Today, Dan and Jordan conduct a trial run of seeing how it feels to cover Tucker Carlson's new show on Twitter. In this installment, Tucker covers Ukrainian dams, tautologies, and how the media doesn't care enough about UFOs.
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Which I have not opened up to figure out if it's a joke book with a fake title and all the pages are blank, or if someone actually wrote a book about how to talk to your cat about guns.
You know, there are folks like Tim Pool who are kind of an option, sort of, but he's also like a shithead, clout-chasing, troll-y asshole, and I don't really care to engage with a lot of stuff like that.
Not to say that he's not somebody who shouldn't be, you know, monitored and paid attention to.
But also, I feel a little bit excited about this, not least of which because this is the first time in 800-odd episodes where I genuinely can't say I really don't know anything about Tucker.
This morning it looks like somebody blew up the Kokovka Dam in southern Ukraine.
The rushing wall of water wiped out entire villages, destroyed a critical hydropower plant, and as of tonight, puts the largest nuclear reactor in Europe in danger of melting down.
So, if this was intentional, it was not a military tactic, it was an act of terrorism.
The question is, who did it?
Well, let's see.
The Kokovka Dam was effectively Russian.
It was built by the Russian government.
It currently sits in Russian-controlled territory.
The dam's reservoir supplies water to Crimea, which has been, for the last 240 years, home of the Russian Black Sea Fleet.
Blowing up the dam may be bad for Ukraine, but it hurts Russia more.
And for precisely that reason, the Ukrainian government has considered destroying it.
In December, The Washington Post quoted a Ukrainian general saying his men had fired American-made rockets at the dam's floodgate as a test strike.
So really, once the facts start coming in, it becomes much less of a mystery what might have happened to the dam.
Any fair person would conclude that the Ukrainians probably blew it up.
So let's start here with that Washington Post article that he's talking about.
That is a real article, but Tucker is wildly mischaracterizing what it says.
The article itself is a discussion of Ukrainian counter-offensives against Russian-occupied areas, largely focusing on the successful push to liberate Izum.
After that operation concluded in the northeast of the country, Ukrainian generals were interested in attempting similar tactics in the south to drive Russia out of Kurson.
Essentially, the story is about a fake-out tactic that allowed Ukrainian forces to make it appear that they were heading for Izum when they were actually approaching from the north, which led to a mass retreat by Russian troops and a victory for Ukraine.
The hope was to be able to create another situation near Kurson where Russian troops would be isolated and forced to surrender or retreat.
The area around the city of Kherson is mainland Ukraine, bordered to the east by the Dnepr River.
On the other side of that river is more of the Kherson Oblast, and ways further south you end up in the Crimean Peninsula.
From the opposite side of the river, from Kherson to the land bridge to Crimea, it's still over 100 kilometers.
There are a number of thoughts around it, and I would say that it's probably, at this point, based on the information I am aware of, pretty difficult to say with certainty anything about who did what, but there are indications and factors.
And so if that's the conclusion you're coming to, I think it's fine for you to reach that conclusion.
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But I think it would be reckless of you to say definitively Fair.
So the goal of this operation that Ukraine was engaged in, that this Washington Post was talking about, was to cut off the city of Kursan from the area to the western side of the river.
That's where Kursan, the city, is.
You're trying to isolate that from Russian-occupied areas so that the Russians couldn't restock supplies to the forces there.
From that article, quote, the 25,000 Russian troops in that portion of Kursan, separated by the Broad River from their supplies, had been placed in a highly exposed position.
If enough military pressure was applied, Moscow would have no choice but to retreat, Kovalchuk said.
Russia had to arm and feed its forces via three crossings, the Antonovsky Bridge, the Antonovsky Railway Bridge, and the Novakakovka Dam, part of a hydroelectric facility with a road running on top of it.
The two bridges were targeted with U.S.-supplied M142 high-mobility artillery rocket systems, or HIMARS, launchers, which have a range of 50 miles and were quickly rendered impassable.
There were moments when we turned off their supply lines completely, They managed to replenish ammunition.
It was very difficult.
Kowalczyk considered flooding the river.
