#1065: July 16, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan ride along as Alex has to deal with the news that Trump had publicly and agrily disowned all of his supporters who don't want to shut up about Epstein.
Aug. 11, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
01:42:34
Participants
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| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
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Andy. | |
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding us. | ||
| Hello Alex. | ||
| I'm a freshman colored and I wish you'd say, I love your word. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| Not knowledgefight dot com dot I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
|
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I'm Dan. | |
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple of guys like to sit around, worship the elder of Sleen and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| So, what's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| Why don't you go first? | ||
| Uh, my bright spot is I got to spend some time with my family. | ||
| So bright. | ||
| They're good people like them. | ||
| They've got a lot of children. | ||
| Too many, too many children. | ||
| How many children? | ||
| Too many children. | ||
| Six children is too many to have in any one space at any given point in time. | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I've heard of elementary school teachers. | ||
| What kind of age range are we talking about? | ||
| Zero to six, not high up. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So the mischief is chaotic but not focused. | ||
| Chaos, every direction. | ||
| And every time you think you've got a bead on someone, ah, you're wrong. | ||
| Whack them all over here. | ||
| Yeah, but they're causing problems. | ||
| But they're not over like ten or twelve where they could do some real serious damage intentionally. | ||
| Yes, they couldn't do damage to someone else on purpose, but they're at the age where doing damage to themselves seems almost like what they're born to do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And accidentally to you. | ||
| I mean, I was, one of them was hitting me with this blanket, and then the blanket landed on the floor, and they stepped on it and slipped and fell. | ||
| And I was like, I didn't, I wasn't even around for any of this. | ||
| Did you, did you file a police report for this blanket assault? | ||
| This is horrible. | ||
| I hit it with a blanket. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
| How could he? | ||
| But it was a good time. | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It was great. | ||
| What did you get into? | ||
| You played a little tennis with these babies? | ||
| They're pickleball folks. | ||
| That's tennis adjacent, right? | ||
| It's tennis adjacent, but for, you know, people who suck. | ||
| No, it's fine. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| Anti pickleball. | ||
| I think it's just the scoring system. | ||
| So with pickleball, the scoring system is not like, Hey, we've got one and you've got two. | ||
| And he's like, Hey, neither is tennis. | ||
| No, no, neither is tennis. | ||
| But the idea essentially being like, at the end of this, we have similar point structures. | ||
| Whereas with pickleball, there's like, Okay, the server one has a score, and then the server two has a score, and then the other side has a server one and a server two. | ||
| And so they have and it's like just count to eleven, man. | ||
| I I was unaware of this. | ||
| I guess I'm woefully uninformed on pickleball. | ||
| Maddening, maddening the rules. | ||
| You can't even step in some sort of kitchen. | ||
| Maddening. | ||
| Are there pickles? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Is there brine? | ||
| There's no There is a ball. | ||
| There is a ball. | ||
| I will say this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| If I were, if I were inventing pickleball from the ground up, it would be very similar to tennis in that there would be a score that is a word. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it would be brine, instead of love. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| That's actually a really good one. | ||
| It's a thirty brine. | ||
| It's a thirty brine. | ||
| That's even fun to say. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Take it back. | ||
| We have to restart the whole tennis thing pickleball. | ||
| Get rid of this love nonsense. | ||
| Who loves? | ||
| No. | ||
| We Bryan. | ||
| We Bryan. | ||
| Besides, we Bryan. | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| I can't remember if I've mentioned this, but I guess it's that one of my favorite podcasts is back from the dead. | ||
| I thought it was gone forever, but Womp It Up. | ||
| Oh, we're not going to go anywhere. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I like those characters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's very funny. | ||
| And after four years of being gone, they returned. | ||
| Oh, that's awesome. | ||
| So I've been going back through the back catalog of that and having a great time. | ||
|
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Nice. | |
| So fun. | ||
| That's fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That womp character. | ||
| Melissa Wompler. | ||
| Very, very good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Shardog Listler. | ||
|
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So fun. | |
| Great dynamic. | ||
| Guests are fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I I'm glad that it is resurrected. | ||
| Yeah, that's nice. | ||
| So Jordan, today we must resurrect our investigation of Alex Jones and the terrible Epstein comedy. | ||
| It's not a good Epstein day. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| Today's a real bad day. | ||
| I bet, I bet it is. | ||
| We're going to be talking about July 16. | ||
| I feel like the way that I've tried to separate these episodes is almost in movements. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know, like there's a. | ||
| a symphonic distraction things are going on. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| This is the Allegro non tropo part. | ||
| I don't know anything about music, but I'm going to take your word for it. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Is that the time in a symphony where it's like, oh shit. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Shit's falling apart with the strings. | ||
| That's more like, I don't know, John Cage. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what we're in. | ||
| The part where we're in, like, John Cage? | ||
| Four minutes of silence. | ||
| Shit is confus. | ||
| It's Philip Glassian. | ||
| Yeah, there we go. | ||
| So we'll check in on exactly what's going on. | ||
| But first, let's take a little moment and say hello to some new wands. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, hell yeah., you're the dark spot. | ||
| Also congratulations on the engagement, Andrew and Hannah. | ||
| Thank you so much, you're now a Polzzywonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| I do. | ||
| And we've got a senior in the house. | ||
| A lot of capital letters. | ||
| I know, I don't know why this one was capital letter heavy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yes, my Bug Girl hybrid is a senior in high school. | ||
| So proud of you, small human who is now taller than me. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Thank you so much, you're now a Polzzywonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| I do. | ||
| And Mike from Wisconsin, thanks to you, my neighbors and people who are at the stoplight with me probably think I'm a conspiracy nutbag. | ||
| Thank you so much, you're now a Polzzywonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| And we have a tank to credit in the mix, Jordan. | ||
| So thank you so much to Rods, Jordan. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
|
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Four star. | |
| Don't hunk your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| Someone, someone, Sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Sharp. | ||
| Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. | ||
| Jar Jar Binksh has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little, little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| Okay, Jordan. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| When we last left our story, Alex was delighted in the fake news that Trump was going to appoint a special counsel to look into the handling of the Epstein files. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That was something he believed because he saw a tweet about something that Laura Trump, the daughter in law of the president and head of the RNC said on a podcast. | ||
| All of the roiling chaos seemed to be calmed and things looked like they could possibly go back to normal. | ||
| And then Trump decided to post again on Truth Social. | ||
| This time he said, quote, The radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again, just like with the fake and fully discredited steel dossier, the lying fifty one intelligence agents, the laptop from hell, which the Dems swore had come from Russia. | ||
| Parentheses, no, it had come from Hunter Biden's bathroom. | ||
| Exclamation point. | ||
| And even the Russia, Russia, Russia scam itself, a totally fake and made up story used in order to hide crooked Hillary Clinton's big loss in the 2016 presidential election. | ||
| Scams and hoaxes are all the Democrats are good at. | ||
| It's all they have. | ||
| They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates. | ||
| Also, unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue. | ||
| Their new scam is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein hoax, and my past supporters have bought into this, quote, bullshit hook line and sinker. | ||
| They haven't learned their lesson and probably never will, even after being conned by the lunatic left for eight long years. | ||
| I've had more success in six months than perhaps any president in our country's history, and all these people want to talk about. | ||
| with strong prodding by the fake news and the success starved dems is the Jeffrey Epstein hoax. | ||
| Let these weaklings continue, uh, continue forward and do the Democrats' work. | ||
| Don't even think about talking about our incredible and unprecedented success because I don't want their support anymore. | ||
| Thank you for your attention to this matter. | ||
| Make America great again. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Had you heard that whole post? | ||
| I had no idea. | ||
| You knew that something along these lines had been said. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But not that full. | ||
| I'm, I'm, I'm amazed at how bad a job. | ||
| And I understand, you know, you understand it. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| It's very reasonable for them to do. | ||
| I understand it and it all makes perfect sense, but the media has done such a tremendously bad job of really capturing and portraying Trump as he is. | ||
| And I am too by dramatizing my way of doing that. | ||
| No, totally, totally. | ||
| So don't get me wrong, it's impossible to do this job. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| It's impossible because reality is like if these people had any modicum of self respect, they would like to play him off. | ||
| They would have music that plays whenever he goes on too long. | ||
| Or they would keep him in chains under the basement and like, hey, you can tweet whenever we allow you to. | ||
| And that's it. | ||
| Yeah, it's pretty shocking. | ||
| It's degrading. | ||
| It is degrading. | ||
| I think that no matter how much I supported someone's policies or a president, if they were getting on social media in the middle of them being kind of involved in what appears to be a cover up of a giant crime, and they started ranting about how they're the most successful president ever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't support this. | ||
| You know, like, no matter how much I loved whatever they were doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'd be like, this person's nuts. | ||
| To me, right, when they were doing tests, NASA, sending people, they sent a dog into space. | ||
| That poor dog. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Was it NASA or was it the Russians? | ||
| I know the Russians definitely did, but I bet we did, too. | ||
| I'm sure we sent something up there to die. | ||
| Yeah, probably like a giraffe. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And it's like the only reason we even have it, really, is to send people like Trump away. | ||
| You know, people like him should be testing things like, oh, look at that tweet. | ||
| We got to get you out of here, buddy. | ||
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Zoom. | |
| Do you subscribe to like the Ghosts of Mars model? | ||
| Wait, was that the one with Ice Cube? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or is that, okay. | ||
| He played James Desolation Williams. | ||
| Was that a sequel to Aliens? | ||
| No. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Wasn't it the same movie? | ||
| They send prisoners to space. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then the most dangerous criminal gets loose on the ship while they're transporting him to Mars. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| But so yeah, I mean, look, I think human experimentation is bad, but I understand where you're coming from. | ||
| I mean, you know, protect dogs. | ||
| Send Truth Social out there. | ||
| We don't know if that dog wanted to go to space. | ||
| We don't know if that dog wanted to go to space. | ||
| However, it might have been his dream. | ||
| It's hard not to believe that the dog didn't have the concept necessary to desire space travel. | ||
| One thing we do know, though, is that that dog didn't tweet that shit. | ||
| That is one hundred percent accurate. | ||
| So predictably, this post did not have the desired effect and may have ultimately been counterproductive for the whole getting people to stop talking about Epstein thing. | ||
| There is literally nothing that anyone could do that was even a little bit more suspicious than what Trump decided to write in that post. | ||
| It's fucking insane. | ||
| Before the false hope about the special council, things were looking bad, but this is another level of bad. | ||
