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Sept. 23, 2016 - Louder with Crowder
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#92 #BlackLivesMatter vs. AMERICA: Tommy Sotomayor and Literally Hitler | Louder With Crowder
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You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.
Politics.
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How about honesty in this country, folks?
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I don't like entertainment.
And a whole bunch of other stuff.
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You have a very unhealthy body.
You should have a horrible body image.
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I am your host, Stephen Crowder, louderwithcrowder.com for references, podcasts, and other tomfoolery.
Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
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Draw your own conclusions.
We're good?
We're good.
We're good.
We wish we were coming to you under better circumstances here this evening.
But we still have a pretty impressive show lined up for you, all things considered.
We have Tommy Sotomayor.
I know I'm not saying that properly.
Of course, noted, I guess you'd call him sort of black cultural commentator.
Perfect time with the riots going on and all of this.
Peaceful protest.
Yeah, well, okay.
Right off the bat, if you have any question as to the level of quality you should expect from this program.
Chael Sonnen, former UFC fighter, big Trump supporter, actually noted conservative.
You see him on Fox News as well.
He's going to Bellator, so there's some sports news and some political news, some insight I think he has on Hillary Clinton's health.
And then we have Courtney, as always, who will be on Courtney Kirchhoff talking about dating, talking about News of the Week, and literally Hitler.
Literally.
Literally, Hitler is going to be on.
Wow.
The Fuhrer on later.
We're going to have him live.
There was a big video about Hitler and Hillary Clinton this week that went semi-viral, so we're going to be talking with him.
A lot has happened this week.
Here's one thing.
We get some insight accidentally doing a once-a-week program.
So stop asking us to go daily, hashtag neighbor daily.
It's not going to happen.
But we didn't talk about the Chelsea bombing last week.
Because the show broadcasts Thursday night, and it happened Friday or Saturday.
And by this point in the week, no one even remembers it.
It's not even on people's radar.
Some would argue that's by design.
And why?
Well, because there's been an absolute outbreak of violence across the country.
Of course, Black Lives Matter.
We'll talk about Chelsea.
We'll talk about the celebrity stuff going on.
But we've got to get into this.
Listen, we're going to run a clip later on, a montage here.
So if you have children watching the show, I know sometimes you do.
It's not age-appropriate because we have to show you what's going on in Charlotte.
Of course, we had...
Was it Terrence Crutcherson?
Crutcherson?
Crutcher.
Crutcher.
Sorry.
Crutcher.
And then Keith Scott is the Charlotte situation.
People didn't wait for the evidence.
As this broadcast is going up, looks like the officer in the Crutcher situation has been charged with manslaughter.
I watched that.
I commented on Twitter saying, this looks odd, but it looks pretty damning if the video is correct.
Then more evidence came out, and of course, opinions change.
And Keith Scott, we don't know anything other than black officer involved, as far as we know.
Black police chief came out and said that this man had a gun.
Several reports have said that he did have a gun, and officers asked him to drop it repeatedly.
So, that is the setup.
And now, disgusting, life-altering riots taking place in Charlotte.
You know, I do think about Martin Luther King and you what?
And I'm not just saying a couple of isolated incidences.
We're talking about cars being tipped over.
We're talking about kicking homeless people because they're white.
Kicking them in the spine.
All of this you'll see.
We're talking about dragging white people.
There is a video right now in Charlotte of a gang of black young men.
I feel even awful calling them men, if you want to call them that.
Beating a white man in a parking garage, stripping him naked, and dragging him across the concrete.
Listen, if that were to happen with a group of white people and one black person, it's the kind of thing Roots was created for, but they couldn't show you that scene on television for the adaptation.
If a bunch of white guys beat, stripped, and dragged a black man across the concrete, if that happened once, this is happening Amass in Charlotte right now, if it happened once from white people to a black person, and it would be reprehensible, of course I wouldn't excuse it, it would be front page news everywhere to the point where they would be asking Donald Trump about it at the next press conference.
I don't think they'd even need to have a video for that to go viral.
Someone just say it.
And it is disgusting if it happens to anyone, of course.
But the point is, this is happening so much right now in Charlotte.
To put it into context, there are far more unarmed, innocent people who have been harmed in Charlotte probably since the beginning of this broadcast than will occur throughout the entire police force in the United States this year.
It's not even close.
And here's something that's also important.
We can see intent when you have these videos.
Even this woman, Betty, who shot Crutcher, manslaughter is like running someone over with a car.
She shot once.
It still doesn't mean she's a racist.
It still doesn't mean she's going out there shooting black people as people want you to believe simply because she hates melanin in the skin.
It doesn't prove that.
It proves maybe that women make crappy cops.
Like Jared was saying, they have to escalate force.
If we want to talk about de-escalation, well, you want to put the strongest guy in there, humanly possible, because he's got control over it.
You don't want to put a smaller, weaker woman for whom we had to lower the PT requirements, okay?
It proves anything that women make crappy cops.
Maybe she's a racist, maybe she's not.
But there is, without a doubt, racism occurring on a scale right now in Charlotte.
Here's the thing.
I watched this video, and I have to tell you, listen, I'm a Christian.
I have to hit my knees in prayer because I have to guard my heart against hatred.
When I see a guy getting stripped, beaten within an inch of his life, and dragged across the concrete by a gang of hooded bandana to black men...
I want to see those people hurt.
And I have to tell myself, of course this is not indicative of all black people.
And as a Christian, you have to believe that all of these men can be redeemed.
Of course I believe that, right?
But here's the thing.
Most millennials don't.
Millennials, the younger people out there right now, they weren't raised with Family Matters, Fresh Prince.
They weren't raised like we were in a post-racial America.
Black Lives Matter is carrying the Black Olympic torch.
And they're watching these videos.
And they're watching this unfold in Charlotte.
And guess what?
You're going to have more racists than ever.
Because people watch that and they want to see these thugs get blown away.
I mean, beating up a homeless guy.
Did you see that?
That's a Kubrick film.
We don't have the audio in our version.
You'll see why.
We couldn't.
We couldn't.
But if you were, I think that's one of the most damaging parts.
You hear the laughing and the gawking as they kick a homeless man to the ground.
You hear the laughing and the carry-on.
It's like someone did a funny magic trick.
It's like the moderate Muslims watching the lispy guy get thrown off the roof by the extreme Muslims.
It's that there are enough people in Charlotte watching a white 65-year-old homeless man getting kicked in the spine.
Again, the total is what matters.
I'm giving you some incidents to try and draw a personal connection, but there's more footage than you could watch in a lifetime.
You can hear the social disorders right now.
Why?
If only these people get so upset when this guy was shot and that guy was shot.
If only people could just get upset about life.
You know, we watched, my wife and I watched Free State of Jones last night.
And it just happened to be a coincidence.
My parents recommended it.
It was in the queue.
Pretty good film.
And you watch this, and my wife and I, you know, brings us to tears.
A black slave in an iron yoke, and you're watching it, and he finally gets free.
And all they want is to learn and read and vote, and they're voting Republican.
And we're watching it.
My wife and I are watching it going, oh my god, thank you.
You're rooting for this man.
Because it's a good man.
You don't even care that this is a good man, and you're rooting for him.
And then you go back to reality, and you see the perpetuating of every single negative stereotype from Black Lives Matter.
And by the way, when you look at the hashtags, these stereotypes, they're brought upon the community themselves, and if you try and reach beyond them, Ben Carson's not black.
Who else?
Herman Cain's not black.
They just say they're not black.
It seems the only barometer right now for Black Lives Matter, not all black people, Black Lives Matter, which is important.
You need to understand they're not even a majority, but they're given a platform because of a complicit media.
These people, their barometer for no longer being black is success.
And I'm so pissed off.
I'm so pissed off.
I hate that you have these new factions, the white nationalists, who completely destroy everything that we've tried to work up to build because we can have someone like a Tommy Sotomayor.
We can have an Alfonso Rachel.
There are plenty of black people out there, of course, who speak out and do so much good.
And so they're muddying the waters.
And then I'm furious with the people who are out there rioting and killing and destroying lives and shooting and bashing heads on the concrete Shame!
Shame!
If you're going to say I'm black and proud, you're making it about race, you're bringing shame to your race.
You're bringing shame to America.
You're making us a laughing stock on the national stage, on the international stage.
But you are.
If you're going to make it about your black...
You're bringing shame on you're black if you're wearing that t-shirt.
And it's such a far cry from what these people wanted when you watch these.
It's such a far cry if you look at MLK and you look at the Republicans and the people who worked with the Voting Rights Act.
For context, you know what?
Let's give you this speech and this montage.
Hopefully this hits a nerve.
It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed.
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal.
I have a dream That one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, Sweltering with the heat of oppression will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today And I know what that'll be.
That clip will be pulled, and guess what?
Just a couple of white guys in a den.
We don't know what we're talking about.
It's racist, right?
We'll be right back.
Hey, Jared, what are you doing?
Shooting bad guys.
With what?
By AR-15.
Where'd you get it?
AR-15.com.
Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.
AR-15.com.
That's better.
They sell guns now?
Yeah, they do.
Are they any good?
They're the best.
Where from?
AR-15.com.
Kapoor!
Did you really make that sound?
Didn't have the budget for sound effects.
Kaboow!
Kaboow!
Oh, there's another one!
Kaboow!
You shot him!
With what?
AR-15!
From where?
AR-15.com.
Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?
Turbots and burkas.
Kaboow!
That's racist!
And now for the adventures of the white privilege boy. . . . .
All right there now, Timmy, I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.
Come on, let's move.
Well, gee, officer, I'm sure sorry.
Can I just go back to my car?
No, no, I want you to follow my instructions.
Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.
But, officer...
Can't I just get my PCP? Nah, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick.
Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal.
Oh, boy!
I'm in a freebase!
Oh, those boys!
What pickle will they find themselves in next?
Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
Glad to be back.
Sorry for depressing people.
We're reading the Twitter.
People are like, I'm so depressed.
We're sorry about that.
By the way, I do want to correct.
It was Black Lives Matter.
The kick happened in London with the homeless guy.
Oh, really?
Okay.
So everything else you saw was Charlotte.
So I think the point remains.
By the way, London, not exactly.
Are we supposed to believe that officers in London do the systemic racism of the United States?
The blood of the slaves in the fields of the United States.
I think so.
It's somehow run all the way over to London.
I dealt with that in Canada where you have kids trying to act like they were from Memphis.
Like Drake is a half-Jewish, buttersoft bitch who played the paraplegic who couldn't outrun the school shooting in Degrassi.
And now he's rapping first name greatest.
From Memphis.
By the way, just to know how wimpy rap has become, do you know the lyrics?
No.
It's last name ever, first name greatest, boy like a sprained ankle ain't nothing to play with.
A sprained ankle?
They used to be talking about Gats.
You won't even play with a sprained ankle?
This is the street cred now?
Sounds like a basketball problem there.
It sounds like a basketball problem.
Yet again, more proof that basketball players...
You know what a sprained ankle is in hockey?
It's a season game.
It's every single season game.
We're going to have Tommy Sotomayor coming up after the break, and then, of course, literally Hitler.
Here's something interesting that happened this week.
People were asking me to say, when I say, of course, say, chink.
And it's true.
We do notice that whenever I do an impression of something, it bleeds in.
Remember with Donald Trump, I was saying frankly?
Frankly, truthfully, quite often.
And now with chink, I've been saying, of course, because for people who don't know, I will sit there and just listen for you to chink.
Non-stop.
Like a morphine drip.
And then you check yourself into the Institute.
Yes, exactly.
For a few days.
Then you check yourself into...
Like Heath Ledger.
To Arkham Asylum.
Rest in peace.
Barack Obama went in front of the UN this week.
God bless him.
And...
When you're the boy who cried globalism, that's the buzzword now, it doesn't mean anything when it's actually happening.
Let's roll this clip.
Not Donald Trump.
Barack Obama was before the UN... And in so many words, you'll hear him here saying, basically, we're going to give up freedoms of the United States in order to appease the international community.
That's globalism.
Here's what globalism sounds like.
Sometimes I'm criticized in my own country.
We're professing a belief in international norms and multilateral institutions, but I am convinced that in the long run, giving up some freedom of action, not giving up our ability to protect ourselves or pursue our core interests, but binding ourselves to international rules over the long term enhances our security.
No, it doesn't.
You ass.
It does not do that at all.
And here's the...
Now, people always say, globalists!
When you say globalists are taking over your water, when you say globalists are taking...
Listen, that's a buzzword that's thrown around so much nowadays.
And you hear, you know, this election is about nationalists versus globalists.
Well, I understand that.
Let's stop using the buzzwords.
This election, for a lot of people, and I would say correctly, is about do you believe in the United States as a wonderful country, that shining city on a hill, as Reagan described it?
Or do you think that...
The one world government, that appeasing the UN is more important.
It's about those priorities, absolutely.
But this is a man right there sitting before what is effectively a global government, an international governing body, who, by the way, have no...
The UN might as well be called the We Hate the United States and Israel.
Club.
Club.
That's really what it is.
And I can see the anti-Semites coming out.
By the way, we did this Hitler video this week, was surprised at some people who like Hitler and were furious.
I'm okay with those people being mad at me.
That's a good crowd to have hate you.
