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Sept. 22, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
02:16:23
#1079: Knowin' Shroyer- Owen Vs. Babar

In this installment, Dan fails to bring Jordan something fun, and instead tunes in for an Owen stream thinking that it would be about Alex and Infowars, only to find it is mostly complaining about elephants.

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
01:02:17
j
jordan holmes
33:54
o
owen shroyer
29:09
Appearances
a
alex jones
01:21
b
benjamin netanyahu
01:03
c
charlie kirk
02:39
Clips
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@strangesaunashow [greg]
00:48
p
pam bondi
00:44
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
Knowledgeparty.com.
unidentified
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
alex jones
Shang, we are the bad guys.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need money.
Andy and Pansy.
jordan holmes
Andy and Pandy.
alex jones
Stop.
Andy and Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy.
unidentified
It's time to pray.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding it.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fish pin color.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
Jordan.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot is my parents were in town for the weekend, and we had a nice time.
On Saturday, we went to a Bigfoot Beach State Park in Wisconsin.
jordan holmes
Right.
Notoriously where Bigfoot has been found in the past.
dan friesen
Well, no.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
Well, look, this is all second or third hand.
I'm not sure.
This is what my dad, I think, was reading in a brochure.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It has nothing to do with Squatch.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It has to do with a chief who maybe some white guy thought was named Bigfoot.
jordan holmes
That makes a lot more sense.
@strangesaunashow [greg]
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that makes way more sense.
Yep.
I should have just assumed racism.
Why didn't I do that?
dan friesen
I really, really thought it was Sasquatch, and the image of Sasquatch Beach State Park sounded so funny in my head.
jordan holmes
How could that not be great?
Sasquatch on the beach.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Trunks, the cooler.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It was fine.
It's a lovely little park.
unidentified
Yeah.
Whatever.
jordan holmes
I'm out.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Some kids playing baseball.
Some people grilling and camping.
It really gave me a charge.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But we weren't staying the night or anything.
But yeah, it was great.
Getting out in nature, having a good time.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
What about you?
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is rediscovering this band.
Stop me if you are already into this genre and really familiar with it.
dan friesen
Tennis?
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Oh, that is a bad band.
unidentified
No, I know.
jordan holmes
That is a band.
No, you ever hear a lot of Australian instrumental rock?
dan friesen
Like the didgeridoo?
jordan holmes
No.
Oh.
No.
So Dirty Three is this.
I don't know what to describe it to you as other than like incredibly sad music for very specific music nerds.
dan friesen
Who are also Australian?
jordan holmes
No.
Just anywhere.
Yeah, weirdly enough.
I don't think they're huge in Australia.
dan friesen
Did you say Australia?
Yes.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Because you just made me think I imagined that.
jordan holmes
No, I think I may have imagined them.
But they have.
So there's one thing about them that I particularly enjoy, which is that the violin we think of oftentimes in like the Vivaldi way is a very sweet, you know, kind of high-pitched, you know, a very beautiful note.
But if you tune it down low and you kind of use a real kind of scruffed up bow, you can get a really dark sound.
Like, this music sounds like if you walked into a saloon, a ghost cowboy is listening to it.
Like, yeah, that's, all right, here we go.
dan friesen
It's haunted with a whiskey back.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and that violin sound, it's just, it's just like that, that fiddle.
You know, it's that primordial, this is before violins were good.
This is dark.
This is deep.
This is what's in your heart, you old man.
Like, that's, it's beautiful.
dan friesen
This instrument is bad.
jordan holmes
It is.
I love it so much.
What news?
unidentified
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's great.
dan friesen
Well, that's actually sold me.
That sounds interesting.
jordan holmes
It's really good.
I love it.
dan friesen
Nice.
Yep.
So, today, something that is also shitty.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Much like that violin is, we have an episode to go over.
Oh, shit.
And we're going to go a little bit off the beaten path, but it's also still sort of on the beaten path.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And we'll talk about that here in a second.
But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new walks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So, first, my dog Pickles for always keeping it real and helping me plop my world takeover on these early 3 a.m.
Knowledge Fight listen sessions.
Thank you so much.
You're an Iowa Policy Walk.
alex jones
I'm a Policy Wong.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, what's your take on Enya, best artist of our generation or best artist of our lifetime?
Also, I love my wife Lily and I might have pooped my pants at work.
Derek Woods, read my name, goddammit.
Thank you so much.
You're an Iowa Policy Walk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
I would never have put his full name out there, but he literally said, read my name, goddammit.
dan friesen
Yeah, I would have respected privacy, but then, hey, what are you going to do?
jordan holmes
I got yelled at it.
dan friesen
That's a demand.
Yeah.
Also, I like Enya.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
To Bill, sorry, but not sorry for the twice weekly 7 a.m. today on Knowledge Fight texts from the treadmill.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And we got a technical credit.
Thanks, Jordan.
So thank you so much to my wonderful wife, Alex.
Thanks for joining my Knowledge Fight i5 commute obsession.
Love you.
Dan, please play the little breakie drop because I think my wife will find it hilarious.
Shit.
I still don't remember which one.
I don't remember which one.
50-50 shop.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
I have risen above my enemies.
I might quit tomorrow, actually.
I'm just going to take a little break now.
A little breakie for me.
And then we're going to come back.
And I'm going to start the show over.
But I'm the devil.
I got to be taking off here.
I've been all this.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit.
Maybe today should be my last broadcast.
Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years.
Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow and you never see me again.
That's really what I want to do.
I never want to come back here again.
I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air.
I'll be better tomorrow.
dan friesen
Nope.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
You won't be.
But we won't know.
alex jones
Oh.
dan friesen
Because on our last episode, Jordan, I made a promise.
Yeah.
And by that, I mean I Stray mentioned that I might look for something fun to do today.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so I did.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I didn't want to just cover Alex's boring response and continuing hysteria around Charlie Kirk.
And so I was like, ah, let's look, see what Jim Baker's been up to.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so I found an episode where a lady escaped from hell.
alex jones
Yes.
dan friesen
And I was so close.
I was like, this could be great.
jordan holmes
Are you kidding?
dan friesen
But then I watched it, and it turns out all she did was run.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's it.
dan friesen
She found herself in hell.
There was a giant skull.
She started running.
And before she knew it, she was back in her body running.
jordan holmes
God damn it, woman.
Fucking juzh it up a little bit.
If that is true, which of course it's not.
Why even bother telling it without shitty way?
dan friesen
Well, because she was talking about how she did a lot of drugs, and maybe that is what she experienced or something.
You know, like I'll give her a pass on like seeing a skull and imagining something.
jordan holmes
The courts of heaven guy.
dan friesen
That guy commits.
jordan holmes
He's not just going to run.
He's going to build a whole backstory.
He's going to do some parkour.
The man is going to get out.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And when I have in front of me the title, I escaped from hell or whatever.
And five minutes into the episode, I'm bored by how you escape from hell.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Bad sign.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
So I kept poking around a little bit.
Just trying to find something other than Alex's show.
And I saw that Owen Troyer had re-entered the fray.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And as much as I said that I didn't want to talk about him anymore, I was drawn into watching his stream.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
There just hasn't been anyone that I can think of that's been in the situation that he's in.
Other people have left InfoWars in the past, but not tried to continue being right-wing media figures, like Jakari Jackson.
People have disappeared from InfoWars, but not on overtly hostile terms, like a Paul Joseph Watson.
Some people have left InfoWars on hostile terms and wanted to continue in right-wing media, but they were dead in the water, like David Knight.
I can't think of anyone else who has the combination of attributes that Owen currently has.
He wants to continue being a figure in this media space.
He left Infowars in an ugly public spectacle, and he isn't David Knight.
I've seen a lot of things in my time, you know, covering the InfoWar, but this is actually new, even if Owen himself isn't very compelling.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
And so a sick part of my brain needed to see where this is going, how he ends up playing this really weird hand that he's been dealt.
Like, there's an obvious way to do it, which is destroy Alex.
jordan holmes
I mean, and eat from his bones.
Here's the problem: is that I don't want to follow up with him because I strongly suspect no matter what it is he chooses to do, I will say what you should be doing is something completely different, you fucking idiot.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think that might be where you end up at the conclusion of this episode.
But on September 16th, he released a stream titled The Elephants in the Room.
And if I were guessing based on the title, I would bet that this would be about Alex going off on him and accusing him of extortion and being a demon and being a snitch.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
The proverbial elephant in the room is that he left a media job of almost a decade, and his former boss is burning him on air a ton.
unidentified
Regularly.
dan friesen
Losing his shit.
jordan holmes
Constantly.
dan friesen
And to the point where he's using the staff and Owen's old friends against him.
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
What a great divorce.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Maybe it's because Alex's coverage of the Kirk shooting was so distasteful that I wanted to put him in timeout.
Or maybe I'm a messy bitch who lives for the drama and I wanted to see Owen hit Alex back.
But for whatever reason, I checked out this stream and it wasn't quite what I expected.
But it did tell me a lot about how Owen is choosing to define himself in this new right-wing media ecosystem.
And I think it's worth reflecting on a little bit.
Even if he does still suck.
Spoiler alert, this isn't going to be like amazing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, I strongly suspect.
Here's what I'll even go so far as to guess.
I strongly suspect he has not understood what the phrase elephants in the room means, and he is not talking about the actual literal elephant in the room.
dan friesen
He's no.
I mean, like, it's infuriating.
Yeah.
But he starts off as he has in past streams with a song that he's going to get sued for playing if he tries to monetize these episodes.
owen shroyer
Ladies and gentlemen, Owen Schroyer Live, episode 116.
The elephants in the room.
The elephants in the room.
This one's going to be pretty epic.
The first brand new Limp Biscuit.
unidentified
Brand new Limp Biscuit.
owen shroyer
Still making great music.
Almost as unbelievable of everything else that we're being told to believe.
New Limp Biscuit as the audience gets live with us here.
Enjoy.
unidentified
But I can't complain.
Doing backflips on a candy cane.
dan friesen
Look, I've been on record for a long time that Limp Biscuit is not as bad as people want them to be.
Fred Durst was a little embarrassing, and a lot of their humor doesn't stand the test of time.
But I will argue that they are a better band than the punchline that most people remember them to be.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
I think Owen's being sincere here, though.
I think he does like Limp Biscuit.
jordan holmes
I agree 100%.
dan friesen
It's a strange thing, though, because Limp Biscuit's been pretty clear that they don't like people like him.
New Metal has an aesthetic that's very right-wing coded, mostly because of the right-wing figures in the media.
They like to pretend that they have a monopoly over things like masculinity, aggression, poverty, and being white.
Underneath a lot of those surface-level things, a lot of the time, these figures are more progressive than they appear to be.
For instance, after the 2016 RNC, Limp Biscuits guitarist Wes Borland came out and directly told Trump fans to go fuck themselves and stop following him.
Owen plays Limp Biscuit's new song, which is called Making Love to Morgan Wallen, a title he strangely never says.
Weird that he doesn't bring it up.
jordan holmes
Weird.
dan friesen
The first line of that song is Damn, I miss you, Chester, which is a reference to Lincoln Park's lead singer Chester Bennington, who died of suicide in 2017.
I love Lincoln Park's first few albums.
And if you could listen to their music and ever think that they would like Owen Schroyer, you're insane.
If you can't pick up on the subtext of their songs, Chester did tweet in 2015, quote, Donald Trump is a greater threat to the United States than terrorism.
This is a remarkable song choice for Owen because it reveals how shallow his analysis of everything around him is.
He sees Fred Durst and assumes he's just a cool racist like Kid Rock, but he's the guy who directed the rearranged music video.
Owen is one of the people watching Limp Biscuit get drowned in milk, and he doesn't even realize it.
He's metaphorically the people that they want to break their face.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
Owen could not, the moment he said it's new Limp Biscuit, he could not more be the guy he is.
That is exactly what he should say.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like Fred Durst's done interviews about how, like, man, all the people that I would have hated are now dressed up like me at my concert.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And how surreal that is.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's Owen.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I can't.
What is it?
What was it?
The throbbing gristle who deliberately dressed like Nazis is like the inverse of that.
Like people, if you do stuff like that, then they start dressing like you.
So they dress like Nazis in order.
It was very strange.
It didn't make a lot of sense.
dan friesen
I feel like, no, I don't want to get into Ramstein again.
But didn't they?
They had some weird sort of aesthetics, but that might have just been like darker.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think that was more like they were doing a thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I also was thinking about this.
Like, Fred Durst was doing the red cap before Trump.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
He's got to feel pissed off about that.
He's lost a lot of money to the Trump caps.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and yet somehow he still kept rolling, rolling, rolling.
unidentified
Yep.
Yep.
dan friesen
I made that joke on the last episode.
jordan holmes
I know.
We're going to keep doing it forever.
dan friesen
We stole it.
So he comes back from the Limp Biscuit, and there's big news at the Owen stream.
unidentified
All right.
owen shroyer
Brand new limp biscuit tonight.
How about that?
I hadn't heard that either.
We're both hearing it together for the first time.
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
Owen Schroyer Live, episode 116, The Elephants in the Room coming to you, as always, through the Owen.gold microphone to become a member of the club at Owen.gold, the only membership that pays you back in gold.
unidentified
All right.
owen shroyer
We're going to address the elephants in the room tonight.
dan friesen
So it looks like Owen's plan to get sponsors for all the little aspects of his show is well underway with his microphone having its own sponsor.
Owen.gold is bringing you this microphone, which is incidentally the same microphone that he was using last time.
jordan holmes
Isn't that crazy?
dan friesen
Owen.gold takes you to a webpage for a company called Wolfpack.gold, which is unsurprisingly a gold sales operation.
Wolfpack Gold is an online precious metals and Bitcoin shop, which is owned by another company called Wise Wolf, which is a precious metals physical store with locations in Branson, Missouri, and Denison, Texas.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I think that gold companies are kind of inherently sketchy, but when they have multiple similar aliases, that should be a big red flag.