The Ukrainians, he said, even conducted a test strike with HIMARS launchers on one of the floodgates at the Novo-Kakowska Dam, making three holes in the metal to see if the Naper water would be raised high enough to stymie Russian crossings but not flood nearby villages.
The test was a success, Kowalczyk said, but the step remained a last resort.
One variable that's important to recognize here is that the Ukrainian forces were able to force a retreat from the city of Kursan, but that wasn't all that happened.
From that same Washington Post article...
The pressure from Ukrainian troops forced a retreat, but they didn't manage to run down or destroy the fleeing Russians.
Mines, in some case laid a meter apart and three rows deep or tucked in thin strips of road, prevented the Ukrainians from giving chase.
There are a lot of possibilities for what happened with that dam, and it's not a foregone conclusion the way Tucker is saying it is.
It's possible that Ukrainian forces blew it up, but it doesn't really serve a meaningful strategic purpose for them right now.
When flooding the dam was considered an option late last year, it was in the context of a larger objective which was ultimately achieved, so using this article to justify present-day actions doesn't really make sense.
it's also possible that Russia blew it up for any number of reasons or it's not impossible that it collapsed due to completely unintentional causes it could have been one of the mines that was left behind or a freak accident.
There are a lot of possibilities.
But when you're Tucker and you're presenting the situation through an extremely Russia-promoting lens, then it makes sense to say that any fair person would conclude that the Ukrainians blew it up.
If your evidence is inherently unfair, then an unfair person wouldn't even look at it, whereas a fair person would be like, well, I guess that's all the evidence, so you must be right.
One thing I think you can notice right away that sets Tucker apart from Alex is how intentional his words are.
Alex talks shit off the top of his head and intuitively understands how to spin these yarns, which is often a sloppy process, and it can lead to complete incoherence.
But Tucker doesn't turn on the camera and just go live.
He does some preparation, and the fingerprints of that preparation are really transparent when you pay attention.
Look at the way he's presenting these details.
He begins by establishing the fact that the dam was intentionally destroyed by someone, and that that act could not be a legitimate military target, but was an act of terrorism.
He then goes on to say that the dam was, quote, effectively Russian because it was built by the Russian government and sits in Russian territory.
That sounds pretty persuasive, except that Tucker fails to mention that the dam was built in the 1950s when Ukraine was part of the USSR.
And that the territory that the dam is in can only be called Russian territory because the Russian army is occupying it.
It's been an illegally occupied area since the invasion began in 2022.
Tucker is trying to play that game that other Russia apologists do, where they argue that areas like Crimea or the Donbass are actually really Russia, evoking the idea that the invasion is just Russia taking back what's actually already theirs.
That's not accurate about those areas, and it's even less true of Kursan, but if you're listening to the way that Tucker speaks, his words contain conclusions that he hasn't earned.
If you're not paying attention, you'll just like, okay, yeah, that makes sense.
So then Tucker adds that the dam and the reservoir provides water for Crimea, an area that Tucker is comfortable saying is rightfully part of Russia because that's where their Black Sea fleet is stationed.
In 2014, Russia annexed Crimea, and at that point they needed the water that came from the Napa River and the Kokovka Reservoir.
It wasn't as much of an issue for drinking water, but the North Crimean Canal, which is fed from that reservoir, is responsible for a vast majority of the irrigation systems in the area.
After the annexation, Ukraine began requiring payments from Russia for the delivery of water, which Russia did not go along with.
In the present invasion, Russian troops seized the area and they blew up that dam, reopening the canal for the delivery of water, which in turn lowered the level of the reservoir considerably and caused some concerns about issues that Tucker is even bringing up now, like the danger to the...
So here, when Tucker says that this provides water for Crimea, it's kind of true, but it's actually a much denser picture than he wants the audience to see, because when you consider nuance and detail, it's harder to just accept the Russian apologist framing that he's taking.
So then Tucker says, quote, He then transitions into the Washington Post article that we discussed as the justification for the basis of that claim.
But that article doesn't support Tucker's position.
That article is not about Ukraine considering destroying the dam because it would hurt Russia more than them.
