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Nov. 18, 2016 - Louder with Crowder

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#99 SEXY TRUMP LADIES! Lauren Southern and Karen Straughan | Louder With Crowder

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	You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.
	Politics.
	Civility.
	How about honesty in this country, folks?
	Entertainment.
	I don't like entertainment.
	And a whole bunch of other stuff.
	It's about having a healthy body image.
	You have a very unhealthy body.
	You should have a horrible body image.
	Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.
	We are definitely going to get letters.
	You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal.
	You're a strange animal.
	You're getting louder with Crowder.
	Oh, you're a strange animal.
	Oh, geez.
	Oh, jeez.
	Turn down that.
	Oh, that's too hot.
	Oh, no.
	That's too hot.
	Oh, no.
	I can't handle it.
	There we go.
	You can bring up the volume.
	Oh, no.
	That's the sound of the weekend.
	That is.
	I am your host, Steven Crowder, louderwithcrowder.com, for all references, producing with me in video studio, as always, is NotGayJarred.
	You can follow him on Twitter, he is NotGay, at NotGayJarred, and draw your own conclusions.
	I fulfill my legal obligations.
	We're good?
	We're good.
	Hey, speaking of some people looking at this studio here, they're wondering, look at all this lovely wrapping paper.
	Look at this.
	Sorry, all the microphones.
	Tis the season.
	It's beautiful.
	Here we go.
	Big reveal here.
	Oh, jeez.
	This is what budget gets you, people.
	Oh, no.
	Yep.
	There we go.
	Look at us.
	Full budget.
	We've arrived.
	We've arrived.
	As you may or may not know, this is the first broadcast since.
	First off, hold on.
	Really big show today.
	Big show.
	Huge show.
	Ladies night.
	Lauren Southern, Karen Strawn of Girl Writes What?
	Both Canadian, I realize.
	We weren't planning on having an all-Canadian ladies' night show.
	But after Trump, after the surprisingly mitigated loss he had with women, we wanted to talk with someone, get some perspectives.
	Again, first show since the election night.
	We have a bunch to get into.
	Really quickly, before we get into the rest of this, There's some arguing going on as to where the turning point took place in this election.
	What was the aha moment?
	What was the tipping point?
	Some people are saying it was the FBI Comey moment.
	Some people are saying it was Hillary Clinton's double secret insatiable lesbianism.
	Some people are saying it was Donald Trump when he started acting more professional.
	We shouldn't rule out all the above.
	We shouldn't rule it out.
	We shouldn't rule them all out.
	No.
	But I think it can be traced back to this moment, this moment where Trump decided he was going to run for president, in case you forgot it.
	Let's roll.
	All kidding aside, obviously we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience.
	For example, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice...
	At the steakhouse, the men's cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks.
	And there was a lot of blame to go around, but you, Mr.
	Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership, and so ultimately you didn't blame Little John or Meat Loaf.
	You fired Gary Busey.
	And these are the kind of decisions that we're keeping.
	Now we got your job, bitch!
	Who tried to run game on a nigga?
	Liar!
	But where would the trigger?
	Shame on a nigga who tried to run game on a nigga?
	Who busts our f*** ass up?
	I just gotta...
	Go back to that moment in time.
	Do you have any idea what Donald Trump was thinking at that moment in time?
	Oh my god.
	Think about this for a second.
	Ever been mocked when you were a kid by some bully who was bigger, stronger than you, more powerful than you?
	Who is more powerful a bully than the President of the United States?
	And he came back.
	So, first show since the election.
	What does this mean?
	I've heard a lot of people talking.
	A lot of people are incorrect.
	A lot of people are saying, well, you weren't super pro-Trump.
	I didn't know how I was going to feel.
	Now, almost everyone in the Lauder with Crider team, as far as I know, were kind of straight Republican ticket, hold their nose.
	We weren't huge fans of Donald Trump because of the fiscal conservatism, but we supported him where we could.
	I didn't know exactly how I would feel.
	I felt like, well, gosh...
	We're in a bad spot no matter what.
	If you watched the live stream that night, we became...
	I genuinely was just excited that he won because it wasn't Hillary Clinton.
	So I guess at my core, I wanted him to win too more than I thought.
	We always said it was a 60-40% chance that Donald Trump would win.
	So here's where we are.
	What does this mean exactly?
	Well, he won.
	That's great.
	The polls weren't really rigged.
	They were within the margin of error as far as the national polls.
	They had her about one and a half to two points up.
	She won the popular vote by 0.2%.
	So Donald Trump did win.
	So let me start off with why this is great.
	Is this a middle finger to the media establishment?
	More so the media establishment than the political establishment, I would say.
	I would say that's more important.
	And it's also more important because you don't want to become complacent, hence the reason for the Mug Club, which you can join.
	Crowder is now going daily in January, ladderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club.
	We'll have Mark Levin, Michelle Malkin, Mark Stein all on a network.
	So the media establishment, I think, is very important.
	They were trying to drag Hillary Clinton across the finish line.
	They were doing everything they could to slander Trump.
	They were doing everything they could to take this guy down and get Hillary Clinton elected, and he did win.
	That is a huge screw you to them.
	But let's not overestimate that.
	He got fewer votes than Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney.
	So let's not act as though he's this immensely popular figure, especially considering that a lot of people who voted for him weren't huge fans of him.
	So let me give you the downside, but then go back to another upside, which I think is the most important takeaway.
	The downside is he won barely through the electoral college against Hillary freaking Clinton, against Mrs.
	Benghazi, against Mrs.
	Email Scandal, against Mrs.
	Rape Apologist for her husband Bill, against second least favorable candidate ever running in the history of the United States.
	So...
	That means that he won, but there's still a lot of convincing to do.
	There's still a lot of people out there who I think are willing to give this guy a chance.
	You have the first hundred days.
	You saw this with Barack Obama when you go back.
	There's always that period of grace.
	So here's the reheal silver lining, I think, and I'm really curious to talk with Karen Strawn and Lauren Southern about this.
	I have like a hiccup that I've been holding back.
	I can hear that.
	Can you hear it?
	It's terrible.
	Radio death.
	The dancing gets me going.
	Oh, by the way, this is not the actual studio.
	I should have said that.
	This will be unwrapped.
	We're going to have a much bigger studio.
	We had a few items that were not shipped.
	Let me give you an idea really quickly as to what the election night was like.
	I was with Not Gay Jared.
	Wonderful.
	Gerald Morgan, who you listened to.
	Courtney, our team.
	Casey, thank you so much for all the help.
	Did a seven-hour broadcast, tore down that studio in that godforsaken state of Michigan until four o'clock in the morning, hit the road, and drove all the way across the country to my new dwelling.
	And also we are building a new commercial studio.
	So it's been an insane week.
	So bear with us with all this wrapping paper.
	But it's going to be good.
	It's going to be good stuff.
	You're going to love it.
	It'll be real good.
	You're going to love it.
	You're going to see what we're going to do.
	I think that if the election, after this election, if this election were held today...
	Today, as opposed to November 8th.
	Today, November 17th, Donald Trump would win in a landslide.
	So, the convincing that needs to be done is going to be that much easier because of how awful, terrible the left has been in their reaction.
	We've always talked about this.
	We've always talked about how the left is a party of violence, how the left is a party of intolerance, how the left Black Lives Matter, how the left Occupy Wall Street rape and AIDS and feces intense.
	Go look it up.
	There's a hit crime list for Occupy Wall Street.
	I was there.
	I was there in Zuccotti Park.
	And now we've seen it, right?
	Before the election, we're going, we want to do this, but we've got to wait because maybe Hillary has a chance to win.
	When they didn't get their way, let's burn this down!
	Burn things, destroy things, commit crimes, pulling Trump supporters out of their car, beating them up.
	So here's the deal.
	Out of everyone in the country, maybe a quarter of the United States really support Trump enthusiastically.
	But!
	Far more than half of the United States cannot stand and are tired of the left's crap.
	So that's the silver lining here.
	Donald Trump is a repudiation of everything that has happened under Barack Obama as far as the divisiveness, the rhetoric, calling everyone a racist, a sexist, a homophobe.
	Even though most people who voted for Donald Trump aren't necessarily huge fans of Donald Trump or aren't necessarily super trusting of Trump on fiscal policy, They are so tired of the crap coming from the left.
	We always talk about, people always talk about millennials and the young vote and how they're going to affect the elections.
	The real key that I think people overlooked is this entire silent majority of people who are tired of their crap.
	Now, it doesn't mean they love Donald Trump, necessarily.
	So we still need to convince those people on policies.
	We still need to convince those people on principles.
	We still need to convince those people, and Donald Trump certainly does, in his actions in the first hundred days.
	But he has, and we have, and this is an area, listen, I'm not Mr.
	Trump train, I'm not...
	Follow a guy, drink the Kool-Aid, and throw yourself off a roof.
	But I do think that this guy deserves a fair shot.
	And I think this is an area where we can all find common ground to support him when we see the left rioting in the streets and demanding these recounts and acting like the children who don't want to be put to bed.
	These are children who need to be spanked and put to bed in their crib without a milk bottle.
	Or in Chang's case, a bacon grease bottle.
	These people are such babies.
	It's going to make that job that much easier.
	But what do Republicans need to do?
	Republicans need to get over the fact that some people didn't like Donald Trump.
	Republicans need to get over the fact that some people loved Donald Trump.
	They need to come together.
	This fracturing needs to be done away with.
	Because there's a real opportunity.
	And if it's the fact that some people don't like economic protectionism, if it's the fact that some people are maybe more hawkish on foreign policy, there needs to be...
