#874: November 30, 2023
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex decided to cover the death of one of his biggest villains, Henry Kissinger. As with all things Infowars, you won't quite get what you're looking for.
Dec. 4, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
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| It's time to pray. | ||
| I have great respect for knowledge fight. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Dan and George. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I need money. | ||
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Andy in Kansas. | |
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding me. | ||
| I love your world. | ||
| KnowledgeFight. | ||
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to KnowledgeFight. | ||
|
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I'm Dan. | |
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today, I think, is probably that George Santos got expelled from Congress. | ||
| Is that your bright spot? | ||
| I think it's the best resolution for everybody. | ||
| I think everybody wins. | ||
| Yeah, I think you're right. | ||
| I think it's one of the rare instances in politics where everybody comes out ahead. | ||
| We all had our fun. | ||
| We did. | ||
| It's time for it to be done. | ||
| It is time for it to be done. | ||
| There's a not insignificant portion of the public who seems to like George Santos' antics. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, apparently. | ||
| And the way he lies in such a silly way. | ||
| And now there's no reciprocal damage of him being in the house. | ||
| He can't hurt you anymore. | ||
| And it also is an interesting reminder that that is something that can happen to people, apparently. | ||
| Yes, consequences can be visited upon you. | ||
| It seems strange the way we determine who is the target of those consequences, but it is something that can happen. | ||
| You can get the boot. | ||
| See, it's about lying in the right type of flamboyant way with not enough money to protect yourself. | ||
| And that's what we all enjoy, is when they don't have enough money to get out of it. | ||
| I don't know why, but I find some cold comfort in him getting kicked out of Congress. | ||
| You know, for all of us, I think there's a certain amount of we go out, we look at the world, and we see a little bit of like, okay, well, I'm sitting and I'm watching the world collapse around me. | ||
| And then you have a shooting star where you're like, well, at least that's an enjoyable bit. | ||
| For a while, you know, I'm seeing all the collapse, but look at that! | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| And that shooting star gets kicked out of the house. | ||
| It's the funniest thing. | ||
| But, you know, I think that it's also the best thing that could happen for him, too, probably. | ||
| You know, I don't think it was long for Congress to begin with. | ||
| It's not where he's meant to be. | ||
|
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No. | |
| So anyway, that adventure came to an end. | ||
| It was interesting to see people's reactions to it. | ||
| And all that. | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is Doctor Who, my man. | ||
| Doctor Who. | ||
| There's one, there's a new Doctor coming back. | ||
| But right now, there's some three interstitial specials. | ||
| We got David Tennant and we got Donna Noble back in the saddle. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| How about that? | ||
| What about an Eccleston? | ||
| Eccleston, he's been gone for a long time. | ||
| Only did one season. | ||
| Hates the job. | ||
| Hates Doctor Who. | ||
| One of the only references I know as someone who hasn't watched any Doctor Who. | ||
| He only knows him as the Invisible Man from Heroes Season 1. Right, right, right. | ||
| Eggleston went to Tenet, and then Tenet went to Matt Smith, and then Matt Smith went to... | ||
| He went to Morbius. | ||
| No, I think... | ||
| Did Matt Smith? | ||
| No. | ||
| Matt Smith didn't go directly to Jodie Whittaker. | ||
| God, I'm terrible at this. | ||
| You need to know your lineup here. | ||
| I'm doing a bad job. | ||
| I know of Tenet. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
| I've never seen any of them. | ||
| Yeah, well, he's back. | ||
| They're having a great time. | ||
| Classic who. | ||
| They're doing house shit, you know? | ||
| They're doing that like, oh, there's a mystery. | ||
| You know, first ten minutes. | ||
| Is it lupus? | ||
| No. | ||
| And then in the last ten minutes, ah, we fixed the mystery. | ||
| Ah, we did it, you know? | ||
| It's great. | ||
| That's a tried and true formula. | ||
| Yeah, can't go wrong. | ||
| Doctor who? | ||
| Doctor whom? | ||
| Doctor doom. | ||
| It's three steps. | ||
| Sorry, what the fuck just happened? | ||
| Did you... | ||
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Just playing some word games. | |
| Oh, these words sound similar, Jordan. | ||
| I don't know if I'm going to be able to recover from... | ||
| I don't know why that is what destroys you. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Doctor who? | ||
| Doctor who? | ||
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Dr. Doom. | |
| Dr. Victor Von Who. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| You've got to mash this up somehow. | ||
| In my head, it's fitting in the same space as a man, a plan, Panama. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's a palindrome. | ||
| Or like one of those evolution of man things, except now that I say that out loud, I realize that Dr. Whom is not a thing. | ||
| So you just have to imagine whatever that was as the interstitial phase. | ||
| Just grammar. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| We're going to be talking about November 30th, 2023. | ||
| Of course, this is the day after Kissinger died. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| And so, of course, it is our obligation to check in and see what Alex is up to. | ||
| After one of his grand enemies has kicked the bucket. | ||
| I'm going to put a wager out. | ||
| I'm a gambling man now. | ||
| I'm just addicted to gambling in this only situation. | ||
| Fifty bucks says we talk about Kissinger less than four times. | ||
| I don't want to spoil anything about whether or not that's a good bet. | ||
| It's interesting the way your bet will play out. | ||
| To go back to Taos. | ||
| You know, one of the songs they played on House all the time is you can't always get what you want. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| And that is the definition of Alex's show. | ||
| You never get what you want. | ||
| You do not. | ||
| You think you're going to tune in for a show all about, you know, like... | ||
| If your greatest villain, or let's say at least Mount Rushmore level of villain dies, you would think you'd spend a bit of time really getting into the weeds about this fucking guy. | ||
| This is his legacy. | ||
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X, Y, Z. Never let it happen again, etc. | |
| And you always want Alex to do that. | ||
| You think that's what's going to happen, and then it doesn't. | ||
| But I would say Alex makes... | ||
| Interesting choices about how he goes about this episode. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And we'll get down to business on all of that, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Bunny Brigade PA, thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Miss Cassifras, thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| Next, I have received an offer for the job I was been working toward for the past ten years. | ||
| Thanks, Daphne M. Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Deacon Q. Deacon of Hillary's Witch Church. | ||
| Witches. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And Big D, the mediocre axe thrower. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| And we've got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. | ||
| So thank you so much to I sent that one bucket of poop. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | |
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| So if we were just going to go with what happens immediately on the show. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Your guess would be wrong. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because Alex does bring it up right out of the gate. | ||
| Right out of the gate. | ||
| Kissinger. | ||
| You kind of have to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was about 8.30 central time last night, and my phone began to just blow up. | ||
| And I had it back in the bedroom, and I'd gotten like 15 calls and text messages. | ||
| Henry Kissinger, the architect of the modern New World Order, dead at 100. | ||
| We are 340 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes, 10 seconds out. | ||
| The most important election in world history. | ||
| The globalists are out in the open. | ||
| They've thrown down the gauntlet. | ||
| They're making all of their tyrannical announcements. | ||
| That Kissinger's dead? | ||
| He moved on pretty quick. | ||
| Yeah, isn't that? | ||
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Well, okay. | |
| He is the architect of the New World Order. | ||
| I exist in order to warn the public and fight the New World Order. | ||
| How was he the architect of the New World Order? | ||
| What do you mean by that? | ||
| What are the things? | ||
| He just was. | ||
| Well, now he's dead, so what's the point of talking about it? | ||
| The past isn't real now. | ||
| You don't need to be... | ||
| What are we going to do? | ||
| Have another one show up later if we don't learn anything about this one? | ||
| That'd be crazy. | ||
| So, instead of dwelling on this too much, Alex jumps around a little bit. | ||
| And there's one person he wants to take particular aim at today. | ||
| And it's not who you think. | ||
| I'll let you have three guesses. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm going to give you some words to consider. | ||
| Who was the main character on November 30th? | ||
| Space. | ||
| Think of space. | ||
| Carl Sagan. | ||
| It's time somebody took him down a page. | ||
| It's not Carl Sagan. | ||
| No, okay. | ||
| Brian Cox, not the actor, the physicist from Britain. | ||
| No. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I'm going to go out on a limb. | ||
| This one might be crazy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Omarosa? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| An incredible interview with William Shatner, who is a big eugenicist. | ||
| Omarosa's a better guest. | ||
| He said we must get behind his king, King Charles, and that we're all going to die by 2030. | ||
| If we do not submit to total world government. | ||
| Yep, so William Shatner is telling everyone to get in line behind King Charles. | ||
| Weren't they on the same season of The Apprentice? | ||
| King Charles and William Shatner? | ||
| No, William Shatner and Omarosa or something. | ||
| There was something like that. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| I do not follow The Apprentice. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| Although I'm dangerously close to it based on the way that I've been, you know, making bad choices with television. | ||
| Big Brother to Celebrity Big Brother to Apprentice is like, that's a short walk. | ||
| And I've watched all of Survivor, and that's Mark Burnett. | ||
| Same guy. | ||
| You're a host. | ||
| I will avoid it. | ||
| But yeah, William Shatner wants you to follow the king. | ||
| I was wondering when Shatner was going to come out with his... | ||
| Follow the King thing. | ||
| You know, we knew it was coming. | ||
| He didn't say that. | ||
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No. | |
| He was interviewed by somebody about how Cop 28 is coming up. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And King Charles is giving the opening address of that. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And he said that King Charles needs to come out and say, we're all going to die. | ||
| Because of climate change. | ||
| King Charles needs to be more blunt, is basically what Chetner's point is. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| He's getting real proud of himself just because he went to space that one time. | ||
| And he saw despair. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I think if you see despair from space, you probably... | ||
| Yeah, and you're William Shatner, so you don't have a choice but to make a real mead out of it, you know? | ||
| You gotta chew the scenery of despair is all you know. | ||
| Right, you're not Spock, you're not gonna make some weird albums and then be on fringe? | ||
| No, you gotta show up and be like, ah! | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| So, Alex has some concerns about the future. | ||
| He's going to show up on Fringe? | ||
| No. | ||
| He also has some thoughts about the past, though, and that he was able to defeat the globalists the last time they tried to bring back COVID lockdowns. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | ||
| I'll just let him explain. | ||
| Okay, thank you. | ||
| I've got something really powerful for you, and it's a powerful truth, and it's a powerful tool, but really... | ||
| It's getting out there to a wider audience is not in my hands now, it's in your hands. | ||
| Just like we did in August, we said they're planning the mask, the fear, the new shots, new viruses, controls, according to our whistleblowers and sources, get ready. | ||
| And they began to try to roll it out, but the public resisted and said no, so they backed off. | ||
| But I said, watch, they'll come back in a few months and do it again, but this time they'll go all the way. | ||
| We caught them with their pants down. | ||
| Now it's official. | ||
| UN calls for lockdowns all over the world, calls for a return to COVID protocols, absolute fear-mongering. | ||
| All the UN minions are saying disease X is about to hit. | ||
| It's going to be 20 times worse. | ||
| You better submit to the UN and world government carbon taxes as a way to reduce population, or we're going to have to do it the other way, wink, wink. | ||
| That's what William Shatner and all of them say. | ||
| Look, you better do what we say. | ||
| You better let us start reducing population these other ways. | ||
