#952: August 7, 2024 dissects Alex Jones’s baseless attacks on Tim Walz—editing clips to falsely tie him to police stand-downs and child sterilization—while Jordan Holmes mocks his shifting COVID conspiracy theories and UN troop claims. Callers like Hammer Hardy and Corey push violent or spiritualized resistance, which Jones avoids endorsing but weaponizes for fearmongering. Roger Stone’s upcoming appearance sparks derision over past failed predictions (e.g., Michelle Obama) and his sudden Bukele pivot, exposing Jones’s platform as hollow. The episode underscores how conspiracy rhetoric thrives on misdirection, not action, leaving listeners with empty threats and debunked claims. [Automatically generated summary]
I mean, ironically, considering how special all of these people think white people are, very difficult to know that he's different from any other white one.
When they are not just weirdos, the Democrats, they are evil.
They are a sick cult.
Now, look, I know who Tim Walz was and followed him back when he had the police stand down and let BLM and the communists and the rest of them burn down half the state.
And I knew he pushed really radical, aggressive sterilization and castration of boys and sterilization of girls.
But since he was the official pick yesterday, I did the deep dive on him.
Ooh, this guy is a creepozoid.
And let me just say this.
If anybody could legally lawfully take a look on his computers, I think you'd find some very interesting stuff.
He just has that whole look to him, and he wants to, he does.
And there's only one way for the far right to do that.
And that is to demand Tim Walz' birth certificate and claim that he is not from the United States and that he should not be allowed to be vice president.
So his wife didn't say that she loves the smell of burning tires.
She said in an interview that she didn't close all the windows in her home because, quote, I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening back in 2020 when there were fires.
So she was metaphorically not trying to shut it out so much as she was trying to be like, I am accepting that this is a thing that's happening regardless of how I may feel about it.
It's clear from the context of the interview that she was saying that she didn't close the windows because she recognized that what was happening was an important moment and she didn't want to isolate and insulate herself from it.
And Alex has turned this into she likes the smell of cities burn.
Quote: What are the chances that crooked Joe Biden, the worst president in the history of the United States, whose presidency was unconstitutionally stolen from him by Kamabla, Barack Hussein Obama, crazy Nancy Pelosi, shifty Adam Schiff, crying Chuck Schumer, and others on the lunatic left, crashes the Democratic National Convention and tries to take back the nomination, beginning with challenging me to another debate.
He feels like he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. presidency, a coup to the people in the world he hates the most, and he wants it back now.
The UN says they are set to declare monkeypox and bird flu a global emergency.
And from New York City to Los Angeles, California, they're putting up billboards and running TV ads saying time to wear the mask again, time to take all your shots.
The Biden-controlled FDA that's literally run by Big Pharma has gotten emergency authorization for the bird flu mRNA poison that does absolutely nothing to protect you, obviously.
It's total insanity.
So it's official with just 90 days left, the most important election in world history, or technically 89 days.
We'll put it on screen.
They are going to try to roll out a global freakout pandemic yet again.
Alex can pretend that all of this is just an elaborate plot to make sure Trump doesn't get elected this year, but it's important to understand how fucking stupid this is.
Yeah, you know, here's the other thing that it's like, the way they do, the way that they talk about stuff is it keeps you from remembering how things actually work.
But it's like, we just had a pandemic.
All of the people who were fucking put through the ringer are still working.
Like, they're still there.
Like, now they're just very experienced at this.
I'm far more confident now than I was four years ago.
In 20 years, if we haven't had a pandemic for 20 years, do you know what I mean?
And sure, the videos got a few million views, but they should have gotten 100 million.
Peter Hotez is officially a WHO CDC mouthpiece.
And he came out and said, we need UN troops in NATO in America during the next lockdown.
Now, we've always told you that's coming.
That's what the UN Treaty is about.
It's what all the COVID camps are about all over the world.
And we have other, we have the head of global crises response, Dr. Ryan at the UN saying the same thing years ago, but they're really serious about this.
Not Alex Jones 30 years ago saying they've got plans to put UN troops in America.
And people didn't think that would ever happen.
I was going off for the State Department documents from 1962, Shit Department Memorandum, and several other documents.
