#945: July 15, 2024
In this installment, Dan and Jordan tune in to find Alex still on vacation, predicting that the White House could be nuked, and considering calling in the literal Angel of Death to kill his enemies.
July 19, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
01:13:40
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Dan and Jordan. | ||
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knowledge fight. | |
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm the first time I'm calling in my future. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody! | ||
| Welcome to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
|
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Jordan! | |
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship the author of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan! | ||
| Jordan! | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| Why don't you go first? | ||
| Uh, well... | ||
| Since we're back in the studio here. | ||
| I mean, that's already asked and answered. | ||
| We're back in the studio. | ||
| One episode recording in different places, and it's already like, ah, thank God. | ||
| Thank God we're back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's good to be back. | ||
| It's tough to... | ||
| Talk over Zoom or Zencast or whatever. | ||
| No, it's no fun. | ||
| Audio doesn't sound right. | ||
| Timing is just a quarter of a second off, and that's an eternity. | ||
| Eternity with our timing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, so it's good to be back. | ||
| Picked up my dogs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everything with that is great. | ||
| Sad part is Devin's not here. | ||
| My wife isn't here. | ||
| She'll be back soon enough, though. | ||
| She'll be back. | ||
| Doing her artist stuff. | ||
| But Fanny misses her. | ||
| Fanny is... | ||
| Is this how Fanny is asked to communicate that to her? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Because she listens to the bright spots? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This is 100% how it works. | ||
| Fanny was... | ||
| So, in my wife's office, where... | ||
| We spent the pandemic where she was teaching. | ||
| She would go in there all day, every day, and Fanny would be right at the foot of her chair. | ||
| And now she's not there, and I found Fanny at the foot of her chair yesterday. | ||
| Just kind of like... | ||
| Oh, it was heartbreaking. | ||
| That's sweet. | ||
| You knew she missed you. | ||
| That's what it was. | ||
| And it was beautiful, but it was also heartbreaking. | ||
| This belongs on a card of some sort. | ||
| This image. | ||
| Danny just had a chair. | ||
| Works for me. | ||
| So you went to Missouri. | ||
| You went to Branson. | ||
| I did go to Branson, Missouri. | ||
| You messaged me that you went to Silver Dollar City. | ||
| I did go to Silver Dollar City. | ||
| Did you hit any other landmarks that I might have been to in my childhood? | ||
| No, we went to Silver Dollar City and we spent the whole day there. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And then the next day, it was downpouring. | ||
| Like, non-stop rain. | ||
| So we couldn't go see any outdoor stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So then it was just like, let's play a family game, you know? | ||
| Let's just hang out together. | ||
| I have to play a game instead of going to the Mark Twain Caves. | ||
| We're not going to the Mark Twain Caves today, folks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can't go to the old-timey town in Arrow Rock. | ||
| What would you want me to see? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| In Missouri. | ||
| See, that's... | ||
| I mean, Columbia, I could show you some pretty fun stuff there. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Yeah, I've been around Missouri. | ||
| I've seen enough. | ||
| I can call it. | ||
| I didn't have a ton of complimentary words to share. | ||
| No, that's alright. | ||
| I don't take it too personally. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| So anyway, glad we're back. | ||
|
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Absolutely. | |
| You made it and your dogs are safe. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is, this is going to come off a little bit strange. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So let me cook here. | ||
| Okay, I'm listening. | ||
| I've been watching the RNC. | ||
| I've been, I just decided. | ||
| I was telling you this. | ||
| I was like, well, I spend all my time watching this insane content of Alex and that kind of shit. | ||
| What's the mainstream like? | ||
| I don't watch a ton of Trump speeches or Trump rallies or, you know, other Republican leaders' speeches. | ||
| And so I've been just watching the streams. | ||
| And it is nuts. | ||
| Here's why it's a bright spot. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I was going to say, people are going to be... | ||
| That's why I need to get to this. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say, I was going to say, it's all good. | ||
| It makes me realize that this time is not wasted, looking at the crazy shit, because it's very similar. | ||
| Like, listening to Alex is not that different from watching this RNC. | ||
| There's a lot more restraint at the RNC. | ||
| There's a lot less showmanship and shit. | ||
| But a lot of the stuff that's being said... | ||
| Pretty fucking similar. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There was a send them back chant. | ||
| A send them back chant? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| It was powered by a palpable hatred of immigrants. | ||
| It was just amazing. | ||
| Like, seeing this and seeing, like, oh, this is familiar. | ||
| And so, I guess... | ||
| It made me realize a little bit of like, well, what we're talking about when we talk about Alex Jones, it's a little more relevant than I like to realize. | ||
| And so that's kind of a bright spot, I guess. | ||
| I mean, it's a dark spot for the world, but it makes me feel like my time isn't as wasted watching his awful show. | ||
| Oh, no, I totally understand you. | ||
| I mean, to think about us where we were a decade ago, you know, The two of us at some bar at 3 in the morning closing it down, we were talking about all kinds of comedy, philosophy, any number of different things. | ||
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See, now what you need is an economy of language and less words. | |
| Yes, man, absolutely. | ||
| Here's a tag for you. | ||
| No, no, no, that one's not going to work. | ||
| I'm not sure that's what we were talking about. | ||
| I don't even know what we were talking about. | ||
| At no point in time then did I ever think that I would ever be, I don't know, doing something useful. | ||
| I thought I was going to be just a guy who told dick jokes on stage for the rest of my life, and I was going to be happy with that. | ||
| So I get where you're coming from. | ||
| There's a certain type of bright spot. | ||
| There's a feeling of purpose behind, you know, like... | ||
| It's like, oh, this is relevant, as opposed to like, hey, look at this, this is all crazy. | ||
| Yeah, or hey, my penis is weird. | ||
|
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Ha ha ha ha ha. | |
| Also, Jim Justice came out with a dog at the RNC. | ||
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He got a huge pop for his dog. | |
| Baby dog. | ||
| Everybody can come together because our Instagram feeds are now all filled with just dogs. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| We are all one people now. | ||
| Well, you have the voiceover person who's doing the announcements. | ||
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Right. | |
| So it's not like there aren't people like the Oscars where they're giving, like someone coming out to present. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's just a person on the God mic. | ||
| And it's always like, your next senator from blank state. | ||
| And this was like... | ||
| Please welcome Jim Justice and Baby Dog. | ||
| I was like, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| All right, that's too good. | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| That's too good. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| All right, come on. | ||
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It's a bit much. | |
| Come on on the nose. | ||
| I'm also enjoying myself by reacting as if I was there, kind of. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So whenever there's a good insult about Pelosi, I'm like, get him. | ||
| Now I'm doing reaction videos of you at the RNC. | ||
| There should be a live feed. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| I feel like you just going, I wonder what it feels like to be one of them for an hour. | ||
| When there's a joke that doesn't land, I'll be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| Anyway, we had an episode to go over, Jordan, today, so we're going to be talking about July 15th. | ||
| That is Monday's episode. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Because, you know, obviously there was the old shooting over the weekend. | ||
| Right. | ||
| At the Trump rally. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And thought like, hey, we'll see what happens when Alex gets back to studio. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it turns out he's not back in studio. | ||
| He's still in California. | ||
| He's still on his vacation. | ||
| That he's pretending is about trying to interview these people who went to Bohemian Grove. | ||
| I mean, you know, I've always thought like that. | ||
| When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro kind of thing, I did not consider that the weird would just take it off. | ||
| They were like, ah, you guys got it from here. | ||
| Yeah, when the going gets tough, Chase has got this. | ||
| Ah, Chase Gold, bud! | ||
| So we'll get down to business on all this, but first, let's say a little hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, happy birthday, Sabrina. | ||
| Thank you so much for introducing me to the pod and voice noting episode reactions with me. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, I had a prophetic dream when I was four years old that on July 7th, 2021, Dan would first listen to the song Free, Free, Free by Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra. | ||
