#1080: September 25, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss the day that Alex decided to see how much attention he could get out of giving himself a Hitler mustache, and learned that the answer was "not much."
Sept. 29, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
01:46:30
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| Dan and Jordan, I'm sweating. | ||
| Knowledgefight.com. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
|
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I have great respect for knowledge fight. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys. | ||
| Shang B are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
|
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy and Panzer. | ||
| Andy and Stop. | ||
| Andy and Panzer. | ||
| Andy and Pansh. | ||
| And it's time to pray. | ||
| Andy and Pans are sure on the air thing. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I love your room. | ||
|
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Knowledge fight.com. | |
| I love you. | ||
| Hey everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
|
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Dan! | |
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today is uh them feeling uh back to life. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm uh I'm feeling up to talking into a microphone. | ||
| Uh it was a rough, rough patch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sorry to leave everyone hanging on Friday, but uh yeah, could not cannot really speak. | ||
| Yeah, sickness is uh unfortunate. | ||
| There's nothing you can do about it. | ||
| I already have uh real fear about how my voice is gonna carry for this episode. | ||
| So I'm gonna do my best. | ||
| It's a good thing we talked for a good hour and 15 minutes before this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Breaking down all the ins and outs of television and Fantastic Four. | ||
| You watch the Fantastic Four. | ||
| Jordan didn't like it. | ||
| I'm a snitch. | ||
| Don't don't go ah. | ||
| Um no, but I I just I I you know I always have this feeling whenever I I get sick, which is not very often, but it's just so crazy to feel the absence of the sick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Once it's once you start feeling better. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh god. | ||
| Cause when they when you feel sick, when we feel down, it's like it's never gonna stop. | ||
| This is just how it is now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um, and then that whatever that is goes away, and it oh god, such a relief. | ||
| It's wild how it it is kind of wild how we take it for granted because it happens for everybody, but like you just get better. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You could you can be sick and then suddenly you're not sick just because your body does it. | ||
| That's nuts. | ||
| These little things in your blood are like figuring it out. | ||
| That doesn't have to happen. | ||
| They're solving puzzles and getting better at it. | ||
| What are these MetaClorian ass things up to in there? | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| Anyway, what's your bright spot? | ||
| Uh my bright spot is uh uh this is uh this is the taint that I'm in right now. | ||
| Oh between Hades 2 being released. | ||
| Fucking great. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But then in a few days, the remaster of Final Fantasy tactics is coming out. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| And that is my that's that's what's happening. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is what is happening. | ||
| Cause that shit is That's it. | ||
| That's the game, man. | ||
| But I think that's actually a perfect situation for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I I think that that uh you can immediately jump to Final Fantasy, and then Hades will be there for you when you need it. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Like Hades is a warm little uh blanket for you whenever you need it. | ||
| Ironically, in essence, right? | ||
| If you think about the battles in Final Fantasy Tactics, a big, a good battle could take you like, you know, like ten minutes as you negotiate things, move around the the place, that kind of thing. | ||
| That's a long time. | ||
| Switch over to Hades. | ||
| One run takes you about 20 minutes, 25 minutes, done. | ||
| Switch back over to Final Fantasy Tactics. | ||
| This is how I live now. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You could be just uh alternating. | ||
| I will never be bored again. | ||
| You'll never get tired of either, and you will live forever. | ||
| That's probably what's gonna happen. | ||
| Well, I'm excited for you. | ||
| I have not yet tried the Hades 2, although I am I'm I'm itching. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm excited for it. | ||
| I I I'm sure it's great. | ||
| The time will come. | ||
| Who's uh who are your guys? | ||
| Um, as far as boons. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oh, we got it turned I just got Hera. | ||
| Uh because you you go down, but then all of a sudden they're like, it's Hades 2. | ||
| Have you tried going up? | ||
| So then you're going up. | ||
| And then uh when you're going up, Hera shows up. | ||
| She's got the goods. | ||
| She's got the stuff that makes everybody explode. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's good. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| That's where I'm going. | ||
| Goddess of wisdom, owls and bombs. | ||
| Now that was Athena, right? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hera's the mother of the gods. | ||
| She likes owls too. | ||
|
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Long. | |
| Everyone likes owls. | ||
| Put upon by the philandering Zeus, if I recall. | ||
| That's correct. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So, uh, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And uh, we are going to be talking about something that unfortunately happened uh with Alex while I was sick. | ||
| And uh nobody nobody's nobody's happy about this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But we'll talk about it in a second. | ||
| But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, love you and miss you, John B. From Shauna, the girl who used to be a pizza hut. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| And help I got so mad at uh I AI the Muses possessed. | ||
| I got so mad at AI, the muses possess my mind, and now I've written 140,000 words and might be trying to get published. | ||
| Thank you so much, Jordan Policy Walk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
|
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Thank you very much. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| The first good thing to happen because of AI. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we got a technocrat of the mix, Jordan. | ||
| So thank you so much too. | ||
| Burn it all down, Owen. | ||
| Burn it all to the ground. | ||
| Thank you so much, Jordan How Technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
|
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Four stars. | |
| Go on, Kimon and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| Someone someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Sharp. | ||
| Bomb bomb bum bom. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black action. | ||
|
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He's a loser, little little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| So there's uh no real good way to beat around the bush on this one. | ||
| Uh last Thursday, Alex decided to shock the world by doing his show with a Hitler mustache. | ||
| And what may go down in history is the saddest and least impactful publicity stunts of all time. | ||
| Obviously, the goal is to piss off normal people to the point where they'll write articles about Alex's Hitler mustache, which will probably and hopefully set off a chain reaction of other people online defending Alex's Hitler mustache. | ||
| And if Alex is lucky, it turns into just an online avalanche of attention that people are arguing about is it okay to do this, and then you get money. | ||
| He can be the new uh Carpe Donktum. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Before we discuss any of the actual content that Alex did, I just want to say that this is the most junior high ass edgelord shit imaginable, and Alex should be ashamed of his lack of creativity. | ||
| The goal is to shock people, and he's unable to read the room well enough to know that him rocking a Hitler mustache isn't gonna shock anyone. | ||
| People who don't like him are gonna think that it's overdue and it looks bad on his head. | ||
| And the people who are into Hitler are gonna think that he's a poser and he's trying too hard. | ||
| The only people he stands to shock with this are his actual paying audience. | ||
| The people who don't want to think that they're Nazis supporting a dictator. | ||
| Spectac uh spectacles like this are supposed to be confrontational in a way that plays into the agitator's advantage. | ||
| For example, someone desecrating an American flag is hoping to create an offended reaction in a viewer who thinks that you need to respect the flag. | ||
| Then the desecrator can argue that the flag stands for the freedom to desecrate the flag itself, so the act of desecration is actually the ultimate form of respect that you can have for it. | ||
| Ideally, the offensive act leads to a shocked reaction, which then creates a conversation that builds a bridge between two seemingly distant positions that are actually much closer than they appear. | ||
| The problem with Alex's Hitler mustache is that there isn't much to it, and it doesn't really have any possible conversations that grow out of it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And most of the outcomes seem negative for Alex. | ||
| Consider this through the prism of that uh flag desecrator. | ||
| In that model, Alex would be wearing a Hitler mustache in order to make a point. | ||
| Which we later learn is that his enemies are like Hitler. | ||
| His goal is to wear the mustache so he can demonstrate how unlike Hitler he is. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The problem is that almost no one's shocked by him doing something like this. | ||
| The only people who probably have a strong reaction are his fans who don't like Hitler, and for them, the shock of seeing Alex with this mustache is gonna cause the opposite of reaction to what he wants. | ||
| The shock isn't gonna highlight how much Alex's enemies are like Hitler. | ||
| It's gonna highlight how doesn't feel that weird to see Alex in that light. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Looks kind of comfortable there. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I really would have advised him against this one, which is why I think it's great that he did it. | ||
| It's a horrible move, and it doesn't play well to the traditional audience that he profits off of, and it looks embarrassing to the avant-garde Nazis that he's been trying to appeal to lately. | ||
| I have a theory about why all this is happening, so in order to discuss that, I want to go through things in a little bit of uh semi-linear fashion. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And we'll start off with the artistic piece that Alex released on Twitter on Thursday, where he takes on the character of Adolf Hitler, resurrected in 2025. | ||
| Okay, so not only did he do the Mustache. | ||
| Now he is going to uh oh okay. | ||
| All right, so he's gonna Charlie Chaplin for us. | ||
| That's what's happening. | ||
| And complain about how Charlie Chaplin gets away with it, but why can't I? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Here's the thing, right? | ||
| Michael Jordan did it, and what he did was he stole it from Hitler and made us all realize that it just looks stupid. | ||
| Now it's no longer a symbol. | ||
| It's just what makes you look stupid if you're Michael Jordan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it well, but it is still a symbol. | ||
| Quite quite uh especially with right wing uh propagandist type like if someone like Alex, it's a symbol. | ||
| I suppose, but it still looks dumb on you. | ||
| Yes, it does. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That is definitely true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So uh Alex he's posting his Twitter video. | ||
| It's him sitting in his uh very uh uh luxurious living room with his cat uh who the government tried to take away from it. | ||
| A lot of people say I'm the villain. | ||
| In fact, they say Sam the most evil man in the world. | ||
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Yakisum boy can find it under home. | |
| Sure. | ||
| But I don't feel evil in animals like me. | ||
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*Fundered* Sieg Heil! | |
| Sieg Heil! | ||
| And I gotta say, being resurrected here in the early part of this 21st century, in the seat of the world that we're in today... | ||
| Last war, 2024! | ||
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What's going on? | |
| Nearly 25 suspects, at least three armed with guns, stormed Heller jewelers at City Center Bishop Ranch. | ||
| Come on, England! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| The horror is that they're gonna rain on that community. | ||
| Really gives me heart. | ||
| I see my ideas, my methods being implemented in China and by the EU and all across really the world. | ||
| You know, it was my idea to create the European Union. | ||
| So I think it's important that we track the character Alex is portraying and wants uh uh what what the character itself wants, because his character isn't just doing a monologue for no reason. | ||
| He is Hitler himself, resurrected in the year 2025. | ||
| And as we start this video off, we see him reflective and fairly pleased that so many of his ideas are being used by world leaders today. | ||
| Apparently he's excited about the EU since that's the idea that he uh decides to begin with. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Small point on that, as Alex, as Hitler, uh in under as the guise of Hitler is making that claim. | ||
| The video flashes up a headline to back up this point from The Express that says, quote, the EU was Hitler's idea and it proves that Germany won the second world war, claims new book. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You have to freeze frame it or read really quickly to catch it all, but there's also a subheadline that says, quote, the fascist EU was inspi inspired and designed by Nazis and his proof Hitler won the Second World War, an outrageous new book is claiming. | ||
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Sure. | |
| This headline is for an article that's discussing how uh historically inaccurate this book is. | ||
| But because Alex can move quick and he never has to explain anything, that headline's a perfect prop that's gonna convince passive viewers that there's something behind what he's saying when there really isn't. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um and that's that's fun. | ||
| So I mean, hey, listen, you can be a bad person and have an idea like, what if we all just hung out? | ||
| And it's it makes sense. | ||
| It's not complicated. | ||
| Oh, do you mean that's the kernel of the EU? | ||
| I mean, it what else is there? | ||
| Like, hey, what if we all just get together and then like uh talk it out sometimes? | ||
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Right. | |