Yeah, Peter Otes was saying that the problems that you deal with in terms of epidemiological issues, pandemics and stuff, are far broader than scientific issues, and scientific solutions aren't going to be enough to address them in the future.
And I found this to be really interesting because for the last couple months at least, I've been noticing Alex being like, do you really think that UN troops and blue helmets are going to come in?
I think now that we are where we are, I think the idea of like foreign troops made more sense in the JBS lore and then going up into the 90s because you still only saw the world through a very fairly small screen.
There are so many people, and now we're so aware of how many people there are.
Can you imagine how many UN troops would actually be necessary to like do anything to like influence you to like a buy to buy something different?
Yes, they would block normal treatment for it so you had some death.
But they made it novel so that when virologists looked at it under an electron microscope, they would see a manufactured virus.
And it had five viruses put together.
We knew that back in February of 2020.
And of course, it all came out to be documented and accurate.
That was meant to scare people because it was so obviously man-made.
But then it was the shots that were innumerably worse than the actual so-called pathogen that's supposedly causing the disease.
Now, because of all the injections they gave people while they were sick, any virologist will tell you up until modern last few years, that causes insane mutations in the regular viruses and gives rise to all these new horrible viruses.
And so there is all sorts of weird illness going on, all sorts of weird deaths going on.
You have record levels of really bad colds and flus this summer.
I've known a lot of people have been very, very sick, especially those that aren't taking the right supplements and things.
So all of Alex's stuff about COVID is idiotic, and we've talked about it in the past, so I'm not going to re-litigate it here all again.
What's important here is that with the bird flu situation, there have been 14 human cases in the United States since 2022, all thankfully isolated and related to exposure to either poultry or dairy cows.
There have not been cases of localized transmission from person to person, which would be a real problem.
In the United States, the CDC puts the public health risk of the virus at low, but it's something that needs to be relatively closely monitored because it could go bad.
When Alex says they say it can infect humans, but then they say it can't, then it can, he's referring to his own miscoverage of the case back in April.
There was one case that he completely whiffed on all the details, and he's fucked up his own memory of it.
A 59-year-old man in Mexico died in the hospital and was found to have a confirmed case of H5N2 avian flu.
It was initially reported that it was possible that this was the cause of death, but ultimately doctors reviewed the case closer and found that he likely died more as a result of other conditions that he had, and he just incidentally also had this avian flu.
However, what was special about this case wasn't that he had the virus or that he died, it was that there was no direct exposure to poultry or livestock in this man's history.
His story wasn't of a particular media interest because he died.
It was because it was possible that he represented the first case of human-to-human transmission.
Ultimately, they traced his contacts and found that no one around him was sick.
So it remains unclear how he ended up getting infected.
Whenever you need a new, like, a boost of adrenaline, you're like, wait, it was actually so fake because they were trying to freak us out by how fake it was.
What do we do about their open plans for worldwide martial law enforcement injections?
Because I don't believe we should ever offensively go after any of these people.
I was listening to Glenn Beck this morning driving into work and he was saying, look, he doesn't think God will be on our side if we offensively ever do something.
What is defense when you're being hit with bioweapons?
The borders are wide open.
Your government is at war with you.
And everything they do is to undermine the country and they're targeting our children.
I'm not saying or even hinting, go out and be violent because they would really play off of that.
And that's what they want because we're winning hearts and minds so fast.
They can see that no matter what they do, they're out of power very soon, not just here, but around the world.
So they want to get the confrontation going.
All I'm saying is they do a cyber outage, they release some deadly virus, they got stuff locked down, the food supplies break down, you got riots burning crap in the streets.
You better be ready to protect yourselves.
And then to the people in the government and the bureaucrats that they are intending to send out to people's houses to drag them off to these emergency pandemic centers.
Look, I don't have any bloodlust, and I know my listeners don't either.
We don't want to fight with you, but let me just advise the FBI and the local police and the federal marshals and the military and everybody.
And I don't think you even need me to tell you this.
Do you think total collapse and martial law and war on the streets and trying to take people to emergency centers is a very healthy job for you?
And their main plan is to get a civil war going in this country.
And they've said that.
So they're the clear and present danger.
They're the bad guys publicly plotting all this crap.