| This was before I learned to keep the dates vague on my prophecies. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Next, go to drjonesbignaturals.com. | ||
| That's drjonesbignaturals.com. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much! | |
| Thank you. | ||
| And Miss Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the babies looked at me. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And we had a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to Stubborn Vulpix. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | |
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ! | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| That was very surreal because those were the wonk names that we had on a list for the episode that we bailed on because of the Trump shooting. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So I was reading them for a second time, and the whole time I was like, wait. | ||
| Have we already done this? | ||
| Of course we have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had sent you new names. | ||
| And then you started reading those names and I was like, no, that was the last episode! | ||
| And then I remembered that we couldn't do it for the Zencaster one and then we couldn't do it for the episode before on account of the former president got shot. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So you had to have deja vu. | ||
| Yeah, that was weird. | ||
| So we start things off on this episode. | ||
| Alex, still in California. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Still what appears to be a nice resort. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Having a great time. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| And he's got some inside information from people involving the shooting. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it is too explosive for most people to touch. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It is Monday, July 15th, 2024. | ||
| I am your host, Alex Jones, and I'm going to be very calm and very collected and very focused. | ||
| I have talked to many of the top people in the Trump operation. | ||
| In the last 48 hours, and they all agree with me in my analysis, but don't want to come out and say all of this because they say it's too alarmist, the public can't handle it. | ||
| I disagree with that. | ||
| Because I know my life's in danger. | ||
| If they get Trump, they're going after his family, they're going after me, they're going after Tucker Carlson. | ||
| They're going after Elon Musk, big time. | ||
| This is a globalist coup that's been in control of the U.S. empire for decades that killed Kennedy. | ||
| I want to roll footage over and over again of the Zabruder film with his head getting blown off. | ||
| If that bullet would have been a half inch more to the right, you would have seen Trump's head explode. | ||
| Now, can you imagine what that image on international television would have done? | ||
| And then immediately after killing him, They would then set off truck bombs at black colleges or large black churches. | ||
| They would have bombed them yesterday, on Sunday, and said the Trump supporters did it. | ||
| Okay, so that's what would have happened, I guess. | ||
| So Alex's stance is entirely that the Secret Service... | ||
| There's the stand-down. | ||
| Yeah, and they set up. | ||
| And so because it didn't work out, they had to pull back all these truck bombs that they had ready to go off to blame Trump supporters. | ||
| I feel like... | ||
| That's bad planning. | ||
| I mean, put the truck bombs near Trump. | ||
| Kill two birds with one stone. | ||
| You've wasted all your trucks. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| Remove the ordinance? | ||
| Do you think they expire? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Do they expire? | ||
| What's the freshness date? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm not sure if it's a fiscally irresponsible move. | ||
| But I do think... | ||
| If they have this level of coordination and planning, they're not going to miss. | ||
| Right! | ||
| If you go that far to have this elaborate of a plan to assassinate the president, which will then precipitate a string of truck bombings to blame on the president's followers... | ||
| You're not going to whoopsie the shot. | ||
| How could you? | ||
| No. | ||
| And then what's the... | ||
| So then, okay. | ||
| These are the worst villains. | ||
| So then, again, they have to remove the truck bombs, right? | ||
| What's the phone call over the walkie-talkie like? | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, are we ready? | ||
| Are we going to blow it? | ||
| Are we ready to do it? | ||
| Did they kill the president? | ||
| Crazy story. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Funny thing happened. | ||
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I don't like where this is going. | |
| I've got bad news. | ||
| Oh, god dang it! | ||
| This makes no sense. | ||
| I know this is fun, and Alex isn't satisfied with the details that have come out about the alleged shooter, but this is just kind of a little much. | ||
| So, now that they've tried to kill Trump, now they're really going to kill him. | ||
| There's different scenarios they can pull, but we know the type of scenarios they run, so we don't know exactly which scenario they'd follow, but we know all the scenarios. | ||
| Every possible one. | ||
| Now that they were unsuccessful in killing Trump, they have got to kill him. | ||
| Poisoning. | ||
| Shooters. | ||
| They've got very sophisticated electromagnetic systems they could use. | ||
| Microwaves. | ||
| This country is in a war with globalists. | ||
| Not a civil war. | ||
| We are an occupied country. | ||
| This is not a normal campaign. | ||
| We're not in Kansas, folks. | ||
| So listen to me. | ||
| Trump's gonna go. | ||
| He's John Wayne for real. | ||
| He's gonna go to Milwaukee. | ||
| He's there. | ||
| They're gonna do it all. | ||
| And if you don't think the deep state isn't desperate enough to roll a truck with plastic explosives into that building. | ||
| Got another thing coming. | ||
| Got another thing coming. | ||
| I mean, I'm going to throw this out there. | ||
| I just don't know how you're going to get a truck filled with plastic explosives anywhere these days. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know, but I have this fun image in my head of the, I guess, Secret Service globalist going about all their plans and just being like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... | ||
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Fuck! | |
| Oh, guys! | ||
| Behind schedule. | ||
| Everything is going wrong. | ||
| Pick it up. | ||
| Pick it up! | ||
| But I guess that maybe is where all the truck bombs are going that weren't used. | ||
| So they're probably repurposing them. | ||
| What if it's just a couple of dudes were late? | ||
| Like, the whole thing just can't work. | ||
| It has to be so intricately planned, because they're terrible planners, obviously. | ||
| Then two guys showing up, oh man, I ate the wrong burrito last night, and now there's no conspiracy theory. | ||
| I think when you are... | ||
| Oh, actually, hold on. | ||
| Halfway through that thought, I realized something. | ||
| You changed your thoughts. | ||
| I was gonna say, if you're planning this whole assassination, and it's like this elaborate thing that's meant to sway an election and take over a country... | ||
| On the behalf of Satan, I would say you have understudies. | ||
| But then, as that was coming out of my mouth, I realized... | ||
| Or loose ends. | ||
| Maybe you wouldn't have an understudy. | ||
| That is a good point. | ||
| So maybe a burrito could completely ruin everybody's plans. | ||
| Because an understudy is always available to interview, you know? | ||
| If you've got an understudy, they could be found out 20 years later. | ||
| That's just another person that you'd have to disappear if things go well, and another loose end if things don't. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Maybe people were just late. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| It's got to be that way. | ||
| So look, they're going to nuke the White House. | ||
| Why do I even bother not thinking you're about to say they're going to nuke the White House? | ||
| I don't know how Alex could ramp this up anymore. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| When they kill Trump, they will then kill Biden. | ||
| This is interchangeable. | ||
| They may use a low-yield one-megaton nuke, two-megaton nuke on the White House to get Biden. | ||
| That's one of their moves. | ||
| Guaranteed, there's files, plans, weapons loaded, ready-go teams, ready to kill. | ||
| They are guaranteed atomic weapons following Trump around, and they get the order from the Council on Foreign Relations and British Intelligence, and they're going to kill him. | ||
| They're going to kill Trump, and they're going to kill Biden. | ||
| And in this country, we'll be in full martial law forever. | ||
| I've calculated... | ||
| I think we'll be dying of radiation poisoning. | ||
| Even if they use robot drones with nerve gas they've got stationed all over the country, the robots won't be able to knock everybody out, and then it'll be total war. | ||
| We're going to beat them, but you have to understand, folks, they're going to nerve gas the Capitals, they're going to nerve gas the Republican leadership. | ||
| The drones are loaded with the nerve gas. | ||
| And that's why they don't like me, folks, because I know all this stuff. | ||
| Yeah, that's why they don't like him. | ||
| Yep, because he knows about the nerve gas drones and the Daleks with guns and COVID swabs and the Ebola that's being released from Denver and all this shit. | ||
| He knows all about it. | ||
| That's why everyone hates him. | ||
| Yeah, this level of extremity almost calms me down. | ||
| Like, well, I guess at least they're not going to nuke D.C. That's nice. | ||
| I believe... | ||
| Strongly. | ||
| That no one's going to nuke D.C. I believe that, Dan. | ||
| I think that the odds are pretty low. | ||
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Yep. | |
| I just don't understand. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I get that Alex has got to make things exciting. | ||
| And I get that there's like, okay, in the real world, someone shot at Trump. | ||
| How are we going to escalate this? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Thanos. | ||
