#839: August 16, 2023
In this installment, Roger Stone provides a very unbiased critque of the newest Trump indictment and Alex pitches a theory that the Maui fires were a false flag.
In this installment, Roger Stone provides a very unbiased critque of the newest Trump indictment and Alex pitches a theory that the Maui fires were a false flag.
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | |
Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
knowledge fight. | ||
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Need money. | |
Andy in Kansas. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
Stop it. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
It's time to pray. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
You're on the air. | ||
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I love you. | |
Hey, everybody! | ||
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
I'm Dan. | ||
I'm Jordan. | ||
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
Jordan. | ||
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Jordan. | |
I have a quick question for you today, sir. | ||
What's up? | ||
What's Bright Spot? | ||
My Bright Spot today, Jordan, is a big one. | ||
What's that? | ||
That is that I got my passport. | ||
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Yeah! | |
Yeah! | ||
So we put the cart before the horse a little bit in terms of putting together this tour. | ||
Legally, you were not allowed to do the tour that we had put together. | ||
We believed at the time of making the decision that there would probably be enough time based on the stated turnaround times from the State Department of how quick you could get a passport. | ||
And so we were like, ah, fuck it. | ||
Let's do it. | ||
If I don't have my passport, maybe there's something else we could do. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Maybe there's an emergency option or something. | ||
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Terrible. | |
I got TSA pre-checked, my man. | ||
How dare you? | ||
It was anxiety-provoking. | ||
But, you know, in a rare big ups, I gotta say big ups to the State Department, it was quick. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It was surprisingly fast. | ||
We could definitely do the tour now. | ||
I mean, yeah. | ||
You know, cheers and jeers. | ||
The State Department made a lot of missteps. | ||
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Yeah. | |
In the past, agreed. | ||
Sure. | ||
This time, they got it right. | ||
They got it right. | ||
Under-promise and over-deliver. | ||
That's the way you do it. | ||
Now, does this make up for the sins of the past? | ||
Well, uh... | ||
Past secretaries of state like Kissinger. | ||
I was going to say, I was trying to figure out if Kissinger personally got this faster to you. | ||
Because that's the only way there's a mitigation. | ||
If so, I think he's still got a lot left to pay for. | ||
Yeah, that's true. | ||
But yeah, I'm excited to have that renewed. | ||
That's something I had always meant to renew and then just never got around to it because there wasn't cause for it. | ||
And I was living hand to mouth in a way that leaving the country felt like, well, that's never going to happen. | ||
Yeah, let's not worry about my passport right now. | ||
Exactly. | ||
Selling blood. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's a whole different world of concerns. | ||
And so, yeah, now I haven't been able to maybe take a trip or two here and there. | ||
I certainly bucket list, like to get over to Easter Island at some point. | ||
Of course. | ||
That's about it. | ||
I know. | ||
I know. | ||
You really want to go there. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Australia, we're looking at you. | ||
Sure, sure. | ||
We're coming. | ||
Definitely. | ||
Got to get Jordan's ass kicked down under. | ||
I need to be beaten up in all hemispheres. | ||
Yes. | ||
Kick Jordan's ass and take him out to the outback. | ||
Yeah, well, don't take me to the outback. | ||
I'm scared of a lot of things that kill you out there. | ||
Yeah, Dingo is going to team up with a gator. | ||
That's problematic. | ||
I'm more... | ||
Listen. | ||
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Scorpions. | |
Scorpions are the thing for me. | ||
They got the tail thing. | ||
They do. | ||
Spiders are scary, but spiders have teeth. | ||
I got teeth. | ||
We can work this out. | ||
Sure. | ||
You can bite each other. | ||
Scorpion? | ||
Tail. | ||
Nothing I can do about that. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Unbeatable. | ||
And it does seem unfair the way the tail works. | ||
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It's unfair! | |
Yeah, it's multi-directional. | ||
Yes, absolutely. | ||
Well, we'll keep you away from scorpions. | ||
So what's your bright spot? | ||
My bright spot, interestingly enough, Australia. | ||
I've been watching the Women's World Cup. | ||
I am a fair-weather football fan. | ||
It has been very, very enjoyable, and Australia had made it. | ||
They're hosting along with New Zealand, and New Zealand crashed out almost immediately. | ||
And Australia made it all the way to the semifinals against England, all right? | ||
And they made it to, I want to say, like 60 minutes, all right? | ||
You would say that those are the same team. | ||
Australia and England? | ||
Yeah. | ||
No. | ||
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What? | |
They still have the Queen on their money. | ||
Well, the Queen's dead. | ||
Sure. | ||
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Former Queen. | |
Anyways, yeah, they lost, but it was really fun. | ||
It was really fun, and they made it a lot further than anybody expected them to. | ||
Great, exciting game. | ||
Everybody had fun. | ||
What was the score? | ||
1-0? | ||
3-1. | ||
Wound up being 3-1. | ||
Sam Kerr, who was their star, she was injured. | ||
She couldn't play at all in the earlier stages. | ||
She's finally able to play in the semifinal, right? | ||
She's the star. | ||
Fucking comes up with the best goal I've seen in a long, long time. | ||
All right. | ||
Kicked it out from 30 meters or whatever. | ||
Flew up the goal center. | ||
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Ah, I'm trying to get it! | |
But it went over her hand. | ||
It was amazing. | ||
It was amazing. | ||
That's the equivalent of getting dunked on. | ||
100%. | ||
When there's a picture of you as a goalie diving and missing. | ||
And it's such a beautiful picture, too. | ||
That's like getting posterized. | ||
No, it's even worse, because the goaltender did such an amazing job. | ||
She's essentially wound up being photographed in a backflip, and her eyes are still on the ball as it hits the back of the neck. | ||
Just like this tragic... | ||
Can't say she didn't try. | ||
She tried everything she had! | ||
Yeah. | ||
Wow, that's fun. | ||
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Yep. | |
Very fun. | ||
Yeah, I wish I cared more about soccer, football. | ||
Association rules football. | ||
That's how we do it. | ||
Yep. | ||
But yeah, I just can't do it. | ||
It's fine. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You know what? | ||
But it's not like I like other sports instead. | ||
I know, no. | ||
I just, I have a passing... | ||
Why do you want to like... | ||
I don't know, people bond over it. | ||
But it's the same thing with, like, a ton of sports. | ||
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Yeah, I mean, that's kind of the whole thing. | |
I've enjoyed going to a bar with you and watching a sporting event, but, like, I wish I enjoyed the sporting event itself more so it wouldn't feel like I have to force myself into situations where we can, like, not just you and I, but me or anybody can bond over a sport. | ||
Yeah. | ||
No, I understand. | ||
Yeah, I mean, it's bonding and betting. | ||
That's what sports are. | ||
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It's for hanging out and for making money or losing a lot of it. | |
Yeah. | ||
I think a lot of my friends were pretty hardcore gamblers. | ||
See? | ||
Maybe... | ||
It seemed like something I couldn't get in on. | ||
Too many weird prop bets and over-unders. | ||
Oh, I can't do that. | ||
Yeah, so that kind of intimidated me away from the betting. | ||
Once you get into gambling nerds, then I'm fucked. | ||
I'm out. | ||
I can't do any of that. | ||
I did invent a stat that is entirely meaningless, but I gambled on it once. | ||
And that was called plumbles. | ||
Plumbles. | ||
And that's punts divided by fumbles in a football game. | ||
All right. | ||
I like that. | ||
Okay. | ||
I don't know what it tells you. | ||
But you set the over-under at like.3 or something. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Wait. | ||
I think that would actually... | ||
I don't know what that would mean. | ||
That would mean that there are a certain number of punts per number of fumbles. | ||
Yes. | ||
That is the stat. | ||
Yeah. | ||
That is it. | ||
Yep. | ||
So if you have more punts per fumble, either you are better at not... | ||
Fumbling the ball. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And punting the ball. | ||
But you're still losing the ball. | ||
But you're still losing. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yes. | ||
You're better at making it to fourth down. | ||
Right. | ||
Yes. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Correct. | ||
Right. | ||
That's a bad stat. | ||
I imagine it does tell you something. | ||
But my friends weren't keen on betting on it. | ||
I mean, I think it would almost do... | ||
I think it almost tells you the opposite of something useful. | ||
Probably. | ||
You know, like it... | ||
Because you don't want a... | ||
Bad. | ||
You don't want any. | ||
Yeah, the goal is to have zero of both. | ||
Right. | ||
And what if you have two punts and zero fumbles? | ||
Then it's impossible. | ||
Then it's infinity. | ||
Yes. | ||
These are the friends also who got deep into horse tracks. | ||
That'll happen. | ||
Yeah, that'll happen. | ||
For a bit. | ||
There you go. | ||
That'll happen. | ||
Boy, what a bummer. | ||
What a bummer of a scene over at the horse track. | ||
Dog track, excuse me. | ||
Not for me. | ||
So, Jordan, today we have an episode that also isn't for you. | ||
Not for anybody. | ||
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Oh. | |
It's bad. | ||
It's always bad. | ||
It is always bad. | ||
It's the present day. | ||
We're talking about August 16th, 2023, of course. | ||
Trump got indicted again. | ||
That's correct. | ||
Again. | ||
Racketeering on this one, though. | ||
Different charges. | ||
Mixing it up a little bit. | ||
What are we doing? | ||
What are we doing? | ||
We're all having a great time. | ||
I guess. | ||
What is this? | ||
Yeah, I feel like we're in a situation now with all of these indictments that, like... | ||
You gotta think something's gonna stick. | ||
I understand the nihilism of like, well, nothing ever works. | ||
Or nothing ever, there's no consequences ever for anything. | ||
