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July 22, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
01:32:13
#946: July 19-21, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex deals with Trump's RNC speech, the Crowdstrike outage, and Biden announcing he's not running in the 2024 election.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
11:57
d
dan friesen
37:44
j
jordan holmes
30:38
Appearances
i
ivan raiklin
02:33
q
quentin carter
03:40
r
roger stone
01:50
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:03
d
dr pete chambers
00:20
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
It's time to pray.
roger stone
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
roger stone
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
roger stone
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
ivan raiklin
I love your world.
roger stone
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
Why don't you go first?
jordan holmes
Well, my bright spot comes from the files of listening to music that I've not listened to for a while.
dan friesen
From the files?
jordan holmes
From the files.
From deep within the archive.
dan friesen
We were talking about this a little bit yesterday.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
There is an artist now that goes by...
I don't know how to pronounce the name.
I've never heard it pronounced out loud.
It's A-N-O-H-N-I.
I'm going to call them Anoni.
I don't know what their pronouns are.
In 2005, the artist released an album and there's a song on it called For Today I Am A Boy.
And the vibrato of the voice is so perfect and so beautiful and so incredible.
And it tells a very moving story of a child dealing with their gender identity.
And then I realized that this is a song that I listened to and that I identified with at a young age.
I hadn't considered really what it was that I was identifying with at the time.
It didn't even occur to me that, like...
This was an unusual thing to be moved by a story about a young boy who wants to become a woman.
Never even occurred to me that that would be strange.
And now looking back on that and seeing the evolution that I've had towards that, I realize that I have a debt to this person.
That I wanted to publicly share.
dan friesen
That artistic impact.
Deepened your connection to people and to humanity.
jordan holmes
Totally.
And that is, you know, that's the type of thing that I don't necessarily think is like something to put on somebody.
But if they feel like a moment of like, hey, how about that?
That square white dude is a little bit better.
Thanks.
Then, yeah, good for them.
dan friesen
That's a very nice sentiment.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I want to share that.
dan friesen
So I'll keep going with you on this.
jordan holmes
Ooh, I like that.
dan friesen
The revisiting music we haven't heard.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
dan friesen
I'll go a little bit different for my bright spot.
And not as maybe moving or meaningful.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But I was on the bike the other day.
Actually yesterday.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I listened to The Children of Sanchez by Chuck Mangione.
jordan holmes
Slightly different, yes.
dan friesen
And that, like, when the...
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
When the horns kick in, it's one of the most triumphant moments ever.
But it's 15 minutes long.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
There is that.
dan friesen
And one of the things that I never really realized when I listened to it in the past is that it's structurally amazing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because the beginning of the song is like vocalized, I will always hear the children of Sanchez.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then the second time they bring it back.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Chuck Mangione's talking with his horn.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's doing the lyrics with his horn.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I never realized that.
Hit me hard.
jordan holmes
I'm going to let everybody in this world in on a secret, all right?
If you're listening to a song by some artist that is not normally known for, like, 15-minute songs, here's what they're doing.
They're going, you know what?
I fucking learned about composition, right, everybody?
I don't write your dumb songs.
That's it.
You know what?
I'll show you.
Here's a symphony.
Right?
And then you go, 20 years later.
dan friesen
And if you're listening to a song by someone who primarily doesn't use words.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They think they're using words with their horn.
jordan holmes
Oh no, they are.
See, now, have you ever heard the magic flute, my friend?
dan friesen
Sure, but like, you know, I listen to ska.
jordan holmes
Have you ever heard the magic trombone, my friend?
unidentified
Real Big Fish isn't like...
dan friesen
Pretending the horns are words.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
They're instruments.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Whereas with that Chuck Mangione song, for sure, the trumpet's supposed to be singing.
jordan holmes
No, it's quite nice, yes.
It's beautiful.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we've got an episode to go over.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
We're recording in the evening.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
It's a late record, and that is because the weekends just keep happening to us.
Time will not slow down.
jordan holmes
Nah, it seems like it's fine.
dan friesen
Will not give us a reprieve at all.
Last weekend, Trump gets shot.
jordan holmes
Was that last weekend?
dan friesen
That was last weekend.
jordan holmes
No, it wasn't.
That was seven and a half years ago.
dan friesen
That was a week ago.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
That was seven and a half years ago.
dan friesen
It's not even seven and a half days ago.
unidentified
No, no.
jordan holmes
So that was a world-shattering event.
I'm glad that we've all had some time to process it.
Nothing has happened.
dan friesen
With RNC.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a mess.
You texted me earlier that something happened, but beyond that, I have not checked the news.
dan friesen
Yeah, so a day's worth of the RNC happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I made a point of watching as much of that as I could for...
Reasons that are still unclear to me, exactly.
Weird curiosity.
And then today, Sunday, as we're recording this, we had an episode that we were going to record earlier in the day.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And Biden goes and drops out of the race.
jordan holmes
Okay, so...
dan friesen
The 2024 race.
jordan holmes
Okay, so...
dan friesen
And so we have to obviously cover what Alex's response to that is.
jordan holmes
Well, naturally, naturally.
So Biden did drop out.
unidentified
He did.
jordan holmes
This isn't like a reported thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's reported by him.
jordan holmes
Okay, but he's still the president now.
dan friesen
Yes.
He bowed out of the 2024 election, and it is presumptive that Kamala Harris is taking the place on the ticket.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So as of the time they were recording this, there's obviously...
Not a lot of clarity, you know, not a whole lot of certainty in terms of what is going to happen, but Biden has put out his own statement that he is not going to re-seek the office.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
Cool.
dan friesen
So, obviously, that throws a bit of a curveball, and whereas, you know, maybe we would be talking about Friday's episode and a bunch of that nonsense, now it becomes like, well, Alex has his show on Sunday after the news breaks.
We've got to see what he does.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what else is there to do?
dan friesen
Exactly.
So, obviously, Biden has dropped out of the race.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
So we'll be talking about Alex's response to that on his Sunday show.
But also, we're going to talk a little bit about Friday the 19th.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The day after Trump gave his speech at the convention.
Right, right, right, right.
Alex is back from his vacation in sunny California.
jordan holmes
Huge news.
Massive stuff all around.
God King on the one day.
Then goodbye, King, on the next day.
Hey, that's not bad.
dan friesen
I will also say in advance that I forgot to cut clips of Alex talking about how he stared at a hummingbird.
jordan holmes
Damn, that actually...
It was magical.
I think we could all use a little staring at a hummingbird right now as a society.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's such a marvel of nature.
jordan holmes
I mean, sometimes it looks like they're hovering.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's crazy.
jordan holmes
It's crazy.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on this, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, listening to the podcast while working on a lathe might be dangerous.
The cows with human beasts almost got me sucked in from confusion and laughter.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Next, I would like to wish my wolves do not live in Chicago hubby a happy birthday on August 22nd.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Alex Jones as the Batman villain would be like to the tune of the theme song, Riddler, Riddler, Riddler.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, there are four ways to burn to the fucking ground, Eddie.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
I like that one.
That's a good combination of everything we've ever created in this world, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it makes so little sense that it's just like, yep.
jordan holmes
There's only a group of people on this planet that understands that, and God bless them.
dan friesen
Your brain has broken if you say it to anybody else.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And Serena, the trans-socialist, the right fears.
Thank you so much.
You and I are a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you.
All right, so we're going to start, and this is Alex just got back to studio.
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
From California.
dan friesen
Where he, in theory, was interviewing some guys who broke into Bohemian Grove, but he was on vacation.
I want to apologize.
I think I made jokes that he was staying at a nice resort, and I think it was a nice Airbnb.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
No, that's fine.
I'm just really glad that everything's going great with the bankruptcy.
dan friesen
Yeah, it was a pretty nice-looking place, though.
So Alex is responding to the RNC.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And this is wild.
alex jones
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
If you're a new listener, I want to welcome you to the transmission.
If you're a new viewer, I want to welcome you all to the transmission.
We're in very, very dangerous times.
Most people I know are celebrating that Trump survived, and so am I. And there is just a sense of euphoria at the RNC, and it was the most powerful RNC, DNC.
I mean, it was night and day.
It was like a rock concert.
It rolled into the Olympics, rolled into the comedy show, rolled into you name it.
jordan holmes
Sounds confusing.
alex jones
And Trump was just incredible for speaking for two and a half hours last night.
It was amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah, he spoke for two and a half hours.
jordan holmes
He did not.
dan friesen
He didn't.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He actually didn't.
Alex is wrong.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
I'm excited.
dan friesen
He spoke for fucking ever, but it was not two and a half hours.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
And it was unbearably...
Meandering.
It just went on and on and on.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
I had been messaging with you because I was sort of live tweeting the RNC to your phone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was very similar to what was occurring.
dan friesen
And so, like, I had made some jokes about previous days.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And on that day, I straight up stopped watching about an hour into Trump's speech.
Wow.
I legitimately checked out.
jordan holmes
Okay, so you don't know how long the speech is, experientially.
dan friesen
I've seen a run time of about an hour and a half.
jordan holmes
So you know intellectually how long it is, but experientially, it was longer than you could handle.
dan friesen
It did feel like two and a half hours, from Alex's standpoint.
jordan holmes
He's speaking something of the truth inside.
dan friesen
But...
This...
Yeah, it was a mess.
jordan holmes
It was a mess?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Sounds like it went great.
dan friesen
The experience of watching it was...
I brought it up on our last episode that I had watched some of it.
But watching the Thursday was like, oh, this is where we're swinging.
You got Hulk Hogan coming out.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
You got Kid Rock.
You got Dana White.
The stars were out.
That's what I'm saying.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And I honestly felt like...
I did not have Alex there at this point.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right.
We were on the same stupid TV show as Dana White, and then Dana White was showing up on the fucking RNC.
dan friesen
Not only that.
jordan holmes
What a dumb world.
dan friesen
Not only that.
Yeah, so we were on the same episode of the CNN show.
jordan holmes
But we didn't meet him or anything.
He did a remote something stupid like that.
