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June 5, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
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#814: June 1, 2023

Today, Dan and Jordan continue to explore Alex's hotel broadcast adventures.  In this installment, Alex investigates giant combat robots, discusses stalking Mark Zuckerberg, and interviews a dollar-store Steve Pieczenik who wants to outlaw homosexuality in the US.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
19:28
d
dan friesen
42:55
j
jordan holmes
24:26
Appearances
s
scott bennett
02:18
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
o
owen shroyer
00:05
p
pastor david manning
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
It's time to pray.
donald j trump
I have great respect for Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge.
Fight.
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
That was a good Celine time.
alex jones
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody!
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
Why don't you go first?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, twofold.
Twofold.
First fold?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Review?
Incredible.
dan friesen
I'm not surprised to hear this review.
I figured that would probably be your take, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
jordan holmes
I enjoyed it, but when I say incredible, I mean, it exceeded what I would have called incredible for it.
Because, and I mean, before you even go any further with the movie as far as the writing, which is fucking spectacular.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It is beautiful.
dan friesen
Did we get Nick Cage in there?
jordan holmes
No, I don't think we get his voice.
We do see a little bit of the...
But I think he'll be in the next one.
dan friesen
You just see a full frontal shot of Nick Cage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you do see just Nick Cage.
dan friesen
It's animation, but weirdly, there's just one, like, Roger Rabbit style, just real life.
jordan holmes
There is a reference to Spider-Man 2. You do see a Tobey Maguire.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, it is the artwork.
Is astonishing.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
And it is specific to the characters in such an evocative way that it never feels like it's too on the nose, but it is so right on.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, it's so good.
And then as far as the writing goes, it might as well be called Daddy Issues the Movie, so you know I appreciate it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is literally right there for me.
dan friesen
You know, you got Uncle Ben and Aunt May, right?
I mean, like...
Does Peter Parker have his parents?
jordan holmes
But see, Peter Parker does not have his parents, nor does he have his uncle.
He only has Aunt May.
Miles Morales has lost his uncle and does still have both of his parents.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Family systems within superheroes are strange.
jordan holmes
It's always complicated.
And most of them are dead.
dan friesen
Can't keep track of all this.
jordan holmes
But the biggest thing about the story is it's such a great, great, great examination of the this is just how it's done versus the, well, fucking do something different.
And it's so good.
It's so good.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
I repeat that I will watch it if it's in front of me.
jordan holmes
If it's in front of you, I will let you know.
dan friesen
But I have to watch the first one first.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you do.
I'll put that one in front of you because it's so good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then my second one is my wife bought me a brand new hat at the Art Crawl.
dan friesen
I don't mean this in an insulting way, although this term is sometimes thrown around disparagingly.
It's a little loud.
jordan holmes
It is loud.
It glows in the dark.
unidentified
Oh.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
There's splashes of paint on it.
jordan holmes
You got it.
dan friesen
We're talking about something kind of visual here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
But it's really nice.
It says be yourself on it.
It's great.
Local artist?
dan friesen
I'm guessing maybe it was done by a kid artist because the Be Yourself is quite off-center.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
That's the idea.
It's by 327 Gifted Designs.
So that's who put this together.
And it's nice and it fits well.
dan friesen
Are we sure that that isn't 327 Gifted Designs, not like a gifted program at a school?
jordan holmes
For third, second, and seventh graders.
dan friesen
Right.
It is a bit off-center.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, you're not wrong.
B yourself is pretty long, though, as far as the size of it.
dan friesen
Well, that's what I'm saying.
You have to plan in advance for how many letters there are.
jordan holmes
There is a little bit of the, like, all right, here we go.
Start with the B. Oh, no.
I've already screwed it.
dan friesen
You reach the end of the page, you know, trying to fit the letters in there.
Yep.
Well, it's a nice hat.
jordan holmes
Yes, it is.
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
My bright spot, actually, I want to...
This isn't my bright spot, but I was thinking about this while you were talking about the Spider-Verse.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And that is that I descended down a Spider-Man rabbit hole on Wikipedia.
jordan holmes
Did you?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What for?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think somehow the words, the superior Spider-Man came across my attention.
jordan holmes
As opposed to the amazing Spider-Man.
dan friesen
And I was like, what the fuck is this?
jordan holmes
I can't hang with this.
Why did you change the word?
dan friesen
What is this?
And then so I looked into it and I read up on how Spider-Man died at the end of the amazing Spider-Man series.
And then Dr. Octopus put his brain into Spider-Man's body and decided he was going to be a better Spider-Man than Spider-Man.
And I was like, alright.
Interesting.
I didn't realize that was an entire plotline.
jordan holmes
So Doc Ock puts his brain inside.
dan friesen
Doc Ock is dying.
