#1084: October 9, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to see Alex's response to Trump announcing that he is an enemy of free speech, and are shocked to find that there is way more hat throwing involved than expected.
Oct. 13, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
01:47:50
Participants
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| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes. | ||
| Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex James. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Which bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, is actually a dark spot. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| And I'm pointing at you. | ||
| Yes, I see that. | ||
| It's a dark spot, and it's me. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| It's a bit. | ||
| I did something that I thought was going to be revolutionary this week. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I've put the cereal industry on notice. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I've told them that they're out of line with all this crazy cereals that they're making, like the fruit loops with marshmallows. | ||
| They're combining things that don't need to be combined. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I was at the store and I saw cocoa pebbles right next to fruity pebbles. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I realized they haven't mixed those yet. | ||
| But I could. | ||
| I was going to strike first. | ||
| They have never sold a combined cocoa and fruity pebbles. | ||
| And it's just begging to be combined. | ||
| So I did it. | ||
| And it's bad. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, oh, baby. | ||
|
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You feel so good when the idea hits you. | |
| And you're like, I'm going to change the game. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| I'm going to be the one who does it. | ||
| They said you can't. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| And it turns out the reason that they don't do it is because it's bad. | ||
| They don't work together well. | ||
| They have conflicting flavors. | ||
| They do different things to the milk. | ||
| It's just bad. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| I feel ashamed. | ||
| Yeah, I hate to say it, but I think you've had an experience that a lot of people have had ever since the Pebbles first came out. | ||
| They're like, no one will ever see this frontier if I don't cross it first. | ||
| And sometimes you shouldn't cross the frontier. | ||
| Yeah, but now we're living in a world where these barriers are being broken down day by day. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Fruit loops with marshmallows in them. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Come on. | ||
| No, I get you. | ||
| I get you. | ||
| But sometimes you push into space and sometimes you reach the event horizon of a black hole. | ||
| You're not coming out, man. | ||
| But you can go so many different places in space, but not out of a black hole. | ||
| No. | ||
| Staying in there. | ||
| I also watched episode four of MacGyver. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| How's he doing? | ||
| Two kisses. | ||
| Two kisses? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Same person. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| But that still counts for two. | ||
| So we're up to six. | ||
| He had to get a photo journalist out of a Central American country that I think was Guatemala, but it did not specify. | ||
| Okay, that's smart. | ||
| And there's a sort of a dictatory-y kind of guy who's working with an arms dealer who has a past with MacGyver. | ||
| And so she has uncovered proof that these two are working together. | ||
| And MacGyver's got to get her out of the country. | ||
| And she is like, no, I got to get pictures of them doing an arms deal. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And so he goes along for the ride and then tries to get her out of the country. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| They kiss. | ||
| And then they kiss. | ||
| I think it's implied they might have fucked, too. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So that's the first fuck implication. | ||
| That's a pretty exciting situation. | ||
| I don't think anybody could blame them for being like, we got out of an unnamed Central American country escaping an arms dealer and a dictator. | ||
| Let's fuck it out. | ||
| Oh, no, no. | ||
| They fuck before they get out. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| What if do we know their marital status? | ||
| I mean, assumably MacGyver is single. | ||
| Yeah, he lives in a planetarium, I think. | ||
| So yeah, he's single. | ||
| He does what? | ||
| Does he live in a planetarium? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| In the first episode, he was showing his little brother from the Little Brother Big Brother program. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Not his actual little brother. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| I understand. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| He's showing him around his place, and there's like a fucking telescope. | ||
| It's like, I don't know. | ||
| They haven't really established his living situation fully yet. | ||
| But he's single. | ||
| He's got to be single. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| She was single. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I think. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They had escaped from the militia, the Guatemalan militia, by stealing a school bus. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| And then had driven it accidentally into a river and had escaped on foot and had set a little fire for the night. | ||
| I mean, that appears sexy storytelling-wise, but I bet that they smelled so bad. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| But then MacGyver catches a lizard for them to have for dinner. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And she's like, I'm not eating lizard. | ||
| And then she loves it. | ||
|
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Of course. | |
| And she's like, you want to lay down? | ||
| Yeah, well, I mean, hey. | ||
| The people are still chasing them. | ||
| There's no safety. | ||
| That is like, that is what I think somebody who had studied sociological evolution would be like, that's probably what it was like at the beginning. | ||
| You know, everybody's like, ah, I don't like you. | ||
| Then you make them a lizard. | ||
| Then you fuck, and then you have a kid, and then society happens. | ||
| That's basically how it goes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| This is the archetypal story of MacGyver. | ||
| MacGyver is the sex at dawn of our time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I'm still enjoying this. | ||
| I can't get enough. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, what about you? | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is my dog, Sonny, my beautiful little angel of a pup. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| She's been having some skin problems. | ||
| A little itchy. | ||
| Been a real struggle to handle her skin issues. | ||
| Been a real struggle to handle her attitude issues, but those are completely separate. | ||
| You don't think the itching is contributing to the tude? | ||
| In fact, since we've got the itching under control, the tude has gotten far worse. | ||
| It's almost as if she was distracted from being an asshole by how much itching she was doing. | ||
| So, yeah, but today, as I was sitting in the shower, I was giving her a little bath with her medicated shampoo. | ||
| And you have to have the shampoo on there for like 10 minutes. | ||
| Can't be 9 minutes 30. | ||
| It's got to be 10 minutes at least. | ||
| This is science. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so we're sitting in the shower. | ||
| I've got the shower off, and I'm in the shower with her, sitting next to her. | ||
| She's covered in her soap, and we're just watching a little show for about 10 minutes. | ||
| And I mean, it seems silly. | ||
| It seems stupid, but I'm sitting in there with my shampoo-covered dog, and I'm just thinking, this is great. | ||
| This is good life. | ||
| This is good. | ||
| I just loved it. | ||
| That's the definition of those little moments. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It was awesome. | ||
| And it's so fun that you can sort of pretend that the dog cares about the show, you know? | ||
| I'm just, I mean, I'm sitting there because here's the schedule: I take my shower, and then I just go grab her and bring her into the shower with me. | ||
| So I'm just sitting here on this little edge naked next to her. | ||
| We're both soap-covered, watching a little thing. | ||
| Just my arm around her, having a great time. | ||
| That's sweet. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| Now, that's man at his primal. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Hanging out naked with your dog. | ||
| Medicated shampooing your dog. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We're going to be talking about October 9th, 2025. | ||
| 2025. | ||
| Talking about Alex's next day after Trump's bullshit press conversation. | ||
| Yeah, I bet he did great. | ||
|
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Oh, so good. | |
| I bet he was great. | ||
| So good. | ||
| So we're going to talk about that and how terrible it is and how he should be ashamed. | ||
| But before we do, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Stabo and the Ouija would be a great band name. | ||
| Lots of love from RWRAA down under. | ||
| Thank you so much, Jernaho Palziwonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, attention people burned by 40K. | ||
| There's a new grim dark war game in town called Trench Crusade and all the rules are free online. | ||
| All hail to the Iron Sultanate. | ||
| Thank you so much, Jernaho Palziwon. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And shout out to the recent new daddy, Willie G. Sully is going to have the best father ever. | ||
| At least you beat Silk Song and return to parental, or at least after you beat Silk Song and return to parental duties. | ||
| Thanks for being a great friend and turning me on to the show. | ||
| Thank you so much, Jernaho Polseywonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| I said you beat Silk Song, and then I had to double back because I feel like. | ||
| Nobody's beat Silk Song. | ||
| Not anybody who has any other responsibilities. | ||
| I hear that game is hard as shit. | ||
| That is what I have heard. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We got a technical credit mix, Jordan. | ||
| So thank you so much to honestly, please just use the name Owen Schroyer. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're an Iowa Technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
|
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Four stars. | |
| Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| Someone, sodomite, sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
|
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He's a loser, little, little kitty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| So we're going to go over this episode, but I have an out-of-context drop for you today. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You're so screwed, New World Order. | ||
| I got the Mexican food restaurant giving me free balls of soup. | ||
| You're screwed. | ||
| You fucked. | ||
| I got soup. | ||
| I have never heard better evidence for anything, ever. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| David Rockefeller is in his grave trembling. | ||
| I mean, because Alex is getting soup. | ||
| I would accept that as an explanation for the reason anyone should be scared about anything. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| The Brewers are probably struggling. | ||
| They're not going to win against the Dodgers. | ||
| I'm getting free soup. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's all over. | ||
| Works for me. | ||
| So in our last episode, we experienced the Trump administration doing a propaganda event about Antifa and witnessed Tucker Carlson clumsily pretend to have just discovered that he feels scared of immigrants. | ||
| It was a colossal shit show, and the messaging around it was very clear. | ||
| The goal was to present people in cities like Chicago and Portland as being so far past the point of saving that the only option left is for the federal government to occupy them and take over their law enforcement. | ||
| Along with that, we heard Trump say something that should immediately disqualify him from holding the office that he's in. | ||
| To refresh everyone, here is a comment that he made about flag burning and his position on that being free speech. | ||
| Only days ago, Nick Sortor was assaulted in Portland by a flag burning mob, and we've made it one-year penalty for inciting riots. | ||
| We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts, and the courts said, you have freedom of speech. | ||
| But what has happened is when they burn a flag, it agitates and irritates crowds. | ||
| They've never seen anything like it on both sides, and you end up with riots. | ||
| So we're going on that basis. | ||
| We're looking at it from not from the freedom of speech, which I always felt strongly about, but never passed the courts. | ||
| This is what they do: they incite when you burn an American flag, you incite tremendous violence. | ||
| We have many examples of it. | ||
| The president was saying that the courts recognize and have upheld flag burning as a protected form of free speech, but that he disagrees, so he's going to put people in jail for it. | ||
| This is tyrant shit. | ||
| This is the very behavior Alex has pretended folks like Obama and Bush were engaging in. | ||
| So it feels like he should be very worried about the safety of the Bill of Rights. | ||
| It's important when discussing something like this to be clear about people's positions. | ||
| If Trump was saying that flag burning isn't free speech and Alex agreed with that position, then it would be silly for me to expect Alex to see this as a major violation of the Constitution. | ||
| So in order to make sure that we establish what Alex Jones believes about this issue, let's hear him discuss this from over the years. | ||
| Let's start in 2003. | ||
| I don't like burning the flag. | ||
| I hate those that burn it because they hate America, because they're burning it for wrong reasons. | ||
| But I will defend the right to burn it because it's the First Amendment. | ||
| The soul of what that flag is, what it represents, the First Amendment, says I can burn that flag. | ||
| So Alex understands that not being allowed to burn the flag is a transgression of what the freedom the flag symbolizes. | ||
| He understands this paradox. | ||
| Yeah, I would not, you know, the more I think about it, the more I think if I'm going to change my position on something 20 years later, embarrassingly, don't use the word soul. | ||
| That one's real damning. | ||
