Poor Little Tink Tink - Katt Williams: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
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There's a white boy that ran track for a motherfucking living.
He ran track for a motherfucking living, and he lost both his motherfucking legs.
Now, I hate losers and quitters, but I feel like if you run for a motherfucking living and you lose both of your motherfucking legs, you should be allowed to sit this motherfucker out.
You have done everything.
There was for you to do.
And this motherfucker on some gangster shit decide not only is he gonna walk again, he decide he gonna fucking race again.
Now you got to be in tune with your fucking star player to pull this shit off.
Cause they made him some aluminum racing legs and shit look like bent back paper clips and shit.
Just...
Don't try to act like something wrong with me.
Some of you motherfuckers saw the story.
You know what the fuck I'm talking about.
It looked like them back paperclips.
Like two baby boomerangs and shit.
That's what he had to run on.
That motherfucker had to be in tune with his star fucking player.
Because sometimes motherfuckers ain't gonna have your back like you think you should.
And this motherfucker now gotta come in on his aluminum racing legs and race again.
And he gotta try to come in and be all calm and smooth and not draw too much attention to himself.
up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up Yeah, you gotta go over there and sign up first before you race.
okay.
Yeah.
They said I gotta sign up first. .
It's no sign up at all.
Tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, tee.
He all at the starting line.
You know motherfuckers fucking with him.
Doing all sorts of unnecessary exercises with their legs and shit.
just on your mark tink tink tink tink tink And the craziest fucking thing happened.
This motherfucker not only started running, this motherfucker started winning.
And you know a hater can't stand a goddamn winner.
And the last place you want to be in a motherfucking foot race is behind the motherfucker with no goddamn foots.
That's the last...
I bet that motherfucker was mad as shit.
My leg's tired.
Ain't your legs tired?
His legs ain't tired.
He just...
Just paper clips and sparks everywhere.
But you're going to have to be in tune with your star fucking player because these haters do not play fair.
These hating ass motherfuckers at the Olympic Committee let this motherfucker race and then waited till he won and then disqualified him and said, and I quote, he had an unfair advantage.
Are you talking about the motherfucker running with no goddamn legs?
Is that who the fuck you talking about?
Poor little Tink Tink.
Think about that when you think you having a bad goddamn day.
Poor little Tink Tink.
Ain't that a bitch?
That's why you gonna have to be in tune with your star fucking player.