle.
We have a bet.
Let us know.
Yeah, that's right.
Because you search for words with goggle, dummy.
Okay.
Trevor Noah explained today.
This was in the Huffington Post.
We didn't want to actually show a clip because we've subjected to you enough on this show, but I do think we have just an overlay of the story from HuffPo.
Trevor Noah explained today to Seth Meyers why Donald Trump is actually a stand-up comedian.
Up next, Trevor Noah explains why Trevor Noah is a comedian.
You know, I hate to say this because it's so, it is lazy when the left's just, no one on the right is funny.
I think plenty of people on the left are funny.
I saw Jon Stewart stand up long before I ever watched his show.
I saw him with it just for laughs when I was young.
As a kid, I got to hang out.
I was very fortunate.
I got to grow up around these amazing comedians.
I actually think Stephen Colbert can be pretty funny.
I think John Oliver can be very funny, even though I think he's wrong.
Samantha Bee, not amongst them, sorry.
But, um...
Trevor Noah hasn't, you've never been funny, accidentally!
Name that movie reference.
You can tweet me at S. Crowder.
But I have noticed something with late night comedy here, and I just wanted to bring it up before we get to something else.
Let's let Seth Meyers, see if you can spot it.
We're living through a very dark time in America, but there is also an unprecedented opportunity to pull Democrats and liberals together and to stand against the hate and incompetence in Washington.
The best way to do this is to get the people who voted for you and the people who voted for Bernie on the same page.
This isn't the time to complain because Senator Woodstock didn't roll over for you.
Hey, if anything, he helped make you a better candidate.
You know, the candidate who beat Donald Trump by three million votes.
Let me ask you.
Did that look like a late night comedy show to you?
And I'm not just saying, because I understand that maybe I don't share the same sense of humor, but they go a very long amount of time for a comedy show without a single joke.
None.
I tried watching a bunch of late nights the other night in a series.
It was so hard to actually find jokes anywhere in there.
It's like they don't write them anymore.
And by the way, listen, we're very open about our biases here on this show.
We say, listen, this is our point of view, but I actually think that we prioritize comedy and entertainment on this show more than a lot of these late night shows.
And they try to act as though they're just going after the comedy.
That's what bothers me, is the lying about it.
I don't think we've ever really done this on this show.
Seth Meyers isn't – he's speaking directly to Hillary Clinton advising on how to mobilize the Democratic base.
That's the problem.
And it's not that these hosts just like happen to be liberals.
He's had Hillary Clinton on.
Yeah.
She's been on Saturday Night Live.
His show.
It's all the same building.
I've been there.
I've been to 30 Rock.
You have MSNBC on one floor.
You have Saturday Night Live on another.
You have Seth Meyers on one floor.
Fallon on another.
Yeah.
Hillary Clinton goes there often.
She just turns the elevator into a Christmas tree, stops on every floor with fruit baskets.
And he's telling her how to win an election.
Like, you just be able to separate the art from the artist.
Right?
Like, Sean Penn, he's a dick.
We get it.
But he's still one of the greatest actors ever.
He's good.
You can do that.
He's good.
And you're a pro-comedian, right?
So you have a different...
I'm an average Joe, and that's not funny.
I am his target market, and that's not funny at all.
Yeah, I know.
But you find children's programs funny.
A lot of people do.
So it's not necessarily fair.
See?
That was a joke.
He didn't even have that.
The issue is...
The issue is...
I only have so many laughs per show.
They mostly go to Nakey Jared when he poops himself.
By the way, he did.
He did at the clown prank.
For those who...
Yes!
Nakey Jared?
He pushed a little loaf.
Maybe a little.
I pooped myself.
Just a little bit.
It was mostly sweat in my pants.
All right.
But there's at least 3%.
We do have female viewers.
Look, we love you.
It's okay.
No.
Just wipe.
In fairness, in fairness, though...
A good push-up or pull-up will also do the trick, just because of my condition.
It's like a tube of toothpaste.
It is.
Tube of toothpaste with no slack.
He's already been rolled up.
He has no colon.
For people who are tuning in for the first time to this show, I don't know why you would.
NotKJarred has no colon.
Hashtag save Jared.
We deserve to be demonetized.
You can show them when you have it.
He looks like a stripper with a C-section scar.
So, Seth Meyers, he's a political activist.
Who's out there, he's using his, this is what's, it's not just that he's an artist.
His only form of art right now is Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, is using a platform solely for political activism.
And it's activism to people who are their buddies.
You know, it's not Seth Meyers just saying, hey, gee, I wish this would happen on the left.
Or, hey, you know what, I really would like to see this policy.
He's literally using his camera to speak directly to politicians with whom he vacations in the Hamptons.
Good thing no one's watching.
Good thing no one's watching.
All right, speaking of which, something else here that we wanted to get to before we bring on Nigel Farage.
Yes.
Let's go to the view here.
Now we're going from nighttime to morning, and let's hear what Joy Behar has to say, see if we can catch it.
Is the media supposed to not report on the fact that 95% of what he says is a lie?
Well, that's...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The problem with that, Joy, is that you are doing exactly what we're talking about and pushing a false narrative.
No, it's not.
95% of what the president says is not a lot.
It's from Politifact, from Politico.
No, it's not.
It's from Politico.
Politifact.
Politico.
The same thing, right?
Politico?
I saw it on the Twitters.
Politico?
Huh?
What else does that go?
It's not Politifact.
All right, so to see if this is true, if 95% of what Donald Trump says is patently false, let's go to our on-the-field fact-check reporter.
All right, on the field fact check reporter, is that correct?
That 95% of what Donald Trump says is wrong?
False.
Okay.
By a lot, Stephen.
Thanks for expanding on it.
We appreciate it.
Can't afford the most seasoned reporters.
No.
Worth every penny, though.
She brings up PolitiFact, right?
So we'll focus today on PolitiFact and Snopes, both of them.
Kind of like what we did last week with the Southern Poverty Law Center.
For those who missed it, go watch the full show last week.
Now, why PolitiFact and Snopes?
Because Joy Bader just said, PolitiFact!
