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Oct. 20, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
01:44:32
#1086: Tucker, The Man And His Texan Part 2

In this installment, Dan and Jordan wrap up Alex's troubling interview with Tucker and learn that developing super-powers isn't as easy as it should be.

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a
alex jones
12:49
d
dan friesen
50:59
j
jordan holmes
25:55
t
tucker carlson
13:05
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unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
Knowledgeparty.com.
It's time to pray.
unidentified
And I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
alex jones
Shang me are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Reddler.
alex jones
Andy and Pansy.
Andy and Pandy.
Stop.
Andy and Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Andy.
It's time to pray.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the airplane for all of us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fake tin color.
I'm a huge fan.
dan friesen
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
I'm Dan.
alex jones
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jersey.
alex jones
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, we're continuing.
It's MacGyver.
jordan holmes
It's MacGyver.
dan friesen
I love this fucking show.
So here's the deal.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I've described to you some of the episodes of MacIver up to this point.
jordan holmes
Yes, you have.
dan friesen
And how would you characterize the antagonists on this show?
The people who he's going up against?
jordan holmes
I mean, I would go probably like face, but in front of an organization, you know, like, I'm the evil guy, but actually I work for Blue Gay Boogie Evil Corporation.
dan friesen
Maybe.
But like a terrorist group of some sort.
Someone with an evil plan.
jordan holmes
Borderline comic book villain, but pull it back to be like a factory owner.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I'm on episode six.
Yeah.
And here's what happens.
He gets a call from a buddy of his who's in the Amazon.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Birds are scared.
And so this guy is.
jordan holmes
Birds are scared.
dan friesen
Birds are scared.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So this guy in the Amazon is like, I got to call in MacGyver.
We've got to see what the fuck's going on.
jordan holmes
Birds are scared.
End of sentence.
dan friesen
There's something going on deep in the jungle.
And, you know, you obviously are thinking, well, this is going to be some sort of a mining operation.
jordan holmes
There's going to need a whatever.
dan friesen
MacGyver's got to kick some ass.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Placate the birds.
jordan holmes
Otherwise, he's just an ornithologist, right?
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he goes and helps his buddy.
They end up finding this guy named Trumbo, who runs a chocolate plantation in the middle of the Amazon because they need a guide to take them into the Amazon.
And the local authorities, no one will allow a guide.
So they got to go talk to Trumbo.
They go to this guy's chocolate place.
He eventually agrees to take them himself.
So they go on a trek into the Amazon to find the big villain of the episode, ants.
jordan holmes
All right.
So he is an ornithologist.
dan friesen
It's a bunch of ants.
jordan holmes
Wait, so there's a bunch of ants.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
So how is MacGyver's specific skill set going to apply to a lot of ants?
dan friesen
Well, you know, they try a bunch of things.
What, naturally?
So that, yeah, everybody runs away from the plantation because they're scared of the ants.
jordan holmes
Are they the kind of ants that are just like, ah, they'll just overflow everything?
unidentified
Okay, okay.
jordan holmes
It's miles of unstoppable ants.
dan friesen
MacGyver's buddy trips and falls into the ants.
jordan holmes
He's dead.
dan friesen
Eaten immediately.
jordan holmes
Immediately.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
So there's a lot of ants.
We're talking about scary ants.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
This has happened before.
There have been ant landslides or whatever.
dan friesen
But I don't think they kill you that fast.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I've never been eaten by ants before.
dan friesen
Right.
It's a terrifying situation.
And so MacGyver and Trumbo have to figure out how to protect the plantation.
Sure.
And so their first option is to flood some of the stuff, some of the Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Ah, I know that ants are too smart for your fucking moat.
They can build boats out of ants.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
Not quite.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
What they do is they end up going up the trees and biting leaves off the trees, which they then use as boats to go across the water.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Brilliant.
The masterminds.
dan friesen
So MacGyver constructs a flamethrower that's going to keep them at bay once they cross the moat.
jordan holmes
Right.
Right, naturally.
So they, of course, build rock walls.
dan friesen
No, the fire.
They run out of fuel.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
For that.
jordan holmes
That'll happen.
dan friesen
And so MacGyver has to construct a suit, a protective suit, and make a bomb to blow the dam that will flood the entire valley and drown all the ants.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So he manages to do that.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And they save the chocolate plantation.
jordan holmes
Now, I put this forth to you.
Perhaps there should have been a consultation with somebody about whether or not it's more important for the ants to be there than the chocolate plantation.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think there's a question of it being a natural thing.
Natural force.
jordan holmes
Excuse me, Mr. MacIver.
Can you please tell me the story again?
You built a suit and then blew up our dam unilaterally without talking to anybody?
dan friesen
In this case, the world we are expected to understand.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The dam only exists in order to facilitate the chocolate plantation.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
So it's not screwing over any other local aggravation.
jordan holmes
Self-contained.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a sacrifice that they make in order to save the plantation from the ants.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
My concerns are taken care of.
dan friesen
It's fucking insane that it's ants.
jordan holmes
Why, why, why MacGyver?
dan friesen
Because he's friends with the bird guy.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
But what else does this guy call MacIver about?
Everything?
Does this guy call MacIver on?
Yeah, right?
Like a drop of the hat, like MacGyver.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Why him?
Why him?
I don't know, but it's great.
jordan holmes
And why not, once you find out it's ants, why not find a, why not call an ant guy?
dan friesen
Well, the guy who calls in MacGyver is like really excited about it being ants.
And he starts taking pictures of them, which is what leads to his death because he's not paying attention to falls.
He's a fool.
The fool.
Also, Trumbo is played by a guy named David Aykroyd, which I was sure was Dan Aykroyd's brother.
jordan holmes
Not related.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Unrelated.
dan friesen
Crazy.
jordan holmes
Just coincidence.
There are more than one name.
dan friesen
But Aykroyd?
jordan holmes
I've never heard it but once.
dan friesen
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, Dan, is...
Yeah.
dan friesen
No kisses.
jordan holmes
No kisses.
No smooches?
Not even once.
Well, I mean, listen.
dan friesen
It's all dudes.
jordan holmes
You're not going to want to kiss those ants.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it's all like dudes he's helping, really.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
At one point, he does save a villager who's trapped under a boat, and she was a woman.
And he's like, oh, he's going to kiss that lady.
jordan holmes
Not the time.
Not the time.
We're still running away from ants.
dan friesen
Yeah, too many ants.
jordan holmes
Too many ants in the business.
dan friesen
But I'm sorry, I interrupted.
jordan holmes
Sure.
No, no, no problem.
My bright spot is that there's a guy who plays baseball.
His name is Shohei Otani.
dan friesen
I heard him.
jordan holmes
Right.
Now, he's very good at baseball, but he did something that is not possible.
He played in the fourth game of the National League Championship Series.
This is the game that they were up three to nothing.
This is the game that would take them to the World Series.
This would send them to the World Series.
Shoe Otani was pitching in this game, naturally.
He was also hitting because he's the only player in the world who can do that.
So the first thing he did in the first inning was he struck out the side, right?
Three guys.
Gone.
Right?
And then the next thing he did, the very next thing he did, because he's the pitcher and the leadoff hitter, was he struck out the side and then he went and hit a home run.
dan friesen
That's embarrassing.
That's disrespectful.
jordan holmes
It is very disrespectful.
It's very disrespectful.
But now let me tell you what happens over the next several innings.
He strikes out seven more people.
dan friesen
That's good.
jordan holmes
In six innings, no runs, and then he hits two more home runs.
dan friesen
Jesus.
jordan holmes
The man hit three home runs, threw six innings, struck out ten, won the game by himself.
dan friesen
He's like the MacGyver of baseball.
jordan holmes
It's insane.
It's not possible to do that stuff.
dan friesen
Do you think that he's bored?
jordan holmes
No, no, because not only that, not only did he do those things, he didn't just, you know, because there have been pitchers who, through sheer luck or adrenaline or whatever, who have won games single-handedly in the past in the postseason.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Thrown nine inning, complete game shutout, hit a home run, won the game, that whole thing.
dan friesen
Jeff Supon.
jordan holmes
Something like that.
Yeah.
Maybe.
dan friesen
One of those Cardinals guys.
jordan holmes
But it would be like, it would be somebody hit a home run that just barely makes it out, 348 feet, something like that.
Shoe Otani hit a baseball outside of the baseball park.
dan friesen
Right.
And it's one of three home runs.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The total of which they put it together was like 1,400 feet between the three of them.
They're inventing new ways to say he hit the ball really far.
They have to try and create new forms of like, oh, well, if you lined up all of his home runs back to back to back, it would be a mile.
dan friesen
And we've already had Bugs Bunny do the like stickers on the ball.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So he can't do that.
That's fucking nuts.
jordan holmes
It's genuinely nuts.
There's like, you couldn't imagine if you had written something like if Carl Sandberg or Ring Lardner was writing a like baseball player sells his soul to the devil to become the greatest baseball player of all time.
The devil would make him a really good hitter because to do both of those things would be unrealistic.
dan friesen
It really seems to like he's going to have some real bad medical problems just from a physics standpoint of like how much strain that's putting on your arm to pitch that much and hit.
jordan holmes
I think he might be made of solid steel.
dan friesen
Man.
jordan holmes
He's a tree.
dan friesen
He's either a tree or he's he's still young.
Like he could he could hit 30 and then just be like, you're dead.
jordan holmes
He's 31.
dan friesen
Oh, fuck.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, he's unstoppable.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
He is an unstoppable, perfect hitting movie.
It's ridiculous.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
You shouldn't be able to do those things.
dan friesen
Well, good for him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's great.
Good for him.
dan friesen
Breaking records.
jordan holmes
The greatest to ever do a thing.
dan friesen
But that's what I'm saying is at a certain point, you kind of have to start to get bored unless someone can step up to be as good as you.
jordan holmes
There was a moment when he hit his second home run, which was on a pitch that was about a foot inside off the plate.
Like, you can't hit that pitch for a hit, let alone a thousand feet of it.
But there was a moment, and he hit it, and his shoulders slumped like that.
And he just looked up at it like, God damn.
I'm too good at it.
dan friesen
Sorry, I'm so good.
jordan holmes
I'm too good at this.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's a point where...
There's a point where humility doesn't work anymore, and you have to turn into like a huge narcissist crazy person.
jordan holmes
I mean, there was the Michael Jordan game where he's the, you know, famously, he's just going, I don't even know what's going on here, buddy.
I'm just great.
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
That was very much where we're at with Shohei.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we saw what happened with Jordan.
jordan holmes
He went crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
But this guy, he's got a dog.
dan friesen
Jordan had a dog.
jordan holmes
Ah, but he didn't like him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
His dog was called Gambling.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
It is the conclusion of Alex and Tucker having their little bull session.
Right.
And I was thinking about maybe not covering this, but I'm deeply committed to giving you superpowers.
And I really want to see this thing through.
jordan holmes
God damn.
I take it it got a lot better.
dan friesen
It's good.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we're going to talk about this, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, thanks for keeping my grad school commute from KC to Columbia entertaining compared to what y'all do.
And archaeologist archaeology thesis is a piece of cake.
Regards, future curator of the Smithsonian secret Nephilim bones.
Thank you so much, Jernhow Policy Walk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you very much.
Columbia Como.
Go down to power plant over there.
It's across from the Taco Bell on Providence.
Yay!
Next, my spouse is currently receiving top surgery as I type this.
I'm listening to your episode 1068 to distract my anxiety.
I would love to get a shout for, a shout out for, I guess you could say, my titty loser baby.
Thank you so much, you're an out policy walk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And to Andy in Cincinnati, so proud of you for going back to school.