	Right now there's an opportunity that we may not see again in our lifetime where everyone needs to come together and stop being dumbasses stepping on each other's toes when there is a common cause.
	You don't have to love Donald Trump.
	You don't have to hate Donald Trump.
	You don't have to be neutral on Donald Trump.
	I don't care where you line up, but what you do have to recognize is that this is a golden age to fight back against the left, certainly culturally.
	And that is something that Donald Trump has shown us.
	I do not have a problem at all, and I hope more people follow suit, anchor babies, build a wall, fighting against political correctness.
	When people call you a racist, hit back three times as hard.
	This could be a new era in politics that Donald Trump has ushered in, and that is a one We'll talk about it more with some highlight clips of leftists losing their mind after this.
	Stay tuned.
	It's gonna be good.
	Yeah, savage. - Oh, bitch.
	Happy Thanksgiving.
	What's this?
	You'll find out in 12 to 16 days at the infirmary.
	That's just...
	Awful.
	But you can partly redeem yourself by joining the Mug Club.
	Ooh!
	Do me the $99 annual Mug Club for lahadowithkrader.com slash mugclub or $69 annually for students or veterans, promo code, students or veterans, lowercase.
	That's pretty much the one.
	I'll wipe out your lineage.
	Hey Jared, what are you doing?
	Shooting bad guys.
	With what?
	By AR-15.
	Where'd you get it?
	AR-15.com.
	Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.
	AR-15.com.
	That's better.
	They sell guns now?
	Yeah, they do.
	Are they any good?
	They're the best.
	Where from?
	AR-15.com.
	Kapoor!
	Did you really make that sound?
	Didn't have the budget for sound effects.
	Oh, there's another one!
	You shot him!
	With what?
	From AR-15!
	From where?
	AR-15.com.
	Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?
	They're birds and burkas.
	That's racist!
	That's racist!
	Oh, that aroma of the microphone.
	That aroma.
	Back in the seat.
	For people asking, by the way, Mug Club, livewithcrowder.com slash Mug Club.
	We'll talk about it more later in the show.
	Crowder is going daily in January.
	The first few thousand mugs, now we're on back order, should go out if you order by the end of November.
	The first few thousand mugs have already gone out.
	If you order before December, $99 annually, $69 for students, promo code student or veterans, military, enter in the promo code veterans or military.
	You still have a hiccup.
	Damn it!
	That's bizarre.
	You will get the mug hopefully before Christmas.
	They're hand etched.
	And painted.
	What's not to love?
	What's not to love?
	So these are pretty tough to come by.
	What does this mean politically with Donald Trump?
	First hundred days.
	Well, you know what?
	Let's go back.
	I have a memory here of Barack Obama when people always talked about him reaching across the aisle and being a great uniter.
	What was that that he said?
	Let's go back.
	We've got to have middle class families up in front.
	We can't...
	We don't mind the Republicans joining us.
	They can go come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.
	Well, tell us how it feels in back, bitch!
	Let's hit that for a terrestrial.
	We're going to bleep that.
	I don't think you're allowed to call the president a bitch.
	But firstly, wildly insensitive for a black man to reference the back of the bus.
	I still can't believe we got away with that one.
	Here's one of the big ironies with Donald Trump.
	There's no doubt that he's kind of a prick.
	And he's going to unite people through his jackassery.
	Barack Obama ran, tried to play it down the middle, and gee whiz, what a nice guy.
	Golly.
	And then he didn't work with Republicans on anything.
	Nothing.
	Nothing at all.
	Not Obamacare.
	Didn't want to work with them on a comprehensive immigration plan.
	That's where Marco Rubio called his bluff.
	He went too far to the left, which is why Republicans hate him.
	But Barack Obama said, I'll sign a document tomorrow if the Republicans want to come up with one.
	They came up with one.
	He had no plan to work with them.
	Never worked with Republicans and then he blamed the gridlock on Republicans.
	Well, guess what?
	When you never, ever work with anyone from the other side and you paint them as villains, now they have a majority.
	And what's Obama's legacy?
	Gone.
	Gone!
	Within the first hundred days of a Donald Trump presidency.
	John Nolte wrote about this.
	You can't be an ass like Barack Obama your entire presidency.
	So that is one thing I find immense satisfaction in, knowing that pretty much his entire legacy will be done away with.
	A smile on my face.
	It does.
	It puts a smile on my face.
	It's the best Thanksgiving gift you can get.
	Also a scalp.
	That's a pretty good gift to find under your Thanksgiving turkey or stuffed in there.
	So let's talk about some of the leftist reactions.
	We talked about the riots, the protests.
	First off, let's hit Wanda Sykes.
	Wanda Sykes went up and she still thought she was in pre-2016 election mode where everyone was going to cheer if she called all Republicans racist.
	It was 2012 comedy, for sure.
	It was 2012 comedy.
	And this just, Darren and I, could not stop laughing.
	I want to have this on our show like a morphine drip, never ending.
	Roll this clip.
	I am certain this is not the first time we've elected a racist, sexist, homophobic president.
	He ain't the first one.
	He's just the first confirmed one!
	That's it!
	The cool motherfuckers f*** all y'all!
	F*** all y'all!
	F*** you!
	You!
	Yes!
	You!
	All y'all.
	They on my side!
	Oh, screw all y'all!
	She had one fan by the camera.
	That was it.
	One fan by the camera.
	Nick DiPaolo had to follow that.
	Apparently it was a horrible crowd, as I think it was in Philly, as Philly is known for.
	We have to roll along like this hasn't been an insanely busy week.
	Cenk Uygur of Young Turks said it's time for the Democrats to stop being polite.
	That's why they lost.
	And he tried to provide some insight, which is This is the kind of insight you can expect from the left online today.
	Roll clip.
	Every time they told me Obama was playing third-degree, you know, third-dimensional, three-dimensional chess, yeah, I fought back against it.
	You guys have seen all their videos, right?
	But I thought, well, maybe I'm wrong, though.
	Because you know why?
	Because I'm open-minded.
	I'm that goddamn intellectual who thinks, hey, maybe we should discuss all the options, right?
	I'm so damn intellectual and reasonable discussion that of course I always try to be nice because I'm just a good guy.
	Like this guy, this is the problem.
	We crap on ourselves on the show.
	Let me tell you about where we got it wrong with Donald Trump.
	We said 60-40 chance Hillary Clinton wins.
	I thought Donald Trump could win Wisconsin.
	I thought in the order of Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.
	He won Pennsylvania.
	I was wrong on that.
	We did not think he would win Pennsylvania?
	He did.
	I have no problem, especially when I'm wrong on something that I'm glad to be wrong on.
	It is remarkable that people in this election cycle with Hillary Clinton, when they try to admit that they're wrong, they do it in a way that self-aggrandizes.
	We were wrong.
	We just didn't realize that everybody was this racist and I'm so reasonable.
	They are just such horrible human beings.
	Keep rolling these clips.
	Keep sharing these kinds of clips out there.
	And we will do our job, too, because guess what?
	They do our job for us in turning the American people against the left.
	Not even conservatives.
	Just apolitical American people can tune into that and go, wow, that guy's a moron.
	I know, right?
	He doesn't think the Iranian genocide even happened.
	What?
	No, he's just Tank Uyghur.
	Speaking of which, Ben Shapiro, not retarded, is talking about unbelievable things that are hard to believe.
	Ben Shapiro was almost arrested this week.
	Ben Shapiro was almost arrested this week.
	You know who's going downhill fast with Ben Shapiro's on the free clip?
	We'll roll this clip.
	We have to get to these before Lauren Southern and Karen was almost put in the keeney, almost put in the back of a paddy wagon.
	See?
	Here's the clip for speaking at DePaul.
	Procedures weren't filed when you're not going to be allowed.
	So am I to understand that if I take three steps forward, you will attempt to have me arrested?
	If you create a problem and you will not leave the campus, yes.
	Okay, so just to be clear.
	Okay, here's what I love about Ben.
	What Ben should have said after that is zero.
	He should have just stopped speaking or decided to get arrested.
	And this is what I love about Ben.
	God love him.
	He's not a big man, but he has balls of pure brass.
	This is what went down right after that.
	If you create a problem and you will not leave the campus, yes.
	Okay, so just to be clear, if I attempt to enter that hall right there and sit down just to listen to somebody speak, or if I attempt to ask a question or to engage in free speech, you will have me arrested.
	At this point, yes, sir.
	Okay.
	I'm glad that we've clarified that situation.
	I'm also glad that in a city, I mean, clearly you have great security.
	I'm glad in a city that has some 4,000 shootings to this date.
	You have 30 members of security just for a 59165 Jewish guy.
	Just like maybe a mild allocation of resources.
	I love how Ben Shapiro is slightly self-deprecating, but still an ass to this guy in a way that And here's what I'm talking about.
	Ben Shapiro, I don't think he was officially a never-Trumper.
	I know some people out there don't like him, but guess what?
	Right now, in this era, I don't care where you line up on Trump or not.
	You need to be lining up to support someone like Ben Shapiro, who's being banned from a campus and being threatened to be arrested for exercising his free speech.
	Just like you need to be lined up to support Donald Trump when people are rioting and protesting and burning stuff on the streets.
	We don't need to agree on everything, but there are macro issues so huge right now where we can find common ground.
	This can be a golden four years.
	Lauren Southern coming up after this.
	She's more attractive than me.
	Top heavy!
	Damn it.
	And now, Ben Shapiro gets arrested.
	Damn it.
	Damn it.
	you you Excuse me, are you Mr.
	Shapiro?
	Why, yes.
	Yes, officer, that's me, correct.
	Yeah, you're under arrest for armed masked robbery.
	I have no idea what you're talking about.
