#1021: February 9-10, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan celebrate the annual holiday of Alex Jones Is Too Cool For The Super Bowl Day, including some hero worship for Elon Musk and some readings of Kendrick Lamar lyrics.
March 31, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
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| It's time to pray. | ||
| I have great respect for Knowledge Fight. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
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Dan and George. | |
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
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Thanks for holding me. | |
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your world. | ||
|
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Knowledge Fight. | |
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot... | ||
| Man, I've done it in the past, but I've got to do it again. | ||
| It's the George Lucas talk show. | ||
| I just fucking love their nonsense. | ||
| They did an episode with Seth Rogen, Jon Hamm, and Rich Sommer. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That came out recently. | ||
| It was amazing. | ||
| It's the kind of thing that... | ||
| Makes me feel like how I felt when I was a kid when I listened to the Invite Them Up CD. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I felt like I was peeking into some insane comedy thing that was like, uh-oh, this is dangerous. | ||
| These people are taking risks. | ||
| And it's really funny and it really pays off in a very niche way. | ||
| And I just love it. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| So I recommend that episode. | ||
| Very funny. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| I think eventually they know about us, so eventually they will be like, okay, okay, for fuck's sakes, Dan! | ||
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I'm not trying to be thirsty or begging for attention. | |
| I'm just saying it really brightened my day the other day. | ||
| No, you are saying genuine things. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Yeah! | ||
| Anyway, what's your bright spot? | ||
| That's terrifying to people. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| So we best move along. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My bright spot is the weather has been nice enough for my wife and I to go out and play tennis. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| A couple of times we went out. | ||
| The last time we went out, it was far too windy, so we both wound up just hitting balls into the stratosphere. | ||
| And it was kind of cold, right? | ||
| It turned cold again. | ||
| It was a very bad idea. | ||
| It didn't work, but we had one good day where we went in, we played the whole thing, we did the stuff. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| As we didn't talk about, it feels like perhaps spring in Illinois. | ||
| Is in the vicinity. | ||
| It's toe-dipping. | ||
| I don't know if it's here to stay, because winter always comes back. | ||
| But, like, yeah, we had a good thunderstorm the other day. | ||
| That was very nice. | ||
| I think the first of the season. | ||
| At least the first I registered. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so the inquiring minds want to know, though. | ||
| The last time you brought up playing tennis, it was to shit on your cousin. | ||
| I was not to shit on him! | ||
| It was to announce one victory! | ||
| I'm wondering how well your wife is doing. | ||
| Would you like to talk some shit about her serve game? | ||
| We don't keep score, but she's getting seriously good. | ||
| She hits a two-handed backhand flat, and she's also been in this exercise class for the past year that she's been going to four times a week, lifting weights. | ||
| She's now... | ||
| Very strong. | ||
| So she can hit the shit out of the ball. | ||
| Do either of you do the... | ||
| Whenever you hit, do you do that grunt thing? | ||
| I tend to, yeah, because that's how I've always played sports. | ||
| You know, is that, like, breath control is part of it. | ||
| It's not just because you grunt. | ||
| You know what, though? | ||
| I agree with that halfway. | ||
| I accept halfway. | ||
| I think the breath control thing is definitely real. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And, you know, you're supposed to, in various exercises, breathe when you're exerting and releasing and shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I also think that a lot of that grunting stuff is performance. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I remember in college, seeing people at the gym, like, just being like, ah! | ||
| Like, you are acting. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I remember, no, Medvedev. | ||
| He's, whenever, even when he's playing, like, very slow, like, just, oh, there's a video of him, like, hitting with children. | ||
| And so these children would hit the tennis ball, and he would hit the ball very slowly and softly at them, and he would go, huh! | ||
| Like that every time. | ||
| That's cute, though. | ||
| I approve of that. | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| Yeah, that's for the kids. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's making them feel special. | ||
| Alright, we'll allow it. | ||
| Yeah, like he's actually exerting some effort to play against these kids. | ||
| That makes them feel like maybe they got some of the goods. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And we are leaving in the past the one episode per day thing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Wise. | ||
| So we're going to be talking about February 9th and 10th of 2025. | ||
| And maybe we would have sped up. | ||
| Maybe we would have done even more. | ||
| Except, it's the fucking Super Bowl. | ||
| Oh, so we finally have something to talk about. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So we've got the Super Bowl episode, the big extravaganza where Alex talks about how much he doesn't like the Super Bowl. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| We gotta do that. | ||
| It's an annual tradition that cannot be skipped on InfoWars. | ||
| It's a holiday, practically. | ||
| And, of course, there is the fact that Kendrick Lamar did the halftime show. | ||
| Everything about it was great. | ||
| Everything about it was great. | ||
| So whatever Alex is going to say about that is going to be interesting. | ||
| And we'll get to all that. | ||
| But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, helping the kids quit vaping by selling them loose cigs during lunch hours has finally provided enough income to afford a wonk status. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Next, I had to wait until you hit a thousand episodes to start supporting because I needed to know you guys were really serious about this show. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| And I used to obsessively know everything Alex Jones believed and said. | ||
| I mean, I still do, but I used to too. | ||
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Ha ha. | |
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| I added that ha-ha for Mitch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We got a technocrat in the mix, so also thank you so much, too. | ||
| This is Corey from Occupied Kitchener calling in to tell Violet I love you. | ||
| There's nobody I'd rather watch the world burn with. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | |
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
| He's a loser little titty baby. | ||
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ! | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thrilled to find out how I mispronounced Kitchener. | ||
| Also, just to clarify, because people are saying, like, you don't have to donate to get a shout-out. | ||
| Just send an email to knowledgefight at gmail.com and Jordan will put you on a list. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, today, we start off Super Bowl. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Do you watch the Super Bowl? | ||
| No. | ||
| Do you like football? | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| You're not manly enough? | ||
| That does sound right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Low T. So we had the Chiefs. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| And then the Eagles? | ||
| I think so. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yeah, and I think the Eagles won. | ||
| Or did they? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The Chiefs lost. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| The Chiefs lost. | ||
| Because I have family in Kansas City, and I'm a Missouri boy, so I keep up. | ||
| I don't keep up, but I... | ||
| I'll see periodically someone complain about Missouri sports. | ||
| I don't really care either. | ||
| I didn't watch a Super Bowl. | ||
| But here is Alex discussing his non-interest. | ||
| Intense non-interest. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, it is Sunday, February 9th, 2025. | ||
| I am your host, Alex Jones, coming to you on this Super Bowl Sunday. | ||
| Not focusing on the bread and circus and troops on the streets in New Orleans. | ||
| No, ladies and gentlemen, we're focused on the real game in the real world. | ||
| The battle to take back America and the whole planet from the globalist. | ||
| Thank you so much for joining us tonight. | ||
| From everything I know about Alex's career, he should care a whole lot about there being troops on the street at the Super Bowl. | ||
| Every year, he makes a big deal about how he's more manly than everyone else because he doesn't like football, but... | ||
| This is a major departure for him, rhetorically. | ||
| The idea that troops are on the streets engaging in domestic policing should be a giant problem, regardless of who is in office. | ||
| So the idea that Alex could toss that to the side so easily because Trump is in power should be a huge red flag for anyone still holding onto the idea that Alex's Civil Liberties Act was sincere. | ||
| Because this is fun, here's a little bit of Alex's Super Bowl 2011 coverage, where he was furious about the TSA being involved in security for the event. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Danny, you're on the air from Texas. | ||
| Hey Alex, how you going? | ||
| Good. | ||
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Kudos to you to be out doing what you talk about and what you say. | |
| You're walking the walk instead of just talking the talk. | ||
| You're not sitting at home watching football. | ||
| You couldn't pay me to watch the Super Bowl. | ||
| I mean, no, seriously, I went into my wife today. | ||
| I want you to be able to talk, but about two hours before I came into the office, and I just said, honey, let's make the decision right now. | ||
| In fact, I shouldn't talk about this today. | ||
| It's too big of a deal to talk about briefly. | ||
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How things change. | |
| We went ahead and prayed to God, kneeling by the bed while our kids were outside playing, to go ahead and stay in America. | ||
| But we know what's going to happen, and we've decided to go down with a ship. | ||
| So I'm going down with the ship. | ||
| I'm committing my kids to live in a tyranny to try to beat it, and I'm going to watch some stupid game that's a big police state advertisement where they're groping people to go into it. | ||
| No, I'm boycotting the Super Bowl. | ||
| Good for you, man. | ||
| Also, that was his first wife that he got a divorce from, not the second one that he's currently getting a divorce from. | ||
| Oh, are they actually getting a divorce, or is that not a bankruptcy? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I'm not keeping super close tabs on it, but I know it was filed. | ||
| Progressing through a court. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I'm just saying I don't know if I trust him. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not sure either. | ||
| But his first wife and him decided to go down with the ship because they didn't want to watch the Super Bowl or something. | ||
| And then, of course, there was the 2014 Super Bowl when Alex paid two of his employees to go to the game and report live about the DHS being out and about. | ||
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Sure. | |
| It's a subtle thing, but if you've paid attention to his rhetoric and style over the years, this is a huge difference from what he's supposed to believe. | ||
| Troops being on the ground at the Super Bowl is not supposed to be a globalist distraction. | ||
| It's the implementation and promotion of the police state that his career is about pretending to oppose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So the fact that he can be like bread and circuses and troops on the street, we're just ignoring that distraction. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| I think, if I recall correctly, we were scared because the Department of Transportation was on the streets? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| The State Department, right? | ||
| The DOT. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And so if we're there, this has got to be higher than that. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| It's all distraction. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| So we got some real things that are happening other than sport. | ||
| Other than the real things that are happening. | ||
| Yeah, like bird flu. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And then what did Ted Gross? | ||
| At the UN, and what did their little mini-me spokesman, the new Fauci, his aide, his protege, say two months ago, right after Trump got elected. | ||
| Re-elected. | ||
| He said, Peter Hotez, don't worry. | ||
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There'll be a new variant of bird flu come crashing down on his new... | |
| I mean, I try to act creepy like him. | ||
| You've seen the clip. | ||
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It's even creepier. | |
| The sound off, it's like, what the hell? | ||
| Is that an actual gremlin? | ||
| And of course, they've got all these new variants on the shelf. | ||
| And magically, yesterday, oh, the new variants here. | ||
| Oh, totally telegraphed, totally pre-programmed. | ||
| I suspect that Alex has correctly assessed that all he needs to do to make an argument that his audience will accept is put on a silly voice and act smug. | ||
| He has to know that anyone with even basic critical thinking skills would have given up on his dumbass long ago so if you're still around now all you really need is noise. | ||
| This is about the continuing outbreak of avian flu in bird populations as well as cows. | ||
