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July 25, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
01:52:52
#1059: June 24, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan bear witness to Alex's continued descent into explicit antisemitic content, including some esoteric nonsense about the Star of David and a creepy attempt to pick a fight with Laura Loomer.

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alex jones
28:54
d
dan friesen
52:01
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jordan holmes
25:14
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nick fuentes
01:45
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mark-2 in florida
00:55
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unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
Knowledgepire.com.
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Dan and Jordan.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Deep deep money.
Andy and Panzer.
Andy and Pantheon.
unidentified
Andy and Panzer.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy.
Andy.
It's time to pray.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fake time calling over here today.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
alex jones
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
alex jones
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, I'm going to say, is actually a fork in the road.
jordan holmes
A fork in the road?
dan friesen
No, that's the wrong metaphor.
It's two-pronged.
Okay.
The first is, I forgot this person's name, but they'll know who they are.
Forwarded me an email after our last episode.
I talked about how I was sad that I didn't have a Switch 2 because I wanted to play Donkey Kong.
Right.
And someone messaged and offered to sell me one at retail value because they had somehow had another one.
jordan holmes
Magic.
dan friesen
And it was such a sweet offer.
And the message was about the feelings of I related to what it's like to not be able to hang out with your buddy Donkey Kong.
Totally.
And it made me realize I need to play this Donkey Kong.
So it was a very nice offer.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And that I really appreciated a lot.
So that's one bright spot.
And then the second bright spot is I did not take this person up on that offer, but I did get the Switch.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And I've been playing the shit out of Donkey Kong.
Love it.
jordan holmes
Nailed it.
dan friesen
I'm wearing yellow top and brown pants.
jordan holmes
Because of Donkey Kong?
dan friesen
Is the closest thing in my wardrobe that I felt was Donkey Kong-themed?
jordan holmes
Is that to record so you can get a little Donkey Kong into this episode?
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
Whoa, I don't know how I feel about that.
My chest.
jordan holmes
That may be a little too aggressive.
dan friesen
Eat a banana.
jordan holmes
I am not a Donkey Kong.
dan friesen
I have gotten through a fair amount of this game, but I think there's still a lot to uncover.
I've found Cranky Kong and Ramby, rhinoceros.
jordan holmes
Who's your favorite Kong?
dan friesen
Dixie.
jordan holmes
Dixie is your favorite Kong?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think so.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
What about you?
jordan holmes
Oh, I mean, King, obviously, top of the list.
dan friesen
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
All right.
How does he fit into the family?
jordan holmes
That's actually a really good question.
dan friesen
Because the original Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong.
jordan holmes
Right.
But I mean, you have to expect that because of the Kong moniker, they are somehow related to King Kong, right?
They're giant apes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The Kong, it's got to be King Kong.
So is King Kong the progenitor?
Is he the oldest?
dan friesen
I think it must be, or at least like he's an uncle or something.
You know, like he's in the mix somewhere in their lineage.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
I know a lot of their familial relations.
You know, I know how their family tree works, but I don't know.
Because I don't think Nintendo owns King Kong.
unidentified
Okay, so I don't know if he can legally be a part of the family.
jordan holmes
So he's brought over from Skull Island to the United States early, early, what, early 10s, early 20s, somewhere around there, put on display, climbs the tower, grabs the girl, et cetera, et cetera.
Now, are we saying that the girl and the Kong, and now we have multiple Kongs?
Is that what we're saying here?
dan friesen
You mean like in terms of like a- Right.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking you were getting at.
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
I don't know.
And that's how we get Donkey Kong who becomes cranky.
No, I don't know.
Who's your favorite Donkey Kong in the canonical, the Donkey Kong franchise?
jordan holmes
I will tell you this.
dan friesen
I think you don't know.
jordan holmes
My memory, no, my favorite is Diddy.
And my memory of why is fairly simple.
Playing Donkey Kong Country, I would always wind up losing Diddy.
And he would go, and then you jump on the box and Diddy would reappear.
dan friesen
You throw a barrel.
jordan holmes
Or whatever.
dan friesen
You jump on a box to get Ramby or Espresso.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
So you throw a barrel and then without skipping a beat, he does a little flip, gets right back behind you.
I don't know why that I always appreciated that a great deal.
dan friesen
He's loyal.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's having a great time.
dan friesen
He's ready to go.
jordan holmes
He was just like, ah, no big deal.
I fell on those spikes.
dan friesen
I would always play it with my brother, and I was always forced to be Donkey Kong because I was a big boy.
I was a thick young boy.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And he was more of a smaller, agile, cool guy.
So he was more of a Diddy.
He was a Diddy cooler because he's the young guy.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, he was the 90s.
If you have a hat, you are cooler.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so I always had that, I always felt forced to be Donkey.
But then I kind of made peace with it.
jordan holmes
Now you wear it as a badge of pride.
dan friesen
Yeah, but then the second game came along and we were introduced to Dixie and she could do a propeller with her hair.
jordan holmes
That is pretty cool.
dan friesen
She could float a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She's way too cool for all of it.
But I'm enjoying the hell out of Donkey Kong Bonanza.
And it's such a good thing to be playing while I listen to InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because you're just punching.
jordan holmes
Because you're smashing shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're just breaking walls down and rampaging.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
It's very cathartic in that setting.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
So what about you?
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot?
Tyler the Creator's died.
Tyler the Creator's got a new album.
Very great.
dan friesen
He's someone who has a very interesting career trajectory.
jordan holmes
He does.
He does.
A very strange one.
dan friesen
He's someone who I don't really know a ton about.
But I feel like he went from like Horrorcore kind of stuff to much more artistic, much more high inspirational.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I believe it started with Odd Future Wolfgang Kill Them All, which was him and Earl Sweatshirt and those cats.
And then he did Goblin, which had that one song that everybody was like, ah, he's so scary.
You know, that kind of thing.
And then he did that for a while and everybody was kind of like, ah, that's kind of boring.
Then he came out and started doing all kinds of different stuff.
And everybody's had a great time since then.
dan friesen
Interesting.
Yeah.
What's the new album like?
How genre, like, what would you describe it as?
jordan holmes
So he had a couple, so a few albums back was more of an R ⁇ B album.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
A few albums after that was more of a hip-hop album.
The last one I think was more of a rap album.
And I think this one's more like a just general hip-hop vibe kind of thing.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
More hooks.
dan friesen
There are hooks.
jordan holmes
You like a hook?
There's some hooks.
dan friesen
Great.
I like that song, What the Hook Gonna Be.
jordan holmes
What is the hook going for?
dan friesen
Murphy Lee from the St. Lunatics.
I ask because he's a really interesting type of pop culture presence.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That you say Tyler the Creator has a new album out.
And I don't really know what to expect that is going to be.
jordan holmes
That's interesting.
I think that's a really cool thing.
I think I would take that as a compliment if I was him.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's kind of, I feel the same way about when Andre 3000 would put out an album.
It's like, I don't know exactly what this is going to sound like.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and then it turned into a flute.
Then it turned into a flute album.
So that doesn't always go the right way.
dan friesen
And if you're going to do a flute album, you've got to call Jethro Tull.
jordan holmes
You do have to call it.
dan friesen
You got to call Ian Anderson and get it done.
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying that album.
Yeah, it's good.
So today we have something not as enjoyable, but maybe is horror core in a way.
jordan holmes
Nice.
Nice.
dan friesen
And that is June 24th, 2025 of Alex's show.
Okay.
As we watch a disintegration happen basically throughout this entire timeframe.
He's killed Gene Heckman, which unleashed a demon that might be possessing Donald Trump.
The United States is in a civil war.
The world is maybe in a civil war.
Donald Trump seems to be going back and forth from wanting regime change in Iran.
It's very confusing.
jordan holmes
But we may have stumbled upon our saving grace, which is that Donald Trump is no longer in control of Donald Trump.
dan friesen
It's possible that there's a walk-in.
jordan holmes
Right?
We've got a walk-in situation.
dan friesen
Well, we don't know for sure.
jordan holmes
We don't know for sure yet, but this changes everything.
dan friesen
He's been dealing with the flesh quite a bit, and that is a way that demons can get inside you.
jordan holmes
Everybody knows this.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So we have this possibility.
And we'll see what kind of horrific anti-Semitic garbage we see on this episode.
alex jones
Great.
jordan holmes
Good news.
Good news.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert and warning.
jordan holmes
Oh, great.
dan friesen
But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Bad Bob.
Thank you so much.
You're now a Policy Wonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policy Wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, my wife and I communicate by sending secret messages through this show.
And this is a birthday message to say happy birthday.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And Bad Tad the Rad Lad.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
So thank you so much too.
Pumpkin face mix slut pants from your best friend.
We'll be better tomorrow.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
mark-2 in florida
Go home to your mother and tell it.
You're brilliant.
alex jones
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Sharp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser, little kitty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yeah, thank you very much.
dan friesen
So before we get going on this garbage-ass episode of Alex's show, I do have an out-of-context drop.
alex jones
All right.
dan friesen
And it made me very sad.
alex jones
Well, damn.
You're the only reason we're on air.
We are literally in a toe-to-toe battle, and I want to keep fighting.
And it means so much to me.
It means everything.
I mean, the most important thing to me is staying in the fight, literally.
So when you do that, you are everything.
God bless you, brother.
Thank you.
dan friesen
You're welcome.
jordan holmes
Wow.
That would be, that is identical to a Joker to Batman speech.
We are going to do this dance forever.
This is what I want.
This is what I really want.
I don't want to win or to lose.
I want to fight.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's a weird thing to hear in a false context.
In reality, there was a caller named Dan who had bought one of the products.
jordan holmes
Very different, very different.
And yet you can edit it out of context.
This is great.
This could become his thing that he edits out of context to predict that he was always going to be fighting you.
Chase is going to put this into a drop.
It makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
So we start off the episode on the 24th.
And I will say that most of this episode is Alex whining about how everyone is saying that he's fake MAGA.
jordan holmes
Everybody's so mean to him.
dan friesen
Because he was against the idea of striking Iran.
He's like, oh, now I'm an imposter.
And he is just mad.
alex jones
I don't like the Moodles.
They're a dictatorship.
My goodness gracious.
I want a total moratorium on all Muslim immigration.
I want to deport all the ones that are hurt illegally.
Every single one of them.
Boy, I'm a known Islamophobe, just like I'm scared of rattlesnakes and black widow spiders.
Yep.
unidentified
Wait.
alex jones
You got those phobias for a reason.
jordan holmes
Wait.
alex jones
And, but, oh, the Microsoft CIA Massad Group, we'll be getting to later.
They say I work for the Ayatollah of Rock and Rola.
dan friesen
Not Chris Jericho.
alex jones
The red-blooded 31 years on air.
I'm not from the family that raised Colonel Travis's son.
I'm not from the family that literally wrote the Constitution and started the whole war in a long-term ten-year project under Andrew Jackson.
Both sides of my family weren't on the Mayflower.
I'm not related to the inventor of the stock exchange, Lord Gresham.
jordan holmes
Wait.
alex jones
Of course, I'm all that and more.
You can't get more Americana, but I'm an Iranian spy.
These people are Israeli sock puppets is their technical name, is what the Israelis call them.
And I don't want to see Israel destroyed.
I don't hate Israel.
Just like I might like my neighbor.
He's a friendly guy.
Go for barbecue.
I don't want him to come over and say, hey, buddy, I'm going to bend your wife over and fuck her in the ass in front of you.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Wow.
That seems aggressive.
alex jones
You don't run my line.
jordan holmes
God damn.
alex jones
You don't run my country.
And Israel people are sick of Netanyahu and they're sick of your games.