But yeah, it's ironic that we were just scene to scene.
dan friesen
But not only were we on the same thing, and then he's at the RNC.
He specifically introduced Trump.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
He was the speaker right before Trump and brought him to the stage.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, what is the point of any of this?
dan friesen
Yeah, so he was like the person of honor, if you will.
jordan holmes
What is the point of any of this?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's...
jordan holmes
Fine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
First thing I thought when I saw Hulk Hogan come out was like, ooh, lost the wrestling vote.
jordan holmes
Oh, because people who like...
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's fair, but he did gain the people who like saying the N-word and not receiving consequence for it.
True, true.
That one is a good one.
dan friesen
And people who are still excited by someone tearing off their shirt.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, that's a lot more people than anybody wants to admit.
unidentified
Hey, brother, what are you going to do when all the Trump-a-maniacs run wild on you, brother?
jordan holmes
Did he say Trump-a-mania?
dan friesen
He definitely did.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right, I'm going home then.
I think that's the end of my time in America.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the reason, you know, we're jumping into the Friday is because it's the day after Trump has given his speech.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then also because on Friday something happened.
And that was that all the computers in the world...
That's right.
jordan holmes
Everything broke for a day.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, sure.
alex jones
See, what I do is I sit back and study the enemy.
And you notice I don't go to Mar-a-Lago and wear tuxedos.
I don't hang around and drive around in Ferraris.
And I'm not against people that do that.
It's fun to enjoy yourself.
It's fun to have fun.
You should.
I just can't help it.
I war game enemy operations.
And I've said about 200 times since Saturday that they would probably launch a major cyber attack and take down large parts.
Of the infrastructure in the next week or so.
If they're going to go for broke, and then I told you what comes after that.
And they're getting ready to blame the Russians, guaranteed.
Here it is.
Biggest outage in history.
Microsoft crash wreaks havoc.
World plunged into darkness.
Now, Bill Gates and his evil company.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Created the virus and released it, and then...
jordan holmes
Wait, does he still...
alex jones
He used the psychological warfare to lock the world down and kill...
They now admit it's got over 100 million people starved to death as a result of that four years ago.
He's also buying up the farmland.
The globalists are doing all of that.
They are shutting off the fertilizer.
So, again, when I just tell you some data point, there's like 5,000 points behind it that's impossible to articulate all here.
Okay?
It's just a full spectrum of understanding.
dan friesen
It can't be denied that Alex has been saying that the globalists were going to do a cyber attack on the United States or possibly the whole world.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
It would be unfair to say that he's only recently been predicting that.
It's been something he's yelled about being right around the corner for a very long time.
But it is in his catalog.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So naturally, this week when cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike went down, this was all the evidence Alex needed to claim that his prediction had come true and he was once again shown to be a prophet.
The problem is that this was a cyber issue, but there's no evidence that it was a cyber attack.
As of right now, the information available is that it was a faulty update that was rolled out and it made operating systems crash, which obviously had and has continued to have a great impact, but it's not based in reality to call this a cyber attack.
It has the appearance of what Alex wants to pretend to be right about, so he's decided to just fudge that detail in order to make things easier for himself.
A further problem for Alex is that his prediction wasn't just that there was going to be a cyber attack.
He was clear that there would be a cyber attack that was either blamed on Russia or blamed on the right wing who would be found to be working with Russia in order to justify expanded war in Ukraine.
As of right now, there's no one blaming Russia.
It was a tech issue with a software update for a company that has a pseudo-monopoly that needs to be examined and possibly regulated by the government, which Alex would be opposed to.
In order for Alex to make any of his conspiracies and predictions appear to be validated, he needs to assert with no evidence that this was a cyber attack and then insist that eventually someone is going to blame Russia.
This is a desperate attempt to make the real world fit his storylines.
And a good indication for how he's pivoting this is the way he's complaining about Bill Gates.
He needs to do that.
He needs to make this somehow touch his real-world narratives.
CrowdStrike provides a product called the Falcon Sensor, which is a computer security application.
It was an update to Falcon, which is used by many Windows computers that caused the computers to get stuck in that blue crash screen.
Windows is owned by Microsoft, which was founded by Bill Gates, who left their board of directors in 2020.
But Bill Gates is a really popular villain with Alex's audience, so connecting him here is a little shortcut Alex can take to distract people from...
How thin this bullshit is.
And that's the game he's playing.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Okay, can I ask you a question?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alright, so if I'm driving a car, and then I smash into a business, right, and I cost that business all kinds of money, I would be in trouble, right?
dan friesen
I guess it depends on the circumstances, but generally, yeah.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
I think blaming Bill Gates is a great way for anybody involved in driving that car and blowing up that business to get in trouble.
You know what I'm saying?
It's totally Bill Gates' fault.
100% how evil.
It's a corporation and a conspiracy and all of those things.
It's definitely not some asshole drove a car into a brick building and now we all have to pay for it.
dan friesen
It's definitely a good way to never address the actual problem.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's for sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sucks.
dan friesen
So you got this quote-unquote cyber attack that people are eventually going to blame on Russia.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then you also have the Trump assassination attempt, which Alex is also claiming is geopolitical.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And I told you on Sunday and Monday they're going to blame Iran for the attack on Trump, and they even tried that the next day.
I had the enemy operation right here in my brain.
And I know they're pre-programming.
I know how they operate.
I know their past plans.
I understand what they do.
Government's holding emergency meeting after Microsoft outage sparks global chaos.
The planes, trains grounded, GPS and mayhem.
Shops closed, football tickets canceled, and TV channels offline.
It's just going to get worse.
Their next move is a tactical nuke.
What?
dan friesen
Oh, wow.
jordan holmes
Whoa!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is escalation on a fast scale.
Maybe too fast.
dan friesen
And just the smoke bomb.
I'm out of here.
jordan holmes
That was fast.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The next move is a tactical nuke.
jordan holmes
Boom.
unidentified
We'll be right back.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So there was an unidentified source who said that there was intelligence passed along that Iran was planning an assassination of Trump.
This news broke after the shooting at Trump's Pennsylvania rally, so naturally the question came up, is it possible that this shooter was connected to this alleged Iranian plot?
As of now, there's no evidence of any connection, and whatever alleged plot this source was referring to could be any number of plans at any stage of development or anything.
It's very unclear, unspecific.
Sure.
unidentified
The media was never trying to blame Iran for the assassination attempt, but that works better for Alex's purposes, And he knows that no one listening to him actually reads news articles, so it doesn't matter.
jordan holmes
Here's my question for you, alright?
At any given point in time, what government could you confidently say their secret agent people or whatever are not capable of coming up with a plan to assassinate anybody, right?
Isn't that what they all do?
So at any point in time, if a journalist was like, oh, Iranian secret spy agency coming up with a plan to assassinate...
Yeah, but they have a plot to assassinate everybody.
That's their whole gig.
They've got like a...
Fucking file cabinet full of, like, oh, Irish president.
Why?
Because you gotta have one!
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Any circumstance could rise.
dan friesen
I would assume, you know, hey, look, I don't want to say that's good, and I don't want to say that...
jordan holmes
All I'm saying is there is 100% chance right now that the CIA has a plan to assassinate everybody you know.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So there's no surprise.
dan friesen
That's entirely possible, but it should also...
You know, probably they have plans on how to make every sandwich possible.
jordan holmes
See, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying that it's reporting like Iran has a plot to blanket.
That's saying zero.
You can say nothing and say the exact same amount.
dan friesen
Yeah, you learn very little about it.
But because it's on the heels of an attempted assassination, obviously things become conflated.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
So because somebody tried to assassinate Trump.
A regular news outlet is going to publish bullshit.
dan friesen
So, Alex talks about how amazing Hulk Hogan is.
Because he body slammed Andre the Giant.
alex jones
By the way, Hulk Hogan's an amazing athlete.
Andre the Giant weighed 550 pounds.
And not once, but twice.
Hulk Hogan has picked him up.
Because, guys, I'm pretty strong.
He used to be strong.
But I mean, like, a 100-pound pig.
That I've shot.
I've shot like 300 pound ones.
That I try to pick up and put the back of a truck because it's dead weight.
You got to grab it.
It's swinging around.
You got to sling it.
I mean, it's hard to pick up a 150, 200 pound pig.
Picking up a 550 pound man.
It's amazing.
jordan holmes
I've got bad news, buddy.
alex jones
It shows the power of humanity.
jordan holmes
I've got such bad news.
alex jones
He's talked about it.
jordan holmes
Seriously, I've got bad news.
alex jones
That's a real Viking right there.
Wow.
jordan holmes
How old are you?
alex jones
The issue here is, that's great.
That gets people that aren't really politically awake to finally think it's cool to support Trump and vote for him.
People like Hulk Hogan will get Trump elected.
So what he did is important and it's beautiful.
That said, somebody's got to come out here and tell you the really nasty stuff that's going on.
Because if we don't do that...
People are going to be caught flat-footed and not know that this world record cyber attack, they're calling it an outage.
It's obviously staged.
dan friesen
Yeah, so unlike Hulk Hogan's body slam of Under the Giant, the cyber attack was totally staged.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I remember my Keats, you know, beauty is Trump-a-mania, and Trump-a-mania is beauty, is what it was called.
dan friesen
I think that, obviously, I'm not taking away from wrestlers' abilities.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And how it is remarkable.
jordan holmes
No, you could carry him, yeah.
dan friesen
But also there's cooperation, and there are other people who body slammed Under the Giant.
That's something that is part of Hulk's lore that is self-serving bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's Hulk stuff.
jordan holmes
I mean, here's the thing about Andre the Giant is if you wanted to body slam Andre the Giant and he did not want you to body slam him, he was a giant.
That's why they called him the giant.
dan friesen
He would have to cooperate.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
I mean, why stop here?
Why not just be like, you know what?
No holds barred was a great movie.
jordan holmes
I mean, if you're like, here's what we're going to do.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I think the guy from the 70s who wrestled and shouted America stuff, a jingoistic shit in the past.
dan friesen
Take your vitamins, say your prayers.
jordan holmes
He should bring his fans to my team, and I'm stoked about that.
dan friesen
Well, I don't know what fans Hogan has left.