It has an element in it of Ukraine considering destroying part of the dam, and Tucker is But in this case, Tucker is just...
Cherry-picking one detail and then writing a context around it that doesn't exist in the original.
Well, I mean, what I find fascinating about that is that I think the easiest place to assume that you would come to that from if you were Tucker is being like, oh, well, he's trying to appeal to more median class or, like, more moderate people.
When I feel like what he's doing there is just giving extreme people a way to call themselves fair people.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, he is giving you the excuse to say, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not supporting Russia because you're a far-right lunatic like everybody else who's just going along with what weirdos say.
So Tucker has these fraudulently presented points, which he then uses to insinuate that when you consider the facts, it's a lot easier to see that Ukraine probably blew up the dam.
The truth is, when you consider the actual facts, it's not easier to reach that conclusion.
But, if you only consider the bullshit way Tucker is showing you the selected details...
It's super easy to reach that conclusion.
And that's because Tucker isn't interested in exploring the news.
This is about leading the viewer to that conclusion.
And like you're saying, justify it in some way that is emotionally acceptable.
This isn't analysis or commentary.
It's really just propaganda.
It's pretty interesting to just dive in and be like, this is this guy.
And I would be lying if I didn't say that a part of what drew me towards giving this a test, seeing if, you know, this is something that's worthwhile, is that you hear a lot of people saying, like, now that he's off Fox, he's gone full Info Wars.
Any fair person would conclude that the Ukrainians probably blew it up, just as you would assume they blew up Nord Stream, the Russian natural gas pipeline, last fall.
And in fact, the Ukrainians did do that, as we now know.
It's not like Vladimir Putin is anxious to wage war on himself.
Oh, but that's where you're wrong, Mr. and Mrs. cable news consumer.
Vladimir Putin is exactly that sort of man, the sort of man who'd shoot himself to death in order to annoy you.
We know this from the American media, which wasted no time this morning in accusing the Russians of sabotaging their own infrastructure.
So, Tucker can't prove that Ukraine attacked the Nord Stream pipeline.
That being said, there's a distinct possibility that it is the case that either a group sympathetic to Ukraine or Ukrainian special tactics team did do it.
Tucker is claiming that it's definitively the case, which he can't back up.
Last month, a bunch of classified documents were leaked on Discord, including one that indicated that the CIA was aware that Ukraine had planned to blow up the pipeline approximately three months before that attack took place.
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It's entirely possible that this plan was what came to fruition, but it's also possible that it's not.
21-year-old man named Jack Teixeira, who has now been arrested for the leak.
While you shouldn't necessarily throw out a message because it comes from a shitty messenger, it's probably important to be aware that Jack was described by a friend as a proud racist who was preoccupied with the the idea of a coming race war.
He was a bigot who talked about how the government was a Zionist-occupied government, and he liked to hang out with like-minded young people, so he started a Discord server called Thugshaker Central.
Jack worked in computer science for the government, and through that he had access to this classified material, which he then posted on his racist Discord server.
Also in that server, he would laugh while watching ISIS execution videos and express his support about the Christchurch massacre.
I'm bringing this up because Jack Teixeira is clearly a piece of shit, but that does not necessarily mean that the document that he's leaked is fake.
What it does mean is that I'm not willing to trust this racist right-wing extremist judgment when it comes to leaking documents that capture the full picture of the available intelligence.
Someone like this is clearly intensely ideologically motivated, and that makes it very difficult to take on blind faith that there isn't another document that casts doubt on Ukrainian responsibility for the pipeline attack that he ignored or didn't release.
That is a real difficulty when you have someone like this as the person who's providing these secret materials.
Okay, you are a person who is known for, maybe above all else...
Choosing and picking what things you want to believe are true and share with other people at the exclusion of things that may be completely destructive towards that.
I mean, and also, I have a big, the biggest problem I have with all of these, like, oh, this place has plans to do this thing.
I bet 50 bucks that some American people have plans to blow up shit.
I bet every country everywhere has plans to blow up something that if you were like, hey, you shouldn't have plans to blow it up, they'd be like, no, we were just making plans in case.
