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#1019: February 6, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan listen to a very focused episode where Alex discusses how USAID paid his employees to be racist and how cool Elon Musk is.

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Main voices
a
alex jones
18:25
d
dan friesen
41:46
j
jordan holmes
19:00
Appearances
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
h
harrison smith
00:15
p
pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
It's time to pray.
donald j trump
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding us.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your word.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What are you talking about today, buddy?
dan friesen
Why don't you go first?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is it's my third wedding anniversary.
dan friesen
Hey, look at that.
jordan holmes
I'm very happy to be married.
dan friesen
Jordan, the wife guy.
jordan holmes
I am the wife guy.
I'm very delighted by you.
I was thinking about it.
We're not doing anything tonight.
We've got anniversary plans and stuff.
dan friesen
Wait, I'm taking you away from your anniversary to record this?
We could have scheduled.
jordan holmes
No, but this is where I'm about to go somewhere.
You're interrupting the part where I'm pre-explaining this.
dan friesen
I'm very self-conscious now.
jordan holmes
No, you're fine.
We're not on the day, people.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
We've got plans.
Based around our anniversary.
But the day itself, we're nappers.
It's the beginning of spring break.
We're just taking naps.
dan friesen
You're more hand grenade than bow and arrow.
jordan holmes
Yeah, not our style.
dan friesen
It's vague.
Whenever around there, we celebrate it.
jordan holmes
Right.
But yeah, and then I was kind of thinking about why I'm a little bit anti just going out on those kind of days in general.
Just like anniversary.
Emceeing.
I spent too many years.
Being like, hey, do we got any anniversaries or birthdays?
Who traveled the furthest?
You know, all that stuff.
dan friesen
That's true.
They spent ten years making fun of the idea of people being somewhere for their anniversary.
jordan holmes
Celebrating a thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
At a place.
dan friesen
That makes total sense.
I would give you an aversion to...
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Whose anniversary is it?
Not us!
Stars, asshole!
dan friesen
Never will be.
unidentified
Never!
jordan holmes
He'll never catch me!
dan friesen
I'll be sleeping.
jordan holmes
What's your rice clap?
dan friesen
I guess I could...
I have a couple things.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
One is that pinky ring life continues.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I got a haircut the other day.
jordan holmes
With the pinky ring?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so I'm reviewing now for you the experience of getting a haircut.
jordan holmes
With the pinky ring?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
All right.
unidentified
How was it?
dan friesen
For the first time.
It was pretty normal.
jordan holmes
Pretty normal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Pretty normal.
jordan holmes
Was there anything abnormal on the day?
dan friesen
Well, I had this thought.
This is the only thing that's at all abnormal.
And that is that, like, I wonder if when you're going in to get a haircut, the person sort of...
It sums you up.
jordan holmes
Does a full...
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
What kind of haircut is this person going to want?
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And does the pinky ring change the calculation in this person's mind of what kind of haircut they're going to give me?
jordan holmes
All right.
Interesting.
dan friesen
I don't think it affected anything, but I had that thought and I've never had that thought before, which means nothing.
I like that.
jordan holmes
I like that.
You know what?
Actually, here's a thought that I had on top of that thought, right?
My first instinct with the barber is they probably don't look at your hands.
You know what I'm saying?
Here's who does.
Here's who would look at the pinky ring and go, oh, shit's changed.
Shoeshine.
Shoeshine boy in the 1950s looks up, sees the pinky ring, and goes, oh, I'm not going to look up any further.
dan friesen
Well, there's a couple of good pieces of news.
One is it's not the 20s.
jordan holmes
It's not the 20s.
dan friesen
Two, I have never gotten my shoes shined.
jordan holmes
You've never gotten your shoes shined?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
Is there a place to get your shoes shined?
dan friesen
Probably downtown, yeah.
jordan holmes
Like a shoeshiner guy?
dan friesen
I assume.
Downtown's full of stuff.
It got crazy shit.
jordan holmes
Chicago!
It's an amazing place.
dan friesen
They have, like, you can smash a penny.
jordan holmes
That's true.
If you can smash a penny, you can get your shoeshine.
dan friesen
There's got to be a shoeshine person.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
And then the second thing is just perfunctory.
We play in Assassin's Creed.
It's a lot of fun.
jordan holmes
Amazing.
Love it.
dan friesen
The new one.
jordan holmes
It's fantastic.
dan friesen
Right.
Shadows.
Fun times.
jordan holmes
It's great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever...
Like, pieces of media I've ever interacted with.
It's just gorgeous.
dan friesen
And one of the things that's so great about it, and I don't know if you've experienced this, but, like, really, I think what makes it good is that it's so woke.
jordan holmes
It's the wokest thing I've ever seen.
dan friesen
Every time I'm playing it, I'm just like, fuck, this is woke.
jordan holmes
I feel so liberal.
Yeah, it feels great.
It feels great.
dan friesen
I think that my experience of it is the world feels a little bit sparser than I want it to be, but that's also not a terrible thing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm not running into an adventure around every...
I think they had that kind of idea, you know, when you did Odyssey, everywhere you went, there was just a thing.
jordan holmes
There was just a constant thing, and if you grabbed a treasure chest, you know, it was a collectible nonsense, and you got caught in that loop.
Here, you can just...
Go, you know?
And maybe there's something, maybe there isn't.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that that's probably good because you've now also created a landscape where if you want to add content, there's all these places where shit could fit in.
So I see the possible benefits of it, but yeah, it's a lot of fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, great.
dan friesen
Anyway, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about February 6th, 2025.
Good times.
Such a good episode.
jordan holmes
Is it?
dan friesen
Nope.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
But we'll talk about it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
In a second.
But first, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, y 'all are too smart for Alex's dumbass.
More of Tucker's annoying voice.
KF Plays in Peoria, Illinois.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
We'll get there.
Next, I've finally been able to contribute something to your cause after listening for a couple of years.
We met in London and chatted Lovecraftian horror and the sorry fact my little brother's name is Alex Jones.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
So sorry.
That is a Lovecraftian horror.
jordan holmes
That is, yeah.
dan friesen
Next, Andy in London.
You've been my friend for 20 years.
Now you're moving to the USA.
I just wanted to say thank you through your friendship and that from now on you really will be Andy in Kansas.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
All of the United States is Kansas.
jordan holmes
Man, moving from London to Kansas is rough.
dan friesen
I don't know.
There's some decent stuff in Kansas and probably some...
Shitty stuff in London.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
You could go from the bottom of London to the top of Kansas.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And it might be an improvement.
So also we've got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
So thank you so much to Muppet Merle Haggard.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
Call home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
So we're continuing our path through the Trump second term.
And I would say that if you had to choose one word to describe Alex through this period that we've observed, what would you say he's been?
jordan holmes
I want to say bootlicker as a compound word that still fits within the brief.
I think I would go with that.
dan friesen
What do you think about the word focused?
jordan holmes
Focused?
Strong disagree.
dan friesen
I agree.
I agree.
I think he has not been focused, but thankfully he is today.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Sweet.
alex jones
Okay.
Is outperforming my wildest dreams at an accelerated pace.
jordan holmes
Bootlicker feels right.
alex jones
That is dizzying.
All right.
I have gotten in the zone today because there's so much news.
It's also incredibly important.
I have a tendency with each.
Big story to try to connect it to everything because it's all connected and it just makes the top of my head blow off.
I've been doing okay.
Doing a B plus lately.
Most people think I've been doing great, but I don't.
I'm going 100 today.
I'm getting a total A plus.
I am massively prepared to chronicle all the good things that are happening, how the enemy's striking back, and then to drill into the genius of what...
Trump and his advisors are doing.
dan friesen
See, I think that this is actually probably what Alex should be doing.
At the beginning of the show, there's that part that doesn't go out on the radio stations that's just sort of throwaway for him.
He should use it for affirmations.
He should just look at himself in a monitor and be like, I'm so good at this.
jordan holmes
Pump himself up!
Absolutely!
dan friesen
I'm fucking focused today.
unidentified
I'm gonna get an A+.
dan friesen
There are no spiders.
jordan holmes
Do some Gene Hackman speeches from Hoosiers.
dan friesen
I was thinking more L. Ron Hubbard.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
There are no snakes in front of your bed.
dan friesen
Somewhere in the middle between Gene Hackman and L. Ron Hubbard.
jordan holmes
You do not masturbate too much.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is where we'll find Alex.
I think it's good.
I hope he lives up to it.