Sure.
Because of old age and illness and what have you.
jordan holmes
And Peter Parker's dead already.
dan friesen
Well, no, he figures out a way to change minds with Peter Parker.
So Peter Parker's mind goes into his dying body.
jordan holmes
And then he dies.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And then he's inside Spider-Man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, so he wanted to be a superior Spider-Man.
And then I lost interest in figuring out where the plot goes from there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
dan friesen
But I was shocked that that happened.
jordan holmes
Of all the ways to die, I don't want my to-be-surprised...
By waking up inside the body of a dying man and then dying?
That's the worst way I can think of to die.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Well, drowning, bad.
jordan holmes
Sure, but I mean, drowning, you're still like, oh, well, I'm 35. I'm having a good time.
This didn't work out for me, you know?
Suddenly being Spider-Man and then trapped in the body of a guy with octopus crap on his back who's dying.
That's a bummer!
dan friesen
Also, if you have that octopus stuff on your back, it's got to be tough to lay in a hospital bed.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, I bet they're pissed off at you too, because they're like, we have to roll you over and you weigh seven tons.
dan friesen
Yeah, I guess it's not even your own death that you're experiencing.
That would kind of feel like a rip-off.
jordan holmes
It's a rip-off!
Yeah, you got your life stolen from you in an unfortunate way.
dan friesen
Yeah, so my bright spot is not that.
I am working on the 2004 episode for later.
We have a present day episode today, but we have a 2004 episode coming up that I discovered something very exciting about.
So that's my bright spot.
It's teasing a future episode.
Teasing is the bright spot.
It's somebody who we have a lot of people ask for updates on pretty regularly.
What?
jordan holmes
I think I know.
dan friesen
Do you?
jordan holmes
Maybe.
dan friesen
Who do you think it is?
jordan holmes
I think it's Pechenik.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Oh.
No.
dan friesen
Damn it.
I feel like now I should just say.
jordan holmes
Well, no, you can't.
dan friesen
I found the first appearance of Don de Grand Prix.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh my god!
Don de Grand Prix!
dan friesen
Yeah, he's alive!
unidentified
How's he doing?
He's alive.
jordan holmes
He's alive!
Oh, man.
dan friesen
That should give you an indication of how life is going.
That's my bright spot.
unidentified
That's your bright spot.
dan friesen
I found the first Don de Grand Prix.
jordan holmes
There are worse things.
There are worse things.
dan friesen
So, we have a present day episode to go over today, Jordan.
jordan holmes
All right.
All right.
Are we in the hotel room?
dan friesen
We are still in the hotel room.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
And guess what?
I geolocated the hotel.
So we'll talk about that.
But actually, Alex doxes himself, so it doesn't really matter.
But I found out where he is.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And we'll talk about all this business.
But before we do, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Maddie in DC.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Giuseppe Pepperoni MFA.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Actual Door.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, and all hail at Skull Asteroid on Instagram.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
I like that double up, because you never know if we're going to be near your birthday or near Christmas.
dan friesen
Could be either, could be both, could be neither.
No, I like it.
And whenever Alex mentions New Zealand, it makes my dreamy less creamy.
Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you, and we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to congratulations Mike and Jess on your Hobbit wedding.
Thank you so much, you are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'll honk your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
unidentified
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
alex jones
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
You should have known it wasn't Pachinic.
I would not.
Spoiled that.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
In a bright spot.
jordan holmes
I know, but I just got excited.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know if you know this, but I have a penchant for excitement.
dan friesen
Here's the thing, though.
I was sitting around trying to figure out a way to explain it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, someone who often there's updates about, you know, the running joke of how's the Andre Grand Prix doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
There's no way to do it, because the running joke is so specific.
dan friesen
There's no way for me to, like, tease it out of you, or evoke you to say, how is Don DeGrand Prix doing?
Right, right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Without kind of giving up the game, and then it's less fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I stepped in it, I'll be honest.
jordan holmes
Ah, you're great.
You did great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Thanks.
So, we start off, and Alex is not on the first half hour of the show.
On this episode.
This is June 1st, Thursday's show.
jordan holmes
Did you find out if the hotel is a gym?
Was he in the gym?
dan friesen
I guarantee he was not in the gym.
Unless the gym is code for the bar.
I don't think Alex is going to the gym, ever.
And that's not to say, you know, I'm not body shaming the man.
I just don't think he has a lot of discipline or interest in his health.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
But he shows up about half an hour in, and he explains that he's on vacation.
And cool your fucking jets.
Because there's more going on to this vacation than you might imagine.
jordan holmes
Alright, alright.
alex jones
I decided to take a family vacation for a week and a half.