So, Tucker mocks there that, you know, the idea that Putin would hurt himself just to annoy you or whatever.
Much like Alex, Tucker used to be a huge opponent of Putin in Russia.
As with Alex, it would not be a surprise to find him being an adherent of the belief that Putin carried out the apartment bombings back at that point in time, before Tucker became excessively pro-Putin.
It's really interesting to see Tucker denigrating the cable news watcher here, too, in that clip.
He's on his first day of his career not being a cable news hack, and all of a sudden he's so above the riffraff.
It feels like an adolescent who's found a new friend group and is pretending he was I get the motivation here, but it's kind of sad.
Like, Tucker didn't decide to strike out on his own when he had another choice.
He's doing this show because he got fired from a cable news hack position where he made millions for years.
It's not like, oh, the cable news media wants you, the cable news viewer, to believe that Putin wants to annoy you.
If I agree with you, then I can only either say I am 100% totally fine with murdering innocent people, or I'm going to have to do a lot different with my life.
The man who once told us that Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9 /11 immediately denounced Putin as a war criminal and even more savagely compared him to Donald Trump.
The rest of the pundit class made similar clearly coordinated noises.
Putin did it!
Putin did it!
And their reasoning was simple.
Putin is evil and evil people do evil things purely for the dark joy of being evil.
In this specific case, Putin attacked himself, which is the most evil thing you can do, and therefore perfectly in character for a man that evil.
So I don't know if Bill Kristol actually ever said that Saddam was responsible for 9-11, but I'll stipulate that it is true because I don't really care and I don't have time to read through 100 Bill Kristol transcripts to find his comments.
Even if that is a real statement that Bill Crystal made, I would argue that Tucker Carlson's career at Crossfire did way more damage and was way more inaccurate just around the issues related to Saddam Hussein.
The war in Iraq didn't happen because someone like Crystal said that Saddam did 9-11.
It was sold to the public largely on the rationale that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction.
Because he had WMDs and harbored terrorists, we could not just wait and see how things went.
We needed to take action.
Tucker sold the war on CNN.
Tucker argued day in, day out that he didn't support war, but that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction and we needed to begrudgingly invade.
He can try to play this roguish character that's so different from the Republican establishment, but his career was built on being complicit in their greatest blunders.
Also, on a number of occasions, Tucker came right up to the line of saying that Iraq was directly involved in 9-11.
For instance, on the September 25, 2002 episode of Crossfire, he said this, Yeah.
So, more startlingly, I think, this is fucking baby talk, what he's doing.
This is nonsense.
That legitimately sounds like he's talking to middle schoolers, but what he's saying does somewhat line up with Alex's explanation of the globalists.
They're evil, they do false flags because they're evil, and they just delight in being evil.
So it's interesting to see Tucker mock this mentality in what he views as the cable news class who aren't actually saying this, and yet he aligns himself with Alex, who is saying that.
Well, Tucker's laughing at this caller scolding him on C-SPAN.
And then, over time, through progressive deterioration of his integrity that may or may not have been there in 1999, he ends up becoming that caller, basically.
So, like I said, every news article that I've seen about the damn situation has said that Ukraine points the finger at Russia and that Russia blames Ukraine and that no one knows for sure.
Further, all of the mainstream media outlets have covered the leaked document that came from the racist Discord server that showed Ukrainian planning involving attacking the pipeline.
And Tucker's only primary source that he's...
Brought up at all that had to do...
The only primary source at all, but it also was to do with that Ukrainian military figure considering flooding the dam at the end of 2022 came from the Washington Post.
The mainstream media isn't all marching in lockstep saying that Putin did this, but people like Tucker and Alex like to create that image for their audience because, you know, it's a cheap trick that they can use to make themselves seem like iconoclastic voices, like the only ones brave enough to think for themselves while everyone else is a sheep on autopilot.
You know, they've killed Russian soldiers, and Lindsey Graham makes a joke about, you know, it's the best money we've ever spent, or something like that.
Yeah, she was saying that it's in the U.S.'s national interest for Ukraine to come out victorious.