Of course, he does not.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But he's talking a little bit about the USAID conflict, which is that Musk is trying to basically get rid of it, and other people are saying, no, don't do that.
alex jones
Right.
And, of course, the biggest news, which if you're a listener, you already know this, and a lot of you knew before you ever tuned in to me, there's been a real CIA coup since 1963 when they killed Kennedy.
But now in the USAID documents alone...
We have the multiple impeachments funded against Trump illegally.
That's total election meddling.
What they claim the Russians are doing with no evidence.
And it is a coup against the 2020 election.
Massively involved there.
Massively involved in pushing lies and disinfo covering the Fed's direction.
All of it.
And so these are multiple CIA coups against Trump and the American people in our...
Election integrity.
Now, I've been saying that forever.
I've been saying that yesterday and said that the day before, specifically with headlines.
But now it's mainstream knowledge.
It's all over the news, and the Democrats are saying, yeah, well, Trump's a bad guy.
We did that.
Sending money to Ukraine, directed by the CIA, through USAID and other groups, back to the Democratic Party, back to the corporate media.
And then back specifically to Democrats and lobbyists to direct the propaganda and the mechanics of multiple impeachments, but particularly the fake Ukraine impeachment that failed, and then massive election meddling in 2020, and then ongoing into 2024.
dan friesen
So now that USAID is the bad thing that all the cool kids are attacking, you start to see it's getting blamed for all sorts of old conspiracy talking points that don't really have a good villain face.
The 2020 election one here is perfect, since blaming Dominion or the other voting machine companies, it comes with the possibility of giant defamation lawsuits, and the other options that they've tried to pitch just really haven't been all that compelling.
Alex has no USAID documents that he's pretending to base this coverage on.
He's just seen a bunch of idiots tweeting stuff and formed a storyline out of that.
He's going to need to do a whole lot better in order to justify the claims that USAID was behind overthrowing the 2020 election and leading multiple impeachments.
But we'll see.
Maybe he said he's focused today.
Maybe he'll try.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, here's what I would say.
I feel like he should just go for it.
Right?
Like, where he's at now in the timeline.
Defame everybody.
You know?
Like, go hard.
If it's USAID, nobody's coming after you.
The government owns the, you know, they're gone.
You know, no worries there.
If it's Dominion, come get me, Dominion.
dan friesen
I think Alex is as close to not giving a fuck about that as anyone has been.
Because, like, I think you have these companies.
And they do business.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And so they are afraid to do things that have shown to be easily prosecutable.
jordan holmes
Bad for business.
dan friesen
Whereas Alex is a shithead.
No business.
And has no boss.
jordan holmes
No business.
dan friesen
And just sells CMOS.
And so I think that, yeah, if anyone would be fine with keeping up the Dominion stuff, it would be him.
But at the same time, he's like...
That's not going to gain traction with a lot of people.
It's not a fun game you can collaborate with other people on.
Whereas, like, pointing, like, ah, USAID did it all.
Everyone can play it.
jordan holmes
I guess, you know, I think maybe the thing I'm thinking is, if it's me, I would actually begin to cheer Alex on if he was like, Join the club.
If that was his new philosophy, like, I'm going to spearhead defaming literally everybody, because what are you going to do to me?
dan friesen
If he said that part, that might be tough to play back in court.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one will be tough.
dan friesen
If you are on air saying, I'm going to spearhead the movement of defaming everybody.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, that'd be hard.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but I mean, what is the law going to do?
dan friesen
Clearly, something.
So, I think that Alex does try to get into some specifics about this impeachment stuff.
alex jones
I mean, each little factoid I'm giving you is a whole story, obviously.
That's why it's hard to cover it.
It's just so devastatingly amazing.
Look at this.
Bombshell.
Michael Schellenberger exposes shocking U.S. aid and CIA connections to Trump's impeachment.
Yeah, that's a CIA-attempted coup.
And they were involved in all three elections trying to stop him.
2016, 2020, 2024.
Wait, USAID was involved in Trump's impeachment?
Yes, Town Hall.
And Schellenberger's published all it on X and on his substack.
We have it up on Infowars.com.
As well, and of course, you see all this, you go, wait, Alex, you've already told us all about this.
Yeah, you can read the New York Times and CNN 2017.
Alex Jones claims the CIA's illegal spying and running a slow-motion coup inside the administration.
And of course, it's all there.
And I name the names.
And so we're going to be going over that, and then we've got this incredible news.
This is the international angle of it.
Why would the CIA, that's USAID, that's just their funding mechanism, it's their payroll program, why would USAID give $68 million to the World Economic Forum?
Well, it's a NATO-slash-CIA-created group that's been made co-equal with the UN by a UN order a year ago to advise the UN.
jordan holmes
What does that even mean?
alex jones
Politicians and corporate leaders elevates them, puts them in as their operatives, penetrates the cabinets, and then they engage in covert coups over nation states.
So it's the same thing.
Soft coup, shadow coup, governmental coup, bureaucratic coup.
dan friesen
Stop saying coup.
Stop it!
So here we get to Alex attempting to get into more detail about this story that USAID was behind the impeachment, and it turns out it's just something that Michael Schellenberger posted on his sub stack.
But even still, we have no idea what Schellenberger's argument is.
If you're just listening to Alex's show, there is no context for this at all, which you need in order to assess information that you're being presented with.
What is this?
What did he say?
So, Schellenberger has suggested that USAID is mixed up in the Trump impeachments because one of the whistleblowers who alleged that Trump was trying to pressure Zelensky to investigate Biden cited a source called the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project.
The OCCRP has been a long-standing critic of some of the current right-wing's favorite people like Putin, Viktor Orban, Bolsonaro, and Trump.
They've also received some funding from USAID.
They're not fully funded by USAID, nor is there any evidence that this money they did receive affected their content, but this is what the claims that Alex is making are based on.
A source that was cited in a report by the whistleblower in the impeachment case received some funding from USAID, therefore USAID was basically running the impeachment.
This is thin stuff, and that's why Alex is hiding behind not getting into the specifics, because the case is dumb.
And then Alex moves on to someone else tweeting about USAID giving money to the World Economic Forum.
And he has some fascinating ideas about how it's meant to get enough money to take over the world's governments.
So interestingly, in 2017, the WEF published an article discussing their use of investment from USAID.
So that was a while ago.
That was like eight years ago.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
It was about how this money wasn't income.
It's USAID investment in projects that are run by the WEF.
Right.
For instance, there was a $13.3 million payment for a project aimed at helping smaller farms in sub-Saharan Africa and at job creation in the region.
In the first three years of that program, they estimated that 10 million small farms gained contracts thanks to the project and over 88,000 jobs were created from it.
Another project USAID donated to is the Global Alliance for Trade Facilitation.
This is a WEF-helmed initiative meant to enable less developed countries to modernize their trade abilities, so they're able to handle the logistics end of a lot of that stuff on their own without third-party companies.
companies and from other countries need.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
This includes things like investing in digitalization of some border processes, particularly like in landlocked countries, where it's really hard to move cargo through.
This project in particular has been wildly successful, since the investment needed is fairly small, and the benefit to the businesses in these countries is really high.
So USAID investment in it makes a whole lot of sense.
Anyway, if any of these people were curious about why USAID was giving money to the World Economic Forum, they could look into it themselves and get the answers, or they could just post fake curious conspiracy bait on Twitter and keep being idiots like this.
Which is preferable.
jordan holmes
The thing about it is, like...
From what I understand, I've been in areas close to the grant writing business, that kind of thing.
And it is a business.
There are people who have turned writing proposals for grants into an entire job.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a job you can have.
jordan holmes
The whole thing.
Everything that they give money to starts with...
Writing.
There's all kinds of things where people explain why we need this money, how much we need, and then the USAID people talk about it and they do the thing and then there are dinners and people...
Everything's in writing like three times over.
If you want to know the answer to this, it's actually all very straightforward.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's the false curiosity that I'm just asking questions is based in.
It's like you're not asking questions, you're not curious at all.
jordan holmes
Right, and not even that, but like...
The general ethos of the thing is just, we have a bunch of money for projects that cannot be made by private industry.
It's just not complicated.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
And, you know, in that entire architecture, is there some stuff that's probably fraud and, you know, going to the wrong places?
In some instances, sure.
But that doesn't mean everything is.
jordan holmes
If you want to get rid of fraud, cool.
dan friesen
Get rid of everything.
jordan holmes
Give all the money to that.
To whomever.
dan friesen
Or just get rid of all money.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Do that, too.
I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
Can't have fraud with no money.