PolitiFact!
Like, they just say it.
Well, she said PolitiFact.
Must be true.
She said PolitiFact.
Fact is in the name.
Fact is in the name.
There you go.
Why would they lie?
Why would a woman ever lie about rape?
Why would they lie?
Why would they lie?
One of the first logical fouls.
It's like, why?
Okay, you want me to run down the list?
I mean, I can think of at least a dozen off the top of my head.
Now, we'll focus on PolitiFact and Snopes because, just like Southern Poverty Law Center YouTube uses for defining hate speech, Facebook and Google use PolitiFact and Snopes to determine what is fake news, what is real.
So I think actually we can bring this up.
I don't think Gerald has seen this yet.
This is what Joy Behar was referencing.
So it's just sort of this totality of all of their fact-checking Donald Trump, where she's taking that and they're – okay, 95 percent of what Donald Trump says is false.
Okay?
Yeah.
So here are a few problems with that.
You're going to see me looking down at my screen because it's hard for me to remember all of this.
But, for example, you've heard there are lies, damn lies in statistics.
Well, statistics, obviously, if you look at them, if you understand how to read them, can be very important.
They're pivotal.
Yeah.
But they're very easy to manipulate, especially when you just create an umbrella, PolitiFact, and most people are going there to just see the green sticker of true or false or mostly true or mostly false.
And they proactively, and Your Honor, I will lay out the case, you decide, they proactively manipulate their fact-checking.
Let me show you some examples.
Donald Trump made the following three claims that PolitiFact rated untrue, okay?
Claiming he did not support the Iraq War.
They did six checks on that.
Claims about President Obama's birth certificate.
Listen, it turned out he was wrong.
I'll give him that.
They fact-checked that eight times.
Claims of large-scale voter fraud.
By the way, he's not necessarily wrong about that.
Five checks.
Okay?
So for three claims, those are three claims, PolitiFact checked 19 times.
19 untrue.
That's more than three.
It's how it registers.
It's like a violation of double jeopardy.
Yes.
19 times.
I don't remember him being wrong.
19 times.
I have it right here, Mrs.
Bueller.
19 times.
Alright, contrast that.
Hillary Clinton.
Some notable Hillary Clinton claims as rated by PolitiFact.
She claimed that she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire.
That was kind of a big one.
One fact check.
She claimed she was in New York City on 9-11.
That was never checked.
That was never checked.
Never fact checked.
She claimed the FBI was fine with her email use.
One check.
So for three claims they rated untrue, PolitiFact rated Donald Trump 19 times...
Versus two checks for Hillary Clinton, the same number of claims.
Can you see how that might start manipulating some numbers?
So let's get back to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton because that's what she's mainly using here.
Some conflicts of interest.
Right off the bat, PolitiFact is a project funded by the Tampa Bay Times.
Repeatedly has endorsed Hillary Clinton.
Snopes, they hire exclusively liberal employees.
I mean, you can see it from their tweets.
They've nearly all actually officially endorsed Hillary Clinton.
They've also been inaccurate many times outside of the election.
One of my favorites.
I love this.
PolitiFact rated...
Well, don't laugh at this because it's horrible.
It's horrible.
But it also is kind of funny.
PolitiFact rated John Kerry's statement.
If you don't remember this, they rated John Kerry's statement that we got 100% of the chemical weapons out of Syria.
They rated it mostly true.
Now, in their defense, they didn't say entirely.
They said mostly true.
But do you know how we know that it wasn't at all true?
When Syria killed civilians in chemical attacks earlier this year.
They're mostly dead.
That's awkward.
Kind of a biggie.
Whoops!
And they never get called on this.
John Kerry just, like, these people never get called on their bullcrap.
John Kerry lying to Joe Biden with Amy's Diner.
Like, blatantly false.
I get it.
Donald Trump is not always accurate.
Sometimes he flat out makes stuff up.
The difference is they call him on it 19 times.
Joe Biden makes up a place that's been closed for 30 years.
Nothing.
John Kerry lies about his military.
Nothing.
Nothing.
It's unbelievable!
And it's like you can just keep saying this stuff and saying it over and over again.
By the way, I don't know if you looked at the chart.
She was even wrong on her own chart.
Mostly true?
There was a percentage that was actually mostly true that wasn't categorized as false.
Only 5% was labeled true, mostly true, somewhat true.
Come on!
She's even messing with the data.
Facts can't be biased by definition, but when it comes to what they choose to omit, what they choose to include, can definitely be biased.
Yeah, context matters.
The people who are combining the facts, creating the totality, creating a picture, it's very easy to manipulate people.
That's why we always say, listen, we list our references on screen, sources, go ahead.
Do your research.
All right.
So let's take that.
They've been inaccurate.
Chemical weapons, Syria, kind of a big one.
Let's take this back to Trump and Clinton.
Okay.
So Trump claimed that the national debt decreased by $12 billion in his first month.
Okay?
Are you following along, Gerald?
It's a big number, yeah.
You've been, like, quiet.
I don't know if you have a frog in your throat or something.
I do.
Yeah, it's out now.
You've been making out with Jordan Peterson?
You're sick?
Yeah.
Way to start another rumor.
Alright, so PolitiFact confirmed that the statement was true.
But they rated it as mostly false.
Now follow me here.
Because they didn't think Trump deserved to take the credit for that number.
That's incredible.
PolitiFact rated Clinton's statement, in contrast, about 17 intelligence agencies concluding Russia was behind the cyber attacks during the election as true.
Not even mostly true.
In contrast with John Kerry's...
My word is my bond!
Mostly true.
It was flat out true.
We're not even going to question it, that Russia was behind the cyber attacks.
They rated it true.
But they go on in that very article to say that 17 separate agencies did not independently declare Russia the perpetrator behind the attacks, behind the hacks.
So if you look and you just see true, you don't read the fine print.
And then there was a lot of backlash.
Some would say...
I'm confused.
Someone say, rightfully so.
Kind of a story.
They issued this statement from PolitiFact.
PolitiFact!
It's fact!
I saw it on Snopes!
And Reuters!