So Wolfpack.gold offers nine levels of membership.
jordan holmes
Already out.
dan friesen
Ranging from the lowly $35 a month Wolf Cub all the way up to Zen Wolf.
jordan holmes
$35 a month for what?
unidentified
Gold.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
You know how much Zen Wolf is?
They don't tell you.
jordan holmes
$1,200.
dan friesen
It's starting at $2,000.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here.
You guys are thieves.
dan friesen
That's the floor.
jordan holmes
My God.
dan friesen
So each membership level has a different rarity of coins or medals that you get sent each month, which is almost like printing money.
As long as you never give members more value than the membership costs, it's a perfect way to make a scammy business even shadier.
jordan holmes
That's the scammiest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
You give us an actual value, and we will give you a possible value.
Now, if you understand capitalism, guess where we make money?
dan friesen
In that possibility.
jordan holmes
In that possible range.
dan friesen
Yeah, because if you're, you know, you're paying 10 bucks for something, you give the, you get 35 from somebody for, you're making 25.
jordan holmes
How do you not?
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
How do you not understand that that is a scam immediately?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's so perfect.
What an asshole.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
So the privacy notice on Wolfpack.gold's website informs people who go to it that the company is run by an entity called Wise Wolf Digital Strategies LLC, aka Wise Wolf Bitcoin.
This is an operation run by a guy named Tony Arterburn Jr., a longtime cryptocurrency promoter who's from Rockwall, Texas, the same Dallas suburb where Alex grew up.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Tony Arterburn Sr.'s name appears on a ton of filing documents with the Secretary of State of Texas for what appear to be gas stations and check cashing places, whereas most of Junior's businesses appear to be like in the crypto field.
jordan holmes
This is a fucking family business.
It's so stealing money from regular people.
dan friesen
I think it goes deeper than this, but I just couldn't quite pull the thread.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You think they're full-on mobbed up kind of level?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't think so.
But I think there's a weird family thing going on.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I couldn't figure out the relationship, but I think that they're related to Stephen Arterburn, who's the founder of New Life Ministries, one of the most profitable Christian organizations in the world.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They have the same last name, and Stephen's from Ranger, Texas, which is also just outside Dallas, which makes me think that they're probably related.
charlie kirk
Could be.
dan friesen
But I'm not totally sure.
I couldn't get to the bottom of this.
Stephen wrote a book.
Tony Sr., I think would be the age to be Stephen's brother.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And he wrote a book about how his brother died of AIDS in 1988.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he has another brother, but I can't find his name.
jordan holmes
Right.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
And everything, all the interviews, the only information I could find about the third Arbiter.
Arter Burn brother is that he was also gay.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so that makes me think that it's not Tony Jr.
charlie kirk
But it's possible.
unidentified
I don't know.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
No, anything is possible.
dan friesen
Anyway, Arby Archer Burns.
It's too uncommon of a name, I think.
jordan holmes
I mean, of all the things to share and then to also be scammers, it feels like genetically, there's some sort of connection there.
dan friesen
So either Owen's microphone sponsor is part of one of the most influential Christian families in the country, or he's a crypto enthusiast who has the same last name.
Either way, bad investment, but perfect scam.
10 out of 10.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just amazing.
It really is amazing that you can do it.
Just, you know, I feel like at a certain point, we were making movies about con people that took pride in their work.
You know, like, not this is this is just like trap fishing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's all this is.
This is just putting a line out and waiting until you've got fish.
dan friesen
It's a smash and grab.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This is this is not the cultivating a long-term relationship only to pull the rug at the very final second.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you know, there's a there's a Buck 65, he's a Canadian rapper, a song called Craftsmanship, where he's just talking about the process of shining a shoe.
You know, you know, they don't do it like they used to.
jordan holmes
You got to take pride in your work, no matter what that work may be.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's selling gold.
You got to do better than that.
Yeah, but it's such an interesting thing where it's like, okay, he's learned from Alex.
Like, this is him mirroring Alex's behavior.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But also doing a version of it that is so transparently a scam that like, I feel like Alex wouldn't do this.
I mean, maybe earlier on.
jordan holmes
At the very least, he would be less like a straight-up radio man about it.
You know, Alex would try and find a way to put it into a different context of like, here's a thing that is happening.
This is also my sponsor, as opposed to, I'm talking into this microphone sponsored by scams.
dan friesen
Yeah, he would desperately try to make sure you knew it was in your best interest.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Whereas someone's like, the Google membership that pays you back in gold.
Fuck off.
jordan holmes
Oh, it sounds too good to be true.
dan friesen
I just can't.
I'm proud of him.
So the elephants are in the room.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I was like, what fucking elephants?
Are you going to get into this?
Are you going to talk shit on Alex or what?
Right.
Step up.
Instead, he starts talking about Charlie Kirk and how he's dead.
owen shroyer
You know, this story has obviously gone in many different directions.
It's captivated the political world for obvious reasons.
And I think now it's going to force this entire movement to confront the elephants in the room.
And that's what we're going to talk about tonight.
We're going to talk about the elephants in the room because what I see coming is let's call it a come to Jesus moment.
No pun intended.
But is there a pun we're staring down?
dan friesen
So in case you're curious, the elephants in the room are like Jewish people and they're being a Zionist-occupied government.
jordan holmes
Of course it is.
dan friesen
Owen's going to try to play semantic games and pretend that he's criticizing the Israeli government or Zionism, but there's a reason that he feels the need to call out the come to Jesus pun aspect of this because it's about Jews.
jordan holmes
Okay, so now I get where it's a pun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right, right.
I should have assumed that that's an anti-Semitic pun.
See, I didn't get that.
dan friesen
That's the elephant in the room.
jordan holmes
That's what I didn't, I didn't know that you could just do like loose anti-Semitic puns from a distance.
dan friesen
You can.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
You're Owen when you got a gold.
jordan holmes
When you got that gold.
dan friesen
So I think that Owen has an interesting level of insight into the community that he's a part of.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Although I don't think he's processing it well.
owen shroyer
Everything we're going through here, everything we've been through together, all the moments that have led to this, all seem to be building up to where we're about to be.
And this moment that we're about to have, all of us together, is going to be the big come to Jesus moment.
And I think everything after that tells us where we're really at.
And sometimes, you know, maybe you feel this way about this one story or that one story or one person does or a couple.
This one, everybody seems to be kind of on the same frequency, on the same vibe.
Now, things might be going different directions, but everybody kind of feels this.
Everybody kind of feels that we're about to have this moment together.
And it's going to be the most telling moment of where we're really at politically and where we're really at with this Trump administration.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
owen shroyer
That moment is now directly in front of us.
And the Kirk assassination has forced us now all into the room together.
And there are elephants in the room.
There are elephants in the room, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
Baba Bar, king of the elephants, right over there.
So Owen, I think, is more or less right about what he's describing here.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
The MAGA movement has to decide whether it's the Fourth Reich or not.
And pretty much everyone in his media space gets that they've fucked up the game and they're going to be forced to show their cards.
On a basic level, the patriot nationalist movement that Owen is describing, it's a mutation that grew out of two ideologies.
One, the South should have won the Civil War.
And two, communism is the greatest evil in the world.
The natural combination of these two strains gets found in the belief that the civil rights movement was a secret communist plot to overthrow Christianity.
And when these come together, good things happen.
Peanut butter and chocolate comes together.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Their worldview is based on being mad when society comes together to agree to stop beating up particular groups of people for being different, which is why their big tent includes so many racists and Nazis.
Whether or not they agree on everything, they have basic causes in common, like maintaining what they believe is the natural social hierarchy.
At a certain point, it became poor form to express their views publicly because they sucked.
And the basic point that they were trying to make was something that our culture had already rejected.
They couldn't push their ideas about racial supremacy without risking being beaten up or ostracized from polite society, so they adapted.
They used codes that allowed them to communicate their bigot ideas while appearing to be saying something more socially acceptable so they could have their cake and eat it too.
They didn't realize that they were sitting in a boat on a calm lake where they got to signal to racists and energize their audience with direct appeals to racist shit while pretending that they were talking about politics because that lake was artificially propped up by the dam that is political correctness.
In their zeal to tear down all the annoying aspects of PC culture, they didn't realize that if everyone can just speak freely, then no one will buy their half-assed racism anymore.
In the past, it was completely possible to think that someone like Alex was secretly talking about the Jews when he said globalists, but he knew that if he spoke freely, he'd be taken off air.
But now, it's pretty clear you can say whatever the fuck you want, and no one's going to stop you.
If you insult Trump in a way that pisses him off personally, you might be in trouble.
But no one can possibly believe that anyone is holding their tongue out of fear of being called a racist anymore.
Like, that's insane.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that environment requires facing some elephants in the room.
The time is fast approaching when these guys are going to have to put up or shut up.
And I think Owen realizes that.
And if he reads the comments on his videos, then he also realizes that when that moment of truth comes, he's going to have to go Nazi to keep an audience.
Like, there's not enough people who are wanting the code.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, that's what I don't understand.
I understand why he's doing this because this is the classic mistake that people like him make every single time.
Okay, I just fucked up and lost this thing.
I'll just go recreate the same thing somewhere else.
Nobody wants that.
Nobody wanted it at the thing that you were at, but you were propped up by that thing by Alex.
Yeah.
Right.
But now you're actually free.
Part of the reason that you were mad at the old place was because you weren't allowed to do or say that.
You know, don't do this shit.
Do something different.
unidentified
Evolve.
jordan holmes
Change.
Grow.
But I mean, if you're a Nazi, you can't really do that.
dan friesen
Not really.
Everything's backward facing.
unidentified
It is.
dan friesen
Everything is trying to claw back things that you perceive as losses of your power.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so there is no real experimental growing.
That's why his show would be called the Owen Report.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And you have a roast segment sponsored by a coffee brand.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Like, he's not creative.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, the entire philosophy is based on what is mine, I shouldn't have to go get because it's already supposed to be mine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right.
So, yeah.
dan friesen
And I think that there's this really bizarre tone that he strikes, which is like, I think he reads this correctly in terms of like his media space, their game, like there's a hole in the boat.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's sinking.
charlie kirk
Right, right.
dan friesen
We need to do something.
Yeah.
And I think that he's misdiagnosed this as like, I can just use a little bit further code.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't have to go all the way.
Right.
I can just be a little bit edgier.
jordan holmes
I'll be like the reverse Lincoln project.
I'll be like the conservatives who are like a little bit liberal, so they get a free pass, I guess.
I have no idea.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think he wants that and doesn't realize that like, no, no, no, the point of the hole in the boat is that like you don't have supplies to patch it up.
It's not going to work.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he has the he has the like survival instinct of working at InfoWars for a long time, but he doesn't have the ability to think through what is actually happening.
He just knows like there's a tingle on the back of my neck.
Something's up.
That kind of thing.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And there's almost like an analytical ability, but then a complete absence of any like wherewithal.
Like Alex had always been the locomotive, the engine.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
And Alex, because Alex was never a true believer, was always able to, you know, like, eh, maybe I'm not supposed to do this, but here's where I go, and now I'm making a lot of money.
dan friesen
Let's get back to those true believer ideas a little bit later in this episode.
So there's elephants in the room.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Pack of derms.
Okay.
And Owen starts to talk about some of these elephants.
owen shroyer
And now, because of the Kirk assassination, we're all put into the room together and we have to confront these elephants.
So how can they be ignored?
They can't anymore.
The elephants in the room.
You've got the Iran-Israel war, the Iran strikes.
You've got the continued war in the Middle East.
And you've got Israel bombing at least seven countries this year alone.
I think it might have just gone up to eight, actually.
You've got the Ukraine-Russia war continuing.
And you've got the United States still involved in every single one of these things.
Every single one of these things the United States of America is still involved in.
And this is not what we voted for.
This is not what we want.
dan friesen
Owen is making it seem like the elephant in the room is that the GOP is eager for war, which is a fair point, I guess.
It's absolutely what they voted for, though.
Like, these dipshits wanted him to take over Canada and the moon.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's not an elephant in the room.
Tons of people are criticizing the Trump administration for being too hawkish.
And even in right-wing media circles, that's not an edgy position.
This isn't the point that Owen is making.
This is preamble.
Yeah.
This is laying track for what the elephant is.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
The specific regions that we're talking about.
Why is America in those specific areas?
Probably from somebody else's influence and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And if those somebody else's happen to have two-way citizenship, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
dan friesen
And if we start to name more elephants, maybe patterns emerge.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
owen shroyer
So the continued war, the continued funding of war, this is an elephant in the room.
This is an elephant in the room.
You've got the MAGA movement, the MAGA culture, the MAGA media, the MAGA politics.
It has now been co-opted by Never Trumpers and Israeli loyalists.
That's a fact.
A victim of an anti-Semitic speech gets more direct access and Hart felt welcoming to the White House than a Purple Heart veteran that was persecuted for January 6th and spent years in jail.
That's a fact.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, you dumb shits tried to overthrow the country for the guy.
Like, why would he want to hang out with you?
jordan holmes
Do you think that if you fight a war, then you get one get out of jail free card?
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Is that how it works?
dan friesen
Sure.
Unless you're a Dem.
jordan holmes
I mean, is that, should that be how it works?
Like, if you fight, if you fight a, if you get a purple heart, you can commit one overthrowing a government.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
You don't think so?
dan friesen
It can't be one-to-one.
jordan holmes
I believe he's advocating for some level of that.
dan friesen
It's a weird system that he wants to have like credits.
jordan holmes
It would be credits.
It would be a credit system for overthrowing governments.
dan friesen
So as Owen goes through the elephants that he sees in the room, you start to see a little bit of a thread emerge.
He's just saying that Israel runs our government, which is the same thing that the extreme right wing has been saying the whole time he's been alive.
When he was just a baby, the Aryan nations people were yelling about a zog, and Alex was running around suggesting they say globalists and making a buck off it.
