#966: September 19, 2024
In this installment, Alex breaks the news of Trump surviving a chemical weapon assassination attempt, only to be later literally replaced by a robot.
Sept. 23, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| And endure. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Need money. | |
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your room. | ||
|
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Knowledge fight. | |
| Not knowledgefight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're going to be dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| Why don't you go first? | ||
| My bright spot is, I don't know if you've heard about this fella. | ||
| Alcatraz? | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Pete Sampras? | ||
| Andre Agassi? | ||
| Rafa? | ||
| Jokovic? | ||
| Plays a little game called baseball. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So... | ||
| I know. | ||
| I actually know what you're going to say. | ||
| Yeah, so nobody's ever done 50 home runs and 50 stolen bases before. | ||
| Right. | ||
| In the same season. | ||
| 50-50 club. | ||
| Because that's not a thing you can do. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Of the things that people can do, that's not one of them. | ||
| Like, here's the fun thing about baseball. | ||
| Shohei Otani did this. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so the fun thing about baseball is that because there's so many different possible things that happen, every season there's like 50 different, oh, well this has never happened in the thousand year history of people playing baseball before. | ||
| Isn't that interesting? | ||
| Isn't that fun? | ||
| Right? | ||
| This is fucking demonic. | ||
| This is horrifying. | ||
| This is a man who's transcended beyond the idea. | ||
| Like, people, there aren't adjectives anymore. | ||
| We've run out of the words to describe the man. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, there's some things that are like the, like batting for the cycle or hitting three home runs in a game that are like, it happens very rarely, but it does happen. | ||
| This is like never. | ||
| This is not a, no, it's not just never. | ||
| It's not a possible thing that can happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is a thing that is impossible that the man is just doing. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| And he's a pitcher. | ||
| And he's not even supposed to be there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He is not supposed to be there. | ||
| So I'm going to read to you here from a text that I got from my buddy Burger. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Get ready for a bright spot from Jordan about Otani being the first in the 50-50 club. | ||
| So I got that the other day. | ||
| Oh, so you saw it coming. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, because my buddy Berger predicted it. | ||
| Shout out, Berger. | ||
| Okay, so here's the thing. | ||
| Ultimately, he broke the reality thing at around 48, right? | ||
| And then he got close to 50-50. | ||
| And then he had one game, and he was like, well, I'm almost there at 50, so I'm going to hit three home runs in this game, get to 51, naturally. | ||
| I'm going to steal a couple bases. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| I'm going to hit a couple of doubles and a single. | ||
| I'm going to hit in 10 RBIs. | ||
| People struggle to get, like, whenever, oh, he's going to break the record for home runs this year. | ||
| And then it's like ten games of a slump because they're trying too hard. | ||
| Not the case! | ||
| Three home runs in one game! | ||
| And the season's not over, right? | ||
| Not even close! | ||
| He's going to make his own clubs. | ||
| All of the clubs are his clubs by himself, yeah. | ||
| My response to Berger when he texted me, because I didn't know that no one's ever done this before. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| My response was like, man, people haven't been trying that hard, I guess. | ||
| Well, you know. | ||
| Boy, they've been trying so hard. | ||
| Or is it... | ||
| I mean, like, honestly, can you exclude the possibilities on the juice? | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because juice really isn't even a... | ||
| So, like, if it was the juice... | ||
| You'd be able to see very clearly the mass changes, the size changes, the way that things are going. | ||
| It is just that he has turned himself into an F1 car. | ||
| There's a team of people who monitor everything he does. | ||
| He's got a strict diet that does everything. | ||
| He works out the exact same amount all the time. | ||
| And this is his life. | ||
| Can I suggest a second possibility? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Is there a new juice? | ||
| I mean, I'm sure there is. | ||
| I'm sure there's... | ||
| Why wouldn't you keep inventing juice that can't be caught by the people who try to catch juice? | ||
| Well, I mean, if you're a Formula One car, you're looking for that Nas. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Do they use Nas? | ||
| They use the thing... | ||
| It's called a DRM, I think. | ||
| Whatever it is. | ||
| It's a Nas, yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But yeah, like, why wouldn't you? | ||
| He's on the Nas. | ||
| There's a billion dollars in the cheating. | ||
| Well, congratulations to your favorite player doing something unbelievable. | ||
| I don't even know if he's my favorite player. | ||
| He's young, too. | ||
| Crazy young. | ||
| He has a crazy rest of the season and then a rest of a career to... | ||
| No, he's already... | ||
| He's going to break baseball. | ||
| He's already the greatest baseball player ever to live because there's nobody who could ever do what he's doing. | ||
| You know, it's just like a not... | ||
| It's not possible. | ||
| Because now it's not even... | ||
| What about John Rocker? | ||
| Like, okay, so like the 56 game history... | ||
| Remember John Rocker? | ||
| I do remember him. | ||
| He was on Survivor. | ||
| He was... | ||
| I believe he hit a lot of people in the subway, too. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's not popular on Survivor either. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| He's kind of a piece of shit. | ||
| Yeah, I am. | ||
| I derailed you entirely with mentioning John Rocker. | ||
| There's no point to anything after you mentioned John Rocker. | ||
| Now it's just time to fight the Mets. | ||
| Speaking of which, he was on Survivor. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the guy from Pod Save America was on this season of Survivor. | ||
| What's Pod Save America? | ||
| John Lovett is his name. | ||
| Is that the Obama kids? | ||
| Yeah, he's a speechwriter. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| He has this really successful giant podcast. | ||
| Did they do it? | ||
| And he was on Survivor. | ||
| There's been one episode and I said was. | ||
| He was the first off. | ||
| Oh, good. | ||
| I was underwhelmed. | ||
| Yeah, I believe it. | ||
| Sorry for spoilers for the first episode of Survivor. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So yeah. | ||
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All right. | |