| And in retrospect, when you say the soul of the thing, you're really going to struggle later on whenever you piss in it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But maybe, you know, just that was what he thought in 2003. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Here's 2005. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| House okay's ban on flag burning though. | ||
| The flag symbolizes the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, America, the veterans that have fought and died for this country. | ||
| The flag itself is not those rights. | ||
| And I do not like people that burn the American flag. | ||
| Most of them are misguided idiots. | ||
| I do not appreciate it, but I'm not an emotional idiot. | ||
| And I will fight for their right to burn that flag. | ||
| I will fight for their right to do it because it's under the First Amendment. | ||
| And when you arrest somebody for burning that flag, ladies and gentlemen, what you are in a sense doing is burning the First Amendment. | ||
| You're actually burning the soul of that flag. | ||
| Uh-oh, the soul is here. | ||
| Oh, man, you got to. | ||
| You got to not use the word. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You got to not use the word. | ||
| He seems pretty consistent on this. | ||
| And, you know, obviously it's like, I don't like these people, but if fuck you, I'm going to defend to the death your right to say these things I don't like. | ||
| I mean, it's one of the classic American things to say whenever you're not telling the truth is to be like, I disagree with you, but I would defend your right to disagree with me for my life. | ||
| I'm going to quote Voltaire at you. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So here's Alex in 2010 going even further, defending people's right to not only burn the flag, but holy texts. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Listen, I don't like burning the Bible or Quran or anything else. | ||
| It's disrespectful, but it's the right of free people to do it. | ||
| I don't like burning the American flag, but I've got to defend people's right to do it because if you take their right, well, then this radio show doesn't have a First Amendment right, does it? | ||
| No. | ||
| That's yep. | ||
| It doesn't. | ||
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Nope. | |
| You're right. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| That's how rights work. | ||
| But all of this, these clips that I've played so far, this is all pre-Trump. | ||
| However, in 2016, Alex was still unchanged on this issue. | ||
| I had Jesse Ventura calling me this morning out of the time to call me back going, oh, there's your hero, Trump, Alex, calling for arrested people to burn the American flag. | ||
| And I was just thinking, you're supporting, I don't want to get in a fight with Ventura, but give me a break, man. | ||
| You're supporting Ventura that killed hundreds of thousands. | ||
| I mean, you're supporting Fidel Castro, Ventura. | ||
| You're saying he's a great guy. | ||
| I don't support arresting people that flag burn because it's their First Amendment. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And once you do that, you can ban all the free speech. | ||
| So in 2016, Alex was hearing pushback from people like Jesse Ventura that Trump wanted to arrest people who burned the flag. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he's in denial about that being something that Trump wants. | ||
| And he's clear that if you do that, then all free speech is up for grabs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so that is after he has fully adopted Trump as his leader. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So here's him in 2019. | ||
| And I want to be clear. | ||
| You have a right to burn the American flag. | ||
| People fought and died for the rights that flag symbolizes. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| It disgusts me. | ||
| But we shouldn't be incited to attack them when they do it. | ||
| It's what they want. | ||
| He was uniformly disgusted by people burning the flag, and he didn't like them. | ||
| But he recognized that it was their right to do it. | ||
| And encroaching on that right threatened all of the other aspects of free speech. | ||
| Through the ups and downs of his stupid career, Alex has understood that flag burning is the paradox that represents the test of freedom. | ||
| And it's to his credit that he didn't just take the easy conservative patriot position. | ||
| He could have easily been the guy who was like, no, I don't believe that it's free speech. | ||
| The courts have ruled that it is. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But I would like to advocate that we change that. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Because you can change the First Amendment. | ||
| That's how laws work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The Supreme Court decides these things. | ||
| And then that's our definition. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| In that last clip from 2019, Alex even rebuts Trump's supposed reason for arresting people who burn flags, which is that it incites people. | ||
| Alex understands and dismisses this as a justification for banning protected speech, which is the correct take to have. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Don't, oh, the problem is that you're getting incited by this. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Not that this is inciting. | ||
| No, it's the response is the problem if you're going to go punch someone who's burning a flag. | ||
| People need to be protected from themselves. | ||
| By the standards of Alex's political positions, as documented by his career, at least over the past 22 years, you have to believe that he thinks an attempt to ban flag burning is an attack on free speech. | ||
| He thinks that about a bill that would ban flag burning. | ||
| So you can only imagine how much more tyrannical he would think a president just decreeing that it was now illegal while admitting that the courts wouldn't let him do it because of free speech. | ||
| So he just ignored them would be. | ||
| That's so much worse than someone putting a bill through Congress. | ||
| It would be hard to have an argument in a courtroom and for them to play that where you go, I know what they'd say if I said I'm banning your free speech, so I won't say that. | ||
| We just say I'm doing something else and take away your free speech. | ||
| That would be very difficult to come back from. | ||
| We ignored the free speech angle of this free speech issue because the free speech of it would get in the way of me doing what I want to do. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Feigning ignorance is probably not going to work after you just say, I want to take away free speech. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Feigning ignorance after you confess is impossible. | ||
| It is very difficult. | ||
| So Trump's press conference was on the 8th. | ||
| So today we're going to look at Alex's show from the 9th, where one should expect him to be sounding the loudest alarms about how Trump has overturned the Constitution and all patriots who have sworn an oath to uphold it must act. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So we'll see. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll see what his tone is like. | ||
| I'm excited to see the Patriots overthrow the Capitol. | ||
| That'll be interesting. | ||
| Here's where we start. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's Thursday, October 9th, 2025. | ||
|
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Trump has declared anti-international terror organization. | |
| There it is. | ||
| Or an insurrection act. | ||
| You want to go to war with the deep state? | ||
| It's happening! | ||
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Infowars. | |
| Tomorrow's news. | ||
| Today. | ||
| So I guess Alex doesn't care too much about that free speech thing. | ||
| I get that Alex is very invested in Trump's power grab and he sees a Trump dictatorship as preferable to a liberal democracy, but this is a complete abandonment of him even trying to keep up appearances. | ||
| This is a guy who is legit living like there's no tomorrow. | ||
| On the surface, this behavior looks like full commitment, but what it really is is a guy who's given up. | ||
| He used to pretend to operate from principles, and now he's just a state propagandist, so long as the state is Trump. | ||
| As far as being an interesting media figure, he has retired. | ||
| Like, this is a person who does not give a shit about what these positions mean for the future, what they mean for the past. | ||
| It is all in service of defending and accruing the power that he feels associated with. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I think it's more, it's interesting to see somebody on the way up who is hiding these true positions because at the very least, they're engaging with a, I don't know, a need to obtain something. | ||
| You know, so the subterfuge has its own purpose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is somebody who is doing something to obtain something for whatever reason that they have, right? | ||
| Now, all of this stuff is a waste. | ||
| There's just no, okay, fine, you're doing this, but it's not even achieving the goal of being a state propagandist. | ||
| Nobody's even like coming to your side or even believing things differently. | ||
| They're just going, look at this guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is just trying to hold on, kind of, and it's holding on to the wrong thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think, but I feel like it is an indication of him just not caring. | ||
| Like, I think he recognizes that he's sunk his own ship. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's whatever the state courts and all that shit, however that ends up playing out is not going to go in his favor. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's going to be an ability to hold on to something and run some level of supplement company by screaming about dumb shit. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But like, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. | ||
| And he's probably finally starting to feel the loss of Owen Schroyer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's probably, it's probably breaking his heart. | ||
| Later, he talks about Owen. | ||
| And I didn't include this clip because I just thought it was kind of dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he's like talking about how he's pulling for him and he's like, what? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He makes some dishy aside about like, I can't get his microphones to work, but I hope he does good. | ||
| And that's like, okay, you're watching his show. | ||
| You know he has like tech problems. | ||
| It just indicated a level of madness that he shouldn't give up. | ||
| He shouldn't show. | ||
| This is a great, it's great to watch people unravel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I suppose. | ||
| So I think that Alex, when I say he's retired and basically just coasting at this point, it's because he's being thrown the softest of softballs imaginable for a guy who's suspicious about the federal government and cares about the Bill of Rights. | ||
| The whole Epstein thing was a good off-ramp for most conspiracy theorists if they wanted to maintain a little dignity, but I would consider this to be the last exit on the highway. | ||
| If you're not off by now, you're done. | ||
| There's nothing left for you but this path. | ||
| This is the path that you're on, and you can't get off. | ||
| You will never get off. | ||
| I mean, I don't see any way that you could even attend to any of your previous bullshit about tyrants and blood on the tree. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know, like, give up. | ||
| You love that shit. | ||
| Blood on the tree isn't going to happen. | ||
| You're having a grand time. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| You've abandoned and given up on whatever it was that you were building, the pretense of your brand. | ||
| And the people who are worse than you don't want you because they already think that you're working for Israel or some shit. | ||
| So like you've got nothing. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Except for this. | ||
| Just stay on whatever this path is. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Gross. | ||
| And I think that when you're in this kind of position, maybe you just kind of go through the motions. | ||
| We are entering the 262nd day of the return of America and the West. | ||
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| It's like a catchphrase comic. | ||
| Like this is a get or done shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's three catchphrases in a row. | ||
| And he feels very announcery. | ||
| You know, You could push a little bit of real into your voice, you know, instead of being like, and next coming up to the floor on the price is right. | ||
| But it's hard to deliver those catchphrases with any kind of sincerity. | ||
| You kind of have to do that. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| You're Chicago Bulls starting the lineup. | ||
| You might be a Patriot. | ||
| If Trump, he declared Antifa an international terrorist group, which may or may not be official. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| I was actually very interested. | ||
| So they're an international terrorist organization. | ||
| What's their base of operations out of? | ||
| Anywhere. | ||
| You know how he's shooting these boats out of the water because they're quote-unquote allegedly cartel boats? | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Same thing. | ||
| Yeah, could be anybody, really. | ||
| It could be almost like just a pretense to then choose whoever you want to hurt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex is into it. | ||
| And at the meeting where they were discussing this at Trump's press conference, his ex-employee, Savannah Hernandez, was there. | ||
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Yes. | |
| And Alex discusses how she probably would still be working for Infowars if he wasn't a flagrant sexist. | ||
| Well, Trump two weeks ago declared Antifa a domestic terror organization, which they are by the very definition. | ||
| And today they declared it to the State Department, an international transnational terror organization. | ||
| And that's got the real teeth in it. | ||
| And of course, we know exactly who's been funding it the whole time. | ||
| We know who created it. | ||
| It is a communist network that goes back actually to the 20s in Germany. | ||
| And it is funded by Soros, the CIA, USAID, billionaires in Europe. | ||
| And now we have the Justice Department giving briefings in a long conference yesterday at the White House with our own former reporter Savannah Hernandez and others. | ||
| Victims of physical attacks. | ||
| You know, Savannah quit on friendly terms. | ||
| What was it? | ||
| Four years ago because we had her security. | ||
| We got six people. | ||
| And they would still beat her and punch her in the face and pull her hair and throw bottles at her. | ||
| And we said, Savannah, I said, Savannah, I cannot send you into the middle of Antifa. | ||
| I said, I go into their groups in an armored vehicle and they jump up on it with hammers and attack it. | ||
| We have footage of that. | ||
