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Oct. 10, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
02:03:21
#1083: Tucker, The Man And His Civil War

In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss Tucker's dire warning that a civil war could be fast approaching, and spend a little time on Trump's hangout session with the JV squad of the idiot media.

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
55:01
d
donald j trump
06:25
j
jordan holmes
33:49
t
tucker carlson
17:30
Appearances
b
brandi kruse
01:12
j
jack posobiec
01:09
k
kristi noem
02:01
n
nick sortor
01:48
Clips
a
alex jones
00:42
d
dwight d eisenhower
00:27
j
julio rosas
00:10
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Dan and Jordan, I'm sweating.
Knowledgefight.com.
It's time to pray.
donald j trump
And I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
Shang me or the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
donald j trump
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Need money.
Andy and Panzer.
jordan holmes
Andy and Stop.
alex jones
Andy and Panzer.
Andy and Pansy.
Andy.
It's time to pray.
Andy and Pans will sure on the early rolling.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.com.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is I have continued to watch MacGyver.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
And we are now through episode three.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Add one to the kiss count.
jordan holmes
Alright, okay.
dan friesen
We're now at four.
jordan holmes
Four total over three episodes.
That's still a fairly good average.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
No, that's that's good work if you can get it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Um so the episode opens with McGyver having to go get back a stolen horse.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
From a guy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Stole the horse.
jordan holmes
Real horse or small horse?
dan friesen
Big uh big white horse.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay, okay.
Ridable horse.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay, okay.
dan friesen
So he sneaks in, sneaks into this guy's camp.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Rides the horse away.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Helicopter shows up.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
With a hook dangling.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
Hooks the horse on.
jordan holmes
Wrong.
dan friesen
He and the horse get lifted over.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here.
alex jones
Yeah.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Amazing.
I don't know how they did it.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
Must have been so expensive.
jordan holmes
They did that in the dark night with a plate, I think, yeah.
dan friesen
Uh but this is 85 with a horse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is this is solid.
This is solid stuff.
dan friesen
So then the most of the episode is about uh he has to get a watch from a spy and in Budapest, and then this Romani girl steals the watch, and the two of them have a great adventure.
jordan holmes
What's his job again?
What is it what about him specifically?
Prepares him for the job of stealing said horse and then riding it in the helicopter.
dan friesen
We're three episodes in.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
He's not that old.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So like he can't have that much experience.
jordan holmes
He seems very well traveled across all levels of competence.
dan friesen
The only thing that I can get is like he's the cleverest guy in the world.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because in the first episode, uh he has like a little satchel bag.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And uh someone's like, hey, what do you what do you taking with you?
What kind of tools?
And he's like, no, this is for what I find along the way.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
So he's like a good improviser.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I think that's it.
jordan holmes
What if what if your superpower was like, I'll figure it out in the end?
You know, like no matter what your your conflict is, my superpowers, I'll just figure it out in the end, and I'll be fine.
dan friesen
My con my my my superpower is resolution.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it just it always goes my way.
I not in a huge way, like I just win.
I just got the horse and I rode away.
I didn't like take over your country.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I'm not gonna kiss someone every episode, but it's it's gonna be average out more than one.
jordan holmes
Whatever I need to.
dan friesen
What I like about this is that I could absolutely look up what his job is.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And I refuse to.
jordan holmes
No, I'm s why would you?
What job description could possibly uh uh compile his entire job, you know?
dan friesen
Voluntary spy.
Just like he can choose whatever he wants to do here and there.
jordan holmes
Like a volunteer firefighter.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like a public service.
dan friesen
But going over to Budapest to get this watch.
jordan holmes
Come on.
dan friesen
Um anyway, what's your uh what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
Uh my bright spot is it is my wife's fortieth birthday today.
dan friesen
Uh happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Could not be uh I don't know, I just love her so much.
I'm documented as a as a wife guy for sure.
Heavily documented.
dan friesen
You've chilled out a little bit as of late.
Uh but yeah, definitely the big wife guy energy.
jordan holmes
Um she makes it all happen.
She's she's incredible, and she listens to this, so of course she's going to be disappointed in whether or not I have uh uh done a good job Of of telling her how much I love her.
dan friesen
But do you have a song you'd like to sing?
jordan holmes
Uh not particularly.
dan friesen
No, you don't have a song on your heart.
jordan holmes
No, not really.
dan friesen
That's really gonna disappoint her.
jordan holmes
I was thinking about Rainbow Connection, but I don't even know if we've ever sung that song together.
dan friesen
So you and I or you and her.
No.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
I don't think that one's gonna work.
dan friesen
Um, you know, look, I'm I have more of a history with karaoke than you, so I shouldn't have put you on the spot line.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, it's all good.
dan friesen
Um, do you guys have uh I know you took a trip, but other than that, you got anything special.
jordan holmes
I've done a bunch of nice things.
It's a her birthday week of done a bunch of nice things.
I'm excited for this one.
She's gonna come home to a clean we're married, so my gift is I've cleaned the place really well.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Uh so but also, you know, we did trips and all that.
Yeah, right.
We did the real gift stuff.
So it's kind of just on the day, it's about surprise.
dan friesen
Surprise.
jordan holmes
Surprise.
It's clean.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You didn't see that shit coming, did ya?
dan friesen
It's clean, and there's a beanbag food.
jordan holmes
Suddenly, uh my gift is very aggressive.
Hey, listen up, asshole.
I cleaned the place.
alex jones
Happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wish it was your birthday.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Uh well, that's awesome.
Yeah.
I'm happy for you both, and uh happy birthday to her.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
So uh today we got an episode to go over.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we're gonna be a little bit uh windy, a little bit around.
We're gonna eventually get to some Tucker Carlson.
Okay, but we have to take a detour in order to get there.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Um, and we'll go down that path in just a moment.
But first, let's uh take uh take a second and say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Nisia Wisewood, the first and best goblin chirugian of the world of Galorian has ever seen.
Thank you so much, you're now Paul's wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
Uh next.
Hello, my name is Eli, and I just became a veterinarian, been a patron for a while, love the work, proud to support y'all, especially Selene.
Damn good cat in my now professional opinion.
Thank you so much, you're now Paul's wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And from Smiley Bill in Seattle to Chicago, Chris, thank you for telling me about these guys.
See you in the arcade.
Thank you so much, you're now Paul's wonk.
jordan holmes
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
So thank you so much to Snacker Bob.
You're now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Four stars.
alex jones
Someone someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Shark.
Bom bom bom bom.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black action.
unidentified
He's a loser, little little kitty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yeah, thank you very much.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, I don't know how much of this you're aware of.
But on October 8th, the Trump administration held a absurd press conference where Trump and many of his cabinet members and the head of his FBI sat around the table with a cadre of right-wing media dipshits, and they talked about how evil and scary Antifa is.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Most of the people there have some association with Turning Point USA, which makes sense because the Trump administration has made it clear that they intend to capitalize on Charlie Kirk's murder and use him as a symbol that allows them to crack down on the left and all political enemies.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Delightful.
dan friesen
This meeting was an interesting mix of Trump uh dear leader worship and political theater meant to preemptively justify the horrible shit that the government is planning to do.
It was one of the most naked and transparent displays of authoritarian posturing I've ever seen in my life.
And it's degrading to the country that it happened and that our president was involved in it.
Probably the most famous person in the crew was noted Pizzagate crier Jack Pasobic, and if I were Alex, I would be furious that I wasn't invited.
And not only that, he didn't even get a shout out.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
And that was particularly glaring because former InfoWars employee Savannah Hernandez was on the panel, as was the host of InfoWars Sunday briefing, Nick Sortor.
Nick Surtor was arrested the other day because he got into a fight with some protesters in Portland.
Sure.
He was out there pretending to be a journalist and things got a little bit out of hand.
The DA ended up dropping the charges, but he's been fairly successful in obscuring the fact that he works for InfoWars in service of presenting himself as a cool, unbiased media guy that the Trump administration can use.
jordan holmes
Cannot believe you can do that, but well, apparently you can.
dan friesen
It's remarkable.
jordan holmes
It is a br it is an achievement.
dan friesen
So Nick Sortor is uh told the story that he got assaulted while he was trying to save a flag that was being burned.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, won't somebody think of the flags?
dan friesen
And this kind of definitionally makes him Not a journalist.
Either he was there as an activist or he has so little restraint that he can be baited into an altercation by a flag being burned, which makes him a shitty and uncommitted journalist, and he doesn't he shouldn't be out there.
He doesn't have the discipline.
There's some really strong indications here of like who's in and who's out with Trump's media regime.
And Alex should be recognizing that he's not wanted.
He's way too much of a liability, and that room was filled with people who have either no power at all or they understand the importance of being a functionary.
Pasobic is a perfect example of what Trump wants.
Because he has a clean cut appearance.
He knows how to say flagrantly racist things in plausibly deniable ways, and he has no real ambitions past doing what he's already doing.
He exists to create bullshit content that the administration can use to justify their illegal actions.
He doesn't think that God chose him as a kid to fight the devil.
Like he know this is there's no career advancement that he needs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You can keep him here forever.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I watched this round table, and I got the feeling that we should probably talk about it a little bit.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And so I apologize in advance for doing this to you.
But you're gonna hear a little bit of uh Trump and some dicks uh talking about uh antiface.
jordan holmes
It's not even real.
unidentified
Uh they bit it's made up.
dan friesen
I would say that a good third of this is probably them profusely thanking Trump for acknowledging that it's real.
jordan holmes
What what where do where where are the meetings?
Where are the meetings?
dan friesen
Look, they don't have an LLC.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Fine.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Fine.
No, no, no.
They're real, and the only people who can find them inexplicably are not the people who would join them.
In fact, the only people who can find this organization are the people who hate them.
What a strange organization.
dan friesen
Yeah, the people who make weird videos on YouTube about uh about them.
So scary thumbnails.
jordan holmes
So weird.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But also they do violence.
jordan holmes
Tons of violence.
dan friesen
And so Trump talks a little bit about that.
unidentified
Okay.
donald j trump
Two weeks ago, a radical left terrorist in Dallas conducted a sniper attack on a local ice facility, killing two people and leaving behind a note that read, Hopefully this will give ICE agents some real terror.
That's bad.
This attack came the very same month that Charlie Kirk was assassinated by a far left extremist who inscribe the words, hey fascist catch, meaning catch the bullet onto the bullet shelf itself.
The epidemic of left wing violence and Antifa inspired terror has been escalating for nearly a decade.
dan friesen
The Dallas Sniper very well may have had some anti-ICE motives to his shooting, but there's no indication that he had any accomplices.
The guy who shot Charlie Kirk allegedly wrote what he did on his bullet casing as a joke, and it was a reference to Helldivers 2.
So neither of these guys seem like they have anything to do with organized left-wing politics in any form.
One of them killed themselves and the other was arrested.
So while it's unfortunate that they were able to carry out their crimes, I'm not sure what else law enforcement could have done in these cases, like that particularly the right wing would want them to do.
jordan holmes
I mean, at what point what even are we talking about now when we when they are talking about left wing?
It's not like, oh, the people who are for UBI.
That's not what we're dealing with.
It's just whatever they choose is left wing on the day.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's those who do not uh agree with Trump.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, there wasn't uh any funding or infrastructure in these shootings that could have been broken up with advance like notice or anything.
They were just sad dudes with guns.
Yeah.
Like the w out other than like crazy levels of spying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That that I would assume that these civil liberties concerned people wouldn't want the government doing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't know what else they were supposed to do.
Other than maybe restrict access to guns, which they also don't want to do.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just gonna be the FBI doing what they did to uh Muslims immediately after 9-11, where they're just going to convince people who otherwise would never do this to do it and then arrest them before they can.
dan friesen
Yeah, that that might happen.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
dwight d eisenhower
Weird.
dan friesen
So uh these protests, they were well funded.
All these protests that are going on that Trump doesn't like.
donald j trump
They've used armed gangs to assault local police in cities nationwide, and they've attacked journalists reporting on their crimes.
So the journalists that report on their crimes, don't worry, you're very safe.
I hope that's not gonna turn you around, but they have been very threatening to people, but we're gonna be very threatening to them, far more threatening to them than they ever were with us, and that includes the people that fund them.
Probably some of the people I know, some of the people I dine with.
But if they do, they're in deep trouble.
So we're going to be looking very strongly.
jordan holmes
What?
donald j trump
At the people are funding these operations.
jordan holmes
How is that allowed to just be said?
donald j trump
Beautiful paper, beautiful, nice, stiff, very expensive paper with beautiful wood handles all the same, all the same color.
They come from very expensive printing machines.
He's enough people that write out their signs in a basement that believe in something.
These are paid anarchists.
dan friesen
Oh, the same.
jordan holmes
You know, I think print shop.
I think uh people misunderstand why I think they think that I don't like hearing Trump talk.
The problem is I don't like hearing Trump uh being allowed to talk by adults.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
That's pathetic.
dan friesen
Yeah, and and you can see it in some of the faces if you watch the video.
Like when Marco Rubio shows up, he is doesn't look very happy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Even Stephen Miller's looking down for a fair amount of.
jordan holmes
You should be.
All of you are just pathetic.
dan friesen
And when anyone else is talking, Trump is desperately trying to stay away from course.
I mean God's very bored by what a lot of these people are saying.
jordan holmes
At the very least, I'll be murdered before I ever have to behave like this.
dan friesen
Signs are so nice.
jordan holmes
Right?