| It's specifically regarding some tweets Alex just read about the D1.1 genotype, which is something that was being discussed because it was found in four bovine cases in Nevada through the National Milk Testing System. | ||
| This obviously wasn't good, but researchers believe that the four cows are all from the same farm, which makes it a little bit less of a scary situation. | ||
| Previously, when cows had been infected from birds, it was the B3.13 genotype of H5N1. | ||
| And the reason that this matters is the D1.1 genotype is the one that killed a guy in Louisiana last January. | ||
| So there's a worry that it could possibly be more dangerous on a human level. | ||
| To be clear, that human risk right now is... | ||
| Not high, but it's newsworthy that it was found because it was the first time that strain has been identified in cows. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The D1.1 genome is not new, and the CDC was reporting on finding it in the human samples from Louisiana back in December, but Alex doesn't know any of this because he just skims Twitter and does funny voices to keep all these people buying CMOS. | ||
| But, yeah, just surface-level coverage of something he doesn't understand. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I wonder if we need to... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let me pitch you on this. | ||
| We have two streams of information about disease. | ||
| We've got one. | ||
| New school. | ||
| What do you like? | ||
| You like to know about viruses. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| That's good for you. | ||
| But we've got to have an old school. | ||
| We've got to have something for Alex to be afraid of. | ||
| I think we say that the devil makes diseases now. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think that is where we are. | ||
| Yeah, I think we can sell it. | ||
| No, I don't think that that works. | ||
| I think that's bad. | ||
| I think that's the kind of information economy we currently live in. | ||
| Wow, it's the one that works for him. | ||
| Yeah, there's a bunch of people who do think that being not godly enough causes disease. | ||
| Ah, but we need it to be like, you know, you gotta wash your hands for God! | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| We gotta trick people by making all the virus stuff the god stuff. | ||
| I think, essentially, at the end of the day, what you're doing is treating people like children. | ||
| Yeah, these are children. | ||
| Brush your teeth and then the monsters won't kill you in the night. | ||
| If you wash your hands, Alex's creepy voice won't show up in the middle of the night. | ||
| See, you won't hear that because you washed your hands. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| At a certain point, that might be the strategy that we end up needing. | ||
| That's all we got left. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Parenting. | ||
| So, also, other things to be scared of. | ||
| Immigrants. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| The illegal alien hordes are running around stabbing and shooting and burning and pulling down American flags and pissing on everything. | ||
| And attacking police, trying to get the cops to overreact. | ||
| And then somebody's going to truck bomb an illegal alien protest or machine gun them and blame it on Trump. | ||
| Then the left activates their operatives, burn down the cities. | ||
| This is an economic war. | ||
| The globalists wanted to collapse America even when Kamala got in. | ||
| They were going into their new global system. | ||
| Trump 100% is saying no to the New World Order project. | ||
| This is a real revolution. | ||
| Does that mean all the Trump people are angels and perfect? | ||
| No, but this is not the same system. | ||
| This is a real rebellion within the Anglo-American empire. | ||
| And it's a whole new ballgame. | ||
| Make no mistake, this is real, real, real, real. | ||
| And you notice Vladimir Putin saying that. | ||
| And he's like, no, this is a real shot to take down the globalists. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, if he said it. | ||
| So you can see Alex achieving two important goals in that clip. | ||
| Three, if you count worshipping Putin. | ||
| One is providing preemptive wiggle room for when he has to deal with the horrible stories that are going to come out about people Trump is putting into office. | ||
| He's already said they're not angels. | ||
| It's totally fine. | ||
| What did you expect? | ||
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Done. | |
| The second goal here is to characterize the country as being beset by hordes of people stabbing people and burning everything down. | ||
| Alex is currently involved in a project of trying to justify Trump kidnapping people that his forces believe or hear illegally and sending them to prisons in El Salvador, which Alex himself on his show called a prison planet. | ||
| This is a fundamental betrayal of what Alex is supposed to believe in, and in order to justify supporting this, you need to build up a pretty flashy distraction. | ||
| He needs to create an image in the audience's head that's so horrible that they look at sending people to a prison planet and say, eh, what else are you going to do in that situation? | ||
| It's the same kind of propaganda you saw the right-wing and, honestly, too much of the non-right-wing engaging in around the Iraq War, where the excuse of the potential terrorists was used to enable a lot of brutal and human shit. | ||
| And this is really where Alex reveals himself to be a special kind of piece of shit. | ||
| He's called out this game in the media before. | ||
| He made a career off being the guy who was saying they'll use fear in order to justify expanded police powers, so pretending that he's naive or unaware of what he's doing in this situation is just impossible. | ||
| That's really one of the ways in which he is, even in the current ecosystem of a bunch of shitheads, one of the worst. | ||
| He knows. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, and he has some sort of special power about it. | ||
| He has to, because there's no way I could see a human being saying, it's real, real, real, real. | ||
| Putin said it. | ||
| Like, that's the craziest fucking connection of series of words I've ever heard. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| There's nothing he is more than a liar. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think there's just a crass nihilism that Alex has in terms of truth and other people's well-being. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's scary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, one of the things that Alex's career is based on is the opposite of what he's doing now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But then the other thing is that a couple times in speeches, like George H.W. Bush said the words, New World Order. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He did do that. | ||
| Is Trump about to say it? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| But Alex is desperately trying not to himself when he's talking about what Trump is doing. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| We are now 20. Days, four hours, six minutes, 37 seconds into the second incredible administration of President Trump. | ||
| This is a 100% real revolution. | ||
| This is absolutely a new power structure. | ||
| This is 100% a different philosophy and a new system or new order to the old new world order. | ||
| Does that mean everybody being brought in as an angel? | ||
| No. | ||
| Does that mean I agree with everything Trump wants to push? | ||
| No. | ||
| Good. | ||
| So, I mean, this just reveals the artifice of the game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Obviously, when someone says New World Order, they're not necessarily talking about the Illuminati. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a descriptive term that works to describe a thing. | ||
| There is a current world order. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It exists as a world order because it is ordered and we are the world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the pursuit of change oftentimes requires an order that is new. | ||
| It is a new... | ||
| And if it's a large enough order that encircles the entire globe... | ||
| Which, I mean, with the interconnectedness of the world, that's oftentimes the way you gotta look at it. | ||
| So it would be a new world order. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So I don't think there's anything suspicious about Alex describing Trump trying to usher in a new world order. | ||
| I believe that that is accurate. | ||
| I just don't think that new world order as a proper noun means anything. | ||
| But he has to think that it does. | ||
| So he desperately is trying to be like, don't say Trump's breaking in the New World Order. | ||
| I think he's got to go like the way they did in Dragon Ball Z with Super Saiyan, you know? | ||
| Oh, we've reached Super Saiyan. | ||
| What's next? | ||
| Super Saiyan 2. We're not even going to... | ||
| See, but they don't say Super Duper. | ||
| That sounds stupid. | ||
| They just added 2. And then the next one, guess what it is? | ||
| Three. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So that's what you do. | ||
| This is the new New World Order, right? | ||
| That way you, or it's the old Old World Order. | ||
| You just add on top of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| New World Order 2. Sure. | ||
| New Coke. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| New Coke 2. Works. | ||
| So I will say, to Alex's credit, which generally is an indication of I'm about to pay a really low bar kind of compliment. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He doesn't talk that much about the Super Bowl. | ||
| He's not complaining about it. | ||
| Too much. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Instead, just kind of freestyle and thoughts. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The public can learn everything about how a football game works and all the players and all the little factoids, but they don't want to know about how the Federalist system works or about agencies or about history or about philosophy or about military history because they think it's boring. | ||
| They don't know. | ||
| It's super exciting. | ||
| And then it gives you incredible power in the real world. | ||
| What's the Bible say over and over again? | ||
| My people perish for lack of knowledge. | ||
| Well, if you've got knowledge about playing a video game, that doesn't ever really help you in any way, does it? | ||
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Dan. | |
| If you've got knowledge about basketball, maybe if you're one of a few thousand professional basketball players, you do okay. | ||
| If you've got knowledge, though, about being a plumber, you can make a good living off that. | ||
| The general public can get that job. | ||
| There's a lot of those jobs needed. | ||
| Being a farmer, that's something definitely you can apply, or being an artist who has talent. | ||
| I mean, that's the human system. | ||
| And the globalists want to get rid of a system based on humans, by humans, for humans. | ||
| They want to bring in this post-human globalist world. | ||
| I'm sure that's basically what the passage in Hosea was about. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| My people perish from lack of knowledge because they like sports and won't listen to people who want to teach them sensible skills, like being a plumber or a talented artist. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Sincerely, I don't believe that Alex even knows what point he's trying to make. | ||
| If he hadn't added artist with talent to the list along with plumber and farmer, it would seem like he was trying to say that you need to set achievable career goals. | ||
| But I think he realized that as he was making that list, it was leaning a little heavily towards physical labor, so he threw artist in to sound like he cared about human expression or things that are in tune with the spirit. | ||
| Yeah, I think I would even go so far as to say that he is providing a paradigm where the only thing that matters is what you can sell. | ||
| You know? | ||
| The reason you play sports is for the joy of doing it. | ||
| No. | ||
| You do it to gamble on being one of the thousand people who makes money. | ||
| Yeah, see, that's the mindset that he's got. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There's no enjoyment. | ||
| Yeah, there's no reason to just play a game. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| It should be something that you are playing in order to make money. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I think for sure. | ||
| An artist with talent. | ||
| Not just somebody who fucking... | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| You talentless artist just drawing because you have some sort of creative spirit within you? | ||
| No! | ||
| Sell that shit. | ||
| But also, if an artist with talent is being included to the list of plumber and farmer, which Alex is presenting as sensible things to learn about because they're skills, then that kind of takes away any kind of magic to art. | ||
| But oh well, who gives a shit? | ||
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Yep. | |
| Also, is it a coincidence that he's complaining about how playing video games is dumb and then the first career he can think of is a plumber? | ||
| The profession of the most famous video game character of all time and his brother? | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Very suspicious. | ||
| That is suspicious. | ||
| I think Alex plays Mario. | ||
| That is one of those subconscious things that makes you wonder. | ||
| Makes you wonder what's... | ||
| Oh, video games are stupid. | ||
| What's the only job I can think of? | ||
| Plumber. | ||
| Adventurer. | ||
| Teenage turtle. | ||
| Guy with master sword. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Study, go to a trade school and get the Hylian sword. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, makes sense. | ||
| Like a reasonable person would. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Jump on a turtle. | ||
| So Alex not only is not interested in football, he also went to the gym today. | ||
| And that means he's got to tell a fucking real story about interactions he had. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Well, the public goes, oh, you mean it's cool? | ||
| To know about how the world works? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This morning, I went with my oldest daughter to the gym. | ||
| We worked out, and we went in the sauna, and sometimes it's full, sometimes it's not. | ||