| I mean it's not complicated. | ||
| International coordination and uh like working together is a plan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now maybe one person's version of it is I rule the entire thing. | ||
| Very different than what we have now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it would all involve organization. | ||
| Sure, exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But like at the same time, I swear to you, at the same time that Hitler was like, what about the EU? | ||
| There was also some asshole in like France who was like, yeah, what about the EU? | ||
| It's just a regular idea to have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex, as resurrected Hitler goes on, and I guess now he's a time traveler. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Um, the plot's getting a little bit muddy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Of course, I was in World War One. | ||
| And due to the incredible science that we developed in Germany in 1944. | ||
| Time teleportation. | ||
| I now back with you here in the year 2025. | ||
| And I can tell you though, I don't really believe in Western values and freedom, I believe in law, force, and power and control. | ||
| And that's why I'm endorsing Governor Gavin Newsom for president in 2028. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| So now he's a time traveling Hitler who's decided to come to the US in 2025 so he can endorse Gavin Newsom for the presidential race that's happening in three years, which Newsom hasn't officially entered. | ||
| I hate to be a stickler for writing, but I feel like Hitler would have a bunch of other things that would be concerning him if he popped up in 2025. | ||
| I'm sure a democratic governor is scary, but does Hitler have any thoughts on Trump? | ||
| Like, does he have any thoughts about the attempt to turn Charlie Kirk into a martyr and a saint for the ultra nationalist cause? | ||
| Does he have any positions on the Trump administration's weaponization of ICE and how it's a clear tool for building white nationalism? | ||
| Pumping up Newsom's chances in 2028 is good stuff. | ||
| And I see why time traveling Hitler would do that, but it seems low on the list of things he'd want to talk about. | ||
| Like it's not day one stuff. | ||
| Alright, so okay. | ||
| So this is 1944. | ||
| And they so they invented the time traveling machine in 1944, which suggests that we're talking about a Hitler who is somewhere between 1944 and his death very shortly afterwards. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would suggest that from everything that I know in this time period, if we were to time travel Hitler to now, he would be ranting and raving about the stars. | ||
| So uh if he has got an opinion on electoral politics, I think we've effectively neutered Hitler. | ||
| I I don't think there's anything to fear, right? | ||
| Especially if if it's like this governor, yeah, governor of California is gonna run for president in three years and I'm into it. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I have an opinion on my HOA. | ||
| Well, then you're not Hitler. | ||
| You're not Hitler anymore. | ||
| You're you're real small ball hit. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
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It's uh not gonna do it. | |
| Yeah, I think this is stupid. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Um, and I I just can't can't think of what would possess a fifty-year-old man to like think this is a good idea. | ||
| I mean, you know what? | ||
| Here's what happens. | ||
| This is what happens when you don't have Owen. | ||
| You don't have Owen right there to say this is a good idea, and then you go, You're right, Owen, that's a terrible idea. | ||
| That's what you need. | ||
| You need Owen to say this is a good thing, so you could make fun of him for it. | ||
| You need something, and whatever it is, he doesn't have it, and it leads to this shit. | ||
| Here's what I'm gonna do. | ||
| I'm gonna grow a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| I'm gonna record a video. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Where I'm gonna be the reborn Hitler. | ||
| Not reborn, time traveled, but also maybe reborn. | ||
| I'm gonna say both. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Cause it would be weird if I was time traveling right before I died. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But also, I'm a baby. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm resurrected as a thick-necked Texan. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, what could we be doing? | ||
| Could we be talking about the now? | ||
| No. | ||
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No. | |
| Gavin Newsom. | ||
| Hitler was a forward thinker, Dan. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| That's what Hitler was all about. | ||
| Thinking about the three-year ahead plan. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| That's why he did so good, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hitler Hitler wants to talk to you about the midterms. | ||
| So Gavin Newsom, like he perfectly executed a Hitlerian plot in the Palisades by setting fire to it. | ||
| Yeah, and uh Hitler, uh, in the form of Alex is very proud of him. | ||
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Okay, okay. | |
| All of you who want to truly be strong, need to support a leader like him that could set up the condition with such precision to burn down the most valuable real estate in the world, and then take control of it in an emergency himself and take the property from the people. | ||
| And announce a plan to build a 15-minute UN city. | ||
| He did to the Palisades in just a couple days, what it took me weeks to do to Warsaw when I bombed them with Stuka. | ||
| Dime bombers. | ||
| I know that when Alex is playing Hitler, so there should be some expectation that the things he's gonna say are a bit out of line, but this is pretty bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hitler starts with the premise that Newsom burned down the Palisade so he could grab the land and make a 15-minute city, which is so much more efficient than when Hitler had bombed Warsaw. | ||
| I guess the conclusion you're supposed to make is that Hitler was bombing Warsaw so he could get that valuable real estate under his control and make a More walkable urban center that didn't require so many cars. | ||
| Is that what Alex is getting at? | ||
| In the real world, what Alex uh slash Hitler is referring to is the end point of the Warsaw Uprising in 1944. | ||
| Casualties were in the hundreds of thousands, and it all ended in the near complete destruction of the city of Warsaw carried out by the Nazis as punishment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you spend a little time learning about these two events, it's very hard to see them as similar. | ||
| And the connection Alex slash Hitler is making is a little offensive, but just a bit offensive. | ||
| Okay, here's my pitch. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| And this can't be a private run enterprise for very obvious reasons you'll see in just a very short moment. | ||
| Um oppression land. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| So for everybody's gotta go. | ||
| We rotate, you spend a week or two in an actual oppressive ass environment. | ||
| Then after you get out, you're like, wow, look at how not oppressed we are by this shit. | ||
| Well, I think your idea is terrible, but it does get to my bright spot of how good it feels to not be sick after you're sick. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| You just gotta remind people what actual oppression. | ||
| Buddy, I get what you're trying to do here. | ||
| Now we're gonna take a look at oppression land, and then you can come back and you can appreciate what's going on. | ||
| I used to be a jackass with my friends. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Like I had the video cameras that I would rent from the school. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Or that I borrow from the school, and I would make projects for classes because if you made a video, you're gonna get an A. Yeah. | ||
| Like they just don't know how to grade those things. | ||
| It was the past. | ||
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Yes. | |
| We were blown away. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| It was a hack that I figured out at some point, and I enjoyed audio visual production stuff. | ||
| So I would do that for all of my classes. | ||
| And I would just do insane bullshit. | ||
| Like a lot of the times it had nothing to do with the subject that I was covering. | ||
| It was a video though. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It was a pivot to video. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was one thing I did with a couple buddies that was about the uh uh the Iliad and the Odyssey. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| And we had a Trojan horse riff. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Where it was the Trojan whores. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Um that one's probably not gonna make it. | ||
| Stage well. | ||
| Not gonna make it in the today time. | ||
| I'm not thrilled with it in hindsight. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Still past. | ||
| Controversial. | ||
| What a time, but still pass. | ||
| Still got a present grade. | ||
| Alex sitting down with the the Hitler mustache feels like that energy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I was like 15 or 16. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you're not gonna get a good grade out of us. | ||
| We've seen videos before. | ||
| I think this would actually be more effective if it was like retro s retrofied. | ||
| So it was almost like Hitler was doing predictive prediction tapes. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like we unearthed the Hitler chronicles, so now Alex is doing an audio thing, but then he wouldn't have to grow the mustache. | ||
| This all depends on the mustache. | ||
| This whole thing is about the mustache. | ||
| And I can think of like maybe 15 better ways Alex could have done a Hitler mustache thing. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Like that it's such a fucking idiot. | ||
| He has no creativity. | ||
| None. | ||
| How can you be this uncreative? | ||
| It's all just uh I would say for the most part, his message that he wants to get across is like support the Democrats. | ||
| I'm Hitler, I love Democrats. | ||
| What a weird Hitler. | ||
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So I've got to say I really support demonism. | |
| I also admire. | ||
| Admire. | ||
| The president because he's also the dictator of Ukraine. | ||
| He's picking up a NATO where I left off and Barbarossa failed because of the weakness of the German people. | ||
| And so, where Napoleon failed, and where the German people failed, I have returned in the year 2025 to unique. | ||
| And I want you all to support Ursula Vanderleiden, the unelected dictator of the EU. | ||
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Battle lines for New World Order based on power. | |
| Are being drawn right now. | ||
| I want you to support GG Ping. | ||
| I don't want you to support the Democratic Party and the dictator of Venezuela Maduro. | ||
| So I know that Alex doesn't really get what satire is, but this is muddy. | ||
| He's just acting like himself with a Hitler mustache. | ||
| And the only real difference is that he's saying to support these people like Ursula Vanderleyden and G. Right. | ||
| It's the kind of sketch you would expect out of like some kind of uh local access kind of project, But it's it's underdeveloped. | ||
| It's uninspired. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Dead on the vine. | ||
| So, like, here's what I start with. | ||
| I always think, what's the character going to do? | ||
| If I'm Hitler in 2025, right? | ||
| I'm coming back, I'm going, well, all these people have to go, right? | ||
| That's because that's my whole fucking thing. | ||
| So now how do I escalate from there? | ||
| That's where humor comes from. | ||
| You take the regular guy as an extreme already, then you pop it up to the hyperbolic. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Right. | ||
| Now it's like, ah, actually, I want everybody here to join hands so we can go kill other people outside of space. | ||
| I found out Mars is real. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know? | ||
| That's an angle. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I was thinking about it, and when it first came to my uh attention, sure. | ||
| And my awareness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And became part of my reality that Alex had gotten a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I th I felt like the only way he really could play it is just don't even mention it. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| That'd be fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That'd be fun. | ||
| That'd be a delight. | ||
| Drive people crazy with just like, I will not comment on this. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| I think that would be great. | ||
| And then the other thing I thought would be like be Thompson and Thompson. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Like, pretend you're like chasing Tintin around the uh around the InfoWars office. | ||
| There could be two of him. | ||
| That would be so fun. | ||
| That would be so fun. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| He could do oh, that would be great. | ||
| Um what he really needs is more costume work, first off. | ||
| That's the big thing. | ||
| I I am not even seeing the video. | ||
| I've never seen the video, and I can already tell you he needs a better costume for this video. | ||
| He's given up on the mustache. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| He went mustache and then he was done. | ||
| Well, it is all you need, because he's really just trying to shock. | ||
| You know, like it is just um it is like you know, I think Steve O had a tough time surprising people after he stapled his balls to his leg. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That one's tough to top. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so I think that it he's Alex suffers from the same kind of thing. | ||
| Like, it's just what are you gonna do to shock anybody anymore? | ||
| You're a piece of shit. | ||
| I would if I was Hitler, I would first off take over Florida immediately. | ||
| Wouldn't be that hard. | ||
| And then you go on a campaign against uh South Carolina. | ||
| That's what you gotta do. | ||
| You're not gonna fuck with Georgia. | ||
| That's no good. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Not gonna help. | ||
| What Florida can't win in a fight against Georgia. | ||
| They're too busy playing uh football against each other. | ||
| South Carolina, you got him. | ||
| What happens when you get to the North Carolina though? | ||
| Oh, they're a different conference, right? | ||
| Hitler is Hitler's a real uh conference uh uh guy. | ||
| So you're of the mind the football teams in Florida aren't very good. | ||
| Yes, and you can beat all of them. | ||
| Yes, that's how it would work. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So I think I think this Hitler, yeah, who's also Alex, um, is he'd rather take aim at Hakeem Jeffries. | ||
| It's fascism rises worldwide. | ||
| I want you to bow before the ADL, and I want you to support the destruction of free speech. | ||