| Or we're going to hit you with viruses. | ||
| You better give us full control. | ||
| So we're being held hostage by a global criminal cabal with bioweapons. | ||
| Yeah, so basically just public health officials saying, hey, we should be concerned. | ||
| There's a high likelihood of another potentially pandemic thing happening. | ||
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Sure. | |
| You know, disease X, that constant looming question. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That variable that exists in the future. | ||
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Right. | |
| Alex takes that as a threat. | ||
| They are just threatening him. | ||
| Well, I mean, Racer X was a threat to Speed Racer, so I think Disease X is clearly a threat to COVID. | ||
| To Racer Alex. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that makes the perfect sense, yeah. | ||
| And I don't know how much Alex and his buddies backed off the globalists the last time. | ||
| I think that's a little bit... | ||
| Silly. | ||
| I would like more physical evidence of said backing off. | ||
| Does Alex's imagination count as physical evidence? | ||
| There's where we are. | ||
| Yes, because it is all in his imagination. | ||
| But I do think that if you rip back that imaginary fantasy layer, there is something kind of to it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that people like Alex and all these folks have been so combative, so violent, so threatening, so demonizing of public health officials. | ||
| They, in effect, make it impossible for public health officials to do their job effectively. | ||
| Which then justifies them hating public health officials because they can't succeed at doing their job. | ||
| It is a bit cyclical that way. | ||
| But yeah, that is a bummer. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Here's what I think we need to really acknowledge. | ||
| Alright? | ||
| I think this was all Gene Roddenberry's plan from the beginning. | ||
| I think Alex's real enemy... | ||
| Is Gene Roddenberry, because Gene Roddenberry inspired a love of science fiction inside Alex, but Gene Roddenberry was behind William Shatner's rise all along, so Gene Roddenberry both ruined Alex by giving him a love of something and then stole it away from him by Shatner being a globalist or something? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Strong disagree. | ||
| I really am weirded out by how Shatner is really important in 2023. | ||
| This bums me out. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| He just appears to be something Alex is mad about today. | ||
| But here's the situation. | ||
| Alex isn't a Trek guy. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| He hates the idea of the one-world government. | ||
| No, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| He's a Star Wars guy. | ||
| And other sci-fi. | ||
| Gene Roddenberry didn't bring about Alex's love of sci-fi. | ||
| I like how it's like, no, Alex hates that one-world government bullshit. | ||
| He loves the Empire. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No, he likes the bad version of it. | ||
| He doesn't like the cooperative getting along version. | ||
| None of this one-world government. | ||
| I want a one-world government! | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, we do have to talk a little bit about Kissinger. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I will give Alex credit that he does spend some time on it. | ||
| Kissinger, Roddenberry, basically the same thing. | ||
| Well, either way, you know, there is a debate among the Trek people, right? | ||
| That Gene Roddenberry wasn't really as important as people make him out to be. | ||
| There were other writers that really deserve a lot more of the credit for shaping what Star Trek became. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised. | ||
| No, let's... | ||
| Turn that into a metaphor for how Alex is going to talk about Kissinger. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Even though Kissinger is one of the top architects of the current world government system we're in, I'd say Brzezinski was really more influential than actually the field marshal. | ||
| He's Napoleon, and Kissinger would be one of his top generals, but not in charge. | ||
| But Kissinger was more flamboyant. | ||
| He was better at getting all the credit for himself. | ||
| It was a big new Brzezinski. | ||
| Is the real architect, but this guy's like the foreman. | ||
| Kissinger's like the foreman for the architect executing it. | ||
| And so, even just a month or so ago, he came out and said, everybody's turning against the neoliberal governments because we're flooding them with illegal aliens, and the illegal aliens, 90-plus percent, are not assimilating. | ||
| Did 100-year-old Kissinger say that? | ||
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No. | |
| And it's designed like that, to have a permanent underclass they have. | ||
| But even Kissinger... | ||
| And the top British ministers over migration, all of them are saying this is wrong, while they still flood you. | ||
| So they politically are acting like, hey, we're against this when they're the architects of it. | ||
| Here's the Club of Kissinger. | ||
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It was a grave mistake to let in so many people of totally different cultural and religious and concepts. | |
| Because it creates a pressure group inside each country that does that. | ||
| You know, I was saying that he wasn't the most influential globalist. | ||
| It was as big as Brzezinski, hands down. | ||
| But he was a close second, and he controlled the Harvard Department that only turned out one master controller for the system each year. | ||
| And we've had one of the guys that went through the training and covertly didn't let him know he was against him. | ||
| That's Dr. Francis Boyle on record. | ||
| And he became the head of the U.N. prosecution court. | ||
| And the guy that wrote the U.S. biological chemical weapons laws, you know, that guy. | ||
| We should get him on this week or next week if he can do it. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| All that stuff about Francis Boyle is not true. | ||
| That resume is very off. | ||
| Also, Alex should probably have Boyle on to talk about what he thinks about international law as it relates to Palestine. | ||
| I wouldn't do that. | ||
| Been a long... | ||
| Long-term supporter of Palestinian rights. | ||
| So I like how Alex has completely just undefined and unsupported ideas about the power rankings of the 1970s globalist squad. | ||
| I do like that. | ||
| There was them and then the 96 Dream Team, I think. | ||
| And people debate on the Dream Team. | ||
| Who really was the glue holding this together? | ||
| Obviously it was Leitner. | ||
| Leitner. | ||
| Undoubtedly Leitner. | ||
| It's worth noting that that little clip of Kissinger comes... | ||
| a larger interview. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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That interview took place just after the attack on October 7th, and he's specifically talking about how there were pro-Palestinian celebrations in Germany. | |
| Kissinger was talking about something specific, but xenophobic right-wing media has turned this into something far more general, so they can attack the very idea of immigrants coming in. | ||
| And beyond that, who cares about what Kissinger says? | ||
| He's 100 years old and he's a dick. | ||
| I mean, this isn't the end of the last crusade where he's been alive for a thousand years and he's got one thing to say before he disintegrates into the wind. | ||
| He's just fucking Kissinger. | ||
| He's just that hundred-year-old asshole. | ||
| Fuck him! | ||
| Right. | ||
| So anyway, there's other things that Kissinger did, though. | ||
| You know, Brzezinski's still number one. | ||
| Sure, of course. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| But Kissinger, in his role as number two, did do some important stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But Kissinger did. | ||
| Put out State Department Memorandum 200 in 1972 that made an official U.S. government policy to reduce fertility in the U.S. and the third world by a whole host of issues like so-called vaccines, and the list goes on from there. | ||
| Poisoned food, it's all listed in Memorandum 200, and that's just declassified synopsis that came out in the early 90s. | ||
| So these guys really do mean business. | ||
| Meanwhile, he wanted to ban you being able to have red meat. | ||
| But it's on record in the news today that Kissinger was obsessed with Jägerschnitzel, which is one of my favorites. | ||
| I just had some earlier in the week. | ||
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What? | |
| Way back from Houston, I pulled into a little German restaurant in a small town. | ||
| It was spectacular Jägerschnitzel. | ||
| I had a vision. | ||
| But then he basically ate Jägerschnitzel and... | ||
| It's T-bone steaks and bratwurst breakfast, lunch, and dinner and live to 100 years old. | ||
| And, of course, your brain, because you talked about this, works better on fat. | ||
| And so my dad only talks about that. | ||
| Essential fatty acids is the best way. | ||
| Just go with fish oil or krill oil. | ||
| And I can be totally exhausted and the coffee's not going to work and I just bang back some Brain Force Ultra and then take three capsules of... | ||
| Krill oil is even better than fish oil. | ||
| And it's spectacular within one hour. | ||
| Clarity, total focus. | ||
| But if you're taking real fish oil or real krill oil, it hasn't been homogenized. | ||
| It hasn't been boiled. | ||
| So you will get the fish burps. | ||
| Side issue, we do sell those products. | ||
| What? | ||
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Stop! | |
| Factoid. | ||
| By the way, I have store-wide free shipping right now. | ||
| Is this what is happening? | ||
| What just happened? | ||
| Did he accidentally switch into a pitch? | ||
| He magooed it. | ||
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He stumbled backwards into an ad pitch. | |
| He was onto one train of thought. | ||
| Kissinger wants to ban meat, but meat's great. | ||
| Man, I sell amazing products, don't I? | ||
| How crazy is it how great my products are? | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| Weird how great all my products are. | ||
| I wanted to keep that as a whole chunk because it is an interesting, different version of an ad pivot. | ||
| It is a journey. | ||
| It does not feel intentional. | ||
| No. | ||
| That really did feel like he was just staggering around. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Oh, I found it. | ||
| I genuinely don't know what to say about Kissinger. | ||
| I've already said the Memorandum 200 thing. | ||
| I don't really have much else. | ||
| It is odd that I am taken completely unprepared for the death of a 100-year-old man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you know who is prepared? | ||
| Who? | ||
| Somebody who knew Kissinger quite well. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| That Alex is buddies with. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And that's a guy who's coming straight from the Stone Zone. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| We're talking about Roger Stone. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Roger Stone is a guest to talk about Kissinger. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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| Wow. | ||
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| He knew him. | ||
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| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| I mean, if you know Nixon, you know Kissinger, right? | ||
| Yeah, you have to. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Roger, good to have you here with us, my compadre. | ||
| Let's do the snapshot here slash accelerated deep dive on Hare Kissinger, who just made the jump into hyperspace. | ||
| Alex, it's great to be back here at Infowars. | ||
| I always feel like I am home. | ||
| It's funny that you bring up Watergate, because Henry Kissinger, in many ways, was actually the driving force behind Watergate. | ||
| We'll get to that in a moment. | ||
| History lets him escape unscathed, but I knew Dr. Kissinger. | ||
| I met him when I was working for President Nixon. | ||
| I had much more extensive encounters with him later when I was working for candidate then-president Ronald Reagan. | ||
| Henry Kissinger was brilliant. | ||
| He was extraordinarily duplicitous. | ||
| He was power hungry. | ||
| He was a very skillful, bureaucratic infighter. | ||
| Nixon told me directly that the reason he never destroyed the tapes... | ||
| Was because he feared that Henry Kissinger would seek to take credit for Nixon's foreign policy achievements after Nixon's death. | ||
| This doesn't sound like Roger talking about a bad person to him. | ||
| That sounds like things Roger would do. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I don't think Roger would mind being called duplicitous after he dies. | ||
| This is game-recognized game. | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| Extraordinary duplicitous is a compliment coming from Roger fucking Stone. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You should be like, oh, shit! | ||
| And there's almost an admiration for the move of releasing the tapes because you know that he would do that. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That is... | ||
| A fantastic move. | ||
| Yeah, so this is a strange dynamic here, where, you know, you have the guy who's the guy who created the New World Order second to Brzezinski, who's died, and Alex can't really cover it well at all. | ||
| So you think, bring in Roger Stone, he's your ally, he's in the info war, he's your buddy, he knew Kissinger, this is gonna be a slam dunk, he'll shit all over him. | ||
| Nope, turns out not. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| No, it's a little bit like being like, hey, Pol Pot, how do you feel about that Chaochescu guy? | ||
| And he's like, great dude, great dude, top of the charts. | ||
| Like, okay, well, I think we might be on the wrong... | ||
| This was a perfect booking, and yet somehow... | ||
| It backfired somehow. | ||