| It was full, big sauna, full, probably like 12 people in it. | ||
| One person was having to stand. | ||
| And then about 20 minutes, about five minutes in, people start, hey, Alex, what do you think about this? | ||
| What do you think about that? | ||
| And yeah, we're talking about the Super Bowl. | ||
| That's all dumb, right? | ||
| Alex, bread and circus. | ||
| So a couple of the guys are asking me questions. | ||
| A couple of the women are asking me questions. | ||
| People are saying this. | ||
| People are saying that. | ||
| Hey, we watched your daughter on the show with you some. | ||
| Oh yeah, she's right here. | ||
| You didn't notice? | ||
| And then they asked me questions about Doge and what was happening with the USA and the rest of it. | ||
| And my daughter sometimes just gets embarrassed. | ||
| She's 20. And she agrees with my politics. | ||
| I mean, she's great. | ||
| But she still sometimes, you know, she goes, Dad, come on. | ||
| And one woman starts clapping and goes, yeah, we don't want to hear it. | ||
| And I'm like, okay. | ||
| I'm like, these people are asking me questions. | ||
| And I understand we're only supposed to talk about football, but that's why we got in this position. | ||
| Do you like trillions of your tax money being stolen? | ||
| The woman just looked down. | ||
| I was nice about it. | ||
| But see, women particularly, a couple of women were asking questions. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| We all know this particularly. | ||
| Particularly. | ||
| The ones that think it's bad to talk about bad things that are happening. | ||
| Like you're farting in church or something. | ||
| No. | ||
| We need to admit bad things are going on. | ||
| That's very positive. | ||
| So we can fix them. | ||
| Sure doesn't sound like Alex dislikes women. | ||
| It doesn't feel at all like he holds a chauvinistic expectation that women adhere to some pretty strict patriarchal gender norms and then also gets mad at them if they don't act ladylike enough. | ||
| Does he think that women are just, like, inherently more sensitive about farting in church? | ||
| Because it seems more to me like we created a culture that aggressively taught young women that if they were too loose about things like farting in church, no man would ever want to marry them, which is their only source of value. | ||
| So I think Alex wants it both ways here. | ||
| But that's a true story. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It definitely happened. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The sauna is the new chicken fried steak, which was the new globalist in a hot tub. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Curious people in a sauna. | ||
| I suspect that if we are going through a very real divorce, then we are going to hear a lot more about what all women do that perhaps maybe one very specific woman makes him feel about. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Although I think divorce or not, I think he probably has some, you know, maybe not super thoughtful opinions, but ladies should do. | ||
| I imagine these are the things that lead to divorce all too often. | ||
| Probably. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Should. | ||
| Another thing that should lead to a divorce is if your partner is deeply in love with Elon Musk, then there's no room for you. | ||
| You're a third wheel in the relationship. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And I fear that it's gotten to that point for Alex. | ||
| So, here's the key. | ||
| In the past, they would just fight over who was running the scam. | ||
| There was a fight in politics, but only over who got to steal the most. | ||
| With Trump, they're not going in there and just removing the bureaucrats and then putting their people in to the slop trough. | ||
| They're blowing up the troughs themselves. | ||
| Elon Musk said, I don't want any government contracts. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't need a government incentive or rebate that's huge on every electric car sold, but the government puts a massive amount, thousands, thousands, thousands, thousands of dollars in. | ||
| You just get rid of it. | ||
| I have the best cars. | ||
| If you want electric, I've got the best. | ||
| Didn't even ask Trump to keep it. | ||
| Trump wouldn't have done it. | ||
| And he's given up so much. | ||
| What a man. | ||
| I challenge Elon to reject all government contracts and subsidies. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| I dare you. | ||
| Further, I challenge Alex to tell his audience how much money Elon gets from the government each year and whether or not that number is going up under Trump. | ||
| I don't think he'll do that because it's probably, that would hurt his ability to paint Elon as some kind of selfless hero who's giving so much up to save humanity. | ||
| Tends not to be the case. | ||
| Elon and Trump and Trump's administration are upsetting the slop trough or whatever metaphor you want to make. | ||
| But they're not doing it to feed all the animals any better. | ||
| They're doing it to steal the slop. | ||
| That is what they're doing. | ||
| It's fucking obvious. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Government waste and corrupt dealings among politicians is a super easy thing to solve, in the same way that curing cancer is really easy. | ||
| and you've destroyed the cancer. | ||
| This is a solution that isn't a solution, except for the super rich, many of whom happen to own businesses that stand to make a ton of money by being the private solution for things that the government isn't able to provide once it stops working. | ||
| Do you think that's just... | ||
| Coordinated attack against Biden and his administration and Musk's clear monopoly, essentially, in this area. | ||
| Yeah, those things do seem connected somehow, but it's just beyond me. | ||
| I wish there was a guy who sniffed out corruption and, like, was really a rogue truth-teller against the elites and unelected bureaucrats. | ||
| I wish we had a guy like that around who could... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| Eh, we'll figure it out. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Sure we will. | ||
| So Alex, I think he's feeling some heat. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because Trump has not solved all the world's problems. | ||
| He tends not to do that. | ||
| And it's been like 20 days. | ||
| It's been a long time. | ||
| And so he has to be defensive about that. | ||
| But you saw last week how they're going to come at Trump. | ||
| Last Monday. | ||
| We were 14, 15 days in at the press conference. | ||
| A whole bunch of the prostitute corporate reporters were like, egg prices are at all-time highs. | ||
| And it's Trump's fault, and then the press secretary goes through, oh, that Biden ordered millions and millions, 100 million chickens killed, oh, because of energy being cut off, because of UN agreements to cut off worldwide fertilizer production, on and on and on and on. | ||
| You know, those chickens eat the grain that's grown with fertilizer. | ||
| I mean, it's all been cut off the food, cut off the energy. | ||
| It's going to take Trump a little while to get that going. | ||
| And if there's sabotage, It's all about Trump not being able to get his agenda through. | ||
| Because his agenda is all about starting the economy back up and growth to get us out of the debt. | ||
| He knows we can't pay it off now unless we massively expand, which we can do and have done before with innovation and all this hidden technology the government's got. | ||
| He's going to start rolling out quickly. | ||
| Ooh, that's exciting. | ||
| So no one's really surprised that Trump didn't immediately lower egg prices. | ||
| Anyone who cares to learn about that issue at all understands that there's not things you can do like wave a magic wand around and solve it. | ||
| The reason that someone asked about it at a press conference is because Trump and his campaign used high egg prices as an election issue, and they promised that he would lower grocery prices on day one in office. | ||
| The whole day one thing was something they stressed a bunch, because the point was supposed to be that the prices were only high because Biden was making them high, and Trump could alleviate that immediately. | ||
| As he said in a November campaign rally, quote, a vote for Trump means your groceries will be cheaper. | ||
| Now that he's in office and can't deliver these insane promises that he's made to people, Alex needs to adjust the messaging. | ||
| Now it's much harder to lower these prices. | ||
| It's a complicated thing with a lot of variables, and maybe there's internal sabotage. | ||
| Trump can't, you know, you can't expect him to... | ||
| Does magic do stuff? | ||
| Oh, here's what he should do. | ||
| Nationalize all of the food-producing companies, take control of all agriculture, and then artificially set prices on his own. | ||
| I'm sure he's willing to do that, and Alex would be for that, right? | ||
| He'd love it. | ||
| I think that would be exactly what they would want to do. | ||
| Then he can unilaterally lower prices. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is an option. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| The reality is that Alex knows that he and Trump were just saying that they could lower grocery prices as an effort to win the election. | ||
| What? | ||
| They don't give a single shit about that, and now that it's become clear that Trump's actions are probably going to make consumer goods more expensive, it's time to distract people with the promise of magic technologies that Trump is going to release. | ||
| Medbeds are right around the corner, man. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This is pathetic. | ||
| Oh well. | ||
| I mean, there are some cults that will make you cut off your own arm, you know? | ||
| These guys... | ||
| Slightly less awful, but essentially the same idea. | ||
| Sooner or later, everything good is going to happen, but we're going to fuck you over right now. | ||
| Yeah, you replace your cutting off your arm with severing your connection to objective reality and truth. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| That's the demand. | ||
| Cult it is. | ||
| So, healthcare is a problem. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And Alex talks about that a little in this next clip. | ||
| But I think he loses the plot. | ||
| And I think he accidentally shows a little too much of his cards. | ||
| Neo-feudalism is what the UN calls the Club of Rome plan. | ||
| It's horrible. | ||
| Oh, everybody gets free healthcare. | ||
| You just, when your knee goes out, they give you a cane. | ||
| Oh, your eyes go out? | ||
| You'll be lucky if you get glasses. | ||
| You're not getting eye surgery. | ||
| Oh, you got lung cancer? | ||
| No surgery. | ||
| I mean, that's... | ||
| Oh, everybody gets free healthcare. | ||
| You just don't get anything. | ||
| The National Health Service in England, you go in there with the flu or cold or can't breathe, they just hand you through a window a bag of aspirin and Band-Aids. | ||
| I like that. | ||
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So... | |
| Why is everybody coming down from Canada here? | ||
| And we've got corporate fascist healthcare scams. | ||
| I mean, it's horrible, too, because it's government-teamed big corporations killing competition. | ||
| Don't get me wrong, what we've got is not free market. | ||
| But if you've got money, you can still get some healthcare. | ||
| So, at least some real healthcare exists. | ||
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What? | |
| But it's like a Russian roulette, what medical facility or doctor you go to. | ||
| That's why you gotta do your research. | ||
| Like Alex did. | ||
| He went to Dr. Marbles. | ||
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Wow. | |
| So I'm not sure that point landed quite how Alex intended it to when he started that rant. | ||
| I think the point was supposed to be that universal coverage for healthcare is bad because you have theoretical access to care, but you can't get actual care. | ||
| This is a pretty standard right-wing line on the UK and Canada healthcare systems, which I find that most British and Canadian people I know don't agree with, but whatever. | ||
| I'm sure Alex has done his research. | ||
| He knows everything. | ||
| Great. | ||
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In the middle of the rant, I think he remembered that he's supposed to be a populist and that will people have very little access to health care in the United States, even with private insurance? | |
| Alex's brain kind of panics, so he says that at least you can get good health care in the U.S. if you're rich, which apparently you can't do in the U.K. or Canada. | ||
| So I guess the argument is that if you're poor in America, you shouldn't be in favor of universal health care, because one day you might be rich, and then you'll be able to get good health care, which won't exist for the rich if you had health care now. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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That's stupid. | |
| I believe that is... | ||
| No, I mean, that's probably one of the ultimate truths of that whole movement, is like, I'm gonna be rich eventually, so I don't want rich people to be overtaxed. | ||
| I think that that's behind a lot of what people... | ||
| Like, the messaging... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You are rich. | ||
| You will be. | ||
| You will be. | ||
| Right, but I don't think that they want it to be that explicit. | ||
| I don't think so either. | ||
| I think that Alex kind of accidentally said too much and revealed that feeling that's behind a lot of this messaging. | ||
| And when you say it like that, it's really transparently stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little bit like the prosperity gospel in a way of like, oh, every dollar I'm going to get back double? | ||
| Why does it feel like you get all of my dollars? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This feels very... | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Well, it's good for the rich. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you're rich. | ||
| And there we go. | ||
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You will be. | |
| Oh, I feel like I won't. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So I get pretty excited when Alex does things. | ||
| Like the caravan that he did. | ||
| The raffling off trucks. | ||
| That's always a delight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so I was thrilled that Alex took the day of the Super Bowl to announce something fairly big. | ||