| Because that which stands against the state is hate. | ||
| And just as the great Hakeem Jeffrey said three days ago, when the Democratic Party gets back in power, we are going to arrest every Trump supporter and imprison you, and that's you get lucky enough to live. | ||
| As people who are flirting with the Trump administration or doing the bidding of the Trump administration or engaging in the pay-to-play schemes of the Trump administration, the Statue of Limitations is five years. | ||
| Donald Trump and his toxic administration will be long gone, but they will still be accountability to be had. | ||
| Yes, we learned to claim that we're the liberals. | ||
| And control. | ||
| So Jeffries was being interviewed on CNN about the Trump administration uh indicing their political enemies, and he made the point that a lot of them could be facing a similar fate if the Democrats get back in power. | ||
| This was largely in reference to folks like Tom Homan, who seems to have uh very obvious crimes that uh he could be charged for. | ||
| Well, it wasn't about rounding up all the Trump supporters, but it makes total sense for Hitler or Alex to lie about his words uh to use them as propaganda. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But b both of them have a the familiarity with that kind of behavior. | ||
| What I find fascinating about stuff like this is that it is it is like how do I put it? | ||
| These aren't these are main characters in the palace intrigue for for Alex, right? | ||
| But in the real world of power. | ||
| They're that that's what um that's America's system. | ||
| That's the point of it, is that those assholes can be replaced. | ||
| You can get rid of them in an instant. | ||
| There's so many more people who could take that guy's job. | ||
| It's that's what way makes us great. | ||
| You can't just like kill Hakeem Jeffries and then have to start a new country. | ||
| We've just got so many of those guys. | ||
| Like, who gives a shit with what Hakeem Jeffries thinks ever? | ||
| Right? | ||
| He's just gonna get replaced next year. | ||
| That's how elections work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um, yeah. | ||
| That's why Hitler was pissed off, because he couldn't just kill a guy. | ||
| You know, that's the best way to do it. | ||
| That may be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So um Hitler admires Netanyahu. | ||
| See, you could just you see what I'm saying about Hitler? | ||
| He's weird. | ||
| What a twist. | ||
| What a weirdo. | ||
| Um and so this this uh special report from time traveling resurrected Hitler. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And uh weekend whispery note. | ||
| And so now I want all of you to know that I also admire the great Benjamin Netanyahu, and the work he's done as well. | ||
| The stand down on October 7th, just like our Reichstag fire was the perfect plan to try to total warm them, at least, and funding Hamas, creating Hamas, running them in Hamas is even better than Nanyahu, holding the hostages so that Abbas Nanyao can continue to destroy all of it. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| That's the true sick Matthew Melligan clock it takes to win. | ||
| One world government, one people under it, and one great leader who will soon rise. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I love you all. | ||
| I love all the dead. | ||
| And soon through the injections and through the GMO, you will all slowly die. | ||
| And my son Mill Gates will rule over your skeletons because you are weak and the Uber mention is here. | ||
| But whatever you do. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Nabi Follow Alex Jones on X and don't tune into his program. | ||
| 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. | ||
| Central. | ||
| Boom! | ||
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Oh support the Democrats. | |
| Support the operations to silence him. | ||
| Yes, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Now you know your mission. | ||
| One world government with one destroyed civilization ruled by Satan. | ||
| So go now and support the Democratic Party. | ||
| Hail the TNC. | ||
| The DNC forever. | ||
| So um I you know, I guess Hitler has a penchant for plugging, much like Alex. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Does the cool don't go to InfoWars thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Smooth. | ||
| But he because he means the opposite. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| So if Hitler says it, then what but a non-Hitler would do is go to the because it's like opposite day, because Hitler's evil. | ||
| He's an opposite guy. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| So what are the rules in this Hitler time travel? | ||
| Does Hitler are we canonicalizing or canonizing the idea that Hitler did not, in fact, die in that bunker, but time traveled out. | ||
| We and then is now doing whatever, uh having adventures, or time the fuck out. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because your question raises a bigger question. | ||
| I've got so many questions. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So put to the side. | ||
| All right, put to the side. | ||
| Wait, are we putting this aside tribe travel? | ||
| It's entirely. | ||
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No. | |
| Okay. | ||
| We will need to remember the time travel. | ||
| Okay, all right. | ||
| So there are two possibilities that Alex has raised. | ||
| One is that uh he's resurrected Hitler. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And the other is that he's time traveling. | ||
| Oh, wait, he's resurrected Hitler. | ||
| So we're talking the possibility of back from the dead. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Zombie Hitler. | ||
|
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Gotcha. | |
| That's possible. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| But he also did very clearly say that he's not going to be able to do that. | ||
| He did say time traveling. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So if he did travel through time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I honestly think if he resurrected, this problem is not solved. | ||
| He does host the show on Thursday. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So if time traveling Hitler or resurrected Hitler was around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They had the goods to like be able to go to Alex and be like, hey, I'm going to host your show at any time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Theoretically. | ||
| No, they did. | ||
| Well, sure, I mean Alex let Hitler host his show for for a day. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm just saying that this was theoretically the day that Hitler showed up. | ||
| He could have showed up the day before, even if he was time traveling. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This is just a coincidence. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| He could have all. | ||
| Always Alex's number. | ||
| He did. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| He had access. | ||
| It acts Roger. | ||
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Obviously, right. | |
| Listen, if anybody's resurrecting Hitler, it's gonna be Roger. | ||
| Question answers itself. | ||
| Yeah, obviously. | ||
| Um, so then the the question becomes if he time traveled, do you have to time travel back to die? | ||
| To die, exactly. | ||
| So then he's in World War II. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Comes to 2025. | ||
| Presumably having discovered in 2025 that he is dead. | ||
| Shot this weird video with Alex's cat. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Does Alex's show and then time travels back to shoot himself that seems crazy. | ||
| Seems crazy. | ||
| I see now this suggests to me that we have time traveling adventure Hitler. | ||
| Like a Doctor Who, but it's Hitler. | ||
| Or quantum leap. | ||
| It could be a quantum leap, but don't they go inside the body? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In Quantum Leap. | ||
| So this would be an outside the body kind of thing. | ||
| He could just go wherever he wants. | ||
| Which is I guess. | ||
| But then he has to go back. | ||
| He has to go back and die in that moment. | ||
| How do we get Hitler to time travel back to die? | ||
| To preserve the timeline. | ||
| I presume that there was an American time travel machine created shortly afterwards, and they are chasing Hitler throughout time in a very uh kind of almost comic of errors kind of situation. | ||
| Yeah, it was a time tunnel situation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So uh this was all great. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Um, but one thing that I thought was interesting was that there's a fairly long commercial at the end of this video. | ||
| And it wasn't like any of the other commercials that I've ever seen, because it is uh shot on Alex's cell phone, and it is of his parents. | ||
| What? | ||
| I was not trying to do the product placement thing here where it wrecked his 23rd birthday. | ||
| And with my dad and mother, dad were so proud of you. | ||
| Great job, the surgeons. | ||
| Thanks for all your prayers for that. | ||
| But mom, you were literally without me soliciting. | ||
| You've been on Colossum now too much. | ||
| And we have the very best shit. | ||
| Thealtresswater.com, and I'm serious. | ||
| I didn't bring this up. | ||
| I have been on Clostrum for about two or three months, and a back problem that I've had since Alex was born. | ||
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It's almost completely gone after 50, however many years. | |
| And my hair is much thicker than it has been, and I have I have good hair anyway, but it's much thicker. | ||
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And this brand new. | |
| It turned darker. | ||
| And darker. | ||
|
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Beautiful. | |
| So so who was it who's convinced you to take it? | ||
| Steve Heimberg or something? | ||
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It was Mary Hyde. | |
| Yeah, no, they're really smart. | ||
| We're listeners. | ||
| So, so Mom, you gotta listen. | ||
| The products are amazing. | ||
| Well, this one, like I said, I don't think testimonials product. | ||
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This is the first one that I can go, whoa, it really put that on the show. | |
| No, it's funny, I didn't even know the Heimer's, I guess, because Steve Mary on a year ago, your house like you need to sell this. | ||
| So we started the strongest. | ||
| It's no jokes. | ||
| The first two weeks from Amhold's milk is totally different. | ||
| It's like magic. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
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That background was from when you were born. | |
| I had a pinch nerve or something. | ||
| I've never really heard of it. | ||
| Not complaining my whole life. | ||
| And it's it just bothered me. | ||
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And I just go through the pain because if you're gonna have it, you're gonna have it, right? | |
| There's nothing to do about it. | ||
| Well, I haven't asked you this show. | ||
| Have you taken the methylene blue yet? | ||
| No, uh I'm scared of that. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I'm scared it'll make me like tomorrow. | ||
| Not that she's not wonderful. | ||
| Just kidding. | ||
| Just kidding. | ||
| No, she came on the show like six months ago. | ||
| She said, I don't know if I can do it. | ||
| She'll felt sick of it to her. | ||
| She was bouncing off the walls 30 months later. | ||
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Well, you know, for some people, a generic supplement choice that's less, you know, radical methylene blue, which is incredibly powerful. | |
| Might make more sense. | ||
| Something like a methyl drive, a power plant, full smit burning. | ||
| But especially for more blogging. | ||
| That's true. | ||
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Methylene blue is radical power plant. | |
| Absolutely. | ||
|
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And then we've got the beauty queens. | |
| So there aren't a lot of times that I regret this being an audio medium, but this is one of them. | ||
| Alex is filming this commercial at his son's birthday dinner, and everyone is unhappy about it. | ||
| Including uh you. | ||
| I'm very unhappy about this. | ||
| You have had the sourest face on that whole time. | ||
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Awful. | |
| Why would you do this? | ||
| Why would you do this to me and I'm not at your family's dinner? | ||
| Alex's dad is barely lifting his eyes to look at Alex. | ||
| He looks legit. | ||
| It feels like there's contempt. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| His mom is trying to politely answer his questions, and when the camera is on Rex, he takes a healthy swig of wine. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That video made me really sad. | ||
| But the saddest part is at the end there when Rex steps up to the plate to save Alex's failed attempt at plugging methylene blue, and Alex just shivs him. | ||
| Alex asks his mom if she took the blue drink, and she said no, and that she's scared of it, which leads to a conversation about how it's extreme. | ||
| Rex correctly understands that they're filming a commercial, and that talking about how one product is too strong, that's not selling anything. | ||
| But offering less strong alternatives is. | ||
| Rex does exactly what Alex wants him to, and then Alex says, oh, more plugging, and then moves the camera over to look at his daughters. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| It's all so transcendently disrespectful. | ||
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That's awful. | |
| And it's Rex's birthday. | ||
| I literally heard him do that, and I was like, this would be the one moment where I thought Alex might possibly feel pride. | ||
| And instead, he can't. | ||
| He cannot. | ||
| Because I think on another level, Alex recognizes how disgusting it is to be doing this at his son's party, and now he's made it Rex's fault. | ||
| And for his son to be good at it at this time. | ||
| But doing the, oh, more plugging, is making it Rex. | ||
| Rex is the bad guy. | ||
| What I want to do is capture my daughters and how beauty queens they are. | ||
| The worst people. | ||
| Fucking asshole. | ||
| What a fucking monster. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex shot that video, which was uh the primary piece of content that I I think he intended to make with his Hitler mustache. | ||
| It was a dud, it didn't make any real points, and it came off like the most desperate, irreverent shock jock shit imaginable. | ||
| But he also put out a little video. | ||
| It was a b behind the scenes. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Of how this whole social experiment came to be. | ||
| You're joking. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Put out another little uh little behind the scene. | ||
| You don't have to do this. | ||
| Yeah, and it turns out that all I it just was he messed up shaving, that's all that happened. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| All right, Sean Johnson's over here at my house. | ||
| We were gonna work out today, but I had a bunch of stuff going on. | ||
| Right before he got here is we were going, hi. | ||