| She said, well, I quit. | ||
| And, you know, look, she's got courage. | ||
| I love her to death. | ||
| Apparently not. | ||
| I can't let you do this because you're a little lady. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's hard to view that as being said in any other way. | ||
| I mean, he could have ended it with sweetheart. | ||
| That would have been nice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She quit because you are a sexist asshole who doesn't believe that women could do the same things as men. | ||
| You need to stay inside. | ||
| And boy, things need to be cleaned. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It couldn't, like, I think that what he's expressing is that, like, Savannah was pretty successful. | ||
| And she's been more successful since leaving Infowars. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And she probably could have stayed if she. | ||
| If I'd given her the wings? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or I could have like clipped them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She never would have flown. | ||
| That could have really made this hard. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yep. | |
| God, what an asshole. | ||
| He's a piece of shit. | ||
| So Antifa is obviously an international terrorist group. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And one of the ways we can tell this is that people who are phah in other countries are being killed. | ||
| And when they call you a Nazi, well, then they dehumanize you. | ||
| Oh, you know, it's okay to punch a Nazi. | ||
| And that's why they do that. | ||
| And now it's upwards of 20 AFD politicians that were winning in state elections. | ||
| It was just six or seven a few weeks ago. | ||
| In the last few months, 20 of them, sure, it's more, I haven't looked in a week, magically die in Germany. | ||
| So Alex is making this news up, and the magical word there is a little bit, I mean, some people are just old. | ||
| They do magically die, though, because they are non-existent. | ||
| So this story hasn't changed from the last time he's reported on seven deaths of AFD candidates, but some time has passed. | ||
| So he decided that he needs to bump the number up to keep the story interesting. | ||
| Yeah, more people have obviously had to be dying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So there was a headline that he's probably basing this off of, though, which was news about Iris Sultzer or Stolzer, who's the newly elected mayor of Herdike, who was stabbed in her own home, but survived. | ||
| This could be another case of some shadowy conspiracy against AFD politicians. | ||
| But like I said, she survived, so she was able to tell police what happened. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| She was stabbed by her 17-year-old daughter. | ||
| From the information that's been reported so far, it appears that there was some kind of a family fight that got out of hand. | ||
| And it's possible that the daughter won't even face serious charges. | ||
| She called for an ambulance after doing the stabbing, so the authorities don't seem to think that she was looking to kill. | ||
| And there might not even be, like, obviously, there's not going to be. | ||
| I don't even think there's going to be an attempted murder kind of prosecution. | ||
| However, people need to deal with inter-family stabbings is up to them. | ||
| It's not my choice. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is not some kind of targeted political attack against the German far right. | ||
| This is a domestic situation that's being exploited by people like Alex to create the appearance that people with his politics are under attack, which is justification for the horrible things that they plan to do to the rest of us. | ||
| And that's all this is. | ||
| And it's unfortunate that this woman had this domestic situation in Germany, but it wouldn't be relevant at all if people like Alex weren't trying to build a case. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's interesting, though, the way that they do that is the like, oh, when they call you a Nazi, they do it to dehumanize you in a kind of mirror image of the way that they dehumanize everybody who's not white. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But in reality, the reason why it's okay to punch a Nazi is because they have been humanized. | ||
| This is a person who has made a choice to do a thing. | ||
| Now there are consequences for that thing. | ||
| This is not dehumanizing somebody by calling them a cockroach, an animal that has no choice, but is just, it just is or is not. | ||
| There's nothing you can do about their behaviors. | ||
| Yeah, being a Nazi is not an inalienable trait. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You can change your fucking mind. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
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Yep. | |
| That's how it works. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And pretending that you deserve any say is allowing for violence to be carried out on other people. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| No, we are now no longer buddies. | ||
| That's why you can say whatever the fuck you want, and I'm still going to punch you. | ||
| It could happen. | ||
| So Alex talks a little bit about black shirts and brown shirts. | ||
| Great. | ||
| During the lead up to World War II. | ||
| That's going to help. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think he's a little muddy. | ||
| I don't know what's going on here. | ||
| And I remember going to protest 29 or 28 years ago, and I was just talking about Antifa. | ||
| Steve Mason, local talk show host, explained it to me because he'd been brought up a Quaker and a communist, so he knew all about it. | ||
| David's still around. | ||
| That guy's amazing. | ||
| He explained to me all about Antifa then. | ||
| And they would come over to me just because I was having a pro-private property demonstration or pro-gunstration. | ||
| They'd say, you know, when we take over, we're going to kill you. | ||
| Weird way to start. | ||
| And their leadership are professors and NGOs, but down below it, they hire all these thugs and people. | ||
| And it is the equivalent of Hitler's brown shirts. | ||
| Well, in Germany, he was fighting a communist that had their black shirts, and that was Antifa. | ||
| So it's not that Hitler's brown shirts are good, it's that both were bad, both different flavors of utilitarianism. | ||
| But look up the history of Antifa. | ||
| That's where it comes from, is out of Germany. | ||
| Even pre-Hitler. | ||
| And it was them running around with their reign of terror that actually got the Germans behind Hitler and the brown shirts to fight them off. | ||
| That's why the left treated Proud Boys like Nazis because they saw them as historically a right-wing resistance to them. | ||
| Though the Proud Boys were not like Hitler, they were a unifier. | ||
| But that's why they got called a domestic terror group, but never actually officially made one. | ||
| So I think that Alex is a little bit convoluted and maybe into the Nazi side of things. | ||
| Seems like it. | ||
| But also, I think at the end there, he kind of makes a point that he should think about, which is the evil Obama-Biden regime didn't make the Proud Boys an international terrorist group. | ||
| That is a good point. | ||
| Why wouldn't they have if they were all the things that Alex believes them to be? | ||
| They're working for the devil. | ||
| You know what the devil's known for? | ||
| Restraint. | ||
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I mean, listen. | |
| There are unwritten rules. | ||
| Cosmic law. | ||
| There's intergalactic space trees. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| You have to put it in a movie first. | ||
| And then, but that they didn't do that. | ||
| Oh, Alex is going to talk about a movie in a little bit. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| I knew it. | ||
| I knew it. | ||
| But it's notable here that Alex seems to be on the same page with people like Jack Pisobic and Tucker. | ||
| With the messaging about how Hitler's rise to power was an understandable response to the decadence and communism in Germany, there is an angle. | ||
| Alex is not pushing it as hard as someone like Jack Pisobic was. | ||
| But there is a message unity. | ||
| I'm not saying that they're all collaborating or anything like that, but there is something scary about this being a common thought that they have. | ||
| I find it interesting. | ||
| These people cannot understand, like, they can't understand the concept of Antifa being just a generalized anti-fascism. | ||
| We are against fashion. | ||
| And it didn't start in Germany. | ||
| It started a thousand years ago whenever somebody was like, hey, no more kings telling me what to do. | ||
| Why would I listen to a fucking king? | ||
| Like, it just goes, it's the same thing. | ||
| This asshole up there with a shit ton of money is telling me what to do, and I don't want him. | ||
| Like, that's it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex is, you know, clearly putting himself as some kind of a heroic figure in this street fight that's going to happen between various colored shirts. | ||
| Them and imaginary people. | ||
| And so, like, it excited me that he teased what's coming up later in the show. | ||
| I have a former firefighter who I've known about for a long time who then discovered that people are being implanted covertly with microchips. | ||
| Hell, yeah. | ||
| And now you see it coming out, and now they have the nanotech and the Pfizer shots and the rest of it, the self-amplifying, the self-replicating. | ||
| And he's going around with major institutions around the world, including even with the parliament of the EU and scanning people that have been vaccinated versus this. | ||
| And it's incredible. | ||
| And he can tell you these expensive, the hand helmets are like 20 grand. | ||
| He's got like $100,000 devices. | ||
| Does he have Thaler glasses? | ||
| He can tell what's going on and explaining, folks. | ||
| You think of a parasite as a worm in your belly. | ||
| And then that could be that time. | ||
| You think of a microchip as something the size of rice. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| This is nanotech that's both biological self-replicating and silicon self-replicating. | ||
| And this is a major transhumanist rollout, and he's got the documents. | ||
| And he scanned my buddy, Sean Johnson, on his podcast and found specifically where there are these silicon clusters in key places in his body. | ||
| Of course, he keeps finding special operations, particularly with this going on. | ||
| And we went for a hike this morning. | ||
| I said, why don't you just call on the show today? | ||
| He was going to leave town a few hours, but he held his flight till tomorrow. | ||
| A big conference he's having in a few days in Alabama. | ||
| I told you to come in in the fourth hour today, and he's going to present some of the data, the science. | ||
| This isn't kook stuff. | ||
| This is real stuff. | ||
| And then he's going to scan Johnson again on air. | ||
| And then I haven't been scanned yet. | ||
| I'm going to get scanned. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Now, keep in mind, this isn't kook stuff. | ||
| Alex makes that qualification almost as if he's acknowledging that so much of his content is kook stuff, but he wants the audience to take it seriously this time. | ||
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| So this is a guy named Jesse Beltran. | ||
| He claims that he had a near-death experience when he was six, and God sent him back because he needed to fulfill his destiny, which apparently is to inform humanity about alien implants that are giving people Havana syndrome. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Finally, something God does that's going to help people. | ||
| In the long run, because he is older than six. | ||
| So I watched a fair amount of an interview he did in 2024 with a channel called the Jeff Mara podcast. | ||
| And to give you some sense of who's considered a good guest for that show, a week ago, they interviewed Courtney Brown about how he gotten some remote viewing information from the ET High Council that was important to get out so they can stop an intergalactic war. | ||
| Well, that's nice. | ||
| You may remember Courtney Brown as the guy who was spouting a bunch of shit about there being a spaceship behind the Hail Bop comet on Coast to Coast AM, which may have played some role in the Heavenscape mass suicide. | ||
| Well, this is the territory where Jesse Beltran's content belongs. | ||
| But I guess Alex really doesn't want to talk about free speech. | ||
| So why not do a morning zoo segment where a guy pretends to scan you for alien implants? | ||
| It's crazier than a... | ||
| Here's what sucks. | ||
| What sucks? | ||
| It's crazy, but it's also boring. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, there's nothing. | ||
| Alex isn't even really taking this seriously when he's getting scanned. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And the guy is scanning him and there's like a boop, boop, boop, boop, boo. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Of course there is. | ||
| It's like a metal detector on a beach. | ||
| It's a Thetan detector. | ||
| It's a fucking, we're going clear again. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I don't really have any clips of that. | ||
| And honestly, he's just there to promote a documentary called Nano Sapiens, which was put out by the same people who put out that Died Suddenly documentary. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And so he's really just there on a PR tour for that. | ||
| And it's pretty boring. | ||
| It's always interesting to me whenever people continue living that you forget about. | ||
| And you're like, well, yeah, of course they're still alive. | ||
| That guy seems like he should be dead by now. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like, if you're part of the reason Heaven's Gate went down. | ||
| Oh, Courtney Brown? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You should be dead by now. | ||
| I don't know why in my head it's like, well, obviously he can't still be alive. | ||
| And doing the same shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's like, there's no way that the universe would allow that to happen. | ||
| Somebody's going to stop that. | ||
| But no, of course he is. | ||
| No, there's enough credulous audiences who will just buy up anything. | ||
| And you think, oh, well, after you do something like that, you go, maybe I won't do that again. | ||
| But if you're a person who is capable of going, maybe don't do that again, you wouldn't have done it in the first place. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You never would have pretended that you remote-viewed spaceships. | ||
| So of course you're going to keep doing it. | ||
| So I think that I got a real relief out of Alex being like, I'm going to fucking talk to this firefighter who's going to scan me for implants. | ||
| I'm like, fuck yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's such a disappointment that it sucks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it gave me some hope in the middle of this. | ||