They said before they stole the election four years ago in the New York Times had a big war game with John Podesta.
They said, we're not going to accept him.
We're going to have our own electors.
We're going to go have our own thing in Colorado.
And we're going to put Joe Biden in.
That's everything they accused Trump of they were actually doing.
And so they're going to do that again, except they're going to activate Black Lives Matter and the Antifa and then their Islamic sleeper cells that, you know, are allied with the left.
That's why Biden's been so standovish about Iran.
And they're going to blow this country up.
And at that point, I'm a talk show host that saw way ahead of the curve.
I'm here.
We'll be taken off the air, guaranteed.
And I'm just going to take care of my family.
I'm going to say, hey, folks, it's your ballgame now.
And I say that because I want it to be clear where I stand.
They take me off the air.
They'll take everybody else off the air with the internet kill switch.
Only government stuff will be available in their mouthpieces.
And then what will they do?
They'll blow up a federal building and say that, oh, the guy did it because he's a Trump supporter, an Alex Jones supporter.
That is not true.
And none of my supporters ever do something like that.
But that's the real issue here is once they cut the communications, then they can stage events and blame it on the good guys to try to get public opinion on their side.
That's why I've got to say all this now so people remember this and see this and can underground show this clip so that people know.
Because I'm already having to war game the worst case scenarios here.
Now we've got a very good chance of getting Trump in.
The globalists are badly coordinated.
Everything they're doing is failing.
More and more of their people in government corporations know what's going on or leaking information and not following orders.
Bare minimum, just don't just don't follow orders to attack the American people.
And then the American people, just bare minimum, try to stay out of the way during a civil war, shooting random police, even if they're coming to do bad things.
I do think that there's some truth to what Alex is saying, and that, like, yeah, if I get taken off the air, it's your ballgame because I can't sell pills in the drop shipping once this is gone.
I mean, I would say that if of all the things that we've consistently heard Alex Jones fans say about him, that he is a leader of men is pretty high up there.
Somebody to be followed, somebody who can point the way.
So Alex is saying that the establishment or the left is going to try and frame some potential terrorist as a fan of his because he has a good reason to worry that someone who does end up carrying out something like blowing up a federal building might end up being one of his fans.
And it's easier to pretend that this stuff is fake news than it is to just deal with reality.
We don't cover this sort of thing much because it's often kind of just in the background, but there was a case this week that I wanted to mention.
A woman named Julie Sulpizio was arrested on Monday after a cop was murdered in her home.
It's believed that what happened is that she and her husband, Michael, were convinced that their neighbors were satanic pedophiles, so she was going to lure them into her house where her husband would then kill them.
Police ended up responding to calls about her making a scene, so an officer ended up entering the home instead of one of the neighbors and was murdered in an ambush by the husband.
This resulted in a standoff, and before the police could get them to come out, Michael had shot himself in the head, as well as his two daughters.
They also had shot themselves in the head, aged 22 and 23.
In a search of their home, one of the things that the police noted finding was a bunch of Infowars flyers.
Yeah.
So, you know, I don't think that there's like, it's just a tragedy.
It's not, there's not any kind of like gotcha or anything in this, but this is the kind of thing that happens, and then Alex pretends is fake.
You know, like, they're just trying to smear me by associating me with this tragedy.
So Walls has been an open supporter of trans rights.
So naturally, this would be a large part of Alex's attack on him.
It's predictable, but also I don't think that it's going to be super effective.
The right-wing talking points around trans issues are grotesque cartoons that play really well for the online social media shit.
But I don't think that yelling about Walls wanting to chop off genitals, I don't know if that's going to be super effective for roping in undecided voters.
I don't think this is a winning strategy.
As for the other stuff in there, half of Minnesota didn't burn down in 2020.
Walt's wife didn't say that she loved the smell of burning tires, and that mugshot is from a DUI he got 30 years ago.
You remember a little while back, certainly less than 30 years ago, when Alex got arrested for a DUI and then pretended he was going to go on a crusade against DUIs and there's bullshit arrests.
The lesson that I learned from that movie and that whole story is that when you're faced with an enemy that's determined to either kill or enslave you, being peaceful is really just surrender.