But man, the odds, it seems like, of getting through this minefield seems low. | ||
It is, and apparently not even the General Lee can jump over this challenge, it seems. | ||
It's a sticky wicket. | ||
It does feel that way. | ||
God, you never know. | ||
Those Duke boys can get out of just about anything. | ||
That is true. | ||
Well, we'll see what happens, and today we'll see what Alex's response to all this was. | ||
But first, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
So first, Stuart P., thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you very much! | ||
Thank you. | ||
Next, the one true Bob. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you very much! | ||
Thank you. | ||
Next, Bongwater Jones. | ||
My wife, Erica, interesting spelling, A-R-I-K-A, thinks this podcast has made me weird. | ||
You're weird. | ||
Look at the spelling of your name. | ||
You're now policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Whoa! | ||
Editorialized a little bit. | ||
I'm sorry. | ||
You're about to get beat up in Australia. | ||
That's fine. | ||
That's fine. | ||
Next, happy City Hall wedding. | ||
Connor and Katie, you're now policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you very much! | ||
Thank you, and all caps on this one. | ||
A large gay rodent with an internet connection. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you very much. | ||
And, of course, insert random scat sounds. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you very much. | ||
And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much. | ||
Going out to all one word, although you capitalize the W in the middle of it. | ||
Intense wiggling. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a technocrat. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
I have risen above my enemies. | ||
I might quit tomorrow, actually. | ||
I'm just going to take a little breaky now. | ||
A little breaky for me. | ||
And then we're going to come back. | ||
And I'm going to start the show over. | ||
But I'm the devil! | ||
I've got to be taken over here! | ||
Fuck you! | ||
Fuck you! | ||
I got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit. | ||
Maybe today should be my last broadcast. | ||
Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. | ||
Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow and you never see me again. | ||
That's really what I want to do. | ||
I never want to come back here again. | ||
I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air. | ||
I'll be better tomorrow. | ||
He's not. | ||
So, Jordan, before we get into the episode proper, this is not Dreamy Creamy Summer. | ||
This is not Chilly Willy Winter. | ||
This is not a bright spot. | ||
This is not Spawn Con. | ||
But I got a little drink here that is weird, and I want to try it and see how it goes. | ||
This is Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Ultimate Edition. | ||
Zero Calorie Cola Plus XP Flavored. | ||
So this has got to be some kind of a game thing. | ||
Plus XP flavor. | ||
Yeah, this has got to be like a video game thing, right? | ||
You are earning experience points via this drink. | ||
You're fucking right, I am. | ||
All right, here we go. | ||
Experience points. | ||
We are seeing a plus four. | ||
I've had an experience. | ||
Yeah, it's very clear. | ||
The facial experience is one for me. | ||
It was interesting. | ||
There's a fruit to it. | ||
There's a fruit to it. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It feels like there's a peach. | ||
Okay. | ||
But it's not just peach. | ||
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Alright. | |
There's something else going on in there. | ||
The color red comes to mind, and peach. | ||
So it's a red peach. | ||
Yes. | ||
That tracks. | ||
Yep. | ||
Not bad. | ||
I mean, in terms of these Cokes that have been different, weird things, I don't want it more than I want Coke. | ||
Sure. | ||
Sure. | ||
Yeah, which seems like a, yeah. | ||
Yeah, it doesn't beat Coke, but it's fine. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's better than that one weird one. | ||
Yeah. | ||
What was that fucking one that tasted like a tobacco? | ||
Oh, I don't even want to remember it. | ||
So Alex starts out the show not talking about Trump's indictment, but instead talking about the fires in Maui. | ||
Yes. | ||
So we're going to begin here with the way Alex starts the show, which is Trump giving a little speech and throwing some shade around, and then Alex speaking his piece. | ||
And very importantly, the aftermath is going very poorly with the governor of the island, wanting to do nothing but blame it on global warming and other things that just happened to pop into his head. | ||
When asked about it today, as he was getting into a car, perhaps coming home from the beach, where he has been spending a great deal of time. | ||
Crooked Joe Biden, the most incompetent president in the history of our country. | ||
To say no comment is oftentimes fine, but to be smiling when you say it, especially against such a tragedy as this, is absolutely horrible and unacceptable. | ||
It is a disgraceful thing that Joe Biden refuses to help or comment on the tragedy in Maui, just as he refused to help or comment. | ||
On the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, for a very, very long time. | ||
In any event, hopefully everyone will be able to pull together so that a horrible situation does not get even worse. | ||
To the families affected, I give you my love and sympathy. | ||
Nothing can ever replace your loved ones, but you will always have the memories and will feel their great love surrounding and embracing you. | ||
Together we will continue to carry their legacy forward, and I love you all very much. | ||
Thank you. | ||
Heartfelt, powerful presidential message from our real president. | ||
Biden was asked about it and said, no comment. | ||
Our hearts go out to people that were sending aid. | ||
In fact, they're blocking aid coming in from private citizens and not bringing in federal aid. | ||
The governor, I video, announced they're going to steal the property and turn it into a smart city with Bill Gates. | ||
Okay. | ||
You cannot. | ||
Make this stuff up. | ||
Except he just did. | ||
Yes, you 100% can. | ||
I will say that it is maybe a fair criticism that Joe Biden hasn't talked enough about the wildfires in Maui in the past days, but what Alex and Trump are doing is playing games about a tragedy to score political points. | ||
It's just obvious. | ||
Let me read to you from a statement put out by the White House. | ||
Quote, That statement was released on August 9th, almost a week before this episode of Alex's show. | ||
Alex doesn't care about the fires or the people impacted by them, and to put it more sharply, he doesn't care whether Biden talks about them or not. | ||
What he cares about is following along with his team, and he sees his team saying Biden is ignoring the fire, so Alex dutifully repeats that message and exaggerates it further, making up shit about Biden blocking aid and what have you. | ||
Alex is a follower. | ||
He's not the tip of the spear rooting out lies and corruption. | ||
He's just a demagogue spouting the bullshit his strongman leader says to with his The governor of Hawaii, Josh Green, did not announce that they're going to seize all the land affected by the fires and make smart cities or some bullshit. | ||
What happened is that Green spoke out and gave a warning about scams that people often try to run after tragedies, exploiting desperation in the public response to it. | ||
Governor Green explored options with his attorney general about halting any sales of properties that had been damaged because residents had reported being approached by people who didn't live on the island who were posing as real estate agents and seeking to buy their property naturally for less than it would be worth under other circumstances. | ||
This kind of predatory behavior might be considered like an attempt at land grabbing, but what the governor did was speak out against it and seek legal means of protecting the public from it. | ||
Green did make a comment about unspecified areas of land that he said the state would buy before allowing private outside developers to come in and poach it. | ||
Right. | ||
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I can see how that could be seen by some people as an instance of state land grabbing, but I disagree. | |
I don't pretend to be an expert on it or anything, but I lived in Hawaii for a bit as a kid, and I can say that the public attitude toward outside developers is intensely hostile. | ||
I can't even really express to you how much it was instilled in me, even as a third grader, how much damage had been done by the big Japanese companies and the howlies like me coming in and buying land, developing it into things like a game. | ||
Mm-hmm. | ||
These developments didn't serve the public. | ||
In fact, locals are largely excluded from these luxuries, either because they can't afford the golf course or because they don't need to stay at a resort. | ||
They live there. | ||
The developments do, however, attract vacationers, which attracts businesses aimed at vacationers and specifically not aimed at locals. | ||
You see this distinction very clearly. | ||
If you go to Honolulu and walk around Waikiki Beach, that area, you see that glut of fancy restaurants and flashy shops, but then just walk six blocks towards the interior of the island and the picture changes entirely. | ||
The capital investment in the tourist area does not help the people who live in Hawaii. | ||
It solidly works against their quality. | ||
Yeah, no, it is. | ||
After having been there. | ||
And you remember, we're walking around this lavish beach area, and then we walk towards where I lived as a kid, and on the way, they're just like, huh, the only restaurant here appears to be, like, it's someone's house. | ||
I mean, I feel like the only thing that needs to be done with Hawaii is give it back, and then declare it protected. | ||
And let nobody fuck with it. | ||
Like a national park, but we don't own it because it's not our nation. | ||
I am not unsympathetic to Hawaii independence ideas, but I think I would defer to people there. | ||
And their perspective is more than I... | ||
No, but that's what I'm saying. | ||
I'm not saying like, oh, send him off. | ||
I'm saying that the locals are the people who live there. | ||
Yeah, but I also don't think that there's a universal consensus. | ||
Among people who are locals who live there. | ||
Of who is exactly local? | ||
No, about whether or not being part of the United States is preferable to independence. | ||
Sure, sure, sure. | ||
That I think there's mixed opinions on, but I think that there's far more... | ||
Unity in disliking outside investment coming in and completely changing the culture, changing the environment just for the sake of making money. | ||
No, it should be preserved as the... | ||
Perfect. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So I never saw any polling on this, but I can say that from my anecdotal experience, 100% of Hawaii's residents do not want more vulture developers coming in and transforming the islands into exploitative vacation spots. | ||