| Dumb shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Antifa, Alex knows all about their funding. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Well, we're going to get a break here, but I'll tell you the main consortium that takes the NGO money and then pays it to Antifa. | ||
| It's run by Alexander Soros. | ||
| We broke this. | ||
| Hard to believe. | ||
| 10 years ago. | ||
| So, and it's still the same group. | ||
| And we have the documents and the battle plan on it to one of their officers on where to attack, what to do, how to provocateur, how to get the blacks to burn down certain facilities. | ||
| This particular document is in Maryland. | ||
| And this was meant to be blamed on Trump right before the election 2016. | ||
| Documents to tell plan for civil unrest and martial law in Baltimore. | ||
| They're all there. | ||
| Alexander Soros heads up the group. | ||
| If you scroll down, we'll give you the name of it. | ||
| But this is the reality of what we're facing. | ||
| And I'll cover it when we come back from break. | ||
| The actual documents we broke. | ||
| Because I forgot all the details about the details of these fake things that we found online. | ||
| And I need to freshen up to that. | ||
| I remember so many fake details about so many fake things. | ||
| I don't know why I can't remember the fake details about this particular fake thing. | ||
| Alex has forgotten more fake things than you'll ever learn. | ||
| That is a true thing somehow, I believe. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So he goes to break, brushes up on this, maybe scrolls through Infowars article. | ||
| Up a little and talks more about these fake Soros contracts. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| On screen, you see the smoking gun documents of Alexander Soros' organization that he commands running actionable Antifa attacks and the funding. | ||
| Friends of democracy. | ||
| Action bulletin, BW10418-15 Command Attack Plan with all the officers' signatures and everything else. | ||
| His Antifa brother, but academic, was in jail. | ||
| His brother went over to take care of the dog and found the document. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Brother is a captain. | ||
| Oh, it's headless. | ||
| There's no leadership. | ||
| We can't ever do anything about it. | ||
| Bull crap. | ||
| So it's been a while since we talked about this shit. | ||
| So I wanted to revisit a few things about these very obviously fake documents. | ||
| No, they're not obviously fake. | ||
| For one thing, Alex has mixed up some things. | ||
| It's a different Soros child, Jonathan Soros, who's involved with this organization. | ||
| But Alexander Soros got really popular during Pizzagate. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so he's the only Soros kid that Alex knows about. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's like when you're adapting a novel to be a screenplay, sometimes you condense the characters into one. | ||
| I mean, otherwise people get distracted. | ||
| Yeah, and you don't want to pay the actors. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| So there's a section in these documents about disbursements for payments of the protesters, which consistently misspells disbursement with a P instead of a B. Disbursement. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It makes sense because money comes from purses. | ||
| I don't understand this whole burser shit. | ||
| It should be a purser. | ||
| Yeah, that's a notable. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| So this section also includes a breakdown where the protesters tell them how they should expect to get their payments from D.A. Donnelly, who's a point person. | ||
| Very nice of them. | ||
| Quote, this does not leave this document. | ||
| That's underlined. | ||
| I find it very difficult for something to be printed out and yet also not leave the document itself. | ||
| But that's fine. | ||
| Yeah, and I think that most documents say don't snitch on it. | ||
| Don't tell anyone about this. | ||
| This is a problem that was handled a long time ago with the Mission Impossible method of destroying the message immediately after. | ||
| Otherwise, anybody could see it. | ||
| Yeah, I just watched Burn After Reading. | ||
| You burn it after reading. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't just say, hey, don't let anybody know about this, but keep it in your bookshelf. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So apparently, 5% to 10% of the negotiated amount is paid one to two weeks before the protest. | ||
| 20 to 30% goes out 24 to 48 hours afterwards. | ||
| And then you get the rest four to six months later. | ||
| This is not a good deal. | ||
| No, that sucks. | ||
| I'm going to have to bounce. | ||
| I think I can get an extra gig that pays better than this. | ||
| Yeah, people aren't going to riot based on this kind of a payment schedule. | ||
| No. | ||
| You can't give me a maximum of 10% up front if I might die or be seriously wounded in this riot. | ||
| It's not like there's insurance for me or any kind of medical bills being covered. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| I mean, furthermore, if you are going to get anybody to engage into legal, into illegal action, you have to front load and then half out the, you know, like. | ||
| It's the whole premise of like terrorists to pay their family if they're going to go suicide bombs. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is all money that we're getting quick. | ||
| This is quick cash. | ||
| We're not talking about an investment. | ||
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No. | |
| This isn't a CD that's going to appreciate over six months. | ||
| If you're trying to get me to do a crime, I don't trust you to pay me half a year later. | ||
| That would be insane on account of why we're already criminals. | ||
| I have no recourse. | ||
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Right. | |
| I can't make you pay me for the crime. | ||
| It almost makes me regret wanting to commit crimes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So this document makes it clear that you can slap whoever you want whenever you want. | ||
| But you can only use closed fists, quote, below the neck and above the belt. | ||
| You're absolutely not allowed to kick anyone, quote, unless provoked with no other recourse. | ||
| I'd love for there to be a meeting where these bosses are like making a protester justify a kick. | ||
| I would like that. | ||
| I would like that a lot. | ||
| Did you have other recourse? | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Well, we're not going to pay you the rest of the day. | ||
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Right. | |
| Right. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| Are you bringing me in for meetings? | ||
| If you're bringing me in for meetings, then why are we talking about a document? | ||
| Like, what is this? | ||
| What's happening? | ||
| We watched the tape, and that was not a clean kick. | ||
| I mean, you had other options. | ||
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What an absurd grouping of rules. | |
| So dumb. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So Alex also says that these documents were found by a guy who was going over to take care of his brother's dog because he'd gotten arrested. | ||
| He was an intellectual. | ||
| That's interesting because this is not the version of the story that originally was told about these documents. | ||
| So here's a clip from January 10th, 2018, where Harrison Smith, fresh, fresh on the scene, young buck trying to make a name for himself, came onto Alex's show to break this story. | ||
| So these documents have to do with the 2015 Baltimore riots, the Black Lives Matter riots that were inspired by the. | ||
| Which we know is funded by the Justice Department. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, yeah, we know that a lot of people were putting funds into all these riots that, of course, started with Ferguson and spread throughout all of these things. | ||
| So this goes back to 2015. | ||
| And where this comes from is there is a user on 4chan, and 4chan is a totally anonymous website. | ||
| You can. | ||
| Sure, it's like a place for WikiLeaks. | ||
| Yeah, it's like WikiLeaks. | ||
| There's obviously a lot of fake stuff posted there, probably, but this seems pretty real. | ||
| And so a user says that his brother basically was a loser, a loner, barely had a job. | ||
| And yet recently, in the last couple of years, he'd taken to traveling around the United States. | ||
| So this guy who leaked it said he was a little suspicious. | ||
| Which they admit, Soros is funding a group of about a thousand, and they fly around. | ||
| Well, he just gave $18 billion. | ||
| I mean, what you could do with that money is ridiculous. | ||
| So obviously, there's tons of funds to fly people around to program these people, train these people. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| What you read in here is what they're doing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so this leaker says he went looking through his brother's stuff, basically looking for proof of where his brother was getting his money. | ||
| He thought maybe it was going to be drugs. | ||
| He was looking for sort of proof that his brother was maybe involved in something he shouldn't be involved in. | ||
| Well, he found these documents. | ||
| And so these documents he took a picture of with his cell phone and then posted them to 4chan. | ||
| And it's an action document from the Friends of Democracy, which is a pack by George Soros' son that its mission statement is to get money out of politics. | ||
| So that's funny enough. | ||
| But this is actually BWI-0418-15. | ||
| BWI is the airport code for Baltimore. | ||
| 0418 is April 18th, which is 15, 2015, which is the date that the riots started. | ||
| Past this point, they did no reporting on this. | ||
| Like, no investigation, no journalism, nothing. | ||
| They know nothing more than they did that day when they found these fake fucking documents on 4chan. | ||
| Alex still pretends that this is super real because it says what he wants it to say, what he needs it to say. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's embarrassing to anyone who can think critically, but that doesn't matter because he knows his audience is all people who can't at this point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| It's such like that kid way of thinking where it's like, as long as you don't think about it twice, it all makes sense. | ||
| Oh, they've got $18 billion. | ||
| That's so much money. | ||
| And you're like, but if you think about it twice, you would realize that for a revolutionary organization trying to hide, that is a big red flag for people. | ||
| It's way too much money. | ||
| It's too much money. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You would see that moving around. | ||
| The point of the revolution is not to be seen doing the revolution until it's time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's ridiculous. | ||
| And if $18 billion or whatever. | ||
| $18 billion. | ||
| If that was being directed towards revolution, you'd see a lot more than you see now. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It would be really crazy. | ||
| Where would that money be even going? | ||
| Well, not to the protesters who kick people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, those checks are canceled. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So you've got $18 billion. | ||
| You're not spending it on body armor, obviously. | ||
| You're not spending it on weapons. | ||
| You're not spending it on. | ||
| So what are you even spending it on? | ||
| Well, also in these documents, there is a section that says, do not report this money to anyone. | ||
| That's smart. | ||
| So like, it would be $18 billion that just disappeared. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We wouldn't know because it's on the document that nobody would report it to anybody. | ||
| So it's all just invisible money now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, great. | ||
| Brilliant. | ||
| You know, and you would want physical money, right? | ||
| You'd want to be, or perhaps crypto or something. | ||
| But even then, you know, crypto is a terrible idea. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You need doubloons. | ||
| Buried treasure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is where the $18 billion is gone. | ||
| If I'm somebody who's working for one of these outfits, I'm a paid protester in the fashion of these documents. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I am only taking gold coin. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't trust you on anything. | ||
| This is the least trustworthy looking document ever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't even trust cash. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| No, they've got numbers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They've got numbers. | ||
| They can trace that cash. | ||
| Melted down bullion. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| What a chunk of metal. | ||
| I want to be able to disappear and have money. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| So Alex, he's trying to push these anti-Fasoros documents again. | ||
| And of course he is. | ||
| And it's sad, but what else is he going to do? | ||
| Turns out what else he's going to do is try to go live to a press conference that Pam Bondi is holding. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| And I honestly think that it's hilarious where he accidentally tunes in. | ||
| We're going to get even more of this historic development. | ||
| It's so big. | ||
| It's so important. | ||
| This is the strongest move yet against them against the deep states foot soldiers. | ||
| It goes right to the top. | ||
| And then I got everything else that ties into that and Trump Preparing the Insurrection Act and so much more. | ||
| But first, let's go to Pam Bondi, who's speaking live right now at the White House in this cabinet meeting. | ||
| Let's hear what the Attorney General has to say. | ||
| And seized 144 illegal guns just in the short time we've been in Memphis. | ||
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And many of these people are career criminals. | |
| And when you take them out of a place, your crime rate just goes down. | ||
| These people commit crimes every single day. | ||
| They're sick. | ||
| So he just flips the channel over and she's bragging about gun grabbing. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| When you remove guns from an environment, there are fewer gun scrimes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This honestly is like, that's Alex stepping on a rake. | ||
| Like it's crazy funny in a script. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| These people, oh man, okay. | ||
| They say they don't want free speech anymore, but at least they're not taking the guns. | ||
| Tune into the press conference. | ||
| We're taking a lot of guns. | ||
| What is the most specifically awful thing for me to jump into? | ||
| I mean, it's like, hey, now, would you like to join our pedophile cabal of billionaires? | ||
| This is me. | ||
| This is them. | ||
| This is that guy. | ||