| Trump didn't even say that he didn't want the support of Nazis and clan members, but now he's explicitly trying to disown people who won't shut up about Epstein. | ||
| levels of suspicious and he's cultivated an audience that's so suspicious they look for coded messages and things. | ||
| They look at the stars and do math and shit. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Before we get to Alex's response, I do want to say that I think that Trump is making the right move for himself. | ||
| And I think that's it sounds contradictory, but I really do. | ||
| This Epstein shit is never going to go away and it's a deal breaker for a certain amount of his fan base. | ||
| It's probably best to just take the hit and try to alpha these dorks. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| See what you can do. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Otherwise, it's going to be hanging over your head for however long you're a public figure. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| At this point would look really weak and most of these assholes in the right wing media, they're pot committed at this point. | ||
| There's no other candidate that they're going to be able to viably support. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe JD Vance, maybe. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| But like, you're not going to be able to get a lot of the base on board for that. | ||
| No. | ||
| And even Alex later in this episode is like, Trump's not going to become unpopular. | ||
| That's unfortunate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it is it is a little bit like you're Trump's only question now is like, can you stop me? | ||
| Because if I for an instant, if I was like, well., let's think about that, I am being stopped, but this is just, you have to take me down if you want to take me down. | ||
| You know, I'm not going to go anywhere. | ||
| And in theory, he never has another election that he has to win again. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So if he's interested in like the consolidation of power in terms of like passing it on to some kind of loyalist or something, then I think that taking all this Epstein heat on himself is actually a pretty good strategic move. | ||
| Because it could relieve whoever your successor is of this by being like, it was me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it could be worse. | ||
| I was his best friend, but it's not like anyone is going to impeach you or get rid of you or fire you. | ||
| or fiery or in any way cause like no. | ||
| Any punishment for you. | ||
| Again, later, Alex is very clear that whatever's going on, he's not going to get impeached. | ||
| And we're stuck with this for another three years. | ||
| It's just going to keep happening. | ||
| It's not going to get better. | ||
| So that happened in the morning, and Alex gets on air a little bit after that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think he's in a great mood. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Shit, shit's bad. | ||
| People are talking about the tweet and all. | ||
| Well, the top of the Democrat Party mouthpiece, The Drugs Report, has the headline, Make America Great Again, divorce. | ||
| And when you click on it, it takes you to infowars dot com, and there is the representation that I've divorced Trump and, you know, he's divorced me, and, you know, that's how the media is spinning it. | ||
| That is not what's happening here. | ||
| I overall support Trump, but you can't do a 180 on the Epstein files. | ||
| Yes, we know the Democrats have been in control of the files over the years, and obviously whatever they left in them is what they want in them. | ||
| But Trump coming out and saying, anybody that talks about Epstein, he doesn't want their support anymore. | ||
| Just reeks of childish child like behavior. | ||
| See, this is why Alex is great. | ||
| No one else can struggle like him who has a show of this kind of size. | ||
| He is in the shit. | ||
| He's dealing with it. | ||
| It's because everybody else has a production meeting. | ||
| Everybody else pitches ideas. | ||
| They throw stuff around and then somebody is like, let's give this one a try chance. | ||
| This is the narrative we're going to go with and we're going to have focus and we're going to do this. | ||
| And Alex is like, is he a child? | ||
| I think that everything else, like, it exists with object permanence. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everything else exists in a continuity and Alex doesn't. | ||
| He's he's disabused of that and is allowed to like, fight like a newborn baby seeing light for the first time every day. | ||
| No one has ever not enabled me and yet it feels like this is what it would be like to not be enabled. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It is crazy. | ||
| So I love the idea that the Drudge Re report is the Democrat mouthpiece now because it shows the shallowness of narrative structure on this show. | ||
| Drudge was the hero of the populist movement throughout the Tea Party, and he was instrumental in pushing Clinton conspiracies back when Clinton meant Bill, not Hillary. | ||
| His website launched Andrew Breitbart, who in turn created Breitbart, which brought us Steve Bannon, Milo Yanopoulos, and James O'Keeffe, just to name a few. | ||
| In twenty sixteen, he was critical to getting Trump elected, which Alex told him when he did a rare interview on Infowars and explained that ISIS was named after Daryl Isa as a prank, which was nonsense, and I think maybe Drudge was troge Report started to post some headlines that were negative about Trump, and Alex believed that he was becoming disloyal. | ||
| He began to speculate that Drudge had been bought by the Democrats or possibly he'd flipped. | ||
| But whatever it happened, the proof of it was that he was being too negative about Trump. | ||
| Alex wants to assert his ability to be critical of Trump, but in the process, he has to call the Drudge Report a democratic mouthpiece, which is a smear that he created to attack them for being too critical of Trump. | ||
| It's deeply ironic. | ||
| I mean, I think for the longest time we've all wanted these people to stop liking Trump. | ||
| For the world's sake, for like all of our sakes, because we don't want to live in an explosion at all times, right? | ||
| I think we're all finally at the place where now Alex needs to leave Trump for Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We want him to listen, the explosion's already happened. | ||
| There's no coming back from that. | ||
| You have to go for yourself now, you know, this is it's just it's just it's just it's just suck. | ||
| It's suck. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, but also at the same time, I've been through this and, you know, caring about him drinking and shit. | ||
| I think that was me trying to care. | ||
| This is self destructive for Trump. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And I realize the folly of that. | ||
| And I wish he was still wasted on an air. | ||
| And so now I'm like, yeah, keep holding on to Trump. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| This is only hurting you at this point. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| I just feel like it's more entertaining if he if he leaves, you know? | ||
| I guess again, it's really for us. | ||
| It's for me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's honestly what's magical about this time right here is that it's kind of good whatever he does. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like if he stays with Trump or he tries to be like, I'm moving on. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Either way, it's interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At least it's something. | ||
| It's not the holding pattern that we were in for six months to a year or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex loves that holding pattern. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And because it's so comforfortable and everything, I'm close to power, I'm good friends with Trump and all this, he kind of tries to punt on this. | ||
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And I think it's so sad. | |
| This is Trump's issue. | ||
| It is not going to go away. | ||
| I am still going to cover it some, but there's so many other issues to hit and so many other things to get into that I'm not going to have this one issue suck all the oxygen out of the room for what we do. | ||
| Obviously, when I talk about it, people watch it, they listen to it, they're interested because people feel like I do. | ||
| I'd say nine out of ten Trump supporters that I know are really upset about this and bewildered. | ||
| And it looks very incriminating. | ||
| But at the same time, Trump is right that the Democrats did have these files. | ||
| So whatever they left in it makes some people close to him look bad or something. | ||
| I don't think it's Trump. | ||
| I've never seen evidence of that. | ||
| Trump isn't the type of guy that puts himself in hotel rooms to be peed on by hookers. | ||
| Trump isn't the type of guy that's attracted to kids. | ||
| That's clear. | ||
| He likes powerful women. | ||
| Bombshells. | ||
| Very intimidating women. | ||
| That's the opposite of what Pete does want. | ||
| And there has never been any evidence of him with anyone underage. | ||
| It's so funny to see Alex trying to punt on this story. | ||
| He's the hard-nosed detective who is on a mission from God to sniff out corruption, but in this very obvious and suspicious case, he's not going to let this steal his attention from the serious issues that he has to cover. | ||
| I mean, you know, sure, sure. | ||
| I think that making this documentary about Bush, you know, doing 911 is pretty important. | ||
| But at the same time, is 911 that big of a story? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| It's a problem for Bush, really. | ||
| Is this a distraction? | ||
| I think it's a problem. | ||
| We need to talk more about what's happening. | ||
| about whatever was going on in two thousand two. | ||
| Do you guys care about fluoride? | ||
| Right. | ||
| By Alex's own estimates, this is an issue that's not going to go away and is a serious problem for ninety percent of Trump's fans, which is a massive crisis. | ||
| They built their entire political identity around this guy, and if you think that they're just going to rally around Vance, that seems optimistic. | ||
| As for Trump's history with young women, he's been accused of barging into dressing rooms to see beauty pageant contestants naked, accusations made by people who were as young as fifteen at the time competing in Miss Teen USA. | ||
| Trump appeared on Howard Stern's show in two thousand five and said, quote, I'll go backstage before a show and everyone's getting dr dressed and ready and everything else, and you know, no men are there. | ||
| I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant, and therefore I'm inspecting it. | ||
| Is everyone okay? | ||
| You know, they're standing around with no clothes, and you see these incredible looking women, and so I sort of get away with things like that. | ||
| I guess Alex missed that in his vetting process or whatever, but kind of looks like an idiot. | ||
| Every time anybody says anything about this guy, it's like, well, thank God that man can never become president. | ||
| And then you're like, wait, what? | ||
| I regret to admit this, and I think there's something wrong with my algorithm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I ended up getting recommended the Trump roast from 2011. | ||
| Oh my God, I can at least this guy will never be president. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Fuck me. | ||
| It's so much of that. | ||
| I can't believe it. | ||
| I can't believe it. | ||
| It's like Larry King waddling up to stage and being like, this guy's my best friend. | ||
| And then a bunch of people calling him a creep and a pervert and being like, you're delusional if you think you're ever going to be president. | ||
| It's really sad. | ||
| Mike, The Situation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Real bad. | ||
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Wow. | |
| He's a roaster got booted off stage basically. | ||
| You are getting roasted by Mike, The Situation. | ||
| And I'm even going to call this a ru a rule for the future. | ||
| If Mike, the situation has roasted you, or perhaps will roast you, can't be president. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Can't do it. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It seems like maybe the constitution needs to be amended with just increasingly more specific things that you can't do if you want to be president. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like, hey, you didn't pick up dog shit. | ||
| Ah, can't be president. | ||
| It felt like this show is terrible, but it's also like you all really thought things were going to go different. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Everybody's laughing, having a good time, because we all think we're making fun of this., like, dick shit who's never going to be a problem again. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| And then he ruins the world. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| God, it's dark. | ||
| That is dark. | ||
| Anthony Jesselnick is there. | ||
| Now, here's the thing. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| The dog is there. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| If this were me though, and this is the, this is another problem with Trump. | ||
| You can't even do it right. | ||
| Like, if it's me and I got all that shit and then I became president, I'm calling half of those people once a week, being like, hey, guess who's president? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| Hold on, let me read this joke back to you. | ||
| No, uh, I wouldn't even like, I wouldn't even want to do it. | ||
| I would kill them all on principle. | ||
| Yeah, you have to., you just have to, because you can. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Flex that power. | ||
| Sorry guys. | ||
| Hey man, I actually thought that one was pretty funny. | ||
| Lisa Lampanelli? | ||
| Yee. | ||
| Oh boy, well put that blindfold on and here's your last cigarette. | ||
| Sorry Marley Matlin, you have to go. | ||
| It is a bad time. | ||
| It was a bad time. | ||
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Oof. | |
| Anyway, this is also a really bad time and Alex is forced to struggle for metaphors to explain what this is like. | ||
| And I think he nails it. | ||
| Well, this was a very surreal day for me and I think America and the whole world. | ||