| When you say, what achievements? | ||
| Well, the Street Strategic Arms Limitation Agreement with the Soviets, the end of the Vietnam War, the opening to China... | ||
| Which I defend, frankly, because at the time that Nixon and Kissinger decided to open the door to China, China was a dirt-poor, agrarian country with more ox than automobiles. | ||
| There was no way for Nixon to see that on the advice of Henry Kissinger, many years later, the Bushes and the Clintons would give China most favored trading. | ||
| Pardon me, most favored nation trading status. | ||
| And of course, Bill Clinton would actually sell them our top secret missile target. | ||
| Sure, to be clear, the reason Nixon did it is 90% of the country did not have running water or electricity, but they had nuclear weapons. | ||
| He could cut off Russia and drive a wedge between them, which was a very wise move. | ||
| Precisely what he did, but... | ||
| What? | ||
| What are we doing now? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Are we re-litigating Nixon's legacy? | ||
| Is that the plan right now? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I mean, since Kissinger is associated with that, might as well. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| An important point to bring up here, though, is that Alex should not have this perspective on the opening up of China. | ||
| In his own book, The Great Reset, Alex decries the opening of China as big international businesses coming in and setting up one-party rule in order to make all the money. | ||
| opposed to the one he's expressing here on the show, mostly because he doesn't have a real position that means anything, and he didn't write the book. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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To keep in line with anti-communist tradition, he needs to be opposed to the opening of China, because according to that mythology, it was done to support and enable the communists. | |
| Otherwise, why wouldn't they have put Chiang Kai-shek in power back in the 40s? | ||
| Yeah, yep. | ||
| Roger probably isn't going to play ball with that because he loves Nixon so much. | ||
| So the best bet here is just to say that Nixon meant well when he opened up China, but then the dreaded Clintons undid all the goodwill that he put into it. | ||
| That's a good, that's a smooth move. | ||
| There's a little bit of... | ||
| If you've ever been on the set, maybe you've had a long day of shooting, and then your script supervisor shows up and goes, you know, this does not track with what you did a couple of weeks ago. | ||
| You've got to throw the whole thing away. | ||
| Imagine if Alex had to... | ||
| Be accountable to his book. | ||
| There was a book supervisor right there with him just being like, whispering, I'm sorry, you actually can't believe that according to the book that you quote unquote wrote. | ||
| Yeah, the show would be nothing but whistles. | ||
| Just boop, nope, flag. | ||
| That would be, it would be the news radio buzzer episode and it would be a delight. | ||
| So, Alex wants Roger to just get down to business. | ||
| What's the bottom line on this Kissinger guy? | ||
| Give me the elevator pitch. | ||
| What is it going to be, 500 grand? | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
| So, give us the bottom line on Kissinger. | ||
| Well, there's a lot here. | ||
| I mean, first of all, when Nixon learns that the Pentagon Papers, which are really State Department documents... | ||
| That show how the Vietnam War started, how it got out of control, and so on. | ||
| Nixon was completely unconcerned because all they showed were the mistakes of the Kennedy administration and the Johnson administration. | ||
| They had no bearing on his administration and his handling of the war. | ||
| It was Kissinger who went insane. | ||
| It was Kissinger who demanded the illegal wiretaps. | ||
| Of the national security staff, of White House staff members, and actually members of the press to try to find out who the leaker was. | ||
| It was Henry Kissinger who drove the break-in at Daniel Ellsberg's psychiatrist. | ||
| Ellsberg was the State Department or the NSC official who actually leaked the Pentagon Papers to the media. | ||
| It was Henry Kissinger. | ||
| Who convinced Nixon to have Attorney General John Mitchell sue the New York Times and the Washington Post in an effort to prevent the publication of the Pentagon Papers, which really were not at all damaging to Richard Nixon. | ||
| Was Deep Throat really a composite of people, and was Kissinger part of it? | ||
| I'm sorry, ask it again. | ||
| I spoke over you. | ||
| Was Kissinger part of Deep Throat? | ||
| Was Deep Throat a composite or one person? | ||
| Deep throw is General Alexander Haig. | ||
| Where does he come from? | ||
| Well, he's a deputy to Henry Kissinger. | ||
| He is Kissinger's Kissinger, as they say. | ||
| Kissinger's Kissinger. | ||
| Who is they in this, as they say, scenario? | ||
| People who hang out with Roger in the Stone Zone. | ||
| Oh, fair enough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In the Stone Zone, that's all they talk about. | ||
| Haig is Kissinger's Kissinger. | ||
| Here is what I didn't think of this, and it really, obviously, I didn't think of it because it doesn't pertain to me, but I'm sure this happened the instant Kissinger died. | ||
| Everybody around the world went, oh shit, I can blame so much shit on Kissinger now. | ||
| Oh, it was Kissinger who did that! | ||
| Now that he cannot defend himself whatsoever, it was totally... | ||
| Kissinger. | ||
| All of that shit was Kissinger's idea. | ||
| Watergate. | ||
| Kissinger. | ||
| He did it. | ||
| Epstein. | ||
| It's actually Kissinger. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Name it. | ||
| You've got it. | ||
| It's Kissinger, baby. | ||
| So, I mean, I would say that I don't think that Kissinger was entirely uninvolved with Watergate. | ||
| That's not to say that, but I think Roger might be giving him an outsized role in the whole thing. | ||
| I mean, frankly, I don't know if Nixon ever even did anything while he was in office at all. | ||
| He just drank. | ||
| Me and Nixon, we just hung out and drank all the time. | ||
| It was Kissinger who was doing all that terrible shit. | ||
| He was basically the president. | ||
| Me and Nixon were bros. | ||
| We were bro-ing out. | ||
| We're National Lampoon's band Nixon. | ||
| That's what we were up to. | ||
| So there's other things that Kissinger did or did not do. | ||
| And one of them was that he did not want to help Israel during the Yom Kippur War. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Let's continue with Kissinger. | ||
| I think it's important to recognize that one of, I think, Nixon's greatest achievements is in the 1973 Yom Kippur War, when very similar to what happened on October 7th, Israel has a complete intelligence breakdown. | ||
| And there's a surprise attack on Israel by the Egyptians and the Syrians. | ||
| The Israelis are caught short. | ||
| They're literally with their backs against the sea and completely out of ammunition. | ||
| Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir sends out an emergency message to President Nixon asking for an airlift of $36 million of lethal aid. | ||
| Kissinger is adamantly, vehemently opposed. | ||
| So is the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Thomas Maurer. | ||
| So is the State Department. | ||
| So is the entire national security apparatus. | ||
| Kissinger's argument to Nixon is it might provoke the Russians. | ||
| Nixon says, I don't care if it provokes the Russians. | ||
| An ally is under attack. | ||
| It's the only democracy in the region. | ||
| I will stand with Israel. | ||
| Nixon then gives the order for the airlift. | ||
| But Kissinger decides to try to wait him out, hoping that Nixon will change his mind. | ||
| Late the following afternoon, Nixon says, well, have you received the lethal aid? | ||
| And Kissinger says, no, Mr. President, we have not sent it yet. | ||
| We don't know what kind of plane to use. | ||
| Nixon calls Admiral Moore, this is one of the Watergate tapes they never play, and basically says, I'll tell you what plane to send, anything that flies. | ||
| If that aid is not on its way to Israel in the next two hours, I'm coming over to the Pentagon and putting my foot up your ass. | ||
| This can be found. | ||
| The media will never play this. | ||
| So Kissinger really tried to undermine Israel. | ||
| Richard Nixon... | ||
| Despite what he may have said in the White House tapes in terms of derogatory comments about Jews, Richard Nixon systematically saved Israel from annihilation in 1973 over the objections of Kissinger. | ||
| Continuing on Kissinger. | ||
| Great rebuttal, Alex. | ||
| Wow, that's good stuff. | ||
| Let's get to more. | ||
| All right, so the stuff that the media won't play. | ||
| Ah, that proves everything that I say. | ||
| The stuff the media will play. | ||
| Sure, Nixon hated Jews. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, you know what? | ||
| Actually, it was Kissinger who hated Jews. | ||
| Did you know that? | ||
| I don't know the extent to which these conversations are right, and I don't know what tapes Roger's talking about that the media won't play. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| And here's the real thing that's going on with it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex should absolutely not agree with any of it. | ||
| None! | ||
| Because October 7th and the beginning of the Yom Kippur War were both false flags, according to Alex. | ||
| So that kind of cuts through the narrative there. | ||
| Also, you know, who became Prime Minister just after the Yom Kippur War? | ||
| Yitzhak Rabin, who was famously assassinated by Steve Pachetik. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| He also, Steve Chenick, was the one who did the Camp David Accords. | ||
| He's really mixed up in the history of the Middle East. | ||
| I don't like how much... | ||
| Like... | ||
| We spend a lot of time with the, like, backbenchers, you know? | ||
| We spend a lot of time with the JV squad, but it turns out the JV squad did a lot of shit, and everybody's talking about the Kissingers and stuff, but man, you don't even know what Pchenik has gotten up to. | ||
| Well, he's like... | ||
| And Pchenik's not gonna get a write-up in The Guardian when he dies. | ||
| He's like one of those punk bands that, like, was playing around. | ||
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| Exactly. | ||
| He's the, uh... | ||
| He's the weirdo's weirdo. | ||
| He's secretly behind literally everything. | ||
| And Roger as well. | ||
| The two of them are both... | ||
| Except Roger, there's a little more credence to him actually being involved in shit. | ||
| So you may ask yourself, who is this Kissinger fellow? | ||
| I really wasn't going to. | ||
| Who does he work for? | ||
| Boy. | ||
| Is it America? | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| So, bottom line, from all my research, Zbigniew Brzezinski was really the architect of so much of the New World Order. | ||
| Kissinger was just a good self-promoter. | ||
| Who did he really work for? | ||
| We know he was deep into deals with China, working against America in later decades. | ||
| I think almost immediately after he leaves his government service, he becomes a paid agent of the Chinese. | ||
| He is a paid agent of Communist China, Kissinger and Associates. | ||
| Pretty sure it files a Foreign Agent Registration Act. | ||
| He is Deng Xiaoping and later Xi's man in Washington and in the United States. | ||
| So Kissinger is not America first. | ||
| Kissinger is Communist China first. | ||
| Because he's been on the Chinese payroll this whole time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I wonder what it would... | ||
| You know... | ||
| I would like to hear Kissinger speak Cantonese. | ||
| I wonder what Cantonese would sound like from Kissinger. | ||
| I can't even imagine it. | ||
| Well, we played a little bit of him earlier. | ||
| Imagine that, but Cantonese. | ||
| But Cantonese? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| With a tonal language? | ||
| Imagine that with a tonal language? | ||
| I feel like, yeah, it can be done. | ||
| I would be interested to hear it. | ||
| So as the Chinese figurehead in the West, in Washington, Kissinger made some requests of Trump. | ||
| And if I were Roger, this is not the one I would bring up. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| So Kissinger is not America first. | ||
| Kissinger is Communist China first. | ||
| A role that Kissinger contacted President Trump to try to persuade Trump to extradite Miles Guo, a Chinese dissident, which Trump declined to do. | ||
| Kissinger is most definitely aligned with the Chinese, although... | ||
| He's not adverse to taking a few bucks from the Russians, either. | ||
| Hey, money's money. | ||
| It spends. | ||
| Let's not tarnish the man's great legacy. | ||
| He's dead now, Stone. | ||
| So, I'm not sure if Kissinger wanted Trump to extradite Miles Guo, but I do know that Guo sued the shit out of Roger for making defamatory claims about him on Infowars. | ||
| Well... | ||
| Guo sued Roger for $100 million for making baseless allegations about financial and election-related crimes. | ||
| Roger did a real quick about-face on that. | ||
| He issued a full... | ||
| And he claimed that he was just repeating things his buddy told him. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Kissinger in that ass! | ||
| Yeah, so if I were him, I would come up with a different example of the way that Kissinger was an agent of China than bringing up the guy who you lied about on this show, this same show, and got sued for $100 million and then had to apologize. | ||
| And he's not listening now! | ||
| And I don't think this is actionable. | ||
| I don't think this is defamatory. | ||
| So, there's one point that Alex keeps bringing up, and probably because there's not a lot of depth to what he can talk about vis-a-vis Kissinger. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And that is that Kissinger was going to go to some guy's birthday party this weekend. | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| But both of them died. | ||
| Wait, both guys died? | ||
| There was going to be a birthday party? | ||
| Oh, that's fine. | ||