He's trying to be both.
jordan holmes
Yeah, motherfuckers, I was reading that Nick Fuentes New York Times piece, and you know what I was thinking?
David Duke was in the New York Times first.
We've been doing this for a long time.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's nothing really new about the attempt that Owen is clearly like the line he's trying to walk.
Yeah.
And it's just, I don't know, it's uninspiring.
But there's more elephants.
jordan holmes
I mean, really, the ironic part of this, of course, is that because Owen is Owen, there are really only two elephants in the room, Epstein and Alex.
And he's probably not going to talk about either of them, is he?
dan friesen
Well, actually, you know what?
I mean, like, I think that his, it's not in-depth talk about Epstein, but he is very clear that, like, Trump fucked us on that.
Yep.
And so, like, that's not even a question.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's pretty clear about that.
Like, I think he even says, like, Trump broke up with us over that.
So we're done.
jordan holmes
Good.
Good for him.
dan friesen
So, like, I'm not, I'm not forcing him to wear Trump forever in the future.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
But he can't undo everything he's done up till this point.
jordan holmes
That is kind of the idea.
dan friesen
But these elephants.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Elon, kind of an elephant.
Okay.
Elephant adjacent.
jordan holmes
Okay.
owen shroyer
You've got the fallout with Elon Musk and Doge.
Where's that going?
Throw in the audit of the gold at Fort Knox if you want.
What happened to Doge?
What happened with Elon Musk?
What happened there?
That's an elephant in the room.
And when you've got Netanyahu's campaign manager, Susie Wiles, now running the White House, all of these things tie together.
That's an elephant in the room.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Susie Wiles is one of Nick Fuentes' popularized her as a target of why there's infiltration in the White House.
She's the chief of staff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so, you know, he's just coasting on that kind of momentum of blaming her for why the deep state is there.
Wild.
And so, I mean, it's just, you know, more of the same.
jordan holmes
Like, pathologically incapable of taking responsibility for their actions or beliefs or anything.
Isn't that it's wild how stridently they are unwilling to take responsibility for the things they shout about all day every day.
dan friesen
Or reflect.
jordan holmes
Why would you?
That is how you get killed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But it's so weird because there is like the tiniest little bit of reflection.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And like Owen is manifesting that the elementary school version of reflection where he's like, wait, wait, wait.
There's no arrests happening.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
I thought we were playing a game, guys.
owen shroyer
Where are the deep state arrests?
Where are the deep state arrests?
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
jordan holmes
I can't see you.
dan friesen
You're talking to me?
owen shroyer
I thought we were all in agreement here.
I thought we were all in agreement that the 2020 election was stolen.
I thought we were all in agreement that COVID was a weapon.
I thought we were all in agreement that January 6th was a setup.
I thought we were all in agreement that the Russian collusion hoax was a crime against this country.
I thought we were all in agreement that the Obama administration illegally spied on Trump and other Americans.
I thought we were all in agreement here.
I thought we were all in agreement that the Biden administration just allowed, facilitated, funded, led the way for an invasion of our country.
The biggest land invasion in the history of the world.
A permanent damage done to our country.
I thought we were all in agreement that that happened.
dan friesen
You can't convince me that Owen worked at Infowars for almost a decade and thought they were taking this stuff seriously.
Sure, they all say they believe that dumb shit, but unless it's important to what's going on today, who cares?
Biden did a land invasion of the United States, but the anti-trans hysteria is what's getting the audience excited right now.
So that's when Alex's coverage is going to be.
Owen is stupid, but I find it really hard to believe he could be this stupid.
If he is, that's dangerous levels of dumb.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think he can be.
I think if you are in the same way that if Alex has been enabled so completely in such a way that you can see him behaving like this and will never stop behaving like this, I think Owen has been enabled insofar as nobody's challenged him on how stupid he is.
Why would you?
dan friesen
Yeah, no, I mean, that's fair.
It's been a long time since there has been like a grindstone to sharpen anything.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
But like, here's how I would put it.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
If he's that dumb, he thinks that that gold is a good deal.
Like, that's how dumb he has to be.
jordan holmes
Listen, I am not ruling out the possibility that he does think that that gold is a good deal.
dan friesen
Man, that's bleak.
jordan holmes
Listen, I don't have any respect for Alex Drive.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's hard for me to pretend I do either.
But like, he's talking about this, like, I thought we were all serious.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm hearing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And it sounds genuine.
dan friesen
It sounds at least like the performance of Genuine.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
It's hard to tell exactly.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
But one way or another, he's going to learn the hard way that there's a reason that Alex does what he does.
Actually, there's two reasons.
One is that it's necessary in order to keep the show exciting and feel like the end of the world is constantly happening, which is the only way to push sales.
Alex's show was the profit driver of Infowars because he didn't let yesterday's land invasion get in the way of today's panic.
The second thing is that if Owen tries to impose continuity on his narratives, everything is going to fall apart.
Nothing in this world makes any sense if the past exists.
And if you try to make the past mean anything, it means that you have to learn in the future.
Whatever amazing revelation you had today has to be part of your knowledge base tomorrow.
So you have to build from there.
And that's fucking impossible if you're trying to play these dumb games.
Alex's strategy, which Owen is insulting, is the perfect fix for both of these problems with sensationalist bullshit propaganda.
And Owen's going to find out that without it, his show is going to be boring and unprofitable.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just, it's like doing something without spice.
jordan holmes
No, it sounds like he's actually like, you know what?
I think people want a dry new show.
dan friesen
Like from I'm America's anchor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, like he just, I don't think he understands the space.
I think he's been given.
dan friesen
But that's the problem.
He's showing insight.
jordan holmes
Right.
But I mean, but that's the thing.
He understands.
It is like an AR game, right?
Like overlaid on top of reality is all of his bullshit on top of all of the total bullshit from the right wing that he's supposed to believe, on top of all of this stuff.
But once you strip away the layers and all that stuff, he's got nothing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, that may be.
I wonder how long it'll take, like for it to become clear that this is not a market that has a lot of interest.
And you're going to just constantly be losing people out of boredom.
jordan holmes
I wonder if he's going to be able to, or I wonder if he's going to try and adapt in a terrible way.
Like the news radio episode, Real Deal with Bill McNeil, right?
Where they're just going around like Chuck D and we can't do anything.
So let's get, let's just edit Seinfeld together and make it sound, you know, just let's make up anything to be sensational.
Because if we do what we say we want to do, it's going to be a failure.
dan friesen
I think it will be a strategy that's considered.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It has to be.
dan friesen
So there's a free speech crackdown going on.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That's another elephant, baby.
owen shroyer
You got now the crackdown on free speech intensified with some of the latest things that Pam Bondi has said.
We're going to have that clip for you.
The crackdown on free speech now from this administration?
That's an elephant in the room.
And then the Epstein Files cover-up, which continues, by the way, continues to this day.
In fact, happened last week, happened again this week, probably going to happen again tomorrow.
The continuation of the Epstein Files cover-up.
Now, I won't even get into that because that's its own story with new developments that doesn't make any sense.
dan friesen
You covering it up?
owen shroyer
It makes perfect sense.
The Epstein Files cover-up is an elephant in the room.
All these elephants have been in the room, but we've never really been forced into the same room together yet.
Everybody's kind of been off doing their own thing.
Some people in the honeymoon phase.
Some people growing a little sour, a little bitter.
Some people turning completely.
Some people kind of floating around, grifting off what remains of MAGA.
Some people trying to co-opt it or bring it back together.
Some people focusing on midterms.
So we've all just kind of been, yeah, okay, we won.
Now we're kind of all doing our own little things and sometimes converging, but, you know, kind of everybody spread across the map.
But now, after the Charlie Kirk assassination, we're all in the room together.
Here we all are here.
By the way, you know, just like a funeral, which is coming up.
dan friesen
I think it's a little passive-aggressive.
Maybe.
But in order for me to make the point that I want to make about these elephants and what he's talking about, I need to jump ahead a little bit later in the show to when Owen actually plays this clip of Pam Bondi.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And we get his response to it.
unidentified
All right.
owen shroyer
You're supposed to be draining the swamp, arresting the deep state criminals.
Instead, you're pushing to criminalize speech.
pam bondi
Targeting anyone with hate speech, anything.
And that's across the aisle.
I mean, look what happened.
Think about Josh Shapiro.
What happened to Governor Shapiro?
I talked to Josh multiple times.
Democrat governor, Jewish, they firebombed his house while his wife and children were sleeping upstairs.
It's a miracle.
Nothing worse happened.
It's a miracle that nothing happened to Josh and he and his family are safe.
They're traumatized, but that's what's happened in this world.
And we are going to fight every step of the way to show that you will face the most severe consequences if you come after someone and you target someone for their political views or for any reason at all.
unidentified
Wait.
owen shroyer
We will come after you free speech.
And of course, what is it all about?
Oh, it's all about anti-Semitism, of course.
We're sick of it, man.
We're sick of it.
dan friesen
Sick of it, man.
jordan holmes
I mean, I assume that that wrecked, burning ash of a building is pretty sick of it, too.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's not sick of people being anti-Semitic.
He's sick of people complaining about things that are anti-Semitic.
jordan holmes
Isn't that funny?
dan friesen
It is weird.
So the reason this is particularly important is because it helps make clear that what connects these elephants he's complaining about is that they remind him of Jewish people he doesn't like.
Not that they're connected to a criticism of Israel.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
The cover-up of the Epstein stuff could just be like Mossad and Israeli intelligence, but this complaint about Bondi has nothing to do with Israel.
In theory, it's about Trump's attorney general using an anti-Semitic firebombing to encroach on free speech, which he should be against.
Right.
But not this way.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, his problem should be different.
He doesn't seem to understand how he's supposed to play the ball.
owen shroyer
Right.
dan friesen
He's throwing to third when the play is at first.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I say this with no love or respect, but Owen's not slick enough to pull this kind of shit off.
He just looks dumb.
jordan holmes
And I. It's like, it's like he just doesn't understand that there's one pathway available to him.
And it goes in both directions.
That's the thing about the path he's on.
It can go in both directions.
He could firebomb everything, including the right-wing media, do all of that shit.
dan friesen
Jonathan Schroyer.
jordan holmes
Go fucking hard and then burn all the bridges, get rid of all the secrets, and then maybe people will see you in a completely different light, right?
Or go the opposite direction.
Go hard, burn everything with Alex and InfoWars to the point of like, somehow you're the top dog.
dan friesen
Talk so much shit that he wants to sue you for your speech.
jordan holmes
Force him to take you to court.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then he's the guy who's supposed to be the guy, right?
dan friesen
And simultaneously, see if you can outdo Fuentes.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Try and just make yourself the hardest thing there and have the little feather in your cap of like, fuck you, Alex.
jordan holmes
Right.
In both cases, your only option if you're Owen is to be so strong.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So fucking hard in either direction that nobody can fuck with you.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you can't do that with passive aggression.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
It's just, it's gonna...
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So Charlie Kirk got assassinated.
And this is the biggest elephant in the room.
owen shroyer
Right.
dan friesen
And it's because it brings all the elephants to the room.
Because big elephants attract elephants.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or something.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Anyway, this funeral is going to be fucking full of elephants.
owen shroyer
So here we are all in the room together.
jordan holmes
All these elephants.
owen shroyer
Funeral is coming up now.
Now, what's strange is they announced this and they made an ex-post.
Turning point USA made an ex-post tonight.
This story came out on the 13th, public memorial for Charlie Kirk to be held at State Farm Stadium.
And then they announced tonight, Turning Point USA announced that Trump would be speaking and Vance would be speaking and Erica Kirk would be speaking and then a ton of other huge names speaking.
And then they actually erased the post.
They erased the flyer.
I don't know what that's about.
That just happened right before I went live.
But so now we're all going to be in the same room for Kirk's memorial service.
And now the biggest elephant in the room will be with us with all the other elephants, which is the Kirk assassination strangeness of the whole thing.
And dare I even say cover-up.
Boo.
That's now the biggest elephant in the room.
And we've already got a lot of elephants in the room, folks.
And now the biggest one just came in, and now we're all about to be in the room together.
dan friesen
Too many elephants.
jordan holmes
That's just not enough space.
dan friesen
So Owen's trying to not so subtly suggest that Israel killed Charlie Kirk.
All of these other elephants in the room are direct complaints about either Jewish people or Israel controlling the government.
And then the last one is Charlie getting killed, and it looks fishy to Owen.
If he's trying to say anything other than Israel did it, he doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it would just be poor writing in every possible way.
dan friesen
And it's so clear that there's a preparation to this because he keeps saying, that's an elephant.
jordan holmes
We are directly to a point.
This is going somewhere on purpose.
So if you are at the end going somewhere else, you have failed.
dan friesen
He gave the episode a title in advance.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
But I think that he's right about this funeral idea and how they're stuck in the room with each other because of Kirk's death.
Sure.
Charlie Kirk was so successful that both sides of the far right want to own him and claim him as theirs.
The racist Nazi types hated that he supported Israel, but loved how he would talk about how whites were superior to other races.
The more mainstream right wing, they're currently trying to sand down some of these racist edges, but even with all that, they love how he carried himself like a polite young man in a suit and he pretended to be college-aged, so their views didn't look so archaic.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
He was great.
He was a child.
dan friesen
Love that little boy.
But both sides, they want to own his legacy and they don't want to share.
In life, Charlie was pretty successful at blurring the lines between these two factions.
So there's a small irony that his death threatens to make a bunch of stuff that they disagree on way too explicit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that I think is what Owen's talking about.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's like the funeral is going to force us to be around each other and we hate each other.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
In essence, we have, he's correctly described all the different ways people are trying to strip mine Charlie Kirk.
Everybody is doing their own version of this thing, but by doing so, they have once again removed all Charlie Kirkness.
So in this memorial service that they're supposed to be Charlie Kirking about, they all have to confront the fact that they've made up their own Charlie Kirks to bring with them to the funeral.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like a Superman comic.
dan friesen
And they desperately need Trump to validate their version of Charlie.
