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#1014: January 31, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan try to make sense of how much of Alex's show has become just cold-reading tweets, despite the immense amount of actual things happening in the world.

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alex jones
18:04
d
dan friesen
36:49
j
jordan holmes
14:56
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pastor david manning
00:02
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stephane bancel
00:28
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steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your word.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
No, no, no, no, no.
Knowledge fight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
I'm gonna go first.
jordan holmes
My bright spot is the graphic novel Monstrous.
It is, I believe it's by Marjorie Liu, and it's fucking fantastic.
dan friesen
Okay, what's it about?
Give me the elevator pitch.
jordan holmes
It is about the daughter of the most thing who's got one arm.
She's half a wolf.
Also, there are arcanics and there are humans.
Some people are immortal.
Some people aren't.
You'll never know.
Some people have magic.
Some people don't.
There are old gods.
dan friesen
Oh, sorry.
This is my floor.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
There's old gods that are just kind of hanging out, and maybe they're alive, or maybe they're not.
You'll never know.
Everybody knows that cats are the smartest things in the universe and can travel through different dimensions.
Also, real cute.
Real cute half-cat people.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't feel like I have much of an understanding of the plot, but I feel like you've given me a number of background sketches of where it takes place.
jordan holmes
There's...
It is...
It's great for two reasons.
Truly, it's an original story.
It really is spectacular.
The world is spectacular.
And the artwork is astonishing.
dan friesen
Nice.
jordan holmes
There's just no other way to describe it.
The visual medium is so perfect for it.
It's great.
dan friesen
I need to incorporate a little bit more of graphic novels and stuff into my diet.
They're always really better than I think they're going to be.
jordan holmes
There's definitely some things in graphic novels that like...
It is a medium that can do things that can't be done in other mediums.
And because of that, there's just stuff that you can only find there.
So some things are great.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's like cartoons can defy physics in a way that you just accept.
That's great.
jordan holmes
Alright, what's your bright spot?
dan friesen
My bright spot is that I was reading earlier, and look, for years and years when I had Celine in the house...
She wouldn't jump up on my lap.
She's very resistant to that level of affection.
Now, when I lay down to read or just lay in bed, she'll lay in the bed, too.
But she doesn't usually jump on me.
And earlier today, actually, I was just laying there, and she laid on my chest, trying to stop me from reading.
She was sabotaging me.
jordan holmes
Pay attention to me.
dan friesen
In the cutest way possible.
And so I relished that moment.
It was very nice.
jordan holmes
That's amazing.
dan friesen
And then she got off my chest and started jumping over me back and forth, also trying to stop me from being able to read.
jordan holmes
That's more cat-like.
dan friesen
Yeah.
What an asshole.
jordan holmes
That one's very cat.
dan friesen
She's great.
So, today, Jordan, we have an episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about January 31st, 2025.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Last time I teased that we would get into February, and I lied.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
I forgot that January had 31 days.
jordan holmes
That'll happen.
dan friesen
I don't know how to do that hand thing.
jordan holmes
Ah, isn't it the knuckles?
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But I don't know what it means.
jordan holmes
I'm out.
dan friesen
Yeah, see?
jordan holmes
I'm already out.
I touched the first knuckle and I was like, nah, I'm afraid of January.
dan friesen
A lot of confidence pointing to the first knuckle.
jordan holmes
I don't got it.
It's the fourth knuckle you'll never know.
dan friesen
Oh, so confusing.
These months.
I know 28 in February.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Except for sometimes.
So, we're talking about the 31st, and we'll get down to business on that.
But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, a wonk degenerate got hooked on the pod.
Too late to get a ticket to the X-Ray Arcade.
Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
That looked like it should have been a poem.
jordan holmes
I really, I read it three times.
It was...
dan friesen
Pod and Arcade, maybe.
jordan holmes
You know, it was like, it was formatted like that, so I just left it, but...
dan friesen
Nick, give me back my moving crates, politically speaking.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And fuck Nazis.
Love Tyler.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
So thank you so much, too.
I've been a supporter for over a year, so it's probably time I request a shout-out.
Keep the pup dates coming.
Thanks, Beth.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
See, I scanned over the names when we started the episode, and I saw the request for pup dates, which is why I had to weave in a little Celine story.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
Balance things out.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
I like it.
Can I have cat and dog energy?
jordan holmes
I think it's great.
I've got three dogs.
It's tough.
There's always something going on.
dan friesen
One of them's always up to something.
jordan holmes
Literally.
dan friesen
You know what it's like?
You're like Dave with Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
You've got three little chipmunks.
jordan holmes
All right, I can see that.
dan friesen
Do they get up to mischief?
Do they harmonize?
jordan holmes
They absolutely get up to mischief.
There is 100% mischief going on.
dan friesen
You three should record a Christmas album.
jordan holmes
I don't know if Jake can sing.
That would be great.
dan friesen
What's not so great, Jordan, is our episode.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Let's just get down to it.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Alex is talking real villainy, I would say, at the beginning of this episode here on the 31st.
alex jones
We've gone through being ragtag, totally under attack, having the facts, knowing what was coming.
To building beachheads around the world, in government and in institutions and corporations and individually, to now routing the enemy and beginning the takeover worldwide that they cannot stop.
I mean, they recognize that because it's momentous.
It has major energy, people power behind it.
It's the Great Awakening.
It's the fourth turning.
And they knew it was coming in the cycles.
A mega turning, the greatest ever since we recorded history.
So they tried to bring in absolute tyranny and just total cultural poisoning, sabotage, to try to destabilize things so much that they could kind of end the cycles of history.
That didn't work and only supercharged this awakening.
But a bellwether is Pete Buttigieg and all the different cabinet people.
Just last night, not just him, a bunch of them, removed their pronouns from their X-handles.
Because it's a cult.
They know it's ridiculous.
But they understand now it's backfired so much that they've got to at least hide.
dan friesen
I just feel like Alex is leaning into a little bit sounding like a villain who's taken over the world.
unidentified
Sure.
Aha!
dan friesen
The Great Awakening!
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
All this.
But Pete Buttigieg removed the he-him from his Twitter bio, which is something that went around social media because the libs of TikTok account posted about it.
There's a lot going on in the world, but apparently this is a bellwether.
This is super important.
jordan holmes
Works for me.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
You're talking about the tides of history.
You're talking about, like, the world changing.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And your story that you're going to use as an example is someone taking their pronouns out of their bio.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I remember, so I remember in my school learning about World War II by watching the movie Saving Private Ryan.
And a big part of that was D-Day.
Very similar.
D. Day.
He.
Him.
dan friesen
Day.
jordan holmes
Done.
dan friesen
So, Alex doesn't just have a stupid story that he saw on social media about Pete Buttigieg's social media account.
He also has some big legal news.
alex jones
The hearings have just been spectacular.
Kosh Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr.
We've got a bunch of key highlights we didn't get to yesterday that are just amazing.
Then a big stack on Democrat governors and mayors protecting rapists and killers.
Literally protecting them.
Governor Pritzker is set to sign a bill that will let the state change the name of convicted, violent, illegal alien criminals to, quote, protect them from Trump.
That's racketeering.
That's criminal.
That's obstruction of justice.
That's a conspiracy.
Against the law, against people's rights and safety, that is a civil rights violation of the greatest order, like California's passed a law where you can have sex with 12-year-olds.
dan friesen
So Alex is lying about this bill.
Judges still have discretion over accepting or not accepting someone's request to change their name.
So, for instance, if someone is trying to change their name to evade the law, it's not...
Going to be approved, probably.