| Enjoy your baseball. | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| I'm on a secret mission. | ||
| You are on a secret mission. | ||
| We will talk about that later. | ||
| Next! | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| It might be a little bit on the briefer side. | ||
| On account of the secret mission. | ||
| Well, that's part of it. | ||
| And then the other part of it is something very extreme happened on the 19th in terms of Alex's coverage. | ||
| And then he left the show halfway through. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| So we only have... | ||
| We have what we have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we'll get to business on this, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, my bright spot is walking into the kitchen to hear Nikki and Jacket badly singing along to the Knowledge Fight theme song. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're on our policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much! | |
| I know. | ||
| Next, infinite hearsay, infinite jest. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're on our policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| You ever read that book? | ||
| Yes, I have. | ||
| No, you haven't. | ||
| Next, Lee, text me back. | ||
| It's Mahan Shire. | ||
| You know you're Steve Pechenik. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much! | |
| Man, when he starts listing films, all right, that's whenever it really is like... | ||
| People really want you to read this fucking book, don't they? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's just because he's... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| We got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much, too. | ||
| I've accidentally pressed play on my phone in public when listening to Knowledge Fight and then had to have an awkward conversation about why I'm not actually listening to Alex Jones. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're an out-technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Four stars. | ||
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | |
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Also, can I just say, as a former comedian, it's not funny. | ||
| People used to say he was fucking funny. | ||
| He was not funny. | ||
| David Foster Wallace has some funny stuff. | ||
| He was not funny. | ||
| Maybe Infinite Jest isn't the most hilarious thing, but he has some good writing. | ||
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I understand he has a sense of humor, but he's not funny. | |
| There's a difference. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| There's a sense of ironic juxtaposition that he can employ, and then he can use fucking delayed timing with his dumb fucking footnotes or whatever. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| But it's not funny. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| You're mad. | ||
| I am mad. | ||
| I'm mad because nobody read that book, and I read the book, and I hate... | ||
| Fine. | ||
| I do know that I've run into a lot of people who have not read it. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's why I did read it, because everybody says they didn't read it, and then whenever you do read it, you're like, fucking this book's... | ||
| Ask me if I've read it. | ||
| Have you read it? | ||
| No comment. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| So we're going to start off this episode here with the big fucking news. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Something really severe happened, and I was like, well, we got to... | ||
| I mean, what are we going to do? | ||
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Of course. | |
| This is huge. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's Thursday. | ||
| September 19, 2024. | ||
| It appears Trump just survived another assassination attempt, this time a chemical attack. | ||
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Infowars. | |
| Tomorrow's news today. | ||
| Tomorrow's news today? | ||
| That is huge. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| Trump survived a chemical attack. | ||
| I did not know that he was chemically attacked. | ||
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You didn't know this? | |
| No! | ||
| I mean, it's big. | ||
| I would assume so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How did this one get stopped? | ||
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Uh... | |
| Or did it not get stopped? | ||
| I think... | ||
| If you're going with Alex's shit, it didn't get stopped. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it did happen, and Trump survived it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, I think he's trying to reclaim some of this Trump's gonna get poisoned predictions that he's made in the past. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I think there's a lot of incentive for him to do this, but I don't know. | ||
| I think I've expressed... | ||
| A shock that there's been so little interest in the gunman at Mar-a-Lago? | ||
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Sure. | |
| You know? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is a parody level of that. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Too interested in... | ||
| In theory, Trump survived a chemical weapon attack. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I don't hear anybody talking about this. | ||
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It's true. | |
| It's not a big deal. | ||
| Alex is talking about it on the 19th. | ||
| It happened a week prior to this. | ||
| Wait, wait, what? | ||
| It happened a week before. | ||
| How did I not know about it even happened a week ago? | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| So Alex is really excited about this news that he's going to break. | ||
| We'll talk about it a little more. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But in order to pump things up, he's doing a lot of voice work. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Well, the broadcasts are always powerful and informative, and the globalists hate it. | ||
| But today, Stephen Crowder, Roger Stone, Ian Carroll, Chase Geyser, and more. | ||
| On this Thursday, September 19th, 2024 Transmission, I'm your host, Alex Jones, and you found it, the tip of the pro-human, pro-God, Spear. | ||
| We have been given this power by God because He has a mission for us. | ||
| And we must march forward fearlessly knowing that we are in God's plan and God's will. | ||
| I basically always say this, but it's even more true today. | ||
| I've never had so much news. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| Let me tell you what's coming up. | ||
| So I think that that's a really good clip to illustrate how this doesn't really work without the music under it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like there's the pauses for clearly there's like a guitar solo going on here or something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's trying to do this cool talk over the music, but he doesn't have the rights to whatever this he was playing was. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So he can't put it out on his channel. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like maybe GCN. | ||