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Okay. | |
| All right. | ||
| Oh, this is so good, folks. | ||
| So good. | ||
| I'm announcing the first annual Big Balls Award tomorrow. | ||
| You'll get to vote on it. | ||
| So Alex plays a lot of the ACDC song there. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| But I don't want to risk a copyright complaint. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| Because he doesn't talk over it. | ||
| It's just a lot of, I've got big balls. | ||
| So it's fun that Alex thinks that this is going to be an annual award. | ||
| He's so poisoned by social media and chasing whatever seems popular to him on Twitter that he's really overcommitted to this big balls thing. | ||
| When I was preparing the episode, I thought it would be funny to go through Jefferson's letters and find one where he was bestowing an honor on someone, and then I would replace whatever title he said with the Big Balls Award. | ||
| It was a dumb joke, but I thought we could have a little bit of fun with it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| However, when I was going through some of Jefferson's letters, I came across one from 1811, written to a guy named Peter Minor, and I couldn't believe how much this made me think of Alex. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, this guy, Pete... | ||
| He'd written to Jefferson suggesting that they impose a tax on dog ownership because he didn't like them and he thought that they were killing sheep. | ||
| He hoped that the tax would encourage people to, if they owned dogs, they would kill them so they wouldn't have to pay this tax. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Jefferson wrote him back, and I assure you, I am not making this up. | ||
| Quote, Dear sir, I participate in all your hostility to dogs and would readily join in any plan for exterminating the whole race. | ||
| Well, did you know that? | ||
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Did Thomas Jefferson and Alex share a passion for killing dogs? | |
| It makes as much sense as anything else to me. | ||
| That's something that I don't feel like I was taught in school. | ||
| Jefferson had a hunger for the blood of dogs. | ||
| You know, the more you read about presidents, the more you feel like maybe we don't know about a lot of this stuff on purpose. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Those letters are there. | ||
| It'd be real hard to be like, oh, let's put this man in our quarters if you were like, oh, he kills dogs! | ||
| What? | ||
| We have no proof that he kills dogs. | ||
| He is openly in favor of eradicating all dogs. | ||
| I think that should be a new question that we have for presidency. | ||
| Do you want to kill all pets? | ||
| This letter is on the Monticello archives. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| And there's a little bit of a preamble to it. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| Thomas Jefferson's still great. | ||
| He's still great. | ||
| I know he owns slaves. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| It was like, he has a flamboyant... | ||
| Way of saying things. | ||
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Totally. | |
| But I assure you, he had a dog at the time. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| What are you doing, people? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| So, anyway, that was a little distraction. | ||
| It was enjoyable. | ||
| Yeah, and we get to the Big Balls Award. | ||
| Very exciting. | ||
| That time. | ||
| Prestigious Big Balls Award. | ||
| I would be surprised if he remembers this next week, let alone next year. | ||
| Well, we'll see. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Because we're going to talk about the 10th, so we'll see what happens. | ||
| But for now, we've got to talk about how fucking popular Trump is. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Then we've got Trump's approval rating at all-time high, even in the skewed corporate press, that still does a lot of manipulations, 53%. | ||
| And the real AI scan polls that the big corporations have, have Trump actually at over 70%. | ||
| So that is a skewed poll, but still, even their rig polls, because they bake in a bunch of over... | ||
| Sample Democrats and a bunch of other things. | ||
| We've had top pollsters on to explain it. | ||
| Like the head of Rasputin, the most respected pollster in the world. | ||
| And that's how they do it. | ||
| But even those, they're having big trouble. | ||
| We have the amazing doge activities. | ||
| The federal Obama judge trying to block the corruption being exposed. | ||
| What's being found there? | ||
| Incredible success securing the border and national sovereignty. | ||
| Trump putting out a whole bunch of new orders. | ||
| Record-level executive orders. | ||
| There's just one of, like, 14 things I've got that are new in this one stack. | ||
| Trump has ordered all of the suppressed records about both of his would-be assassins in Pennsylvania and Florida released, scaring the daylights out of the power structure. | ||
| When I said Trump's signing record numbers of executive orders, he signs twice as many executive orders as Biden, more than all presidents, back to Reagan combined. | ||
| So these approval rating numbers are nonsense, but who cares? | ||
| This is just North Korea levels of leader worship, so who gives a shit? | ||
| Why is he stopping at 70? | ||
| You could go further. | ||
| 97%? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The executive order thing is more of a problem. | ||
| Alex spent a lot of time during Obama's presidency insisting that Obama was ruling as a tyrant because he signed too many executive orders. | ||
| That wasn't in line with checks and balances, and that very act was wrong and un-American. | ||
| It wasn't that Alex had a problem with the things that were in the executive orders. | ||
| It was that ruling by executive order was counter to the Constitution, which Alex swore a holy oath to defend. | ||
| But now Trump is in office and Alex has to cold read a headline about how he signed more executive orders than all presidents since 1988 combined. | ||
| Alex is supposed to have a problem with this because it's not what the executive orders do. | ||
| It's that the president ruling with them is tyrannical. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He doesn't care and is enthusiastic about Trump ruling by executive order because it's the only way that Alex is going to get what he wants. | ||
| And the only reason that this is important is not hypocrisy at all. | ||
| It's to illustrate that when he was making the argument before, he didn't mean it. | ||
| You shouldn't fall into the trap of taking at face value these kinds of arguments. | ||
| Yeah, it's not hypocrisy if you were lying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a fucking liar. | ||
| When Mitch McConnell was like, you can't seat a judge in an election year, he didn't mean that. | ||
| He was lying. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the power of lies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Lying works. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it is, I guess, helpful to, after the fact, just be like, hey, I was lied. | ||
| Don't believe this shit the next time. | ||
| Yeah, what are you going to do? | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, speaking of lies, there's a lot going around about the things that USAID is involved in funding. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because Elon Musk is lying about a bunch of them. | ||
| He's doing a lot of lies. | ||
| And Alex is dutifully repeating those lies. | ||
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Great. | |
| So, there's two clips back-to-back of a senator. | ||
| The first one, we're going to play 27, and then we'll play 26 after it, is, well, you'll see what he says, but... | ||
| He's saying he'll shut the government down, and then the other one... | ||
| Is him saying, you know, for national security, we've got to have this USAID crap. | ||
| Oh, you mean the tens of millions on transgender sex changes for cockroaches? | ||
| By the way, I'm not kidding. | ||
| You thought shrimp on treadmills $15 million was bad. | ||
| Oh yeah, that was paid. | ||
| $15 million to document how shrimp run on treadmills. | ||
| Pull the video, type in shrimp on treadmills. | ||
| It's everywhere. | ||
| It's everywhere. | ||
| Oh, you think that's bad? | ||
| How about sex changes for cockroaches? | ||
| Now, at L, $167 million for a sustainable school in Afghanistan, and it's literally a rotting concrete building built a few years ago that's already collapsing that probably costs $50,000 to make. | ||
| $167 million. | ||
| Now, you know that money went over there and came back over here, and we know who it went to. | ||
| So reporting on the possibility that some USAID recovery fund sent to Afghanistan might have gone to what has been called ghost schools has been public since at least 2015. | ||
| This isn't new and it's idiotic to pretend that $167 million went to building one school. | ||
| It's believed that Hamid Karzai's government had inflated the number of schools and students that were being held by the recovery funds and that the U.S. government either didn't know or didn't care to know that it was exaggerated. | ||
| If I had to guess, probably because Karzai was a critical ally in the Bush administration, they're carrying out of the war on terror. | ||
| I'd be curious who Alex thinks is in charge of Afghanistan right now, though. | ||
| I wonder if he... | ||
| I wonder what he thinks. | ||
| The good guys? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| So no one is studying sex changes in cockroaches. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, obviously. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| This is silly, dumb shit. | ||
| But I do think that there was a problem with the funding for the shrimp on treadmills. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And if I have to be totally honest, it's that one of the line items was for headbands. | ||
| You know, like for sweat. | ||
| Shrimp don't need headbands. | ||
| No. | ||
| They're underwater. | ||
| They're underwater. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| That is absurd. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was waste. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, I mean, they were, like, all stamped with the university name on them, so they were pretty stylish. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I get that it was more of a branding for the school thing. | ||
| It was more of a pride. | ||
| It's a little bit like Letterman jackets, you know? | ||
| Shrimp don't need those either. | ||
| They don't have arms. | ||
| No one needs Letterman jackets, buddy! | ||
| Right. | ||
| So, because of the revelation of all this wasteful spending and all this shit, the globalists have been shot. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| They're dead. | ||
| No! | ||
| But they just don't realize it yet. | ||
| Is that how it works? | ||
| In movies. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You understand how seismic this is? | ||
| I mean, it's like those old Western movies. | ||
| I meant to have the crew find it. | ||
| You know, classic clips in hundreds of movies where they have the draw in the showdown at high noon. | ||
| And the bad guy gets shot, but doesn't really understand. | ||
| He just stands there and goes, and that's the moment we're at where they've been shot politically. | ||
| I'm using that as an analogy. | ||
| I mean, they've been shot. | ||
| A great example would be The Godfather, where Michael Corleone shoots the police captain. | ||
| In the forehead, and he just, for a minute, like... | ||
| Is that a great example? | ||
| That's very realistic for people that don't know. | ||
| So, they're already shot between the eyes, and this pause you're seeing is before everybody realizes it, and they go bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. | ||
| Are we going to go ba-blang? | ||
| That's really realistic, though. | ||
| The way that movies dramatically reveal that someone's been shot is very true to life. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The other side of that is the samurai duel, where the samurai, you see them both run at each other real fast, and then one of them hits the end of the sword, and the other guy falls down in two pieces, right? | ||
| Yeah, that's not how it really works. | ||
| No, but in real life, when those two... | ||
| Samurai run at each other. | ||
| There's often a time cut. | ||
| Real life it happens and people don't realize that. | ||
| It takes a while. | ||
| This is a stupid person. | ||
| It's very stupid. | ||
| It's very dumb. | ||
| It's very dumb for so many reasons. | ||
| And that he can deliver it with the confidence of a man who's like... | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| I'm gonna blow your mind. | ||
| You know when people are on stage and they're acting for the back rows? | ||
| They're really giving it up. | ||
| That's such a realistic depiction of someone having a heart attack or someone who's been poisoned. | ||
| It's just so real. | ||
| I mean, it's amazing. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It is... | ||
| They study people dying for weeks before the show even opens. | ||
| Just a really... | ||
| Fucking idiot. | ||
| What a moron. | ||
| So, Alex has some new scandals about Biden conspiring with Poroshenko out of Ukraine. | ||
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Sure. | |
| This isn't new. | ||
| And to Alex's credit, he does eventually say that this is old, but he's acting like it's new when he starts talking about it. | ||
| I got audio! | ||
| A Biden talking to Poroshenko in Ukraine when Trump first got in, he's telling the Ukrainian president, listen, if Trump's going to get sophisticated pretty quick, and he's going to figure out how this works, so you don't want to ask Trump for more aid, we're going to give it to the IMF and World Bank, and they'll give it to you, because if he looks, he's going to ask where the money went, because that's what he does. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| He's going to get the reports, and it's over for us. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| Yes, Mr. President, we will not ask for any money from Trump. | ||
| Good, because believe me, we're all going down if you do that. | ||
| And that's why they went and tried to impeach Trump later and stuff, because Trump is literally in there working his ass off for you, going down everything. | ||
| It's on the list. | ||
| I'll get to that coming up next hour. | ||
| It's just incredible audio. | ||
| So that's not true. | ||