Tucker isn't responding to what she said.
He's responding to what it feels like she said, if you only watch trash shows like Tucker's.
And that's intentional.
So Zelensky and Lindsey Graham being happy about Russian soldiers dying is fucked up in some ways, but...
It's not really impossible to understand.
Does Tucker think that Putin is solemnly lighting a candle and saying a devout prayer for every Ukrainian soldier his troops kill?
You'd hope that everyone would constantly stay aware of people's humanity, but it's a war.
It's a war where Zelensky's country was invaded.
You can understand someone in that position not being the most precious about lives.
None of what they said makes it any more or less likely that they blew up the dam, but this is a fun game for Tucker, because...
It's a shortcut for him to present Zelensky as a bad person, so then he can say, doesn't it seem like he's the sort of person who would blow up that dam?
Even if you buy the premise that he's a bad person, it doesn't follow that this indicates that he's willing to blow up a dam to blame somebody else.
The game that Tucker is playing there with the, he's a bad person, so maybe he would blow up a dam.
Alex engages in that kind of thing a lot.
There's a whole genre of conspiracy theory where the person making the claim has no evidence of anything, but to make the narrative stick, you just hang it on insinuations that aren't the bad guys capable of doing this bad thing?
And so that's one of the things I'm trying to focus on as I was going through this is the similarities and differences between Alex and this.
To me, what I'm hearing is the focus is like, let's take extremely complicated events, boil them down to a popularity contest, and then you choose which one you like more.
So we got another pot kettle situation with Tucker's comments about Nikki Haley, too.
Back when he was a bow tie wearing little boy, Tucker spent a fair amount of his time scolding people who didn't support the war in Iraq and had a position that it was mandatory.
For instance, here's Tucker from a January 21st, 2003 episode of Crossfire.
Quote, France's foreign minister has been swaggering around the UN lately, boasting that his country will never support American war plans, regardless of the evidence against Saddam Hussein.
Asked about our so-called allies' reluctance to stand up to evil dictators, a clearly frustrated President Bush told reporters, surely our friends have learned lessons from the past.
On the other hand, maybe they haven't.
As one by one, its former colonies have descended into chaos and misery, France has looked away.
When a war broke out in the middle of Europe during the 1990s, France yawned.
When the United States, which twice saved France from a German-speaking future, attempts to disarm one of the world's most dangerous lunatics, France howls.
On that same episode, Tucker was talking to an anti-war activist and made the point that there was a whole lot of wars going on in the world, but they were focused on the war in Iraq, saying, quote, I must say, the anti-war movement seems like an anti-America movement to me.
Tucker's political position was that the war in Iraq was in the U.S.'s best interest, so he went about deriding people who didn't agree with him.
What Nikki Haley said wasn't even as explicit or extreme as the line that Tucker took in the past, but he appears to be responding essentially to what he would say, as opposed to what Haley did say.
And look, I don't know everything that Nikki Haley has ever said, but if she's saying that it's mandatory to support the war, then the clip that he plays should be demonstrative of that.
Because that's the claim that he's making, and then he's playing that.
Tucker does not understand what he's talking about.
But this strikes me as a piece of evidence that someone working on his staff probably likes to watch online debate streamers.
Tautology is one of the terms that you might hear thrown around by these debate folks, along with some names of fallacies, but they don't usually use them correctly.
So in the area of logic, a tautology is a statement that must be true because it has to be.
For instance, A equals A is a tautology because the thing must be the same as itself.
Another really elementary one is either A equals B or A does not equal B, because the disjunction or is satisfied if one of the elements is true, and A equals B and A does not equal B contain all possible states of being.
All of these sentence constructions are not tautologies, because there are instances where they can be false.
What Tucker is talking about is not the logic meaning of tautology.
He's talking about the rhetoric version.
This is a term that's thrown around to deride someone using somewhat self-present.
is pretending Nikki Haley said.
She didn't say that you need to support Ukraine because they need your support, but Tucker claimed that's what she said, most likely because he wanted to do this little fake smart guy shtick about tautologies.
Because that sentence would be more or less a rhetorical redundancy.