| Genesis Communications Network, maybe they have some kind of a licensing deal. | ||
| Just like a regular ASCAP thing. | ||
| Yeah, like the radio stations have. | ||
| So that radio feed can have that, but Alex doesn't have the rights to it. | ||
| Speaking of rights, it's come to my attention that Alex's auction is going to happen. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Did you see about this? | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| So there's the auctioning off of these assets, and included with InfoWars store. | ||
| Part of the asset is customer information. | ||
| Great! | ||
| Right. | ||
| Great! | ||
| Part of the asset of InfoWars itself is the newsletter subscribers. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There is so much personal information of Alex's audience that is being auctioned off. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I think that Alex's audience should be furious about this. | ||
| I would be really, really unhappy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I've been thinking about it since this came to my attention. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think that if this goes bad, Alex's show could be like the biggest honeypot ever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Accidentally. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I... | ||
| Ideologically, I think that's wrong. | ||
| I genuinely think that's a really fucked up thing that you could sell. | ||
| It's a fucked up thing for them to give, of course. | ||
| But you shouldn't then be able to sell it. | ||
| Well, and Alex probably can't destroy those lists now, because that would be destroying the value of his asset. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| So, here's the real irony. | ||
| If Alex buys his own company, or if his dad's company buys it, or whatever, or an ally or something buys it, then everything's fine. | ||
| These lists aren't potentially dangerous. | ||
| But ironically, if I end up with the company, they're just as safe. | ||
| Because I would destroy those lists too. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because that's what believing in something means. | ||
| Ironically, I would protect his audience's information. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if, like, the government or Facebook got a hold of it, you fucked. | ||
| Or someone trying to sell something. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| In theory, you could... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I wonder if the... | ||
| Or someone who's putting together a list of patriots. | ||
| The minister of retribution. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| So, we get back to this chemical attack. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And it happened in Tucson. | ||
| Okay, wait. | ||
| And here's Alex giving some base details. | ||
| Let me tell you what's coming up. | ||
| Turns out, a week ago, Before this Sunday, Sunday before last, 10 days ago, 11 days ago, the police have checked, the doctors have checked. | ||
| Almost everybody in the rows, just 10, 15 feet behind Trump in Tucson, has their eyes swole shut. | ||
| So that was September 12th. | ||
| They tried to kill Trump on a Saturday on July. | ||
| 13th, then last Sunday, but the Sunday before, that'd be Thursday, they tried to whack Trump. | ||
| It's appearing. | ||
| Chemical attack. | ||
| 20 Trump rally attendees sick with mysterious illness after standing on stage with GOP nominee. | ||
| Alright, now I'm listening. | ||
| So Alex has some of the details of this story wrong. | ||
| According to Tucson News 4, six people who were on stage with Trump during his rally reported having eye pain after the event. | ||
| There's no evidence that there was a chemical attack, nor do their symptoms necessarily indicate that, but here we are. | ||
| Trump survived this third assassination attempt, I guess. | ||
| If what the local news reports cover is accurate, it's definitely an interesting situation. | ||
| There were two groups of Trump fans on stage behind him as the sort of... | ||
| sort of setup was. | ||
| One was on stage left, one was on stage right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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And only the group on stage right were affected by this eye thing. | |
| They were a fair distance away from Trump while he was speaking, so it doesn't really make sense that someone who was going to go through all the trouble of planning a chemical attack on Trump would target there and then leave Trump totally alone. | ||
| Right. | ||
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But Alex gets around this by being like, they were trying to get him when he walked in, because he walked in from that side. | |
| Right. | ||
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Wouldn't it make more sense that somebody just didn't wash their hands properly? | |
| That's possible. | ||
| I've seen some commentary from doctors, and the first thing they make clear is that without examining these people, it's pretty much impossible to say what happened. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| That said, one of the most likely candidates is UV lighting causing snow blindness. | ||
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Sure. | |
| If the lights weren't set up right, this could easily explain how one section was affected by this and not another, but it's just a hypothesis. | ||
| Some kind of chemical irritant, like you're saying, like someone didn't wash their hands or whatever, that's another possibility, but it seems really dumb to assume that this was an averted chemical attack. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You have to be pretty motivated to jump to that conclusion. | ||
| Yeah, and you're in a place where hand-washing is, like, part of their whole deal is that they don't have to wash hands. | ||
| They don't believe in germ theory. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So, like, that would make the most sense to me, anyways. | ||
| It's, yeah, I mean, it's in the running. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Or chemical attack that, look, if you go through all the trouble of a fucking chemical attack to take out Trump. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You're not doing it to miss. | ||
| And you're not doing it to just sort of send a scary message. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I do like the image of a bumbling assassin who's just kind of like globetrotting around trying to kill Trump but is foiled at the last second by fucking Inspector Gadget or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, you've gone through the elaborate layers of planning this chemical attack. | ||
| I'll get you next time, Gadget. | ||
| Yeah, he's just walking out of the Tucson arena going, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. | ||
| Oh, shit, oh, shit. | ||
| They're behind me. | ||
| They're behind me. | ||
| I am so fired. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| So, we had this story recently of Israel blowing up pagers. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You heard about this story? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That one's fucked. | ||