| You know, like, this is that level. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At least, you know, Trump's not tearing off his human skin and showing a demon underneath. | ||
| We go live to a press conference. | ||
| I just want to say that there's no such thing as crisis actors in all school shooting. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Ah, fuck. | ||
| So I told you that Alex was going to talk about a movie. | ||
| And here's where he does that. | ||
| I don't think he's seen it. | ||
| The Democrats are falling apart. | ||
| Their own people are scared. | ||
| Their own operators aren't willing to carry stuff out. | ||
| They may be paralyzed at this point. | ||
| They may not actually do the false flags that are the final ingredient in all their war games, the Modesta Plan, the movies, battle after battle that's currently up saying how great and sexy it is to go bomb federal buildings and blow up ICE facilities. | ||
| And Civil War came out last year. | ||
| It's all the podesta plan, folks. | ||
| The Joker. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| They tell you this. | ||
| They want somebody else to go do it for them. | ||
| They want to stir you up to do it. | ||
| But people aren't buying it. | ||
| So we went to go see one battle after another. | ||
| And I really don't think that you could see that and think that it was trying to make bombing stuff sexy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It would be the complete opposite. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that the message of the movie does not. | ||
| I mean, there's sexualized things that happen in the context of, you know, domestic terrorism. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think the way to look at it would be that it is the fucking that the bombing is personifying. | ||
| It's all about the sex. | ||
| That's not good, though, because that's not a sustainable revolution. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The revolution that involves blowing up buildings and robbing banks and stuff like that is compulsive. | ||
| It's for young people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It has an element to it that is self-defeating, self-burning out. | ||
| And I think that that's really a message that the movie captures. | ||
| And I think that I don't know. | ||
| I find it interesting that I took forever to see Civil War. | ||
| So I just heard Alex complain about it when I watched it. | ||
| I'm like, that has nothing to do with what you're talking about. | ||
| But now this one's going to be thrown in. | ||
| Yeah, it's strange to just determine what things are based on trailers. | ||
| That seems, it seems like we had a whole like, never judge a book by its cover thing for a while that people would at least give lip service to. | ||
| But now it's just, fuck it. | ||
| Judge that book by its goddamn cover. | ||
| And if you have to go to the cover, you weren't listening to the title. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think that this speaks to like one of the ways that Alex and folks who are of his type have really changed media. | ||
| And that is that there is so little literacy about what the thing that you're seeing is saying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that is troubling. | ||
| Like, I think that Alex should probably be offended by a fair amount of things that are in one battle after another. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But I don't think that if you watch that fairly, you would come away with the conclusion that he is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I just, I don't think you can see the movie and think that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That would be kind of silly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So another thing that's silly is to imagine that at this point, you can possibly say that Trump is doing well. | ||
| I just don't. | ||
| I don't see it. | ||
| No. | ||
| But Alex does. | ||
| How about it? | ||
| If you're really honest about it, Trump's knocking it out of the park. | ||
| I mean, I got so much more he's doing. | ||
| He's overperforming what I thought he could get done. | ||
| Overperforming. | ||
| Now, I wish he could, you know, pie in the sky. | ||
| Everything's magic. | ||
| You know, if wishes were real and money grew on trees and all the rest of it, you know, the Easter Money was real. | ||
| Santa Claus was real. | ||
| But in the real world, Trump's Michael Jordan when it comes to getting stuff done. | ||
| I mean, that's all I can say. | ||
| And so people that want instant gratification, people that just want to sit around and bitch all day, blackpill people, are babies. | ||
| And things are moving very quick compared to where they were before for the good in general. | ||
| That's why Evil's panicking is so dangerous. | ||
| Any president could get a ton of shit done if they just ignored the courts and Congress. | ||
| Trump is overperforming in Alex's eyes because he's violating fundamental principles that Alex used to pretend to care about. | ||
| If you cheat, you can usually win. | ||
| And you only get punished for cheating when a system is capable of holding you responsible for cheating. | ||
| And what we're seeing now is that we may not be able to. | ||
| The system may not be designed in a way that can handle cheating. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, if you want to put it in more crass terms, if America was a casino, Donald Trump would be in a hole being beaten to death by very large, angry men. | ||
| Yeah, it's the story hasn't ended, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, so we don't know ultimately what the conclusion of all of this is. | ||
| The floor boss could still call the people together and grab the guy from the comically huge theft machine. | ||
| Yeah, right now it does feel like we may be learning in a very tough, unfortunate way that we don't have a system that was built to do the things we thought it was. | ||
| We just had people in office who didn't do these things. | ||
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Right. | |
| Right, right, right. | ||
| We were all living pretend. | ||
| So Alex has a guest on the show, and it's not a firefighter who's going to scan him for boot boops. | ||
| That's nice. | ||
| It is a sitting member of Congress. | ||
| That's less nice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tommy Tuberville. | ||
| Oh, oh, I thought it was Marjorie Taylor. | ||
| Tommy Tuberville. | ||
| That guy. | ||
| Tommy Tuberville. | ||
| Former football coach. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then people were like, of course you should make decisions about laws. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You got that guy to the end zone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He did some dicey financial stuff in between. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Then he got into Congress and now he's just a big old piece of shit. | ||
| Great. | ||
| We got these documents 10 years ago. | ||
| They planned to have nationwide riots, create a race war to try to stop Trump from getting in. | ||
| Alexander Soros funded it. | ||
| We got the secret documents. | ||
| We broke these. | ||
| And in it, it's called the Friends of Democracy, run by Alexander Soros Battle Plans, Where to Attack. | ||
| And they say, you're going to stir up the blacks. | ||
| The media is going to claim the police are racist. | ||
| Your job is to get the blacks to attack. | ||
| Because they wouldn't go along with it. | ||
| Now they brought in the illegal aliens and they admit that that's their army. | ||
| So what you said earlier about this is basically a mob for anti-fund the Democrats to try to trigger something. | ||
| But because this is being exposed, we just blew their rocket up on the launch pad, Senator. | ||
| Yeah, and where do you start, Alex? | ||
| You start in the cities. | ||
| You start in the urban areas. | ||
| We are losing our cities daily in this country. | ||
| They're almost dead. | ||
| We have senators who will sit on Alex's show and listen to him talk about these fake Soros Antifa contracts and how it was a plot to whip up the black people and how it didn't work. | ||
| So they've brought in illegal immigrants. | ||
| Like, we're at a point where that guy doesn't need to leave. | ||
| He should need to leave. | ||
| He should be worried about being kicked out of office for being in this interview. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Instead, he's just like, you bet, Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Cities are dying. | ||
| This one is weird because it feels like this one is a strange wave in American politics that just kind of comes and goes like the tide, like in it, like the crimson tide, if you will. | ||
| No, he wasn't Alabama. | ||
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He was shit. | |
| No, wait, was he Alabama? | ||
| I don't remember where. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it is like, you know, you go back to the know-nothing party or you go back, and there's just like every now and again, there's just a bunch of fucking lunatics who show up and they become the senator. | ||
| And then a couple of years later, they're gone. | ||
| Like, it's wild that America keeps producing these things and they keep getting into office. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Ole Miss. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I accidentally almost searched Tommy Tutone when I was looking for Tuberville. | ||
| And I'd rather have him in the Senate. | ||
| Not a coach, though. | ||
| Ole Miss. | ||
| Auburn. | ||
| Auburn, that's what it was. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Texas Tech and then Cincinnati. | ||
| What do you think his career record was? | ||
| Let's go with 550 and 450. | ||
| 159 and 99. | ||
| That's not bad. | ||
| No, that's pretty good. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| You know what that doesn't do? | ||
| Qualify you for office. | ||
| In the late 70s, he coached high school. | ||
| Oh, well, never mind. | ||
| And this loser had a losing record coaching high school ball for two seasons. | ||
| Nine and ten. | ||
| You know, what a loser. | ||
| He was probably a better recruiter than he was a coach. | ||
| And that may be why we're talking about him today. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Except he said that he recruited Mahomes, and Mahomes said, no, he didn't. | ||
| Well. | ||
| So maybe he's not a great recruiter. | ||
| I mean, he's a pretty good liar, though. | ||
| That's probably what got him into Congress. | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| And he's a great guy at hating Muslims. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Because Alex wants to focus primarily on, you know, like Central America, South American populations. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| And Tuberville is way more interested in being like, we got to get out, Muslims. | ||
| Great. | ||
| We have all the imams saying we're going to capture you. | ||
| They're allied with the left. | ||
| This is a cancer. | ||
| Here is the call to prayer in Dearborn, Michigan. | ||
| This is happening in all the place. | ||
| Oh, you can't have church bells during the day, but we can blare Sharia law at midnight, everybody. | ||
| This is literally them marking their territory. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Starts at 6 a.m. | ||
| in the morning, ends at midnight. | ||
| Starts at 6 a.m. | ||
| in the morning, ends at midnight. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| And then, folks, if you don't do this in our countries, they kill you. | ||
| All right, let's turn it off. | ||
| I can't listen anymore. | ||
| Senator, this is, have you seen the footage where they go into businesses in Houston and threaten them because they're selling beer and say under Islam, you can't sell beer? | ||
| We're coming back. | ||
| We're going to get you. | ||
| I mean, this is out of control. | ||
| Oh, I've seen it. | ||
| I've seen it all. | ||
| We get all kinds of information up here, but we got people on both sides of the aisle who got their head in the damn sand. | ||
| We better get our head up. | ||
| We better understand what's coming. | ||
| They're coming to our streets. | ||
| What gives them the right, Alex, to go out in the middle of the street in a lot of these big cities and do their prayer. | ||
| The constant fucking town shit! | ||
| You don't do that in your countries. | ||
| Only you do it where you want to, as you said earlier, you want to mark your ground. | ||
| And that's what they're doing. | ||
| They're taking over slowly but surely. | ||
| We have to fight back. | ||
| Sharia law needs to be banned in this country. | ||
| If we don't do it, we're going to lose the United States of America to a bunch of people coming over here that want to kill us. | ||
| This is bad. | ||
| So this is all about a mosque in Dearborn, Michigan that put up loudspeakers to do the call to prayer. | ||
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| The city council has received some noise complaints from people who live near the mosque, and at least one of the mosques in question turned off the speakers in response to that. | ||
| And there's conversation that's going on about regulation. | ||
| There's a reason that they're doing a coordinated attack on the American Muslim community focused on Dearborn. | ||
| And that's because it's one of the cities in the United States with the deepest Islamic history. | ||
| In the 1920s, there was a large influx of Muslim immigrants to the city who came to work in Ford factories, and it led to a high population of... | ||
| And they were the best jobs at the time. | ||
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Yep. | |
| That happened around a factory. | ||
| It happens around most factory towns. | ||
| Certain little pockets build up. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| This led to the founding of the American Muslim Society in 1938, which operates the Dearborn Mosque, a now approximately 2,000 capacity house of worship. | ||
| In the 80s, they were broadcasting a call to prayer through exterior speakers, and the city tried to make them stop, which led to the courts deciding that they were the equivalent of church bells. | ||
| So they were within their right to do this with external speakers. | ||
| Hard to argue if you can do the church bells, they can't do the thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This mosque and the Muslim community of Dearborn are at the core of establishing some basic rights for mosques in the United States. | ||
| So to people like Alex and Touberville, they represent the precedent that needs to be overturned. | ||
| The Dearborn Mosque was the one that fought for the right to broadcast their call to prayer. | ||
| So if it turns out they can't do it after all, then it builds an argument that none of the other mosques can either. | ||
| For what it's worth, there's no way the mosque is doing calls to prayer at midnight because Muslims traditionally pray five times a day, with the first one being around 6 a.m. and the last one being around 8 p.m. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You can't say a specific time because the time changes based on sunrise and sunset. | ||
| But what Alex is saying is ridiculous. | ||