Uh-oh, barter fraud.
jordan holmes
I mean, if that's what we're going to do, like, find me a charity that doesn't have a couple of checks gone the wrong direction.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's a risk of organization, basically.
Anyway, the World Economic Forum.
Why are they getting that money?
Why are they doing it?
Why is the USAID doing it?
Maybe Harrison Smith knows.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
I'm going to drill into this more after the break, but I wanted to play a short 2-minute, 35-second clip from this morning because I thought that when I was watching it, the Harrison Smith on the American Journal did a really good job pointing this out nicely and succinctly.
We posted this on X at Real Alex Jones.
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dan friesen
Sweet.
alex jones
They fear the archive of our past shows.
They get stronger.
They don't just stay strong.
They're ultra green.
They're infinity green.
So here's his quick breakdown.
We'll go to break and come back with all of the other news and the death of the Democratic Party.
harrison smith
From Alex Jones on X. Why did USAID give 68 plus million to the World Economic Forum?
Because I'll tell you why.
USAID is a CIA front group funding the manipulation of governments and populations around the world, including regime change.
dan friesen
So if you're paying attention to what's happening here, Alex is taking time on his show to play a clip from Harrison's show where Harrison is covering something Alex tweeted.
There's no information here.
It's just cyclical.
It's like a one- or two-person circular human centipede.
jordan holmes
This is absurd.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Harrison's covering Alex's tweet.
Now Alex is covering Harrison covering that.
This is pathetic.
jordan holmes
It's great.
That's fantastic.
We have to fill time, ladies and gentlemen, and I have no standards.
dan friesen
The 24-hour news cycle is a problem with real journalists.
jordan holmes
It's a problem for all of us.
dan friesen
Alex's show is a problem for himself.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because it's the Twitter news.
jordan holmes
You don't have to.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
You don't have to.
dan friesen
None of this means anything.
jordan holmes
We gotta figure out how much money is worth.
It's so hard because you're like, yes, tens of millions of dollars is a ton of money, but also it is zero dollars in the relative world of the government, right?
Like, it is no money at all.
I understand we should care about that tens of million dollars.
Tens of million dollars is so much money, but also it's no money.
It is zero money.
It means nothing.
dan friesen
It's very difficult to...
To figure out how to exist in relation to that.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
The military's budget is all of the money, and that money is zero money.
dan friesen
Once it gets past a certain point, it's unimaginable.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't even think about it.
dan friesen
Speaking of money, I bought this Dr. Pepper Blackberry.
jordan holmes
I've been staring at it.
dan friesen
Why?
I couldn't not.
It was there.
I regret it.
Tastes like cough medicine.
jordan holmes
Makes sense.
dan friesen
Whoa, what a miss.
jordan holmes
Why would they make...
And zero sugar?
dan friesen
Yeah, I respect the attempt.
jordan holmes
Shoot your shot.
dan friesen
So, we need a theme song for this, but it's time for something Elon tweeted.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Every day.
dan friesen
Every day.
jordan holmes
Twitter needs to stop.
For a day.
You know like how TV used to turn off and just turn it off for a day at least.
dan friesen
Nope, we gotta know exactly what Elon was randomly posting about.
alex jones
Imagine what it's like for people that stuck with the Democratic Party and believe their lies who are actually decent people and they do exist.
They're brought up in it.
They're around it.
Their jobs depend on it.
They can barely pay their bills because they're not in on the scam.
They actually believe that...
The Democrat leadership really is trying to create prosperity, and then they see all the facts laid out to them and realize it was worse than they could have ever imagined, worse than Alex Jones said, and worse than Tucker Carlson said, and worse than Elon Musk said, and they realize, wow, we were on the wrong team.
And it takes courage to do that, but...
Once you make the decision, you realize it didn't take courage at all.
It was just being in reality, and that's how we heal.
So I saw a very powerful post that Elon reposted this morning.
I woke up at 4 in the morning, went immediately to Elon Musk, you know, greatest feed in the world.
Just is.
jordan holmes
Bootlicker.
alex jones
Like, that place is the best steakhouse.
That place is the best Italian.
I mean, it is.
I'm going to say it.
Celebrating our greatest warriors is a good thing.
And I am proud to do it and thankful and say prayers every day for Elon Musk and Donald Trump and America and for you and for my family.
Because the fight's still going on.
The enemy's trying to destroy me and shut this broadcast down.
Right now we have gigantic developments on that front that I'll get to later.
But this is Isaiah L. Carter.
I really want to get on the broadcast.
This guy is from the heart.
So much charisma.
And there's so many people like this that were deceived and to see them take the red pill and actually see the Matrix.
I'm the Morpheus.
Those of us that knew this way before, you're the Morpheus that's out there.
This guy is the Neo.
dan friesen
Wow.
So, it seems to me like Alex is replacing some of the traditional pillars of religious practice with Elon's Twitter account.
I was brought up to, you know, like, you start your day with a prayer.
But I guess Alex would rather look at tweets.
And that makes me think, like, okay, eventually, you're saying we should put Twitter out for a day.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But that leads me to worry that that would become, like, fasting.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It would turn into a tenet of the faith.
jordan holmes
Give us this day our daily tweet.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I gotcha.
dan friesen
And in order to really enjoy the tweets, you must go a day without.
jordan holmes
The Sabbath of Twitter.
I like that.
I'll take it.
dan friesen
I wouldn't put it past Alex.
So this Isaiah Carter guy was a dude who filmed himself complaining about the Democratic Party, which was reposted by Elon.
It's supposed to come off as a guy who's finally seen the light and realizes that the party he supported was bad and Trump is good, but it really just kind of feels like someone faking that.
Like, he drops a bunch of right-wing media talking points to the point where it really comes off as an attempt at branding more than anything else.
I left the left kind of stuff.
Basically, I don't believe that this person who throws around the kind of shit that he's throwing around in that video, I don't think he cared about left-wing ideas all that much.
jordan holmes
No, probably not.
dan friesen
Probably unsurprisingly, just after that video went viral, he launched a podcast called Appastate Radio, which I guess it's called that because he's a black guy who's an appastate because he left the Democratic Party.
I'm fine with anyone having whatever political beliefs they want, but I think this just comes off like a little bit inauthentic.
A little brandy.
Brandingy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
But it's so easy.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, I've thought about it, right?
Like, I feel like if I was on the brink of losing my home, I could just be like, oh, I'm on the right now.
And then...
That would at least pay for the next mortgage payment.
Somebody out there would be like, ah, here's enough to pay your next mortgage payment.
dan friesen
And I think the fact that you're saying this now probably would not jeopardize your ability to do that.
jordan holmes
No, not at all.
Not at all.
It wouldn't mean anything.
dan friesen
No, no.
jordan holmes
See how real it is now?
I said I would fake it then if I was where I am now, and that's how real it is.
Sure.
dan friesen
I think that somebody who actually was invested in a lot of the ideas of the left and then was like, holy shit, the Democratic Party sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They wouldn't immediately lose all connection to the left-wing ideas.
And just be like, hey, there's a bunch of...
He's talking about there's millions of illegal aliens in the country.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
You wouldn't just flip over to...
You'd probably start thinking about how deficient the Democratic Party is at representing left-leaning ideas.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
As opposed to just becoming a right-wing dude.
jordan holmes
No, the revelation is there is no left political party.
And then you go, ah, Malone.
And then you join the right wing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's what it seems like to me.
But Alex thinks this guy is right the fuck on.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
Everything he said is so perfect.
I mean, you use black people as mules as your mass to do all this.
To go have black people get a knee during the National Anthem?
To hide all their corporate stuff with black spokespersons?
And it came out in the WikiLeaks.
That in 2016, about six months before the election, Hillary's talking to the head of the psychology department at Columbia.
I think it's Columbia.
We've shown it many times.
And they say, listen, we're losing control of the public's mind.
And she says, what are we going to do?
And he goes, we need to go to escalate culture war.
And we need to really, really, you know, use the black community as the leading edge of that.
It's right there.
Look it up.
And there's a whole bunch of other ones where they're, I mean, and then you just, and they go have the corporate meetings and all of a sudden.
If you don't accept transgenderism, Black Lives Matter, you are a KKK member.
And then later, if you don't take shots or if you're against open borders, you are a white supremacist.
dan friesen
So Alex said I could look that up, like the WikiLeaks thing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And you can.
jordan holmes
You can.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's saying that there's an email with Hillary Clinton about how they need to engage in the culture wars and get black players in the NFL to take a knee and make everyone trans.
Escalate the culture war!
This came out in the WikiLeaks.