The bill that Alex was talking about is House Bill 5164, the primary function of which is to remove the requirement that newspapers publish name changes.
This is largely centered around providing ways for people to change their name and retain their privacy in cases like if they're being stalked.
The bill is designed to aid people like folks fleeing domestic violence or even human trafficking, and it works by capping the fee for applications at $25, providing avenues where your case file can be kept entirely private and a way to not be forced to publicly file your address in order to change your name.
Alex is supposed to be in favor of supporting victims of human trafficking, but now he wants to make sure that their abusers are able to look up their address and private details if they want to change their name.
Sounds like he doesn't really care too much about the issues that these people face who are in these situations.
It costs...
jordan holmes
You have to publish your...
Home address to get your name changed?
dan friesen
No.
In the newspaper, they were required to publish name changes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But you would have to include your address on the court filings.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And that would become a matter of public record.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Unless you were able to successfully appeal to make those records be kept in...
jordan holmes
Yeah, sometimes there is an advantage to being in the past.
You know, in the 1880s, you could just go to a different town and say your name was something different.
And that was that.
dan friesen
It was easier.
There was less logistics involved then.
jordan holmes
You could even say your name was somebody else's name who got lost and then just lived their life for a while.
Nobody was going to check.
dan friesen
No, I think that's the plot of a famous...
See?
Advertising-based prestige television show.
Yeah, I think that Alex is really warping this story for his purposes.
The bill itself is not at all what he's talking about, but he's turned it into a they want to be able to change the name of criminals.
It's garbage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, especially for something that is so not dramatic.
It's just a very simple, civil, like, hey, let's just cross some T's here.
We've had something like this for a while, but let's just smooth it out.
dan friesen
Let's streamline this process in order to make it more amenable to people who need to use this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it shouldn't even take time.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It should just be like, oh, done.
dan friesen
So Trump, as he's gotten in, is kicking people out of the FBI.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Just kicking them out.
Okay.
And Alex is cheering on the purge.
alex jones
Six out of seven executive assistant directors and 25 special agents in charge out at FBI according to FBI whistleblower.
I love that Trump's already announced it, but they call it a whistleblower.
Trump continues cleaning out deep state, firing FBI officials promoted by corrupt ex-director Wray.
Yeah, anybody they liked, anybody they put in, just fire them.
They all sat around, even though they weren't bad, all of them, and they were at the top.
They go from bad to worse.
They sat around and went along with this.
Purge them!
This is life and death, people.
This isn't a game.
Look at this.
FBI still stalling and refuses to turn over Seth Rich records.
Information could take down Democrat Party for a generation.
dan friesen
So Alex isn't quite telling the whole story here, although I don't think that there should be any consequence if he would just tell the truth.
Like, his audience wouldn't care.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The acting deputy attorney general, Emile Bove, was carrying out a purge of anyone at the FBI who worked on the January 6th cases.
And according to the Associated Press, he'd sent out a memo that, quote, identified more than half a dozen FBI senior executives who were ordered to retire or be fired by Monday and also asked for the names, titles, and offices It's pretty simple dictator PR stuff.
But I don't know why Alex wouldn't, like, for his audience, anybody who's listening to him and likes him thinks that January 6th was a setup.
Yeah.
unidentified
So if he was saying they were purging anyone who had anything to do with these investigations, they would support that.
dan friesen
I don't know why you've got to still distort this a little.
jordan holmes
You know, I don't even know anymore.
I always thought that his whole audience was kind of anti-FBI on account of all the things that they did to, you know, the patriots in the past.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
So I thought we would be fine with, you know, just being like, hey, Trump got rid of everybody at the FBI.
Fuck them, you know?
dan friesen
It's just an empty building now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's have a reality contest to pick new FBI people.
I think that's probably the smartest way to go.
dan friesen
And let's model it after Hole in the Wall.
jordan holmes
I like that.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I've got a second option.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
All right, there's a new show where Bear Grylls hunts people.
But he doesn't kill them.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
dan friesen
Is this real?
jordan holmes
It is.
He hunts people, but he does not kill them.
And a lot of the time, he'll be hunting people, and he'll be very clearly capable of catching that person, and then just talking to the TV, being like, look at this idiot.
I can totally hunt this guy right now, but I'm going to go hunt somebody else.
It's crazy.
dan friesen
You might have noticed a look of disappointment on my face.
unidentified
I know.
jordan holmes
You want him to kill.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
You want to do the greatest game.
dan friesen
His name is Bear.
jordan holmes
I know!
That's why we gotta let him hunt the new FBI people.
If you escape Bear, you join the FBI.
If you don't, you die.
dan friesen
You have to escape Bear.
jordan holmes
You have to escape Bear.
dan friesen
And fit through the hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
And fit through the hole in the wall.
Depending on body type.
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And Bear can kill you.
jordan holmes
Well, obviously, it's the FBI.
The stakes should be higher.
dan friesen
So, look, they could do anything at this point, the globalists, to try and take out Trump.
They're very scared of this Seth Rich information, apparently.
And Alex gets a little extreme in his predictions.
alex jones
And the key to bringing them down is going for the pedophile rings, because that's in all these agencies and all these groups, and we have them dead to rights with the smuggled kids, and we know where they are now, most of them, and what they did with them, and it's incoming, it's imminent, you're already seeing a lot of it.
But it's going to get wild, and this is going to just...
If you think the public hates the left and hates the Democrats and the deep state now, wait.
So Trump understands.
He's not holding back.
This is beyond spectacular.
But the enemy is so scared right now.
Oh, my God.
They'll do anything they think they can get away with, including nuking Trump and saying the Iranians did it with a suitcase nuke.
All right, we're going to go to break here in a few minutes.
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dan friesen
Ooh, a knife sale!
jordan holmes
We're doing knives!
We're doing knives!
dan friesen
This knife is good for stabbing.
jordan holmes
Time for some Cutco.
dan friesen
That was an ad nuke.
So you can see there, too, how Alex has decided to advance, just push along the story of the 300,000 missing kids that are now supposedly being found.
There's no news on that front.
Alex hasn't brought any new information to the table, but there needs to be progress.
The storyline demands it, so Alex just makes it up.
The idea of these missing and exploited children are a political prop for Alex.
Pure and simple, there's nothing else to it.
He's using it to create this intensity.
And then scaring you with the idea of nuking Trump with a suitcase nuke, and then transitioning that into ad sales.
jordan holmes
So, okay.
So let's say we suitcase nuke Trump.
dan friesen
Iran.
jordan holmes
Iran does.
I mean, let's go with the human race suitcase nukes Trump for whatever dastardly reasons we have.
Then we just got a hole in the White House?
Where the White House used to be?
dan friesen
Well...
jordan holmes
Or is it like so...
Does he think it's so small?
That it, like, just takes out, like it's a little nuke grenade.
dan friesen
Well, he says it's a suitcase, so, I mean, we know how big suitcases are, generally.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So he has to think it's in that, it's bigger than a bread box.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But it doesn't, I mean, like, they're also mobile, so it doesn't have to be at the White House.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It could be at the Winter White House.
jordan holmes
Sure, but I mean, it could also not be a new, like a regular grenade would also kill him.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
If it were a suitcase in his hand.
dan friesen
It would do the same job.
jordan holmes
The same job.
dan friesen
Yeah, but it's fun to say they're gonna nuke him.
jordan holmes
I mean, because it feels like that's overkill.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
It feels a little like it's overkill.
dan friesen
Sounds like something that would happen in a cartoon.
jordan holmes
It does.
It does.
Like a very small mushroom cloud.