| I know that a lot of cities have noise ordinances. | ||
| And if the first prayer of the day happens before people are allowed to make noise in public, then I think it's appropriate for the mosque to not do the call to prayer on their external speakers for that one. | ||
| There are rules about how you can't do construction before a certain time in most cities because that noise disturbs people at a time when they have the right to expect quiet. | ||
| I think it's possible to make a point about the timing of the first prayer of the day. | ||
| But if you're complaining about any of the others, you're just a bigot. | ||
| There's no other way around it. | ||
| I mean, you know, it's fun to talk shit and we're talking shit, but in reality, I don't care what any of any municipal problems are that are not my municipal problems. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like, this is just a regular, let's go to city hall. | ||
| I'm not, why are we talking about somebody else's city hall? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Well, because this particular city hall is at the cornerstone of this battle in the 80s around mosques' right to broadcast the call to prayer. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So it is a symbolic thing that must be attacked by these people in order to attack the Muslim population as well. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's why this municipal problem escalates. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it's a fundamentally bullshit thing. | ||
| It's not like they're going, oh, and also fucking Frankfurt, Kentucky has a noise ordinance that I also don't like, but that one's because of blood. | ||
| It's, you know, it's like, just, if there's a noise ordinance in your town, deal with it in your town. | ||
| Yeah, this factory is too loud too early. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or something. | ||
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Cool. | |
| Let's have a meeting. | ||
| That's how this whole thing is supposed to work. | ||
| It's not supposed to work by somebody in Austin being like, see, they're taking over. | ||
| Like, that's a senator. | ||
| Yeah, that's no good. | ||
| In a different state. | ||
| Senator from a different state. | ||
| Part of the whole agreement is leave my fucking state alone, assholes. | ||
| It'd be nice, especially around like local and religious matters. | ||
| Like, just we all live here. | ||
| You don't. | ||
| Leave us alone. | ||
| We'll figure it out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, that video that Alex mentions from Houston is of a guy named Imam Qasim Khan, and he's not threatening business owners who sell beer. | ||
| He started a campaign to confront Muslim business owners who sell things that are forbidden by Islam, like pork and lotto tickets. | ||
| And he's posted some videos of him doing that on TikTok. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I still don't support what that guy is doing, but Alex should be totally into it. | ||
| I don't believe that religious belief should decide what people can or can't sell, but Alex does. | ||
| He would be entirely behind some Christian group going to pharmacies run by Christians and shaming them for selling contraception, which is essentially the same thing. | ||
| I'm sure that they've done that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have no doubt. | ||
| I don't like the idea of somebody, you know, pressuring a business owner based on the religion that they share because that's still intimidation. | ||
| And that's, you know, I don't think that's appropriate, but it's different than what Alex is presenting this as, which is like Muslims bullying everyone to follow their rule. | ||
| I mean, hey, if you can excommunicate an abortion doctor, then fuck you. | ||
| They can go to whatever fucking Muslim house they want to and cause problems there. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| So I don't care about Tommy Tuberville. | ||
| He sucks. | ||
| And a lot of this is just dehumanizing, horrible stuff about Muslims. | ||
| So fuck him. | ||
| He goes on his merry way. | ||
| And Alex gets back to the main issues. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The real issues that matter. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like monkeys in Japan. | ||
| That does matter. | ||
| We know the way the world works. | ||
| You make a kid work. | ||
| You make them do a job. | ||
| You make them appreciate things. | ||
| You teach them how to do everything. | ||
| You're not being mean to them. | ||
| You're teaching them how to be somebody. | ||
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| They've got famous ice monkeys is what they're called. | ||
| Just because it's frozen up in the mountains part of the year. | ||
| Pull up monkeys of Japan. | ||
| And they live by these hot springs. | ||
| And as soon as humans started feeding them, they're like super fat. | ||
| They only weigh like 100 pounds, but they should weigh like 30 pounds. | ||
| It's like equivalent like a 500-pound person. | ||
| And they're super fat and they're super depressed. | ||
| And they just sit around all day bitching and complaining. | ||
| In what language? | ||
| Japanese. | ||
| And they've done studies on how miserable any animal is that ends up getting taken care of. | ||
| All animals. | ||
| Show obese Japanese monkeys. | ||
| And the point is, we all know this. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, look at this. | ||
| This is the left right here. | ||
| Not just weight-wise, it's spiritual. | ||
| Good job, crew. | ||
| Find that in 30 seconds. | ||
| Good God, they're good. | ||
| Man, best ever. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| I don't know how they do it. | ||
| Find a picture of a fat monkey. | ||
| You can just Google image search a picture of a fat monkey and boom, there it is. | ||
| Generally speaking, animals that live in colder climates will tend to be fatter because they need to store energy and have insulation. | ||
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Sure. | |
| He's calling these ice monkeys. | ||
| That's a little clue. | ||
| Maybe it's actually that humans started feeding them and they got all fat and lazy and depressed and complained all the time. | ||
| Could be they do too much bitching. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So in the late 2000s, there were a bunch of stories about some macaques at the Ohama Park Zoo in Japan who had gotten really fat. | ||
| The zookeeper speculated that it was because they were feeding the monkeys and people were throwing food into their enclosure and the park was open 24 hours a day. | ||
| That's they prohibited feeding the monkeys and there have been less stories about this ever since. | ||
| Funny how that works. | ||
| Also, because they're naturally found in cold habitats, studies have found that the Japanese macaque has a higher frequency of obesity than similar primates in other climates. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like bears are more likely to hibernate on account of that's what they do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I man, fat monkeys. | ||
| I mean, but that's see, this is what gets back to the fucking idiocy of that is what dehumanization is. | ||
| You are calling the left monkeys incapable of controlling their own behavior, right? | ||
| It is humanization to call you a Nazi because you are in control of your own behavior and that behavior is a choice that you have made to be a giant fucking piece of shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm giving you the credit of believing that your positions are your choice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And what you actually believe. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'm responding to it accordingly. | ||
| I would like the same respect. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But apparently that's not how it works. | ||
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Nah. | |
| They didn't. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So Bill Gates, you remember that guy? | ||
| I've heard of him. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| Seems to be less important lately. | ||
| I mean, he was in the top 14 for a while, and now it feels like he's fallen out of the top 50. | ||
| Well, I mean, in the real world. | ||
| I feel like we're hearing a lot less about Bill Gates. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He's keeping a low profile. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Probably smart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex still thinks he's really important and probably has a top-level demon in him. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Not Satan, but someone will hide. | ||
| Top up there. | ||
| I don't think he's possessed by the Antichrist, but like one of the top demons. | ||
| I mean, he is a demon. | ||
| Like when you look at Bill Gates, you're looking at an interdimensional creature. | ||
| Young Scratch. | ||
| And for those of you who don't have discernment, I actually envy you. | ||
| Because I can just look at somebody and tell you what's going on. | ||
| And I look at Bill Gates, and it makes my skin crawl. | ||
| I mean, look at that thing right there. | ||
| He's got one mission, kill, steal, and destroy. | ||
| One mission, kill your ass. | ||
| Oh, get him off screen, please. | ||
| So, but I don't need to have my discernment. | ||
| I can temporarily, meaning on the third dimension, study him, and he is as evil as you can get. | ||
| He makes Joseph Mingala and Mao Se Tongue blush. | ||
| And he's been given all this power because he is a vessel. | ||
| There's not a person in there. | ||
| That's an entity. | ||
| So walk in. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Enjoying everything he does. | ||
| Wait, can he? | ||
| So I'm going to tie all this into Trump and everything that's going on here in a moment. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But I need to tell Lister something. | ||
| I got a chat GPT. | ||
| Boo. | ||
| Analysis here that's accurate. | ||
| And I asked it this morning: what is the future of InfoWars? | ||
| How long will it be on air? | ||
| And it exploded. | ||
| Because I'm not going to spend more than two minutes on this, but everybody keeps asking me, but a lot of listeners are sick of it, so am I. And it's just a couple pages long. | ||
| And it's got all the state court, federal court stuff. | ||
| But it says InfoWars will be shut down within one week to two months in all of our analysis. | ||
| That's what I told the crew. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So I asked a robot if I was going out of business. | ||
| Shake a magic eight ball. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I asked the Oracle how long I have left. | ||
| I went to Delphi. | ||
| I said, I'm fucked. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| And that's what I've been telling the crew. | ||
| We're done. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Here's what we got to get. | ||
| We got to get a handle on this. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Top demons. | ||
| Right. | ||
| How are we ranking demons? | ||
| Presumably, we got Old Scratch top of the list. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Then we've got another tier of demons beneath that. | ||
| What separates these two in terms of, are we talking about just power levels? | ||
| Like, is it, is it like Lucifer, like a Mortal Kombat kind of a tower situation where. | ||
| But in the Mortal Kombat tower, if I, if I recall correctly, was it always the same order? | ||
| I know the last few were. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| But I think it randomized. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| Well, let's say that the lower levels demons are always jockeying for position, but the top tier is the top tier. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Goro. | ||
| What are we talking about in terms of why these are separated? | ||
| If one of these demons that has clearly taken over Bill Gates, right? | ||
| If they challenge Lucifer, how's Lucifer winning? | ||
| Well, Shang Tsung could turn into other people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He had everyone's abilities. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So Lucifer has this person's abilities as well. | ||
| Perhaps. | ||
| Right. | ||
| One of them, I can't remember which, had like three arms on each side. | ||
| He had like six arms. | ||
| That was Goro. | ||
| Yeah, he has a serious advantage. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's also giant. | ||
| There was that one other guy who was like part bull, right? | ||
| And then you bring Killer Instinct into this, and then you got like fucked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That skeleton guy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Saber Wolf. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know, like they. | ||
| Then you got the DLC characters. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You got fucking Superman in there. | ||
| Oh, you're talking about. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's all the new Mortal Kombat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All, all, all bets are off. | ||
| Now that we've added, I think, Jason. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Noob Cybot. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Satan can't go up against noob Cybot. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Right? | ||
| There's no chance. | ||
| Where is Satan power level wise? | ||
| That's what I'm trying to figure out. | ||
| Who wins? | ||
| Satan? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Or Cyrax? | |
| Cyrax isn't that good. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think Satan takes him. | ||
| What about Balrog? | ||
| We bring Street Fighter into this. | ||
| Yeah, well, I mean, the actual Balrog can win. | ||
| Balrog and Street Fighter? | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Blanca versus Devil. | ||
| Blanca is a top-tier character. | ||
| Blanca wins. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| I think I have a couple of responses to what you're saying. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| As with fighting games, I think it's a little bit about personality with the demons. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I think that each has their own little set. | ||
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All right. | |
| They got their move sets. | ||
| They got their ups and downs. | ||
| They got their advantages, disadvantages. | ||
| Yeah, some are a little tankier than others. | ||
| Some of them have a little bit more reach. | ||
| So we're talking about play style, right? | ||
| So the devil is kind of, frankly, he's kind of an OP character. | ||
| Nobody wants to play with the devil, right? | ||
| Because he just wins too much. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| There's no challenge. | ||
| You're hacky at the game of life if you have the devil. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| He's like on easy. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then secondarily, I think if you're trying to identify who these demons are, you're a fool. | ||