Sorry for making you spend half of your free time listening to the worst ever Nazi shit to figure out what Mint Chip's whole deal is.
And I pray one day that we may be free from that curse entirely.
I am doubtful.
Thank you so much, Jernhow Policy Wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And we got technical credit to the mixed.
So thank you so much to this subscription is being paid for by a collective comprised of one hen, two ducks, three squatting geese, four limerick oysters, five corpulent porpoises, six pairs of Don Alzevero's tweezers, 6,000 Macedonians in full battle array,
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Thank you so much, you're an hour technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home to your mother telling you, brilliant.
Someone, sodomite, sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Sharp.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
Jarjar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
He's a loser, little, little kitty baby.
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
So thrilled to have Gary Busey on board.
jordan holmes
That's awesome.
You need to hear it to actually understand what, because I read a little bit of that and I was like, well, I don't know what's going on here.
But then the moment you started reading it, I was like, oh, fuck.
Good call.
Yep.
Well done.
dan friesen
So we jump back in after Alex's bathroom break, which ended our last episode.
And they start talking a little bit about the COVID and vaccines and stuff.
Sure.
And this is an important issue to touch on because Trump just recently got another COVID vaccine.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And the flu vaccine.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And it seems like he shouldn't have done that.
jordan holmes
Well.
dan friesen
Based on all their beliefs.
Yeah.
tucker carlson
Oh, well.
So Trump got the vax?
The COVID vax?
alex jones
That's right.
Last week, he bragged when he got his medical exam that he got the new experimental flu shot and the Pfizer booster, which his own HHS had basically said don't give to pregnant women and women and adults, and that they've proven erases your immune system is absolutely horrible.
But after he had Albert Borla a few weeks ago at the White House praising Pfizer, he's now gone on and gotten it as a PR stunt.
So that really pissed off Trump's constituents.
And we, you know, we hope he didn't really take it because we need the big guy.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
tucker carlson
And I think there's, unless I'm misreading it, there seems like a legitimate and very large study out of South Korea that shows a connection between the COVID vaccine cancer because of the effects on the human immune system.
alex jones
Turns it off.
dan friesen
So the anti-vax folks have a new fun study to tout that allegedly shows that the COVID vaccine is killing everyone, but it's just another sloppy piece of inconclusive bullshit.
This is a retrospective study that looked at people who got the COVID vaccine a year later and tried to assess relative risks of developing cancer and found that for many cancer types, the risk was significantly increased.
On the surface, this looks like something that works for Alex's argument, but it's a bad paper for a number of reasons.
The first is that the authors didn't consider confounding variables, like people having family histories of cancer, and that would change things a lot.
The second is that idiots like Alex and Tucker, who are promoting the study, don't take into account the phenomenon of surveillance bias.
If you're somebody who's getting COVID vaccines and boosters, then it stands to reason that you're somebody who's making contact with medical professionals.
The more interaction you have with doctors, the more likely it is that they'll diagnose something that might have been missed otherwise.
So people who got more medical care often see increased diagnoses for things that other people would have, but not notice until the problems get severe.
Experts who have analyzed this study say that this dynamic explains the increase in cancer diagnoses that the paper shows.
There's no evidence presented that there's a causal connection between vaccination and cancer, and Alex is just making up that the vaccine shuts off your immune system.
If that were the case, we would have seen an almost unimaginable level of death all around the world, which Alex has been promising.
It's just around the corner for like the last four years.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know if Alex is a true believer in this shit, but Tucker absolutely got the COVID vaccine.
And it's a pretty damning look for Trump to get his shots at this point.
He made RFK the head of health and human services, and his entire fan base wants him to hang Dr. Fauci.
The anti-vaccine hysteria is such a huge part of Trump's appeal, so it should send a pretty clear message to his fans that he thinks they're stupid when he gets a COVID and flu shot in October 2025.
Stoking the flames of anti-science shit helps Trump because it invalidates and weakens authority figures who aren't him.
So he's happy to do it, even if that means advising people to do things that are detrimental to their own health.
But when it comes to his health, he's going to listen to the experts, not the dip shits that he's elevating and subjecting the public to.
Come on.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Come on, guys.
You get it.
jordan holmes
That's listen.
Hey, you become king to get the good shit, right?
Like, if I'm king, I'm not going to wallow the same with you.
Yeah, you fucking idiots made me king, but that's because you're dumb.
dan friesen
Yeah, rich people are still going to have access to safe abortions regardless of what laws they pass that other people are going to be subjected to.
Rich people and powerful people are going to have vaccines no matter what.
jordan holmes
It's the fun thing about being rich and powerful.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
They want to hurt others.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're great.
dan friesen
So maybe Trump fucking bragging about getting a shot.
jordan holmes
Of course he is.
dan friesen
The bragger.
Oh my God.
Maybe it was a fake shot.
unidentified
Come on.
jordan holmes
Wait, wait, wait.
dan friesen
Maybe it's fake.
jordan holmes
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you say that for serious, in real life, you have to then consider all the possible ways that it could be fake and the reasons for it being fake.
And none of those make any sense whatsoever.
dan friesen
Well, the one big distinction I would see is whether Trump knows that it's fake or not.
Sure.
Like, if he knows it's fake, then he's trying to get people to take a dangerous thing by pretending to get it himself.
jordan holmes
Which is murder.
dan friesen
That's real bad.
Yeah.
If he doesn't know.
jordan holmes
Then somebody's trying to murder him.
dan friesen
Right.
Anyway, nope.
Could be fake.
tucker carlson
Yep.
I don't understand that.
Do you think it was real?
alex jones
If I had to speculate on a conspiracy theory, pure speculation, Morlow was there a few weeks ago.
He did that $75 million deal to lower drug costs, which is a good thing Trump got.
And they said, hey, we got some bad PR.
Why don't you say you took the shot?
But I'd have to purely speculate.
You talked to Trump a lot more than anybody else, pretty much.
So maybe you can ask him why the hell he did that.
tucker carlson
Do you know anyone who has taken?
I mean, who would take that?
I mean, it's poison.
It's obviously poison.
alex jones
I think there's 2% uptake on the boosters now.
And it's no longer recommended by HHS, which means it has no longer has liability protection.
So, again, that is Trump who would say at the rallies, oh, take your shot.
They would boo him.
So he quit doing it.
And so it's things he does like that.
And then some Trump supporters think we're in a cult.
They go, you don't criticize anything Trump does.
No, all the time we do.
Like when Bondi said, let's pass hate speech laws.
That's what the ADL wants, Southern Party Law Center.
People got pissed.
She reversed herself that day.
So, no, it's good for the constituents when we see something wrong.
We put Trump in there to carry out our operations to restore the Republic, not to take experimental gene.
tucker carlson
But they're not an attack.
I mean, I'm sure you've had times in your life where you've been off on some lunatic tangent and people you love, members of your family, are like, hey, we love you.
Don't certainly happen to me a million times.
People I love are like, I don't think it's a good idea, whatever you're doing.
And you're grateful for that, right?
alex jones
Well, that's absolutely so.
But if I smoke a cigar, a few, you know, here and there isn't bad for you.
But you smoke a lot of them.
You'll, you know, you might get lip cancer or something.
I'm not up there.
tucker carlson
I don't believe that.
alex jones
I'm not here saying, kids, you should smoke cigars.
You know, the difference is Trump is up there doing it.
So it's just another one of those things he does.
Like, I think I'll give cruise missiles to Ukraine.
It makes you wonder what's going on sometimes.
I'm glad we don't have Kamala Harris.
Let's get that straight.
But I am a little concerned.
dan friesen
Lesser of two evils stuff.
But hey, I'm the guy who's all about principles.
These guys are so desperate for any way to pretend Trump didn't get the vaccine because what it implies.
It implies that he knows that the anti-vex people are stupid and he's exploiting them for their support and power that they provide.
This point Alex makes about Pam Bondi is interesting, though, because he says that she came out in favor of hate speech laws, but then got severe pushback from the base.
So she stopped the stuff that same day.
He's talking about her interview after the Charlie Kirk murder, where she talked about Josh Shapiro's house being firebombed and how her Department of Justice was going to go after hate speech, which was not protected speech.
Sure.
That was on September 15th.
And she did get a lot of heat for that, which led to a tweet that she posted the next day where she tried to do damage control.
In the tweet, she says, quote, hate speech that crosses the line into threats of violence is not protected by the First Amendment.
It's a crime.
For far too long, we've watched the radical left normalize threats, call for assassinations, and cheer on political violence.
That era is over.
She's entirely incorrect about the First Amendment.
And actually, it reflects this her doubling down on the call to punish speech, as opposed to what Alex is pretending she did.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
On October 8th, she was sitting right next to Trump at the Antifa propaganda event where he said that he took away the freedom of speech involved in flag burning.
She's illustrated a consistent ignorance and hostility towards free speech.
And Alex would have that position if he was anything other than a spineless hack who's in the pocket of power.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, there is a slight difference, right?
When she said it originally, she didn't make it clear that some hate speech is totally okay.
Right.
Second time around, she did make it pretty clear, like, we're only going after hate speech that's like, hey, these Nazis are bad, right?
dan friesen
Yeah.
When you make sure that you include a little thing about the radical left in there, you're fine.
jordan holmes
Everybody's fine.
dan friesen
When you talk about like, hey, we're going to go after hate speech, Josh Shapiro, a Democrat's house was firebombed.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
It makes the Nazis worried that you're going to-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
jordan holmes
You're going to hold us accountable for this shit?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I guess it is kind of her going back on.
jordan holmes
In a way.
In a way.
I think it's more like clarifying a point.
Like, just to be clear, all bets are off.
But those imaginary left people.
dan friesen
That clarification doesn't help if you have a problem with her position on speech.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It really does clear things up and address your concerns if it's really just like, hey, our side should just be able to do everything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
I mean, I imagine that it could go south if somebody in the Nazis was like, hey, everybody, we're going to really clamp down on violence.
unidentified
I bet they would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
dan friesen
So Alex says, like, you know, Trump, he does this weird stuff, like give missiles to Ukraine.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Get vaccines.
jordan holmes
It seems high stakes for them to just be, quote, weird stuff.
dan friesen
He says he doesn't like free speech.
All this strange stuff.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So what's up with that?
What is up with that?
jordan holmes
What is up with that?
tucker carlson
What is going on?
alex jones
Well, everybody knows Trump's really weird in a good way, in a lovable way.
But he does so much good, and then he does so many just really bizarre zigs and zags that sometimes you just have to ask what's happening.
But, you know, that video over a year ago of him and Kennedy, Robert Kennedy endorsed him a year and a half ago, that somebody shot of him on speakerphone kidney with Trump.
And Trump's like, well, maybe he's too big a shot and maybe the kids shouldn't take it.
Maybe you're right, Meil Bobby.
That's the Trump we need, not the Trump.
Oh, look, I took my shot.
It's so great.
Plus, the flu shot, they admit, look this up.
They've never in 50 years of the flu shot predicted the right mutation for that year's flu.
And it lowers your immune system to the next year's flu.
tucker carlson
So the flu shot paralyzed a relative of mine, a close relative of mine, briefly.
Paralyzed, waist down, paralyzed.
Period.
That a flu shot did that.
Fact.
alex jones
Paralyzed Kennedy's larynx.
tucker carlson
Yeah.
So I don't know why.
And is there any evidence the flu shot reduces overall mortality?
alex jones
You can look this up.
It has never worked.
It is an absolute total fraud.
They've never picked the right mutation for it.