And so I don't like the Moolahs and I don't like you either.
Talk about your leadership.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
It's like another gross analogy.
You're out in some parking lot and you see some rotten hamburger meat on the ground with maggots in it.
And then you see a used tampon on the ground.
And somebody's like, which one would you like to eat?
How about neither?
Excuse the gross analogy, but that's what this comes down to.
And you've got Iran's the rotten hamburger with maggots in it, and then you know what Netanyahu is.
Yep.
I used tampon that spin up Satan's ass.
All right, I'm going to stop right there.
jordan holmes
Is that where he puts tampons?
alex jones
Forgive me.
I'm really angry right now.
Lord, I apologize, family audience.
I'm just so real, I can't help it.
dan friesen
Seems real.
Seems very real.
jordan holmes
How about that?
Gross.
How about that?
dan friesen
That's fucking gross.
jordan holmes
How about that?
That whole clip.
How about that?
dan friesen
How about it?
jordan holmes
How about that clip?
alex jones
Yep.
dan friesen
So Alex referenced a Microsoft CIA report, and that'll come up later.
But that was basically about people using false flag narratives in order to disseminate Russian and Iranian state-backed media narratives.
Right.
And Alex isn't involved in that report at all.
He's not even mentioned.
But he's got so mad about this.
He's just like, fucking these people saying I'm fake MAGA.
Lord Gresham.
alex jones
That's American.
jordan holmes
I mean, the laundry list of things that he thinks are supposed to be Americana bona fides.
dan friesen
It's just white capitalists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I don't even think I want most of those things involved in Americana.
dan friesen
Sure, but the lineage is just white capitalist.
It's not Americana.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Is the stock market Americana?
jordan holmes
If you're talking about a 10-year plan under Andrew Jackson, there are only so many plans Andrew Jackson had, and there are only so many 10-year periods where he would have power to have plans underneath them.
dan friesen
They weren't good plans.
jordan holmes
None of those were good plans.
dan friesen
They were white as hell, though.
jordan holmes
They were very white plans.
dan friesen
And I think that's the bona fide is that Alex's response.
I think there's a part of it that's like, I'm so white.
jordan holmes
I am a member of the people who finished off the Native American genocide.
You owe the West to me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And it's interesting because this protestation that he's making is silly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it is based on him having a point I guess I don't disagree with, which is we shouldn't go to war with Iran.
So, like, it's very strange that he's getting heat and blowback from people online because of his opposition to war with Iran.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's responding in this way that is disgusting and is like, you guys don't think I hate Muslims?
You think I don't hate Muslims?
I do.
I mean, I absolutely do.
I am so white and scared.
jordan holmes
What I immediately thought of, and I don't know why this happened, I think it had something to do with him being like, and that's because you're afraid of rattlesnakes and spiders for a reason.
But I immediately had like a daytime talk show, 90s kind of Sally J Raphael kind of situation.
And they're like, we're dealing with phobias today.
And I don't know if, do you remember the one where they had a lady get into a bathtub filled with spiders?
dan friesen
No, definitely not.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, they were trying to, they were doing immersion therapy.
dan friesen
Are you sure this wasn't an episode of Fear Factor?
jordan holmes
Could have been a dream I had.
But the point is, I just immediately had a vision of Alex getting into a bathtub with a bunch of Muslims, and I think he would be fine.
I don't think there's anything to be scared of.
dan friesen
Counterpoint, we've already seen him freak out about women at a pool supply shop.
jordan holmes
That's fair, but he wasn't forced to get into a bathtub with them.
dan friesen
Pool supply shop is pretty close to bathtub.
jordan holmes
Pretty close to bathtub.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Almost both in weird water.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we get to talking a little bit about this report.
Sure.
This Microsoft CIA report.
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
You people, it's like it's high school or junior high, and you're at the cool table, and you look at the OGs who are absolute thoroughbreds of this fight, been through hell to do this.
And you say, oh, those are the imposters because the Israeli bots said so.
Next, you're going to tell me two men can have a baby and there's no X and Y chromosomes.
jordan holmes
I am.
alex jones
So I'll come back.
Actually, I'll go to the Trump clips here in just a moment.
Steve Bannon, imprisoned for defending the president, one of his top advisors.
Demonized.
MTG, most attacked in Congress for being the president.
Says, I think this is a bad idea.
Oh, she's a traitor.
Tucker Carlson, for over 15 years, woke up at the neocons, said he was wrong supporting the wars.
Blown up, flying out of Pakistan and Afghanistan, covering the first month of the war in Afghanistan.
A war reporter, they put a bomb on the plane, blows out the bulkhead, kills a bunch of people.
They crash land on the edge of the ocean.
He almost dies.
You never heard about that because he doesn't talk about it.
Oh, but he's a wimp.
What's he know?
What's he ever been around?
He just spent years in the Middle East in war zones.
When he was 17, was sent down to live with the Contras and fight the communist by a CIA high-level dad.
Oh, what's he know?
He was just in the jungle in battles when he was 17.
Guess you didn't know that.
And then Alex Jones, I mean, who's this guy?
He just walked into town.
We don't know anything about this guy except he's an Iranian spy.
Pathetic, disgusting talking points chirped out, chirped out by Microsoft and Netanyahu.
I'm going to get to the proof of that coming up.
Those are the people you don't listen to.
Those are the people that are just taking money to be imposters.
Notice, Iranian and Russian impostors have taken over MAGA, like, say me, and others.
And now, and then they use bots and MAGA impostors to try to take it over and turn the Trump movement, which is the populist American forefront.
He's riding the wave of that, the silver surfer, the golden surfer.
And they try to transmute all that and turn it into now Netanyahu and Liz Cheney are MAGA.
dan friesen
So Alex really should, Tucker should kick his ass.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is not, like, if any of this is true, this is really not what we need to be out there in the public if you're Tucker.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely not.
dan friesen
Because his behavior in the past few years looks really fucking shady if he is a lifelong CIA agent and asset who was a child soldier with the Contras.
jordan holmes
You know, I think this is a thing I think that happens with America and war stuff is that it blinds us to them being people.
Like once you become soldiers in a war situation, it's like, ah, you're a soldier, you know, it blinds you to being a person.
And so when somebody like Alex goes like, when he was a teenager, he was in the jungle fighting.
And he thinks like, look, look, that's how strong he is.
But what he's telling me is that they have psychologically traumatized this poor human being and now have unleashed him upon the rest of us.
None of what he believes is real.
He's an absolute psychopath.
This is terrifying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If he was 17 fighting in the jungles with the Contras, then he's like, that's not day one stuff.
jordan holmes
No, that's crazy.
That'd be enough to drive you crazy.
dan friesen
Right.
And there's stuff that predates that.
You know, like, there's stuff that leads up to that that is like this person cannot possibly have had a healthy childhood.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
They are.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Or how about this?
Have we, let's go back further.
Is this a last starfighter situation?
Was Tucker Carlson so good at playing a video game about fighting the Contra in the jungle?
dan friesen
No, because he got this position as a 17-year-old through his high-level CIA dad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that doesn't help.
dan friesen
Yeah, no.
This is someone who has been MKUltra'd.
jordan holmes
Why haven't you dealt with the relationship between you and your father?
If he puts you in...
dan friesen
Man, I would be pissed.
jordan holmes
There's no way.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Uh-uh.
Get out of my life, man.
dan friesen
So this stuff that Alex is talking about, it all goes back to a report that was put out by the Network Contagion Research Institute titled False Flags on Fake MAGA, How Foreign and Inauthentic Networks Use Fake Speech to Destabilize the Right from Within.
Naturally, with a name like that, you could see how Alex would take that personally, but this report isn't about him.
It's not, it doesn't involve him at all.
It was published on June 18th, but from the report, quote, our analysis indicates that recent high-profile cases, including Uvalde, Crocus City Hall, October 7th, the Trump shooting, and other domestic attacks, triggered an immediate surge in online false flag discourse, emerging within minutes of initial reports and aimed at recasting the events as evidence of hidden conspiratorial plots, thereby obscuring the true motives and perpetrators.
In the days following these crimes, Kremlin-affiliated propagandists and Iranian state-linked media were able to rapidly inject narratives that were taken up by MAGA imposter influencers, who then injected them into MAGA-branded spaces, often within minutes of breaking news.
In the report, they specifically call out Nick Fuentes, Jake Shields, and Jackson Hinkle, but they don't point out the fact that all of these people have been on Infowars, which would have been...
He's getting defensive about this and saying it's about himself, Tucker, and Bannon, but this report doesn't mention them at all, which seems weird.
He seems to be throwing himself into this for no reason.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I guess in a way, it implicates all of them.
You know, it is just essentially like everybody now knows you can throw a grenade into the right-wing Twitter sphere, and Lord knows what's going to happen.
dan friesen
It's calling out a game that Alex definitely profits off of.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You could kind of see why he would be interested.
jordan holmes
If anything, I would be angrier that they have turned it into a like streamlined, technically sound project or like injecting bullshit into America.
Is it like there's teams of people who do it?
Within minutes, they have it done.
They've got all this pre-worked out.
They've got scripts written.
So this will happen across hundreds of bot accounts at the same time.
Like it shouldn't be that easy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And if you're Alex, you're probably also like thinking the fact that I'm not in this report makes me seem less relevant.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
There is, of course.
dan friesen
I don't have as much reach as like Nick Fuentes.
Right.
jordan holmes
There's the personal element of pride.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Maybe you would lie and say that you're in the report because it's almost like a mark of pride.
jordan holmes
I am important enough to be in here, okay?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Getting flack means you're over the target.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And if you're not getting flack, then you have to pretend that you're getting flack.
jordan holmes
Otherwise, you are really not relevant.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
Yep.
So this is one of the major pieces of discussion on the show.
And another one is Alex being really mad that people are saying that Trump works for Qatar.
alex jones
Oh, yeah.
They're now saying Trump's in bed with Qatar.
That trope that Qatar has any propaganda or power.
We have a giant base there.
Totally in a U.S. government's hip pocket.
And then now Trump doesn't want a war.
And so now he, he's a traitor.
Trump is a MAGA imposter.
Put it back up.
Trump.
Trump.
No, Netanyahu now turns.
That's all Netanyahu talking about.
And you see that everywhere.
You see it everywhere.
Emily Blebler or whatever her name is.
It's all the same.
Israel, do not drop those bombs.
If you do it, it's a major violation.
Bring your pilots home now, Donald John Trump, President of the United States.
dan friesen
Some people say that Trump is in bed with Qatar because he very obviously is.
Their government gave him a plane worth about $400 million a couple months back, around the time when Trump's son Eric announced a new Trump International Golf Club was in development near Doha.
unidentified
Weird.
dan friesen
His business interests are inextricable from his foreign policy actions, and that's not even taking into account the fact that his attorney general, Pam Bondi, used to be a registered lobbyist for Qatar at a firm that you used to work at, Ballard Partners.
That firm is run by Brian Ballard, who is a lobbyist for the Trump organization in Florida from 2013 to 2016 and a top fundraiser for Trump's campaigns.
Seems like if this were Biden, Alex would probably say that it had been declassified and proven and admitted in the congressional record that Trump was on the Qatari payroll.
This is plenty of evidence for his standards.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, one of the great things about this, right, is like back in the day, I remember people having to have arguments about, oh, is this corrupt or is this like, oh, and Citizens United is opening the door for corrupt.
This is the single most for sale the government's ever been.
You can't argue with it.
Shit is on the block.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yep.
No, no cover.
dan friesen
When Alex says like America is open for business, he means that in a way.
alex jones
Oh, baby.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You also might notice that Alex is citing someone that he called Emily Blebler.
jordan holmes
Who is Emily Blebler?
dan friesen
It's actually a person named Emily Schrader, who's an Israeli-American journalist.