	Really, if you want to discuss this issue, that's fine, but I've no arms on me, and I don't even have a mask.
	I don't own a mask.
	I'm not entirely clear on the situation.
	Well, someone called to complain that you hit this bank, that you had a gun on you and you were wearing a mask.
	Well, that would be incorrect.
	That would be entirely incorrect.
	I have no firearm.
	This is a pen.
	And if you're talking about my yarmulke, that's clearly not a mask.
	That's not the way I heard it.
	Well, officer, be that as it may, even if all of that were true, this isn't a bank.
	This is an ATM. You know, you got a point.
	Loitering it is.
	So now you're writing a ticket for loitering.
	I want to make sure that I have this clear.
	Are you explaining to me that you are looking to incarcerate me simply for wearing a yarmulke at an ATM? Okay, listen.
	Stop trying to impress me.
	I get it.
	You're a very successful lawyer.
	No one's questioning your intellect.
	But you're a needlessly smug prick.
	Well, far be it for me to argue.
	This has been Ben Shapiro.
	Gets arrested.
	He's Jewish.
	He's Jewish.
	Glad to have our next guest, Offensive Dancing.
	Happy Thanksgiving.
	Of course, it's a different Thanksgiving from where she hails.
	They have a fake Thanksgiving.
	I celebrated it in Canada.
	You can follow her at Lauren underscore Southern.
	She works for Rebel Media.
	Lauren, thank you for being with us.
	How?
	Nice to meet you.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, jeez.
	We're going to get letters.
	At least you got the right kind of Indian.
	This is true.
	Yes, she got that.
	I'm a little confused right now with my recent trip.
	You did.
	You went to India.
	My understanding, because my brother went to India once, he got violently ill.
	I'm going to make an assumption.
	You did as well.
	Like I was saying earlier, it's impossible to go to India without getting sick.
	There's no such thing.
	I know.
	I've never been, namely because I have no interest, because it seems like a soulless hellhole.
	Something that really confuses me, people go, well, I went to India on a spiritual journey to find myself.
	Did you come back feeling centered like India is the bastion of spirituality and that's where you go if you're a bipolar, manic, depressive American on Prozac?
	No.
	Oh boy.
	Taj Mahal was very touristy, but the Hindu temples were fun.
	They had this really...
	Oh, actually the funniest thing happened.
	I went to the Hindu temple, a big one in Delhi with a friend of mine, and we were looking around and we were just like, oh wow, this is so amazing.
	We've really lost the art of architecture.
	Look at what the ancients built.
	This is just beautiful.
	And we're just like talking about the history of India.
	And then we talked to one of the...
	Monks or whatever they are.
	I don't even know.
	That comes up to us.
	This temple was built in 2006.
	With slaves!
	In 2006.
	I left feeling exactly what I should leave feeling.
	Very humbled and embarrassed.
	It is amazing what you can build and what you can do when you simply take money from the populace and do it with slaves.
	It's just you can get whatever done that you want.
	It's a fantastic...
	It is.
	It works very well.
	Can we ask, what were you doing in India?
	Were you shooting a big video?
	I was reporting on a UN conference they had there on tobacco control.
	The UN likes to do all their conferences whenever there's big elections coming up, so no one pays attention to them.
	While everyone was covering Trump, we were keeping an eye on the globalists and what they were trying to pass.
	Well, word is President Barack Obama, soon to be former president, wants to be in a leadership position at the UN. So did you have an inside scoop on this, or have you been aware of the rumblings?
	The one we were covering was on tobacco control.
	So basically what they were trying to do there, no talk of Obama, unfortunately, although they did keep everything behind closed doors, so there may have been some talk, but the whole thing there was they're trying to ban e-cigarettes.
	God knows why, but...
	U.N. doing useless stuff.
	Shocking.
	What's funny is all the Indians in North America, they're the ones they always see vaping.
	I mean, Indians and Middle Eastern people are the ones who typically...
	And I imagine with Middle Eastern people, it kind of makes sense.
	Hookah, next step, vaping.
	Also an incredibly douchebaggy culture in North America.
	Nightclubs, vaping.
	So I imagine behind closed doors, the U.N. people there who are actually local.
	Smoking like a chimney.
	There was a Daily Caller reporter sitting beside us, and he came back from the washroom and sat down, and he's like, there is a delegate in the washroom smoking a cigarette at an anti-tobacco conference.
	But it's not electronic, so he's fine.
	So you were there.
	So what's your read here?
	I know you did a video on Trump for millennials.
	I don't want to miss it.
	You were pretty all in on Trump at a certain point.
	You said there were some things you had reservations about...
	How do you feel now?
	How does Canada feel?
	Just you, you can't speak for all of Canada.
	How I feel?
	Well, personally, I'm hoping this is going to be kind of the first, well, second big win against globalism and for Western society.
	Everyone said that Brexit wasn't going to happen.
	It happened.
	Everyone said Trump had a 1% chance of winning, if not less.
	It happened.
	And I'm hoping that we will keep finding these battles and winning them.
	So we've won the government now.
	Now we need to take back the institutions and then ultimately we need to take back the culture because that is the thing that has destroyed my generation utterly.
	We've got one of the most lost and confused generations in all of history searching for meaning and everything that doesn't matter whether it's standing, holding a...
	Love Trump's hate sign or going to India to walk through...
	Oh, you stole my thunder.
	I was going to make a joke about them going to India to center themselves.
	Speaking of which, you're centering yourself.
	Your mic is scratching against you.
	It's a lovely sweater, but it's giving us...
	Oh, your hands.
	It might be your hands.
	It might be your hands.
	I don't know.
	Stop fondling your mic.
	Stop fondling your mic.
	I'll just taste it.
	Someone's going to take the word fondling in a segment with Lauren Southern, and there's going to be a creepy guy in a basement somewhere.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	And I was...
	First off, not everyone said he had a 1% chance of winning.
	On this program, we said, ah, 60-40% chance that Hillary wins.
	So we were wrong about Pennsylvania, for sure.
	I thought he would win Wisconsin.
	It's not quite the revolution that people on the Trump side want.
	The polls were pretty accurate nationally.
	They were within that three-point margin of error.
	But...
	It is.
	I think if the elections were held today, you correct me if I'm wrong, I think if they were held today because of the leftists' behavior since the election, he would win in a landslide as opposed to by the skin of his teeth because they were just holding back what we knew they were, right?
	And then he won like, let's just burn this down!
	And so I think if you were to hold it today, more people would flip them the bird and go, you know what?
	All right, I'm voting for Trump just because I want to piss you off.
	Oh, and I think that was already the case, why he won so much, is everyone watched all of these social justice warriors and political correctness.
	I know everyone's saying, oh, it's because of political correctness, oh, it's because of political correctness.
	Well, that's not just a thanks, Obama phrase.
	Yes, that is why.
	People are freaking tired of this.
	I find it amazing that the anthem, the entire Hillary campaign, was love Trump's hate.
	They stole it from Bernie.
	It's evil.
	It's violence.
	And of course, the irony is they run around burning the town down.
	They run around being hateful towards everyone, beating up Trump supporters.
	It's typical.
	I'm not even a little bit surprised.
	Another day in life.
	Another day in the life of a Hillary supporter.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and I think, because even for me, like we talked about, everyone here was kind of hold your nose, hope for the best, and I didn't know how I was going to feel.
	And when Trump won, I just, I did feel very elated, more than I thought.
	I thought either, whoever wanted to be like, eh, alright, well, hopefully things get better.
	We were all excited, and now...
	Ironically, in being a total prick, Donald Trump has been a uniter because it's not about the millennials.
	It's about everyone who's sick of their crap, including other millennials.
	That's kind of been this unification now.
	Everyone's sick of it.
	Do you feel that even in Canada?
	Oh, yeah, absolutely.
	But I think there's something else we need to acknowledge, too, is it's not just millennials' fault.
	Yes, millennials are highlighting the problem more than ever.
	They are showing the problem in what it becomes very publicly, and that problem is the culture.
	Of cultural Marxism that has taken over the West and infected everything, the government, the institutions.
	And I'm really hoping that Trump, I don't know if he's going to do it, but I'm really hoping he's going to hit it at his core, which is the cultural Marxism that has made its way into the education system and the culture.
	Because if you don't destroy that, well, it doesn't matter how much you make fun of...
	Social justice warriors all over the internet or make fun of them during a presidential speech.
	They're going to keep coming out of the institutions.
	I mean, these people have been under the boots.
	Well, I think it's a three-prong.
	I think, obviously, the government approach, and then I think education is very important.
	And then, of course, culturally, I would say the entertainment side and media side is equally as important as education because there's sort of collusion there, right?
	I mean, when they were showing us Bowling for Columbine when I was in college, like, education is inextricably tied to the entertainment industry and media establishment now.
	So they've both got to come tumbling down.
	And that's why I appreciate what you do and what Rebel does.
	I wish they existed when I lived in Canada.
	In Canada, we had government-sponsored media or Quebec government-sponsored media.
	Not very critical of big government when they're being subsidized by them.
	So I do hope people don't get complacent because I think, well, we won.
	We had a sweeping victory.
	Well, actually, it doesn't change the fact that the establishment, the man, it's not the president.
	It's the media who did all the things that you talked about.
	Well, as I was, Millennials, this is what they keep saying online, is it's okay because Millennials overwhelmingly voted against Trump.
	So in the future, we've got our voters lined up.
	We've got our voters lined up to defeat Trump and destroy this whole movement to save the West.
	I'm hoping that'll change because I think at some point, Millennials are going to come crashing down and realize all these false idols of...