Yes, it's a good crowd to have hate you.
This is globalism.
It's not hidden.
It occurs right before your eyes.
You don't need the conspiracy because this is actually occurring in real time.
Let me give you another example of globalism.
This is funny, too, because you have these alt-right people sometimes who go, well, we're nationalists, you know, and then they come after us and say, well, why are you a climate denier?
First off, we're not climate deniers.
The Earth has warmed about 1.5 degrees since the 1800s.
Fine.
Humans could be contributing to it.
Fine.
Am I a denier that 192 countries who sign on to a globalist policy like the Kyoto Protocol would At all stop the Earth's atmosphere from rising another 1.5 over the next century?
Of course you're not.
Of course I deny that.
If people want to look to some kind of globalism and then claim that they're scientists and accuse people of being science deniers, read up on the Kyoto Protocol.
292 countries have signed on.
It will literally kill people.
I'm not misusing literally.
It will kill people through, of course, skyrocketing energy costs.
Of course, these people, the Kyoto Protocol, they want an international governing body to be able to tell you what cars you can drive, what kind of energy factories can use, quotas and caps on what kind of products can be created or what kind of farming can take place depending on carbon emissions.
Once you let them through that back door, You're going to have 192 countries telling the United States and its citizens that you can no longer drive your SUV or buy petroleum products.
You don't need to look for a conspiracy for globalism.
You just need to see what they're saying right in front of you.
And I was there at these climate summits.
Well, people say, well, you're a science and I am.
I will never back down from this.
I was there at the Cancun Climate Summit when Ted...
Not Ted Kennedy, gosh, no.
He killed a girl, though.
I was there when Ted...
I was like, Ted Nugent?
What's wrong with him?
Ted Turner.
Ted Turner, CNN, asked the panel, the committee, to consider implementing China's one-child policy to curb climate change.
Literally.
Not misusing literally.
Communist China's one-child policy in order to curb carbon emissions from an overpopulation problem that is not occurring.
Overpopulation is not a problem.
It's not the issue that we thought it was going to be.
First off, it's sort of self-negating.
Secondly, we have plenty of space.
So this is the Obama-UN quote.
I don't know for you.
I was sitting there watching it with my mouth going...
And then my mouth closed, and I said, well, that makes sense.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
It sounds about right.
That seems about like Thursday.
That sounds like something he would say.
This is the same guy.
You know, it took...
These are people who are willing to go right ahead.
Oh, what do I have?
A UN speech?
Well, let me go over there and give up some rights.
But it takes them five days to admit that an Islamic...
It's five days to use the word bomb.
You like to think the grown-ups are in charge?
There are no grown-ups.
You're just as...
We're just as grown-up.
Maybe...
Okay.
Bad example.
But you're just as much of a grown-up as Barack Obama, only he was smoking crack with his domestic terrorist in college.
This is everything you hated of social justice warriors, and he's your president.
You're getting what you deserve.
Tommy Sotomayor?
Tommy Sotomayor!
Tommy Sotomayor!
Stay tuned or you're racist.
Skittles.
Taste the imaginary racism.
And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.
Now, okay, Timmy, Bobby, and Johnny, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
I need you to put your guns down.
Can't I just keep my gun on me trained on you for just a little longer?
Yeah, please.
Now, boys, you know I'm not supposed to let you do that.
Oh, come on.
All right, just make sure it's unloaded.
Nope!
Okay, now, okay, now, at least enough attack, right?
You're blinding my eyes.
What am I going to do with you, you little rapscallions?
Ow!
Oh, those boys!
What pickle will they find themselves in next?
Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
Welcome to the White Privilege Boys.
That was the music of Pogo, of course.
Great friend of the show.
Another man who I hope becomes a friend of the show.
First-time guest.
You can follow him on Instagram, Twitter, TJ Sotomayor.
I know him from YouTube, Sotomayor TV. We had Phil Advise on, the Advise show, and people were saying, all right, if you're going to have this guy on, you're going to have to have Tommy Sotomayor on.
So, Tommy, thank you for being with us, sir.
Oh, no problem, Stephen.
Thanks for having me.
No, we're super happy to have you here.
Now, I had seen your stuff before, and people after Phil Advise were saying this would be a great counterpoint.
And I looked up your stuff, and even though you're not expressly political, you get into a lot of the cultural issues regarding the black community.
You sort of waded into Colin Kaepernick, and you...
You did a video that caught my attention where you said black people are safer around white people than black.
Am I misquoting that?
No, a lot of us feel safer, and the reason why is because violence isn't something that is shunned amongst black people.
As a matter of fact, you see all of this rioting going on, and I hope we're going to get into that in Charlotte, but you don't see any of this rioting going on when the blacks are killing the blacks, or when you look at something like Chicago right now, when you have over 500 people so far this year murdered.
You'd assume that they'd be out there rioting saying that black lives matter then.
But apparently they don't when blacks are killing and murdering blacks.
So how can I feel safer around the same people who feel like, at the drop of a hat, I can kill you or maim you?
Well, it's funny because you say this at one time.
You know, we had Larry Elder on and we had Phil Advise on it.
One time for anyone to say this would be, you're an Uncle Tom or, of course, me with my white privilege, I'm a racist.
So...
Why is it, though, you're pretty popular.
Do you feel like there's a swinging of the pendulum where a lot of black people are in agreement with you saying, yeah, we've got to do something about this?
A lot of black people are tired.
We've been basically held hostage to the idea of you'll be called a sellout or Uncle Tom or a coon.
They will literally call you.
It's like the liberal social justice warriors.
Have you ever tried to have a discussion with them?
If they don't like your point or if your point is factual, the way to get around it is to call your name.
Yeah, that's true.
It is very true.
We have, in fact, gotten into it with said social justice warriors.
So, like this week, a good example.
We have two situations.
We have Terrence Crutcher.
Am I pronouncing that?
Crutcher, Crutcher.
I always pronounce it wrong, being French-Canadian.
And then Keith Scott.
Keith Scott, of course, which has now led to the riots, as you've talked about, in Carolina.
What's your take on those, as far as what's happened?
And is it indicative of systemic racism?
Okay, now I don't believe it's indicative of systemic racism, but you do have a problem with the fact that these police aren't trained, number one, and I talked about it on my radio show last night.
The police aren't trained very well, and number two, you have both sides which fear each other.
Imagine, if you were a black kid and you were raised by your black mother usually, And your black mother told you, beware of those cops like Coyne Grimes, the woman who was shot in Baltimore, how she was telling her son at the age of five to fight the cops.
Now you grow up having this distrust, mistrust of the cops.
Imagine if you're on the other side, if you're a young white kid, and you grow up and you see the rap videos and you see the news, and they're telling you that these people are bad.
Now one grows up to be a cop.
One grows up to run the streets.
They both don't like each other from the time they were little.
So we have to address this from both sides because both sides are telling the other side that they're bad and then you're just running them out in the street like it's a jump ball in basketball and seeing who wins.
But many cases, though, we do see like Keith Scott, you know, a black police officer, a black police chief, or you see like with Baltimore.
I think you're right in most scenarios.
My dad was raised in Detroit, right, during the Detroit riots.
And he would say this, and I know people are going to get mad when I say this, or again, say that we're racist.
He was part of when they did the integration, you know, the cross-district busing integration system.
And my dad said, you know, he remember having a talk with his father, my grandfather, who actually ran reconnaissance in Detroit.
He was in the Air Force, and he would run reconnaissance because of all the snipers on the roof.
And him and his mom said, listen, you're going to go to school and you're going to see a lot of kids, different colored skin to you.
They look just like you.
Just go up and say hi.
And they beat the crap out of them.
He did not have a good experience.
And that bred more racism in Detroit and white flight than ever before.
So there was that.
But I do think sometimes there are some people who are taught, hey, these are good people.
Be nice to them.
And then it just takes a few life experiences where it's not reciprocated.
Why do you think, Steven, I'll ask you from your side, why do you think we don't address that?
Like, we will address a woman who says, I don't date any more guys from this city because she had a bad experience.
And nobody will get mad at her for saying it.
We will address a woman who says, oh, I don't date any guys who, whatever.
Other people are allowed to have a life-changing experience, but white people, no matter what happens to them, I've watched so many court cases.
There was one in Tennessee in particular.
A white father had to sit there and not only know that his daughter was raped and murdered and thrown in the trash can, but all these black people were claiming racism with the cops, and the evidence showed that he did it, but he couldn't say the same thing.
But if a white person killed my daughter or anybody in my family, I can come out and say those damn white people.
Right now, I can say whatever I want to about white people all over social media and never have a fear of being put on CNN or Fox News or wherever.
But you say it, you're immediately done.
And it doesn't matter what it is that precipitated you having that fear.
I got so much flack that Jared and I were laughing because of corn gains.
I'm sorry.
We'll get to the ones that occurred this week.
Corn gains is cut and dry.
That was child abuse.
That woman was a child abuser, the way she was treating your kid.
I got flack because we ran a clip and we missed it and I said, do you hear her repeatedly yelling, you go fight the asses!
You go fight the asses!
That's exactly what she said.
People were like, well, you know, you don't have to do the racist impression.
I mean, if I do an impression of Bill Cosby, and we do, no one says that's racist.
I do an exact reenactment of what she said to her son, and people were more mad about that being racist than the fact that she was basically advising her son to get into a fistfight with the police officers.
Now you know what I'm dealing with as a black man.
They have come to my page when I'll do a video on a woman.
She could drown eight kids, stab five more, and burn two.
But if I say one thing...
Who is this woman?
I want to avoid her block when it comes to trick-or-treating.
I used to date her in college, but that's another story.
The point is I will speak about this and say one word that they don't like.
And in the presence of that word, they will forget that the woman had done all of this vicious stuff.
And they say, oh, you're a self-hater, which I don't understand, because even if I hated all black women, how does that translate into I hate myself?
Even if I hated all short black people, how does that mean I hate myself?
That's another thing that liberals do when these social justice warriors.
They just give you a title, and the title's supposed to scare you off of telling the truth.
And that's what happened with you.
The woman's a child abuser.
Yeah, the one was a child abuser, and the cops were, I mean, there are instances, like when I talked about, I remember the Eric Garner case, as someone who does grappling, I'm like, well, you know what, that cop didn't need to do the cross face, that was the guy on a power trip.
The guy who was the therapist with the autistic person shot in the arm, I'm going, now, I don't think that was racism, I think that was a very nervous rookie cop who had no idea what he was doing.
Again, even if they make a mistake, and there are many instances where they do, then you have to get to the question of intent.
And I think more times than not, the intent is not, let's go lunch a black guy today.
It's either an accident, or there could be definitely some police officers who are more scared.
For example, we can talk about Terrence Crutcher.
Well, PCP in the car.
We don't know if there's PCP in a system, but I know police officers, many in Detroit, who've dealt with people on PCP. You deal with one guy on PCP. It's going to change the way you approach perps forever.
I talked about the young lady, and her name is Betty Shelby.
I spoke about her, and I said, well, she entered the scene first.
A small woman like that and a big man like that, if you notice, she never switched weapons, which means she started off having her service weapon trained on him.
Not...
Her taser.
Right.
Which, you know, she understood that she's walking into a situation where she's outmanned, so she pulled out the final solution instead of the lead up to the final solution.
Because there's pepper spray, there's tasers, there's other things that you can do.
But because she was by herself, she started off that way.
And by the way, for people who don't know, if you're on PCP, you don't feel tasers.
You're almost impervious to pain.
Specifically PCP. Again, we don't know if it was in a system.
We know it was in the car.
But that changes everything in regards to non-lethal options.
Right, but they didn't know that that was there.
So we do have to say that they didn't know all this was afterwards.
But when she came up on him, she was by herself.
So she went to the final solution knowing that he's so much bigger than me.
If I try to tase him, he could do a whole bunch of stuff.
I think what happened was what you said, which is fear.
She had fear going into it and never thought everyone else has their taser pulled.
I don't.
I think she honestly thought That she had what they had.
Because they all had their tasers.
She started off with her gun.
Yeah, and I think that's an example of a mistake.
But the only thing I tweeted out about that, and we've talked about this more today, was I saw the video.
I said, at first glance, this looks pretty damning, and hopefully truth and justice is served.
I had only seen the video of the shooting because that's what was being shown.
Then I saw the video, the 30-second video of, you know, many police officers coming out, drawing their weapons, and him walking for a good 30 seconds backward to the car.
I do know enough about police work that no one will ever say, put your hands where I can see them and walk back 30 paces away from me.
They're going to say, get on the ground.
So there must have been, and this is what they've said, some commands, hey, hands up, get on the ground.
They would not advise him to go back to his car.
becomes, I don't believe the cops.
They're lying.
But it's pretty easy to look at protocol with that and say, all right, this cops would have told him, stay where you are.
They would have never told him to back off.
And it seems like an unfortunate situation.
But again, people run.
You see that with white people all the time.
These kind of situations occur all the time.
Is it indicative that that woman hated him because he was black and wanted to shoot him?
I would say no.
As of now.
And I had some of the family members call into my show last night, and I don't know how much truthfulness is in their statements, but they claim that he was told to go back to the car.
And I kept saying, well, that doesn't make any sense why he would be told to go back to the car.