Yeah.
dan friesen
But that's the only way you can make sure that you get all the cabinet, I guess.
jordan holmes
I suppose.
dan friesen
And then blame Iran for it.
jordan holmes
I know there's a show called Designated Survivor, so you're not going to get everybody.
That's all I have to say about America.
dan friesen
Not if Bear Grylls has anything to say about it.
jordan holmes
Or he will get everybody?
He's British.
dan friesen
So, Kash Patel has been made the FBI director.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he's going to get business done.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
There's so many angles, so much to hit, so much to go through.
Let me just put my head down and start going over it.
When you look at the globalists and the UN and Mayorkas and the open borders and the human trafficking and the human smuggling and the child sex slavery and the murders and all of it, it's all part of the same agenda.
And when Kosh Patel, what I told you last week, as soon as he's confirmed, they are releasing the full Epstein list.
It's already been ordered to by Trump.
And Patel went on.
It's like a 10-minute response, but we'll play a few minutes of it here.
Full things on Infowars.com.
Real Alex Jones.
To say, no, we're going after the networks, the NGOs, U.S. government officials, everybody.
dan friesen
So, we're here in the future, and Kash Patel hasn't released the Epstein files.
We did get a deeply embarrassing PR stunt carried out by Attorney General Pam Bondi, where she gathered a bunch of dipshits like the libs of TikTok lady and Mike Cernovich.
They all went to DC, and she gave them stunt binders supposedly filled with the Epstein documents.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
It was all a dud, though, and the information she released was already public, which has had a little bit of a backlash among the red-pilled community.
Also, if Alex wants to touch any of this, he needs to explain how Alex Acosta, Trump's first secretary of labor, happened to be the guy who gave Epstein the accurately dubbed sweetheart deal where they agreed to non-prosecution in 2008.
Sure.
unidentified
He further needs to explain how Pam Bondi was the attorney general of Florida from 2011 to 2019, which happens to be the state where Epstein was prosecuted.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
And just previously, he'd gotten that deal from a company.
dan friesen
I would imagine so.
jordan holmes
I can't see any reason that they would have some sort of...
dan friesen
I believe we're going to get to the bottom of things.
jordan holmes
Makes sense to me.
dan friesen
And it's not all talk.
jordan holmes
Because that's what they elected him to do.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
And I'm sure he's going to follow through with it.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
No doubts.
dan friesen
Just like a price of eggs.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
That's going down.
dan friesen
Energy power.
jordan holmes
Going down.
Med beds.
dan friesen
Sure.
We've got the med beds.
It's not just talk, man.
Kash Patel's going to do this.
jordan holmes
Feels like it's just talk.
dan friesen
I feel like it's just talk.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And here's some more talk.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Because this isn't talk.
I mean, this is putting the globalist political head in the guillotine and raising the blade up, and when they release it, it's flipping the switch.
I'll find and name Epstein's accomplices.
That's yesterday.
So, it makes me actually catch my breath because this is real.
I mean, this is not just kicking the living hell out of the New World Order.
This continues.
It's the equivalent politically, not violently, of taking a giant 10-inch dagger, double-edged, razor-sharp, and just plunging it into the heart of him 50 times.
I mean, this is Count Dracula, and you got the stake, and you're hammering it in.
Trump's already put the stake on their heart and already hit it once, and it went in about an inch, and it's through the ribcage now, and the next hit, it goes into Dracula's heart.
jordan holmes
Is he going to be okay?
alex jones
And so I'm just sitting here, and Matt Helsing just drove the stake through the ribcage, and it went boop, and one more, it goes home.
So if you're not on the edge of your seat right now, and if you're not concerned they're going to do a cyber attack and knock the power out or something or blow up a nuclear reactor, I mean, the list goes on and on, you're not paying attention.
dan friesen
So it always seems like we're just that one little inch away from Dracula's heart.
Like, it's always that next hit that's going to finally vanquish the devil and save all the children or whatever.
This is by design, and without the ability to convince the audience that victory is almost there but always just out of reach, Alex would be as poor as his reading comprehension skills.
Alex begins that clip by saying that this isn't just talk.
And that's the problem, is that it is just talk.
If Kash Patel was going to release the names of all of Epstein's conspirators, then fucking do it.
I think Patel is an idiot and he's unfit for the job of an FBI director, but a good action is still a good action.
I'm not offended by the idea of releasing the names of Epstein's clients, but I'm deeply offended by using the false promise that you're going to release the names of Epstein's clients as political cover.
Particularly in the realm of politics, until someone does the thing they're talking about doing, you should consider a lot of it as probably just talk.
Yeah.
unidentified
And in this case, it's particularly offensive given the subject matter that it surrounds.
dan friesen
And I'm offended that Alex missed that golden opportunity.
To plug the knives.
You got a knife sale going on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was available to you.
That's a huge miss.
I'm just going to say this.
I didn't like it whenever literally turned into figuratively.
And I really don't like it when this isn't talk means this is talk.
dan friesen
Hey, we're just fucking around.
jordan holmes
That's very frustrating.
I don't appreciate that at all.
dan friesen
Hey, I'm not fucking around.
Fucking around.
jordan holmes
This isn't talk is what happens whenever you're like, oh, I beheaded that guy.
And they're like, oh, sure, asshole.
And then you hold up the head and you're like, this isn't talk.
And they go, good use of the phrase.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Being now in the present that we're in, where Kash Patel has been confirmed and he's in office.
jordan holmes
Could have done it.
dan friesen
And they did that fake PR stunt instead of doing it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's kind of just talk.
jordan holmes
It's really just talk.
dan friesen
It really feels like just talk.
jordan holmes
Really just talk.
dan friesen
So, Alex has just given us this nice fantasy about stabbing Dracula with not one of the AlexJonesStore.com knives.
jordan holmes
Disappointing.
dan friesen
And so, I found it shocking that he would pretend that other people are using violent rhetoric.
jordan holmes
That is interesting.
dan friesen
It seems a little sad.
jordan holmes
He put a stake in their heart.
alex jones
Here is Hakeem Jeffries, who is the leader now of the Democratic Party.
He's the House Democrat leader.
He's more important than even Chuckie Schumer now.
And he's the guy that tells you what they're planning.
And just listen to him.
They're the ones saying, we're calling for violence.
They're the ones saying, oh, mostly peaceful, and go out and confront everybody, and we need to beat up Trump.
Somebody needs to kill this guy, former CIA operative Phil Mudd said.
Remember?
But that's in the past.
This is him yesterday.
And the Trump administration has called for his apology.
Here it is.
dan friesen
We are going to fight it.
unidentified
Legislatively, we are going to fight it in the courts.
And we're going to fight it in the streets.
alex jones
That is not even a veiled threat.
dan friesen
Oh my God.
Alex later plays that clip three times in a row, back to back, just like on a loop.
It's pathetic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's playing this clip to somehow make it seem like the left is throwing around violent rhetoric, but this is the mildest shit you can imagine.
He just got done with an extended fantasy metaphor about stabbing the globalists through the ribcage.
Alex sounds like a whiny baby if he wants me to believe that this is some kind of veiled threat, but everything he does is cool, non-violent violence fantasies that he just wants someone to carry out against his enemies politically.
This middle-of-the-road shit just doesn't work anymore.
A good percentage of his show is just extended descriptions of violence, so he can't have this thin skin about what the other side is saying.
I get that this is an important part of, like, fascist propaganda, where you exaggerate what the other side is doing in order to preemptively justify the things you intend to do, but Alex is coming off real weak.
This seems very complainy, and the idea that he's like, he introduced the Yep.
For that?
alex jones
Yep.
dan friesen
The fuck?
jordan holmes
I remember, because I remember this when I was growing up, the most violent movie I ever saw.