You could see a governor saying he would explore the possibility of the state buying land before letting developers buy it as him being a tyrant. | ||
Or you could see it as him doing what he was elected to do, which is serve the interests of the public. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And it's not like he was saying we're going to buy up the land and make it all ours. | ||
He's talking about have family housing on it and stuff. | ||
No, that is what you should be doing. | ||
That's what we should all be doing. | ||
If the alternative is these awful companies coming in, then yes, the state is preferable to that. | ||
Preferable to all of it is that fire not happening, but we don't get to choose that option. | ||
The idea, essentially, is that... | ||
The people own it, right? | ||
Not an outside developer. | ||
And the government is a manifestation of the people. | ||
And the will of the people. | ||
In the perfect circumstance. | ||
I mean, it is the functional idea that the government should act as though the entirety of the people had chosen to do a thing. | ||
Right. | ||
You know? | ||
It's unfortunate that we don't even consider that as a possibility. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I love Hawaii. | ||
I love Maui, even though I've only been there once. | ||
There's an old Hawaiian saying, Maui no ka 'oi, which means Maui is the best. | ||
It was traditionally like a boast and chant that islanders of the past would say to show their pride. | ||
But when I visited, I remember feeling it more like, yeah, man, Maui is the best. | ||
From Haleakala to Kahakaloa, it's just the best. | ||
And obviously, our hearts go out to all the people there who are affected by this tragedy. | ||
And, you know, I have the utmost faith that people there will be able to... | ||
To recover and get back on track. | ||
It's just really, really disgusting to hear Alex and Trump and the way that they're operating in the aftermath of this. | ||
Yeah, it is... | ||
It has been very, very lovely not hearing that as the, like... | ||
The news putting out what the president says, you know? | ||
Like, not hearing Trump be like, hey, we're saying sad things. | ||
I'm real sorry for that. | ||
Biden can go fuck himself. | ||
I hate these people. | ||
Everybody's mean to me. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Something about Hawaii. | ||
I hope everybody feels better. | ||
I love you. | ||
I could have stopped the fire. | ||
Totally. | ||
If there was a Republican governor. | ||
Like, oh, we used to have to hear that shit all the goddamn time. | ||
And now people are trying to make it happen again. | ||
It's annoying. | ||
Indeed. | ||
Yeah. | ||
So, Alex, you know, he went to Hawaii recently. | ||
Remember one of his many vacations? | ||
He did. | ||
He was doing that scouting out of Zuckerberg's mansion. | ||
Yeah, he was a spy. | ||
Yeah, but apparently he did some other things while he was there. | ||
Now, I was just in Hawaii for two weeks in Kauai and also in Oahu. | ||
And obviously I'm well known, so I got invited out by the Hawaiians several times. | ||
And I got a chance to hang out with some of the leaders. | ||
I'm sorry? | ||
And they all got little ancestral pieces of property right on the beach where they're being offered $20 million, $100 million, for even two, three, four acres. | ||
And there's dozens, I said dozens, more than 100 millionaires that have moved out there. | ||
And that's all the locals told me about when I went on a fishing trip and things like that, was how horrible they are and how they're stealing all the property. | ||
And how they're waging war on them, and how they burn them out. | ||
And so the governor now said, oh, we're not giving the people their property back, which is the cultural center is where the fire happened. | ||
That's where the Hawaiian royal family lived for thousands of years. | ||
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Thousands of years. | |
It's Tahitian culture that arrived there about 2,000 plus years ago. | ||
Talk about incredible mariners, seamen, and they're just taking it. | ||
So if it's property that is yours, a fire being there doesn't remove that from being your property. | ||
It doesn't just automatically be like, ha ha, there was a fire. | ||
It's now not yours anymore. | ||
Second, if he's talking about something like where the palace there used to be, then that's public land already. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So, I don't know what he's talking about. | ||
And also, I don't believe this dude for a second. | ||
Not a single second do I believe that he was hanging out with local Hawaiian folks during his vacation. | ||
Not that he was supposed to be there with scouting out Zuckerberg, not embedding himself in the independence movement. | ||
That's something he would be against. | ||
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Yeah. | |
No, that's absurd. | ||
Their ideology, I think, is diametrically opposed to Alex, because he's a major part of the problem that they're up against. | ||
He yells about 1776 all the time, and he believes in unrestrained capitalism and conquering the moon and shit. | ||
Listen to what he even made up. | ||
He was like, oh, these people are being offered $10, $20, $100 million to do this. | ||
He's saying that the government shouldn't step in to block land developers. | ||
Yes. | ||
Pointing out that land developers are trying to steal their land. | ||
Exactly. | ||
You know? | ||
Exactly. | ||
Yes. | ||
He is of the mind that the people who are making these developments, building these golf courses... | ||
They're the ones doing all the good! | ||
Yes, they're the ones who should not be... | ||
It's ridiculous. | ||
Yeah, it's absurd. | ||
He has zero problem also, Alex, with colonialism done by white people. | ||
And he would never support a Hawaii secessionist movement and... | ||
If he were to ever meet a lot of these Hawaiian people, he would think that they were demonic racists. | ||
Yes. | ||
Because they have a very, like, obviously not every Hawaiian person, but a lot of Hawaiian people don't have very positive feelings towards white people. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Due to a fair amount of colonial history. | ||
So I think that the first person who called him a Howley, Alex would probably turn the page on all the islands. | ||
Okay. | ||
Let me throw this out at you. | ||
Uh-huh. | ||
If Texas does secede, like Alex wants, do they then invade Hawaii so Alex has somewhere to go? | ||
Because if you secede, if you're Texas and you secede from the Union... | ||
You don't just get to go to the rest of the places. | ||
If you have a passport, you do. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I don't know if we're allowing Texas into... | ||
I kind of don't want to allow Texans into our border. | ||
I think we need a travel ban. | ||
This is a whole other conversation. | ||
Okay, fine. | ||
Whether or not you allow border crossing from the theoretical Republic of Texas. | ||
Sure. | ||
Yeah, I don't know. | ||
Maybe. | ||
I think that it's not the most direct route. | ||
It's harder to get there from Texas. | ||
I think that Alex likes Barton Springs and some of those, you know, Texas coasts. | ||
There's some nice stuff. | ||
There's enough beach there. | ||
There's pretty nice stuff. | ||
So the area that was affected by the fire that Alex is talking about is called Lahaina. | ||
One of the great features of the area is a big banyan tree is meant to represent where King Kamehameha's first palace was after he united the islands into the Kingdom of Hawaii. | ||
The capital wasn't there for very long, though. | ||
It moved to Honolulu, where it's arguably, there's more history that relates to a united Hawaii there pre-United States taking over. | ||
Things like Liliokalani's rule and what have you. | ||
When Alex says that the Hawaiian royal family lived in Lahaina for thousands of years, that's just horseshit. | ||
as one kingdom until 1795, and the last monarch, Liliokalani, was deposed in 1893, less than 100 years later. | ||
That's the history of the United Kingdom of Hawaii. | ||
There was only a Hawaiian royal family for that long. | ||
After that, it's mostly been a territory or a state, and prior to that, you had a bunch of people who were in charge of an island or parts of an island. | ||
It was not united until Kuma. | ||
Kamehameha conquered. | ||
Yeah, that one blew me for a sec. | ||
What was that? | ||
That Hawaiians have been there for thousands of years! | ||
I mean, I don't know quite where we... | ||
Well, you could... | ||
People lived there. | ||
Yeah, saying that there was a Hawaiian royal family there for thousands of years is... | ||
That's absurd. | ||
Yes, that's nonsensical. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
And the origins of the Hawaiian people is more complicated than just people from Tahiti came to the islands. | ||
The Tahitian immigration was the second wave of people who arrived, which was hundreds of years after Polynesians from the Marquesas Islands got there. | ||
It is fair, however, to say that the early inhabitants of Maui were predominantly the folks from Tahiti. | ||
So if Alex were just specifically talking about Maui... | ||
Then, yeah, you could make an argument that Lahaina was a seat of power within Maui and that the people there were mostly from Tahiti. | ||
So some of this stuff would work for Maui, but not for Hawaii. | ||
Well, that's interesting. | ||
I'm learning. | ||
I appreciate that. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Thank you. | ||
What fun. | ||
Isn't that way better? | ||
What fun to force this from Alex's bullshit. | ||
Yeah, isn't that way better than just being like, yeah, I'll make up some history that makes sense, kind of. | ||
Like, no, that's fun. | ||
It takes a little more effort, which is why Alex doesn't do it. | ||
It just says bullshit like this. | ||
Emergency services stood down. | ||
Dozens of fires started instantaneously, just like we've seen in California and all over Canada. | ||
We have satellite footage of California, Canada, other areas where you just see instantly over miles, sometimes 200 miles long, just instantly, fire start everywhere. | ||
So yeah, it's a false flag. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yep. | ||
False flag. | ||
False flag. | ||
Yep. | ||
So, obviously, that must mean that the governor wanted to seize this land, so they set the fires in order to be able to seize this land. | ||
Right? | ||
I mean, like, that's the conspiracy. | ||
Well, I mean... | ||
If this makes any sense. | ||
But then it doesn't make sense for Alex to be mad at Biden for not releasing a statement or whatever, because it's clearly Biden's plan to do this. | ||
Well, it's tacky to not release a statement, even though he did days earlier. | ||
Well, I mean... | ||
But he also apparently set these fires himself. | ||
Well... | ||
Oh, look, the globalists have a lot of different operations going. | ||