Reuters!
They issued this.
It said, 17 intelligence organizations or four?
Either way, Russia conclusion still valid.
That's convenient.
A beacon of truth if I've ever seen it.
Ha ha ha!
By the way, since that statement, seems like they're wrong about that also when it comes to Russia.
Waiting for that amendment.
So the point here, if people haven't added this up, is that PolitiFact is they're not fact checking.
They are, they're actually fulfilling the definition of editorialization.
So in Trump's case, they thought that he shouldn't take credit for the numbers, which has nothing to do with the claim.
Your site's design, the system's design, is supposed to be being able to determine whether the statement itself was true or false.
Very simple.
But they didn't like him taking credit, so they said false.
Now, in Hillary Clinton's case, they rated it as true because even though they knew that the claim was false, they felt that the connection to Russia, which was not valid, was still valid!
So this is what's important for people to know because, again, when Google, when Facebook, when YouTube, when they're using PolitiFact and Snopes to determine fake news and the Southern Poverty Law Center to determine hate speech, and really if you're any kind, Ben Carson is a hate speaker, it's important because these actually serve as foundational institutions in our country that people assume have our best interests at heart, that people assume are being truthful.
So when people use the term fake news, and I know it's been diluted, it's lost a lot of meaning, this is what we're talking about.
A place called PolitiFact blatantly manipulating data, claims, and statistics to try and suit an agenda.
So let's go back to see if we've gotten this right with our On the Field Fact Check reporter.
On the Field Fact Check reporter, would you say that we are mostly correct in our statements regarding PolitiFact or Snopes?
I just died a little on the inside, Stephen.
Well, I, uh...
It almost seems as though we should...
Use that retainer for another hire.
He's a man of few words.
Yeah, he's a man of few words.
He's a man of little value, one could almost argue.
We have Nigel Farage coming up after the break.
Let's get to that.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
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All right.
I am so glad to have this next guest.
Before I bring him on, I need to provide context for some people out there who may not appreciate him.
He has a lot of nicknames.
The guy is one of the most iconic, probably men of this century politically, and that's why I'm so fascinated.
I don't know if people realize it yet.
He is the wizard of wit.
He's the king of quick comebacks.
We know him as the English gangster, affectionately, here in the show.
But you know what?
Show people.
They can see for themselves.
That's a false comparison.
I don't think you can compare these 800,000 youngsters brought here without any knowledge of their own who are still here.
I don't think you can compare them to the migrants who flooded into Europe in 2015.
That's a false comparison.
Too harsh.
No, it's not.
It's not a false comparison because what happens is We're told we have to be compassionate in order, in one case in Europe, to be weak and allow terrorists to come in, and in the case of America, to ride roughshod through sensible immigration rules.
If you haven't guessed, Nigel Farage at Nigel underscore Farage.
Mr.
Farage, thank you so much for being here.
You are a white whale.
We've wanted you forever.
Thank you, guys.
It's a pleasure to be here.
A couple of things.
I want to, you know, I'm fanzying out here.
One thing that you've shown, I think in America we talk a lot about civility and politics, and that's confused with agreeableness.
You are not shy at all in voicing your disagreements, sometimes with brilliant insults, by the way, but you're still friends with a lot of these folks.
You still are civil.
Why do you think that's something you're able to do in Europe and we can't get right in the States?
Yeah, I think that political opposition has become so bitter, so nasty, and people do it these days without a smile.
Now, look, you know, when I attack my opponents, I generally tease them.
You know, I mean, for example, you know, what I said about Mr Van Rompuy, who was president of Europe, you know, who are you?
No one's ever heard of you.
You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a lone great fan clerk.
So politely though.
I wasn't calling him a mass murderer or a rapist or anything like that.
And it's interesting that those that have attacked me in politics, Tend to have used real, genuine, horrible abuse.
I tease them, I do it with a smile, and I'm nice to them afterwards.
And I think that actually is how democratic dialogue should be conducted.
Yeah, absolutely.
We watched that in the part, you know, the English parliamentary system.
I was raised in Canada, half Canadian.
So I used to see that at play and I came to the States and saw how different it was.
But it is true.
I thought maybe it was changing a little bit because a lot of your political opposition, you know, the left, they use the go-to.
Racist.
Right, Mr.
Brexit.
Oh, Brexit is about racism.
You know, let's use this opportunity to clarify that.
This sort of strain of nationalism, as people refer to it, national pride.
People assume that's racism.
Explain for them, is it based on melanin in skin or ideals integrating with principles and Western civilization?
What has to do with, actually, nationism.
Call it nationism, not nationalism.
We believe in nation-state.
You know, that's why there are about 230 of them across the world.
Normality is people want to live in nations, and within those nations, there are different tribes, different colours, different religions, but people belong to a block, and they have a flag, and an anthem, and a government, and they respect it.
What is absolutely false, in the case of the European project particularly, Is you say, do you know what?
We've been a nation for a thousand years, totally independent, not conquered by anybody.
Do you know what we're going to do?
We're going to give up our rights of self-government, give up our liberty, and hand it over to a bunch of elderly crooks in Brussels.
I mean, the whole thing is bonkers, isn't it?
Which is why I fought so hard against it.
Adding the adjectives in the adverbs, elderly.
It's just a little...
It's a little bit of snap.
Little Larry Holmes' head pops back.
Alright, so let me ask you this.
Speaking of which, I'm sure you follow this.
Sadiq Khan.
Here we go.
Half headphones there.
I like it.
Sadiq Khan.
GQ just named him Politician of the Year.
You've had some words for him.
He doesn't agree on the statements you just made.
Is that another example of the disconnect between media?
Because we know that in the States, but is that happening in the UK and the people?
Yeah, I mean, the big divide, you know, you can say it's the political class, you can say it's the liberal elite in the media.
The really big divide, actually, is between the big capital cities and the rest of the country.
And it's exactly the same in Ireland, in the UK, in France, and in many parts of America.
There is this kind of big city mindset that just seems to have lost any sense of touch with reality or normality.
They haven't got their feet on the ground anymore.
That's the real division.