And I decided to take a vacation in a place where I could conduct an investigation of the globalist building bunkers.
That we've known about for a long time and broke about 16, 17 years ago.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, what?
alex jones
It's been accelerated since then.
And so I ended up extending my, quote, workcation three days until tomorrow.
I would want to go back in Texas on Tuesday so that I could get some more contacts.
And just for my own safety, the information's already been transmitted to InfoWars.
And so anything happens to me, that information will still get out.
But in the interest of safety...
I'm going to go ahead today at the bottom of the next hour and release this information now.
dan friesen
Nothing's gonna happen to you, you dum-dum.
jordan holmes
In the interest of safety.
dan friesen
Yeah, so when Alex said that he was investigating globalist bunkers, that tells you that it's either in Hawaii or New Zealand.
Because those are the places that Alex always talks about.
And it's in Hawaii.
He's in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And the information that he has transmitted, or the only thing that he reveals, is a picture, allegedly, that he took from a helicopter of Mark Zuckerberg's house.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
He's stalking Mark Zuckerberg.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
That sounds right.
He took a very lovely helicopter ride with his family.
dan friesen
It shows nothing.
jordan holmes
Got a picture of Bill Gates' house or whatever.
Mark Zuckerberg's house or whatever.
Pretend.
And he's just like, well, see?
Work.
dan friesen
Yeah, there are two semi-cylindrical buildings that are in this picture, allegedly.
jordan holmes
Somewhat silo-ish?
dan friesen
No, like a half-circle on the ground, as it were.
I think cylindrical might have been the wrong word.
So yeah, it's just that.
You can't really tell anything from it.
It's very uninteresting.
But apparently he might die for taking this picture.
I think...
If I had to guess.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You might be able to write off a family vacation if you pretend it's work-related.
Second, you might be able to convince the bankruptcy court to let your business pay for this if it's work-related as opposed to I want to go to fucking Hawaii with my family for two weeks.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I want to just make sure that everybody at the bankruptcy court knows that they are doing a bad job, and they're terrible at what they do, and they should be embarrassed for themselves.
dan friesen
Or circle back on this one, because you might want to reinvestigate if Alex used funds that he shouldn't have to take this.
Obviously, I mean, tens of thousands of dollars, probably, to take a family vacation for two weeks to Kauai.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Go fund me for Erica Lafferty.
Everyone at the bankruptcy court, go fuck yourselves.
dan friesen
So look, if Alex is investigating something serious, which he's not, but if he is, what he is investigating is terrifying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're talking about underground cities.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're talking about robots.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I should say Alex is talking about these things.
jordan holmes
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to ask you this question before we get there.
If Zuckerberg goes deep enough, will he meet the Nazis in Antarctica?
Underneath the...
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
I don't know about angles.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know how the earth works.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know where each is situated.
I know that if he digs, keeps going down, he'll get to China.
Because that's what everybody, everywhere, if you dig down, it just goes to China.
jordan holmes
No, you're going to get to the mantle, and it's going to be really, I mean, it's just molten rock.
You're not going to be able to, I don't know if the mantle's molten.
One of them is molten rock.
dan friesen
Sure.
You're not a geologist.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
And neither is Alex.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
But look, there's bases and robots.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
I have been on the ground.
And not just Mark Zuckerberg, but others, more than 20 of them, are building underground bunkers in Kauai, Hawaii.
Now, I've interviewed the construction people.
I have talked to more than 15 different individuals, including, well, I'm not going to get away too much because I don't want to get them in trouble.
They all had to sign NDAs, non-disclosure agreements.
What they believe is going on as criminal or of great public interest.
But what you're going to hear at the bottom of the next hour is something out of a James Bond movie.
dan friesen
Okay?
unidentified
Or Scorpio from The Simpsons or something.
alex jones
But Hollywood really loves to throw in your face.
But yeah, basically the first Incredibles, underground sub-bases, giant robots.
jordan holmes
I am the bold man!
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
Yeah.
Inside the hollowed-out volcanoes, giant robots, and submarine bases.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Alex is investigating hollowed-out volcanoes with submarine bases and giant robots.
Okay.
And the first Incredibles movie is real.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
So, I mean, listen.
I know that, you know, like Peter Thiel...
That monster.
He's trying to escape.
dan friesen
Yeah, he is like a house in New Zealand, right?
jordan holmes
He's doing the thing.
And he's probably doing some bunker-related shit.
He's a billionaire.
He's probably bored more than anything else, right?
dan friesen
Some of that stuff is honestly not that...
No.
Granted, I think that there's a lot of...
Back when 2012 was happening, there was a lot of real scammy bunker type stuff.