The most violent movie.
It makes John Wick look like Anne of Green Gables, which I recall being very violent, too.
Step Up 2. Step Up 2. That was a bloody movie.
dan friesen
Isn't that a dance movie?
jordan holmes
Well, sure, but the streets, they got danced real hard.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
They got served.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
You know what the most violent song in the world is?
Yeah.
Doobie Brothers, Taking It to the Streets.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
Taking it to the...
Yep.
dan friesen
No more need for running.
jordan holmes
That one is...
dan friesen
Taking it to the streets.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Ironically, I don't even think Streets of Rage is that violent of a video game.
dan friesen
I think it is.
I think that's where it falls apart.
Remember that rapper, The Streets?
jordan holmes
The British rapper?
dan friesen
The British guy, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good.
Still around.
Put an album out last year or the year before that.
Yep.
dan friesen
Trying to think of other street things.
jordan holmes
Car tracks, race tracks.
They're very dangerous, I suppose.
dan friesen
Street Life was a guy who was on some Method Man tracks back in the day.
jordan holmes
Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift.
That was very street-based.
dan friesen
All of them were.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
Consider that.
jordan holmes
But that one especially.
dan friesen
You know what?
Having said that, I take it back.
The first few are pretty street-based.
jordan holmes
Very street-based.
Eventually we go to space.
Eventually we go to space.
That is less street-based.
dan friesen
Yeah, or like through a building.
The first few are pretty street-based.
jordan holmes
First few are very street-based, yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex, in this next clip, he's trying to get some topics covered.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And he talks a little bit about the German elections.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And what's going on internationally.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
Yesterday, when the main conservative party that's been globalist forever in Germany voted with AFD in a new parliamentary alliance, because AFD is in total ascension, and then Merkel comes out of retirement and says, we need parliament to ban AFD and kick them out of the government.
That's not just suspending the upcoming election they're talking about, because they're going to win, but we're just going to kick you out of government.
That's a coup.
And then the other big party said, well, no, no, we're not going to do that.
And Merkel and Olaf came out, Schultz, and said, oh, we'll just ban you too.
That's what you call losing.
Forcing themselves, showing their tyranny.
The EU Commission saying, yeah, we're unelected, and yeah, we suspended the winner of the Romanian election, and we'll do it in Germany too if AFD wins.
dan friesen
The EU Commission didn't say that they suspended the Romanian election because they didn't.
And they didn't threaten to overturn the German one if AfD won.
This is entirely made up.
So what happened in Germany was that the Christian Democratic Union Party, of which Angela Merkel is a member, they'd put forth a non-binding resolution that would limit immigration.
Historically, it's been the practice of the parties in the Bundestag to never rely on far-right votes to pass things because they are unwelcome in decent coalitions.
Friedrich Merz is the CDU leader, and his thinking was spelled out by him saying that policy wasn't wrong because, quote, the wrong people back it.
And he was still critical of AFD.
However, he seems to have an idea that if he leans more toward the extreme right on the topic of immigration, it could lure people who might be drawn to AFD back to a more center-right option, like the CDU.
Previously, Merz has promised to not work with the AFD, and Merkel came out to criticize this development, where you would use their votes in order to pass something, which is very tacky historically.
Alex has no grasp on the situation whatsoever.
He's just playing team sports, which you see what team he's on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one's pretty clear.
I've always found making...
Explicit overtures to the right wing to work successfully.
And that's, I think, what the past 20 years of the Democratic Party has shown us.
dan friesen
We saw that getting the Cheneys in on the 2024 election helped.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
We were all like, holy shit, now we're...
You guys got it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's not a winning strategy, I don't think.
jordan holmes
Probably not long term, no.
Nope.
dan friesen
So I think that if I had to guess what the top story of the day is...
It's this thing about Illinois allowing people to change their name.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
That's the top story, which is nuts.
jordan holmes
Municipal politics.
dan friesen
Yeah.
There's so much going on in the world.
jordan holmes
I mean, a lot.
alex jones
All right.
Let's get moving here.
We've got a lot to hit.
Illinois Democrats to allow illegals to change their names to evade ICE.
They have a bill about to be signed by Pritzker that allows ones included who have committed major crimes to change their names and then supposedly not put it in a federal database.
That's fraud.
That's illegal.
dan friesen
This is clearly the top story of the day and the one that Alex is trying to push the hardest.
He hasn't done any work on the story, though, so you just hear him bluffing at details, like saying that people who have committed, quote, major crimes can change their name and then, quote, supposedly not put it in a federal database.
What are major crimes?
Why does Alex say supposedly in that?
These are hedging words, where Alex is trying to tell this story, but he's unwilling to commit to it entirely because he knows that he's just making it up.
If Alex had done any work on this at all he would know that this isn't a new bill but one that's amending the already existing Public Act 103-1063.
unidentified
Section 5, paragraph B
says, quote, The petition for the name change is due to marriage, religious belief, status as a victim of trafficking or gender-related identity, as defined by the Illinois Human Rights Act.
dan friesen
A judge may grant or deny the request for legal name change filed by such persons.
Any such persons granted a legal name change shall report the change to the law enforcement agency having jurisdiction of their current registration pursuant to the duty to report requirements.
Paragraph B1 says, Paragraph D says, Quote, if the circuit court orders that a name change be granted to a person who has been adjudicated or convicted of a felony or misdemeanor offense under the laws of this state or any other state for which a pardon has not been granted.
or has an arrest for which a charge has not been filed or a pending charge on a felony or misdemeanor offense, a copy of the order, including a copy of each applicable access and review response, shall be forwarded to the Illinois State Police.
The Illinois State Police shall update any criminal history transcript or offender registration of each person 18 years of age or older in the order to include the change of name as well as their former name.
Alex knows nothing about this story.
He's just seen some tweets and he's making shit up about it.
And he knows that he's supposed to toe the party line on this.
This show is mostly just a guy making shit up.
Like, the law isn't amending these things that I just read.
These qualifications and these needs, these reporting of people who have been convicted of felonies or misdemeanors.
He would know any of this if he did any...
Footwork.
jordan holmes
See, now, I didn't know that you had to register if you committed arson.
Is there, is it like, it's not, I assume it's not like you have to go up to your neighbors and be like, ah, I burned my other house down, right?
But I feel like this is an opportunity that I didn't know about.
If I know a struggling restaurant owner, I now know that there's a list out there with people who are already cool.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Well.
jordan holmes
They're already on it.
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
I think it's a mixed bag, though.
Because you could make an argument that the best arsonist would never be on that list.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I understand that argument.
dan friesen
It might just be a list of the worst arsonists available.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's a list of arsonists that are sloppy, at the very least.
dan friesen
We know one thing about them, and it's that they got caught.
jordan holmes
Right.
Sure, sure.
Absolutely, but, you know.
dan friesen
It's not safe.
jordan holmes
But also, you know, it's tough to find a lot of people willing to burn down a building.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
Most people are resistant to the idea.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's not currently in with social morays.
jordan holmes
It's not a fad.
Maybe if there was a meme that the kids were up to.
dan friesen
Yeah, people are uptight.
It's not woke to burn buildings down or something.
jordan holmes
It's anti-woke, yeah.
dan friesen
So there's just so much news coming up.
Alex has got just a lot of stories.
And he doesn't.
alex jones
I've just scratched the surface.
I got a bunch of victories, a bunch of dismantling the deep state, a bunch of economic news.
Oh, they're now hoarding gold.
Government and banks aren't hiding it.
Big scandal there.
I mean, this is getting totally cuckoo.
Oh, and then some gigantic over-the-top COVID news.