Because he made his career in the wrestling industry, and most people who like wrestling fucking hate him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he, for one thing, overstayed his welcome.
Sure.
Really was not the best for up-and-coming talent.
They fucking hated him.
He also turns out to be a racist.
jordan holmes
Andre the Giant hated him, personally.
dan friesen
A lot of folks don't like him.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what you gain from bringing in the Hulkster.
Although, it is a great opportunity to bring up that he put out an album.
There's some hits on there.
jordan holmes
What was the movie?
Where he was a space...
He was a warrior from space.
Or whatever.
He was like a Terminator-style thing, and then came to Earth, and then had to babysit.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
You're conflating movies.
That's Mr. Nanny is what you're thinking of, but he's not a Terminator.
jordan holmes
All right, so he's not a Terminator and Mr. Nanny.
What was the movie where he was a Terminator?
I remember one where they put him in, like, Space Age armor.
I remember, because I saw it as a child, and I remember thinking, even at, like, eight, guys, you can afford better than this.
dan friesen
Do we know if that was a Hulk Hogan movie or a Terry Bolia movie?
jordan holmes
Do you know for sure?
It took me one and a half seconds to remember that that is his human name.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I think it was a Hulk Hogan movie.
dan friesen
Okay.
Well, I'm looking at his filmography here.
Thunder in Paradise.
That probably wasn't it.
Not it.
Suburban Commando.
jordan holmes
Suburban Commando.
dan friesen
That was probably...
jordan holmes
Did he become a nanny in Suburban Commando also?
dan friesen
No.
It was followed by Mr. Nanny, though.
But I don't think he's from space.
You know, in the film an extraterrestrial warrior botches part of his mission.
He's subsequently instructed to take a vacation and causes damages to his own control systems.
He crash lands on Earth and finds himself stranded here.
Okay, so yeah.
jordan holmes
Yes, I nailed it.
I remember that VHS.
dan friesen
You just mixed the two up, Mr. Nanny.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Anyway, Hulk Hogan sucks.
jordan holmes
Fish out of water, that guy.
dan friesen
So Alex talks a little bit about how when he speaks, you should actually think of it as God talking to you.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, I would hope you don't think that.
dan friesen
No, he does think that.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
alex jones
And God literally waking me up in the middle of the night.
jordan holmes
It's 2.30, buddy.
alex jones
Listen to me.
It's going down right now.
I've said this probably 20 times the last few months.
Never talked about that in 30 years on air.
And God said, I tell you what's going to happen, and you think it sounds like you're bragging.
You're not.
I'm giving you this information, giving you this understanding.
I gave you the mind to understand it.
You've got to say what is in your heart and your mind when I tell you.
And God would say, get up.
I leave my cell phone usually in the bathroom on the counter.
I don't sleep with the damn thing with spies on you and everything else.
It's bad for you.
And God goes, it's 4 a.m.
There's even a video out there called, you know, God told me it was 4 a.m.
That's what John Bowne called it.
Just a few months ago.
And that's just one of the times it happened.
And I get up and I walk in.
I pick the phone up.
This is like 30 seconds after I got out of bed.
And it's just 4 a.m.
And God goes, now you think that's just a coincidence.
There's 15 seconds left.
Countdown.
14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 6, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh my God.
jordan holmes
No.
Everyone go home!
alex jones
I literally got on my knees for about an hour, and I just said, will you just take me over then?
jordan holmes
No.
alex jones
Will you just take full control?
I know you're all about free will, and you don't possess people like the devil, but I'm tired.
Will you just tell me what to say and take full control?
And God said, I am in control.
You've got to listen.
So, from now on, I'm just going to tell you whatever the Holy Spirit's telling me, and I'm not going to hold it back.
Because I've always had this power that God gave me in my life.
I've always could see around corners.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
It's God.
And so, when I tell you this stuff, it's literally God telling me this.
You understand?
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
I understand.
I hear you loud and clear, buddy.
jordan holmes
Listen, we can get to...
It's God who's around the corner every time, which is like, what are you doing, buddy?
Just walk next to me.
Why are you hiding in front of that next corner?
dan friesen
He's got to tell you what's around there.
jordan holmes
But here's where I want to start, because I feel like before we got any further...
I was already ready to put this man in an insane asylum.
And then we all just watched it go by as he's like, oh yeah, yeah, no, I leave my phone in the bathroom because I don't want it spying on me while I sleep.
dan friesen
Right.
I don't want the government to know the secrets that I keep when I'm talking in my sleep.
jordan holmes
Do you understand?
There's only one explanation for that, is that he thinks that the phone will record the secrets he says out loud in his sleep.
dan friesen
Which might be fair.
jordan holmes
And we've all just moved on.
Like, oh, that wasn't even that weird, because later on he claims to be speaking to God all the time.
dan friesen
And that God speaks through him now.
And also, we moved quickly past God gave me superior brain smarts.
unidentified
I can't count down from 15. Gave you the brain to know this.
jordan holmes
Alex, this is God here.
What up, bro?
I just want to say I am blessing you with the brain to count down from 15. Go ahead and demonstrate that whenever you want.
dan friesen
Obviously, I don't want to beat up too hard.
Sometimes in the moment you lose track of what you're saying, I get it.
It's not indicative necessarily of like...
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no.
If you and I are having a regular conversation, no big deal.
But if you had just claimed to be given a message from...
dan friesen
Well, and also, this implicates the ability to actually count down.
The time, Intel 401, or whatever.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You can't even trust the thing that he's thinking.
dan friesen
It implies to me that maybe you're not the clock watcher that I need to listen to.
jordan holmes
Do you know what this reminds me of on a much lower level, although it is on the internet for the world to see, is that time L. Ron Hubbard had the lady at the Coliseum or whatever theater.
Yeah, it was like, ah, this lady's so clear.
She can remember anything that ever anybody talks about.
What colors your time?
Wrong.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
You guys tricked her with psychiatry!
Yeah.
Ridiculous.
dan friesen
Oops.
jordan holmes
Dumb.
dan friesen
So Alex talks a fair amount about how great the RNC was.
Eric Trump was amazing.
He should be president one day, even though Alex really fucking hates dynasties.
jordan holmes
I can't believe anybody.
dan friesen
He was so mad about George W. Bush being president after his dad, George H. W. Bush, was president.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Patrilineal succession is the only way to live.
dan friesen
He's so good.
He's so great.
But who cares?
jordan holmes
Who cares?
dan friesen
I ended up giving up on covering this episode after they played a little video.
Alex plays a video and is like, now we don't do a lot of fiction on this show.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
But Chase Geyser put together a video.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
It's sci-fi.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
I wanted to cover it kind of, but I can just explain it to you.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It'll do its service.
So it's set in 2084.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
What he did is basically just use AI prompts to create animation of, it's 2084, Alex's consciousness has been rebooted in the Infowars studio, and he's warning about how after the 2024 election, the globalists took over, and then they had people, there was like...
The whole world becomes Hellscape.
unidentified
Oh my god.
dan friesen
And then there's people underground.
Hold on.
There's people underground?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
In the bases.
jordan holmes
Unexploded nuclear bomb, yeah.
dan friesen
Well, they're all underground.
The government is keeping them down there.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then they start giving them DMT drips in order to talk to demons.
unidentified
Fun.
dan friesen
And then they get possessed by the demons.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
And only the most righteous of the people in these underground bases are able to resist the demons.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And they are like Harrison Smith and Chase.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
I mean, I would assume that they're also the stars of...
There's no way that...
They're people who lost.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And other people won.
These are obviously the heroes of their own story.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
unidentified
Get this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So they're all fighting against these demons, and they take to the surface to fight back against the demons.
jordan holmes
Good for them.
dan friesen
It's very Dune-ish in terms of some of the imagery that you're seeing.
jordan holmes
Recent memory, yeah.
dan friesen
You hear Alex say, old-fashioned artillery.
jordan holmes
God, genius.
Of course he does.
Of course he does.
That is the most...
Paradoxically oxymoronic collection of phrases that you could possibly have, and yet still he's like proud of it.
God, I hate these people.
dan friesen
He feels so cool saying it that he doesn't realize, or maybe he does realize and doesn't care that the context of it is pretty atrocious.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's so stupid all across the board.
dan friesen
It's self-contradicting of the point he's trying to make in the context.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So they're fighting this battle.
True.
It's sort of implied that Alex gets killed.
Because you hear, I think it's Harrison Smith, say, Alex, no!
And then they're like, reboot Alex back in 2024.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Whoa, so they send Alex's consciousness back in time?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Alright, I love this.
I love this.
This is great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
It's pretty impressive.
It reminds me of a movie called Suburban Commando.
unidentified
Kind of.
dan friesen
There's similarities.
But anyway, it's a stupid science fiction weird thing that's intermixed with a lot of stuff that Alex actually does believe.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
You know, like, it's...
You know, granted, maybe...
It's not that after the 2024 election, that's when everyone goes down to the bases.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But it's like, this isn't all fantasy.
You believe a lot of this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, now, for me, I believe that this is very similar to that news radio episode where they all die in the end because Joe Rogan's an idiot.
dan friesen
There's multiple where they...
jordan holmes
No, the one where they go to space, though.
Not the Titanic episode.
They go to space episode where Joe Rogan kills everybody.
I mean, maybe that's actually better than any Simpsons episode ever.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, Chase made that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And good for him.
jordan holmes
Good for him.
dan friesen
What an AI prompting.
What a waste of energy.
jordan holmes
You know, I love the bar to entry being low and the cost to climate change being high.
That's my favorite type of art.
dan friesen
So I was thinking about that, too, and I wanted to point out, we've made a lot of hay out of Alex's relationship with Chase and how it's Coach McGurk and Brendan from home movies.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes, yes.
dan friesen
And I agreed that it is.