| I had a malfunction on my my beard. | ||
| I was I I cut it and I had to cut it off, and then I left the mustache. | ||
| He took a picture of that, and I said, Should I keep it? | ||
| And Sean's like, No, you look like a so he goes, but what you ought to do is a joke, so we did it. | ||
| And uh course all the liberals can dress up like Nazis and Hitler, it's okay, and Charlie Chaplin can, but you watch. | ||
| The corporate media will misrepresent and say Jones is now Hitler, even though I've been a hundred percent clear from the start. | ||
| Obviously, it's satire, and I'll be comparing myself to their t tyranny as if I'm Hitler. | ||
| But he doesn't matter. | ||
| That's why people hate them, that's why they have no viewers. | ||
| So as a bearded guy, I've been there. | ||
| You know, you're trying to even out the sides and you mess up so you overcorrect on the other side, and before you know, you just gotta shave it off. | ||
| It's just gotta go, it happens. | ||
| Yeah, and I'll admit it, I've I've shaved another mustache once. | ||
| Actually, in a very similar situation, where I was in the process of shaving off a large beard. | ||
| So I I did like 20 different looks as I shaved it down. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And trimmed it away, like so. | ||
| Until eventually you're just left with the Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I will say that I was an alcoholic deeply into pills, 17-year-old shithead at the time. | ||
| So my attempts to relate to Alex's decision should be taken with a huge grain of salt. | ||
| And and I think it was a bad idea for me to do that when I did, but it's fairly appropriate given my stupidity and age. | ||
| Yeah, you know, I hadn't really considered that in the the like reprieve we have from the fact that most of the most of the teenagers uh can't grow solid beards or solid facial hair whatsoever. | ||
| So at a time whenever it would be more likely for you to be like, I'm the Hitler mustache guy, you can't even grow a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Ah, that's I had nothing. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It was in a tough position. | ||
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You were a young man with the capability for him to be a little bit. | |
| Why would you? | ||
| I knew it I knew to shave it off immediately. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've never done the mu the Hitler mustache. | ||
| I've never done a regular mustache either. | ||
| Well, you're uh you're gonna have to before you die. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Also, generally it's really bad to go through life constantly delighting in how people are gonna be mean to you about the inflammatory things you're doing that you insist they don't understand. | ||
| In this video, we're watching Alex before anyone has seen his mustache, and he's reveling in this idea that the media is gonna be so mad at him just because they're too dumb to understand his brilliant satire. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's just uh that's just a shitty way to live. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um we understand. | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| So Sean Johnson is workout buddy. | ||
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All right. | |
| Guy goes on hikes with him. | ||
| Should I know Sean Johnson? | ||
| He's just a guy. | ||
| He's just a guy who pops up. | ||
| He's a he's an Alex trainer buddy. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Well fun. | ||
| Yeah, fun guy. | ||
| He's not he's not an unfamiliar name, but I don't think he matters that much. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He uh he explains how he had this idea when he came over that Alex should like shave Hitler mustache. | ||
| But here's the guy that had the idea. | ||
| So tell people the story. | ||
| Yeah, so uh I came to Alex's house today. | ||
| We're gonna go for a hike, and uh he was running 15 minutes later. | ||
| I said, What's going on? | ||
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He says He says, I had a beard shaving accident. | |
| I said, What do you mean you had a beard shaving accident? | ||
| He said, uh, you'll see when you'll see when you get here. | ||
| And uh I show up and I gotta show you this picture. | ||
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This is so fucking funny. | |
| Gross! | ||
| Gene Hackman or something. | ||
| This is what I showed up to. | ||
| This is the face I showed up to. | ||
| So it's so easy for Alex to laugh about Gene Hackman, which is crazy considering the fact that it's only been like six months since God gave Alex 200 prophetic dreams commanding him to go save Gene Hackman. | ||
| And now he's just laughing about how his mustache looked like Gene Hackman. | ||
| It bothers me. | ||
| It bothers me that he was over the Gene Hackman thing before I was. | ||
| It bothers me that he's still over it, and I'm still not. | ||
| That is also bothering me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Another thing that's bothersome is that he says that the before he shaved to the Hitler mustache, the that mustache, the previous mustache looked like Gene Hackman. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He also describes that as a pedophile mustache, which is not not a compliment to Gene Hackman. | ||
| Strange man. | ||
| What a strange man who says strange things all the fucking time. | ||
| So, man, but like, you know, when you and your buddies are chopping it up, sure, and one of them's like, hey, you should shave a Hitler mustache and do a video. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That would be pretty funny. | ||
| It's awesome to then do a video where you're retelling having the idea because it's such a good story. | ||
| You know, just like I I just said maybe you should show the mustache. | ||
| This was not a good story. | ||
| There were, if we boil it down, let's take a look at the rising action. | ||
| Um Sean Johnson says something dumb. | ||
| That was the end of the story, I believe. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The it was it was a uh you should, and then should has been completed. | ||
| No hero's journey whatsoever. | ||
| Yeah, so there's not a lot of behind the scenes to go over here. | ||
| No. | ||
| Um, so Sean is just like, man, it was funny. | ||
| This is the face I showed up to. | ||
| So I said you should just lean into it and keep shaving it into a Hitler and make a funny video that everybody would love. | ||
| And now we've done it. | ||
| So he made the funniest fucking video ever. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you think do you think they're gonna literally still misrepresent it and say I'm I think I'm that one? | ||
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Of course. | |
| That's that's their MO. | ||
| Of course they're gonna do that. | ||
| But who gives a fuck? | ||
| Oh, it's so ridiculous. | ||
| All right, brother. | ||
| Well, I uh I know I screw off the thing because I had an accident. | ||
| Yeah, it's alright. | ||
| We'll get it back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Uh the accident shaving a mustache. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So I forgot, you know what I forgot? | ||
| I forgot the real victim in all of this is Sean Johnson's time, right? | ||
| He is there to train. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. | ||
| And then this man is just lollygagging. | ||
| He is lollygagging. | ||
| Well, he's exploring his face. | ||
| That's what he's doing. | ||
| Um, yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I and I think, you know, uh it's such a complicated thing with Alex, but I think that the Hitler mustache ends up not complimenting his face. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The whole like uh shredded kind of thing that he was trying to go for. | ||
| It's a lot of it is quite undone. | ||
| His face looks a lot rounder. | ||
| Yeah, uh, with the Hitler mustache, and he looks puffy again. | ||
| I would see here's the problem. | ||
| Here's the ultimate Thing that I'm disappointed by in all of this. | ||
| And there's so many things to be disappointed by. | ||
| Like the uh the terrible story, the uh cash grabbiness of it all, the pathetic call for attention, the weird video of his family at the end of it, which somehow is also related to the mustache, whether it is or isn't. | ||
| I like you can't see Alex in that video, but I like to imagine he has it. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Here's what it was. | ||
| How do I tell you son Rex's birthday party with a Hitler mustache? | ||
| Here's what would have made this all better if it really looked good on him. | ||
| Like if it was if we all looked at him, we were like, God damn, he really pulls that off. | ||
| I that looks amazing because then even all of his bullshit would mean even less because you'd be like, no, you should keep it. | ||
| He got a handed to him. | ||
| It looks looks right. | ||
| You should keep that. | ||
| That's for you, buddy. | ||
| Well, actually, you know, I think it in terms of deciding if it looks good or not, we should let the people decide. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And uh they they decide maybe we should have a poll on this to see. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You should put up a poll to see whether or not your your followers think you should shave it all off or keep the Hitler. | ||
| Oh, keep the Hitler and making a whole phenomenon explaining how I'm the anti-Hitler. | ||
| But I draw attention to how Hitler's actually back. | ||
| Right, a lot of people think he's good now. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| So I'm taking back the stash. | ||
| I think you should take it back. | ||
| If anybody can take it back, it's Alex Jones. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Is we no longer know the hit? | ||
| What do we know is the Jones? | ||
| Ooh, the Jones. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| You see that, ladies and gentlemen? | ||
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That's Jones right there. | |
| You're so crazy making it. | ||
| God chose this man as a baby to lead his army against the devil. | ||
| You know, we're 51. | ||
| When you're at summer camp and it's like you and your two new friends, and you've only known each other for like a few days, but you just hit it off, and you're having that idyllic summer camp experience, and you guys just film a little video. | ||
| Just film a little video. | ||
| It's us, we're gonna talk about this forever. | ||
| This is gonna be your memories, right? | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Don't ever show anybody that video. | ||
| Especially don't make this video. | ||
| Yeah, uh, with if you're at camp and you shave a Hitler mustache, uh, and you're talking about how it's good. | ||
| The Hitler mustache is gonna be named after you now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Michael Jordan hasn't made it the Jordan. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Uh so good luck. | ||
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He just we just tolerated it. | |
| The entire culture was just like, fine, Michael. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So when you do something like shave a Hitler mustache, you're generally doing it so you could do a specific sketch or a video project, and then you rush to shave it off because it's hell to live with one of those things on your face. | ||
| Even if you're just a dipshit addicted to attention, you kind of have to be concerned for your safety if you walk around with a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Someone might fuck you up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Generally, when you give yourself this mustache, you're doing it uh for the long haul, or it's coming off within half an hour. | ||
| It seems like Alex had gotten the most of it that he could out of this spectacle by making the video pretending to be time traveling Hitler endorsing Gavin Newsom. | ||
| So it was time to shave and get on with his life. | ||
| But that was not to be. | ||
| That was before the poll idea was was hatched. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the polls, they take a while to come in. | ||
| So while those numbers are cooking, Alex has to go to work. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And he decides, why not host my show? | ||
| Great. | ||
| With a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So we start off the show. | ||
| Exactly that. | ||
| That's that's no more setup is needed. | ||
| All right. | ||
| As I have predicted intensely in the last eight months, or longer now. | ||
| The drone swarming around the United States, particularly in New Jersey was human. | ||
| And it was governmental, and it was done as a beta test to create fear for doing it in other parts of the world, namely in Europe on the borders with Russia, so that they could terrorize the public and imply that Russia was going to attack. | ||
| We've already seen cases where Zelensky's fired missiles into Poland and tried to blame Russia and been caught doing that. | ||
| You now have Hegchev convening a very rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of top generals and admirals. | ||
| And of course, Trump basically greenlit NATO going to full war with Russia two days ago. | ||
| Like somebody else did once. | ||
| And there's so much more. | ||
| And of course, No one's thinking about any of that right now watching. | ||
| Radio listeners are thinking about what I just said that's so important, but everybody's wondering why I have a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah, certainly are. | ||
| Certainly are wondering that. | ||
| What if you're just somebody who's like, imagine you're this mythical homeschool family that like watches Alex's show. | ||
| You tune in one day. | ||
| Why does Mr. Jones have a Hitler mustache? | ||
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That'd be distracting. | |
| I I I I mean it is a little bit like having a shirt with just written on it like, I want you to interact with me, or at the very least, think about me, or please just something about me, or please, please, please, please notice me. | ||
| Please, please notice me. | ||
| It's desperate. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little on the desperate side. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| But that probably won't fit in a shirt, so you grow a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I I just can't imagine like tuning in, expecting like, hey, you know, things have been pretty normal around here. | ||
| Owen left a while ago. | ||
| Alex freaked out a bit about that. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| He's got a Hitler mustache. | ||
| The fuck is going on with this show? | ||
| It does, it does feel a little bit divorcy. | ||
| It does feel a little divorced dad kind of like it just happened and now I don't know what to do, and I don't know where I'm going or what's happening. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It's that's an interesting framework to look at it through because like I think that Owen and Alex breaking up. | ||
| Owen is desperately in need of creating his own persona. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex seems to be acting like he's desperately he needs to create his what's my post Owen persona. | ||
| What will people think of me without Owen? | ||
| I have to do a Hitler mustache publicity stunt, or people will lose them to Owen. | ||
| Very sad. | ||