| It has to be Thanos. | ||
| We're in Thanos territory. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex's content does suffer from superhero movie syndrome. | ||
| It does. | ||
| He needs a reboot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He needs to get back to the beginning. | ||
| Go back to Iron Man, buddy. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So here's the deal. | ||
| There's a multiverse. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| There's another Alex at another time. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Is he happy? | ||
| I'm going to try and change life. | ||
| The only thing he did differently is that he didn't drink between 2012 and 2017. | ||
| That was all he had to do. | ||
| Five years off and now you can start drinking again. | ||
| Have a cocktail. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Alex has the idea that the Secret Service was behind the shooting by letting it happen and planning it and all of this. | ||
| But I think that he doesn't really have evidence of that. | ||
| He doesn't really have proof. | ||
| And I think that he's now reached the point where conspiracy theories shouldn't have proof. | ||
| I am beyond mentally exhausted. | ||
| I'm not exhausted. | ||
| There's such a spiritual... | ||
| Awareness and concern of the grave danger we're in that I can't believe I'm the person bringing this information. | ||
| No one else is going to do it, even though the generals and all of them agree with me. | ||
| Because they believe it's too alarmist to tell people stuff like this. | ||
| No, we've got to be honest about where we are. | ||
| We've got to be honest. | ||
| Of course the Secret Service was told to stand down. | ||
| Of course they let the guy get the shots off. | ||
| We don't need to get caught around the wheels like a cartoon character, like Wile E. Coyote when he gets run over. | ||
| And just stay in that BS lamp. | ||
| You're supposed to be the guy who's like, I've got the documents. | ||
| I have all the proof. | ||
| It's all declassified, all this. | ||
| And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| We need to just stick with the conclusion and don't worry about the details. | ||
| Don't worry about the details. | ||
| I'm not proving anything to you. | ||
| We just know this thing. | ||
| And it's like, I don't know. | ||
| What I think is so crazy about this is that I actually might, I think I might respect the Secret Service. | ||
| Is that a thing? | ||
| It doesn't seem like a thing for you. | ||
| They've been the most apolitical organization of people. | ||
| They've legit been like, hey, I'll die for a monster. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Trump was president before. | ||
| Why would they betray? | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| Well, because the orders came down. | ||
| I think that the Secret Service is actually kind of probably too into protecting the president. | ||
| They really like it. | ||
| I think they might be too into it to the point where you should be, like, respectful of how they're probably not part of a conspiracy. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| I do think that there's something interesting going on with Alex, though, and that is that he's being like, ah, yes, this is why they wanted me off air, because the orders had come down to try and take out Trump, and that's why the orders came down to take me off air. | ||
| And it's like, you dumb asshole, you just tried to get back into Sandy Hook conspiracies as being the reason they tried to take you off air. | ||
| He's kind of pivoted that now into, instead of it being like, I was too close to the truth about Sandy Hookies now, they wanted me off air when they shot Trump. | ||
| It's like, alright, man. | ||
| I get that that's better. | ||
| That is way better. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, it's way better than telling the truth, which is that he wanted himself off air so he could go to California. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I have a thin excuse of some 20-year-old YouTubers I'm going to interview. | ||
| I still don't want to handle that. | ||
| So Alex, when he did get to California, though, terrified. | ||
| Because there was the news of the shooting. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Alex, because he was in California, he didn't have his piece. | ||
| He didn't have any of his guns. | ||
| Oh, no, that's not... | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| You think after they kill Trump, they're going to leave Tucker Carlson walking around? | ||
| They'll kill him within 24 hours. | ||
| Oh, I know they're coming. | ||
| Listen, I was in the air when this happened. | ||
| The minute we land, it just happens we were landing, I just immediately... | ||
| I was like, you know, I'm in another area. | ||
| I don't have my firearms, any of that. | ||
| And I was like, they're coming. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| I mean, they're coming. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| So that's how life and death this is. | ||
| You need to understand, they're going to kill Elon Musk within 24 hours. | ||
| And I guarantee you, they got people inserted into his entourage, into his group, that are waiting to get the order. | ||
| And I would tell all those people. | ||
| You're betting on the wrong team, and you should just come clean with everything right now. | ||
| So as of press time, Musk's still fine. | ||
| Is he still okay? | ||
| Did not die within 24 hours. | ||
| What day is today? | ||
| We're recording this. | ||
| I think it's Thursday. | ||
| Sounds about right. | ||
| Feels like it might be Thursday. | ||
| The days have been kind of very heavily blending into one another based upon what massive news event has happened in the past hour. | ||
| It's been a little chaos. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So yeah, Alex lands. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Reaches for his waist. | ||
| No gun. | ||
| Feels vulnerable. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Because they're coming. | ||
| They're coming. | ||
| They're going to get him. | ||
| I think if I'm around Alex, I'm like, oh, thank God this happened when Alex is nowhere near his guns. | ||
| Right? | ||
| This is the best thing that could happen. | ||
| He's not near guns, guys. | ||
| We're going to be all right this time. | ||
| Right. | ||
| CNN's playing in the airport, and you just see Alex. | ||
| Out of nowhere does a whole somersault to behind the baggage claim area taking cover. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Ends up killing 100 people. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| In self-defense. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| Way better with the no guns thing. | ||
| Instead, Alex just kind of probably casually got his bags and then went to a resort. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Had a nice little day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then this happened. | ||
| All right, folks. | ||
| I don't say this to be dramatic. | ||
| I say this because I'm 50 years old and I've been around the block a lot. | ||
| My sixth sense is never wrong. | ||
| The older I get, I always know to follow it, plus have all the intellectual information and research behind it. | ||
| And growing up in Dallas, I got a lot of really serious fights. | ||
| And I never knew how to back down. | ||
| And before I would get in a fight, which is a natural thing for your body, I'd throw up just to get everything out of there so you'd go full on. | ||
| I just threw up during the break. | ||
| And again, I told people that because, okay, all previous concerns, this is 50 times worse, okay? | ||
| And I want folks to understand the level and magnitude of the danger, okay? | ||
| Okay? | ||
| I'm serious this time. | ||
| I just threw up. | ||
| I feel like he's done that, but isn't that the same thing as the... | ||
| He's done the Imperial Star Cruiser has to get rid of the... | ||
| Garbage thing, remember? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| That's how they do it. | ||
| And that's what he's doing here. | ||
| He's throwing up all over the place. | ||
| I think he's just an alcoholic. | ||
| Probably at a resort, having a good time, and threw up during the break. | ||
| Trying to make it seem a little more important than it is. | ||
| So, Roger Stone comes in, and he's really probably working on getting himself sued. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Everything I hear coming out of Pennsylvania raises more questions than it does. | ||
| Answers. | ||
| For example, a number of people have contacted me to say that the shooter is not the man they've identified, but rather a man by the name of Maxwell Yerrick, who seems, at least in photographs, and I'm not in law enforcement, I don't have facial ID technology, but appears to more closely resemble the picture we've been shown. | ||
| That is allegedly the corpse of the shooter. | ||
| So I have many, many questions, as the American people do. | ||
| I can just tell you Trump's style is not to back down. | ||
| Uh-oh, Roger. | ||
| Stop saying people's names. | ||
| It's too late for him to be doing this. | ||
| He deleted that tweet that he put out just after the shooting. | ||
| And it's like, I get the immediacy. | ||
| I think it's still... | ||
| Bad behavior. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I still think you shouldn't act that way. | ||
| But I get where someone like Roger, a piece of shit like Roger. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I was going to say. | ||
| Monday's a little late for this. | ||
| I was going to say. | ||
| I was like, wait, you get what's going on, but now I get where... | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| When it's Roger. | ||
| It's too long. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I get what you're saying. | ||
| Your plausibility of this being above-board behavior is... | ||
| Listen, nobody believed you before. | ||
| You're Roger Stone. | ||
| So shut up. | ||
| But now you're doing it way too late for even Roger Stone heads to be like, hey, I probably believe this guy. | ||
| Yeah, there's no excuse. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So Roger comes in. | ||
| He's like, bah, bah, bah. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| He doesn't have much to say. | ||
| Bah, bah, bah. | ||
| And so Alex, this was just such a funny moment. | ||