And, you know, one of the great skills that someone's got to navigate over the next few years is how we bring the city and the country back together again.
Yeah, well, a lot of people understand the history of the United States and the Electoral College for that very reason.
You know, you hear the left sort of assault it and try to say, oh, it's to put power back in the hands of slave traders.
They don't know what they're talking about.
It's because we didn't want just New York and a couple of...
Back then, it would have been New York and Boston dictating the entire policy range of the country.
So here's something I will say, Nigel.
You know, I was raised in Canada, okay?
So in Quebec, specifically, sorry.
You know, the thing is...
Yes.
When it comes down to it, nobody likes the French.
The French don't like the French.
Once you get down to the French, it's just the French, they're like the French Canadians and the French Canadians are like the French from France.
They just hate each other.
It's different sects of French.
But there were no conservatives.
There were liberals and there were liberal separatists.
And there was no Stephen Harper for a big portion of my life.
So when I moved to the States, it opened my eyes politically to an entirely different philosophy.
And I will say this, Americans, you were a first.
That's where, you know, you were this lightning rod, because they didn't think anyone like you existed.
We were used to the Sadiq Khans.
What was that like, you know, being at the center of it, Mr.
Brexit?
And I don't just say this to blow smoke, because I've insulted plenty of guests, as Nakajiri well knows.
I mean, we could be interviewing someone as iconic or as impactful as Churchill.
The night of Brexit, this is happening.
The whole world's watching.
You gave your speech at 4 a.m.
Yeah.
Were you aware of how big that was?
To be absolutely honest with you, I've been celebrating so hard for the previous few hours, it's amazing I was able to speak at all.
It was just...
I can't describe it because I launched on this journey 25 years ago.
25 years ago.
I said to everybody around me, there's something fundamentally wrong here.
It's got to be fought.
I don't see anybody in our current political class who's frankly got the balls to stand up and do this.
And I thought, I'm going to have a go.
And everybody thought I've been smoking something funny.
You know, I must have gone mad.
So for me...
After a quarter of a century, I have just an indescribably amazing feeling.
And then to see that moment get picked up by so many people who want liberty and freedom and pride in a nation state in America, and for that to help propel the massive upset of Trump winning, I've got to tell you, 2016 is a year.
It's going to take some beating.
You with the celebrating and then Trump with the winning.
It's just, it is an absolute, it is a nightmare for the left.
Okay, so here's something you just brought up that's interesting to me.
You have used Europe as, or sort of its policy shortcomings, as a cautionary tale for the United States.
You've warned it a lot.
You're sort of seen as this oracle.
I will say this, that's pretty rare.
For statesmen, right, to use their country on an international platform and say, hey, listen, this is where we got it wrong.
You guys can avoid this.
Usually, you kind of Eddie Haskell, you put on a good front when you go to the U.N., you say, we've done everything right.
And then behind closed doors, you say, oh, we've got to fix this here.
What inspired you to do that?
And I know you talked about DACA. What are the similarities there?
That's your most recent kind of string of appearances.
Well, I mean, there are two big questions there.
Let's do the small one first.
DACA. You know, what the left do is they try to claim the moral high ground.
They say, look, you know, we're compassionate.
We're nice.
We're fluffy.
We're lovely.
And everything we say is for the good of mankind.
And if you dare to criticize this, you're some sort of monstrous beast that belongs back from centuries previously.
And this is what they did with the migrant crisis coming across the Mediterranean.
And even the fact that these guys in your country were tagged the dreamers.
Who can be against dreamers?
They must all be public.
Actually, it's been used as a way, you know, of allowing illegal immigration on a massive, massive scale.
No, but on the bigger question, you know, what made me post-Brexit come to America?
Firstly, I've spent most of my working life before politics.
Yeah, I had a proper job once.
How about that?
I know, yeah, it's a rarity.
And I spent much of my working life working for American companies, mostly Chicago-based.
So I've been coming to America for 30 years.
We almost share a language.
You know, the spelling's a bit different.
But what's interesting, of course there are cultural differences.
Between the USA and the UK. But actually, actually, we have a tremendous amount in common.
And I think if you look back, and it's a bit of a serious point for a comedy show, but I think if you look back, Over the last hundred years, and you see what our two countries have achieved together for liberty and democracy, it says to me, we're basically on the same side.
And I thought that the Brexit message, the message you can beat the establishment, the message something can be done against these powerful multinationals, big banks, big politics, big media, I thought that message was one that should be told in America because I thought people would see the parallels.
And you know what?
I'm thrilled because a lot of people did.
Yes, absolutely.
And they went to the polls, which were rigged.
It was amazing.
It was like a direct parallel.
I will say I was one of those people who said, you know, I would like to see Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton at this point.
Wasn't the biggest fan of either, I'll be honest.
honest, but I said, I just don't see it.
We were wrong.
I mean, we were very surprised with Michigan, where we were broadcasting that night, a seven hour live stream.
They came in and the meltdown was absolutely glorious to watch.
It is true.
You know, we've been incredible allies, the United States and Great Britain.
Rocky patch there in the 1700s.
Not going to lie.
You kind of let your number one draft pick get away.
We let you slip away, but kind of, you know, it happens.
You built a bench and we came back!
We came back!
But good point that you bring up that we have so much in common, the United States and England, the UK, but that's what's most at risk of going away if the left has their way, the commonalities that we have had that have made both countries so great.
And I wonder if that's an irony that's lost on the left for wanting to find common ground.
That common ground goes away if we just go to this sort of multicultural internationalism.
Well, I think that Obama, of course, loathed the United Kingdom, but I think both Obama and Hillary think the nation-state is some kind of relic.
I mean, Hillary wanted there to be a common market, a European Union, on a big, broader level.
So you've really got, on the modern left, the old left, Used to perhaps believe in high taxation and big trade union powers, but the old left, certainly in my country, were fiercely patriotic.
They believed in the country.
They just had a slightly different vision to Conservatives as to how it should perhaps be run.
The new left want to destroy and tear down history, symbols, you know, the nation.
And I have to tell you, I mean, when I see I think?