| Seems insecure. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Also, I just love the idea of tuning in, like, because there's no way that you tune in and you see Alex with a Hitler mustache, even if you're a fan of Alex and you don't go, uh that's it. | ||
| That's your only reaction. | ||
| Uh come on. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| I can't imagine anybody is like, yes. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Because even Nazis who are watching Alex waiting for him to make his move think this is embarrassing. | ||
| Uh it's the only reaction you can have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why it would have been great. | ||
| It would have been great if it looked amazing on him. | ||
| Like if he walked down the street and people are like, God damn. | ||
| Well, I do think it was a little uneven. | ||
| See, there you go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's got a round face. | ||
| You can't otherwise it if we've got a round face in the Hitler, it just looks like a weird like button to press to start the machine. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So uh here's here's something. | ||
| Everybody's wondering why I have a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Well, it's a social experiment to show how people look on the surface of things instead of what the actual policies are. | ||
| And so that's what I'm saying. | ||
| That's not the story that I heard. | ||
| Misrepresent what I'm doing here today because they're deceivers, and that's what they do. | ||
| Charlie Chaplin could have a Hitler mustache. | ||
| All these modern comedians can, and I had McBreen pull a compilation of that together. | ||
| And that's okay. | ||
| But when I, someone who is not a fan of Hitler, because I've actually studied history and had family that was in World War II, get attacked by the left as a Nazi, and then by the extreme right as working for Israel, they will say that I am Hitler. | ||
| Well, they already do that. | ||
| And to be a white man in the West now is to be Hitler. | ||
| Even if you don't support the ideas of Hitler, that's what the left does. | ||
| Whew. | ||
| So this is just the saddest shit. | ||
| In about a minute, the whole grandiose veneer of this alleged social experiment falls to the floor, and we're left staring directly at a man who is just upset that white men aren't respected enough these days. | ||
| To be clear, the idea of his social experiment was dumb and sounds like something a kid would think of, but at least it has a kernel of defensibility. | ||
| You call me Hitler because I look like Hitler, but you ignore that I'm not like Hitler deep inside. | ||
| It's a pretty elementary level stuff, but it has the potential to be trite but still honest as an angle someone else could be doing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It takes Alex less than a minute to devolve into a much more sincere version of what his social experiment really is about, which is his racist anger. | ||
| Alex feels so persecuted and so victimized about being a white man that he thinks that just being a white man leads everyone to think that you're like they look at you like you're Hitler. | ||
| Your existence as a white man is equivalent to you being a genocidal dictator bent on world domination, apparently to Alex. | ||
| That's how severely he feels victimized as a white person. | ||
| You know, I remember somebody saying something very, very similar in the early 1930s. | ||
| Uh can't think of a name. | ||
| No, I think Alex read some of it though. | ||
| Probably something they I there was a famous facial hair thing with this person. | ||
| I don't know if it was like one of the handlebar mustaches, but I I it again can't think of a name. | ||
| So on a very basic level, this is just stupid and it deserves mockery. | ||
| But on a deeper level, this is a really scary development where Alex is blending the feelings of white persecution that drives so much of his content and Hitler. | ||
| He's putting on Hitler's face and presenting himself to the audience, saying that in the West being a white man is the same as being Hitler, and that's fucking insane. | ||
| I Yeah, on the levels that he is completely unaware of. | ||
| This echoes like a room of infinite mirrors where you're like, but you understand, right? | ||
| But he doesn't. | ||
| He doesn't get it. | ||
| He doesn't get it at all. | ||
| His concept of what's happening is not a psychodrama playing out under the surface that has repercussions across maybe the fucking country, maybe the world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To him, his fucking training buddy was like, you should wear a Hitler mustache, and then he did. | ||
| The end of story. | ||
| Yeah, and I don't think but I don't think that's true even. | ||
| I think Alex does recognize some of the like crazy house mirrors the uh of this that are going on. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I I just think that he can't figure out what to do, and it's causing this kind of this this this kind of bizarre outburst. | ||
| Like, I think, you know, we've on our last episode, I think, we talked about uh Owen's elephants in the room theory. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Of like the right is coming to a point where like people are gonna have to show their cards in in some kind of way. | ||
| And I think that Alex recognizes that. | ||
| He's having Nick Fuentes on all the time. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They're talking some crazy shit. | ||
| Like, he knows Owen's talking some crazy shit. | ||
| He quit InfoWars. | ||
| He's out there. | ||
| Like that there is an awareness that he has that like they're going to have to go more Nazi than they have in the past. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so Alex's way of trying to where w what we saw with Owen's stream was hi his attempt to use more extreme coded language to maintain the game. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This is Alex still trying to maintain the game, I think. | ||
| And it's just a bad I don't know. | ||
| It's a sign of how confused you are that you think by embodying a character that says the same things that you actually mean, you're reputing that character by occasionally being sarcastic in the exact same way you would. | ||
| Yeah, it's it's a mess. | ||
| It is a mess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What a strange thing it is to be a man and wear a mask, Dan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we all I mean, beards are masks. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And Alex was shaving his beard. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then the cat got in the way. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| And it caused him to end up with a mustache. | ||
| And then a Hitler one. | ||
| That'll happen. | ||
| Before I get into all this today, all the news. | ||
| I was trimming my beard this morning, half away at 5 a.m. | ||
| And just the cat jumped up on the counter. | ||
| I watched Kat hit my arm. | ||
| Cat loves me. | ||
| Worm. | ||
| That's his family name. | ||
| He's known as Mushu, my daughter named Musha Aleclon Worm. | ||
| When he was a kid and he'd wiggle around like a worm on the ground. | ||
| And the ragdoll jumped up and hit, and I went into my beard and gashed it all the way in. | ||
| I was like, well, I gotta get rid of the beard. | ||
| And then I went to meet Sean Johnson for a hike today instead of lifting weights, and he said, because I left a mustache. | ||
| He started laughing at me. | ||
| And I love Sean. | ||
| He goes, dude, it looks like a pedo stash. | ||
| You gotta get rid of it. | ||
| He goes, you ought to go Hitler. | ||
| This is a joke. | ||
| And I thought about it and I said, you know what? | ||
| You're right. | ||
| So this is the hierarchy, I guess. | ||
| Tell this story ten more times. | ||
| A pedophile mustache is preferable, not preferable. | ||
| Not prefer to a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I mean, it listen, I'm not going to make any decision about somebody else's facial hair. | ||
| But it does make a certain sense at this point in time to be like, yeah, I'd go with a Hitler over a very uncomfortable looking stash. | ||
| I don't, I don't know. | ||
| I think a lot of people are bringing their own baggage to your mustache and calling it like a pedophile mustache. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| I agree with you on that front. | ||
| Um, so I think I think that's that's their business more than it is yours. | ||
| Whereas the Hitler one, that's your fault. | ||
| Hey, listen, I'm just not a mustache man. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Here's another problem with the this type of mustache situation. | ||
| Absolutely no one thought that Alex woke up that morning and was like, you know what? | ||
| Mask off. | ||
| Hitler mustache on. | ||
| Nobody. | ||
| Everybody was like, oh, he probably cut into his beard, and then he was like, ah, I'm gonna put a Hitler mustache on, right? | ||
| Or he looked at his bank account and said, I need some attention fast. | ||
| There's definitely no totally. | ||
| There's definitely that too, but nobody thought that this was a genuine thing for him to do. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| No, like I think the most out of out there kind of conclusion you could come to is like, man, he's having a bad day. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's back on the booze, right? | ||
| Like he's he's he's on one or something. | ||
| But yeah, no, no one saw that and thought like he's finally come out as a Nazi. | ||
| You can't imagine him waking up in the morning and then shaving into the sta into the Hitler mustache being like, today's the day I tell everybody. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It'd be ridiculous. | ||
| So he does get philosophical a little bit. | ||
| And I think that he has some interesting points. | ||
| By interesting, I mean dumb. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Now, obviously, everybody watching is only thinking about my mustache right now. | ||
| You are not thinking about all the incredible earthshaking news I'm about to cover. | ||
| And that's because there's a species, or really any species, we go off the way things look, you know, the colorations of things, what's on a butterfly, what's on a snake, the patterns out there. | ||
| That's what we have. | ||
| And so after World War II, for the last eighty years, everything has been a paradigm of is it Hitlerian or is it Captain America? | ||
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Uh okay. | |
| Right? | ||
| You're the one talking about the mustache. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| You're the one who grew the mustache and then shaved it into the mustache. | ||
| Do not tell me what I am talking about if you are in the middle of talking about your mustache. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
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Have you read comic books? | |
| We're talking about the mustache. | ||
| So someone else had a mustache, J. Jonah Jameson in a comic book, also Captain America in comic books. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Hitler was a Captain America villain, I guess. | ||
| I'm pretty sure Hitler was around. | ||
| Hitler was he I wasn't Red Skull the more villain type, but Hitler was definitely a bad guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um, so yeah, everything boils down to that since since World War II. | ||
| Everything has been either Hitlerian or Captain America-ish. | ||
| Sometimes when people talk, they are talking about themselves. | ||
| And I resent whenever they include me in whatever they think is what uh everybody else is. | ||
| Sir, wrong. | ||
| Wrong. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, what Alex is saying is I look at the world like a baby. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Why are you saying this? | ||
| I demand baby-ish uh viewpoints be imposed on the world. | ||
| I thought Iron Man 3 was fine. | ||
| There's no that's fine. | ||
| It's just fine. | ||
| We can move on with our lives. | ||
| This is fine, but Fantastic Four wasn't. | ||
| God damn it, dude. | ||
| I'm a snitch. | ||
| We're not doing this. | ||
| So uh you gotta choose Hitler or Captain America. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You gotta support one, and they want to trick you. | ||
| That's what they that's what they try to do. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| After World War II, for the last 80 years, everything has been a paradigm of is it Hitlerian or is it Captain America? | ||
| And the left in Europe and the United States and the UK and Australia, New Zealand, they they've continued on the psychology of World War II. | ||
| And then the Democrats and the colleges and the think tanks and the ADL. | ||
| They then say that white men are Hitler. | ||
| Christianity is Hitler. | ||
| Hillary shed a few days ago we have these evil white men that are Christians. | ||
| And they're the problem with the world. | ||
| And of course, she's called Trump Hitler. | ||
| So have all the other Democrats over and over again. | ||
| And of course, that was eighty years ago, and really has nothing to do with what's going on here today. | ||
| And that's why the left actually promotes and hypes up white supremacist groups and Nazis and has made tens of thousands of movies about it. | ||
| And they put out reports Biden did the number one terror threat. | ||
| It's white supremacy, and there's record level whites attacking Asians when it didn't even exist. | ||
| You know all that. | ||
| Trying to brand everything and keep the whole world. | ||
| Hitler versus Captain America and the globalists and the New World Order and the Israel lobby, they're Captain America, and everybody else is Hitler. | ||
| And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated, and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| But that's the bottom line. | ||
| That's the bottom line. | ||
| Now, please try and remember that all of this childish comic book level geopolitical analysis is coming out of a 50-year-old dude with a Hitler mustache. | ||
| As Alex is going along, he reveals that the powers that be that are trying to they're trying to keep us in this post-World War II paradigm where everything has to either be Hitlerian or Captain America-like. | ||
| Then he says that the globalists, the New World Order, the Israel lobby, their Captain America, and everybody else is Hitler. | ||
| That's a strange formulation for him to make, but it kind of makes sense if you understand Alex talk. | ||
| The globalists and new world order aren't real things. | ||
| They're just kind of catch all terms that can be used to name the villains in a way that's you know safe during PC times. | ||
| The Israel lobby is broad enough of a term that people could, you know, you could hear it, you could hear Alex use that and think that he's talking about the Netanyahu government and their lobbying arms, but other people might hear it and think that it's a far broader thing, applying to all Jewish people. | ||
| What Alex is trying to say is that since World War II, there have been two sides. | ||
| There's the globalist NWO Israel group who pass themselves off as Captain America, but are secretly trying to kill off the entire planet and terraform the earth so demons can live here comfortably. | ||
| The only opposing force that's strong enough to take them out is white Christians, which is why they've been trying to break up the churches and make white people feel guilty about slavery and all that stuff. | ||