The problem here runs a little bit deeper, though.
The statements that he mocks at the end of the clip are not tautologies in the logic sense, nor in the rhetoric sense.
They are just sentiments that he doesn't like.
Diversity is our strength is a bit slogany, but it's not a tautology.
It's not even really something you could translate into the logical form, because it's just a statement.
It wouldn't be an if-A-then-B kind of thing.
It would just be represented by A. There's no comparative...
There's no grammar within it.
It's just A, and that can be true or false, thus it's not a tautology.
It also isn't a tautology in the rhetorical sense, because it's not redundant.
Again, it's just a statement that he doesn't like.
It's slightly verbally redundant, and the word woman appears twice, but it's not really a rhetorical tautology because of the context of those words.
Zelensky as Churchill is not even close to a tautology in either sense of the word.
Tucker is using this word to describe beliefs he doesn't like, and I think what he's trying to say is that these are statements that he feels people throw around baselessly.
They're statements that are just supposed to be true on their face, no evidence required.
But I don't think that people who believe those three statements believe them for no reason.
Tucker is acting like they do, but they don't.
I could very easily explain why I believe the first two.
Like, I could.
It wouldn't be difficult, and I'd be happy to if Tucker wants.
Someone else can take the Zelensky-Churchill one, though.
I'm not going to field that.
That's not my business.
I'll take two of the three.
It's unfortunate that whoever wrote this monologue for Tucker didn't actually study any of this stuff, because it's a little bit embarrassing when you try to be condescending and you're talking about stuff wrong.
Oh no, it might as well be a I'm wearing a genius hat superiority complex level of like, oh, see, I thought that we all had moved on past tautologies, but now everybody's throwing tautologies left and right.
You've got a tautology, you've got a tautology.
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Everybody just won't stop tautologizing all the time.
So the American public very well may be poorly informed, particularly about things that are going on in other countries, but I'm not sure where it ranks internationally.
What I can say, however, is that Tucker Carlson viewers are almost certainly less informed than the average American.
There was a famous survey that was done about a decade back that found that Fox News viewers were the least informed about current events in politics, while Daily Show and NPR viewers were the highest.
And just last year, a survey found that Fox watchers were vastly more likely to believe misinformation about climate issues than people who got news from other sources.
I'm not sure he really should defend his transphobia by pointing to Tajikistan, though, since that country is headed by an authoritarian dictator who's been in office since Tucker was wearing bow ties.
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He's been in office since 1994.
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It's really easy to find out where the money is going that we sent to Ukraine.
You can find plenty of mainstream media outlets reporting on this.
Tucker is pretending that it's some kind of a mystery because it's another shortcut to making himself look legitimate and like a bold truth teller as opposed to a bigot dum-dum talking to his audience like they're in grade school.
CNN has, like, the big archive of them, and I was going through it, and there were a couple that I was like, oh, this could be pretty fucking interesting, and then I clicked on it, and I'm like, oh, it's a Novak episode.
Not only are the media not interested in any of this, they are actively hostile to anybody who is.
In journalism, curiosity is the gravest crime.
Yesterday, for example, a former Air Force officer who worked for years in military intelligence came forward as a whistleblower to reveal that the U.S. government has physical evidence of crashed, non-human-made aircraft, as well as the bodies of the pilots who flew those aircraft.
The Pentagon has spent decades studying these otherworldly remains Okay, that's what the former intel officer revealed, and it was clear he was telling the truth.
In other words, UFOs are actually real, and apparently so is extraterrestrial life.
Now we know.
In a normal country, this news would qualify as a bombshell.
I suspect, I was thinking about this, and I think it might have been a situation where my parents heard the song, Parents Just Don't Understand, and they're parents.
So, Tucker's complaining that you're punished if you're curious in journalism, but then he immediately, unquestioningly accepts the word of a guy who's talking about UFOs and aliens.
So that's about a guy named David Grush who's made these claims, but I've heard these claims before, and they were bogus.
This could be something, but also Grush himself hasn't seen anything.
He's reporting things he's heard.
He has, at best, secondhand information, which Tucker is just accepting as gospel, and like, oh, aliens are here.