I'll at the very least when I die, I'll just be like, well, at least I didn't sit in a room and allow that man to talk to me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think I mean I know that uh I've been to protests before you know someone might bring a stack of signs.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then people can just grab one.
Does that mean everybody who's got one of those signs in their hand is a paid protester?
I guess maybe.
jordan holmes
I mean, let's get whatever.
Whatever.
Somebody hit this man with a sign.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So um Nick Sortor is there.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
He's in the room because he got arrested.
And Trump is uh he's got some buzz.
So Trump's trying to feed off that bus.
jordan holmes
That's wild.
unidentified
What is meeting with the president?
jordan holmes
The president.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck me.
dan friesen
And it leads Trump to say something that I think is uh really bad.
donald j trump
Only days ago Nick Sortor was assaulted in Portland by a flag burning mob, and we've uh made it uh one year penalty for inciting riots.
Uh we took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and freedom of speech.
But what has happened is when they burn a flag, it agitates and irritates crowds.
They've never seen anything like it on both sides, and you end up with riots, so we're going on that basis.
We're looking at it from not from the freedom of speech, which I always felt strongly about, but never passed the courts.
Uh this is what they do is they incite when you burn an American flag, you incite tremendous violence.
We have many examples of it.
dan friesen
Oh, so many.
So many.
Just so no one's unclear about this, that clip is not Trump fumbling around or misspeaking.
He's expressing a clear belief that he holds and is consistent with his actions and his personality.
The courts have consistently ruled that burning a flag is constitutionally protected free speech, but Trump wants to punish people for it.
He also has a fan base of people whose brands rely on pretending that they care about free speech, so he can't just say I'm limiting your speech.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's very clearly saying that in order to ban something that the Constitution considers a protected right, he decided he can just ban whatever he wants that might incite a riot based on his definition.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
People get really worked up when you burn a flag, so we can't allow that.
jordan holmes
What if people get worked up on both sides?
dan friesen
Oh, sorry.
jordan holmes
On both sides.
So I'm actually being very kind to both sides here.
dan friesen
Like you've never seen before these people getting worked up.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
If any of these people in that room had half a principle, they would recognize that their entire business model is built on incitement.
And if any government claims the power to ban things that they think could incite people, they better pray they never lose an election again.
Events like the Unite the Right rally that have been predicated entirely on incitement.
But they were allowed to do those things because of the First Amendment.
Trump is now saying that free speech isn't free.
And all these dipshit free speech absolutists are nodding along with him and Thanking him for it.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Bunch of fucking clowns.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, but at least, at least you can rest assured that while the rules have been suspended and are meaningless now.
When they do no longer have power, and it is the Democrats and the like who have returned to power, they will reinstate the rules, and those rules will keep them from holding any of those people accountable for them.
Yeah, they'll be really nice about it.
They'd be it'd be terrible to violate the freedom of speech rules to you know violate their freedom of speech.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
So what you gonna do?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Hey, past is the past.
dan friesen
So uh Pam Bondy noted Epstein cover upper of Yeah, which were just which they're all there.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And this the Antifa's a problem conversation.
dan friesen
Sortor.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Pasobic.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And they know all these people are just like, hey, it's cool.
We're sitting at this table with the head of the FBI and the head of the DOJ who we are we believe to be covering up the Epstein files.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh a conspiracy of billionaire pedophiles who have run in the g who are running the government we now work for.
dan friesen
Hey.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know the pr a PR stunt's a PR stunt, and you gotta take it wherever to I get it, I get it.
jordan holmes
They got buzz.
dan friesen
So she um has some surprises about Antifa that she's found.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And that leads Trump into a pretty important conversation, I think.
donald j trump
Under the Trump administration, we're going after Antifa criminals, and all who fund and support their campaigns are in serious trouble, and we have a lot of records already, a lot of surprises, a lot of bad surprises.
It's people that you would never think.
I want to thank Attorney General Pam Bondi, who by the way, yesterday was incredible in Congress.
It was amazing, and she just did it from the heart.
And the brain, because she's very smart, in all fairness.
But she did it from the heart, and she did it an incredible.
Everybody was talking about it.
She exposed some of these fake senators, these terrible senators, people like Blumenthal that had a phony war record.
For 20 years he talked about it what a hero he was, and it turned out he never went to Vietnam.
For 20 years he talked about being a hero in Vietnam, then it was exposed when he said what platoon he was with, and it was exposed that somebody was watching from that particular platoon.
They said he was never with us.
And then he went out and he cried and he was ready to drop out of the election.
And uh disgraceful, and then he looks at people like Pam and he starts criticizing her, and she's a patriot.
dan friesen
Wrap it up.
donald j trump
They ought to do something with that.
You know, we have a young congressman that's right now in jail for lying about where he went to college and other things.
It was, you know, frankly, not good.
It was pretty bad, but it was nothing compared to Blumenthal.
I mean, what Blumenthal did, he was for twenty years a hero.
A war hero.
And then he sits back and you know, sanctimonious kind of a guy, looks down.
How dare you do this to the American public, you know?
What a fake.
dan friesen
So on a number of occasions, Senator Blumenthal referred to his service as being, quote, in Vietnam, when he should have said that he served, quote, during Vietnam.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because he was in the reserves and he didn't go overseas.
unidentified
Great.
dan friesen
It's a distinction that military folk probably take very seriously, and it's entirely possible that he was trying to fudge his record when he made those misstatements.
It could be an honest misspeaking, or it could be some kind of thing, but he's owned up to it, and Trump's making more of a meal of this than he needs to.
On the flip side, that Congress member that Trump was referring to who's in jail is George Santos, and he didn't just lie about where he went to college.
He's only the third person who's been expelled from Congress since the civil war.
He pled guilty to charges of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft.
jordan holmes
And most of them have committed both of those crimes.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Most of Congress has committed both of those crimes.
They're just not that dumb.
dan friesen
Not aggravated identity theft.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That's fair.
Just regular identity theft.
dan friesen
Uh he also lied about graduating from college.
So that is true.
But he's in jail right now because of the crimes he confessed to committing as part of his campaign for Congress.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So uh yeah, I don't know.
Trump seems to be minimizing that one a little bit.
jordan holmes
I mean, boy.
dan friesen
But you you gotta give him credit for being like succinct.
jordan holmes
I I I I just don't get it.
I I genuinely do not get it because I could not be in that room without like shooting myself in the face.
Like it is ridiculous.
The moment he went on to what are you talking?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You're the president of the United God damn states.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're the president of the United God.
I'm not in a fucking karaoke bar with the oldest, saddest piece of shit in the world telling me a story about how great he is.
dan friesen
And how bad this other guy is.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Exactly.
And yet somehow I am seated in the situation room where fucking Osama bin Laden was assassinated.
In fuck oh God, I hate these people.
It's I hate him.
dan friesen
It's pretty amazing.
Um yeah, that uh that uh people just sit there.
I think that the reason has to be fear.
jordan holmes
It ha yeah.
dan friesen
Or opportunity.
Like they just know this guy's a fucking idiot.
And like as long as I make a deal that he thinks looks good, I can get whatever I want out of him.
jordan holmes
Yep.
And I I uh I just have to debase myself to where I am less than human.
alex jones
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's pretty embarrassing.
I mean, like, just the saying that we got rid of the free speech earlier, I think his cabinet should have stormed out.
jordan holmes
At the No!
No!
No!
That is the president saying out loud he is denying the constitution.
You should have invoked a fucking event amendment to immediately get rid of him.
He should be in jail for being the thing he is!
dan friesen
Yeah, he's supposed to be in charge of the government, and he is clearly opposed to it.
jordan holmes
He's against the thing he is.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's tough.
jordan holmes
That is tough.
dan friesen
So he put uh Christy Gnome in charge of the uh homeland security.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And so she's there.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And uh she was off in Portland uh recently.
jordan holmes
Sure.
kristi noem
I was in Portland yesterday and had the chance to visit with the governor of Oregon and also the mayor there in town, and they are absolutely covering up the terrorism that is hitting their streets.
Um while you talked about some of the stories of our ICE agents, our border patrol agents, how they have been attacked, how they have been shot at, injured, the damage that they've done, these leaders in these local cities, along with Pritzker and Johnson, ignore what's going on, or sir, they're helping Antifa cover it up.
We have arrested dozens of individuals that are Antifa members or affiliated with them, and I want to thank our attorney general for prosecuting them and making sure they never see the light of day again.
They have been so bold in making sure we're bringing those individuals to justice.
One of the individuals we arrested recently in Portland uh was the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa, and that we are hoping that as we go after her, interview her, and prosecute her, we will get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out uh and eliminate them from the existence of American society.
dan friesen
So the head of the Department of Homeland Security is on camera sitting next to the president, accusing the governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland of covering up or being complicit in terrorist subversion.
We're at a point where this rhetoric is designed to just be shit talk and it means nothing, or people like Christy Noam are saying very clearly that they intend to enact regime change on US cities and states.
jordan holmes
There's no other yeah.
dan friesen
That's what they're saying.
jordan holmes
They said that exactly about the Taliban.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
That is what the Taliban is.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Great job on uh arresting the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa, though.
I mean She's gotta be like a hundred and twenty by now.
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
We got the founder of the idea of not being fascist.
dan friesen
The first person who didn't like Mussolini.
unidentified
We got him.
jordan holmes
The one person who was like, hey, hey, wait, wait a second.
dan friesen
God damn.
jordan holmes
So we got him.
dan friesen
Christy Gnome is gracious, and she thanks the journalists that are there for covering uh this stuff.
jordan holmes
What are they in the back room?
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
The journalists are they somewhere else?
Are they watching from a hidden camera?
dan friesen
Here's a remarkable dynamic that definitely does come up way more than once.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're sitting at a U-shaped table.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Right.
And so, like, you know, Trump is at the king's seat.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
Like his his cabinet.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then on the wings, you have right wing shithead journalists.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Right?
So you got Pasobic over on one side and some other ding dongs.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then you got like, I don't know.
jordan holmes
So we're doing like a game of thrones table with attendees.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Okay.
dan friesen
So you have the right wing media folks here on the wings.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And then the there's implied, you don't see them.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
But there's the real media watching them.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And so on a number of occasions, there are direct insults at the media who's covering it.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Talking about how they're not as good as Pasobic.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Here we go.
dan friesen
It feels out of control.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what year are we in yet?
Are we still are we in like year four of his presidency, year twelve?
This can't be year one.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
It can't still be year one.
dan friesen
Nope.
So uh, you know, they they've done a great service talking about uh Antifa.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
We're just as bad as ISIS.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
kristi noem
I want to thank the new journalists here today for telling their stories and for being able and willing to go to the streets and to cover what's happening here in America.
Many times the legacy media has looked the other way.
Refuse to tell the stories.
The networks have not really um focused on what this is and what damage it is doing to our country, and how this network of Antifa is just as sophisticated as MS 13, as TDA, as ISIS, as Hezbollah, as Hamas, as all of them.
They are just as dangerous.
They have an agenda to destroy us, just like the other terrorists we've dealt with for many, many years.
And today is the day that we have a president that won't tolerate it and will stand up and fight for the American people.
So thank you for being here for being so bold and for standing in the gap at such a time as this.
It will matter, it will make a difference, and your life will be one of significance because of what you've done today.
So with that, God bless you, and thank you, Mr. President.
donald j trump
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
dan friesen
As the head of uh Homeland Security.
jordan holmes
You know, here's okay.
All right.
I bet I bet Colin Powell.
Right.
UN.
Hey, they totally got weapons of mass destruction.
He was lying, right?
He did it.
He did the lying, and then later on in life he was like, man, lying's probably wrong.
Uh and so he did that.
But at the very least, he was actually going for somebody that you could consider an enemy theoretically.
Within the within the understanding that they had of global politics at the time.
Right?
It wasn't like Dave who runs the fucking Zboros down the street.
dan friesen
Well, Sabarro sucks, to be fair.
jordan holmes
I mean, no, no, no, no.
I'm not saying anything about Smarrows.
I'm just saying that Cole of Al wasn't like, we gotta get Dave.
That guy's a real piece of shit.
dan friesen
We got a drone strike him.
It's a bad slice.
jordan holmes
We need an axis of the willing to go after Dave.
That fucking asshole.
dan friesen
We got some allies in El Salvador who are gonna come up and uh invade Samaro.
jordan holmes
What business what if okay?
There is organizers MS 13 or like Hamas or whatever.
What businesses are are the uh Antifa fronts to finance their their weapons gathering operations, their their clear how are they getting uh uh support from from just militarily?
dan friesen
Every bookstore that uses like paper receipts.
Right, you know, like it doesn't have a computer system, right?
Used bookstores, bead shops.
jordan holmes
Where are the arms dealers that work with Antifa?
Where's where's our fucking merchant of death that on Alex's fucking show?
Is he also selling arms to the Antifa people right now?
dan friesen
It's all Soros.
Who cares?
These people don't know.
jordan holmes
This is re this is in the real world that they're making up Antifa.
dan friesen
And the director of Homeland Security is saying this shit.
jordan holmes
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, okay.
dan friesen
They're just as dangerous as well.
Fucking insane.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, they're fucking insane.
These people are actually insane.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Woo!
dan friesen
So Nick Sortor is uh is there in the house.
He got arrested and he is cool now, of course.
So he's there, and some people might, you know, we're we're a little ways into the episode, and people might be thinking like, is there connective tissue to Alex?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And Nick Nick serves that purpose.
donald j trump
Maybe we'll start over here.