| You've got President Trump really doing so many wonderful things to the economy and the country and rolling back globalist policies, social policies, military policies, cultural policies. | ||
| I mean, Trump is just doing such amazing things. | ||
| But it'd be kind of like if your grandpa was, you know, the light of the town and the greatest guy and just had this wonderful track record and then you see him driving down the road and The back of the pickup's on fire. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Then you run over to grandpa at the red light and you say, Grandpa, the truck's on fire. | ||
| And he looks at you and says, Don't talk to me about a fire. | ||
| There is no fire. | ||
| You're not in my family anymore. | ||
| You said my truck's on fire. | ||
| And then you just, the red light turns green and the car just keeps driving off. | ||
| And you know, any minute the gas tanks are going to blow. | ||
| And you're just like, Grandpa, get out. | ||
| It's like having a family member that you love and care about who suddenly gets on fentanyl. | ||
| You tell them, Listen, if you keep taking that, you're going to overdose and die. | ||
| Owen uses the analogy of he's a big Kansas City baseball fan and been going there since he was a little kid. | ||
| And the game is about to start and he expects his team to run out in their colors red, and instead a whole other team runs out in blue uniforms, but they say they're still the Kansas City baseball team. | ||
| So Trump is senile and unable to recognize that he's in a car that's about to explode. | ||
| Does this not paint him in a great light? | ||
| It's surprising, but that one felt pretty accurate. | ||
| Kind of, yeah, except that Trump started the fire. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And laid the kindling in it by being Epstein's best friend for years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So like he's not really senile. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's trying to cover something up by starting this fire. | ||
| These are the consequences of starting a fire. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm curious about the Kansas City baseball thing though. | ||
| You made a face there. | ||
| For our non sports fan listeners or people outside the United States, the Kansas City baseball team is the Royals and their color is blue. | ||
| Royal blue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, this is important because there's another Missouri baseball team whose color is red, which is the St. Louis Cardinals. | ||
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Right. | |
| This isn't a small matter for Missourians. | ||
| They have a strong feeling about what team you root for. | ||
| And if you root for one, you hate the other. | ||
| The same is always true for like the Kansas City Chiefs and the Saint Louis Rams and football. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If you were in Missouri, you can only choose one. | ||
| Owen is from Saint Louis. | ||
| So either Alex doesn't know what team Owen likes, or he doesn't know what city Owen is from, because he's very clearly a Cardinals fan. | ||
| I was going straight to like, oh, maybe what he means is football, and it was the Kansas City Chiefs. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Man, if he's from Saint Louis. | ||
| Also Alex said baseball twice. | ||
| Yeah, he did say baseball. | ||
| Also, God, that makes so much sense. | ||
| What, that Alex doesn't know where Owen's from? | ||
| No, that Owen's a Cardinals fan. | ||
| Hey man, Poehole's was really exciting. | ||
| It was a great show. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I understand, I understand everything about that, but it's just, listen, it makes a lot of sense that he's a Cardinals fan. | ||
| I don't know if you can, I, look, I think it's pretty cool to be a Royals fan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think it's cooler now than I think it's great to be a Royals fan. | ||
| George Brett is awesome. | ||
| Salvador Perez is amazing. | ||
| End of the number of good players they've ever had. | ||
| I can't think of a single one because I don't care about baseball, but my friends probably could list a lot. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I look, they're great. | ||
| As someone who's from Missouri, yeah. | ||
| I think there's cred to liking the Kansas City teams. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And there's less cred to liking the Saint Louis teams. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| But the Saint Louis teams were more like more successful in the era that I was younger. | ||
| Traditionally, yeah. | ||
| Like the Rams won Super Bowls and the Chiefs didn't. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Cardinals won World Series and the Royals sucked. | ||
| Man, it's been a long time since the Rams. | ||
| And that's why there was cred to be a fan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, this matters because Owen is very much from Saint Louis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think that Alexa doesn't know his. | ||
| And he's a sports talk guy, right? | ||
| Like he used to be before he started his InfoWars. | ||
| Sports are pretty important to this guy. | ||
| You bet. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's the cuck destroyer. | ||
| Get it right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a Cardinals cuck destroyer. | ||
| I think Alexa doesn't care. | ||
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So look, Trump's not a pervert. | |
| And if he was, okay, he'd be really smart about it. | ||
| And Trump knows the big scandal the Democrats are going to bring is whatever's in the Epstein file. | ||
| And Musk found out about this and got really concerned and went, whoop, I'm not in this anymore. | ||
| I want to be totally clear. | ||
| I've seen zero evidence of Trump doing anything illegal with Jeffrey Epstein. | ||
| The Democrats and the Globalists and Bill Gates are all over it, the Royal Family. | ||
| Again, it's not Trump's MO to like kids, much less we know it's type bom not the type to let people get dirt on him or control him. | ||
| I mean, the guy is a control freak in a good way. | ||
| I mean, I'm not into kids at all. | ||
| And at the same time, if I was rich and powerful and I was a pervert or a sick one and I was smart, I sure as hell wouldn't go around on islands screwing kids. | ||
| I mean, zero chance of that. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| So, and I know Trump's friends and longtime confidants and his wingmen and people that have stayed at his house a lot and Roger. | ||
| Just a super nice guy. | ||
| Yeah, so Roger says he's nice. | ||
| Roger says he's great. | ||
| And as a wingman, he's probably never seen any kind of uncomfortable or bullshit behavior. | ||
| Oh, I mean, by Roger's standards maybe not. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| I think Roger could probably pass a lie detector test that says that Trump didn't do anything creepy in front of him. | ||
| That seems normal to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So yeah, I think that Alex is not as convincing as he wants to be that Trump is not a dumb pervert. | ||
| If you have just recently described him as a senile idiot, you can't then in the next sentence be like, But he's too smart to get caught. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He lit his car on fire, is what you just said. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He is exactly dumb enough to be caught. | ||
| But Roger says he's nice. | ||
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What a what a weird life Roger had. | |
| And Alex is in a tough spot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I really think that that's so indicative of that. | ||
| Like, what do I do? | ||
| In case of fire, break glass. | ||
| And inside that, you got it, TVP. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm trying to bring it back. | ||
| I'm messing him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So Alex is sick of the bullshit. | ||
| He's sick of the flip-floping. | ||
| Trump's doing too much flip-floping. | ||
| And man, does Alex hope it's intentional? | ||
| I was so happy yesterday when Trump came out through his surrogates and said, no, we want to appoint a special counsel., we're going to have Pam Bondi release whatever she thinks is important from the file. | ||
| So now we've gone from there is no additional information to, oh yeah, there is and we'll release it. | ||
| And he had his surrogates out there like Laura Trump doing a great job saying, no, no, he wants to set things right. | ||
| And then he does a little improvised press conference and says, yeah, you know, Pam Bondi, she can release whatever she thinks is important. | ||
| Then he gets on the tarmac with Lutnik four or five hours later. | ||
| We'll play the clip coming up and says, you know, this is all a democrat hoax and anyone following it is only helping them. | ||
| And a repeat of all that, and I'm just like 180, 180, 180, flip flop, flip flop, flip flop, flip flop, and I'm just like, and then he puts out on True Social, I don't want your support. | ||
| Anyone that even talks about this again, you're bad. | ||
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Listen to yourself, listen to yourself, that's you talking. | |
| You know the elephant in the room here. | ||
| Trump is not stupid. | ||
| Yes, you said he is. | ||
| To not talk about something is going to only make them look into it more. | ||
| So I sure hope this is some fifty D chess. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Okay, so in this analogy then, the senile man driving the burning car away is actually super genius. | ||
| It's brilliant. | ||
| Because only an exploding car I have no further explanation. | ||
| I have nothing. | ||
| Only an exploding car is going to divert enough attention from the firehouse. | ||
| And we need to get everyone away from the firehouse. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because they have a chili recipe that is super good there. | ||
| Is it five alarm? | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| We have to sneak in, steal the chili recipe. | ||
| Because there's a witch who has a soulstone. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But she will trade me for this chili recipe. | ||
| I like this soulstone idea. | ||
| So I have to blow up this car. | ||
| Well, you convinced me. | ||
| Five hundred fifty each of us right there. | ||
| Man, this man is sad. | ||
| How do you say the things you say out loud and not just go, Yeah, you know what? | ||
| I heard that in my brain and it sounded fine. | ||
| But now that it's outside of my brain, I have to go. | ||
| There's an elephant in the room and it's not what Alex thinks it is. | ||
| So, you know, he wants to believe. | ||
| He wants to believe in this special counsel idea. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He wants to believe that Trump is cool. | ||
| But at the same time, Alex can't., like when it comes to ego type shit, he can't deny all reality. | ||
| Right, and everyone can see that Trump is taunting him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And everyone like him. | ||
| And I don't know if he's on such a confidence trip, because he's had a lot of success, he's been through a lot, that he thinks he's invincible and that we will all just go, okay. | ||
| But there's a taunting to it. | ||
| I'm like, oh, look, he makes the point that they could have altered the file. | ||
| That's exactly what they do. | ||
| That would have worked. | ||
| That would have done it to him. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Wow, that makes a lot of sense. | ||
| Wow, Laura Trump says they're going to make it right and release whatever they can. | ||
| Great, great. | ||
| Let's move on. | ||
| No. | ||
| My constituents are bad for asking questions, the majority of them. | ||
| So, you know what, Trump? | ||
| I'm glad the Democrats aren't in, and I like a lot of the success you're having and we're all having together. | ||
| And your statements about, you know, you people that bring this up don't even deserve to be involved in this movement. | ||
| You are excommunicata. | ||
| You are henceforth ex cathedra From the mouth of the God King, you are expelled. | ||
| From the church of the holy golden toad, Donald John Trump. | ||
| Well, I was never in the church of the holy golden toad. | ||
| I do like you being a maverick standing up for the country. | ||
| We have the same enemies. | ||
| I respect your stamina and courage. | ||
| Been a big cheerleader when I agree with what you're doing. | ||
| But if I'm being excommunicated, let me be clear. | ||
| I was never in your church to be excommunicated. | ||
| So you can't excommunicate me because I was never in your church. | ||
| I was never in a cult. | ||
| You can't fire me, I was working for free. | ||
| Yeah, you were working for free. | ||
| That's definitely true. | ||
| This is pretty sad. | ||
| And I think that there's a little pause in there when he's like, it almost feels like he's about to say, Fuck you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck you, Trump. | ||
| And he can't get there, he's so close, and it feels like wrestling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it feels like he's about to hit the bad guy with a chair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's going to turn against the bad guys and turn face. | ||
| You know, everyone can cheer that finally he's standing up for himself. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But he just can't get there. | ||
| It's not going to happen. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| He needs alcohol. | ||
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I mean... | |
| A little, a little, a little sailor's courage wouldn't hurt. | ||
| I just, I feel like, you know, in the same way that Trump is taunting them, Alex is teasing a little, you know, with that, that hope that he's ever going to get there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's just one of those things, like, you can't sound more weak than when you're saying, No, I'm so strong. | ||
| That's the most weak you can sound is like, I was never in this church. | ||
| Motherfucker, you are the high priest. | ||
| Yeah, you laid the cornerstone. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, fucking Peter over here, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You are this church. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's no way around that. | ||
| And you can tell yourself that you're not to feel better now. | ||