Or else they have to be like, fucking hell.
He's not on my side.
jordan holmes
It would be more interesting if this was done in a reality show like The Apprentice, where they've got eight different Charlie Kirk ghosts and Trump has to choose which one everybody's going to go with.
At least then everybody would have a concept to go with instead of having to try and advocate for their own and then sound like lunatics.
dan friesen
Get fired.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Is that a good impression?
jordan holmes
That was a good dead Charlie Kirk impression.
dan friesen
Don't talk to me like that.
That's my own.
jordan holmes
That's your own.
dan friesen
Don't talk to me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
That's what he said.
jordan holmes
Don't look at me like that.
dan friesen
So the memorial service itself is really a catch-22 kind of situation for Trump.
There's no win in this.
pam bondi
Yeah.
owen shroyer
The Kirk Memorial is September 23rd.
We're all going to be in the room together.
And this is going to be an interesting moment.
This is a very confronting moment for everybody.
And quite frankly, you know, I don't even know because I try to look at all the different angles and I try to take all the different perspectives.
I don't even know what you do at this point if you're Trump, honestly, because it's like if you don't show up, you look bad.
But if you do show up and talk to people and don't address the elephants in the room, you also look bad.
So I don't even know what you do in this moment, but you let the elephants in the room.
And so now here we are.
So it's unfortunate, but it's true that now this memorial for Charlie Kirk.
And look, what we hope is the most important thing is that somehow his family, his friends, the Turning Point USA family, you know, the people that are suffering from this, his loved ones, the people that are actually suffering from this loss, that saw Charlie every day, his children.
You know, the most important thing is for them to somehow get closure or have some sort of a moment in that moment where people are respecting Charlie and everybody there together.
We're raising Charlie up and we're raising the family up and we're showing them how much Charlie meant to everybody and how much we love them and we're with them.
And so you really, that's what this is all about.
But now it's a political event.
dan friesen
So this is what you can count on America's Anchorman for.
Keeping it classy.
You know, remembering the family, you know, focusing on what it's about.
It definitely doesn't seem on the top of his mind because this is like 20 minutes into his show, but it seems like he thinks he cares.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I've got a really elegant solution for Owen's dumb dilemma that he finds himself in.
Don't elect a president who feels the need to make appearances at big media events like a spectacle memorial service for a podcaster.
His people could just say Trump wishes he could come, but there's important president stuff he needs to do.
But no one would believe that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because there's nothing he needs to do.
dan friesen
No, he's always out golfing and shit.
It would be disrespectful.
jordan holmes
I mean, here's the thing that I love about these people and that they'll never understand, or maybe that they do understand, but they have to dedicate so much brain space to denying.
But if you ask the question, what would Trump even do?
Whatever the fuck he wants.
You guys are dogs.
If you bark, it doesn't matter.
You'll heal when he calls.
Shut up.
Shut up, you whiny little babies.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Owen's barking a little differently, but it's not.
jordan holmes
Don't care.
Do not care.
dan friesen
So, yeah, I mean, Trump is kind of screwed because everyone knows that he loves attention and would always go to something like this.
So if he doesn't go, then it's a middle finger to the Kirk people turning point.
Below to people who very rightfully can claim that they really helped him get elected.
Yeah.
But then if he goes and he doesn't like fucking tear down these mainstream right-wing people and these fucking cowards, then the bigot side of the family is going to be pissed off.
It's going to be a bad barbecue.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Owen has accurately assessed a problem with the media ecosystem, which is basically that their code doesn't work anymore.
But what he doesn't seem to understand is that he's lost.
Turning point put out a list of confirmed speakers for this memorial, and it's a ton of Trump cabinet members, Trump's son, and Tucker.
Susie Wiles is giving a speech, and Owen just called her an elephant in the room.
So like, I think he should recognize that he's not invited and she's a headline speaker.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're recording this before the memorial, but I'm going to place a long shot bet that Tucker says something really weird.
I feel like people keep forgetting how insane he is.
jordan holmes
Is that a long shot bet?
dan friesen
No, because I'm talking real weird.
jordan holmes
You think real weird.
You think, are we going with afterlife?
dan friesen
Daddy's spanking you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That kind of weird.
jordan holmes
Are we talking like afterlife?
He's with us right now and he's giving us some sort of weird handjob kind of thing.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no.
Ooh, man, I'd love it.
I would love it if he started speaking as Charlie.
jordan holmes
You do not need to do a voice.
dan friesen
Like, I sincerely believe that people just remember him being on TV TV and they forget if he gets a hot mic in front of him, he's going to say something fucked up.
jordan holmes
He's gone off the deep end because he can't.
dan friesen
He's so rich that he doesn't have to respect Kayfabe.
And it does not matter to him.
charlie kirk
Nope.
dan friesen
So I think he's still a manipulative liar.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And he's still in this right-wing game.
And he's still trying to sell his anti-woke chewing tobacco or whatever.
But he's a thoroughbred weirdo.
charlie kirk
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, there's something about him that's like, there's a, it's like an old person just like in their underwear walking around the house.
jordan holmes
I think he's in the, I think he's in the late stage Roger Stone version of whatever he was.
You know, like he's been rat fucking for his entire life.
Now he's he's in a retired rat fuck mode.
Like, I don't give a shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Who do you have to impress?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're so rich.
You live out in the middle of nowhere or whatever the fuck.
You do your dumb show, interview tyrants.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And then like, who do you have a responsibility to?
Alex is supposed to be your friend.
Right.
He's calling you a CIA agent on his show.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And like, fuck, burn all these people.
jordan holmes
Who cares?
The only person that you genuinely have to be afraid of is Putin.
And you'd like that guy.
dan friesen
Well, and you're fan Trump, probably.
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
It's best to keep him mollified.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Like Saddam.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, Putin probably would kill him if it came to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Owen starts talking a little bit about the assassination itself.
Sure.
And, man, he has got some theories.
Oh.
This next clip, he gives us what is the best case scenario.
jordan holmes
Best case scenario.
dan friesen
Okay.
owen shroyer
Now, I'll just say this quickly, and then we'll get into the actual content.
This is where I'm at as far as the spectrum of possibility.
This is where I'm at a week after the Charlie Kirk assassination.
The spectrum of possibility here.
I would say the best case scenario we have is that the FBI botched this job so bad.
The FBI leadership, local leadership, just the whole, the whole thing, law enforcement, they botched this thing so badly.
And it is such an embarrassment how badly they botched this deal that they're just coming out here and trying to package it and wrap it and deliver it to you and say, just here it is.
Just take it and go.
Here it is.
Just take it and go.
Here's the text messages.
Yeah, they just conveniently perfectly tie up a lot of our loose ends here.
Come on, just take it.
The security footage, the footage behind Charlie Kirk, all these other weirdness, these things going on, these other questions.
No, no, no.
Just take this.
Please, would you just take this?
Would you just take this, please?
dan friesen
That's the best case scenario.
Like, I don't think Owen has fully thought this through.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If this is what the FBI is doing, then it stands to reason that the texts and the evidence against the shooter aren't real.
Otherwise, they would be explaining a killer's actions, not begging the public to accept a version of the story to distract from how badly they fucked the case up.
Right.
I don't think this is a best case scenario.
Like, I can think of about 20 scenarios that are better for Owen if he just is allowed to make up whatever he wants.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, isn't a left-wing shooter isn't that?
jordan holmes
I thought that was that fine.
Yeah.
Isn't the official story exactly what you want?
So you're allowed to unleash your horrifying belief system onto whomever is in your way.
dan friesen
That seems like a better scenario for Owen than the FBI is just lying about everything.
unidentified
They got the right guy, but they're making up a story.
jordan holmes
This raises an interesting question.
Because now we're in a situation where this is the best case scenario.
So everything has to be worse than this, which means we are in a soul-searching moment.
Would you rather have an FBI that is ineffective or an FBI that is effective?
Which one is it?
dan friesen
Which is ineffective but malicious.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Which one is worse?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Bumbling idiots who are also evil or evil geniuses who are at least successful in what they do.
dan friesen
Yeah, neither.
jordan holmes
No, I know, but that's why we're in the best case scenario.
That's a dichotomy.
Best case scenario is a stupid dichotomy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But you want to know what the worst?
jordan holmes
Hell yeah.
owen shroyer
Worst case scenario?
It's just an outright cover-up.
Oh, just a complete cover-up.
jordan holmes
I'm going to go with aliens.
owen shroyer
And I don't even know what other conclusions come along with that.
Like, was that the actual shooter or not?
Who actually killed him?
How many people were involved?
How many people had prior knowledge?
But that's where I see it's at right now.
dan friesen
This is a great illustration of how useless Owen's analysis is.
Best case scenario: the FBI got the right guy, but they fucked up the case so bad they had to create fake evidence to convince everyone to just move along.
Worst case scenario, literally everyone in the world could be involved and have foreknowledge of the plot.
Owen's gut is saying it's somewhere between those two markers.
He's really narrowed it down quite a bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, why is this the worst case scenario?
I can think of worse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it's not.
This is.
dan friesen
It's not fundamentally really even that different.
jordan holmes
Practically speaking, like as a result, it's basically the same, right?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, there's a lot of details that are different and organizational things.
jordan holmes
Sure, but I mean, like, at the end of it, where we are, where both of us have both substantial cover-ups.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Here's what I don't.
Okay.
Do you know what this reminds me of?
This reminds me of in the Daft Punk Read Access Memory, random access memories, right?
There's a song called Giorgio by Moroder, and it's about Giorgio Moroder.
Giovanni Giorgio.
Yeah.
And in it, he says he's doing this whole little monologue about his stuff.
And in it, he says, once you give up the idea of harmony or of music being correct, you can do whatever you want.
There's no preconceived notions and no one can tell you what to do.
And it is like Owen is playing within these rules that don't exist for him.
Just give it up.
Give up the idea of needing to have a point.
Give up the idea of giving a shit about reality.
It was aliens who are covering it up.
You know, like, go for it.
dan friesen
Well, here's where we come to that problem of, you know, what you were saying earlier about like he's been enabled for all this time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like he has seen such a bad example be successful.
And so what can he do other than kind of emulate those same tendencies?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And what would Alex do?
He'd make up these best and worst case scenarios that mean nothing.
jordan holmes
He really would.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He's a dog who's gotten his training.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if you're never, if you're both never allowed to step out and never encouraged to step out, then why would you?
dan friesen
And what if you're also stupid?
owen shroyer
You've got the Kirk Memorial, which is obviously going to be a huge event.
This is the biggest.
You could say this is the biggest political assassination since Martin Luther King Jr.
JFK Jr.
Okay.
jordan holmes
JFK Jr.
unidentified
So this is not insignificant.
owen shroyer
And then you've got the Kirk Memorial.
We're all going to be in the room with all the elephants in the room.
And then apparently the next week, Netanyahu's coming to Washington, D.C. So JFK Jr. wasn't assassinated.
dan friesen
And I think that Owen is forgetting some people.
RFK was assassinated after Martin Luther King.
So I guess Charlie's more important than that.
jordan holmes
Apparently.
dan friesen
Also, bad news, Harvey Milk, Fred Hampton, and John Lennon.
jordan holmes
Sorry, friends.
dan friesen
Sit the fuck down, Benazir Budo.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's no good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're not going to enjoy that.
dan friesen
No, you're not as important as Charlie Kirk.
jordan holmes
Hey, how about this?
Osama bin Laden was a pretty important assassination.
dan friesen
It was political in a way.
You know, here's the thing, too.
Like, you and I were talking right after the assassination.
Sure.
And, like, you were of the mind that it was not as big a deal as I believed it to be.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
I am like you to Owen.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know what I mean?
Like, the SAT kind of.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I see what you're saying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think he's taking this too seriously, but also it's more serious than I mistook the.
jordan holmes
I made the miscalculation of not realizing that you could take his corpse and run with it.
You know, I was under the laboring under the idea that they would have to engage with him.
dan friesen
I think you also underestimated the level of attachment that a lot of people had to him because we think he sucks.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I definitely wouldn't have expected ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel, but hey, what are you going to do?
dan friesen
Look, sometimes.
jordan holmes
Apparently, ABC is really into Charlie Kirk.
dan friesen
Sometimes jokes don't work.
jordan holmes
I guess.
I guess.
A.B. Charlie Kirk.
That's what we're up to.
dan friesen
You know what they got to do?
They got to get the ace man in there.
They got to ironically replace Adam Kirk.
jordan holmes
What are we doing, Brad?
What are we doing?
I'm for it.
If you guys just want to go full right-wing, bring the man show back.
Who gives a shit?
Jimmy Kimmel needs a job now.
dan friesen
No, get Rogan back.
jordan holmes
Right, for sure.
dan friesen
Rogan and Stanhope.
Do the knockoff man show.
jordan holmes
Rogan and Stanhope.
God.
dan friesen
He hosted the man show.
jordan holmes
What a fucking world.
I still can't believe the man show happened, let alone that it got another iteration.
dan friesen
I was a man show defender for a little longer than I should have been.
jordan holmes
It happens.
dan friesen
I thought some of those segments were fun.
Not a lot of them.
The girls on trampolines and all that stuff.
I'm here for Adam Corolla going to the lumber store.
jordan holmes
No, I get you.
I get you.
Hey, listen, I defended Wynn Ben Stein's money for a lot longer than I should have because I didn't know about Ben Stein's political history.
dan friesen
Didn't know he was a Nixon speechwriter?
jordan holmes
No idea.
Nope.
dan friesen
But that kind of does make it better when people win his money.
jordan holmes
It does.
dan friesen
So Owen is real dumb.
And in this next clip, he kind of gets close to feeling like somebody that you might want to agree with in some ways.
And I think that it's a mistake.
owen shroyer
So it's so crazy.
I sit here and, you know, you've obviously got the Q people that still believe that this is all some grand scheme.
And now I'm sitting here like, you know what?
This is so crazy.
Maybe it is.