I feel like they need to have more and better internal communication because there's a lot of stuff going on that seems like it could be in conflict. | ||
This is also really stupid because if the plan is just to kill all of us and sacrifice us to Saturn, then you can have that land after that. | ||
Sure, yeah. | ||
You don't need to do this. | ||
You can take our stuff after you kill us. | ||
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Right. | |
This plot is entirely unnecessary unless it's just like... | ||
For fun, I guess. | ||
Yeah, I mean... | ||
Which is the argument I think Alex would make. | ||
Like, they like doing stuff like this. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Right? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Stupid. | ||
Yeah. | ||
So, Alex talks a little bit about the Hawaiian Islands here, and I think... | ||
Pay attention. | ||
He's a little bit off on some of this. | ||
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Okay. | |
It was a dry hurricane. | ||
You've seen the high winds. | ||
50, 60, 70 miles an hour. | ||
That blew in, and then all over the rest of the line, because it hit the big island. | ||
Kona right next to it, and then it hit Maui. | ||
Kona's the most... | ||
Easterly. | ||
Most westerly is Kauai, but it's really in the middle of that zone turning over, so you can see it as the perspective of... | ||
It's the most... | ||
Westerly, but it depends on your perspective, but it's the island... | ||
What? | ||
...second closest to the mainland west coast. | ||
Goes Kona, and then it goes Maui, and then it goes Wahoo, and then it goes out... | ||
To Lanai and Kaliah. | ||
And then, of course, there's a forbidden island that literal seafaring Amish bought from the king hundreds of years ago. | ||
And then there's an Amish Hawaiian community with no electricity out on the other island that you can only go to on day hunting trips by helicopter. | ||
Is that true? | ||
If I ever get a chance to go out there, I'll do it. | ||
Me too. | ||
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Just to be able to... | |
Talk to those folks. | ||
I'm just stunned right now because this is just insane. | ||
Yeah, it is. | ||
Alex is a little messy on that order of islands. | ||
By that I mean he's totally off. | ||
He's also including Kona in his list, which isn't an island. | ||
But it's a place on the Big Island. | ||
Right. | ||
In Hawaiian, Kona is a word that means leeward, or the dry side of the island. | ||
And most of the islands have a town or a city with the word Kona in it. | ||
But Kailua Kona is on the Big Island. | ||
It's the one that's the most well-known. | ||
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Right. | |
So people just call that Kona. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But Alex, calling the island Kona is weird. | ||
Yeah, that's very strange. | ||
So the Big Island is the most eastward. | ||
And then comes Maui. | ||
To the south of Maui is Kaholui, which is uninhabited. | ||
No one lives there because there are no sources of fresh water and because there's a lingering fear of unexploded bombs that were dropped there during testing. | ||
Sure. | ||
I mean, sure, you think back to the 50s and you say, yeah, we shouldn't have dropped so many nuclear bombs all over the place. | ||
But then you go, where else were we going to get glow-in-the-dark toothpaste? | ||
Yeah, so no one can live there. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Smart. | ||
But, I mean, maybe you wouldn't want to live there anyway because, you know, lack of sources of fresh water and what have you, but whatever. | ||
The water is somehow more important than the bomb, strangely enough. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
And then there's Molokai. | ||
It's an island that has some tourism and agriculture going on, but is probably best known for being home to a giant leper colony where people with leprosy were sent essentially to die. | ||
And that gave the island a little bit of a stigma that still lives in people's minds. | ||
But it's a pretty nice island. | ||
I'd like to go there at some point. | ||
I mean, we don't still send lepers there. | ||
We can... | ||
Yeah. | ||
But there is still like a... | ||
I don't know. | ||
I remember when I lived there, there was a feeling of like the spirit of that. | ||
Colony is still existing there. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
I also remember there being the rumors around the school where you're like, that's an island you can't go to. | ||
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Right. | |
They'll let you go there. | ||
The ghost island. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, gotcha. | ||
But that is not correct. | ||
Silly. | ||
South of Molokai is Lanai. | ||
This is probably, it could be the island that Alex is thinking about with the Amish. | ||
I'm not entirely sure. | ||
But it was actually Mormons. | ||
And they weren't given this land. | ||
They were just granted a lease. | ||
At least over a parcel of land. | ||
The guy in charge of that group, Walter Gibson, would expand his holdings until he owned most of the island. | ||
They were involved in agriculture and through a chain of sales, this is a real yada yada yada thing, but eventually Dole Foods ended up owning the island. | ||
Because they owned basically the entire island, it was possible for Larry Elson, the CEO of Oracle, to buy the island, which is an absurd concept, and exactly the outcome that the present-day resistance to predatory development seeks to avoid. | ||
So that Lanai is basically owned by the CEO of Oracle. | ||
98% of the island, 2% is owned by the Hawaiian government. | ||
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Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. | |
And that probably wouldn't be possible if it hadn't been for that early consolidation of ownership of the island that went on down through companies to Dole. | ||
Right, right, right, right. | ||
Yeah, aye, boy. | ||
You know, when you hear that some guy owns an island, you remember that all of this is pretend, and boy. | ||
Boy. | ||
Defenestration, my man. | ||
So then there's Oahu, and I'm going the order from east to west. | ||
East to west. | ||
And then there's Kauai. | ||
The forbidden island that Alex is talking about is Niihau, and it might be the Amish people he's talking about. | ||
So a woman named Elizabeth Sinclair bought it from Kamehameha V in 1864, and no one can go to that island except government officials. | ||
There's some military people who are allowed because there's an installment on the island, though not active. | ||
It's not like there's people stationed there. | ||
Right, right, right. | ||
But some military people can come. | ||
Her descendants are allowed to go, and then people they invite. | ||
That's it. | ||
They have a lot of involvement in conservation, but they do allow some people to come for safaris. | ||
Sure. | ||
Some hunting, but it's very limited. | ||
And I don't think they'd like Alex much. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
Boy, I really don't think we should let apes own land. | ||
I don't think that's good. | ||
I think we should recognize that we're all still apes and we shouldn't own land. | ||
And we should go back to the trees! | ||
It's a lot of conflict with the feelings around it. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Especially with something... | ||
And I don't know why it is different, but I feel like with Hawaii, it's so limited, the amount of land. | ||
And the cultural history is so rich. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And the... | ||
Ownership of it is a history of exploitation and theft. | ||
I mean, yeah. | ||
It is colonialism in a nutshell. | ||
And it has always been. | ||
It's almost like Hawaii is a fucking thermometer for how much colonialism is going on at any given point in time. | ||
So we jump off the topic of the Maui fires, and Alex gets into the indictment a little bit. | ||
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Right. | |
Because he's read it. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He's totally read it. | ||
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All of it. | |
He has a reaction. | ||
Every bit. | ||
Roger Stone joins us in 30 minutes to talk about the indictment. | ||
I've read the indictment this morning, and all I can say is, whoa, this is the globalists cementing their coup over the United States. | ||
That's why George Soros has put in over 900 district attorneys and county attorneys. | ||
Thousands of judges in jurisdictions where they're elected, like Texas. | ||
He has 22 of the state attorney generals, and the globalists have control of the federal Justice Department. | ||
This is total next-level election stealing by indicting four times the leading candidate who would win in a landslide today. | ||
Yeah, man, you can't punish somebody for crimes that they committed if they're gonna run. | ||
Yeah, I mean, well, you won't know if they've committed those crimes unless they become or don't become president. | ||
Sure. | ||
What if that was murder? | ||
Well, I mean, if he's going to become president, you gotta let him murder a guy or wait until after his turn. | ||
Or else it's election meddling. | ||
It is! | ||
I suppose you could consider you being a murderer election meddling. | ||
It certainly... | ||
Like, Trump is meddling with his election via crime committing. | ||
Right. | ||
Yeah, he definitely has meddled in his own business. | ||
Yes. | ||
He made choices, and these are the outcomes of those choices. | ||
Boy, you're fucking indicted. | ||
Also, I heard Roger Stone was going to be on to respond to this, and my only reaction was, whoa. | ||
I was just blown away that Roger, someone who's probably scared. | ||
How can you get Roger these days? | ||
He's a git. | ||
I think he's got to probably be a little bit worried. | ||
He was pretty involved in pushing the elector stuff. | ||
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He did all the crimes! | |
He did the crimes! | ||
If I were him, I would be getting my affairs in order. | ||
I don't understand. | ||
I get that you don't think you're committing a crime. | ||
Right. | ||
Right. | ||
I recognize that. | ||
But once you realize that everybody else does and you're not going to win that fight, you got to run, right? | ||
You got to go. | ||
There's no reason for Roger Stone to stay around and get in prison again. | ||
Well, he's technically not a citizen of the United States. | ||
He has his own sovereign territory called the Stone Zone. | ||
That is true. | ||
He does bring the Stone Zone with him, like Dracula in the dirt of his home country. | ||
Yeah, I mean, if I had to guess, I would think that he's really, really hoping that Trump wins and somehow all of this goes away or something. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Pardon state offenses. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But, like, I mean, there's a lot of stuff that Trump did that you can't do. | ||
Yeah, you know, actually, I'm at the point now where everything's so terrible. | ||
I just want us to... | ||
Here's what I want. | ||