Would any of you like to say something?
Feel free.
unidentified
You can say it in front of the fine group of people.
donald j trump
Also journalists and reporters.
Do you want to start?
nick sortor
Sure.
unidentified
Go ahead.
nick sortor
Absolutely.
Uh, President Trump, members of the cabinet, really appreciate uh you guys bringing this together.
And the fact that we are here today, and on such short notice, uh shows how serious you guys are taking this issue of trans terrorists and the frankly, the cities and police departments that are cooperating with Antifa, such as Portland.
I mean, the the Portland politicians are literally willing to sacrifice their own citizens just to appease these Antifa terrorists.
It's sickening.
dan friesen
Nick Sortor kicks things off, and it's interesting how off message his jab at trans terrorists feels in this room.
All of the people in it hate trans people and they're active participants and trying to create a hysteria around the issue.
But that's not what today is about.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This is about Antifa.
jordan holmes
Focus.
dan friesen
And the shitheads who uh got who get to sit at this table, they know that it is not time to overcomplicate things.
It's basically a situation where everyone at that table knows that they have a win on their hands, and the power they'll help Trump seize through this will be wielded against the LGBTQ community, but that Trump doesn't like to get into that stuff.
Not when he's there.
He likes to have public face uh of tolerance, you know, like he hugged that pride flag that one time.
And he he loves gay people instead.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
The anti-trans hysteria is for the audience on Twitter, but they're sitting with the president right now, and they're supposed to be playing for an audience of one.
The only subjects you should be talking about are how Antifa is bad and hates Trump and how Trump has saved America.
That's it.
That's all we're talking about here.
A bigger point about Nick Sortor is how huge a shift this represents for Alex.
After the Boston bombing, he had his reporter Dan Badandi scream InfoWars.com at a press conference in order to push ratings.
Now a guy who hosts a show on Alex's network, a level of responsibility he never would have given to Badandy is sitting at a propaganda festival with the president, and there's no InfoWars plug.
Later, everyone's even talking about good and bad media, and no one says anything about Alex.
In the past, Alex commanded respect in this space, and his ability to have an underling disrupt a press conference where public officials were trying to reassure and inform a terrified public, reinforced that.
But now he has multiple people he's employed or currently employees sitting at this table, and they understand that they wouldn't be sitting there if they openly touted their association with Alex.
Nick Sortor has value as a scrappy young journalist who just loves the flag, but that value diminishes really fast if people realize he's a backbencher at InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like they know.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is a hindrance to their brand as opposed to the thing that they're like, info's okay, baby.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
When when you look back on change, right, sometimes it's so confusing.
And then you kind of like work back and see, like, oh, well, this led to this and this led to this, and this led to this, and you can uh kind of untangle things.
I don't think this is untangleable.
I think this is inexplicable in all ways, and every time you go to like, oh, well, when this thing happened, it caused this other domino to fall.
You would look at that and you go, that other domino only falls 0.015% of the time.
There's no way that domino fell.
That's exactly the domino that fell.
And so on and so on and so on.
dan friesen
And I think that this is a glimpse of like the dominoes falling.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Looking at this press conference is like, how?
jordan holmes
What?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Where?
When did Sortor is?
Nick Sortor.
What the fuck Even for the thing that he did.
He shouldn't be there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
No.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
No.
Probably wouldn't be in a week.
jordan holmes
Right?
He'll be gone.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, Nick Sortor is there.
Crashing it, and he's cool.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he says something a little inconvenient.
nick sortor
I believe one of the ones that I I did a ride along with uh was Secretary Noam yesterday, President Trump, and there was a pedophile that had come into the country five times over the past seven years.
Seven years.
And uh about apparently under the Biden regime, that was just allowed to happen.
That was fine.
No problem.
Um it's concerning to me that you're seeing the Portland police department, as well as the governor of Oregon, uh, and the mayor, of course, coming out and running defense for pedophiles that have entered the country illegally five times.
It's it's crazy.
I'm glad it's taking a front row seat in the media, and uh, you know, that they're being forced to talk about it in reality, because you know, we we're the ones that were on the ground.
We're the ones that are actually reporting what's going on.
Uh, and and you know, m much of the legacy media has been either ignoring it or covering for Antifa for years now.
dan friesen
Things feel very weird in the room when Nick Sortor says this because the elephant in there with them is that Pam Bondi and Cash Patel are both now involved in the Epstein cover up, and Trump said the people who still care about that are stupid.
And then the whole satanic panic media ecosystem just decided to accept that and move on.
Nick is really showing his ex inexperience here because he said that this guy who got arrested, he'd been deported five times in the last seven years.
Seven years ago, Trump was president.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It doesn't really matter what the truth of this story is.
Nick needs to trim it up to be the last four years.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
This is sloppy propaganda work where his messaging is off and he he doesn't seem to know how to tie a bow on something.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It just he looks he looks uh bad.
jordan holmes
No, he's not, he's not.
This is this is brunch time.
Yeah, this is the show.
He's not ready for the show.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
This dude is minor league at best.
dan friesen
And you we when you watch Pasobic, you you really see the difference.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's uh he is no good.
jordan holmes
There's just a difference between a pro and a minor leaguer.
That's just how it works.
That's the game.
dan friesen
And what a minor leaguer uh might uh want to uh it in in terms of seeing the king, yeah, you might want to bring a gift.
jordan holmes
Sure, absolutely.
Always wise.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Except in this case.
jordan holmes
Oh no.
dan friesen
Because uh uh Nick tries to give Trump the flag that he says.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, this is the wrong move.
nick sortor
Thank you guys so much for taking this seriously.
And uh and President Trump, you mentioned that flag.
unidentified
So remember, uh, you put out a truth right after.
donald j trump
I uh I'm sorry.
nick sortor
I saw took this flag from that uh from that man that was burning it in the street.
donald j trump
Yes, uh, do you know who he is?
nick sortor
Uh oh yeah, I know exactly who it is.
donald j trump
So why don't you give it to uh Pam?
Give it to the attorney general, and let's uh start prosecutions.
nick sortor
Yeah.
I actually have a second flag that he tried to burn as well.
So I have two of them proposed.
donald j trump
So what happened when that flag started burning?
Everyone went crazy.
And that's when it started, when they started burning the flag.
So thank you.
If you could give the information, it would be great.
nick sortor
Absolutely.
donald j trump
And at least that horrible night made you famous.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
You got blown off at the press conference.
He didn't even wait until after the press conference to blow you off.
dan friesen
I honestly think that he he was expecting, like, oh my god, this will be a symbol of uh the country and our fight against Antifa, and I will cherish it with every being, every ounce of my being.
jordan holmes
Could you give that to my assistant and uh give her snitch for me?
Give her your information.
Uh you guys will be able to handle that.
Hey, again, he was great.
Do you want to photo op with us?
unidentified
Where are we?
jordan holmes
Are we doing a press conference right now?
dan friesen
How cool is it that you got arrested?
Now you're famous.
jordan holmes
Now you're famous.
I used you.
Goodbye now.
dan friesen
Fuck off, Dork.
So there's another lady there, uh, another reporter.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
And uh this just made me so sad.
brandi kruse
I uh was told by probably a dozen people not to tell you this.
I'm gonna tell it too anyway.
It's relevant to what we're talking about.
I'm living proof that you can recover from TDS.
I had strong Trump derangement syndrome for probably eight years.
It's the one this is one of the reasons I recovered from it.
And by the way, it's much better to not have TDS.
I'm happier, I'm healthier, more successful.
unidentified
I even think I got a little more attractive after I got rid of my Trump.
jordan holmes
Doing bits.
dan friesen
So I suspect that people told her not to tell Trump this because it's very embarrassing, and it makes them all sound like children.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
You remember how embarrassing it was when Glenn Beck cried and tried to rebrand himself with Samantha B. Yeah.
Think about how much worse that would have been if Obama had been there with them.
Trump is in that room.
jordan holmes
That's I just came here to lick your boots.
I'm having a grand time.
dan friesen
I used to not like you, but I turned my life around.
jordan holmes
I had a backbone, but now I'm pretty.
dan friesen
So this is a YouTuber named Brandy Cruz, who has a show called Undivided.
The bio says it's quote, political coverage for people who aren't insane, which is strange because by her own admission, until very recently, she was insane.
jordan holmes
That was her yep.
dan friesen
She claims she had Trump derangement syndrome for eight years, and there's legitimately no way that that could predate Trump coming down that escalator in 2015.
No one got Trump derangement syndrome from watching The Apprentice.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
If you take her telling of it seriously, she was fanatically and incorrectly angry at Trump until about a year and a half ago.
So she seems dumb as shit.
In reality, she worked For a local news outlet in Seattle and quit in 2021 to try to go independent.
That field had really opened up over the pandemic, and a lot of really sloppy shitheads were making a lot of money, so it had to look like a pretty good idea.
She tried to do some news coverage that looked pretty down the middle, but also had some right wing dog whistles built into it, but no one cared.
For her hundredth episode, she interviewed Andrew Yang, and as it stands, there's less than a thousand views on YouTube for it.
unidentified
Dark.
dan friesen
Of all the people here, though, like Brandy kind of makes the most sense to me.
She clearly didn't like working at this local news channel, so she went solo, but found out the hard way that no one cares.
No one's looking for straight down the middle news on YouTube.
That's what we have the news for.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, I suspect she realized after a few years of nothing that there wasn't money to be made in those MAGA hills, and she went out prospecting.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Good for her.
The president sort of made a pass at her on uh TV.
So that's kind of like success.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know, it's like it's like these people are discovering brand new every time.
They're like.
You know what?
I think candy gives you cavities.
I think you know what?
Here's what I think.
I think we need to tell people about this.
We need to tell people that too much sugar can do damage to your teeth.
People have never heard this before.
And then they go out and they're like, Well, I've got this very bland cereal for you.
It will solve things.
Wait, nobody's buying it.
It's almost like people want the candy.
dan friesen
It that would work for these people if it were incorrect that candy cross is candy.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
They would have to be wrong about that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's right.
That's fair.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're right.
dan friesen
So these people are uh rank amateurs.
Yep.
And uh Jack Pasobic is slumming it quite a bit being on this panel.
jordan holmes
Alongside the president.
Just to be clear.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Slumming it includes the President of the United States.
dan friesen
A fair amount of his cabinet.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Those people are disgusting morons.
dan friesen
So uh Pesobic uh gets uh asked to say a few words.
Alright.
donald j trump
Uh Jack, please say a few words.
jack posobiec
Mr. President.
Mr. President, thank you so much for having us here today and holding this uh this round table.
Antifa's real.
unidentified
Antifa has been around and not a thing you need to say about real organizations.
jack posobiec
Almost a hundred years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany.
And it's now been just under one month since we saw a far leftist murder, Charlie Kirk, and we saw thousands upon thousands of people, other far leftists and people in positions of authority, people like like nurses and pilots and doctors and HR departments celebrating the death and the murder of Charlie Kirk.
This sickness that's out there is absolutely real.
And Mr. President, thank you for mentioning the fact that one of the bullet casings read Hey Fascist catch on it.
One of the other bullet casings right next to that had Bella Chow written on it.
Now Bella Chow is a song that is known in Antifa circles as the international anthem of Antifa, and all of us around the world around this room that have studied Antifa were very familiar with these symbols.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So unlike Nick Sortor and this famous former Trump derangement syndrome patient, Jack Pasobic is used to this game.
It may not be every day that he's sitting at the table with the president, but he knows how to act like he's been there before and have message discipline.
This isn't a sincere fact-finding mission that Trump is on where he's invited experts to inform him.
This is a propaganda spectacle meant to solidify in people's minds that Antifa is the worst thing in the world, so the public will accept it when Trump does horrible shit in the name of fighting them.
That's why it's important to pay attention to how Jack is framing this.
His words are far more intentional than many of the other people at this table, and it's worth noting that he traces the lineage of Antifa to the Weimar Republic.
Nazis aren't just Nazis for the fun of it, or because of a random ideology they just decided to take on.
It's like, oh, this is my hat now.
They think that Nazism was an appropriate response to the decadence and degeneracy of pre-Nazi Germany or the Weimar Republic.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The Nazis didn't get away with attacking the Jews for no reason.
It was because the Nazis were able to blame them for eroding society to the point where something had to be done.
jordan holmes
It's a really good strategy.
dan friesen
This is the same game that Jack is trying to play now.
These evil Antifa left-wing forces have eroded the United States to the point where something has to be done.
Either we have to let Trump use the military to occupy these disobedient cities, or else a Hitler type figure might emerge and try to use the military to occupy these disobedient cities.
jordan holmes
Right.
It makes sense.
dan friesen
As for Bella Chow, sure, that's a song that has anti fascist connotations, but it was also featured in Far Cry Six, and the alleged shooter is clearly a big gamer, and he said that the things they wrote on the bullets were memes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So fuck off, man.
You you know this shit.
jordan holmes
I mean, listen.
Do you know what nobody was at nobody was like, ah, the Taliban is real.
Everybody knew they were real because you could see them.
They were there.
They were an actual organization with organiz there was a guy who was like, I'm in charge of the Taliban, and then there were a bunch of guys who were like, I do this for the Italiband.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah, you know how some like uh religions have like the tenants of the faith that you repeat when uh you know you're giving your communion.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's how that feels.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Antifa is real.
jordan holmes
Antifa is real.