| That one's fucked. | ||
| Everybody should be fucked over that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| It's really a bizarre and awful... | ||
| That's fucked. | ||
| And I will say that I think Alex has the beginning of a good angle on this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And then he fucks it up entirely. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| As he keeps talking. | ||
| I didn't comment on the pager story the last 48 hours. | ||
| I wanted to research it more. | ||
| Now I'll be able to tell you what's going on there. | ||
| Detonating and blowing the testicles and things off a lot of people. | ||
| And the bigger issue is a lot of these people are totally innocent. | ||
| Hezbollah and Hamas operate as government institutions in Lebanon, in Gaza, and so they run businesses to raise money, and they sell the tens of thousands of pagers to people, not just to their fighters. | ||
| So I think it's a very terroristic, immoral attack, just like when Hamas or Hezbollah attacks Israeli civilians. | ||
| Two wrongs don't make a right, but that's not the angle I'm going with here. | ||
| It's that under the New World Order technocracy, whether it is your solar panels or your car or your pager or your cell phone, they can all be weaponized. | ||
| And I've been talking about this for decades. | ||
| Okay, man. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
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Cool. | |
| All right. | ||
| So, like, he has a point that almost sounds like, all right. | ||
| I'm gonna join you in this. | ||
| This is, you know, a lot of innocent people are killed. | ||
| This is not a tactic that seems appropriate. | ||
| This is terroristic in nature. | ||
| And then his conclusion is, man, technology is scary. | ||
| I mean, that is one valid conclusion to come to, I suppose. | ||
| It's trite. | ||
| Technology is scary. | ||
| It is trite. | ||
| I agree with you on that front. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Yeah, no, I like it. | ||
| I like it because if you have questions about this, it's very easy to know how wrong you are. | ||
| Like, if you hear about this story and then you have, like, well, nope, you're done. | ||
| You're done. | ||
| But this dynamic here is the same as Alex's appearing to have support for Palestinian populations, and then it just being like, I don't want them here, leading to... | ||
| that this is the same thing it's like okay uh support uh for palestinians is is good uh not wanting them here motivating it is bad right um thinking that this attack was not appropriate and terroristic in nature good yeah your conclusion and the angle that you're going to take on it is technology is scary Bad. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Yes, that is... | ||
| It is one of those, like, when you're trapped inside of something... | ||
| And then it turns out that there's just this glass wall, and you can see you're trapped. | ||
| Like, this thing, you know, you know, you know! | ||
| You don't need somebody to explain it to you. | ||
| You can see it right there, and then you realize, I'm trapped in this box. | ||
| So I guess technology is scary. | ||
| I guess I'm gonna talk about boxes. | ||
| Yep, that's as good as I can do. | ||
| So, Trump, obviously, the best. | ||
| And everyone gets it. | ||
| Even arch-liberals. | ||
| Oh, do they? | ||
| Like George W. Bush. | ||
| George W. Bush not endorsing Kamala, which is a tacit endorsement of Trump. | ||
| He knows to sit it out. | ||
| The Teamsters are upwards of 60% voted to vote for Trump, but the leadership won't do it, so that's an endorsement of the Teamsters themselves, and there were a bunch of other big endorsements of Trump. | ||
| By people that have not been politically active or have been liberal in the past. | ||
| It just means Elon Musk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But also, these thoughts are weirdly disconnected, because George W. Bush, who Alex thinks did 9-11, and the Teamsters are being referenced in the same voice as people who are really liberal and not political. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| Yeah, yep, yep, yep. | ||
| I would probably say the single most political thing that ever existed was George W. Bush. | ||
| In our lifetime, it was very, very political. | ||
| Very political in nature was all of the things he was. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that George W. Bush not endorsing the Republican nominee, that's more of a message than him not supporting Harris. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that the expectation is that he would endorse Trump. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because he's a Republican two-term president. | ||
| You know, here's what I would say. | ||
| I think that it is actually apolitical. | ||
| Because one of the big things that W was known for is that you would like to have a beer with him. | ||
| And nobody wants to have a beer with Trump. | ||
| He doesn't drink. | ||
| So it makes sense. | ||
| Harris would be fun to have a beer with. | ||
| Yeah, see? | ||
| It's just an alcohol thing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, that's what it is. | ||
| W is just an alcoholic. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| But you think that he and Trump would bond over their shared love of golf. | ||
| It's the greatest moment. | ||
| Golf is the number one place to drink! | ||
| The thing that sticks out the most of Bush's presidency is him... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, hey, that's... | ||
| Check out this drive. | ||
| That one is gonna go down as legend. | ||
| That and him getting a shoe thrown at him. | ||
| The shoe and the check out this drive are really great. | ||
| They really are. | ||
| So, the globalists, they keep admitting that they're doing frauds. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They keep getting caught admitting frauds. | ||
| Bad idea. | ||
| In one month, they've had three coups. | ||
| The UN spokesman admitting that they're a total fraud in 19... | ||
| 5% of what they do is a lie and that they should be abolished and they think Trump will abolish them. | ||
| That was big. | ||
| Then to accept that, the head spokesperson, the head of public affairs for the Southern District of New York, DOJ, said, yeah, he's totally innocent. | ||
| It's all political. | ||
| It's double jeopardy. | ||
| He's done nothing wrong. | ||
| It's all Soros running it. | ||
| It's criminal. | ||
| And then the judge the next day put off Trump's sentencing in the criminal trial until... | ||
| After the election because of it. | ||
| And basically shot that down. | ||
| And then now they've got the head of emergency management and the COVID response saying, yeah, it's all giant fraud. | ||
| We just had huge sex parties. | ||
| The city officials. | ||
| It was a weird thing for him to admit. | ||
| And had sex with each other and took ecstasy and other drugs. | ||
| And we just did it every night. | ||
| It was wonderful. | ||
| That does sound great. | ||
| It's the same thing all over the world. | ||
| They know it's a total scam. | ||
| Crowder's coming up on that. | ||
| Yeah, Stephen Crowder's gonna keep talking about that shit. | ||