| Yeah, and that's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But we all live in a shared reality and unfortunately for you, you can't undo this. | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, it sucks even more just like, it would make sense to me, at least, somewhat, if all of these people had gotten like a check for a thousand, like a tax rebate or anything, something that you could physically, tangangibly say, Thank God Trump did this thing for me. | ||
| As opposed to just the generalized feeling of, Well, immigrants are being hurt. | ||
| Well, and Roger says that Alex is cool. | ||
| Right? | ||
| That's tangible. | ||
| But it's just, he just feels this way. | ||
| You could just not, if you felt differently, nothing would change. | ||
| Maybe some sales and traffic numbers might change a little bit. | ||
| But like, yeah, there's just, come on, man. | ||
| You can't do this when you're fighting the devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When Trump's supposed to be fighting the devil, you can't. | ||
| just be like, well, you know, what are you going to do? | ||
| He's senile and he's in a fiery truck now. | ||
| It's the devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's not a cult. | ||
| Alex is not in a cult. | ||
| How is it not a cult? | ||
| Because Alex says it's not. | ||
| Oh, that's a good reason. | ||
| And now he's being critical of Trump. | ||
| Uh oh. | ||
| But now Trump, if this continues down this line, if he starts saying I'll excommunicate people, well, you're not allowed, unless it's a cult, to say to people, you either agree with everything I do and don't question things or you're not in our club, I don't want you. | ||
| Well, that kind of sounds like a thoroughbred cult to me. | ||
| And if I keep hearing more talk like that, I'm just, it's basically where I'm already at. | ||
| And I already said this, I'm going to give Trump report cards. | ||
| It's basically what I already did, but we're officially going to start doing it on basic issues. | ||
| I'm going to get the head of the John Burke Society on who actually puts out report cards or the experts on it, the really good report cards. | ||
| And we'll just start doing a monthly report card on Trump and say, okay, in our view, he did good here, he did good there. | ||
| You can look at the report card, you can look at where he did bad, and that's it. | ||
| And so I'm not going to be emotionally invested in this because I've never been a joiner. | ||
| So this is a telling clip because Alex obviously knows that if he were to be emotionally invested with this story at all, he should be ravening about how Trump is the devil and calling for his murder politically. | ||
| Alex's entire show runs on manipulating emotions, so when he says that he's not going to emotionally engage about Trump anymore, that's as close as he can get to say fuck Trump when he's sober. | ||
| Nobody cares about him doing boring report cards with JBS dorks when there are demons running around everywhere. | ||
| They're killing kids and Trump is covering it up. | ||
| His brand is entirely emotion, and if Alex can't give the audience that, they'll find it elsewhere, probably from some of Alex's avant garde Nazi friends that he keeps hanging out with. | ||
| They're new. | ||
| They're very emotional. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Very passionate. | ||
| I'm always amazed at people like Alex, who clearly have a practical understanding of something, but somehow don't have a real understanding of it. | ||
| Like, if anyone should understand the, hey, listen, five or six more times and I'm really going to be mad about this, it's Alex. | ||
| No one has ever been given more than ten thousand times and I'm going to be mad at you, right? | ||
| And now he's doing it for Trump. | ||
| And it's like, you know what happens if you allow this to happen. | ||
| It's you. | ||
| Yeah, it it there's that dynamic. | ||
| And then I think on top of that, there's a like, what he's doing is, I don't want to play any more. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he has wallowed in this mire, this disgusting sandbox of like exploiting crimes against children. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For his own profit and engagement numbers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And now it's like, no, I didn't do this. | ||
| I'm I look, I'm just going to give a report card. | ||
| I'm checking out. | ||
| We're going to be very clinical about this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck you, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't get to choose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was winning right, but now that the other team took the lead, I think we should end the game. | ||
| Uh, you guys can keep playing, but I'm going to take my ball. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I know I said the floor was lava, but I have anti lava boots. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Oh, man, Jesus Christ, we're playing pretend with cheaters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Fuck you. | ||
| I actually have an invisible bullet shield. | ||
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Oh, god damn it. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Very disrespectful. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, uh, Alex can't be in a cult because he has important blood in his veins. | ||
| That doesn't feel true. | ||
| He's so important with his blood. | ||
| I understand that, but it feels like that's very culty. | ||
| You can't be in a cult if you have great blood. | ||
| And so I pride my relationship with God, my family, my country, and my ancestors being ridiculous badasses across the board. | ||
| It just goes from incredible to insane, and I never get into all of it, but it's prestigious on both sides, just all the way back to freaking you name it. | ||
| And so I mean, I got the blood of the Vikings that conquered England a thousand years ago. | ||
| I got it all, folks. | ||
| And yeah, they weren't in a cult. | ||
| I am not anybody's c just get that one hundred percent straight. | ||
| So that said, I'm not emotional about it. | ||
| I'm going to support Trump when he's good. | ||
| I'm going to criticize him when he's bad. | ||
| And I'm not going to let myself be manipulated by this type of childish behavior. | ||
| That's why I'm giving out reports to Trump more or making it all personal and trying to twist everything and becoming obsessed with undermining Trump. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I like 95% of what he's doing. | ||
| I have my morals. | ||
| I have my issues. | ||
| I will not be gaslight, but I am very saddened. | ||
| But not emotional. | ||
| I agree with 95% of what he's doing, but that 5% is working with the devil to specifically exploit the other 95% to trick me into supporting him. | ||
| The problem with the report card, right? | ||
| A plus, check minus, what are we talking about? | ||
| Like, say you're a student who is in league with the devil, right? | ||
| If you can still get an A, there's really no problem with being in league withague with the devil, right? | ||
| You still got an A. I think there's some grading issues. | ||
| Yeah, there needs to be a dequeue. | ||
| Maybe a dequeue is involved, you know? | ||
| Like once you work with the devil, I don't care what your report card is, you're dequeued, you're out. | ||
| Yeah, you know how, like, you'll have tests along the way through a semester. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then the final counts for more. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So if you don't do the final, oftentimes, maybe it will get you to a failing grade. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It will really severely impact your grade. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The devil is the final. | ||
| It is, it's really hard to get past that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or at the very least, you know, like we're going back to the challenge. | ||
| The challenge. | ||
| Going back to the challenge. | ||
| We watched the challenge. | ||
| There was an episode that my wife was playing, and it was the episode where someone took a, or was it Tina? | ||
| I think Tina took a swing at Beth and hit her and was like, You gotta leave the show. | ||
| Honestly, it didn't affect her. | ||
| She's been on there for thirty more years or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you gotta leave this time. | ||
| You just gotta go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you work with the devil, you're out. | ||
| You gotta go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And when you stop working with the devil, maybe we'll see you next season. | ||
| You gotta be it factor for the show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, we'll let you, oh man, I'll let you back, but you're out. | ||
| You're out, man. | ||
| You succumbed. | ||
| Yeah, we let Tony come back every time somehow. | ||
| But we kick him off every time too. | ||
| When he swings, you gotta go. | ||
| When he swings, you gotta go. | ||
| So the Dems, they're trying to claw their way into Alex's building as we speak. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They are trying to get all his stuff through courts. | ||
| Because of his bankruptcy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's kind of like the attack on Zion at the end of the Matrix. | ||
| That sounds true, yeah. | ||
| And I'll just say this, it is very paradoxical to have the Democrats frothing more viciously than ever, like World War Z zombies trying to scratch their way in to shut this place down. | ||
| So they can run around metaphysically with our severed head like some Roman standard when it won't even do that. | ||
| I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. | ||
| We meet again. | ||
| The circle is now complete. | ||
| When I left you, I was but the learner. | ||
| Now I am the master. | ||
| Only a master of evil, Darth. | ||
| You should not have come back. | ||
| You can't win, Darth. | ||
| If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. | ||
| But see, that's their nature. | ||
| They don't care. | ||
| Just, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. | ||
| Yeah, so I can't help but think about how Alex was making fun of Ted Cruz for using Star Wars analogies to appealal to his dumb boomer audience. | ||
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| But now he's doing line by line readings. | ||
| And from memory. | ||
| Dispassionate reading. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That sounded like a bummed out Obi Wan. | ||
| It felt a little bit like he was sucking his thumb. | ||
| If you straightened me down, I'd be stronger. | ||
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| Right? | ||
| Can't you feel him just being like, I'm saying these words because they calm me? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like whenever I watch Star Wars and I remember that Darth Vader's the best. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| Very sad. | ||
| Yeah, not good. | ||
| But what's not sad? | ||
| What isn't sad? | ||
| Alex seems to have remembered the demon idea. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The idea that Trump had a demon in him. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Now we're rolling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know how it has slipped his mind up to this point, but he's getting back to that, the flesh. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Trump was engaging with the flesh. | ||
| Fuck yeah, there we go. | ||
| But from insiders that know Trump very well, they say, all the pressure on him and his family, the attempts to kill him, he's such a workhorse that he didn't crack up, he didn't fall apart, he didn't become a failure, he didn't buckle the stress, but he, like Doomsday, the more you attack him, the stronger he gets. | ||
| And I'm only 51, and being messed with and attacked, and just viciously lied about and persecuted, doesn't make me feel sor want to give up? | ||
| It makes me want to fight even harder. | ||
| And I've had to pray a lot about this. | ||
| And I think you've seen it on air, folks. | ||
| It's not demonic energy, but if you study it and experience it, tectonic, berserker, extreme male will is fleshly and it's something God gave us to be able to use to defend ourselves and motivate ourselves. | ||
| But the devil can jack into that energy. | ||
| Mike Tyson has talked about it. | ||
| Well, now that Mike Tyson has talked about it. | ||
| Would you describe that as a toxic kind of masculinity?? | ||
| What about that? | ||
| Could sound toxic to you? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| With the devil being involved? | ||
| It's tainted by the devil. | ||
| Should we should, is that really what we needed to have done the whole time to communicate with people like this? | ||
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's not toxic masculinity. | ||
| Yeah, you just need to worry about demonic masculinity. | ||
| The devil can tap into your Berserker energy. | ||
| Every time you're with someone and you're like, Oh, maybe I'll make this comment. | ||
| That's the devil. | ||
| So shut the fuck around women. | ||
| If you just use religious and sci-fi words, I think you could sell Alex on Woke. | ||
| I, you know what? | ||
| I don't, I don't think you're wrong. | ||
| It reminds me of, it reminds me too much of the Adventure Time episode where the princess is like, Can I give you this vaccaccine. | ||
| They're like, no, vaccines are evil. | ||
| We use magic. | ||
| And then at the end, she's like, this is magic. | ||
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Bam. | |
| And just gives him the vaccine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's probably what would work. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| So Trump, he's been with the flesh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Alex is describing how, like, when you're determined like him and Trump, and people are being a dick to you, you don't give up. | ||
| You work harder. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Or you cheat. | ||
| And cheat by embracing evil energy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Which is what Trump has done. | ||
| Hold on, because about a year ago, he decided to put on Sauron's Ring. | ||
| Okay, that happened. | ||
| But the devil can jack into that energy. | ||
| You know, Mike Tyson talked about it. | ||
| And so when I get in that state, I resonate stronger with the dark side and I got to be real careful because I'm very empathic. | ||
| We all are, but I'm extremely empathic. | ||