That's how insane this all is to me.
Or maybe a whiff of hopium comes into the room and I'm like, can we get our country back?
Can we get the Donald Trump we supported through three election cycles back?
Can we get him back?
Where is he?
Can we get him back?
And I think this is the closing event.
Netanyahu arrested in Washington, D.C. Yes.
For crimes against lying to American Congress, tricking us into wars.
Trump is going to arrest Netanyahu when he comes to Washington, D.C. Do it.
Couldn't help it.
The thought came into my head because it's outrageous.
It's outrageous that Netanyahu would be welcomed into our country, our White House, at this time.
It is offensive.
It is unbelievable.
It is disgusting.
And it will be the final straw for many people.
Politically, with the right wing's obsession with Israel, and quite frankly, this administration putting Israel first.
It will be the last draw in that political movement.
And they'll just be totally done.
And you can already see, and you will see, Trump's approval rating continue to go down.
dan friesen
So Owen's not wrong about the idea that Netanyahu coming to the United States at this point is offensive.
Sure.
And something that Trump definitely shouldn't do.
But it's confusing why he thinks Trump would act any differently.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Owen's speaking to a real feeling that folks in his sphere have, which is that if Trump meets with Netanyahu at the White House now, they will have to admit that the version of Trump that they've been supporting for the past three elections was fake.
Yeah.
And that's a really, that's a crisis moment that he can see coming.
charlie kirk
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is the tension of Owen outside InfoWars.
He's bad at being a pundit, and he looks really stupid when he tries to play Alex-style conspiracy games.
But at the same time, he's speaking to a real feeling that the far right is experiencing.
Alex is more entertaining, but he's going through the motions.
Whereas Owen sucks at showbiz, but he can kind of read the room.
It makes Owen's show like, I think it's a higher quality product that no one wants.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like a really well-made fruitcake.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
I mean, you know, except it's Owen's shitty fruitcake.
dan friesen
Yeah, but it's better.
jordan holmes
It's better than Alex's shitty fruitcake.
dan friesen
Bingo.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not.
Yeah, no, I get it.
If you're stuck with, let's say, a best case scenario where the FBI has covered up how much Owen sucks and a worst case scenario where the FBI has covered up how much everybody sucks, I guess that we go with the best case scenario.
dan friesen
Also, I want to make a note of this.
When he starts doing his roast segment, fruitcake jokes.
jordan holmes
He does not do a roast segment, does he?
dan friesen
No, no, not on this one.
But like when he does fruitcake jokes, fruitcake jokes, bring them back around.
jordan holmes
Right.
I think that's a good call.
We haven't done fruitcake jokes in a long time.
They used to be very prominent.
dan friesen
It used to be so annoying the idea that someone would bring a fruitcake.
jordan holmes
How could you bring a fruitcake?
Yeah.
I guess we beat it.
I guess we beat the fruitcake back.
dan friesen
Bring it back for the roasts.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So Charlie was a very pro-Israel person.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Or was he?
unidentified
Oh.
owen shroyer
Netanyahu in the Jerusalem Post had Kirk's death story before anyone else, any other publication in America, or even President Trump.
unidentified
That's just a fact.
owen shroyer
Here is Netanyahu in the aftermath of Kirk's death on Fox News.
benjamin netanyahu
He said he wrote me a letter on May 2nd this year.
He said, one of my greatest joys as a Christian is advocating for Israel and forming alliances to defend Judeo-Christian civilization.
A few weeks before the tragedy yesterday, I called him and I spoke to him and I said, please come to Israel.
I invited him to Israel.
And sadly, that visit will not take place.
owen shroyer
Now, here's what's interesting about this as well.
You know, there's this big back and forth about conversations that were happening between Kirk and Netyahoo and a bunch of big donors that are Israel supporters.
And they're trying to deny that it all happened in the different context.
I mean, does that not confirm it?
That confirms it right there.
Netanyahu invited Charlie Kirk to Israel and he didn't go.
He said no.
@strangesaunashow [greg]
Well.
owen shroyer
So doesn't that confirm a lot of those reports?
Does for me.
dan friesen
That's dumb.
Netanyahu didn't say that Kirk turned down an invitation to go to Israel.
No.
He said that he invited Kirk, but the murder happened before he could make the trip.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Owen's pretending that Netanyahu said that Kirk turned the invitation down because the goal is to make Kirk an anti-Israel, anti-Netanyahu figure now that he's dead.
This is about the factions of the far right fighting over Charlie's corpse.
And the real inconvenient reality for folks on Owen's side is that Charlie was a public supporter of Israel to the point where Nick Fuentes tried to destroy him over it.
Last month, he was on Megan Kelly's show and he said, quote, I think I have a bulletproof resume showing my defense of Israel, both on campus, on social media, to great mockery and scorn sometimes because I believe it.
I believe in the scriptural land rights given to Israel.
I believe in fulfillment of prophecy.
And again, I'm not a theologian, but I'm a Christian.
My life was changed in Israel.
The spiritual energy there is so amazing.
That's right.
His life was changed there because he's already visited Israel multiple times.
There's a video of him from 2019 in Jerusalem speaking to Im Turtzu, which is a Zionist organization.
He's speaking in front of a backdrop that says, quote, building the Zionist dream.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
I found the video of that lecture that he gave through a Times of Israel article.
And insanely, it's an hour and a half talk that Charlie Kirk did in Jerusalem in 2019 that has 700 views on YouTube.
I don't know what the fuck, like, if this is privated or something.
unidentified
Is this real?
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
Weird.
So anyway, here's a clip from that that I'd like Owen to respond to.
charlie kirk
Okay.
These IDF, they're doing God's work.
I really believe that.
They have such unbelievable self-restraint.
And they have these maniacs with these cameras right in their face, trying to provoke them, trying to profile them.
And I think to myself, if they only knew the self-restraint, if they only knew the moral conduct that the IDF operates with every day, get down!
The terrorists of Hamas and Hezbollah.
I mean, and anyone who dares make a moral equivalency between the conduct and the behavior of the IDF.
and Israel, which is a moral superiority, what the Western media tries to do is they try to make it some sort of equal playing field in the conversation.
That Hamas and the IDF, they're somehow both on the same playing field.
No, no, no.
The IDF is righteously and correctly defending the nation-state of Israel, God's chosen people in the Holy Land.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Well, here's another clip.
charlie kirk
And then we flew down and we saw the barrier to the Gaza Strip, which was very eye-opening to me as well.
And one of the biggest mistakes that Israel has made is getting out of the Gaza Strip.
unidentified
And somebody fired Jimmy Kimmel over this.
charlie kirk
It's become a terrorist jacuzzi, essentially, is what it has become.
It has become a terrorist jacuzzi.
dan friesen
Was I worth saying twice?
jordan holmes
I love that in general, I think everybody would fire Charlie Kirk for what Charlie Kirk has said about Charlie Kirk after Charlie Kirk's assassination.
dan friesen
Yeah, Charlie Kirk is in poor taste.
jordan holmes
I mean, just frankly, I have a bulletproof reputation.
That is just in poor taste for this current climate right now.
dan friesen
So this is a wild 90 minutes, and it actually shows how much Charlie improved over the past six years.
Like, he's kind of unsteady and giving off open mic vibes at points during this talk.
My main point here is that Owen is trying to rob Charlie of his identity.
It's such a bigger insult than anyone making fun of his death.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
It's so awful.
These people just let him have his legacy.
jordan holmes
Now that we're here where we are, I don't understand people not understanding that Charlie Kirk would be happy with the people who say, good riddance.
I hope you're dead.
Charlie Kirk is fine with those people.
Charlie Kirk is not fine with people being like, you know what?
He actually hated Israel.
Charlie Kirk would hate that.
dan friesen
People being like, rest in piss, you dork, or something like that.
jordan holmes
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
Fuck yeah, turning point's going to make more money.
jordan holmes
That's the challenge.
We're fighting.
dan friesen
It just keeps the cycle going.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like people, the Nazis trying to overtake his reputation and the whole thing.
It's counter to what he was building.
And like, it doesn't make turning point more money.
jordan holmes
No, everybody is reacting in the worst possible way to this situation, from the corporations doing everything stupidly to the right-wingers making this the most exploitable thing that they've ever done to everybody who's like, oh, we shouldn't be this or we should do that.
It's just, man.
Just let it go.
dan friesen
So Owen, he's listening to Netanyahu speak about Kirk's death.
Yeah.
And he gets a little offended by a word.
benjamin netanyahu
He was a defender of our common Judeo-Christian civilization.
unidentified
He was so sick of this.
benjamin netanyahu
I believe it would be excited to walk in the footsteps of Jesus here.
He valued our bond, the bond between America and Israel.
dan friesen
Listen to this, yeah.
benjamin netanyahu
You know, he did so many things to defend free speech.
He had his truth.
He stood up for it.
unidentified
Oh, you all said you can defeat me.
owen shroyer
Oh, you're for free speech.
Sure, you are.
benjamin netanyahu
You can come and debate me.
He invited that debate.
dan friesen
I like to imagine that that was Netanyahu saying, Owen, come to me.
jordan holmes
Come to bait me.
dan friesen
So why does Owen hate the word Judeo-Christian?
If his complaints are about Israel's government and Netanyahu and all this, what's the beef with acknowledging the two religions' shared history?
jordan holmes
He hates Abraham.
It hates him.
dan friesen
It seems like such a weird thing to get hung up on if your problem isn't rooted in anti-Semitism as opposed to political critique.
Oh, well.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Seems like you're less interested in the continuity of a lifestyle and living space and instead more interested in how the Jews killed your Messiah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Netanyahu, he made the assassination about Israel.
Like, there's a lot of people who, like, they're being accused of accusing Israel.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
Right.
dan friesen
But they're not.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They're just responding to the fact that Netanyahu made this all about himself.
owen shroyer
Folks, we were all there.
The first day, it was all about how it was a violent leftist.
And then Netanyahu came out and made the statement and made it all about Israel.
And then people said, what's up with this?
Gee, he posted about it first.
Gee, the Jerusalem Post had the story first.
Gee, here's all these clips of Charlie Kirk kind of changing his stance on Israel.
Gee, here's what other people are saying about some behind-the-scenes stuff.
And now it all adds up and now it's all confirmed.
They say, oh, the radical right made it about Israel.
No, he didn't.
jordan holmes
Well, Netanyahu did.
dan friesen
So Charlie Kirk was a friend of Netanyahu's and a staunch Christian Zionist.
There is no reason that Netanyahu wouldn't release a statement about Kirk's death.
That's not making the story about Israel.
It's not like he posted a shaggy meme with Kirk getting shot and then he's in the background saying it wasn't me.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
What Owen is.
jordan holmes
Which would have been great.
dan friesen
Poor taste.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, for a head of state.
dan friesen
Honestly, not as in poor taste as what I think that people like Owen are doing.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
What Owen is describing here is motivated reasoning and the process that he went down to build the case that he wants to make.
There's a faction of the far right that wants to say that Israel killed Kirk because Kirk's death is a deeply traumatic event for a large group of people and that energy can be exploited.
In order to pull off that kind of a theory, you need to come up with an explanation for the whole problem that Kirk is super pro-Israel.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, like, super pro-Israel.
dan friesen
So Owen plays around the idea that Israel was the first to know about the murder.
Then there's some cherry-picked quotes that are taken out of context to make it appear that he was turning on Israel recently.
Add in a little bit of anonymous gossip that Kirk and Netanyahu had a fight, which is corroborated by making something up about Charlie turning down an invitation to come to Israel.
jordan holmes
It does make sense.
owen shroyer
You got it.
dan friesen
You baked a cake.
jordan holmes
You put it all together.
dan friesen
This is just Alex's shit.
All the way down to him saying that it's all confirmed.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The image that I had in my head is like, he's a guy who's watched someone bluff for 10 years and thinks they can play any poker hand.
And it's just like, no, you don't have the confidence to pull this off.
You're so clearly bluffing.
jordan holmes
You have to, like, okay, if you want to get better at something, you have to overcome challenges along the way.
You know, like, that's just part of it.
If you want to be a better comedian, you have to bomb.
You have to fail to grow, right?
And he has been in such a situation where he's coddled and protected from actual consequences that he's never built muscles.
He's never built the muscles to do this shit.
dan friesen
Well, the last time that he did, it was 2016 when he was out yelling at libs at protests.
That was probably the last serious challenge.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, ever since Paul Joseph Watson became less prevalent at Infowars, like, what is he?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And even then, if it was time to rise to the moment, Alex broke in.
You know, like, there was, he didn't even have the chance to rise to the moment.
dan friesen
And that's why Owen was pissed off.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there's some other news stories that he elephanty.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Kind of elephant-esque.
owen shroyer
So then that created a series of thoughts, let's say.
jordan holmes
Let's not.
owen shroyer
And then you've got the House just passed a bill punishing politically motivated boycotts of Israel.
That happened right after Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
So you're over here looking at this story.
House passes a bill punishing politically motivated boycotts of Israel.
No one else gets that privilege in this country, just Israel.
Republicans block Senate vote to release Epstein files.
You heard that.
Republicans block Senate vote to release Epstein files.
This happened right after Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
Guess you're not talking about that.
dan friesen
I have no idea what Owen is surprised about with this House bill.
Marco Rubio sponsored a similar bill in 2019 during Trump's first term, and he's the Secretary of State now.
This is what they voted for, and they should know that because this is what Trump's folks did the first time.
Lauren Boebert championed this bill this time, and while it is a bad bill, it's not banning all politically motivated boycotts of Israel.
It only applies to federal contractors, which is still bad, but it's not as broad as what Owen is making it seem.
Bigger picture, though, why am I supposed to believe that these things are connected?
Was Charlie killed in order to take attention away from the Republicans voting against Epstein releases?
That seems stupid, since it's pretty clear at this point that Trump's fans are cool with that cover-up, so you don't need to distract from that.
It's a wasted assassination.