Please go back where you may have a weapon.
It's not for a call.
Right.
But then there's also people on the other side are saying, well, and I don't know if you've heard it, but there was the 911 call from the lady who said that he said the car was about to blow up.
So they were saying specifically the cops believe that he may have had a bomb in there.
And I said, well, that didn't make any sense either because they would have never trailed him to the car where the bomb was.
So a lot of the initial reports are contradicting themselves.
Now they're finding out that he had just gotten off a nine-year jail stint.
Which they were making him out to be a pastor and that he had done nothing.
But he had literally just gotten out of jail in May.
He had three active warrants on him.
And I'm like, I don't know what to believe right now.
But what I do know is that even the fact that the woman took one shot, we do know.
And I talked to a lot of cops who called into my show last night.
They do the double tap.
She only shot once.
I think she realized she shot a bullet instead of a taser.
And that's why she didn't shoot again.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Well, it's funny, too, because people talk about this.
Whenever you get your concealed carry course, I don't know if you ever have, they say, hey, listen, this is why you want a bigger caliber, because people on a jury, they don't know if it's a.22.
They don't know if it's a.32.
They just see nine rounds in the body, so you're better to get.245.
There are different schools of thought on that, but again, one shot is important.
Some of this is news to me.
I'd love to see more on this.
I didn't know about the jail stint yet.
You certainly don't see it anywhere, and I'm pretty on top of the news.
Now we go to Keith Scott.
There's no video.
This is what's, again, spawned more of the riots in Charlotte.
Charlotte, yes.
Charlotte, okay.
So they went from tranny bathrooms, that was the protest, to now this.
There's always something going on in Charlotte.
What's your read on this one?
The officer said, again, black officer, black police chief saying he was armed, and then what bothers me is the immediate reaction is cops lie about everything.
Yep.
Now, again, it goes back to what you were saying about your father.
Sometimes when you've had bad incidences, you will jump to that bad thing just to protect oneself.
If you get bit by one snake, you're probably going to think they're all venomous, even though it's just the one.
I think a lot of the people are jumping to these incidences and these thoughts because maybe they've seen enough lies I forgot we have to go to a commercial break.
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Sorry to cut you there.
You were talking about Keith Scott and people's own personal experiences.
I understand it's horrible, obviously, for people to generalize and assume that all black people are criminals.
On the flip side, when you see, if you look on Twitter...
Or you look on social media, there is an absolute, I guess, sort of, people are just apathetic if you just generalize that all cops are killers and they're lying and they're planting evidence.
People just seem to be okay with that narrative right now.
You know, I will say something on the opposite side.
Where I have a few white followers, and I've done videos where I call black people niggly bears and all kinds of stuff.
Go ahead, laugh.
I can laugh.
I can't say it, but I've never even heard that before.
Yeah, they were like, oh, this is awesome.
This is hilarious.
Well, I called the woman who shot the guy in Tulsa, Snow Pig.
So, the same white followers who had been following all of my stuff, me talking bad about black people for years, saw one title and said, I didn't know you were racist.
I said, whoa, wait a minute.
All of that stuff I've been saying about black people, you are okay with that?
The word snow pig bothered you?
So I think it's on both sides.
People are okay with what you say as long as it's backing them.
So a lot of the blacks are okay with saying all cops are bad when the first people they call when something goes wrong is who?
The cops, those same bad cops that you assume are going to come to shoot you.
But it goes away on the other side, too.
As a black guy, when I come out with a conservative point of view, white people are patting me on the back.
Good job, brother!
But if I say one thing...
Then they don't agree with, they're like, well, you're just like the rest of them.
And I was like, what just happened?
Yeah, there is an outrage culture on the right, too, that really bothers me.
I've gotten that, too.
And although I've never used the term niggly pig, but I've definitely noticed that, where they get mad about one issue.
You know, even if I'm like, man, I don't like that Trump wants to, you know, you look at the libel laws, he goes, oh, you want Hillary to win?
No, I don't.
But it's perfectly within the bounds of reason to say this is very upsetting for a Republican candidate.
Yeah.
And that is...
I will tell you, this is a true story.
It happened at a conservative news network.
I mean, news network that leans more conservative.
And there was a guy who came in.
And I swear to you, I don't think he was racist.
What he said was blatantly racist.
I don't think he...
He didn't mean it in a hateful way.
He meant it as a compliment.
And he went up to my black friend who had just gotten done talking sort of about Black Lives Matter.
And this guy went up to him, I swear to you.
And he said, Hey, man, I just wanted to shake your hand.
After Obama, it's good to hear a black man say the truth for once.
And I sat there, and I know what he meant to say.
Now, my friend was like, Oh, thank you.
And he knew.
And the guy, they talked for 20 minutes.
He could have easily gone to the NAACP and filed suit.
Sometimes white people just, they say the wrong thing.
But they get offended easily, too.
And it's sad.
It's also silly, the outrage culture.
Yes, and that's the problem right now.
The first thing that people jump to, they don't wait for information.
They don't wait for facts.
They jump to the cops were lying.
And I'm with you on that.
I think that is a horrible precedent to set for your children, for your neighborhood, for your community.
Because you can't work with a group of people that you believe Or blatantly lying on you every time something happens.
You don't want to know the truth because the truth in your mind is always they're lying.
This guy was innocent.
You don't care about his background.
You don't care about the cops background.
I think that makes it very difficult because I made a video a while ago and people got mad at me and then a lot of the police departments around the country had started to share this video and then the police officers had told on them and said they're sharing this racist guy's video and I said It gets to a point where if I was a white cop, I would just wait on everything to die down in a black neighborhood and just show up and pick up the body.
I would not go knowing that if I did my job, they're immediately going to say, you did it wrong.
Wasn't it funny how they don't wait for any evidence when it comes to this, but it took them, what, three days before they were willing to use the word bomb with the Chelsea attack?
It really is.
It is something that is absolutely unnerving.
But, yeah, it's funny.
They pick one thing, and then you lose them.
Which is sad, because someone like you can make a lot of headway, and someone like you can reach a lot of people who haven't had ears to hear this kind of thing.
I think that's why a lot of people, they saw the Phil Advise debate and said, you have to have this guy on the other side of the coin.
You just mentioned earlier, you talked about sort of...
You mentioned fathers in a way that I thought, oh, okay, you said, you know, usually by their mom, raised by their mom, talking about single mothers in the black household.
We talked about that with Larry Elder, and then we had Phil Advise on, and he was saying, well, it's not exclusive to the black community.
I said, statistically, yes, it is.
Statistically, there's a problem with the black community, fatherless households.
He goes, so you're saying that all black people have no dads?
I said, no, that's not what I said.
I said, statistically, it is an anomaly in the black community, fatherless households.
Can we speak honestly about that?
And I think I was...
I was accused of being a racist or something.
But you just touched on that.
What do you do about it?
And what have your experiences been with that when talking on that issue?
I talk about it all the time.
I have a film coming out called The Fatherless America.
And what I concentrate on mostly in my discussion is how the lack of reasoning is coming in the black community because you have a lack of the person held accountable.
The person normally held accountable in the household?
A man.
You ever notice that we get cut from the football team?
If we say something to somebody they don't like and they punch us, they tell us, you shouldn't have said anything.
So we're accountable for All of our actions.
Something happens and we gotta stay accountable for it.
Even if we have, if I have five kids that I can't take care of, and she has five kids that she can't take care of, where both of us get help from the state.
She get housing from the state, I get housed in the state.
It's a situation to where men are held accountable.
So if you have a whole bunch of women who are not held accountable raising the children, the children themselves grow up to be unaccountable for their actions.
And that's what you're seeing out in the streets with a lot of these.
He's robbing the bank or he was robbing someone's house.
They shot him, but he didn't do nothing.
There was literally a story about a guy who had broken into a woman's house.
She shot him and the family came out on television.
I issue not.
They came out on television and said he had just started college and he needed some clothes to look fresh.
I said this!
And I'm looking at all these women, and I want you to pay attention, Steven.
Every time you see a shooting of a young black male, the crowd that they interview is literally a whole bunch of women.
Like, where the hell are the men?
It's so funny, though.
I will tell you this.
I've heard of white people being out of touch with black culture, but that's ridiculous.
When I got in trouble, it never even occurred to me to say, well, I had to steal.
I needed to look fresh.
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What's the origin of Sotomayor?
Where is that from?
Panama.
Panama.
See, I would not have guessed that.
But I would have pronounced it incorrectly.
It was Sotomayor.
Yeah, you know, it's...
Even English-wise, you guys pronounce it correctly.
It's Sotomayor.
Oh, shoot.
Sotomayor.
I know most people can't say it, so I just...
Sotomayor.
Now I sound like Japanese.
Sotomayor.
And we're going to get letters.
And people are going to say we're racist against Japanese people.
We're racist against all of the above.
It is...
I will say, like, there is...
Let me ask you this serious question, because we're talking about that sort of, oh, I need to do to look fresh for college.
Here's the crazy thing.
That woman was comfortable enough making that excuse because she knows enough people in her life who will be like, yes...
Like, yes, normal.
No, like, it's not.
That's the problem to me.
It's not that she said it, but she's not even surrounded by one person in her life who would say, huh?
Stephen.
Milwaukee, Kilwaukie as they like to call themselves, had an incident and the sister of the man who was shot got in front of television.
CNN also ran the lie in which she was calling for peace.
No, she wasn't.
She said, don't burn our stuff down.
Go burn down the white people's stuff.
And you wonder why white people would be afraid of black people when they just stood there in front of a group of black people and said, don't burn our stuff down.
Go burn theirs down.
And the people were like, yeah.
She said...
We need our stuff.
We need our weed.
What?
Did she say weave or weed?
Weave.
The women need weed in their head.
They need this.
It is something that they cannot live without.
And she said this to a crowd of people and nobody said, well, that's stupid.
Well, that's because of his next run for presidency, Bernie Sanders.
Weaves are human rights!
Believe me, you'll see it in his issues list.
Yeah, again, there's no one around them to just say, eh, maybe go a different direction.
Let me ask you this, because you talk about it and they wonder why white people are afraid.
Okay, I was raised in Canada, Montreal, very much a post-racial America, post-racial Canada.
We were talking about this.
Family Matters, Fresh Prince, some of the biggest sitcoms when we grew up.
It wasn't black people.
It was white people who loved these shows.
Fresh Prince, the dad was a judge.
Family Matters' dad was a cop.
Do you think those could be made today?
No, because you have to remember the downslope of black people were after the Cosby show.
Black people had started to resent the Cosby show because they said, that's not real.
That's not realistic.
Also the rape.
That'll leave a sour taste in one's mouth.
Get over that.
But the point is, you looked at it and you said, these people are really wanting more real representations of black people.
And if you notice, real means criminal element.
There are black kids right now who are in college who can't get their parents to give them enough money to buy books or to get their family to pool together money to buy books.
But there are guys who are doing four years in jail, and the whole family gets together every month to make sure he can have money on his books to get some cigarettes or whatever it is.
So the dynamic in the black community, think about rappers.
Rappers, in order to do music, have to lie about having a criminal past.
And what other...
Right.
In prison, oh my gosh, I killed so many people, the blood will never wash out of my fingers.
Hey, roomie.
You know, prison and rap.
And I do wonder, because we were talking about that, when we were raised, and if you look back sort of in the 80s and the early 90s, there were plenty of black characters in sort of quote-unquote white shows, and it wasn't even really thought of.
It wasn't even like this is a token black.
It was just one of the friends, one of the kids.
Nowadays, that's not the case at all.
It is entirely divided.
And I will say that I do think, and I am curious as to someone like you who seems to be awakened as a black person, as a white person, I do worry that my kids will be raised In a more racially divided America than I was.
It seems like they've regressed.
Do you feel that way?
That there's more racial division now than say 15 years ago?
I think it's being pushed.
Last night I talked on my show about the fact that there are more whites killed by the police every year than blacks killed by the police every year.
But those stories don't make the liberal news because the agenda that's being pushed, that doesn't fit the narrative.
The narrative is, if you divide America, then you can put all types of policies in place to be able to lord over Americans, and we're not understanding it.
Racism is a minute issue.
But they make it the major issue.
If you think about it, they got mad when Lil Wayne said, racism rarely hits me if ever.
I can't remember.
Well, they got pissed off at this black guy with these dreads and tattoos on his face saying, that rarely hits me.
I don't see it.
A lot of blacks have no idea what the other blacks in the streets are.
I'm more pissed off that our black guest said Lil Wayne the white way.
He said Lil Wayne.
Lil Wayne.
Anyway, 50 cents and Lil Wayne.
That's right.
Listen, you look at these people and you say, the majority of black people do not have this experience.
The ones that are out there running around throwing bottles and stuff like that, they'll go to their jobs the next day, they're their white employer.
And their white employer can't fire them, even though they saw them jumping up and down.
He's like, like Bob's calling him into the office, uh, uh, Jermarcus, um, I think I sucked on televising yesterday.
Those shoes work for you.
They look to be freaking nice on that windshield.
Like he can't fire them because he's racist.
And even with me doing that voice, and I did that on purpose, notice that blacks are able to, black comedians can make the joke about the white voice, joke about the white walk, joke about all things about white people and white audience members have to laugh.