And we have their crafts.
It's such a dumb way for him to try and score points on the media by implying that they don't talk about the important stories and call you a kook if you're curious about this real shit.
First of all, every news outlet ran stories on this.
Is that a lot of people, a lot of the time, whenever people like Tucker are like, well, we've got evidence that people made stuff from off this planet and it landed here and we've got the people who flew those ships.
They generally don't understand quite how hard it is to travel through space.
If there were an alien craft that was capable of making it to this planet and it landed, either one, we would have no idea what we were looking at, or two, we would instantly understand how to travel through space.
In a normal country, this news would qualify as a bombshell, the story of the millennium.
But in our country, it doesn't.
The Whistleblower's account ran on a technology website called The Debrief, which you've probably never heard of.
The Washington Post had that story, but decided not to run it.
The New York Times, meanwhile, just pretended it never happened.
On the front page of the New York Times website this morning, there were five stories about Ukraine, as well as four stories apiece about Donald Trump, trans people, and climate change, the usual lineup.
There was nothing at all about how an alien species is flying hypersonic aircraft over our cities.
When Western tourists first started traveling in large numbers to the Soviet Union in the early 1970s, they found that many Russians had a completely warped understanding of the United States.
They thought that Americans lived in grinding poverty in a state of perpetual race war and were desperate to flee to the freedom and prosperity of the Eastern Bloc.
They thought this because that's what they had been told.
They had no way to know otherwise.
The few Russians who understood what was really going on in the rest of the world This is incoherent.
Apparently because the New York Times didn't cover this UFO guy on their front page, we're subject to a crushing centrally controlled media like there was in the USSR.
This is idiotic.
But while we're on the subject of that story Tucker is telling about the people in the USSR, let's examine that for a second.
He's saying that when Americans went over to Russia, Russian people had a misconception about Americans based on the media that they'd taken in that characterized them in a certain way for political reasons.
That's interesting, because that's exactly what Tucker and Alex do.
Would it surprise their audience to learn that blue cities aren't constantly on fire, they aren't swallowed up by a perpetual race war, and our streets aren't actually covered with feces and needles?
It kind of feels even like Tucker and Alex say things like, you know, this country is filled with poor, struggling people who are always on the verge of a race war.
And there is the potential for even Tucker Carlson, back when he was working for the Weekly Standard or on Crossfire, to recognize, like, hey, there's some...
I engage with media and the attention that I try and accrue.
Sure, sure.
He has not done that.
And that's part of the reason why these things from 25 years ago are still fairly relevant.
But with people like Alex and Tucker, it's even funnier and worse.
Alex and Tucker and all these other right-wing shitheads, like the Hannity's and what have you, they pretend that they want to flee the big cities themselves.
So, yeah, he fancies himself the shortwave under the blankets, which gave the people living in the USSR, the select few gave them an accurate presentation of what's going on in the world.
Meanwhile, in reality, he's the media that's lying about what the Americans are actually, the conditions Americans are actually living in.
He's the polar opposite of the thing that he's metaphorically positioning himself as.
And that's not too surprising, but it is a metaphor.
And that is something that Alex can't handle.
It requires too much forethought to end on a bow.
Like, he put a bow on it.
You know, it's a shitty bow, and the present sucks, but it is at least wrapped.
Well, he probably also had access to school that would be more pleasant.
Alex went to Austin Community College and probably didn't see it as a foray into anything that was going to be useful for him, whereas Tucker went to all these elite private schools.
Things that he's saying are potentially more explicit in terms of their connections to, you know, neo-Nazi-ish white supremacist stuff, like the ways that he was describing Zelensky, for example.
I think the ecosystem that this exists in now has to be viewed as in conversation with itself, you know?
I don't think we can live in a space where we can act like InfoWars is its own universe anymore.
This is all in conversation with itself.
To me, there's no separation anymore.
Fox News is InfoWars, is this, is that, because they're all communicating with each other and adjusting themselves based around their equilibrium with each other.
They're all part of the same thing.
So anything that we talk about now, we're also talking about InfoWars.