She reply tweeted to Trump saying that Israel needs to not bomb anymore, saying, quote, someone is in bed with Qatar, which is what Alex is yelling about.
He's yelling about tweets.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, you can't, I get it.
I totally get the instinct to be like, this is the real world, so we should be like, hey, you can't do that, but come on, buddy.
We're way past that.
He's in bed with Qatar.
Yeah, obviously.
He's in bed with like 50 guys right now.
dan friesen
Right.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
But there's like, you know, it seems stupid to just yell about a tweet.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I agree wholeheartedly.
dan friesen
And I think that that's kind of what all of this is.
This show is just basically him getting mad about Twitter.
alex jones
And now the Israeli CIA, Stay Behind Network, Microsoft bot farms, and fake influencers that are following the talking points are now saying Trump is a MAGA imposter.
Not just Tucker Carlson, not just Steve Mannon, not just MTG, not just Alex Jones.
No, Trump himself.
I just showed it's everywhere now.
He works for Qatar as if Qatar has any real propaganda push.
It's a minion of the United States, a giant military base.
What the hell does that mean?
dan friesen
So when Alex says, I showed you it's everywhere, he's talking about that tweet.
Our podcast has basically just become watching the effects of Twitter addiction manifest in an old man.
jordan holmes
It is a very strange sociological experiment.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This used to be about far-right tradition, the John Birch Society legacy, all of this intellectual conspiracy propaganda shit.
And now it's just a cautionary tale about thinking the internet's real.
jordan holmes
You know, it is interesting because you read studies on it, and there's a lot of self-reporting.
There's a lot of like looking at internet stuff.
There's a lot of conversation.
There's a lot of interviews.
There's a lot of this.
But we are getting a very specific portrait of this phenomenon, which I think has affected everybody, right?
dan friesen
To some degree.
jordan holmes
To some degree, there is absolutely somebody in your life who has done this.
dan friesen
Yeah, whether or not you're experiencing the kind of things that Alex is clearly struggling with.
Yeah, you've dealt with the ripple effects of someone else.
It's been foisted upon your life.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
And it is consuming.
It is consuming, which is what I think everybody responds to is like, if somebody is saying some bullshit, you go, you're saying some bullshit, but this consumes you.
And then everything is about this.
dan friesen
Yeah.
There's such a noted difference too between like earlier time Alex and this.
Like back in the day, he would like go and bullhorn people and like be sitting at an editing dock and like really trying to make something.
Now I don't see any evidence of anything other than looking at Twitter.
jordan holmes
I mean he needs an intervention like genuinely.
I believe that this is an addictive situation the level of an intervention.
dan friesen
Well, but that's the thing is like before there was the booze.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then now it's this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I think booze is better.
jordan holmes
Absolutely booze is better.
Listen, we're all going to die and our bodies are going to disintegrate someday.
I would rather go out one way than fucking Twitter addiction.
dan friesen
I hate to say that alcoholism is less dorky than Twitter addiction, but it kind of is.
It's really nerd shit.
jordan holmes
Come on, step up.
dan friesen
Yeah, come on.
So Alex is mad at these people who are saying that he's fake MAGA and that Benjamin Netanyahu represents the real MAGA.
And he seems to be particularly mad at Jewish voices.
jordan holmes
Wild how that happens.
alex jones
And now Mark Levin is attacking President Trump.
Of course he is.
He didn't support Trump early on.
Ben Shapiro didn't support him.
No, no.
They are the imposters.
Ben Shapiro.
Mark Levin.
They've always been neocon bootlickers, anti-American trash.
They're not Americans.
They're globalists.
They're power brokers.
They're Lakudniks.
And they think you're stupid.
dan friesen
Alex isn't really being subtle here at all, and any unbiased observer should be able to see the kind of slide that this show's content is on.
This isn't about Levin or Shapiro having political positions that Alex disagrees with.
It's about them being two very high-profile Jewish men in the conservative media space.
This kind of shit isn't being directed at people like Charlie Kirk when he has a disagreement with Trump over something or Candace Owens.
This is very much dependent on them being Jewish men.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
It feels like the...
Okay, it feels like there has not been any kind of explicit agreement with everybody, but everybody has dipped their toe in here or there until the point where I think this region knows where the wind is blowing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Right-wing media.
That is like, okay, this is where it's going.
Whether we believe in this, whether we're as racist as we're going to sound right now, doesn't matter because this is where the wind is blowing.
This is where the money's going to be.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think that one thing that's really illuminating is, you know, years ago when Alex's texts got revealed, one of the exchanges that was in there was between him and Millie Weaver.
And she was warning him after he had had Nick Fuentes on the show the first time that she had hung out with Nick and his fans and they were actually Nazis.
And he should not hang out with them.
And that's great.
But the other part of what she was telling him was that like, these are young people.
They don't even buy your supplements.
Like, this isn't even going to raise sales for you.
So why are you trying to cater to this audience?
And I think that that mathematics has changed.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That maybe a lot of those people who were buying the supplements died from COVID because they didn't get vaccinated.
Maybe a lot of that market is now they have to chase it.
And online, Twitter would lead you to believe, oh, well, we got to go Nazi.
These are the people who are getting big numbers.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yeah.
dan friesen
That report that Alex is complaining about kind of illustrates that.
Nick Filentis is named in that.
Alex isn't.
jordan holmes
Everybody's doing a pivot to Nazi.
You know, it's, yeah.
dan friesen
These fucks are, for sure.
Yeah.
So Alex feels like he's been shit on a little bit.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Maybe pissed on a little bit.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
People saying he's false MAGA.
jordan holmes
He's a fake MA.
dan friesen
Yeah, but he's not.
jordan holmes
He's not.
dan friesen
He's the best in the business.
jordan holmes
The whole business?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's the Tom Brady of this shit.
alex jones
That's why when they get the Rockefeller Foundation documents and others, they go, how does this guy know our plans?
Who does he work for?
When the Democrats sued me for years in Discovery and sued my employees and would offer them money, they'd say, in the depositions, who does he work for?
Who gives him the talking points?
Who's his boss?
They go, it's him.
They oppose my dad.
They go, who creates the Jones show and the things he says?
And how does he say the things he says?
So it's all in his head.
That's, you quote, CNN.
David, Dr. David Jones, Alex Jones' father, says there is a plan, there is a boss, and it's Alex, and it's in his head.
So see, the bad guys know I'm on them.
Remember the headlines seven years ago?
The new chief of staff's main job is keeping Trump away from Alex Jones.
Why would that be?
Sir, you have three board members of George Soros' group in your White House.
No, I don't, really.
You didn't know about Fiona Hill.
You didn't know about bleep, bleep, bleep.
Bleep, bleep, bleep.
Emily bleep, bleep, bleep.
Tell him because they were scared of the repercussions.
They had 60 minutes programs with Fiona Hill crying in Congress, but I was mean to her.
No one was willing to go after him.
And I'll go after the globalist Soros Deep State when they're around Trump, and I'll go after the Kudniks and Benjamin Yetan Yahoo.
And if they ever got Russians around him for real, I'll go after them.
jordan holmes
What about Elon?
alex jones
The TICOMs are all over the Democrats and all over some of the Republicans, Mitch McConnell.
I just tell the truth.
It's so easy.
The truth and integrity are not my North Star.
They are my prime directive.
It's all I do.
I couldn't shut up and stop telling the truth if I had a gun to my head.
And that's why you're told I'm the imposter.
I'm inauthentic.
I'm the fraud.
Because I am the real McCoy.
And I'm attacked, and I'm not even happy about this because it's so dangerous, but I'm the best there is.
Steve Bannon says it.
I think he's about as good as I am or better in ways.
I'm just saying, there's not many of us.
General Flint's about as good as you get.
I'm the best there is.
And it'd be like if you're Tom Brady in his peak and suddenly they say you're not a football player.
We're kicking you on the team.
You go, I just won the Super Bowl.
And like, I don't want to brag on Tom Brady, but I'm not.
You've never been on the New England Patriots?
I'm like, yeah, I won all these Super Bowls with him.
No, you know, you didn't.
No, this 60-pound person that's three feet tall is the best quarterback in the world.
And you're like, the person can't walk.
They're in a wheelchair.
Nope, nope, nope.
That's the best football player on the planet.
And just all this mad dogging.
Those are Israeli bots.
Those are Microsoft bots.
Know what they are.
And these idiots will get us all killed.
dan friesen
This is really fucking sad because what's actually going on here is that Alex is yelling on his show about how people on Twitter don't respect him enough.
That's literally what this is.
They don't respect my credibility and my career and what I've done.
I'm Tom Brady.
This is just a man bleeding out his insecurity on camera.
And I honestly felt a little embarrassed watching it.
Like, if you are Alex Jones, you should not feel this desperate to be validated.
You are Alex Jones.
You are.
jordan holmes
You were Alex Jones.
dan friesen
I mean, look, I don't know about.
Alex seems to think that, like, continuity isn't real in life.
And yesterday doesn't relate to today.
unidentified
That's fair.
That's fair.
dan friesen
But I do.
I believe that the past led to the present.
Sure.
And so he is still physically the person who was Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
You don't need to be like this sad that people on Twitter are mean.
You snuck into Bohemian Grove, asshole.
jordan holmes
Here's the thing about the bots, right?
Because this is a problem for people, I think, who talk about bots.
If you say that this coverage that Is negative is bots, then you must also accept that sometimes the coverage when it's positive is bots, meaning it doesn't matter anymore either way, because you'll never know.
You can't know whether the feedback you're receiving is real.
dan friesen
Sure, yeah.
And I think that the um, I don't want to tip all of my cards too much, but I don't really think that this network contagion research institute report is good.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think that it's, it's, I read it, it's not very, I don't, I don't agree with it.
I'm a little dubious of it.
Yeah.
Um, but one of the when it was talking about bots, it's talking about like Nick Fuentes would post something about some attack being a false flag.
Right.
And then tons and tons of replies would just be spam emojis of like 100 or whatever.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
They're saying this is indicative of bot kind of behavior.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And I'm not sure if that's 100% true, but it definitely could be.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Some is, some isn't.
It's like it's not the dead internet theory.
It's the garbage internet theory.
dan friesen
It's all garbage.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's just there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It could be inauthentic or it could be authentic, but what it means is identical and that's nothing.
jordan holmes
You can't know and that robs it of meaning.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, um, but so but that is to say that like, I'm not sure when Alex is talking about bots, he's not even talking about what this article or the report is talking about.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So I don't even know how to assess it.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, I don't mean it in like in the way that he's talking about bots being real.
I mean it in the way that he's feeling about it in that negative coverage is all coming from false things.
Yeah.
But if you believe that, then you also have to believe that positive coverage comes from false things.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like it has to work both ways or it doesn't work.
dan friesen
I think he doesn't really care.
He's just complaining because it's not going in the direction he wants.
Exactly.
That's really what the complaint is about.
jordan holmes
That is.
dan friesen
It's not about bots.
I want people to like me and respect me.
I broke into Bohemian Grove, asshole.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So all that being said, I'm pretty sure that we are literally the only people who covered Alex's dad's deposition.
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen
When he said that CNN talked about it, there's no other conclusion I can come up with than he thinks we're CNN.
Yep.
Because I had to get that deposition.
That wasn't like, I didn't cover CNN covering it.
jordan holmes
We're the only people who cover depositions, period.
dan friesen
A bunch of those.
They did not get any coverage outside of us.
jordan holmes
Inexplicably.
Inexplicably, depositions are our thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think like maybe the Kit Daniels one got some press because he cried.