	Kind of cultural relativism and abandoning the family, abandoning tradition didn't work for them and it all failed and they're going to have to find something that's actually substantial.
	I'm hoping that'll happen, especially when they start paying taxes and getting real jobs if they ever do, that their vote will change.
	But we're really going to have to fight it because...
	To an extent, they have a point.
	They have a point that millennials could really turn this thing around and stop this movement in the future.
	They could.
	And the worry there, and I've talked about this before, so baby boomers were just as left for their era as millennials.
	And they converted.
	So this is why we need to hold Donald Trump's feet to the fire.
	There needs to be enough contrast in all facets.
	I get the populism thing.
	He needs to be a small government guy.
	Because this is a generation, millennials...
	Who've never seen conservatism at work, who've never seen the constitutionalism at work.
	So it's nice to say things that get you attention to the media, but as he governs, they need to see the contrast between basically pseudo-socialism, we're Canadian, so we can say that about Barack Obama, and actual free enterprise constitutionalism.
	If they see that contrast, which baby boomers did, that's where they become more conservative.
	If Donald Trump is kind of unfortunate like George Bush economically where he's sort of liberal light, where maybe he allows Obamacare to stay, where maybe he continues the needless wars, well, millennials aren't going to see enough of a contrast.
	And they'll just say, well, this guy was a jerk and this one was nicer.
	And they kind of revert back to their base.
	So I hope to see him really provide a stark contrast.
	I think that's necessary for that transition.
	It's going to be a scary first couple of months because it's going to be that deciding moment of is he actually going to do what he said?
	Is it actually going to come into fruition?
	And I don't know.
	We're all going to be sitting here because he has done the whole smile and shake hands tour.
	He's kind of changed the Trump he was during especially the primaries where he would be calling everyone ugly and fat and changed into this very reasonable man.
	Which I like.
	I like him being reasonable as long as he keeps the policies.
	You can be reasonable and still build a wall.
	Precisely, precisely.
	And let's just hope that happens, because if it doesn't, then all of the things we feared with the Democrats getting in infinitely due to mass immigration, it'll come true if he doesn't follow through with the policies that he promised us.
	Right.
	Not gay, Jared.
	Who are you texting in the middle of a program?
	Texting?
	I'm texting important peoples.
	Stop texting important peoples.
	This is important peoples.
	Lauren is important peoples.
	Jared doesn't care about me.
	You're texting while I'm talking?
	He's a naughty little pilgrim.
	He deserves to be punished.
	You deserve to be scalped.
	We'll run you through that later.
	You're right.
	Let me ask you this.
	So there was obviously, you know, you have the alt-right factions, the conservative side.
	We've had people from all different walks on this program.
	Do you think that after the election now people can play nice and come together?
	Can you and Ben Shapiro be friends, especially after they almost arrested him at DePaul?
	Can the coalition be formed?
	Can these cracks be sealed back up?
	It's so funny.
	I was just reading a Twitter war where someone was talking about him being taken away at DePaul or Ben Shapiro and all the comments below were like, oh, that traitor Ben Shapiro, the guy who abandoned us during the fight for Trump.
	That's a stupid person who would say that.
	That's a very stupid person.
	Ben Shapiro was one of the people who made me conservative.
	I still absolutely adore his books and everything.
	I think the whole Michelle Fields situation was utterly insane and is...
	Right.
	Opposing Trump was ridiculous to me.
	It's going to be hard to forget because I do think that the right is going to be changing a little bit.
	I still like a lot of my friends that aren't pro-Trump right, but I do think that the right overall is going to be changing to a movement that is going more alt-right, actually, kind of back to the original William F. Buckley right-wing, which, as much as the National Review would like you to ignore, William F. Buckley was quite alt-right, if you read some of his older articles, and it was kind of this more original, very, very Strong conservatism that wasn't as neocon-ish.
	And I think we're going to be turning back to that.
	One moment.
	We will bring Lauren Southern back.
	Interesting stuff.
	Rebel Media.
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	Lauren underscore Southern Rebel Media.
	So we were talking about this before.
	Of course, we know conservatism goes back to before William F. Buckley.
	But my point is this.
	Regardless of where people think the right is going, or if it ceases to be the right...
	I remember talking with you about this before the election, talking with Ben about this.
	We didn't have Milo on for a while.
	We'll talk about that after.
	Ben said these wounds can heal more easily than people realize.
	It definitely seems like if you look after the election, people like Ben, a lot of people are saying, even on the left are saying, let's give this guy a chance, talking about Donald Trump.
	So can the people who were looking to purge anyone who wasn't 100% pro-Trump Come to some kind of an agreement as well.
	Are we at the point where, listen, what's best for the country, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
	Because there's been a lot of fracturing which is concerning.
	Speaking of fracturing, it's this echo with this damn newspaper.
	I apologize.
	If they can jump on the Trump train, which a lot of these people are, they're giving Trump a chance.
	Even lefties giving Trump a chance.
	I absolutely think so.
	But baby boom conservatism is dead and it deserved to die.
	And no young people are going to want him to come back.
	So you're human only.
	You're like, you follow one person and anyone who doesn't jump in board for a person.
	Like someone says, well maybe, you know what, I like Donald Trump.
	But maybe I actually hope that, for example, he doesn't increase, let's say, a capital gains tax.
	Not that he is.
	But if someone says, I like him, but I'm not a fan of that.
	Absolutely.
	I have your criticisms of him, but this is a movement against the establishment.
	And if you are still for the establishment, if you still are running around yelling, we want, what's his name?
	Egg McMuffin, Evan McMullin, then that's not going to apply.
	Oh, yeah, but that's not my question, obviously.
	My question is that no one is saying we want Evan McMullin.
	If they are, I mean, that's you're talking about less than 1% of the population.
	But, you know, everyone here who, for example, voted straight Republican ticket, we're hoping that Donald Trump does the conservative things he said he did.
	But we're also hoping that the government doesn't, we don't just all of a sudden have deficit amnesia.
	And it's cool because of Trump train, right?
	Like, we want to reduce spending.
	We want to make sure that we're actually more fiscally viable, solvent.
	We have, you know, who've been around for a long time with it.
	That doesn't mean we want wars.
	It doesn't mean they're neocons, but people who hope that Donald Trump shrinks government and doesn't increase it to hold his feet to the fire on that.
	Oh, absolutely.
	And I think everyone that was initially on the Trump train wants that as well.
	I don't think you could ask very many people that were hardcore Trump supporters if they support more taxation.
	Every single one would obviously say, no, we want less taxes.
	They're libertarian and conservative, ultimately, and anti-establishment.
	That is...
	What Trump is to people.
	And if he doesn't fulfill that, then I'm going to be criticizing him hardcore along with the rest of you.
	Right.
	I mean, for example, like the protectionism thing.
	I know people are like, well, okay, you don't want to put a 35% tax or whatever it is on Ford for putting a plant in Mexico if they, you know, leave Michigan.
	I want to see Ford leave Michigan.
	I don't want to see someone encourage the UAW and big union and big liberal government as you see in those states.
	I'd rather them go to Texas, frankly, but Mexico works too.
	As long as I watch the UAW die.
	Right, right.
	And I understand the debate and criticism on those aspects of his policy.
	Because that's where you're getting a lot of the people for Bernie that were kind of like, oh, maybe Trump isn't that bad.
	Yeah, maybe Trump's good.
	He'll tax all the people we don't like.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	So I think we're on the same page here.
	So my point is, there are people like Ben Shapiro out there who are fantastic, front of the show.
	Obviously what you do is great.
	We're one of the few programs where we have everyone on.
	And I really hope that people understand there's a coalition that needs to be formed or Trump loses in four years and we lose everything.
	So hopefully that happens.
	First hundred days of Donald Trump.
	What does Lauren Southern want to see?
	Aside from his bare chest.
	Quickly?
	Yeah.
	But that coalition cannot end up in what conservatism was before, where it was constantly pandering.
	It cannot end up in another conservative pandering session where people, like every other person in the primaries for the Republican leadership, were too afraid to use the word anchor baby.
	It can't end up like that, where it's just conservatives becoming more and more pragmatic.
	It has to be a we support the loud crowd.
	I think it's an anti-establishment conservative, whether that is Trump or someone else.
	Right.
	Just want to put that out there.
	Sure.
	For example, the first 100 days, it seems like Donald Trump is kind of going the way of Marco Rubio, maybe in his immigration policy.
	What do you feel about that?
	What do you want to see the first 100 days of a Donald Trump presidency?
	What is ideal to you?
	The first hundred days, well...
	That's kind of that window.
	It's arbitrary.
	The wall.
	I don't care.
	Anything else, just build the wall.
	Spend that hundred days, put all of the resources in America to that freaking wall.
	That's the most important.
	You can't have a welfare state with unchecked immigration.
	It doesn't work.
	It's crippling the country.
	And you've got to start with borders.
	Borders, culture, and language, as Michael Savage say, are what make a language.
	And right now, borders are one of the biggest problems they have.
	Yeah.
	Well, look at Quebec, right?
	Quebec, this is an example of, we always talk about this, and Americans don't understand it.
	I know you do.
	It's multiculturalism gone awry.
	The French were a conquered people.
	They should have shut up, learned to speak English, and there shouldn't be a dual-language province that causes all these problems, and every few years they have a referendum to leave.
	This is from the guy with the French-Canadian mother.
	Well, she was never a separatist.
	And when we get into that, you know, there's some conservative ideas of separatism because they felt like they were paying more taxes.
	But, you know, there shouldn't be French Canada as it exists.
	It should be Canadians who maybe have French Canadian heritage.
	But, you know, it's a real problem.
	They were conquered people.