Get your bed in this timeshare bunker or whatever.
You know, there's a lot of that mentality, and I think it's misguided.
In the same way that a lot of, like, prepping is pretty extreme in a sense that's like, okay, this is about something else for you.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But at the same time, you know, having a little bit of food set aside.
Totally.
unidentified
In the case of some kind of a natural disaster or whatever, that's normal.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm telling you that in the 50s or 60s, people were like, hey, fucking fallout shelters, we're getting nuked at any moment.
I'm assuming that a billionaire's bunker is essentially a fallout shelter, but super nice.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, what's the difference between a man cave and a bat cave?
jordan holmes
Not much.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you're a billionaire, what are you going to do?
Make a bat cave.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess more...
More mental illness.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I know one thing.
Alex is talking shit.
jordan holmes
I almost forgot that we are trying to deal with actual...
dan friesen
There's some kind of a real thing.
And some of it strikes the ear as a little bit inappropriate and fucked up.
In as much as there are rich people who are setting up...
These elaborate estates.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, you know, whether it's in New Zealand or Mark Zuckerberg on the North Shore of Kauai, you know, it's, you know, whoever it is, you know, buying up a lot of this property is maybe disrespectful to the local people that live there and have lived there for a long time.
Yeah.
But outside of, like, a critique of...
You know, buying all this land, what complaint do you really have?
Alex shouldn't have any leg to stand on, and that's why he has to make up giant robots.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I want a giant robot.
dan friesen
You want like a Pacific Rim type mech?
jordan holmes
No, I want Gundam.
I want Gundam wing all the way.
I want, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta have, I gotta have laser sword.
Which is a lightsaber, but apparently a thousand...
I love that they can make laser swords for giant robots.
dan friesen
At scale.
jordan holmes
At scale.
dan friesen
Would you be a Power Ranger if asked?
jordan holmes
Uh, no.
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
No!
Too much responsibility.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Too much responsibility!
dan friesen
You are just somebody who wants to be capricious with your Mac.
jordan holmes
Why would you not?
unidentified
With great power comes a lot more fun!
dan friesen
That's interesting to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If someone legitimately came up to you and asked, would you like to be a Power Ranger, you would say no.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
Do you see what they have to do all the time?
Also, there's a space guy in a tube.
I'm going off original American Power Rangers, you know.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Of course.
And, I mean, it's just rough.
dan friesen
They always succeed.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And you have good friends.
jordan holmes
Can you succeed if the fight never ends?
Can you succeed if you are constantly fighting the same people over and over and over again in an endless loop of pointless violence?
dan friesen
I mean, we're figuring that out right now.
Sort of.
jordan holmes
That's a very good point.
dan friesen
I would probably be a Power Ranger.
jordan holmes
Okay, fine.
dan friesen
So, look, we got combat robots.
I just found this to be delightful.
If I'm listening to Alex in a hotel room, if he's going to fantasize about hollowed-out volcano bases with giant robots, thank you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're going to have fun.
dan friesen
At least it's not hateful.
It's just some dumb fantasy.
alex jones
Why on Kauai Hawaii are there at least 20 millionaires associated with Zuckerberg?
All building underground tunnels interconnected around his property with a secret submarine base being built.
And why are there 20-foot combat robots there?
Well, because in the future, Zuckerberg is not going to trust troops or citizens or people he's paid to protect him.
He's got armies of high-tech weaponized drones, a huge security force.
If you even try to walk on the beach, because under federal and state law, up to the waterline, the beach is public in Hawaii, same thing in Texas, same thing in Florida.
He's trying to block that off.
He's got drones, paramilitary troops, and your boat even gets up close to it.
Here come the drones.
There's all these bubble giant buildings, half the size of football stadiums, with all the secret construction going on.
I mean, his giant house looks like an ant.
next to these big domed...
Here, here, here, let me just start showing you something.
How long ago I just released all this now?
Let me see, I'll tell you next hour.
I mean, you think I'm playing around here, folks?
unidentified
I got Yeah, he's playing around.
dan friesen
I don't know the extent to which any of this is true, but I would say that Mark Zuckerberg is somebody who a lot of people would want to kill, and he's a target for a lot of people.
The idea of him having drones that monitor the waterfront of his property, I don't think that's that weird.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I think to not do so might be irresponsible for his own security.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I think that if you've lived your life in such a way that you require drones to monitor your vast properties, you're a bad person on the inside.
dan friesen
Hey, don't disagree.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That is a larger solution to the problem.
Don't get yourself into a position where...
where you need drones to protect your security.
But now that we're already here, we can't really settle that at this point.
So for him...
That makes sense.
I don't think he has 20-foot combat robots.
jordan holmes
Right.