| Because, you know, we know the names of some of these rich people in the world. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But the real power. | ||
| These are people whose names you'll never know. | ||
| I mean, presumably, that would have to be how it works. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you'd be a damn fool if you think you know demons' names. | ||
| If you think like Azazel, you really think that he's a top guy? | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, hey, if you know their name, they're not a top guy. | ||
| Clearly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Here's my next question. | ||
| All right. | ||
| If it is pleasurable to be a person, to possess a person, why are not all demons in the process of possessing people right now? | ||
| Well, from listening to Lee Strobel, we know there's a finite number of demons. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So there might be. | ||
| They might all be busy. | ||
| Have all the demons possessed people? | ||
| Have we finally reproduced enough human beings that the demons now have a full population? | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Another possibility is that there's some element of demonhood that we don't understand. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And like they can only possess for a certain amount of time, and then there's like a refractory period. | ||
| That's unfair. | ||
| I would be very, I would, you know what? | ||
| I would resent my creator enough to go to hell for that. | ||
| There may be a recharge period or something like that. | ||
| So like at any given time, only half of the potential demons are pleasurably being in people. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| And if they were anything but demons, they could organize themselves into waves or shifts, you know, so everybody's always being possessed at a time. | ||
| But they're so uncoordinated. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, I think that if demons could possess someone permanently, then they would start to identify with that person. | ||
| You would think. | ||
| And maybe they could learn to love. | ||
| Well, I mean, if you think of many emotions as being glandular, the only way to teach a demon how to love is through possession. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Deep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Anyway, now that we've gotten to the bottom of that. | ||
| The chat GPT says Alex is going out of business. | ||
| That's the plan. | ||
| And so you know what that means? | ||
| We got to move some products. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Alex has a new shirt that he's selling that's a veteran of the InfoWar because he's about to lose probably the right to sell things that say InfoWars. | ||
| Designed by a chat GT GPT. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| And he's getting into the promo code game. | ||
|
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Ooh. | |
| CMOS. | ||
| IRC MOS is a magical thing. | ||
| Most immunity, energy boost, detox cleanse, radiant hair and skin, libido, everything else. | ||
| Get CMOS now 50% off and it gets better. | ||
| Should say this up front. | ||
| Get the Hakeem Jeffries clip ready. | ||
| Hakeem Jeffries is now blowing up in all these interviews saying, shut up, shut up, shut up. | ||
| Because he can't debate. | ||
| He's an idiot. | ||
| If you guys keep exposing us, I'll put you all in prison. | ||
| I'll get you your little dog, too. | ||
| He's saying, shut up. | ||
| Don't you argue with me. | ||
| I'm God. | ||
| I'm a leftist. | ||
| He wants to censor. | ||
| He wants to shut us all down. | ||
| It's what he wants above all things. | ||
| So when you use promo code Hakeem or sombrero because he hates the joke of a sombrero. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| I love Mexican food. | ||
| I love Mexico. | ||
| The point is, you want to give illegal aliens, Mexico's part of it, all this free stuff. | ||
| All citizens don't get it. | ||
| So we put a sombrero on you, and then he goes and bitches and says, stop putting sombreros on me. | ||
| So what happened here is that Trump posted a deep fake video on Truth Social, the social media site that he owns, that featured Chuck Schumer discussing how no one likes Democrats anymore. | ||
| So they brought in illegal immigrant populations to vote for them, which used to be the kind of thing you'd just hear Nazis discussing, but now seems to be the stated position of one of our two political parties. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So in the video, Hakeem Jeffries is standing next to Schumer, and the editor has added a sombrero and a mustache over him, and mariachi music is playing in the background. | ||
| It's very clearly racist in intent. | ||
| But more importantly, I thought that it was a huge problem that politicians would use deep fakes. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I guess the president only has to live up to the standards that you have for some random shit poster online now. | ||
| And like Alex defends this by being like, it's clearly a joke. | ||
| Maybe it is. | ||
| But there's people who think that the earth is flat. | ||
| So. | ||
| I mean, you know, to a certain extent, this is kind of something of a relief for me personally. | ||
| Because I've been saying, you know, this shit for a while. | ||
| And to see it come to pass is, you know, what I expected, right? | ||
| But man, the president posted a deep pick video is really something that I never could have, I never could have seen coming. | ||
| It's nice to be surprised by the universe no matter what. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| No matter how bad you think things can get, the president can post a deep fake video. | ||
| Yeah, and I think that it would be fair to say that it's clearly a joke. | ||
| But I don't take for granted that everyone has that level of literacy with media. | ||
| The president doesn't get to make that joke. | ||
| No, he really shouldn't. | ||
| It's dangerous. | ||
| And then the second aspect of it is that I think it's very obvious that someone has put a sombrero and mustache on this one person. | ||
| It's not as obvious that the words Chuck Schumer is saying are fake. | ||
| It's fake audio that is AI created that's made to look like he's saying these things. | ||
| So you could think that the visual aspect of it is fake, but Schumer actually said this. | ||
| It's easy for people to definitely. | ||
| No, and you can crop it out and you can do all kinds of stuff and you can make it look like, hey, the president posted this. | ||
| This is real. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I understand this is not, this is not naive because I don't expect people to do it. | ||
| But if there are going to be expectations, if you take on the responsibility of really any government figure, there's a trade-off. | ||
| You don't get to do certain shit. | ||
| If you want to do that shit, you can. | ||
| Of course you can. | ||
| But you don't also get to do this job. | ||
| That's the trade-off, buddy. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| It's the idea of public service. | ||
| You owe something to the public in terms of how you carry yourself. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You're bound voluntarily by some decency rules. | ||
| No one is asking you to do it. | ||
| Nobody is for clearly, nobody's forcing you to do it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's just the trade-off. | ||
| That's the idea. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| So Jeffries didn't get mad and demand that everyone stop putting sombreros on him. | ||
| He just said that the video was racist. | ||
| And then J.D. Vance tried to pretend that he didn't understand how anyone could say such a thing, which is all part of the baiting that they're trying to do, which Alex is doubling down on and trying to get a piece of here with his promo codes. | ||
| Yeah, we need more tomatoes on hand at all times. | ||
| Because if somebody says something like, I don't see how you can see that as racist, you should just hit him with tomatoes. | ||
| Like, that's good old-fashioned politicking. | ||
| Yeah, I think it's the best way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tomato is not really going to hurt. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's embarrassing. | ||
| It's going to be plenty embarrassing whenever you wipe off that tomato from your face. | ||
| So Alex, you know, he's thinking about sombreros. | ||
| And he realizes like, hey, there's that one time that I've talked about a lot where I threw a hat and it landed on Owen Schroyer's head. | ||
| I kind of miss Owen. | ||
| And so I'm thinking about that a lot. | ||
| And so I'm going to get my employees to try to throw a hat on my head. | ||
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No! | |
| Putting a sombrero on me means I'm drinking a kill and having a great time eating some great food hanging with great people. | ||
| With you, it means you're giving foreigners free stuff to come vote for you, and that's treason. | ||
| So that's why he doesn't like the sombrero. | ||
| The left thinking talk about me with Sharia call to prayer and Muslims and all the stabbing deaths in Minnesota and how the police were covering it up. | ||
| They thought that discredited me, but people went, no, that's true. | ||
| What do you say? | ||
| See, so see, the humor's great when it's based in truth and it's actually real. | ||
| And you thought you could lie in humor, but people knew the truth, so the humor was great. | ||
| Because it wasn't funny no more. | ||
| Oh, give it to me. | ||
| Oh, my God, Matt, you got to try better than that. | ||
| Hey, get the famous Owen Schroyer thing. | ||
| I love Owen. | ||
| Get that where I remember I throw the cowboy hat from like 30 feet away and it hits him on the head perfectly. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Okay, we're going to have a game with the crew. | ||
| Get in here. | ||
| I don't have that much money, but it's all right. | ||
| I only got like $20,000 in the bank. | ||
| They're going to seize that next week, but it's okay. | ||
| I actually love it. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| Everywhere I go, I get my dinner bought. | ||
| By everybody else, that works. | ||
| Hey, guys, you get three turns. | ||
| Matt Weber, get in here. | ||
| The morning producer does a great job. | ||
| Get in here. | ||
| You got three tries to throw the sombrero on my head. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Harrison Smith wants to try. | ||
| Guys, cue up the famous Owen thing when I throw the thing 30 feet away, it hits her on the head. | ||
| By the way, Owen moves, and it would, but then the thing horse corrects it goes to his head. | ||
| It was my skill. | ||
| Anyways, I get the credit for that. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Harris, you got to do better than that. | ||
| Good Lord, man. | ||
| I'm joking. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| That's too far away. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Ah, I tell you what, let's come back and I'm going to try to do it on your head. | ||
| Thousand dollar prize, the crew member. | ||
| You each get three tries. | ||
| Almost. | ||
| Hey, let's go out to break here, though. | ||
| I want to host the rest of the show with this. | ||
| Oh, I'm. | ||
| Where's the mariachi bands? | ||
| I love everything, Mexican. | ||
| I love Mexican women. | ||
| I love Mexican food. | ||
| I love Mexican. | ||
| Things are going great. | ||
| I don't like the drug cartels and not have any rights, but other than that, we can ever free Mexico be a great place. | ||
| So, what I'm feeling is that Alex thinks that video of him throwing that hat on Owen's head is really great. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And he wants to recreate it with someone other than Owen because it hurts him to have to see Owen in the video of that lightning in a bottle moment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's magic. | ||
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He threw a hat and it landed on Owen's head. | |
| The very next scene after this is a split-screen duet between Alex Jones and Owen Schroer as they each sing one half of a song in harmony with each other. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The next scene, I have two things that I have two pitches that I'm going to throw at you. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One is it cuts to Owen and he's throwing a hat on his own head. | ||
| Yes, that's quite good. | ||
| They're both like looking at the same star. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That kind of thing. | ||
| I'll do that. | ||
| Or we go a different direction and it's Alex drunk as shit later that night leaving a voicemail on Owen's Owen's. | ||
| Hey, remember when I threw that hat? | ||
| Here's what I see. | ||
| Here's what I see. | ||
| And admittedly, this is darker. | ||
| I see everything being totally normal. | ||
| Alex getting in his car and driving home and everything just saying hi and then tossing his hat on the little thing on the hat holder coat rack, right? | ||
| Kind of giving a and then he goes to his basement where we find out that he's constructed an Owen Schroyer out of meat and he throws the hat on top of that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And he hits it every time. | ||
| Every single time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can't miss. | ||
| Can't do it with anybody else. | ||
| And that is tormenting him. | ||
| I'm weeping as he throws the hat. | ||
| I threw away my relationship with the only person I could throw a hat on. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| So I thought like this. | ||
| Owen was my hat on a hat. | ||
| I thought this was a fantastic use of time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like Trump has come out and said, I don't like the First Amendment. | ||
| And we're going to just throw hats around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he said he's going to come back from break and do more hat throwing. | ||
| And I thought, there's no way, but he does. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| I got to say, it looks good on me, doesn't it? | ||
| Anyways, is that a frog hat sombrero? | ||
| Even cooler. | ||
| Okay, Darren McBreen is in here, and he wants to get on camera, McBreen. | ||
| You want to try to win the thousand dollars right now. | ||
| All right, go ahead. | ||
| Let's see if you can do it. | ||
| Now you're doing this from like 20 feet away. | ||
| I did like 30 with Owens. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Almost. | ||
| Good God. | ||
| Knock my Topo Chico over. | ||
| You get one more, McBriny. | ||
| Good God. | ||
| What a mess you made over here. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| One more shot. | ||
| All right. | ||
| This is what we've. | ||
| This is actually more fun than covering the nuclear war. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| Do more. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| You got one more shot. | ||
| I told you, you get three. | ||
| But each time your pay gets docked. | ||
| I'm joking. | ||
| Yeah, you can cheat. | ||
| See, I didn't say how far away either. | ||