I think the Paul Joseph Watson one got some press because he said that Alex lied about Sandy Hook.
I think that maybe the Owen Schroer did because he said he was a puppet.
jordan holmes
Right.
Maybe.
But none of them have more than between 30 seconds and three minutes of video coverage or a clip or something from there.
It is taking one small thing out of context and then writing bullshit.
We're the only people who would actually listen.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that seems weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does seem weird.
dan friesen
So Alex, a lot of his targeting is at Mark Levin in this episode.
Yes.
And so he complains about Mark Levin a bit here.
alex jones
Let's go back to what Levin's saying.
unidentified
Oh.
alex jones
Trump doesn't want regime change, so the sleeper cells are set to hit us any minute.
Let's put that Mark Levin tweet back up, please.
The Iranian terrorist embeds are here and have been here.
Eleven arrested by ICE.
They're here because Biden and the Democrats invited them in with open borders.
We said so at the time.
Quattarlson, Tucker Carlson's now, works for Qatar.
Quattarlson and his ilk will blame Patreon and I would give up our president and our military.
Oh, put up the date again.
He says that this morning at 8.50, at 8.47.
unidentified
Oh!
alex jones
The Iranians are going to hit us.
And Tucker Carlson is going to say it's a false flag.
That's funny, Mark.
I'm the one saying that.
Why don't you just say my name?
dan friesen
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
So you might notice that Alex is just complaining about something someone tweeted again.
Yep.
Twitter complaints and Alex's feelings are pretty much this entire show at this point.
jordan holmes
It feels like it.
dan friesen
You might also notice that Alex is doing a mocking voice when he reads that Mark Levin tweet, but it's exactly the same stuff Alex says.
He spent so much time on his show saying that Iranian sleeper cells have infiltrated the country, but now that Mark Levin is saying it, it's somehow stupid and you got to do this cartoon voice?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
The key to understanding this is that Alex doesn't care about the what.
He just cares about the why.
He isn't worried about Iranian sleeper cells being in the United States.
He just pretends it's a huge issue when he needs to use it as an excuse to push a narrative that he wants to sell.
The reason that Alex is mad is because Levin is doing the same thing.
Levin favors regime change war with Iran, so he's trying to present a scary image of what the price of not carrying out that war would be.
He's trying to create the impression that we need to go to war with Iran because if we don't, they'll activate these sleeper cells.
For Alex, the Iranian sleeper cells storyline is an anti-immigration talking point.
He wants to create a scary image of terrorist sleeper cells invading the country because he wants the audience to be suspicious that any immigrant might be a member of one of these cells and therefore should be deported.
Both of these dudes are using the same means to pursue a different end, but they're also dishonest actors and they don't really care about alleged sleeper cells.
Levin wants to use the fear he can create around this issue to justify going to war, whereas Alex wants to use the fear he can create around it to justify white nationalist immigration policies.
Alex doesn't want the fear that he's built around this subject to be redirected in a different direction, so he has a need to attack Levin.
But because he does no preparation and knows the audience that he's talking to is stupid.
He ends up mocking Levin on the show about the point the two should agree on.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Both of their propaganda campaigns rely on believing that these sleeper cells exist and they are an imminent threat.
So this response that he's doing seems counterproductive.
And it's just really good that anybody listening to his show and taking it seriously, they have to be gone by now.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he can just do this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it is two men like arguing over a fire hose, like, oh, no, point it this direction.
No, point it this direction.
No, point it this direction.
And it's like, I don't know.
dan friesen
Well, it's like, but with the hose, they're like, I want to spray this dog with it.
And the other person's like, I want to spray this kid with it.
I want to annoy someone and jeopardize someone's safety this way or this way.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it's nothing compared to what comes next, though.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex does a long, long act out of Mark Levin hypnotizing his audience.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
alex jones
And those very same bots are now attacking Trump directly and calling him Qatrump.
Quattrar Trump.
Carlson or Tucker.
How would you combine Trump and Qatar?
Qua.
jordan holmes
Don't do it.
alex jones
Qua-twomp?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's it.
alex jones
Yeah.
Qua-twomp?
Quattari Trump?
Quatar Trump?
dan friesen
Good.
alex jones
You'll be hearing that soon.
unidentified
Will you?
alex jones
Trump is an imposter.
Trump is not real.
Trump is not MAGA.
Trump is not good.
Ben Shapiro is MAGA.
Mark Lovin is MAGA.
unidentified
Thank you.
alex jones
Benjamin Net Yahoo is MAGA.
Trump has nothing to do with MAGA.
I'm surprised he doesn't have a gold watch out on TV going like this.
Look into my eyes.
Watch the watch.
Watch the watch as we swing the watch back and forth.
Go to sleep.
Let me hypnotize you.
You love all the wars.
There's WNDs in Iraq.
La la la PAC doesn't have any power.
If you question anything the Israeli leaders do, you're going to hell.
Jesus said, always do what the Pharisees say.
Watch the watch.
There you go.
You're getting sleepier and sleepier and sleepier.
Yes, Mark Levin supported the lockdowns and forced injection.
Yes, Ben Shapiro did.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, they hated Trump.
Yes, they were never Trumpers.
But now, now they will tell you who the good people are.
They will tell you who you can trust.
They will tell you who you have to listen to.
Good, good.
Who is MAGA?
I don't know.
Who am I?
jordan holmes
Oh, or we're adding another character.
alex jones
And me, Mark Levin.
Say it with me now slowly.
Trump is an imposter.
Trump is the imposter.
jordan holmes
Is this a new character?
dan friesen
It's good scene work.
That's insane.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
You would never be able to convince me that Alex didn't know that the idea that Jewish people hypnotize the public is a giant historical anti-Semitic trope.
He's not unaware of that.
It wasn't some big mystery back in 2019 when Infowars was criticizing Ilhan Omar for tweeting that Israel had hypnotized the world.
Like, he understands this perfectly well.
He knows what the fuck he's doing.
And you see this back and forth in the show's content over the last weeks or so.
Like one day it's profoundly anti-Semitic.
And then the next day, it's back to him pretending that the last day didn't happen.
He's engaging in these outbursts and then bringing the temperature back to normal because he's trying to get the audience acclimated to this kind of content without scaring people off with Nazi salutes and swastikas.
This is a marked departure in his content.
jordan holmes
It's where the wind is blown.
dan friesen
And that is only half of that impression.
I'm not going to play the rest because it's more just hypnotizing.
jordan holmes
That's a long – here's – Okay, let me try and...
What this feels like is the modern version of being trapped at the breakfast table with a guy who writes letters to the editor.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, this feels like in the morning, I've woken up, I'm trying to eat cereal.
Somebody opens the newspaper and is just crack, right?
And then he goes, oh, so now they're going to say this shit about me, you know?
And then starts drafting a letter.
dan friesen
I kind of feel like I'd rather be around that guy because you can't hit refresh on the newspaper.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
You know, like there's he has to have a second hobby.
jordan holmes
No, that's, I mean, I was thinking about it wistfully.
Like, remember when it would end at the letter?
The letter would be sent to the editor.
It would be printed in the newspaper, maybe.
dan friesen
There's something cathartic about like putting the stamp on the envelope and they can be like, well, I can't possibly expect them to respond immediately.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Now I can take a breath.
jordan holmes
I will see you guys next week.
dan friesen
Yeah, but Twitter, it constantly refreshes.
jordan holmes
Okay, great.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
It's fucking immediate.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Awful.
But yeah, Alex is definitely taking a shift towards the neo-Nazi.
It's undeniable.
Like these things keep happening.
And I think that he's trying to signal very clearly that this is a choice that he's making.
And one of the things that I think is one of the signals is the choice that he comes in, the song he plays coming back from break after this really long hypnotism riff.
alex jones
So we're witnessing just incredible developments right now, ladies and gentlemen.
And I can't wait to get Nick Fuentes on in the next hour to get his take on all of this.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's going to have noted Nazi anti-Semite fuck Nick Fuentes on, and he's coming back in over No More Mr. Nice Guy.
He's like, no, I'm going to be the guy that I've pretended that I wasn't my whole career.
Yeah, I've said that the globalist, I didn't mean Jew, but fuck it.
jordan holmes
I mean, now I'm literally calling prominent Jews globalists in a one-to-one, as everybody told me I was doing in the past.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think a little bit later we'll get some more indications that he knows exactly what he's doing.
But he's not just mad at Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro.
Sure.
There are other Jewish people.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
Like Laura Loomer.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
He spends a long time complaining about.
alex jones
So I love the bots and the Laura Loomers, who I never did anything to, who's just mad dog.
Like, I'm taking screenshots, anybody criticizing Trump, and I'm giving it to him.
Please.
Please, next time he goes see Trump, don't worry, I'm getting him stuff too.
Please take him one.
I'm saying right now.
Please, sweetheart.
Plus, Steve Mannon had me do it and got it to Trump last Thursday.
I can get him on the phone too, Cupcake if I want to.
Already been invited to dinner up there.
Didn't go.
Because, see, I'm not into the pageantry like you.
I'm not in the cool kid club.
Never have been.
Never wanted to be.
I wouldn't be part of anyone because they don't have me.
jordan holmes
So bad.
alex jones
See, I create the paradigms.
I create the future.
I don't try to sit like a bird on a perch higher than another bird like cockatoos do so I can feel more powerful.
I don't dislike black tie dinners.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
alex jones
Quite frankly, I'm a married man.
It's a little tempting, so I gotta stay away from that.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
That's why I don't go on the road a lot and go a lot of places and things, because I got my weaknesses, and I'm a good person.
What the point is, is that I am integrity.
dan friesen
Look, I'm integrity, but I like to fuck.
I can't not fuck.
jordan holmes
You cannot be integrity and also be like, if I leave the house, I'm gonna fuck a stranger.
dan friesen
I'm gonna fuck somebody.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna fuck the stranger.
I don't know.
Could be anybody.
dan friesen
I go to a black tie event.
I'm gonna fuck.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna fuck.
If I go to a black tie event, I am going to fuck.
So because I have integrity, I won't go.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
No notes.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
If you ever find yourself in the...
I am the one who is controlling the weather.
dan friesen
I can't leave the house without fucking.
jordan holmes
Like, if you find yourself in a situation where you're giving that speech, reevaluate.
Step back.
Stop.
Have somebody nearby.
Maybe just have a friend whose only job is to notice if you are giving megalomaniacal speeches.
dan friesen
Maybe that friend's name is Tito and he's made of vodka.
jordan holmes
That is possible.
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
Take a drink.
So Alex is mad at Laura Loomer because she's like, I'm going to snitch to Trump that you guys aren't loyal enough.
I'm going to tell daddy.
The real irony is that there's a good chance that Laura Loomer wouldn't be in the position that she's in if Alex hadn't also helped foster her career along the way.
Yeah.
So, you know, you guys are dealing with your own problems.
But he's really explicit about how he just wants to fight with her for attention.
alex jones
Oh, my God.
I've seen like thousands of posts by other people.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to report you.
Well, good.
We can take all the publicity we can get.
That's ridiculous.
Go back to me real quick.
Yeah, there she is calling Tucker Carlson a raging Jew hater.
All right, let's just stop right now.
jordan holmes
Yes, let's.
Let's just stop.
We can stop.
alex jones
I like Laura Limmer.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
alex jones
I just got a little excited.
Kind of on a power trip.
She's all the bush.
I'm getting screenshots of every one of you, and I'm going to give it a drum.
Gee, you think somebody on X that's getting millions of views, us billions, but other people, millions.
Do you think when I posted a picture of Trump saying what we voted for and then a picture of George W. Bush, what we're getting, then I said, I hope this isn't the case.