| What does it signify that he just met a few months ago with Xi Jinping? | ||
| They were betting a lot on him. | ||
| Charlie Munger's another operative of Xi Jinping. | ||
| He died a few days before. | ||
| He's supposed to have a party for his birthday on New Year's with Kissinger in New York. | ||
| Looks like the party's off, Roger. | ||
| Well, it doesn't matter, Alex. | ||
| You and I are probably not invited. | ||
| All right, anything else on Kissinger? | ||
| Because I've got a bunch of other questions. | ||
| Hold on, Eddie. | ||
| We've revealed the real Henry Kissinger. | ||
| Brilliant, yes, but extraordinarily duplicitous. | ||
| You know, Henry Kissinger's great tactic with Nixon was to threaten to resign. | ||
| He threatened to resign if he couldn't get his way on anything. | ||
| You take that brilliant out of there and it sounds like Alex duplicitous and gets his way by threatening to quit. | ||
| I'll quit. | ||
| I'll just leave. | ||
| By the way, he brings up that birthday party like three times. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| There's something so great about the morning TV show way that you say, looks like the party's off. | ||
| Dick. | ||
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| I don't know. | ||
| It seems petty. | ||
| Looks like we can kiss that party goodbye. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Now to the weather. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So, Alex and Roger jump off the Kissinger subject. | ||
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| And start complaining about other sorts of things. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Like... | ||
| The weather. | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Social media. | ||
| Okay, well, that's fair. | ||
| They kick you off social media. | ||
| They do. | ||
| And then out of nowhere, there's a fake Roger Stone account. | ||
| What? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| A parody Roger Stone account? | ||
| It's probably the CIA doing it, if you really think about it. | ||
| If there's anybody that's funny, it's the CIA. | ||
| By the way, there's Roger Stone up on Facebook today. | ||
| Don't follow him, folks. | ||
| He's not me. | ||
| I've asked them four times to take it down. | ||
| They won't. | ||
| There's Roger Stone over at YouTube, too. | ||
| Official Roger Stone. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| That's not me, either. | ||
| They ignore my request to take it down. | ||
| I, myself, am banned from those black people. | ||
| By the way, and let me explain why that's important. | ||
| When they take you off, you don't just get censored. | ||
| Other people can take your identity. | ||
| Exactly right. | ||
| And I think that's the idea. | ||
| So I saw... | ||
| That on YouTube, official Roger Stone is verified. | ||
| Definitely not me. | ||
| I never verified it. | ||
| And whoever created it in 2017, Alex, started putting up Russian language videos. | ||
| Hmm, isn't that interesting? | ||
| Look, here's the larger point. | ||
| And then they'll use that at the FBI and CIA to keep you and I, which I know they do, in this foreign intelligence operative. | ||
| The shadow government that Obama, that we'll talk about in a minute, is not confirmed to have shut up. | ||
| So they go out and set things up, link us to Russia, then persecute us and use CIA resources, lawfare, and the whole system that just got leaked yesterday against us. | ||
| That's why they do that. | ||
| They literally go into Congress and close doors and go, look, he runs a Russian thing. | ||
| Or Jones runs. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah, no, they could post something in your name that you didn't say at all and pretend that it's you. | ||
| And I think that is the point. | ||
| That is not the point. | ||
| You won't be... | ||
| That's not your account. | ||
| That's not your account. | ||
| I... | ||
| This is silly. | ||
| Roger. | ||
| Roger Stone. | ||
| If I understand correctly, you are complaining that people are claiming you said something that you did not say. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| That is your main issue here? | ||
| Well, because they're saying it on an account that has my name on it. | ||
| Ah. | ||
| Now, I don't know if you know your life. | ||
| Here's the thing, alright? | ||
| Yeah, I get it. | ||
| It's uncomfortable and unpleasant to see an account that is pretending to be you saying things that you don't support. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, like, is this any different than, like... | ||
| Back in the day, you could put something up on a signpost and sign it with someone else's name. | ||
| Like, this is something that's always a problem. | ||
| You're Roger Stone. | ||
| You gotta eat this one. | ||
| You're Roger Stone. | ||
| This is shit you eat because, fuck it, you've gotten away with way worse. | ||
| True. | ||
| You can't complain about that. | ||
| People are duplicitous! | ||
| Yeah, no fucking shit, man. | ||
| And I would love for that level of evidence to fly in court. | ||
| Like, a fake account posts something and you are now responsible for it. | ||
| I just, I don't know. | ||
| I find that to be a little bit weak. | ||
| What a disparity in importance of subjects. | ||
| On the one hand, Kissinger's death. | ||
| On the other, somebody's posting like me. | ||
| And William Shatner won't stop talking shit about how we gotta follow the king. | ||
| That one actually is important. | ||
| But we will get back to that, I promise you. | ||
| I knew we would. | ||
| For now we have other news, though. | ||
| The FCC is up to some shit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| The Biden administration is going to the FCC. | ||
| And they now are going to have the FCC, for the first time ever, for the first time in 40 years since the inception of the Internet, they're going to censor the Internet in the name of equity at the source. | ||
| So they no longer have to lean on Facebook or Instagram or X or TikTok. | ||
| They can actually decide who gets to speak. | ||
| I saw that, but let's slow down. | ||
| We'll pull up the articles, put them on screen. | ||
| Let's go slowly. | ||
| This is a big deal. | ||
| Yeah, the FCC voted for new regulations put forward by the Biden administration that, for the first time ever, will allow them to censor content on the Internet. | ||
| In other words, they'll be able to decide, essentially, Alex, whether you or I or some other patriot can have a URL. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| This is all bullshit. | ||
| That doesn't sound right at all. | ||
| So this surrounds Section 60506 from 2021's infrastructure bill. | ||
| That section just said that the FCC was mandated to make rules that would, quote, prevent discrimination in the deployment of broadband internet access based on income level, race, ethnicity, color, religion, or national origin. | ||
| In the real world, the conversation around this is about that first one: income level. | ||
| How is the FCC going to be able to not allow broadband providers from discriminating against people based on income level? | ||
| It seems like the only really viable way to do that is to be able to not allow broadband they could do that is through price regulation, which is what the actual concern and the conversation people are having about this is. | ||
| Right. | ||
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It has nothing to do with censoring the internet, but figures on the extreme right wing are pretending that it is. | |
| And there's two major reasons that that charade is being perpetuated. | ||
| The first is the most obvious, which is that people in the extreme right wing are obsessed with creating their own oppression. | ||
| They aren't being oppressed, so they need to take every chance they get to build unrelated things into the most tyrannical chains around their neck. | ||
| The social media space is a prime territory for these games to be played out because everyone's addicted to social media, and these right wing folks believe that they're entitled to behave however they want online and no one should be able to criticize them for it. | ||
| This creates a perfect landscape for these kinds of narratives to take shape. | ||
| You can turn anything, you can mold the... | ||
| Unformed clay into this form and people will buy it. | ||
| 100 times out of 100. | ||
| It's a perfect sandbox, yeah. | ||
| The second reason this game is being played, where potential regulation about broadband access discrimination is being reported as about censoring your dumb COVID conspiracy post, is because the right wing at the top is beholden to corporate interests. | ||
| Regulating the price of internet access is a pretty attractive idea to anyone who's had to deal with internet service providers, but it's a very threatening thing to the profits of these businesses. | ||
| These corporate interests know that there's no way to get normal people mad about this plan to prohibit discrimination in terms of broadband access, so in order to fight the regulation, it needs to be presented to the government. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex and Roger need to lie to their audience to get them excited about this topic at all. | ||
| If they presented the information as it actually exists in reality, no one would care and most people would think it's a good idea. | ||
| One of the roles that people like Alex fulfill is to transform something threatening to big corporate profits into something that appears threatening to your personal safety so you'll be tricked into opposing it. | ||
| That's one of the things that's at play with this. | ||
| Yeah, it's always amazed me because it is a level... | ||
| It's one of those things that bums me out so much. | ||
| It's not that our government is purchasable. | ||
| It's that it's so fucking cheap. | ||
| Because broadband internet access is one of those things that it seems like you should be unbribable upon because there is a 100% support behind you just being like, hey, here's my new bill. | ||
| Government has internet support. | ||
| And all you have to know is that you'll never have to speak to Comcast again. | ||
| 100% support. | ||
| 100% approval rating. | ||
| The only fear you have from that is they'll murder you. | ||
| They're going to kill you. | ||
| Comcast will absolutely murder any politician that tries to do that shit. | ||
| But you will get elected 100% of the time. | ||
| I don't put it past Comcast, based on my experience with them, to have teams of assassins. | ||
| Yeah, they will murder you for sure. | ||
| There's no other way they can keep this. | ||
| I don't know about... | ||
| Like, the full deprivatization of broadband access? | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| I don't know if that would have blanket or even, like, fully broad support. | ||
| But regulating the ways that these internet service providers can behave, what they can charge. | ||
| Especially in places where there's, like, you live in a building in a lot of places in Chicago, you have one choice. | ||
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| There is an effective monopoly in... | ||
| A lot of cities around the country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so having some kind of a check on that from the government, I think, is something that most people would probably be pretty in favor of, which is why you have to change the narrative entirely. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| Really, it would be easy to just be like, hey, listen. | ||
| All cable companies have to give you a span of time that's only two hours. | ||
| They can't give you, like, you have to be home from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. the next day. | ||
| No. 7 to 7. I don't care. | ||
| It's a so popular thing to do, but they're easy to buy. | ||
| They're cheap. | ||
| See, you right there were dangerously close to shifting into a bit that, like, would fly at Adam Carolla's comedy cap. | ||
| Thank God I saved us. | ||
| Thank God I pulled up. | ||
| I'm staying out of that comedy camp as long as I can. | ||
| Working out some of these bits. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's what's going on there. | ||
| The FCC is not going to make it so you can't post about Trump. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| So Alex has some thoughts about global politics, how there are anti-globalists being elected everywhere. | ||
| And while I do agree with him that there are some troubling things, like we've discussed, with the Netherlands, with Argentina, I do think Alex is making up some numbers here. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| But, Roger, you know Javier Malay. | ||
| I think he's a great guy. | ||
| The whole system's after him. | ||
| I think he's a great guy. | ||
| They, just as you know, a few years ago got rid of the electronic voting machines, got paper ballots, which aren't perfect but are way better, and magically he wins. | ||
| And we also have El Salvador with the Patriot in, whether you look at Sweden or Greece or the Netherlands or Italy or New Zealand. | ||
| I've looked at the numbers. | ||
| About 80% of regional elections around the world are going to anti-globalist, and around 65-70% are going at the presidential or the ministerial, prime minister level. | ||
| That has got to scare the hell out of the new world order. | ||
| Give me your million-foot view, then let's zoom in to 10,000 feet with Javier Malay and Argentina. | ||
| No, Alex, I think you're absolutely right. | ||
| I think you're right about those numbers you're making up. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| How can you even say I think you're right to that noise? | ||
| Well, because it's basically just like, let's move along. | ||
| I think you're totally right. | ||
| Totally right, Alex. | ||
| Totally right, Alex. | ||
| 80% of all elections everywhere. | ||
| Anti-globalists? | ||
| Municipal elections. | ||
| Dog catcher election. | ||
| Ombudsman's. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Omnibudsman's. | ||
| The only thing that has greater global approval ratings than anti-globalism, that's Queen Bey. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I'm not arguing with you. | ||
| I mean, there are concert films out. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| Yeah, well, you should maybe. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There is an obsession on Alex's part to make up numbers. | ||