| This is Alex realizing what he's saying amid saying it. | ||
| And folks, you notice we're not even in Milwaukee. | ||
| Because the last CRO guy that... | ||
| Tried to shut everything down. | ||
| You know, we wouldn't even put the funds in to do it, even though we bring in a ton of funds to do it. | ||
| So that's why it's so important to support Infowars. | ||
| Infowarsstore.com. | ||
| Go to Infowarsstore.com. | ||
| We have, it's being printed right now in Texas, the Trump bulletproof shirt. | ||
| It's so funny for him to be like, the CRO wouldn't give me any money to go to... | ||
| I'm in California. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Shit. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| I wasn't allowed to travel because the CRO wouldn't let me get on a plane and go to a state where I am not. | ||
| Meanwhile, I'm here pretending to be covering Bohemian Grove, which seems like if you could do that, you could probably go to Milwaukee. | ||
| It'd probably be cheaper to go to Milwaukee. | ||
| Do you think it'd be cheaper to go to Milwaukee? | ||
| Do you think fewer people might be buying flights at a certain... | ||
| Although, maybe it could be. | ||
| Maybe they couldn't afford a hotel. | ||
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I bet the hotels are too expensive around Milwaukee right now. | |
| I think you could find something. | ||
| Eh, probably. | ||
| Probably something about the same cost as an expensive four-star resort. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I just love those moments where Alex is, like, trying to rationalize why he's not doing something, and it kind of flies in the face of what he is currently doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I just think that's real funny. | ||
| And you could kind of see in the moment the realization, like, shit, this isn't going to work. | ||
| I can't blame this ERO for not letting me travel while I'm traveling. | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| This isn't going to work. | ||
| I'm getting strong cartoon vibes from this episode. | ||
| Because earlier, there's nukes following people around. | ||
| In my head, I had the cartoon, there were giant anthropomorphized nukes who were tiptoeing nearby and Joe Biden would look around and they'd stop and hide and be like, oh, we're just statues of nuclear bombs, that kind of thing. | ||
| And now him literally having a thought bubble appear. | ||
| Tell you a story and then disappear while you're listening on the radio is about as cartoonish as it gets. | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| So, Alex, he's reached this conclusion that the Secret Service did all this year. | ||
| I think that what he's doing is anti-critical thinking. | ||
| Don't let the Jedi mind tricks work on you, folks. | ||
| The Secret Service... | ||
| Let my mind tricks work on you. | ||
| ...shamed of some of the famous Secret Service people. | ||
| I've seen on national television going, well, they really screwed up. | ||
| Yeah, this is gross negligence. | ||
| They should have people on the roofs. | ||
| It wasn't negligence. | ||
| They were told to do it. | ||
| Trump should be hauling all those people in to a conference room and saying, I'm the real president. | ||
| You tell me everybody that told you where to go and what to do. | ||
| Guys, I was just getting some interference. | ||
| Are we good? | ||
| You sound great. | ||
| You guys just open the mic. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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So, that's where we're at on this, okay? | |
| They're going to go after him again, and I can just repeat that a thousand times to you. | ||
| Yeah, and you do. | ||
| He does. | ||
| I'm excited hearing Chase there, though. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| We're going to get a little action? | ||
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Maybe. | |
| So there's an important line here that I think Alex crosses quite a bit, and I think it's really well illustrated in that clip. | ||
| There's no solid evidence as of right now that the Secret Service was told to stand down. | ||
| Alex has no evidence to that effect beyond things that look weird. | ||
| There are a number of details that fall into the same category as the, quote, anomalies that led Alex to think that Sandy Hook was a false flag. | ||
| They aren't things that prove anything, but they're the things that make people go, hmm, I might have watched a Vice documentary Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| On YouTube. | ||
| That makes a lot of sense. | ||
| What Alex has done is quite simple. | ||
| He's working with the assumption that Secret Service members were told to stand down, and instead of reporting this to his audience as an assumption, he's pretending that it's been proven. | ||
| He treats this conjecture as solid fact for two important reasons. | ||
| One, he can't prove it, and two, it's a critical piece of his ability to make this narrative work. | ||
| The shooter wasn't some Antifa leftist, and the attempt to make that narrative work hinges on Roger's misidentification of the shooter, which Alex risks getting sued if he runs with. | ||
| If this wasn't a setup by the Secret Service, then there isn't really a good angle for the conspiracy theorist to take here, so Alex needs that to be what happened. | ||
| I guess if you want to be a conspiracy theorist on the other side, you could say that Trump set up the whole thing in order to look strong, but Alex could never run with that, so his options are a little limited. | ||
| Staged movie set kind of thing makes sense if you want to indict Trump. | ||
| Which you can't do if you're Alex. | ||
| Which you can't do if you're Alex, yeah. | ||
| So in order to strengthen the flimsy piece of his argument's architecture, Alex just acts like it's totally solid, and people trying to convince you otherwise are doing Jedi mind tricks. | ||
| In effect, what he's done is appeal to blind faith while pretending that what he's doing is based in critical thinking. | ||
| This is why it's always hollow when Alex pretends that he's just asking questions. | ||
| It's not that he's not just asking questions. | ||
| It's that he's teaching an audience to think this is what it looks like to just ask questions. | ||
| And that's just, it's a direct contradiction of exploring evidence and asking questions. | ||
| I think I have an interesting question, alright? | ||
| You might. | ||
| So, Sandy Hook, Alex defamed him again. | ||
| Did it again. | ||
| Incontrovertible proof. | ||
| I'm not going to pretend that it didn't happen. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So can you sue Infowars again? | ||
| And if so, will the chief resource officer also be liable? | ||
| Well, it's the chief restructuring officer. | ||
| Whichever. | ||
| And I don't know. | ||
| I don't know anything about that. | ||
| I feel like if that is the case, then yes, they're the boss. | ||
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They are now in charge of Infowars, and they should be liable for... | |
| They weren't at the time of when Alex did that. | ||
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Whichever. | |
| Because the bankruptcy had been kicked out of the bankruptcy court. | ||
| So the CRO is no longer... | ||
| Whoever's running it now. | ||
| The trustee, maybe? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I don't know exactly the structure. | ||
| Someone's responsible for something. | ||
| But also, it might not be defamation, because I don't remember if Alex used anyone's names. | ||
| It's definitely still infliction of emotional distress. | ||
| Yeah, I think there's a continuation of that. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| But I think that actually might be an interesting question. | ||
| I think the trustee might have a responsibility, or at least a liability, for Alex's behavior. | ||
| Everyone should know better. | ||
| Everyone should know better. | ||
| You know who else should know better? | ||
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Who? | |
| George fucking Straight. | ||
| Country musician George Straight. | ||
| Okay, what did he do this time? | ||
| It's not what he did. | ||
| It's what he didn't do. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We don't fight the enemy because we hate them. | ||
| We fight for the people behind us, our women and our children. | ||
| And I told everybody this a few months ago, and I called George Strait out because I love George Strait, and I know people that know him very well. | ||
| I know his band. | ||
| I've been friends with him for years. | ||
| The Ace of the Hole guys. | ||
| And he's a patriot. | ||
| He knows all this stuff. | ||
| He's super smart. | ||
| Where's George Strait? | ||
| Okay, he gets housing for veterans and American flags and stuff. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Because that's not George Strait's job. | ||
| Okay, George Strait, there'll be a nuclear war. | ||
| You understand, George Strait? | ||
| That's what this comes down to. | ||
| And I'm not singling him out. | ||
| I'm just using him as an example. | ||
| Because we're not in normal times. | ||
| You know, I have buddies and people say, hey, man, let's go play pool or let's go play golf. | ||
| And I understand that's important to do. | ||
| And you're supposed to go out and have some fun in life. | ||
| I can't do that. | ||
| I can't just sit around on the edge of World War III with our borders completely wide open. | ||
| When your castle's on fire and your troops are trying to hold the drawbridge and the main gate's on fire, you better go secure the gate or we're going to lose the whole city. | ||
| I can't go play pool, I say, as I sit in a resort in California. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Snoop Dogg, stop talking about bikinis and weenies, whether they are or are not there. | ||
| Nuclear war is around the corner! | ||
| Martinis, bikinis, zucchinis. | ||
| Absolutely, no! | ||
| I can't allow you to continue talking about these things! | ||
| Nuclear war is coming! | ||
| Couldn't make no nukes fit in there. | ||
| There's no word that I know of nuke that rhymes with zucchini. | ||
| Nuke-teeni. | ||
| No nuke-teenies. | ||
| Nuke-teenies. | ||
| I mean, look, George Strait has been silent on the nuclear war issue. | ||
| Clearly? | ||
| I mean, I am wondering where he is, if he is pro or anti-nuclear war. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like this, oh sure, he's getting housing for veterans. | ||