According to Alex, there's a full database of all of the...
jordan holmes
You have everything that came out in the WikiLeaks.
dan friesen
So in the real world, there was an email from 2011, which was declassified in 2015 from Cheryl Mills to Hillary, with the subject line, quote, segregation and harassment of women increases in Israel as ultra-Orthodox community moves into secular cities.
There were two incidents where women were harassed by ultra-Orthodox people in public, one who refused to move to the back of a bus, and the other was an 8-year-old who got spit at for dressing...
So that's where, you know, that culture war...
That's where it comes up in one of Hillary's emails.
The only other time the term culture war appears in Hillary's emails is a 2009 message from Sidney Blumenthal titled, quote, Latest Articles on Iranian Election Fraud and CIA Torture.
The words culture war appear in one of the copy and pasted articles that Blumenthal is sending Hillary, and the context of it is that Obama was inheriting a regime that was torturing people in carrying out the war on terror.
When he became president, he had to do something, but it wasn't clear how to proceed.
On the one hand, it made sense to form a commission so he could distance himself personally from the process, but he and his advisors thought even that could be seen as him going after Cheney and Bush, like he was trying to be vindictive.
The article says, quote, So these are the only two places where the culture war comes up in Hillary's emails.
But in the sake of being complete, I also looked through the DNC emails that WikiLeaks published, and there were eight of those that used the term culture war.
One was copy and pasted from a Wall Street Journal article that was talking about Pat Buchanan's 1992 speech at the RNC, which was titled Culture War.
Another was a copy and pasted op-ed from the Washington Post, which discussed Trump's ideological approach to fighting groups like ISIS and how it doesn't really make sense.
One is an email from someone named E. Walker, not addressed to Hillary or even Podesta, just some people at the DNC.
This was a bunch of notes that this person had taken watching a panel on the show this week featuring Matt Dowd, Donna Brazile, Cokie Roberts, and Bill Kristol.
In the notes, Dowd is said to have made the point, quote, focus on gun shows.
Huge culture war will be litigated in 2016 election.
I think this is what Alex is probably referencing.
jordan holmes
That would make sense.
dan friesen
Matt Dowd is all over the political map and was independent in 2016, but had nothing to do with Hillary's campaign or Columbia.
So I don't know if this works.
jordan holmes
Close enough.
dan friesen
So there's a fourth email.
There was someone passing along a transcript of the press secretary taking questions, one of them being about an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal suggesting that the administration's opposition to the North Carolina bathroom bills was, quote, an effort to start a culture war to drive voter turnout in November.
He replied that, quote, it's a curious observation by the Wall Street Journal that I don't think stands up to a lot of scrutiny.
One email was a Politico news blast with a bunch of links to their articles, including one headlined, quote, the right has been consistently losing culture war fights during the Obama era.
Another is a copy and pasting of a Politico article about how the GOP had set off an internal culture war over the North Carolina bathroom bills, with Ted Cruz calling Trump no better than the, quote, politically correct leftist elites because he didn't care enough about the issue.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The last two in this section, they were both Washington Post link roundups called The Daily Trail, which included headlines that included the term culture war.
So it seems like Alex is really just making this up and then pointing to a vague source that he calls the WikiLeaks.
This is basically what he does with every source that he cites, because he knows that the audience is never going to check or hold him accountable on any of this.
The hard part of his job, or the job that he pretends to have, which is a rogue truth-telling investigative journalist, the hard part is finding the truth and demonstrating it.
with sources.
In a genius move, Alex has eliminated this step of the process.
And as long as he can confidently point at what appears to be a source, enough people are tricked into thinking that he's proved something and he can keep the CMOS business open.
That's the whole game here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the WikiLeaks quote-unquote aren't really the WikiLeaks so much as they are like a vibe of information.
You know, like this feels very WikiLeaks-y.
dan friesen
It's a school of thought.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is the type of thing that if it's not in the WikiLeaks would be in the WikiLeaks should it be in the WikiLeaks.
dan friesen
It's another version of like it's been declassified, it's in the white papers, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
Oh boy.
dan friesen
So here's the thing.
Yeah.
USAID has done a lot of bad stuff.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
They overthrew the government.
That sounds true.
They stole the 2020 election.
unidentified
I recall that.
dan friesen
They tried to get Trump impeached.
jordan holmes
That sounds true.
dan friesen
And it sounds like, if you listen to this next clip, they tricked some of Alex's employees into being racists.
jordan holmes
That's interesting.
alex jones
And it ties into USAID and the CIA not just spending billions the last eight years, nine years.
They really got scared and put the big money in.
Or it was hundreds of millions a year.
Now it's billions.
into the corporate media to put out lies.
They spent billions to create the list at the universities and the think tanks to then go out to the government and the law firms and sue everybody and surveil everybody and debank everybody and kick conservative media off the air.
And I mean, infiltrate your employees, have PIs follow you around.
I mean, again, if I told you all, it would take the whole show, so I'm just not going to tell you.
It's been quite the experience.
I mean, every time I start thinking about it, so much pops in my head, I could go for hours.
It's been wild.
James Bond movie, except it's like retarded clowns you're dealing with.
And they'll go pay off an employee who's been here 10 years to go around the office and say, I don't like black people.
Start saying the N-word.
People are like, don't say that.
We're not into that.
And then you let the person go, and then they're in a newspaper attacking you.
That you were saying something racist, but they couldn't get it on tape.
I mean, these people are sick.
dan friesen
That is sick.
So I guess that the USAID paid Rob Dew to call Rob Jacobson the resident Jew at Infowars?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm assuming that Alex has uncovered that receipt that we'll now be able to see the payment for him to be anti-Semitic like that.
jordan holmes
It was not as expensive as you might think.
dan friesen
And I bet USAID paid Paul Joseph Watson to get caught in a recording saying, quote, I really think you should press the button to wipe Jews off the face of the earth.
And also, quote, I care about white people and not...
String of slurs.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Well, that was...
dan friesen
USAID probably did that.
jordan holmes
That was the cost of a dinner at Bennigan's.
USAID invited him out and they were like, eh, well, we got this one.
And obviously he took it from there.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, still payment.
jordan holmes
They never explicitly said anything.
dan friesen
Or, like, in the last few days, Alex's newly freed compatriot who was convicted of seditious conspiracy against the United States and released by Trump, Joe Biggs, he's been expressing some views that must be funded by USAID.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
He tweeted out, quote, I was blind, but now I see, and tagged Nick Fuentes and yay.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit.
dan friesen
Pretty obvious what that was about, but in case it wasn't clear, he later posted, quote, I think I know what the J stands for in Donald J. Trump.
A Nazi tweeted back at him, Jew, and Joe Biggs were posted saying, quote, ding ding, we have a winner.
So yeah, he's probably getting some checks from USAID.
This probably explains everything.
jordan holmes
Wait, so now, okay, so he's mad.
Because his sentence got commuted and he didn't get pardoned.
dan friesen
I think that's what's a little bit behind it.
He's mad at Trump for not giving him his VA benefits and his gun back.
jordan holmes
Felon.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I think he's a little bit mad about that, and he might be lashing out a tiny bit by turning into a Nazi.
Or he always was this, and now there's nothing left to lose.
jordan holmes
Now is a good time to do it, and maybe you can antagonize yourself into getting a pardon somehow?
unidentified
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Is that how that works?
Who knows?
dan friesen
It is interesting, because I do think that if he had just been pardoned entirely...
Then I don't think he would be having this revelation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think it would be.
He may have it, but it would not be about the J and Donald's name.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
I think the fact that it's going in that direction means something.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or, you know, maybe you got some USAID payments.
Wait, they closed.
Like, Musk would shut that down, so he can't.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a good point.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe all of Alex's people are bigots, and their entire industry is based on pretending that they're not, so they can insinuate themselves into normal society and Trojan horse their toxic ideas.
That's probably more what explains how all of his employees seem to end up being big old bigots.
jordan holmes
It's possible.
Why did he get the sentence commuted and not a pardon?
dan friesen
For fun.
jordan holmes
Right?
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Well, because I think that Trump, I mean, maybe not Trump, but people around him probably recognize these people are still fucking dangerous.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
We don't want them having guns.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
Now, I understand that thought process.
And in a certain sense, it does make sense.
But let me throw this at you.
These people are around guns whether they have a license or not.
Second point, you do not want people who have guns angry with you.
dan friesen
Let me just say why the first point is neither here nor there.
You don't care if they have guns or not, but you want to be able to arrest them.