Do you think when that got like 8 million views or whatever last time I checked and they posted everywhere else so you can't count it, it got put on the national news?
Do you think I was doing that to hide it?
dan friesen
Do you not think this is an attention business?
He's pretty much just laying out an engagement farming strategy here.
So on this day, there's a schism in the Trump base, with one side preferring war with Iran and the other opposing it.
Each side is made up of people with different agendas, some of them bigots, some of them politically motivated.
You know, it's a combination.
jordan holmes
It's not a big tent, but it is a tent.
dan friesen
Yeah, but for the most part, the conflict in the right wing on the 24th is over this wedge issue.
The landscape for Alex has to be looking good because there were two sides arguing on social media about who the true Trump fans were.
This whole episode is really just Alex trying to pick a fight with various high-profile right-wingers on the other side of the issue, all in hopes of getting more people to tweet about him and respect him more.
With that aspect of what he's doing in mind, that whole hypnosis thing from earlier really takes on a grotesque dimension, where Alex is weaponizing anti-Semitic tropes specifically to get a Jewish man to call him anti-Semitic, which Alex can then pretend to not understand.
It's sick shit.
This dude needs to get off Twitter because he's trying to be a Nazi for attention.
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
dan friesen
He probably also means a lot of it, but it's also an attention strategy.
jordan holmes
Like, you know, okay, how about this?
He literally had Kanye on his show when Kanye was doing what he's doing, you know?
Like, I'm going to be a Nazi for attention.
dan friesen
Yeah, but way more confidently.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
These people, honestly, Kanye did it first.
Kanye turned into a Hitler lover before you do.
You guys are following Kanye.
What a weird turn of events.
dan friesen
Quite sad.
And actually, Ye, it's interesting that you bring him up because Alex is complaining about Laura Loomer.
You used to like Yeh.
What now?
jordan holmes
What now?
Gotcha.
alex jones
And then Laura Loomer.
Oh, she loves Ye and she used to love Nick Fuentez when she wasn't in the entourage of Trump.
Oh, she was smiling and laughing, you know, next to a guy saying he loves Hitler and wouldn't even dare challenge him on it because she was so stupid about Ye.
And now I tell Ye's full of crap sitting right there.
Because I know all about Hitler from the real history and the deep stuff.
But oh, now Tucker Carlson, though, he's a secret Nazi.
That's right.
He's got a red armband.
He's got a Nazi swastika on his ass.
That's called bullshit.
And it's called hypocrisy.
I mean, Laura, you run around with people that put out music videos saying how Hitler got him.
jordan holmes
Boom.
alex jones
Yeah.
And then you're going to say Tucker Carlson's a Nazi as if that hurts people.
Tucker Carlson's not a Nazi.
He's sophisticated.
He's an American.
He's a populist.
He doesn't like Hitler.
He doesn't like totalitarianism.
That's why I don't like Hitler.
dan friesen
Oh, that's why?
jordan holmes
Is that the only reason?
dan friesen
Seems like it.
So this is just another instance of Alex trying to bait a Jewish right-wing media figure into fighting with him by drifting a bit into anti-Semitic territory.
It's a wild thing to see play out so clearly in front of you, especially when Alex is slamming Loomer for formerly hanging out with Nick Fuentes when Alex is going to have him on the show later.
Like, what is the dunk that you're making here?
jordan holmes
Oh, you think you can just call anybody a Nazi?
Well, I'm a Nazi.
dan friesen
You think you're too cool to hang out with Nazis now because you actually go to the White House?
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right, fine.
dan friesen
This is sad.
And it gets disgusting.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I will honestly say that it gets disgusting.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Alex has a little bit of a flight of fancy about Loomer.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's no good.
alex jones
I'll quote Jesus.
jordan holmes
I don't like that.
alex jones
I'll quote Loomer.
And I'm just singling around as an example.
I can't wait for her to attack me.
I'm really looking forward to it.
unidentified
Thank you.
alex jones
Jesus was being accused of being evil and sinful by a Pharisee.
Maybe it's a Sadducee.
And he says, hey, why don't you get the beam out of your eye, the two by four, before you tell me about the speck of mine?
So, Lord, I'm just putting you over my knee here and spanking you.
I know that's what you've wanted, and you've been mad I haven't given you that, but that's okay.
But I'm metaphysically putting you over my knee right now and giving you a spanking.
dan friesen
So the context of that whole eye plank thing, that's from Matthew 7, and there's no Pharisees or Sadducees in that story.
It's just a regular story.
jordan holmes
Just a regular guy.
Yeah, just a regular.
dan friesen
I'd be interested to hear Alex explain the difference between those two groups, though.
I wonder if he has any idea who the Pharisees and Sadducees were.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
Nope.
dan friesen
So also, this is just disgusting behavior on Alex's part.
He's more or less sexually harassing Laura Loomer on air.
Sexualized threats and Bible verses in the same minute.
It's impressive.
And guess which one comes from his heart?
jordan holmes
Hmm.
dan friesen
Because it's not both.
jordan holmes
I mean, this is very Spanish Inquisition.
I'm feeling very Spanish Inquisition about these people.
It's not good.
dan friesen
Laura Loomer's just mad.
I wouldn't fuck her.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's very gross.
That's pretty Spanish Inquisition, if you ask me.
dan friesen
This dude's gross.
So we shift off the sort of sexualized threats territory, and I think this is where the show really just takes a nosedive.
alex jones
You cannot sit in Kanye West's lap during his beginning of his I Love Hitler tour.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And prance around like a gremlin at their feet.
And then suddenly be, you know, wearing giant stars of David, which is really the seal of Solomon.
Not the star of Wren fam.
I love...
No, it's the seal of Solomon.
And it's even worse than all the idiots out there say it is.
They just never get it right.
It's the seal of Satan that seals the demons in.
But you can't ever get anything right.
Not the Nazis.
Not the crazy Zionists.
None of you.
Fools.
You know nothing of history.
dan friesen
So Remphan is the name of the pagan god worshipped by some Israelites who were led astray in the wilderness, which is covered in Acts 7.
The text says, quote, ye took up the tabernacle of Moloch and the star of your God Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them, and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.
It's a pretty well-known anti-Semitic conspiracy talking point that this verse proves that Judaism is actually Moloch worship.
And so that's the thing that Alex is against.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But what's interesting is that he seems to reject that anti-Semitic smear in favor of a more extreme one.
And Alex's version of the Seal of Solomon stuff is about as extreme as you can get.
This dude is only not a Nazi because he just finds them disappointing, apparently.
This is real, real fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, when you get into, when you see people get into a hypocrisy fight and there is no bottom because they're both so emblematic of the very concept of hypocrisy, it's hard to even look at them without the brightness of their hypocrisy blinding you.
You get weird shit like this.
Like, what are you doing?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Like, it's so strange to hear Alex be able to get mad about this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, what is the correct anti-Semitic conspiracy interpretation of the Star of David?
He has strong feelings about these fools who think it's the Remphan version, but no, it's the Solomon version.
jordan holmes
It is like listening to people argue about deep lore of like Star Trek the next generation and like, but then also using it to justify horrors.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's fun when it's just Star Trek.
jordan holmes
Yeah, just argue about Star Trek.
Do not also, and then be like, and of course we need to subjugate.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't.
No, you don't.
No.
Star Trek doesn't teach that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I think that we're pretty fully off the rails at this point.
alex jones
It's in the Bible and in the other ancient texts that it's the seal he came up with to seal witches that he was using to control things in black magic.
And it's Jewish mysticism.
So, yes, the star of David is not the star of David.
It is the seal of Solomon that seals Satan.
And you go, oh, you mean it battles Satan?
No, it controls Satan.
jordan holmes
Ooh, because that works.
What?
alex jones
You've heard Smolly.
We wrestle with God.
Israel.
It means.
And we are even greater than you, God.
Remember that clip we played last week of Smolly?
Ooh, that's dangerous.
That's some.
And then see, oh, and we control Satan too.
Yeah, well, I ain't trying to control God or Satan.
I've got defense against Satan through Jesus Christ.
But it isn't me doing it.
It's Jesus Christ.
So you guys go ahead and run your mouths out.
You control God and you control Satan.
And, oh, you're so powerful.
Yeah, you think you're in control.
Bless your soul.
You should come out with Narls Barkley.
Bless your soul.
You think you're in control?
You don't even know what you're dealing with.
unidentified
You don't even know what you're dealing with.
alex jones
My dad explained when I was about eight years old the seal of Solomon.
So it was important to understand how all the secret societies operated and was at the heart of it.
I just believed my dad.
I later went out and researched it.
But it's hard to find that information because the profane, that's what the other occultists call everybody else.
The Jews call you the Goyam.
And see, here's the thing.
People go, oh, God, the Jews, they call us Goyam.
They call us Goyam.
They call us Goyam.
All the cults call everybody else profane.
Like, dog crap.
Be lucky the Jews just call you cows.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?
alex jones
You see, I'm trying to get you to not act like a cow.
dan friesen
I said we were off the rails.
This is a fucking mess.
And I think that when Alex says, like, my dad taught me this when I was eight, and then I researched it.
He just, like, he listened to Mystery Babylon.
I mean, that's it.
He's just listened to Bill Cooper's dumbass and all these fake books.
jordan holmes
I'm telling you, if we had a time machine, I just feel like a lot of things would go completely different in our world.
Completely different if somebody showed up at Alex's house when he was like seven and told his dad to like knock it off.
Like, hey, leave the kid alone.
You know?
dan friesen
Like, much like is the message of the Bible.
Knock it off.
jordan holmes
Hey, knock it off.
dan friesen
David Jones, knock it off.
jordan holmes
David, knock it off.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I wonder, like, that's the mystery that we'll never really be able to solve.
And apparently, Alex's dad is in poor health.
And so maybe he'll never give a full tell-all interview.
But there is like this lingering question of how much of that is real, like what his dad did imprint on him from a young age, all of this sort of crypto-Nazi bullshit, right-wing nonsense.
And how much of it is Alex creating these stories about what his dad taught him?
alex jones
I don't know.
dan friesen
It doesn't matter.
jordan holmes
It doesn't.
dan friesen
But I'm just saying that going back in time and stopping him might not solve the problem.
jordan holmes
But something would.
These people are nuts, man.
That's just what he just said is objectively crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
To the level of like, we shouldn't allow you to be out in a car because that's a murder weapon.
You know, like that is scary to listen to a person say that.
dan friesen
And it really implies a level of rank dishonesty throughout his career.
Oh, absolutely.
If he's like, this is what he's believed since he was eight or whatever, like, there is so much pretending to not be an anti-Semite throughout your career that you have to unpack that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Why did you lie about that?
And actually, Alex does give an answer later on the episode.
jordan holmes
No, so look forward to that.
dan friesen
All right.
But he's really excited about the possibility that people will take him out of context.
jordan holmes
Yes, that'll be truthworthy.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's engagement farm.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
alex jones
Yep, there it is.
It's the ring of Solomon to command demons and spirits.
So that's what it is.
King Solomon said he'd studied all the seals and conjured thousands of demons, including Satan himself, and married hundreds of wives to study their different occultic religions and even involved human sacrifice.
And he said, that seal commands Satan.
Oh, we're having a history lesson today.
Laura Limmert, tell me about anti-Semitism now.
Oh, how's old Ye doing?
jordan holmes
Don't need help.
You got it.
You nailed it, buddy.
unidentified
I love Hitler.
Ha ha ha.
alex jones
Watch the left will take that out of context.
Say, Jones is loving Hitler.
Good.
Put the lies out.
People will just come and hear the truth.
Hitler was an occultic loser.
Set up by British intelligence.