Or was he killed to distract from Lauren Bobert's bill?
Huh?
jordan holmes
If you kill somebody to distract from anything having to do with Lauren Bobert, you're in the wrong.
dan friesen
Which is just like a rehash of something they did six years ago.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, did they kill Charlie last time?
This is just poorly performed, Alex.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's basically like these things when he tries to actually get to something and cover a story.
It's just he doesn't know how to do it any other way.
jordan holmes
And even then, who gives a shit if federal contract if you're in a college and you talk shit about Israel, they just fire you.
You know, like, who cares?
You're already fired for talking shit.
dan friesen
Whatever changes are made by that bill are not good.
Yeah.
But they are, there's other things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, at most, they're a codification of something that's already been happening.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Owen wants to kill some time here on the show.
jordan holmes
How can you want to kill time on a show that no one is forcing you to do?
dan friesen
Well, I think that gold guy might be.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
He plays the video of Kirk getting shot a bunch.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
And he's going over like angles and what appears to be a reflection of a muzzle shot.
jordan holmes
Motherfucker.
dan friesen
So there's like a little flash, and he's like, is there a second shooter?
That kind of stuff.
And I really feel like this captures the vibe.
owen shroyer
All right, let me just kind of get this picture real quick in my head before I go back to the other shot.
It's still so hard to tell because I don't know.
It's so hard to tell.
Because it actually now, well, no, that can't be it.
That can't be it because it's a longer window if it's a window.
Yeah, that one's a little tricky.
that one's a little tricky trying to determine where it came from actually well we're not trying to solve the crime here tonight but my point is that's another anomaly that That's another video that is, I'd say, pretty important.
dan friesen
Pretty important.
I have nothing to say about this.
I'm just going to hmm a bunch and come to no conclusions.
He is delusional enough to think that he's America's anchor man and he can just do these no effort reaction stream type content.
Yeah.
Like he's fucked.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, there's so many more interesting people who are already in that space.
It doesn't work at Infowars anymore.
jordan holmes
Right.
Right.
It is, it is the lack of confidence is if you're, if I'm doing one of these streams, it is what I say it is.
I don't care what it is.
I don't care if I'm looking at this camera and I'm not seeing what I'm saying.
It is what I say it is.
Whatever you see is irrelevant.
Whatever I see is irrelevant.
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It should still be a work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, like it should still have a performance aspect to it, even if it is like, hey, it appears that we're all just hanging out, having a good time, sitting around with your old buddy Owen.
Yep.
Like you ought to create that feeling.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But if that's all you're doing, someone else is doing that better.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And if you're, if, yeah, you want somebody to come back next week, you have to say, it was two guys.
I know it was two guys because look, and it doesn't matter if I see what you are showing me.
You've said it was there, so I'm going to trust you.
I'll see you next week.
That's what people want.
dan friesen
Yeah.
There's a little bit of a boring uncertainty to this that doesn't work with his media.
jordan holmes
You can't be uncertain.
Uncertainty is the only thing you cannot be.
dan friesen
Yeah, and unfortunately, it looks like this dude is 60-40.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
owen shroyer
I'd say that's the worst thing is that the left wing did it.
And either the FBI botched it so badly that they're trying to cover up some elements of the botch, or they just don't even know much.
It's just that incompetent.
So the story doesn't make any sense, but the conclusion might be right.
I'd say, all things considered, that's where I would lean.
All things considered, I'd say I'm maybe 60% that they have the conclusion right, even if the story they gave us to get there is complete bullshit, which obviously it is.
unidentified
What?
owen shroyer
So the conclusion might be right, but the story to get there, complete bullshit.
So, how can you trust it?
But I would say that's the odds on.
And then, then let's just say, I'm not even going to land on a conclusion of who, but let's just say 40% someone else hired him, intelligence agency, whatever.
It was a professional job.
I'd say 40% professional job, 60% left-wing, left-wing terror attack, left-wing assassination.
But one thing that kind of, the one thing that kind of says hold not so fast is it just screams professional hit to me.
Single shot right after the transgender thing was mentioned, single shot, right to the jugular, guaranteed kill shot.
It just feels professional.
It just screams professional.
And from what we know about the suspect who's denying it, he was no professional.
Apparently, he didn't even know how to put a sight on a rifle.
And then the caliber of the bullet.
We don't have these answers.
So that's when you start to say, well, no, now it looks like a Patsy.
That's why I'm not so confident.
But I'm like, I'd say I'm over 50%.
It's probably just a left-wing assassin.
But I'm not that confident.
dan friesen
This is such a shitty Alex impression.
Like, one thing that you do notice when you watch enough of Alex is that he has an effortless ability to make up numbers and he makes it feel like it means something.
He has a knack for floating contradictory theories and just being like, let's juggle all this bullshit.
Alex just talks shit.
And Owen isn't talking shit.
jordan holmes
He's trying to think of something.
Yeah.
Wrong.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Wrong.
85% sure.
I'm 85% sure.
dan friesen
I'm 95% sure all the time because I'm always right, 98%.
jordan holmes
There is no difference between 85% and 60% in this situation.
In both cases, you have just admitted you have no fucking clue, and you're just guessing.
So guess big.
dan friesen
No, the only thing you're saying is 100%.
I don't want to be held to this.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
That's it.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
You know what you do?
You guess so big that if you're wrong, who cares?
And then the next day.
dan friesen
That's interesting.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
There's, hey, I'm Owen and I'm going to be milquetoast for the next hour.
Go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
I'm America's anchor man.
jordan holmes
Shut up.
dan friesen
Let's listen to Limpiz Git.
jordan holmes
64?
I'm over 50%.
That is the worst.
That is the worst thing you could say.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it feels way too much like Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It feels.
jordan holmes
But shittier.
Yeah.
Alex, but shittier is not a sales pitch.
No.
No.
dan friesen
Nope.
So there's some weirdness with this assassination.
Like there's anomalies, much like Alex Faux.
unidentified
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
All of the false flags that he uncovered in his.
jordan holmes
As always, as always.
owen shroyer
Well, actually, I guess let's go to this weirdness first, maybe, because we're going to kind of move off the assassination story for a second.
I mean, how, look at this.
It's just, it's just weird.
I don't know how else to describe it.
Here's Michael Maure.
Congrats to my good friend Robert Axon on his election as chair of the Utah GOP at University, excuse me, at Utah Valley University today with a terrific job with George Zinn.
With George Zinn.
This guy's really active on that campus and Republican Party politics.
Who's Michael Maurer?
The senior advisor of community outreach and intergovernment relations for Governor Spencer Cox of Utah, who Charlie had a bit of an issue with, by the way.
dan friesen
It's not that weird that this guy has a picture with George Zinn, who's the old man who was arrested at the Kirk shooting for saying that he'd done it.
And people in the immediate aftermath, there was misreporting that he was arrested for it.
jordan holmes
But he was like a guy.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a longtime libertarian protester and troublemaker in local Utah politics.
And Owen could have read about the many times he's been arrested for misdemeanors in the past if he cared to look into this at all.
This dipshit just sees a picture of someone and he has to stop himself from trying to find context.
That's the only explanation for this.
He's actively incurious.
jordan holmes
I couldn't look at, like, okay, the last time I even saw a name, I looked it up.
Like, the last time I saw a name, somebody sent us an email and I saw this name and I was like, I just got to look this name up.
I bet they're for no reason.
dan friesen
Yeah, especially if you're engaged in, like, that's, that's no reason.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Now let's imagine that you're doing a show where you're speculating about a murder.
jordan holmes
How many, how many pages of notes do I do for an interview where I ask four questions?
Like, it's crazy.
And yet, this guy, nothing.
dan friesen
What the fuck?
He's got a picture with this guy.
jordan holmes
How is it possible you're not like, well, let me learn more about this guy?
dan friesen
Yeah, dumb.
jordan holmes
That's the first thing you would think, right?
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
So, Kirk had been critical of Spencer Cox in the past for not being conservative enough.
But does Owen think that Cox was involved in a conspiracy to kill Kirk with his advisor and George Zinn?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Does this picture from a GOP event that was posted on Twitter two years ago really tell us anything?
This is meaningless information being presented as if it's evidence of something.
Owen can like do this act where he pretends like, oh, I'm uncovering these details and, oh, it looks so weird to me, but it's just not convincing.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Alex seems lost in his own shit.
Yeah.
And Owen doesn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And even if, even if you're like, okay, first off, who cares if it's convincing in the traditional sense of convincing?
What it needs to be is convincing in the sense of in a theater way.
Exactly, right?
Like, even his, even is that, oh, Spencer Cox, eh?
Like, that's not selling it.
That's, that's like fucking masterpiece theater shit.
Like, oh, have you read this?
But fuck you.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
There's an advisor to the governor who posted a picture with a notorious ne'er-do-well around town in GOP and libertarian politics two years ago.
And Owen thought, like, job's done.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I'm just going to take this to air.
jordan holmes
You got to do more.
You got to make up a story.
What if they went golfing together?
What if any number of possible details or one little thing that you pull from some other document?
And that's like, oh, see, this is what connects the three of them.
Any number of things.
dan friesen
Or be visited by a ghost.
jordan holmes
How many times?
dan friesen
Tell me a dream.
jordan holmes
I am so mad.
I am so mad from time to time that whatever thing allows these people to do what it is they do is not within me because I feel like they all suck at it and I could fucking kill it.
I could crush this space.
dan friesen
If you could just drop like how bad it feels to lie to people about ghosts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if I could just be a monster, I would be the best monster.
dan friesen
You'll get there one day.
jordan holmes
I don't think I will.
It's hard to be a monster.
I think it's hard.
dan friesen
Yeah, that should be.
Yeah.
So, you know, there's this non-convincing air that's going throughout this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think that this next clip really embodies this, like, come the fuck off, man.
owen shroyer
And then this is just, this is the stuff where you're like, okay, throw everything out.
I'm in a damn simulation.
Throw everything else out the window.
I'm in a simulation when this stuff happens.
@strangesaunashow [greg]
These connections keep getting weirder and weirder.
So right at the end of this press conference where Cash Patel announces that they caught Charlie Kirk's killer, Tyler Robinson, Cash Patel ends it with Charlie Kirk, I'll see you in Valhalla.
unidentified
Lastly, to my friend Charlie Kirk.
Rest now, brother.
We have the watch.
And I'll see you in Valhalla.
@strangesaunashow [greg]
Now, what's interesting is that one of the pictures that they put out of Tyler Robinson shows Tyler Robinson in his bedroom next to his computer.
On the computer is a picture of an island.
That island is called Goat Island, and it's located in New Zealand that has a retreat called Valhalla.
Isn't that, isn't that, isn't that weird?
jordan holmes
No!
@strangesaunashow [greg]
That's just weird.
No!
These connections keep getting weirder and weirder.
That's not weird!
owen shroyer
Again, I'm in a simulation, or is it Q?
Is it time for me to accept Q?
dan friesen
If that's enough for Owen to start questioning if he's in a simulation, then he's just looking for any excuse to talk about how he's in a simulation, right?
Gone to my head, I wouldn't be confident whether the video he's playing is a sincere conspiracy theory or someone doing a parody of what dumb shit conspiracy theorists consider evidence.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So let's assume that all of it's true and it all means something.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
In that case, Cash Patel said, see you in Valhalla in his press conference as a wink to this picture of the shooter who was once photographed with a picture of an island on his computer screen that has a resort on it called Valhalla.
jordan holmes
So now what?
Who's going to, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, who's going to Valhalla?
Is the killer going to Valhalla?
Are all of them going to Valhalla?
Is Charlie Kirk not dead and he's going to Valhalla?
And then Cash Patel, after he retires or something or gets fired, is they're going to move to Valhalla.
Do all of them move to Valhalla?
Is Goat Island sold?
dan friesen
That's what I'm saying, man.
I don't know.
unidentified
It doesn't mean anything.
dan friesen
If all of this is true, if we stipulate all of it, does that mean that the shooter is a Patsy?
Did they fake the shooting?
And Patel is telling Charlie to meet him on that island so they can debris.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
If it's a clue about something, what does it point to?
There's nothing.
It's just dumb information.
jordan holmes
And also, you're leaving out the obvious answer, which is that Cash Patel is a dork.
dan friesen
He's a white nationalist dork.
jordan holmes
That is it.
He's a dork who said Valhalla from the fucking president's desk or whatever shit he's doing.
dan friesen
Yeah, and pretending he's Jon Snow on the wall.
jordan holmes
What are you?
You've got to watch.
unidentified
Get the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes
What are you doing?
dan friesen
Yeah, loser.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ, you're the head of the FBI.
dan friesen
It's embarrassing.
unidentified
Fuck off.
dan friesen
So the picture on the shooter's computer screen is a Getty Images photo of the shore of a small island off the coast of New Zealand called Goat Island.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Valhalla isn't on that island.
unidentified
God damn it.
dan friesen
It's actually back on the main North Island of New Zealand.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
If the guy making this original video isn't just trolling people, then he's lying about the circumstances to make it seem more unlikely that this coincidence could possibly happen.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not the same place.
And even if it were, this is a desktop computer, and it's entirely possible that this was a picture that was licensed from Getty Images for like a screensaver package.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Even if you assume all of the information that's being presented to you is accurate, you still have to be a real dipshit to jump to simulation from this stuff.
Like there's so many exploits.
It's so not interesting.
jordan holmes
I, I, okay, so as far as spy craft and such is concerned, you know, people recognize the codes, the dead drops, you know, the like hide the little sheet of paper under a rock specific kind of stuff.
I do not think I have ever heard anybody be like, oh, did you know they talk to each other through Getty images?
I don't think that's a smart way of doing it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I also don't know when that photo is dated from.
So like, is it what if it's like a 10-year-old photo or something like that of him in front of his computer?
This is ridiculous.
unidentified
If, if, if also, what?
jordan holmes
No, stop.
No, you stop.
dan friesen
Don't look at me like that.