| Like, oh sure, he's doing something that concretely helps other people. | ||
| But why won't he come on my show? | ||
| But he won't tell me that nuclear war is bad so I can steal some of his attention than fame? | ||
| Boo. | ||
| I also like the sort of structure of, I'm not calling him out, I'm using him as an example. | ||
| Yes, absolutely! | ||
| I'm not doing this thing. | ||
| I'm going to do it. | ||
| I really hope George Strait picks a fight with me, and that's about all that says. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So, Alex, in this next clip, talks about how the globalists can never actually take charge of anything. | ||
| Water is pouring in. | ||
| Freezing water. | ||
| The ship could tump over any minute. | ||
| Get up off of your asses or die. | ||
| We must expose the enemy. | ||
| We must let them know that we know, that we see them. | ||
| They've been going around cloaked this whole time. | ||
| Understand? | ||
| They have been cloaked. | ||
| And us sitting here and not wanting to admit how bad it is is their cloak. | ||
| Our denial is the ocean in which these evil things swim. | ||
| Now, when the ship goes down... | ||
| And without act of God, and God working through you, it will, all the globalists will end up getting killed as well. | ||
| Guaranteed now. | ||
| We've laid enough seeds, enough political landmines in the system that they will never, never, never get away with this. | ||
| But I want to light them up politically, spotlight them now, so horribly that everybody has a mass awakening about this so they back off. | ||
| And they may do it. | ||
| People who leave behind tons of landmines are historically looked at as pretty cool. | ||
| That's generally never a problem. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| A lot of people like to walk around Vietnam and love the United States. | ||
| So what Alex is expressing here is that he and his brand of content have distorted reality so much for enough people that there's never going to be a competent government in the future that doesn't face radical resistance from the far right. | ||
| Middle-of-the-road Democrat policies have been redefined as satanic communism, so no matter what happens, extremism will grow. | ||
| And when you have a, let's say, middle-of-the-road conservative government, or even a fairly far-right government, there will be insidious internal deep state actors that those people will be pushing against that is any kind of sort of left-leaning policy. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, I mean, what Alex is saying, I think if you look at it through its metaphorical lens, I think he's, you know, somewhat onto something. | ||
| He has left a lot of landmines behind. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it is... | ||
| Odd to hear someone be proud of what I think is a truly horrific thing to do. | ||
| Info-terrorism. | ||
| Right? | ||
| It is a little bit odd to be like, hey, listen, don't worry about it. | ||
| The moment we lose or if we win, it doesn't really matter. | ||
| The government's going to explode if somebody steps wrong in any direction. | ||
| We've inspired enough people who love guns and murder that... | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So I was listening to this episode, and I'm like, Alex is still on vacation. | ||
| This is fucking weird. | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| What's Chase got to say? | ||
| Well, we'll hear from him in a minute. | ||
| Yay! | ||
| But first, Alex has something to say that I think changes everything. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Literally game-changing. | ||
| Game-changing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It changes the game. | ||
| Mic down for this, because it's going to blow your fucking mind. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't want anybody to shoot anybody, bomb anything, any of that, but I do think it's time for us to pray. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| Talk about stuff like this, the heavy artillery, unless we're in emergency. | ||
| And I'm not going to do it right now because it's too awesome at this point. | ||
| I have to think about this a little more. | ||
| You have to ask the Holy Spirit and God, but you see these witches and people get together and ask Satan to kill people, put hexes on them and stuff. | ||
| They're trying to copy what God can actually do, okay? | ||
| So it's not black magic when we go to God and say, God, we need to be delivered. | ||
| We will do whatever you say. | ||
| We have courage, but we ask you to confuse our enemies, and we ask you to send the angel of death. | ||
| And God can just kill these people. | ||
| And I'm going to talk to Pastor Brown and a few other pastors I trust about this first. | ||
| Before I do it, Catholics can pray the rosary and things like that. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| Focus on God. | ||
| But I personally am strongly considering praying for the angel of death. | ||
| So that's where we're at, all right? | ||
| And it's a big deal, and I don't know why I'm the man to do it. | ||
| So, because I'm not comparing myself to Moses, folks. | ||
| You start praying to God, it's the angel of death. | ||
| You know, that's the final thing we can do. | ||
| Yeah, this is serious. | ||
| This is very, very serious now. | ||
| Alex is considering calling upon the angel of death. | ||
| Let me see if I understand his religious cosmology correctly. | ||
| Witches kill people using black magic. | ||
| They put hexes on people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They're doing a God impression. | ||
| In an impression of God. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think they're bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So when I'm going to do black magic... | ||
| With God is cool. | ||
| Well, it's not evil magic. | ||
| Right! | ||
| It's just the angel of death. | ||
| Okay, so murder's bad, but... | ||
| I'm gonna put a God hit on somebody. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| I think you might be... | ||
| Now, hey, listen. | ||
| I'm not the most familiar with the commandments. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I think maybe five through eight. | ||
| I can't remember those. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But boy, this does feel like taking the Lord's name in vain if ever there has been one. | ||
| I don't know if the angel of death is the Lord. | ||
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I think if the Lord is sending the angel of death. | |
| He works for the Lord. | ||
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Can you ask the angel of death behind the Lord's back? | |
| No, I'm sure the Lord needs to sign off on it. | ||
| He's got to have the sign off, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Lord cannot give a stand down to the angel of death. | ||
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I like the idea of Alex being like, hey, angel. | |
| Don't tell God this. | ||
| What if Alex gets to heaven and then there's conspiracies there? | ||
| I mean, it would have to be. | ||
| That would be so unsatisfying. | ||
| Yeah, it would be brutal. | ||
| So yeah, this is stupid. | ||
| But I do think it's really funny to imagine for the last 30 fucking years, Alex has been like, don't do it. | ||
| I could pray for you to get killed, but I'm not going to do it. | ||
| He's not bringing it up on air that he's resisting invoking the angel of death. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He has not thought about it. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| He's not ready to do it yet. | ||
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No. | |
| He's got to talk to Pastor Rodney Howard Brown. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I wonder what they're going to say. | ||
| Probably go for it. | ||
| I assume so. | ||
| I imagine their understanding of the Bible is about equivalent to Alex's. | ||
| Now, this is fucking stupid and awesome to hear someone talk about. | ||
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It is. | |
| Because it's an adult, a 50-year-old person who's sitting here saying on air on their presumably political radio show that this is really very serious and I'm not ready to do it yet because it works too well. | ||
| But I might call down the angel of death. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's really funny. | ||
| Listen, I don't like... | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| And I've always been a nice person. | ||
| I've always been a nice person because do you know what I could have done? | ||
| I could have told my imaginary friend Fred over here to kill you, but I didn't do it one time. | ||
| That's really good. | ||
| You step out of line one more time, though. | ||
| I'm looking at Fred right now, and he's sharpening knives and shit. | ||
| With Fred comes awesome power. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| With great Fred comes great responsibility. | ||
| Now, here's the issue that I have. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And, like, obviously this is, like I said, it's funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's all stupid. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Alex is an idiot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But we also live in a world where we've listened to enough of Alex's show where he has quite literally, on multiple occasions, explained that the great secret of the universe is that God carries out his will through you. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| You are the person who carries out God's will. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So if Alex is invoking the angel of death, he's telling people to kill Bible. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, this is not... | ||
| In religious language, he is out and out saying, I am about to ask you, everybody who is listening to me... | ||
| Basically asking you right now. | ||
| I'm pretending to not take responsibility for the words that I'm saying. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| But the words that I'm saying are, you should kill people. | ||
| But the words that he's saying, sure, they mean that, but if you were to, like, if somebody was going to be like, ah, he means that he wants people to kill people. | ||
| Then everybody would be like, no, he didn't say that. | ||