| So, Dr. Jay Varma, a senior public health advisor in New York during the pandemic, got caught on an undercover Project Veritas-style video posted by Stephen Crowder, admitting that between April 2020 and May 2021, he went to some sex parties. | ||
| He has said that the video is real, but edited to remove some context, but... | ||
| He did in fact go to at least one sex party and a dance party that was held under a Wall Street bank. | ||
| This doesn't really prove that COVID was a fraud or that the public advice he was promoting was bad. | ||
| It's really more an indication that he's not necessarily the person who should be doing public health leadership. | ||
| If you're a public advocate about the dangers of drug addiction and then you die from an overdose, that doesn't invalidate the message about the dangers of some drugs. | ||
| It's just more about you as an individual. | ||
| That said, the New York Times article about this makes it very clear that this sex party was technically following the COVID guidelines at the time, since it was an indoor gathering of less than 10 people. | ||
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I'm okay. | |
| I mean, listen, I'm not a prude. | ||
| Fucking go fuck each other. | ||
| We were all dealing with COVID in our own way. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Go fuck other strangers. | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| Optically, it does. | ||
| look bad. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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I think for public health officials who are advising, you know, distancing and, you know, making sacrifices to engage in behaviors that might be totally acceptable and fine. | |
| Maybe frivolous a little. | ||
| I'm just exchanging a bunch of fluids! | ||
| That's the real issue. | ||
| It's maybe frivolous given the context. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Given the timing. | ||
| Disagree. | ||
| That's what you should be doing. | ||
| Spend all your energy fucking, because you can't go anywhere. | ||
| The problem is that it's, you know, you're just secreting shit. | ||
| The dance party that's under Wall Street. | ||
| The Wall Street Bank is a little bit less defensible because you could probably make an argument that all of our sex party participants were in a bubble or something. | ||
| You could do something like that. | ||
| You'd have to be in a bubble for a good sex party. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, this was a video that Steven Crowder did. | ||
| I'm part of a polycule. | ||
| What do you want from me, man? | ||
| So the Trump thing is about another undercover video Crowder released where the chief public information officer for the U.S. Attorney's Office in the Southern District of New York, Nicholas Biasi, he called the Stormy Daniels hush money case, quote, nonsense and, quote, a perversion of justice. | ||
| He doesn't work for the same office that that case was in, and he had nothing to do with the actual case. | ||
| But he did say those things on that video. | ||
| So CNN reported that he responded, quote, To translate, he was lying to try to get laid. | ||
| So, that was what was going on there. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
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Cool. | |
| This seems like it may be Crowder's new thing. | ||
| James O 'Keefe is kind of an embarrassing figure now that he's been ousted from Veritas, and most of the cool kids in the right-wing scene don't give a single shit that he knew Andrew Breitbart. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They were in elementary school when James did that Acorn video, so they don't... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It's smart for Crowder, this move, because it's a really easy game to play, it's not very expensive, and it almost always gets traction in the right-wing social media attention economy. | ||
| I love that shit. | ||
| So he's not very funny, and his show's not very good. | ||
| So doing stuff like this is a really good way to hijack attention. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Makes perfect sense. | ||
| It's Leno doing streetwalking. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jaywalking, my bad. | ||
| Well, but it would be if he had stolen that bit from some other ousted late-night Talk show host. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because James O 'Keefe was doing this just fine, and he's still trying to do it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's just he's not as attractive a commodity. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So like whenever Jay came back and did jaywalking, it's exactly like that. | ||
| Yeah, there we go. | ||
| Okay, now I got it. | ||
| So Alex is thinking about this chemical attack. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| And he realizes, I think it was chlorine. | ||
| I think it was chlorine gas. | ||
| Chlorine? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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It's just, like, unbearable. | |
| Chlorine gas. | ||
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That's what I think. | |
| I couldn't handle it. | ||
| I just couldn't handle it. | ||
| Whatever caused it seems to be isolated to the group seated on stage right. | ||
| Former Congressional District 6 candidate Kathleen Wynne... | ||
| Pause again. | ||
| Yeah, you could have what looks like a water bottle and then have one chemical in it. | ||
| You unscrew the top, put a cube in it or a couple capsules that creates the chlorine gas. | ||
| Then you have a few capsules in the pocket. | ||
| You put them in the bottle. | ||
| This is something the military is trained to do, by the way. | ||
| You shake it up. | ||
| And then it's ready. | ||
| Then you unscrew the bottle, drop it, and leave. | ||
| Knowing that it's coming to an end. | ||
| When they start playing the final song, thinking Trump's about to exit, hit him with chlorine gas. | ||
| Instead, they hit the crowd. | ||
| That's only about... | ||
| 20 people behind him, maybe 25? | ||
| You've got to question every one of them or anybody that walked by right before. | ||
| Get him in the bunker! | ||
| I don't know why Alex isn't saying get him in the bunker a ton. | ||
| After the last one, he was yelling about the bunker, and now it's, I mean, like, the bunker would solve the chlorine gas problem, too. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Unless someone snuck in a water bottle. | ||
| I think you risk making it a catchphrase, you know, like a get her done, get her bunker. | ||
| I don't see the problem with that. | ||
| Alex wants to cause a big scene in bullhorn Trump events and try and get him to go to the bunker, so getting the bunker seems like a good catchphrase. | ||
| Right, but it's very closely aligned with or comparative to lock her up. | ||
| So it would be, you know, lock him up voluntarily. | ||
| It's reclaiming. | ||
| Okay, okay, I like it. | ||
| It's taking it back. | ||
| Lock yourself up. | ||
| Lock yourself up. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You're too good. | ||
| Yeah, we gotta keep you in a hole. | ||
| So one of the issues with the chlorine gas theory is that no one was reporting other symptoms than this eye pain. | ||