| This was a 2016 call between Biden and Poroshenko that was leaked in 2020 by a Ukrainian politician who was associated with Rudy Giuliani, who was Trump's lawyer. | ||
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Sure. | |
| It didn't work as an election stunt in 2020, so it's been rehashed a few times on social media, but it's really pathetic for Alex to cover it like this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's very sad. | ||
| Yeah, that's in the past. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Leave it there. | ||
| But maybe it's new. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| And maybe the fact that these things are coming out are, that's a sign that people are turning on the globalists. | ||
| Do you mean that the things that have come out is a sign that people are turning? | ||
| Yeah, but what if, it's kind of like if it's, you know, if it feels like it's happening now, then it's people turning on the globalists. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Like Darth Vader. | ||
| But why didn't they turn on the globalists then, when it happened? | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Okay! | ||
| Do you know Darth Vader? | ||
| I do, I've heard of Darth Vader. | ||
| He turned good at the end, right? | ||
| How did he do in Godfather? | ||
| He died and then went... | ||
| So yeah, Darth Vader is basically what we've got. | ||
| We've got a bunch of Darth Vaders who are turning on Palpatine. | ||
| And of course you've got to love how Biden and Newland and all of them are on the phones. | ||
| They never deny these tapes are real. | ||
| They admit they are. | ||
| Who do you think is recording it? | ||
| Who do you think is releasing it? | ||
| A lot of times there are people that are sick of it. | ||
| Because not everybody in the government is corrupt. | ||
| They're sitting there watching this. | ||
| And realizing the whole country is going to finally collapse. | ||
| We're at that point. | ||
| So a lot of people kind of went along with it forever. | ||
| At the very last moment, this is going to destroy everything. | ||
| And it's literally the analogy of Darth Vader. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| Palpatine is about to sell him out. | ||
| Already tried to get his son to kill him. | ||
| He wants Luke Skywalker to be his new apprentice. | ||
| And he's killing his son who refused to kill him. | ||
| And he's like, why am I doing this? | ||
| And he grabs Palpatine and kills him. | ||
| Like, why would anyone go along with this? | ||
| It screws everybody. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| That's why you've had a revolution and new elites come in and try to block the globalists because it's self-preservation, people. | ||
| That's why this revolution's so real. | ||
| Every actuary, every war game showed the globalists causing total nuclear war and they were building bunkers everywhere and trying to tell their own establishment, well, that's okay. | ||
| We'll emerge as the controllers. | ||
| And they're like, we're never going to survive in these bunkers. | ||
| There'll be a bunch of survivors. | ||
| They're going to come kill us. | ||
| Want the medicine and food. | ||
| Our own security people will kill us. | ||
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Have you idiots not done an actuarial study on this? | |
| The first thing your security in a bunker, when the whole world's destroyed, is going to do is kill you. | ||
| They'll be in charge instantly. | ||
| Because you just turned the world into a lawless warlord zone. | ||
| And you guys really aren't warlords. | ||
| You're multi-generational, inbred, blue-blood, Ivy League, educated idiots. | ||
| So I'd like Alex to cite the actuarial studies he's referencing about how security forces will always take over the globalist bunkers. | ||
| Very strange. | ||
| I get how he's decided that it's always going to happen that way because he's a big, smart boy who knows that physical strength always wins the day, but... | ||
| He's claiming there are a bunch of studies here, so let's see him. | ||
| Also, as I said earlier, it wasn't a Darth Vader archetype who released that call between Biden and Poroshenko. | ||
| It was Rudy Giuliani's friend, Andrei Durkacz. | ||
| Poroshenko came out in 2020 and said that it was part of a Russian operation. | ||
| Durkacz was a member of the Ukrainian Party of Regions, which is a pro-Kremlin party. | ||
| His dad was also a former KGB officer, and as a child, Durkacz attended a, quote, KGB-run school in Moscow, according to Newsweek. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| He's been formally accused of treason by Ukrainian authorities and has fled to Russia. | ||
| That would be a smart move. | ||
| So basically a Darth Vader. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not... | ||
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Who's turned good. | |
| That's not quite what I would say. | ||
| I'd say that's probably more like a... | ||
| Darth Vader, who narrowly avoided the explosion of the Death Star, and then went back to Emperor Palpatine. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| To then make a new Death Star. | ||
| Also, you know when, like, Darth Maul gets cut by that lightsaber? | ||
| I do. | ||
| That's really what happens with people. | ||
| With a lightsaber? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Which is one of the hidden secret technologies that Trump is going to release. | ||
| You know what? | ||
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I wonder if that would make it worth it for me. | |
| I don't think so. | ||
| I doubt it. | ||
| I doubt it. | ||
| It would be a good moment. | ||
| And then it would be like, oh no, this isn't worth it. | ||
| For me, personally, somebody with a tremor, I think it's probably a bad idea for me to have an infinite power super weapon. | ||
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Infinite power! | |
| That can chop anything. | ||
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Power! | |
| That can chop anything into little pieces. | ||
| But, you know, the tremor is interesting because that also implies that, like, you shouldn't have telekinesis. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| Unless it's not about, like, what your hand is doing. | ||
| If that's just showing off. | ||
| Like, if the brain is what's doing the telekinesis. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know, like, I always think about that with, like, Superman flying, like, with his hands in front of him. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| He doesn't need to do that. | ||
| No, he doesn't need to do that. | ||
| No. | ||
| But, I mean, that's, I guess, aerodynamic, and it also keeps bugs from getting in his eyes. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think it's for looks. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| And that's the same with telekinesis, I think. | ||
| I mean, I think there's a little bit to be said about you gotta do a little show. | ||
| Otherwise, people are going to feel like you're not doing enough, you know? | ||
| People like a little show. | ||
| I'm just coming around on the idea that I would trust you with telekinesis. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Even with a tremor. | ||
| I will say this. | ||
| Lightsaber, no. | ||
| You can probably do telekinesis if you are just a brain in a jar, according to most movies I've seen. | ||
| You mean actuarial studies? | ||
| Well, well, I mean, potato, potato. | ||
| If you allow a telekinetic brain in a jar into your globalist bunker, it will take over. | ||
| Oh, that's a good point. | ||
| We know that. | ||
| If you put one inside the body of another man, you're crying. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Only if it's in the stomach, though. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Which is a very weird place for you. | ||
| Yeah, you know what? | ||
| I don't need to get into it. | ||
| So, Trump is going to go to the Super Bowl. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And Alex is really excited about this because he's going to get a bunch of USA chants. | ||
| But they're going to be the good kind. | ||
| It's Super Bowl Sunday, 2025. | ||
| And President Trump's going to be at the Super Bowl, and I predict he will be met with standing ovations by 90% of the crowd chanting, USA! | ||
| And it won't be some mindless pro-war neocon USA, USA, USA. | ||
| Is that how they say it? | ||
| It will be USA to secure our sovereignty, to secure our liberties and freedoms, to secure our economic future. | ||
| So Alex has already said that he thinks the Super Bowl is a distraction and bread and circus shit. | ||
| So why is he celebrating the idea that Trump is the first sitting president to attend one? | ||
| Shouldn't that be a huge red flag? | ||
| Like maybe Trump wants to associate himself with the bread and circuses? | ||
| Like the one who's providing that to the masses? | ||
| It is strange. | ||
| It's like those Roman guys who did the bread and circuses. | ||
| There was like the one guy at the top of the thing. | ||
| Who was like, I need to distract people from how bad I am. | ||
| In Rome. | ||
| In Rome. | ||
| It is interesting. | ||
| Later, Alex will literally compare Trump to Caesar. | ||
| Right! | ||
| But... | ||
| We'll get to that when we get to it. | ||
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Great. | |
| So there's an interesting thing that's at play here, though, where Alex says that the USA chance that Trump will get aren't the mindless neocon USA chance. | ||
| They'll be representing something bigger and smarter and better. | ||
| It's remarkable how he can just take something that's exactly the same on the surface and change its meaning to serve his purposes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's the gift of lying and narrative propaganda. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I will admit there's a difference between the USA chants of, like, you know, Rocky II. | ||
| Versus Rocky IV. | ||
| There's a big difference. | ||
| You feel it more in Rocky IV because they convinced the Cold War to end. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, and there's a difference between the USA chants at a Bush rally and at a Kager. | ||
| Yeah, there is pretty significant differences. | ||
| Yeah, there's an ironic streak that runs through one of them that has lost its irony over time. | ||
| But yeah, I don't... | ||
| Anyway, Elon Musk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Was he doing great today? | ||
| He's cool. | ||
| I believe. | ||
| And he's doing things that Alex should be against, but he's cool. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, Elon Musk didn't just spend 200-something million on Trump. | ||
| He spent billions. | ||
| Great! | ||
| Double paying what X was worth. | ||
| Now it's worth well that because he does everything he touches turns to platinum. | ||
| Why is he spending $40 million to educate the public about Doge on the Super Bowl tonight? | ||
| How does that... | ||
| Who did he buy off there? | ||
| That was supposed to be Bernie. | ||
| Did he buy off the NFL? | ||
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No, he wants to talk to you. | |
| He's talking to you, the boss. | ||
| Bruce? | ||
| To give you a report on what he's doing for you. | ||
| Tony? | ||
| Because a rising tide rises all ships, and he told the global government for him two years ago. | ||
| He said... | ||
| All of us rich people have nowhere to spend our money if you destroy civilization and don't have growth. | ||
| Your limits to growth deindustrialization plan is insane. | ||
| See, Trump wants to be on top of a powerful, wealthy, successful, happy, safe thing. | ||
| And so does Elon, and so do I, and so do you. | ||
| Because they're not kleptocratic psychos. | ||
| They don't want poop maps for San Francisco. | ||
| They don't want human baby smuggling. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Elon Musk spending $40 million in Super Bowl ads exposing government waste found by Doge. | ||
| My goodness, that is terrible. | ||
| Don't you tell the public about fraud you found. | ||
| God, this is... | ||
| I'm telling you, that is nasty. | ||
| I apologize for backing Musk. | ||
| $40 million in ads exposing crime and fraud to try to get you your money? | ||
| Will our roads fall apart? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I got conned by most folks. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was a rumor that Musk had bought millions of dollars worth of Super Bowl ads to disseminate anti-USAID propaganda, but that wasn't true. | ||
| Alex is crafting this narrative that him doing that would be a good thing in advance because his job is playing preemptive defense for the elites. | ||
| He's fallen for a social media thing that he knows would look bad and Musk would take heat for, so he's doing his best to make sure that this doesn't hurt Musk's image with his audience. | ||
| Because he knows that it should. | ||
| He's supposed to hate the Super Bowl and think it's like bread and circuses shit. | ||
| A billionaire unelected oligarch buying ad time to push his personal political message during the bread and circus should be a really suspicious thing for him to be doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Which is why Alex is really defensive about this immediately. | |
| Like it hasn't even happened. | ||
| It's not true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The thing about it is that... | ||
| It could be true. | ||
| Which is the big problem. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It is very believable. | ||
| That is the problem. | ||
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Yep. | |
| If it was ridiculous to imagine someone doing that, we would all have a much better day than if we were like, he could probably do that shit. | ||
| He's crazy. | ||
| I relate to a world where it feels impossible. | ||
| And I remember existing in that state before. | ||
| I would prefer that world. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It feels a lot less dumb. | ||
| It never existed, though. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| Maybe it just felt like it did. | ||
| Too many kings. | ||
| Too many kings out there. | ||
| So, we have one last clip here from the ninth. | ||
| And it's Alex making what I would describe as an amazing prediction. | ||
| Hashtag Alex Jones is right. | ||
| He's a psychic. | ||
| They're like, well, we'll prosecute their kingpins and we'll go after a bunch of them. | ||
| There will be thousands of indictments in the next few months. | ||
| Mark my words. | ||
| I bet you, because this is like the Justice Department and the federal court, I would, because they want to get it right, though. | ||