	Shut up, speak English, and become a Canadian, right?
	I feel like an old man whenever people bring this up.
	I'm instantly like, we won in the Plains of Abraham.
	I visited the Plains of Abraham on a field trip.
	Did you?
	We all did.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, whenever, I swear to God, if the French had won, we wouldn't be speaking a stick of English.
	Oh my goodness.
	They're the most prejudiced people on the planet.
	And they're racist, but not in a way, like, hating?
	I've talked about this.
	I don't know, I've talked about this with you, but even, like, my mother had an aunt who had adopted a black girl.
	My grandmother loved her.
	But she's like...
	She's not too black and she's not lazy.
	And she loved her.
	She adored her.
	But it was just okay with French Canadians to accept stereotypes.
	Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
	Honestly, if they leave, that would be excellent because it's the rest of us paying for the damn province to survive.
	Well, my mom did leave.
	Came to the United States.
	Learned English.
	She works in wardrobe and makeup.
	Highly skilled.
	Very smart.
	And a legal immigrant.
	See how that works?
	Big fans of legal immigration.
	That keyword, legal versus illegal.
	And if you need a work visa, we can make you an intern, Lauren, but I know you're doing good work in Canada.
	Where can people best find you?
	They can find me at TheRebel.media or at Lauren underscore Southern on Twitter.
	And thank you so much for having me.
	And if that's not enough info, I will dox her later and you can find out where she lives and send her roses.
	Lauren Southern, thank you very much.
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	A lot of people have been asking this week.
	Well, first of all, we get into the Steve Bannon thing.
	Let's roll this clip that really, honestly, it made me proud to see Donald Trump as president elect.
	And, and I have to say up until this point, there's very little that I have to complain about.
	Um, But they tried to corner him with the violent protests, and this is how he responded.
	Do you want to say anything to those people?
	I would say don't do it.
	That's terrible.
	Because I'm going to bring this country together.
	They're harassing Latinos, Muslims.
	I am so saddened to hear that.
	And I say stop it.
	If it helps, I will say this, and I'll say it right to the camera, stop it.
	There you go.
	So they try, well, what about these protests?
	Well, first off, a vast majority of them are coming from the left.
	I'm not really, well, what if they are happening?
	Will you say stop it?
	Stop it.
	And there's still a line of questioning after that that it means it still isn't enough.
	It really means it's still, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, nowhere to be found.
	Demanding that the protesters stop it.
	And there's aren't hoaxes, by the way.
	No, and there's aren't hoaxes.
	Did Barack Obama look right into the camera and say Black Lives Matter?
	Stop it!
	Stop it.
	He didn't do that.
	It's theories this time, guys.
	It's theories this time.
	Hillary Clinton?
	Well, she was too busy spirit cooking and engaging.
	That's to be expected.
	Trying to satiate, but as I've said, it's futile, her insatiable, double-secret lesbianism.
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	We can't get sued for that, can we?
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	So Steve Bannon has been appointed as a chief strategist for Donald Trump, and people have been asking me about Steve Bannon.
	So let me try and, and I know Ben Shapiro has talked about this, and you have people who are really pro-Steve Bannon who've talked about this.
	Let me try and remove the personal and the political side.
	So full disclosure, I've done this one with Megyn Kelly.
	I don't like Megyn Kelly personally because I have personal interactions with her.
	Steve Bannon is not in the same kind of position as Rince Priebus, who will be officially in charge of policy, more so...
	Is that how you say his name?
	I've been wondering for like...
	Rince Priebus?
	Rince.
	I don't know.
	Like a week now.
	I don't know.
	I think so.
	I met him once.
	I met him a few times, Rince Priebus.
	He seems like a nice guy.
	He's pretty dry.
	All you know is now you know how to pronounce the name.
	Didn't laugh at my jokes.
	But, you know, less than who among us does.
	So, Steve Bannon...
	And again, if the left hates him, you tend to be inclined to believe that, well, they're wrong, right?
	And Donald Trump can't appease them.
	So if it weren't Steve Bannon and they're saying he's a white nationalist and anti-Semite, it would be someone else.
	So let me say on a professional level, I don't think Steve Bannon is a racist.
	The closest evidence people have of him being anti-Semite, I think, is in divorce proceedings.
	His wife saying that he didn't want his kids to go to school with Jews.
	Ben Shapiro worked with him for a long time, said that he is not an anti-Semite.
	So to begin with, I don't think Steve Bannon is an anti-Semite.
	Or a racist.
	And I don't think he's going to be determining policy.
	However, when we joked on this show about being audited if Donald Trump becomes president, a big part of that has to do with Steve Bannon.
	I've met Steve Bannon twice in my life.
	Twice.
	I'm letting you in, pulling the curtain back here.
	We've never talked about this because we try not to attack other conservatives at all, and I'm not trying to attack them here.
	But I feel like I have to answer these questions from people who've been asking online.
	I've met him twice.
	Andrew Breitbart and I spent countless hours together in cities across the globe.
	You know, I wrote for Breitbart when it was Big Hollywood every single week, did a video from every single week upon its launch.
	Was really pretty close with Andrew as a friend.
	Steve Bannon I met twice, and he cannot stand me or this program.
	The reason you haven't seen Milo on this program is because Steve Bannon has forbidden him from being on this program.
	I don't think I'm letting the cat out of the bag because Milo and Ben agreed to debate on this program, and then Milo said, you know, listen, I can't do it when someone who's tried to slander your employer Is the person on either side of the table.
	Something like that.
	So he did say he wasn't allowed to do that.
	But he hasn't been on this show at all because of Steve Bannon.
	As a matter of fact, no one who works with Milo, people who I've performed for at colleges who've booked me, are allowed to appear on this program because of Steve Bannon.
	No one who works at Breitbart.
	John Nolte was only allowed in his program after he wasn't working at Breitbart.
	I've met Steve Bannon twice.
	They were all relatively pleasant interactions.
	Once I met him when he was very newly coined, he was a new investor with Andrew, so he introduced me to him.
	And once we shared a cab outside of CPAC, my wife and I and Steve Bannon.
	Those are the only two times I've met him.
	The reason Steve Bannon can't stand me, my biggest crime against him, I believe, was being friends with Dana Lash, who he hates.
	They had a really ugly legal battle.
	Since then, it's been a policy that none of those people are allowed on this program.
	What are you looking at?
	Did we lose the stream or something?
	No, I'm just panicked.
	So what does that mean?
	Again, this worries me personally for this person being within a hair's length of the White House.
	I've reached out to people at Breitbart since and say, you know, what's going on?
	I would never release personal emails from my interactions with people at Breitbart who've talked about this.
	Some people you know, some people you don't say, I have no idea what's going on.
	I can't believe it's infighting.
	But that's been going on for a long time behind the scenes.
	And that's why, you know, when I appeared on Alex Jones, I got a lot of flack.
	His son's a fan.
	And I never want to put someone else in that position.
	I never want to say, I disagree with this person.
	I disagree with Alex Jones on a whole lot.
	But he's been very, very kind to us.
	And his son's a fan.
	And I've sent a letter to his son.
	I never want to be the guy who put someone else in a position because of my personal vendetta.
	Andrew never did that.
	He never did that.
	He was very clear.
	He had an open policy.
	You never attack other conservatives.
	The one time Debbie Schlossel was running for a site did an attack on me.
	He said, you've got one chance to rescind it and we can't let you right here anymore.
	And then, boom, she was gone.
	So Andrew was vehemently opposed to infighting.
	And the reason why everyone is welcome on this program, provided that they haven't done something unbelievably vindictive or violent to someone in my team and protective of them, is because I never want to put people in that situation.
	Steve Bannon is the opposite.
	He is a guy who only sees people as enemies or friends.
	And it doesn't really take a whole lot to become an enemy.
	And you don't know why you're an enemy.
	So I will say, I hope this answers your question.
	It gives me pause.
	Jared also heard there are also rumblings behind the scenes.
	This is all inside baseball.
	This is all speculation that Donald Trump might not like Steve Bannon a whole lot.
	That's just my theory.
	That's my theory.
	Well, we've heard other people talk about it.
	That's what I think is pretty plausible, I think.
	The Roosevelt quote was, better to have them inside the tent peeing out than outside peeing in.
	And Steve Bannon is very effective.
	You don't want to be an enemy of his.
	And Trump kind of owed him a favor, I think.
	And you know what?
	It could be.
	He could be great at his job.
	But I just want, you know...
	Is that a typical job, by the way?
	Is that something that's...
	Yeah, yeah, it's pretty typical.
	You have positions that are more so kind of figurehead positions and positions that are official.
	Like, okay, this person's in charge.
	Well, like, for example, the position that Dr.
	Ben Carson turned down.
	I don't believe I have enough experience to be in the cabinet.
	You ran for president!
	Well, then he said on Facebook, maybe, like, that these are lies by the liberal media who are saying I don't have experience.
	You said it!
	It's like...
	That's kind of what you said, Dr.
	Ben Carson.
	But I do think some of the other picks have been decent.
	I do think most of it has been fine.
	I hate getting personal on here, but again, people say, well, why isn't Milo on the show?
	Milo and I are still friends.
	I still very much like Milo, appreciate Milo, just like I'm friends with Ben Shapiro.
	But as far as I understand, he's still not allowed to come on the program because of the contract with someone who he works for who...
	One thing I hope, and this is why I'm just playing on this string a lot, if someone else is successful, and I've talked about this, it's not a zero-sum game.
	If someone else is successful in the conservative movement, whether it's Lauren, whether it's Milo, whether it's Ben, we see that as a plus.
	I mean, take example Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead, which will get, I think the Breaking Bad series finale got 14 million.