And so if it's nothing exact mutation, it doesn't work.
tucker carlson
But over the population, there's no evidence that the flu shot, which you could get at your grocery store or the nurse's office or wherever at work, that it has reduced the number overall of dead people in the United States in a given year.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
So Alex, in that clip, he characterized Trump as a liar who changes his positions based on who he's talking to and what he wants to get out of them.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
He's happy to be really worried about the vaccines when he needs RFK to drop out of the race and endorse him, but now not so much.
He's an asshole who exploits people.
Even by the description, Alex wants to make it sound better than it is, but it's just pretty obvious.
jordan holmes
I don't know how language can alter the reality in the way that he wants it to.
Like, oh, hey, listen, I know.
Sometimes he does this weird stuff like cut off my feet.
You know, and I like, and I like feet.
You like feet.
dan friesen
I'm pro feet.
jordan holmes
Not too much.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
He likes feet too much because he stole mine with a knife.
But he's not that bad.
dan friesen
It's just a weird.
jordan holmes
It's just a weird quirk.
He steals people's feet.
Ah, what are you going to do?
dan friesen
He needed them at the time.
So Alex has this talking point that they've never correctly predicted the correct mutation for the strain of the flu.
And that's just a bullshit anti-vax talking point that reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of how annual flu shots are designed.
He's acting like it's an all-or-nothing thing where if they guess the right strain, then the vaccines work.
But if they don't, then they do nothing.
jordan holmes
Ah, it sucks.
dan friesen
Flu vaccines in the United States are trivalent, which means that it includes protection from the expected predominant strain of two types of influenza A, which is H1N1 and H3N2, and influenza B. But no vaccine is 100% effective.
Given the variety of influenza viruses that are out there in the world and how they mutate, the vaccines are usually about 40 to 60% effective at stopping transmission.
And studies have shown a decrease in mortality from the flu of between one-third and one-half in the time since their introduction widespread in 1945.
One of the reasons that Alex can get away with this sort of lazy propaganda that he puts out is that he can point to the 2014-2015 flu season, where the vaccine was only about 19% effective.
It's believed there should be a situation where the vaccine was poorly matched to the circulating strains, but it's important to understand the context behind that.
Our flu vaccines don't provide as good of protection against H3N2 because that strain has a higher likelihood of undergoing rapid antigenic changes.
The versions of H1N1 and influenza B that researchers are using to plan the vaccine in advance, they're likely to be structurally similar to what they'll look like when the actual flu season arrives.
But H3N2 mutates in more ways that interfere with vaccine effectiveness.
So when an H3N2 strain of the flu is the most prominent strain in a particular flu season, doctors are already playing at a disadvantage.
And it happened that in the 2014-2015 season, H3N2 was the largest flu strain, and it mutated in the time between the vaccine's creation and the flu season.
It was the worst combination of possible circumstances.
So it becomes the archetype that Alex pretends reflects every flu season, and it's total bullshit.
Yeah.
It's just nonsense.
And him talking like this to somebody who knew what he was talking about, they would be like, you're an idiot.
But he's talking to Tucker.
So he's like, oh my God, no shot ever worked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I don't know what he's talking about, but I still think he's an idiot.
dan friesen
Well, I think you can get some context clues.
A thousand episodes of our show.
jordan holmes
Right.
But second, it is, it is, I understand why it's so hard to communicate to a big structure of the population what they do because what that is sounds so much like magic.
You know, it is, it is very much like, how can I trust you to know so many fucking things?
That sounds fake as shit.
That sounds fake as shit.
It sounds like you made it up.
Oh, there's a dominant strain.
Of what?
I can't see shit, man.
I don't even know if germs are real.
That's where we're at in some places.
We're at germ theory might not be real.
And you're telling me about antigenic mutations?
Of course, we're not able to communicate.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, like, I think that Alex and Tucker might as well believe that witches work at BSL4 level labs.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Like, it's not science.
It's people with cauldrons.
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yes.
I genuinely think that for a lot of those people, what we just need to do is have two wings of the CDC, one of which wears witch outfits.
And then everybody will be like, oh, well, that's the good one for me.
dan friesen
I don't think so because I think that that, you know, you don't want to, I think in healthcare, generally, you don't want to validate people's delusions because generally that ends up spiraling into further trouble.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I agree in a way.
And here's how I'm going to put your point.
They need better messaging.
The CDC needs better messaging.
jordan holmes
Well, to imagine that people will just get on board is delusional in and of itself.
You know, that's kind of the situation there.
People aren't just going to like, oh, oh, shit.
Well, I didn't know H3N2 was the dominant strain.
You know?
dan friesen
And there's a lot of people who have strong motivations not to understand those things and not to get the messaging.
jordan holmes
Yeah, motivated unlearning.
dan friesen
People who have supplement companies.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, science has been discredited.
tucker carlson
So, given how obviously discredited science has been in the last five years, where normal people are like, I don't know what this is, but I'm against it.
Wouldn't now be the time to mandate a total halt to any Franken science underway where we're trying to create life or clone people or change the human genome.
alex jones
Gain of function.
tucker carlson
Gain of function, which is now like universal.
If gain of function didn't go away, gain of function became much more popular.
dan friesen
Science hasn't been discredited.
It just looks that way when you listen to lying idiots like Alex who don't know or care about science at all.
These dipshits think they see demons.
So just on a real ground level, it seems unwise to rely on them for critiques of any scientific thing.
They want to create a world where it's not seen as insane to rant about demons.
So they engage in fraudulent attacks on the foundations of science, which would tell them there aren't demons there.
Gain of function research is less common than these guys want to make it seem.
And I would guess that neither of them could give a coherent or consistent definition of what it actually is.
That being said, having some skepticism about the risk-benefit calculation with gain of function research isn't the most unreasonable position for someone to have.
The way these guys express that skepticism and all their beliefs around the issue are deeply insane.
But a rational person could reasonably have some doubts about whether it was worth it to share this stuff.
Sure.
Just to be clear.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
Here's what I say: go crazy with gain of function.
And I don't mean have a ton of people doing it.
I'm meaning, what kind of functions can we gain?
What else can we do anything with these things?
What can't they do?
dan friesen
Right.
I think that I'm worried because of the way you're saying this and the way that I think Alex and Tucker talk about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They look at it like you're giving a virus a knife.
jordan holmes
Right.
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
I want to see if a virus can just take out a foot.
Like, what can we do here with viruses?
dan friesen
I'm not going to be able to get foot heavy today.
jordan holmes
Well, you know, the previous one just kind of rolls over.
dan friesen
I, yeah.
Look, I don't.
Here's my line.
jordan holmes
Here's your line.
dan friesen
Okay.
Lightning and dead people.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
If you're doing franken science and it's like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, you're against it.
dan friesen
I'm against it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
Because I thought we were going the very opposite direction.
dan friesen
Well, I have a nuanced take.
Okay, fair enough.
No government funding.
jordan holmes
No government funding for bring people back to life sewn together.
dan friesen
With lightning.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
I think that's fair.
If the private market was.
jordan holmes
I don't want my tech sellers going to bring in monsters to light.
tucker carlson
Yeah.
dan friesen
Too dangerous.
Fair enough.
So the U.S. has turned on big pharma.
tucker carlson
Okay.
dan friesen
And that's whatever.
alex jones
Trump needs to know that the American people have rejected big pharma and they're tired of it and they hate Albert Borla.
They hate Anthony Fauci.
We don't need to be seeing Albert Borla, who's just as hated as Fauci at the White House.
We need to see Fauci and Albert Borla indicted for the things they've done.
tucker carlson
Why not just strip immunity from the vaccine makers?
Wouldn't that we have a system in place that's been in place for my whole life where if you're making a consumer product that hurts people, you can be sued.
And so people make consumer products try to make them safe because there are consequences to selling poison.
alex jones
That's exactly what should be done.
That's the 80s.
tucker carlson
But that's like simple.
That's super simple.
Like, why not?
It's only been 19.
I mean, I remember 1986 was 39 years ago.
It's not that hard.
This is not like in the Constitution that vaccine makers have blanket shield immunity.
alex jones
And now they're calling gene therapies vaccines.
You know, they changed the definition.
So now anything they want to inject into you that claims a vaccine with liability protection.
Well, that's why Kennedy removing the recommended status by HHS and FDA, when you do that, it technically removes the protection of the liability protection.
dan friesen
Technically, what are you talking about?
jordan holmes
I have no idea.
dan friesen
He's really hedging his language here.
jordan holmes
Well, technically.
dan friesen
Vaccines aren't the only pharmaceutical products that have liability protection.
In fact, most medications that are available on the market have some form of it.
You know how commercials for drugs have those long sections where they list off possible negative side effects?
That's part of their liability protection.
All drugs have potential side effects, and you can't sue the drug manufacturer for experiencing one of these side effects if they were properly disclosed and you were aware of them when you agreed to take the medication.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
If the drug company is lying about possible side effects and hiding the real safety issues with their product, then you can sue them.
It's just kind of difficult because of the burden of proof that comes along with like showing that this caused the harm.
It's a hard lawsuit to make, but you can still sue people.
jordan holmes
Prove I lied and then prove I did it to hurt you.
dan friesen
Yeah, big pharma totally sucks and needs to be regulated much more heavily, but removing liability protections isn't the way to go about that.
If we want a medical research industry that can attract the kind of investment it requires to make new innovative medicines, then they can't be in a position where they could be sued by anyone at any time about anything.
If you don't want that, though, like you don't want medical breakthroughs, then you really would want these companies to be bogged down in a ton of legal bullshit.
And that's a position you would expect to hear from people who make millions from supplement sales, pushing fake pills on their audience, insisting these are the real cures that the man doesn't want you to know about.
Medical innovation is a direct threat to their business model.
And forcing these pharmaceutical companies to address mountains of frivolous lawsuits is one of the best ways to remove their competition, selling colloidal silver and the milk, the milk, the colostrum.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And shilajit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, it's so weird because it's like, oh, people are fed up with big pharma for doing all of the things that our companies do.
But because we're unregulated, we can just lie about it.
You know, like they're regulated to the point where they have to tell you when they're screwing you over.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a liability protection on Alex's part for the supplements that he sells because there's no rules.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
It is interesting that there is a competing set of industries in the healthcare industry, one of which is interested in healing people, but maybe not necessarily curing people.
And another which is like, people better stay sick forever because then they will keep buying my shit.
dan friesen
We have one, well, and honestly, they might not be sick to begin with, but I need to convince them they need my system.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Exactly.
dan friesen
You have one system that does not work and is wholly corrupt.
And you have another system that does work and is mostly corrupt.
So what you need to do is not favor this-The corruption part needs to be ripped out of there!
Right.
And that's never going to happen with the side that doesn't work because without corruption, supplement collapse.
But yeah, you need to work on making the system that does work better.
Right.
Getting rid of liability protection around vaccines is a counterproductive move.
jordan holmes
It's what they, it's what I don't want to say they.
I want to say in specific, people who are trying to dismantle the public education system do is they put poor administrators into the public schools so people are like, well, public schools suck.
And it's like, no, that guy sucks on purpose.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If the system that is good and robust were run right.
jordan holmes
It could work if people did it.
tucker carlson
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So more people these days are talking about God.
jordan holmes
More?
dan friesen
Yep.
So many.
jordan holmes
Okay.
tucker carlson
Do you feel a rise?
Do you feel like people are talking about God and spiritual matters more than they did 10 years ago?
I mean, clearly they are.
Where's that going?
alex jones
I saw you with a guest a few weeks ago talk about this is well known.
I've talked to everybody that's done it.
I haven't done it.
Almost everyone that takes DMT, either from the Toad or the ayahuasca plant, these creatures show up that look like court gestures or space aliens, different things, and say, there are too many humans.