And so, you know, I don't really see how we can avoid this because we're, regardless of whether or not we do anything offensive, they're just going to stage something, blame it on us anyway, and we're in the same predicament.
Because the caller's point is that if your enemy is going to kill or enslave you, which he believes is true, which is what he's been told, then not fighting back offensively is surrender.
Right.
So the only thing you can do, really, in those circumstances is fight back preemptively.
If you wait too long, your ability to fight will be taken away.
Now, if you're the ultimate evil or enemy or whatever it is, with a competence level that I would assume is base, there's a base level competency to ruling the world, I would assume is necessary.
But I feel like if you study the history of conflict between people, then you know that like wars and the stuff, the goal isn't to kill or enslave people.
It's usually about stuff.
It's usually about getting stuff.
So it's only in the stories that it's all about killing or enslaving people.
And so in real life, you should think more about like, oh, how do we deal with all the stuff?
I'm just up here under total globalist attack, putting my whole family and life on the line, trying to expose the enemy, trying to stop it, having huge effects here.
And then you call in and say, hey, Jones, you're being a wimp.
It's time for violence.
It's in the Declaration of Independence.
So you're going to go out and kill some people today?
Sure, because there's only the there's only the other option.
There's only the yes, finally you have reached the realization point that if all of my words mean all that they do, we are at a yes or no, there's no argument scenario.
So we get another caller because Alex moves along.
Sure.
And he has a lot of feelings about this caller who got hung up on, and that does keep going throughout the show where he's like, that fucking guy thinks he's so tough.
Yeah.
So there's a little bit of that.
But this caller, I like what he's bringing to the table.
Calling in trying to get me a call for violence or I'm not a tough guy.
But then when I told him, okay, what do we do?
He didn't want to talk, did he?
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Yeah, I think he's not realizing this is a spiritual thing first.
You got to stop it spiritually, or else, yeah, the devil loves men to get so mad at men that they fight each other and kill each other and step back and laugh.
Alex does that great thing that really annoying and shitty people do, which is that you've been to a party.
Like, you're in a group of people, and this one person has said their thing, and everybody knows the person's deal.
Everybody knows what's up.
Everybody engaged with it, and everybody's stoked to have moved on.
And now we're engaging in our adult conversation to have fun.
And everything's going wrong fine.
And then that person says something again, and everybody knows, like the moment their voice opens up, you're like, you're starting that first conversation again.
Because he, because there's that path of thinking that you can get trapped in that you're not trapped in, but because you don't even know you're trapped in it.
Like he doesn't actually think he's still going to have like a consulting job.
He's not going to be in the White House.
He doesn't think that stuff, but he's also not capable of being the type of free that allows you to be like, actually, Tim Walz is also from North Korea.
You know, like he doesn't have that kind of level of like, I am free.
So you might notice that Alex uses that very neatly edited, very short clip of Walls.
And if you see something like that, especially when it keeps repeating, you should ask yourself if there's a larger context that's being ignored in order to send a fraudulent message.
Walls was specifically talking about people spreading misinformation about voting as a voter intimidation tactic and how that's not protected free speech.
For instance, he's talking about people spreading the idea that mail-in ballots are illegal or intimidation of people at the physical polling places.
It's already illegal to do stuff like this.
Like Jacob Wall famously got a fine of about $5 million against him for his Robocall scheme in the 2020 election, where he attempted to target non-white voters and scare them out of using mail-in ballots.
All Walls is saying here is that we need to take this stuff more seriously, and it is not protected speech to try and disrupt an election with speech.
Yeah.
So you can get fined for like trying to send the message intentionally of the wrong voting day, trying to mislead people about who is eligible to vote.
Yeah, it actually almost kind of confused me that they didn't edit the clip shorter.
Like, I feel like what you do is you just have the, you don't have a guaranteed to free speech, and then just repeat that because I don't feel like that, the rest of it was far off from what Alex might have said.
You're like, no, you don't have a guaranteed to free speech.
So he didn't say the clip that Alex plays doesn't say that he was in combat in Iraq.
They're trying to attack his military shot.
They tried to do a swift boat thing, and it's pretty shitty.
But you might notice again that Alex is playing a very short, out-of-context clip to characterize Walls here.