It's all on record.
You can go find out about it.
dan friesen
Well, I'm convinced.
So Alex is essentially begging for people to take him out of context on this episode.
He's saying insane anti-Semitic shit and targeting specifically Jewish right-wing media figures, and he's desperate for someone to call him anti-Semitic over it.
When he says that the media is going to cut him out, say, I think that I love Hitler and take that out of context, he's fantasizing.
That's what he's doing.
He's just hoping someone does that.
Ah, God, I'm going to make some money off that.
This is something that I haven't experienced in a bit, but this episode feels like it's entirely meant to be bait.
This doesn't make it any less horrible, and Alex's shit is still awful, but his goals are very transparent.
Like, this has the same kind of feeling as the, I'm going to eat my neighbors.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, that episode is such bait.
It's meant to get coverage that then he can yell about it.
jordan holmes
See, look at what they say about me, and yada, yada, yada.
dan friesen
Create an attention spiral out of it.
And he's doing that, but he's just doing it with, like, ta-da, the reveal is, it's the Jews.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's what?
What's his, was it Kid Rock, the Rolling Stone article about how Kid Rock was Trying to do a whole thing.
dan friesen
Saying the N-word.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
And the guy's like, I'm not doing this, man.
I'm not following this.
And that's what this feels.
It feels like you're trying to shock me in such a way that makes me go, like, that's, that's, come on.
dan friesen
It is shocking.
And, like, it's not, it's not something that I want to just brush aside as look at this attention-seeking client.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
You know, but at the same time, it's, you can't take it outside of the perspective.
Like, you can't understand what he's doing without understanding also that it's meant to provoke.
It's meant to create a negative response that profits Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is, this is, it is what, okay, there's the type of bigotry that is hatred towards the other.
And then there's the type of bigotry that is, I am going to manipulate my in-group at the other's expense.
I don't particularly, I don't give a shit about who the other is, anybody.
I'm trying to harm my in-group with this bigotry.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But I'm just using the allure of bullshit.
dan friesen
And I would argue that this is both.
But it's fundamentally as a because it's public speech and communication, it's fundamentally the second one.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, it's primarily and most dangerous as the second one, as opposed to, like, whatever Alex's actual feelings are.
Yeah.
And that sucks.
jordan holmes
It's no good?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
So Trump's cool.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's just the cult members that are inside his administration.
jordan holmes
Which cult members?
dan friesen
I don't know.
alex jones
And the good news is Trump, because I know Trump very well.
He's very smart on business, very smart on a lot of stuff.
He'll admit, even eight years ago, he'd understand a lot of geopolitics.
He didn't understand how DC worked.
He's learned a lot, but he still thinks these people are briefing him correctly.
A lot of them are just acolytes.
Heg Seth is not a bad person.
He's a combat vet, highly decorated.
jordan holmes
Why not?
alex jones
Fully brainwashed by the Lakudniks.
Same thing with Carrilla, the head of CENTCOM.
So when they give him these briefings, they are members of the cult.
They drink the Kool-Aid.
And they told him, sir, we know where the uranium is.
We'll get it.
It'll stop him.
And he goes in, and now his very same advisors, the media, turn on him, the ones saying, do it, do it, do it.
It's so easy.
Just fly right over, you know, a few bombs.
Oh, no, we didn't get it.
They moved it out, which, of course, I said was going to be the case, which I directly warned the president with last week.
And then Netanyahu says, no, we're not doing regime change.
And I showed you all these sock puppet influencers.
And I'm going to show you what Nick Foynda is coming up right now.
The NGO Israeli sock puppet Microsoft group that put the talking point out that you're not real MAGA.
You're an imposter if you don't do whatever Netanyahu says.
Now those groups are saying Trump is on the payroll of the Qataris.
dan friesen
So this is where the thread of the show really came together for me.
And I think that Alex is either selling broadcast time or he's so lazy that he'll just do whole shows for other people if they give him talking points and like a skeleton.
Sure.
When this episode began, I was pretty confused about why Alex was getting so defensive about that alleged Microsoft CIA report that wasn't about him.
It came out six days prior, and I don't think it's been brought up on the show until this point.
It makes total sense now, though, with the context that Nick Fuentes is coming up on the show.
Nick was named in that report.
Alex doesn't really give a shit about this report.
He's just doing all of this content on Nick's behalf, but he's trying to make it seem less like that.
This is like what he's doing by making it about himself and Tucker and Bannon.
This is like, I think when you look at what this show is, this particular episode, it seems like it could all be explained by Nick having four requests for Alex.
And that is yell about this report that mentions me.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Deflect about Trump's connections to Qatar.
Harass Laura Loomer and be a real anti-Semitic dick.
And those are all four things that are primarily what Nick wants.
I don't, I hate to say like this really, really feels like brokered spawn coming.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But it really does.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, it is inauthentic at the very least.
It feels a bit like when you find out the first time that people who go on late night shows, the anecdotes have been very, very meticulously poured over and tightened.
That whole exchange on the couch.
Yeah, that's been written out well in advance, you know, that kind of thing.
That feeling of, oh, this is all like it's it feels stupid to say, but it's like, in many ways, this is supposed to be all an act.
In one way, it's not supposed to be.
And in this way, it is, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that I don't particularly, I mean, I care.
I think it's less problematic for me when one of his episodes is very obviously like, oh, economic turmoil.
Oh, my God.
All of these storylines.
And then that's a feeder into his gold sales guy.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because that's just kind of a pump and dump.
You know, like that's just a financial scam that they're running.
And I think that when the episodes are that, it's not really all that interesting.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But this is, it feels like the same thing, except instead of selling gold, it's Nazi.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, that's shit.
jordan holmes
It is, it is like a, it is, I am going to, I'm going to promote Fuentes as a way of regaining relevance, like by, by associating with this prevailing wind Nazi, I'll kind of have something there.
And then like the prophet is just, I want these Nazis to buy my pills.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't, I don't, and that's that's where my like fundamental confusion is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's something that I can't answer without like private documents of Alex's.
Yeah.
But like, is it sincerely just a trying to tap into this other market and chasing the popularity of this young Nazi?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or is it like Nick is paying to be on the show?
Right.
To try and poach Alex's audience.
Right.
And I don't know.
I, in the past, would have been much more reluctant to like think maybe there's like he's paying to be on the show.
jordan holmes
He's just straight up brokered.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't know anymore.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
How could you?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This shit's crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And this episode is like it's so notably bait.
It's so notably anti-Semitic.
It's so down.
It's like a Nick episode.
You know how like Lost has a bottle episode.
jordan holmes
It's a bottle episode.
Yeah.
This is a self-contained anti-Semitism episode.
dan friesen
And that's a large, like it feels kind of similar to the last time Nick was on.
That felt like an anti-Semitic bottle episode too.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it really feels like there's at least an influence, whatever Nick is doing.
jordan holmes
And if you wanted to be like, this is how their structuring goes, like if you wanted it to be Alex going, I am going to try and say some really inflammatory shit.
So that'll get people like listening when you come on.
That kind of idea is that, okay, now people will find a way to like, oh, shit, he's saying it real.
dan friesen
Yeah, we'll hit the NAS.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Hit the gas.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
And that'll be right whenever, you know, everybody, all the numbers will come in right as we crescendo to your interview.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's gross.
Whatever the motivation for it is, is disgusting and toxic.
jordan holmes
Great guys.
dan friesen
So Trump, good guy.
jordan holmes
Good guy.
dan friesen
Good guy.
jordan holmes
They're all great guys.
dan friesen
He doesn't want regime change.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Today.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
I'm going to shut up.
Now I'm going to Nick Pointos.
But to me, this is very positive that Trump finally gets it now, says, okay, no regime change.
I'm really mad at the Israelis.
And hopefully he is how he always operates.
And he gets roped in.
And so I don't know what Nick's going to say.
I follow him almost every day, but I didn't watch what he said last night.
I pretty much do every day.
At least I catch some at night or I catch it in the morning, but I did not today.
dan friesen
Seems like Trump's policy on regime change shouldn't be a day-to-day thing that he keeps getting tricked about.
That seems like bad leadership.
jordan holmes
The thing that people sometimes think that things are excuses when in fact they are disqualifying failures.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, oh, no, this is what happens.
He gets roped in.
Do you mean he's fired?
I'm firing you.
I'm firing.
What are you talking about?
dan friesen
Is that his catchphrase?
jordan holmes
You just get roped in.
What?
dan friesen
Yeah, you don't get roped in.
jordan holmes
That's not.
unidentified
You can't.
jordan holmes
You can't.
alex jones
You cannot.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're the leader.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
Also, pretty embarrassing for Alex to say that he watches Nick's show every day.
That's definitely not true.
But the funnier part is Alex being so clear that he didn't watch today, so he has no idea what Nick's going to say.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Just in case he has to distance himself.
Like, Nick still could go too far, and Alex is keeping that door cracked just a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
Keeping my eye on the door, making sure I have a clear path.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one's classic showbiz, that old, like, hey, I love this guy.
I'm a huge fan.
Watch his show every day.
Didn't watch today.
Weird.
You'd think I would because he's on the show, but it's weird.
dan friesen
He might be on one.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Who knows?
Wild.
So I noticed in this exchange, we track the monkey behavior dominance hierarchies of Alex and Nick.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And Alex is full-on subservient.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Nick is alpha in this exchange.
alex jones
Wow.
dan friesen
For sure.
alex jones
Well, Nick Cointez is a very exceptional young person.
You can agree or disagree with some of the things he says, and I do, but he's 26 years old.
He's been on the political scene nine, 10 years, exploded onto it.
And all I've done since I was 10 years old is study, not all I've done, but I mean, I'm big in geopolitics.
And I've talked to people who had family that was all into it.
Some family was in intelligence and things and were anti-establishments.
So I grew up, you know, John Birch Society, people, all that type of stuff.
So I had a real leg up.
We're listening to Nick.
His family really wasn't even to politics.
I don't know how he got so informed so quick.
But imagine when he's 51, how much he'll know.
Hopefully we're not here and haven't blown ourselves up or AI hasn't killed us all.
But Nick, there's so much to unpack here.
So let's go through it here.
And I want you to know wherever you want to.
We got a lot of time here.
I appreciate the time.
dan friesen
This episode has an entirely subservient energy that Alex is displaying for Nick.
And you can feel that even in how he's comparing himself to Nick.
This isn't Alex saying something like, one day if you work real hard, you might be the next me.
It's him saying, this kid is going to be so much better than me one day.
Look at him.
When he's my age, he's going to be amazing.
And make no mistake about it.
Ever since Alex has known Nick, he's known he's a Nazi.
Millie Weaver texted him about hanging out with him and with Nick and his fans and was like, they aren't joking about this.
She complained multiple times to him that Alex shouldn't associate with Nick.
So there's no way that he can fake some kind of ignorance on this.
Like he's full on, like, I'm breaking the glass or whatever.
I'm just, this is fine.
jordan holmes
This is paternal.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
This is paternal at this point.
dan friesen
My Nazi son.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I'm proud of the boy.
jordan holmes
I'm so proud of this boy.
He's going to be the quarterback.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I want to be the dad that teaches this kid about the Seal of Solomon when he's eight.
alex jones
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Gross.
jordan holmes
That's so gross.
dan friesen
So Alex is clearly supposed to bring up this Microsoft CIA report.
Right, right.
Because he set the table for it earlier in the episode.
He started to build the narrative, and now the payoff is supposed to be Nick complaining that he's in this report.
Right.
And Alex doesn't bring up the report before Nick has a chance to bring it up.
And you could almost feel Alex being like, oh, I'm so sorry that I didn't get to that in time.
alex jones
Mr. Stop.