You need to wipe out the population.
Then you'll become gods.
It's the same message.
And they've had groups of people.
They've done studies.
tucker carlson
You need to wipe out, you need to kill people so you can become a god.
alex jones
Yes, you need to depopulate.
jordan holmes
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking pieces.
tucker carlson
Do you know people who've heard that message?
alex jones
Oh, absolutely.
I've had whole groups of studies that have had group hallucinations of this.
tucker carlson
Can I, I mean, I don't know.
I'm not the most spiritually sensitive person.
I'm hardly a theologian, but if some demon is telling you to kill people so you can become God, like we can say that's bad, right?
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen
You know what I mean?
Totally.
Totally.
So there's a rise in talking about God in these people because the right-wing political movement in this country has decided to become theocratic.
There's no sincere interest in God or Jesus or engaging in a real spiritual practice.
Media figures who are promoting right-wing politics have just realized that attaching their connection to power to divine right is an effective marketing tool.
jordan holmes
It's worked for a long time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
When Tucker says that more people are talking about God, what he means is that he recognizes that God is a brand, and that brand is pretty hot right now.
There's a God trend among far-right idiots, and they've found that it's easy to sell the idea of religion without having to be constrained by the morality or the teachings of said religion.
That's where we are.
That said, I will say, and I'll make this statement publicly.
DMT demons who tell you to kill everyone are probably bad influences.
I'll give Tucker his props there.
jordan holmes
I mean, listen, if you are taking advice from anyone who appears to you in a drug-induced dream, you're in the wrong.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're in the wrong.
Even if Gene Hackman dies, those are the sacrifices we make.
dan friesen
I think when you take drugs, you're capable of having insights.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I think that's possible.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't think that listening to entities that you imagine is a great call.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe taking on what they say and thinking about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
I think people just need to really change the music they listen to while they're doing all these drug trips.
Like, that's why we have Prague Rock.
So you can see weird shit and not be freaked out by it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's the whole reason yes exists.
dan friesen
And bread.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Drop some acid and turn on bread.
jordan holmes
Just fucking listen to those things go.
And then you'll move on with your life.
Jesus.
dan friesen
So this next clip is for your consideration.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
This is a clip that I would send to the Webbies.
jordan holmes
Okay.
I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know who Tucker would qualify for an award.
unidentified
I don't know.
dan friesen
Like, can't get an Oscar.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
A daytime talk show, Emmy.
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
jordan holmes
Let's do that.
dan friesen
Some sort of an acting award.
jordan holmes
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
Because this is amazing.
alex jones
They say the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I think that's the second biggest trick.
I think convincing the world that good doesn't exist is the devil's biggest trick.
tucker carlson
Yes, yes.
Can you, can you find, I think that I'm not exactly sure what you're saying, but I know that you're telling the truth right now.
Can you, can you?
dan friesen
Can you?
jordan holmes
Can you?
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
I think that it was amazing the way that Tucker perfectly captured an awareness that Alex just said a catchphrase.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And he wanted to double down on it, but immediately realized there's no depth here.
alex jones
Nope.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Can you just talk more about it?
jordan holmes
Keep going.
unidentified
Keep going.
jordan holmes
I jumped it too soon.
I jumped in too soon.
dan friesen
He is nominated for quickest loss of steam in a podcast host.
jordan holmes
Man, and that was such a good revivalist.
Yeah, yeah, too.
unidentified
That had that.
jordan holmes
That was religious.
alex jones
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
I don't know what said, but I know it's true.
jordan holmes
I don't know what you said, but I know it's true is a great thing to say out loud.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
So they talk a bit about how abortion's bad and how everyone's evil.
tucker carlson
So the gift is to see good.
And that, I do think that's the trick.
Because no one needs a tutorial on evil.
It's all around us.
It's super obvious.
It no longer disguises itself.
Abortion for the sake of abortion?
Like, what is that?
Well, it's human sacrifice.
It's just Canaanite.
alex jones
The DNC doing abortions inside of it.
tucker carlson
Completely for the sake of abortion.
Not to improve the life of the girl or she's a 14-year-old rape victim.
It's just like, no, abortion is inherently good because it's killing a person.
alex jones
Sure.
tucker carlson
That is all out in the open now.
Nobody is confused about its existence.
What you don't get a lot of is the recognition that good is a more than equal.
It's a larger and opposing force.
God is bigger than Satan.
And you don't get that sense.
Like, nobody talks about that.
You don't see it.
How do you find that?
alex jones
So many people purposely get turned off of the system by going to a church, whether it's Catholic, Protestant, any of it.
And I'm a very empathic person.
So growing up, I would feel at churches and you get invited here or there, really creeped out.
Not by the parishioners, but by the people in the system that are trained because that is for sure.
tucker carlson
Gosh.
alex jones
Where I feel the strongest demonic energy is in a lot of these big churches and a lot of these big things because that's where the devil's sitting his forces and it's energetic.
And so, but Christ criticized the Pharisees, Sadducees, constantly.
He said, you go pray up on the hill in front of the day, but really you're with your father, the devil, and the synagogue of Satan.
dan friesen
So Alex isn't creeped out by big churches.
He's just creeped out by big churches that wouldn't like him.
He was good friends with Tex Mars, who ran a big white identity church for decades.
Alex was a huge promoter of Tim Ballard and the sound of freedom shit, even past the point where it was clear that Ballard was a fucking monster.
For most of his career, he was broadcast on Christian shortwave frequency WWCR.
And if Alex's imaginary numbers about his audience are correct, he would be the pastor of the world's largest evangelical program.
Alex doesn't get creeped out by demonic energy at churches.
He just doesn't like it when other people are using religion in ways he can't profit from.
That's it.
jordan holmes
Religion's about the money.
What are you guys doing?
dan friesen
It's a brand.
jordan holmes
What are you guys doing?
dan friesen
Yeah.
You're using this brand that I feel ownership of in order to do other things.
And I don't get a piece.
jordan holmes
So here's my question.
All right.
We're dealing with very serious men who know about the hidden secrets of the universe, right?
Totally.
So when you get an abortion, right?
And the dead baby goes to heaven.
What does it, does it look like a zygote still?
Like, does it remain in the stage of gestation?
Does it bring an amniotic sack with it?
Is it stuck there?
Or do you see like a different aged version of what that zygote could have become?
dan friesen
Well, I don't want to tip my hand about another subject that comes up later, but the subject of Peter Thiel's Antichrist lectures.
Okay, great.
And I did read a bit of it.
A bit of the Guardian published a bunch of the...
jordan holmes
A bunch of his lectures?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
So he's the Antichrist?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
No, but he has some thoughts.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Good.
Great.
I'm sure that they're good and should absolutely be in the witches man's mind.
dan friesen
Well, the reason that I bring this up is because one of the things he speculates is that when you die, you show up in heaven at age 33.
jordan holmes
At age 33?
What a great age to be.
dan friesen
So maybe the aborted fetuses show up in 33.
jordan holmes
I'm going to be real.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I've been kind of on a fitness kick for the past eight months or so.
I look a lot better than I did at 33.
Can I stick with 38?
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
33 is the ideal age.
jordan holmes
I should have fucking done it.
How did I, how was I supposed to know?
dan friesen
Right.
But also, is it an ideal version of you at 33 or is it the real where you were?
Because I'm going to, if that's the case, I'm going to be back into booze in heaven.
jordan holmes
At what point do you just allow me to pick a skin of the year?
You know, like we're like in the closet.
I'm just going through like, ooh, 22 looks nice and I put it on, you know?
But what are we talking about?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
What are we talking about with the Zygote?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think, quite frankly, Peter Thiel is unfortunately the only person who has given me a direct answer on this.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
So that's all I have to offer.
That's fair.
So you were saying these are serious men who know about the hidden secrets of the universe.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
And so when Alex is talking about God, Tucker, like he should recognize he's talking to a baby.
alex jones
That's really where it all is.
And it comes down to your spiritual inclination.
But I just recommend with people personal relationship with God, praying to God, saying, I want to be good.
I want to recognize truth.
I want to know what truth is.
I want to open myself up to you.
I'm an imperfect.
I repent for what I've done.
I want you to cleanse me and then show me the truth and then show me how to be a better person.
And then show me after that what the mission is you have for me.
And literally, if you do that through a process, it may take days, may take months, may take years.
unidentified
Wait, what?
alex jones
And the adventure begins.
And then all of a sudden, you're being given like intel and stuff.
And like literally just, you have to learn to go with it.
It's never wrong.
And it's God and it's there.
And it's your personal relationship.
And then obviously people get this relationship.
They all want to teach other people it.
And God says, get together in groups.
That's great.
But Christ didn't try to go get the Sadducees and the Pharisees and the priest class to join him.
He said their minds were closed.
He went to the prostitutes and the tax collectors and the robbers, the thieves, because they were already outcast.
But that's where he found people that were already under Evil's control but weren't arrogant about it who were looking for a way out.
And so, I mean, I think that's really what it comes down to is a spiritual relationship with God.
dan friesen
Tucker has to be so embarrassed to just have to nod along with this.
Alex is sitting there explaining that there's a recruitment process into God's special forces and there might be a waiting period where you aren't getting the secret intel and missions from God.
But if you do it right, that will come.
jordan holmes
Take a few years.
dan friesen
Don't worry.
This is the kind of stuff that you should understand is only said by children and scammers.
Alex also seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding about Jesus reaching out to the outcasts of society.
It seems like today, what Alex's entire political ideology revolves around is punishing the types of people Jesus would have hung out with while reaching out to and trying to win over the sanctimonious elites.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Alex spends so much time covering for people like Tucker or Elon, who are insanely rich, stuck in their ways, and beyond reach.
At the same time, he advocates for using the power of the state against the most vulnerable groups of people who are the most in need of grace and generosity.
So I think he just doesn't get it.
Or he gets it and he's evil.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I think it's really, really hard.
That's one of the hardest things for a lot of religious people with the whole Jesus.
Because if you take it as a whole, then kind of what he's saying is: if everybody is equal sinners in the eyes of the Lord, we are all the same.
Those guys are more fun than you.
So I'm going to hang out with them.
dan friesen
I don't know if that was it.
jordan holmes
It's a strange, it's a strange lesson to learn, but it's there.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's fully what Jesus was all about.
He just liked a good part of it.
jordan holmes
They were so much more fun.
dan friesen
I don't disagree with that.
jordan holmes
Did you see the painting of the Last Supper?
They're all on the same side.
You can't even have a good time.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, that's just staging.
You know, like, that's, you know, that's like a TV thing.
You know, like, it makes sense.
Yes.
I think, look, obviously part of it.
Sure.
People are more fun.
jordan holmes
They're more fun.
Yeah.
dan friesen
But another part of it is, you know, I didn't come to convert the pious or whatever.
You know, like, come on, man.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a piece of it there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's there.
dan friesen
So religion.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Inside job.
I think that Alex means to say that religion is a process that happens within you.
Sure.
But he accidentally says that it's an inside job.
alex jones
Oh, really?
It's an inside job.
They've got to somehow open up the channel to God and then they'll see everything that's happening.
And then God will give them a message and a mission of what they should do.
And I don't want to say all churches are bad because there's a lot of good people in the churches regardless.
It's just that the last 120 years, the Rockefeller Foundation, the ecumenical movement, and all of that has really moved into the churches.
We see that with all the rainbow flags and all, you know, the famous cathedrals in England now, festooned with all the leftist, you know, graffiti and garbage.
I mean, it's been captured, is my point.
But people can't get turned off by that and say, well, God's dead.
No.
No.
Satan has occupied the so-called temples, but God isn't in the temple.