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| Yes, I agree. | ||
| It's like we have a 98% wake-up rate with our documentaries. | ||
| Now it's back down to 92 now. | ||
| Oh, this is just like, he loves making up numbers. | ||
| Yeah, it is fun. | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex and Roger talking about how Trump needs to lock up his political enemies. | ||
| Who doesn't? | ||
| And you just get echoes of 2016 here. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| You said this a few years ago. | ||
| Run again. | ||
| But they messed with him and threatened him and attacked him so much. | ||
| And he then saw how America was being destroyed. | ||
| You told me privately that, well, it looks like he's going to do it. | ||
| And you said, but don't tell anybody. | ||
| Six months before he even started saying he was, I'm giving some inside baseball, but it's okay now. | ||
| It's in hindsight to show how accurate you were. | ||
| And so they drafted him by intimidating and trying to threaten him or trying to intimidate him. | ||
| And now... | ||
| As you said, this is a new Trump. | ||
| He's totally wise now. | ||
| He knows about the deep state. | ||
| And they say that. | ||
| Oh, my God, we're all going to jail. | ||
| Well, yeah, not because you're the political opposition, but because you've engaged in treason and you're never going to stop trying to stop us from saving the country and the world until you do go to prison. | ||
| You're the ones that censored. | ||
| You're the ones that targeted people with lawfare and fake criminal charges. | ||
| You're the ones that did everything you now claim Trump. | ||
| Is going to do. | ||
| Well, he better do it, not out of vengeance, but out of justice, Roger. | ||
| Yeah, it's classic Alinskyism, Alex. | ||
| I don't need to tell you. | ||
| Yeah, classic Alinsky shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, I think that this is a fun way to rationalize what you always wanted to do, which is start chanting Lock Her Up again, because that was really fun. | ||
| It was so much fun. | ||
| And you all made a lot of shirts and stuff. | ||
| You made a lot of money off the Lock Her Up stuff. | ||
| Okay, let me ask you this question, because I think this is really going to determine the election in 2024. | ||
| Are there enough political enemies? | ||
| For Donald Trump to go after to last his four years. | ||
| Do you know what I mean? | ||
| Like, can we... | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| I don't want him to govern, but frankly, I don't really want any of these people governing. | ||
| So instead of having a president who's like, what if I have ideas? | ||
| Nah, nah, nah, nah. | ||
| Let's have a president who's like, I'm going after this guy next week. | ||
| And then we watch! | ||
| I think it's a great idea. | ||
| It's unhealthy. | ||
| Sure, but we just all enjoyed George Santos. | ||
| Why not have a more violent version of George Santos? | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| We didn't love George Santos because people were just like, get him. | ||
| I think there was a, let's watch him dance. | ||
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| Let's see if he can get out of it. | ||
| Hey, we all love Dancing with the Stars, but we also love The Wire. | ||
| There's a certain level of violence that is sexy to people. | ||
| I feel like making politics on a national level. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Into a squid game. | ||
| I didn't start it. | ||
| I didn't make it into a squid game. | ||
| I'm just showing up to the squid game. | ||
| Well, you're still complicit in it. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| And to your original question, yes, of course he has enough enemies to make it four years. | ||
| See, there we go. | ||
| Undoubtedly. | ||
| I'm saying, he's going to be too distracted to fuck up the actual country. | ||
| All we have to worry about, I mean, I don't have to worry about anything. | ||
| I'm not on TV being like, I don't like Donald Trump. | ||
| See, he won't even bother me. | ||
| Sure, we don't tweet much. | ||
| We'll just watch anchors disappear. | ||
| That is probably... | ||
| It'll be an interesting day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, we know that Alex is now on a they're-going-to-kill-Trump kind of kick. | ||
| Diet, Cokes, yep. | ||
| And so he brings up that with Roger. | ||
| I'm sure you saw MSNBC, CNN, because you're a NewsHound like I am, the original publications, the Business Insider, saying, what happens if Trump dies before the election? | ||
| They're now floating that as kind of a threat or kind of an idea of what they want to do. | ||
| I mean, I think Trump needs to understand, like Tucker Carlson keeps warning him, on this trajectory, everything fails. | ||
| What's the last thing you do as a political opposition when you're losing, but you're in control of the intelligence agencies and law enforcement? | ||
| Well, you try to kill the champion of the people. | ||
| So I know we don't want to bring this up, but they're bringing it up. | ||
| They're the ones making the threats. | ||
| That's what keeps me up at night is them killing Trump and then the aftermath of that. | ||
| Yeah, look, I agree with that. | ||
| I think they've used the occasion of the 60th anniversary of the murder of John Kennedy, the revelations by this 88-year-old former Secret Service agent Paul Landis, plus this shocking new documentary, actually reviewed in the New York Times what the Parkland doctors saw. | ||
| They're using all that media coverage, plus this new narrative, what happens if Trump dies? | ||
| Try to normalize people to the idea that that's a possibility. | ||
| Look, every single night when I say my prayers, I pray for the safety of Donald Trump. | ||
| Every Sunday at church, I light a candle for him. | ||
| He is our last, best hope to save this country and Western civilization. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, if somebody pardoned me out of prison, I'd light a candle. | ||
| I'd say I lit a candle. | ||
| Well, I mean, in public, yeah. | ||
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think it's a little bit much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Saving the country. | ||
| It's saving Western civilization. | ||
| The last chance is Trump. | ||
| I know, but man, staring down the barrel at eight years in prison and only having to do, what, like six months or something? | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| Fault Roger for saying things. | ||
| It's just expecting to be taken seriously. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| But then the other thing is, you don't need the media to acclimate people to the idea that Trump dying is possible. | ||
| He's an old man in bad health. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| What is it going to take for us to remember that being old, like being past 70 meant you were going to die any moment? | ||
| For a long time. | ||
| Especially if you're in poor health. | ||
| It can be a fatal liability. | ||
| Especially if the world watched you eat a shit ton of McDonald's against our will. | ||
| As Alex has told us, he gets a hundred bags of food delivered. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
| And randomly chooses a Big Mac. | ||
| It is like every nutritionist should have to, the first day that you sit down and have a talk with them, they should have to explain why Donald Trump's not dead. | ||
| Or they should have to go kill him. | ||
| Otherwise, what's the point of you? | ||
| There's no such thing as nutrition. | ||
| There's only why isn't Trump dead yet. | ||
| So your argument is that dietetics is disproven by the fact that Trump is alive. | ||
| By Trump's continued existence. | ||
| What about Kissinger living to a hundred, eating all those sausages and Jaeger wieners? | ||
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| That is true. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| So, Roger believes that Trump is the last chance to save Western civilization. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex needs to one-up him a little. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, I hate to use messianic parallels, but I'm not saying he's Jesus to be 100% clear. | ||
| I'm saying ripples of history repeating. | ||
| I don't want Trump to be killed, but if they murdered Trump... | ||
| That would only make our movement ten times stronger. | ||
| Are they that crazy, Roger? | ||
| You know, they seem to be unaware of the fact that just trying to lock him up because of all these fabricated crimes has turbocharged his campaign and turbocharged his movement. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| I feel like Alex was comparing him to Jesus. | ||
| Well, once you start saying the word messiah, anic, or messiah, any bassist in the messiah... | ||
| And then Jesus ripples through history. | ||
| If you put the word messiah in a sentence with a person, you are, by necessity, comparing... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I guess Trump is going to save us all, or something. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So Roger takes off. | ||
| Also, apparently he's writing a book about who shot Reagan. | ||
| And I think it's George H.W. Bush. | ||
| George H.W. Bush did everything. | ||
| H.W. is the one who's behind Reagan? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I'll take that. | ||
| That sounds fun. | ||
| That sounds like a fun little narrative. | ||
| So look for that book to come out soon. | ||
| I'm kind of excited. | ||
| So, yeah, Roger was teasing the book, and he's like, I don't want to give any spoilers, but take a look at George H.W. Bush. | ||
| Wait, you just spoiled the book. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex comes back, and he's like, I gotta get into the news. | ||
| I gotta do some news stuff. | ||
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| But look, why? | ||
| Why is it that I do such a bad job? | ||
| Now, I want to hit some really dangerous news here, folks. | ||
| And I want listeners to listen to me because I'm my biggest problem. | ||
| I'll have these crystallized thoughts that I know are absolutely right and that will explain everything to people from deep research and experience. | ||
| And then I listen to rebroadcast sometime and I never get to all of it. | ||
| And that's because I try to get to too many details instead of just making the big statement open-ended. | ||
| And then from there, going through all the evidence. | ||
| I tend to try to put on the evidence and then just make a quick summation at the end. | ||
| No, you should say what I'm about to present, and then we should walk through it. | ||
| But I made a real deep dive, deep, deep dive study of the New World Order and history and different elites and how they operate and what they want and what they're doing. | ||
| Here's what it comes down to. | ||
| There are fabulous technologies available right now and a lot of things that are being suppressed that are seen as disruptive technologies by the establishment that they don't want the general public to have because it will free up civilization even more and will be able to do even more incredible things and then they won't control the future. | ||
| Okay, so the point is that there's magic tech just being suppressed. | ||
| Yeah, there's magic that's being suppressed. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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| Didn't need the preamble. | ||
| I mean, yeah, that's fine. | ||
| I understand that he wrestles with how bad he is at conveying information. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I get that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But without that, this show does not work. | ||
| It doesn't exist. | ||
| His show is all about not getting to the point. | ||
| I mean, imagine the length, just viewing time, how much he would have to vamp to fill the amount of time he's not filling. | ||
| He says nothing forever. | ||
| I know. | ||
| And that's the point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I guess I would struggle with that, too, because, you know, you do listen back sometimes, I imagine, if you're Alex. | ||
| If he does, in fact, listen back, he probably is like, oof, ooh, that doesn't attract. | ||
| Yeah, I can't imagine doing that. | ||
| The point I was trying to make was this, and then I said all these other things that are unrelated, and then pretended that it all tied together. | ||
| I could do better than that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's why I don't mind being where I'm at, where if I listen back and I go, oh, can't believe that guy said that. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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| So, Alex, there's magic technology, right? | ||
| And it's being suppressed. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because that's the way that the globalists are able to maintain their control. | ||
| It would be too good for us. | ||
| We'd have too much free time. | ||
| And they're threatened by that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They're threatened by Renaissance. | ||
| They're threatened by dynamic societies because those will give rise to individuals and ideas and groups that will supplant. | ||
| The current ruling class, which you need to supplant ruling classes. | ||
| Even if they got there through hard work, it's time to move over every few generations and there's new blood. | ||
| Through hard work? | ||
| That's the essence of freedom. | ||
| It's why God put an expiration date on all of us. | ||
| Oh, that's why. | ||
| So you can move on to the next level that you've chosen. | ||
| And so others have a chance at the wheel. | ||
| So here's what I'm trying to get at. | ||
| The very selfish, selfish, cold-blooded decision has been made by less than 20 families to dumb people down, to turn us against each other, to poison us and make us so toxic and so stunned that we will then accept being depopulated by 90%. | ||
| This is what you say all the time. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| What is your big thing that you're building up to is... | ||
| The same thing you've said for 20 years. | ||