| And you don't want something to jump in the driver's seat. | ||
| So the ring of Mordor is right there. | ||
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I can just go, whoop, right now. | |
| It's very tempting. | ||
| I would become a terrible king. | ||
| I'm not going to put on the ring I'm not going to put on the ring Trump put it on, boys and girls, about he was flirting, putting it on and off until Butler he put it on. | ||
| When he hit the ground, you see that photo of him on the ground bleeding, you look at that face, when he popped back up, he died. | ||
| He actually died. | ||
| He was dead. | ||
| Before that, he was Bilboing. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He died and then his, you know, then his body was healed by the demon and now it's Demon Trump. | ||
| Boom. | ||
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We've got even, we've got even, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| What? | ||
| This doesn't work with the Gene Heckman timeline. | ||
| Fuck, you're right. | ||
| If it did, shit. | ||
| It would be perfect. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
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We have to find a way to fit Gene Hackman in there. | |
| Yeah, because the demon, Alex needing to save Gene Hackman has to be important to this, right? | ||
| Otherwise, our cinematic universe falls apart. | ||
| And it can't be as a distraction because Alex didn't actually do anything about it, and then Gene Hackman just died. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what it is exactly, how this works out, but yeah, I guess Trump died and put the ring on. | ||
| He fell onto the ring or something. | ||
| I mean, this is when you get into Tom Bombadil areas of there's only one man who can carry the ring and that's the man forest spirit who's maybe eternal. | ||
| Yeah, and I also think that this is not doing what the work you need to do to defend Trump. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like this is like, okay, kill him then, right? | ||
| Yeah, he's he's evil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You said you just put on the ring. | ||
| You just said not just he put on the ring, but you did it in a way that suggested it was a bad thing and that since then only bad things have happened. | ||
| Well, it's not always a bad thing if you're responsible like Tom Bombadell or whatever, but it's bad because of the flesh and demons. | ||
| So Alex has spent hours on his show waxing poetic about how Trump's determined face after he got shot and he chanted fight, fight, fight, that's the look of God's energy energy in a person. | ||
| He specifically talked about how this is, you know, that energy. | ||
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Maybe he just is backwards and the devil tricked him. | |
| He might be. | ||
| He might be. | ||
| Alex has been very clear about this, like, visual identifier that he has, and now that's supposed to be the moment that Trump put on the evil ring. | ||
| So none of this shit means anything, but if Alex could see in Trump's face that he'd put on the ring at the Butler rally, why would he still try to get Trump elected? | ||
| The ring is evil. | ||
| It's not possibly evil. | ||
| It's just straight up evil. | ||
| And electing someone who put on the ring as president is a stupid thing to do. | ||
| Alex's whole thing with the Butler rally was that God specifically intervened to save Trump's life. | ||
| So did God do that just so Trump would immediately put on the ring? | ||
| It does feel like it's devil stuff. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Uh oh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| No. | ||
| You know? | ||
| No. | ||
| Do You know what though? | ||
| I think if I ever got into a position where I was defending a politician I liked by saying, well, I put on the ring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Defense. | ||
| That's a defense. | ||
| I think I would quit. | ||
| That would be the time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Here's the thing, right? | ||
| If you're going to spin this in a positive way, right? | ||
| Don't choose, let's say, relatively young adult morality tales with a clear good and evil in them. | ||
| Choose like a time line spanning thing where it's like maybe nothing means anything and actually, evil actions could eventually lead to good results if you just expand the time line out longer. | ||
| Do something like that. | ||
| No, that that the message of Dude is very different. | ||
| But it's confusing. | ||
| That is actually a very healthy thing. | ||
| And the books are long. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Yeah, you could be like Paul Atreides committed a genocide and he's still the good guy, right? | ||
| For a minute. | ||
| That's why I feel like Childhood's End is a really good thing for him to refer to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's obscure enough that a lot of people haven't read it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At least less than Lord of the Rings. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the ring, it's not even from the movie. | ||
| It's not even from the book. | ||
| Wait, now wait, what? | ||
| Wait, how can it be from something that created it? | ||
| It's an archetype. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Like Conan the Barbarian. | ||
| The Ring went on, and that's what's going on. | ||
| That's the best analogy, but it's not a movie. | ||
| It's, you know, that's a great archetype. | ||
| It's not a book. | ||
| It's what that book is based on in the real world is an allegory. | ||
| Heaven? | ||
| By the genius JRR Tolkien. | ||
| And so, uh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, Trump's enemies ought to really watch out because he put it on. | ||
| And what he's saying to everybody is, you better get out of my way. | ||
| And I'm a chronicler. | ||
| I alone can tell you of the days of great adventure. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
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God bless you. | |
| That's the intro to that classic. | ||
| Millis masterpiece, Cohen the Barbarian, the second one was terrible by the director, the writer. | ||
| But what a powerful representation of the great archetypal books of Robert E. Howard from Texas, who himself could have been a heavyweight champion, but a maniac. | ||
| You know, that you're reading those Conan books, that's what's in his mind. | ||
| Untrained rider riding that savage stuff, because that's what was in him. | ||
| And his mother dies, so he blew his head off in the parking lot of a hospital in Texas. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But the point is, is that I'm sorry? | ||
| See if you guys can find the intro to Conan where it's got the photos. | ||
| I alone can tell you the days of great adventure. | ||
| But see, that's my archetype. | ||
| My job is to tell you what I really think. | ||
| I am a storyteller. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| This Trump guy sounds like shit. | ||
| It makes you wonder why someone would have been into him in the first place. | ||
| But you have to consider that, like, he was a totally different guy before he put on the Rick. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, so that's kind of why it's all cool. | ||
| Then we bail, because the guy was different. | ||
| So now we bail. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because he's a different guy. | ||
| And we have to stop him. | ||
| We have no further obligation to the guy who used to be. | ||
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Right. | |
| Because once you become a different guy, you're no longer that guy. | ||
| I don't understand how this is complicated. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I swear, man, if Alex's parents didn't make him think that schools were liberal indoctrination centers, I think he could have lived a really happy life as an English teacher who just ranted at kids about sci-fi all day. | ||
| It wouldn't be the first one I've ever met. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think maybe he would even be maybe he would fit into that kind of world. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| You can be a cool teacher. | ||
| You could be a cool teacher. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You can, like, I don't play by the rules. | ||
| You could meet famous people and then to the students be like, but actually he's kind of, uh, he sleeps with people. | ||
| You know, like, and do the whole thing. | ||
| You can have kids with, uh, like, gossip about famous writers and Absolutely. | ||
| It doesn't even have to be true. | ||
| You can just have kids working on your novel.. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| That's the life for him. | ||
| Everything could be better for everyone. | ||
| Here's let me tell you about Howard and how he shot his head off in a parking lot because of his mom. | ||
| You know, think about those few kids. | ||
| You want to be a good writer? | ||
| Box. | ||
| Those few kids who maybe, you know what, maybe their lives aren't great because their English teacher is Alex Jones, but they took the hit for the rest of us. | ||
| You know, they keep the rest of us safe. | ||
| So I don't know. | ||
| I think maybe English teacher Alex Jones wouldn't have, you know, fallen down a lot of these dark roads. | ||
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Well, I'm thinking he'd still be drinking. | |
| That's true. | ||
| I don't think they gotta. | ||
| Yeah, and who knows, like what kind of, what's inevitable?? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Hey, I wouldn't be the first teacher I saw with a flask in her desk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So look, Trump is bad. | ||
| Issh, kinda, bad. | ||
| Not very. | ||
| He put on the ring. | ||
| He put on the ring. | ||
| Yeah, but he's not, look, he's good. | ||
| He's great. | ||
| He's fine. | ||
| I'm afraid of him, honestly. | ||
| If I could be totally clear, his enemies are going to pay, and I don't want to be one of his enemies. | ||
| I like, I like all of what you're saying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, boil it down to how do you fit that on a report card? | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Check minus. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But look, it's everyone else's fault. | ||
| That sounds true. | ||
| This is really the left's fa Ralph's fault. | ||
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Wow. | |
| And I want to tell the Democrats and the Globalists and the Deep State something. | ||
| You are really playing with nuclear hellfire. | ||
| And I've thought about the last few months going ahead and saying this, and I think the Russians and the Chinese already know this. | ||
| He's not putting on a guy that's gone to another level to intimidate people and stuff. | ||
| It's one hundred percent. | ||
| People messed with him too much. | ||
| They screwed with him too hard. | ||
| And again, I've only been through ten percent of what he's been through. | ||
| And it made me get a lot because I didn't give up. | ||
| It made me I'm a way meaner, way smarter, way stronger. | ||
| And I said this about a year ago when I started to go through this metamorphosis. | ||
| I said, I really feel sorry for the globalists. | ||
| And I also said, I'm I'm almost ashamed I've made this decision because it's not it's not becoming evil, but it's taking the governor off. | ||
| And that's a slippery slope to becoming Sauron if you got the gear. | ||
| And I got the gear, so I know. | ||
| I know the gear Trump's got. | ||
| And it's dangerous. | ||
| And that's why the globalists hate my guts. | ||
| That's why they hate Trump. | ||
| They hate people that pack the gear to wear the ring. | ||
| Well, guess what, boys? | ||
| Trump just put it on. | ||
| And you're in a lot of deep shit. | ||
| And I'm stepping back going, everything you said he was, everything you manifested, every you conjured this. | ||
| You did this. | ||
| You did it. | ||
| It's all your fault. | ||
| You know what I wonder? | ||
| This what this brings up to me is this question, right? | ||
| Time Machine, 2015, play for Alex what he is saying on this episode. | ||
| I think they still do it. | ||
| I think they still go for Trump. | ||
| Yeah, because it would be like a deep fake or something. | ||
| Something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I don't feel like this mentality is too different from Nazis who just blame, you know, Hitler's victims for Hitler's rise. | ||
| Well, I mean, if you guys hadn't allowed him to rise and let us yell, you're our God King, then we wouldn't be in this situation. | ||
| So it is kind of your fault, isn't it? | ||
| It's this is, I mean, honestly, I feel it's very pathetic. | ||
| I don't really know how else to look at it than pathetic. | ||
| He wants to be the chronicler now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because shit is real hot in the kitchen and he has nowhere to go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so like, oh, look at me. | ||
| I'm just I'm a storyteller out here just telling you what it is. | ||
| I have no responsibility for creating this demon. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I've been watching this all the time, really. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The piece of shit is the guy who grabs your fist and then hits you with it and goes, Stop hitting yourself right now. | ||
| Now a guy like me who is miles away shouting, Hey, stop hitting yourself to Alex is not the same thing because he is hitting himself. | ||
| This is not safe behavior. | ||
| No one is hitting you. | ||
| No one is hitting you. | ||
| You are hitting yourself in the face over and over again. | ||
| Yeah, in a way that we all get hit too, somehow. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| We're your collateral damage from your own self-flagellation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just shut up. | ||
| Just go away. | ||
| So I thought that this, this old like you left, you fucking idiots, you created this bad Trump. | ||
| It's our fault. | ||
| You fucked with him too much. | ||
| We made him put on the ring by, excuse me, what was it we did again? | ||
| And I thought that this was a little bit reminiscent of some anti Semitic ideas through history, and what do you know, he immediately connects it to Israel creating this. | ||
| Great, there we go. | ||
| You conjured this, you did this. | ||