I want things to end the right way. | ||
All right? | ||
And that is with Trump getting elected, then being convicted of all of his crimes, and sentenced to the rest of his life in prison. | ||
And then him pardoning himself, and then we all go fucking nuts. | ||
Because what happens next? | ||
That's not okay. | ||
We all know that instinctively. | ||
You can't pardon yourself of a crime you committed. | ||
We all know that. | ||
The human race fundamentally knows that. | ||
And yet, there will be a not insignificant portion of the population who believes that he was just to pardon himself, whether or not he does it. | ||
Nixon said if the president does it, it's not a crime. | ||
Exactly. | ||
And if he's the rightful president right now, nothing he's doing now is a crime. | ||
But here's the other thing. | ||
If he is the rightful president right now, he should not be able to be elected for a third term. | ||
Well, arguably. | ||
Because of the fake impeachment and stuff, he didn't even have a first term. | ||
He didn't even have half a term. | ||
So he wins in 2024. | ||
That's actually his first term, technically. | ||
I mean, let's just be, why can't we all just be like, listen, if Trump wins, he's president for life. | ||
We all know that's how this is going to go, so that's the vote, okay? | ||
One or the other. | ||
I mean... | ||
Stop it. | ||
Let's stop pretending. | ||
Gross. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So, look, Trump, sure. | ||
He tried to have a fraudulent slate of electors. | ||
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Sure! | |
Sure. | ||
Tried to bully people to accept these slates. | ||
Sure. | ||
Free speech. | ||
But the Democrats do that all the time. | ||
They're inditing him for organized crime racketeering for trying to create alternate delegates, something Democrats have done over and over again. | ||
Barack Obama did it the second time he ran for president in Hawaii. | ||
JFK did it. | ||
Was getting ready to do it. | ||
This is just simply amazing. | ||
Democrats did this when Al Gore lost. | ||
Probably had it stolen. | ||
I don't like Al Gore. | ||
It looks like... | ||
They didn't steal it. | ||
Oh, man. | ||
If Alex is worried about how Gore had the 2000 election stolen, he should take that matter up with Roger Stone. | ||
Oh, what do you know? | ||
Roger's on later in the show, so Alex could totally ask him what he was up to during that election and during the ensuing chaos. | ||
I bet he has some interesting answers. | ||
Probably best not to do that, lest you reveal that stopping the steal was always double talk. | ||
Oh, don't make that too clear to your audience. | ||
Roger, you've successfully stolen one election. | ||
What's it like to lose? | ||
So those examples Alex uses are not analogous or real. | ||
It just doesn't make sense. | ||
Why would Obama need to get an alternate slate of electors for Hawaii in 2012 when he won the state with over 70% of the vote? | ||
Alex says that JFK was, quote, getting ready to do it, which means nothing. | ||
JFK was killed in November 1963, a full year before the next election, so that would have to be some massive advance planning on his part. | ||
I mean, he's better than the globalists. | ||
He puts the time in for the plan. | ||
What is he talking about? | ||
Nothing. | ||
He's talking about absolutely nothing. | ||
Of course. | ||
And it's fun for me now, like, truly to be beyond this thing. | ||
You know, like, okay, here's what you're doing. | ||
You're saying, Trump did all this stuff. | ||
Well, Democrats do it too. | ||
Fine. | ||
Let's get them all. | ||
You know? | ||
Fine. | ||
Cool. | ||
Fine. | ||
I'm with you. | ||
Trump. | ||
Obama, all of them. | ||
Line them up! | ||
Were that the case, that they are all doing the same thing? | ||
I'm on it. | ||
By all means. | ||
Go for it. | ||
Please. | ||
I'm sick of all of them. | ||
If people are committing crimes of fraudulent electioneering and stuff, then they're subverting democracy. | ||
I don't care whose party they're in. | ||
Get them out! | ||
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No! | |
Get them away from here! | ||
It's not complicated. | ||
No! | ||
Everyone knows that you cannot pardon yourself of a crime. | ||
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We'll see. | |
And yet we are somehow still questioning it. | ||
We'll see. | ||
So Alex talks about the DA that is pressing these charges on Trump. | ||
And this is definitely... | ||
I was going to sarcastically say it's not racist, but it is. | ||
The Soros DA that dates a gang member in cases she's over. | ||
Yeah, she's mobbed up. | ||
Violent gang leader. | ||
Thug. | ||
She's a thug. | ||
Yeah, so it's very clearly an attack that Alex is making and language that he's using because D.A. Fanny Willis is a black woman. | ||
It's very racist. | ||
Had no idea. | ||
And again, it's an example of Alex being a loser follower. | ||
On August 8th, Trump was giving a speech and he said, quote, they say there's a young woman, a young racist in Atlanta. | ||
She's a racist. | ||
And they say, I guess they say that she was after a certain gang and she ended up having an affair with the head of the gang or a gang member. | ||
And this is the person that wants to indict me? | ||
She's got a lot of problems. | ||
that Willis is a racist, nor that she had an affair with a gang leader. | ||
This is just racist-coded bullshit that Trump was throwing out to smear the people who were attempting to hold him accountable because he knows that his audience loves racist bullshit. | ||
This is pathetic. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You know, I'm kind of disappointed that I think that would be a very romantic story. | ||
The DA and the gang leader finding out they've got a lot more in common than they expected. | ||
They felt that spark, you know? | ||
As long as you recuse yourself from the case and step away, then it is a gorgeous story. | ||
If they're allowed to make a romantic comedy where the son of the president and the son of the king fall in love... | ||
Then we get a DA and a gang leader. | ||
Sure. | ||
I think that counts. | ||
One day. | ||
I think that counts. | ||
It can be our next West Side Story adaptation. | ||
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Yeah! | |
So, Roger comes in. | ||
Uh-huh. | ||
He has some stuff to say. | ||
And... | ||
meh. | ||
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In the 45 years plus I've been in American politics, I've never seen anything quite like this. | |
Does Yes, you have. | ||
You did it. | ||
Like, obviously I don't agree with Roger's assessment of stuff, but I could imagine a world where Trump just shut the fuck up and, like, tried to not keep riling his followers up and disrupting things and, you know, that may be... | ||
People wouldn't be so aggressively... | ||
But here's the problem. | ||
That counterfactual reality involves him not doing the things he did to try and get the 2020 election overturned. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So you can't really have it both ways. | ||
No, I mean, not just that. | ||
I think if he hadn't done the things he did, he wouldn't be getting indicted. | ||
But he's getting indicted for the things that he did. | ||
Right. | ||
So that's the issue. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I mean, the problem with him... | ||
Roger's gonna fucking turn me into Groucho Marx! | ||
It is like, oh, well, this is the man who is this man. | ||
He would not have won the presidency if he was not also committing crimes at the same... | ||
You know, like, this is the man who commits crimes. | ||
We've all watched him do it for our lives, our lives, all of our lives! | ||
Yeah, but there's a piece of what Roger's saying that feels like, well, maybe. | ||
But then you peel back the other layer and it's like, well, yeah, if he just shut up... | ||
Then the indictment wouldn't have happened because he wouldn't have done this racketeering. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Here's my piece of evidence. | ||
Here's my piece of evidence, all right? | ||
We know plenty of people in other countries and in the United States who have been railroaded with bullshit trials. | ||
And we know that those... | ||
Charges in those cases do not look like a fucking RICO case with six other assholes and a shit ton of eyewitness accounts of people who were there going, I can't believe he did that! | ||
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There's better ways to do the crime! | |
I mean, it makes you think. | ||
Just a little bit. | ||
So, Roger, I just thought this was funny. | ||
This is his good defense of Trump. | ||
I've read the transcript. | ||
By the way, it's ponderous. | ||
There were six other lawyers on the phone at the time participating. | ||
It is absolutely clear that the president does not instruct the Secretary of State to go out and find 11,870 ballots. | ||
What he says is, you have... | ||
Illegally counted 11,870 votes that are illegal. | ||
A certain number of them being convicted felons, a certain number of them being people who are deceased, a certain number of them being people who illegally registered to vote from post office boxes, and so on. | ||
So that is a complete bastardization of what he says. | ||
Now look, I didn't say that I was going to bash your kneecaps in if you didn't give me a thousand dollars. | ||
I just said that there's a lot of kneecap... | ||
Attacking people around here, and I can't protect you unless you pay me that thousand dollars. | ||
I love that. | ||
That is so, so sad. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
No, I mean, it's nice to be, because I imagine being in the room when he's saying that and bursting out laughing, because that's the only thing you can do. | ||
That's hilarious. | ||
Yeah. | ||
What are you going to stop it? | ||
Alex has to have his cough button on. | ||
Oh, totally. | ||
Hearing Roger be like, I don't understand. | ||
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
He didn't say go find me 11,870 in votes. | ||
He did say that. | ||
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Literally. | |
But what he meant to say, actually, what he did say that you should think is what he said. | ||
The subtext that was there is important. | ||
Exactly, which is what's more important than the words he said. | ||
And you can interpret the words that people say any different way you want to. | ||
Totally. | ||
Especially when they mean them a way. | ||
So yeah, Roger, that's pathetic. | ||
I don't think he thinks he can get pardoned twice. | ||
So, Roger leaves. | ||
Not an eventful interview. | ||
No. | ||
And Alex is complaining about public schools and what have you. | ||
And then this leads to something I think that is a little bit revelatory. | ||
And you look at the Heritage Foundation and the rest of them that do some good work. | ||
They just parrot all day long about, oh, well, let's just get rid of public schools. | ||
Yeah, they're horrible. | ||
They're cesspools. | ||
They're leftists. | ||
They're brainwashing. | ||
They're terrible in most areas, but in some rural areas, they're pretty good. | ||