Tearing down these symbols, attempting to rewrite history, I know that those of us who would regard ourselves as being conservatives would regard ourselves as being patriots.
we have to fight harder than ever for our values because we're up against something that is really incredibly dangerous.
And I mean that.
Well, I completely agree.
And I say this respectfully, so follow me here.
I think that you are the right guy at the right time.
I think the left has given someone like you a gift.
I don't think you would deny that you're kind of a firebrand.
And at one point, it might have been tougher to pallet.
Same thing with President Donald Trump.
But when the left outdoes themselves in parody, right?
They're saying, well, what's, you know, Donald Trump came out and said, well, what's today?
Robert E. Lee?
Tomorrow we get rid of Washington.
Everyone says, that's an absurd statement.
The very next day, let's get rid of Washington from this park!
People are going, you know what?
Where does it stop?
I mean, that helped you.
That gave you a wave to ride in on.
Did you recognize that beforehand?
Or was it just, you know, providential?
No, I think I believed in what I believed in, but I saw some big mistakes.
And I saw Tony Blair, who, back in 2004, said to eight and then ten former communist countries, we're going to have a complete open border with you.
As many people as one a country can come.
I said, whoa, slow down a minute, you know.
I wish these former communist countries well.
But it led...
And I made a big call on that.
I put my neck on the line.
I was called all the names under the sun for daring to do it.
But I was proved right.
And I think in the end, you know, you have to make some big calls to beat the establishment and beat these people.
And I think probably what the history books will show is that I made some big calls and I got them right.
And then people thought, you know what?
He may not be quite as mad and bad as we thought he was.
Yeah, absolutely.
And one thing, too, you know, effectively walking away from, obviously, this incredibly powerful post surprised a lot of people.
There aren't many great leaders who've done that.
George Washington is one of them, which is one of the reasons I respect him more than anyone.
The guy who I want leading me is the guy who doesn't want the job.
I know you've explained it kind of on cable news, and sometimes you can't necessarily...
Expound upon it somewhat.
Why?
It's so rare.
How did the lure of power not keep you in?
I was a trader for many years.
I traded commodities.
Copper, aluminum, stuff like that.
And do you know what happens?
When you get it right, you buy things at the bottom and you sell them at the top.
And having spent 25 years pursuing a completely impossible dream, being considered to be one of the maddest, craziest people that had ever walked the face of the earth, considered a joke, cartooned for years as being a clown, And then do you know what happened?
We stuffed the establishment.
We did them in.
We beat them.
It was a great moment to cash in my chips and say thank you very much.
Well, just like Rocky Marciano, the only guy really in modern times I can think of to leave on top two things.
And I know you're busy and you have to go do your wonderful show.
People can follow you at Nigel underscore Farage.
One, why did you not just say aluminium?
You said it the American way.
That's fascinating.
Because I'm pandering to your audience.
LAUGHTER I'm pandering, you twits!
All right.
And then finally, well, hopefully we'll have him back.
I don't know after this.
Jean-Claude Juncan, obviously one of the most powerful men in the EU. I don't think you two could be more polar opposites on policy.
Apparently you two get along well enough.
Again, this goes back ending on civility.
How does that work?
How do you not just wring his neck?
Well, it's tempting sometimes.
You know, Juncker and I have a totally different vision.
But I understand his view.
I think it's a misinterpretation of history.
But he holds it powerfully.
And he is a witty, amusing human being.
And the point about genuine, proper democratic process is you should be able to be friends and have a glass of wine with people you disagree with.
That is what civility is all about.
And, you know, what I'm now seeing, and I mentioned this earlier to you about the new left and tearing down statues.
What I'm now seeing is the new left want to ban people from speaking.
What the no platform at universities and colleges want to close down, in many cases, the very essence of open, free debates.
And dear old Juncker, you know, whatever, you know, and we are polar opposites.
And I remember a couple of months ago, I was in the European Parliament, where I still am, by the way.
And Juncker turned up and I had a little chat with him.
And I said, well, there's nobody here this morning to listen to us.
He said, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He said, you're here.
You're the most important person.
You're the only person here I can have a proper debate with.
And that is how democracy should work.
So I will go on deploring and condemning everything Juncker does in public, but enjoying his company in private.
He said you were the most important person, only he was pandering you, Twits!
So...
But once he got me.
There you go.
Thank you so much, Nigel Farage.
Nigel underscore Farage.
Thank you for being with us, sir.
Thanks for taking the time.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's been great.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
We'll be back.
That was a moment for me.
Oh, good day.
Oh, good day. good day.
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I don't know, Hoover clears their eyes this way.
When you see it in the cartoons, like...
Not gonna lie, I do, and I smile every time I do it.
I don't mean to, but people laugh at me because I look so happy.
Yeah.
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Alright, next guest.
We have Nigel Farage first, and now we have this gentleman.
Jordan Peterson was very sick.
We're going to have actually this man on next week, but he was gracious enough to come on this week.
At the center of some controversy, the website is gab.ai.
For people who don't know, it is the only, I guess I don't want to say the only, but certainly the most prominent that I can think of, truly free speech-oriented social media platforms.
This is the guy who runs it, the founder of The Feast, Andrew Torbaugh.
Thank you for being with us, sir.
Happy to be here.
Thanks for having me.
Thank you so much.
Well listen, we know that this very interview, at the very least, will still be up at Gab.
Correct, yes.
Yeah, so who knows where else it's going to go?
Okay, first off, before we get to some things that have happened in the news, tell people what Gab is, why you've created it.
That way it paves the way for the controversy, because you've been called everything from a neo-Nazi to a white supremacist all the way back to neo-Nazi.
I shouldn't say everything.
It's still a pretty narrow spectrum, but it bounces back and forth like Pong.
Right.
So we founded Gab in 2016, and the idea was to create an ad-free social network that defended individual liberty, the free flow of information, and, of course, freedom of speech.
I saw the censorship happening in Silicon Valley rampantly, and I also lived and worked there and was a part of the inner circle of inner circles and knew that this censorship strategy was going to continue.
So I wanted to do something about it.