I'm going to give you all the time you need.
But since I was about to launch this and you launched it, so I just want to preface it for everybody.
This is a big deal, okay?
I was waiting for this.
This is actually the biggest thing we were going to talk about.
I was about to go there 10 seconds before he just threw it out, which I'm glad you did.
But let me explain: a publicly Israeli-funded-run Microsoft, USAID-funded previous.
People say, well, Trump's in, no, it's front-loaded with CIA funding to these NGOs.
They come out on June 14th, right before the attacks, and all this rolls out.
Then right when the attack happens, they come out with the New York Post, which is an Israel mouthpiece, basically, and say there's all these Russian and Iranians attempting to destroy Trump, and it says they're imposters, they're not MAGA, which then all the people being paid, the influencers, the bots all put out.
But then when you read the report, their main threat is there's going to be terror attacks and things.
And when those happen, we don't want anyone to say it's a false flag, which now Levin and all the rest of them are saying.
So right as they're about to launch the attack, and then days into it, they put out the big reports all over that Alex Jones and Nick Fuentez and all these people and Tucker Carlson, we're all just agents, and everybody else is a bot boosting them, and they list us all, and they're worried we're going to say there's a false flag.
And then Mark Levin goes, don't worry, we're still going to war.
We're still going to take over Iran because the Iranian sleeper cells are about to hit us.
But look out, Tucker Carlson and his ilk are going to say it's a false flag.
So here they are preemptively getting ready, literally Israel and the deep state, and it's all right there.
I mean, you talk about telegraphing.
dan friesen
It almost makes too much sense.
jordan holmes
It almost does.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So just to say this before I get into any of this, I have no interest in defending the Network Contagion Research Institute.
I've read the report that Alex and Nick are talking about and looked over a little more of their output, and I think the NCRI may be a little bit of a dubious source.
To give you some sense of what I mean, in March they put out a report titled, How Online Extremists Hijacked Christ as King.
And the second author that's listed in the contributor section is Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.
So this is maybe not serious, not a serious outlet.
That being said, all of the stuff that Alex is saying is incorrect.
The NCRI is not run by the Deep State or funded by Israel.
They did partner with the ADL's Center for Extremism for a series of reports, so there may be some relationship between the two groups, but I'm not sure how deep that goes.
Alex has presented no evidence that there's USAID funding or any of that other stuff, so I'm going to leave that to the side because there's a bigger problem.
Alex said they rolled out this report on June 14th in anticipation of the attack, so they could preemptively discredit people who called things false flags and brand them as MAGA imposters.
The problem is that the report was released on June 18th, so Alex's timeline's a little bit screwy and convenient for him.
alex jones
Wow.
dan friesen
Alex further claims that he and Tucker were listed and called agents in this report, which isn't true.
Nick is listed along with Jake Shields and Jackson Hinkle, but even they aren't called agents of Russia or Iran.
They're referred to as, quote, marginal, non-credible domestic actors who are, quote, engagement-dependent personalities operating in the periphery of MAGA discourse.
jordan holmes
Ooh, talk dirty to me.
dan friesen
The report says, quote, as they lack institutional affiliation or consistent ideology, they subsist on narrative opportunism and algorithmic volatility.
Their alignment with state-seeded propaganda arises from relevance hunger, social isolation, and the incentives of digital attention economies.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
A fair amount of what they're saying is pretty accurate.
jordan holmes
That is right on the money.
dan friesen
But I'm not sure about the periphery part.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That might be a story that these people are telling themselves to be like, well, Trump isn't that bad.
jordan holmes
It'd be nice.
It'd be nice.
dan friesen
It's almost a delusion of neutrality or central centers.
jordan holmes
I've never seen that happen before.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So in addition to these names, the report lists a different tier of influencers who are the narrative seeders alleged to be working in service of Iran or Russia.
These are accounts called Draven Noctis, Adem Media, and Megatron Ron, none of which are Alex or Tucker or even Nick.
Alex is lying about this report and creating a false version of it to discuss, which it seems painfully clear is something that he's just doing on Nick's behalf.
That clip has the energy of someone who doesn't want to get yelled at for not doing their job.
Like Alex had fucked up by not introducing this topic before Nick got to it.
Alex feels almost like a butler.
Like, oh, no, no, I didn't sweep up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's weird.
jordan holmes
It is interesting.
I mean, I guess...
I guess what happens...
And this was super duper exciting because now we've got something that is like, oh, they're attacking me.
And then, you know, Alex can help him zhuzh it up, get the story going.
So now we've got an actual like, oh, this is a whole crucifixion kind of angle for it.
They're coming after Nick Fuentes and all of us, but I guess there's not actually anything there.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Right?
So Alex has to make up a completely different story.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
To prime everybody.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And all of it is in service of like a lot of very convenient things for Nick.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
But like, it's weird because like this report doesn't matter.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's really just like, hey, here's an opportunity to pretend we're under a team.
jordan holmes
And narrative-driven opportunism.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
And algorithmic.
dan friesen
And the reason they're hanging out is social isolation.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Kind of nailed it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's right on.
dan friesen
So Alex just yells and complains about a fake version of this report that he's created in his head to defend Nick.
alex jones
And totally, we got to do more on this.
Just listen to me, listeners.
I have never seen such naked telegraphing.
Okay, so their case study is False flag, but it's all about anybody says false flag is a Russian or Iranian or Qatarian propagandist, then not just Levin, who's literally a Mossad agent.
I mean, just it's obvious, a mouthpiece of the Lacuddin experimentum, is saying, oh, the attacks are coming, ha, ha, ha, we'll get Iran, but don't listen to people that say it's a false flag.
It is totally pre-programmed.
Mostly goes, oh, they're going to blame fellow Americans.
No, we're going to blame Mossad agents, buddy.
And so this means 100% they're doing.
I mean, this is because they're geared up, they're ready, and they're scared of this.
We've got to get ahead of this.
But then separately, and I'll give you the floor, separately in all of this, they also then say anybody that disagrees with the war is an imposter.
And then all the talking points, because I didn't read the report when it came out a few weeks ago, folks.
I only read it like two days ago.
Because I started, I read part of it.
I read the article about the report.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
And I'm like, wait a minute, imposters undermining MAGA.
And I was seeing that by all the bots and Laura Loomer and all of them.
And then I actually read the report a few days ago and go, oh, my God.
I went started to look at the accounts.
It's word for word.
So they've paid these influencers, obviously.
This is a Mossad, Bill Gates, deep state attack.
And then the idiots have put their whole blueprint right here.
This is the Death Star plans.
They have fucked up, Nick.
This is huge.
dan friesen
Alex is making up all of this, but what I find kind of magical about that clip is the way you can feel Alex's excitement at discovering how he can make these pieces fit together to build a story.
He's pulling in whatever he can and pretending that this report said that anyone who opposes war with Iran is an enemy agent, and he wraps it up with a little bow.
And it's almost as if he's asking, like, is that good enough, Nick?
Have I done a good job?
He's presenting this bullshit he rattled off like it's for Nick's approval.
Sign off on this.
Can I clock out?
Is the check signed?
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, that's it's very obvious.
dan friesen
Well, it's not obvious, but the behavior matches with that.
Like, it's not proof, but this is the kind of behavior you would see if that were the case.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just, yeah, it's...
I...
I am here doing a job.
I am not here doing my show.
I'm not here doing this.
I'm a contractor.
You've hired me out to perform this behavior.
dan friesen
Yes, right?
The part of it that's like he is doing a job, that is obvious.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But whether or not it's a job that's like brokered programming kind of job, or if it's a job that's just like, I got nothing else to do today.
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm desperate for content.
This seems popular on Twitter.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
If you get hired to build somebody's house, then you're like, yeah, look at it.
Look, I've got this thing.
I've got this going.
I've got this place right here for you.
This is a really good house.
I'm building you a really good house.
Yeah.
At the same time, I feel like if I was his friend and I was in his vicinity while he goes on that whole rant about how all this, like, I couldn't help but just, none of this is real, man.
Stop it.
Like, it's.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's out there.
dan friesen
I can't figure out like if he's getting paid or if he's doing it on spec.
That's what I can't really.
jordan holmes
It's about exposure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If Alex is working for exposure, we're in real trouble.
Yeah.
So yeah, I think that the tone that they have between them is captured in this clip.
nick fuentes
They're even running the game on the conservative base, on the Trump supporters, saying, hey, if Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes are against this, they turned on Trump.
They're fake MAGA.
They're manipulating MAGA.
And you're right.
It's literally word for word in the Murdoch-owned New York Post.
They say they're trying to manipulate the MAGA base by posing as MAGA and saying they oppose the war.
And by being propped up by Iranian bots, they're giving this impression that their opinion is You're totally right.
alex jones
They even say imposter.
So here's why this is so important.
This is an elite globalist brainwashing point.
But when I first saw it a few weeks ago, they hadn't implemented it.
Then I noticed it was implemented.
Read it.
The point is, this is the battle plan.
That's what, folks, we have the plan, the Mossad plan right here, which means imminent false flag, brother.
This is bad.
nick fuentes
It is.
And everybody needs to be on high alert.
I mean, I'm really concerned about traveling, airports.
dan friesen
This is embarrassing.
Alex is horribly overselling this thing.
And even Nick doesn't feel like he wants that spin that Alex is putting.
He's going a little too far.
In wrestling, this is what's called a style clash.
Sometimes a big beefy guy and a little flippy guy, they have good chemistry, and their different styles complement each other.
But sometimes they're just not on the same page, and you can tell.
The way their performances intersect with each other serves to break the illusion of Kayfabe instead of deepening it.
And that's how this feels.
Alex is in sales man.
The sky is falling.
We finally found the key to solve the mystery mode.
Whereas Nick is trying to sanitize himself to Alex's audience, and he's looking to come off like a studious guy who's being unfairly attacked by this report.
It doesn't work together, and the two of them are kind of working against purposes.
Alex is just doing this embarrassing over-the-top thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it feels desperate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, that, okay, so if what we're looking at is actually trying to find allies, if this makes sense.
So in the coming clash between far-right media figures, we'll have, you know, obviously there'll be multiple sides, probably based around some form of bigotry or misogyny, one or the other.
Yeah, this feels like people feeling out who's actual allies and who's not going to be allies in the coming struggle.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know what I mean?
But the problem is, on the show, they're both trying to be allies to the wrong show.
Well, Alex, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex is trying to be like, this is how I promote you.
All the people who watch my show are going to laugh at this because you're an embarrassing old douche.
You suck.
You're being a dork trying to say that this report is the battle plan of Mossad that reveals that false flags are imminent.
Like, it just seems overly desperate.
It seems like somebody who's like, they don't even think tomorrow matters.
I don't care what this story.
I don't care what reality I'm implying with this story.
jordan holmes
Anything.
And tomorrow it will mean nothing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that's the difference between them.
Nick understands tomorrow exists.
jordan holmes
Nick, you know, he believes tomorrow exists for sure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Nick and Alex, they're both a little bit worried about the idea that Israel might take over the United States.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Aren't we all?
I mean, hey, they could walk in.
dan friesen
And in discussing this, Alex, I think he says something that he really, really shouldn't have.
nick fuentes
Totally agree.
I think, you know, as far as Mark Levin is concerned, that guy's totally, he might as well be in the IDF.
And as far as the Hezbollah pagers are concerned, you know, this is something that it doesn't take a big imagination.
If Israel can carry out this kind of intelligence penetration of Iran and Hezbollah, you have to assume they could do it to us.
And that's sort of terrifying.
You know, what would if there was a conflict between the U.S. and Israel, who would win?
I think it's kind of an open question.