I know, but it's like billionaires are just so shitty.
They're such shitty people.
Just build a house with all kinds of hidden doors and shit.
That's the most fun.
I just want a wall of books that opens up into a secret room.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's all I need.
dan friesen
I guarantee every billionaire's house has that because it's fun.
jordan holmes
It's so fun.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's so fun.
dan friesen
The combat robots thing.
I just want to deal with this.
This is just Alex's fantasies that have to do with things like unintended consequences and his ideas that he goes on and on about how once the globalists are in the redoubt, their security will turn on them because we have patriots embedded with them.
He talks about this all the time, and so now the way he's reporting on Zuckerberg's redoubt situation is like, yeah, he has these 20-foot combat robots.
Because he knows that he can't trust people once the shit goes off.
He's just molding the way he's talking about this story to match what the globalists would do in response to his fantasies.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Essentially.
jordan holmes
This is what you would...
I mean, it would be what he would force you to have to do.
You have no other choice but to make giant robots.
dan friesen
20-foot combat robots, interconnected tunnel mazes.
jordan holmes
I ask you, are we talking mechs?
Are we talking like humanoid robots?
dan friesen
No, I don't think...
That's a good question.
We don't get into that.
But I do think he has a submarine.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think that that's not secret, though.
Right.
Because he goes from his house to his yacht.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's not going to just do that on a little boat or whatever.
I think he does take a submarine to his yachts and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you've got to get shot into the sun.
Sorry.
Screw you.
Fuck you.
Zero sympathy.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Okay.
So Alex is going to release his proof.
And again, it's just a grainy photo that shows really nothing.
I guess maybe he sent more stuff from the helicopter to Infowars, but at the point of doing this episode, he has really nothing to show for it, except probably a huge bill for the hotel that he's staying in.
alex jones
So coming up at the bottom of the next hour, I had a very important, informative guest joining us.
I'm going to lay out the basics of what we discovered about Mark Zuckerberg.
And then when I get back to Austin tomorrow, I'm going to work in the next week or so on putting the video, the research, the information together about what's happening.
And when I cover this at the bottom of the next hour, it would remind me, because I need to write some notes here.
I just decided to start talking about this right now.
It's from a gut level.
I was waiting until I got back, but I'm going to do it now.
Then we'll get more details and flash out the reports after.
This is a security issue.
dan friesen
It's not.
alex jones
But remind me to remind folks we can pull up the articles about the dangerous individuals list put out three years ago.
About two years after our first banning, the 12 people were on.
Myself, Paul Watson, Gavin McGinnis, Louis Farrakhan, the wall people, and a few others.
Did I mention Paul Watson?
Yeah, he was on there saying these are dangerous individuals.
So you're allowed to not just talk bad about them.
And pull back some articles about it.
You're allowed to call for violence against them and organized violence.
Now, that was totally illegal.
That's where the left wants to go next.
We know the ADL wrote these guidelines.
So they tested their next guideline of organizing violence against us.
And that's where this always leads.
dan friesen
Yeah, so the ADL, back in the day, Convince Facebook to allow organizing violence against Alex and all conservatives, as the storyline dovetails into.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I just don't think the ADL has the type of budget for the amount of stuff that Alex is giving them.
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, they spent so much of their budget on...
20-foot combat robots.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And hollowing out volcanoes.
jordan holmes
Oh, not to mention they're still paying off all the infiltration for the Patriot Front and that kind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a huge loan.
Goldman Sachs.
dan friesen
So, none of this...
There's a kernel of truth behind this, and that is that Alex and all these people were on a dangerous individuals list that Facebook...
Treated in particular ways.
Now, the idea of being like, yeah, you can organize violence against them, not necessarily the case.
But Alex can't find the article, and it becomes this white whale that he's chasing throughout the episode.
jordan holmes
Keep an eye out.
alex jones
Sugarbird pulled back the calls for organized violence against us, which is criminal mafia racketeering.
I'm not joking if you're a new viewer or a listener.
This really happened.
There were articles about it saying, have they gone too far calling to organize violence against Alex Jones and Louis Farrakhan?
Now, there's a secret blacklist of dangerous individuals and organizations.
But then it goes on.
Guys, there's like headlines, Leningrad and you name it, where it called, it shows.
That's what I'm going to cover next hour so you guys can find it.
Where it actually calls for violence.
It says you may call for violence or organize violence against these 12 people.
So we're not just covering their dangerous individuals list.
The fact that exists.
We're covering the first 12 put on it with their rules saying they were allowed to call for violence against us.
There it is.
Facebook managed dangerous individuals.
It was a double banning.
That's AP.