But if you're a white comedian, you do that same joke.
What happens?
Oh, but I find it hilarious.
That's one thing.
I hate when the right reacts.
I'm like, why can they do it?
It's like, well, because it's funny.
So just do it on the other side and be funny.
They're like, why can they say the N-word?
Because they can.
So just do something where you can be funny.
So I don't like the outrage on either side, but it is hypocritical, obviously.
I will say, you know, I didn't...
It didn't even really cross my mind as much in Canada, and I don't want to use his name in case he's listening, but I remember in Canada, here's a funny thing, right?
The Ebonics, that sort of talking, there's a history of, you know, it goes from southern slavery and then into inner cities where people learn to speak a certain way.
Well, that's not a part of the history in Canada.
There's no way that someone should, like, you know, Drake, who is, sorry, a half-Jewish, buttersoft bitch from Toronto, should sound like he's from Memphis.
Like, that's fake, okay?
And I had a kid, there were four black guys, I think five black girls in my graduating class, and he just kind of talked like, you know, Canadian.
And then I remember hearing, like, a mixtape, and I remember his song, I'm going to have to say Bush, it was like, You know I got that swag!
And I'm sitting there, I'm like...
Is that Jay?
From high school?
And he was doing it to sound like a black guy from the United States in the inner city.
It was entirely fake.
So the thing that bothers me is, obviously, when you have people like Sean King and Rachel Dolezal competing to be black, they're competing for a culture that at this point might be entirely fabricated.
Yeah, the whole thing is, you look at where, and I say this and this pisses a lot of people off, I talk about how blacks speak in America, and I think it's weird because you can see an Asian or Mexican coming to the country, first generation, speak perfect English, yet we've been here for 400 years and people keep giving us an excuse.
I think that's the problem I have with liberals.
Liberals keep giving blacks an excuse to fail.
They don't hold them accountable for anything, and that pisses me off.
You're treating them like puppies, like animals.
It's gotten worse.
It's definitely gotten worse because even my dad, who, again, was raised in Detroit, and when we were raised, all the black kids we knew, I mean, listen, everyone has different twangs to their voice, but it definitely was not, again, that divide, like lingo now that's clearly been invented by the rap community.
It's definitely worse with kids now raised on the Drakes, the Lil Waynes, than even kids from the Run-DMC days in the 90s.
There was a semblance of, okay, here's our commonality with the English language.
It used to be where the guy would speak a certain way in rap, and then he wouldn't speak like that.
I mean, country singers do it all the time.
Garth Brooks doesn't talk like he sings.
He's a completely different guy.
You can listen to the guy who used to sing, it wasn't me, Shaggy.
He has no accent.
He said he learned that in the military.
Oh, gosh.
You understand it for music, but now these guys, like Plais, is a very educated guy, but whenever he gets in front of the television or microphone, he has to pretend he's not.
He has to pretend he speaks a way in which he doesn't.
And what you're doing is communicating to the people watching you that this is Norman amongst black people.
It's this is life.
If you don't speak like this, other blacks will tell you you're not black.
Black kids have gotten picked on, you're sounding white, acting white, and you've gotten beaten up for just speaking English properly.
Yeah.
Were you going to say something?
The whitest person ever?
Go ahead.
To them, I think what I'm hearing more and more on Twitter and social internet is that they do that on purpose because it's more of a rebellion against the language the white people create.
Against employment?
Against employment, I guess.
We can go with that, too.
But, I mean, it's a rebellion against the white supremacy created the English language.
Why should we bow to that?
I remember I had a black friend one time use a term.
I don't know.
If you're going to get mad, I get an impression.
Holden a diamond!
And this meant, like, a woman's nether region.
And I was like, I'm pretty up to...
I was like, I've never heard that referred to as diamond.
And I realized there was just a certain point I was not going to be able to keep up with it.
And I was like, okay, all right.
Let's just act like this conversation is going along really well.
It's starting to sound like this black friend is the same black guy all the time.
No, this is a woman.
And then I heard it in a song by someone called Riskay.
I can't even repeat the name, it's so profane, but it's absolutely hysterical.
And it's funny, as people don't know this, I love hip-hop.
I've always been into hip-hop.
And not just hip-hop on the radio.
And I completely disagree with the politics of people like Immortal Technique and all that stuff.
But they're immensely talented.
But it is something where I'm like, man, I can't put that on my brain that often.
Because it is almost always negative.
Well, I think the great thing about being white and listening to hip-hop music is this.
You look at it like how I would look at Scarface.
I don't look at the movie Scarface and say, let me go out and give me a couple of keys and go down to Miami and see if I can sell them.
You guys listen to rap and then you go on to your regular life, but it's different for blacks.
We have to listen to it and emulate it and repeat it.
We have to live like what this guy is saying.
And that's why I hate the music now because the people who are putting the music out are very irresponsible because they know Sorry, I want to say we have to go to a break.
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People get mad when we say it's a pre-tape.
We did have to pre-tape that, and so there have been some developments, obviously.
With the officer who's been charged over there in Tulsa.
By the way, charged does not mean convicted.
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Obviously.
You were right ahead of me there.
Okay, so we have over a thousand votes in only a few minutes.
I tossed out to the Twitter.
Thank you, PC's Beard and everybody else watching.
Do you think that Black Lives Matter is making America more racist?
79% said yes.
4% said no.
17% said you are Hitler.
Hitler or literally?
Well, I didn't have room in the poll for that.
And then after this segment, we're going to have Chael Sonnen on, the one and only Chael Sonnen.
But we do have a guest right now.
Before that, we're pretty happy to have him on.
Do we have the guest here?
Okay, Mr.
Hitler.
Are you there?
Mr.
Hitler?
You need to fix...
I can't hear Scheisen.
Mr.
Hitler?
Can you hear us?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Can you hear me, Stephen?
Yes, we can.
Thank you for being here, sir.
Oh, no.
Thanks for having me.
I wouldn't miss it.
Ah, that's very polite.
Right off the bat, what's better for you?
Mr.
Hitler?
Nein, nein, just Mein Führer will be fine.
Okay, Mein Führer.
You look pretty good, actually.
Ah, well, thank you.
You're for too kind, but what can I say?
Clean living and good genetics, Stephen.
Right.
A lot of people thought you were actually dead.
I know, that's what I thought.
A lot of people thought you were dead.
I'm saying I need you to fix the river.
I can't...
People thought you were dead, Mein Fuhrer.
A lot of people.
That was the consensus.
A lot of people thought you were dead, Hitler.
Okay, then where did you go?
Only because you asked nicely.
Thank you.
Argentina.
I know, I would have gotten away with it at all.
No one suspected a thing until that damn Tim Kennedy and Revisionist History Channel.
Oh, yeah, I know that.
Well, what do you think in the present now?
You've become a bit of a meme.
That's the common misconception, you know?
That's lazy.
Oh, he's mean.
Anyone who knows me knows I'm not mean.
No, no, you've become a meme, like an online meme.
Let me show you here.
That's Pepe the Frog.
Yeah, that's a meme.
Right?
Why are you showing that picture of the frog in my clothing?
That's it.
You as the frog.
It's a meme now.
Very popular.
Yes, that's it.
You said it.
That's meme.
That's meme.
Okay, let's keep going on like this is going really well.
A lot of people in this election have been comparing you to Donald Trump making that comparison.
What do you think about that?
I think you have that backwards, Stephen.
He's a Republican.
No, I know that, but a lot of celebrities, entertainers, they've been making the comparison.
That makes no sense.
He's a Republican.
I'm a Nazi.
It has socialist in the name, in case you haven't heard, Stephen.
Okay, so who would you say you're most like, then, in the current field?
Oh, you know, I don't think that comparison is fair for anyone.
You know, I'm an original.
As the famous quote goes, Crowder, they can walk like me, they can dress like me, talk like me, and even try to act like they don't give a damn or scheizen like me.
They may just be the next best thing, Crowder, but they're not quite me.
Was that Eminem?
No, that's from Mein Kampf.
No, that's from Eminem.
I think it is.
I don't know who that is.
Okay, who do you prefer, then, in this election?
Let's move on.
Who do you like?
That's such a tough question, Stephen.
To be honest, I can't believe that America is left with these two choices.
Of course, with the lesser of two evils, you know, I'd have to go, at this point, hashtag I'm with her, all that.
But this may surprise them people, but, you know, for quite a while, I was really feeling the burn to socialists of a feather, you know, that.
Well, to be fair, he claims he's a democratic socialist.
Very different.
Oh, yeah, that's right, I forgot.
Democratic socialists, that changes everything, right?
Hey, hey, who wants to kill the handicaps?
No?
Let's go to a vault.
Free shizen for everyone who wants to kill the handicaps.
Oh, democracy!
But, you know, I have to say, a part of me really respects his bait-and-switch game.
He's good at it for filthy juden.
Okay, all right, let's go on.
This is continuing swimmingly.
What are you up to today, Mein Fuhrer?
I'm glad you asked.
You know, I'm just taking it easy.
You know, I love to paint.
But really, I've rediscovered my first passion for stand-up comedy.
That's why I'm here.
I want to promote my next show.
All right.
Tell people, where is it?
Where's your next show?
It's at Hamburger Sally's.
They open mic on Wednesday night at 7 o'clock.
And if I bring 12 people, I get five minutes extra stage time.
So come on and bring your friends from Main Fury.
And I'd like to give people here a simple joke.
Uh, no, I don't know how I feel about that.
Okay, okay.
How many Judens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nope, nope.
We're not going to go there.
There's no way.
We're not doing this at all.
I've got a great riff on Zyklon B! Nope, okay.
Adolf Hitler, everybody.
Uh...
We're sorry about that.
He's great for ratings, but he's not terribly great for the integrity of this program.
No.
No.
No, he's not.
We can do better.
Well, we should have him back, naturally, but put him on a tight leash.
We know we have a black guy, a white guy, a woman.
We needed...
You need a Nazi.
We needed a Nazi to fill out the show.
So, you know...
You know, I mean, they are protected class as well, the Nazis.
By the way, I was drinking.
I had it in my hashtag NeverDaily mug that won't be in a merchandise store coming soon.
Kombucha.
My wife loves this.
That is some nasty, nasty crap.
It can be good or it tastes like...
Like if a monkey could urinate vinegar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is the worst.
Oh, gosh.
I was going to talk about the Chelsea bombing.
We don't have that much time before we go.
So I will say this.
Hey, people are asking.
Hopper, of course, you know him.
He's running for president with his running mate, Dean Cain.
Listen to the podcast.
They've been under attack lately.
They've been under attack from Big Squirrel.
He did have surgery this morning.
He was high as a kite.
There will be video on social...
But he's doing fine right now.
Does he have...
Yeah, he's laying there with a cone of shame because he can't eat the stitches over there in his leg.
So...
I had knee surgery.
Hopper had knee surgery.
We're both a couple of gimps.
Very white, however.
I mean, he's as white as they come.
He's a Nazi dog.
He is.
He would have fit in.
And Argentina.
Doggo Argentina.
Who knows?
He could be.
He could be.
No one knows.
Hitler's dog.
I don't know what's up and what's down anymore.
I do know we have a fantastic guest next.
Chael Sonnen, the great one.
Stay tuned.
Please.
Pretty please?
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So does that.
All right.
Stop it.
Be professional, not gay.
Jerry, glad to bring our guest.
I know not how to.
And we were talking off air and then saying, just bring the guy on.
So, story here, he used to be at SonnenCH on Twitter.
Now it's his actual name, at Chael Sonnen, a former UFC fighter, now going to be fighting at Bellator.
I've got that right, right, Chael?
You got it.
You got it.
Kaboom.
So who's at SonnenCH?
So Son and CH is what I used to have.
That was my original name on Twitter.
And just to get the little check mark to get that official verified, they call it, it was like an act of Congress, what I had to go through.
Then one morning I wake up, they changed it on their own to at Chael Sonnen, which is fine.
I was surprised they did it on their own.
But then they also released Son and CH and somebody else grabbed it and then began heckling me from it.
Is he at least a good troll?
Is he good at it?
It wasn't bad, you know, because I kind of popped for it.
Like, I think I favorited or retweeted him one time, so he realized, like, okay, you know, in the spirit of hail fellow well met, but I think that he was getting ready to break bad on me.
Yeah, I think he was getting ready to...
To go crazy and then be like it was me.
You don't want to follow him so he can direct message you.
We've learned that one the hard way.
The funniest...
You know, with Twitter sometimes you're like, ah, it doesn't bother me.
And sometimes it can get under your skin.
And then sometimes they're hilarious.
The funniest Twitter handle I ever saw.
So this was immediately after Osama Bin Laden was killed.
Osama Bin Laden was killed.
Within five minutes there was a Twitter handle, at Osama in hell.
And there was one tweet.
Wait, what?
That was it.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I remember sitting there, got like 75,000 follows for one tweet, didn't go anywhere from there, and you're going, someone has time to do this.
They should be comedy writers, but instead now they go, they troll people on Twitter.
One hit wonder.
Yeah, one hit wonder.
That's the modern day equivalent.
So speaking of trolling, so Chael, you've been Trump guy since the beginning.
How do you feel right now about your chances?
Well...
Nervous.
Time moves so fast in this space.