You'd assume to be us because we're so much bigger and more powerful.
But, you know, if they have a man inside the White House and inside the Pentagon and inside Google and all the rest of it, and with AI and drones, you know, it's sort of a question.
And that is what I'm concerned about is, you know, in the big picture, how this is going to affect balance of power in the Middle East and the world.
So I, you know, U.S. of Israel, I don't think that's far off.
I think that's kind of the point.
alex jones
Yeah.
I mean, look, Israel was a client state of the British Empire in the U.S. Now it openly says it's the most focused faction.
It's put its people into everything.
And Israel after China is the greatest national security threat to this country in world peace.
That's just a fact.
And they've now with them going into full offense, I try not to give it energy because Israel goes and stages false flags against itself since the 50s.
They love it.
So the more you attack it and just attack Jews in general, the more power they get.
Okay, folks.
I don't want to attack Jews in general.
Most of them aren't sophisticated like everybody else.
But at a certain point, when it gets so bad and the cancer's spreading quickly, I'm like, well, we're past the point of return now.
We just got to full guns.
And I've always exposed all this stuff, but I've done it tactfully.
And now we're in such danger of nuclear war.
I'm just like, floodgates, whatever.
dan friesen
Floodgates.
This might literally be the worst thing that Alex could possibly say to explain his shift over being way more anti-Semitic as well as being way more anti-Israel in the recent months.
Alex is saying that he hasn't been very vocal about Israel in the past because they're too powerful and that criticizing them plays into their hands.
They love false flagging themselves so they can play the victim.
So Alex has historically just given them a pass.
On one hand, this just isn't true.
Throughout his career, Alex has had varying views on Israel depending on what's convenient for him at the time.
And he was even a fan of Netanyahu during Trump's first term.
He's also been very critical of Israel at times when it's been in his interest, like at the beginning of the COVID vaccine rollout, where there was high uptake in Israel.
There isn't a coherent through line of his position on the Israeli government, but Alex now seems to be saying that he's been going easy on them.
Alex isn't shifting toward being more critical of the Israeli government in terms of policy or action.
He's becoming more outwardly anti-Semitic.
That's what he's made a conscious effort to go easy on over the course of his career, and what he's testing the waters of letting go of now.
This isn't even close to subtle what he's saying.
This is like, yeah, over the course of my career, I've gotten a lot of criticism from anti-Semites and Nazis about how I don't say globalists.
It means Jews.
I don't encourage people to be Nazis.
And hey, the floodgates are open now.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, it's a return to that good old-fashioned American exceptionalism, anti-Semitism from the old days, you know, back in the 1890s, whenever they were really doing it upright.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it goes back to that without, you know, him coming in from break with no more Mr. Nice Guy.
This is the image that he's trying to send across to the audience.
It's like, I have been overly nice to you Jewish people, to Jewish people, because being mean to you is just, it serves Israel's interests.
It's strategically not in my interests to be a Nazi, but now I don't give a fuck.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's bad.
This is really bad because on the one hand, he's saying, hey, Nazism is cool now.
And then the second thing that he's saying is I've been lying over the entire course of my career.
I've been pretending that I don't actually kind of hate all Jewish people.
But I do.
I do.
And I've just strategically pretended that I didn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is interesting what people will say when you're not around, you know, because that to me is something that if he and I were in the room together, that's something that is like, I'd be like, okay, well, then we're done here.
Yeah, I'd walk away or like, yeah, this is the end of whatever peaceful exchange this was going to be.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right?
And in this circumstance, he doesn't feel like that's what he's doing.
You know, like this feels like, just like that.
No, no, no.
See, it's okay.
He gets roped into things.
It's not bad that I'm saying it's got its people everywhere.
It's not bad that I'm saying the Jews are unsophisticated.
That's not bad.
dan friesen
This is me explaining why I've been nice to all of these people for all the like that's he wants like some kind of like virtue points for not being a Nazi all of these years, but it's in service of him saying now it's time that it's fine.
It's cool now.
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
See, I've been a secret Nazi this whole time, pushing the cause of Nazism forward in a much more acceptable way.
Don't you think I deserve virtue points for not being more of an open Nazi.
dan friesen
Now, the last time that Nick was on the show, it was another pretty deeply anti-Semitic outburst.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Well, he's a Nazi, of course.
But then the next day, it was back to pretending that that isn't the case.
jordan holmes
I'm not a Nazi.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there is a part of me that understands that this isn't necessarily indicative of him being like, all right, we're going to be Nazis every day now.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
But this is raising the temperature in a way that is real, and it's fucked up.
Like, whether or not it's a bottle episode, it has an effect on the people who are listening to it.
And he can fuck right off.
So they take some calls.
jordan holmes
Great.
unidentified
Good.
dan friesen
And Alex gets one call in particular that he thinks is complimenting him, but then has to quickly realize, uh-oh, this person might be crazy.
alex jones
Mark in Florida, you're on the air.
Go ahead.
mark-2 in florida
Hello, Alex.
If you had a ticker tape translation of your show in Hebrew, you would win the hearts and minds of the chosen in Israel who are presently hypnotized by the Shabate and Frankists.
You would devastate Bibi Netanyahu, and you would devastate the Shabate and Frankists by taking over the power of the chosen people.
You would win their hearts and minds just with a ticker tape AI translation of your show on your program, and you were going to devastate them.
alex jones
Well, if somebody wants to do it, please do it.
The show.
I want to reach people in Israel, too.
I know that Israel is very diverse in their ideas.
I don't blame people for the general public in Israel for the Lacuniks.
But I mean, I just don't want to see this war get everybody killed.
Anything else?
mark-2 in florida
This is coming from Ariel Cohen Aloro, who has been dying to come on your show for years.
He is the so-called advocate that Jesus spoke about.
He can prove that in Gematria.
He can prove that with mathematics.
alex jones
What's his name?
mark-2 in florida
Ariel Cohen Aloro is begging you to put him on the air so that he can explain.
alex jones
I don't know who this is.
I'm not trying to cut you off.
It's just we're out of time.
dan friesen
We are out of time.
We're out of time.
Sorry, buddy.
jordan holmes
Buddy, it's serious.
dan friesen
We just brought up.
Grammatria, we gotta go.
You're gonna talk about Bible math.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah, but Alex thought that that was a compliment.
He should have known when he said like the Shabbatian Frankens, uh, that's like a direct thing to like David Icke anti-Semitic conspiracies.
He has to know like, Possible.
But is it possible that he just doesn't care and doesn't even, that doesn't register for him?
jordan holmes
I don't know why he would spend his free time looking into this person.
dan friesen
Well, he's argued with David Icke about the frankests.
jordan holmes
He argues with anybody about anything.
He'll argue with you about what sidewalks should be made of.
He doesn't know anything about making up a sidewalk.
unidentified
Gold.
jordan holmes
See?
dan friesen
And pave wood.
That's what they haven't had.
jordan holmes
Sidewalks in heaven.
dan friesen
Yeah, everything is better in heaven, therefore sidewalks of gold.
Better.
jordan holmes
That is inarguable logic.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Yep.
That call was a bummer, but it's a good way for him to be like, we're out of time.
I don't do this anymore.
jordan holmes
I think, so here's something that's fun, right?
But also, here's why the internet should be exploded.
I have worked with a lot of different people in a lot of different jobs over the years, and there have been at least, you know, I would say one out of every two to three jobs, there would be somebody that I was working with who would say something that would reveal a batshit belief that you're like, well, no human being could possibly believe that.
And they do.
And what you can do is just go like, we don't have to talk.
We'll just do our jobs.
We'll just do our jobs, right?
Like that guy, the Grometrian guy.
dan friesen
Hang up.
jordan holmes
Boy, buddy, we can just go to work.
We can just go to work.
Why are you calling into Alex?
dan friesen
Yeah, if this comes up around me, we will talk about other things.
jordan holmes
We can just go to work, man.
dan friesen
I have a lot of thoughts about Survivor and Donkey Kong.
jordan holmes
Have you ever seen the TV?
Anything on the TV.
Anything.
dan friesen
Now, Donkey Kong, when you break down the name with math.
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
No, no.
Ah, Jesus.
dan friesen
And I can prove to you that Funky is the best Kong.
No, you can't.
jordan holmes
We can just work together, man.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and it's Nick conceding a very important point, and that is that there may be some good Israelis out there.
It's possible.
nick fuentes
I mean, maybe.
There's certainly some good Israelis.
I think, you know, Ron Oons is a good Jew here in America who would agree with us.
But I think a lot of the Israelis, you know, they're, I think they're pretty stubborn.
You know, there's a long history in the Bible of very stubborn, and, you know, they kind of lose their way a little bit.
Maybe that's happening now.
alex jones
I don't think the chosen people are us.
Michael Savage coming out and saying when you get rid of Netanyahu.
dan friesen
Alex was talking over to him a little bit, but Nick said at the end there, the chosen people are us.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
So Nick says there might be some good Israelis out there.
And then his example that he has is Ron Unz.
Unz is a straight-up Holocaust denier who was born in Los Angeles, but whose parents were Jewish immigrants from Ukraine.
He's in no way Israeli, but he is Jewish, which Nick treats as the same thing.
Sure.
Which is weird.
And you can see that Alex does the same thing when he brings up Michael Savage.
He's an American who was born in New York, but his parents were Jewish.
Like, this is just them talking about Jewish people, but pretending they're talking about Israel or Israelis.
This is fucking garbage.
And this is the direction that Alex's show is going on.
If there is a meaningful shift that's happening, like there's a lot of stuff about his disenchantment with Trump and, you know, weird energy around Elon Musk and all that stuff that is very important.
But this is a damn breaking.
This is a 30-year damn breaking that I don't know how you can walk back.
The stuff with Trump, like, yeah, sure.
You spend a decade kissing this guy's ass and making excuses for all the things that he's done.
But you did that with Ron Paul too.
Like, this is way more high-profile and embarrassing.
And sure, there's going to be baggage you're going to have to carry for a while.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But you can shift.
It's going to be painful.
You're going to lose some people.
You're going to have to Invoke a lot of cognitive dissonance for people to go along with it.
But this, I don't know how you go back from.
Being like, I've known since I was eight that the star of David is a secret seal that controls demons.
Like, I don't know how you're supposed to, like, you don't go back.
jordan holmes
You know, I mean, I wonder if what we should be learning or the lesson that we should have learned is that these people were already crazy.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
When we thought they were not.
And that there was never any going back because it's already too deep in a hole.
That, like, I am.
I am the one who creates the paradigms is right next to, I think we are the chosen people.
These people are insane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
This is insane.
You can't be the chosen people and also fucking go to a Walgreens.
That's not how God works.
dan friesen
I am the Tom Brady of this shit.
I'm the best there is.
And now let me do four minutes of an impression of a Jewish guy hypnotizing an audience.
jordan holmes
You're all fucking crazy.
dan friesen
I don't know, man.
I think that this episode is dog shit.
I think it sucks.
Yeah.
I think that Alex should be ashamed of himself.
I think that there is a best case scenario that Nick paid him to do it.
And like, that's me trying to be as generous as possible with my interpretation of what caused this.
If he didn't get paid to do this, then he's a fucking disgrace.
He is a neo-Nazi and has been lying to his audience for 30 years about what he actually believes.
So I sincerely hope for his sake that he got paid.
And fuck him.
jordan holmes
I mean, not enough.
Whatever amount it is, it's not enough.
dan friesen
Yep.
So anyway, we still have the Epstein list coming soon to Peter near you.
And we'll check in and see how Alex navigates all this territory.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we do.
It's KnowledgeTride.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
unidentified
Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo.
jordan holmes
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first Tim Caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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