If they do.
jordan holmes
Right, sure.
dan friesen
You want a good reason and a pretty easy way to take them off the street just in case.
jordan holmes
If you say they can't have guns, then yes, you can always go find them and they will have a gun and then you can arrest them.
That is also available.
That's definitely true.
dan friesen
These are people who tried to overthrow the government.
They stormed the Capitol.
jordan holmes
It would be very weird if they cared about gun laws now.
dan friesen
Right, but they also have shown themselves to have the capacity to storm the Capitol.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
If you are the people who are now in power and doing a bunch of stuff that's going to piss off the public, you probably want to keep them gettable.
jordan holmes
Happier!
dan friesen
Happier, but also gettable.
jordan holmes
That's not how you commute the Senate.
That's compromise.
Not going to work.
dan friesen
Okay, then I'm going to go a different direction.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Like I said initially, for fun.
jordan holmes
I mean, it does make sense.
dan friesen
Keep things interesting.
jordan holmes
Keep everybody on their toes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You never know what I'm going to do.
I'm Trump.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Ah!
dan friesen
Yeah, there's some bees over here.
I'm going to shake them.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
That makes far more sense than a well-thought-out reason.
dan friesen
Hey, there's these assholes who tried to overthrow the government.
I'm going to let them out, but I'm going to keep them mad.
jordan holmes
What if, what if, how about this?
What if I did this?
What if I commuted his sins but I didn't pardon him?
What if I pardoned everybody but this one guy and commuted his sins?
What do you think is going to happen?
dan friesen
Pass the joint.
Pass the joint.
jordan holmes
That sounds true.
dan friesen
So Alex talks a little bit about Doge.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And how it's real.
jordan holmes
The coin or the office?
dan friesen
The office.
It's always existed.
It's legitimate.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
dan friesen
And totally cool.
alex jones
And then you've got Robert Reich, the ridiculous former Clinton treasury official.
Economics.
Commie.
He's an admitted communist.
Putting out the hoax that it's illegal what Elon's doing.
I'm going to show you the actual executive order of the laws.
We got Tom Wren's great lawyer coming on.
Musk reposted his analysis of it.
And obviously Trump knew and Musk knew.
They had top lawyers write it up.
I mean, it's all totally lawful.
There's no question of it.
It's a government audit.
And it's not a new agency that Musk created.
They just...
Doge is just the name of what they call the group.
It was a federal agency already operating to deal with auditing and computer efficiency.
dan friesen
So this is an impressive lie for Alex Sattel.
Some lies are like, eh, this is, like, great.
This is bold-faced.
They're trying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The Department of Government efficiency did not exist before Elon paid Trump over a quarter of a billion dollars for the election and was compensated with a fake government entity that he can use to protect his businesses and rob all the public funds.
Trump did this all by executive order.
There's been no approval from Congress.
Doge has made a habit of releasing fraudulent and incorrect information about government spending, which is then amplified by Musk on Twitter, the social media platform that he owns.
This is a billionaire taking over the government and reforming it to serve his...
Yeah.
I think Alex would have supported the business plot.
jordan holmes
100%!
Of course!
You gotta kill FDR!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You gotta kill FDR!
dan friesen
I think 1,000,000% he wants...
That's the cake and eat it too thing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because it didn't work and all this, he can make a hero of Smedley Butler and all this.
But he would be into it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Why wouldn't you?
I mean, you saw that what happened if you allow FDR to do his whole thing, it's going to take you at least 80 years to then kill the president and install a dictator.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's going to take forever.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's true.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, Alex has figured out what the next moves of the globalists are.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And it turns out they're going to cyber attack Elon Musk, which is...
jordan holmes
Can I throw something out at you?
Because I think this might be true.
I don't know everything about the law, but in general, based upon his actions, he's doing illegal things, Elon Musk, right?
There are things that he's doing that are illegal.
It's not possible for you to do those things.
dan friesen
Well, I think that we've now entered into what's the definition of is.
jordan holmes
Right.
So I feel like if he's doing something somewhere that's illegal, there is probably somebody at like a low-level just inspector general or attorney general or like lower-level position who could be like, oh, I'll just file a warrant and then arrest him.
I bet they could do it, but you would have to do it.
dan friesen
Well, I think that definitely we've seen at this point probably wouldn't keep your job.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
For another day.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
You'd be fired, he'd be freed, but it would be fucking hilarious.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
And you probably could do it.
dan friesen
Well, that's not their plan.
jordan holmes
No, no it's not.
dan friesen
Cyber attacks.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
That's the way they're going.
jordan holmes
Alright.
alex jones
So, at the bottom of the hour, I'm going to explain what all the signs are, because they always pre-program what they're going to do to try to stop Trump, Musk, and us.
And some of the other things they're pulling.
And I'm going to hit one of their big attacks now, but I'm going to hit the key attack at the bottom of the hour.
They're going to launch a cyber attack on the government payment system and claim Musk did it.
Guaranteed.
They're probably already trying.
So I'll elaborate on that critical over the horizon information, but not too far over the horizon.
It's with their behavior and how they always try to prepare the ground.
They're prepping of it.
unidentified
We know it's It's important to understand how these predictions that Alex makes, they don't mean anything.
dan friesen
But they're designed to be defensive.
This is a good example of how that works.
Elon Musk is breaching all kinds of government systems, and we don't really know who's working for him.
They tried to claim that naming the employees of Doge was the equivalent of doxing them, and there's been a clear air of secrecy over a lot of the actions that they're taking.
Congress isn't overseeing what they're up to, and the courts can only react so fast, so this is an environment that is rich with danger.
Any one of the people who work for Musk could have nefarious intentions.
They could put a virus into these systems or just scrape sensitive data for any number of reasons.
Like, they could want to sell it.
There's all kinds of shit.
That's a scary possibility, but even without the need for any malice, we don't know who's doing stuff and what they're doing.
The potential for mistakes is high, and in this area, a mistake could be catastrophic.
For instance, Elon joked at a meeting with Trump that when they shut off USAID, they'd accidentally shut off programs that helped contain a current Ebola outbreak in Uganda.
It was just accidentally cancelled.
Musk said that they restored it quickly and that there was no impact, but that's been refuted by people in the field.
That's high stakes for a mistake.
Shutting off aid to contain Ebola could result in Ebola spreading further, which would be catastrophic.
And these kinds of mistakes are inevitable, because they're not really mistakes.
They're the unexamined but obvious results of the things that Trump and Musk are doing.
Alex knows that there's a pretty good chance of them doing something that causes massive social backlash, like taking down the Social Security payment functions.
And Alex needs a story ahead of time to explain why it's a false flag.
Alex's storylines are largely based in trying to preemptively pitch alternative explanation for things he's worried about derailing the extreme right-wing takeover of the country.
When he says that he's worried about the globalists that are going to do a big false flag racist car bombing, it's because he's concerned that if a big racist car bombing happens, it risks revealing to the center and the moderate types in this country just how bigoted the GOP has become.
It could be a wake-up call that would be meaningful, and it would hurt Alex's business, which is either full of racist or people who have been paid to be racist by the USAID in order to make Alex look racist.
When Alex says the globalists are going to do a cyber attack to stop Musk, it's because he knows that there's a good chance that Musk is going to fuck something up majorly.
And this could be the impetus for him losing all public support.
And that could end up with Musk being required to get congressional approval for his actions, and then before you know it, he can't do any of the destructive shit that he's trying to do.
The gamble Alex has is that the narrative and the conversation guide politics.
And if he and his side can control that narrative, they control political power.
This is Alex's largest market value.
He tries to identify possible problems to the narrative and come up with alternative explanations for them in advance.
So when a problem happens, he's there to be like, no, it's not their fault.
It's not their fault.
And you can see that.
I think that dynamic is important to understand.
Because he's saying that there's got to be this big cyber attack.
And guess what?
If that doesn't happen, he doesn't give a fuck about, like, well, I was totally wrong.
I misread all the signs about how there was going to be a cyber attack.
jordan holmes
It never happened.
dan friesen
This is a case of emergency break glass kind of situation.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, it is strange because the only people really in position to do a false flag and to benefit from a false flag are the people he's saying are going to be false flagged.
dan friesen
Sure, I guess.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Look, I don't even know who could benefit from anything these days.
I think the information space is so poisoned that I don't know if anybody could realistically deal with a major world event.
Like, at least on a large scale.
Like, if 9-11 happened now, I don't think anyone would agree what happened.
jordan holmes
That's probable.
Yeah, that's probably true.
dan friesen
I mean, people don't agree on what happened with COVID.