But I had a memory and I realized this is not really the first time we've seen this dynamic.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Do you remember that 30-year-old who sued his parents because they kicked him out of his house?
jordan holmes
Yes, I do.
dan friesen
That was Alex trying to do the Coach McGurk energy.
unidentified
You're right.
jordan holmes
I see that.
I see that exact same thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He was like, what do you need to do?
jordan holmes
Here's how you become a man.
dan friesen
The most important thing is that you already produce.
jordan holmes
Yep, 100%.
He was doing the Coach McGurk, and we didn't notice.
dan friesen
Well, we did.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
dan friesen
But it didn't fit because that 30-year-old dude who got kicked out of his parents' house was resistant.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he wasn't a good team partner.
dan friesen
He wasn't Brendan.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is the difference.
jordan holmes
Yeah, whereas Chase has got a theater background.
Chase is a theater kid, yeah.
dan friesen
It's amazing.
Anyway, we're going to jump now to the 21st.
jordan holmes
Wait, no.
unidentified
And he made a home movie.
jordan holmes
You're saying that he made a home movie.
dan friesen
An AI home movie.
jordan holmes
He made a movie starring his friends.
I don't understand how to live life anymore in this world.
dan friesen
Maybe our next episode will just be...
jordan holmes
Did it end with, and it's time to pay the price?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
Oh, my God.
There wasn't a musical number.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, that's nice.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Maybe our next episode will just be a frame-by-frame breakdown of Chase's movie.
jordan holmes
I mean, maybe it'll just be me screaming uncontrollably and being like, oh, everybody's been watching me.
This is all Truman Show.
I regret every time I've ever masturbated.
That's what I believe right now.
dan friesen
What you need to do is put your phone in the kitchen or bathroom when you go to bed.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, we jump in here on Sunday.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Alex, we're hot off the news.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Oh, could I ask, because again, you told me that it happened.
Is there any...
Circumstance that it happened with?
Was it, like, just a letter or did he, like, give an address speech thing?
dan friesen
He released a letter.
jordan holmes
He released...
unidentified
Okay, okay.
jordan holmes
So it wasn't like I missed a whole...
He stood up in front of a podium and then collapsed into a pile of bones like in The Last Crusade.
dan friesen
I'm not going to say it's...
Well, that didn't happen.
jordan holmes
That didn't happen, okay.
dan friesen
I don't know if there was a press conference or not because I have...
jordan holmes
Right, right, because you were literally working on the...
dan friesen
I haven't monitored everything.
quentin carter
Sure, sure, gotcha.
jordan holmes
Sorry, apologies for interrupting.
dan friesen
I think it was just a letter, though.
Gotcha, okay.
So Alex has been talking to a lot of sources about various things.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
I have spent, to my wife's chagrin, I would say 15 hours, not just counting the three-hour show yesterday.
I'm not bragging, I'm just saying I'm in the game here.
15 hours.
Locked in my office last night, yesterday afternoon, and today.
I've spent eight hours today at least.
And I have talked to a lot of people.
I've talked to the folks in Trump's immediate command system right at the top.
And I have talked to the individuals that are deploying to defend Trump.
And they don't even need to be a secret.
We're not going to give specifics of it.
But he is bringing in the orange group out of the Pentagon, the Delta Force.
But because he can't get the current ones, he's getting even better.
He's getting the super seasoned ones.
And I'm not saying Delta Force is bad, but these are the guys.
And the best Navy SEALs and Eric Prince is involved.
dan friesen
Oh, cool.
That's really cool.
He's bringing in Chuck Norris.
jordan holmes
I feel like this episode is going to be...
Here's what I'm going to throw out.
I feel like if I wrote down a series of sci-fi movies and conspiracy movies right now, I would be able to play a game of bingo for the next hour and cross off, oh, this is where he's referencing Soldier starring Kurt Russell.
Boom!
Knocked it off there.
This is where he's referencing enemy of the state.
Command center for Trump in the suburbs.
unidentified
Hulk Hogan is a suburban commando.
dan friesen
So we got Eric Prince coming in.
I think Alex is a little...
It feels off-base for him to be like, it's so cool that Trump's hiring mercenaries.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, I love it.
dan friesen
Shouldn't he be against this?
jordan holmes
You know what the Lord said?
Murder for money.
dan friesen
Hire.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no.
It's different if you say a different word.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
Murder for hire is fine.
Murder for money is bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that makes it sound bad.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I noticed immediately that, like, okay.
We're talking more about the assassination stuff and Trump business than the fact that Biden dropped out of the race.
jordan holmes
Feels pretty important.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And because, like, let's not be obtuse about this.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Alex's prediction that I had you write down on that piece of paper was the 20th.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Today is the 21st.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
It's pretty close.
jordan holmes
It was pretty close.
dan friesen
It's definitely within the ballpark of, like, I'll give it to him.
He was right.
jordan holmes
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
See, again, this is where you and I struggle.
All right?
A lot of people are against the black and white thinking, but I say this.
If you have been given a gift by God, you cannot be off by a day.
You don't get to play horseshoes and hand gods.
That's not how it works.
dan friesen
I agree with you, but I'm going to go ahead.
It's a weekend.
jordan holmes
You're going to go.
God was in the Eastern Time Zone.
You don't know.
dan friesen
It's not about business days.
jordan holmes
He's on GMT.
That's the problem.
dan friesen
The post office is closed.
jordan holmes
I get it.
It's on me.
That's on me.
You're right.
You're right.
I take it all back.
dan friesen
I have been correctly criticized for being a little bit lenient on Alex.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And I think I do that in order to make sure that criticisms that I have...
Are not coming from a place of blaming him for everything.
And so I'm closer to just go ahead and give him this one.
Because his other predictions are so fucking wrong.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
You're grading on a curve and that may be the source of all evil in this world.
dan friesen
Maybe.
So anyway, Alex talks a little bit about how Biden's stepping down.
alex jones
I told you that I thought Biden within two weeks would step down.
I said this weekend, the weekend of the 20th and 21st, it happened today as I called.
I thought I could just see all the numbers.
jordan holmes
Gotta throw that in there.
alex jones
It would take hours to explain how I know that, but there you go.
It happened again.
And I talked to high-level people in the Trump administration, the soon-to-be administration, and I talked to high-level people in every facet of the system.
dan friesen
The orange crew.
alex jones
And then they gave me a list of people that could speak because they're not currently in the military.
And these are amazing people.
Some are coming on tonight.
I'm not going to announce who they are until tomorrow.
But on tomorrow's show, we're going to have people that have commanded major operations around the world.
And for anybody that follows military news, you will know who they are.
In fact, the general public will know who they are.
So they're going to be on the show tomorrow.
Lord willing, who knows what the globalists will do.
dan friesen
Please be Chuck Norris.
Please be Stallone.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Who else could it be?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Who else?
dan friesen
Name?
Household names.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
Jesse Ventura?
jordan holmes
Steven Seagal.
dan friesen
Seagal.
jordan holmes
It's Seagal.
It's Seagal.
Yeah.
It's Seagal.
That's who it is.
dan friesen
He's going to interview an actual Seagal.
jordan holmes
Oh, that'd be fun, too.
He's going to interview Flight of the Conchords singing Seagal.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know who I would predict it is.
Maybe that Tonto guy?
The guy from Benghazi?
jordan holmes
Oh, oh my god.
unidentified
I was like, I don't know if we referenced that.
dan friesen
I don't know.
We'll see.
But here's why I thought that the previous episode, the 19th, and this kind of, there's a mirroring to that.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
It's because there's a close enough to write, although it doesn't mean anything, about Alex's prediction that Biden would step down on the 20th or the weekend.
jordan holmes
Yeah, sure, let's call it over the weekend.
dan friesen
Whereas the stuff about, like, there's gonna be a cyber attack and stuff like that, there is no credit that is given for that prediction.
jordan holmes
Okay, I see what you're saying.
dan friesen
He's behaving as if, like, I have nailed all of these predictions.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And, no.
No.
You didn't nail anything.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But this is close, and I think it's somewhat dishonest to, like...
jordan holmes
See, here's what I like.
dan friesen
Squabble about it.
jordan holmes
Here's what I like even more.
Here's what I like even more, because this is one of those things that I like.
This is my little nitpicky thing, but I think it's important because I care about it.
It's like Mount Everest, right?
The Mount Everest in the encyclopedia is up until blah, blah, blah, whatever date.
In the past, not long ago, it was 25,002 feet or something like that.
It was an exact 25,000 or 22,000 or 25,002 feet.
All right?
Now, the real story behind that is the guy who measured it measured it to exactly 25,000.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And he was like, there is no fucking way anybody's going to believe me.
It won't look exact enough.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So he added two feet.
unidentified
Right?
jordan holmes
25,002.
That makes him look super smart.
So he thinks by looking exact, he is exact, but it turns out that was the wrong height anyways.
He was wrong about everything.
That reminds me of Alex right now.
By looking like it was The Weeknd and he called it, he's actually revealing that he's not even right about that.
He's an idiot.
He's an idiot all across the board.
dan friesen
Well, here's the issue, though.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think he did say The Weeknd.
I think he said a lot of things.
I think that one of the things that he may have said...
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
Because I know for sure that he said, by the 20th.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
On at least a couple of occasions.
I know that.
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
By that standard, he's wrong.
jordan holmes
Listen, listen.
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
I'm not going to lie.
A lot of God's prophecies in the past have been open to interpretation.
They haven't been as hard science as we might have preferred.
dan friesen
And many of Alex's predictions are self-contradictory.
jordan holmes
Totally.
That reminds me very familiar.
dan friesen
That is a difficulty.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex has mostly his eye on the ball, and that is the assassination attempt and how we can make this a false flag.
jordan holmes
The assassination attempt on the day that...
today.
dan friesen
Yeah, today's episode, he's talking a lot about...
jordan holmes
He's talking about the last week.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it still just was a week ago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it was still a week ago.
That's fair.
alex jones
And the best knowledge is there was a shooter right under the shooter who was on the roof in the window.
That's what the acoustics are showing, and a shooter on the water tower.
We have the HD video of that coming up.
It's clearly on a shadow.