| Just like Israel lobby, running around the last thirty years, censoring the internet and harassing mainline conservatives and trying to intimidate them to become Israeli operatives triggered these people to now be attacking Israel on every front. | ||
| You conjured this, and then now you've got what you said was coming. | ||
| You made it happen. | ||
| Nick Fuentes was working for the Daily Wire and was pro-Israel, and then they tried to henpeck him and basically get him to Israel to be a Mossad operative. | ||
| He figured it out. | ||
| By henpecking him? | ||
| Fire him and then tried to get him banned everywhere, and then look what he turned into. | ||
| Oh, he's got gear. | ||
| He's that's very smart. | ||
| He's got a will. | ||
| He's twenty six. | ||
| Imagine if they persecuted Nick Fuentes. | ||
| If you couldn't shoot Nick Fuentes till he's 78, that would be a pretty scary creature. | ||
| Nick Fuentes said, I saw the clip a few days ago, he said, This is the dark infowars. | ||
| This is the dark Alex. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| This isn't dark infowars. | ||
| It's just desperate infowars. | ||
| This was always the subtext, and a lot of the audience got that he was just spouting antisemitic tropes from history and subing in the word globalist for Jewish. | ||
| But there used to be a reason to keep that act up. | ||
| The reason was money, in the sense that most people really don't like Nazis and don't want to be associated with them. | ||
| So in the past, you'd get kicked off social media platforms if you were too antisemitic. | ||
| That danger doesn't exist now anymore and you can just do whatever you want online. | ||
| At the same time that this risk has disappeared, Alex's potential audience is also disappearing. | ||
| A lot of the meat and potatoes libertarian Ron Paul type fans are probably super old by now and a lot of them died from COVID. | ||
| There's no left-leaning people who could really get into Alex's shtick, and the audience that he's cultivated think that they're part of a war between God and the devil. | ||
| If Trump has put on the one ring and is covering up the Epstein case and you can't say that he's working with the devil, then how can anyone who believes they're in a war think that you're anything other than lukewarm? | ||
| God detests the lukewarm. | ||
| He's not a fan, famously. | ||
| Nazi types are really the only audience Alex can chase, and he's going to be disappointed about how bad the returns on that are going to be. | ||
| While he's been busy playing his let's talk in coded language for respectability's sake games, a whole industry of people like Nick has popped up, and Alex is a joke to them. | ||
| He's a washed up boomer who's trying to chase relevance by hanging out with the avant garde cool kids. | ||
| I don't know this for sure, but I don't really think that Nick ever worked at the Daily Wire. | ||
| He was on the right side broadcasting network, but he was kicked off after he went to the Unite the Right rally. | ||
| Even fairly early in his career, he was a big antisemite and he was trying to take down Turning Point USA because they're too friendly with Israel. | ||
| In the same way that Trump's handling of Epstein stuff has been self-defeating, this carrying water for Nick is self-defeating for Alex. | ||
| He's understandably bummed out that Trump doesn't want him around, but he's going to find out that these avant-garde Nazis don't like him either, and they already have supplement dealers if they're interested in that. | ||
| There's nothing to gain here. | ||
| Yeah, you know, like the dynamic all too often between youth pastor and youth group is youth pastor really wants to hang out with kids, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not necessarily, not necessarily in a creepy or gross way, but in like, it could be or it could be. | ||
| These are the people who think I'm cool, like coach McGurk. | ||
| Exactly, and that's the dynamic here is like, you're not supposed to be a youth pastor. | ||
| The kids in the youth group go like, this guy needs to stop playing Wonder Wall, please. | ||
| Yeah, but in the youth group, it's the youth group leader really wants these kids to think he's cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's fine. | ||
| Except in this case, these youth group members are into hard drugs. | ||
| Pardon, Nazis, yeah. | ||
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| And they're going to get you into those hard drugs or you're not going to be cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you're never going to be cool. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| anyway Trump's Hitler now but that's okay it's my fault you're too mean I'll take it I'm aggressive alpha male so when I continually get tortured that which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger you're | ||
| gonna get this so what I'm trying to explain to our enemies is this we're not like you camp followers you know groups of people Beta's that want power, that get into little clubs and do passive aggressive, sneaky, criminal, weird stuff, okay? | ||
| You're going around conjuring armies of men that will destroy you. | ||
| And I understand the danger of what you've conjured. | ||
| So I'm saying you're really dangerous and bad and horrible, and you're sickening Satanism and weakness. | ||
| And then historically, when that rises, it conjures something that isn't very Christlike that smashes you. | ||
| And then in the process, you've got to get in total alignment with the Emperor King that will deliver us from you, but it turns into something even worse down the road. | ||
| Great job, globalist. | ||
| Great job, New World Order. | ||
| Great job. | ||
| What a mess. | ||
| So I guess this is how you rationalize. | ||
| I like plaudits. | ||
| I'll take that. | ||
| I like being told great job. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Very much. | ||
| The Chronicler has come up with a new angle on this story, which is that, you know, Trump becoming a tyrant and, you know, maybe ethnically cleansing the United States and killing off everyone, putting in martial law, whatever. | ||
| That's, I mean, look, it's what happens. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| What happens when gay people can get married and gender identity is not stigmatized publicly? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey man, all these kinds of things are that you bring upon your own destruction. | ||
| You know, okay. | ||
| So like in an evolutionary arms race, you know, like the gazelle and the cheetah or whatever it is, right? | ||
| I understand that the gazelle evolves to defeat the cheetah. | ||
| You know, they try to survive. | ||
| And so it's a conflict that never ends, right? | ||
| But it only started because the cheetah eats people. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's why we're in this situation. | ||
| You guys eat people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then we have to adapt to all that shit. | ||
| Yeah, the gazelle isn't adapting ways to kill the cheetah. | ||
| Yeah, the. | ||
| It's surviving and running away. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is what I do. | ||
| I'm doing all these things because you're an asshole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I guess, I guess this is saying, like, I'm a cheetah because you keep evolving. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because you keep running away, I have to get better claws. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I can't relax anymore. | ||
| Because you keep evolving. | ||
| How do you feel about that? | ||
| Does that make you feel good that I can't watch TV? | ||
| I guess in nature, I'm neutral on it, but as far as people go, it's a little different. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're a little stupid. | ||
| Hey, listen, if we're a cheater or a gazelle, we all have to eat, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So the left, they've conjured Demon Trump. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And look, man, Alex really, really wants that Conan clip. | ||
| So the Democrats, the left, Hollywood, the New World Order, they're the enemy. | ||
| They're the established rotting, sickening palace of evil. | ||
| And then when you go out and wage war against the countryside and invade every sector of society and come for our children. | ||
| Historically it doesn't bring forth a Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's a one time deal. | ||
| brings forth a Titus who will burn you to the ground. | ||
| So, that's the reality. | ||
| I want the voiceover from the intro of it. | ||
| You prick. | ||
| That's what I wanted. | ||
| That's for years. | ||
| It's not a big deal. | ||
| It's for certain things, though. | ||
| I can never have. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It's intro credits to Killing Head guys. | ||
| Okay, not that it started moving. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| It's going to be, no, no problem. | ||
| Now, actually, just forget it. | ||
| Let's not do it. | ||
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So, yeah, don't do it. | |
| Dude is angry. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I I'm tired of this, this, this storyline. | ||
| There's no real way out. | ||
| It's basically just like, all right, Trump sucks now, but he's our king. | ||
| And you deal with it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it's just like, I told you. | ||
| And you didn't?. | ||
| If you want to blame me, right? | ||
| If you want to blame the left or whatever, then you have to then hold yourself accountable to it being our fault, which is suggesting that what you really want is for us to give you this little space and coddle you like a bunch of babies where you're allowed to live free and roam and be racist to whoever you want, because it's only white people there, right? | ||
| But that's not what they want. | ||
| That isn't going to help. | ||
| That isn't what they they want to fuck people over. | ||
| And then whenever they fuck themselves over, it's somebody else's fault. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And when, you know, the sort of. | ||
| road runs out. | ||
| They want to create the impression that the people who are being hurt are the ones to blame because they didn't submit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like you insisted on having a pride parade. | ||
| We told you to stop. | ||
| You could have stopped. | ||
| We didn't ask you, we told you. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| We told you exactly like we did bomb threats at schools. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like you understand? | ||
| We were very clear. | ||
| We shot abortion clinics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We have made our intentions clear. | ||
| Y'all didn't stop. | ||
| Now you created Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a demon. | ||
| He put on the ring. | ||
| He's going to do all that stuff and more. | ||
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| We warned you with the shootings and stuff. | ||
| Here we are. | ||
| We told you that we're going to have all the guns, and now look at us with all these bullets in our feet. | ||
| How could you let us do this? | ||
| And it's also a little bit of an illusion because it's still just like, Trump's just going to do the stuff that we wanted him to do, like really aggressively now. | ||
| So, bye bye. | ||
| I mean, yeah, it's a complete abdication of even taking any kind of responsibility. | ||
| I am the chronicler. | ||
| Exactly, exactly. | ||
| Like, I actually love that. | ||
| Actually, I'm outside of of this whole thing. | ||
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| Sure, sure. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was pretty central to it at the beginning, but that was that wasn't even that was just chronicling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was just regular chronicling. | ||
| Like, you watch some of those clips from Bring Me Roger Stone. | ||
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| And like him and Alex at the RNC, and like they're so fucking happy. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| They're so in the mix with all this stuff. | ||
| And then Alex is like, Oh no, shit's gotten bad. | ||
| I don't want to play any more. | ||
| I'm the chronicler. | ||
| Look at my new hat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck you dude. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Just eat it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Eat it. | ||
| And he should. | ||
| And one of the things he has to eat is a clip of Trump. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| And it is more or less talking about people like Alex. | ||
| I'd rather talk about the success we have with the economy, the best we've ever had, and all the things we've done, including in the Middle East. | ||
| I mean, you see it. | ||
| Instead, they want to talk about the Epstein hoax. | ||
| And the sad part is it's hoax. | ||
| People that are really doing the Democrats' work. | ||
| They're stupid people. | ||
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Yeah, go ahead. | |
| So Trump thinks he's got enough pull with the constituency to slap us around a little bit. | ||
| And then we'll be good little boys and girls and shut up. | ||
| And for me, it's not even the Epstein story now. | ||
| It's this behavior. | ||
| I just spent the last thirty minutes talking about. | ||
| It's all of it. | ||
| And the Democrats will take what I said out of context and you'll say, I'm attacking Trump. | ||
| No, you just heard what I said. | ||
| And you know it's true. | ||
| And so I really mean this, everyone should pray for Trump and pray for the Holy Spirit to be even stronger with him and to lead God and direct him and give him greater discernment and purify him and cleanse him. | ||
| Because I have to say this prayer sometimes twice a day when I start, you know, turning into lead Lex Luthor, folks. | ||
| I mean, I don't do anything corrupt or bad. | ||
| I don't do dirty tricks. | ||
| I don't lie. | ||
| But man, could I? | ||
| I mean, I could just really wreck stuff. | ||
| And that's why they want me off the air, because they think, God, that guy has a lot of pull. | ||
| He could do a lot of damage. | ||
| No, you guys are doing the damage. | ||
| I'm trying to stop you, okay? | ||
| I don't want power. | ||
| I don't want to be in tuxedoes at Mar Lago. | ||
| I don't want to be at the White House. | ||
| I've already been invited. | ||
| I had the White House calling me this morning. | ||
| That's a whole different thing. | ||
| A bunch of big heavy hitters calling. | ||
| And it's like, what do you want, Alex? | ||
| How can we make you happy? | ||