This is going to blow you away, this video.
In fact, I'll hit that at six after next hour.
Then we'll look at this crazy gold development.
Real fast, the great folks in Arkansas, one of the top collectible, handmade, high-quality knife makers, have done a limited run of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight different knives.
There's as little as 45 they made of one.
The most they made of one was 100.
jordan holmes
We're going to have to put a clock on this.
alex jones
Fixed blade knife, the Evo, fighter, stonewashed blade.
With a black knife handle.
Look at this baby in my hand.
That's a breacher.
That's a bowie knife.
That is just badass made in America by our wonderful hillbilly friends.
I'm a hillbilly, too.
Arkansas is North Texas.
I guess I'm Southern Arkansas.
Get yours now.
This is my favorite.
They got Skinner's.
They got everything at thealexjonesstore.com.
And it is a fundraiser.
And there's another big sale.
The Patriot Apparel, the supplements, everything.
It'll take you long to get into it all.
But today is the day we're launching.
The third off-road vehicle.
So, I'll give you a first look at that right now.
Then we'll come back with our number three and four.
Jay Dyer's got major breaking news coming up in the fourth hour.
We'll be right back with our number three.
Please stay with us.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to make two big announcements.
First off...
Next Wednesday, in studio, we're going to give away our second big sweepstakes winner on the incredible Ford Tremor turbo diesel super off-road truck.
And we're also launching the third big sweepstakes and showing you this amazing off-road SUV that I really want for myself, but one of you is going to be getting it.
So let's walk over here right now.
Look at these bad boys.
dan friesen
Just look at them.
Look at these trucks.
jordan holmes
Wild.
dan friesen
So there's so much news to get to, but I gotta do an end for these knives.
There's so few of them.
And then also I'm gonna play a pre-recorded thing that I did about how I'm giving away another truck.
Things are good.
Things are really, really good around the business.
unidentified
You can tell.
dan friesen
You know when feelings are high?
When largesse is there, when comfort and stability is upon us, you give away trucks and raffles.
jordan holmes
You know, it's always good whenever somebody's like, oh, does that sound too desperate?
And then somebody else goes like, we're more desperate than that.
And then you go, well, then let's do it then.
There's no reason not to.
dan friesen
Does this look really bad and desperate?
No, it looks chill.
jordan holmes
It is bad and desperate, so lean into it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Let's have a dance competition.
dan friesen
Also, when Alex said, I have so much news to get to, they're hoarding gold and hiding it and stuff, I was like, ah, his gold sponsor is going to be on later.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
And lo and behold, that is- Lo and behold!
jordan holmes
How crazy is that?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So weird.
dan friesen
This is all just desperate for money.
jordan holmes
So weird how it happens like that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Alex is talking about all the big issues of the day.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Because it crossed his mind.
He starts talking about Joe Rogan.
Right.
And says something real dumb.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Folks, all the time, I see it constantly when I'm looking for it, say, you know, look at Joe Rogan.
He says he's for free speech.
But these Gavin McGinnis and Alex Jones and a bunch of other interviews from his archive that he transferred over to Spotify four years ago aren't available.
Well, Joe told me what happened, and he wasn't off record, and I've talked about it a few times, but no one ever seems to care.
And that goes into what's happening over at Facebook.
Look at this.
They're getting rid of the cult.
It was a control system.
Meta staffers revolt over tampons removal from men's rooms, show up with their own, and they're sabotaging things.
They're doing sit-ins all over the tampons in the men's bathrooms.
This is a cult.
Now, Spotify is in sweet in the technical systems, but its main offices for administration and for content is in New York.
And Joe told me that more than half the staff are transgender.
They're a bunch of crazy men.
And that they kept deleting episodes and even new ones he did when he first went to Spotify.
He almost had to leave.
Then they had like a truce with them and they were doing stuff like shitting on the floor.
Okay?
Just breaking everything.
So they throw temper tantrums and now...
It's come out that the man that thought he was a woman that was coming to firebomb and kill everybody, including Hegseth, on Monday, is in this cult.
And they've got these tranny psycho teams and serial killer groups around the country.
They're the most violent group per capita of any group.
And they try to cover up the mass shootings and the murders they're doing.
And I'm not attacking all transgender people, but I'm saying, of this particular slice, it's insane.
dan friesen
That slice.
Weren't you guys the ones who shit on the floor in the Capitol?
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
I mean, I strongly support shitting on the floor in all aspects of, like, resistance.
Shit on the floor.
dan friesen
Well, you're a naturalist.
jordan holmes
I mean, I just can't see a reason to, one, get too mad about somebody shitting on the floor.
Surprisingly easy to pick up.
dan friesen
Debatable.
jordan holmes
Depending.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Depending.
dan friesen
It's circumstances.
jordan holmes
If you make good choices previously, it's very easy to clean up.
For bad choices, sometimes you're in a rough go.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And then just like, what greater way to insult somebody?
Just shit on their floor.
dan friesen
Okay.
It's always definitely something you're not prepared.
You don't really know exactly how you're going to deal with it emotionally when you stumble upon such a protest.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I know that.
So I feel like there's no way that Rogan told Alex this, but if he did, he thinks Alex is a complete idiot who he could just tell whatever.
There weren't Rogue employees who took down Rogan's old episodes.
He agreed to take down a bunch of them when he signed a $100 million deal with Spotify because Spotify didn't want to deal with them.
Some of them were episodes where he talked to really dangerous people like Gavin McGinnis or Milo Yiannopoulos and gave them essentially zero pushback on shit.
But one of the 42 episodes that was taken down was Alex's first appearance on episode 911.
This likely had nothing to do with Alex being on it, though, because his return for episode 1555 is still on Spotify, and they had no problem with that.
The most likely explanation for this episode being taken down is that they played a bunch of videos and stuff that they didn't have copyright to in the episode.
At the time, when Rogan was getting $100 million from Spotify, he said, quote, I was like, okay, I don't care.
Because of course he didn't care.
If they're giving you $100 million, you can take down whatever you want.
He doesn't give a shit?
Yeah.
So that was in April 2021.
And then the next year, in February 2022, Spotify removed another 70 episodes from Rogan's back catalog.
The reason this is interesting is because the removal of those episodes was done in response to the backlash to the compilation video of Rogan saying the N-word and a bunch of racist shit on his show.
Spotify was losing users, and artists like Neil Young and Joni Mitchell had asked Spotify to remove their catalogs in protest of Rogan.
Because Rogan loves money, he apologized and said that his show was a, quote, out-of-control juggernaut.
He went back and removed a bunch of episodes where he said super offensive shit, and then everyone moved on.
But news around this time likes to say that India Aree posted the compilation of Rogan saying all this racist shit, and that's what got the ball rolling and caused all the backlash.
In reality, Alex had either created or published this compilation like a year prior when Rogan was refusing to have him back on the show because Alex had lied about what he said about Sandy Hook to Rogan's face.
In his campaign trying to attack Rogan, Alex was calling him a racist, which Alex stopped doing once Rogan had him back on the show, but the ricochet of this shot was that this later outrage against Joe happened, which led to the removal of a ton of his episodes from Spotify.
The point is that Alex and Joe are the types of people who create and profit from their own persecution.
It's perfectly encapsulated by this.
They're dumb shitheads who cause their own problems and then make money off them.
While trying to make everyone else hurt.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes you just aren't ready to hear that Indyari is involved.
You know, you're just not ready.
You're just like, that's just not a name I was thinking of being involved here.
dan friesen
That's the name that is on a lot of the news stories that are concurrent from around that time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because I guess she had a big Twitter presence.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about that?
alex jones
Yep.
jordan holmes
Those were strange times whenever you're just...