It was just three weeks ago he was down by 10 points.
This morning he was down by less than 1.9.
It's going to come down to the debate, and in my opinion, he's going to have to lay an egg.
I don't think he needs to win the debate.
I don't think he should win the debate.
He's taken on a career politician or somebody that's at least been there.
I think he'd have to get knocked out and say something.
I think he's in a really good spot for a good and close race.
But I am a little surprised that it's even close.
It's really bizarre, and every country gets the leader they deserve.
Yeah.
If we put Hillary in and people start complaining about jobs and all the lies, you deserve it all because it's all been out there.
Cankles.
Every country gets what they deserve.
We'll see what this one does.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I will say this.
It goes back and forth.
Expect Hillary to get desperate, right?
They're the master of the October surprise.
And I don't think Donald Trump is very good in the realm of debate.
I think Hillary, you kind of look at what are the big flaws, the biggest legitimate flaws.
Hillary is a career politician.
She'll lie and say whatever is necessary to win.
Donald Trump's biggest flaws is kind of thoughtless.
Some people say shoot from the hip.
He doesn't give a lot of thought sometimes before he speaks, which is refreshing to a degree.
In debate, let's take those two flaws, it's a strong suit for Hillary in debate to be premeditated, to be slippery, to be slimy, and I think when you get outside of a primary, when you're getting to a general public who haven't made up their mind yet, I don't know, it is anyone's game, but I think he could lay an egg.
He could.
I really hope he stays away from her health.
I don't think there's a way to win there.
I know that it's a fair point and there's a lot more going on.
It's also very funny.
Yeah, a lot more than meets the eye and I think he should just stay away from that because it's going to look like bullying.
That's one of the problems historically that men have had with debating women.
Is they can look like bullies.
They can come out too strong and make them look weak and then endear them to the crowd.
I think just an emphasis on calmness, say his piece, let the time run out, and get the hell off the stage.
I think that's what he needs to do.
I know that's what he's being advised to do.
I'm not confident it's what he's going to do.
Well, it's kind of like right now.
We're seeing a subdued jail for whatever reason.
We're seeing a subdued Trump.
Are you mirroring your...
Am I trying to lead bikes at what I hope you'll do?
I'm just saying, you're much more subdued now.
Usually you're bouncing off the walls.
It's mirroring the Trump.
I'll tell you, it's on the topic of health.
So here's what's going on with her health.
If we could talk about this for a second, because I have a couple of thoughts on this.
First off, the Clintons are so predispositioned to lying.
They just can't not lie.
If they could do a deal straight and win, they'd prefer to kink it.
They just don't know any different.
And when you look at Hillary, it's like, Hillary, time out a second here.
First off, if you don't feel good, And you're getting up every day and slugging it out and pushing it through anyway.
That's really compelling.
This is an okay time to tell your story and say, this is driving me crazy, and I'm still putting in 17-hour days.
There was a guy, and I can't remember what state it was.
It started with an A. It was Alabama, Arkansas, or Alaska.
But he died.
He died going in to the general.
So he was on the ballot, he passed away, and they elected him.
And a lot of that, it wasn't because...
People didn't know he had died and they were just so used to checking the box.
It was out of respect.
It was a sign of respect for the guy that had passed.
And so Hillary's got a shot here to just go, look, here's what's going on and I'm toughing it out.
She doesn't know any different and she brought up this monster lie of dehydration.
Now that's going to work on 99.9% of the population.
Oh, she was dehydrated.
She clapped.
It's never going to work on me and people from my field.
Now, you have to understand, Stephen, I come from the one and only job in the world that you have to make weight and able to go do your job.
There is nowhere else in free society that your boss can put you on a scale before he lets you go out and do your job.
So I know everything there is to know about dehydration.
Yeah, so when she comes out and says dehydration, to most people, they just accept it.
But if you look at someone that grew up with a life of having to dehydrate and lived in that world and quite literally wrote a book on it, you go, geez, I have no idea why you lied, but you did.
So you've never cut weight in a pantsuit in 74 degrees?
Yeah, man, it was insane.
I've cut 20 pounds in 17 hours before, 100% water weight, and I can tell you how bad you feel, but boy, you can look at me, Stephen, and you know my face is sucked in.
You can't hide dehydration, and doctors love to throw that term around.
Well, you're dehydrated.
That is the biggest bunch of BS. It is so incredibly hard to become dehydrated.
You have to start with how.
How did you become dehydrated?
I train every day twice a day to the absolute extremes.
I've never been dehydrated in my life unless it was by design.
And even then, I never fainted in my entire 31-year career of watching people purposefully dehydrate one person's knees have ever buckled that I've witnessed.
So, I mean, it was such a whopper, but she'll get away with it.
No one knows what it means.
It's a really, really, really uncommon and rare thing and it has to be done by design.
That's a really good point.
I didn't know we were going to get into medical examination.
I wouldn't have thought about it.
Speaking of which, here's my larger point.
This isn't just a conservative talking point to try to grab some Trumps for votes.
No, it's about compulsive lying.
Well, it's the lie.
You're just going, hey, why are you lying about this?
Because the truth really isn't all that bad.
If you were to come out and say, look, I'm not feeling good, but I got a job to do, man, I get it.
Boy, there's days I don't feel good, but when that alarm clock goes off, you get up and put your boots on anyway.
And I just think people would get it.
I have no idea why she would lie.
And as far as the health issue goes, it also comes back to, does it matter?
Because There's a tipping point where I get that it does.
There's a tipping point where it does, but if you're just talking about somebody that doesn't feel good or is dealing with age or she brought up pneumonia, which is also, that's another great one to pull out of the hat.
Most people can't spell pneumonia, let alone know what it is.
So it's something to hang your hat on, but you can also go, Hillary, does it matter?
Why would you not just say, I'm not feeling so great?
What's wrong with that?
Yeah.
No, I agree with Chael.
I think he's right.
She has AIDS. Speaking of which, you're coming back to fight.
So, you're coming back.
Quote that, Jared.
Write it down.
Let's release that on the Twitters.
But not to Son and CH. That guy knows what he's doing.
He'll get the go.
That guy will retweet it.
Yes, he will.
He'll stand in the pocket and trade with the best of the trolls.
Chael, you came back.
Surprising to me, you were fighting in the UFC. Now you're in Bellator.
Okay, this is kind of the politician in you, right?
You said, swore up and down.
You weren't going to fight again.
Your days were numbered.
What's the deal?
And why Bellator?
Well, so in fighting, you have to go with an organization.
In the boxing world, they co-promote, they mix and blend.
In our sport, and I think largely because it's still a new sport, I think over time there will be co-promotes.
The way it sits right now is you can only go with one organization.
I end up in Bellator, but the sport's the same, the rules are the same, the weight class, everything's the same, but yeah, I'm under that banner.
As far as coming back, man, I always wanted to, but it wasn't as simple as for me to go, all right, put me in, coach.
I was on a suspension for performance-enhancing substances.
I felt like my race was ran.
I had some other distractions going on that were positives.
I had some opportunities and whatnot.
I just thought, you know what?
Look, I'm suspended anyway.
Maybe we just call it.
But I didn't want to.
I wanted to be able to compete, and I wanted to want to compete.
That fire is a real thing, and when it burns out, man, it's tough to restoke it.
But that was just the spot I was in.
So you're back.
Everyone's talking about this.
A lot of potential fights for you in Bellator.
Listen, you just talked about performance-enhancing drugs.
That's the big question.
A lot of people are saying, is he going to Bellator because there isn't stringent testing?
I don't think I'm letting the cat out of the bag.
You've been straightforward with that.
Sure.
You said no.
There's a clause in your contract where you have to pay out half a million dollars and forego your purse if you test positive.
Yeah, so the way my contract worked is it would be 100% of my purse, a $500,000 fine, and that's just with the company.
You then have to go deal with the commission.
Now, I'll tell you this.
That doesn't mean I'm clean, okay?
That isn't meant to take place of a clean test.
A clean test trumps everything.
Are you clean?
Basically.
So, I mean, you know...
Do we want to go into that more?
We're not going to get to zero.
That's not really...
But last time we had six, and that was a little...
I think maybe like two is...
We're going to grade it on a bell curve, and you have people like Jon Jones or tilt it in one direction.
That's right.
You know, like, you know, judge it on a curve.
This is a bit.
I'm teasing.
But the truth is, yeah, man, there's a deterrent in place.
But we still get tested.
We'll do all that same stuff.
Well, that begs the question of people going, okay, he was gone.
He's 40, right?
You're pushing 40.
You're on testosterone replacement therapy.
You were taking these.
You were one of the few people who had a legitimate exemption, and then obviously not for the other stuff.
How do you come back?
How do you get better?
If you needed it back then, what does Chael look like now?
So it's hard, man.
There was other people that were doing the testosterone therapy, but they would come out and go, well, it doesn't help me.
It doesn't enhance me.
I'm just taking my doctor's orders.
And I was on the other side of that, where it did help me.
I felt great.
I miss it.
I thought it was a really great medicine.
I was glad that I... I was able to discover that.
It does hurt, mainly with your recovery.
Your recovery time changes.
I could go to bed and just be sore and tired.
I wake up the next day.
It's a distant memory.
I'm ready to go.
It's not like that anymore.
Now you need longer breaks.
It's just a reality of it.
But testosterone did get out of hand.
I don't know.
I think maybe I'm a hypocrite on that because as much as I enjoyed it and do think it's good medicine...
Hold that thought.
We have to go to a break.
Sounds like it might work for Hillary.
At Chael Sonnen, we'll be right back.
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Wow.
You were really happy to be back.
Yes, I was really happy to be back.
That was Chael Sonnen.
Sorry we missed.
We couldn't have Chael on for another segment because we had some other stuff going on here that's a little...
Some chaos has been breaking out in the United States, so we had to move some things around.
You haven't noticed.
In case you haven't noticed.
And Chael's a wonderful guest.
But people are getting shot.
People are getting shot.
Actually, we have Courtney coming up here soon.
People love her, Courtney Kirchov, at CourtneyScoffs on the Twitter.
I think one of the best writers around, and not just because she writes for me.
I've always talked about this.
She is as sharp as they come.
I wanted to get into a personal story here.
My wife might get mad at me, but I think she sees where I'm coming from.
It's a great way to lead in any story.
And if you could only see our show map, what this segment is called, don't.
I was at the grocery store with my wife, and I saw this woman with her boy.
He was probably six.
I would say, you know, anywhere between five and eight.
I would say probably six or seven.
And he was not crying, he was wailing.
Doing a little lip thing.
And I thought, oh, maybe this kid is hurt.
I don't know.
Maybe some sort of delayed colic.
I have no idea.
Zika's going around.
Yes, Zika.
Never know.
And the mom wasn't doing anything about it.
And he was just sitting, I mean, for a good couple of minutes.
And it turned out it was over some M&Ms.
By the way, Skittles controversy with Trump Jr.
Of course, people are mad that he's using an analogy with Skittles.
It's just the silliest thing.
Anyways, so the kid's crying over M&Ms.
Ah!
In the line, I know some people who have little boys who are wimps now are going to get mad at me, a lot of women who watch, because they're going to say, well, not my boy, yes, your boy.
I turned to my wife, and I said, can you believe that?
And she agreed with me, by the way.
I'm just saying she might be mad because sometimes she thinks that I'm more insensitive than I need to be.
I didn't say anything to that kid, but the mom didn't do anything about it.
The boy was sitting there wailing.
And I was talking with Not Gay Jared about this.
I cannot ever imagine at that age being six and just weeping.
In a grocery store.
Out of fear of my...
Could you imagine doing that at that age?
No.
Out of fear of your friends seeing you?
Or your dad reprimand...
You said you did it once, right?
Once.
There was one time, and that was pretty much the last time.
Right.
And I was talking with my wife.
I said, that boy needs a dad to have a conversation with him.
Now let me...
I know what some of you are going to think.
So let me bring this around full circle.
My dad would have turned to me and said, stop crying right now.
It wouldn't have been a, what are your feelings?
Again, if there's something wrong, you check on that.
Oh, it's about an M&M? Stop crying right now or I'll give you something to cry about.
My dad and I are very close friends.
With a young boy, he needs that stern talking to with that.
Because that boy will be a wimp.
That kid is learning to cry to get what he wants.
Well, that doesn't really happen in the real world.
Now, here's the thing.
I was never afraid to cry.
My dad was never, real men don't cry.
I'm not talking about that.
And that's why I think a lot of young men are confused, because you have a mom here.
I didn't see a wedding ring.
There was no dad around.
It seemed like she was handling everything on her own.
So people think you either need to be a hipster, whiny, emo wimp, or you need to be macho, picking up chicks.
You know, that's not what it has to be.
But my dad, I remember maybe once or twice I was being a little too whiny.
And the conversation goes something like, listen...
There's nothing wrong for a man to cry.
Men can cry.
That's okay.
But you don't want...
You know the story of the boy who cried wolf?
It's like that.
You don't want to cry over M&M's.
You don't want to cry in the grocery aisle to get some candy.
You don't want to cry just to get something that you want because your tears mean something as a man.
Because men need to control their emotions.
Men are leaders.
And so if you cry at the M&M's, well, your tears don't mean anything if you're crying because mommy gets sick.