	Something, yeah.
	15 million.
	And when they ran the ratings, when they looked at the analytics, a majority of those viewers were Republican.
	When polled, lean conservative.
	I don't have this in front of me, but we've talked about this before.
	So a majority, let's play that conservatively.
	That means 6-7 million.
	And of course, 60-something million voted for Donald Trump.
	More voted for Mitt Romney.
	What does that tell you?
	Well, Fox News is considered absolutely sailing along, immensely profitable, if they do 3 million viewers.
	Their average daily viewers are just below 2 million, and they're dropping.
	What about the other 60 million people?
	There is such a large pie.
	We don't see this as, if someone else is successful, that takes away from us.
	We want to see all of it.
	I'm hoping that people who watch this are inspired and go out and create their own shows, go out and create their own podcasts.
	And we will have you on as a guest, provided they don't suck.
	Not everyone who's a Twitter egg and says, I'm talking to a microphone.
	No, we're not going to have all of you on the show.
	But I want to see that.
	And I have seen that with some people who've come up and said, you know what?
	You inspired me to do X, Y, or Z. And so I really do think there is a different worldview between people who are conservative who want to see these ideas expressed, who want to see government limited, who want to see America make America great again, let's use that, and people who see it as a way to personally create gains or profitability.
	That's the way we see it.
	I understand we could be wrong.
	We could probably be making more money if we did it that way.
	We don't.
	And I could very well be wrong.
	And I hope that someone like Steve Bannon proves me wrong.
	I hope he reaches out.
	I hope that people at Breitbart who are friends of mine who we've had in the show before are allowed to come and the ban from this program is lifted.
	I really do hope so.
	I hope Milo can be back on the program.
	I hope that Steve Bannon and Donald Trump do a great job.
	I sincerely hope with all my heart that Donald Trump does so well I go in and enthusiastically put a yard sign on and re-elect the guy.
	That's all I hope.
	That's all I hope.
	We have Karen Strawn coming on.
	Karen Strawn.
	Karen Strawn at Girl Writes What to talk about the female vote and uteruses.
	Uteri.
	No one knows.
	Damn it.
	And now Ben Shapiro gets arrested. .
	Thank you.
	Yes, good evening.
	What appears to be the problem, officer?
	Are you Mr.
	Shapiro?
	Well, it's 10-30 at night.
	You showed up at my door.
	I wasn't aware there was a federal investigation.
	Yeah, that's definitely him!
	All right, Mr.
	Shapiro, you're under arrest.
	Well, might I be so bold as to ask what crime's been committed, officer?
	I have it here that you return tapes to family video without rewinding them.
	Well, I wasn't aware that that was a crime of this magnitude worthy of incarceration.
	Listen, we can't have people running around doing that.
	That'd be chaos.
	I just want to make sure I've clarified this correctly, officer.
	Are you inferring that I will be placed under arrest simply for returning videos without rewinding them?
	No, I'm implying you're under arrest for renting VHS tapes in 2016.
	Well, it's not my fault that the Pagemaster wasn't available on Blu-ray.
	You see, it's that kind of stuff.
	What kind of stuff?
	That kind of stuff that you do.
	That kind of stuff.
	Well, I wasn't aware that appreciating an actor who wasn't recognized in his time when Macaulay Culkin, in his most underrated film, was considered a crime.
	Now, see that!
	That's what I'm talking about.
	You're a weird.
	So am I to believe that you're arresting me because I'm weird?
	Yeah, I'm arresting you because you're weird.
	This has been Ben Shapiro Gets Arrested.
	He's Jewish. He's Jewish.
	He's Jewish. He's Jewish. He's Jewish. He's Jewish. He's Jewish.
	Glad to be back.
	One of my favorite guests.
	Love her.
	She is glorious.
	Always brings the thunder.
	You can follow her YouTube channel, Girl Writes What.
	And she's a Patreon and everything up there.
	I highly recommend supporting her.
	Karen Strong, thank you for being with us.
	Love you, sweetheart.
	Oh, well, thank you very much.
	I bring the thunder.
	I never bring the hair.
	Well, with Anonymous, it's the whole V for Vendetta thing.
	You're just considered trendy.
	Yeah, no, I actually, I keep getting told now that I look like Eleven from Stranger Things.
	Oh, I see that!
	My wife said that!
	That's true!
	I think about some Alba, yeah.
	Yeah, well, that's good.
	If Eleven chain-smoked and drank like a fish.
	Well, it means that you must be moisturizing because you look like an 11-year-old.
	Was she 11?
	How old is she?
	I actually don't really take care of my skin, not really.
	The one thing that I do and have never done is I've never worn foundation.
	I've never worn that sort of makeup that goes over your whole face because it's no good for your skin.
	Jared, I've been telling you that.
	Screw the page.
	There you go.
	So you can drink, you can smoke, and you can never wear sunscreen, but as long as you don't abuse your face with makeup, you...
	I just turned 46 three days ago.
	The glories of white privilege.
	It's the genetics.
	You don't age.
	Actually, Asians don't really age.
	And then they cross over when they're like 80, and then all of a sudden they go from looking 30 to Mr.
	Miyagi.
	Yeah, black friend of mine would say black don't crack.
	That's not true, though, because a lot of them do crack.
	Yeah, but it's severe and later in life.
	Karen.
	God bless them.
	Karen.
	It's a problem in their communities, Karen.
	That's not a joke.
	Crack is not a joke, kids.
	Say no to it.
	Were you surprised with the election outcome?
	Donald Trump won 45% of the female vote.
	Everyone was saying he was going to get decimated among women.
	He did more poorly, I think, among white women, I believe.
	No, he actually did.
	He actually...
	Well, he did more poorly than Mitt Romney.
	Yeah.
	But he still got the majority of white women.
	He still got 53% of white women, according to the actual...
	Okay, that's right.
	He got the majority of white women.
	He did more poorly with non-white women.
	But no surprise there.
	So were you surprised when you saw this?
	I mean, they thought he might get like 30% of the female vote.
	No, I wasn't surprised by the results at all.
	Like any of them.
	You know, like he did better among blacks.
	He did better among Hispanics.
	He did better among...
	It's hard to say with Muslims because it's under the big category of other religious affiliation, but he seems to have done better with Asians than the previous Republican candidate, than Mitt Romney against Obama.
	And none of that really surprised me.
	Like, here's the thing, right?
	You have this sort of elite media, right?
	Establishment media, mainstream media, like a friend of mine in Romania calls them the cathedral media, because they are kind of like a church promoting a doctrine.
	And then you probably judo to bear.
	That's what they do.
	They were all essentially, like 91%, something like that, of the coverage of Trump was negative.
	And the other 9% was, you know, good or neutral, one or the other, just not negative.
	It wasn't necessarily good.
	You had this going on and you had all of these sort of elites and everybody who gets their news from the major networks all thinking one way.
	They're all thinking Clinton's got it clinched.
	And here I am, right, in the world, operating in the world.
	And I'm not even like, I don't even do 4chan, right, or anything like that.
	I don't venture into the dark web and all of that.
	Right.
	I am living in this kind of universe of dank memes and counterculture stuff, and I'm seeing this sort of what really actually was a grassroots movement of People just making silly, crappy YouTube videos, you know, a channel called Can't Stump the Trump, you know, that go viral.
	And, well, people like you, too.
	I would send it to crappy YouTube channels.
	Otherwise, it sounds arrogant.
	So go ahead.
	As seen by the set.
	Okay, the set today seems to be a little bit less than professional.
	You don't have the production values.
	Let's put her on the blacklist.
	We're not having Girl Writes What Back.
	Girl Writes Nothing.
	That should be her new name.
	Not on here.
	You were living in the real world.
	On this program, I said, 60-40 chance Hillary wins.
	And we weren't...
	Well, listen, that doesn't mean we're necessarily...
	We didn't say he had no chance at winning.
	That was pretty generous.
	I always said he has far more chance than the media realizes and far less chance than his hardcore supporters, saying it's a landslide, the polls are rigged 50 points.
	So I'd say we were pretty right.
	He got fewer votes than Hillary Clinton, Obama, Mitt Romney.
	So...
	That's a danger.
	It means there's still a lot more convincing that needs to be done, but the timing, like you said, might be right.
	I think that's because the groundswell is still doing this, especially with the behavior of the left post-election.
	My question is, since you don't have a uterus and you're an expert on female voting history, not to pigeonhole you, but to pigeonhole you.
	How do you know I have a uterus?
	I could just be a female-identifying person, you know.
	You know why I know?
	All women have vaginas.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's not true because you wouldn't be so bold as to do the short haircut.
	You'd be going so far the other way that you would be looking like a Barbie because female stereotypes are inappropriate unless you have a penis and you're a tranny.
	Then it's natural.
	Also, I could not have given birth to three children naturally, including one that weighed over 11 pounds.
	Stop it.
	Men can get pregnant, too.
	I'm not comfortable with this as going.
	So do you think that this groundswell is going to change now?
	Do you think more women will be brought into the fold?
	Because I do think, for sure, fewer women were.
	I mean, my wife I talked about, she was really ticked off with them at one point, and she ended up voting for them.
	So that says something.
	Do you think that that 45 could become a 55, 65 number?
	Well, after four years in office, I think if he does well, I think if he delivers...
	In a moderate, kind of professional way on the most important of his promises.
	And not to the letter of the promises, but within the spirit of them.
	I think that he's going to get more support.
	I mean, if he can make improvements in...
	I mean, there's about 10 basic areas that he really was really pushing as part of his campaign.
	And if he can make improvements...
	Or not piss off the people who voted against him significantly in those areas.
	I mean, if he gets Roe v.