| You'd think that these people, if they were truly exposed to chlorine gas, someone would have respiratory symptoms or severe nausea. | ||
| There's a lot of issues. | ||
| And logistically, just conceive of an assassin trying to do this. | ||
| It's a bad option. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| It is... | ||
| I don't want to be the guy who tries to stifle creativity in Assassins. | ||
| I will say, though, that historically, it's like... | ||
| The path of least resistance is the best option. | ||
| The more complications you have in there, the less likely it is going to go well. | ||
| Can I argue that you are actually saying that you do want to stifle the creativity of assassins? | ||
| Hey, listen, maybe there's a better way. | ||
| I didn't know about all the things that get rid of... | ||
| Scratches in your car's paint. | ||
| You know, I've seen commercials for those. | ||
| There are better ways to do things. | ||
| I'm not trying to stifle creativity. | ||
| I think that in, like, a Bond movie or something, I want it as creative as possible. | ||
| In the real world, you don't get style points. | ||
| And, like, I think if you... | ||
| Try to do something like this. | ||
| You're probably not expecting to get away with it. | ||
| Yeah, that's usually the big thing. | ||
| So, I don't think you're going to cover your tracks with a chlorine bomb angle. | ||
| Yeah, that one doesn't make sense. | ||
| It makes sense if you're the Joker. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Alex's show is sponsored by the Joker sequel, whatever the fucking name is. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Joker 2, joking around. | ||
| So this got me really excited. | ||
| Roger Stone joins us for the next 30 minutes, and then we've had ChatGPT do an investigation of the apparent chemical attack the Sunday before last in Tucson, Arizona, right when Trump exited, hitting the crowd right beside him. | ||
| I believe chlorine gas could have been BZ. | ||
| ChatGPT, the top AI system in the world, is done an investigation of what it thinks. | ||
| Wait till we get to this at the bottom of the hour in the voice of ChatGPT. | ||
| So I was pretty excited about this, the idea that now ChatGPT is an investigator. | ||
| We've just accepted that it has its own agency, motivations. | ||
| And is capable of discerting what information is better or worse than others for this purpose. | ||
| We gotta find out what ChadGPT thinks. | ||
| Man, that really bums me out. | ||
| So I got really excited, because I'm like, we're taking it back. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The third one interview was a disaster, but this is a good idea. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alex arguing with ChadGPT about this chemical attack. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It turns out way weirder than that, and... | ||
| It's very unexpected. | ||
| What ends up happening, I feel like, Alex should be so mad. | ||
| Okay! | ||
| So, he did mention that Roger was coming up. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And so, Roger shows up. | ||
| And these people are fucking insane. | ||
| This entire situation reflects a part of the Bible, Samuel 1, sections 15, 16 verses, if you will, the time of two kings, when Saul, the evil king, Saul, whose kingdom was taken from him by God because he disobeyed, tried three times to kill David, the good king. | ||
| And therefore, it was his belief that there would be three attempts on Trump's life. | ||
| Now, it's possible there was one when he was president that we're unaware of because it was foiled and never disclosed to the people. | ||
| That actually is the Secret Service's procedure normally. | ||
| But perhaps this was attempt number three. | ||
| Do you hear yourself? | ||
| The story of King David might have been actually about Trump. | ||
| I find nothing to argue with. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| There is nothing to argue with. | ||
| It's just something to behold. | ||
| Yeah, yep, yep. | ||
| Wow, sir. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Aren't you Roger fucking Stone? | ||
| You were a thing, man. | ||
| You have a tattoo of Nixon on your back. | ||
| And now you're this thing, man. | ||
| That's, man. | ||
| Pretty, pretty bleak. | ||
| That is bleak. | ||
| So... | ||
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It is like... | |
| It is a version of you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself be the villain. | ||
| But if you are the villain, from the jump, you die a villain or you become whatever Roger Stone is right now. | ||
| You either die a fun, cantankerous villain or you live long enough to see yourself become this. | ||
| Yeah, whatever that is. | ||
| Just a dumb dork trying to pretend the Bible is about Trump. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| So Roger, I think, also has a secondary motivation in coming on the show, and that is getting himself sued. | ||
| I still have questions, as I say, about what happened on the 13th of the month. | ||
| You know, I'm still very interested and curious about a man named Maxwell Yerick. | ||
| I had a tip that Yurik was either involved or the shooter. | ||
| I speculated online, just pointing out that Yurik had a criminal record of assaulting Trump supporters outside rallies in Pennsylvania. | ||
| He, too, had been to Ukraine. | ||
| No, I never said that he was the shooter. | ||
| I said some people thought he was the actual shooter. | ||
| It caused a lot of people online to compare the photographs of the dead man and this fellow, Yurik. | ||
| But it occurs to me that Yarek was in Ukraine, and the same source tells me that Yarek was in touch with Routh in Ukraine. | ||
| I am not saying this is correct. | ||
| I'm saying it is an interesting allegation that somebody of authority should investigate. | ||
| And it's an interesting allegation that you are promoting. | ||
| And Roger even said in that clip, I didn't say that Yarek was the shooter, but I talked about the possibility, and that caused a lot of people to... | ||
| Compare his picture with the corpse from Butler, Pennsylvania. | ||
| So your shit talk caused people to misidentify this person as a shooter. | ||
| That's in your words. | ||
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Yep. | |
| You said that. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And now he's trying to suggest, without any evidence except some random person who maybe told him something, that this guy, who he misidentifies as the Butler shooter, was in contact with the guy who brought a gun to Mar-a-Lago. | ||
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Yep. | |
| In Ukraine. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is, I mean, this is the behavior. | ||
| This is irresponsible. | ||
| I like the idea that they might be right about this. | ||
| Because, not about the, no, no, no, not about the thing that he's saying. | ||
| But the idea that, like, okay, if I say exactly what I mean, then that's, I could get in trouble. | ||
| But if I go... | ||
| Some people say, and then exactly what I mean, then I don't get in trouble. | ||
| If I want to murder you politically. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And it is like, yeah, that one's on us now. | ||
| That one's our fault. | ||