Or because you actually hurt yourself and you need help.
Your tears need to mean something.
It's okay to cry.
It's not okay to cry all the time.
And that is going to offend some people wildly.
Some women going, why are you saying little boys should cry whenever?
No, they shouldn't.
They shouldn't.
And you don't need to tell boys they can never cry.
But there is this idea now that somehow you have to have a conversation about everything.
No, it's not.
Sometimes you just check.
The kid's not dying.
He hasn't sawed off his arm.
Stop crying.
And I don't know, it just seems to me that not only should the parents be doing something, but there's a generation of young men who don't feel any shame, who don't feel any semblance of needing to be a man.
I don't know, when you were a boy and I was a boy, you know, your parents were saying, don't grow up too fast because you wanted to be firefighters.
You know what I mean?
I just, it's very bizarre to me.
Astronaut.
Is that still a thing?
Astronauts?
I don't think it's kids want to be astronauts anymore.
I don't know.
Remember, we never went to the moon.
No.
That's the thing.
It was all a hoax because they had a rod on the flag.
But is it me?
You can tweet me at S. Crowder.
Is that out of line?
That's the way my dad handled it with me.
And I can remember crying twice in school.
Well, really only once.
Once I cried into my locker.
When I got into my first fight, and only my friends saw it, and the one time I cried when everyone saw me in school, I was kicked in the penis so hard I had to go to the doctor.
This happened in the fifth grade, and I remember her name, Amy, Amy Leonard, and she kicked me in the tallywhacker so hard I couldn't urinate.
Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?
To have to show that to your parents?
Like, I couldn't go to the bathroom.
People are usually getting the crap kicked out of them.
Yeah.
It was just a thing that girls did.
They just kicked guys.
Do you remember that?
That phase?
I'm going to kick him in the Yeah.
My mom is rough.
That is so abusive.
It is so beyond the realm of the line.
And there were no repercussions.
I remember the teacher going, Amy, that wasn't very nice.
That was the one time I remember crying.
And it didn't get the meat of it.
It was like a whip.
It just hit the tip.
Enough to just, like, swell it shut like the containment centers in the Titanic that were supposed to seal it in.
That's why it was unsinkable.
So that's the one time I remember crying in school.
We should have had chill for a second segment.
Which I think is valid.
But I really do.
I am concerned with this generation of young men because you have the social justice leftists right now who are pushing this idea, telling them that gender is a figment of their imagination.
Then you have people who are too scared to stand up.
And then you have people who are confused in trying to force this false sense of machismo on them.
And that's not healthy either.
No one's teaching responsibility.
That's the old thing.
You learn from your dad.
No one's teaching it.
Responsibility, all those things.
Don't cry like a bitch.
Bitch, we'll be back after this break.
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Okay, thank you all for attending this bi-weekly meeting.
Here at the Islamic State, we know that you are all very busy, but we appreciate it.
Yeah?
Great!
So if everybody has their refreshments, let's begin.
Lots of activity this week.
Lots to pick from, so let's get right to it.
The mall attack in St.
Paul.
I'm sorry, that's right.
St.
Cloud.
I always make that mistake.
So, stabbing spree, eight people were stabbed, so that's not bad.
So, do we want to file this one officially under claim for the Islamic State?
How many casualties?
Just the one, and it looks like the stabber.
I don't know.
Remember, we can always spin that as suicide jihad.
Okay, so then I'm going to mark this one under claim.
Ashrab, if you could prepare a press statement claiming that one, that'd be great.
Okay!
All right, here's one I think we'll all be very excited about.
A bomb going off in Chelsea, New York, where all the gays are.
Yes, so that's great.
Right in the heart of the beast.
What kind of bomb?
A pressure cooker.
Ooh, pressure cooker.
See what I told you?
The pressure cookers.
Don't overlook them.
Who did that one?
That one is our old friend.
That's Ahmad Rahami with the pressure cooker.
Oh, classic Ahmad!
I know, right?
Oh, I first read it, I said no.
Is it?
It is.
It's Ahmad.
I knew it was Ahmad.
How many casualties?
Uh, I'm looking...
Oh, it looks like no casualties.
Now remember, Ahmad has been a longtime friend to the Islamic State.
I would know.
Okay, okay, I hear you.
Let's foul that one under, uh...
Let's give that one to the Taliban.
Skittles.
taste the analogy that triggers stupid people.
Glad to be back.
We We will have Courtney Kirchhov coming up after the break.
The Courtney Squilfs.
I'm trying to see.
What do we have?
So we're in the third hour.
The Empress herself.
Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
I fulfill my legal obligations.
My apologies for everything.
Yes.
Someone asked me to fire you this week.
I mean, Jared is fired all the time behind the scenes, so I know you like the theater of it, but we've got to be authentic.
I feel like that's a big selling point of the show, is the authenticity in my unbridled contempt for everything that you are about.
Well, not right now.
We need to finish the broadcast.
We don't have that much time to get into this, so I don't know if we just go straight into the clips.
This is how you know Hillary Clinton is in desperation mode.
Oh, it was awful.
He totally...
I'm glad...
I don't know if he...
Was he trying?
Was he not trying?
I don't know.
But it was just...
The whole thing was bad.
I remember he was on some English show and they were going, you're incredible at doing your mimic.
Can you...
For the audience, do the Donald Trump.
And he's like, well, I just say, okay, a lot.
And I was sitting there like...
And that's actually probably better than Johnny Depp.
So if nothing else, this has illuminated the fact that Johnny Depp is horrible.
He's terrible.
I've talked about this.
Everything...
And it's all...
You know, Johnny Depp is like the hot topic of actors.
People who want to seem alternative.
Oh, I love him.
I loved him back in the, uh, at Wood.
I saw Edward Scissorhands.
Yeah.
I love how he's dark.
No, he just, every character he gets, he plays creepy gay.
And it worked for Jack Sparrow.
Didn't work for Willy Wonka.
Didn't work for Sweeney Todd.
Didn't work for, what was the other one?
Mad Hatter.
Oh my gosh, I can't even watch it.
Ugh.
I know they're going, hey Johnny, what do you think, how do you think you can craft this character for the mad hatter here?
I know!
I'll talk like this!
Ambiguous.
Yeah.
It's actually really ambiguous.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Ugh!
Just the worst.
Anyway, so between two ferns from Funny or Die, wing of the Democratic Party, you know, Funny or Die, college humor, all this stuff.
The good thing is it's on clear display right now.
So, and right away, this is what's so funny, right away it's trending on Twitter.
Every single mainstream comedian...
Actor and journalist had tweeted this out.
Unless you're an idiot, you know there was a concerted effort behind the scenes.
Okay, listen, we're putting up this between two friends.
We need some firepower.
People don't like her.
I get it.
I get it.
She's a bitch.
We gotta make her seem...
But Trump was on Fallon a couple days ago.
We gotta go.
Yeah, some people were outraged over the fact that Jimmy Fallon tussled Donald Trump's hair.
So here's a clip from it, just so you can see what they were all about.
Why would you play a commercial for my opponent in the middle of our interview?
Just give me the Oscar.
He paid me in steaks.
I'd be afraid to eat them if I were you.
It's a good cut of meat.
I think it's part of the asshole.
Well, this has been a lot of fun, Mrs.
Clinton.
We should stay in touch.
What's the best way to reach you?
Email?
That was the ending of it.
And they're trying to say, look, she's able to laugh at it, when really they're trying to normalize something.
They're trying to make it, yes.
Just because Amy Schumer says, the email thing wasn't a thing, just because you say that doesn't make it true.
Well, that's what they have against her, just that thing?
Just that highly, highly legal thing?
And by the way, I'm not one of those, we've caught a lot of flack, because when something is funny, even if it's from the left, we go, you know what, that was funny.
This wasn't funny.
As a matter of fact, what was more funny, what's the name of the guy, Josh Sweden?
Joss Whedon.
He did all the Avengers, Buffy, all that stuff.
So he did an all-celebrities-get-together montage of telling you who to vote for.
It's called a circle you know what.
Yes, a circle you know what.
To be fair, Robert Downey, I'm disappointed to see him in here, was pretty funny, pretty self-aware.
This was more funny than the Between Two Ferns.
Yeah, there's actually a couple of clever punchlines in there.
A couple of clever punchlines, but here you go.
This is just the meat of it, so you can understand where they were coming from.
This all has occurred within 24 hours.
Roll clip.
But you only get this many famous people together if the issue is one that truly matters to all of us.
A disease, or...
Ecological crisis, or...
A racist, abusive coward who could permanently damage the fabric of our society.
Do the math.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing...
Firing...
Firing things?
But we can end this nightmare before it begins.
We can save the day.
Couple of things.
I met Jesse Williams in the set of Greek.
No idea he was black.
No.
Should wear a name tag.
Something else.
Do we really want to hire someone whose main quality is firing people?
You know what?
I don't think there's any...
I have some issues with Trump.
I don't think there's anything wrong with bringing someone in who can fire people in the government.
I think we need some firings.
You just sold me on a more.
Here's what I love about this.
This is the first time that this is not only going to backfire, not only is it going to hurt Hillary Clinton, there's no doubt about that.
If you look at the likes to dislike ratio on YouTube, they're pretty close, and that doesn't happen in the land of YouTube heroes and sweater vest non-FCC censorship.
And it's going to backfire on the actors.
People are really tired of being told who to vote for.
This is what I love about this.
A lot of people may not remember it.
They had the Rock the Vote campaign with Cami Diaz and P. Diddy.
I remember, and they always said, we don't care, we just want you to vote.
And even back then, people were saying, are you trying to suppress the vote?
I always said, if you don't know, don't vote.
I don't want you voting if you don't know about the issues.
If you don't know anything and you're voting because Cameron Diaz told you on the Tyra Banks show, I don't want you selecting our next president.
I'm not forbidding you, but I don't see any virtue in encouraging you.
And I remember P. Diddy said, what is Sarah Payton going to do about South Korea?
We'll leave it at that.
They were saying, we don't care who you vote for.
And we all knew that wasn't true.
Well, now they're saying, don't vote for Donald Trump.
Now it's clear.
When they're desperate and they're going, listen, okay, all right, we get it.
They can't hide it anymore.
And here's the thing.
Even if they're maybe right in some of their criticisms of Donald Trump...
Yeah, but you said George Bush was a racist xenophobe.
They've used it so much now that even though they probably think they're more justified than ever with Donald Trump, they can't.
People are going, well, I know, but back when you said you were just rocking the vote and you weren't trying to pick a candidate, which you clearly were, you said George Bush was a xenophobe and a racist.
You said the same thing about McCain and Romney.
So no!
And people are rejecting it and people are tired of it.
And this is what's really hurting Hillary Clinton.
The veil has been lifted for a lot of people.
And this kind of thing only helps Donald Trump.
Celebrities thinking we're going to get our firepower together and we're going to make an impact.
People are tired of it.
People are tired of the firepower.
The phonies and people are, you're a big, fat phony!
And they're tired of just the pandering and the talking down to people.
What were you going to say?
Obviously, that article from the New York Times went kind of somewhat viral, I think, this week.
I was talking about that.
I was talking about how people are so...
This is what you're seeing with the right, is that people are so tired of this movement that's come on so fast with your Trevor Nose, with your Samantha Bees, with your...
things.
It's just the leftist agenda.
What you're seeing is people culturally, this is what it said, culturally you're seeing some victories in little Hollywood circles for the left, but what people are doing is it's pissing off the right and they're showing up at the polls and they're voting.
That's where you're seeing victories in states for your right to work, for your Second Amendment rights.
I think that's why you're seeing a surge in stuff of Trump and things because people are just, it's not working anymore.
That's a good point.
People are ticked off.
And you know what?
That is also important to note there.
Any kind of a Republican victory, any kind of a conservative victory, is worth ten times the amount of a leftist victory, because it's going up against all of that.
If right-to-work passes, if constitutional carry laws are, I think, 48 states now?
Most states have some kind of a concealed carry law or open carry law.
And that didn't happen if you just go back 20 years.
Those victories to occur, they're occurring in spite of the Hollywood and media machine.
They're occurring in spite of the full court press.
As opposed to a leftist victory, I mean, they're just riding the wave of the Matt Lowers and the Cameron Diaz's, of the Funny or Dies and the Will Ferrell's and the Amy Poehler's and Elena Dunham's and the Amy Schumer's.
They have all of it.
So, and something else too, the double standard here, and you just touched on that, Samantha Bee can go up and say that Donald Trump is literally Hitler, Trevor Noah, same thing.
Gosh, Stephen Colbert, Kimmel, right?
They can do all of that.
John Oliver.
John Oliver.
He's funny though.
He can be.
And what I love is, but I love the people from the other countries coming and telling us how Americans should run their politics.
South Africa.
Really?
Yeah.
The thing about Donald Trump is he's an orange man.
I don't care what you have to say, Trevor Noah.
Mostly because he's horrendously unfunny.
So all of that, that's fine.
You know, Samantha Bee can multitask between uterus jokes and Donald Trump's Hitler jokes, and they get so, the outrage.
Or the fact that Jimmy Fallon had a relatively benign interview, that he tussled Donald Trump's hair.
Mm-hmm.
You're humanizing a fascist!