| Oh, no, he didn't say that. | ||
| No, it's through enough layers of plausible deniability that, like... | ||
| Except it's not plausible anymore. | ||
| Well, for us. | ||
| For us, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Maybe for a court, it's not enough to be like he's putting out a hit on the... | ||
| See, I mean, that's such a really great indictment of the court system. | ||
| If it's enough for us, the people who've spent... | ||
| A decade studying this guy, but not enough for the courts. | ||
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I think, well, people are listening to the wrong people, maybe. | |
| Maybe. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Oh, well. | |
| So let's listen to the right person. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Chase. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Alex needs to go refresh his martini and zucchini. | ||
| No weenie. | ||
| So Chase takes over. | ||
| He complains about tenacious D. God damn it, Jason. | ||
| I saw a clip earlier today. | ||
| Jack Black, who was somebody I loved and adored. | ||
| Why? | ||
| As a teenager listening to Tenacious D, the greatest song in the world, and watching his movies. | ||
| I mean, School of Rock, how hilarious and awesome and inspiring that was as a comedy. | ||
| It was such a great family movie. | ||
| It was such a great message. | ||
| What? | ||
| On stage singing happy birthday to his bandmate today. | ||
| And says, make a wish to Kyle. | ||
| And Kyle just goes, next time, don't miss Trump. | ||
| The fact of the matter is, we are faced not with a democratic enemy, not with a leftist enemy, not even with a globalist enemy. | ||
| We are faced with an enemy that is ultimate evil. | ||
| I'm not sure this guy got Tenacious D. I'm not sure he understood. | ||
| There was a lot of satanic stuff all over it. | ||
| I mean, was Dave Grohl actually the devil? | ||
| I think in the song he's supposed to be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But also it's a tribute. | ||
| To the greatest song in the world. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, there is a big difference there. | ||
| He couldn't remember it. | ||
| InfoWars is inaccurate. | ||
| They just can't do it. | ||
| They just can't do it. | ||
| I think the idea of Chase watching School of Rock about the acceptance of people for their differences as opposed to excluding them for being different and then going, I'm going to work for InfoWars is about as crazy as it possibly gets. | ||
| He should also, if he believes in the things that InfoWars believes in, he should think that that movie is about grooming children. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Yes! | ||
| He was like, oh, we should sing happy birthday to this unattractive person because all people are attractive. | ||
| It's crazy! | ||
| Also, the family values of such tracks as Fuck Her Gently. | ||
| Yeah, there is definitely that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I feel like it's funny that Chase is somebody who knows of Tenacious D. Yes. | ||
| And presumably... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's probably not the age that he saw the HBO show. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But he probably saw the album, maybe saw him live or something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's in that right time frame. | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| Is he our age? | ||
| No, he's younger. | ||
| He's younger. | ||
| Well, how much younger is debatable. | ||
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Right? | |
| Because he has kids, right? | ||
| I mean, he's probably early 30s. | ||
| I'd put him early 30s. | ||
| Yeah, so he's a little bit younger than us. | ||
| He's from our generation, basically. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But even so, I think that he probably wouldn't have been cool enough to watch Tenacious D on HBO. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| No, I bet he couldn't. | ||
| I bet if he's at Infowars now. | ||
| With the things that he believes, I would not be surprised if his parents would not have allowed him to watch HBO, period. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I bet he grew up in the same way, in a similar, like, you can't watch The Simpsons because it's too demonic kind of way, you know? | ||
| And honestly, I think that he should know that if anybody takes assassination attempts seriously, it's Tenacious D. Absolutely! | ||
| Kyle took a bullet for... | ||
| That's the song! | ||
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Anyway. | |
| Chase is the most confusing person I think I've ever encountered in my entire life. | ||
| And it only gets more confusing. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| We're not even dealing with villains that are akin to the Hitlers or the Maus or the Stalins or the Darth Vaders or the Emperor Palpatines or the Saurons. | ||
| We are dealing with villains who don't even give us the respect of being competent. | ||
| I mean, those villains that I named were incredibly... | ||
| I mean, Darth Vader turned to the dark side for good reasons. | ||
| He thought the dark side was the answer to curing death. | ||
| That is the message of Star Wars, is that evil entices us because of our good intentions. | ||
| But now we have gone beyond those who have turned to evil with good intentions to a class of people so callous. | ||
| So evil, so insensitive, so lacking in empathy, so sociopathic, that they didn't even do it with good intentions. | ||
| They just did it for the sake of it. | ||
| Let me translate this for you. | ||
| Dialogue aside, Star Wars is well-written. | ||
| Darth Vader's a villain with a relatable backstory, because he's not real, and is a character in a fictitious storyline. | ||
| His wants and motivations are determined by a writer, who knows that having those wants and motivations be relatable gives a greater depth to the story that's being told, and makes Darth Vader a character that you can welcome being redeemed at the end, because it's all made up. | ||
| Chase is expressing a very understandable frustration here, and that is that his villains are poorly written. | ||
| Alex is just making up this story, but he's a shitty writer, so the villains have no complexity. | ||
| They have no pathos. | ||
| Their motivations make no sense. | ||
| He wants to be the author of an epic tale of good versus evil, but he has no skill with characters, so all the bad guys just become cartoons. | ||
| They can't handle subtle storytelling, so the bad guys do bad things because they're bad and they like bad stuff. | ||
| And to act otherwise, it risks... | ||
| The audience empathizing with the bad guys, and then the whole story falls apart, and Alex can't handle that kind of nuance. | ||
| On whatever level he can let himself realize it, Chase is frustrated with the story that Alex has created, and he has to keep telling because it's stupid. | ||
| And I think that's underneath what Chase is saying. | ||
| I think that's fascinating. | ||
| I am going to throw this out to you, and I don't think it's true or have any evidence or anything like that. | ||
| But I do think in the same sense, like, if Alex were working for COVID, this is what he would be doing, right? | ||
| I think if Solomon Berg were trying to get a job and work at Infowars and then sneak actual, I guess, good ideas into it, this might be how it would go. | ||
| But these aren't good ideas. | ||
| And his name is Chase. | ||
| Geyser. | ||
| These aren't good ideas. | ||
| They're not good ideas, but they're ideas that keep you from going, oh, Alex is right about how these villains make sense. | ||
| Do you know what I mean? | ||
| Like, this is different from InfoWars. | ||
| This is anti-InfoWars. | ||
| It's not if you listen to it in its full complexity. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Or its full context. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because Chase will make this point, and it's fully in defense of saying that our enemies are just pure evil. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right, but if you want to—no, no, no, you're right, because you're not on InfoWars, and you would never be allowed near InfoWars, because you're right. | ||
| You have to be wrong to get on InfoWars. | ||
| So this would be—again, I'm not saying that he's pulling one over on us, or that he's making sense, or that any of this is a good idea. | ||
| I'm saying that if Solomon Berg were to try and infiltrate InfoWars, I think this is about what it would sound like. | ||
| I don't think—I don't know if I agree with you on that. | ||
| I think that Chase is, I see way less markers of intentionality and more markers of like, this is a person who on some level isn't a total idiot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that makes him look like an idiot on Infowars. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I think that there's a struggle that some part of his brain that actually is able to comprehend, like... | ||
| Structure and story and that stuff is at odds with what he has to do in his job. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And probably what he wants to do. | ||
| Yeah, it feels like... | ||
| I'm not saying that he doesn't want to put forth Infowars bigotries and all that shit. | ||
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Right. | |
| He's probably a horrible person. | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| No, I mean, I don't know how to... | ||
| Yeah, I mean, you can't have both. | ||
| I understand the structure of movies, and also I understand that Alex is not essentially writing a bad movie. | ||
| If he's like, oh, here's how the structure of a movie works, then he can apply that to Alex and go, oh, Alex is just writing a movie. | ||
| Yeah, and it's bad. | ||
| He's just not there yet. | ||
| It's a bad movie. | ||
| It's because it's a bad movie that he gets that it's a movie. | ||
| On some level, he has to. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| And it would be funny if he ever becomes self-aware of that. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, what could it be? | ||
| Madness. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But I do know one thing, and that is that Chase is... | ||
| Chase Geyser is going to be the next president. | ||
| Well... | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| If he does become the president, it will be because he is the type who is unsure if it is a good idea to call out the angel of death. | ||