You know, it was like people who...
I don't want to say people who had done something as opposed to people who just were really good at engagement farming, but it felt like there was more of that back then, where in order to have a huge following, it was just because you were already like, oh, I released two gold albums last year, so now I've got a huge following, as opposed to like, okay, I went to this social media...
dan friesen
I went to a public hearing and I blurted a bunch of stuff out, yelled at people, and then I got an agent.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
Cool.
dan friesen
So, I have a theory, and it's not a theory, it's just the truth.
And that is that this show has become poisoned by Twitter.
Alex's show is not Anything other than Twitter now.
And I think it's really summed up by this.
alex jones
So Elon Musk just posted this to X. Events in Austin, Texas and D.C. this week are related.
We're engaged in a war that will decide the trajectory of our civilization and NGOs are a major front.
What, the three trillion Trump just cut off and the judge blocked it, but that'll be overthrown?
Overruled.
Our government sent hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money annually to unaccountable non-profit orgs who then fund radical activists and political organizers.
Trump is fighting leftist judges over his federal grant freeze.
And today, the city of Austin, Texas voted to give money to notorious leftist NGOs and to protect legal aliens.
What can we do?
Two arms.
Saddle up.
And stand ready.
It's time for the state of Texas to join in this battle on the side of the good guys.
Read our latest Cicero blog on how Texas can lead with reforms to pierce the veil of any government-funded NGO and stop activists hiding billions in ideological spending behind the grant mazes.
Notice I've been focusing heavily the last week, intensely on this.
I want to get Joe...
Lonsdale on immediately.
Please tell the producers.
dan friesen
So at the beginning of that clip, Alex thought he was reading a tweet that Elon posted.
But by the end, he'd realized it was someone else.
A guy named Joe Lonsdale.
That's kind of weird, and it shows a lack of preparation.
But also, listen to some of that content.
This guy said, and it was in all caps, TO ARMS!
Saddle up and stand ready.
It's time for the state of Texas to join the battle on the side of the good guys.
Wasn't Alex just complaining about Hakeem Jeffries using threatening language?
Like this guy said, TO ARMS, all caps, exclamation point.
Alex has literally no idea what he's talking about or what he's reading.
If he did, he would know that Joe Lonsdale is one of the founders of Palantir, and this post is promoting the blog for the think tank he founded called the Cicero Institute.
They're largely centered on trying to criminalize homelessness.
You notice this kind of thing happening a lot with Alex these days, where he's surprisingly warm to these venture capital-type elites, whereas his entire career is supposed to be about opposing them.
This is happening because he has absolutely zero problem with companies like Palantir.
It was all an act.
Also, this is so indicative of Alex's content.
He's reading a tweet that he hasn't even familiarized himself with before the show.
It's not even misinformation.
It's just nothing.
He's reading a tweet.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, he might as well have his feed on...
Some shows just do that, where they have the live feed on a screen, right?
I'm just like their Twitter feed and then they read "Looks like some...
dan friesen
looks like@bisbisbisbisbis" Probably some Twitch streamers or something.
Yeah, that probably is something that somebody does.
jordan holmes
Might as well just do that, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, but Alex pretends to be something so much more.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And God tells him the future and all this shit.
No, he's a lazy piece of shit who's reading tweets.
jordan holmes
He's cold reading tweets.
dan friesen
Yes!
Thinking it's an Elon Musk thing and then realizing halfway through it's some other guy.
Oops, it's the guy who started Palantir.
jordan holmes
What's he gonna do?
dan friesen
I guess try harder.
jordan holmes
Hey, Palantir, Palinsmere.
Who cares?
Right.
Yeah.
dan friesen
How the times have changed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
dan friesen
So, Alex rants a little bit about how great Elon Musk is because...
jordan holmes
He's great.
dan friesen
Well, Alex is on air, so he has to do some of that.
unidentified
That's fair.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
alex jones
And the city of Austin, Chicago, L.A., Denver, these are the key enemy bases.
And now to have a titan, a big tech...
Leader.
Musk directly flamethrowing each rat hole.
Going after globalists in the EU.
Going after globalists in Latin America.
Going after globalists in Africa.
Going after globalists in the Middle East and Asia and Europe and Eastern Europe.
Flamethrowing the commie mayor of LA.
Flamethrowing the commie mayor of Chicago.
Flamethrowing the evil fake Republican governor of Illinois.
Dominating.
Patrick Bateman 2.0 in California.
And now you see the results.
The mind virus coming after your children, saying men are really women, women are really men, is the pronouns, the cult making you accept California passing a law two years ago that they'll put you in jail if you misgender someone.
Pete Booty Juice.
Last night, had he him on his...
X account.
Zoom in on that.
He removed it last night.
This is the guy that famously would park a quarter mile from his offices and get out of an SUV and then ride a bike.
What a joke.
Now today, Pete Booty Juice has removed him, he, and they're all doing it.
dan friesen
So I think that what Elon is doing is less flamethrowing globalists as much as it is him gutting and attacking anything that can serve as a check or regulation on his ability to accumulate wealth and power.
Most of the things that he's done in terms of the government involve agencies that have a direct connection to his businesses, and many of the countries he's taken particular aim at have been ones that have conflicts with how he runs his platforms.
For instance, he's really been vocal about his support for AFD, which, part of that is just because he's a Nazi.
But another part is that the German courts and the EU Commission in general have been pretty clear that they view the way Twitter is run as being in violation of the Digital Service Act on many counts.
Germany has pretty tight rules on hate speech and Holocaust denial type stuff which Musk is obligated to follow if he wants Twitter to be accessible in Germany.
Those rules stop being a hassle for him if extreme right-wing parties get into power and they don't care to enforce these things.
Many of his actions have this dynamic to them, where there's a really dangerous, hateful side to them, and also a very reasoned, cynical, financial side.
And Alex is weirdly pretending that both of those things are bad.
So weird.
California has no law where you'll go to jail for misgendering someone.
The state has protections in place for workers, where it's against the law to intentionally misgender someone in the workplace.
It's a form of harassment, like any other kind of harassment that just isn't appropriate at work.
Alex is pretending that the law says you'll go to jail if you misgender someone because he strongly opposes regulations meant to protect workers.
He likes the boss because he is the boss, and he thinks the boss should be able to do whatever he wants.
The way Alex is using a middle school level gay bashing against Pete Buttigieg certainly makes me feel more comfortable that Alex is totally cool and doesn't hate gay people I'm more interested in the fake bike riding thing.
Alex hates these photo ops.
These ideas like you get driven over there and then you get out and get on a bike.
He can't stand the idea of like, I don't know, let's say someone putting a piece of duct tape on their own mouth that says silenced so they could pose for a photo with their lawyer outside of a courthouse.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That level of fakeness and opportunism would just piss Alex off.
That person would be a joke.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's pretty bullshit to do that.
dan friesen
Yeah, pretty bullshit.
jordan holmes
You'd have to be pretty embarrassing to be somebody like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And I mean, with news like this, you know, Alex is just, he's too serious.
Think about this, right?
This reminds me, in terms of importance, I remember Reagan saying, Mr. Gorbachev, take down your pronouns.
And the world changed.
dan friesen
It did.
jordan holmes
So it feels like we're just reliving that all over again.
It's a momentous occasion.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They're going to be playing this on...
What happened in the 2020s reels in 2070?
dan friesen
Do you remember the day that libs of TikTok tweeted about Pete Buttigieg removing the pronouns from his bio?
Oh my god.
Is this going to be on the test?