All right, thank you, everybody.
dan friesen
It's a tenant of the Trump faith now.
jordan holmes
It's who?
Who is it?
Where?
dan friesen
It's Dave at the Zabara.
jordan holmes
Right?
Just I mean, if you're gonna oppress me, just let me know when and where I'm supposed to be being oppressed.
I'll I'll hang out.
That's fine.
dan friesen
That's that's generous of you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I just don't even know where to be Antifa at.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
Well, uh go to Right?
Yeah, over there.
Over there, yeah.
Um, so there's a lot of ding dongs at this uh event.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Some more interesting than others.
julio rosas
Sure.
dan friesen
And uh there was one guy whose voice stuck out to me because he sounds like a little kid.
julio rosas
You don't need to be part of a super large company to be able to do just basic journalism.
All you gotta do is sit and record, and you'll let the story play out, and that's that's why that's why they hate us.
donald j trump
That's why Antifa's a level of dishonesty that's incredible where answers are changed if like just before the election, an answer was changed by comma let you give a horrible uh death-defying election defying uh answer.
And they took the answer out and they replaced it with another answer that she gave five minutes later.
jordan holmes
Got him.
donald j trump
to do with a different subject, but at least it wasn't election defying.
dan friesen
Did I tell you about Blumenthal?
donald j trump
The level of dishonesty with the media is incredible, whether it's on Antifa or many of the other groups.
You know, you're talking about Antifa, and I know that's close to your heart because that's the one that's most affecting you.
But there are others that are as bad or almost as bad as Antifa having to do with different people, different sections of the world, but it's terrible.
We're not gonna let it go on in this country.
We cannot let it go on.
And a big problem is uh not all of them, but some of the uh networks out there.
And you do wonder why.
You really do.
dan friesen
So this guy who's talking about being totally independent is a 23-year-old dipshit named Nick Shirley, who had a YouTube channel since he was sixteen.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
At the beginning it was mostly prank videos, and a lot of him pretending to sneak into places like Jake Paul's wedding.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That one had a very convincing title, quote, Sneaking into Jake Paul's wedding, parentheses, not clickbait.
So you know it's not clickbait.
jordan holmes
It's not clickbait.
That's nice of him for it to let us know.
dan friesen
He also was a January sixth, but his video does seem like he's more of a YouTuber guy trying to monetize a freak show than he was interested in Trump at all.
Then in December 2021, he posted a video announcing that he'd be going away for two years because he was going on a LDS mission to Santiago, Chile.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
All of his prank videos, even the ones about going to like post Malone's house, got under a hundred thousand views.
But then he came back from his mission trip and started posting very political content.
Mostly about immigrants.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Immediately he jumped to two hundred forty thousand views on his shit.
He posted a video titled, quote, I tracked down illegal immigrants in New York City, and he got seven hundred eleven thousand views.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Anyone who, you know, their job is to make YouTube prank videos, they're a pretty desperate sort of character.
So they're gonna see an opportunity where one presents itself.
jordan holmes
You better believe it.
dan friesen
From this point on, all of his videos are like bashing immigrants, with titles like, quote, illegal immigrants are living for free in this city, and quote, I caught illegal immigrants crossing the border.
After the ball got rolling with this new brand, Shirley did a strange video titled, quote, How This Country Solved Illegal Immigration.
It was about El Salvador, And the image for the video said, quote, no migrants, no crime.
This was just a puff piece about Bukele, which would end up leading to Nick's biggest hit.
Bukelli allowed him to come visit the Seacot detention facility and make a video about how the people in there were scary and how Bekelly had solved the country's gang problems by putting all the scary people in one scary place.
It was perfect content for the right wing media at the time, and Nick got himself over six million views on that.
And what appears to be a lasting relationship with the Bukele government.
Just six months later, Nick would return and make a video about how the prisons in El Salvador were good now, which is uh exactly what the right wing media needed at that point.
Times have changed a little bit.
jordan holmes
How is that it's crazy how that works.
dan friesen
Trump was paying Bukelli to house people who he was deporting, so people who were a little upset about the conditions that he might be sending them to.
And Nick's last video made it look like she was pretty rough.
They were trying to scare people about the immigrants you didn't want coming here back then, but now the goal was to alleviate people's empathy about sending people to scary prisons.
The last one got less than half of the views of the first one, because of course it did.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Lately, Nick's just been boot licking the federal takeover of DC, and his most recent video is a heart to heart sit down with Tommy Robinson.
So I give him no amount of leeway.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
There are a lot of people that you can associate with, and maybe you can pretend you didn't know what they were all about.
But Tommy is not one of them.
If you sit down for an interview with him and it doesn't end with him storming out or punching you, you failed and you're a bad person.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, this dipshit 23 year old former prank YouTuber turned police state advocate is hanging out with the president while the president reflects on how maybe some media outlets are Antifa and he should go after them.
Cool.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I think it's gonna be great.
It's probably I think it's gonna be fine.
dan friesen
Probably good.
jordan holmes
It's because here's here's the other problem, right?
dan friesen
What if this is all a prank that this guy is set up?
jordan holmes
But do you understand that the problem is like unlike so many other situations like this in the past, these people are also crazy.
You know, like they're not they're not just crazy doing the things that they're doing, which are crazy, you know, like Hitler's crazy because that to do that stuff is crazy.
But he was but this is like if Hitler was also crazy and he's like, ah, we gotta exterminate the pink elephants all over the place.
dan friesen
There's two there's two varieties of crazy.
There's the like, oh no, you have really really bad plans.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And they have that.
And then they're also like, oh no, you're super inconsistent and dangerous and caustic.
jordan holmes
You have really, really bad plans.
Like they're bad plans.
They're bad intention, but they're also not good plans.
dan friesen
No.
And they're a l they're at times silly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you're talking to this prank YouTuber.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Jack Basobic and uh Nick Sortor.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's strange.
It's very strange.
dan friesen
Yep.
So obviously the ultimate goal of this is to take some demonization that you're building up around this nebulous, vague idea of Antifa, and then apply it to the places that you want.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which is why it's no surprise that another speaker is basically just trying to say, hey, it's the democratic socialist of America.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you gotta get them.
donald j trump
One question.
So why is it there are numerous groups?
I mean, Antifa's terrible, but you have other groups that I guess probably are almost as bad or just as bad.
Uh not one other group was mentioned.
I'm sort of surprised at that.
Uh you just come into contact with Antifa.
It seems to be that you mostly come into contact with Antifa, please.
brandi kruse
There's a lot of overlap, and I would say that, for instance, Jonathan brought up the democratic socialists of America.
Uh we're they're basically the same thing.
I mean, there's a lot of Democratic Socialists of America who are out there in black bloc, you know, hiding their faces.
And so I think we use, and I do understand for the record.
I do understand the challenge, as Andy pointed out, with Antifa as a graspable entity.
I do.
jordan holmes
Because it's not.
brandi kruse
But at the end of the day, when you look at behavior, you prosecute behavior, right?
We're not prosecuting ideas.
jordan holmes
What?
brandi kruse
Do you're prosecuting behavior?
So whether you can prove that this amorphous thing is Antifa or someone has a patch that says Antifa, it doesn't matter.
You know, did they assault someone?
Do they assault a federal agent?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's all good and well, but this whole thing is about calling a group that you can't define a terrorist organization.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So shut the fuck up.
jordan holmes
Right.
Are it did you just say, well, I mean, you know, crime is crime.
And I guess if they're it's not a crime to be Antifa, so I guess all of this means nothing.
dan friesen
But they're trying to say it is.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, listen.
If you steal something, we will just prosecute you like you stole something.
But if you steal something and you're Antifa, I mean, again, it's still the same thing.
It's because Antifa's not a thing.
dan friesen
But if you don't steal something and I get Antifa vibes off you, then we're going for you.
He's probably still gonna arrest you.
jordan holmes
That's what we're trying to get across here.
dan friesen
So I think that this uh this person really gave up the game a little bit.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
We want Antifa to be designated as a terrorist organization, and we want to pretend that all democratic socialists are Antifa and therefore terrorists.
And then we can just apply this label to anybody that we want uh on the left, writ large.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
This is the Mayak report in reverse.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
They should know they have to know what they're doing.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's too obvious.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
If you're if you're listening at this is here's what my plan.
Here's what I say we do, right?
Sidestep.
Sidestep.
These people are nuts.
Don't oh, we're a DSA, we're gonna fight.
No, nobody was DSA.
DSA didn't exist.
We're all just sidestepping.
Let them run into the wall of their own stupidity.
Don't get into a fight.
dan friesen
I I I you know, it's as good an idea as I at this point.
So Nick Sortor.
Uh he has a he answers a question that Trump has.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he he's he's talking about Chicago, where we live.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And he's saying, why do these why don't these Chicagoans like me?
jordan holmes
Oh so many reasons.
So many reasons.
dan friesen
Why won't they let me save their city?
jordan holmes
You know what?
Beyond anything, you're just not from here.
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Yeah, you eat pizza with a force.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
donald j trump
So when you have a governor like uh Pritzker in Chicago, where you have uh Illinois, which is in a lot of trouble, Chicago's there, you know, potentially great city again.
It's not great now, but it's it could be great again.
That's why we have to get there soon, because eventually you can't do that.
Um what makes a man like that say that things are wonderful?
Why doesn't he say we love that President Trump is gonna come and help us clean up Chicago and make it safe again, as opposed to fighting us and pretending that there weren't 50 murders and 200 shootings and all of that.
Why why uh why is that?
Uh go ahead, Nick.
nick sortor
Despite you.
Just fight the administration.
That's that's simply what it's about at the time.
dan friesen
It's all about spite.
They just don't see your brilliance.
jordan holmes
This is crazy.
What is what is this?
dan friesen
Well, I think it's what Trump wants.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I think that some of these people are such shitheads and so young.
Like, I don't think Nick Sortor is that old.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Nick Shirley is 23.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Jack Pasobic's uh forever young.
He cried at comet pig pockets.
jordan holmes
He's a baby.
It has to be of course it has to be mind-melting, the idea that the dumbest and most pathetic thing you can do is sit next to the president of the United States, right?
You can't you can't be one of these guys and get the get the call.
Do you want to be do you want to do this with the president of the United States and be like, you know what?
Thinking ahead, I don't want to be an embarrassment for the rest of my life.
So no president of the United States.
dan friesen
Well, like I I was thinking about it, and like, uh, look, I don't have we we don't have the kind of YouTube views that uh, you know, some influencer might.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But I believe in the content that we put out, and I believe in a lot of the stuff that we've shown over the years.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
If the president asked me to come to a panel about like right wing extremism like this, yeah, I wouldn't go.
tucker carlson
No.
dan friesen
This would be embarrassing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Even if I liked the president.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I'd I probably wouldn't like the president even if I liked the president.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
That's me.
dan friesen
And I think it would be embarrassing for the president to ask me.
And I think it's embarrassing for them to ask Nick Shirley and Nick Sortor.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
No Nicks.
jordan holmes
Everybody involved in this should feel worse about what's happening than they do, and that bothers me.
I feel like I'm the only one who feels truly as bad as I should about what these people are doing.
dan friesen
And you're about to feel even worse.
Oh, God.
Because uh there's uh there's a QA session.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And Trump uh gets asked a question that I think he could not have fielded worse.
donald j trump
Please.
unidentified
Thank you, sir.
Um I also have uh two questions for you, if if I may.
Um have have you given any more thought to possibly suspending Bias Corpus to not only deal with these insurrectionists across the nation, but also to continue rapidly deporting illegal aliens.
donald j trump
Yeah, it's suspending who?
I don't know.
I'd I'd rather leave that discussion.
unidentified
What do you think?
kristi noem
No, sir, I haven't been a part of any discussions on that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Trump says a lot of dumb shit, and people clown on him for whiffing on the delivery of a joke about Hannibal Lecter, and for the most part, I try not to get too bogged down in that stuff.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He's a shithead who loves to talk and he says a bunch of stupid things.
jordan holmes
He's a shit talker.
dan friesen
Earlier in this episode, Trump said that he took the freedom of speech away from flag burning.
And that wasn't a gaff.
That wasn't misspeaking.
That was a man directly stating that he opposes free speech.
It was a president saying that he does not respect the court's understanding of the constitution, which means that we don't really have a coherent constitution.
The courts have come to one decision and the president is enforcing a different one.
And that creates an unstable situation.
Similarly, this habeas corpus thing is not a gaff.
He doesn't understand the basic legal principle that you need to have evidence of a crime to arrest someone.
You can't just round people up and then figure out if they've committed crimes later.
He heard the verb suspend, so he assumed this was about someone he should fire, not the bedrock of all American civil liberty.
I'm sure he's heard the words habeas corpus before, but he just doesn't have any thoughts about them.
This is fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's not, it's not like sure, it's funny that he says uh you suspend habeas corpus.
unidentified
Who?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But that's kind of funny.
jordan holmes
It is funny.
dan friesen
But it's really, really dangerous.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
No, absolutely.
Everybody, everybody.
Here's what's fascinating, right?
There are people who are actually real adults, right?
Who have actual real responsibilities.
Uh, who could just be like, no, we're not doing this.
I'm gonna hit him in the head with a chair.
Somebody could go to the White House, right?
And just follow him to the bathroom and like push him, and then he's dead.
And it's like he's 90 years old.
It was an accident.
It was just an accident.