But the real issue was that, and Paul Watson wrote about it, So he can't find it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He continues to not be able to find it.
And then Rob Du finds it.
Although Rob Du doesn't work there anymore.
It's very confusing.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But we'll get to that when he gets to it.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
For now, it's just, hey man, they said...
That they could do all this violence against us, and it's the ADL.
The ADL was behind it.
alex jones
So as bad as Zuckerberg is, he said, no, we are not going to call for organized violence against someone.
And the ADL then, a year later, had a big meeting on TV.
Big decision.
And they said, we want to put Zuckerberg in prison because he doesn't agree with organizing violence against Alex Jones.
Literally.
We should probably kind of pull this together on a report.
It's kind of important because what they try to do to us, that was the first bite of the apple.
Now they're rolling it out against everybody.
dan friesen
So, if you follow the plot line, the ADL came up with this plot to, you know, allow organizing violence against Alex on Facebook.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And it got put in place.
And then Zuckerberg was like...
No, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
So he changed the policy.
And then the ADL had a big meeting that they organized on television with Sacha Baron Cohen, where he is like, we gotta fuck Zuckerberg.
Fuck Zuckerberg because he won't let us organize violence against Alex Jones.
That's an intense one.
Yeah.
So that's the storyline.
It's not true in any sense of the word, but fun, I guess.
jordan holmes
I feel like a good trivia question for a very specific audience would be, what list was both Louis Farrakhan and Paul Joseph Watson on at the same time?
dan friesen
Maxim's Hot 100?
unidentified
Incorrect, but close.
dan friesen
So, Alex talks about some other subjects while he waits for someone to find him this article.
Sure.
And it turns out the Democratic primary is in his mind.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
And then the actual number was 67% of Americans believe.
Midas committed crimes and impeachable offenses.
And then that's in a mainline poll.
It's actually much higher.
And, of course, he's only got like 30% approval rating of the Democratic Party.
In many polls, he's in a dead heat with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Or in other polls, Kennedy is like five, ten points behind.
That's unheard of.
Kennedy wasn't a Democrat nominee if he's allowed to be in the debates and he wasn't being censored.
Very smart, great guy.
Too bad his voice is shot.
My voice is half shot, too.
It's about content.
Not even, you know, at the end of the day, how it's, quote, deliberate.
It's about the...
Actual goods, the actual policies.
dan friesen
I always wonder why he throws quotes in various places.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It makes no sense.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Not how it's quote delivered.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is, and so-called.
Like, no, no, that's the wrong use of so-called.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's just what it's, it's called that.
dan friesen
Yeah, he has these sort of ticks that he throws in, and it's very strange.
jordan holmes
And it's inexplicable.
dan friesen
So, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not polling like that.
That's nonsense.
jordan holmes
I think...
I think, listen, I don't think we can organize this country around any guiding principle right now.
We're too divided on, you know, everybody wants to fight about stuff.
Here's what I think we need to do as a society.
Just refuse to click on any election links until three weeks before the election.
Just refuse.
dan friesen
No, there's too much money that people make from...
jordan holmes
No, no, no, but people.
Just the people need to just refuse, and then if journalists all want to read their same bullshit, they can do that together.
But we can't let this happen anymore.
dan friesen
I understand.
I think it would be healthier.
jordan holmes
It's more than a year away.
dan friesen
I understand.
jordan holmes
Leave me alone.
dan friesen
Dude, I'm with you.
But you're never going to be able to implement this.
unidentified
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
We need to come together.
dan friesen
So the latest poll had Biden at 62%.
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
In the primary?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Kennedy at 12%.
jordan holmes
Kennedy's at 12%.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's too high.
dan friesen
Yeah, the numbers wobble around, but he's somewhere around 10 generally.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
He's beating Marianne Williamson, I'll say that much.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
dan friesen
But yeah, nowhere near Biden.
I believe they've even done some polling of who you would want if Biden isn't running, and he's not even winning those.
jordan holmes
No.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah, but it's fun to pump this stuff up and pretend that you are way more close to winning because then you could have Trump versus Robert Kennedy Jr.
It's a win-win, baby.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
jordan holmes
Just, I mean, fine.
Fine.
I want to see it.
That's what I want to see now.
I've given up.
dan friesen
Honestly, I think that would be a nightmare and I don't want it to come to pass, but the debate between Trump and RFK Jr. would be wild.
jordan holmes
It would be the most...
Ridiculous collection of sounds that two people put near each other.
dan friesen
Because you've got this anti-vax weirdo over here.
And then Trump would be defending his vax stuff.
jordan holmes
Both defending and trying to be anti-vax at the same time.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah, that would be a mindfuck.