| The most glaringly obvious loophole. | ||
| Hey, if that's what you can do, fine. | ||
| That's our fault, not theirs. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I've heard some talk on the streets that this person has tried to kill the... | ||
| Former president multiple times. | ||
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You know what? | |
| That's great, because I can pretend you don't mean it. | ||
| So, um, I was surprised, because I'd heard Alex say, I'm gonna do the- ChatGPT's done this investigation, and we're gonna get to the bottom of this chemical attack. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Uh, but, at a certain point, he's just like, I got shit to do behind the scenes, so I'm outta here. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, Chase is gonna take over. | ||
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| So I'm like, is Chase gonna talk to ChatGPT? | ||
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Boo! | |
| What's happening? | ||
| But then we get the reveal of what this actually is. | ||
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| So what I did was I gave Chad GPT all of the details from the Arizona Globe article and other details that I could find about this apparent chemical attack on Trump and Trump supporters in Tucson, Arizona on what I believe was last Thursday. | ||
| And I gave it the details and I basically said, hey, analyze this article and these details and then... | ||
| List and describe what chemicals or agents may have been used to cause this attack. | ||
| So he's fed it a bunch of information, and now he's going to get an analysis of that information. | ||
| Now, I need to know exactly what this information is, because it's probably a bunch of tweets. | ||
| It's probably Infowars articles. | ||
| It's probably that kind of shit. | ||
| So that's what you're feeding into it. | ||
| You have kind of an expectation of what might come out. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do you see in your mind when you see him feeding information to JetGPT? | ||
| You know that, like, the airplane goes into the hangar? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| With a printed out InfoWars article trying to shove it into a computer. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Like it's a baby? | ||
| I have the visions of the old-timey, like... | ||
| Punch cards. | ||
| He's just furiously putting punch cards in there just over and over. | ||
| You'll need that! | ||
| And then it's like Seymour 2. Or the way that they show the history computer in the time tunnel. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| He's getting a print off. | ||
| Yes, 100%. | ||
| Yeah, perfect. | ||
| So I thought that was a dumb idea. | ||
| I got disappointed in the premise because I thought it was going to be something different than it was. | ||
| And then Chase saves it. | ||
| He saves the day with this. | ||
| What you are listening is ChatGPT analyzing the attempted assassination of Trump and murder of his supporters at this rally in Tucson, analyzed by ChatGPT in the voice of Alex Jones from September 12, 2001. | ||
| Run it. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, patriots of America, we've got a situation on our hands that stinks to high heaven. | ||
| And I'm here to tell you the truth that the mainstream media won't touch. | ||
| Last week in Tucson, Arizona, a city that's become a hotbed for radical leftist activity, something sinister went down at President Trump's rally. | ||
| This is an AI version of Alex's voice. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Chase has fed all this information into ChatGPT and then used a voice print of Alex to read off in the style of Alex Jones. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| If I were Alex, I would... | ||
| I would kill myself, I guess. | ||
| What else would... | ||
| I mean, what just happened to me? | ||
| No, fucking destroy Chase. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| He's trying to replace you. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he has. | ||
| He's successfully replaced you. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Like, the moment he did that, it was over. | ||
| You are unnecessary now, Alex. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| First of all, okay, there's so many angles to this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| First of all, well, I mean, for my purposes, you can't replace Alex because the robot can't decide, like, I'm out of here. | ||
| I'm having a bad day. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I'm mad at the crew. | ||
| Or not. | ||
| You know, you can't really do that. | ||
| So that's irreplaceable. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, from a liability perspective, you can't sue the robot. | ||
| Boy, that's a pretty big loophole in that argument. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Who are you going to sue? | ||
| It's AI. | ||
| Second, Infowars is a one-talent business. | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You now have, like, InfoWars could go on with Alex not working there if someone else buys it. | ||
| This is proof of concept that you can just replace Alex with a robot. | ||
| Yeah, we're in when Iron Man had all those suits that became autonomous. | ||
| It was like he didn't need to wear his own suit anymore. | ||
| We're there. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And it's because of Chase. | ||
| Chase has fucked out. | ||
| Here's what I find interesting, is that I think this actually might be the only thing that ChatTBT is good for, because it cannot do anything but eventually give us bullshit. | ||
| You know, like, it doesn't have anything, so it eventually gets tricked into giving, whatever, hallucinations, or whatever they call it. | ||
| And that is something that is genuine. | ||
| That could, through Alex Jones' voice, come off as human. | ||
| Because they are hallucinations or whatever. | ||
| They're not supposed to have come from the thing. | ||
| Talking about how in his dreams he fights a hundred-foot-tell mantis that hates Christians every night. | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| ChatGBT is the only mechanical thing that can legitimately also say that with 100% honesty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that is true. | ||
| In that sense, Alex is... | ||
| Truly replaced, yeah. | ||
| Well, but he's also, like, the one. | ||
| He is Neo! | ||
| In essence, he is the evidence that if you go far enough, it is a circle. | ||
| It is a full circle. | ||
| Humanity and inhumanity merged into one. | ||
| Are exactly one beast within Alex. | ||
| If I were Alex, and this was going on on the show, I would be like, you're fired. | ||
| I would go absolutely crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is bleak. | ||
| People just... | ||
| I just don't understand. | ||
| I'm just never going to understand. | ||
| So we have one last clip because, I mean... | ||
| That's mind-blowing and maybe world-ending? | ||
| Did that world just end? | ||
| It's just kind of, you know, Alex's voice. | ||
| Right. | ||
| From the past, though. | ||
| This isn't Alex's current voice. | ||
| No, exactly. | ||
| His old voice just saying, this is probably something fucked up. | ||