If Owen is going to do this, he must explain what it means.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
He has to be like, okay, so he said Valhalla because X. Yeah.
He can't just be like, eh?
jordan holmes
Do what you will with it.
The thing about Alex is that, and I guess this is something that, again, Owen may not have learned, is that when Alex makes an implication, that's a third of the way through what Alex is going to say, which is he implies something happens, then he explicitly says this is why it happened, then he returns to the implication.
You have to explicitly say that the implication you said is true and then kind of walk it back.
dan friesen
And then frequently say, I'll leave it at that.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Exactly.
I'll leave it at that with everything I have implied being 100% true.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'll leave it at that.
jordan holmes
You make your own decision.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
I'll leave it at that.
jordan holmes
I'll leave it there.
dan friesen
So, Owen, like, you know what?
He's just not sure at anything, which is great.
Good, good show.
jordan holmes
There's a way to go host.
Yeah, go host.
owen shroyer
But it's like, I don't know.
What conclusions can you really reach?
I'm not convinced that we're getting the full story.
I'm not convinced.
I'm not entirely convinced that the guy that they're telling us it was did it.
I'd say no at this point, despite, okay, it's left-wing terror.
I just, I don't know.
None of it adds up.
None of it makes any sense.
So, okay.
Now you're kind of getting into why there's this whole move against Israel in right-wing politics where normally they remain strong.
It's just gone too far.
It's just too much now.
Whether it's what's going on in Gaza, whether it's our Congress just went to Israel.
I mean, talk about distasteful.
Our Congress was in Israel this week.
As all of this is happening, our Congress is in Israel.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
owen shroyer
Kissing the wall, wearing the hat with Netanyahu.
jordan holmes
The hat.
owen shroyer
And then here comes the APAC money afterwards.
I mean, it's just like, good lord, it's just so over the top.
And the continued wars.
It's like, hey, you know, America ain't doing that great.
People here are struggling, man.
And we're sick of seeing our country taking foreign money and going to foreign nations and doing foreign holy rituals.
You know, we're just kind of sick of it.
dan friesen
I think he got lost in a thought.
charlie kirk
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, fun fact, at the end of the episode, he explains that the Owen Schroer network or the Wynn Network or whatever the fuck he's this dumb dork.
Whatever he is, it's on hold a little bit.
It's delayed because he needs to buy a new house in order to start the network.
jordan holmes
That'll happen.
dan friesen
Which is really, really makes it feel like he's in touch with the.
We're hurting, man.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I love the moral authority that he puts behind the, I'm going to need your money to do a show, and also I'm going to buy a nicer house for me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
In order for me to do this podcast that I'm already doing, I need to buy a house.
jordan holmes
I would love to hear that I gave somebody money to make something and then they decided to buy a house.
dan friesen
And they tell me I don't know anything.
jordan holmes
I don't know when that's going to happen.
And also, I don't have any information to share with you.
What you have given me is money.
And what you have expected is something in return.
And I have taken more money than I have given you value in return.
And that is why I would like to sell you gold, my friends.
dan friesen
I'm kicking the tires around.
I'm seeing how it feels to say stuff.
jordan holmes
You'll get it.
You'll get it.
I'm just tasting words.
dan friesen
So I just want to say that if Owen is not 100% sure about the shooting and what the FBI is telling us, that's totally cool.
He's not adding anything by grazing on all this bullshit and pretending it's analysis, though.
So he can just not speculate if he doesn't know anything.
He doesn't have to do this.
That's always an option.
jordan holmes
I will give him lessons.
I will do consulting for $10,000 an episode.
Every time, if Owen wants to get a good show where he's a real piece of shit, I will teach you what we're now invested in doing.
dan friesen
We're doing punch-up.
jordan holmes
We are doing punch-up for him, aren't we?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But that's the thing about it, is that he can't take our advice because he's too stupid.
He thinks he knows better than us.
dan friesen
He's America's anchor.
jordan holmes
He's America's anchor.
I mean, America knows better than us.
dan friesen
He knows America.
jordan holmes
And he is America.
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Josued America.
So as for Congress members going to the Western Wall, in May 2017, Trump became the first sitting U.S. president to visit the wall.
And Owen went to jail for trying to get him elected in 2020.
jordan holmes
Ouch.
dan friesen
My apologies if this sounds a little hollow and stupid now.
Fucking asshole.
jordan holmes
That's one of those things where it's like, guys, we just sometimes just forget about team sports.
There are some times where you just forget about team sports.
Like, fucking Obama did the thing and Netanyahu showed up and went to Congress without him and did the whole I'm insulting you thing.
We've had Israel's, Netanyahu has insulted every president while I've been alive.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think so.
But also, like, I think that if you're trying to present this as a position where you have like a fundamental problem with Israel's politics and you don't like Benjamin Netanyahu, why are you saying the hat?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Fuck you, dude.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You're giving away the entire premise here.
You don't have a political problem.
And like, he's saying the right is usually like holding tight with Israel.
Not half of it.
Yeah.
That's not been, that's not been the case, brother.
jordan holmes
Nope.
Nope.
dan friesen
Anyway, Owen thinks that he's getting some bad tweets from Israeli agents that are being paid to spam him on social media.
jordan holmes
I can't believe they would be paid that much.
dan friesen
Nah.
owen shroyer
Now, I don't take anything in politics personally, but huh?
I can sit here and notice a trend and report on a trend.
And so I'll use this as a starter.
I'll use this as a starter.
This is a big pro-Israel account.
This guy's constantly nipping at my ankles with all the others.
I've got like five to ten just pro-Israel, probably agents, quite frankly, probably paid to do it.
They just sit in my comments and spam me all the time when I do Israel stuff.
So this guy's one of them.
And he's out at college campuses now doing the Charlie Kirk stuff at a table.
dan friesen
Oh, like your old boss.
This doesn't sound like someone who takes things personally.
It doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would do a five-hour stream about how he left his job at Infowars.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
He was totally cool about it.
jordan holmes
He never takes political stuff personally.
But maybe he probably should more often if he's going to jail for shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I would take that personally.
dan friesen
I think there's something intensely personal and grandiose about assuming negative tweets are another government fucking with you.
jordan holmes
That does tend to.
I would imagine that something that tickles your ego that much is probably pretty personal to you.
dan friesen
It's a level of harassment that is special for America's anchor.
jordan holmes
Because I was mean to somebody on InfoWars a while back.
They are now watching my stream along with all other 50 people to really make me feel like the government is after me.
dan friesen
And they're on a foreign payroll.
Gotta be too dangerous.
jordan holmes
Gotta be.
dan friesen
So Owen, I think, tries to do something, and it's empty.
Sure.
But he does try to make a distinction between Israel and Jewish.
jordan holmes
Ooh, let's hear this.
dan friesen
Which, I mean, at least he's kind of trying.
jordan holmes
I'm excited.
owen shroyer
And there's this huge propaganda movement to convince you that Jews and Israel are basically the same thing.
So that that way, when you say anything about Israel, they can just accuse you of being an anti-Semite, therefore discrediting your opinion, censoring you, debanking you, removing you from the Trump movement.
That's what they do.
But there is obviously a distinction.
And it's beyond just the obvious distinction that a Jewish person, whether in America, Israel, anywhere, a Jewish person is an independent person that can think whatever they want.
And from my experience, Jews are very diverse in their thoughts.
Some are very pro-Israel.
Some are very anti-Israel.
Some are very deep into their faith.
Some have completely abandoned their faith.
That's my experience.
So, no, they use this movement, this pro-Israel, whatever this thing is, this Netanyahu regime, the Zionist movement, they use Jews as cannon fodder, as like a public communications body shield.
dan friesen
So I do think that a lot of this is Owen's side's fault.
I think that there is so much conspiracy and so much bigotry, anti-Semitism that's built around the idea of dual loyalties and the idea that every Jewish person has the right of return to Israel so they can commit crimes anywhere and then flee back so they can never possibly be loyal to another country.
That is such a huge part of the cultural melding of Jewish and Israel.
And the fact that he can't really understand that or doesn't take that into consideration as a part of the world that he's marinated in for his entire career makes this a empty explanation.
And I think that it's good, I guess, that there is a message of like, hey, I don't mean Jewish when I'm trying to make this about Israel.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I'm trying.
I mean, I can't, but I'm trying.
jordan holmes
But the fundamental thing that they exist within is that the three-headed nature of an ethnicity, a religion, and a nation, which means that you can find somewhere for most people that they'll have something, you know, like, well, I'm a Christian, so, you know, yada yada, or racists, or just nationalists, or any number of those things.
You can find a way, and then when you blend all three together, it doesn't matter which you're using that's a code for the other two.
dan friesen
Right.
Like, you know, you know, Nick Fuentes has a lot of sort of just generalized bigotry towards Jewish people that can be covered as, I'm just a Christian.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I don't want other people of other religions.
I just don't think that they're right about God.
jordan holmes
Right.
You and me, we're both religious, so I'm telling you that I have an objection over religious grounds.
And you're like, well, maybe I agree, maybe I don't, but religion is what we're talking about here.
dan friesen
But we're really not.
jordan holmes
No.
We're also talking about ethnicity and nation.
dan friesen
And I think that that complexity of like where all of this conversation lives is something that Owen is incapable of dealing with because he needs to exploit it.
jordan holmes
Right.
It's our tool.
It's our weapon.
The weapon we use is this three-headed dog.
You know, so that's where we're at.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So earlier, I think I look back on a little bit earlier in this episode, and I feel like I didn't fully explain or deal with when Owen said that Netanyahu coming here is a disgrace.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And how people might be drawn towards hearing something like that and being like, yeah, I do think it's offensive that Netanyahu's coming here at this point.
And I think a lot of the reasons that people would have those feelings have to do with Gaza.
jordan holmes
Right.
I don't think Hitler should visit either.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's a genocide that's ongoing.
Yep.
And the person who is the head of state cannot come here at this point.
jordan holmes
Just say no.
dan friesen
Right.
That is the explanation that a lot of people would feel.
And so your brain kind of makes you think that Owen cares.
Right.
And it kind of makes you think that he's speaking to issues that you care about.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he doesn't.
It's important to remember he doesn't give a shit.
owen shroyer
And by the way, there are plenty of Jews that don't agree with Netanyahu.
And there are plenty of Israeli Jews that protest Netanyahu every day in the streets.
And that movement is growing.
So she comes out.
And you can agree with the Palestine thing or not.
I'm not involved in it.
I'm not on any side of it.
I'm on the America side.
It has nothing to do with me.
I went out.
I don't want anything to do with it.
I don't want to see a single foreign flag in my country anymore.
Stop it.
Not my problem.
You guys figure it out.
And if you're so obsessed with that, then go live over there.
If you want to come live over here with us?
jordan holmes
This flag is a foreign flag.
owen shroyer
And you're going to leave that over there because we don't want it here.
But now it is here.
And it disgusts me.
And it breaks my heart.
So, but she makes an obvious statement.
It should even be radical.
Hey, you know, criticizing the Israel government or military or Netanyahu regime, you know, Jews are a different thing than that.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
That's obvious.
But okay, thank you for distinguishing.
That might be a problem.
And you can see why.
And you can see why.
She gets attacked.
She gets attacked.
And I can't understand why people would do this.
Just straight propaganda.
Here's a couple examples.
If you're a Jew and you don't understand that Judaism and Jewish culture is inexplicably tied to Israel, then you really don't understand anything about being Jewish.
Oh, so you just want her to own what the Netanyahu regime is doing.
You just want her to own what's going on in the Gaza Strip with you.
And you just want to throw her like a human body shield in front of you for PR.
dan friesen
So he's reading a tweet about how at the Emmys, the best supporting actress in a comedy series winner, Hannah Einbender, she ended her speech saying, quote, fuck ICE and free Palestine.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Later backstage, she said, quote, it's an issue that's really close to my heart for many reasons.
I feel like it's my obligation as a Jewish person to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel because our religion and our culture is such an important and long-standing institution that is really separate to the ethno-nationalist state.
Sure.
So she got some heat back from that.
And Owen's response to this is like, duh.
And then also, I don't care about Palestine.
I don't care about this shit.
jordan holmes
I mean, okay.
Well, then shut up.
dan friesen
Shut the fuck up.
I only care about America.
jordan holmes
I do love a good.
I do love a good.
I don't want to see any foreign flags in my country.
Like, man, the flag itself has 50 stars on it because there are 50 foreign countries that make up the one country.
Man, the learn, learn a thing.
And learn a thing.
dan friesen
And I say, fuck you, you're a liar.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Pretending that you have like this.
jordan holmes
Oh, people don't know how to differentiate.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
No, but even like pretending you have some kind of enlightened take on like, hey, what goes on in another country?
I don't care.
All I care about is America.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You're full of shit.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
That's not true.
You're just dodging having to deal with any of this.
jordan holmes
Even from earlier in the episode, it's not true.
You are giving more care to other places, right?
Like you're only avoiding this one because you know there's a very obvious problem here.
dan friesen
Why do you care about Russia and Ukraine?
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Then it's, yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, well.
jordan holmes
Can't be any difference.
dan friesen
So he's saying that this Hannah Enbinder, she like is being made to like accept all of like Netanyahu's actions.
Right.
That's what people are trying to impose on her.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That like all Jewish people should love Israel.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Right?
It's just, they're one and the same, basically.
jordan holmes
Right.
According to most Nazis, yes.
dan friesen
Well, and Charlie Kirk in 2019.
unidentified
Ah, shit.
charlie kirk
One of the most ironic things I have to do every single year is I go to college campuses and I have to tell Jews why they should love Israel.
It's one of the most unbelievable things I've ever done in my life where I have to tell Jews that this is a moral and good country.
I'll let you guys all figure out why that is.
I'm not going to try to tell you that.
There's a lot of different theories I have.
I actually still haven't totally figured it out.
But American Jews are some of the most anti-Israel people that I've come across in the States, actually.
It's absolutely unbelievable.
Militantly anti-Israel, too.