So you were in the inner circles, the Illuminati?
Not that inner circle, no, but...
Oh, okay.
I noticed I didn't see you on our Tuesday meetings.
You wanted to do something about it.
Have you considered bitching on Twitter?
Yes.
Have you considered a hashtag?
Right, yeah.
So that typically doesn't work, and it was also probably going to get censored.
Self-defeating.
So we started this social network, and we actually have one of the most diverse startup teams that at least I've ever seen.
So we have myself, my co-founder Ekrem, who's our lead engineer.
He's actually a Muslim Turkish Kurd.
And then we have our chief operating officer, Utev, who is an Indian and a practicing Hindu.
So it's very difficult to paint us as a white.
Keep your eyes on those two.
You might have to separate them.
It's interesting that we're getting painted as a white supremacist website when we have a very diverse team that's from different backgrounds, different religions, that are coming together and saying, listen, we believe in the free flow of information, the free and open web, and the ability for everybody to speak freely.
And our mission has been consistent from day one on that fact.
Yeah, and I know you've grown quite a bit.
So people obviously, first off, do you consider yourself alt-right?
Where do you line up politically?
Because that's how you've been presented in the media, is a de facto Trump shill, alt-right, Pepe Frog guy.
Correct the record.
Yeah, so we could correct the record on that.
I'm not alt-right.
I'm not any, I guess, traditional label.
I consider myself to be a classical liberal.
I guess I'm very libertarian in a lot of certain ways.
I believe in the free market up until the fact that I realized that the free market is no longer free and it's rigged, especially when it comes to mobile device hardware and software distribution on app stores, for example.
Yeah.
There is a very clear duopoly between Apple and Google, rather.
And if they don't want you in their game, then you're not allowed in their game, and there's nothing you can really do about it.
So I think the left always loves to say, well, if you don't like the hate speech rules, if you don't like the censorship on Facebook, on Twitter, etc., go build your own.
And that's exactly what we did.
And now they're saying, you're not allowed to do that.
You're not allowed to be on the App Store.
Right.
So for people who don't know, you were kicked out of the Android App Store and Apple, right?
Correct.
Well, so Apple never approved us in the first place.
And what they did is they said that we had objectionable content on our site.
And what are you bitching about?
You were never approved.
Why did we book him, not gay Jared?
This guy's a whiter.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the thing with that is that there's plenty of objectionable content on Twitter, on Reddit, on Facebook, on Tumblr, etc.
Lots of gay pornography, yes.
Yeah, so they use these very subjective, ambiguous terms of service to selectively enforce their guidelines.
And that's a big problem, because everybody in Silicon Valley—San Francisco is one of the most liberally biased cities in the world.
So, obviously, you're going to have a workforce at these companies that has that liberal bias when they're enforcing these guidelines.
Right, so you were— Not approved in Apple, and then you were kicked out of the Android store.
So let's go to that.
What reason did they give to you, by the way, for people just tuning in, Gab.ai, for kicking you out?
So they said that we were breaking their hate speech policies.
Okay.
is is that there's hate speech anywhere on the web anywhere you go that there are two or more people chances are you're going to come across hate speech so again they're selectively enforcing and deciding who can actually participate in the free market and who can't now obviously they're going to argue well you can still access gab from a mobile you know browser but it's not the same as Tell that to consumers who email us 100 times a day asking where our app is, right?
That's a real problem for distribution.
It's harmed our business, and it's anti-competitive, anti-trust behavior.
So that's key, because I hate to keep interjecting, but it's It's key because I can see people making comments and most people are making the wrong comments.
They don't understand what the First Amendment is.
They don't understand what's protected.
And what you were talking about here is something that is anti-competitive.
It is potentially a violation.
We're not lawyers.
We're not saying it is.
We're not declaring it is.
But we're talking about antitrust laws.
That's your issue.
Right.
Correct.
And we've actually launched a legal fund, and we are currently exploring all options from every angle of this, whether it's the First Amendment angle, the antitrust angle, the anti-competitive angle.
There's a lot of different issues that are happening here, and we're not the only ones that are suing Google for antitrust behavior.
They were just fined in the EU, I think it was $2.5 billion for antitrust behavior.
That one stung.
That one stung him.
Okay, so speaking of which, we have the Google Store we're talking about.
Now, what happened with the hosting right now?
Right.
Yeah, explain that.
Yeah, this is unprecedented, and this really worries me about the future of the free and open web.
So we had our domain registrar contact us earlier this week, and they said that we needed to remove an individual post from an individual user that happened to be a meme that was breaking our guidelines.
So our guidelines are pretty clear, right?
We allow free speech within lawful limitations, and we have some simple guidelines around tagging stuff that probably shouldn't be viewed at work as not safe for work.
So things like porn and obscene content.
And I reviewed the post, and the post was indeed breaking our guidelines.
It wasn't something I was going to ban the person for.
It wasn't something I was going to make a big deal out of.
But it did need to be tagged as not safe for work.
So it was technically in violation of our guidelines.
But it wasn't something that I would expect a registrar who threatened us to literally remove and seize our domain if we don't censor this post from this individual user within 48 hours.
That type of demand is really unprecedented.
I've never heard of anything like this.
Now, obviously, if it was something illegal, if it was breaking the law, that would be understandable.
If it was a copyright claim, all of these things are very common sense and understandable.
I don't want to say common sense, because I think, especially if you look at your rules, they actually follow the law.
So copyright, you guys follow.
Actual recruiting for ISIS or something wouldn't be allowed.
Calls to violence.
And of course, if something can be proven as libel and slander, that is not allowed either.
Which, by the way, ironically, is allowed on Twitter.
You can find fake memes of me with swastikas tattooed to my neck saying, gas the Jews.
I said, hey, this is actually a lie.
Absolutely.
It's not a violation.
So I want to be clear.
You know, people will say common sense, but you guys are very clear in outlining it.
And I think when a lot of, I know you're not, but some alt-right media covers it, they need to zone in on that, man, because that is so important.
You guys do have parameters, and it's not a moving target, and that's what's different.