And they are autonomous, and they are independent school districts, but not in the big cities. | ||
But then you look at the private schools now, most of them are getting accredited and getting grants and are just as bad as the public schools. | ||
I just don't like reality. | ||
You can't get a job if you're homeschooled or whatever because you don't have an accredited system. | ||
So it's like getting rid of apartheid and then bringing something in ten times worse. | ||
Communism. | ||
We're not for apartheid. | ||
We're not defending it. | ||
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Would you rather have gonorrhea or brain cancer? | |
You can get rid of gonorrhea. | ||
It doesn't kill you. | ||
Brain cancer does. | ||
Apartheid is gonorrhea. | ||
I was expecting that. | ||
Communism in South Africa is terminal brain cancer. | ||
And I'll take gonorrhea all day. | ||
I'm not saying go back to gonorrhea. | ||
I'm saying... | ||
Don't just think, oh they're reforming! | ||
When you tear a building down, you've reformed it. | ||
That just means you're changing. | ||
What? | ||
Army Air Corps reformed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945. | ||
Wow. | ||
Flattened it like a pancake. | ||
Is that reform thing? | ||
Alex is pretty big on that. | ||
Whenever we hear reform, we should think... | ||
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Reform. | |
Exactly. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Formed again. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
Breaking down words. | ||
Breaking them down. | ||
There's two of them. | ||
So that metaphor doesn't really work that Alex made. | ||
No! | ||
And a big part of the reason is that Alex is proposing a false choice. | ||
He's laying it out that in the case of South Africa, and implicitly Zimbabwe, the choices were apartheid or communism, and no other outcome was possible. | ||
This is a fraud that is constructed for a purpose, which is to mask the actual position Alex and his ilk have, which is that they support apartheid. | ||
This is the way that Alex wants to give lip service to being opposed to obviously bad and racist things, while at the same time supporting every position that works to strengthen and reinforce those bad and racist things. | ||
Essentially, the thrust of this argument comes down to this. | ||
You better keep apartheid in place, because if you don't, you'll have the brain cancer of communism. | ||
It's meant to be understood as a threat to anyone seeking to better society that they'd better keep the existing hierarchies and dynamics in place. | ||
but it's bullshit Yeah. | ||
Is South Africa a communist country? | ||
I mean, the word communism means nothing anymore. | ||
Right. | ||
Nothing. | ||
It means nothing. | ||
Well, it does, but for them it means nothing. | ||
Yeah, for them it means nothing. | ||
It's meant nothing for generations. | ||
Yeah, that's true. | ||
It's been an unfortunate word for a long time. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Because, I mean, the concept is so much easier to hate on. | ||
It's quite simple, really. | ||
It's like, oh, I don't think people are equals. | ||
The end. | ||
And you're like, well, okay. | ||
I don't understand how to explain economics to you if that's your opening salvo, but okay. | ||
Well, and Alex is also kind of missing an important piece of this that is like, apartheid is gonorrhea to me. | ||
Because I'm on the power side of it. | ||
It's not so much a trivial thing that you can just get rid of if you are a person who is living under that apartheid system. | ||
It is a little bit like, let me see if I can make the gonorrhea thing work. | ||
I can't, because it doesn't make any sense. | ||
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No. | |
Apartheid is not gonorrhea. | ||
No, and I think that one of the things that Alex is incapable of is imagining that he were in a different... | ||
Social strata than he is. | ||
And I think that that kind of inability is... | ||
I don't know. | ||
It limits his thinking quite a bit. | ||
Well, you cannot... | ||
Here's what you can't do with Alex. | ||
If you tell Alex to imagine himself in another country, Alex takes him and his trappings and his life and his money and his wealth and he lifts it up and he puts it in that country and he goes, I will be Alex to those people. | ||
Right. | ||
There's no part of him that's like, okay, well, if I'm born in this economic strata in this country, I am doing this stuff. | ||
I am not capable of having a shit ton of money. | ||
I'm born under apartheid rule. | ||
You know, those kinds of things. | ||
It's impossible for him to abstractly imagine different circumstances. | ||
Can't do it. | ||
So Alex decides to do some impressions, like a schwab. | ||
I think he gets lost. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And Klaus Schwab, the WF, are the puppets of the Rockefeller dynasty recruiting the other leaders as they, quote, penetrates the cabinets and takes control of the governments. | ||
And what else do we do? | ||
We going Martian? | ||
We set up basic dictatorships. | ||
My protege, Justin Trudeau, tell the national TV what you admire. | ||
Wait. | ||
Oh, you admire basic dictatorship and Xi Jinping. | ||
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What? | |
And what has Klaus Schwab said many times? | ||
Well, China is the best model. | ||
I thought you were China. | ||
And we would like to have it here. | ||
And you're going to have it. | ||
Drones giving you orders, forced conscription, and forced labor camps, as well as harvesting the ogre. | ||
Now he's talking! | ||
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Liberal. | |
Forced government euthanasia. | ||
Chapping up children's genitals. | ||
La, la, la, la, la. | ||
La, la, la, la, la, la. | ||
La, la, la, la, la, la. | ||
It doesn't even rhyme. | ||
Oh. | ||
Oh. | ||
That's how he sings his kids a lullaby. | ||
Also, I mean, Alex said that he was one of the most sought-after voiceover actors until he started criticizing Obama. | ||
I didn't ever get any gigs in voiceover, but I did dabble. | ||
I had a demo tape made. | ||
Oh, for sure! | ||
And I know that one of the hallmarks of good voiceover acting... | ||
Is when you can't really tell who the character is supposed to be. | ||
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Right. | |
And when you kind of slip in and out of different characters, you're not consistent with the voice. | ||
That just shows your range. | ||
I mean, it's just really, it's mastery as opposed to competence. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
You know, a lot of people don't respect that accent work is more about when you decide that you forgot to use the accent on this scene. | ||
Yes. | ||
Yeah, that's the problem. | ||
And correcting on the fly. | ||
To where you're like, wait, are you a different person now? | ||
You must be. | ||
Did you? | ||
Also, that was Marvin the Martian. | ||
Yes. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Definitely. | ||
But when he wasn't being Marvin the Martian. | ||
I think he was being Klaus Schwab. | ||
Right. | ||
And then also there was another Klaus Schwab voice. | ||
There was another Klaus Schwab voice. | ||
He has two that he was going in and out of. | ||
All right. | ||
Very. | ||
That was unfortunate. | ||
Messy. | ||
That was disgusting. | ||
So now the rest of the episode ends up. | ||
Well, okay. | ||
Full disclosure. | ||
Full disclosure. | ||
I turned it off in the third hour. | ||
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Fair. | |
That's because he was interviewing Judy Mikovits, the plandemic lady. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
And I don't care. | ||
No. | ||
How are we going to top they're trying to make you allergic to meat for a COVID vaccine shit? | ||
I mean... | ||
There's nothing you can do. | ||
That's like the Project Camelot. | ||
They're trying to turn us into vampires. | ||
It is. | ||
There's nowhere else to go. | ||
You can't heighten the bit. | ||
Nope. | ||
So the rest of this ends up being Alex discussing globalist recruitment. | ||
Okay. | ||
And so he talks a little bit here about meetings that he's had with them. | ||
And I'm going to explain this to you because it's important. | ||
I'm not bragging about it. | ||
There was one time in meetings I've had with these people, and I've had at least 15 meetings with Globalist over the years. | ||
Fox News tried to hire me. | ||
Roger Ailes tried to hire me. | ||
That was the lower-level stuff. | ||
Clear Channel tried to hire me 18 years ago. | ||
Stuff like that. | ||
But those were private meetings, off-record, so I've never given the details of those. | ||
Because as a journalist, when somebody says it's a private meeting, unless they discuss crimes, it's a private meeting. | ||
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What? | |
Dinner with Bilderberg group members. | ||
Dinner with billionaires that are household names, okay? | ||
And those are private meetings, and that's that. | ||
I understand with, like, maybe if Fox... | ||
It was like offering him a job. | ||
It'd be kind of tacky to talk about the details of that. | ||
But if that's what he's considering, meetings with the globalists, that's pretty sad. | ||
Also, if he is meeting with these billionaires and these high-level globalist people... | ||
By definition, what they're talking about is a crime. | ||
Because they're trying to kill 80-99% of the population. | ||
So that's a crime. | ||
So I think he's free to talk about what they said. | ||
You don't need to keep that confidentiality anymore, Alex. | ||
Unless they're planning on committing a specific crime. | ||
Not the eradication of all life on this planet. | ||
And then the eventual transhumanism revolution. | ||
And then going into multiple dimensions. | ||
You literally can't say that. | ||
So there's one instance, like you said, there's one time that he can break that confidentiality. | ||
And here's what it is. | ||
I don't think this person committed a crime at all. | ||
That time that he said it was Donald Trump Jr. who is Mike Cernovich's source? | ||
No. | ||
But I don't think that what he's talking about here is a crime. | ||
And I think that the other things that he implies that he's talked about with globalists definitely are crimes. | ||
15, 16 years ago, John Harmon, the oldest employee here. | ||
He used to be my producer. | ||
Now he's an affiliate relations head. | ||
I said, I told the producer, I said, I want Rothkopf, who was the head of the Kissinger group, Kissinger's right-hand man. | ||
You've all heard the story, but for new listeners, I'll tell it again. | ||
Fucking thousand times. | ||
I said, he's written a new book that I just read about how there's only a few thousand globalists and how they run the planet and how they're a superclass and how they know best, which is basically a coming-out-of-the-closet event for the New World Order, as you see them now doing times ten. | ||
And so we get him on for an hour interview. | ||
And during the first break, he says, listen, I may leave. | ||