| Say Croatoa. | ||
| Let's do fun stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, why are we doing this? | ||
| It's so disappointing. | ||
| Yeah, of course 20 families. | ||
| Well, the 20 families part is an interesting wrinkle. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he couldn't back that up either. | ||
| Again, if there's a number on Alex's show, it's made up. | ||
| Well, I mean, but it's a little bit along the lines of the, like, oh, Bill Gates, he's not even in the top 15. Well, yeah. | ||
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| Exactly. | ||
| There's a tradition to this idea. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I like the good family. | ||
| I always like the good families that have controlled European society since, you know, 500 AD or whatever. | ||
| Those are always nice. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It does veer towards anti-Semitism when it's in Alex's world pretty quickly. | ||
| Sure, but I mean, when you stop and think about how funny it is for people to actually believe in that noise, you know, whenever you're like, okay, so if the same family's been in charge for like a thousand years, you know how many people... | ||
| That family is, like, are related to that family now. | ||
| Like, that family is essentially a million people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It works incredibly well when there is, like, really regimented and rigorous intermarriage. | ||
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| And stuff. | ||
| Yeah, like a royal family kind of shit. | ||
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| In public. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the extent to which, like, the Ford family has been, like... | ||
| Diffused. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Through marriages, or the Rothschilds. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| It's comical to imagine that these, even though there is institutional power that comes from, I'm not going to pretend that's not the case, but the idea that there is just 20 families that have decided to kill off humanity. | ||
| It's fun, I guess, in a conspiracy bong session kind of way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's just more of a condensing character, cleaning up the narrative, making things a little bit easier to understand. | ||
| What about the Council of Twelve? | ||
| See, but was that better? | ||
| You would rather have that than the Council of 358 guys who all have an equal say in the textile manufacturing industry. | ||
| Does the Council of Twelve exist within the 20 families? | ||
| Because they both have to exist. | ||
| Alex has said they're both real. | ||
| Are there eight families that don't have a voting... | ||
| Membership on the council. | ||
| Is it alternating? | ||
| Is it like the security council? | ||
| Is it like the Premier League after the season? | ||
| You have the chance for promotion or relegation based upon your council skills. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| These are all good pitches. | ||
| Based on how good your ideas were at dumbing down the population. | ||
| We'll give you a boost into the council. | ||
| I like that. | ||
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| This is good. | ||
| So they hate Renaissance because people will get, like, individuals will rise who are strong and challenge the power system. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, I hate it. | ||
| Even if we did get there by hard work on our own, I guess. | ||
| But they project their hatred of themselves. | ||
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| These elites, they hate themselves. | ||
| It's so weird whenever projectors project onto people who are projecting onto... | ||
| Projectors? | ||
| They hate themselves. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And therefore, they make you hate yourself. | ||
| And then they kill you with vaccines. | ||
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| Well, that's nice. | ||
| They so loathe themselves at a deep subconscious level. | ||
| For God so loathe the world. | ||
| That they're projecting their hatred of themselves upon us. | ||
| And they're not fulfilled because they're not standing up for the species. | ||
| But they're totally committed. | ||
| Twenty-plus million people are dead from the shots. | ||
| The Navy just released an official document that was secret. | ||
| It's been leaked, but they confirm it's real, that there's a 900-plus percent increase in heart failure in the Navy and similar numbers in the other branches of the military. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| So there's a video going around social media of a guy in a military uniform claiming that he found numbers that reflect these huge increases in heart failure in the Navy. | ||
| But these aren't numbers that have been made public, and no one's reviewed this at all. | ||
| It's just a guy in his Navy outfit saying all this stuff in a video that someone posted to social media. | ||
| But folks like Russell Brand and The Blaze have picked it up, and now Alex is catching the ball and embellishing the story out further. | ||
| Now it's not a guy in a video. | ||
| It's secret leaked report. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now it's not just the Navy, it's also other branches of service. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's important to recognize these techniques because they're the fingerprints of a liar and how Alex operates. | ||
| He takes some entirely flimsy story that no one has any reason to take at face value, and in order to boost his reporting of it, he adds details. | ||
| Alex needs to differentiate himself from all these other shitheads like Russell Brand and the Blaze who are reporting on the same meaningless shit that he covers, so he adds the InfoWars bump? | ||
| Boost? | ||
| Something. | ||
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| Alex used to do this with real things, like the MIAC report. | ||
| He would add layers onto something that is a real... | ||
| Now he has to just do that with memes, and that's pretty dark. | ||
| So I looked into it a little bit, and this is a guy who has a history of making a bunch of anti-vax claims. | ||
| So this remains to be seen. | ||
| But at this point, it's just more grist for the mill of the... | ||
| The anti-vax COVID conspiracy bullshit economy needs these constant hits in order to keep, like Alex has a bombshell every fucking week. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It all just gets forgotten and we're all supposed to be dead. | ||
| So many times. | ||
| So many times. | ||
| I mean, I understand why 900% is a great way to grab attention and all that stuff. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| It almost makes you feel like this person's being restrained. | ||
| Because he could have gone 1,000. | ||
| I mean, but it's like, it makes no sense to me how we're not past that kind of bullshit already. | ||
| Because we've all watched so many super intelligent, super qualified people freak the fuck out because there's a 15% increase in something. | ||
| And you're like, 15%? | ||
| I don't even know if that's a lot! | ||
| But if somebody says 900%, that's like a waterfall. | ||
| That's volcanoes exploding out of your home. | ||
| You would see a thousand percent increase in anything. | ||
| And if it's heart failure. | ||
| If it's heart failure, you'd be watching people fall every day, like walking down the street. | ||
| It would be... | ||
| Staggering. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The if-this-then-what kind of analysis fails pretty hard on this. | ||
| No, the number of people who are so staid and calm and collected, whenever they go, we've seen a 12% increase, as though it's terrifying, somebody's saying 900%, leave me the fuck alone. | ||
| Well, but that's because all those people who complain about 12% increases and things are in on the cover-up. | ||
| Ooh, that's a good point. | ||
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| It's so easy to get around your concerns. | ||
| I have terrible concerns. | ||
| So Alex is going to explain this rollout, how the globalists are going to roll their shit out. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Except he doesn't really, because he gets lost in the weeds complaining about people being confused about God giving us free will or some shit. | ||
| Well, that'll happen. | ||
| He has free will to get lost in the weeds. | ||
| I was going to say. | ||
| It's the safest course to fight this. | ||
| If this thing goes in, almost everybody's dead. | ||
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| And I'm going to play clips for you here in just a few minutes. | ||
| That tie into this, and I'm going to explain how the rollout's going to happen, how it's going to unfold, and the different layers to it. | ||
| The layers of the people implementing it, but also the layers to the attack. | ||
| Because we have the enemy blueprint. | ||
| God gives us free will. | ||
| God loves us and wanted to create creatures. | ||
| In his image, little G, not God's, but little G's, that's the Old Testament, says that. | ||
| Also Snoop Dogg's children. | ||
| We're not like the New Agers, oh, we are God. | ||
| No, we are not God. | ||
| We are experiencing God, interfacing with God, and are little G's. | ||
| Because we're made by God. | ||
| We're a little slice off the old block, a little chip off it. | ||
| I hate you so much. | ||
| We have to go through this to prove our worth. | ||
| And God gave us free will. | ||
| And God, in God's perfection, made the decision. | ||
| Is it immoral for God to create new entities that will have free will and will be able to grasp infinity? | ||
| Not control it or be omnipresent, but understand it. | ||
| Feel it. | ||
| Be it. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| Try it. | ||
| I will create new entities that will then henceforth continue on eternally, but they will be able to make decisions, and some will make bad decisions. | ||
| Is that bad? | ||
| And God, it is infinite. | ||
| It wasn't decided, no. | ||
| I will allow the existence of evil because I will allow the existence of freedom. | ||
| But, but, but, but, God gives us the manual. | ||
| What about it? | ||
| And sends us into the test. | ||
| With the answers and a cheat sheet. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| Revelation, all of it. | ||
| What a stupid God, then! | ||
| Leads, guides, and directs us. | ||
| Yeah, so the book of Revelation, I guess, is the cheat sheet guide. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think we're going to learn about the rollout. | ||
| I don't think we're going to get to those layers, and I feel like we're lost now. | ||
| Here's what I like about this. | ||
| Here's what I really like about so much of this kind of theology, is that it... | ||
| It, like, presupposes that I give a shit after the fact. | ||
| Do you know what I'm saying? | ||
| So, like, okay, fine. | ||
| God kills us all because he's God and he's got that whole thing. | ||
| Or, like, the globalists or the devil or whatever kill us all, right? | ||
| We're all dead. | ||
| Or the few of us are left. | ||
| Okay, so fine. | ||
| So what happens after we're all dead? | ||
| Does that guy just keep, like... | ||
| Rolling out? | ||
| Does God make new people? | ||
| Does God punish him and start all over again? | ||
| Right, like if the devil wins, what does God do? | ||
| Yeah, if the devil wins, is the guy like, fuck, and then moves? | ||
| Is this like a winner stays kind of competition? | ||
| I feel like that's impossible. | ||
| It has to be impossible, right? | ||
| Within the... | ||
| Right. | ||
| So for me, so many of these conversations are like, uh-uh. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I don't even care. | ||
| I don't care one way or the other. | ||
| If God is good, is bad, whatever. | ||
| If you say he's right, I'm on the other side just because I want to see what happens if the Supreme Creator can lose. | ||
| If the Supreme Creator can lose, then fuck yeah, let's ride it out! | ||
| If you can't, then why am I here? | ||
| Leave me alone. | ||
| It's staggering to imagine having a theological construct wherein God can lose. | ||
| Yeah, if God can't lose, then fine. | ||
| You guys have a great day. | ||
| But if God can lose, I'm on the devil's side 100%. | ||
| I'm not gonna go that far. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I understand where you're coming from. | ||
| I would just like Alex to get to the fucking point. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| That's why I daydreamed about what if God could be... | ||
| I understand that he has the free will to get into whatever he wants on his show, but sometimes... | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Yeah, we just really got to get to it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We're not going to get to it. | ||
| No. | ||
| God says, okay, I'm doing this, but I'm going to put guardrails up on the straight and narrow, and I'm going to be there every step of the way, and I please... | ||
| That's the opposite of what he wrote! | ||
| Please. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Yeah, you'll get ahead if you cheat up front, but you'll lose everything. | ||
| But I also gave you a cheat sheet. | ||
| Please join me in eternity. | ||
| I got big plans for you, but... | ||
| I'm going to give you the cheat sheet. | ||
| Please join me. | ||
| Please. | ||
| And God, by the way, has ordered the devil. | ||
| This is even in the Bible, New Testament and Old. | ||
| The devil goes in heaven and says, am I allowed to persecute this person, Job? | ||
| Job will turn against you if you take away his family and everything he's got. | ||
| Take that away. | ||
| Well, if you kill him, he'll turn against you. | ||
| It didn't happen. | ||
| Then God restored it all. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| And so that's key to understand. | ||
| I don't think you understand. | ||
| Is that the devil is an instrument of God. | ||
| God has allowed that. | ||
| To operate, to test us. | ||
| But God has also given us the cheat sheet of our conscience, of history, of common sense, of the Bible, and shows like this. | ||
| Shows like this. | ||
| Infowars is itself part of God's cheat sheet. | ||