Sure.
jordan holmes
That was pretty big.
dan friesen
And that was just a few years ago.
jordan holmes
That's pretty big.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There are a lot of people with a lot of agendas competing to make sure nobody thinks what they think about what COVID happened.
Right.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
And Alex is part of that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's focused today.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I think he's done a good job.
jordan holmes
Do you?
dan friesen
No, but he does.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
So in the last hour, first 30 minutes, I broke down with the documents and more how the CIA runs USA, which is even debated, that's admitted, and uses it to overthrow governments and manipulate systems and destabilize countries and cultures and go after the family unit and push pedophilia and everything else.
To make society weak so it can be overtaken.
And how they also funded dirty tricks in election meddling against all three of Trump's campaigns, successfully stole the 2020 election, financed and quarterbacked all of the impeachment operations.
dan friesen
This isn't something Alex has done on his show today.
He skimmed some tweets about Michael Schellenberger making a dubious claim about the Trump impeachments, and then he just filled the time with his usual fare.
Alex tries to make it as difficult as possible, but it's important to remember what he's basing his claims on when you hear his claims.
The key to assessing a claim someone makes is how they defend or support what they're saying.
And every time, you will find that Alex greatly exaggerates his sources in order to pretend that he's proven things that he hasn't.
And that's what we have here.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's in the WikiLeaks.
dan friesen
I...
unidentified
Hmm.
dan friesen
So we get on to more sins that Alex has found documents that are revealing them.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So many documents.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And then now more documents come out.
The Gateway Punishment did an excellent job breaking it down.
It's called megaviral.
jordan holmes
Megaviral.
Infinity viral.
dan friesen
Ultra green viral.
alex jones
Of how major universities.
jordan holmes
Infinity universities.
dan friesen
Prestigious.
alex jones
Big foundations.
Got the graduate students together.
And they're all involved.
I mean, all the bigger universities do it.
With government funds to create these giant bot farms and attack systems and research databases on who to target and who was the most effective in the conservative, populist, pro-human media.
Now, I already knew this because Georgetown University, working with the Democratic Party and the Democrat Party law firms, Did all this crowdsourcing and data mining on myself and then packaged the narratives and lies with the PR firms to open up on me for about two years with a bunch of lies to turn me into this demon straw man before they had their
lawsuits and show trials and all the rest of it.
But you have to understand, it's not just money going into these groups to target and lie about.
File stuff and then create reports that are given to the government and corporations and to the, quote, fact checkers of then who to go out and attack and say is bad and say is a liar and create the straw man.
While you're already been deplatformed so you can't respond, they don't just shut you down.
They shut you down so you can't respond and build a straw man to attack populism.
They put your skin on.
Serious hardcore racketeering.
dan friesen
So right off the bat, isn't he just describing us?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, we started before the lawsuits were filed and have created what Alex probably wishes was a strawman version of him and have done a thousand episodes of a podcast.
So weird that he's concerned about this mischaracterization of his life and work and won't address thousands of hours of criticism of how he's full of shit.
jordan holmes
I think we have probably left behind one of the most complete studies of this particular type of con man that's ever been done.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Unnecessarily comprehensive, perhaps.
jordan holmes
Or perhaps maybe the most necessary, because later on they're going to be like, well, we've got to figure out all of them all at the same time.
Surprise, we have the source code.
We have the weakest version of this thing.
So now we can apply it to all con artists.
dan friesen
That's how you make a vaccine, baby.
jordan holmes
That's exactly right.
dan friesen
So Alex's University's targeting patriots thing is about a social media hysteria that broke out about grants that went to the Stanford Internet Observatory, a branch that engages with online misinformation, which puts it squarely at odds with the current right wing, which functions almost entirely on weaponized misinformation.
unidentified
If they put the major players that can cover that stuff out of business, there's less opposition to their manipulation of the public through Twitter, and that means more C-boss sales.
dan friesen
So, I mean, obviously, like, following misinformation is going to be targeting the Patriots.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I want to say that since I was a child, the conservative, mainly Christian-driven, or not Christian-driven, mainly patriarchal-driven, if you will, attack on...
Higher education or universities or the like is just so successful.
They've just fucking nailed it.
You know?
Like, if you stop, you look back and see what they tried to do, what they set out to do, how they set out to do it, and then that they succeeded, there's something admirable about it.
Because they really did try to do what they did.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Admirable is loaded, but I get what you mean by it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Laudable about executing a plan to perfection.
dan friesen
Boy, I still want to walk away from Laudable.
jordan holmes
I mean, listen, hey, it's against the law to steal from Oceans, from the Bellagio, right?
But when the Oceans crew is standing outside that fountain, you're like, well, you got to give it to them.
They pulled it off.
It's laudable!
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Good for them!
Stealing from a casino, I guess.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
They effectively did the thing they were doing.
jordan holmes
They did a thing they wanted to do.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
So I think that this show, if you had to put a tagline on it, it's playing defense for Elon Musk.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's basically what the show has become.
alex jones
Paul, Musk crashes with Republicans.
That's the big...
Drudge thing.
You read the poll.
It's completely fake.
Musk's more popular than ever.
They want to convince you.
Oh, he's not popular now.
GOP support for Musk's influence with Trump falls dramatically, says the corporate media that said Hillary was going to win.
Oh, look at this.
Elon Musk rocket explosion caused dangerous chemicals to pollute the atmosphere.
Oh, my God.
Everything's dangerous.
Cow farts are bad, too.
Ban everything.
Oh, see?
Everybody else's rockets are good, but not his.
dan friesen
So this is what Alex's career has amounted to.
Cold reading headlines and then improvising defenses for Elon Musk.
That poll thing is whatever, but Alex's response to the rocket thing is pathetic.
Is no one complains about other people's rockets polluting really the best angle he can come up with?
In case you didn't keep track of all of this, this was the January rocket explosion, not the March one.
This was a test flight SpaceX was conducting, which they lost contact with, and then it exploded near Puerto Rico, resulting in a bunch of flights being diverted and general confusion.
Alex is reading a headline from a month later about how scientists estimated that this explosion released 45.5 tons of metal oxides and 40 tons of reactive nitrogen into the upper atmosphere, which is a bad thing.
It's not good.
Then in March, their next launch also blew up, causing chaos for air traffic controllers and people just trying to fly places.
The angle that no one complains when the globalists blow up rockets feels really stupid, because no one else is blowing up rockets with this much regularity.
We have no idea what kind of damage these explosions may have had from an ecological standpoint, but you can be pretty sure that we are going to be the people dealing with those consequences, not Elon.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And it's pathetic for Alex to play this kind of game.
Why is it so bad when Elon blows up rockets?
jordan holmes
You know, here's what I was just thinking, right?
Like, it's very poignant.
When, you know, you reference Whitey's on the moon, and you think to yourself, ah, Whitey's on the moon, but a rat is biting my sister.
Now, you see the difference in strata, you know, the inherent inequality of the United States barefaced right in front of your eyes, because there's a man on the moon, right?
But at the very least, there was a man on the moon, you know?
It's not like Whitey blew up his rocket again.
God damn it!
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Yeah, I can't eat, but Elon blew up his second straight rocket.
jordan holmes
You know, there's a certain part of me that's like, wow, man, I guess we're at the very least, you know, sure, I'm starving, but at least there is a guy on the moon in that poem.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
But maybe, maybe, it was Kubrick.
Maybe he faked that moon landing, and you only think that Whitey was on the moon.
jordan holmes
Well, then at the very least, somebody got paid for it.
dan friesen
Kubrick is telling me that Whitey's on the moon and a rat bit my sister.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
I'm still broke.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The point is I'm broke!
dan friesen
So Elon's shooting off these rockets, but California won't let him.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
California won't let him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, don't shoot off rockets.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
alex jones
The Democrat Seacoast Commission that can control what people can do in California say a few months ago, they said, yeah, we don't like Elon Musk's politics, so we're banning him.
We're launching rockets from here.
We're restricting him.
Incredible.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is incredible.
So the California Coastal Commission ruled that Elon couldn't launch a bunch of rockets over the state, most likely because they were pretty sure a bunch of rockets were going to blow up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely!
dan friesen
Space Force had requested the state dramatically increase the number of annual launches, which are done through SpaceX, and would directly profit Elon Musk.
The commission was pretty uncomfortable with that, partially because of environmental concerns, and partially because Elon's a total dipshit.
So they rejected that plan, and then Elon sued them for political discrimination.
Just recently, a judge who was appointed by Trump rejected that suit.