It was an accident.
unidentified
Hey.
dan friesen
Hear me out.
jordan holmes
I'm just saying.
dan friesen
Hear me out.
jordan holmes
It was an accident.
dan friesen
Stone Cold has stunned him before.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
He gets invited.
It's Stone Cold gets an invite to Mar-a-Lago.
They're hanging out.
They're of course gonna meet in the bathroom to do some coke together.
What happens?
There's a trip.
There's a fall.
Uh oh, Trump's not gonna make it.
Who knows?
It was an accident.
dan friesen
Man, I don't know about hitting with a chair or any of that shit, but adults should just be like, nope.
We this is uh this has gone too far.
This is Yeah, because either you have to just fucking take over the government or you can't do shit like this.
You can't say that you've taken free speech away from stuff and say, I don't know about habeas corpus.
I'm gonna leave that to Christy Gnome.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
You can't do this shit.
It is fundamentally incompatible with running a government.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's there is a thing, and if you don't use it now, it doesn't exist.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, there is that.
If the president is fucking crazy, we can just be like, no president.
Right?
If you don't use that now, then it doesn't exist.
It's like the it's like the impeachment.
If it didn't work then, it doesn't exist.
dan friesen
Yeah, and the Trump gamble uh is that people aren't going to do things and that they're going to just keep going.
Like he sends troops into LA and nothing happens.
So now he'll send troops into Chicago and he'll send him into Portland.
No matter what, it's just going to keep going.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
It makes me think of a quote that Alex thinks Thomas Jefferson said.
As far as he loves.
So I was uh seeing this horrible display from our government.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And I just started flipping around channels.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
And uh what do I see?
There's a new video from Tucker Carlson titled, Quote, Ice Protests and Antifa Riots.
Tucker Carlson warns of total destruction if America doesn't act fast.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Now this is strange because last night heard from Tucker, he was interviewing Lee Strobel about demons, and then he did another interview with another guy who no one's ever fucking heard of about how the blockchain was created in order to give demons physical bodies.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
We're on a real demon kick.
Uh demon feast.
jordan holmes
It's a demon feast.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And now all of a sudden he's rushing out a dire warning that America needs to act fast to avoid destruction from Antifa.
This is great timing.
jordan holmes
Aren't Antifa demons?
dan friesen
Well, probably.
jordan holmes
I mean, they would like listen, I don't know how you can have both demons, the source of evil and strife for all.
And then also unrelated to demons, Antifa.
Right?
dan friesen
Well, no, because I mean, like, how do you have the Joker and the Penguin?
jordan holmes
I mean, I suppose you're right, but I feel like once we get into demon territory, we're we're then we're just all doing offshoots of demon behavior, right?
So, like, if if you're Antifa and we've got real demons, then somewhere along the Antifa chain is a demon in charge of Antifa.
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
Maybe, but like you think, like, uh, oh yeah, there's not gonna be like some people are straight edge.
They go to punk shows and they don't drink.
Maybe there's some people who don't partake of the demon.
jordan holmes
No, I understand.
I I get it.
I'm just saying it feels it feels a little like loghabined Republican to not be in with the demons.
You've probably got some some perks.
dan friesen
I know I had this problem with uh pro wrestling storytelling, which is like Bray Wyatt, he had the fiend in him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it gave him like superhuman strength.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And if we're supposed to believe that this is all real, then every other wrestler should be trying to get a demon out of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Because he can't be beaten.
jordan holmes
You gotta, yeah.
dan friesen
It's clearly a cheat.
jordan holmes
It's gotta be demon on demon now.
You gotta get your own demon to fight fire with fire.
It makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah, so if you're Antifa, you would think you'd be hunting down demons.
jordan holmes
Gotta get a demon.
dan friesen
Give you a little power.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Give it a little boost.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So uh we're gonna listen to a little bit of Tucker.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
See how he's uh hanging out on uh he didn't get an invite either, but I think it's probably because he's too big.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you don't he doesn't he shouldn't be there.
He's gonna draw eyes away from who it should be on, which is Trump.
dan friesen
Jack was mildly uh slumming.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Tucker would be like, no.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So uh here's here's where Tucker starts off.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's a bummer.
He's giving you some downer news.
tucker carlson
Okay.
Well, not to be depressing, but here's the truth and something you should keep in mind over the next few years.
The United States, two things to keep in mind.
The United States is moving, not inexorably, but still moving toward civil war, number one, and number two, civil wars are the very worst kind of wars, worse than any kind of war fought against a foreign adversary.
So, to number one, why is America moving towards civil war for the same reason all countries that wind up in civil war get there because the differences between their population racism between people within their borders becomes too great to bear.
People decide I have nothing in common with the people who live near me, and I don't want to live near them anymore.
jordan holmes
I thought it was slavery.
tucker carlson
Not necessarily racial diversity, though sometimes that too, but diversity of all kinds.
It is not our strength.
In fact, it is without question our weakness, and it has always been.
If you have nothing in common with your wife, do you have a stronger marriage?
No, of course, your marriage falls apart.
And the same is true for countries.
dan friesen
You must be identical to your wife.
jordan holmes
Hmm.
Interesting.
dan friesen
Yeah, so the diversity, you don't want to see people who are different than you.
It's gonna cause a civil war.
jordan holmes
Right.
See, now I always viewed civil wars differently as like maybe a bunch of rich people wanted to grab more or different territory within their already uh controlled bounds, and then they gathered two different groups of like gang leaders, essentially oftentimes there are uh the ripples of colonialist history that uh ring down through time uh that uh pit two groups against each other within a that happens sometimes.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Um but also diversity is bad.
jordan holmes
It could be diversity.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's probably diversity.
jordan holmes
Uh probably.
dan friesen
I will agree with him that civil wars are bad, and that they they hurt a lot of people.
jordan holmes
I would say but I would say wars all equally bad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's a bold stance he's taking.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and I respect that.
I get it.
dan friesen
So uh the US, it's falling apart because of diversity.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And here's the problem not enough white Christians.
tucker carlson
And the truth about the United States is that on every level, beginning with a demographic level, the American population has less in common with itself, with one another than ever possible when I was born, which wasn't that long ago was the modern era.
Was air travel and air conditioning, electricity.
When I was born, the United States was about 90% white Christian.
It's now less than eight percent white Christian.
Now you may think that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's a massive change, an unprecedented change, really, in a very short period of time.
And of course, it's not accidental or organic.
That was the result of policies put in place to achieve That result, and they did.
There are people who didn't want a majority white Christian country.
Okay.
They got what they wanted.
But what do they have?
They have a country with no majority demographically at all.
There is no American majority.
dan friesen
You legit can't make your white nationalism more clear than this.
The country is heading for civil war because there are less white Christians in the country and making sure that uh all the power is held by that group.
That was what was holding the country together all along.
Someone, not gonna say who, but you probably know, uh, wanted there to be less white Christians in the country, so they plotted a great replacement of sorts.
And here we are, heading to civil war because white people don't have enough power.
jordan holmes
You know, I was just thinking about that.
That was the thing, right?
Rhodesia, the white people didn't have enough power.
That was the whole problem.
dan friesen
At a point.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
South Africa.
There was a real issue there.
Real problem.
dan friesen
But you know, came to a crisis point where white people didn't have enough power.
jordan holmes
But it wasn't it wasn't that they had too much that caused the civil war.
That would be ridiculous.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That would be silly to think that.
It's because they didn't have enough.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
dan friesen
Yep.
And the problem is there's no majority in America anymore.
jordan holmes
That doesn't feel true.
dan friesen
But oh no, it's not.
unidentified
But Tucker, Tucker is a fucking dick.
tucker carlson
There is no American majority.
Which is to say, fifty-one percent of people who have something very basic in common.
And so what you have is an inherently fractured country.
Languages, religions, ethnicities, backgrounds, beliefs, too innumerable to catalog.
And so a country like that, unless unified by something, will split apart, particularly when that country is the size of a continent and is held together by a pretty fragile web of infrastructure.
Air routes and highways.
And so, unless you are very self-conscious about keeping it together physically but also spiritually, explaining to people why they should have any regard at all, much less any obligation to people in, say, the next town, much less the next state.
Unless you do that self-consciously, unless you inculcate a sense of national identity, it will by nature fall apart.
That is a physics principle, entropy.
It'll blow up unless you hold it together.
And this has been an untended garden for decades.
dan friesen
I'm pretty sure that white people are still the majority, but I guess Tucker wants it to be white Christians, so that might be under the 51% threshold.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The U.S. identity could be capitalism.
Like way more than 51% of the country subscribes to capitalist ideals, but like that's not gonna work for Tucker because far too many people have seen through the false promises that system is built on.
And Tucker's supposed to be a populist type guy, so he can't he can't do that.
He'd be selling uh uh bill of goods to people.
jordan holmes
The weirder the stranger, the harder times, the more you lean into the faith.
Gotta go with the faith.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Don't talk about money right now.
Money's gonna be not your problem for a while.
You're gonna want Jesus, baby.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're gonna want that.
That's the good stuff.
dan friesen
I guess uh I guess you know, you look around and there's just no identity to be found in America.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Without white Christians having all the power, we're doomed to tower of Babel ourselves all over again, and we're gonna end up in a civil war at the top of that tower.
jordan holmes
Obviously, there's just nothing that brings the United States together other than uh oh, uh just about everything.
Just about everything keeps these assholes together.
dan friesen
And there's a number of things.
But as far as Tucker's concerned, no one has ever explained why we should be one country.
jordan holmes
But that doesn't sound true.
dan friesen
No, he's a dick.
tucker carlson
Nobody in charge of the United States over the past, say 40 years, has really tried to articulate why all of us should live together on the same continent.
There's kind of been an unspoken loss of America, a kind of gay rights technocracy, globo homo, we're all kind of cool with you know lifestyles.
But that's thin gruel in the end.
It's also repulsive.
But even if you like it, it's not enough to hold people together who don't have common beliefs, backgrounds, languages, religions.
It's just not.
dan friesen
This globo homo thing is cute, but it reveals how shallow Tucker's discussion of any of these types of issues is.
The a belief in LGBTQ rights can be built on a bunch of different foundations, but ultimately it comes down to like self-determination.
If you're a man and you love another man, do you think the state should tell you not to?
Like, if you're not the gender you were assigned at birth, do you think the state should force you to live a life that you don't identify with?
When shit doesn't hurt other people, America is supposed to be on the side of letting people choose how they want to live and making room for everyone.
This is ironically the American identity that I think does unite us.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's what I grew up believing America has the potential to be.
Self-determination is the American promise, and it's the fuel that powers everyone's fantasies about the American dream.
If Tucker's disgusted by gay people, good for him.
That's his right, but it doesn't mean anything other than that he's mad for no reason.
This entire presentation is just him trying to elevate his bigotry into being some kind of righteousness, and it's paper thin.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
It's just that that desire to like, okay.
Uh the idea of looking at something somebody else is doing, right?
And just being like for that to exist ruins my life.
Is utterly insane.
It is other utterly insane to be like, oh, well, I saw this thing.
I will never see it again.
It will never affect me.
It does not physically attach itself to me in any way.
The particles of existence did not interact with my particles, or even will interact with my particles, and yet I must take over the government to hurt them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, it's um it's a strange way to view freedom.
jordan holmes
It is.
dan friesen
You know, and I I think that um the way that Tucker's talking about that, it just it just it makes me think that um either he uh is stupid, yeah, or he has an expectation that his audience is stupid and doesn't have any real engagement with the ideas of like what is cool about America.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
What is the promise?
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, I mean, he's trying to remove any kind of I ironically, his call for a national identity is the desire to remove identity and replace it with team sports.
You know, instead of it being the United States of, hey, leave me the fuck alone, government.
I got shit to do.
It's the United States of you love the United States.
That's all you need.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it needs to be his identity.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
That was it needs to be that is the what America is, and you other fucking people are just lucky that we don't kill you.
Yep.
That's basically what he's advocating.
jordan holmes
You're either American or we allow you to live here, and baby, we might not do that tomorrow.
dan friesen
Yeah, so thank me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
What a dick.
Anyway, civil wars are bad.
jordan holmes
Sure.
tucker carlson
So what would happen if it came apart?
What would happen if there were a civil war?
Well, the first thing to know is it would be incredibly violent because wars are by nature violent, and civil wars especially so.
Violent and crazy.
And you do hear from time to time, people on both sides, particularly on the left, but not only on the left, say, Well, I'm just sick of it.
I'm just sick of it.
You know, I'm ready, I'm ready for the fight.
People who say that have never seen what that looks like.
Anyone who has seen what that looks like approaches the entire topic with care and respect because it's incredibly ugly and its effects are generational.
And if you don't believe it, consider our own civil war, which ended 160 years ago in 1865, and we're still fighting it.
We're still arguing over the names of Confederate generals tearing down their statues, renaming military bases, stereotyping people in the South.
That war is still ongoing on some level.
It's not a hot war, but it's very much a cold war and has been for 160 years.
Go to Spain.
Their civil war ended in what, 1939?
They're still arguing about they're still passing legislation about it.
The wounds left by civil wars do not heal quickly.
They last for, I don't know, hundreds of years.
And they completely remake the country.
Usually for the worse.
dan friesen
Glad to hear that Tucker thinks civil wars are bad.
Slightly upset to hear that he thinks they often change things for the worst after he gave the example of the US Civil War.