This was something that he said on the white dudes for Kamala Harris fundraising call, and it's actually kind of poking fun at people who just call everything socialism.
They probably are in favor of a particular policy like social security, but they're taught to respond negatively to the word socialism when in reality, it's just being a good neighbor.
One person's socialism is another person's being neighborly.
The larger context of what he's saying was encouraging people to get out and knock on doors to talk to undecided voters and voters in red areas because they aren't bad people.
They aren't all Trump.
They're people who have real concerns and real needs, many of which are better served by left-leaning policies, and it might be possible to reach them.
That's the message that has been sliced down into this scare quote.
Well, the problem they've had, where I guess the problem we've had, really, is like you're not supposed to be able to, you're not supposed to be able to say it like that, right?
If you do actually get elected in our history, if you're a Democrat that gets elected who says stuff like, maybe people should eat, then whenever you don't actually feed people, people get mad at you.
So then over the years, you're like, well, we're not actually going to feed people.
So here's what we're going to do.
We're going to try and come up with plans that will help people maybe get food eventually.
And that way you won't think I'm a liar.
But then whenever you get elected, you don't even do that.
Because what can be put into the Constitution can slip away from you very quickly.
And the greatest example going on right now before our very eyes is Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, which they're just disappearing with the magic wand as if it doesn't exist, even though it could not be clearer what it's stating.
And so, you know, they want to kick it to Congress.
So it's going to be up to us on January 6th, 2025, to tell the rampaging Trump mobs that he's disqualified.
And then we need bodyguards for everybody in civil war conditions, all because the nine justices, not all of them, but these justices who have not many cases to look at every year, not that much work to do, a huge staff, great protection, simply do not want to do their job and interpret what the great 14th Amendment means.
So that video is from February 17th, prior to the Supreme Court's decision on whether or not Trump could be disqualified from state ballots over the 14th Amendment.
Alex is acting like this is a new clip because that pushes the narrative that he wants and because it was just circulating on social media, so he probably thinks it's new.
But this is a position that Raskin expressed at a different time under different circumstances.
He was probably a bit irresponsible to express himself this way, but this is like six months old.
And mostly what he's complaining about is the Supreme Court not deciding this one way or the other and putting him and Congress in a position where they need to do something.
Yep.
And that is not a situation that's going to happen because they made a decision.
Yeah, I mean, it is one of those, it's just another one of those messaging things where it's just like, hey, man, what you really want to say is the Supreme Court doesn't fucking work.
And, well, you know, and then he said all those other stuff, and that can be twisted and all kinds of other stuff.
But what he's really saying is like, do your fucking job.
And then you got Roger, who for a long time has been super proud of how consistent he's been about Michelle Obama being the candidate and all this shit.
Coming in and trying to pretend that he didn't say all that stuff and that he actually has his finger on the pulse.
And if they could get Donald Trump off the campaign trail on this New York charge, if he ends up being incarcerated, even if it's for 60 days or 90 days, that would be the most egregious example.
That is a legitimate concern, as we have talked about here extensively.
Multiple Christian prophets with an incredible and uncanny accuracy in terms of their prophecies have all predicted a second, or I should say, another assassination attempt against Trump.
It feels like there's a spot for a Roger Stone rat fucker extraordinaire, been retired, pretended to get Jesus, decides, fuck it, I am on the side of the devil, and we are choosing evil today, and then goes and lays waste to this world.
So this man from Pakistan that Alex is referring to is named Asif Merchant, and he was arrested on July 12th, notably the day prior to the shooting at Trump's Butler rally.
He has literally nothing to do with that assassination attempt that happened, but was allegedly planning a hit on Trump in, quote, late August or early September, according to CNN.
So it's something entirely different that Alex is just merging into one thing because it's easier for him and more convenient.
You know, I would say that I would, you know, there's a part of me that looks at the things happening now and goes, like, historically, immediacy bias.
It's very nice.
Everybody's having a good time.
This is instant.
Things change.
And then, you know, reality will hit and then we'll have some more time.
But there is another part of me that's like, these people just don't have the juice.
They just don't have the juice.
The memes that were when they thought they were good were trash.
And now they know they're trash and they're trying to make good stuff.