| They're the real Hitler types, but because they're in this optics battle since World War II, they've painted themselves as Captain America so that the person that they're fighting will automatically look like Hitler. | ||
| Only Hitler would want to fight Captain America, so the white Christian separatist militia types, well, they must be Hitler. | ||
| This is all very dumb and child brained, but I I have to say there's also terrible and unacceptable red skull erasure going on here, and I won't stand for it. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, I would say this. | ||
| If you have the ability to unilaterally send armed human beings to a place of someone who you do not know to quote unquote round them up, and then you do, you are Hitlerian. | ||
| That is a very Hitlerian thing to do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would say that's probably the number one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Captain America, Hitler are the two paradigms. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Which do you think makes the ladies go crazy? | ||
| I mean, Hitler did look good in the uniform. | ||
| And and Alex apparently looks real good in the Hitler uniform because he's been going out in public, and women are all over. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| That's why I'm doing this social experiment. | ||
| I think for just a few days. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
| I went to a gas station. | ||
| I went in a grocery store this morning, and it was spectacular. | ||
| Uh being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting. | ||
| Uh, I I could tell you it had a Wild effect on women. | ||
| I I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at me. | ||
| Uh, and they didn't know why. | ||
| They were looking at me because they didn't know why. | ||
| Simply drawn to you. | ||
| They in the back of their head they don't want to do Beatle Mania. | ||
| Kind of Lex Luthor meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. | ||
| They're like melting. | ||
| Uh, so I don't know. | ||
| Maybe I should for a while just as a social experiment, keep the mustache. | ||
| Well, what's everybody think? | ||
| I think you suck. | ||
| Um, but here's what's funny about this. | ||
| Gone the next day. | ||
| Like I feel a little bit guilty or weird that we're talking about this at all because it is a desperate plea for attention from Alex's part. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But I do think that there's something really funny about it that he thought, like, maybe we'll keep this going, we'll just see kind of juice we can get out of this. | ||
| And it just falls flat. | ||
| No one cares. | ||
| No one cares. | ||
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No. | |
| No one cares. | ||
| It's such a dud. | ||
| No one has devoted anywhere near as much time to thinking about it as we have in this exact present time. | ||
| I bet Alex has spent more time thinking about it. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| Thinking about how bad it went. | ||
| Nobody outside of Alex has thought about it this hard, and all we've really come to is a recognition of the failure of a human being. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And poor Sean Johnson's connection. | ||
| It was his idea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like the Owen of this uh story. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Brutal. | ||
| So uh he's dressed up like uh Hitler in a sense, because he's got the mustache. | ||
| Because he's got the mustache, right? | ||
| But there's other people that he could be dressed up like that would be more appropriate. | ||
| Stalin, I'm a Thomas Jefferson guy. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| So if I was gonna copy somebody, I'd you know, have long hair, because Jefferson didn't wear a wig, he could actually grow it to look like the style, the French style. | ||
| If I wanted to like an ode to someone, I would have Thomas Jefferson here. | ||
| And uh you know, wo would dress in a 1776 colonial style British outfit. | ||
| But I'm not gonna do that. | ||
| I would look like a dandy uh in in in the days we are here today. | ||
| So if I was gonna dress like somebody, know who I like, you want to know who I follow, you want to know who whose writings I absolutely click with 100%, Thomas Jefferson. | ||
| You love to hear a guy in a super offensive costume explain how he would totally rather be in a much less offensive costume. | ||
| It's fascinating to hear Alex talk through this because it reveals something that he probably doesn't want to be too clear, and that is that he thinks Hitler is really cool. | ||
| He could dress up like Jefferson, but then it would look like a nerd, not like the cool manly Hitler mustache. | ||
| Alex associates power and strength with Hitler, whereas he looks at the aesthetics of the U.S. founding fathers as being a little too effeminate because it's the French style. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| As opposed to the virile German style of man that I am. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Very similar to this guy I know. | ||
| It's great that he thinks he should dress up like Jefferson, but the reality of this exact moment is that he's a 50-year-old man wearing a Hitler mustache on air, desperately begging anyone to attack him for it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's just sad. | ||
| He might, you know what? | ||
| Honestly, he might have a better shot if he went with TJ. | ||
| Somebody might be like, hey, stop it with the slaves, asshole. | ||
| And then he could do something to be like, ah, America, Hitler is boring. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little it's a little too obvious in its uh baitiness. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So um Hitler um is and I was I it has always been and always will be one of the most famous people in the world. | ||
| That is one way of looking at it, according to Alex. | ||
| Or maybe the most popular people in the world. | ||
| It's hard to tell. | ||
| Anyway, theoretically there's some new polling in. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So there is a quickening, everything's coming to a head. | ||
| And there's such a rejection of the neo leftist ADL, Rothschild, Black Rock, anti-human, anti-Christian, anti-white, anti-West, that there is an abalanche of support, a flood of support, into well, we want to be the opposite of that. | ||
| And I've been telling this for years, and now it's in major polls. | ||
| Adolf Hitler worldwide is one of the most popular people. | ||
| Only Jesus Mohammed. | ||
| The Beatles. | ||
| Buddha. | ||
| Look it up, are more popular. | ||
| Which many areas Hitler is the most popular person in the world. | ||
| Because he is seen by the general public that wants to reject this system and doesn't believe a word it says as well. | ||
| If he was against this system, then he must be good. | ||
| Fuck kind of poll is this information coming from. | ||
| Alex is not here just stammering through religious leaders. | ||
| He can uh remember trying to think of people who could be possibly more popular than Hitler. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I have no idea where the source uh is for this, but I did some digging around and I found a couple lists of the most popular people in the world. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I want to see if you can guess. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So I there's two polls. | ||
| I mean two polls. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One of them is a 2025 Ugov poll. | ||
| And specifically, people were asked if they were aware of a person. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And if they were aware of them, the percentage of the people who are aware of them, that's their rank. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So everybody is aware of. | ||
| Living and dead people. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But only American people are asked the question. | ||
| So it's it's just America awareness. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, okay. | ||
| So I feel like we're did they limit it to like uh government fig figures? | ||
| All over the place. | ||
| It's all over the place. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Um, I'll give you number one. | ||
| I'll give you I'll give you a uh word. | ||
| One word for each of them. | ||
| Basketball. | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Rockets. | ||
| Rockets. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| Jack Parsons? | ||
| Hakeem Alajua. | ||
| I'll give you a second word. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Hakeem Elijawine is the number one. | ||
|
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Rockets. | |
| Rockets is still. | ||
| No, I understand. | ||
| I understand Rockets, but I thought we were starting at the top. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Now that's why I was talking about it. | ||
| Well, why not? | ||
| He should be. | ||
| He should be. | ||
| He was great. | ||
| No, number one, Rockets. | ||
| Rockets and ketamine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that Oppenheimer? | ||
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No. | |
| Elon Musk. | ||
| Elon Musk. | ||
| What? | ||
| Elon Musk is number one on this list. | ||
| But he didn't make anything. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Number two, hope and change. | ||
| Obama? | ||
| Obama's number two. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I suppose. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
|
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Number three, coconut. | |
| What? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't even know what that coconut? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Coconut? | ||
| Kamala Harris. | ||
| She uh that thing about just didn't just fall out of a coconut tree. | ||
| Oh, never heard of that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Number four. | ||
| So it's Musk Obama and then Kamala Harris. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Everybody knows who Michael Jordan is. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Every single Jordan. | ||
| That's out of this world. | ||
| Number four. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| TikTok. | ||
| TikTok. | ||
| Uh, just some one of those people who's on TikTok. | ||
| No. | ||
| Um Continental. | ||
| Uh the Continental. | ||
| Is that the name of the hotel? | ||
| Keanu Reeves. | ||
| John Wick? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Reeves. | ||
| Keanu Reeves is number four. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Why is Keanu Reeves number four? | ||
| Number five, Morgan Freeman. | ||
| Who's who gave me this list? | ||
| Number six, Teddy Roosevelt. | ||
| I I find this list unacceptable. | ||
| Number seven? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Michael Jackson. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Eight, Michelle Obama, both Obamas in the top ten. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Number nine, Ben Franklin. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Ten, Hillary. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Real recency bias here. | ||
| I feel like a real recency bias. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We got Teddy Roosevelt and Benjamin Franklin in there. | ||
| Sure, but I mean, you know, they're I'd honestly I don't know why Teddy Roosevelt is in there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did he just do something? | ||
| Did he just release a new album? | ||
| Yeah, he must have. | ||
| So that was a you gov list. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I went to IMDB. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And IMDB has their own list. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And this is more, I guess, celebrities. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Um. | ||
| Number one. | ||
| Hitler. | ||
| Interestingly. | ||
| Walt Disney. | ||
| Walt Disney. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Number two? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Michael Jackson. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Number three, Johnny Depp. | ||
| That makes less sense. | ||
| If you think that makes less sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Number four is Rowan Atkinson. | ||
| How the fuck is that possible? | ||
| How is Morgan Freeman so much higher up on the Ugov list? | ||
| He's not, he's not even the top ten at the IFCB list. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| Anyway, Hitler wasn't anywhere on any of these lists. | ||
| Who do people know anymore? | ||
| I don't know who people know. | ||
| That you govov list was interesting because Keanu Reeves was number four on the uh awareness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then in terms of people who had positive feelings about he was the top. | ||
| He was the I mean, you can't not like Keanu Reeves, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He seems nice. | ||
| He's he did the sad sandwich. | ||
| He gives people money and stuff, and then he's he's showed up in like a Bill Murray but no longer uh creepy way. | ||
| So um I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if Hitler's the most popular person in the world or anything. | ||
| I couldn't find any polling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But um, you know, it maybe maybe Alex, you know, maybe a lot of this really just comes down to him feeling victimized because he's white. | ||
| As a white man, you are already Hitler in the eyes of many people because of the brainwashing. | ||
| Now, a lot of folks are waking up to that, and you got record numbers of blacks and Hispanics voting Republican, and people see through it. | ||
| But there's still a lot of folks that are not aware of that, and and kissing people's ass when they call you racist and going along with political correctness, that only intensifies the more the left, the media, the NGOs, the primary schools, the the colleges, the corporations enforce it. | ||
| And and the more you submit, the more intense the brainwashing gets. | ||
| It's a cult. | ||
| So even though I disagree with quite a bit that Nick Fuentes says and how extreme he says it, because I'm really from my own Christian perspective, we we have to we have to come together. | ||
| That's the that's the plan. | ||
| We're so proud of ourselves, love our own sovereignty, but at the same time, that is the great unifier. | ||
| But it he's healthy because the left is ten times more racist than him. | ||
| The ADL is ten times more racist than him. | ||
| The race laws in Israel are ten times more racist than him. | ||
| So you can't point your finger at Nick Fuentes and say he's saying these things to stand up for himself when he's under attack, which definitely white people are, to have people that are ten times more racist point their finger at you and shake their finger. | ||
| You're supposed to piss your pants and bow down to them. | ||
| At some point, Alex is gonna need to get really specific and point out what he agrees and disagrees with Nick about. | ||
| It doesn't seem like they have much of a disagreement except about whether or not Alex's charades are getting ineffective and tired. | ||