Kind of feels like maybe he would have rooted for the South.
jordan holmes
Are you are you saying that by abolishing slavery we have come into a worse outcome.
dan friesen
I think that's one of the takeaways you should get from that because I think he would think that the right side won the Spanish Civil War.
jordan holmes
I would say so.
dan friesen
A bunch of his audience are huge fans of Franco.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, like, I don't know if that can be an example of the wrong team winning.
tucker carlson
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What are you gonna say?
Sometimes you just wish you still had slaves, you know?
dan friesen
Well, that's what Tucker says, apparently, or thinks.
jordan holmes
I wonder what it's like to grow up with that kind of wealth, or like in that kind of wealth association where it is like you could have legitimately people being like, Man, if only I still had my slaves as a totally normal conversational thing.
dan friesen
And then you just laugh.
jordan holmes
And then you just got a crazy laugh.
Well, we'll just pay our employees less.
dan friesen
That crazy angry laugh that Tucker has horrifying.
So there is a way to stop this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a way to stop civil war.
jordan holmes
More white people?
dan friesen
No, more Christians.
jordan holmes
That.
tucker carlson
So if you want to prevent a civil war, figure out what everybody, or at least the bulk of the people in your nation have in common, and emphasize that.
And so what would that be in our case?
Hard to know.
In fact, at this stage, really the only realistic hope for national unity is spiritual revival.
Is a place where most Americans wake up to realize that God exists and created every single person in the United States of America.
And that's what we have in common our humanity.
Not because our common humanity is meaningful by itself, but because our common humanity comes from God and we're created in his image.
And only when people truly realize that will they hesitate before killing each other.
dan friesen
Now, here's what brings us together.
I'm fine with you believing that.
Don't make me.
That's what brings us together.
jordan holmes
Uh well, okay.
I won't.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
But I will kill you if you don't.
dan friesen
Shit.
jordan holmes
So in a way, I'm not making you.
I am giving you a choice.
dan friesen
And I'm guessing this is my fault.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, if God hadn't put you in this situation.
So in a way, it's God's fault.
But also it's not really his fault when you're dead.
dan friesen
That fucker's mysterious.
jordan holmes
He is mysterious as shit.
I'm not.
dan friesen
No.
Not really, just kind of a dick.
jordan holmes
Very straightforward.
dan friesen
This guy is the fucking worst.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So yeah, apparently everybody just has to adopt his version of Christianity, and then everything will be fine.
jordan holmes
I mean, I've never lived in a theocracy.
It's happened to m I I wouldn't say most people, but I think in human history, a solid chunk.
dan friesen
A lot of people have had that experience.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd say a lot of a lot of humanity has lived through a theocracy, and we've made it through plenty of them.
Not the people who lived through them, most of them didn't have a good stretch.
Um, but you know, it'd be interesting.
dan friesen
Here's what I demand.
jordan holmes
What do you demand?
dan friesen
I don't think I get a choice, and that's why I'm making a demand.
jordan holmes
That is the problem with the choices.
dan friesen
I demand that if we must have a theocracy, uh-huh, it'd be matrixism.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
Under Leo's.
jordan holmes
So you say Leo Zagami has got to take over?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
I would vote for Leo Zagai.
At this point, I would vote for Leo Zagami.
dan friesen
For Pope.
jordan holmes
I would love to see it.
Absolutely.
If I'm Cardinal.
dan friesen
Arch Pope of the World Government.
jordan holmes
If I am Cardinal, I am right now writing a name in there and I'm praying for white smoke.
dan friesen
I've heard him say the stupidest fucking shit in the world, and it's still preferable to the garden.
jordan holmes
100% here.
100%.
So at least he can dance.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Spin some wax.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So uh there's some things that the government can do.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I guess to get people to accept God or something.
jordan holmes
That's probably really bad.
dan friesen
Okay, probably, but maybe there's some other things like that.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay, okay.
tucker carlson
But in the meantime, there is a step that the government at all levels, federal, state, and local, can take to restore at least a sense of calm in the midst of rising chaos.
And if you can't smell that right now, then you obviously have long COVID because it is redolent.
This country is on the brink.
And in fact, you you saw that the normal dummies today on social media taking pictures from Portland, Oregon.
Everything is fine here in Portland.
They're liars.
Or they're intentionally blind to the reality right in front of them, which is the country is degrading, and you can tell by its cities.
They are falling apart.
There's no country in the world With as many ugly, dangerous, dysfunctional, dirty cities as we have.
It's painful to say that as someone who was born and has always lived here and plans to always live here.
But that's a fact.
And as someone who travels a lot, I can affirm what you already know.
dan friesen
And as someone who travels a lot, I can tell you this until I need to tell you something different that's more convenient to me demonizing another country.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That has all the shitty cities and is a fucking hellhole and they're sending their worst people over here.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know, we'll do that when I need to, but for now, trust me, I travel all over the place.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Just to be clear, what divides us is a lack of shared unity, which is why I'm letting you know that the city you're in is fine, but every other human being in every other city is fucking crazy and is going to kill you at any single moment.
Because we don't have a shared identity.
dan friesen
At all times, every city that you're not in is besieged by mobs of zombies.
jordan holmes
All of them.
dan friesen
Feces everywhere.
jordan holmes
Everywhere.
dan friesen
Fe needles.
How do they fill with feces?
jordan holmes
How do they live?
It's almost like I would have to be making this up for people to survive in an environment like that.
And you know I'm not.
dan friesen
I'm well traveled.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And I'm telling you this now because it's what works.
Because it's what works.
Um, so earlier we heard a little bit of uh Jack Pasobic's hearkening back to Antifa coming from the Weimar Republic kind of talk.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And I think that you hear echoes of that in Tucker.
tucker carlson
Our cities are dying, and when your cities die, your country dies.
And a lot of people don't want to believe this because they move to rural areas and are hoping to sort of ignore it.
I'd be in that category.
But it's nevertheless true.
When your cities die, your country dies.
And our cities are dying the kind of death that can't be permanent.
They're dying the death born of chaos, where things just get so crazy, and people literally die on the street, also have sex and defecate on the street, but die on the street.
And that's intolerable.
Chaos is intolerable.
People can't handle it.
So out of chaos comes what?
Democracy?
Spontaneous order?
No.
Imposed order.
Dictatorship.
Of course, each and every time.
That's what happens out of chaos.
People beg for a strong man.
There's always someone willing to oblige, and that's exactly what they get.
And that's exactly what we're going to get unless some kind of order is restored.
jordan holmes
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
tucker carlson
Which is another way of saying the order is not a state.
jordan holmes
Hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes
Well, hold on.
unidentified
Hold on.
dan friesen
I think someone has just become too much of a dick.
I think your brain broke.
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
That is the most doublespeak thing I have ever heard a real human being say.
Ever.
That's ever been.
dan friesen
And you know what?
When he talks like that, it makes me concerned about what he knows Trump has planned.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know what I mean?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
And if we don't get if we don't nip this in the butt right now, it's gonna get bad.
So, anyways, we're gonna let Hitler take over.
dan friesen
During the election, he was saying that Trump was daddy and he was gonna spank us for being naughty.
He was selling the entire sales pitch was strong man going to take care of what needs to be taken care of.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like this is bullshit.
Him talking about this as a future possibility when he already sold us.
jordan holmes
It was his guy.
You're the one who made the chaos that gave us the thing.
What are we talking about?
dan friesen
All the people were eating their pets.
They ran out of pets.
That's why we're not talking about it anymore.
That's still still a problem.
jordan holmes
See, here's the problem with civil wars.
Here's the problem with civil wars.
People think that it's a civil war.
I don't know you.
I'm not gonna fight you.
What do you think?
You believe something?
I don't give a shit what you believe.
Why would we fight each other?
I want to fight that motherfucker.
That motherfucker needs a fight.
I'll fight him.
I'll fight.
I know him.
I know he needs fighting.
You're probably fine.
Dave from Savaro.
dan friesen
Dave from Sabaro needs to get his act together with those slices.
But yes, Tucker Tucker could use a good.
Look, I don't think you should like hurt him.
But I think challenging him to a fight.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like back in the old days might be a good thing.
unidentified
Like like the idea of Leave me at the corner.
Right?
jordan holmes
Like the idea of, oh, I'm gonna join the Florida 11th to go invade Illinois, and I'm gonna be in the 15th, and we're gonna fight each other.
Shut the fuck up.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's silly.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this guy sucks.
Why is he acting upset about the possibility of the thing he wanted?
Is that it's a weird, isn't it?
So I believe that Tucker is a keen enough observer to see that Trump is on his way to a complete dictatorship and that he needs to get ahead of this thing.
Going against Trump is scary because there's actual consequences for that.
And uh other than Trump's audience, no one likes Tucker, so that's not an option.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
The next best choice is to accept that Trump is a dictator, but act like we brought it on ourselves, which is what Tucker is doing in this video.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
It's all very preemptive.
You can really feel it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, I mean it's it's textbook.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And it mirrors what Trump and all these other dicks were doing at this uh press conference.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
There's message discipline between these two things.
jordan holmes
Everyone's doing it.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
The thing that's nice, the thing that's nice for us, though, is that it's a lot harder to do in a space as big as the United States.
You know, like if you're thinking, oh, well, we've got a military, we're Germany, we're gonna oppress people in our cities, you know, like Berlin, there's a ton of people there, but most of your cities are fairly small.
You can per soldier, you can oppress like a few hundred people, right?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
How many National Guardsmen would you need to send in just to Chicago to oppress the right amount of people?
dan friesen
Well, I guess that's where it becomes a question of the right amount of people.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
A lot of people are going to be hurt by whatever number.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
You know, and so like obviously you're not gonna be able to fly the Trump flag over the city as a vanquished uh territory or whatever, but like you're gonna be able to fuck a lot of people's lives up.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
And also destroy the foundations of a civil government.
jordan holmes
You're gonna try.
dan friesen
So that's a lot of damage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's gonna be rough.
dan friesen
Anyway, I believe that one of the cornerstones of conservatism.
tucker carlson
Yeah.
dan friesen
States' rights.
jordan holmes
But not for long.
Not for long, baby.
dan friesen
Not anymore.
Federal government or get on all day.
tucker carlson
He said those of us on the East Coast and look over at the West Coast, my home state of California, and watch its politicians declare boycotts against this or that American state.
Or say in public, I'm not going to follow this federal law.
The federal government has no dominion here.
Each one of those actions is a form of insurrection.
In fact, every bit as profound as anything that happened in Fort Sumter in 1861, the battle that kicked off the Civil War.
The deadliest war in American history, the one from which we're still recovering.
Those are acts of insurrection.
Either you have a federal government with power over the states, or you don't.
Either federal laws apply to all 50 states, or they don't.
And for decades.
Some states have opted out of federal law, and the rest of the states have just sort of laughed at them or tried to ignore it.
Oh, marijuana's illegal.
Well, we're gonna have marijuana anyway.
Oregon decriminalized fentanyl and meth five years ago.
If ever there was a time to send federal troops into Oregon, it was when Oregon did that.
dan friesen
Whoa.
Okay.
Send in the troops over drug decriminalization.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
Fuck is going on.
Does this guy not realize I mean, of course he does understand, but like so much of the Tea Party, so much of that, like it was energized by stuff like Jade Helm, stuff like the Bundy Ranch, shit like that.
Like this is directly counter to everything that is the foundation of where his power sits.
jordan holmes
We went ape shit because the United States government sent a tank to a relatively criminally associated organization in uh Waco, Texas.
Right?
That was fucked up.
But now we would prefer it if the government sent that to an entire state.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because they're acting up.
jordan holmes
Battalions.
dan friesen
And if they don't stop acting up, we're gonna get a dictator.
jordan holmes
What are they gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are we gonna start doing?
Drone striking people in the middle of the fucking street?
What is this?
dan friesen
They might open another Sabara.
unidentified
Right?
jordan holmes
What are we talking about?
Sending troops in to do what with what?
Right.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's all to do with free speech being gone, though.
I can tell you that much.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
So um there's a lot of stuff going on with Trump trying to send risk pieces around.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
We're we're spread thin on our own nation, I guess.
dan friesen
Yeah, and uh courts are kind of saying some stuff, but it's complicated.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
tucker carlson
But now, because the issue is immigration, which is a core issue, the federal government is doing something.
President Trump has announced he is he is sending federal troops to the state of Oregon and to the city of Chicago.
He's not yet sent federal troops to Oregon.
There's a court fight that's way too complex and not that interesting to explain.
jordan holmes
Can we send troops?
tucker carlson
No!
That is preventing it very complex.
National Guardsmen have arrived, mostly from Texas, in the state of of Illinois in Chicago, to force the president says, that city to allow ICE, the immigration service, federal immigration officers to do their job to deport people who are breaking federal law, illegal aliens.
And the mayor of Chicago and the governor of Illinois have said multiple times, we do not follow federal immigration law in the state of Illinois and the city of Chicago.
dan friesen
It's not that Illinois doesn't follow federal immigration laws, it's that they don't waste resources rounding up suspected immigrants and terrorizing communities.
By state law, local law enforcement isn't allowed to be involved with federal immigration policing.
But there isn't like a law that says that local cops have to ride around with cops.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what are you talking about?
dan friesen
Ice agents like there's there's no federal law that supersedes this that's like, oh, you're breaking that law.
jordan holmes
We have there are people with jobs here.
What are we doing?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Tucker's version of this issue is bullshit, which is by design, because it's meant to create the impression that Chicago and Portland deserve to be invaded and occupied.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's weird that the Oregon case is uh too complicated for Tucker to get into because it's really simple.