What a history class.
jordan holmes
Whatever future Ken Burns documentary on Twitter is that's like 30 hours long is going to be one of the most annoying things that's ever been created.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, second most annoying thing that's ever been created is Alex Jones' Twitter recap show, which he continues by discussing a meme Elon posted.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
They tried to make us conform.
It backfired.
No more Rachel Levine, the admirals.
And main mission is your children's genitals being removed.
Rachel Levine.
Out, out, out.
These people, they're all over the internet.
Oh, we're coming in the bathroom to talk to your children.
What's wrong with that?
You don't like it?
Literally says that.
Elon Musk put out this great meme the other day.
Number of genders from...
4,004 before Christ to 2020 A.D. was two, male and female, in the animal kingdom as well.
But from 2021 A.D. to 2024 A.D., 73 genders.
And now in the year 2025, present, it's back to two.
Now, where do we see this before?
Many times, but the Jacobins of the Illuminati, the real Illuminati in the history books, French Revolution, not to empower people to enslave, wanted a nine-day week, no families, wanted to turn the average human into an animal, wanted to destroy language and culture.
They created communism.
It's mainline history books.
You see where communism has its roots, the Jacobins, the French Revolution, who were worshippers of Lucifer.
But did Saul Alinsky say he followed Lucifer?
Look it up.
Dedicated his book, Rules for Radicals, to it.
unidentified
So...
alex jones
When you see Zuckerberg apologizing and saying he's not a globalist, I said, I want to see you stop the censorship.
And I want to see, you know, what else should you do?
Well, he said, no more DEI, no more men and women's bathrooms here, no more tampons and men's bathrooms.
dan friesen
I think Alex got lost in his thoughts about the Jacobins here.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It seems like he was going to say that the Jacobins and the Illuminati tried to bring in a bunch of genders and then kind of realized that that would invalidate the premise of Elon Musk's meme because there should be a spike in the late 1700s along with the 2021 to 2024 one.
Elon's memes are not to be corrected.
So Alex just got lost in saying other things about the Illuminati that didn't connect to the main point he seemed to be trying to make.
And I think that this is a really good illustration of Alex's conversational pattern.
He starts with one thing.
In this case, his feelings of vindication about transphobia becoming more mainstream within the power elites.
In order to cover that subject, he finds a source to work from.
Almost always something someone posted on Twitter, often tracing back to Elon.
To expand on the incredibly trivial source he's working with, Alex will try to connect that thing to something else from his world of mythology.
In this case, the Jacobins and the Illuminati.
He'll wander down that road a little bit and say some of the words he's memorized to say about these things and try to make it connect.
This will often fail because the connection between his trivial source and his expanded mythology isn't really there.
Instead of owning up to the fact that his thought went nowhere and he made a connection between two unrelated things, Alex needs to keep the plates spinning, so he jumps to another subject that connects to the initial thing that he was talking about, in this case, transphobia.
We can call Alex's jump-off point A, call his connection B, and the thing about Zuckerberg there at the end, we'll call that C. A connects with C, but it's not very interesting.
The right-wing hates and is uncomfortable about trans people existing, and Mark Zuckerberg is feeling less pressure to accommodate trans employees because the right-wing is in power and they won't enforce these worker protections on him anymore.
That's not interesting.
So Alex needs B to season things up into a story that can keep the audience's attention.
A doesn't connect with B, and B doesn't connect with C. But because A connects with C, and because Alex just keeps talking, he's able to make it look like this all makes sense to just a passive observer.
A and C are what are real.
His hatred of trans people and his desire to let companies discriminate against their employees.
B is really just there for branding purposes.
When you look at Elon's meme, really what it's illustrating is not number of genders.
It's illustrating right-wing hysteria.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Those four years, they used this as the cornerstone of their panic and their cultural hysterics.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's what that graph would be showing.
Not any...
Connection to reality.
About number of genders people understand or whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Boy.
People really...
You know, if you've ever been called into your boss's office and then had them show you a Farside cartoon, not like...
You just called me...
I just got called into the boss's office where you're like, what's going to happen?
And they're just like, have you seen this?
That makes you really angry, right?
That's how I feel about Elon Musk just tweeting a stupid fucking meme.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you know, there's another element of it too that is I've called you into my office to tell you about Alex talking about Elon talking about a meme.
jordan holmes
Sure, there's that.
dan friesen
Which is also infuriating.
jordan holmes
There's that.
That's there.
That's definitely, it's possible that that exists.
dan friesen
Whose time is not being wasted?
jordan holmes
I mean, I didn't know of the meme up until this point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So now that I have that information, I can move forward, and it does not feel like it improves my life in any way.
Like, if I was Marie Kondo, that meme would be gone from my brain.
dan friesen
Doesn't spark joy?
jordan holmes
No, out.
Gone.
dan friesen
Well, I felt like the only way that I could make it into anything worthwhile is trying to use this to explain the way that Alex uses that B. No, I understand.
jordan holmes
I understand.
dan friesen
And I think if you look at a lot of his storylines and the way he talks, you'll see that pop out quite a bit.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, thought one and three are connected, and then the middle one is just to make it interesting.
And it's not really connected at all.
And I think if you were forced to, like, accept...
All the times that his thoughts went nowhere.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I think people would be like, man, you have a lot of bad thoughts.
jordan holmes
Really just letting him go, too.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Just really spewing him out.
dan friesen
Cool, man.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So it's all Twitter.
jordan holmes
It's all Twitter.
dan friesen
It's all fucking Twitter.
jordan holmes
It's all Twitter.
alex jones
But I didn't know this video existed.
It's just one thing to have the federal filings that they already had it made on the shelf and it was man-made, so they owned the patents on it and they would own the patents on the supposed vaccine to respond to it.
And now that's all come out, even in Congress.
But look at this video at the World Economic Forum.
The globalists knew.
They planned it in advance.
CEO of Moderna admits, we made the vaccine in 2019 because we knew the pandemic was coming.
Let that sink in.
They knew.
They had the exact vaccine for COVID-19.
They were behind it, and they will be behind the next one.
Klaus Schwab and WF are a serious danger to all of humanity.
This isn't theory.
It's coordinated agenda.
What are they planning next?
Now, that's Jim Ferguson.
dan friesen
Alex isn't reporting on the CEO of Moderna or anything he said at the World Economic Forum.
He's covering a tweet.
Some guy named Jim Ferguson tweeted this, and Alex is covering that tweet.
He's not covering the video.
He's not covering the vaccine coverage or anything.
He's covering a tweet.
That is what he's doing.
That's the level of work he's capable of at this point, and it is uninspiring.
jordan holmes
It's not great.
dan friesen
No.
Cold reading tweets.
jordan holmes
He's reading the tweet.
Covering is a very generous way of describing what he's doing with that tweet.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Covering is an interesting...
Like, he's not got a bunch of different angles on it.
Just kind of just say...
He's repeating something.
dan friesen
He's reading it.
jordan holmes
It's like a book report.
dan friesen
A bad one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, Report is also doing a lot of work there.
dan friesen
If I'm a person who's interested in uncovering truth, then I see a tweet from this Jim Ferguson character, right?
And I'm like, oh my god, this is a person saying that they had foreknowledge of the COVID pandemic and made a vaccine in advance.
I'm going to go ahead and watch this whole interview.
I'm going to watch where this came from.
And if I'm Alex Jones and I'm convinced that this is good evidence, I'm going to play that whole conversation.
I'm going to discuss it.
We're going to do an actual bit of coverage about the source material.