| I mean, evil for the sake of evil is something that we hadn't really seen anywhere. | ||
| In fiction or history, many times up until maybe the Joker in A Dark Night with Christian Bale. | ||
| Some people just want to see the world burn, Mr. Wayne. | ||
| And, you know, I don't know about calling on the angel of death or anything like that. | ||
| That's between Alex and God and you and God and me and God to contemplate. | ||
| But there's absolutely no question that we are being faced with evil at the highest levels. | ||
| The level of Satan. | ||
| The ultimate adversary to good and God's plan. | ||
| It's so funny that they're taking this very, very seriously. | ||
| They're calling out the angel of death. | ||
| But we've seen plenty of characters who are evil for the sake of evil, like a whole lot of the religious canon. | ||
| But also, Chase is fundamentally misunderstanding the Joker. | ||
| He's taking Alfred's words to Bruce Wayne as being the Joker's actual motivation, but in reality, the Joker doesn't just want to watch the world burn. | ||
| He doesn't share a value system with people like Alfred, so saying that he's evil for the sake of being evil is the simplest way to engage without threatening the security of your worldview, and that's what Chase is doing here. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's really, really funny to hear a ding-dong say something like, we've never seen that until the Joker in the Christopher Nolan Batman. | ||
| I am a flabbergasted person most of the time. | ||
| The most flabbergasting thing... | ||
| I just... | ||
| I don't know how to process Chase. | ||
| I just don't. | ||
| I know! | ||
| It is like some sort of, like, cheat code. | ||
| He's weird in a different way. | ||
| It is a different thing. | ||
| This is a completely different thing from what we have experienced on this show. | ||
| And I feel like we've experienced a lot of different things on the show. | ||
| Quite a bit. | ||
| We've seen all kinds of different things on the show. | ||
| We've seen a lot of things with Visavi Project Camelot. | ||
| We've seen people come and go at InfoWars. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| This is different. | ||
| He's different. | ||
| He's different! | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| Somebody fix it! | ||
| Here's what's so troubling about this. | ||
| He's not different in a way that it's like he's Neo. | ||
| He's not the one. | ||
| He's not revealing anything. | ||
| Or even the one who's clearly the successor to Alex. | ||
| I think he would fall flat on his face. | ||
| But it's just different. | ||
| He's different. | ||
| He's just a dude, man. | ||
| At the end of the day, I think Chase is just a dude. | ||
| So, he is a dude, and he's a dude who thinks that there's a time for violence. | ||
| And this brings Alex back into the floor. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Violence is not the answer, certainly not yet. | ||
| Sometimes violence is the answer. | ||
| In Ecclesiastes, it says there is a time to kill. | ||
| Of course, one of the Ten Commandments is thou shalt not murder. | ||
| But then in Ecclesiastes, it says there's a time to kill. | ||
| Belief is hard. | ||
| There's a difference between killing and murder. | ||
| And what we saw on Saturday was... | ||
| Not an attempt to kill President Trump. | ||
| It was an attempt to murder President Trump. | ||
| It was successful in murdering others. | ||
| It was an assassination. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| And Chase, the Bible's 100% clear on this, and of course you know this, but people may not. | ||
| Murder means kill somebody that's innocent. | ||
| Like, go kill your neighbor because you want to have sex with his wife. | ||
| Right. | ||
| A time to kill. | ||
| The Bible says many times there is a time to rise up and kill. | ||
| It says when your enemy comes in to your village, he tries to come into your home with a sword to kill you. | ||
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Pick up your sword and kill him. | |
| Christ said after the Romans came in the Garden of Gethsemane, he said, no, it's not the time for the swords right now. | ||
| But he goes, sell your cloak and buy a sword because that time is coming. | ||
| He's saying it's better to be in your underwear and have a sword than to not have a sword. | ||
| And so absolutely, that's what this is all about. | ||
| And that's why the Bible is so deep. | ||
| It has so many meanings. | ||
| And the greater your discernment is, and the older you get, I mean, I... | ||
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I don't know what... | |
| I think that what drew me to that clip is Chase starting to talk about violence, and that's when Alex is like, I'm coming back. | ||
| Right in and in. | ||
| He was drawn back into this after Chase is just rambling about the Joker and all this stuff, and that's where Alex is like, yep, I'm back. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| There is a time to kill. | ||
| And I'm going to talk about how it's biblical. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And that means it's okay, and you should not feel bad if you want to kill. | ||
| And this leads, Alex, into a long stretch of... | ||
| Violent ideation? | ||
| Not really, actually. | ||
| It's more of this. | ||
| It's time to let the globalists know that no matter what happens, no matter what you do, in the end, you're going to pay for what you've done, and I want you to know that. | ||
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And I want you to understand and see my war face. | |
| And I want you to know my will's a thousand times stronger than yours ever will be, and our people's will is a thousand times stronger, and our God is infinity stronger. | ||
| Now, the point is, is that we're going to have to bring in some sponsors because there's no product left, and we're going to have to do the t-shirts. | ||
| Yeah, so it's kind of the violent ideation. | ||
| There's a little bit of that, but it is also... | ||
| So crass and so transparently used in service of promoting Dr. Jones Naturals and his new Trump Got Shot shirt. | ||
| Man. | ||
| So it's a little bit... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It feels cheap. | ||
| You know, there is something to be said, actually, about that being a very calming thing. | ||
| You know, like... | ||
| Everybody's very much riled up, but there's a lot of intense rhetoric around the election, and obviously there's real shit going on, but there's still ads. | ||
| I would be more scared of Alex if there weren't ads. | ||
| There's still ads. | ||
| And not just Alex's ads, like Target is advertising during the RNC or whatever. | ||
| It can't be that terrible if there's still ads. | ||
| Nobody's fighting a nuclear war and then still like, hey, brought to you by... | ||
| Doe down! | ||
| See, but that to me, actually, I can't abstract that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I can see a situation where World War III is brought to you by Dove Soap. | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| Or something. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| That is fair. | ||
| I think it's more so penetrating of Alex's mythos and his, like, just kind of his whole thing when he does that, like, the point is... | ||
| We need... | ||
| Yes, we need money. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You know, like, that to me is so... | ||
| Like, if he didn't have that and it was all pure, look at my war face. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I would be more scared of that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm still scared of the RNC with ads. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, in a certain way... | ||
| I just, you know, I thank God Alex doesn't actually believe in God. | ||
| I think Alex thanks God he doesn't believe in God. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| So Alex starts talking about Trump and how he's the king. | ||
| But not the king. | ||
| Not the king. | ||
| Not like Elvis. | ||
| Let's not say king, king. | ||
| No, he does say king. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| But it's like a chess metaphor. | ||
| Okay, so he's the king. | ||
| Anybody that plays chess knows you protect the king. | ||
| Okay, so we don't want the king in the first move going out to the center of the board. | ||
| You keep the king over here in the back, and you protect him, and you move pieces around with him. | ||
| So, look, Trump, we all know you're a badass, okay? | ||
| I know people that know Trump well. | ||
| He was always smart enough not to get in fights. | ||
| A few times, big guys messing with him, whatever, he would just grab and twist them around, put their head in the ground. | ||
| I thought that was you. | ||
| He was a big Scott German bull, okay? | ||
| That guy's a frickin' bull, all right? | ||
| But the point is, bullets still kill bulls, okay? | ||
| I've sat there, shot bison with a deer rifle, and boy, let me tell you, they fell right over. | ||
| And so... | ||
| We need to understand that, and he needs to be protected. | ||
| So if Trump wants to roll the dice and do this, fine. | ||
| But in the age of media, in the age of systems, if he was in there doing Oval Office-type addresses, fireside chats every night for an hour, and talking directly to the people, he would do a thousand times better than these events. | ||
| And I think people should go to the events and just chant, We love you, now go. | ||
| Forget standing ovation, just say we love you, now leave. | ||
| We love you, now leave. | ||
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Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave until he gets off the stage. | |
| Bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, so Alex wants people to chant leave at Trump at rallies. | ||
| Man, this is an episode for the ages. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is one of the more incoherent things that is... | ||
| Well, it makes sense in some context. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Because Alex believes that the Secret Service will try and kill Trump again. | ||
| Right, right, that's true. | ||
| So the rallies are too dangerous. | ||
| So he should just be doing fireside chats. | ||
| But this is not new. | ||
| The fireside chat idea is what he's been saying for years. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So it's kind of boring. | ||
