Louder with Crowder - Poor Little Tink Tink - Katt Williams: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Aired: 2008-10-15
Duration: 03:32


=== Running on Paper Clips (03:32) ===

[00:00:00]  There's a white boy that ran track for a motherfucking living.
[00:00:03]  He ran track for a motherfucking living, and he lost both his motherfucking legs.
[00:00:08]  Now, I hate losers and quitters, but I feel like if you run for a motherfucking living and you lose both of your motherfucking legs, you should be allowed to sit this motherfucker out.
[00:00:18]  You have done everything.
[00:00:20]  There was for you to do.
[00:00:22]  And this motherfucker on some gangster shit decide not only is he gonna walk again, he decide he gonna fucking race again.
[00:00:29]  Now you got to be in tune with your fucking star player to pull this shit off.
[00:00:33]  Cause they made him some aluminum racing legs and shit look like bent back paper clips and shit.
[00:00:39]  Just...
[00:00:44]  Don't try to act like something wrong with me.
[00:00:46]  Some of you motherfuckers saw the story.
[00:00:47]  You know what the fuck I'm talking about.
[00:00:49]  It looked like them back paperclips.
[00:00:50]  Like two baby boomerangs and shit.
[00:00:53]  That's what he had to run on.
[00:00:54]  That motherfucker had to be in tune with his star fucking player.
[00:00:57]  Because sometimes motherfuckers ain't gonna have your back like you think you should.
[00:01:01]  And this motherfucker now gotta come in on his aluminum racing legs and race again.
[00:01:06]  And he gotta try to come in and be all calm and smooth and not draw too much attention to himself.
[00:01:13]  up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up Yeah, you gotta go over there and sign up first before you race.
[00:01:34]  okay.
[00:01:35]  Yeah.
[00:01:36]  They said I gotta sign up first. .
[00:01:44]  It's no sign up at all.
[00:01:46]  Tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, tee.
[00:01:53]  He all at the starting line.
[00:01:55]  You know motherfuckers fucking with him.
[00:01:57]  Doing all sorts of unnecessary exercises with their legs and shit.
[00:02:00]  just on your mark tink tink tink tink tink And the craziest fucking thing happened.
[00:02:13]  This motherfucker not only started running, this motherfucker started winning.
[00:02:17]  And you know a hater can't stand a goddamn winner.
[00:02:20]  And the last place you want to be in a motherfucking foot race is behind the motherfucker with no goddamn foots.
[00:02:28]  That's the last...
[00:02:29]  I bet that motherfucker was mad as shit.
[00:02:31]  My leg's tired.
[00:02:39]  Ain't your legs tired?
[00:02:40]  His legs ain't tired.
[00:02:42]  He just...
[00:02:43]  Just paper clips and sparks everywhere.
[00:02:52]  But you're going to have to be in tune with your star fucking player because these haters do not play fair.
[00:02:58]  These hating ass motherfuckers at the Olympic Committee let this motherfucker race and then waited till he won and then disqualified him and said, and I quote, he had an unfair advantage.
[00:03:14]  Are you talking about the motherfucker running with no goddamn legs?
[00:03:17]  Is that who the fuck you talking about?
[00:03:19]  Poor little Tink Tink.
[00:03:22]  Think about that when you think you having a bad goddamn day.
[00:03:25]  Poor little Tink Tink.
[00:03:26]  Ain't that a bitch?
[00:03:28]  That's why you gonna have to be in tune with your star fucking player.