Now it's been blown up digitally.
Stepping out.
In fact, I meant to send you guys that clip, have Rob do grab it.
It's all over X. The water tower zoom in.
Showing the shooter up there with his rifle.
dan friesen
So there's some very blurry video that people are insisting shows somebody on the water tower, but this has been debunked, and it's not.
So there's multiple shooters.
This is what Alex has landed on, sort of.
jordan holmes
That is interesting.
I hadn't considered that, but now that Alex brought up the sound, the echo and all of that stuff, I hadn't really thought about it, but now you could...
Because everybody there had a phone.
And everybody's phone's microphone is totally active and we're all supposed to pretend that it's not.
So you could theoretically have an almost perfect son escape of the thing that happened.
From a million different possible angles, if you could gather everybody's phone data.
That would be really interesting.
dan friesen
And there probably were a ton of people recording anyway.
And not probably, there were.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, no, no, tons of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fascinating.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think that they've done this game already with the Las Vegas shooting, trying to play games with the acoustics and all that.
And so this is just well-trod territory for conspiracy theorists, and I find it uncompelling.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I agree.
dan friesen
Much like blurry-ass video that Alex is pretending is HD.
jordan holmes
Love blurry-ass video.
dan friesen
So, Alex's basic feeling is that the globalists, what they want is, you know, now that Biden has stepped down, they want to undermine Kamala Harris and...
I don't know.
He doesn't have a specific prediction about who's going to step in as the candidate.
jordan holmes
All right, so I ask this question, right?
Where are we in globalist plans that included Biden stepping down?
dan friesen
We are so fucked.
Like, the globalists are there.
jordan holmes
Everything's a mess.
But, like, where are they in their plans?
Is this, like, something that threw a wrench in their plans, or is this part of their plan?
dan friesen
Well, they were going to have to kill him if he didn't step down.
So I think that the globalists wanted this to happen.
jordan holmes
Okay, so the globalists knew this was going to happen, or they were going to kill him.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So now the globalists are stoked.
dan friesen
But they also wanted Trump to be dead last week.
So, they're not thrilled about that.
jordan holmes
Okay, so this is our, like, you know, you win some, you lose some.
One step forward, one step back.
I get it.
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
This is Paula Abdul.
jordan holmes
Just wanted to be sure where we were.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Alright, alright, alright.
But they might still kill Trump.
alex jones
Trump has wisely brought in private security.
The guys that are former Delta Force.
And you're never former.
And now it's going to be hard to hit.
And the experts said, we agree with your analysis.
Next will be poison.
You can't shake hands.
They'll have a fake glove.
Looks like a normal skin.
It'll have pure fentanyl or some other drug.
Trump shakes their hand.
He's dead in 10 minutes.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
alex jones
Chemicals with acids with cyanide will get through the skin or fentanyl.
It'll be weaponized.
Fast action, pure cyanide or pure fentanyl with an acid to get through Trump's skin.
It looked like a hand, but it's a plastic glove.
Looks like a hand.
He shakes somebody's hand.
He's dead in ten minutes.
Five minutes, probably.
Maybe two.
Truck bombs.
Tactical nukes blamed on Iran.
I told you last week they'll blame Iran.
They already tried the next day.
I'm on top.
They're pre-programming.
dan friesen
Ah, shit.
No one can touch Trump ever again.
jordan holmes
I like that he is describing this terrifying and horrible type of assassination.
To the enemies of Trump?
The type that is only one known perpetrator?
dan friesen
No!
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
No!
No, that's not someone's MO.
Okay.
Never mind that.
jordan holmes
It's a little on the nose, I feel like, considering is it over a year or under a year since Navalny was also murdered?
You know that guy that we were all like, hey, he can do it.
dan friesen
He was murdered.
jordan holmes
Because there is, okay.
dan friesen
Putin would never want that.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
But we're all very, he was murdered, but we're all very, oh.
dan friesen
So Alex is, I guess, no one can shake hands with Trump anymore.
jordan holmes
I like that rule.
I'm fine with that.
I'm also fine with public officials hiring private murderers to protect them.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
From anybody who tries to touch them, because they probably have a fake fentanyl hand.
jordan holmes
I think it's a good idea for our public officials to knowingly hire murderers for money.
dan friesen
What?
For hire.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this turns into Alex interviewing a friend of his, Quentin.
jordan holmes
All right.
Now I'm in.
dan friesen
I guess this guy was in the military in some capacity.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I have no idea who he is, but he's a friend of Alex's who has experience with probably murder, I guess.
alex jones
Oh, well, yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, who knows?
jordan holmes
What a weird day.
dan friesen
He has some really dumb points.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Absolutely.
And we said today, we talked this day, all the people I talked to agree, they wanted a spectacular event blowing his head off to try to inflame, and that was their next plan.
But keep going.
quentin carter
Yeah, I agree with that as well.
So when we look at it in the totality or the visual performance of this, an average person is going to go for that headshot.
jordan holmes
An average person?
quentin carter
They want the JFK version.
2.0, whereas a true trained assassin wouldn't go for a headshot.
A true trained assassin, someone wants to do it, they're looking for a death shot.
They're looking for something that has finality to it.
And it's not hard to hit a human being at 130 or 150 yards.
You and I used to shoot together all the time.
I remember us shooting Coke cans at seven and seven 50 untrained sitting in the front of the seat of a Jeep.
So it's really not a hard thing.
You and I both have shot pistols that far on, on a regular basis.
So that's not the case.
I think that they wanted to show the world something ugly and something nasty and something evil.
So they went for a headshot.
And that's, you know, thankfully they did.
And thankfully they suck.
dan friesen
These globalists are the worst.
If that is like, they're so caught up in aesthetics.
That they absolutely cannot remember what the fucking mission that they're on is.
This is so dumb.
jordan holmes
I just appreciate these globalists.
Brilliant globalists.
Again, superpowered, ultimate evil, run by the devil.
They're like, okay, we gotta get this guy.
To murder the president, which is our goal.
Let me be clear.
dan friesen
If Trump gets into office again, the devil's plans are unraveled.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
So what we need to do, our stated goal, so at the end of this action, what we would want to happen is the death of the former president.
dan friesen
Everything Alex has ever said makes me think that that is what the devil wants.
jordan holmes
That must be what the devil was trying to achieve.
If we are criticizing said nothing occurring, right?
Explain to me how these globalists would not be like, well, let's hire a trained assassin.
They instead hired the average person who would just go for a hedgehog like an idiot.
dan friesen
Well, see, that's the aesthetics thing.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
dan friesen
What we are failing to take into account is we think that a failed state for the mission is Trump not dying.
jordan holmes
See, but that is...
No, but if the succeed state is Trump dying, then the failed state...
Must be Trump not dying.
dan friesen
No, because...
jordan holmes
What do you mean no?
dan friesen
It's mission critical...
jordan holmes
Goddammit.
dan friesen
...that something really disgusting be on TV.
You need to freak people out with that visual, or else you have failed the mission.
And that's why you hire an average person who wants to go for the headshot.
Because none of this makes sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I feel like now I'm actually genuinely angry at people that I'm suddenly remembering are 100% fictional in the creation of this idiot.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It does not make any sense for these villains to operate this way.
I think that if this was truly, like, if I was somebody who showed up...
Like a bar rescue situation with these globalists.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I would be furious.
I'd be like, get your head in the game.
jordan holmes
I think that's part of my like of Chase's energy.
Chase is like, guys, we can write this better.
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
Let's do some punch-up before we say it on the TV, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
No one expects better, so this is what you get.
jordan holmes
This is what you get.
dan friesen
So this guy, I think that if his...
Point is to be made coherently.
It's an argument against this being an inside job, really.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But he's arguing that it was an inside job.
jordan holmes
So it's a bad inside job.
dan friesen
Right, but intentionally bad because they wanted a headshot in order for the visuals.
jordan holmes
They're too smart for me, man.
dan friesen
Right.
And then the ultimate plan.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Mail-in voting.
quentin carter
They think we're all stupid.
And they think that what they've done in the past...
They're going to do again, and they're just going to keep pulling his over on us.
alex jones
And they thought the hysteria of Trump being dead and the truck bombs that are going to detonate on a black church or whatever would have changed the subject, but they fucked up.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
quentin carter
Totally.
And then when we start talking about this kid and how did they instantly say...
He's operating alone.
Well, how do you know he's operating alone if you're not in his cell phone, if you was never on the radar?
alex jones
And now he's got offshore secret accounts.
And that's what I got from my sources.
They said, no, this guy was heavily funded, flew a drone over, wasn't operative.
Now we know he had high-tech military explosives.
That's about to come out.
Quentin, what do you think is happening?
quentin carter
And the other thing is, I think it's a huge cover-up.
And I think that it was going to create an environment that made people scared to vote.
It was going to do something that...
Basically created a mail-in ballot.
dan friesen
Yeah, you got to the bottom of it.
jordan holmes
I mean, from where I'm standing, the only lesson I have taken from the last few weeks is don't stand near a president.
dan friesen
Generally, that's something you probably already would...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, everybody...
dan friesen
You would never go near a president anyway.
jordan holmes
Yeah, everybody that's gotten close is having a bad time.
dan friesen
Well, what if the lesson is actually these people are secretly trying to shoot Trumps in order to push a mail-in ballot?
jordan holmes
Well, then I'm going to stay away from them.
dan friesen
I don't know.
This guy seems like he's, you know...
jordan holmes
I don't know about this.
Man, you know, sometimes when they're talking shit...
They're in a groove.
They're in the zone that they're used to, where it's like, this is the same type of shit we've been talking since the 90s.
I can rattle this off in the back of my brain.
This two weeks has scrambled them.
This bullshit doesn't fly even in their own brains.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think that they're also using muscle memory a little bit in ways that are kind of dumb.
When the media reports that there's no indication that he had accomplices, that doesn't mean that they're definitely saying that he worked alone.
It's just that there's no evidence that's available.
And when you engage with breaking news this way, you're trying to build a case, and that's all they're doing.
But the case doesn't make sense.