| I do like the idea of chanting, leave! | ||
| I love it. | ||
| We love you, but leave! | ||
| I think what's so interesting about this is that idea of Protect the King. | ||
| I don't know why I started watching it. | ||
| A lot of people started watching chess during the pandemic. | ||
| And Magnus Carlsen is the greatest chess player who ever lived, who's a human being. | ||
| And then they made all the chess programs that play chess against each other and are like ten times better than any human being. | ||
| And so Magnus starts studying all of these things. | ||
| And what he finds out is that the machines have gone, there's no need to protect the king. | ||
| The king is also part of the game. | ||
| It is only people who instinctively want to protect the king because they feel like it's the most important part. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Well, it is that which can end the game. | ||
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Right. | |
| So you give undue import to it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Fascinating. | ||
| So even this thing Alex thinks is the most obvious thing that everybody agrees on is wrong. | ||
| Well, it's also interesting because you have this formulation of you've got to protect the king. | ||
| And while Alex discusses this, it becomes too clear that he does not actually think of Trump as the king. | ||
| Why do we guard nuclear weapons? | ||
| Because you don't want to get them in the wrong hands. | ||
| Trump has got to be guarded because he is a... | ||
| Weapon. | ||
| And you keep a fine sword sheathed and oiled and ready for when you've got to use it. | ||
| You don't just wrang it out, start hacking up the furniture and throwing it in the street and pissing on it, stomping on top of it. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| And so that's all I'm saying. | ||
| Trump is a sword. | ||
| We need to get him into office on January 21st, 2025, and then he needs to use the executive power of the pen to take all these people out, Trump is a weapon. | ||
| He's not the king. | ||
| He's something that can be wielded as a weapon. | ||
| The reason you protect him is because... | ||
| If someone takes out that weapon, you can't use it. | ||
| You don't have a weapon anymore. | ||
| There's no agency that Trump is being given in this. | ||
| It is, I believe that I have some agency over Trump and how he's used as a weapon. | ||
| That's the importance that Trump has for Alex. | ||
| And I think people have said similar stuff a long time, and Alex has been like, no, he's chosen by God to be our ruler. | ||
| It's just such silly bullshit. | ||
| You realize this in moments like this. | ||
| It's like, you don't actually love Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You just know that he's dangerous to the people that you want hurt. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which is essentially saying something along the lines of... | ||
| Trump is a front man for a shadowy group of people who actually make the decisions and tell him what to say. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's just it's gone from consortiums on the East Coast and the mob and what have you to now it's extreme right-wing politics that I support. | ||
| A conspiracy is fine as long as it's our conspiracy. | ||
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| And I think that it's great that Alex has made peace with that. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Sort of give him some therapy through that. | ||
| Yeah, I think Chase is against conspiracies. | ||
| I think he thinks he is. | ||
| I don't know what Chase thinks at all. | ||
| Neither do I. So we got one last clip here, and it's Alex talking about how when the shit hits the fan, people are going to kill Zuckerberg in his Hawaiian mansion. | ||
| But not Alex. | ||
| And I guarantee you, people like Zuckerberg's bunkers. | ||
| Are going to be tombs. | ||
| And I'm not saying I'm coming to get Zuckerberg. | ||
| I'm saying the people of Hawaii literally are waiting. | ||
| I mean, everybody tells me. | ||
| White people, Asians, Hawaiians. | ||
| I mean, last time I was in Kauai, I probably had people 50 times say, when the shit hits the fan, we're going to get Zuckerberg. | ||
| I mean, you're literally like Frankenstein's castle with the villagers all around you, and they hate you. | ||
| I mean, you're an idiot. | ||
| Now, if everything went down... | ||
| If everything went down in Hawaii, they loved me there. | ||
| The chief, all of them. | ||
| The real chief. | ||
| They all loved me. | ||
| I got a place like that. | ||
| Because I'm honorable. | ||
| And you're not. | ||
| You're scum, buddy. | ||
| So you understand that. | ||
| That's a microcosm. | ||
| That is a microcosm. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex is honorable. | ||
| And so the chief likes him. | ||
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I don't like this. | |
| It's weird. | ||
| I mean, does Alex not realize he's rich? | ||
| Yeah, but he's not that kind of rich. | ||
| Sure, but nobody's Alex kind of rich. | ||
| Alex is closer to Zuckerberg kind of rich than 99% of us are. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Yeah, but he's honorable. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Best of luck if honor is what you're going to hang your hat on, I guess. | ||
| Look, I am somebody who lived in Hawaii for a little bit. | ||
| It's been a long time, so I don't pretend to be an expert or anything like this. | ||
| But when I was there, I do know that there is a Hawaiian sovereignty movement, and there are people that do believe that King Kamehameha and Queen Liliokalani were unjustly taken off the throne, and the United States is not rightfully Running Hawaii as a state. | ||
| Fair point of view. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I don't think that there's a chief of Hawaii. | ||
| No, there is probably not. | ||
| I think that Alex is pretending that there's just a secret tribal structure that runs everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's cool with them. | ||
| I think... | ||
| He's a racist. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| But more what I think is that Alex probably ran into some weirdos while he was in Hawaii. | ||
| And maybe one of them was like, I know the chief. | ||
| You're good. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| And they maybe cracked a few beers. | ||
| And he's now decided that he speaks for the chief. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't like that at all. | ||
| No, it's... | ||
| I don't think anybody in Hawaii wants Alex there. | ||
| No, probably not. | ||
| And I don't think anybody wants Zuckerberg there either, but I think they would be more interested in being like, chanting, go away, please leave, please leave, please leave, than they would be in like, I guess... | ||
| How big is his estate? | ||
| It'd take you a mile and a half to walk there. | ||
| And who knows exactly where underground the retout is. | ||
| Just go! | ||
| I don't want to have to find you. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just think this is a little bit silly. | ||
| But not nearly as silly as Alex taking very seriously the notion of calling down the angel of death. | ||
| But not for Zuckerberg. | ||
| He hasn't done that yet. | ||
| No, well, I mean, but he's like, hey, these people would go after Zuckerberg. | ||
| I'm not going to use my angel of death powers on people I think are evil. | ||
| I'm going to use my angel of death powers on Biden? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Who you think is on death's doorstep already. | ||
| Who you think is run by Zuckerberg, I guess? | ||
| But here's the problem. | ||
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| Alex is so, like... | ||
| Full of shit with the things that he says. | ||
| Calling down the angel of death is really upon everybody. | ||
| It is, isn't it? | ||
| Like, when he says, even if he's saying, like, against Biden or whatever, that also means against... | ||
| It means Trump, too. | ||
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Mayors. | |
| It means everybody, yeah. | ||
| It means everybody that's pissed me off today. | ||
| It is me personally, right? | ||
| I have mind bullets, and I'm going to use them. | ||
| Oh my god, he does have mind bullets. | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| He's saying, I'm going to shoot my mind bullets with you. | ||
| And, you know, devoid of any other external context, it's silly. | ||
| But in the world we live in, where there are people who, you know, caught into Alex's philosophy of... | ||
| I am the one who carries out God's vengeance. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's very dangerous. | ||
| And this is a real shitty way for things to turn on his show. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But, you know, when the former president gets shot and you're on vacation, what are you going to do? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I... | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| That clip, again, that one makes me feel much more comfortable. | ||
| That there are ads in the clip before that. | ||
| Like, oh, okay. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| I get you. | ||
| Angel of Death, totally right. | ||
| Dr. Jones, I guess we're all going to do it then. | ||
| Bignaturals.com. | ||
| Do you know what I'm saying? | ||
| I guess that's how it's going to go. | ||
| At the very least, Angel of Death is accompanied by everybody writing in Dr. Jones Big Naturals as a policy walk name. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yep. | ||
| So that's the... | ||
| He's going to go for the Angel of... | ||
| Increased sales. | ||
| That's who's pranked. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back with another episode. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
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Indeed we do. | |
| It's knowledgeright.com. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I'm the Mysterious Professor. | ||
| Woo! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Woo! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Woo! | ||
| And now here comes the sex robot. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Hello, Alex. | ||
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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