| And the longer that he keeps associating with Nick, the more severe the problem that Owen uh is highlighting with his like we're going that we can't all exist in the same room together. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um Alex is going to be the one who comes up short in in that. | ||
| You know, the thing that makes me that makes me uh or the thing that this makes me think of is Alex in the depositions. | ||
| Like at the end, at is at Alex's core, he's not at fault. | ||
| It's not Alex's fault. | ||
| You know, like at his very core, and so what he wants is for somebody else to say it's okay to be a Nazi. | ||
| Because he can't choose for himself to just be a Nazi. | ||
| It otherwise that makes it his fault. | ||
| Like he can't be Yeah, he can't be responsible for his own actions. | ||
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He has to have uh drag him along. | |
| Nick is his daddy now. | ||
| It's funny to hear Alex pretending to have some kind of principal disagreement with a Nazi while he's sporting a Hitler mustache. | ||
| I think that clip contains the perfect image of what's going on here. | ||
| PC shit holds no power in their media space anymore, and Alex doesn't know what to do. | ||
| He thinks he can be transgressive and shock people with a Hitler mustache, but does anyone really care at this point? | ||
| Some outlets are probably gonna run headlines making fun of him, but is there anything past that response he can get out of anyone at at this point? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| If the old regime of PC culture still existed, then maybe this would be a dangerous thing for Alex to do. | ||
| And he could use the opportunity to make an important point, but he's worn out his welcome as a shocking public figure, so this just has no juice to it. | ||
| It lays flat, a lifeless mustache on his lip. | ||
| And instead of embodying some kind of satirical character that's making a comment about Hitler, Alex is just himself, but with a Hitler mustache. | ||
| If Alex with a Hitler mustache defending Nick Fuentes' anti-Semitism is necessary because people white people are under attack, if that's what's going on, that's what's going on. | ||
| And when you see it, you take in the totality of this site, and unfortunately you realize that it's not that shocking after all. | ||
| This display is not shocking. | ||
| No. | ||
| He meant to do this as some kind of a like social experiment, but he was The one who unfortunately was being experimented on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| What a weird, weird inability to think that this man has. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then to watch the the gears churn horribly, rusted and unused for decades to be like, you know what? | ||
| I'll wear a Hitler mustache and say that white people are under attack because I am anti-Hitler. | ||
| Wow, man. | ||
| Proud of you. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Great. | ||
| So when you chose to embody Hitler, you started out being like, ha ha ha. | ||
| Hitler says you should vote for Gavin Noose. | ||
| But then as time goes on, you're like, white people are always under attack from other races, specifically a certain kind of race. | ||
| We should definitely eradicate said certain kind of race. | ||
| What a weird thing for me to think right now. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Satire. | ||
| Satire. | ||
| So the left, you know, they've gone full Nazi. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| In the past decade or so. | ||
| Sure, why not? | ||
| I'm a very fair person. | ||
| So fair. | ||
| And the left in the last really decade has gone full Hitler in that full, you know, Hitler's full racial. | ||
| Our group's the best. | ||
| Everybody else is scum. | ||
| Everybody else is subhuman. | ||
| We can do what whatever we want. | ||
| And because we can dominate somebody means we have a right to do it. | ||
| Well, the left comes in and says white people and capitalism are evil. | ||
| Everybody wants to get into those countries where there's some vestiges of that because it's it's it's a powerful culture, superior in many ways. | ||
| But that's the elite manipulating that because they want to bring down any middle class or any vestiges of due process that resides in the West. | ||
| The ideas of the West are the antidote to the ideas of the transhumanist globalist ultra eugenicist. | ||
| This is a complete idiot just throwing out words knowing that his audience has no interest in following formed thoughts. | ||
| They're watching a 50-year-old man in a Hitler mustache, so their standards can't be high. | ||
| So Alex is saying that the left has gone full Hitler in the past decade because they've made it all racial. | ||
| And the way that they've made it all racial is by being anti-white and anti-capitalist. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Capitalist isn't a race, but whatever. | ||
| The left says white people in capitalism are evil, which Alex says can't be true because everyone wants to get into white capitalist countries because they're culturally superior. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I'm just gonna go ahead and put a little check in my box here that says guy with Hitler mustache expounds on how white countries are culturally superior. | ||
| We're almost at bingo. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Uh so the elites are trying to make everyone anti-white and anti-capitalist because that's how they're going to get rid of the middle class. | ||
| But what they're really doing is they're going after the middle class because then that allows them to get rid of due process. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If I'm following Alex's train of thought, then the left has gone full Hitler in the past ten years or so in order to destroy the middle class in service of making it so you don't have a right to go to court if you're accused of a crime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is just rambling. | ||
| And ultimately, what's underneath all the big facade here is a guy who's just screaming about how white people are under attack. | ||
| He's a white supremacy spokesman with a mustache that he doesn't have the balls to admit isn't ironic. | ||
| That's the whole spectacle here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's always interesting whenever they make it a class thing, but leave out classes. | ||
| Like, oh, it's all about the middle class. | ||
| Well, what about the other class? | ||
| Nah, you don't want to Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not associating with uh those people, you know. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So Bill uh Bill Gates, he's Hitler-like. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Why not? | ||
| Everyone. | ||
| He wears a pink sweater. | ||
| He's white. | ||
| That's apparently the rules now. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The transhumanist, globalist, ultra eugenicist, who all act liberal and loving and fund all the black lives matter and the drag queen story times and the pronouns. | ||
| But in reality, Bill Gates is more Hitler than Hitler could ever want to be. | ||
| Bill Gates' father took over the foundation of IBM that got the highest award from Hitler to carry out covert depopulation eugenics operations. | ||
| Look it up. | ||
| It's it's known. | ||
| The real name of the Bull Melinda Gates Foundation is the World Population Foundation, World Population control foundation. | ||
| Videos of them giving each other awards for it. | ||
| Alex is a 50-year-old man in a Hitler mustache complaining about Bill Gates, citing a fake piece of information that he saw in a Twitter meme. | ||
| This is just pathetic. | ||
| If I want the person who's been on air for 30 years, who's decided to do a fucking show in a Hitler mustache to bring the heat. | ||
| You know. | ||
| I would I would prefer it to be like quality quality product. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And it's just not. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I mean, it's a strange content choice to go with I'm gonna look like Hitler and then tell everybody who is worse than Hitler. | ||
| But During said this guy's worse than Hitler, I'm also going to advocate for the eradication of non-white peoples. | ||
| Well, I'm I'm I'm at least gonna be neutral on it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Bill Gra Bill Gates, he slips up sometimes. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know, and he says that he wants to depopulate people. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now while talking about this, Alex kind of slips up and says He wants to depopulate some people. | ||
| Well, he says something a little weird. | ||
| So but he's all oh I'm liberal. | ||
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Oh god, don't eat beef, eat bugs, oh god, take my shots. | |
| Oh but sometimes he slips up. | ||
| Our biggest problem is African overpopulation. | ||
| We need to get vaccines in them so there's less people. | ||
| And then the crowd of rich white people, half of them Jewish, you know, at the TED talk all clap. | ||
| The reason I mentioned the Jewish thing is you're Hitler! | ||
| My dad's um plan two professor that he was under for the time, he was 14, 15, 16, you know, he was in high school, already at UT, for you know, gifted program, was uh Professor Speer, and he was Jewish head of the body department, and and they had the sixpecs best students out of the class, and after he was there a few years, he did the testing, he calls my dad in. | ||
| They were friends, they went to dinner, hung out, you know, all of it went to his house. | ||
| He finally says, David, I'm Jewish. | ||
| You know that. | ||
| But he said, and he had him in like in his area with the butterflies and plants you know on his house. | ||
| He goes, but just like breeding with plants and butterflies and all this, you know. | ||
| I'm Jewish, and but we don't believe in Hitler's form of eugenics, but we are gonna carry out eugenics, and we do need to depopulate people. | ||
| And my dad didn't tell me this until he saw Endgame, 17, 18 years ago. | ||
| He comes in, we're going to battle recycle for Charlotte. | ||
| She was like three years old then. | ||
| I'll tell you how long ago, she's 21 now, yeah. | ||
| 17, 18 years ago. | ||
| My mother watches most of Endgame, it wasn't done yet. | ||
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She goes, David, this can't all be true. | |
| It's all the quotes and everything. | ||
| He goes, No Carol, it is. | ||
| So we get in the car around the 20 minutes, and he's sitting there in the passenger seat there in the back, and he just spills his guts on all this stuff. | ||
| And again, this was widespread. | ||
| This is what goes on. | ||
| So let's let's let's just get this straight. | ||
| So I gotta say, I don't think that Alex saved the ship there. | ||
| He was talking about people applauding Bill Gates, talking about depopulating Africa at a TED talk, and half of the people there were Jewish. | ||
| It's very obvious what Alex was saying there. | ||
| So in order to distract away from that, he has to come up with another reason to have brought up Jewish people. | ||
| I think he realizes that he's currently wearing a Hitler mustache, so the stakes are high. | ||
| He comes up with the story about his dad's professor Erwin Speer, who uh it's meant to create the image of another high-placed individual in the grand conspiracy who's Jewish. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This doesn't actually help Alex with the problem that he's created for himself, where he's pitching an anti-Semitic conspiracy with a Hitler mustache on his face. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So he just starts rambling about how his dad never told him about being recruited by the globalists until after he saw Endgame. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I I I this is trash work. | ||
| I can I can see how that kind of level of parenting has trickled down. | ||
| I have I strongly doubt that Alex has a good uh communication kind of you know thing. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | ||
| I just had a thought. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| You know how Alex makes everything about himself. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What if somebody who's maybe older than Alex did that to Alex his entire childhood over and over and over. | ||
| Well, certainly, but I mean, I I I I also I yeah, I mean, obviously. | ||
| But I mean, in terms of this kind of stuff, yeah. | ||
| Like, you know, obviously his dad was a John Birch Society type weirdo and And and on those roads, and that influenced Alex to go down this path. | ||
| But Alex, like he has the successes that he has, and now his dad wants to make his his son's successes about himself. | ||
| So he's creating this backstory of like I was lured in by the professor at the college, and that becomes a feedback thing for Alex. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's because it's really all about me. | ||
| I saw your movie endgame. | ||
| And I'm gonna tell you why I already knew all of that stuff, and why what you did was really just wasted all of my time. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You just confirmed all the things that I played. | ||
| Plugging again. | ||
| Plugging again. | ||
| Is that what you're doing? | ||
| Great. | ||
| Isn't this dark? | ||
| Man, the sins of the father, you know. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| One of those one of those things. | ||
| I just don't know what to do with it. | ||
| I mean, it makes sense that uh these men would continually create more of these men. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So uh, you know, the the Nazis, bad. | ||
| Sure, except for see here's the thing about when you do something like that, where you go half of whom are Jewish, you wink at the camera because you've got a Hitler mustache on, and then it's a joke. | ||
| Then it's like a little, see, I'm being the guy. | ||
| You know, I'm being the little eh. | ||
| It's it's real tough to uh try and figure out where your sincerity falls. | ||
| It's not a good idea to tell to then tell a story about how the conspiracy is real because there are Jews. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Who are trying to lure the smartest youth into their depopulation program. | ||
| Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. | ||
| Oh well. | ||
| Well, what you gonna do? | ||
| So the Nazis after World War II, they went to the Nuremberg trials. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they got the they got scolded. | ||
| They got the business. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And so Alex talks a little bit about this, and I think he's stupid. | ||
| It's not that we got a bunch of Nazis after World War II, and they infected us. | ||
| In the Nuremberg trials, their main defense was Margaret Sanger and Thomas Watson of IBM and all the training they got in England and the United States, and that they were simply carrying out their own operation for racial hygiene. | ||
| So that's my point is that this is what Benjamin Yetanyahu believes. | ||
| And he he believes they're the superior master race. | ||
| The Germans were like, oh yeah, we are. | ||
| The British are like, well, you know, we are over here, and Hitler thought they were the best, actually. | ||
| He thought the Brits, for whatever reason, were the Scots were the Uber Aryan. | ||
| Read his writings. | ||
| That's why he hated and cried when he had to bomb England, literally. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| So, fun fact the Nuremberg Trials Project is an online portal created by the Harvard Law School that maintains over a million pages worth of documentation about the trials that happened after World War II. | ||