It's an inside job, but it's also convoluted.
The shooter is average, but also...
Everyone's in on it.
There's multiple shooters, but then also they missed.
jordan holmes
There's...
Yeah.
dan friesen
It just...
I don't know.
It's too much.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Let me pitch you on this.
I would like to remove my consciousness.
Freeze it for 60 years.
All right?
Wake up in 2084.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Let it roll from there.
dan friesen
We've got to send Jordan's consciousness back.
jordan holmes
Then we'll see what happens, okay?
But I think that'll be the best move for all of us moving forward.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So there were bombs, apparently.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry!
dan friesen
There were explosives that the shooter had.
Okay.
And apparently Quentin knows what this was all about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
quentin carter
He was going to assassinate Donald Trump.
And then when people try to respond, whether that's first responders, the fire trucks, the paramedics, the other police officers, all that, they're going to have to drive past that vehicle to come in.
He was either going to then detonate that vehicle to create enough of a diversion for him to get away, or he was going to do it to where no one could get in to help.
And that creates an environment where a shooter can then continue to cause chaos.
My question for everyone, though, is...
What does a 20-year-old kid who's a nurse technician or something like that, whatever they made up he does for a living, how does he know how to create an IED?
How does he know what explosives are what and how they work unless he's been on the internet somewhere?
So what's the internet at home?
What's the internet on his phone?
What's his search history?
Who's teaching him these things?
dan friesen
Oh man, hopefully not a militia site or something.
For that to come out, that would be inconvenient for your line of questioning.
But also, this argument seems counter to the idea that it was a globalist false flag.
What this guy is saying.
If the whole plan was a lot of elaborate detail, where they had bombs to attack first responders and then continue the chaos, why didn't they detonate them even though the guy missed?
If the objective is to kill Trump, then why not use these bombs that are there to kill him instead of the sniper who missed?
You would think that the last thing a shadowy evil organization would do is completely fuck up an attempted assassination on the former president, then bail on part two of their plan when part two could easily clean up the mess they created by screwing up part one.
This just makes no sense.
If this is the conspiracy, it's such a bigger fuck up by the villains.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, I think, you know, one thing that I hadn't considered, right, is that part of the reason that conspiracy theories worked with JFK for so long, maybe, is, like, conspiracy theories, when they lose, you're like, wow, I guess those people who did the conspiracy, they're not that scary.
They're a bunch of losers, honestly.
They're a bunch of losers who suck.
So I guess I'm not really that scared of them.
Try again, Wile E. Coyote.
Best of luck next time.
You forgot to press the Acme button?
That's your theory?
Okay, sorry, apologies.
dan friesen
Oh, cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, did you when you pressed the button, it actually exploded in your face?
dan friesen
If, like, yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
If the big evil organization is this fucking bumbling, I'm not scared.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because here's my problem.
Here's my problem.
I feel like Quentin is looking down on the globalists for being shitty at assassinating people.
I feel like Quentin here is condescending, being like, hey, listen, if I was out there trying to assassinate a president...
That president would stay assassinated, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't like Quentin's tone.
dan friesen
No.
He has a bad tone.
jordan holmes
He's got a bad tone.
dan friesen
But here's my feeling about the globalists.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
They're coming off Magoo-ish.
jordan holmes
Very Magoo-y.
dan friesen
In terms of this assassination.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Mr. Magoo isn't precise in other areas.
You know what I mean?
Like, Mr. Magoo is fucking up all over the place.
jordan holmes
No, see, but that's the thing.
They're doing the opposite of a Magoo.
They're putting together extremely intricate plans.
Their eyesight is perfection itself.
But every time they try and move forward, everything falls apart.
Whereas Magoo closes his eyes and steps through.
If Magoo was going to assassinate the president, Magoo would start by...
By walking across the earth, and then the president would be dead.
dan friesen
They spent five years, like, setting up an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine.
jordan holmes
The whole thing!
dan friesen
And it just fucks up on the first move.
jordan holmes
The cat forgot to hit the domino!
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Damn it!
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not scared.
Not scared of that Rube Goldberg machine.
jordan holmes
Unfortunately, it's a struggle, yeah.
dan friesen
But I am scared of Quentin.
jordan holmes
Okay.
That's not good.
quentin carter
There's repercussions for everyone's action.
And hopefully we can push through this.
By using ballots and doing it the right way.
If you remember, I guess probably five or six years ago, we were talking about re-electing Donald Trump long before there wasn't this.
And I told you, hey, Alex, we need to do this shirt, man, by bullets or ballots.
It doesn't matter.
And you were very smart in your saying to me, you said, hey, man, like, that's a great saying, but I don't need to be the person pushing violence.
And it made a ton of sense, you know, and coming from you and the amount of The voice and vocal range that you have, it made a ton of sense to me, and it still resonates today.
So by no means are any of us calling for violence, but I also think that there will come a time that people feel there is nothing else they can do.
If they continue to do this, if they continue to push, if they continue to steal, if they continue to lock people down and basically just destroy their lives against their will.
There will come a time where people push back.
dan friesen
Okay, so the 2020 election wasn't stolen, but we have told everyone that it was and we insist that that is reality, and that really makes them feel pissed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Right?
Oh, there wasn't really a COVID lockdown or like martial law the way that we described, but we're going to keep insisting that there was because that really pisses people off.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And eventually, if reality keeps being presented the way that we make money off of and we push that really pisses people off, eventually they're going to start shooting people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know what?
Here's where I think we're at.
I think we've reached something.
We've been describing this as terrorist edging for a long time, right?
I think they blew their wad.
I think that's what happened because here's the deal.
They already tried to overthrow the country and they failed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Somebody just tried to assassinate their god king and missed and they didn't do shit.
I think they're a bunch of bluffing losers and everybody should call.
This guy is a loser.
I challenge Quentin Coldwater III of the magicians to, oh no, the revolution is coming.
Fuck off.
You coward.
dan friesen
I think that if you look at the larger picture of masses, then you might be onto something that they might have missed the point when The fever may have broke in terms of large groups.
I'm not sure if that's true, but I'll go along with you saying that's possible.
But the potential for like...
Smaller-scale violence, I think, is still absolutely as bad as it could be.
In terms of a mass revolution, maybe the window has passed.
Maybe that wad has busted.
jordan holmes
Nah, I'm just going to call the bluff.
I don't think they've got it in them.
I think they're a bunch of losers, and I think everybody's afraid for no reason.
dan friesen
Well, I don't know.
Maybe.
I know that one person is a bit of a loser, and that's Alex.
alex jones
Well, I hate to write myself into this.
But I've had to make peace with death over this.
And I will not commit suicide.
I will not kill my family in a murder of suicide.
That's how they do it.
Then say you were a killer.
I would never do that.
That's a lie.
When I talk to you and I talk to people, the highest levels of the Pentagon, who are patriots, and to Delta Force people today, they said...
You're right, Jones.
They're going to get you next because they see me as the populist guy, and I don't want to be that guy.
I'm going to just beat these people.
I'm not trying to run around here on the front line in a general outfit.
dan friesen
You just were talking about calling down the angel of death.
What is happening?
jordan holmes
He's the tip of the spear!
dan friesen
I know.
This is so dumb.
unidentified
He's...
jordan holmes
Being given a mission from God!
dan friesen
Chosen in his early years.
Groomed for decades by the divine.
jordan holmes
So at night, when God wakes him up and is like, hey, go get your phone.
Also, you're super smart.
It was listening.
It wasn't last time, but this time, see, you're so smart this time.
When he does that, he also says, obviously, I want you to go through with this stuff.
But then Alex, whenever somebody else is talking to him, is like, listen, I don't want to do any of this.
dan friesen
This would be cool.
jordan holmes
This is shit.
I don't even really like this god guy, to be honest with you.
Like, what's happening?
dan friesen
He seems like a man conflicted.
Also, I love the, I don't want to make this assassination attempt about me, but here I go doing exactly that.
That's real cool.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And great.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex has Ivan Reiklin in.
unidentified
Who's that?
dan friesen
He was that guy who was trying to push a social media site a number of years back and then showed up drunk to Alex's speech along with Michael Flynn's son.
jordan holmes
I'm listening.
dan friesen
You don't remember this guy?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Okay, so he's shown up.
He's adjacent to Michael Flynn.
Okay.
And he's made some waves recently because he put out what some people have referred to as a kill list.
jordan holmes
That's good.
It's always nice whenever you see one of those toss it about.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You put out a list of globalists that are going to be targets.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Let's not repeat the list.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I saw it posted somewhere, and there's different breakdowns of these are the people who are in our crosshairs because of COVID.
jordan holmes
Everybody knows it's triage.
Everybody knows what you got to do.
dan friesen
He's making lists, though.
That's something that he's all about.
jordan holmes
Check him twice, my man.
dan friesen
So he's on, along with another guy who I kept thinking was Doc Rivers.
jordan holmes
Doc Rivers is a famous basketball coach and player.
One of the greats.
dan friesen
It's not him.
I kept thinking it was.
It's a guy named Doc Chambers.
jordan holmes
Doc Chambers is a very different guy.
dan friesen
And this guy has no evidence that the shooting in Pennsylvania was an inside job.
jordan holmes
Okay, well then we don't need to talk to him.
He has no evidence, so I assume we're just going to cut it short.
dan friesen
No, but it definitely was one, though.
But there's no evidence.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
unidentified
All right, so what do we think about the inside job that happened against President Trump?
Yeah, we know what that was.
That was an epic fail, but it was so epic that it was obvious that it was planned, and it was planned from the inside.
dr pete chambers
Now, I don't have the receipts for any of that, but right now, anybody that can see that, that has eyes to see it.
dan friesen
All right, I've got no evidence, but it's obvious.
jordan holmes
Okay, this is where...
Here's my fundamental problem with their conception of the globalists as an organization.
All right?
You don't need to prove to me...
Okay, how about this?
When there's a botch job, you don't need to prove to me that it's an inside job.
You don't need to prove the details.