God is inside us.
tucker carlson
Do the temples get torn down?
Like, do the last vestiges of the old civilization get erased and Christians start anew?
Like, what is this?
How does this unfold?
jordan holmes
With iPhones?
alex jones
I think, I mean, I think that's up to how God influences everybody.
I think we could, over time, retake those things, but the Satanist and the leftist and the power-hungry, they think if they can take over the skin of something and occupy it, that they can fool people that are looking for God, but that's actually triggering the Great Awakening.
So I think some of the buildings get torn down, some of the buildings get retaken.
But at the end of the day, God's temple is with us.
tucker carlson
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Right.
So Westminster Abbey is not where God lives.
unidentified
No.
tucker carlson
No, that's so important to remember.
dan friesen
That we don't need to tear down churches.
Yes, that is good to remember.
jordan holmes
I suppose.
You know, here's the thing about, here's the thing about prophets and psychics and all that stuff.
We all know this.
They're no good when you need them.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
You know, like, I'm asking you a direct question.
What's going on?
What are we doing?
Do we tear it down?
What's going on?
And he's like, it depends.
No, that's not what you're for.
God talks to you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
All Alex can credibly say in this position is that's not my mission.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
God has not enlisted me on the secret intel.
And maybe it's on a need-to-know basis.
Maybe someone else has gotten that mission, but I have not.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I guess that's the only answer that makes sense.
Yeah.
Really all that they're talking about here is Alex wants and Tucker.
They want a more fundamentalist version of Christianity to be more prominent.
Right.
They do not like the idea that a more tolerant and accepting version of Christianity has become more mainstream over the last decades, and they want to revert back to conquest.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, you know, a lot of people thought that the Ayatollah Khomeini taking over for in the Iranian revolution was good for women.
So I think that they could probably be good.
dan friesen
They could pull it off.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think so.
dan friesen
So Alex has some spirits in him.
And not booze.
Although at times, these are sometimes the devil comes into it.
alex jones
And I get tempted by Abel.
Sometimes like a devil jumps into me.
And I mean, by that, I'm just busy.
I'm tired.
I'm whatever.
And I catch myself.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa.
For a minute, I was like, you know, turning into everything I'm trying to fight.
So I'm not appearing some high horse like, you know, like, I've got all the answers and I'm perfect.
Because anybody empathic can, you know, tune into different frequencies and things that are happening.
But at the end of the day, your heart's what matters.
You know, King David did a lot of bad things and sent his best buddy off and get killed.
He's lusted after his wife, but he really repented and got into your back from the heart.
So where you point your soul.
dan friesen
Alex can't handle the idea that he might be wrong sometimes and that he may do things that hurt other people.
That reality is so painful to him that he has to give up his own ability to control his actions.
Everything good he does is because of himself and he deserves credit for doing those things.
But when he does something bad, it's because a devil jumped into him.
He's very able to say, I'm not a perfect person, but the imperfection that he has is the result of the demon swaying him, not because he's a bad person who's motivated by greed and functions by lying.
He's willing and excited to confess to abstract, meaningless sins because they allow him to look contrite and like a pious person.
But in reality, those confessions are just meant to mask the real ways that he's imperfect.
And that is that he's a bad person, doesn't care, and operates in an intentionally harmful way.
Also, Tucker just did that interview with Lee Strobel, where he was pretty clear that demons can't enter people who are sincerely Christian because the Holy Spirit is taking up the space where they would go.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I guess we have to conclude that either Lee was making that up or Alex isn't really a Christian.
jordan holmes
He's who we need to ask about the size of aborted fetuses in heaven.
dan friesen
Lee Strobel?
jordan holmes
Yeah, he clearly has some idea of where souls fit.
dan friesen
Or we could ask that kid who pretended to go to heaven.
jordan holmes
Equally good answers.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's been there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
He shaped being there.
So I told you that Peter Thiel and his lecture would come up.
Yes.
And here is where that is brought up.
And Tucker's response about this is so funny.
alex jones
While we're on theology, exactly.
While we're on theology, what do you think of Peter Thiel's whole Antichrist lecture?
tucker carlson
You know, I haven't seen it.
I have talked to him about it at great length.
I didn't.
I think it's really interesting.
I'm not, I didn't really get to the punchline on that.
I don't know.
So the question everyone has is, okay, who's the Antichrist?
I think it's maybe there's more than one.
I don't know.
Right.
So I would just say I'm not taking a pass on the question.
But I don't.
This is so far out of my depth.
I mean, I'm just sort of at the I'm for Jesus stage of things, but I'm glad that there's a conversation about it.
dan friesen
Tucker sure sounds diplomatic about Peter Thiel's lecture on the Antichrist.
Seems like he kind of recognizes how much of a softball that is for him to scream about, but he knows he can't because it's Thiel.
One wonders how much restraint these guys would have if Yuval Noah Harari did a lecture about the Antichrist and how much they would support these kinds of ideas being discussed.
jordan holmes
It's almost like they probably wouldn't even read it or engage with it.
They would simply see Antichrist and use it for their advantage.
dan friesen
Right.
But then they see Peter Thiel and they're like, oh my God, rich guy who likes Trump.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Thiel gave a series of four lectures on the Antichrist last month and he had very strict rules that it was all off the record and people couldn't tell anyone what he said.
jordan holmes
Now, obviously, everybody knows what he said.
dan friesen
Yeah, because someone recorded the audio and gave it to the Guardian and they published large sections of it.
People can dig into that at their own leisure, but suffice it to say it's stupid and there's a good reason he was trying to keep it private.
And it's very funny for Tucker to have this ambivalent, this is out of my depth.
I don't know kind of answer.
He doesn't give those kinds of answers.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Fuck you.
You got attacked by a demon.
jordan holmes
I don't know if I got to the punchline.
Like, I'm glad people are—I'm glad the Antichrist is up in the air, you know, and that we're just talking about it.
dan friesen
He's in play.
jordan holmes
You know, we shouldn't be ignoring him, you know, and so it's good that he's out there, but I just don't think I have any personal opinions on him.
Right.
Whatsoever.
dan friesen
But you do.
jordan holmes
I mean, well, I mean, it's the Antichrist.
So as a good Christian, you know, obviously I would be against not Christ.
dan friesen
You got attacked by a demon.
tucker carlson
Wow.
jordan holmes
But I mean, it was very, it was more scratchy.
It was more scratchy.
dan friesen
You're skeptical of tech billionaires.
jordan holmes
Sure, but I mean, what is a tech billionaire?
dan friesen
Right.
If they like you.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's a tech browionaire is what he is.
dan friesen
So I think that the main point is something you touched on there, and that is that like, let's not not talk about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We got to talk about the Antichrist.
And that's dumb.
alex jones
We should be having not just Peter Thiel, everybody, Donald Trump, you and I. We should be discussing Revelation, which describes really happening now.
tucker carlson
Yeah.
alex jones
So we should be having, oh, God, he's the Peter Till's the Antichrist.
He's talking about the Antichrist.
What?
Because some people are like, well, what's he doing talking about the Antichrist?
Well, I think we should all be talking about it.
tucker carlson
Well, because I think the temptation is to just ignore the whole topic.
I mean, that's the world that I grew up in where it was just never discussed.
alex jones
Rebel doesn't exist.
tucker carlson
100%.
People's sex lives were a frequent topic of conversation.
Everyone was super liberal about that.
Like, no one was embarrassed of anything except any question that transcended the material was just considered like death was considered totally off limits because it pointed to these obvious questions.
Like, what happens then?
Who the fuck are you?
So I really welcome that.
I think all healthy societies face down.
alex jones
Exactly.
People go, oh, you're a Peter Thiel dick writer.
No, you should be having a discussion about Antichrist.
Why aren't you?
And so what I got, I haven't seen the presentation.
tucker carlson
So people, I'm sorry, I missed a lot because I do think the internet's demonic.
Sorry, I know I work on the internet, but the whole thing makes me uncomfortable.
So I haven't seen any of this, but people are attacking Thiel for this.
alex jones
Oh, I mean, it's like, oh, yeah.
It's like they haven't even found out what he's saying.
I've read some of the articles.
I'm trying to get tickets, but it was already sold out.
But I wanted to see his view on it.
But all I know is that we should be having a discussion about the Antichrist.
I mean, we're having one already here.
And so what is the Antichrist?
I think you need to know the enemy.
I think you need to know.
tucker carlson
Well, one obvious hallmark from my frequent but very untutored reading of those books in the New Testament is that the Antichrist reserves the powers of God for himself.
He pretends to be God.
You know, I'm all-powerful.
I can, you know, worship me.
jordan holmes
I reserve the right to be all-powerful.
tucker carlson
I'm just talking about most leaders in the world through all time, but those are signs of evil.
You are not God.
No one can watch you.
No one can worship you.
dan friesen
Smash cut to Trump autographing Bibles.
jordan holmes
Right?
What are we doing?
dan friesen
This is dumb.
And if Peter Thiel weren't someone that Alex and Tucker knew they're supposed to support, then doing a lecture series on the Antichrist would be evidence of a person working with the Antichrist.
It would be predictive programming, trying to sneakily confess to the public that they're the Antichrist so the public could agree in advance to worship him.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
I think there's nothing that could be more destructive right now to public safety than for the president to start speculating about who may or may not be the Antichrist.
This isn't a productive or safe conversation to be had by politicians.
And the idea that Alex and Tucker could possibly want that speaks to how far they've gone from the days of pretending to live in a shared reality.
Yeah.
They are just lost.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I also wanted to point out how you're not hearing any weird, abrupt commercial breaks in this episode.
And that's because I've noticed that Tucker seriously front loads his ads.
Most of them are awkwardly jammed into the beginning of the episode.
And there's two reasons that podcasts employ this kind of ad strategy.
The first is that early ads command a higher rate than mid-roll or end-roll ads.
You can charge more for early ads because you have a higher expectation that more people will be seeing them or hearing them.
The second reason you would do this touches on that fact.
And Tucker putting so much ad density at the start of the episodes, it makes me think that he has some metrics that suggest that most people don't make it very far into the show.
If you have a good 90% of the audience that makes it 45 minutes into your episodes, you can charge advertisers a decent rate for that real estate.
But if your numbers show that like half or more drops off at the one hour mark, it might not be worth it to run ads after that point.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I suspect something like that is going on and Tucker's aware of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It makes me grateful for what we do.
It also reminds me of the thing that is worst about business is that to be a good business, you have to know the worst things about, you know, you have to like, well, nobody listens past an hour.
Right.
Nobody's there.
I don't know why we're talking.
Maybe I'll just keep talking and nobody will be listening to this.
It's past an hour.
Is anybody here?
dan friesen
I have gotten people in the door successfully with clickbait and like kind of exciting sounding interviews, but they lose interest fairly quickly because this shit's fucking dumb and they have other things they need to do.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So I think that probably reflects a lot of his dark.
So our leaders really are the Antichrist when you think about it.
All of them.
Well, because they're anti-Christ.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
They're opposed to Jesus.
jordan holmes
Call it.
dan friesen
And they get scared when someone brings up Jesus.
jordan holmes
That does happen.
tucker carlson
The one thing I don't like about the Antichrist conversation is it makes it sound like, you know, Anton LeVay is going to show up and like start murdering people.
And I think it's much more present than that.
I mean, I think literally antichrist means against Christ.
Well, who would that include?
Most leaders in the world?
They hate Jesus.
You want to make people upset?
Start talking about Jesus.
I just did like some six-minute talk about Jesus, only Jesus.
That's it.
I was like, I said to my wife in the shower the morning, that morning, I was like, I'm not getting political at all.
I'm not going to attack anybody.