| They could do it next week, hundreds, but within 90 days, I predict they're going to hit a lot of low levels, too, because those are open and shut. | ||
| People just sending money right in their bank account. | ||
| I predict 5,000 indictments of low levels, but they've got to get the big kingpins right, because they're going to have a bunch of lawyers. | ||
| And I predict, because all the little ones will just plea bargain. | ||
| I predict 100 kingpins are indicted within 90 days. | ||
| You heard it. | ||
| 5,000 minions will be indicted. | ||
| 100 kingpins within 90 days. | ||
| Mark the date. | ||
| And then you'll start seeing indictments, I would predict, within two weeks. | ||
| And it'll just rack up, rack up, rack up. | ||
| So far, um... | ||
| How we doing? | ||
| Not that high. | ||
| Might be close to zero. | ||
| I just, you know, the QAnon thing? | ||
| Boy, it's never gonna go out of style. | ||
| Never. | ||
| This is perhaps one of the only true advantages to being a bit in the past. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that we can hear him say something like this and assess, like, you are just talking shit. | ||
| You're just making this up. | ||
| And you pay no consequences for it. | ||
| I can think of zero situations where pulling the number 5,000 out of your ass is not complete bullshit that you're just randomly pulling out. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| I can think of one situation. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Jellybean counting contest. | ||
| I feel like there's never 5,000. | ||
| That's always way too high. | ||
| And the reason that you guessed it is because you pulled it out of your ass! | ||
| It could be a huge jar. | ||
| It's always like 1,200. | ||
| It could be a huge jar. | ||
| Or like 3,000. | ||
| But it's never 5,000. | ||
| Nobody would ever put something that 5... | ||
| It's too round a number! | ||
| It's a bullshit number! | ||
| I wish I could tell you that I had an experience in my life where I successfully guessed the jelly beans at 5,000, but I have not. | ||
| Never done it. | ||
| I've never successfully guessed anything. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That's one thing that I wonder if it still exists. | ||
| I feel like I used to encounter people wanting me to guess jelly beans. | ||
| I did! | ||
| I do recall you would go to stores. | ||
| Just regular stores. | ||
| And there would be a jar of jelly beans. | ||
| And they'd be like, put a little guess on the paper and we'll give you a... | ||
| I feel like... | ||
| I'm not a kid anymore, so I don't know. | ||
| Maybe I just don't notice it. | ||
| But I feel like we've lost the count of estimating and winning a jelly bean. | ||
| I mean, it wasn't the greatest of games. | ||
| No. | ||
| But I miss it. | ||
| So, we come to the 10th. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And now Alex has experienced the Super Bowl. | ||
| I don't think he has. | ||
| He hasn't watched it. | ||
| He never watches the Super Bowl. | ||
| He watched a little bit of some stuff. | ||
| Like Trump getting cheered. | ||
| And now it is time to declare this the Trump Bowl. | ||
| Great. | ||
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We are now into day 20. Just about to be day 21. Great. | |
| I'm the second administration of President Trump, and things are going way better than I thought they possibly could, and they need to, because we face total collapse if we're not successful working together. | ||
| This is the rebirth of the American Republic, and the No. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
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And then the national anthem. | |
| Meanwhile, Taylor Swift got massively good and she did believe. | ||
| Take that Swift. | ||
| They have totally woken up and are revolted by them. | ||
| They know who they are. | ||
| A parasitic death cult. | ||
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An enemy of humanity and freedom and peace and prosperity. | |
| I don't really care to litigate whether or not Trump got mostly cheers or boos at the Super Bowl, because who cares? | ||
| It's a dumb crowd-sized type argument that doesn't really mean anything. | ||
| What really does matter, though, is how much Alex is just doing hero worship content at this point. | ||
| It's difficult to stress how, like, pathetic this looks, and how I would feel the exact same way if this was Anderson Cooper or Rachel Maddow doing a dramatic monologue about Obama getting cheered at some event like he's Caesar. | ||
| It doesn't matter what this is. | ||
| It happens to be about Trump and I oppose Trump but that doesn't matter. | ||
| The problem is this behavior. | ||
| It's so unbecoming and pathetic and worm-like. | ||
| I mean, I think... | ||
| I think everybody agrees that the president has to do terrible things. | ||
| Generally, I think that's the underlying current of American society. | ||
| The president's going to do some evil shit. | ||
| I think that a lot of times you want to put that into a box of the world involves really difficult decisions. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But either way, I don't think any president should really get cheers. | ||
| It's not a job that should get you cheers. | ||
| Yeah, it's strange. | ||
| And to be a president who, like, intentionally puts themselves in positions to get reactions like this, like him going to UFC events. | ||
| It should be, like, the number one sign that this guy should not be president. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Seems like he might be in it for the wrong reasons. | ||
| Humility might, and I'm going to throw this out there, might be an under-accounted-for problem in the United States history. | ||
| I think you're right. | ||
| I think that's correct. | ||
| I want to move this slightly from Trump himself onto Alex. | ||
| Very humble. | ||
| Well, humility aside, this kind of behavior is really, really sad. | ||
| Yeah, no, it's fucked. | ||
| In the same way that him understanding the games that he's called out in the past that the media plays and then he's just doing them himself. | ||
| In the same way that that's indicative of like... | ||
| Him being a higher level piece of shit. | ||
| This does too. | ||
| Like, he knows. | ||
| He's supposed to be the guy who's like renegade, rogue, all this kind of stuff. | ||
| And he's like, oh, it's the Trump Bowl. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What? | ||
| Yeah, that's horrifying. | ||
| Dude, idiot. | ||
| I think generally, and I think this is something that I suspect, right? | ||
| Whenever we hear about how they used to worship... | ||
| A guy, like a Mesopotamian as a god, you know? | ||
| A living god. | ||
| I think a lot of us have this kind of underlying sense of like, yeah, but they didn't really actually believe that shit, right? | ||
| Because he's just a guy, right? | ||
| But this is what it would look like! | ||
| I think it is. | ||
| I think, well, I don't know enough to speak confidently, but like... | ||
| This is, in effect, the same thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And a lot of people don't, like, look at Trump as a god incarnate or anything, but it barely matters. | ||
| It barely matters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There could have been a lot of cynical people in past civilizations who didn't look at the leader as, like, a god-made flesh. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| And the effect would be the same. | ||
| Still gotta say he's god. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is fucked. | ||
| Yep, this is fucked. | ||
| So thankfully, Trump is around, and he's doing such great stuff, and he's doing the Trump Bowl. | ||
| And that means that the day after this, the 11th, is going to be Alex's best birthday ever. | ||
| You know, I don't mind my birthday, but I haven't really cared about it since I was about 12. I was too busy already starting to chase girls. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| But I got a few toys on the birthday. | ||
| You know, that was okay. | ||
| Maybe a new bike every five years or something. | ||
| But I tell you, tomorrow... | ||
| If things are still going as good as they're going now, and they could kill Trump any moment, that's why I brought the Julius Caesar parallel, and I'm not hoping that happens. | ||
| In fact, it's the opposite, obviously. | ||
| But if things are still going good tomorrow, because every day is special, every day is important, things are accelerated right now, we're in the quickening, it'll be the best birthday of my life. | ||
| February 11th, 2025. | ||
| In the year 2025, there is a historic battle taking place on the surface of the earth. | ||
| Between the forces of globalism, the depopulation death cult, and the forces of Team Humanity, led by President Trump and Elon Musk, humanity is coming back from the brink of total destruction. | ||
| Now that's not some trailer for a movie. | ||
| That's not fantasy. | ||
| That's reality. | ||
| And truth is way cooler than fiction. | ||
| That's not a movie trailer, but I'm very intentionally doing the movie trailer voice. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Happy birthday! | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Hope it's worth it. | ||
| I can't imagine, regardless of what your political beliefs are, I just can't imagine being on a team and then seeing that it's led by Elon Musk and Donald Trump and being like, this is a great idea. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Even if I agree with them politically, those two guys, no. | ||
| Especially having the 30-year career of being the kind of guy who's throwing a spanner in the works. | ||
| The guy who's like, no, fuck you, I'm against Bush too. | ||
| The guy who has that as his entire branding. | ||
| Being like, I fall in line with Trump. | ||
| You just can't look at yourself anymore. | ||
| No! | ||
| I can't imagine. | ||
| Not those two! | ||
| You have no spine. | ||
| Brutal. | ||
| So, the Super Bowl. | ||
| Trump Bowl. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| That's pathetic! | ||
| So, you watched the halftime show, I assume? | ||
| I saw it. | ||
| Pretty good show. | ||
| Sure, it was a great show. | ||
| It was pretty in-your-face. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that it was making a lot of statements. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| One of them that I didn't take away from it was A Celebration of America. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think Alex did. | ||
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Okay! | |
| He might have seen Red, White, and Blue. | ||
| I'm liking that. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And just decided that it was A Celebration of America. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| Well, well, well, well. | ||
| What do we have today? | ||
| A lot. | ||
| We have incredible developments on the ongoing legal, lawful, constitutional operation to retake control of the federal and local state governments by our populist army of Spartans. | ||
| We have the globalists attempting at every level to sabotage culturally, economic, spiritually. | ||
| We have Trump turning the Super Bowl emblematically from the globalist, DEI, cut your son's penis off ritual to a vibrant pro-America rebirth. | ||
| And you see the puppets, the actors, who just go which way the wind blows their entire lives, decades, 50 years in the case of Harrison Ford. | ||
| Serving the establishment, suddenly he's a big patriot. | ||
| Why, suddenly the American flag's okay. | ||
| Yeah, so he thinks that this was all a celebration of America. | ||
| Harrison Ford was in a Jeep commercial. | ||
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Yep. | |
| That I guess Alex liked. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| He's going to get a little bit more into Kendrick later. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| But I think the American flag thing in particular is notable because A lot of people in right-wing dipshit spaces on social media were posting about the American flag symbolism in Kendrick's halftime show and Samuel L. Jackson being Uncle Sam. | ||
| There was misrepresentations and sort of misunderstanding of some of the points of the art that was being put on that was being misinterpreted as... | ||
| Deeply patriotic. | ||
| And I think that Alex has fallen for a bit of this. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I would actually say that it was deeply patriotic, but not for the same reasons. | ||
| I can think of nothing more American than being paid millions of dollars to spend millions of dollars on a dance to tell people that America's bad. | ||
| That's the most American thing I can do. | ||
| Fuck you, Drake. | ||
| That's the most American thing I can think of. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| God bless us, everyone, except Drake. | ||
| Fuck that guy. | ||
| He's a Canadian. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Now I'm going to say USA! | ||
| USA! | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Yeah, see? | ||
| Jimmy Brooks. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| I didn't even like Austin Powers. | ||
| Before we get into any of the stuff about the specifics, Alex has a big legal scoop. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Big story that broke last night that everybody was saying, well, maybe it's a rumor, maybe it's not true. | ||
| No, it's true. | ||
| Sworn criminal complaints, multiple ones, filed in Pennsylvania by law enforcement and witnesses saying that the governor was involved in the stand-down and trying to get Trump killed. | ||
| Well, those are sworn criminal complaints. | ||
| Doesn't mean people have been convicted. | ||
| But we have it all. | ||
| It's been filed. | ||
| It's multiple ones. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| And I know the investigators on the ground, Hagman and others have been there the whole time. | ||
| They're from there, and he's got investigators around the country. | ||
| The sub has been involved. | ||
| And yeah, I knew the first day I said there's a stand down. | ||
| Yeah, so this was something that was going around on right-wing social media, but it's just meaningless attention-baiting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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In Pennsylvania, literally anyone can file a criminal complaint, so it very well may be true that someone filed this complaint against Governor Shapiro, but it doesn't mean that there's any veracity to it. | |
| The person who filed that complaint has been identified, and she's provided zero evidence of any claims. | ||