You don't need to prove the, like, purchase receipts.
dan friesen
You don't need to do that.
jordan holmes
What you need to do is show me that five guys suddenly died yesterday or the day after.
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah, whatever.
jordan holmes
You have built up the most evil organization that exists on account of run by the devil, and your consequences in that organization must be, for failing to assassinate the president, must be death.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, here's the issue.
I think this is what you're getting at.
With the globalists, it's like time travel.
I'm probably not going to believe that time travel exists in your movie or in your thing.
So when you spend way too much time trying to explain and justify why, you're getting lost in the details that aren't important.
jordan holmes
You already fucked up.
dan friesen
Just point to a thing.
jordan holmes
It's the DeLorean.
Game over.
Travels through time.
dan friesen
Let's roll.
It's just enough detail.
Five people are dead because they were the ones who had all the details of the...
That's all you need to do.
jordan holmes
Doc Brown, Nuclears, boom.
Let's roll.
dan friesen
Yeah, when you start trying to be too precise about it, it's like, this isn't what your conspiracy is about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't midichlorians me, dickwads.
dan friesen
Stop trying this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, Doc Chambers is...
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, it's like the Celtics were great, and then he couldn't do it with the Clippers.
You know, and he gave it his best.
He gave it his best.
He's a good basketball player.
He's a great coach.
One of the greats.
dan friesen
So Chambers is not very interesting, and I don't care about him.
Because Ivan Reiklin is a complete weirdo.
He has one plan that is that patriots need to sign up to volunteer for the DNC so they can keep eyes on the ground and infiltrate and look out for any funny business.
jordan holmes
Go for it.
dan friesen
It's an interesting plan.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But I lost interest in it pretty quickly because of the next thing that's said.
unidentified
Sure.
ivan raiklin
I recommend all patriots volunteer to participate in the DNC convention so that they can observe and monitor and report, whether it's as media or as volunteers, any shenanigans that take place so that they are on notice that we're not going to allow this.
unidentified
No, you're right.
alex jones
That's got to scare them.
So, Doc Chambers and Ivan Rinkler, about to go to break, come back with you guys for another 20 minutes for head of Roger Stone.
What are you going to cover when we come up?
What is on your radar?
I've been asking questions, but you're a smart guy.
Colonel, what do you recommend?
unidentified
Right.
So in the next several days and next few weeks, there will be a period of grace that will exist.
For people that hold this information, there are whistleblowers.
dr pete chambers
We're going to give a period of grace, and then we're going to start exposing names of people that understood what was going on but did nothing about him.
unidentified
We have to do it that way.
dr pete chambers
That's the only way, because we're in a race, we're in a marathon, and we just found out about it.
unidentified
It's a 26-mile mark at this point.
jordan holmes
You've been running for that long?
unidentified
We've got to move the goalpost, and that's it.
alex jones
So you're saying there's an amnesty right now?
unidentified
Yes, sir.
alex jones
Join us!
unidentified
We'll hit it on the next section.
dan friesen
Okay, so now this is very exciting.
There's an amnesty that's being offered to globalists who know things and want to go join Ivan Reiklin and Doc Chambers and the Patriots.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to take your kill list seriously if you also say shenanigans and to the rest of him.
dan friesen
You're offering amnesty!
jordan holmes
What a fucking nerd.
Go to...
I mean, I just, sometimes, you know, I feel like I've become a better person, and then sometimes somebody pushes me, and I'm like, this man needs a swirly.
In, like, real life, somebody needs to swirly this man.
dan friesen
Well, Reikland's ahead of you because he's bald, wouldn't you?
jordan holmes
There we go.
He's already told me what to do.
dan friesen
So I was thinking about this, though.
This is very exciting.
There's a period of amnesty that's being offered.
I'm not clear on what authority this comes from.
I was wondering.
From what or whose agreement this is or whatever.
jordan holmes
Is it legally binding?
Is there writing?
dan friesen
Trying to bait people to write him emails that sound like good shit talk.
jordan holmes
Does feel like that.
dan friesen
So Ivan talks a little bit more about what this is when they come back from break.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's good.
ivan raiklin
I just published a sub-stack article detailing out if you are in the government, former or current, that has observed directly how the principles acted over the course of the last several years.
I'm saying the principles on that deep state target list, and you have evidence to support the, it's not a hypothesis, the knowledge that they conducted treason, then you have a...
We're giving you a grace period until September 3rd to come out as a whistleblower.
And in that article it details exactly who you need to reach out to.
If you're from within the Department of Justice, FBI, etc., you reach out to Jim Jordan.
You then CC me as well if you want to indicate your good faith efforts so that we don't scrutinize you maximally.
If you're from the FISA court process, the NSA, the FISA court staff, similarly, if you're involved in illegal or observed illegal FISA warrants and processes, you need to also come out to the Judiciary Committee.
alex jones
And by the way, this isn't talk.
You're giving people amnesty.
This is going down.
This is not a joke.
ivan raiklin
Correct.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is pretty real.
So, I'm sad to report to you, Jordan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ivan's super important post about what real whistleblowers need to do in order to get amnesty is for paid subscribers only for a sub stack.
Ah, that group does not include me.
So, I'm not going to be able to tell you what that entire entry says.
unidentified
So, if I understand correctly, if I work for the FISA court...
Yeah.
jordan holmes
One of the most blatantly illegal and horrifying organizations ever to exist.
I am going to be like...
Time for me to come clean.
It's time for me to finally tell my side of the story.
dan friesen
Well, where do you go?
jordan holmes
I'll go to the substation.
Ah, fuck.
I can't.
I'm broke, man!
dan friesen
You gotta sign up.
jordan holmes
Ah, no.
Nope.
Not gonna do it.
dan friesen
If you want to...
jordan holmes
Netflix raised their prices.
dan friesen
Someone's not getting amnesty.
jordan holmes
Then I guess I'm not.
I guess I'm not.
I guess I'll go back to work warrantlessly wiretapping people.
dan friesen
So I'm not going to pay for a subscription to Ivan's.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
dan friesen
But here is the part of the article that is publicly available.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Quote, September 3rd, 2024 is the last day the Secretary of Retribution will offer amnesty to those that come forward as whistleblowers.
unidentified
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop.
One, I love your government because the first thing you thought of before you even thought of anything else was Secretary of Retribution.
jordan holmes
I'm already out.
You didn't think of, like, how do we reform Congress?
You were like, well, first things first.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Is this in the Interior?
Is this in the State Department?
jordan holmes
We're not going to call it an executioner?
We're not uncivilized.
dan friesen
Sure.
So yeah, I remember earlier, just maybe a couple minutes ago, you said he was a big old dork?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What a fucking space treaty ass.
We've got a six month because the spider beings are hungry?
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
I'm the Secretary of Retribution.
jordan holmes
Fuck off the Secretary of Retribution.
Even in your fantasies, you're a nerd loser.
That's the worst part of it.
Even in your fantasies, you're not like fucking Conan the Barbarian.
Like, here's what I like to watch women wail and my enemies be driven before me.
You're like, well, first I've got to sign a triplicate that I get to defeat my enemies.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
This is like an imaginary friend level of self-importance.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
So the last line before it cuts off for the paid subscribers only is, here is a guide for those seeking to be spared for their involvement as co-conspirate.
It cuts off in the middle of conspirit, but I assume it's conspiratorious.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would imagine.
dan friesen
So Ivan Reiklund's an absolute lunatic who has a close association with people near Trump like General Flynn.
So while it's really funny that he's going around calling himself the Secretary of Retribution and putting together these lists of deep state target he plans to bring down, he's theoretically a little bit closer to some of these people than a lot of the other idiots who come on Alex's show and say stupid shit.
jordan holmes
You know, it's just like...
When you swim in certain waters, you shouldn't be too surprised by some of the fish.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, look, he's somebody who's, like, I think probably the biggest thing that we know him from is when he showed up drunk with Michael Flynn's son.
So this is not like...
Totally a surprise.
jordan holmes
You know, sometimes the season's guest stars are just a real up-and-down kind of race.
I don't know what to tell you.
We're at the 26th mile of a race we didn't know we were running.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So you've got to be careful.
jordan holmes
Yeah, obviously.
dan friesen
Because if you're going to whistleblow, don't do it to the wrong people, like people Ivan Reiklund doesn't trust.
jordan holmes
So perhaps if you were at the FISA court, a warrantless wiretapping court, a court famous for doing the thing where it...
Wiretaps you without letting you know or any record of doing so.
Here's the safest way for you to whistleblow.
dan friesen
Probably on Substack.
Just email someone who I think is cool.
That's fine.
You'll be alright.
ivan raiklin
Here's what's going to happen.
If you're from the White House previous, then you go to Jim Comer.
If you observe and were part of that COVID con, then you also reach out to Congressman Jim Comer.
I recommend not reaching out to Brad Wenstrup, who chairs the COVID Select Committee.
We cannot trust him based on his inaction over the last year and a half in Congress.
Similarly, if you're a part of observing the DOD illegal COVID mandate, you don't go to the House Armed Services Committee Chairman Mike Rogers because he has indicated that he is in on it based on his inactions.
You go over to somebody like a Matt Gaetz or a Congressman Jim Haley.
Oh, my God.
and say, I have provided whistleblower evidence to, and then you tag the member of Congress and the appropriate committee.
And if you don't do that, folks, we're going to treat you the same way we are the principals that were involved in, the 39 that illegally unmasked General Flynn, the 51 that spies who lied, and your staffs, right?
The whistleblower campaign with the impeachment hoax one, impeachment hoax two, the COVID con, all of it.
dan friesen
This sounds legit.
unidentified
I have no disagreements for me.
dan friesen
This guy sounds serious.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Sounds like, you know, if I were a whistleblower within the government, first of all, I'd be terrified.
And then second, I'd be like, well, I better post on X. Here's what I'll say, all right?
jordan holmes
I will not live in his dictatorship, all right?
Not because it's a dictatorship.
That'll happen, right?
But because if your dictatorship still has subcommittees, fuck you.