| There's a lot of suspicions, you know, whatever. | ||
| And maybe it was some sort of gas. | ||
| Given the symptoms and the context, here are the most likely candidates for what was used. | ||
| CS gas, otherwise known as tear gas, with a twist. | ||
| A little lemon. | ||
| Put a little lemon in that tear gas. | ||
| A little twist. | ||
| So the robot thinks something different than what Alex thought. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which is strange. | ||
| Well, it's from the past. | ||
| True. | ||
| True. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not true. | ||
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So, this is just a mess. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Honestly. | ||
| True. | ||
| It is a complete... | ||
| If you sit and look at it, it's like Roger saying that the Bible is about Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In a sense. | ||
| You just look at it and you're like, holy shit. | ||
| What are you guys doing? | ||
| It's out of control. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is out of control. | ||
| There's an attempt, I believe, in terms of what the presentation is, to be like, This robot is perfect at analyzing information. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And look, it sounds like Alex. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So therefore, the perfect synthesis of all of this information... | ||
| Man and machine. | ||
| You must agree with the conclusion that it reaches. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because it analyzed everything. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's bullshit. | ||
| But it's a fun little magic trick that Chase is trying to pull off. | ||
| And I think it's a deflation. | ||
| It's disappointing. | ||
| You know, sometimes it is one of those very frustrating cliches, like what you're running away from, you're actually running towards. | ||
| That kind of very trite thing to say. | ||
| But it would make sense for the people who have been constantly warning about Skynet to have created Skynet in their own image. | ||
| That's what it would make sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is, I mean, they just did it. | ||
| They won. | ||
| They ended the world. | ||
| No. | ||
| It just began. | ||
| No, it's a cheap trick. | ||
| The snowball has begun. | ||
| It's a cheap trick. | ||
| Arnold, he's going to appear right next to me any moment now. | ||
| And then he's going to borrow my clothes, and it's going to turn out that I'm not even the main character that he's trying to kill. | ||
| It's just a charade that Chase is doing, but Alex's career is largely a series of charades. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, this is where Alex should probably feel a bit vulnerable. | ||
| Like, he can't be replaced. | ||
| Like I'm saying, there's no way to have, like, a robot create, it's time to pray. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or shit like that. | ||
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| There's no way. | ||
| But, a shitty facsimile that does something kind of similar? | ||
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I mean... | |
| That's not too hard to create. | ||
| And this is proof. | ||
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I mean, it's... | |
| Chase has proved it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The two things that we talk about are how predictable Alex is, and it's only because you're not watching that it feels like he's coming up with something new after a certain length of time, right? | ||
| And then there is the accidental moments of what could only be described as pure inspiration, wherein absolute lunacy occurs. | ||
| And robots can't get drunk. | ||
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| They do have the propensity to hallucinate false information back at you when they get recursive shit going on. | ||
| But that's different than being drunk. | ||
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It is different, but not for the machine, man. | |
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| There's a chaos to drunkenness. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I would be really, really pissed if I were Alex. | ||
| I would fire so many people. | ||
| I would burn in force of the crowd. | ||
| No, if somebody made a chat language model of me. | ||
| And played it on my show. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And that was recognizably like, oh shit, this might as well be, you know, based upon how unreasonable this is, this might as well be as unreasonable as that. | ||
| I would have to then, like... | ||
| Destroy all of technology from the start. | ||
| Go to the woods, man. | ||
| I mean, it would have to be that. | ||
| It's bunker time. | ||
| It would be bunker time. | ||
| It would be 100%. | ||
| Bunker thoughts are valid whenever the machines have literally replaced you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Congratulations, Alex. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Good stuff. | ||
| Way to employ the person who proves that you are worthless. | ||
| You know, people have speculated. | ||
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Is Chase a 10th degree person trying to... | |
| No. | ||
| He's a person trying to help Alex. | ||
| This is what happens when you try and help Alex. | ||
| You destroy him. | ||
| Well, I hate to admit this, too, but the rest of the show Chase is hosting. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he does a serviceable job. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He's pretty boring, but he does, like, he's way more able to extemporaneously talk for, like, ten minutes than some of these other folks. | ||
| Yeah, he's a theater kid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think, well, so is Rob Du. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He might have been more of a stagehand. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, like, I found him to be a bit more capable. | ||
| And it's not just because I've got a soft spot for him as the Brendan to Alex's Coach McGurk. | ||
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No, no, no, no. | |
| I think he is a bit more, like, talented in some ways. | ||
| Still not interesting. | ||
| Still boring. | ||
| Still not chaotic enough to be in this role. | ||
| I think he wouldn't be able to pull off a successful show, but he's not bad. | ||
| And that kind of sucks. | ||
| Yeah, that does kind of suck. | ||
| Again, helping Alex destroys him. | ||
| Making Infowars more competent destroys what makes it valuable. | ||
| Fascinating. | ||
| It's ultimately... | ||
| Ironic. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Whatever it is, it is the definition of ironic. | ||
| So, we'll be back with another episode. | ||
| But until then, Jordan, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I am the Mysterious Professor. | ||
| Woo! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Woo! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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Woo! | |
| And now, here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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