I just want to be as like unifying as I can and consistent with what Charlie really cared about as I can and what he really cared about.
That was insane.
Which was, of course, absurd, but leaving aside the absurdity, like the emotion was real.
It was totally real.
Like, oh my gosh, that's outrageous that you said that.
alex jones
It's like, great speech.
tucker carlson
Oh, I don't know.
It was just short.
All I did was recount the gospel.
But that's the most controversial thing you can do.
And everyone's happy to talk about God all the time, God, spiritual.
Jesus, man, that's a no-go zone.
Why is that?
alex jones
Absolutely.
tucker carlson
Because it's real.
That's why.
And it just triggers the fuck out of people.
I shouldn't.
alex jones
Well, no, no, no.
But I agree with you that we need to have an open discussion about this because it's here.
dan friesen
So no one cares if you say or talk about Jesus.
It's a problem for people who don't share your faith when you use Jesus to justify laws or social guidelines that restrict the freedoms of other people because you need everyone else to adhere to your religious rules.
It's great for you to love Jesus, but the fact that you've made yourself subject to the rules that are laid out in the New Testament, that's your business.
The feeling that I get from people like Tucker is almost an anger at the idea that they have to follow religious rules that they've decided to accept.
It's almost as if they feel trapped by the religion that they're in.
And because of that, they have to insist everyone else trap themselves in the same box.
It all just feels like a really unhealthy and unhappy connection to the divine.
And as far as my understanding of God and Jesus goes, I don't think they'd love it.
When Jesus hung out with prostitutes and tax collectors, he wasn't doing it to force them to stop doing sex work or collecting taxes.
Forcing them to do those things would invalidate the critical step where they chose to live a different life, which is the key to spirituality.
It can't be imposed upon you, but by seeing examples of it lived and proximity to spiritual people, the hope is that you can show other people a different path and then they'll choose to take it because it's better.
tucker carlson
Right.
dan friesen
Alex and Tucker want to create a government that caters to their religious rules and outlaws things that their book says is immoral.
But on some level, I'm sure they know that wouldn't save a single soul.
Marketing, it's marketing.
Religion's their marketing brand.
And especially for Tucker, I really think you can feel that he hates it.
jordan holmes
But he was trying not to be political when he talked about Jesus.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Are you saying that he used Jesus?
unidentified
He spoke very softly as a marketing tool.
jordan holmes
I cannot believe.
That is, I mean, can you believe our leaders would allow something like this?
dan friesen
I just, I think, here's the feeling, the generalized feeling that I have.
Tucker has made his brand religion because it's fucking easy.
And this is a hotbed of like, I got attacked by a demon.
Look at me.
jordan holmes
Great space.
dan friesen
And the right-wing audience that he largely caters to has gone that direction.
So there's an element of audience capture that is involved here.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He can't really go against this and expect to maintain the same grasp on people as he does.
tucker carlson
Right.
dan friesen
And he hates that.
He fucking hates that because he's made this step and now he has to be religious.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And it's incoherent.
That's why he yells about like, this doesn't match what we believe.
You know, like all this stuff.
He can't fit in this space and it makes him angry.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, one of the problems with this, right, is one of the problems with these people is that ultimately, if you want to be a dick about it, lying to religious people is starting with a little bit of a leg up, you know?
Like, if you're not the best liar, then maybe you equalize by getting a little bit of a juice from people who are already predisposed to go along to get along kind of thing.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
So, so like religion, at least in the United States and Christianity, is fundamentally based on an element of faith.
Yeah.
And because people who are going to be self-described as Christians have a large piece of their life that is anti-critical thinking, anti-like deliberately purposefully.
And not that that's a bad thing.
jordan holmes
In service of what they believe.
dan friesen
But if you are someone who wants to deceive that audience that you is the, I mean, like, it is the crux.
jordan holmes
You know, you can choose to live a trusting life, but don't be surprised when you get fucked.
And if you choose to live an untrusting life, don't be surprised if you're not following along with the book, you know?
dan friesen
And if you're living an untrusting life, don't be surprised that it's pretty lonely.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Yep.
It's tough.
dan friesen
Fuck these people.
jordan holmes
It's hard out there.
dan friesen
Anyway, Tucker's speech at Charlie Kirk's Memorial was called anti-Semitic because he made a joke that strongly implied that the Jews conspired to kill Jesus.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He said, quote, I can sort of picture the scene in a lamplit room with a bunch of guys sitting around eating hummus, thinking about what can we do about this guy telling the truth about us.
We must make him stop talking.
Tucker can feign ignorance all he wants and pretend to be so surprised by the reactions that he keeps getting for the clear references that he makes to classic anti-Semitic tropes.
But I'm not interested in acting like he doesn't know exactly what he's doing.
His fucking charade is very weak.
So this next clip is also for your consideration in a different category in the Webbys.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
This one is for best banter.
jordan holmes
Best banter.
We've just got some good yuck'em-ups just going around.
dan friesen
Most electric chemistry.
tucker carlson
I know that a lot of the people developing AI are really, really bad.
Really, really bad.
Like the worst.
And what do I mean by bad specifically?
They think they're God.
And that's the core lie.
It's not like, how many people have you killed?
If you think you're God, you will kill people.
And the more power you have, the more you will kill.
It's just by its nature bad.
And so it means no restraint, no perspective, no humility.
Man, that's a recipe for genocide always.
Right?
alex jones
I know we want to hit my own personal issues and a few other things, and I appreciate the time, Tucker, but big picture.
Let's just be completely honest about Trump.
It's a blessing to have him in office.
We're nine months in.
Uh-oh.
The Democrats are destroying themselves.
Lowest approval rating ever, lowest fundraising ever.
It's really up to us to lose this, but we are starting to see some indictments of Comey and Lee's James.
It's hold a lot more coming.
The Democrats are now pledging resistance and violence.
And what's the quote?
Energetic uprisings or forceful uprisings.
Sorry, forceful uprisings.
Chuck Schumer, how do you see this unfolding?
And what can the general public do to try to save the country in a nonviolent way?
Because, I mean, I just think Trump rhetorically needs to be out front explaining to people how dangerous things are and the crossroads instead of just saying, oh, liberals are dumb.
They don't know what they're doing.
No, the leftist globalists have a plan all over the world.
They know what they're deliberately doing.
tucker carlson
I think, I mean, a lot of things are important.
Prayer is the most important.
Keeping the people you love close, keeping your personal relationship strong, keeping your personal life virtuous.
I do think that's really important.
dan friesen
So let's diagram this interaction that just happened.
Tucker says that people that are making AI are bad and think they're gods.
And he tees Alex up to talk about how if you think you're God, you're going to kill a bunch of people.
Instead of responding to that, Alex changes the subject and launches into his own question for Tucker about how the Dems are going to start a forceful uprising and what does Trump need to do.
Then instead of answering that question, Tucker starts talking about how it's important to have your heart and soul in order.
This is an interesting situation because this isn't a conversation or an interview.
It's just dudes saying things to each other.
More interestingly, it's clearly supposed to be Tucker interviewing Alex, but Alex wants to interview Tucker.
If Tucker's guiding the conversation, there's way less chance of something newsworthy happening on this show.
He asks Alex questions and Alex says some inflammatory dumb shit, but who cares?
Maybe someone's going to write an article about that, but Alex can't really sensationalize things he said himself on someone else's show.
So back on InfoWars, there's no headline of, I said dumb shit on Tucker's show.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
If Alex can guide the conversation, there's a chance he can get Tucker to say something that then becomes the big story, which is strategically a part of the reason that Alex is trying to take control of this conversation.
That was so awkward.
jordan holmes
It sounded a little bit like two spies exchanging like code words.
dan friesen
The sun is out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Like, oh, but the sun never shines on a Tuesday.
dan friesen
The rain falls mainly on the plane.
jordan holmes
Okay, cool.
We're both in the evil corp or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Here's a bomb.
jordan holmes
That was great.
That was really great because these two people don't like each other.
You know?
Like, just on a, just on a, like...
Yeah.
dan friesen
In the same way that Tucker very clearly hates his audience.
Yeah.
He does not like Alex.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex probably likes him, but that's because he's kind of a dope who wants everyone to like him.
And Tucker performs liking him.
tucker carlson
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alex liking you isn't what being liked is like.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Don't mistake that.
I think that's like being liked by Gacy.
That's the kind of liked you're experiencing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Tucker, he wants there to be a purge of the military and law enforcement.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But it's good.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's cool.
It's totally good.
tucker carlson
All right.
But from a governance perspective, the government, the people who were elected to run the government, need to make sure that the instruments of government are loyal to the Constitution and under control.
And that's the concern that I have is that especially older conservatives, whatever that is, Republicans, whatever that is, but, you know, non-leftists are living without dated understandings of like the military and the police.
And, you know, there are a lot of great people in the military.
I know a lot of them, and there are a lot of great cops.
We were just with one of them a second ago.
But there are also a lot of people with guns in official capacities who are really, really dangerous.
And you need to make sure those people are under control.
Am I under control?
I don't mean loyal to Donald Trump the man.
I mean loyal to the Constitution.
alex jones
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Here's where we enter a paradox for Tucker that he can't untangle.
He desperately wants to pretend that law enforcement and the military need to be loyal to the Constitution, not just loyal to Trump the person.
But what he really means is that they need to be loyal to Trump as an idea.
They need to be loyal to defending the institutional power of white Christian heterosexual men, which the Trump movement is essentially an avatar for.
But you can't just say that.
Right.
Not yet.
Right.
It's not quite time to say that.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
What happens if supporting Trump and defending the Constitution become at odds?
What does Tucker believe law enforcement have a responsibility to do at that point?
If what he's saying is true, he should believe that they have a responsibility to arrest or kill Trump.
If he's the president of the country and he's flagrantly ignoring and violating the Constitution, he represents an existential danger to the Constitution, far greater than any terrorist we've seen in our lifetime.
There are plenty of instances where you can argue that Trump has violated the Constitution about things like the emoluments clause and shit like that, which are correct, but also they're so disconnected from our day-to-day lives that people can easily be convinced to ignore them or not take them seriously.
But this month, Trump said directly and confidently that he took the freedom of speech away from burning flags, which he understood was something the Supreme Court had held as free speech.
Free speech issues are central to people like Tucker and Alex's content, and they impact everyone in this country in a way that we can all feel.
The president of the country openly said that he is the arbiter of what is and isn't free speech, regardless of what the Constitution and the courts say.
And Alex and Tucker just ignore it.
Trump and the Constitution are directly in opposition in this instance.
And Tucker's position that law enforcement should be loyal to Trump the person stands because Trump the person is a proxy for the white identity movement that Tucker wants the state and the military and law enforcement to uphold.
Don't think for a second that Tucker wanting a purge of law enforcement because they aren't loyal to the Constitution is a sincere position.
This is bullshit.
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
It's absurd.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's absurd.
Just we're going to need shock troops to do all the stuff that's illegal.
So we better make them good now.
dan friesen
And we don't want them to be loyal to Trump the person.
Right.
But maybe Stephen Miller or something.
You know?
jordan holmes
There's always going to be another.
It's a miscavage.
You know, it'll be, there'll be another Trump.
God will have moved the mantle of heaven onto the next Trump.
dan friesen
But in that case, what's important is that the military is beholden to the Sea Lorg needs to stay in line.
Yeah.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So the problem is those beards that people have in the military.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's always been true.
dan friesen
It's not really that.
It's more that Tucker thinks that the military is mostly crypto gays and self-hating whites.
jordan holmes
Wild.
alex jones
The enlisted are great people, on average the best, but people really have this vision of the military that's delusional.
tucker carlson
A lot of them are sociology professors with nuclear weapons.