It's incredible.
I mean, Bernie Sanders is technically Jewish.
What?
Okay, so you reaffirm.
Oh, God.
Yeah, so I don't mean that as a slight.
I don't think he practices Judaism.
Is that correct?
Okay, so that's why I say that.
And yeah, he's a Marxist.
Right.
And so I will say that the left is driven by hatred and anger.
Do you realize how angry these people are all the time?
dan friesen
Big open mic energy.
That was.
jordan holmes
I will say the left is driven by anger and hatred.
Nice.
What else do I call?
What do you guys want me to close with?
I got two bits.
I got two bits.
I'll let you choose.
dan friesen
That's a good save he just pulled out of his back pocket because he slipped on a banana peel on stage talking about good Jewish people to people in Jerusalem.
jordan holmes
You know, what I love most about these last two clips is there is nothing I love more than a bigoted white dude really just telling other people how to relate to their own ethnicity and relationships and religion and everything because they can't know.
They're Jewish.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's too complicated or something.
jordan holmes
It's almost like the virtue of what you think by itself is in its nature anti-Semitic.
dan friesen
So another thing that Owen, like Owen is trying to say like, hey, it's so obvious that criticisms of Israel aren't anti-Semitic.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Right.
Just by, it's not definitionally the case that that is.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Unfortunately, Charlie Kirk in 2019 seemed to conflate the two.
charlie kirk
I am as in the conservative movement as one could probably be.
Anyone who is even a smidgen anti-Israel or anti-Semitic has no place in the American conservative movement, nowhere.
And I denounce them, and so do all of our leaders, every elected representative.
dan friesen
Huh.
Well, that's weird.
So.
jordan holmes
You're sure being mean to the corpse of Charlie Kirk today, huh?
No, I'm not.
dan friesen
I'm letting him have his perspective.
jordan holmes
Right, but that's really mean because if you look at him for who he is, you kind of think, well, fuck that guy.
dan friesen
I might think that guy, but I thought that when he was alive.
Exactly.
I didn't like him to begin with.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
It's almost like everything after he's dead has been very performative from everybody.
dan friesen
From a lot of these fucks.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So Owen's playing some clips of Netanyahu and just trying to make himself mad.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Why not?
dan friesen
It's just, it's such bad Alex shit.
owen shroyer
You know, about that tech.
About that tech.
Where's the money really coming from?
Where is the investment really coming from?
jordan holmes
Qui bono.
owen shroyer
Where are the production standards really being propped up from, BB?
benjamin netanyahu
This is business expenditure on RD funded from abroad.
So this is by country.
How much is funded from abroad in your economy?
Well, this is clearly the winner of the United States, naturally.
This is an absolute price.
It's 2023.
Let me tell you.
owen shroyer
So in other words, we just prop up your entire tech industry.
So Netanyahu admits it.
The United States props up the entire Israel tech industry.
We prop up their military.
We prop up their security.
We prop up their health care.
We prop up their education.
We prop up their tech industry.
So that's you needing us.
jordan holmes
Is it?
owen shroyer
Boy, wouldn't it be nice to have those expenditures right here at home?
You know, that's what people are realizing.
We're struggling.
Our infrastructure is collapsing.
Our streets are getting more violent.
Our homelessness and poverty rates are rising.
And yet we keep sending all this money overseas, the biggest benefactor of which being Israel.
People are just sick of it.
dan friesen
People are sick of it and they need a new house to podcast from.
jordan holmes
I mean, man.
dan friesen
So in that clip that Owen plays, Netanyahu's standing in front of a chart that's titled, quote, most major tech companies have their largest RD centers outside the United States located in Israel.
Then there's a subheadline, quote, business expenditure on RD funded from abroad.
On this chart, the U.S. is the top by a wide margin, which reflects other countries investing in RD centers in the United States.
That is money that's coming into the United States.
What Owen's complaining about is exactly what he wants it to be.
What the title of this graph is saying is that other than the United States, Israel comes in second in terms of RD centers, and it's not close.
Owen has entirely misinterpreted the graph, what it says.
And even if it is true that the U.S. invests a lot of money in Israel, which we do, the source that he's using doesn't say this.
And he forgot to crop out the I-24 news Chiron at the bottom of the screen that says, quote, Netanyahu addresses Israel's economic isolation.
This is just like, on its face, no effort.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, and kind of a lack of understanding of a lot of stuff.
Because in my experience, generally speaking, if you have been giving several tens of hundreds of billions of dollars consistently over the past my entire lifetime, it's probably because you get something out of it more than it is them.
dan friesen
Sure.
And then, you know, there's reciprocal investment on both countries' parts.
Like, I'm not sitting here saying that we don't have a lot of money that goes to Israel in many ways from, you know, whether it's public stuff or from private corporations.
All I'm saying is that the source that Owen's trying to use here says the opposite of what he's pretending it says, and he doesn't seem to realize it.
That's all.
jordan holmes
It's just.
dan friesen
He can't make a good point because he sucks.
jordan holmes
Right.
I mean, and they can't.
You have to look for two seconds and think, and then, like, how do you not just go, I wonder if that actually says what I think it says.
dan friesen
I usually ask myself when I see something, what does this mean?
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
And that's foreign to that.
jordan holmes
I ask myself that on street signs in Chicago, where I have lived for the past 20 years, right?
unidentified
Yep.
Yeah.
dan friesen
For years, the guy who signs Owen's checks, he just like took dumb shit that he saw on Twitter and made up stories about what he thought it meant.
And so, like, why wouldn't Owen think he can too?
Like, he has seen greatness in sloppy, lazy, no-effort bullshit.
And he thinks, like, I got the goods too.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Don't.
Sorry, man.
Sorry.
jordan holmes
You know what he should try and do?
He should try and start a feud with us.
That would be a move for him.
dan friesen
No, because we're trying to help him.
jordan holmes
I know.
That's the problem.
He'd be like, ah, these guys just talk shit about me.
And it's like, no, man, we're giving you good feedback.
dan friesen
Constructive workshop criticism.
jordan holmes
I genuinely wish we had gotten some sort of feedback of this level and quality.
unidentified
Yeah.
Keep that gold sales going.
dan friesen
It's literally printing money.
jordan holmes
It could not be more of a, you give me 10 and I'll give you five.
dan friesen
Yep.
It's good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's good.
dan friesen
So we got one last clip.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
I would say there's a fucking elephant in the room.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Alex.
He hasn't talked about it.
jordan holmes
There's one big elephant in the room, and there has been this whole fucking show.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And guess what?
He doesn't really talk about Alex.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
But boy, does he explicitly talk about Alex in this next clip?
Check out these coughs that are strategically placed.
owen shroyer
Everybody can sense that something is still not right.
Everybody can sense that there's something really dark and sinister hovering now over this administration.
Everybody can sense it.
Everybody can feel it.
Everybody knows it.
And believe this, a lot of the big MA accounts that you see out there that are pushing the pro-Trump, pro-MAGA stuff, pro-Republican stuff.
These are paid promotions.
These are just political commercials on social media now.
Behind the scenes, folks, they know.
They know.
But it's their job.
It's how they make their money.
It's how they make their living.
It's how they make their income.
But behind the scenes, they know.
They know.
And, you know, I guess I'll actually say this in closing.
Because I'm telling you, this pressure cooker with free speech, folks, they can't have it.
There's too much pressure.
There's too many conversations.
It's threatening the establishment too much.
I think something big is coming in response.
But it's funny because I watch, you can kind of see now.
And this is not to say somebody is better than the other.
This is just, I'm just telling you what's happening here.
And you can, and if you really pay attention, you can see it.
You have people in, let's say, the independent media, the new social media, okay, that do political commentary and everything else.
And you have people in that realm that are totally bought and paid for.
Totally bought and paid for.
And even you could even say in the larger political, in the larger political media body, you have people that are literally just bought and paid for.
Who knows what their politics are?
Their politics or whoever pays them the most.
And that's why there are different instances you can see of people being on the right and then people being on the left and then on the right and then on the left.
It just depends where they're working or who they're working for.
So there's a ton of these people out there that they just work for whoever pays them.
Their politics just land at whoever's paying their bills.
unidentified
They don't really have any principles.
owen shroyer
And you're seeing a lot of these individuals really getting defensive, Aggressive because they know that the gig is up.
jordan holmes
Oh my God.
dan friesen
There's an elephant in the room.
And I think if you're in Owen's position and you're talking like this, and you don't explicitly say, I'm not talking about my boss that I just had a really ugly breakup with.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think you're saying that it's, you're talking about him.
jordan holmes
I think it's pretty clear.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, in this space, in this like hyper-male-centric space, right?
It always fascinates me when people don't understand when you have to do the man stuff, right?
Like, you can't be in this space and go, somebody, you know, somebody who's maybe a right?
Like, that's, no.
dan friesen
Alex is like, I'm going to eat you.
unidentified
I will fucking kill your family and then I will burn them underneath my goddamn cat.
I don't care.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And when I have when I have vanquished your bloodline, I will spark a fire with your bones, you have to recognize that the man thing in your world is crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
And take that like it's true.
Like you're fucking cash patel and it makes sense to go, see and valhalla, Dick Watt.
Like, you're crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's like there is a dominance display that has happened.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that is Alex screaming at you and being like, you fucking piece of shit.
You got a demon in you.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And like, what you're doing is you're signaling that you've lost.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
There's a bird and that bird is going to fuck Alex.
And you are going to go back to your little hole and you're going to cry.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
You are not the bird that gets laid.
dan friesen
I don't think that the world works this way.
And I really, really don't like it.
And I don't treat people this way.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But this is how their world works.
jordan holmes
This is your, if you're the cook destroyer.
unidentified
He's the cuck destroyer.
dan friesen
He's acting like a cuck.
jordan holmes
You are a cuck.
You got destroyed, you little cuck.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
Just scream at Alex.
That's all.
Like, there's no win if you're going to do this.
But I do think it's really funny.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think, I think the clearing the throat is so funny.
jordan holmes
I, I don't understand the lack of awareness for when you are participating in your own humiliation.
You know, like, if you're going to not be humiliated in this way, just don't do the stream.
dan friesen
I wonder if Alex has like tapes from security cameras and InfoWars of like Owen saying the N-word and like all kinds of crazy shit.
jordan holmes
Anything.
dan friesen
Like, I wonder if there is just that.
jordan holmes
And he's like, and Alex is spiteful and crazy enough to just throw him out there.
dan friesen
And he's also protective enough to not do that if he doesn't have to.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
If he can just scream that he's going to eat you.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
He'll do that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He'll dominate you as opposed to risking, like, tainting the Infowars, the whole workplace.
jordan holmes
And if anybody can see when that Alex's dominance bullshit is hollow, it should be you.
You've sat next to him and Nick Fuentes as Alex like supplicates himself.
dan friesen
Yeah, he and Paul Joseph Watson sat next to him while Alex was wasted on air.
Yeah.
Rambling, making no sense.
jordan holmes
Oh my God.
dan friesen
And like he's even kind of saying in that clip that it's hollow.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like he's saying that he's bought and paid for.
And look, he doesn't say this is Alex.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he also isn't saying it's not.
jordan holmes
It has to be.
dan friesen
He was required to say that in this circumstance.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Or else.
There's a fucking elephant in the room.
jordan holmes
All these people are fucking same anyways.
Right?
How could I guess even from that description which one is which?
Oh, some of them are bought and paid for.
They are all behaving identical.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
For the most part.
jordan holmes
So maybe the ones who are stupid are the ones who are doing it for free.
dan friesen
Or for gold memberships.
jordan holmes
All right, Dan, seriously.
Give me $10 and then next month I will mail you $8.
dan friesen
This is too good to pass up.
I feel, see what I like about this is getting mail.
jordan holmes
I think that's part of it.
I think that is part of it.
dan friesen
It feels good to see something addressed to me, even if it is of lesser monetary value than what I paid for.
jordan holmes
I still think of the, do you remember the Taskmaster season where the guy revealed that he had a cloud of the day subscription?
And he paid like a dollar a month to, and they email you a picture of a cloud every morning.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that was it.
And I was like, that is, that's dumb.
That's terrible value.
But you know what?
It's curated for you.
That's fine.
dan friesen
It's to make you happy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And this is by design a scam.
So we will be back for another episode.
I have this weird feeling that, like, I kind of may do more Owen.
jordan holmes
I think Owen's got to.
Owen's got to change.
Owen's got to grow.
Owen's got to do something.
dan friesen
He does, but he has a slight awareness that there's that need.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
That's the thing.
That's what's interesting about him.
He is at a crossroads where we could see him take on a challenge or we could see him continue to do whatever this is.
jordan holmes
I mean, I would find it really interesting if I thought for a moment that there was the possibility that we would see an egg hatch into an eagle, right?
But I don't see any possibility of that, especially after a little coughing fit here.
dan friesen
Yeah, no, it seems incredibly unlikely.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
But there's a chance.
It would actually be an interesting thing to witness.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
To see him go from being the pathetic loser that this is to being something more than that.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, the alternative is just, you know, like keeping on watching Alex all the time.
No, I'm a little bit of a diversion.
jordan holmes
I want them to fight for fuck's sakes.
Grow up and fight like babies.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Fight like a true limp biscuit fan.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Speaking of which, I forgot to mention this.
He does play that Limp Biscuit song again.
I believe it, though.
jordan holmes
I believe it.
Yeah.
Because he's that dude.
dan friesen
Well, one good turn deserves another.
jordan holmes
He's that dude.
He's just that dude.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, we'll be back with the now Owen Schroyer-branded podcast.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Oh, we call it Noan Schroyer.
dan friesen
That's not bad.
jordan holmes
It could be worse for something that I just thought up in zero seconds.
dan friesen
It's definitely better than the Owen report.
Anyway, they'll be back.
Until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
And DB2 at teletroy.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
benjamin netanyahu
I'm Leo.
dan friesen
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
unidentified
Yeah, and now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first Tim Caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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