I'm not going to read this guy's tweet and then maybe click on it and play the little bit that's on Twitter.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's pathetic.
jordan holmes
Probably not going to be enough.
dan friesen
That's indicative of not caring about what's beneath the surface, and all you care about is Twitter engagement.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does kind of, you know that whole, like, stop drilling, you've hit oil thing.
Boy, you shouldn't take it that hard.
That's some whiplash of not drilling.
Drill a little bit deeper.
Just a little bit.
dan friesen
Don't sell a sold car.
Don't raffle a raffled car.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
So Alex does end up playing the clip.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
That's in this guy's Twitter.
And we'll talk about that here in a second.
alex jones
This is really important.
But first, here's the clip of the CEO of Moderna, who, again, the Pentagon went to them with Gates, created this company just for this.
They've been given the bird flu contracts before Biden left.
I mean, this is their little front group.
Here it is.
unidentified
And I'm going to go with Stefan Bansel.
Let's talk about vaccine development, because we've heard how it happened, obviously, with COVID-19 starting from 2022, and how extraordinary the process was also in terms of the speed.
How is development, adoption and scaling of vaccine going on when it comes for different variants and sub-variants?
Because this is one of the big concerns, as we're all here now, and we're discussing, we understand the context, and this is a great deal.
Sure.
stephane bancel
Good morning, and thank you for having me on the panel.
So the great news versus 2020, where we are today, is we have manufacturing capacity.
As Seth knows, when the pandemic happened, Moderna had made 100,000 dollars in 2019 for the whole year.
And I remember walking after Davos into the office of my head of manufacturing, and I say, how will we make a billion dollars next year?
And they look at me a bit funny, say, what?
I say, yeah, we need to make a billion dollars next year.
dan friesen
There's going to be a pandemic.
alex jones
And Fauci said, don't worry, Trump will be hit by a new pandemic out of China respiratory.
Boy, they don't even hide it because they love to brag like we're all stupid.
All right, Dr. Kirk Elliott joins us for the balance of the hour.
dan friesen
That's Alex's gold sponsor, so fuck him.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
This is a clip from 2023, and it doesn't reveal that Moderna had advanced knowledge of the pandemic.
If you go into that clip with that interpretation, it's easy to see how you can make what the guy says fit that mold.
But if you challenge the context and ask follow-up questions, that interpretation is pretty hard to support, which is why all Alex is covering is the little clip that's put on Twitter in order to misinform.
Yeah.
unidentified
So this guy is talking about manufacturing capacity and the ability to adjust to new situations.
dan friesen
In 2019, Moderna made 100,000 doses of all across the board medications, not just COVID vaccines.
In 2020, this guy saw what was happening in the world and asked if it was possible for them to make a billion doses.
If you listen to the clip in context of the conversation that's happening, you even hear him reference Seth.
In that clip, the person who just spoke is this guy, Seth Berkley, who was pointing out that in 2020, when the World Economic Forum met, there were people who didn't think COVID was going to become a worldwide pandemic.
Seth points out that the Moderna CEO was one of the people who were concerned that this was going to become a pandemic, and that he was especially concerned with the ability to provide solutions to less developed countries.
So they're talking about these decisions and these ideas that he had in 2020.
Sure.
It's not suspicious.
In the larger context.
But it is if you just present this little tiny piece.
Which is why that's all Alex is doing.
jordan holmes
It's any business owner being like, hey, we sold all of our hamburgers.
Can we make more hamburgers?
How do we make more hamburgers?
Because we will also sell those hamburgers.
dan friesen
But also, you only know how many doses of all your shit you had in 2019 into 2020.
He's talking about being in 2020.
And seeing the writing on the wall, and being like, this looks like this could be a friend of, can we boost manufacturing?
It's kind of like we sold all the hamburgers, and I see a great increase in need for hamburgers.
jordan holmes
Looking like it's coming.
dan friesen
Possibly coming.
jordan holmes
Probably gonna happen.
dan friesen
So, I just, I think this show is Twitter.
jordan holmes
It is very Twitter-y.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It depresses me.
Yeah.
There's so much going on.
There's so much that is just not even being touched, not even being addressed at all on Alex's show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we have just Twitter after Twitter.
You have Elon Musk posted a meme.
Pete Buttigieg took his pronouns out of his bio.
All this shit is just, it's meaningless.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
His show is almost meaningless.
jordan holmes
It is like...
The entirety of Twitter has turned into what QAnon used to be.
dan friesen
And the government.
Throw them in there, too.
jordan holmes
Sure.
But I mean, it is all a fictional game that everyone is building together.
And it's just like, oh, I just saw this clip.
I didn't hear it right.
I'll cut it, edit it, tweet out something, and then five minutes later, some guy halfway across the world is like, ah!
And that's it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the whole thing.
dan friesen
And there's all kinds of sort of malign, corrupt, just sort of reinforcements for, like, you can make money if your tweets go viral enough.
It's a disgusting economy.
jordan holmes
And the sales pitch is always the same.
We're just one hammer strike away from Dracula's heart.
One more.
It's so close.
All you gotta do is just get us over the line with all of the money that you have left.
Any more?
No?
Well, then we can't do it.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's...
I don't know.
I know that he's full of shit.
He's always full of shit.
And at other times in history, he's been full of shit.
But it just feels like there's even more vapidness.
In this stretch after Trump won.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
After he didn't get killed before the inauguration, Alex, it just feels kind of like a limp noodle.
Like, it just...
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, what's fun about it is to a certain extent, like, their narratives that they were pitching all the way up until the inauguration kind of rely on it not being just a regular old peaceful transition of power, where we just go, okay, well, we'll see you in a couple years.
Vote for the House.
It's got to be like, this is the moment where the left finally strikes.
dan friesen
Right.
Everyone shows their horns.
They reveal their demonic form that was hidden all along.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Nope.
And to go from that to like, oh, here's Bernie Sanders in a confirmation hearing.
Yeah, I get it.
dan friesen
But like, yeah, I think what you're saying also has a lot of salience for like Alex.
He's...
Yelled about the devil all this time, and then like, oh yeah, RFK got the votes to be confirmed.
Tulsi Gabbard got the votes.
jordan holmes
Easy.
dan friesen
Kash Patel is the head of the FBI.
jordan holmes
Where was the devil?
dan friesen
The devil could have stopped any of that shit.
jordan holmes
It feels like the devil either used to have a lot more power, or, conversely...
Is the one doing this?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's really hard to get a credible feeling of, like, you're under attack when all of this has gone so fucking easy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, oh well.
jordan holmes
The enemy's in the bushes.
I mean, clearly.
I guess we'll see you tomorrow.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
I mean, they're in the bushes, but apparently they can't get out?
Are they trapped?
dan friesen
The devil has not captured bush.
Trimming technology yet.
jordan holmes
What you gonna do?
dan friesen
Who knows?
jordan holmes
Just trapped.
dan friesen
So we'll see you next time.
See where Alex is going.
I really need some inspiration from him.
I need something to really kick things into high gear.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it can't be a tweet.
jordan holmes
I think we need a real life heist.
I think we need somebody to try and steal all the gold from Fort Knox.
And then we'll have some serious...
dan friesen
That would be good.
jordan holmes
We'll have some content.
We'll have some news.
dan friesen
That would be good.
I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sure, that's going to be great.
Because that's still coming.
I have that as like...
Almost just like the only...
jordan holmes
I'm looking forward to just reliving that whole halftime show all over again.
dan friesen
Especially through a dipshit's eyes.
jordan holmes
Through a dipshit's eyes?
I didn't get to hear any dipshits tell me about how racist Kendrick was.
dan friesen
Yeah, you get to hear that and plenty of it, I'm sure.
But until we're back, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
Woo, yeah!
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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