| Guys, show me with Owen how good I am at this one shot. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| This is so sad. | ||
| This is so sad. | ||
| Almost. | ||
| All right, dude, get in here. | ||
| Your time. | ||
| I'll just throw it on your head, dude. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
|
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Hold on. | |
| I got to do with the shot. | ||
| Almost. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Pretty good. | ||
| The light leaves his eyes. | ||
| It's like bobbing for apples or what's the thing where you're the dunking thing? | ||
| We should put a dunking thing in here and do that to me. | ||
| The last day we're on air. | ||
| Rob, come on. | ||
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All right, here we go. | |
| Sombara's a little harder than Stetson. | ||
| You guys are definitely successful, knocking my ultra-muzzling blue over, though. | ||
| Yeah, one more, get one more try. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You can save the world from nuclear war if you do this. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Use the force, man. | ||
| Don't overthink it. | ||
| We all die in nuclear war. | ||
| Danny, you want to try? | ||
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Come on. | |
| Why can you make everything suck? | ||
| Long way to the top, you want to rock and roll. | ||
|
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Come on, let's go. | |
| See if you can do it. | ||
| Almost. | ||
| Hey, get two more. | ||
| Oh, negative. | ||
| It just impacted on the surface. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Everybody gets three tries. | ||
| Or we watch the video again. | ||
| All right, continue. | ||
| one more shot almost it's a It's good, though. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anybody else got a plan? | ||
| Yeah, these look silly until you're out in the heat. | ||
| They make a lot of sense that way. | ||
| Oh, you want to try, Rob Agueros? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm going to let you take it. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| When do I start wearing this all the time? | ||
| I like it, actually, way better than a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah, I'd say so. | ||
| I mean. | ||
| These people are just kids. | ||
| They want to play. | ||
| This is play. | ||
| Then play. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I would be fine with it too. | ||
| But no one wants to watch it. | ||
| No. | ||
| Like, the only reason that they, like, anyone cares about, hey, these guys are throwing hats on each other's heads is because they're also telling you that demons are coming for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And stoking intense racial hatred and xenophobia. | ||
| There's something about the juxtaposition. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like a morning zoo crew is, you know, annoying, but they're just doing what they do. | ||
| That's their whole thing. | ||
| They're not also like trying to destabilize democracy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And this, I think, is a manifestation of Alex kind of like, I don't want to talk about what Trump is doing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because it's really bad. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I went to that press conference and they were just talking about taking guns. | ||
| I can't really do anything. | ||
| I got nothing. | ||
| Let's throw hats around. | ||
| It's kind of like the hatchet throwing, but boring and safe. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You're going to knock over a Topochico. | ||
| You're not going to throw an axe into a camera. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's how this feels. | ||
| This is a guy who's kind of excited about the possibility of having a dunk tank on his last day. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Like, this is sad. | ||
| This is someone who's checked out. | ||
| I remember this would be like when I was in grade school. | ||
| I remember there were days where the teacher would just have reached the maximum amount of everything and be like, guess what? | ||
| We're playing Heads Up 7 up now. | ||
| Especially if it's like a week before summer broke. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I can't do any of this bullshit anymore for another second. | ||
| So you guys play while I seethe about how my life is going not as great as I'd like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's throw hats. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The guy with the weird microchip reader that beat boops at me only paid for the fourth hour. | ||
| So I got to kill some fucking time here. | ||
| Let's throw hats for 10 minutes. | ||
| Because it goes on longer than I believe you. | ||
| And that felt pretty long, didn't it? | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| It felt like a sad thing. | ||
| It felt like a love letter to Owen, a like, I need someone to take this away from me. | ||
| Well, this is the intersection of two influences. | ||
| One is that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I love you, Owen. | ||
| I miss you so much. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And the other is trying to get in on this racist meme about Hakeem Jeffries and Sombrero. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And that's sad in and of itself because I don't really think that this has staying power. | ||
| I think that this is Alex chasing a car that's already gone. | ||
| And so the two things both look really sad and desperate. | ||
| And they combine into something worse than both parts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so Alex, you know, he gets done. | ||
| No one can throw a hat like he can onto Owen's head. | ||
| But he just kind of comes off like a prop comic sitting there with a sombrero. | ||
| It's kind of hard to do the show, though, in a serious way with this on. | ||
| We got some really hardcore, serious stuff coming up at the bottom of the hour. | ||
| And listeners, I know you're tuning into your hardcore information. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| But I want to know who had the idea to bring this in here. | ||
| It's hard to do a serious broadcast of this on, but I do like it. | ||
| God, that looks good, man. | ||
| Got a lot of style. | ||
| And you know, the women can't resist you when you're wearing this. | ||
| I think this is a panty dropper for guys. | ||
| What does everybody think? | ||
| Should I wear this at church this week? | ||
| I'm not the center of attention or anything already. | ||
| Stop hitting the horse. | ||
| Wear this in the church. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| It's dead. | ||
| Pastor hosted the church with this on. | ||
| All right, I'm going to stop. | ||
| This is out of control. | ||
| I got to get serious now. | ||
| And I mean, I mean, seriously serious because there's a lot of serious stuff to hit here. | ||
| We can have frisbee golf with sombreros. | ||
| Now we just invented a new sport. | ||
| Now we're trying to. | ||
| What do we? | ||
| But back to Hakeem Jeffries. | ||
| He is really mad. | ||
| People are putting sombreros on him. | ||
| So mad. | ||
| Are you trying to fuck at church? | ||
| Is that what Alex is saying? | ||
| He's saying it's as a panty dropper. | ||
| Should I wear it to church? | ||
| I believe that is what he is saying. | ||
| You're trying to fuck in the church? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but he should. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's. | ||
| Well, I mean, his dad doesn't have to pay for the abortions anymore, so he's probably fine with it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now that it's on his own dime. | ||
| I found this display dull. | ||
| Desperate. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Coming off like somebody who doesn't really have a lot of ideas, but is like, wouldn't it be funny if I did this? | ||
| Wouldn't it be funny if I wouldn't be funny if I wore this to church to try to fuck? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can you imagine what a preacher would be like if they were wearing a sombrero? | ||
| It's just bad riffing. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like I've spent enough time in stand-up where I've seen enough people who have this like, aren't I funny kind of attitude of like, aren't I funny? | ||
| See, look at me wearing a hat. | ||
| Aren't I funny? | ||
| But aren't I? | ||
| No. | ||
| You're not. | ||
| And I think that Alex doesn't realize that like whatever this is is probably about what he can do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is tops. | ||
| And that's not good. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's not going to survive in the open market. | ||
| And him being used by people like Tucker and like Rogan, give him an inflated sense of what he has to offer. | ||
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| I mean, what he has to offer is the past and a made-up one that we can use. | ||
| You know, like everything Alex has to offer exists without Alex and is better without Alex, which is probably tough if it's what you have to offer. | ||
| Yeah, he's a vestigial organ for himself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's just going to be diminishing returns, I think, as far as he because he doesn't have anything. | ||
| No. | ||
| He doesn't have a next gear that he can kick it in. | ||
| And I think that that's kind of interesting in a way, but it's also very sad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like this display is quite sad. | ||
| If only for like how much it's clearly at least half about Owen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The fact that Harrison steps in and is the one who's trying to throw the hat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's so cute. | ||
| You can't fill those shoes, man. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's a very literal metaphor. | ||
| It's almost fucking set up. | ||
| It is wild. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Trump, you know, he said that free speech, he doesn't care about it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex should. | ||
| I think he cares. | ||
| Insofar as when you try and remove something, you do technically care about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He doesn't care about it in the way that Alex needs him to. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And I think Alex has shown his lack of concern about this. | ||
| It is this. | ||
| It is all this. | ||
| It all boils down to this. | ||
| And it's something that we knew and we didn't do anything about because they said it wasn't. | ||
| When they put the Ten Commandments up in front of a courthouse and the Satan people were like, okay, fine, then put the Satan thing up there. | ||
| And they went, no, because it's okay for us to do it because our God is real, but it's not okay for you to do it because you make us think that our God isn't real. | ||
| And that's it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what to think. | ||
| I just, I feel in some ways like we're watching a guy bleed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| And I don't mind. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| He's a guy I want to bleed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To be clear. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The blood coming out of him is something that I'm stoked about. | ||
| There's just a part of like, I feel like he should be put out of his own misery. | ||
| And not to say anyone should hurt him or kill him or anything like that, but like InfoWars has to end. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's he's dragging this around with him. | ||
| This court shit needs to resolve. | ||
| He even wants it to resolve, clearly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is, he wants a dunk tank for him to like celebrate his last day at the office. | ||
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| Like it's he wants to be free of this very badly so he can make more money through the fake businesses as opposed to pretending that InfoWars means anything anymore. | ||
| I just do you know what this reminds me of? | ||
| We talked about this just a short while ago when we brought up Austin Powers, right? | ||
| And I was just thinking about this. | ||
| Like whenever Dr. Evil explains that he's going to put them in a situation and just assume that they're going to die. | ||
| And you're like, that's so stupid. | ||
| But this is kind of like watching one of those. | ||
| And you're like, you're right. | ||
| This is boring watching a man get eaten by sharks. | ||
| It's very boring. | ||
| It takes too long. | ||
| It's a very boring thing. | ||
| I will also just assume that it's going to end without me being there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what it makes me think of is the 2016 election. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Everyone would have been better off in this country if Hillary had won, including Alex. | ||
| Especially Alex. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And it didn't go that way, and he's dealing with the consequences of that. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Everything would be better in the world if InfoWars had been destroyed like two years ago. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Even for Alex. | ||
| And he knows it, and he's living in the aftermath of him not getting to be the guy who went down with the Alamo. | ||
| And it's so weird. | ||
| So weird. | ||
| It's that, I don't know. | ||
| It's not narrative closure yet because it's not full. | ||
| But I mean, the impetus, you know, was that image of Alex crying as they showed people, or Alex laughing as they showed people crying about Hillary losing. | ||
| And it's like, those people are probably way better off than Alex is right now, you know? | ||
| Like, that is where we're at. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| And that moment that you thought was great was your downfall. | ||
| In many ways. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| And you're not even being given the majesty of the downfall that you want. | ||
| You're being left to bake in the sun or whatever this is where you're throwing hats around. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wishing your buddy would come back. | ||
| Yeah, we made you fine. | ||
| You've worked very hard. | ||
| We've made you the mayor of an empty town. | ||
| And you've got little thimble or, you know, thistles walking by. | ||
| Anyway, I think Alex sucks, and he really, really, really should be opposed to what Trump is doing. | ||
| Comically. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's not. | ||
| So fuck him. | ||
| Fuck him. | ||
| We'll be back with another episode. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed, we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I am the mysterious professor. | ||
| And I get free soup. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Woo! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Woo. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robot. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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