	Wade overturned and then says, okay, and then it would go back to the States, right?
	That's not going to be necessarily a disastrous thing.
	Not that he can single-handedly overturn Roe v.
	Wade.
	I mean, it's a ridiculous thing.
	Well, that's what we talk about.
	But some of his supporters, they like this idea of him that just isn't realistic.
	And that's why I'm actually pretty pleased with this performance thus far, because I think he's been professional and realistic.
	And hopefully he stays with it.
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	YouTube.com slash girlwriteswhat.
	Highly recommend it.
	We've had her on before to talk specifically about women's suffrage and suffragettes and how Meryl Streep sucks.
	So right now we are talking about Donald Trump.
	You just touched on something interesting because we had Lauren earlier.
	And Lauren is obviously a little bit more like, there's no one but the alt-right.
	You know, they need to get in line.
	And I'm saying, like, do we think...
	This is my question.
	Do we think that the cracks can be filled, that the wounds can heal because...
	I don't even want to say conservatism, but the right has been fractured.
	I think that you see them coming together right now in large part because of the abhorrent behavior from the left.
	And I'm hoping the same thing happens with a lot of women.
	Because there were a lot of women who would have voted Republican who were turned off by Trump.
	And I'm hoping that with these four years they can come around.
	Assuming he still does what he says.
	Assuming he's not horrible, right?
	Assuming he doesn't come in in reverse.
	That's the...
	I think that there are a lot of women who voted for Hillary, not based on vagina or even identity politics, identitarian stuff, not because they're feminists, but because they essentially maybe were not informed about some of her record that was less than stellar.
	And this is the impression that I got from a lot of the young women that I talked to who were disappointed, cashiers at the grocery store and stuff like that, who were disappointed in the outcome of the election was that they really, you know, like it is something, you know, it is a sign of, I guess, you know, progress in society when a woman could be I guess, you know, progress in society when a woman could be president and when she gets But these struck me, like I told them, I said, I've been watching Hillary Clinton's career for the last 20 years.
	Like I was...
	Something like 20 years old when her husband got into the White House.
	I have a little more knowledge of what kind of person she is maybe than you do.
	I never.
	Honestly, the email scandal.
	Everybody's like, oh, but there was nothing incriminating in the emails.
	No, except...
	for the fact that she did so after being subpoenaed by the FBI. - Right. - Like that is, she's literally, that's obstruction of justice and contempt of court.
	Right there. - I also think, I don't think it's nearly as sinister as people with the leading.
	I think it's just because she wants to hide her insatiable lesbianism.
	So I think that there were some things in there. - Whatever, even if she was just like, you know, like she likes, you know, it was all the e-flyers from the dildo shop, whatever.
	I don't care why she deleted them.
	She violated a court order, a subpoena.
	That's obstruction.
	That's contempt of court.
	And she destroyed evidence that was the subject of an ongoing FBI investigation.
	Federal investigation.
	That is obstruction of justice.
	Like we talked before, that's enough.
	I've lost respect for Karen because she's way off.
	There's nothing phallic in Hillary's sex drawer.
	Nothing.
	It's a very dangerous assumption.
	Um...
	Sorry, Karen.
	Sorry.
	You saw the ride.
	You bought a ticket anyway.
	Speaking of which, someone was saying that you and I got into a tiff that I wasn't aware of.
	That you were, like, disagree with me on something?
	Was it Saudi Arabia or something like that?
	Or some Muslim woman thing?
	And I was like, well, hold on a second.
	I love Karen.
	I don't even get into a tiff.
	Do a YouTube comment or something.
	I don't know.
	Am I getting this wrong?
	Oh, they were calling...
	I'm guessing they were calling me an Islam apologist.
	Oh, okay.
	Why?
	Right?
	And I mean, you can go and watch my interview on Dave Rubin's channel, Rubin Report.
	I took a lot of flack from that, essentially for saying, please, please, please stop telling feminists to go over there and fix things because they will not look just like Western feminists did during the suffrage era and all through that.
	They will not look at the other side of the coin.
	They will demand freedoms for women without any addressing of the obligations that men have.
	So they're going to be like, we want the same freedom for women that men have, but we want to keep that extra protection that women have that men have always provided and been expected to provide.
	That is how they will go in.
	I'm assuming that they assumed that you would take issue with My assessment of that.
	And the idea that, like, I don't think...
	I don't think that there's any culture in the world that is based on a pervasive, institutionalized hatred of women.
	I don't think that evolution allows for that.
	I don't know if I'd say hatred, but I certainly would say that women are second-class citizens.
	Suppression.
	Yes.
	Suppression of women.
	Oppression.
	I would call it different citizens.
	I wouldn't call it second class because if you're somebody who has constraints put on you that other people don't have, that would be second class treatment.
	But if you're also somebody who has extra protections that other people don't have, and protections within the law even, that other people don't have, then you're a first class citizen in that sense.
	So I would just, I always just try to say different citizen.
	I try to avoid using words like oppressed and misogyny.
	I would say...
	I understand.
	And I think it's a valid point.
	So if that's it, I certainly don't think there was a disagreement.
	I think people just don't understand.
	It's like we had Sally Cohen and Chris Titus on our show.
	Like, I don't know why people think we need to put some kind of a footnote if we don't agree 100% on everything.
	But I would disagree on that.
	Like, I would say in places like Saudi Arabia, you know, women would be second-class citizens.
	I think it's overused in the Western world, but I definitely would.
	And I know people say, well, there are so many, and they have more elected officials than we do.
	Yeah.
	It's irrelevant.
	Women are treated horribly there, and they don't really have any extra protections.
	But I do understand your point about going forward cautiously as opposed to trying to institute this sort of westernized version of feminism in these countries where that could be incredibly corrosive.
	Oh, it can.
	And, you know, like there was a university professor in Saudi Arabia who they actually have parity or slightly above parity in university for women in Saudi Arabia right now.
	But he did an informal poll of his female students asking them if they wanted the driving band lifted.
	And he said 80% of the female students said they did not want the driving ban lifted because it forced their men to treat them like queens and chauffeur them around and all of this stuff.
	And it prevented them from having opportunities to cheat.
	And they had all their own reasons for objecting to this.
	And the other 20% who wanted it lifted, that was not unconditional.
	That wasn't just like we just want to be able to drive.
	No, they wanted women-only lanes and all kinds of weird stuff that's completely untenable.
	Right.
	I would hazard to guess that if you actually went and polled men and women in Saudi Arabia and asked them what they felt about the driving ban, You would probably find more men who were in favor of lifting it than women.
	Oh, sure.
	I wouldn't disagree with that.
	But I do think it's important.
	You know, I think Carly Furen, actually, when she was on the program, it struck a chord with me.
	She said, I think any, I think feminism, or a feminist, sorry, rather, is any woman who has made the choice.
	And so I think it comes down to that.
	And I think, I understand where you're coming from.
	A lot of them don't want it now, but I think women need the choice to drive or not.
	I think women need the choice to wear makeup or not, to wear the hairdress or not, or to interact with a man without their husband or not.
	Here's the thing that they don't want to give up.
	If they have the choice, then their husbands can tell them to drive themselves.
	I agree with your point.
	Why do I have to do this?
	Right.
	But let's get rid of the gimme mindset of what I want.
	I'm just talking about an actual free society.
	Feminism could only exist.
	And I don't think that those things dispel the idea that still Islam is inherently less equality minded.
	I'm not interested in living under any system that's designed according to Sharia or Islam or anything like that.
	And I do think it's extremely harmful.
	But it's harmful on both sides.
	And, you know, there are benefits and disadvantages insofar as being a man or a woman under a system like that.
	And one thing that has always struck me about, just like there was, you know, in the 1850s in the West, right?
	There were benefits and disadvantages to being a woman and to being a man.
	What has always struck me about feminism is it focuses entirely on We're good to go.
	Forgive me, do you think that that can be more, and I think you're correct, do you think that can be more easily exploited in sort of a Western, really, for like a Christianized society because of treat women as the best among you as opposed to Islam?
	Like, no, it's all about subservience, where men that wanted to in the Western world were like, you know what, like you said, they didn't want to beat their wives.
	That was never okay.
	They didn't want to mistreat women because that wasn't really a common occurrence.
	So do you think it may be kind of like the immigration loopholes are more exploited by Westerners Toward Westerners who are sympathetic.
	Well, you have to understand, too, that we are probably five to six hundred years further along in our evolution as a society that's based on Christian values.
	They are behind us in terms of their social norms and their way of looking at things.
	I would suggest that if you want to Compare the West's attitude towards women even 100 years ago versus Islamic attitudes right now.
	You would actually have to go back several centuries in the West and look at the attitudes towards women back then and look at also the expectations that were placed on men.
	Back then, right?
	In order to make some kind of comparison.
	You will see in Islamic societies that women are to be treated like jewels and they are to be treated like goddesses and all of this stuff, right?
	I mean, there is a pedestalization of women and the idea of the virtuous woman, right?
	The virtuous Muslim woman.
	That's not to say that they don't have all kinds of really tribalistic and disturbing ways of dehumanizing women.
	Women and men who are not Muslim or not virtuous Muslims.
	But when you're looking at the way they view their own women, these men, they see themselves as being protective.
	It's infantilizing, yes.
	I think some of it, I think you're right in some of that, but certainly not where it's like, okay, you need four witnesses for rape.
	I think there are some systems set up in place there.
	Well, rape is a capital offense there.
	Yeah, it is, but nobody really gets tried.
	Okay, yes, they do.
	Except for the women who come forward.
	More women actually get jailed for coming forward and not having enough witnesses or being able to prove it at all.