That's the whole reason you do a dictatorship is so whenever somebody's like, oh, this needs to go to a subcommittee, you go, I have a sword.
dan friesen
No, no, we need a secretary of retribution who's probably got a bunch of undersecretaries and a lot of bureaucracy.
jordan holmes
Honestly, I swear to you, if I'm dictating a country and somebody's like, no, you have to go to a subcommittee, I'm like, fine, I quit.
I quit dictating.
You guys win.
dan friesen
What do you think the various departments within retribution are?
jordan holmes
Oh my god, I quit.
I quit, I quit.
I'm out, I'm out.
You win.
You're the king now.
You're king, whatever.
dan friesen
You would think that there's probably like a sub-office of justified retribution.
And then probably over here there's the like...
Like, just instinctual reaction, we fucked up.
Sure.
Retribution that probably wasn't deserved.
jordan holmes
So-so retribution.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, gray area retribution.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Debatable.
jordan holmes
And then in a box that has zero in it and just a red X through it, times we were wrong.
Yeah, I bet there were none.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, fuck these two weirdos.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Alex has another guest.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
It is, of course, Roger Stone.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's got to come in because he also was very insistent from years back that Biden was not going to be the nominee in 2024.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He has said pretty clearly that he believes Michelle Obama is going to be the candidate, but he doesn't.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
He's not that specific on this episode.
jordan holmes
Oh, come on.
dan friesen
Alex wants him to say who he thinks is going to be the candidate.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's very hedging of his bets.
jordan holmes
That's terrible.
That's terrible because there's one answer right now.
Now is the time to give it.
It might not be a good answer later.
Right now, though, you can make hay.
dan friesen
Hillary.
jordan holmes
Hillary.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Especially if you're these people.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
Hillary all the way.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Roger is sort of doing a victory lap a little bit, but also at the same time, he's being pretty careful about, like, you know, I don't want to make any speculations.
I don't know.
But there's a perfect moment in the interview.
alex jones
What are they going to do when everything's turning against him?
I think another assassination attempt.
They have nothing to lose.
roger stone
Well, you know, I fear that maybe they try to poison him or some kind of truck bomb.
I mean, look, I'm not...
I'm a politico.
I can tell you the political dynamics.
I don't have the kind of intelligence or military connections or sources that you do.
I have a few.
And you definitely understand how they think.
We both understand what they're capable, since they've tried to destroy both of us.
But here we are, still fighting for the country.
alex jones
And winning, and winning is a god.
In fact, why don't you talk about God for a moment?
Absolutely.
Three times in the speech, called on God.
That was so important.
roger stone
You know, Alex, look, I'm coming off of doing three hours of live radio, 77 WABC.
We're not for Brain Force Plus.
This wouldn't be such a great interview.
But we live in an incredible time.
This is very evocative of 1968.
dan friesen
Why does he keep doing this?
Why does he keep having Alex ask him about God or say a prayer and then he goes to plug it?
Why does this keep happening?
jordan holmes
Is it like a baseball sign that we're visiting?
Is it tugging on his nose three times and then it's like, hey listen, when I tell you to talk about God, first things first, brain force.
dan friesen
If so, it's a terrible signal.
jordan holmes
It's not a good system.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
You could probably just touch your nose multiple times.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You want Alex to say, say something about God, say something really emotionally moving about God and bring it up and get everyone invested and then do the plug.
Don't do that.
This is too glaring.
jordan holmes
You know what had just occurred to me?
Would Roger Stone have been out by now?
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So if he hadn't been pardoned, didn't he get like eight years?
Would he have been out by now?
dan friesen
Well, at the time, I know that it was for sure that he was going to die of COVID if he was in a prison.
jordan holmes
Well, that was definitely true.
dan friesen
That's why he appealed for compassionate release.
jordan holmes
Oh my God.
dan friesen
I don't remember exactly what his sentence was.
I would bet even if he hadn't been pardoned, he would be out by now.
jordan holmes
Just on, like, just general Roger Stone-iness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotcha.
Just general being a rat fucker got him out of prison somehow, yeah.
dan friesen
However, he might be looking at some civil troubles in his future.
roger stone
We don't even know at this point.
I'm not inclined to just believe what the Secret Service tells us.
So I don't even know for a certainty that...
That Thomas Matthew Crooks is the...
alex jones
Oh, no, no, no, no.
All my sources, water tower shooter and a shooter under Crooks in the window.
roger stone
Yeah, well, perhaps that is Maxwell Yerick.
I have sources inside the Pennsylvania law enforcement community who tell me that Yerick is a suspect.
He has previous crimes assaulting Trump supporters.
He does seem...
I don't have any...
Facial recognition technology, but he does seem to more closely resemble the photo of the corpse that the media has.
alex jones
Well, Roger, what we know is there's a shutdown on the info.
Normally, this would have been out five days ago.
Where are the press conferences?
dan friesen
Oh, man.
Roger is just begging to get sued here, I think.
jordan holmes
Do what everybody wants to do.
dan friesen
This is way too late for him to still be playing this game.
How old is he?
jordan holmes
He's like 90, right?
dan friesen
Well...
jordan holmes
I mean, I figure...
Here's what I say, alright?
You make it to like 85, based on the time scale we've got, you can defame whoever the fuck you want.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
You're probably going to die before any consequences get anywhere near you.
dan friesen
It's going to be annoying.
That is an interesting policy.
jordan holmes
It's going to be annoying.
dan friesen
I think that you run into trouble with that when you want...
I guess if you're like, okay, you're over 85, you can defame whoever you want.
But we're also not going to take you seriously as a political consultant.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
You kind of have to have both of those together.
You can't have freedom from defamation and also like...
jordan holmes
You can't just hire an 85-year-old if you want to defame somebody and be like, hey, you do it, and then when they sue you...
dan friesen
Seems to be what Alex is doing a little bit.
jordan holmes
It does seem to be a little bit what Alex is doing.
dan friesen
So there's a lot of explanations that could...
Let you know why Roger's still on this tip?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
On Sunday?
jordan holmes
Brain Force?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
Something else.
jordan holmes
Something else.
alex jones
Yeah, here it is.
U.S. Secret Service confirms they rejected requests to strengthen Trump's security.
roger stone
It's a great piece in today's New York Post as well.
alex jones
So in closing, it's ours to lose.
They're going to try to kill Trump.
roger stone
God, that's good vodka.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
alex jones
What type is it?
roger stone
It was a joke.
alex jones
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, right.
We haven't had martinis in like a long...
I haven't seen you in like a year in person.
We haven't had martinis.
roger stone
I'm ready.
Look, I think today is...
We're in uncharted territory here.
donald j trump
So, again, I'm saying Trump, I think, is...
roger stone
The convention was the smoothest I've ever seen.
Alex, I've been to every convention since 19...
alex jones
Listen, I've been watching him since I was five years old.
This was like a rock concert wrapped in an opera.
This was amazing.
dan friesen
It was amazing.
I don't think it was a rock concert mixed in an opera.
So here's what happens if you want the visual of this.
Roger has a big household glass.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm pretty sure he's drinking water.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If it's vodka, he has a problem.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I don't think it is.
I think he is making a joke, and Alex doesn't take it as a joke because it's very believable for him.
jordan holmes
I mean, here's the thing.
I live in a world now where I was immediately like, yeah, these two could be drinking a giant tall boy of vodka at nine in the morning or whatever it is, or four in the afternoon.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
I mean, you don't want to forget that Roger was the guest that was there when Alex was screaming about Adam Schiff before he did his famous late night, how many ways there are to learn, that drunken breakdown.
So Roger's seen some stuff.
jordan holmes
Roger's been there for a good drink.
dan friesen
Yeah.
A lot of martinis.
So anyway, the two of them wrap up and it's not very eventful.
Quite a lackluster response to Biden dropping out.
And Alex conceivably having one of the best opportunities to gloat that he's had in a very long time.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Does not make the most of it.
unidentified
Well, I mean, so here's the thing, right?
jordan holmes
This is almost too crazy for them.
It's too crazy for them.
They're used to making boring news sound exciting.
They have no idea what to do with exciting news because they're not actual news people.
Like, in real life, so news people...
Tell you the boring news and they're like, this is fun that it's my job.
Hooray, hooray, hooray.
But then actual news happens and they're going like, finally, a purpose in life.
I don't want to die.
You know, like that.
Alex is the opposite.
He can't do regular news.
It's too boring.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So he makes everything up.
But then real news happens and he's like, I guess I'll just shit the bed then.
dan friesen
I guess I have to make stuff up on top of this.
jordan holmes
But it's harder whenever it's so crazy because then it has to be aliens, essentially.
dan friesen
Which we'll get to.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
I'm sure.
Well, actually.
jordan holmes
Oh, not on this episode.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But I'm sure.
We already know that Alex believes it's fucking alien.
jordan holmes
No, you're right.
Yeah, that's fair enough.
That's fair enough.
It is interdimensional alien space beings.
dan friesen
On our last episode, he fucking threatened to call down the angel of death.
That's a serious threat.
jordan holmes
Well, he's getting ready.
dan friesen
Well, he doesn't have to now because Biden stepped down.
jordan holmes
I'm going to have to listen.
dan friesen
Counterpoint.
Big, big plot hole.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If the globalists were willing to kill Biden to get him out of the race, wouldn't Alex be doing their bidding by calling down the angel of death?
jordan holmes
I genuinely don't know anymore.
Neither do I. I have no way of keeping track of where I am in regular life, let alone in conspiracy life.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's too late.
jordan holmes
It's too late.
dan friesen
It's too late in the evening.
jordan holmes
We gotta let it go.
dan friesen
We just gotta let it fly.
unidentified
So...
dan friesen
Anyway, we come to the end of this, and I found myself, as always, underwhelmed by Alex's response.
And we just have to make peace with that.
jordan holmes
It just is what it is.
dan friesen
But we'll see what happens when household name military people show up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that'll be fun.
dan friesen
See what happens.
jordan holmes
Always nice.
dan friesen
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgeright.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
unidentified
Woo, yeah, woo!
Yeah, woo!
jordan holmes
And now...
Here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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