So I'm talking to him during the break. | ||
I can punch up guests. | ||
And Harmon is sitting in the control room at a different opposite, but just like this. | ||
It's a smaller studio. | ||
He's listening to it. | ||
So I'm a witness to this. | ||
And he says, listen, Alex, you are going to be part of the superclass. | ||
I came on here to be friendly. | ||
I came here to be nice. | ||
We know who you are. | ||
We know who you basically are the patriot leader. | ||
We have big things in store. | ||
You're a guy. | ||
And I'd already been offered big jobs. | ||
We know you've been offered big jobs. | ||
They'd already come and tried to hire me at that point. | ||
Because they could tell I was a talented, smart broadcaster, and I understood things. | ||
You're a talented smart broadcaster that understands. | ||
It's always the same speech from these guys. | ||
You're talented. | ||
You understand things. | ||
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The public does it. | |
You need to seat the table with us. | ||
You can be a star and actually have some of your views listen to, but you'll go nowhere. | ||
On your little crusade, why don't you come to New York? | ||
Oh, we're going back live. | ||
Let's have a friendly interview. | ||
And I'm like, well, we'll come right back. | ||
So we do a second segment. | ||
Somebody find the Rothkopf interview. | ||
It's 2005, 2006. | ||
Whenever Superclass came out is the year that we had him on. | ||
He said, just come out. | ||
It was a bestseller. | ||
I do another 10-minute segment. | ||
We go to break, and he goes, no. | ||
Yeah, there he is. | ||
He goes, I'm leaving. | ||
And I said, why? | ||
And he said, well, you're just not listening. | ||
You just don't get it. | ||
And you're silly. | ||
And you're going nowhere with this. | ||
If you come back in a friendly, I'll do the rest of the hour, but it's just you're not listening to me, and you don't understand. | ||
This is something we've got to do, and it's for everybody's best interest. | ||
I got the same speech one time when I was flying to be on The View, I think like a year later. | ||
And I'm in first class in American Airlines, and there's the head of the third largest bank in the U.S. sitting next to me. | ||
He was visiting his dad, a retired general in San Antonio. | ||
And I got, we talked to him for three hours. | ||
We didn't talk the first 30 minutes. | ||
I got the same speech. | ||
Look, corporations know how to run things. | ||
The public's too stupid. | ||
You need to get on board, Alex. | ||
He's laughing at me. | ||
And I'm with my hair sticking on the drug in the morning, and I'm sitting there, and he gets up in his perfect suit, puts on his perfect black French coat, just laughs at me at the end of it. | ||
And I can tell you now when I've had meetings with these people, other ones, very high level, they're not laughing anymore. | ||
And they're like, yeah, there's a good chance it's going to get out of control of the police. | ||
You know what I think about that? | ||
I think destroying the planet's a crime. | ||
I think you can burn these people. | ||
I think you can probably tell them that they've committed a crime. | ||
I've watched this Rothkopf interview and it doesn't hold up to Alex's telling of it. | ||
And by the way, none of that was a crime that Rothkopf did. | ||
Any of those things that they were discussing off air that Alex is describing. | ||
So it only makes sense that Alex is being specific about this person because there is an interview that they did. | ||
And so people can go like, oh my god, this interview does exist, so what he said happened off-air must have happened off-air. | ||
That's like this sort of surrogate proof that's fraud. | ||
It's fraud. | ||
It's bullshit. | ||
I've got proof that's like what you were thinking, so you can assume that I have proof that is what you were thinking. | ||
Yeah, and like, okay, I think that there is a kernel of truth here. | ||
I bet Rothkopf said like, hey, you're not listening to me. | ||
You're not letting me talk. | ||
I don't want to have this interview. | ||
I'm leaving. | ||
I bet that did happen. | ||
Yeah. | ||
That's what I would have done. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I bet he was like a less patient Bill Ayers. | ||
I believe 100% that he has gotten many speeches every time he has tried to go on any kind of television program. | ||
And they're all essentially the same. | ||
Be more professional, you useless piece of shit. | ||
Yeah, shut up. | ||
Shut up! | ||
You're annoying the shit out of me in first class. | ||
I swear to you, we are having you on television to talk, and all I want you to do is shut the fuck up. | ||
Yeah, and honestly, he probably, in all reality, tricked Rothkopf into coming on the show. | ||
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100%. | |
Probably in part for the optics that he could exploit like this. | ||
And try and make him run out. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Much like he tried to do with David Rothschild. | ||
Much like he's done with tons of other guests. | ||
Try to get them to leave so you can say they can't handle it. | ||
Just trying to have a conversation. | ||
And so that's why he's comfortable. | ||
Using that specific example and then not naming any of these other globalists that he's discussed things with and then hiding behind that. | ||
I like that journalist patient confidentiality. | ||
I can only mention it when they commit crimes. | ||
It's just the truth. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Fucking garbage. | ||
Ridiculous. | ||
So I love one thing, and that is Alex doing movie reviews. | ||
Yes. | ||
And I love a second thing, and that is the conversations about his dad. | ||
Yes. | ||
Alex goes on after talking about the attempts to recruit him into the globalists. | ||
Sure. | ||
He talks about his dads. | ||
Are we going to get another? | ||
We might get two more versions. | ||
Are you shitting me? | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
This is nonsense. | ||
All right. | ||
Now, my father, 14 years old, genius, top of his class, top of everything. | ||
His mother was a school administrator and my grandmother really into education. | ||
Patty. | ||
Patty. | ||
Jones. | ||
Jones. | ||
And she put him in all these science fairs and contests and kept winning them. | ||
And at 14, Union Carbide says, out of Houston, David Jones has just won this one contest. | ||
We've got another contest for him. | ||
I'm sorry, were they? | ||
And if he can pass this, he's going to give it a very special offer. | ||
And he's got five days to complete the task. | ||
A truck is arriving in three days. | ||
Their ranch, their farm, working farm in East Texas. | ||
This truck will self-destruct. | ||
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I was going to say, yes, this has to be. | |
And lowers a big crate in the front yard with no plans or no designs. | ||
My dad tears it apart and in two days... | ||
Builds a high-powered ruby laser that was some type of cyclotronic... | ||
Cyclotronic? | ||
Particle beam. | ||
Cyclotronic particle beam. | ||
Yep. | ||
And starts... | ||
Late 70s? | ||
No. | ||
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Frying metal. | |
So glad it was metal. | ||
He was wearing three pairs of sunglasses. | ||
He was blind for a month. | ||
Burned his eyes. | ||
They thought he'd never see again. | ||
They came back and they said, Mr. Jones, you're being recruited by NASA. | ||
You're going to be put in Plan 2 in six months when you're 15 years old, and you're going to be part of NASA. | ||
It's not NASA. | ||
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Damn. | |
He gets sent to UT, he gets evaluated by all these guys, and they go, okay, David, we got your first job. | ||
Kill the president. | ||
Anderson Cancer Research in Houston. | ||
A little different. | ||
And at 15 years old, my father for a year. | ||
This is not true! | ||
No part of this is true! | ||
It's not even a little bit. | ||
Then they bring him back to UT, and he never told me this until he saw Endgame before it was finished. | ||
Ha, ha, ha. | ||
And he went ahead. | ||
I knew about it. | ||
I heard about it from his mom. | ||
He built the laser and was at the UT and all this. | ||
And then whatever he did after that for a while, he won't talk about. | ||
But by his late 20s, after I was a couple years old, he got out of it and said, it's bad. | ||
It's bad. | ||
It's bad. | ||
Review? | ||
Bad. | ||
Shit is bad. | ||
From 15 to his late 20s, he was involved in secret cancer studies by the globalists. | ||
What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
Okay, first off... | ||
This is so contradictory of other stories that he has. | ||
First off, we started with the plot of Real Genius, which is a great movie. | ||
Or Last Starfighter. | ||
It has a little ahead in there. | ||
A little bit of both. | ||
A little bit of combined both of those. | ||
Then we go all the way into... | ||
I don't understand the cancer research part, right? | ||
I don't understand. | ||
I don't either. | ||
How it is that UT, for whatever reason, is going around monitoring science fairs. | ||
Right. | ||
And then... | ||
Tricking kids into thinking they're going to NASA by giving them laser parts. | ||
Yes. | ||
That one's weird. | ||
Constructing a laser in the 60s, which is when this would have to have been going on, right? | ||
Yeah, I don't remember when his dad was born, but he was probably... | ||
Alex was born in 74. So he was born in the early 50s. | ||
Yeah, probably. | ||
So he'd have been 15 in the mid-60s. | ||
I don't know if we could build a laser yet that could cause a metal burn. | ||
Well, let me say this. | ||
We couldn't. | ||
David Jones could, and that is why the globalists wanted him. | ||
He was so good at these state fairs, making baking soda volcanoes or whatever the fuck he was doing. | ||
Right. | ||
But this is, again, I don't understand. | ||
Okay, so fine. | ||
Science fair. | ||
Yeah. | ||
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Cool. | |
I actually believe that. | ||
Build a laser? | ||
Maybe. | ||
No, but fine. | ||
What are you talking about? | ||
Somebody drops a crate magically with no instructions and it's a laser? | ||
No, let me be clear. | ||
That didn't happen. | ||
But Alex's grandma telling a story of her son building a laser. | ||
I could believe that. | ||
I could believe something like that. | ||
Yeah, but she's probably misunderstanding some piece of it somewhere. | ||
But yeah, the version of it where this 18-wheeler shows up. | ||
No, no, no, no, no. | ||
That's ridiculous. | ||
But I do think he probably was winning science fairs. | ||
I think he probably did get invited to the university to talk to some professors. | ||
Maybe he was even invited to like audit a course or something as like an advanced placement kind of thing. | ||
Could be! | ||
I think that's possible. | ||
All very possible. | ||
What's not possible is that somebody thinking, alright. | ||
This person has constructed a laser. | ||
We need them, obviously, for these medical trials on cancer. | ||