I mean, they're scary.
And I know that just from living in D.C. I wouldn't know that if I hadn't spent my life in Washington, the Pentagon's right there.
The neighborhood I grew up in in Georgetown was, you know, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs lived like one house over from me.
They were just always circulating through because they all circulate through D.C. So I would have, you know, go to dinners or duck hunts or whatever.
You're with these people and you're like, wait, you're like stupid, totally incapable of like creative or independent thought.
And you're a lefty, big time.
And like self-hating white guys and like crypto gay and like all like, they're sociology professors.
alex jones
A lot of them.
tucker carlson
I've met a lot of people.
jordan holmes
Wait, is that all of them?
A lot.
tucker carlson
Why do you think DEI swept through the military?
Because the flag officers wanted it.
And why did they want it?
Because they hate themselves.
Because they all got, you know, master's degrees at Fletcher or whatever.
They all got indoctrinated by higher education, as you explained at the outset.
So, like, man, you have to make sure those people are loyal to the Constitution and you need to go through systematically.
By the way.
alex jones
Do you think Trump finally knows that he thought the brass for these badass John Wayne guys are literally the enemy?
tucker carlson
Well, apparently everyone says that the chairman of the Joint Chiefs is like a really good, a good, solid American.
That's correct.
Dan Kane is a great guy.
So, I mean, I think there are a lot of great people.
alex jones
There's still a few left.
tucker carlson
Yeah, there may be many left.
alex jones
Look at Flynn.
tucker carlson
There are many bad.
Many bad, many bad.
And many left.
Used the COVID vaccine to weed out the men, guys with testosterone and self-respect who were like, I'm not doing that.
I'm not going to use it myself.
And so they left.
And that was the point of the COVID vaccs was to get decent to purge the men.
So it's all like betas and women who can be controlled and are sort of eager to worship false gods.
And you have those people with guns.
I don't know.
It's really scary what just happened under Biden.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
That's what the COVID vaccine was all about.
Getting betas into the military positions because all the testosterone-filled, self-respecting men wouldn't take a shot and they had to go.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, it's always interesting the way people view military people.
I'm always fascinated by it because it's like they spend a lot of time just making sure that following orders is like the thing.
It's like the thing.
dan friesen
It's a big part of it.
jordan holmes
It's a huge part of it.
And yet everybody's outside commentary always comes in on when they can't, they should and should not follow their orders.
Like, oh, getting a vaccine, you're ordered to get a vaccine.
How dare you?
Never follow those orders.
I mean, it's crazy.
dan friesen
Cut your beard.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Follow that order.
Of course.
How dare you not follow that order?
Arrest this person.
Go to a random place in America and go, ah, follow those orders.
dan friesen
Or go to another country and kill someone.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Follow those orders.
Don't ever think maybe this is as bad as the COVID vaccine.
dan friesen
I think that there's an interesting thing here, too, where Tucker is like, he's willing to say this shit, but he's like, oh, no, talking about the Antichrist and Peter Thiel is out of my depth.
You know, like, it's a little stupid.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's a little silly.
Listen, just because I understand global political affairs through a military point of view doesn't mean that I'm also prepared to talk about the Antichrist.
dan friesen
Well, these military people under Biden, they're all self-hating whites.
jordan holmes
What an absurd thing to think about anything.
Just they're all self-hating whites is a self-evidently crazy thing to say.
dan friesen
And that's why they brought in the COVID vaccine.
jordan holmes
What are you, when you say they are self-hating whites, right?
You're harkening back to race traitors, essentially.
dan friesen
No, that's what you're saying.
jordan holmes
Right.
That's what you're doing.
Like, they're people who will talk to the blacks.
So we have to destroy them.
The Klan will not allow you to marry outside of your race.
dan friesen
But see, it's not really just about that.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
It's also about women and how they shouldn't be in power.
jordan holmes
Of course.
tucker carlson
And it's self-hating men and bloodthirsty women.
alex jones
Oh, I love the liberal thing.
Once women are in charge, there'll be no more wars.
tucker carlson
That's bullshit.
alex jones
That's not what the studies show.
tucker carlson
Well, it's not what reality shows us.
Female leadership leads to violence.
alex jones
Why is that?
tucker carlson
It's true.
I don't know.
And as a great lover of women and the father of women.
unidentified
Fuck you.
tucker carlson
I'm not anti-women.
I love women.
dan friesen
Come on.
unidentified
Clause.
alex jones
Anything.
I love women.
jordan holmes
Invisibility.
tucker carlson
But female leadership leads to violence.
And you see it.
It was Governor Wallace's wife who opened the windows to drink and the redland odor of riot.
Yeah, it's Winnie Mandela, man.
It's really, really, the Bolsheviks'wives were more bloodthirsty than they were.
I I don't know exactly what that is.
I think weak male leadership incites something in women that's really dark.
That's not their fault.
That's men's fault.
Men's job is to be.
dan friesen
So Tucker is arguing that having women in positions of power leads to violence.
And the first example he can come up with is a misrepresented comment from Tim Waltz's wife.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Tim Walls is a governor, not his wife.
Yeah, but that's she's not in a position of power.
Her husband is.
If Tucker wants to keep women out of positions of power, then this isn't an example he should be using because it's a man in a position of power.
jordan holmes
And it's, yeah, it's not an example.
dan friesen
This is stupid, and it's intentionally stupid because it's cynical content directed at an audience that Tucker hates and thinks are stupid.
If he wants to make an argument that women being in power leads to violence and the only thing he can seem to come up with are the wives of male leaders, he understands that he's making a dumb point that isn't supported by the premises of his argument.
I'm not saying that having women in power would end war or anything like that.
It's just that the construction of the point Tucker is making is motivated by defending his sexist conclusion rather than by taking real information and arriving at the conclusion that that information would support.
Some people are better at masking this than others.
And I would say that Alex is actually better than Tucker because he just rambles and confuses the audience with emotions so effectively that it's hard to track what he's saying if you're not paying close attention.
Tucker doesn't quite have that move yet.
tucker carlson
No.
dan friesen
So interestingly, there was a study that was published earlier this year that shows that English queens between 1480 and 1913 were 27% more likely to go to war than kings.
Sure.
One of the reasons that was suggested for why this difference existed was that often queens were married to men from other countries as a mean of creating alliances.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
These alliances often meant that the queen would wage war along with these countries.
And this is supported by the data that shows that there's a lower rate of war among unmarried queens.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's a lot of interesting historical sexist dynamics that this data points to, but none of it suggests that women are more likely to go to war than men.
And it's interesting.
jordan holmes
To be clear, to be clear, the study shows that there is a 27% increase in queens going to war compared to male kings at the time.
Because their husbands told them to.
dan friesen
Probably.
I mean, it's a big part of the game.
Yes, historically.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
Historically, married queens have had much more co-sovereigns with their husband that they marry.
And the alternative where a king would marry somebody, that queen isn't co-sovereign.
No, it doesn't work the same way in reverse.
jordan holmes
No, strange how that goes.
Yeah.
No.
dan friesen
So no clause?
No, Wolverine.
jordan holmes
Man, I just, I just love the, it's not just, it's not just what you say, because it is that, but there's also the layer of the additional layer of disdain on top of it that includes a like, not only do I not actually believe any of this bullshit, but I am showing you a version of what you believe that's even more disgusting.
And I know you're going to eat it up because you're fucking stupid.
Like, that's how awful it would be to listen to Tucker is to be beaten.
It is horrifying.
dan friesen
It is an attack in some ways.
jordan holmes
It is.
He is punching me again and again and again, and I have yet to receive claws.
dan friesen
Well, the claws were added later.
Oh, Wolverine's actual power is a healing factor.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen
And if Tucker is punching you over and over again.
jordan holmes
Ah, no, because the claws used to be the claws are skeleton.
The adamantium clause are later.
But the skeleton still, I'm pretty sure that's true.
dan friesen
I now realize I'm out of my depth even over.
jordan holmes
No, because I remember in days of future past, he doesn't have the adamantium clause yet.
dan friesen
Radius bones.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yep.
So look.
Maybe you have a healing factor.
That's all I'm saying.
jordan holmes
I know.
I don't know why we needed to do that.
dan friesen
We didn't need to do that.
So in Tucker's life, he's lost two fist fights.
And I was listening to this.
I was thinking, let's make it three, baby.
tucker carlson
Yeah, all of that.
It's all true.
And I also think it's, you know, having lost two fist fights in my life badly.
jordan holmes
Not badly enough.
tucker carlson
I was hesitant to get into a fist fight.
Into a fist fight.
I mean, there's something about, you know, being forced to box as a kid as I was and learning that I'm not as tough as I thought I was or whatever.
But the experience of physical violence is much more a male thing.
And people who haven't been in a fist fight shouldn't be commanding an army or a country for that matter or a country.
alex jones
Well, the tougher you know, the more you learn there's always somebody tougher.
tucker carlson
100%.
And it hurts to get hit in the face.
It hurts a lot.
Actually, it hurts so much.
That's why I was never good at boxing.
My brother was good, but I was not because I hit in the face and I'd be like, oh, I think we should negotiate this.
Like, there's got to be a smarter way to do this.
That was my, and then I was like, I'm not suited for that.
And, but it was only through that experience that I learned.
Anyway, you know all this because you're a man.
dan friesen
Yeah, because you're a man.
jordan holmes
Because you're a man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I say no to negotiations.
Tucker, let's box.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
I don't fight, but I'll rent a venue.
jordan holmes
We could be all right.
I think you'd have this one.
dan friesen
I would do it.
I think I would.
jordan holmes
Because you're a man.
dan friesen
I have to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
There's only the explanation for that.
That's just it.
Just men know violence.
dan friesen
You know what I think I would do?
I think I would agree to a boxing match with Tucker if he would do it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then I wouldn't hit him.
jordan holmes
That would be fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That would be fun.
That would be a nice little protest.
Yeah.
Try and hit me again.
Come on, bud.
Come on, go.
dan friesen
Knock me out.
I don't give a shit.
jordan holmes
Come on, buddy.
Hit me.
dan friesen
I think it would be so funny.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Tucker beat the shit out of you.
jordan holmes
I think it'd be more funny, but yeah, but I wouldn't do that.
No.
dan friesen
That's why we're different.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, look, female leaders lead to violence.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
And that's why they shouldn't be in leadership.
jordan holmes
Everybody knows that.
tucker carlson
Yes, there's something about female leadership that gets you very quickly to violence.
And you see it in the support for the Ukraine war, which is like the murder of an entire country's male population.
alex jones
And now, though, a bunch of European countries are doing female conscription.
I wonder if combat is going to get the women to not be for war.
tucker carlson
I wonder why you would even bother with a civilization if you're sending your women to fight wars.
I don't just give up at that point.
alex jones
It's like Ursula van der Leyden.
tucker carlson
You only have a military to protect your women.
That's the point.
There's only one reason, and that's to protect my wife and my daughters.
And if it weren't for that, why would we need a military?
dan friesen
So Tucker thinks that female leadership leads to war, but then he brings up Ukraine where a man is president.
If the ability of women to serve in the military is what he means by female leadership, that seems strange because that's definitely not the point he was making earlier when he was complaining about this.
All of this is just rooted in profound sexism and a belief in the natural hierarchical order that puts men over women.
Tucker doesn't think that women are equal humans, and he believes that he has an ownership stake on the women in his life, and that's it.
jordan holmes
Well, let's not forget 1 Timothy, buddy.
Timothy's got a lot to go on there.
dan friesen
It's fascinating how Alex keeps trying to butt in to bring up Ursula van der Leyden because that's an actual example of a woman in a position of power.