Well, and that's the thing, too, is we actually cite individual Supreme Court precedent in our guidelines as well.
Like, we are using the First Amendment and rulings on the First Amendment to shape and form our guidelines.
And obviously, we don't want to allow any illegal activity.
Like, we want free and open discourse.
When you allow free and open discourse in the exchange of ideas, it helps to actually prevent that illegal activity from happening because when people can't express themselves, when people are being shut up across the internet, when people are being no-platformed off the internet now and un-personed off the internet now, they're more likely to get down that road of violence and other illegal activity and go to the dark web where there is more illegal activity.
So by allowing free speech and free expression and the ability to exchange all ideas and ideologies, no matter how much they trigger certain people, that is something that is the better route, in my opinion, than violence or illegal activity.
It's funny you use the word trigger because ironically, the word trigger has become a trigger.
They hear the word trigger.
Now, here's the problem, too, is having a good friend who works in psychiatry, trigger is an actual medical term.
Someone with PTSD, that can trigger it.
And I'm like, well, listen, let's not lump that in.
Some guy coming back who's having flashbacks to Nam where his friend got his nards blown off, like, trigger is a legitimate term.
It might trigger a flashback.
You're just a pussy who goes to a state college.
So, we were talking about this right during the break.
YouTube has restricted mode.
Now, we have been working with YouTube, I will say.
They've been very gracious.
They've helped with some issues.
But the issue that we keep running into is restricted mode.
Naki Jarrod knows this.
We have 640-something videos.
And they reached out and said, okay, well, which videos do you think are unfairly restricted?
I said, well, only, like, 19 are not restricted.
So...
Every conservative video, I said, but here are some examples.
Jordan Peterson literally sitting down and just conducting a personality test.
Me doing a long-form interview with Dennis Prager asking about human nature.
Are humans by nature good or are they sinful?
This is an observant Jew.
What else do we have?
Philosophy.
Yeah, philosophy.
I mean, these are issues where these people wouldn't be on the show if it was even profane, you know, at that point.
And they just responded, thank you, this is helpful.
Right.
Nothing else.
So that's the issue.
It's a moving target.
And businesses have the right to do what they want, obviously.
But they don't have the right to lie about it.
And that's the issue that I see coming up a lot.
And, you know, I see you guys gaining some seams.
So we have to get going pretty soon.
But what's next for Gab.ai?
Again, for people who are looking, Gab.ai.
Right.
So right now, the internet is completely centralized and controlled by no more than a handful of people.
There are gatekeepers at the hosting level, the DDoS protection level, payment processing, as we've learned this week, domain registrars.
So if we have to, we are going to rebuild all of that.
We will rebuild the internet from the ground up to be pro-free speech and then decentralize the control over it with things like blockchain technology, for example.
We're going to be launching our own ICO and minting our own utility token so that our users can actually exchange value back and forth with one another on the site.
So that is really the next level for us, is getting decentralized and getting built on top of the blockchain technology so that we don't have to worry.
We can censorship-proof the internet and defend and protect free speech and the open web.
Absolutely.
And just so funny, just like Nigel was just talking about, who could be against Dreamers?
All these big, giant corporations, the people who protect their monopolies, they were all supporters of Dreamers.
Net neutrality!
Who could be against neutrality?
Let's make sure we get our foot in the door.
Well, here's the thing about net neutrality is what is the purpose of net neutrality?
That's a problem in and of itself, but I don't know how they're virtue signaling about this.
Meanwhile, the internet is in the control of those five different services that I just mentioned.
Yeah.
Those gatekeepers decide, guess what?
You're not allowed to have your domain, or you're not allowed to host, or you're not allowed to payment process.
How do you operate?
You can't.
It's impossible.
Right, and they're bitching about ISPs.
It's kind of like when John Oliver went after Sinclair.
He's like, Sinclair is one of the biggest broadcasting groups.
They could have a monopoly.
It's like, your parent company, Time Order, is merging with AT&T. You arrogant English ass.
All right.
Andrew Torba, Gab.ai.
Please do keep us posted, man.
And we appreciate what you're doing out there.
And you have permission to grab this video when it might be the only place that's feud.
Thanks, man.
We'll see you soon.
We're back.
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Bad girls, what you want, what you want, what you want to do when they show something to come for you?
Bad girls, bad girls, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Bad girls, bad girls, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Feminist Cops is filmed on location with the brave, strong women of law enforcement.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
So, nine times out of ten, if someone's acting suspicious, they're probably...
Sir, I need to ask you to pick up that bottle.
That bottle over there?
Why don't you pick yourself up?
Come over here, girl.
No, just pick up the bottle.
Uh, no, just...
Why don't you come over here?
Over here, girl.
Get your fine ass over here.
Um...
No, just...
Can you pick up the bottle, please?
Uh, no, um...
Uh, just...
Just come over here, girl.
Talk over here.
Come on.
Uh, no, just...
Just the bottle.
Pick it up.
Uh, we'll talk about the bottle...
When you come over here.
We can play cops and robbers if you know what I mean.
Come on, girl.
I'm a lesbian.
Bad girls, bad girls!
Whatcha gonna do?
What you gonna do when they go for you?
Just do it because Nakejared can't.
Thank you so much, Andrew, Nigel Farage.
I think we'll have him back on the show.
Yes.
His press secretary?
I don't know what you call him.
Whoever it is said I enjoyed the show.
Enjoyed it very much.
He seemed like he had a good time.
People seem surprised.
Is this just going to be you doing an impression of Nigel?
No.
Listen.
We'll get the guests.
Just check PolitiFact.
Check it.
It says PolitiFact.
It's politics and fact.
It says fact.
Gosh, Joy Behar, I've talked about this before.
There are people with whom you disagree, and I understand it.
She's so mind-numbingly stupid.
Like, I've seen people sit across the table from her, and they're not even having the same conversation.
She's insufferable.
She'll be like, well, hold on a second.
Actually, that claim is...
I could sit there, and everything we talked about today, I could sit there and say, well, you know, actually, that claim was kind of incorrect, because they took the same three claims of Donald Trump fact-checked them 19 times versus three claims from Hillary Clinton.