| Additionally, the DA in Butler County has said that Shapiro has not been charged, and they're not Yeah, I imagine not. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just stupid social media shit. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| It's like in a video game where there's very clearly like you can do all kinds of stuff, you can do all this stuff, but then there's just the like, you can press A really, really, really fast and it might win. | ||
| Like, come on, man, you gotta fix that whole just anybody can file a criminal complaint thing. | ||
| That's just waiting for somebody to go, ooh, you fucked up! | ||
| Well, it still has to go through the DA's office. | ||
| Sure, but now everybody knows. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I mean, one of the articles that I was reading about this was, like, it talked to, like, a legal professor or whatever. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I was like, yep, this happens from time to time. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Thankfully, not much. | ||
| Like, well. | ||
| Well. | ||
| You ready for some? | ||
| Well. | ||
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Get ready for some idiots to exploit that. | |
| Oh, well. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| So, we get to Kendrick's show. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And Alex believes that this was exposing the pedophiles in Hollywood. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Kendrick Lamar, and I'm going to get to this next hour, how the Super Bowl became the Trump Bowl, the populist bowl, the anti-globalist bowl, got up and at halftime... | ||
| With Samuel L. Jackson dressed up like Uncle Sam and sang a long song that's a number one hit, as you know. | ||
| Long song. | ||
| I know about that. | ||
| Exposing the PDD Drake groups and openly calling them out as pedophiles. | ||
| And they knew what song he was going to play and the NFL backed it. | ||
| Now, can you imagine that a year ago? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's on, folks. | ||
| Like Donkey Kong. | ||
| It's on like Donkey Kong. | ||
| It's on like Donkey Kong. | ||
| I think it was about Drake. | ||
| It was mainly about Drake. | ||
| It was entirely about Drake. | ||
| It was famously about Drake. | ||
| It's one of the most famous things that's ever been about Drake. | ||
| I think that this is really... | ||
| Bizarre. | ||
| Because, you know, obviously we're a little bit removed from it, but, you know, around the time, I guess it was a little bit, you know, before the Super Bowl. | ||
| The Super Bowl was a little bit of the, like, revisiting the experience of that beef. | ||
| Oh, amazing. | ||
| But that was everywhere. | ||
| That was something that was, like, everybody was talking about Drake and Kendrick. | ||
| They were going back and forth. | ||
| Until there was only one direction and it was very bad. | ||
| Stop! | ||
| Please stop hurting me! | ||
| Please, you're good at this and I am not! | ||
| But I think that there's such a huge cultural context that Alex is completely ignoring and seems unaware of. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the fact that he thinks that the halftime show was one long song. | ||
| Is also a little bit dumb. | ||
| Saying a long song. | ||
| Saying a long song. | ||
| He's exposing the P. Diddy Drake network. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| He's talking about Drake. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You heard an entire arena of people sing probably A minor together. | ||
| It was the most... | ||
| Together America has ever been, I think. | ||
| I don't want to tease this, but later we will hear Alex deliver that line. | ||
| Oh my god, of course! | ||
| Because that's how together America is! | ||
| Kendrick made something so perfectly hateful of a guy who's a real piece of shit that the entire country is fine with it. | ||
| But I think that there's something that is perfect about that and Alex's relationship with it. | ||
| Because like... | ||
| It is the platonic ideal of hating. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| It's perfection. | ||
| It's as good as it can be. | ||
| And when you're someone like Alex, you're like, fuck, I gotta use that somehow. | ||
| Can't not. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I have to apply it to my purposes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex starts trying to claim that... | ||
| He probably might have... | ||
| No, he's trying to claim Not Like Us as like an anti-Klaus Schwab song. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But let's move on to what the bad guys are trying to block. | ||
| I think the globalists are happy at Hollywood. | ||
| Pedowood. | ||
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That... | |
| Now there's... | ||
| Rapper up there saying... | ||
| What do you say over and over again? | ||
| We're not with them. | ||
| We're not them. | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| They not like us. | ||
| They're pedophiles. | ||
| They rape kids. | ||
| They're evil. | ||
| They want to hurt you. | ||
| They're not like us. | ||
| They're not like us. | ||
| That's what I've been saying. | ||
| They're not like us. | ||
| We know you're evil, globalists. | ||
| Tell the public, they're not like us. | ||
| They're not like us. | ||
| They're not like us. | ||
| Klaus Schwab, not like us. | ||
| King Charles, not like us. | ||
| Barack Obama. | ||
| They are not like us. | ||
| There's a double meaning to that. | ||
| They not like us. | ||
| There's a double meaning to that. | ||
| Excuse me? | ||
| Yeah, there's a double meaning. | ||
| Excuse me? | ||
| There's a riddle. | ||
| You specifically chose Obama and said there was a double meaning to the words they not like us. | ||
| Yeah, well, he was saying that they not like us means that they don't like us and they're not like us. | ||
| They're not similar to us. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The globalists. | ||
| I think he was just pointing out that Obama's black. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, look, there's a triple meaning. | ||
| I think he forgot Kendrick's name there for a second. | ||
| Rapper. | ||
| I like that he forgot the name of the song. | ||
| We're different, people. | ||
| We're unlike others. | ||
| We do things different. | ||
| No, I don't know what the name of the song is. | ||
| And it's a swing to bring Klaus Schwab into it. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| One of the things that makes... | ||
| Meet the Grams was about Klaus Schwab. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Alexander Soros. | ||
| It would make more sense. | ||
| It would make more sense to choose those other songs because part of what makes Not Like Us such a transcendent piece of hate is that it is so specific. | ||
| It is universally specific, which is an impossible thing to pull off that he did. | ||
| Everyone hates Drake now. | ||
| It is just how it works. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it exists in the context of those other back and forths, those tracks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Meet the Grams was fine, but it could be about Klaus Schwab. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The Grams? | ||
| The Grams! | ||
| Yeah, he's... | ||
| Doesn't he sing to Drake's son in Meet the Grams? | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, Drake's son is also a metaphor for Klaus Schwab. | ||
| I'm sorry he's your dad. | ||
| It's metomony. | ||
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It's fascinating that Alex, like, I think it's exactly what he should be doing, though. | |
| You know, like, his audience doesn't know anything about Kendrick. | ||
| They don't know anything about this, so he can repurpose it and just try and, like, pirate this, the meaning of this song and everything. | ||
| Anyway, he might have written it. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
| Alex could have just written this song, honestly, spiritually. | ||
| They not like us. | ||
| They don't like us, and they're not like us. | ||
| Over and over again. | ||
| They're not like us. | ||
| And then you listen to the lyrics. | ||
| I've heard the song a little bit about it, but when I didn't watch it last night, but I researched it when I got up at 4 a.m. | ||
| And then I was like, let me read the lyrics of this. | ||
| In fact, print me. | ||
| I know it's a 20-minute song. | ||
| Let me read the lyrics. | ||
| The full one is. | ||
| It's 20 minutes. | ||
| Get me the lyrics for it, please. | ||
| I'm going to cover it next hour. | ||
| The full song is 20 minutes. | ||
| It looks like Alex wrote it. | ||
| I mean, if you really break down those lyrics. | ||
| It does track. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| When I was listening to GNX, I was definitely thinking, it's either Kendrick or Alex. | ||
| Those are the only two people capable of really nailing this one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, fucking Problems was, ironically, Drake. | ||
| True. | ||
| A $AP Rocky. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 2 Chainz. | ||
| Alex Jones. | ||
| There were four of them. | ||
| On Reincarnated, when Kendrick says that he is essentially Billie Holiday. | ||
| That could have been Alex, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Those are the two that make... | ||
| Yeah, it makes perfect sense. | ||
| High power. | ||
| I see Alex writing his own hieroglyphs, building his own pyramids. | ||
| I mean, maybe swimming pools. | ||
| That's as close as I'm going to give you. | ||
| So, Alex, you'll get back to these lyrics when someone prints them out for him. | ||
| But in the meantime, he's got to pray. | ||
| But this is a hell of a time to be alive. | ||
| We're going to go to break here in just a few minutes. | ||
| I just think it's also important for everybody to take a few minutes just to thank God that... | ||
| He's taken us through this and worked through us and given us discernment to have had the incredible successes we've had in the last few years that are intensifying and waxing greatly right now. | ||
| So thank you, God, and thank you for my family and thank you for the crew and thank you for the audience that are our family and thank you for all the info warriors and thank you for President Trump. | ||
| And thank you for Tucker Carlson and Elon and just everybody. | ||
| This is such a great time to be alive and to be able to see who the good people are, who the bad people are. | ||
| It's the separation of the wheat from the chaff, the pewter from the gold, the goats from the sheep. | ||
| It's an amazing time. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I am beyond excited about this for a whole bunch of reasons. | ||
| Because people love these collectible, limited edition, made in America, minted in America coins. | ||
| They not like us. | ||
| They not like U.S. Mint. | ||
| They not like U.S. Mint! | ||
| He's praying and then trying to sell coins. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, it really feels on the nose. | ||
| I don't know how more on the nose you can be anymore. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think he should just do it. | ||
| Just straight up go to a temple and start changing money, for God's sake. | ||
| Or just start the Church of CMOS or something. | ||
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Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Just turn this into a church already. | ||
| Just do it. | ||
| Just do it. | ||
| So these new coins that Alex has, I think they seem a little disrespectful. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| It's a win-win for everybody. | ||
| The new limited edition coin, overhead shot please, is here. | ||
| The tip of the spear, InfoWars. | ||
| Veterans limited edition fundraiser coin. | ||
| And this is not for our veterans of the armed services. | ||
| It's for them, too. | ||
| If you've been fighting the tyrants and speaking out and voting and donating and praying, you are a veteran of the globalist bioweapon attack COVID and the shots. | ||
| You are a veteran of the stolen election in 2020. | ||
| Many of you are J6 veterans being demonized. | ||
| You've all been called deplorables. | ||
| You've all been called garbage. | ||
| You are veterans of the second American revolution, the Info War. | ||
| So I don't care to get too involved in some kind of like the soldiers are the true heroes kind of shit, but I do think that this sales pitch is offensive to people who have served. | ||
| The U.S. foreign policy goals aren't something that I always want to support, but the choice to enlist often comes at the risk of being killed in service for the country. | ||
| When you're a veteran, especially like if you've been in combat, it means that you've had to make that choice at some point, or horrifically in the times of the draft, that choice was made for you. | ||
| Holding that in some kind of esteem, I think might be healthy for society, even if you keep distrust in place of the system itself. | ||
| Alex is trying to equate serving in the military with not wearing a mask or being called a name on Twitter. | ||
| It's pretty weak stuff. | ||
| And if I were someone who took service seriously, I would be pissed off at how he was minimizing the sacrifice that I was I just kept coming back to this thought of, like, I have no respect for the military and I respect... | ||
| People who served more than Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, this is beyond disrespectful. | ||
| I mean, it is like the answer to the question. | ||
| Okay, how do we trick people into thinking that maybe they're donating to veterans while at the same time not running into legal problems for lying to people? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And how do we get people to engage in... | ||
| Real light stolen valor. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| But not to feel like they're doing anything wrong. | ||
| No, I'm not going to help veterans, but I do feel good about myself for buying this coin. | ||
| And I'm going to call myself one because I got called the name on Twitter and that makes me a veteran of the Infowar. | ||
| Yay! | ||
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Yeesh. | |
| Pathetic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, we had a big balls contest. | ||
| Right! | ||
| We did! | ||
| And I think that this might be the payoff of it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And by the way... | ||
| This next thing is in the mail for markets. | ||
| I'll be wearing one on air tomorrow. | ||
| It arrives at like 3 p.m. | ||
| Maybe even says 3 p.m. delivery. | ||
| I had to do it. | ||
| They already got them made. | ||
| You go to the yellowshowstore.com. | ||
| Big balls, red hat with 47 on the side. | ||
| But, listeners wanted it, so we did it. | ||
| Biggest balls. | ||