And I don't want to do it.
jordan holmes
Nah, nah, nah.
dan friesen
So anyway, we still haven't found this article.
alex jones
Oh good, they found it.
I'm glad the guys found it.
You guys have got 40 minutes to find it.
We wrote articles at Infowars.com.
It was a big story.
Cernovich wrote about it.
We had screenshots.
It was all over AP Reuters.
You showed those headlines.
But you want screenshots of the policies.
Call Laura Loomer.
She'll know how to find it.
I love the crew.
They're the best.
We had this one guy who worked here a few years ago who always could find things instantly, but he had to move on.
And now it's one of these pet peeves with me when I decide I have this policy saying you're allowed to call for violence against us.
That is so bombshell.
Maybe I just will go off the air until we find it.
unidentified
I'm not mad.
alex jones
Just a little suspense.
Okay, if you find it, good.
Because I want it already at the bottom of the energy.
I don't want people to understand what we're up against here.
I mean, do people understand the magnitude of Facebook putting out rules?
That you're allowed to organize plans to carry on violence against Alex Jones, Louis Farrakhan, Paul Joseph Watson, Gavin McGinnis, and like six, seven of them.
Laura Loeber was on there.
And then a week later, they take it down because of such an incredible, massive backlash.
I'll call Paul Watson during the break.
He'll know how to pull it up.
No big deal.
But yes, guys, I know you've got the articles at AP and Reuters about us being that special, dangerous person's list.
I want the shot of the rules.
Or maybe you can send them to me.
Maybe I saw them on screen, but I wasn't sure.
And then I want to make a big deal about that, because I don't want to just make a claim.
I'm not like CNN.
I don't just make a claim, and then I'll show them.
unidentified
I will show it!
I will show it!
dan friesen
Oh my god.
alex jones
I will show it!
dan friesen
It will be too!
He's getting mad at the crew sitting in this hotel room in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
Why are you there?
dan friesen
If you're the crew, you gotta be pissed.
jordan holmes
No way!
dan friesen
This asshole is over in Hawaii, drunk.
All week, and he's just getting mad that you're not pulling up the article that he wants you to pull up.
jordan holmes
Now, if you got mad about that, you would have too many dreams to work at Infowars.
They're stoked.
They're like, at least he's not drunk yelling at us today.
dan friesen
At least he's not in an arm swing range.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
At least if he swings his bottle of Jack around, it won't smash me in the fucking face.
It's a good day.
dan friesen
Man.
Just a bleak picture, though.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
A man in a luxury hotel room mad that the propaganda article they want to put up isn't there.
jordan holmes
Why are you doing this?
dan friesen
I'll call Laura Loomer.
I'll call Paul Joseph Watson.
He'll know what to do.
jordan holmes
Just give it up.
If you're in a hotel in Hawaii...
He's saying, call Laura Loomer.
Also, I miss a guy from the past who was apparently really good at Googling.
That was his whole skill.
He knew how to use keywords properly.
dan friesen
Too competent, had to move on.
jordan holmes
He had to go.
Other places needed a Googler.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, great.
dan friesen
I can't imagine being an InfoWars listener and experiencing Alex be gone for two weeks in Hawaii with his family, see him come on and try to pretend that he was looking for Mark Zucker.
jordan holmes
I know.
How dare you?
unidentified
And they'd be like, oh my god, I knew he was doing something important.
dan friesen
Like, I can't imagine that headspace.
Like, how does this not pierce the illusion that he's fucking with you?
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm just saying that the type of shit Alex is doing on his show would have started the French Revolution.
He might have said, oh, let them eat cake is ridiculous compared to, I'm calling Laura Loomer from my luxury hotel in Hawaii.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I could trick you more easily.
unidentified
Exactly!
Come on!
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here!
dan friesen
So, that guy who could Google really well isn't the only person that Alex is thinking of from the past.
There's another name that comes up.
alex jones
We're not going to just sit there and ever play on the FDR.
jordan holmes
If it's down to Grant Green, you're a witch.
alex jones
We have to, at the state level, have attorney generals and others indict.
And Soros knows the power of that.
That's why he's been trying to get control of all the state attorney generals.
But something like 28 of them are not under his control.
And there's thousands of prosecutors locally.
Look at what Jim Garrison did out of New Orleans by himself.
Almost brought down the deep state.
jordan holmes
Did he?
alex jones
So, there's more than one way to skin a cat.
We have to stop sitting here and hoping that a captured criminal organization at the top...
We're going to fix the country.
dan friesen
So, do you know Jim Garrison?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
You don't know the name Jim Garrison?
jordan holmes
Not particularly.
dan friesen
You probably do know who he is, just maybe not ringing a bell.
He did not almost bring down the deep state.