They only fact-checked them twice, and...
But political fact!
It says fact!
It's in the name!
Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to...
I'll tell you what, late night was so bad this week, I watched it, and it was one of those things where, you know, it was something so bad, you have to wonder, was it ever good?
Oh, that's kind of like, I had that with Mike Myers and the Love Guru.
And it was so bad, I didn't even want to go back and watch Austin Powers.
Because I was going, oh no.
It's like Ninja Turtles 2.
You just wish you would have left it there.
Yeah.
Something that, you know, in just going through this show that I wanted to talk about, I think the greatest lie that we've ever been told...
I guess as a society period, but particularly as it comes from the left, the entertainment industry, because we've been talking about that quite a bit, the entertainment industry, sort of the media complex.
This lie is just to be yourself.
The left has been telling us that since we were little kids.
Sesame Street says, just be yourself.
Except they actually, they don't want you to be yourself.
They assume you to be just like them, and when you're not, they demand that you be just like them.
So Seth Meyers, let me explain.
The presumption, he goes, yes, we're going through a very dark time in America.
Um, no.
Maybe I don't agree with you.
Maybe a lot of us thought it was a pretty dark time in the United States when Barack Obama was president.
Signing executive actions in an unprecedented way.
When we were looking at unbelievable spending that we had never seen in this country before.
Rainbow White Houses.
Looked at a guy who had smoked crack with a domestic terrorist.
We thought that was a dark spell.
So they assume...
Assume that you agree with them.
And then if you don't agree with them, they demand that you be like them.
So it's just like Google and Apple.
Polling Gab.
Why for not?
Here's what's so crazy about that story.
We've gotten to the point from the left where, you know, be yourself.
We're not only so far from that, but they're polling.
A platform from the Google and App Store for not censoring other people.
It's no longer for something you've done.
It's you haven't effectively enforced our opinions enough on somebody else on your site.
Therefore, we're going to punish you.
Even they're fact checking.
They'll find a way to falsely label a conservative three times the amount that of a liberal for the same number of claims.
Be yourself.
Okay, well, you know what?
I think that if we look...
Well, that's false 19 times.
She said she was in New York at 9-11.
We're just...
You're 19 times more wrong.
19 times more wrong is more than not 19 times.
That's because she said she was there at 9-11.
Tomato corruption.
School right now across the country, and I guess because we get a lot of emails from college kids, diversity charlatans, you see this with the protests, they're telling everyone, just be yourself!
Be yourself!
You just, listen, you will find that if you are just true to yourself, true to what you believe, that great things are then, hashtag stop Betsy!
And if you bring up, well how about due process, they expel you or call you a sexist or racist.
Black people, they just, they need to, they haven't had their voice heard.
They haven't, we need to, there's because of systemic, they haven't had their voice heard enough.
A black conservative speaks up, they're an Uncle Tom.
It's not, and I want to clarify here, it's not about hypocrisy.
Because we hear that a lot from the right where they just go, it's hypocritical.
You know, this is kind of the conservative attitude.
If it weren't for double standards, they wouldn't have any standards.
If it weren't for double standards, I'd be out of a job.
So, this is not about hypocrisy.
Everyone's a hypocrite.
As a matter of fact, I think it's far easier to point out conservatives as moral hypocrites.
It's like pointing to someone who missed their high jump when you're eating popcorn in the stands.
I get it.
Having any standards is going to open you up to a level of hypocrisy that just can't be understood by someone with no standards, okay?
So, it's not just about hypocrisy.
It's about a systematic lie that the left has perpetrated on the American public since we were toddlers watching Sesame Street.
And they had no—the most important thing is they had no intention of fulfilling— This is not a lie where they've kind of, they've gotten off the beam, where they've lost themselves.
You lost yourself!
No, that's not what's happened.
The left never wanted you to be yourself.
Why are you going left and right?
Because I'm trying to make a point here, dummy.
I don't like labels.
Shut up.
They've always wanted you to be a part of their blob-like mass of people.
And if you're not, they'll destroy you.
And the only way the left can destroy you, to be yourself crowd, is with their numbers.
The left is the political ideology of cowards who travel with their chain gangs because it makes them feel tough.
And ironically, on the flip side, look at Gab, look at Nigel Farage, look at people like, take your pick.
Take Not Gay Jared.
He's a guy who breaks some molds.
You can take Nigel.
You can take Donald Trump, whether you agree with him or not.
Those on the right, the greatest strength that conservatives have is that of people being themselves.
It's the only way our ideology works.
It's why we have actually, we have an unbelievably intellectually diverse audience.
Just look at the comment section.
You know what?
I'd love to see in the comment section below, whether you're on CRTV, Mug Club member, or YouTube.
What do you consider yourself?
Libertarian?
Conservative?
Populist?
Alt-right?
Independent?
Let us know.
We've been at events where most people that came up to us wanting signed t-shirts or wanting a picture were people that left would consider a marginalized group.
Yes.
Very consistently.
As a matter of fact, I will say because they tend to be the most ardent fans.
Yeah.
Because they're probably the most marginalized group, ironically, by the left.
Because they have no friends on the left because they haven't fallen into the...
Be yourself, but just be yourself within.
But don't be beyond.
Yourself needs to be in our box.
Sally, just be yourself.
Sally, be happier for the penis.
Yes, yes.
So it's why it is our greatest strength on the right.
It's why we have an unbelievably intellectually diverse group of fans who, all of us, listen, they hone and sharpen each other.
You hone and sharpen us.
I want you to be yourself.
I want you to question me.
I certainly want you to question anything not-K.
Jared says, I want you to choose your own path, unlike the left.
Because unlike the left that operates as a gang, I know that when you are your true self, when you actually go out and be yourself, when you pave your own path, that's how greatness occurs.
And that's the fundamental difference in the worldview.
Because unlike the left who, when and if you become successful, they're right there to yank you right back down.
Be yourself with the rest of us!
I want you to be as unique, as honest, and successful as possible.
I want you to be yourself so that you can be great because you know what?
Ironically, I understand that when one individual is great, we all benefit.