| And I'm like, can Trump please stop destroying himself? | ||
| and us with him? | ||
| Well, yeah, he, you know, he does what he thinks is best. | ||
| Strike Zannifeg, yeah, we know. | ||
| Yeah, you know, don't you? | ||
| You know I'm right. | ||
| Could he please cover this up better? | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| I'm a good guy. | ||
| I'm trying to solve the world's problems like Lex Luthor. | ||
| It is, like, do they even know what they're admitting to? | ||
| You know, he must. | ||
| He has to. | ||
| You, you have to understand that what you're, what you're saying is that you and everyone around you and everyone around the President of the United States knows he's a fucking idiot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who is probably a superchild rapist. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Right? | ||
| There's an elephant in the room one way. | ||
| You all know this collectively and you're speaking it out loud as though that's not a problem in itself. | ||
| It's not compared to him not shutting up. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| So like the Streisand effect, Jordan. | ||
| If all of you agree on this and all of you know this and he doesn't actually have the ability to do anything, put him in a little room. | ||
| I mean, that would solve maybe the problem of him calling you stupid. | ||
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There you go. | |
| Just fucking manipulate him instead of taking his order., how insane are you to take his order? | ||
| He's the one who takes everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're the one saying he's an idiot, then treat him like an idiot and get him to do what you want. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or poison his Diet Coke, like you claim everyone's trying to do all the time or something. | ||
| You know, like you could slow acting poison him like they did ten years ago or whatever. | ||
| God. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's it's incredibly stupid. | ||
| And I think that there's just a there's it feels a lot like a cowardly heartbreak. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| That feels like a lot of what's going on. | ||
| And you hear, like, Alex, I got a call from the White House. | ||
| Trump doesn't think I'm stupid. | ||
| If he thinks I'm stupid, what is going on? | ||
| Why did I play that clip? | ||
| I still love this man. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| I can see his body language. | ||
| I've been through some similar things. | ||
| And I I still love Trump. | ||
| But I kept asking who's giving this horrible advice. | ||
| It's him. | ||
| I said it last Monday. | ||
| First to say it, it's Trump behind all this. | ||
| He admits it. | ||
| All you people that said, oh, you're attacking Trump, it's Bondi. | ||
| You're wrong again, I'm right again. | ||
| And it's not about, oh, I'm smart. | ||
| It's about, start having some respect out there, dipshits. | ||
| Yeah, you dipshits. | ||
| I said it was Suzy Wiles. | ||
| What, what, what's going on, dipshits? | ||
| Mm. | ||
| Start having some respect on his name. | ||
| Like, I understand, like, listen, I understand all the rules, I understand all the laws, and I get the constitution. | ||
| But if all of you agree in the government, this guy shouldn't be president, just like everyone, close your eyes for five seconds, and then he's not president, and then we'll just act like everything is exactly the same as it was before. | ||
| Well, you know? | ||
| Well, that depends on the people who Alex is. | ||
| talking to in the White House being real. | ||
| If they are real And he is actually talking to someone and it's not like, I don't know, one of those phones for kids. | ||
| Right, you know? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It could definitely be. | ||
| If he's talking to someone in the White House, then yeah, they are admitting that they all think he's a total fucking idiot. | ||
| How could you not? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look at it. | ||
| Look at where we are. | ||
| Alex does say that, like, if you look around this cabinet, the cabinet meetings, everyone is just high on the power, the raw power that Trump is exuding because he put on the ring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I guess that's an explanation. | ||
| Is he intoxicated? | ||
| I mean, I just, I understand that he is the president of the United States. | ||
| According to all these rules and laws and votes and stuff. | ||
| But the President of the United States that was elected is a fiction. | ||
| It's imaginary. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Right? | ||
| The image that's in the voters' heads or whatever. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's just, it's just pure fiction. | ||
| You didn't elect that person. | ||
| Yeah, and a lot of you elected not another person. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| As opposed to some person. | ||
| We don't have to do this just because, like, it's just so crazy to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just like you're there next to him and be like, hey, no. | ||
| Hey, did you tweet that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, no. | ||
| We're, guess what? | ||
| Guess where we're going? | ||
| We're going to a super important summit between you and the most powerful people in the world. | ||
| And then you go to Chuck E. Cheese or something, you know, like it'd be fine. | ||
| He wouldn't know. | ||
| He's senile and driving an exploding car, so just get rid of the car. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| A lot of this still doesn't solve Alex's problem though, you dip shit. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| His real problem is that no one fucking respects him. | ||
| Alex can't get no respect anymore. | ||
| I think that might be his real problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so he complains about that and talks about how he's a wizard. | ||
| Have some little respect when someone has a track record of 98 percent. | ||
| Bunch of Johnny come lately's came and found their ass with both hands, don't know anything. | ||
| You got four phone calls from the White House this morning? | ||
| No, I don't think you did. | ||
| You want Steve Bannon's show tomorrow? | ||
| No, I don't think you did. | ||
| You pick the phone up and call Joe Rogan right now or Tucker Carlson? | ||
| No, I don't think you can. | ||
| Can I get on the phone and get Trump on the phone by tonight? | ||
| Yeah, I can. | ||
| Could I get invited to the White House in my logo the last six months? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did I go? | ||
| No. | ||
| Not because I'm too cool. | ||
| It's just, it's not my bag, man. | ||
| I'm the wizard off in the wilderness. | ||
| Radagast. | ||
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Always. | |
| Staying away from the glitz and the glamour, I'm in my cave and I come out of my cave when the sun rises in the morning and walk through the forests. | ||
| And I come out of my cave at night when the stars are shining bright. | ||
| And I think about the world and the universe and how things operate and envision the way through this tumultuous, dangerous storm we're in. | ||
| You don't see Merlin in the archetype of King Arthur hanging out at the parties at the feast in the throne room. | ||
| I like this Merlin analogy. | ||
| Because have you watched the show? | ||
| Which show? | ||
| There was any of them. | ||
| They all follow the same track. | ||
| Well, I mean, yeah, it's Merlin. | ||
| It's the story of Merlin. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| If you watch the show closely and you pay attention, some people can miss this. | ||
| King Arthur's only seen talking to Merlin once, like really early on. | ||
| And then after that point, Merlin just talks a ton about how King Arthur likes him and how close they are. | ||
| He keeps bragging about how he could totally go to the round table if he wanted to, but that's not his bag. | ||
| Arthur seems to not even know or care. | ||
| that Merlin exists, but strangely Merlin keeps interviewing Sir Bedivere about how cool Arthur is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's really strange. | ||
| People forget that about the legend. | ||
| Which is crazy because you think Arthur would care a lot since the wizard is so powerful, right? | ||
| You'd have to rely on the wizard all the time for all the things that the wizard can do, right? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Like what can the wizard do? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But he's just talking to Bedivere all the time. | ||
| Yeah, what I mean, he's a cool guy. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| He's a cool guy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He was his wingman. | ||
| Arthur's wingman. | ||
| They were wingmans. | ||
| Arthur was between divorces. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And he didn't want his girlfriends to get a lot of publicity. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So Bedivere would go out with him. | ||
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Right. | |
| In order to trick the press. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Mmhmm. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| And then people were trying to steal an election from Arthur. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And Bedavere was going around telling everyone about North Korean votes showing up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, I think we'll get there. | ||
| So anyway, Alex, I think this is really sad because he's describing how he wants to be seen by people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the irony is that that's the character he used to have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he threw it all away. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like this is exactly who he could be if he hadn't done everything he's done, probably since the supplement businesses all started. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| But then more importantly, since Trump. | ||
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| He could he could still be the wizard in the woods. | ||
| He never was, but he had so successfully created that fiction. | ||
| It still stays with us. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's so successfully created it, people still have that false vision of him in their minds, and all he had to do was just coast. | ||
| All he had to do was not actually be into the glitz and glamour, and he's lying about what his bag is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I desperately want Hollywood people to love him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I talked to Christopher Walken once, and it was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he wasn't supposed to be there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I just think that's really sad. | ||
| It is really sad. | ||
| And, uh, look, God is going to help me. | ||
| God may judge us and that will be sad too. | ||
| But hey, you know, globalists lost and I guess we all die, whatever. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| We now have Dark Trump. | ||
| Oh, they always said he was dark. | ||
| He wasn't dark. | ||
| Big old sweetie pie, really. | ||
| But they got him now. | ||
| And that's what happens when you mess with people too long who are not clitters. | ||
| You create something extremely, extremely, extremely dangerous when it's in the most powerful position in the world. | ||
| But it's better than you guys being in control. | ||
| And if we're going to be judged by the leaders God has seen fit to keep alive and put in power, then so be it. | ||
| But I just want all of Trump's enemies to know something. | ||
| You have lost one hundred percent. | ||
| And those of you that are not completely demonically possessed need to back off of Trump. | ||
| You know, that's really my message. | ||
| Yeah, that's clearly your message. | ||
| Back off of the demon guy. | ||
| Stay away and don't antagonize the demon guy. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Dark Trump has put on the ring of Sauron and he's gonna fuck his enemies up and you better cool it. | ||
| You better cool it. | ||
| He's driving a car that's on fire. | ||
| I, you know, like maybe we've talked about this a bit, maybe I pulled the trigger a bit too soon. | ||
| Maybe I'm a bit on the quick side to just be like, I'm out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| But boy, I've never found myself in this situation. | ||
| This is a little bit. | ||
| This is way too late. | ||
| You can't do anything. | ||
| It looks stupid. | ||
| It looks dumb. | ||
| And thankfully, a little bit into the show., we get a little bit of hope. | ||
| Things things maybe maybe everything is going to be okay. | ||
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| All right. | ||
| I'm going to tell you from all the research I have, all my understanding, exactly what's happening with Trump. | ||
| And then I'm going to go to some major news from John Solomon, who's a very respected, dead on guy, who interviewed Trump yesterday privately and said Trump is going to appoint a special counsel. | ||
| We, of course, broke that news yesterday, but it's confirmed when Solomon says it. | ||
| He met with Trump yesterday privately at least. | ||
| Great investigative journalist. | ||
| He told Steve Bannon about that today. | ||
| So maybe, maybe, maybe if everything's okay. | ||
| Having lived in the future for quite some time now, I think it's great. | ||
| I love that you're just like doing a show where it's like he's put on the ring. | ||
| He's he's become Doc Trump and then like you get a little bit of news in the middle of the show and you're like, you know what? | ||
| Maybe a special counsel is going to happen. | ||
| Maybe everything's all right. | ||
| Maybe he's not Doc Trump. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But, but, but, I'm going to ask you this question, all right. | ||
| If someone who put on the ring can be defeated by a special counsel. | ||
| That ring is not that big a deal. | ||
| Well, I'm not very concerned about the ring. | ||
| Here, let me talk to you about the ring. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I think that what we're, you know, when when someone you like puts on the ring, you worry about they losing their judgment. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And you worry about they doing things that are going to hurt you. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Someone who put on the ring, if they're still able to appoint a special counsel here to deflect blame and maybe more quietly do a cover up, sure. | ||