	And I understand the point, and I understand we can get to the sort of, they use the term rape apologists now, when women, for Mattress Girl, or Virginia, right?
	Was it UVA? What was the...
	No, Mattress Girl was Columbia, and then it was Rolling Stone.
	Was that UVA? Anyway, so I understand that point to it.
	No, I think it's interesting.
	I think you're right.
	I think it would divert on some of those things.
	We'll have to have you back on and talk about that.
	But let's go back to Trump.
	How did we get...
	Well, no, because someone's like, oh, I don't care.
	And I was like, but I've never been in an argument with Karen.
	And so even if we disagree on that, I don't...
	This is the problem, too, with the...
	This is what I'm saying.
	I'm hoping that people can come together and understand the Leviathan that we are looking at with this bloated government and, of course, this political correctness, which was designed as a political tool of silencing dissent.
	People don't understand.
	Political correctness didn't just happen.
	Political correctness was developed to silence dissent.
	This was a proactive approach to making sure that people were conditioned in terms of language.
	So I'm hoping that people have...
	It's no different from blasphemy laws and things like that, right?
	I mean, that's essentially what it is.
	It's just power attempting to preserve itself through controlling language and ideas.
	That's right.
	So let's call it secularist religion.
	Put it that way, political correctness.
	It is a sacrifice at the altar of freedom in the name of progressivism.
	In the name of promoting the proper ideas, thoughts, and values.
	Right.
	Well, we don't have so much time now because it got so interesting.
	But my point is, even people like you and I might have disagreements on these issues, which really are minute compared to everything else.
	I'm hoping to see some healing take place.
	And this, too, since Donald Trump didn't win the popular vote, hoping to see it actually be a majority revolution.
	We must go soon.
	Do you think we will be there soon, Karen?
	Well, I don't know.
	I'd have to watch and see how well he performs.
	I mean, if he does a decent job, even if he just doesn't mess it up completely and sort of gets something done and doesn't start, I guess, a war with Russia or whatever, I think that he has the opportunity to...
	We have to let you go.
	We'll have to have you back, Karen.
	Girl Writes What on YouTube and on Twitter.
	We love you, sweetheart.
	Stay tuned.
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	Oh, that's clearly not a bomb, that's a menorah.
	Please take your arson device away from your bomb!
	I've already clarified that's not an arson device, whatever that means, and that's a menorah.
	I am Jewish, this is part of our celebration of the Festival of Lights.
	Hey, don't push your religion on me, pal!
	I'm just doing my job!
	It's clearly not a matter of pushing religion.
	I'm simply exercising my freedom of religion, and this is the holiday that my people celebrate.
	Listen, I don't got time for this!
	You can try and convert me from the clink!
	Clearly, I feel as though a miscommunication has taken place.
	I'm not trying to convert anyone.
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	Well, that was clearly a misallocation of resources.
	How are you still standing, you little...
	Well, my house has been bulletproof reinforced for years now.
	This is not my first experience with this.
	This has been Ben Shapiro.
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	Right.
	So, for people listening terrestrially, we have the studio here wrapped.
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	But we're not going corporate Fox News, CNN.
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	That's entertaining speculation, actually.
	At that point, it is divorce in name only.
	When was the last time you think they slept in the same bedroom?
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	That's a lot of decades to add up.
	I think Hillary's bed has the dog and Huma.
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	That's what I think.
	I really don't think that Bill and Hillary sleep together.
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	Grateful.
	This is the last segment.
	We're off radio, by the way, now.
	Not that we care about the FCC so much, but let me tell you a couple of things here.
	I always try and leave it with a nice takeaway, and people have said that it's been inspirational to them, and I appreciate it.
	I'm amazed that anyone is inspired by anything that I have to say sometimes.
	Sometimes I look in the mirror and I just want to punch the mirror so that I can take out a shard and just go, what are you?
	That was dark.
	Needlessly so.
	That was needlessly dark.
	That was a weird turn.
	Let me say something here.
	Andrew Klavan, I was thinking about this, has a remarkable skill.
	I've talked about this.
	He has a skill in a room where when you talk with Andrew Klavan, he is usually the smartest person in the room.
	If you can measure his IQ, he's very intelligent.
	It makes you leave that conversation feeling as though you were the smartest person in the room.
	That is an unbelievable skill.
	As a matter of fact, if I could have any people skill, that's probably the one I would take off the table.
	And I don't.
	I don't have it.
	So there really is a lot of value.
	If you think about people who are magnetic, generally speaking, in your life, people who you love, people who you appreciate.
	And I feel this way about, I mean, obviously my mom, obviously my father.
	I think a big part of it is serving.
	And I know this is going to sound silly, but, you know, we talk about this as Christians.
	A lot of people in different faiths talk about a servant's heart.
	And I do think when we look at millennials, we look at how obviously entitled they are and how disruptive they are and how unhappy they are.
	It all comes back to being so So self-focused.
	I mean, you see that same thing in the entertainment industry.
	We've talked about this.
	It is the one place that actually mirrors the false statistic of a 50% divorce rate that they've claimed.
	It's not true anywhere else.
	It's only true in the entertainment industry.
	As a matter of fact, it's almost 100% divorce rate for first-time marriages in the entertainment industry.
	Depression is at an all-time high with young people.
	Every single young person has some kind of a mental disorder, whether it's ADHD or Asperger's depression.
	It's hard to know what's true and what's not true anymore.
	But you do have a generation of people who are very, very unhappy, who have more at their fingertips than anyone else.
	And when you try and boil it down, and I was thinking about this today while I was driving, it really does come from a selfishness.
	It comes from not thinking about serving others.
	We've told young people for so many years, You need to have good self-esteem.
	We don't want to use a red pen because it might hurt your self-esteem.
	We don't want to keep score because it might hurt your self-esteem.
	We don't want to issue any type of serious challenges in your growing developmental phases because it might hurt your self-esteem.
	Whereas what previous generations believed, if you look at any, whether it's a religion, a faith, if you look at people who are philosophers, you gain self-esteem by esteeming others first.
	By serving others first.
	People who tend to be very straightforward in their thinking or people who are the least confused that I've known are people who have been in serving positions, whether it's missionaries, whether it's people who've done volunteer work, whether it's people who've just worked with non-profits, whether it's people who've simply found a calling which they've chosen to do over...
	I guess sort of a profit motive.
	There's nothing wrong with any of those things.
	The macro point here is you, well actually this whole idea of, we're talking with Lauren, finding myself in India.
	Do you know how you really find yourself?
	Do you know how you really find out what you're made of?
	Is how you react.
	How you act when you're helping others.
	What's your spirit toward that?
	What is your mindset toward that?
	Think about it.
	When you were a kid and your parents, hey, could you help your brother with?
	Could you help your sister with?
	How did you react?
	What's your gut instinct?
	And have you grown from that?
	We're all born selfish, horrible people.
	That's why people say, oh, I love children.
	I can't stand children.
	They're sticky, they're gross, and they're selfish.
	All they do is think about themselves.
	We're supposed to grow beyond that.
	That's what makes you an adult.
	If you're a parent, you're a husband, you're a wife, what you're supposed to do is put your wife first, put your husband first, put your children first.
	That's what makes an adult.
	The ability to esteem someone else before you.
	Now, generally speaking, this is seen in your direct family.
	But if you can actually live your life in a way where you focus on serving others before yourself, in my experience, that's just where I've seen people so happy.
	I haven't seen these people who serve others talk about finding their center at a yogi conference.
	I haven't seen people who've dedicated their life to serving others talk about how depressed they are or how lost they are.
	It really is a group of people.
	And I talk about this because Andrew Klavan's book, that's a big reason why it inspired it.
	He talks about his mental issues when he was younger and going to a psychiatrist and the help that he got.
	He was that guy.
	He was that neurotic, narcissistic guy.
	And he's one of the happiest people I know.
	And he's the kind of guy who gives you the shirt off his back.
	My dad was that way.
	My dad's probably one of the happiest people I know.
	As a matter of fact, when he got really mad, it was scary because it was relatively rare.
	My dad would do anything for my brother and I. And having that, being able to mirror that, and I didn't really know what I was mirroring.
	But boiling that down, I do hope that that helps some people out there.
	If you're at a point where you're confused, you don't exactly know whether to go left, right, fork in the road.
	Well, how am I going to improve my life?
	I don't feel good about myself.
	In nearly all of these cases, I'm not saying it's the answer, but taking some time to step back, especially going to the holidays, but taking some time to step back and just say, you know what?
	Maybe I don't need the answer.
	Let me take some time to serve others.
	Let me take some time to work on a servant's heart from my perspective.
	I think you will be surprised.
	And I've never known anyone who's done it, who has seen their life anything but improve with that.
	You esteem others first, you take that time, you make that your focus.
	Not good, Jared, you can get the...
	Yeah, it's coming.
	Gosh, you ruined it.
	I was on a roll.
	And it's something that I've struggled with and I could do better.
	That's absolutely true.
	But I do see that a lot, particularly with young people out there.
	Almost always they ask, hey, how can I improve this?
	Hey, how can I make a difference?
	And it's always involved with, what can I do?
	What kind of platform can I get?
	And I know that this sounds hypocritical because of what we do as entertainment.
	I get it.
	And it's narcissistic in nature.
	But rarely do people go, hey, how can I do this?
	how can I best serve other people first?
	How can I best serve an audience?
	How can I best serve America?
	How can I best serve my family?
	How can I best serve my community?
	It's usually how can I profit myself?
	How can I best serve myself by using the other people?
	If you reverse that, not only will you generally speaking do better, not only will you generally speaking, not always probably be more successful, but you will be a benefit to everyone else.
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