And it's like, yeah, but these people just said he's Hitler.
Come on, if you're just going to say one is more extreme, he tussled the guy's hair.
So not only are they incapable of laughing at themselves, but the double standard is on full display for people to see.
I mean, this is what's happening right now.
Politically, Hillary Clinton might win.
But culturally, Black Lives Matter has created a rebound.
It's created an eye-opening for a lot of Americans.
Culturally, the Hollywood elite, and even the political elite, it's never been more clear as to who they're pushing.
That's the beauty of this right now.
Same thing with the Second Amendment.
Same thing with your right to work and your state.
It's never been more clear.
And especially within 24 hours, the concerted effort of we need to get all hands on deck, all these celebrities with this video.
need to do Zach Galifianakis between two ferns.
We need to go after Jimmy Fallon.
Here's their big offense with Jimmy Fallon, that he was nice to Donald Trump.
They don't want anyone to be kind to him.
And that plays in Donald Trump's favor.
All he needs to say is, well, the media.
And then sometimes he goes too far and he condemns all media if they're not pro-Trump.
He's not necessarily going after the fact that they have an inherent ideological bias.
But when he just says, look at how far they lean to the left.
Everyone can see it.
And even people who don't like him as a candidate go, you know what?
Yeah, I get it.
It's pretty messed up.
It's pretty messed up.
And you know what?
I think I'm with you on that lever pull.
That's what you're seeing.
Courtney Kitchoff.
Courtney Kitchoff.
After the break.
Stay tuned.
Skittles.
Allahu Akbar.
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videos.
And see, that's why the fact that Donald Trump is a racist.
Trevor Noah, he's so groundbreaking.
Guys, like, I have a uterus, and Republicans suck!
Samantha Bee!
Oh, progress!
Okay, so, Mr.
Trump, I was wondering, can I mess up your hair?
All right, Jimmy, usually I say no, but go ahead, go ahead.
Ah, ah, ah, okay, that's it.
Ow, ow.
Smash it in my name, Blah!
This has been Late Night Channel Surfing with Social Justice Warriors.
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Glad to be back with you.
I don't know what that dance was.
My dance?
I don't know what that dance was.
I don't know.
We need a name for it.
We should get a name for it.
Do you ever dance when you get out of the shower because it's when you find you get the best moves?
Do you certainly have more options?
You certainly have more options.
Options.
Options are good.
My personal favorite is the Eiffel Tower, but we can't do it on air.
We have our next guest.
And you know it when you hear this.
Because when she comes onto the program, you don't have the...
You don't have her...
There we go.
There we go.
Ah!
She chose this.
She chose this one?
I didn't know that.
Which is bizarre.
At Courtney Scoffs.
One of the best writers on the interwebs.
Courtney Kirchhoff, thanks for being here, sweetheart.
Thanks for having me.
Out of the frame a little bit.
Out of the frame a little bit.
And don't keep clacking that microphone or you're fired.
What's the little mudangly ones there on the necklace?
Does that mean anything or it's just nice looking?
No, I just got it at Costwell Market.
I don't know.
Look at her.
She's putting in the overtime.
Yeah, we can see you fine.
You're a little bit off frame.
Jared can kind of tell you.
There you go.
Look at that.
It's funny that you often talk about gender kind of issues, and there's been so much going on this week, and I think we bummed people out enough with the first segment, and then we brought them back.
We talked about this.
We just got a huge reaction from the women on Twitter with that conversation we had about men.
And you've written about that a lot, obviously at ladderwithcrader.com.
And you've gotten reactions from both sides on that.
Tell us a little bit about that.
Well, it seems like I don't know, maybe it's both sides, but most of my Twitter audience is men, like 83%, and it seemed like...
He's normal.
Yeah.
What are you laughing about, Nakej?
I'm just so distracted by the half person in the background.
I know what it is.
Oh, that's Henry Cavill.
Henry is scary.
But it's just, it's scary.
Okay, sorry.
Forgive him, Courtney.
This is not a professional program.
By the way, you're very privileged.
Women are incredibly privileged on Twitter.
Why is that?
You and I could tweet the exact same thing, and percentage-wise you will get far more retweets because men want to sleep with you.
Oh, cool.
It's absolutely true.
I will tell you this.
Jared and I talked about these powers.
I know not that I have them.
No.
When I was single, when I was single, if I got followed on Twitter, I was like, okay, new follower, new follower.
Oh, a pretty display picture.
Yeah.
And then you find out it was like RussianBrides.com.
Oh, skunked again, RussianBrides.com.
But there is privilege.
Yeah.
You've got to be careful with some of those really attractive avatars.
They're not real.
No, they're just men.
Which is bizarre, because they don't even get...
I don't know.
What are you doing with this?
Well, I don't know.
This is a weird experience.
This is a tangent that I don't know that I want to explore so much.
I had a correspondence with a man named Lyle, and I don't feel good about myself over it.
But go ahead.
You have a lot of male followers.
Did you show them the Eiffel Tower?
Yeah.
No, that was, I mean, you know, he wasn't 15.
I love the product placement, by the way.
That's nice.
The mug.
Anthony Weiner, for crying out loud.
Subtle.
That is what you're talking about.
That's a pervert.
A guy his age and a 15-year-old girl, that's a weird dude.
Did you read some of the things he was saying?
No.
Can we even talk about it on air?
Probably not.
It was disturbing.
This is like a 51-year-old guy talking to a 15-year-old girl and she was going along with it.
It was child abuse.
At this point, what can a press release be from him other than...
Oops.
Yeah, unless the camera just pans to him and he's furiously masking it.
I mean, that's what people would expect with Anthony Weiner.
We're going to change topics now.
Well, there's nothing else to talk about.
It's Weiner in the name, and it's constant Weiner.
There's nothing else with Anthony Weiner.
There's no other place it can go, and you brought it up!
I didn't bring up Anthony Weiner.
You did.
You said you know the kinds of things he was saying?
Product placement, and then you just talked about Anthony Weiner.
You said you know the kinds of things he was saying, and it's only natural for me.
I mean, you lit that fire, and you walked away laughing.
Okay, so we'll try and right this ship.
Should we just end the program now?
No, do not end the program now.
We need Courtney to write this.
So you have a lot of male followers.
You were talking about this.
Go ahead.
Okay.
And a lot of men and women, I think, don't seem to understand why we like the things that we like in the opposite sex.
So I was having to explain, like, woman-splain, no, there's a reason women like men who are taller than them.
There's a reason women like men who are muscular and have deep voices.
And a few comments were like, well, isn't that just what Hollywood has sold us?
And I couldn't believe it.
It's like no one's heard of evolutionary biology.
So...
And a few people were saying you were a gold digger because you said, I want a man who's successful.
And you're not a materialistic person.
I didn't even say that.
I said, I want a guy who can take a girl out.
That's true.
That's not a gold digger.
That's a guy with a job.
No.
A two for 20 at Chili's just seems like a minimum asking door price.
It's like the two drink minimum.
Yeah.
There are a lot of guys out there who don't feel good about themselves.
And so for a woman to say, I actually want a guy who has a job and who looks nice, all of a sudden men get triggered.
That's a good point.
And it's not just feminists who are getting really upset about men saying things about women.
You guys are doing it too when women say things about men.
So either it's okay or it's not okay.
If it's okay for a man to say, I really like Kate Upton, I like Margot Robbie, then it should be okay for a girl to say, I really find Jimmy Garoppolo attractive.
Who's that?
He is the backup quarterback for New England.
Why were you laughing?
You looked like you were getting breathless there for a second.
That's a pretty niche fan club there, I imagine.
Does he stand or kneel for the national anthem?
I do not know.
I really hope that he stands.
Or sits.
Or squats.
But that he kneels before a court down.
You know, it's true.
A lot of guys want it both ways.
And this is something we've talked about where it's like, you know, oh, I can't stand feminists.
I get it.
But then like, yeah, but there shouldn't be any expectations on me to be a man.
Hold on a second.
If you want to do it with feminism, you need to step up to the plate as well and just be the bare minimum.
Yeah, so the reason men like women like Kate Upton with the nice boobs and the pretty hair and the clear skin and the small waist, she's signaling her health and her fertility.
So, I'm sorry, I know a lot of guys, a lot of people don't want to have kids, but if you have a sex drive, you want to have kids.
It's how we perpetuate the species.
It's really basic.
So, women like a man who is a good hunter-gatherer because if she's pregnant, she can't go out and hunt and gather.
So that's going to be someone who's strong and who can protect her and who can go run down the elk.
That's a man who's decisive and knows how to get things done.
So in the modern times, that's going to be someone with a really good job, wears a nice suit.
He's signaling his success that he's good at providing.
Now we dance.
Chance, you'll be back after.
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Harper wants you, America, to entrust your country to his running mate, Dean Cain.
But there's a lot that Hopper's not telling you.
What's he trying to hide?
For example, why is Dean Cain seen here bullying this poor black man?
What was that about?
Is he a racist?
Hopper wants you to vote for him, an all-white dog, and a racist.
I think not.
Hopper Kang 2016.
unfit, unqualified, and un-American.
Paid for me, Sheldon, Acorn City Squirrels.
What?
This is just struck me.
What?
Keep it.
And we are back with the whitest guest ever, at Courtney Scoffs.
Someone has to be white.
Someone has to be white this evening, but people will riot over that.
A few men commented on Twitter that you look lovely this evening, and we tossed it to some people to ask questions for you.
Uh-oh.
Oh, jeez.
I'm not going to show you my feet, Dick Morris parody account.
Ha ha ha!
You do not know the Pandora's box that you just opened.
Not gonna do it.
Oh, and Chewbacca's lover.
He wants to talk about Deadpool or something nerdy.
I like Deadpool.
Deadpool's good.
Okay, let's move on.
Deadpool was pretty good.
I liked the Deadpool.
Someone asked this.
Nastiest thing a guy ever did on a first date.
This guy says, I got Alfredo spit in my mouth once.
There's a story there that I don't think I want to follow up on.
Your floor.
I don't think I've ever had a nasty first date.
No.
Why are your teeth so perfis-y?
I think someone might say perfect.
Does she date black guys?
I did go out with a black guy.
One of the first dates that the matchmaker set up with me was with a black guy.
His parents were actually from an African country.
Was he prone to looting?
He paid.
So, you know, I think he paid with his own money and he didn't knock over a Walmart.
Good for him.
And now we end the program.
Yes, and now we end the program.
Demonetize.
I will tell you this.
I've dated several black women, and one of whom I'm still friends with, the reason it didn't work was she was very sexually aggressive.
Okay.
And I don't know if that's typical of black women.
I know Tommy Sotomayor was...
You're such a racist.
No, no.
She was very...
And I had it with two girls.
One in high school and one after high school.
And that was something that I definitely noticed I was not used to.
I was definitely not used to.
It was the flip side.
And I also think she wanted to get married and have babies literally six months after we stopped dating.
She was a little bit Italian.
Okay, so there you go.
People are asking if you date black guys.
The answer is yes.
She does not discriminate.
How about Hollywood changing things around?
Oh, okay, here's one.
I would imagine you're a fan of Tom Selleck.
I would imagine he's a guy who's...
Yeah.
Someone want to know, do you know they're redoing Magnum P.I. with a woman?
Oh, God.
I don't know if they do a mustache with that, if it's a non-binary Magnum P.I. Here's the thing, too.
This is a genuine question.
This has got to stop.
This has got to stop, because it's...
All they're doing is validating the idea that what men have done is better.
So all they're doing is copying.
They're not coming up with anything original on their own.
They're saying, well, the men did it, therefore we have to do it.
And their imitation is the finest form of flattery.
They're just giving credence to this whole idea that masculinity is better by copying what the men have done.
That goes for Ghostbusters, the new Ocean's 8, or whatever it is.
You guys are pathetic.
They couldn't come up with enough cast members to make a 13 or 14er.
I'm tired of it.
It's fine if girls want to have their own movie, but make it your own movie.
Don't copy what the boys have done.
It goes against everything that they're saying that they're for.
It's not real feminism.
Okay, remove that from it.
The idea that they're just sort of doing these redux of a male film.
This could be a blind spot, and this is, honestly, I talk with my wife about it.
I want to know what you think.
Do you feel when you go to the movies, and most action stars are men, or most leads are men, when you're watching it, do you think to yourself, like, of course it's another man.
Does it bother you, or do you genuinely not?
No?
No.
You don't feel like you want to see more women, period?
No.
In fact, where I go for CrossFit, my instructor, he loves comic book heroes, and he's got decals of comic book heroes everywhere.
And one time he said, I've got to get more female superheroes in here.
And I said, no, female superheroes are lame.
And there was a girl, she's probably in high school, who agreed with me.
She's like, yeah, they're really lame.
The reason we like to watch male superheroes is because men like to be heroes.
Women don't so much.
Am I saying that all women don't want to be heroes?
No.
There's an exception to every rule.
But most women don't want to go out and save.
A lot of women actually want to be saved by a strong enhanced plan.
Most women want to go out and spend.
The money that you've earned, because we're all gold diggers.
They're gold digging hooahs!
It's a problem.
That's interesting, because I thought you quit CrossFit.
No.
Oh, wow, that's awful.
So, anyways, but the same thing is, you're going there and you're...