| Is it so bad they put on the ring? | ||
| Maybe their judgment's intact. | ||
| Maybe there's a reason they're driving that firey car. | ||
| Right, I'm fine with that. | ||
| But that contradicts all the things you said earlier. | ||
| Right, he has no object pur permanence. | ||
| He's a baby who's seeing light for the first time. | ||
| That's unfair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's unfair. | ||
| No shoes. | ||
| You said that he sucked. | ||
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And he put it on the ring a year ago. | |
| He's been pushed too far. | ||
| A special counsel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can take like one of the fucking ring rates was like, oh man, I just should have appointed a special counsel and then I wouldn't be flying this undead dragon. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, as we discussed, I think the day after this Trump comes out and says, I'm not doing a special counsel at all. | ||
| So this hope goes away pretty quickly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it kind of takes a little bit of the pressure off of talking about this story too much. | ||
| And Alex complains about his own plight for about an hour. | ||
| Okay, of course. | ||
| And about how he's getting sued and how he's the victim in the Sandy Hook case and everything. | ||
| Sounds right. | ||
| And then he prays for the death of the people who are attacking him. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Because if their goal is to get me off the air, well, you get the opposite when you try to intimidate and bully and terrorize and stalk and harass me. | ||
| I'm talking about the globalists that were hiding behind the families. | ||
| He's not saying the families, I'm not you, you, you, you, Paul Weiss Law Firm, already sanctioned by Trump, already admitted to criminal activity. | ||
| All of you, you know it's you, you know who you are. | ||
| And I pray to God that justice is done. | ||
| Come upon you and I don't call for any violence, not a veiled threat. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Vengeance belongs to God. | ||
| I pray to God that all of these people trying to destroy me and my family, that God show his face to them and move their heart to turn from their evil ways. | ||
| You know, I said that prayer a couple days before the last receiver committed suicide and I didn't pray for God to hurt him. | ||
| I just remember saying a prayer, because, you know, He's going to try to come into my life and do all these things to me and all the rest of it. | ||
| And I just sat there and prayed one morning. | ||
| I used to pray for like a minute or two. | ||
| I prayed for like an hour. | ||
| I got on my knees, lay face down. | ||
| Just felt driven to do that when I get really there in the dark, about 4 or 5 a.m. | ||
| And I just prayed for my family. | ||
| I prayed for the country, everywhere, but also just said a prayer. | ||
| I said, God, please move to the heart of this person. | ||
| You know, they know they've turned out all this money. | ||
| They know they're just a tool to harass me. | ||
| That's not what the law really is about. | ||
| They know it's all a fraud. | ||
| Please, God, move on his heart with the Holy Spirit. | ||
| And I had no idea, and maybe it's just coincidence, I'm sure, that he killed himself three days later. | ||
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| The Lord works in mysterious ways. | ||
| You can't believe it's coincidence. | ||
| What a tremendous piece of shit. | ||
| Like, I get that people have political differences. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that there are some policies that are monstrous that other people may support, and I think they probably could be a decent person, generally speaking, even holding that political belief. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You can't do stuff like this and me ever believe you have a shred of decency. | ||
| If there is a person who took their own life. | ||
| and Alex is exploiting this and saying it happened because he prayed for God to move his heart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is a I don't even know the words. | ||
| I words fail me when I try to describe how grotesque and unfeeling that is. | ||
| Well, I mean, like, spiraled out. | ||
| You can say, like, oh, I prayed for this man to move for God to change his heart and then he committed suicide, right? | ||
| But from the essence of that, what he's really doing is bragging about murdering a guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I didn't think I was going to murder that guy. | ||
| It's like he took a miracle shot with a bow And though he was like, I can't believe that I got that heart. | ||
| It just went down. | ||
| I didn't even I was just thinking, I'm going to shoot this arrow in any direction, you know? | ||
| And then he's telling other people, like, can you believe how great a murderer I am? | ||
| I'm not even trying to murder people and I'm murdering people. | ||
| Yeah, and we've listened to enough of Alex's show that we know that when he says like vengeance is the Lord, he also believes that you are the instrument of carrying out the Lord's vengeance. | ||
| And that's what he means when he says God works in mysterious ways. | ||
| God made that man kill himself for Alex. | ||
| Right, and if you should want to kill some of Alex's enemies, he's going to treat that as the will of the Lord. | ||
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| I mean, he doesn't want violence against these people, but maybe if something bad happened to him, he would pretend it was suicide or something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He is a real piece of shit, and I can't I can't imagine being in the position of if this person is real, who Alex is talking about, being a family member or something of this person, hearing him exploit this and being this kind of disgusting, second shit. | ||
| You just can't be a good person and behave like that. | ||
| Yeah, they're antithetical. | ||
| I mean, according to your own beliefs, right? | ||
| At the end of all this, you and God are going to talk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can you imagine being like, Hey God, thanks for murdering that guy for me. | ||
| And he just going, Stop. | ||
| Why would I do that? | ||
| Just go ahead and explain it to me from the very beginning. | ||
| Because once you get to the focus of that, you'll understand why I'm sending you straight to the fuck to hell. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Piece of shit. | ||
| You've been working with the devil this whole time? | ||
| All the time. | ||
| I thought it was me. | ||
| How? | ||
| Fucking idiot. | ||
| I left you a book that tells you what to do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't tell people what time it is in the middle of the night. | ||
| Why would I do that? | ||
| I'm very busy creating time. | ||
| This is a crazy close-up magic trick you're falling for. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| It is. | ||
| That's such a great way of putting it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, look. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Trump's going to do the special counsel thing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And so let's just cut it down to like, let's put a timer on the Epstein stuff. | ||
| Oh, that's a good idea. | ||
| And I'm not doing that because Trump said to put a clock on it. | ||
| I really thought about it a lot and I'm only going to budget after today, thirty minutes a day on this scandal and it's going to be huge and it's going to get horrible. | ||
| But I'm going to cover the good stuff happening and the other things that are dangerous and the things we can do. | ||
| I am after today, unless I do a special show here and there. | ||
| I am not going to sit here and harp on this. | ||
| And it's not because Trump said, Stop covering it. | ||
| I buy it. | ||
| But it's the only thing, it's like, it's literally the only thing for our entire lives. | ||
| I'm not a cult. | ||
| For our entire lives, the conspiracy theory in one form or fashion or another is the people with the most power in the world fuck kids or are reptiles that fuck kids. | ||
| You know, like, that's what it is. | ||
| That's what it's always been. | ||
| That's the conspiracy theory. | ||
| Or murder kids and drink their blood. | ||
| Whatever you like. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It doesn't always have to be like sexual crimes. | ||
| But it is, it's almost always a terrorizing and hurting kids. | ||
| Yeah, for the purpose of demon blah blah blah, right? | ||
| This now is the one true chance you have to prove it. | ||
| You have to prove that this is true and that means if you're Alex or one of these people, at the very least you can crow for the rest of your life, ah, but this one is real and we proved it. | ||
| We got this one. | ||
| To shy away from this one is to admit that you never wanted any of it to be real in the first place. | ||
| No, it's glaring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's it's it's too much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When you have, you know, like you're saying., this is the bedrock of so many of these conspiracy theories. | ||
| It traces back to these sorts of crimes, whether it be for blood or for blackmail or whatever, there is a centralness to this. | ||
| And for Alex to be like, all right, this guy that I like who's kicking a lot of immigrants out of the country and I enjoy watching that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This stuff is pretty good. | ||
| Now he's telling us not to ask questions about the central spoke in the wheel of conspiracies. | ||
| He's saying, don't look at this and you're not my fan if you do. | ||
| And well, when you say it like that, it sounds really bad. | ||
| Yeah, it's tough. | ||
| But I love this guy. | ||
| I fucking love this guy. | ||
| That's the thing about those words. | ||
| I don't understand how you can say those words and not be like, you know what? | ||
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I get it. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I got it. | ||
| I got to get out of here. | ||
| Like, it's comical to imagine him responding to anybody else saying, Stop asking questions about this. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You're not my fan if you ask questions about this. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It indicates that there is one conclusion that he cannot accept. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that is the elephant in the room. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's like those poll questions that if you just word them differently, if you word questions without certain triciggered keywords and stuff, people will be like, Yeah, everyone wants healthcare. | ||
| What are you stupid? | ||
| You know, like if you just gave a rundown of who this person was and said their name was like Dig Wiggler or whatever it is. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Everybody would be like, You've got to kill this man. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| This is there's only this is fucking insane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And Alex would never be able to do this stuff. | ||
| I don't know what. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck it is. | ||
| I think Alex is just a coward. | ||
| I think he's afraid of Yeah. | ||
| opening this box. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, and the stake, but you know, he's a coward with the stakes that are too high. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because if you're a coward and the stakes are low, you can kind of back out. | ||
| Maybe you look like an embarrassing loser while you do it. | ||
| Yeah, you know, or maybe you can take the risk because the stakes are so low. | ||
| You can just gamble. | ||
| Yeah, but this is, this is like, I guess I'm in. | ||
| I guess I'm in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the function of that is that Alex can do all the little creative writing exercises that he wants as the chronicler. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He can do all that he wants, but what he's doing at the end of the day is still covering up the possibility that Trump is deeply involved in a lot of this stuff and actively covering it up for selfish reasons. | ||
| While bragging about the universal spirit murdering people for him. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This person is insane. | ||
| Yeah, this person is nuts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thank God that there's going to be a special council. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's going to do it. | ||
| So, we will move on to the next movement in this orchestra and see how Alex's mood changes. | ||
| I mean, look, shit's not good. | ||
| It's never going to be good again. | ||
| No, probably not. | ||
| But we will be back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll just keep on chugging along. | ||
| Because I'm the Chronicler. | ||
| I mean, what's going to happen? | ||
| Sure, it's going to get worse, but you're still going to be alive. | ||
| You might as well live through it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So maybe I might add that to the outro. | ||
| Maybe I'm the Chronicler. | ||
| You are the Chronicler now? | ||
| Wait, was Mako the guy who played the Chronicler or was that Mako Sharkramp? | ||
| Uh, no. | ||
| Mako Sharkramp. | ||
| That takes me back. | ||
| Yeah, it does. | ||
| That takes me back. | ||
| Um, no, I, uh, False a Doom. | ||
| Uh, yeah, no. | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| But I remember Mako. | ||
| Mako was the guy who played General Iroh in Avatar. | ||
| And also is just a general awesome dude who is in Sidekicks. | ||
| Fucking great. | ||
| Let's say it's him. | ||
| Yeah, let's say we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed, we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight dot com. | ||
| Yeah, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I'm the Mysterious Professor. | ||
| I don't feel like saying I'm the Chronicler. | ||
| I already have the Mysterious Professor. | ||
| It's kind of similar. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo. | |
| And now here comes the Sex Robot. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |
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