Unless they're using lasers to kill cancer, but that wouldn't even make any sense in the 60s. | ||
I think that might be part of the implication that Alex is making. | ||
Right. | ||
I'm not sure. | ||
Okay, so here's a couple things. | ||
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One... | |
Why don't you get an adult? | ||
They clearly would know more about the cancer research that you're doing. | ||
So much better to get an adult. | ||
I guess maybe... | ||
Here's my problem. | ||
You don't even have a worker's permit at this point, probably. | ||
That is a good point. | ||
How are they going to hire you? | ||
You know what? | ||
That's why the trials aren't secret because they're doing any weird medical shit. | ||
They're secret because they don't have a work permit for David Jones. | ||
Right. | ||
It's all off the books. | ||
It's all off the books. | ||
But it's purely for financial reasons. | ||
Just for that. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Tax purposes. | ||
So he did this for over a decade. | ||
Yes. | ||
Or other stuff that's bad. | ||
Could be. | ||
It's bad. | ||
Hey, let me tell you something. | ||
I got out of it. | ||
It's bad. | ||
Son. | ||
I wasn't going to tell you about this, but then I saw your dumb shit movie. | ||
That's great. | ||
That's another great part. | ||
It was after he saw a movie where I made up a bunch of bullshit and used Microsoft to card it and justify lies. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And then he was like, I bet he'll believe this shit. | ||
I used fake quotes to make most of my points, son. | ||
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Is that? | |
Is that? | ||
Oh, no, wait. | ||
I figured it out. | ||
What? | ||
Alex's dad watched the movie. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He comes to him and he's like, son, it's bad. | ||
And Alex thinks he's talking about the globalists, but it's actually a review of the movie. | ||
Right. | ||
Oh, that makes sense. | ||
Yeah, makes total sense. | ||
That actually makes a lot of sense. | ||
And Alex isn't going to be able to handle, it's bad. | ||
It's bad. | ||
So he's got to rewrite an entire story about his dad being part of secret medical trials when he was 15. Yeah, yeah. | ||
So Alex talks more about his dad's journey. | ||
Sure. | ||
And he mixes up some pretty critical details that he's established in the past. | ||
That's just my dad, folks. | ||
Do you have any idea how many people they have recruited for this thing? | ||
Because the head of the UT Botany Department that ran the Plan 2 program, that's what it's called. | ||
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Professor Strauss called my dad in. | |
And said, David, we've searched the whole country of the six finalists. | ||
You're the number one finalist. | ||
We're now going to reveal to you what this project is. | ||
And it's basically everything you see now. | ||
Worldwide government, worldwide eugenics, the whole shooting match. | ||
And then they gave him some other mission he won't tell me about, and he got out of it. | ||
Because it was bad? | ||
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It's bad. | |
That's the real world, folks. | ||
That's how things really work. | ||
Grow up. | ||
Okay. | ||
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Wow. | |
That's fun. | ||
No, no, no, no, no. | ||
You get to get slapped. | ||
If you do that... | ||
You get to slap. | ||
Well, here's a fundamental problem with the way that Alex is telling the story, because we've essentially created what amounts to almost a time loop. | ||
He's got the doctor's name wrong, the botanist, that was Erwin Spear. | ||
Alex has already talked about this in the past. | ||
And Erwin Spear tried to recruit Alex's dad when he was like 16, 18, in that range, not in his late 20s. | ||
When he was doing medical testing. | ||
So if he was involved with this until his late 20s, that means that Erwin Spear would have told him. | ||
plans of the globalists are all these evil things and then he would have stayed in with the globalists working with them for a decade he would have been uh complicit in in this stuff yeah In a way that I don't think Alex is willing to wrestle with. | ||
And I think that's so fun because that's actually a great origin story for Alex. | ||
It's like Dr. Group and how his dad invented plastic. | ||
Exactly! | ||
It is so funny! | ||
It is so funny! | ||
Yeah, you gotta right the wrongs of your father. | ||
It's so much more of a captivating story than my dad is a superhero that the bad guys all wanted to recruit but he was too noble so he... | ||
Worked on CIA people's teeth. | ||
If Greek playwrights thought of it several thousand years ago, it's a good plan. | ||
And it's gonna keep going. | ||
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Okay? | |
That's how you do it. | ||
Man. | ||
Man, oh man. | ||
Alex needs to keep these details straight. | ||
Because when he just starts to get creative and shit, it ends up being like, oh, this doesn't work with the story you've established in the past. | ||
Oh well. | ||
I guess his dad was a globalist for ten years. | ||
I don't appreciate being told a child's fairy tale that ends with... | ||
Get it, people? | ||
That's the real world. | ||
Wake up. | ||
Grow up. | ||
I did not appreciate that. | ||
Actually, I do. | ||
Of course you do. | ||
It's so on the other side. | ||
It's too much. | ||
It's self-parody. | ||
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It is. | |
It's like, why even have all these degrees? | ||
We just need one line. | ||
A lot of stuff frustrates me about Alex, but when he says something like that... | ||
I'm fine. | ||
I'm bulletproof on that one. | ||
That's true. | ||
You've got that one down. | ||
So we have one last clip here, and it's Alex talking over Turn the Page. | ||
Okay. | ||
Now, based on what we experienced in our last episode, I want you to imagine this with no music. | ||
Because that's now my new thing. | ||
That's creepy. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
Oh, my God. | ||
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Say, here I am. | |
On the road again. | ||
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On the road again. | |
Here I am. | ||
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Here I am. | |
Up on the stage. | ||
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Up on the stage. | |
Here I go. | ||
Playing the star again. | ||
Turn the page. | ||
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Turn the page. | |
All right. | ||
So we're under UN world government with an endgame to slowly collapse society while the collapsers pose as the saviors as they kill seven and a half billion people at least. | ||
We are at the verge of oblivion. | ||
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We feel the eyes upon you as you're shaking off the cold. | |
I'm just going to finish this song real quick. | ||
But you just want to explode. | ||
Yeah, I see the unwashed masses. | ||
I see how they're lazy and dumbed down. | ||
I see how the systems have everything they can to make them that way. | ||
But I see the globalists. | ||
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The inbred scum, the self-appointed arrogance. | |
They're the disease. | ||
They all killed themselves. | ||
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Then I might respect them a little. | |
Then I might listen to their plan. | ||
This should be psychotic without any music. | ||
That is... | ||
Do you know that... | ||
And why would you listen to their plan if they killed themselves? | ||
The first... | ||
Don't even... | ||
I don't even want to... | ||
It's nonsense. | ||
I don't want to deal with that. | ||
It's a little bit like the Garfield without Garfield. | ||
Yeah, it is. | ||
Where it's like, oh, John is existentially collapsing as a human being. | ||
My favorite thing in the world is just imagining the headspace of the engineer who's watching this, and he's like, I gotta crank this music back up. | ||
I mean, yeah, right? | ||
Don't you have to be like, oh, this needs... | ||
Alex is floating, he is adrift. | ||
This needs going up. | ||
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Okay, there we go. | |
Woo! | ||
That would be a truly terrifying supercut of that, just Alex talking over music with the music removed. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And having him do the weird little singing things that he does, and then the talking, and then somehow he's telling you a terrible story and criticizing somebody, and then he'll still go back into the lyrics at the same time. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You know what would be fun? | ||
Hmm. | ||
I'm imagining something that's too fanciful to exist. | ||
And that is, like, Alex does a rant, kind of like... | ||
One of these opening rants, but it's to a different song. | ||
But at some point he says, like, take it to the streets. | ||
And then so you put under it, taking it to the streets! | ||
Just put the wrong music under it, but it matches some word that he's saying. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Yeah, I don't know how that would work, but it would be real funny. | ||
Almost like if the music was doing Beastie Boys to you. | ||
You know? | ||
Sabotage? | ||
Yeah, no, like it's all of a sudden coming in on the final rhyme word. | ||
Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
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Yeah, this song is coming back at you. | |
Man, if I were one of these people... | ||
Who made YouTube videos and wanted to make something that might go viral, I would spend the time that it would take, because it would probably take quite a bit of time to invest in making that. | ||
If anybody wants a viral video suggestion, it probably won't work. | ||
And that will waste a lot of your time. | ||
Especially if you don't complete it. | ||
Don't do that. | ||
Don't do it. | ||
So, we come to the end of this, and we've learned a little bit about Hawaii. | ||
We have. | ||
Alex has said some racist shit about the DA. | ||
We did hear that. | ||
Alex prefers apartheid to everything, really. | ||
Of all the examples to really... | ||
If you're bringing out apartheid as one of your examples, it should be the example of the worst thing. | ||
If you are bringing out apartheid as one of your examples, and then it's better than something, you are a racist. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Well... | ||
I agree. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So, we'll be back. | ||
Indeed. | ||
But until then, we have a website. | ||
Indeed we do. | ||
It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
We are on Twitter. | ||
It's that knowledgefight. | ||
Yep, we'll be back. | ||
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark. | ||
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Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop. | |
Don't worry. | ||
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Be happy. | |
And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
I love your work. |