So, Alex is making an argument that ended up being heard in court and determined to be wrong.
All in the name of worshipping Elon Musk.
This is so sad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, I guess maybe I'm naive.
But I really thought that sooner or later, blowing up a rocket would have required a stronger reaction.
What about two?
Well, I mean, I guess don't do it again, buddy.
I feel like maybe if you blow up a rocket, everything has to shut down for a while.
You've got to redo.
Everybody's got to do the thing.
There are government inspectors.
I bet there are.
Remember in Iran?
I bet there are.
You've got to do the whole thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then if you blow up two rockets, you're fired.
dan friesen
Let me try and amend this in a way.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think that to air is human.
Sure.
And sometimes rockets blow up.
jordan holmes
They're notorious for it, frankly.
dan friesen
So I think that we need to add on to you blew up a rocket and you're a cavalier dick about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's an issue.
dan friesen
That's the problem.
jordan holmes
That is a big problem.
dan friesen
It's the combination of the...
You don't seem to be taking it very seriously that you blew up a rocket.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and like the Boeing executives.
How are you guys still there?
Whatever.
Moving on.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex, he's done a great job today.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
According to him.
jordan holmes
Very focused.
dan friesen
So focused.
unidentified
Very focused.
dan friesen
So now it's time to rock.
alex jones
Keep hard.
jordan holmes
Give yourself a reward.
When you've done a good job.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
We got the boys to make the noise.
unidentified
Join the pack.
Feel the crack.
There's no way back.
Mental health.
alex jones
Let's get to it.
unidentified
Right into the New World Order.
alex jones
Oh, yeah, baby.
All right.
Hadn't played that liner in years.
That's old school.
That's like 20 years old.
That's been on the computer 20 years.
I think I laid the liner down over that music myself in my office about 20 years ago.
Metal health will drive you mad.
It'll cure you crazy.
Yeah, I was crazy until I went nuts.
All right, let me stop.
I shouldn't be having too much fun here.
We just nailed it in the last hour and a half.
I got a lot covered, did a good job, hit the angles, exposed it.
dan friesen
We exposed it.
jordan holmes
Nailed it.
We just nailed it.
We just nailed it.
dan friesen
First of all, I was listening to that, and he's rocking out to some Quiet Riot.
And this made me think of one of our early episodes, he was listening to Quiet Riot, and he was like, Randy Rhoades!
And I was really hoping he would do that again.
jordan holmes
That would have been great.
dan friesen
That would have been a real nice...
Maybe I could just quit then.
Everything's full circle.
We've come back to Randy Rhoads.
jordan holmes
We've completed it.
We've finished.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's the end of There Will Be Blood.
You've got a thing covered in...
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a narrative conclusion.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
He's not done a good job.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But I also think, like, when you hear that rocking out, and then he's like, I was crazy that I lost my mind.
Like, he has the aura.
Of a crazy guy at the bar who has a secret, right?
And has wisdom but is speaking in riddles, except you know that he's full of shit.
And it's not interesting.
The guy at the bar is interesting because you're like, what could be underneath there?
There isn't anything underneath here.
He's just the crazy guy at the bar that's like a black hole.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a guy walking down the middle of the street near my neighborhood the other day.
I was taking the train and I walked by and there was a guy, he was having a very long conversation with himself about how he has been diagnosed with something nobody's ever seen before.
And it was a very loud conversation that nobody else was allowed to participate in while he was walking down the middle of the street.
And it was, it's amazing.
When you've lived here long enough to see 40 people on a nice day just walking by, listening to this guy, just going like, not my problem, and just keep going around the way.
It's like that.
dan friesen
But I bet that guy has more to him.
jordan holmes
Totally!
I want to know what's going on.
I want to know where that guy ends up.
It's not my business.
That's why we're walking along the way.
And he's not making it anybody else's business, inexplicably.
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex has made this a lot of people's business.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What a bummer.
Yeah.
I would like to do a thousand episodes of a show about just some random person and I find at a bar who's interesting.
jordan holmes
You know, I bet there's like a larger lesson somewhere in there and they're like, you could do a thousand episodes about everybody.
You know what?
I don't think you could.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I don't think you really could.
I don't think there's a thousand episodes in a lot of people.
dan friesen
Nope.
So Alex gets into more news.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because he's done such a great job today.
Let's keep going.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
Let him ride.
dan friesen
Keep the ball rolling.
alex jones
Feel good.
dan friesen
Feel great.
alex jones
Now I need to charge up and edit all the rest of it.
This will be a day long remembered.
unidentified
Give up.
Give up.
jordan holmes
Quit.
alex jones
Boy.
unidentified
Quit.
Quit.
alex jones
What did I tell you I was going to cover now?
Enemy's next big move.
They have telegraphed it.
They have pre-programmed it.
They have forecasted it to a level of ridiculousness where it's not even veiled.
Now...
Right on time, as I predicted.
Wasn't hard to predict.
Bill Gates surfaced on Tuesday, like an enemy submarine, and said, if you keep investigating U.S. aid, I'm afraid a new deadly virus will arrive and kill tens of millions of people.
And Elon Musk, oh, he's involved in fraud.
He's getting bribes.
He's paying bribes.
Then we knew this would happen.
I said it an hour ago.
Judgmentally blocks Trump's plan offering incentives for federal workers to resign.
The law says he can do that, and then if they don't take it, he can fire them.
But these are just speed bumps.
dan friesen
So this is the kind of news, this is how it works on Alex's show, and I think that he thinks that this is what doing a good job looks like.
He reads a headline, makes up some stuff about it, and if he gets inspired, he rants about it until a break comes.
If there's no spark, he moves on to another headline and the process repeats, which is what you just saw there.
This isn't like a situation where there's a thematic connection between these stories.
There's no editorial process.
It's just an idiot seeing pictures and making noises.
Obviously, Gates didn't threaten to release a bioweapon.
He just made the very obvious point that reducing the U.S. investment in foreign aid will increase the danger of public health crises, and the result of that could be millions of deaths.
He's very right, especially considering that, according to his own words, Elon accidentally shut off Ebola containment aid.
This is another in the pile of these preemptive narratives meant to reduce the damage caused by the consequences of Trump and Musk's actions.
Slashing public health funding and stigmatizing things like vaccines will lead to problems.
And Alex knows that.
The problems will come.
It's just important that you have a story in place that blames someone else for them when they happen.
That's his role in the whole thing.
unidentified
I, this, like...
jordan holmes
You remember the set list?
You know that show?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That kind of thing?
It reminds me how important the live audience really is.
Because you get instant feedback.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Right?
I can't do this.
Imagine if the set list had no live audience and was just Alex Jones and it was just headlines.
dan friesen
Well, that's like that seven minutes in purgatory.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, you're right.
dan friesen
I don't know if there was a set list to that.
I think you just did your act with no audience.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That clip was weird because Alex, he said that they've laid it out perfectly.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we have all the pre-programming.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he said that earlier about a cyber attack.
jordan holmes
He did say that.
dan friesen
But now it's about Bill Gates putting out a pandemic.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So what about the cyber attack thing?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Alex gets back to it.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
What do they have left?
What have I been saying?
Like a parrot.
Is this true?
I'm like an emergency beacon.
Warning, warning, warning, Will Robinson.
Danger approaching from the West.
They're telling you what they're going to do.
And so, the question is, have they already tried to crash the computer systems?
Or are they just going to attack the power systems themselves?
Because, remember what Klaus Schwab said, a cyber attack will make COVID look like a minor inconvenience and will help get rid of the old system and bring in our new system.
So, yeah.
The question is, has Musk, with all of his incredible people, been able to go in and lock him out, which they did, but they all built back doors, according to William Benny, the director, not the political director, the actual technical director, number two at NSA for decades.
dan friesen
This is a new low for Alex in terms of being a worm.
He's created an imaginary cyber attack that he thinks that maybe Elon Musk is actually protecting the United States from by taking over the government.
It's just pathetic.
There's no other word for it.
Amazing.
Did you know that Biden saved us from an alien invasion that didn't happen?
jordan holmes
I did.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Yep.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
This is very Mandate of Heaven kind of shit.
dan friesen
It's unbelievable.
jordan holmes
Do you know what the Emperor saved us from?
Like, oh god.
dan friesen
If Elon hadn't done this...
jordan holmes
No.
We'd all be dead.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, if he hadn't done that, we'd all be dead.
If he hadn't done that, we'd all be dead.
So it turns out you can justify literally everything he does.
dan friesen
Yay!
jordan holmes
Because it's all saving our lives all the time.
dan friesen
So that Klaus Schwab thing is a really good case illustration for some of the ways that Alex lies.