All of the other examples Tucker has come up with don't apply and he won't even let Alex shift the subject into like, let's actually complain about this woman in power.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
What a just I mean that that idea, that like fucking bullshit concept of chivalry being the reason that like that's how are you still trying to sell that in 2025?
It's the year is 2025.
dan friesen
Yep.
Yep.
jordan holmes
People have been saying that shit for a long time and it's never been true.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
It's just an excuse to not see women as equals.
Because you could you know you could make some sort of argument about how like as a man your whole thing is to provide for women.
So why would you ever want to live in a civilization that allows women to work?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Right.
Why should they ever have to work?
jordan holmes
Oh my God.
dan friesen
Right.
alex jones
Oh my God.
dan friesen
Nonsense.
Anyway, the Dems.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
All these fucking leftist demon Satan folk.
Right?
jordan holmes
Okay.
Now, I just, I just asked this question, right?
Do we now have to admit that all the women who've ever been in the Republican Party here are stupid or nakedly craven and have stolen money from everybody?
dan friesen
Hmm.
No, because later Tucker is like, hey, you know that Tulsi, she's pretty great.
She's one of the good ones.
jordan holmes
No, that's not possible.
Unacceptable.
Unacceptable.
Because it has to work in two ways, right?
If women leaders leading to violence is inherently a bad thing, then leaders leading to violence is a bad thing, which doesn't need gender.
So it should also work backwards where male leaders leading to violence is bad, right?
dan friesen
Well, I'm sure it is.
But look, Tulsi's cool, all right?
jordan holmes
Or if female leaders are bad, then all female leaders are bad.
It can't be most female leaders are bad because then it's not the female that has anything to do with that.
It is completely other effects.
dan friesen
Yeah, but like, you know, Tulsi is into Trump.
jordan holmes
So what you're saying within an argument that is women can't be leaders, but also this woman is good is because men are leaders, most women are incapable of reaching a point where I allow them to be leaders.
dan friesen
Well, yes, certainly.
And in the system that I envision, Tulsi being in power is kind of not real.
Right.
She's not really in power.
jordan holmes
We leash her.
dan friesen
Right.
Yeah.
She's subservient to Trump and understands her position in that place.
And that's why she's cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she's a bride of Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah, she's fine.
If she were to assert some sort of independence, which she would instantly become the problem with women in powerful positions.
jordan holmes
So weird.
dan friesen
Anyway, these Dems.
They like to play like they're the victims.
But also, Alex is a huge victim.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Would you believe that Leticia James bitched and complained and said Trump has weaponized things against me?
jordan holmes
It's kind of.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
But that's the system I'm talking about.
tucker carlson
Entitlement level in this country has gotten very high.
alex jones
Well, that's not just hiding behind a woman, behind a black woman.
That's all they're doing.
It's totally transparent.
tucker carlson
Well, the most powerful people in our society consider themselves its greatest victims.
You always notice that.
Like, I'm a victim.
I need security at my house.
It's like, okay.
No, you're not a victim.
You're the perpetrator.
So let me, speaking of victims and perpetrators, you are the victim of the greatest crime against free speech in the last 10 years.
dan friesen
For your consideration for a Webby Award, Tucker, for craziest transition.
jordan holmes
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
dan friesen
Least self-aware transition.
jordan holmes
People are so entitled these days.
So entitled.
dan friesen
Such victims.
jordan holmes
These days, specifically.
Now.
Now, specifically.
People are very entitled.
And the most powerful people in the world, of which I am one, having interviewed Putin, having a massive amount of sway with an electorate, controlling so much wealth are all the victims.
By the way, you're a victim.
dan friesen
Probably the victim of the greatest attack on free speech ever.
So free speech is important, apparently.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Flag burning.
jordan holmes
It is true, you know, that level of cognitive dissonance.
It's not overwhelming.
dan friesen
It's not cognitive dissonance on their part.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
It's intentional.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
No, that's what I'm saying.
It's like that is the technique.
That is the tool that divides your brain into chunks.
Yeah.
You know, it's effective.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And Alex's problem is not free speech.
That's not a relevant factor in what happened with him.
But he does do a long, just like unlistenable stretch talking about his victimhood at the hands of the courts in the Sandy Hook case.
Of course.
And Tucker is like, you are so in the clear here.
alex jones
Oh, Alex Jones was mean to dead kids' families.
There was never any evidence of that.
tucker carlson
Well, but even again, just to restate the Constitution of the United States, the country we live in, you're allowed to have any opinion you want.
Okay.
alex jones
I agree.
tucker carlson
We're making a political point, and the job of the government is to defend that right.
That's the point of the Department of Justice.
Defend that right.
dan friesen
Get right with God, Tucker.
alex jones
Wow.
dan friesen
You piece of shit.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Because if you're willing to defend as free speech whatever Alex did during Sandy Hook, then Trump is your enemy.
jordan holmes
There's no way around it.
To say that out loud should get you struck by lightning.
Yeah.
Like that's just egregious to a point where it's it is like cosmic.
It's cosmically egregious.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so like earlier, I was saying that I think that Alex is better at like obscuring his bad examples when he's making an argument.
unidentified
It's right.
dan friesen
It's so all over the place, non-sequiturs and stuff.
And I think there's other things that Alex is better at.
And if Tucker wants to take this job that he clearly wants like some of whatever Alex's brand is, he's going to need to get rid of this too.
tucker carlson
I would think that is why people voted for Trump.
It's why I campaigned for him.
You have to have justice in your country.
alex jones
Tucker, I agree.
More than an economy, more than stopping war.
jordan holmes
I agree.
alex jones
My listeners want indictments.
And finally, Comey, Letitia James.
tucker carlson
Indictments of the guilty, not indictments of people you don't like, not indictments of people who pissed you off.
jordan holmes
Wrong.
alex jones
Oh, that's cut and dry.
They did it.
tucker carlson
They're people who committed crimes and who have escaped justice because of their political connections.
That can't continue.
alex jones
Well, they started it, Tucker.
tucker carlson
Oh, I know.
dan friesen
They started it.
Mentality is no good.
You want that to be subtext, not text.
And then the second thing, you can't say, I campaigned for Trump.
You can't do that.
You can't have been a political hack and a tool of a campaign.
And if you are, that campaign has to be like Ron Paul.
You have to have lost.
There has to have been no chance.
jordan holmes
It's a noble loss.
A champion of principle that we knew never had a chance of winning, but it was a protest by that.
dan friesen
And Tucker, it's undeniable that he was a part of the Trump campaign.
But he has to deny it, or at least has to never put it in those terms.
Because now you're a campaigner.
You're not as independent as you need to present yourself as.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think the thing that he needs that's going to take him to the next level of Alex is removing all continuity.
Because for him, it should be like a second skin to remove all continuity, right?
We don't need to worry about Iraq.
Gone.
Gone.
Doesn't matter.
We don't need to worry about Trump.
Gone.
Doesn't matter.
You know, like tomorrow is a brand new day.
I campaigned.
I didn't campaign.
I'm for it.
I'm against it.
Women, no women.
Who cares?
You know?
dan friesen
Sure.
Yeah, that would be helpful to him.
And maybe he'll get there.
Maybe.
I don't know.
The demons really force you to stay in the moment.
jordan holmes
It is tough.
It is tough with the scratching and the clawing.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and it's reflective of a large chunk of the end of this episode, which is, you know, Alex telling people to go to his new websites, which is obviously a huge reason they did this interview to begin with.
And then complaining about Todd Blanche, who's the deputy head of the DOJ, and he's the reason that Ed Martin stopped Alex's whole thing.
Right, right, right.
For just briefly, Alex went to Ed Martin and was trying to get the Department of Justice to go after the Sandy Hook people who were suing him.
And Todd Blanche was like, no.
jordan holmes
We, for so many reasons.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So many reasons.
dan friesen
And so Alex is on the warpath against Todd Blanche.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
alex jones
Todd Blanche is Bill Barr 2.0.
And if you think that little sneaky lawyer is your friend, you're a fool.
So I think Todd Blanche should be removed, not because of me, but because everybody I talk to, he is literally there working against the president.
He's the one telling the U.S. attorneys don't do these prosecutions.
And then Trump gets pissed and says, do it.
They do it.
So, Trump, you did it with Sesame, you did it with Bill Barr.
Why are you doing it with Blanche right now?
It's just, please, I don't understand this blind spot of Trump.
tucker carlson
I've never heard any of this before, but that's why I'm a fan of yours because I always learn a lot.
Godspeed, Alex Jones.
Truly, thank you.
alex jones
Tucker, love you, brother.
tucker carlson
Great to see you, man.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
I've never heard any of this shit, and that's why I like talking to you because you just tell me things that I'll pretend are true.
jordan holmes
Just don't lie to me this bad.
You know, just don't lie to me like this.
It hurts to be lied to like this.
dan friesen
You mean for Tucker or for Tucker?
jordan holmes
Yeah, when Tucker lies to me like this, like, I've never heard any of this stuff before.
dan friesen
There's a, well, but I think that some of that might be true.
And there's a reason why he wouldn't have heard a lot of this stuff, sure, because it's bullshit.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, there's that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And a lot of it is niche Alex bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And his sort of boutique grievances.
And so, yeah, when he's like, I haven't heard any of this stuff.
It's like, yeah, and you should have the instinct.
You have a giant platform, and this isn't your first day on TV.
You should have an instinct to treat it as, oh, this is something Alex is saying.
It's something that is the truth.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess now it's become like, to me, what Alex is saying is one big, long thing.
You know, like Kerouac and on the road.
It's just one big long thing.
He's not saying individual things.
He's only ever saying one big thing, right?
So the idea of like, I haven't heard this before, yeah, you have, but you've heard it like this last year, and you've heard it like that two years ago, and you've heard it like that three years ago.
You have heard this before.
dan friesen
Yes, definitely.
jordan holmes
No, definitely that.
dan friesen
But there's a corollary of that, or there's a side implication of that.
And that is when he's like, I haven't heard any of this stuff.
It's him admitting, I don't listen to your dumb shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
Of course I don't listen to any of this shit.
dan friesen
I'm happy to promote you mostly because I don't have to take responsibility for being aware of your career and what you actually do.
jordan holmes
Have you not listened to some of my questions?
When you are talking, my brain is going, la la la, la, la, la, la.
I'm a little Tucker, the elf.
unidentified
La la la.
dan friesen
So mad at women.
I hate my audience.
Yeah.
That's what's going on in his head.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Anyway, we made it to the end.
No superpowers.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Can you like, no, I don't want you to jump.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
I don't want to jump either because it's going to, the landing is going to be hard.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's going to be hard.
dan friesen
Fuck.
Well, I really thought we had a chance.
jordan holmes
I mean, really, if anybody could, I think it would be Tucker.
I think there's something so specifically grading about him.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then the amount of history he has of being a piece of shit.
It's kind of amazing.
dan friesen
I like this as a new thing where we're trying to wake up your ex-Gene.
jordan holmes
I think that's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If we can torture me into a level of excellence that has never been reached before, I could be Shohei.
dan friesen
Well, because Alex and Tucker have such a disrespect for continuity and the fact that things exist in the past, I feel like we have to impose new layers of continuity on ourselves.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And now we have the quest for powers.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Our ultimate defense against their offense is developing superpowers.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I'm going to need some of your blood.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Wow.
dan friesen
I'm going to run some tests.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
Obviously.
dan friesen
So while the blood's in the centrifuge, I guess we should go.
jordan holmes
But we'll be back.
dan friesen
Until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the mysterious professor.
alex jones
Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo.
jordan holmes
And now here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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