Trump wanted to take over the Oregon National Guard and send them into Portland, and the governor said no.
tucker carlson
Right.
dan friesen
Trump wanted to do it anyway, so the state uh sued him, uh, and the district court ruled that uh he he couldn't take over the Oregon Guard.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he decided that he was just going to use National Guard troops from other states and send them into Portland.
jordan holmes
Makes sense.
dan friesen
So then uh the same judge who Trump appointed in his first term said he couldn't do that either, because that's a flagrant violation of the original.
jordan holmes
I mean, what are you talking about?
dan friesen
So then the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals heard the case and ruled that Trump could federalize the Oregon National Guard, but that it couldn't go into Portland until the court fully reviews the case.
jordan holmes
I burn it, burn it down, burn it.
dan friesen
It's all very simple.
Trump has insistent on sending troops into an American city, uh, and the courts are putting up ineffectual resistance to it.
Trump has in effect destroyed Posse Comitatis and state sovereignty, two of the main pillars of the modern conservative ideology that supposedly drove him into office, and these people are supposed to care so much about.
But he's just he's uh to borrow a preoccupation of Alex, he's pissing all over them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know, here's the problem.
Here's what's here is the problem.
Fundamentally, right?
When this happened and the the conflict happened, they took it to the courts, and people expected to they you know, they listen.
What should have happened is they should have just gone to the people in the Oregon National Guard and been like, hey, let's all say we're not going to do this.
And if they did, then it wouldn't matter.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I I it it's it is an option of how things could go.
jordan holmes
Let's just not do this.
Even if the even if the president orders us to do something that the president can't do, let's just preemptively say we're not going to.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, this was a this was a preoccupation of the early times uh right wing, which is this idea that troops would not they would sign things that they wouldn't follow unconstitutional orders.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's a whole thing about the oath keepers.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's what their name is based on.
jordan holmes
The whole oath thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so, like, yeah, people could do that.
jordan holmes
Whatever happened to you, can't make me.
I remember hearing that a lot more.
dan friesen
Yeah, not anymore.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Apparently they can make it.
jordan holmes
Apparently they can.
dan friesen
So uh, you know, hey, everybody's all up in a eh, but about Trump sending in troops.
Oh.
But like this happens all the time.
jordan holmes
Does it?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No, it does not.
dan friesen
Yeah, it does.
jordan holmes
No, it does not.
dan friesen
Like Eisenhower.
tucker carlson
Has that ever been a single instance of some Nazi in the White House sending troops into a state to uphold federal it's never happened before.
It's never happened before, except it's happened like a million times.
And it's been celebrated almost every single time.
Beginning at least in September of 1957, three years after the Brown versus Board of Education decision came out from the Supreme Court banning segregation in public schools in the United States.
And in the state of Arkansas, in the Capitol City Little Rock, Central High School, a high school was not following You're pro-segregation decision.
And so Dwight David Eisenhower, General Eisenhower, commander of American troops in Europe during World War II, the president of the United States sent the hundred and first airborne to Central High School.
The hundred first airborne, not like three hundred fat guardsmen from San Antonio, but the hundred and first airborne with M1s to a high school.
And then he left his vacation and he went on television to explain why he did it.
And remarkably, thanks to the internet, we have the tape.
Here's part of it.
dwight d eisenhower
In that city, under the leadership of demagogic extremists, disorderly mobs have deliberately prevented the carrying out of proper orders from a federal court.
Local authorities have not eliminated that violent opposition.
And under the law, I yesterday issued a proclamation calling upon the mob to disperse.
tucker carlson
Yep.
That was General, then President Eisenhower, September 1957, sending the hundred and first airborne to Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas, because the racist governor, Orville Fawbus, wouldn't let black students attend a white high school.
dan friesen
And every liberal in America applauded Oh man, I I have no response to this.
This is he's he that's a gotcha.
jordan holmes
Wow.
I've been defeated by my own petard.
dan friesen
Yeah.
For one thing, like you pointed out, Tucker isn't in favor of Eisenhower sending in the troops to desegregate the schools.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he literally says later in this episode that letting black people into white schools destroyed the educational system.
jordan holmes
What are you gonna do?
dan friesen
So this is a bad argument.
At best, this is the side I don't like did a bad thing, so I can too.
jordan holmes
This is this is a really shitty.
This is a debate kid version of this, right?
It's like it doesn't matter what any thing I have to say, is this is good for the argument in this exact moment.
dan friesen
Yeah, you haven't established anything in terms of like what I'm doing is positive, it's just you did a negative, so now we're even there's a big difference though between these situations that Tucker is hoping that you don't notice, which is where the big racist sleight of hand trick happens.
What Supreme Court order is Trump sending troops into Chicago and Portland to enforce?
jordan holmes
The the you gotta be what I say the order.
dan friesen
Did the Supreme Court decide that all local law enforcement has to drop everything to help round up suspected immigrants?
Is that did they do that?
Because that maybe would make sense.
jordan holmes
I don't recall it happening.
dan friesen
In Eisenhower's case, there was a specific ruling that racists were refusing to accept, and when the kids were allowed to go to school, the troops had served their purpose.
At what point can you expect that Trump's goals with sending troops into American cities will be achieved?
At what point is Antifa destroyed?
jordan holmes
Oh, whenever it exists.
dan friesen
Right.
At what point have you cleared out all the illegal immigrants?
jordan holmes
I mean, at what point do you run out of people?
dan friesen
Yeah.
At some point, right?
Tucker's a lying asshole, but he's not this stupid.
He just expects that everyone who watches this show is, or they're full-on racists, and they really don't need an argument.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it just doesn't stand up.
jordan holmes
No, sometimes it is, it does feel like this is just like, hey, I know you've been in this situation before where you feel like I'm not being racist, but at the same time, you're saying the N-word.
You know that's wrong, right?
But I'm I'm a high status guy.
Look at me saying absolutely insane shit, too.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right?
It's okay for you to say shit.
Look at me.
dan friesen
And because I'm this high status person that you're looking up to.
I have my own show.
I'm cool, and I do commercials for dog telemedicine.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I am sitting here.
I'm going to like show a behavior that you can mirror in your life.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
When you get into an argument that you feel like maybe I can't get my way out of this.
Bring up Eisenhower.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Do that.
jordan holmes
You got it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm going to give you this this card that you can play, this little trick.
That's exactly a fucking stupid trick.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And it doesn't work.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So Chicago.
jordan holmes
What about it?
Are we dead yet?
dan friesen
No.
We were nuked a couple times in uh Alex's career.
jordan holmes
Right.
Now the Texas National Guard is here.
dan friesen
Ebola might have broken out.
No, that was Denver.
jordan holmes
Are they helping us?
dan friesen
They want to.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But Pritzker won't let him because he's he's spiteful.
jordan holmes
He's so spiteful.
dan friesen
And this city fucking sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're all that sucks.
dan friesen
And the mayor's a racist.
tucker carlson
And Chicago is particularly disgraceful.
jordan holmes
What word did you say?
tucker carlson
You don't have to guess about that.
I'm going to show you a video in just a second, but you don't have to guess.
Look at the numbers.
Look at the outflow from Chicago.
Are people who are born in Chicago staying in Chicago?
No, they're fleeing.
Go to Southwest Florida.
Go to dinner in Naples some night and ask.
Anyone here from Illinois?
It's half the room.
And they're grateful to be gone.
That's how dystopian is.
jordan holmes
It's cold on your level.
Economically primarily.
tucker carlson
But even on a more basic level, it's just too dangerous.
Oh, the freedoms we're losing, really.
What about my freedom to walk to the liquor store at midnight without getting sick?
jordan holmes
It's too cold.
tucker carlson
How about my freedom to stop at a red light without getting shot?
That's totally real.
It's not fake.
It's not racist to say that.
The mayor of Chicago is an open racist.
So irony of irony is here.
You have a president sending troops facing down a recalcitrant racist local official.
That does sound like 1962, doesn't it?
Except this time, the president in question is not getting accolades from the New York Times.
He's being called a dictator.
jordan holmes
A dictator!
unidentified
Ah!
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I've won the point.
jordan holmes
Alright, we're fighting.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alright, that's fine.
Fine.
You say that again.
Let's go.
Let's just do it.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's you're not serious.
jordan holmes
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, this racist mayor is rejecting our uh uh amazing.
Holy dear leaders.
dan friesen
Who's trying to feel us?
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
From the tyranny of being shot at every stoplight.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Yeah, it happens.
Every time you stop at a red light.
jordan holmes
You can't possibly by any means like that is just piss in my face.
Just literally at the end of the day.
dan friesen
It would be more respectful.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
We would both know what we're doing, and it would be open and uh honest.
dan friesen
And you know, in the same way that when Trump is saying like these pillars of the Constitution don't apply.
It's just like fucking take over the government already.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah, in the same way with Tucker, piss on me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Just do it.
jordan holmes
Stop dipping your toe in the water.
dan friesen
You're not getting style points for this.
jordan holmes
Right.
My problem is you're too much of a coward to oppress me right.
dan friesen
That's a bummer.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Chicago sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And uh to make his point, Tucker plays uh some video of some of the ice protests in Chicago.
So there's like people throwing stuff at some cars and what have you.
It's out of control.
jordan holmes
Oh no.
dan friesen
And then he comes back.
tucker carlson
So what's interesting about those videos is who's participating in the rioting and the violence there.
There's the normal assortment of unhappy white young people.
Make up the bulk of Antifa.
We're happy and young the Democratic Party Party's activist wing, all the little DSA kids, you know, the children of Orthodonists from Great Deck who are, you know, reliving the glories of the 60s or whatever.
The weird little polyamorous nihilist freaks.
dan friesen
So mad.
jordan holmes
What are you doing?
unidentified
Self-deconomic.
jordan holmes
What is going on?
You rich prick?
tucker carlson
To anyone who's watched this stuff over the years.
A repulsive group, a dangerous group, a sad group, by the way.
You shouldn't have a lot of people.
I'm gonna go to the library.
They should be looking forward to a brighter future, getting married, having kids, doing something useful, building something, not just destroying.
But they're not.
So that is recognizable.
We've seen a lot of that over the past ten years, and we're gonna see a lot more going forward, unfortunately, unless someone gets a hold of this now.
But what was new in that video were what looked like immigrants.
Latin American immigrants.
dan friesen
What?
They were immigrants at the protest.
What?
jordan holmes
What is happening?
dan friesen
It's not just all white people in Antifa.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Oh no, this is a new phenomenon.
jordan holmes
What is happening to this?
What is going on with the brains of human beings right now?
dan friesen
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
That's mush.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He can't expect anyone who has watched his show in the past to take this seriously.
jordan holmes
You're the one who's saying that they're everywhere at these protests.
unidentified
Covered the fucking caravans and shit for years.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
What the fuck is wrong with you?
This is degrading.
jordan holmes
I am oh god damn it.
You know, it's it's just it's just you want a better class of criminal.
Really, you just do.
At a certain point, you're like, this is beneath me.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Well, this is like a guy who thinks he's walking a tight rope.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's like on the ground.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is not impressive what you're doing.
You're falling over and you're not off the ground.
jordan holmes
He's failing a fucking breathalyzer test as he imagines he's tightroping.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's terrible.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I think one of the reasons that uh that Tucker is having he's he's doing this little pretend shtick.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Um, is that uh he why he just w he wants to not appear racist.
jordan holmes
I mean, there's no way to take anything that he has said up to this point as being racist, clearly.
dan friesen
No, and especially after he says, like in this next clip.
That like there's a lot of really good Hispanic people.
jordan holmes
I I believe him already.
dan friesen
And this is why it's shocking that they're involved in protests.
jordan holmes
That is shocking.
tucker carlson
The truth is all illegal immigration is bad.
Rapid mass migration is always bad because it makes countries crazy and chaotic.
But it's also true that our Latin American immigrants are I mean, probably met a million of them.
Good people, super hard workers.
And it's true that they're doing jobs that you know you probably did as a kid, and your kids probably aren't doing those jobs because Latin Americans are doing them.
I'm saying this if you're white.
So I think most people who are very opposed to illegal immigration and very opposed to mass migration at this point, very opposed to any immigration, which would include me, definitely, are not mad at Latin American immigrants because they're mostly nice people, they're Christian people, and they work hard.
And there's some drunk driving, but in general, they kind of play by the rules most of them.
jordan holmes
What the fuck was that?
tucker carlson
People would get here as immigrants and immediately join a violent street protest.
You know, we haven't seen that since about 1905.
We haven't.
That's shocking.
That's scary if that's true.
And it's scary for the following reason the volume, the scale.
How many immigrants did we get during the Biden years?
Well, no one knows, of course.
People pretend they know, but they don't know.
dan friesen
Does Tucker not remember all the hysteria he's been pushing about MS 13 and Trendre Aragua?
Does he think that he's presented a neutral kind of nice face for immigrants and that he's just now turning the corner because he saw a clip of some people who weren't white at a protest?
The fuck is he trying to pass off here?
jordan holmes
I have no idea.
dan friesen
This is brazen.
jordan holmes
This is I mean, fuck me.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah, they're joining these violent mobs.
jordan holmes
Do you do you know what I've I've uh I appreciate uh because it happens so frequently now, especially whenever we're talking about Latin immigrants or whatever whatever euphemism these chosen people are choosing to use.