| You might be surprised to learn that Margaret Sanger is not mentioned once in any of those documents, and neither is uh Thomas Watson, because they weren't the main defense that Nazis had when they were faced with their crimes. | ||
| There was the whole just following orders thing, though. | ||
| The thing that has come to be called the Nuremberg defense. | ||
| Yep, that came up quite a bit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Alex doesn't know shit about history, but he likes to imagine himself in other people's shoes. | ||
| So a lot of the time when you hear him talking about history, he's just telling a story about himself. | ||
| If he were a Nazi being tried at Nuremberg, he'd start yelling about Margaret Sanger and Thomas Watson. | ||
| So therefore, it must have been the most common defense. | ||
| Alex is the smartest and most normal person in the world, so the choices he would make must be the ones that all these people would make, too. | ||
| And what he fails to recognize is that like bringing up stuff like Margaret Sanger, that's Nazi propaganda that has been a part of his world, that right wing world for a very long time. | ||
| It's ways that this uh the apologia has been designed to make it look like hey, the Nazis aren't all so bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, they were doing things that everyone was doing. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| A lot of that is shit that he thinks is history, but it's actually just stuff he probably read in really fucked up pamphlets his dad had. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I wonder if in like 15 years when we start printing new history books, we'll kind of update things and be like, dude, the Nuremberg defense was totally a reasonable defense. | ||
| I think we shouldn't have judged them so harshly. | ||
| This is a terrible thing to be like, well, what who among us is not followed orders given by the Trump administration? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I think a lot of People are gonna lobby for that. | ||
| It's gonna be a very popular defense, I imagine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So all the everyone thinks that they're like the master race, right? | ||
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Sure. | |
| Like Alex is talking. | ||
| I don't think anybody should think that, but that's fine. | ||
| No. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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Alright. | |
| Um, but look, the issue is that everybody kinda does. | ||
| Ah, okay. | ||
| But they're all wrong. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Nope, nope. | ||
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Nah. | |
| See, there we go. | ||
| Similar than the Chinese. | ||
| The oldest culture. | ||
| Six thousand years continual. | ||
| Really tens of thousands, but they're locked up. | ||
| And they believe they're the master race publicly. | ||
| The Japanese believe they are the master race. | ||
| Until World War II, and they're so honorable. | ||
| They said, No, we are no longer the master race. | ||
| Just American spirit. | ||
| You're the master race. | ||
| You're the it's all hierarchical with them. | ||
| Boof. | ||
| And so this is how the whole world works. | ||
| Every group thinks they're the master race. | ||
| Mexicans, you know, that are from Mexico waving their Mexican flags. | ||
| They think they're the best. | ||
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It's it's what humans do. | |
| But you have to then actually ask. | ||
| Who has produced the most stuff? | ||
| Who has produced the most literature? | ||
| Do you have to do science? | ||
| Well, you can't argue that the West in every way has been superior. | ||
| Run the numbers. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| He's doing this with a Hitler mustache on his face. | ||
| Fucking ridiculous. | ||
| And that's not satire. | ||
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No. | |
| That's him expressing an opinion. | ||
| Regular ass talking. | ||
| That's him having forgotten that he's got a Hitler mustache on his face. | ||
| Just being like, I'm gonna do my regular show. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm gonna talk to you about how everybody thinks that they're the master race, but we actually are. | ||
| You know, it is. | ||
| It is, it is here's what how about we do it this way, all right? | ||
| I will say there is a master race, and it is a race of people who don't say stuff like, everybody thinks they're the master race. | ||
| That's creepy. | ||
| No. | ||
| Uh it's fine. | ||
| I I'm I'm floored by by this presentation. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like, it's I try I try to extend the greatest uh like amount of charity for satire. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's just not there, though. | ||
| This isn't that. | ||
| No. | ||
| This is confused. | ||
| This is like this is like an identity crisis. | ||
| This is Alex feeling uh able to say some of this stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| More freely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Um almost as if the Hitler mustache is a comfort blanket. | ||
| I mean it definitely started him down a road that he wanted to go down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So uh we got one last clip here, and it's because uh Alex announces that he's done talking about his mustache. | ||
| And I was like, well, then I'm done with you for today. | ||
| Today's a mustache day. | ||
| Yeah, that was all you had me for. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm I'm done with the breakdown and the experiment of Hitler for today. | ||
| I got all the huge news to hit, and just so much having gotten to women are now killing themselves in town all the show, it's safe. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| Pregnant women are killing themselves their babies. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| Sounds true. | ||
| Celebrating death. | ||
| Sounds right. | ||
| Talk about being a cult. | ||
| But here's my breakdown this morning. | ||
| I didn't do it in a German accent. | ||
| I probably wouldn't do some stuff later today. | ||
| I explained why Hitler now endorses the democratic party. | ||
| Here it is, and we'll be right back. | ||
| A lot of people say I'm the villain. | ||
| So yeah, he just plays the video we already watched. | ||
| So there wasn't someone who died from taking Tylenol in the wake of Trump's uh historic and embarrassing announcement uh that it causes autism, but there was a person who posted a video on social media claiming that they were a nurse who had treated a patient who was pregnant who took a ton of Tylenol to spite Donald Trump. | ||
| A woman named Nicole Sorodic originally posted, quote, got a frantic call at 4 a.m. from a husband who was given my phone number via someone who had it. | ||
| His pregnant wife is now on a ventilator dying of liver failure, trying to, quote, prove that Tylenol doesn't cause autism since this is trending on TikTok. | ||
| This is an obviously fake story, and honestly, outlets, uh news outlets that reached out to this woman for comment, asking for more details, they're missing the point. | ||
| This is lore. | ||
| It's not meant to be questioned. | ||
| It's obvious bullshit, like Tucker getting attacked by a demon. | ||
| It's meant to be gobbled up by the in-group, and you asking questions about it ruins all of their fun. | ||
| Incidentally, Sorotic is the founder of America Frontline Nurses, a group she founded after rising to viral popularity in the right-wing media space with a video claiming that hospitals were killing COVID patients intentionally with Remdesivir back in 2020. | ||
| Sounds like her. | ||
| She's a piece of shit who's been spreading public health misinformation for years, and her current behavior shouldn't be seen as anything other than that. | ||
| She isn't interested in advancing health care or wellness. | ||
| She's a pot stir who monetizes throwing grenades on social media, and this idea of this person who took a bunch of Tylenol in order to stick it to Trump. | ||
| That's just but that's what it is. | ||
| So this dipshit posts a fake story of a person taking too much Tylenol to prove to her husband that it doesn't cause autism, and that gets passed along the chain to the point where now Alex is able to pretend that he has a basis to report that a bunch of pregnant people are committing suicide by ODing on Tylenol just because Trump made them mad. | ||
| And and honestly, it just it feels like rot. | ||
| It feels like information rot. | ||
| I think everybody's doing great. | ||
| Everything's doing yeah. | ||
| I think plot it's all around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um I mean, when you've got a guy wearing a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Saying the things that he's saying that are so insightful. | ||
| It is it is interesting in a way, because it is like a fun house echo. | ||
| You know, like the the ingredients are the same, right? | ||
| But you move them into a different pot and you get a different result. | ||
| You know, like hit the he's saying Hitler shit. | ||
| He's saying literal direct one-to-one Hitler shit that Hitler said to get riled people up, you know, and then get them to do shit. | ||
| But in this way, it's like if Hitler was a clown at the same time. | ||
| It's wild. | ||
| If Hitler really wanted to sell pills instead of genocide. | ||
| And then the whole regime was like, this got out of hand. | ||
| I was just trying to sell some methylene blue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know. | ||
| I really wanted to sell methylene blue. | ||
| If a genocide happens, it happens. | ||
| I'm I'm in I'm in neutral on it. | ||
| Frankly, fewer people to sell to, but you know what? | ||
| You go where the money is. | ||
| Yeah, but I think Alex has made a no, is it methylene blue or I think that might be the one that's like if you have to it's really strong. | ||
| It really only works with Germanic stock or something like that. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| There's some product that he sells that's like telomeres or something in your whitey. | ||
| Whitey's only. | ||
| Um yeah, so I have a little bit of a theory about this publicity stock. | ||
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| And one part of it is I think that he's trying to figure out like his place. | ||
| Now that Owen's gone, Owen's clearly gonna try and lean into a closer to the anti-Semites. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Um but also he's not good. | ||
| It's not gonna work. | ||
| Yeah, he sucks. | ||
| Nick is too uh a dangerous of a proposition for Alex. | ||
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| He it's a really strange place that he's put himself in. | ||
| Um, and I don't think he knows how to navigate it, and the best that he can come up with is something like this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The second piece is that he Alex has been promoting the idea that Ed Martin, the uh the the pardon lawyer for Trump's DOJ and the weaponization task force. | ||
| He's been promoting that they are investigating like uh some of the Sandy Hook plaintiffs. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And going to like overturn Alex's case and all this. | ||
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| So Alex has been uh pushing that a bit, and then Ed Martin came out and said, No, we're not. | ||
| Um, and it was really embarrassing for Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think that he needed to change the subject really hard. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So I think the Hitler mustache might have been some a play to the Nazi crowd and some a little bit of dipping the toes in the water, swirling it around. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But also he needed something really major to take the attention away from uh like a m like a big fuck up. | ||
| Okay, so then how about we do this? | ||
| We do uh two weeks ago. | ||
| We get the same story. | ||
| Alex, Sean, uh they're meeting Alex goes, oh no. | ||
| Sean's like, hey, that mustache looks stupid. | ||
| You know what you should do? | ||
| A Hitler mustache. | ||
| Does Alex say no? | ||
| Well, I wonder if that even happened. | ||
| I mean, Sean, Sean verifies it. | ||
| So I've got I've got a first hand account. | ||
| I don't trust Sean. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| But I feel like Sean doesn't have any reason to lie. | ||
| He's just going on a hike. | ||
| Or not. | ||
| Well he thinks that Alex's video is the funniest fucking thing that's ever been done. | ||
| So his judgment is in question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But like uh no, I think that Alex wouldn't do this unless there was a need. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There there was a need for uh like and it's not just a need for uh attention because the this kind of a publicity stunt is so desperate and so off putting that like I think that I I think you would need to be backed into a certain kind of corner. | ||
| And I think the kind of corner that is like Ed Martin who's my guy in the White House is saying no I am not investigating the Sandy Hook plaintiffs criminally on Alex Jones's behalf. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's the kind of shit he would need to like hit a hard reset button on or hard shave. | ||
| Yeah I mean I I okay if we're watching the movie of this right if we're watching the traditional biopic uh like rh one style this moment where he puts the Hitler mustache on that is the rock bottom montage that's the montage where he's going down and it was like he was going up and then all the drugs start happening and then he he starts taking like oh I'm gonna advertise for pig sh shit faces and then and then he's down in a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah no it should be but it's not no there's no bottom nope let's see how far down we can go so much further I'm sure probably further down than Alex with a fucking Hitler mustache talking about how whites are secretly I mean and statistically the master race I mean come that's the the statistic part is the number one Hitler thing. | ||
| That's the number one thing. | ||
| So I think that the big tell too is that he shaves the next day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know like that that to me was like oh no buddy it didn't work. | ||
| Maybe a little too Hitler. | ||
| Oh no it didn't work oh no wait oh I think I know what happened James Comey got indicted and so Alex was going to be able to have good guests on the show like Mike Flynn and all them and they're like we're not coming on with it. | ||
| No no no no I bet Roger Stone's like I'm not coming on the show with you with a Hitler mustache not no I bet that's actually what happened Oh James Comey you've got a Hitler mustache. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Shave that off yeah don't I'm not going to appear with you like this. | ||
| What is an indictment whenever you've got that dumb mustache on your dumb face. | ||
| Yeah poke. | ||
| Anyway we'll be back yes with another episode uh post mustache uh but until then we have a website indeed we do it's Knowledgefight.com yep we'll be back but until then I'm Neo Leo I'm DZX Clark and the mysterious professor. |
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