| Also, I mean, the devil is an instrument of God, and so therefore God can't lose, because God's just messing with us through the devil. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You understand that if you're making that point, I don't even need to be here. | ||
| I can go somewhere else. | ||
| Yeah, gladly go somewhere else and not talk to you about this nonsense. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Again, you said that. | ||
| I get to go away now. | ||
| Bye. | ||
| And I do feel like... | ||
| In Alex's conception of things, God is messing around with this free will thing quite a bit. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| He is meddling to an extent where free will is no longer free. | ||
| What is fascinating about it is that this God is so confused that it almost makes me feel like that would be what a God could be. | ||
| If you could comprehend the infinite, which you can't. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| But if you could, it would drive you insane. | ||
| Alex has driven insane. | ||
| Well, see? | ||
| Maybe you would do shit like this. | ||
| Maybe once you get past the... | ||
| Once you're like, oh, the universe is flat, then you're like, fuck it. | ||
| Let's just see what happens if I make Alex go insane. | ||
| Alex is basically Dr. Manhattan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| He's bald. | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Here's what I'm going to do. | ||
| I'm going to make... | ||
| An 18.5 billion year light year long universe, but I'm only going to make it 17.5 billion years old. | ||
| They will get fucked up about it. | ||
| They'll have no idea what's going on. | ||
| And, get this. | ||
| What? | ||
| I'm going to choose for the guy who's the most important figure in all of human history. | ||
| Oh yeah, absolutely. | ||
| To be a shithead drunk in Texas who yells a bunch of nonsense on the radio and has a problem with life. | ||
| Oh my god, the devil's sitting there like, Jesus, man. | ||
| You are good. | ||
| Puff, puff, pass, devil. | ||
| So we get into a little bit of intergalactic space law here. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Always a good one. | ||
| I'm definitely on God's team. | ||
| I'm in soiled rags and feel like a joke in God's presence, but I'm on the team. | ||
| I made the cut. | ||
| I'm on the team. | ||
| You're on the team, too. | ||
| That's why you're tuned in. | ||
| But even the devil... | ||
| Has to follow God's rule of the cheat sheet. | ||
| And that's a primitive term for it. | ||
| It's not a cheat sheet. | ||
| It's that God tells us the plan, puts it in our spirit, and then even gives us temporal examples everywhere. | ||
| And that's why the globalists show you movies and TV shows and everything and tell you what they're going to do because they have to. | ||
| They have to tell you what they're doing in small print, but it's got to be there. | ||
| So they don't have free will? | ||
| Because God gave us a lifeline when God did this. | ||
| And that is so powerful. | ||
| That's the most powerful thing to understand. | ||
| And to understand God's plan. | ||
| Not God's mind, but to see God's plan from our primitive level. | ||
| It's God. | ||
| It's perfect. | ||
| Thank you for making me exist. | ||
| I understand you're going to lose a lot of people because of free will. | ||
| How do we save them? | ||
| And God says, you are going to save them. | ||
| Through me. | ||
| You're going to go warn them. | ||
| You're going to get them. | ||
| I did not apply for this job. | ||
| Son, I'm not Jesus. | ||
| You're not Jesus. | ||
| He was the Son of God, but we're archetypes of that. | ||
| Son, I need you to go save my other children. | ||
| You're there. | ||
| I put you there as a special ops in this operation. | ||
| I need you to go get them and save them. | ||
| I've given you all the skills. | ||
| I've given you the gifts. | ||
| I put you through the hell that you signed on to so you can be there for these people. | ||
| Now you understand. | ||
| You're in my mind now. | ||
| You understand how precious they are, the prodigal son. | ||
| So I don't get mad at God for how much energy he puts into the prodigal son because I've been the chosen son. | ||
| You've been the chosen son. | ||
| I've been the chosen son. | ||
| You've been with God the whole time. | ||
| God's telling us, I want you to go save the prodigal son now. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| That's our job. | ||
| Where are we headed? | ||
| We're God's cheat sheet. | ||
| That's what this show is. | ||
| Wait, now we're... | ||
| So it's completely clear so that people that decide to go against God know they did it and know they signed on to a losing operation. | ||
| So it's completely clear. | ||
| See, that seems fair for you. | ||
| You seem like you... | ||
| Almost stoked about it. | ||
| Yeah, you've signed on to a losing operation. | ||
| I have not, personally. | ||
| I don't feel like I'm going against God by saying Alex is full of shit and this is all nonsense. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I still retain some ability to be like, I'm going to make my decision about God on my own terms. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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I don't believe that Alex has any connection to, Yeah. | |
| This is his own internal struggle that he is clearly wrestling with. | ||
| See, I go the opposite direction. | ||
| I take on face value that every god exists, and I choose individually to tell them that I don't believe in them. | ||
| That's going to take you longer than Trump taking on all his enemies. | ||
| It takes a while. | ||
| But, you know, you start alphabetically, and eventually you'll get there. | ||
| I don't quite understand the intergalactic space law of it all. | ||
| I don't understand how that works here. | ||
| It makes me so mad. | ||
| So God's cheat sheet that he has given, that seems like it could be just about anything. | ||
| It's Infowars, the show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's our conscience. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It's all of these internal things. | ||
| It's the Book of Revelation, apparently. | ||
| And then it's also this weird one rule that the globalists have to tell you what they're doing. | ||
| I mean, you know, earlier yesterday... | ||
| I can't remember why it came up, but I was looking at these photos that the Russian probe sent back from Venus, from the surface of Venus. | ||
| We can't see it because it's surrounded by so much gas and the temperature's absurd. | ||
| It's so weird that there were rocks on the surface that just said the FCC is going to censor the internet. | ||
| It was very weird. | ||
| The intergalactic contract law. | ||
| But you do see the color, and then... | ||
| Then you have to stop and you have to realize, like, this is a different planet. | ||
| We sent through just bombs shit to another planet and had it send a picture back. | ||
| That is fucking astonishing. | ||
| And do you know what it looks like? | ||
| It looks like some fucking rock. | ||
| Planets are all just fucking rock, man. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Except for Saturn, which needs to be fed. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, it's like there's no mystery to... | ||
| It's just crazy that we can see all this shit! | ||
| Intergalactic contract law applies to Venus as well. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It is astonishing to look at those pictures and to be like, that is a different planet. | ||
| And then be like... | ||
| It looks like fucking Arizona. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Who gives a shit about Venus? | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| You got over it very fast. | ||
| I don't care about the majesty of creation. | ||
| It looks like Arizona. | ||
| What about going to Arizona? | ||
| Could I trick you into doing that? | ||
| I hate that even more. | ||
| I'd rather go to Venus. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So there is a hierarchy. | ||
| There is. | ||
| So, look, the devil, bad. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Hate him. | ||
| We're better than the devil. | ||
| And then Alex finally gets to the point, I think. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It would be evil if God just made us conscious and threw us in with the devil into a pit bull fight and watched us get our asses chewed up. | ||
| No, he gives us everything. | ||
| He gives us the enemy playbook. | ||
| He gives us the manuals. | ||
| He gives us the will, the looks, the energy, the repertoire, the spirit. | ||
| We're infinity more powerful than the devil. | ||
| He gives us everything and just says, will you make the right choice? | ||
| Will you join me? | ||
| I said, will you make the right choice? | ||
|
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Real simple. | |
| Alex? | ||
|
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Buddy? | |
| Buddy? | ||
| In more ways than one. | ||
| Elijah Schaefer's coming up. | ||
| They've already released new viruses, but the shots they gave us... | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Annihilating their immune systems. | ||
| There's record deaths everywhere. | ||
| They're now blaming it on mystery viruses. | ||
| Because, you know, the vaccine protection from COVID, but we don't know why you're dying. | ||
| And now they've got Fauci and Peter Hotez climbing out from under rocks, telling us disease X is about to kill everybody. | ||
| It's going to be 20 times worse. | ||
| Here's the headlines right here. | ||
| And new lockdowns are starting, and it's all back. | ||
| And then William Shatner. | ||
| William fucking Shatner. | ||
| Climbs out from under his rock. | ||
| That piece of shit. | ||
| And he says, we need King Charles to lead us out of this. | ||
| Is this the point? | ||
| You know, sometimes you just step back and you look at life and you go, it's 2023. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Knowing what I know now. | ||
| Clearly, eight-year-old me watching a rerun of Star Trek is going to be like, you know how important that guy is going to be to the king? | ||
| His herald. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| And he doesn't, like... | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| In the interview itself, the part that Alex plays, the interviewer brings up that you live in Canada, so he's your king. | ||
| And Shatner says, in a tone that sounds joking... | ||
| Hail the King. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think he actually is like, oh, everyone must follow King Charles. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| This is absurd. | ||
| So, Alex started this off by complaining about how he conveys information poorly. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And sometimes when he listens back to the show, he realizes, I should just get to the point and then lay out the information as opposed to what I normally do. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so, in service of that, he rambled about the devil and God and free will. | ||
| For a while. | ||
| For quite a while. | ||
| Sometime. | ||
| Explained it. | ||
| Intergalactic contract law. | ||
| Again. | ||
| Again. | ||
| And then seems to have gotten to the point in a very rushed fashion at the end, which is not the same point that he had before, which was magic technologies are being suppressed by the globalists. | ||
| And now there are already new viruses that have been released, and it's because the globalists gave you the vaccine, which killed your immune system. | ||
| So now you're going to get all these viruses, and it's the bioweapon. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's the point, I guess, that he rushed through there at the end. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I've got another point. | ||
| I've got a greater point, in fact. | ||
| I've got an even more impressing issue here, alright? | ||
| Is it about Shatner? | ||
| If God has given us all of this shit, then what fucking, you don't trust me? | ||
| He's giving me... | ||
| Fine, fine. | ||
| You give me the manual. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| But now I'm hearing that I've also got this advantage. | ||
| I've also got this advantage. | ||
| The repertoire. | ||
| And we've got guardrails up around the straight and narrow. | ||
| Man, what's the fucking point? | ||
| Am I even involved here? | ||
| I'm like a baby. | ||
| It's like playing Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze with Funky Kong. | ||
| It's like playing Doom on God Mode. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| It's pathetic. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't even... | ||
| This God is making me insulted. | ||
| He's condescending to us. | ||
| Also, when Alex is listing off all the things that we have, is repertoire like the number of songs you know? | ||
| What is repertoire? | ||
| Boy. | ||
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The repertoire. | |
| It depends on how many threats you are. | ||
| Are you a five threat? | ||
| Can you sing? | ||
| Can you dance? | ||
| Do you do a little soft shoot? | ||
| What are we talking? | ||
| Speaking of repertoire. | ||
| Repertoire. | ||
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Someone has a good repertoire. | |
| Who? | ||
|
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William Shatner. | |
| I have no idea why Steve Allen popped into my head. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's no Shatner. | ||
| No, he's no Shatner. | ||
| But William Shatner's not read into the whole thing. | ||
| He's told, everything's collapsing, we're the experts, everybody's about to die, let's do what we say. | ||
| He comes back a few years ago from a space trip and goes, hi, everyone's gonna die, the cataclysm, I'm so sad for them. | ||
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Do what the King of England says while we're all dead. | |
| He just did it again. | ||
| It's pathetic. | ||
| The man's a joke. | ||
| But he wants those life extension technologies they've got. | ||
| He looks better at 90-something than he looked 10 years ago. | ||
| Oh, they got some special stuff. | ||
| And that's why Jared Kushner says, I'm never going to die. | ||