It's always hard worker.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Because again, that is the only time they interact with these people.
dan friesen
And the only context wherein he can think of call to mind uh person.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally be lazy.
It that it doesn't matter.
It's they're just people.
They're people like everybody.
We're all just people.
dan friesen
He's kind of telling on himself a little bit too when he's like the jobs that you used to do.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
I mean, if you're white.
He just automatically assumes the you he's talking to is white people.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
But look, these people are coming over and they're protesting.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
The fuck.
jordan holmes
I mean, do they have to be coming over?
They could just be people who live here who are non-white.
dan friesen
But they look like immigrants.
jordan holmes
Let me tell you something.
I will say this.
Going back further than 1905.
There are people who lived here who were non white.
dan friesen
Did they protest?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
No, it's been a hundred and twenty years.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Any of that shit happened.
jordan holmes
You got me.
You got me.
dan friesen
It was all white Antifa kids who were disaffected and wanted to have fuck a bunch like they're like their ancestors.
jordan holmes
Makes sense.
dan friesen
Who are protesters?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, maybe we should be worried about this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
tucker carlson
So unemployment is going up.
Everyone lies about it, but it is.
And we just imported, I don't know, ten maybe ten million new people.
What are they doing here?
What was the purpose of that?
How are they living?
Well, they're living, of course, on the government.
jordan holmes
But why?
tucker carlson
Why did they get here?
Why did Biden bring them in?
That's a question that no one's answered.
And all of a sudden you look at these videos and you see people who are clearly just off the boat or the train.
And you start to wonder, like, maybe we were actually invaded.
Maybe our ruling class imported an army and pretended that they were migrants looking for a better life.
And maybe we're about to find out what that means.
This is really scary.
dan friesen
You might notice that Tucker's pretending this is a new thought to him.
And that's because he knows that he's about to have to justify a new level of bullshit from Trump, and that requires the appearance of new rationales.
Oh, maybe we are maybe there is an army.
You're rediscovering all these things that you said forever.
Am I supposed to think that Tucker's just now had this light bulb moment that maybe immigrants are an invading army?
This has been the thesis of his show for years.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is bullshit.
jordan holmes
You know, I it comes to mind for no reason at all.
But I was uh I think I was reading this thing.
Well, Jane Goodall, unfortunately, rest in peace, uh Jane Goodall.
dan friesen
Racist and primate.
jordan holmes
Ah, nice.
dan friesen
Thanks.
jordan holmes
Uh but so with chimpanzees, um, when they're fighting, they're like the first thing they do is to neutralize the threat.
So they'll rip your face off, they'll rip your jaw off, right?
And then the second thing is to emasculate you.
So they'll rip your balls and your your dick just right off.
Just tear it off.
I don't know why that comes to mind.
But chimpanzees are our closest uh primate relative.
So something, some a thought that I had.
dan friesen
Are you trying to tell me that Trump is bringing in an army of chimps?
jordan holmes
I think that is exactly what I'm trying to tell you.
dan friesen
I'm trying to tell you Caesar.
jordan holmes
I'm trying to tell you that this man has brought in too many damned dirty apes, Dan.
dan friesen
This is unbelievable shit from Tucker.
Absolutely.
Like it it it's um obvious the point that he's trying to make.
I mean and it's comical with any c with within any kind of continuity for his content.
jordan holmes
Why why were they brought here?
Any number of reasons that you have told me for the past my entire life.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, the migrant caravan hysteria, he was a huge part of that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He can't play this game where he's like, no one has ever answered this question to boo-boo-boo.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So civil wars, we've already decided they're bad.
jordan holmes
They are bad.
dan friesen
But sometimes they become race wars.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Those are also bad.
jordan holmes
I agree with that.
tucker carlson
So if all of a sudden these migrants are participating in street protests where they're throwing bricks through the windows of passing cars, picking up orange cones and throwing them at minivans.
You could see this getting completely out of control.
And it's a reminder of something that is very often true, which is civil wars become race wars.
That is the truth.
It's true globally.
Lots of the wars in Latin America were really between the Europeans and the indigenous, between the Indians and the civilization.
jordan holmes
So it's not really a civil war, is it?
tucker carlson
It was true in El Salvador.
It was true across Latin America.
jordan holmes
That could happen here.
dan friesen
Are you talking just you're talking about colonialism, right?
jordan holmes
Are you saying it's a civil war whenever the people who live somewhere like we don't want these white people here?
dan friesen
Who are trying to take our resources and shit.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
I didn't I didn't see that coming.
That was on me.
dan friesen
Well, that's a race war, too.
jordan holmes
That's I mean, clearly that's about race.
dan friesen
This guy's a fucking idiot and an asshole.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Um, it's pretty difficult to see this and not see like uh exactly what he's aiming towards.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
White people need to fight a defensive race war before it's I mean, this yeah, this is this is hey, everybody put your Nazi boots on, we gotta walk across the country and get rid of every I mean, this is very clearly.
This is the most Nazi thing I've ever heard from a very famous person ever.
dan friesen
Pretty and I was thinking about this as I was preparing this episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That like in the moment, it's almost impossible to understand this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, this is for history.
This episode that Tucker did is something that can only be understood after everything happens.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
This is so fl inflammatory and flagrantly out of line.
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it can only be measured properly within the ability to see the response to the response to the response to the response of this.
Like this is a thing that's going to cause a series of things to happen.
dan friesen
And not necessarily that it's going to cause it directly, but it is a part of what is causing the it's a part of the the wave that is cresting.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Um, and is going to hurt a lot of people.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So Tucker plays a video of a guy walking around in Portland and there's some people doing drugs on the street.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Oh my God.
dan friesen
And uh Tucker comes back after this clip, and he's just scandalized.
tucker carlson
All native-born whites, of course.
A 72-year-old smoking.
Native born whites is not a thing I want to hear.
On the street.
Who would tolerate that?
A cruel person, a truly cruel and evil person would tolerate that.
That's not freedom.
That's bondage.
That's murder.
No normal country would tolerate that for one moment.
And in real countries, they don't tolerate that.
In a downtown.
They don't do that.
Only in the West do they do that.
If we keep this up, we will get Mussolini at least because it's so unnatural.
It is so contrary to the laws of nature.
It is so prima facia repulsive and mean to allow this that it cannot continue.
And the fact that it has been allowed to continue tells you everything about the people in charge.
They're the worst.
dan friesen
The worst.
So I mean, like, I do think that people doing drugs on the street is unfortunate, and uh truly compassionate society would see that as a sign that something needs to be done differently.
tucker carlson
Sure.
dan friesen
Tucker's answer to this is not an answer.
No, because the people have studied this pretty extensively, and we understand what strategies are more effective and which are less effective.
And unfortunately, the ones that are more effective require quite a bit of funding.
And Tucker is against he wants Doge to get rid of all those things.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
All of that public spending that could provide resources for this person who is destitute and on the street doing drugs.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
He he doesn't have an answer for this problem other than hurt these people more for their own good.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't think that's an answer.
jordan holmes
No, it's it's it's eugenics.
Sooner or later, it gets too eugenic.
Yeah, it'll get to like, well, the best thing for them is to euthanize them.
That's where it's going to be.
dan friesen
Right.
And this is supposed to be the, you know, party of personal responsibility.
The people who are like, hey, you know, like you should be able to make your own choices.
Government shouldn't be in your business.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Ron Paul was a hero because he was like, people should be able to smoke weed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Right?
I mean, like.
jordan holmes
You know, ironically, I haven't heard Americans pushing this hard for euthanasia type uh eugenics since 1905.
It's crazy.
It was the it was very popular back then.
dan friesen
Hey, we're bringing it back.
So we got one last clip here.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's Tucker talking about how uh they should send in the troops when people are doing drugs on the street.
jordan holmes
What that's do what?
dan friesen
Kill them.
jordan holmes
Right.
tucker carlson
Right?
jordan holmes
That's what we're talking about.
Just kill those people, is what you're saying.
dan friesen
Get them off the street so people like Tucker don't have to see them.
jordan holmes
What?
There's only one place to put them.
tucker carlson
If there was ever a reason to send federal troops into a city, it's 72-year-old smoking meth on the sidewalk.
We're shutting this down.
jordan holmes
We won't have this.
tucker carlson
Because that person smoking meth is a child of God created by God, and you're killing him, and we're not going to allow it.
Someone's gonna do that.
That will happen.
And the opportunity we have right now is to do it in a way that is not totalitarian.
But if we don't do it now, we're gonna get Totalitarianism.
Trust me.
Most coffee companies sell weakness, watered down drinks from faceless corporations that don't care about you or your family.
Black Rifle, which not to brag, is in this cup right here, is very different.
dan friesen
So yeah, there's a little irony of him complaining about uh people doing drugs on the street and then him selling caffeine.
You know, he has another you know, another sponsors is nicotine pouches.
Like he sells stuff that a compassionate society probably wouldn't have time for.
Maybe caffeine's a little bit less dangerous than like I mean nicotine pouches are you know, that's bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
So if he and I were chimpanzees, what I'm trying to say is that I would immediately bear my fangs.
Right.
I would extend my jaw as far as possible.
dan friesen
Sends a message.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
And I would challenge him directly, and then I would rip his jaw off and then his dick and balls.
dan friesen
What's important though is that you do show those teeth.
So there's a moment for absolutely.
jordan holmes
Well, it's a challenge.
Yeah.
It's a challenge.
It's not one to be like, I'm not sneak attacking anybody.
tucker carlson
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
Bearing the fangs.
We begin, then there is a clear victor at the end of it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This guy is the worst.
jordan holmes
He's just the worst.
dan friesen
He is creating like the thing that I thought was so interesting was these things are in theory not connected to each other.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, you've got the Trump press conference with all these uh shitheads, and then you got Tucker.
And they're both really working overtime to make the message that people in these cities are just too decadent, and everything has gotten to the point where we need to crush them or else we will need to crush them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's a false choice.
Um, and it's um basically just you know, like you said, textbook.
It's textbook propaganda tactics to justify horrible things you're planning to do.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I I just feel like here's here's what I feel like is is happening, and it's a fundamental misunderstanding of where we are.
Um it is textbook, right?
But it's also all theater.
Like the the idea of this, it would almost it would make more sense to me if I'm thinking through this about how to not like try and win the next four years.
I'm trying to win America.
I'm trying to weather the next four years so that there'll still be an America after this.
Right?
And so what I'm thinking is going like, Holy shit, Trump, you did a great job.
You sent the troops in, we you fixed everything, and then you're good.
Or send him in.
Occupy him, we'll give him a place to live.
Just do everything possible to make him feel like what he wants to happen is happening without actually doing anything.
Because it doesn't matter if anything is done, it's not real.
dan friesen
Yeah, because nothing is being done.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Nothing effective is being done.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So just you're right.
We'll just coddle him for four years.
dan friesen
If we're not going to present an effective, like But the unfortunate thing is that he's surrounded by uh and a lot of the people who are in key decision-making positions also want to do the things that he wants to do.
unidentified
I suppose I mean, but like really.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because they're mostly shit talkers.
dan friesen
No, a lot of them are.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
A lot of them are, but um, yeah, I think a lot of them also do want to hurt people.
jordan holmes
I know I I right, I understand that, but like it makes sense to me if you're if you're like fucking Himmler.
Because this is for you know, you're part of the you're part of the gang.
dan friesen
I think if you're someone in Tucker's position, I think you're right.
And that is like for him, he has to survive the next uh however long.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He has to keep his brand afloat, and he needs to not do anything that too severely pisses off Trump.
Um if your people who are in the government like a Stephen Miller, like he does want to hurt people.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, his only shot is now.
dan friesen
Right, but there are a lot of people who are like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Who are in positions uh within the administration.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Serial killers.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I think there are there are the people who are just shit talkers, and then there are the people who are like, nah.
jordan holmes
I mean let's cleanse.
Yeah, if I was if I was a serial killer, I wouldn't do anything but work for Trump.
dan friesen
It'd be good for business.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So I I um Yeah, I don't know.
This is a little bit uh little bit off the Alexy path.
Yeah, well we got back to Tucker.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I just I couldn't I couldn't watch this without uh seeing like there's something going on here.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's definitely messaging that's being built around this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now I don't know if that means and I don't want to like come off like I'm I'm I'm reading I'm reading through the between the lines or anything.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm not saying that like Trump has told Tucker he's going to do a bunch of this horrible shit.
Right.
Or whatever.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It just feels like the people who are in these media positions are situating themselves in such a way that they can survive or justify Trump doing horrible things.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Trump saying things like there's no freedom of speech with flag burning anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and it's uh it's like that's the that's the secret power though, is that they don't know any more than Trump does how horrible that's just like we're leaving the options open in case he does suddenly go fucking crazy.
Or he might be like, tomorrow everybody gets ice cream in Chicago because that's who I am today.
You know, like that's where we're at.
I killed Warren Buffett and I took all his ice cream, absolutely, and then we'd all be like, I guess that's what the president can do.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
The Supreme Court hasn't ruled yet, but we've all got ice cream, so I guess it's legal.
dan friesen
There's an injunction, but who knows?
jordan holmes
Who knows?
I'm gonna try the Rocky Road.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, shit's weird, and um we'll be back with another episode.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we will.
dan friesen
But until then, what's it?
jordan holmes
Indeed, we do, it's all fight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark.
Hey, I'm the mysterious professor.
jordan holmes
Woo!
unidentified
Yeah!
Woo!
jordan holmes
Yeah, woo!
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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