My squat one rep max is 253 pounds.
Well, that's pretty impressive.
Poor girl.
But you are obviously stronger...
Line up, gentlemen.
Yes, you are obviously stronger than most women, and so you're a strong woman going, I don't want to see female superheroes.
I don't so much care about female superheroes.
I do get peeved when it's, you know, superpowers, you can make everything okay.
It's just one, you know, one page of writing.
But when you see the female salt with Angelina Jolie or Charlie's angels, and here's the deal.
It's like Cameron Diaz in high heels pinning a guy, which by the way, if you understand physics, there's no leverage to sidekick pin a guy against a wall.
That to me is insulting to my intelligence.
I would prefer if they just showed us their breasts.
So it's called the suspension of disbelief.
And in fiction, in all fiction, even if it's a fantasy, you have what's called the suspension of disbelief where there are rules in that universe.
There are a lot of people who think, With Charlie's Angels and some of these other movies, your suspension of disbelief is you can't do it because you know she can't kick that guy's butt.
So they have to do like what they did with the Black Widow character, Scarlett Johansson.
They've got her doing all of these weird moves, so she's throwing people off balance, and it's a spectacle of...
But the only other way that you can make a woman equal in strength to a man is for a patriarchy to have given her the strength of a man.
And that would be Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I think Wonder Woman.
Which, in fairness, looks like a good movie coming out.
But it's also because she's hot.
That's how they sell it to men.
That's true.
That's still how they sell it to men.
And that's because...
Wonder Woman isn't really for him.
Look at her outfit.
There's no way a woman like that with that outfit is going to go into battle.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, that's not a conversation.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's like, ah, you will take my finest sword.
And to you, I give my armor.
And to you...
There's panties.
I think you'll be good about it.
Metal panties.
Maybe the outfit is to distract the opposing army.
That's true.
That's a good point.
She comes running out of the trenches and they're like, look a girl.
Do I save her or do I... Oops.
Do I kill her?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And if it's a gay superhero in the Marvel universe, they would just criticize her outfit.
So either way, they distract her.
Do I shop with her or do I... I don't know.
Yeah, and a woman in battle will put her hair in a ponytail.
She wouldn't have it flying all over the place.
Oh, that's a good point.
If you ever watch the female fighters, they're usually in cornrows.
Yeah.
Which is horrible.
And no makeup.
They don't have makeup on either because if it drips and gets in your eyes, it's not going to work.
There are only two excuses.
Well, there's only one excuse for cornrows in a woman, and that's fighting.
If going on a crappy cruise and coming back with those stupid little beads in your hair is unacceptable.
Someone wants to know, hey, Mike Schwan, what do you think of Canadians?
Sorry, this kind of turned into an online dating set.
This wasn't what we meant to do, but...
That's okay.
What do I think of Canadians?
In what context?
I don't know.
I guess he's trying to say, would you narrow them out?
No.
What's your litmus test for crazy?
That question.
Stephen Crowder.
There are so many people asking these questions.
I love it.
Well, I mean, listen, I'm just saying...
Of course, Dick Moore is asking about your feet.
You're not going to see him.
No, it's interesting that you say this and you get this controversy.
You know, it is...
It's one of those issues where you'll have people who love you and then one issue and they disagree with you and they abandon ship completely.
And sometimes you get these guys who are hyperly sensitive who think they're conservative.
And if you're hyperly sensitive and you get triggered because I said I didn't want to go out with a fat guy, sorry.
If you're overweight and you want to go out with somebody who's fit, you should be fit.
These are basics.
And if a guy is going to get that easily triggered, it's not going to work out.
Do not send me a tweet.
Do not send me a Facebook message saying that I'm wrong and I'm a horrible person.
You got to look in the mirror sometimes if you're that upset about something a total stranger has said, not even about you personally.
Sorry.
There's a hefty raise in it for you if you can get an exclusive with Anthony Weiner.
I don't think it would be hard.
Listen, it's all about intent.
You don't have to mean any of it.
Okay.
It could be hard, though.
I think I'm probably too old for Anthony Weiner.
Good point.
That guy looks like...
He looks...
How big is the Rays?
Because, I mean...
Well...
I like expensive things.
It depends on...
Anthony Weiner will provide the Rays.
That was the trick in the question.
Nice double entendre.
Anthony Weiner looks like...
I saw a scene one time with that guy.
I always forget his name.
It's not the...
The guy from Miracle on 34.
It's either Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney.
I get them confused.
The guy from The Practice.
Good looking guy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a scene in a film where he was kidnapped by the mob and they put a Ziploc bag over his face to suffocate him, right?
So as he's inhaling, the Ziploc bag just sucks in his face.
I feel like that's what Anthony Weiner looks like.
Huh.
A sucked-in Ziploc bag.
I never thought about this before.
This is new information for me to process, but you're right.
You know, like, his cheeks are sunk.
Like, he looks like he's been cutting weight for a wrestling meet or he has, like, the worst variety of AIDS. Mm-hmm.
And I would like to hear from any women out there, do those photos work for you, ladies?
Because I've not met a woman who really likes to see those creepy...
I think if it's like their husband or something, it's like a playful kind of picture or something.
You like seeing good-looking men if you're married, but I don't think that a 15-year-old...
There's no selfie that even a good-looking man can pull off.
Guys, nobody looks good in a selfie, and guys tend to all look like child-molesting creepers.
I do a pretty good reenactment of the Coppertone ad with Hopper yanking at my jockeys.
It's pretty good.
It's a pretty good one.
But your selfies, you're intending to look silly.
This is true.
I've seen them, and they're really funny because it's like you know you can't look good in a selfie, so you goof it up.
No.
Well, that's a big thing with men, obviously, being funny.
It's an evolutionary mechanism because men want to sleep with women regardless.
Jared just sent me a selfie.
Thanks, Jared.
Oh, gosh.
No.
No.
Please make sure this is work safe.
I don't know what's going on behind my back with this office.
Sorry, people.
You know, honestly, we're going off on it because I don't want to go back to the riots.
I just blew my passionate wad earlier.
I can't get back into it.
It's too much.
No, it's better to talk about the triggering gender roles.
Well, it is important as well, and a lot of people simply want to.
I mean, you know, we were talking about that little boy.
If that were your little boy crying over an almond joy, am I out of line in saying, listen, you want to love it, but tell him, like, hey, cut it out.
So here's the thing.
A few years ago, there were some businesses who put up signs that said, children not welcome.
And I had a friend, she's got young children, and she said, oh, that is so anti-life.
There's so much culture of death in our society now that people hate children.
And I said, no, that's not it.
Because we've always had children, and only now our business is putting up signs saying, don't bring your kids in.
I have one on my door.
Yeah.
Anthony Weiner has the opposite, says children please.
Go ahead.
Oh gosh.
Parents these days aren't disciplining their kids, so they're letting their kids run crazy everywhere.
They have this entitlement mentality, especially a lot of young moms.
They think that they're martyrs to a cause or something, and that their kids deserve everything, and they're raising a bunch of little brats, and people hate it.
So I would have never thrown a tantrum in a store at five or six.
I would have been terrified.
And it's not the kid's fault either.
It's like a poorly behaved dog.
We can't be mad at the kids.
It's these parents.
Sorry, millennial parents.
I don't know.
It is a weird time.
I know every generation has wondered this, but I do wonder what's going to happen when this group of kids who've been raised in this kind of environment, and they go off and they're building our planes.
They're engineering our roads.
We have to let you go.
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Thank you very much for being with us.
I'll talk with her tomorrow.
Stay tuned.
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You know what's funny?
And I really appreciate the audience who listens to the program.
When I feel like we're going off on a tangent or something, people go with us.
And they appreciate it because we really do obviously try and cover what matters that week.
And sometimes it's too much.
It really is.
Sometimes it's just this week.
We were talking about this.
Earlier, I was going, man, I don't know how we do this show.
There are some weeks that are so harrowing.
And like I said, we didn't get into the Chelsea bombing so much because so much had happened since there, which is even more horrifying, if you could believe it, than the Chelsea bombing.
Which is crazy to think about.
Obviously, you have Islamic terrorists who want to blow us up.
Well, what could be worse?
You can understand, not that it's at all acceptable, Or forgivable why people raised Muslim would want to kill Americans in these Muslim countries, I mean Islamic countries, places like Syria.
You can understand because they've been indoctrinated with their whole life.
They've never had anything good.
Their entire lives.
And they've been told that everything good that comes from the West is decadent and therefore immoral.
And that's something that you get a lot of, unfortunately, even Christians.
They feel guilty for enjoying life, which is horrible.
That's not the way it should be.
So they channel all their hatred here.
You can somewhat understand it.
But it's more upsetting to have millennial privileged Americans, yep, even black millennial privileged Americans who've grown up in decent schools, who have had every opportunity afforded to them, even if they're lower middle class, and certainly more opportunities afforded to them than lower class white people in the United States.
Or their parents' generation.
Or their parents' generation.
And they decide to go out and commit these heinous crimes against fellow Americans.
That really is, it's not a foreign threat.
It's internal, and it's an unjustifiable one when you look at the evidence.
And I know, your white privilege is showing.
Yep, you know what?
I guess it is.
I've kind of accepted that.
Oh, you're a white guy.
Yep, I'm a white guy, and so I guess I have white guy opinions.
And so sometimes, you really do, you go into that first rant that wasn't planned, and You get passionate and it's hard.
It can get very difficult because we really do mean what we say.
And I will say this.
I've found myself doing this, and I think it's important.
Maybe there's some other people out there.
You really do need to guard your heart and be careful to not let it make you bitter.
Like I said, I can only imagine the kids who are being raised here watching what's happening in Charlotte or London, the Black Lives Matter, and just these brutal attacks.
And I can really, unfortunately, see kids being more racist and this kind of a situation putting hatred in their heart.
And from their mind, it's understandable.
And on the black side as well.
They're being lied to, being told that cops are picking them off with open season.
And so they grow up with hatred in their heart because of the George Soroses, because of the Hillary Clintons, because of the Bernie Sanders who want to pander for their votes.
And they tell them, we must stop with the innocent deaths of young black people.
So they grow up with hatred in their heart and they harbor it specifically toward white people.
And then white people see these kids, whether it's on campus, saying, bitch, I love your white tears, like we covered before.
That makes them harbor hatred.
When they see people getting beaten up and stripped naked and dragged through concrete as we see in these protests, that makes them hateful.
And it's easy for it to take root.
It needs to be a daily gut check.
I've talked about this.
My dad, there are very few people I respect more than my father.
He grew up in Detroit.
You know, there were the Detroit riots.
He'll be the first to tell you.
A lot of people he knew and a lot of people who are still there were racist.
And for him, and for me, being a Christian, absolutely in my personal life, I will tell you, is a system of accountability that forces me every morning to look at myself and say, okay, what's wrong there?
And sometimes I catch it.
Sometimes you catch just a little ember of something that you go, what is this?
Why am I feeling this way?
And especially in weeks like this, it's easy for that thing to grow.
And it's easy for it to grow on all sides.
It doesn't mean that all sides are right.
Doesn't mean that the kid who thinks falsely that black people are being picked off by cops because all cops are racist doesn't make that any less of a lie, but it has a net outcome that's significant.
And especially when you see right now in the age of social media, we've talked about this too, the beauty of social media, the beauty of what happens online right now, there are no more gatekeepers.
We can have this audience, you guys, bigger than CNN, most shows, and we're incredibly grateful.
On the flip side, there is, you know, through all the algorithms and through what people do on social media, people tend to only congregate with people who agree with them.
And so there's an incentive to provide you with exactly what you want to hear.
And so that grows.
That fans the flame of hatred or ignorance, whatever it is.
I'm not talking social justice warrior language.
Hatred, ignorance.
I'm talking about actual gut checks for people out there.
Because it can happen.
Like Courtney was saying, there are some guys out there who genuinely have been wronged by women and they hate women.
That's not the patriarchy.
That's not most men at all.
But there are some guys out there.
There are some people out there who see what's happening in Charlotte.
And they lump all black people under that umbrella.
Or they apply falsely that it's a genetic factor as opposed to right now a very horrible period in time where black Americans have regressed unbelievably.
And it's easy to let that take root in you and get angry.
And it sells.
It sells so much.
We talk about how often do you hear on conservative AM radio or it's just the outrage machine.
And I always want it to be real when that occurs on this program.
When I tell you I'm exhausted because this really does, at a certain point, it hurts my heart, literally, to see those things.
You watch it, and we get horrified just like you do.
That's why I don't want to come on this program every single day and go, oh, I can't believe this country's crap.
Well, these AM radio hosts and these conservative talking heads have said, this country's crap forever.
Right?
Because of the person who's...
Listen, it doesn't matter who's in office.
It's still the greatest country in the world.
And there's a lot to be thankful for.
And maybe that's your counterbalance.
But it is really easy to let that negativity...
And yes, hate, it is a real thing grow in you, especially in weeks like this.
But that also absolves you of accountability.
Because here's the thing.
It's always reversible.
And so when you just say this is the way it is, and you allow the anger to consume you, guess what?
You're no longer able to be productive.
So, it's not just a feel-good care bearer.
It actually can help you, being positive and becoming a better person.
Talk to you next week.
Thank you for watching.
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