| Ah, so maybe we are back to the life extension technology. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| But not really. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| So William Shatner is saying follow the king because he wants to keep sucking off that magic technology team. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| Well, I mean, his hair is better than ever. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Well, he's rich. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why does he need to do any of this, then? | ||
| Because he wants the life extension technology that the globalists will only give him if he tells everyone that they're going to die and they need to follow King Charles. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm going to throw this out at you. | ||
| Let me throw this out at you. | ||
| William Shatner telling me to follow the king is going to make zero difference. | ||
| Why would I follow the king because of Shatner? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't even think that would work with a major Star Trek fan. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Okay, okay, you've got the guy who played Captain Kirk. | ||
| Which is, I mean, that's impressive. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But really, to me, that's only important because it inspired Galaxy Quest. | ||
| Ultimately, at the end of the day. | ||
| You know, so... | ||
| Sorry, Shatner! | ||
| Get out of here! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, look, Alex in that last clip mentioned that Elijah Schaefer is going to be coming back. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Coming on the show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so Alex introduces him by having a barrage of headlines that Schaefer could respond to. | ||
| And his entry into the fray made me want to quit. | ||
|
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Uh-oh. | |
| What do you make just of the insaneness going on, Elon Musk? | ||
| Telling the, you know, globalists trying to intimidate him and bully him, F off. | ||
| William Shatner saying, prepare to die unless King Charles rules the earth. | ||
| We've got the U.N. saying, disease act, new lockdowns needed. | ||
| We've got the DOJ targets all Trump supporters on Twitter, demands a list of all users who retweeted, liked, or mentioned President Trump in giant totalitarian drag nets. | ||
| It's confirmed that Obama in documents set up a secret group in the government to try to overthrow Trump and censor and steal elections. | ||
| I mean, it's just, we're drinking out of a... | ||
| Firehose here, Elijah Schaefer. | ||
| Thanks for joining us. | ||
| Hello, Alex, and thanks for having me on. | ||
|
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I saw Beto O 'Rourke on the screen there a couple minutes ago. | |
| I haven't seen him. | ||
| I think he only pops up out of sulfur pits once every four years, right when the elections come. | ||
| Boo! | ||
| He's really interesting because I feel like he's sort of a reflection of what happens when you join the occult cabal and you start injecting baby foreskin stem cells in your face. | ||
| But once you hit 30, so the guy looks like he's both a 14-year-old prepubescent late bloomer and a 47-year-old geriatric patient meshed into one person. | ||
| It's very demonic, very sick. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, genuinely, Alex... | ||
| They've been saying for, you know, over 40 years that we're going to die in 12 years, and to be completely honest with the way the world's going, I wish they were correct. | ||
| I wish they were honest, because I honestly wouldn't mind exiting this earth a little sooner than later, if you know what I mean. | ||
| Hey, Alex, here's some fun riffing about Beto O 'Rourke, and hey, I wish I was dead. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Good start to the interview. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Two things. | ||
| One, humor. | ||
| Shorten it. | ||
| Cut out words. | ||
| Cut out words that you don't need and then it'll be funny. | ||
| Brevity is the call of the day. | ||
| Two, there are plenty of funny ways to say, I want to die. | ||
| I know I've said them all. | ||
| It felt like he did want to die. | ||
| That is a way that you say, I want to die. | ||
| I know, I've said them all. | ||
| Delivery not strong. | ||
| No. | ||
| Material not strong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The repertoire. | ||
| The repertoire. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would suggest he go back to some open mics. | ||
| Maybe hit two or three a night for a while. | ||
| So, I decided I was going to check out from this interview. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| After this next clip. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Which is the last clip we have. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| And it's Schaefer being a bit racist. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| While offering Alex a gift. | ||
| Now, keep in mind, this is a comedic bit that he's doing. | ||
| This is a comedic bit? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is Elijah Schaefer supposed to be funny? | ||
| You could have fooled me. | ||
| I was gonna say, like, it does have the feeling like he is coming into this with the expectation of, like, I am leading with humor. | ||
| Oh, he's trying. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, like, is he supposed to be a funny person? | ||
| Is he, like, a... | ||
| My understanding... | ||
| Look, I'm not a... | ||
| Elijah... | ||
| Elijah Schaeferist? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Schaeferologist. | ||
| Schaeferist? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| I'm not somebody who knows his deep lore. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| But... | ||
| My understanding of his brand is not that he is a humorist. | ||
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Okay, good. | |
| He's not somebody who's like an Alex Stein, who's like, you know, his whole thing is leading with I'm funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, Alex Stein is not funny, but that is the brand that he's leading with. | ||
|
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Right, right, right. | |
| That's the idea. | ||
| Yeah, but this kind of behavior, you know, it was like, okay, you're very clearly trying to incite people with racist shit. | ||
| You're trying to be a troll and act funny. | ||
| And I was very uninterested in it at this point. | ||
| No, well, I was going to ask you, speaking of Africa and groups that require a lot, I don't know if you, would you want a present if I sent you something? | ||
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Would you receive a present for me in Australia? | |
| I'm not in Australia, but... | ||
| Would you receive a present? | ||
| Because I literally got you a present for representation because right now we're in the era of people in other lands, other people desire to take everything. | ||
| And in Australia, we have the Aboriginal people here. | ||
| This is an Aboriginal doll. | ||
| With a hollowed out wooden stick that they use as an instrument in the clothing they still wear today, which is white paint and sackcloth. | ||
| And this is a gift from my co-host to you guys at InfoWars because the aboriginals also tell people in Australia that $40 billion a year of free money is not enough. | ||
| That the entire country of Australia and all the modern cities belong to them as well. | ||
| And so in order to keep up with diversifying and meeting diversity quotas at the Infowars studio, I'm going to go ahead and mail this to your producing staff. | ||
| So is that a didgeridong or what are those called? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, the didgeridong is what the gay aboriginals play. | ||
| The didgeridoo is what the straight aboriginals play. | ||
| I think he's heterosexual, so he's playing the didgeridoo. | ||
| Not the didgeridong. | ||
| You don't want to be caught with that. | ||
| Oh man, you're something else. | ||
| You are something else. | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| This is a bad start to an interview. | ||
| Yeah, you know one thing I was just thinking? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| I can't remember what context. | ||
| I was thinking of this a couple of weeks ago. | ||
| It was just like, one of the things that to me means funny, if that makes sense, in my career at least, was comedy and humor allowed me to go anywhere. | ||
| It didn't matter if it was a scary place for anybody. | ||
| If you're funny, you can walk in anywhere, even the most threatening bar where people have got knives pointed at your face. | ||
| If you're funny, you can walk in there and everybody will be like, let's have a drink! | ||
| That's what funny can do for you. | ||
| This is that evidence of not like, oh, humor isn't universal or anything like that. | ||
| This type of shit... | ||
| Closes doors. | ||
| It does. | ||
| This closes doors. | ||
| If this opened a door, you're way out of your mind. | ||
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It's a bad door. | |
| Yeah, it's a bad door. | ||
| You're out of your mind. | ||
| And, of course, that's not the preferred term. | ||
| First Nations is more preferred. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| Antiquated terminology. | ||
| But, also, here's the other thing. | ||
| You're talking about comedy and humor opening doors and what have you. | ||
| The other defining thing that I think about when I think about humor is it's not sweaty. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| Like, there's an ease that comes with humor. | ||
| Because it's fun. | ||
| Being funny is fun. | ||
| You enjoy it! | ||
| You don't have to, like, struggle through it. | ||
| It's not forced. | ||
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It is bit. | |
| So force! | ||
| It lacks charisma. | ||
| It's just awful. | ||
| I can't recall the last comedy show that I've been to where I was like, I really enjoy this. | ||
| It seems like he's having a terrible time on stage. | ||
| Well, I would say maybe... | ||
| I mean, I've enjoyed that. | ||
| Maybe a Stephen Wright. | ||
| Or like a Neil Hamburger, you know, that kind of thing. | ||
| That's a character, though. | ||
| Right, but that's what I'm saying. | ||
| A character should exist like that. | ||
| So now we introduce the possibility that Elijah Schaefer is playing a character. | ||
| I reject outright that possibility. | ||
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Is this anti-comedy and we're just not getting it? | |
| If that is a person capable of not being that, I would be shocked. | ||
| If you can say those words in order, that is who you are. | ||
| Yeah, and I will, you know... | ||
| Give him a little bit of leeway in that Alex is the worst scene partner in the world. | ||
| True. | ||
| So if you're trying to be funny in the context of being around Alex, you're probably going to be sweaty. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You're going to have to do a lot of lifting, but still. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Pro. | ||
| I wouldn't even try. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| I wouldn't even... | ||
| Yeah, that's what you would learn as a professional is like, nope, just don't even... | ||
| This is walking into a losing battle. | ||
| It's quicksand. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Comedy quicksand. | ||
| Comedy quicksand. | ||
| Murder sand. | ||
| So yeah, I decided this is a racist troll. | ||
| I'm not really interested. | ||
| And this wasn't about Kissinger. | ||
| So, again, you can't always get what you want. | ||
| You learn that with Alex. | ||
| And you say, we'll fight another day. | ||
| We had more than four clips about Kissinger, though. | ||
| So I'll take that as a loss on my mind. | ||
| And we had an attempt at an expert guest. | ||
| We did. | ||
| So that is something. | ||
| It didn't quite go exactly... | ||
| Down the straight and narrow path that God has protected. | ||
| To discuss Kissinger's legacy, we have Littlefinger on. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I mean, that would be an expert. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There is unique insight that you can get from having another shithead on. | ||
| There really is. | ||
| Unfortunately, it's not accessible publicly. | ||
| I think it would be really cool if you could get actual, like, what stone... | ||
| Like, in a completely neutral setting, no advantages or no info wars or anything like that. | ||
| Like, Stone, tell me real true stories. | ||
| I bet he's got some really interesting stories about fucking Kissinger. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| And I bet that his analysis of, like, how someone works in those spaces would be different than you would get from almost anybody else because of the... | ||
| No, it would be like, of all the people who would tell me about Kissinger, you know, thing, right? | ||
| Stone's the one whose information I'm going to use, if that makes sense. | ||
| Like, you can tell me about a story you had with Kissinger, but if Stone is telling me, like, ah, now, I know Kissinger does this, but we went out drinking and Kissinger said that he does this, I would be like, I will use that information. | ||
| The, um... | ||
| The hypothetical information that you would get from him, you would use. | ||
| Unfortunately, the interview didn't reach those heights. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| And we're left with Alex rambling about God and free will nonsense for a bit. | ||
| So anyway... | ||
| We'll check back in with Alex, see how he's doing. | ||
| So long as we have the free will necessary to do so. | ||
| And the repertoire. | ||
| I hope it doesn't get smaller, because theirs is getting... | ||
| I've forgotten some songs. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yes, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DCX Clark. | ||
| Here's another drop I haven't played in a while. | ||
| Thank you, Jordan. | ||
| Woo, yeah! | ||
| Woo! | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Hello, Alex. | ||
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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