In his book, The Great Reset, Schwab mentions the possibility of a cyberattack happening and says that the consequences of that would make COVID look small.
That on its own isn't really suspicious.
You could argue whether or not you agree with his point, but it's just a perspective that's either a good warning or a bit alarmist, depending on your perspective.
But Alex has created that second part of the quote that's fake.
He's added the part about a cyber attack being used to get rid of the old system and bring in a new one.
That's just made up.
Alex made this up because the actual source he's using, the real Schwab quote, isn't good enough.
It doesn't really make the point that he wants to pretend he's proven.
So Alex just lies.
There's no consequence for it, so why not?
He just makes shit up.
jordan holmes
Lying, paraphrasing, using...
dan friesen
I would argue it's not even paraphrasing.
jordan holmes
Maybe annotating.
dan friesen
Making shit up?
jordan holmes
Maybe adding a little, maybe putting a little appendix on the book.
dan friesen
Abridging.
jordan holmes
Things that he should have said in order for me to feel better about what I'm saying.
dan friesen
That's what he said politically.
jordan holmes
Can we do that?
Can we publish other versions of books with our own, like, yeah, but what he meant was this shit.
dan friesen
I mean, I kind of did that with Alex's book.
jordan holmes
Oh, there is a little bit of that.
dan friesen
Did he rewrite his book?
jordan holmes
There is a little bit of that.
That's true.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So yeah, I guess you can do that.
jordan holmes
I guess you can.
dan friesen
So this next clip, I thought, this is haunting.
jordan holmes
Haunting?
dan friesen
For someone like Alex to say this kind of shit.
alex jones
Oh, Trump is in there.
He's got your social security number.
Yeah, we elected him.
And if you didn't do something, you'd have nothing to hide.
This is an audit.
And not some audit where the IRS goes and harasses some hamburger stand or some masseuse or some...
Waitress?
Oh, you didn't pay $2,000.
We caught you.
89,000 agents to harass everybody.
Trump's already shutting them down.
He says, we're just not going to put taxes on working class people.
Yeah, anybody that knows an economy, that never is where the money comes from.
People that don't make middle class money, they don't pay taxes.
Unless you're paying for a train or something like that.
So, tax on that.
This is insane.
How much trouble they're in.
dan friesen
So it's amazing to hear noted Civil Liberties fanatic Alex Jones drop a, if you didn't do anything wrong, you have nothing to fear on his audience.
It seems like that runs pretty deeply counter to everything he stands for and built his career on, but again, all that stuff from before was fake.
That's not who he is.
This is who he is.
jordan holmes
No one.
Who has ever said, hey, if you didn't do anything wrong, you have nothing to fear, has ever been the good guy.
dan friesen
No, no.
And when you're somebody who's built up your entire, like, whatever goodwill you might have around you is based on opposition to things like the surveillance state.
And things like that.
When that is who you are, the only redeeming quality that you have is at least you believe some of these things.
Yep.
It's kind of glaring when it turns out those things were fake.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because they were.
jordan holmes
If he renamed it like you're not enough of a patriot act, then, oh, well, yeah, obviously we've got to support that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
The white patriot act.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Oh!
jordan holmes
Oh, jeez.
Why didn't you say so?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Come on.
It's in the details.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I also have no clue what he's talking about with the train stuff.
jordan holmes
If you buy a ticket on a train, I guess you pay taxes.
dan friesen
Or you buy a train.
jordan holmes
I mean, if you're in the train industry.
dan friesen
Right.
Yeah.
We know in 10 years, middle class people will be able to go to the moon.
jordan holmes
I believe that's true.
dan friesen
But I think beyond that and removing all of the things he said, I think he is onto something.
jordan holmes
Removing all the things he said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The middle class and the working class paying or not paying taxes doesn't really matter that much when there's such wealth consolidation and the rich have found ways not to pay.
So if the solution that he has is excessively tax the rich and leave middle and working class people alone, I guess that makes sense.
But something tells me that's not his solution.
jordan holmes
No, I strongly doubt it.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
What a dick.
jordan holmes
What you gonna do?
dan friesen
Hey.
You have nothing to fear?
jordan holmes
I mean, I...
dan friesen
Let people spy on you.
jordan holmes
I guess.
I guess you're just gonna let people spy on you.
But I mean, you know, now that we understand all about metadata and shit, you know, whenever you're...
If you open Instagram, there's a good chance all of the things that you've ever been afraid somebody was spying on you was, is just like routinely tracked through Instagram.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
I wouldn't be surprised if you have TikToks that you make and stuff like that, if there's like...
Somehow, in that program, there's a geospatial layout of your living space.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and I just thought it was Alex being a real piece of shit.
jordan holmes
It's always nice to end that way.
dan friesen
Just a real dick.
Randy Rhodes!
I cut this clip a little bit too early, and I'll explain what I mean afterwards.
alex jones
So, they have telegraphed.
That they are going to try to launch a tax, and they've said it's going to be Elon Musk's fault when it all crashes.
And the corporate media all say, oh, the Social Security system went down, the payment system went down because of something Musk did.
I mean, it's guaranteed, unless 100 million people see this report.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Your Social Security is going to be gone.
They're going to attack it.
It's going to be false flagged out of existence.
Unless 100 million people see my shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's gross.
Now the reason that I say I cut it too early is because right after that he says, I'm serious.
Which actually is like, oh man, that's so much worse.
jordan holmes
I wish, I mean, listen, it's getting bad out there.
Let's let advertisers go nuts.
Like, I'm sick of this.
Trix is for kids.
No, no, no, no.
Eat Trix or we murder the rabbit.
Do it.
Eat them.
Or the rabbit gets it.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's a great advertising pitch.
dan friesen
Kids gotta learn about mortality at some point.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
I don't want you to kill the rabbit, so I guess I eat tricks now.
That's the end.
dan friesen
You really think that rabbits live forever?
You really think that there are good people who will just protect this rabbit?
No.
jordan holmes
Imagine every ad is a threat.
dan friesen
Sure.
Tony the Tiger.
unidentified
Gunpoint.
jordan holmes
I'll fucking kill you.
Tide!
Your kids are going in the dryer!
unidentified
Whoa!
jordan holmes
Man, Jesus!
dan friesen
That smacks frog.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
That weird honeycomb guy.
All dead.
All dead.
jordan holmes
Just a bloodbath of cereal mascots.
dan friesen
There's a suicide squad that's put together of Count Chocula and Frankenberry.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And the Fruit Brute.
unidentified
And they go around.
dan friesen
Kill the Lucky Charms guy.
jordan holmes
The fruit brood out there is like, finally, my time to shine.
dan friesen
Snap, crackle, and pop, all dead.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, they never stood a chance.
They tried to hide, and they thought because they were small, but then you get stepped on.
It's really actually, yeah.
Bummer.
dan friesen
There's bloodbath out there.
jordan holmes
Poor guys.
dan friesen
Special K doesn't have a mascot.
jordan holmes
Special K's just high as shit.
Yeah, that's why you don't know where he is.
dan friesen
Can't move.
So yeah, I don't know.
Fuck this dude, man.
jordan holmes
Fuck this dude.
dan friesen
Pretty bad.
I think that there's really something instructive, though.
But the ways that you can see, he has these preemptive storylines that are built specifically to protect and create deflection for the people that he wants to build those shields for.
And Elon Musk is...
Pretty primary to him right now.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there's a lot of preemptive defense building for Elon Musk and the really irresponsible and illegal things that he's doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I suppose there's one good...
Here's one good takeaway I have for this episode from Alex.
And it's for all of us, right?
You know, for you and me, we have very high standards.
To the idea of doing a good job, I can count on one hand the number of times that I've thought of myself as having done a good job.
You know, like a real exceptional job.
And being too hard on myself.
Don't go as far as Alex.
He did not do a good job.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Maybe take a little bit back.
If Alex thinks he did a good job, take a little bit off the top.
You've done a good job.
dan friesen
Cut yourself a little bit of slack.
jordan holmes
Cut yourself a little bit of slack, yeah.
dan friesen
And if you don't, I'm going to kill toucan.
jordan holmes
I am going to murder that fucking toucan.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I almost said parrot.
dan friesen
Nope, he's close.
jordan holmes
Nope, close enough.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back with another episode where Alex defends Elon Musk unnecessarily and excessively and embarrassingly.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am Mysterious Professor.
jordan holmes
Woo!
unidentified
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo!
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
dan friesen
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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