| Limited edition ball cap fundraiser as well. | ||
| So, big balls and biggest balls. | ||
| The left thought that would discredit us. | ||
| It blew up in their face. | ||
| Absolutely insane. | ||
| What a fun memento, and it funds the operation. | ||
| A great-looking hat. | ||
| Only a short time later, and I feel like this is deeply overcommitting to a dumb joke that, like, already is irrelevant. | ||
| I wonder if, like, even now, as we're recording this, if a lot of people in his audience would remember what Big Balls was. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know if they would. | ||
| No idea. | ||
| Meh. | ||
| No clue. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| Okay, I ask you this question. | ||
| What would you rather wear? | ||
| Not that. | ||
| A Three Wolf Moon t-shirt or a Big Balls hat? | ||
| The shirt, because I could put something on over it. | ||
| You can't put a hat on a hat. | ||
| Alright, that's cheating the game of would you rather. | ||
| Well, you didn't specify. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| But there's not really a way to... | ||
| Conceal a hat as well. | ||
| Unless you put another hat on top of it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Thus, making a hat on a hat. | ||
| Which is the joke that I just made. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So you're putting a hat on a hat. | ||
| A hat on a hat, yeah. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep, yep. | ||
| I think there'd be less stigma with the shirt. | ||
| Even if I just had to wear it. | ||
| I think now it's been reclaimed to be an awesome shirt, too. | ||
| Hasn't it? | ||
| Isn't everybody like, I remember how cool those three world moon t-shirts were. | ||
| As somebody who's been walking around his... | ||
| Daily life generally with a pinky ring. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I understand what it means to be self-conscious of, like, attire choices. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| I can't imagine what response I would expect from people if I was wearing a Biggest Balls hat. | ||
| Like, I would think I was the most antisocial person in the world because I was trying to fuck with people before they even had an opportunity to process who I was as a physical entity in the world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it's... | ||
| I think I would never do that. | ||
| Do you really want to wear that shirt that says female body inspector? | ||
| Is that really what you want to do, sir? | ||
| Because I don't think you do. | ||
| Do you want people to treat you like someone who's wearing that shirt? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because they might. | ||
| I feel like we have to... | ||
| Yeah, there's an issue if you want to look like that. | ||
| You're trying to elicit the reaction of people that they would have towards someone wearing a big balls hat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Don't do that. | |
| What are you doing? | ||
| You're weird. | ||
| Go home. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex rambles a bit and then discusses how he's kind of covered the news. | ||
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Fair enough. | |
| This victory over tyranny is so much sweeter because we paid for it in blood and guts. | ||
| Lord knows, huh? | ||
| And tweets. | ||
| A lot of you did. | ||
| Blood and guts. | ||
| I told you. | ||
| I mean, got rich. | ||
| Only made our resolve stronger and awakened something in me that I had. | ||
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Purposely suppressed. | |
| It was good, but it was so strong that I didn't allow myself to really do what I'm starting to do now. | ||
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God told me to do it. | |
| So I am. | ||
| I need an adult? | ||
| It's almost, like I said, embarrassing to... | ||
| To dominate the enemy. | ||
| It's almost like a form of pride. | ||
| And so you hold back and don't really turn your full will against evil. | ||
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*Groans* | |
| Here's what I'm going to do. | ||
| I'm only into stack two. | ||
| And I've got a bunch of these clips are letting there. | ||
| But also, at the same time... | ||
| I want to take a nap. | ||
| If I don't properly talk about each one, it's not... | ||
| It's not super effective. | ||
| It's effective, but... | ||
| To understand each little nuance of what they're doing is key. | ||
| I don't really see other people fully getting it. | ||
| Nor are you. | ||
| That felt unsafe. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That really... | ||
| I didn't like any of that. | ||
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No. | |
| I didn't like any of that. | ||
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I am a wolf who has become untamed. | |
| Please don't say any of that. | ||
| Honestly, I would rather that if he was screaming that stuff instead of just sort of like... | ||
| Very angrily but slowly muttering it out. | ||
| If it gets you to stop playing clips like that, I will wear a Biggest Balls hat. | ||
| If that's what it takes. | ||
| I will not make this deal. | ||
| But I will offer you as... | ||
| Don't wear a Big Balls hat because of this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But... | ||
| I will offer you the greatest gift that I could offer a person. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And that is a clip of Alex reading some Kendrick Lamar lyrics. | ||
| That actually is great. | ||
| I'm very grateful. | ||
| The biggest emblematic thing of the night, and there was still some turds in the punch bowl we'll get to coming up, of DEI ESG crap, was Kendrick Lamar. | ||
| And he didn't support Kamala. | ||
| And then you got Samuel L. Jackson out there with him, letting everybody know he's not on the Globals team. | ||
| And then, of course, he put out this song exposing P. Diddy and Drake, and they said they were going to sue him over it. | ||
| This is before P. Diddy got raided and all the rest of it. | ||
| You know, what did Kendrick Lamar know through the grapevine? | ||
| So we got some background here. | ||
| We can all agree we don't want to hear any more struggle music from Kendrick, especially after his silence on endorsing Kamala. | ||
| What? | ||
| So you can say he did endorse her, he didn't endorse her. | ||
| Now continuing, somebody said years ago, Lord forbid the homie got wet, so we try and soak it in the president is black, but you can't vote for skin. | ||
| You vote for the better man. | ||
| Come to your show. | ||
| Come to our show. | ||
| You can see the diversity, unify the people. | ||
| They're going to peep it in university. | ||
| Now let me actually get to what he said and did. | ||
| Last night. | ||
| This guy has rhythm. | ||
| I didn't know what I was going to hear. | ||
| I think that lived up to it. | ||
| He has an intuitive understanding of meter. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| If there's anything that I got from that, it is that this man has the soul of a poet. | ||
| I think when Alex screamed along with move, bitch, get out the way, I think that's a little bit easier than a lot of Kendrick's Verbal patterns. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So it sounds really stupid. | ||
| Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. | ||
| That's doable. | ||
| Barely. | ||
| Yeah, barely. | ||
| So yeah. | ||
| Boy. | ||
| Do you want a little more? | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| I never wanted to stop. | ||
| Okay, so here's some of... | ||
| I want a dramatic read. | ||
| Do you remember No Riffin' Griffin? | ||
| You remember the past? | ||
| Oh boy, that was a long time ago. | ||
| I choose not to. | ||
| That was a long time ago. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I don't have any Sammies for you. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say. | ||
| But I do have one more clip of Alex reading Kendrick lyrics. | ||
| But then you got the Democrats, on the other hand, they're still fighting and they're going to try to defend all this corruption and all this stealing and all the crimes they've committed. | ||
| And so it's just going to blow up in their face that much bigger. | ||
| Say, Drake, I hear you like I'm young. | ||
| You better not ever go to cell block one to any bitch that talked to him and they in love. | ||
| Just make sure you hide your little sister from him. | ||
| They tell me Chubb's the only one that get your hand-me-downs and party at the party playing with his nose now. | ||
| And Baca got a weird case. | ||
| Why is he around? | ||
| Certified lover boy. | ||
| Certified pedophiles. | ||
| Why you trolling like a bitch? | ||
| Ain't you tired? | ||
| Try and strike a chord and it's probably A minor. | ||
| And the crowd is singing it with him at the Super Bowl. | ||
| We have that coming up right when we come back. | ||
| It's honestly remarkable the way that Alex takes the joy out of a minor. | ||
| I don't know how you do it. | ||
| I don't know how, maybe we're just dealing with something that really is, he got gassed when he was underneath that house. | ||
| You know, because that's, it feels so human to be like, ah, this is how you read a thing written by other humans, and that does not feel human. | ||
| No, and I think that it speaks to just like a complete unawareness of the material, of the source material. | ||
| I would be surprised if he's even listened to the song. | ||
| Could have. | ||
| He clearly... | ||
| Seems to think it's more about P. Diddy than it is. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Very clearly. | ||
| I think that if you exist in the world through the last year, it's impossible to not know the A minor thing. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| If you've been in a store, if you've been walking down the street, someone's playing it from their car. | ||
| It has happened. | ||
| Yes, he won five fucking Grammys for it. | ||
| It's impossible to imagine Alex reading this that staccato. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you remember that uncontacted tribe? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The last guy that they killed, they were like, it's probably a minor! | ||
| That's what they did. | ||
| That's how obvious it is. | ||
| Everybody knows it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the reason I think that the audience is, like, they yell that along is that there's a cathartic kind of, like, thing. | ||
| Of hating Drake. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And Alex is delivering this with none of that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's why it's weird. | ||
| I think he's very clearly unable to understand the double entendre. | ||
| I think he's thinking... | ||
| I was wondering about that. | ||
| I think he's just thinking he's probably saying it's probably a minor. | ||
| He does not understand that it is also a riff on the chord a minor. | ||
| Thus making that minor... | ||
| Minor... | ||
| You know, that kind of thing. | ||
| That's why it is effective. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, there's... | ||
| So he only gets the pedophile part of it. | ||
| He doesn't get the other word play. | ||
| That has to be it. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| Do you think he knows who Chubbs is? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think I just want to hear him say all the names. | ||
| Just a long list of Alex Jones trying to understand why people are named thusly. | ||
| Or just reading the whole 20-minute song. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I want him to say a long song, Dan! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know if it's possible to get anything more amusing than that. | ||
| That's pretty good. | ||
| I think it's pretty fucking great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Look, every year we get Alex doesn't like the Super Bowl. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We always get that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's a really kind of a rare thing for someone like Kendrick Lamar to be doing the halftime show and for Alex to try to claim his very scathing and critical of America performance as being a pro-Trump, anti-Klaus Schwab exposure of P. Diddy. | ||
| It's pretty funny. | ||
| Not least of which because we all have this, before it happened, and I still have it, or had it, of like, is he going to play the song? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We all live in America. | ||
| We all live in a space where we assume to some extent that this is put on by Disney and ABC. | ||
| It's inappropriate. | ||
| And there's going to be lawyers or adults in the room somewhere going like, you can do this, but you can't do this. | ||
| All of that stuff. | ||
| And then it would be an act of rebellion for Kendrick to, Actually go through with it. | ||
| And no, it was totally sponsored. | ||
| Everybody was fine with it. | ||
| They joined it! | ||
| Roger Goodell was like, probably, hey, fuck Drake! | ||
| Like, it was crazy! | ||
| The thing that I thought about was, like, I thought for sure that they would do the song. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I thought that the A minor would probably be in it, but, like, it would be toned down slightly in terms of, like, saying Drake's name. | ||
| Hey, Drake! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| It's such a crazy thing that happened. | ||
| And Alex misses the forest for the trees entirely because he doesn't really care about what's really happening. | ||
| It's just what way is it useful to him? | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| No, it goes back to the become a plumber, become a farmer, become an artist with talent. | ||
| These are things that are useful for me. | ||
| Not you just enjoying yourself playing a game. | ||
| And shitting on Drake. | ||
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Goddamn. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| We all have that. | ||
| At the very least, when society crumbles, we'll all be able to look back and be like, we had one moment. | ||
| We had one good run. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It was that. | ||
| No, and it was Alex reading the lyrics of Not Like Us. | ||
| Chubbs. | ||
| Not Like Us. | ||
| Not Like Us. | ||
| They are not like us. | ||
| So, we'll be back with another episode, but this was quite a thing. | ||
| Perfection. | ||
| Until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I am the mysterious professor. | ||
| Woo! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Woo! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Woo! | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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