He was a district attorney in New Orleans who conducted a very disjointed investigation into the JFK assassination that ended up proving nothing.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I was initially kind of taken aback that Alex is dropping a specific name.
He's been doing that here a little bit.
But then I realized that Jim Garrison is who Kevin Costner plays in the movie JFK.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
That makes sense.
jordan holmes
It's a movie.
dan friesen
It's still a movie.
I'm almost certain that Alex knows the name because of that movie.
jordan holmes
It's back and to the left.
dan friesen
Yeah, and then I remembered that that movie opens with the Eisenhower farewell speech.
jordan holmes
Oh no!
dan friesen
So much of this might just be Alex has seen JFK a bunch of times.
jordan holmes
We were stupid saying that he's a Bircher at heart.
He's just a guy who's watched JFK 10 million times.
dan friesen
But he also grew up in a Bircher household.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's mixed the two together.
dan friesen
I'm saying that when you look at specifics from Alex's life, a lot of them trace back to movies.
And they seem to only be those little blurbs from the movies.
So him pulling out the name Jim Garrison, I suspect it's Oliver Stone related.
jordan holmes
It is so weird how sometimes you can be like, oh, I just know which movies Alex has watched more than ten times.
That's just a part of my life now.
I just know this.
dan friesen
Oblivion.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Top of the list.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Look, I think that Alex makes a good point in this next clip, and it's a bad point.
And that is that he thinks they don't cover their own oppression enough.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
dan friesen
Yeah, this might need to be a mic down thing, because it's infuriating that Alex is lamenting for two minutes.
jordan holmes
The thing that he does every day.
dan friesen
Oh, does he?
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
All right, I usually get prepared for the show, but I've been on quasi-vacation, also working.
Come back tomorrow.
And it's not the crew's fault.
When I hit a frustration level, I've got to go off air until I find all the stuff I want because I'm not going to sit here and make claims on air to you without actually showing it to you.
And this is part of the paradigm problem.
About two weeks ago, it came out that Homeland Security and universities across the country is handing out millions and millions of dollars of grants to teach students that all...
All conservatives are terrorists and white supremacists.
You see it all over the news, you know about it.
And if you look up there, you see InfoWars in the right-hand corner, right below the Nazis.
All right?
You got below that, a CBN, the Christian Broadcasting Network.
Wow, they're Nazis, and the Republican Party, and Fox News, and the American flag, and the Heritage Foundation, and the NRA, and the John Birch Society.
And so it's a whole article about that that was on InfoWars a few days ago.
The frustration is...
There's a week and a half where Infowars even wrote an article about how we were being attacked.
And I'm not mad at the crew.
It's the same thing with me.
It's like, it's not, we can't even, we had to update the website a few years ago.
So everything, four years older, older, that put the thing like an archive.
It's all messed up.
And so Rob New was able to find our articles about us being listed as terrorists and that Facebook said that they can organize assaults on us.
We don't even focus on ourselves enough.
The listeners aren't going to think we're important either.
I mean, I'm not going to have my head blown off tomorrow.
There probably wouldn't even be an article about it.
unidentified
All right?
alex jones
So, and I'm not mad.
I'm just saying, we need to be focused on how serious and dangerous this is.
Were we able to find the article a few days ago when we finally wrote about it?
I want to be able to get this.
I want to put it up on Infowars.com.
There it is.
dan friesen
I mean, there's a portrait of a man complaining that his own company doesn't cover their own persecution enough while sitting in a luxury hotel room in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I've realized...
dan friesen
You just sum it up with, wah.
jordan holmes
I need a Foley artist.
I need a Foley artist because if I expressed myself Physically, this place would be trashed.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So if we have a Foley artist who I can be like...
dan friesen
I'd get you a soundboard.
Make the explosion.
jordan holmes
No, not a soundboard.
We're not morning zoo crew.
We bring in a full-on Foley artist, okay?
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
That's what we do.
dan friesen
But they're going to need to be prepared in advance to know what kind of visceral reactions you're going to have.
jordan holmes
No, what will happen is we'll get together after the show, and then we'll...
dan friesen
I'm not doing that kind of editing.
jordan holmes
All right, fine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
We're going to need another employee.
We're going to need a Foley artist slash editor.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
If only we had somebody who was really good at Googling.
That would be the...
dan friesen
Yeah.
They don't stick around, though.
jordan holmes
They just don't.
They're just too in demand.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this article that Alex is talking about is a misrepresentation of a slide from the University of Dayton.
They had a class that they were going to teach that they were applying for a grant for, and they had a slide that was taken from somewhere else that involved a pyramid of right-wing radicalization.
And at the bottom, it had Fox News, John Birch Society, I think I've seen that one.
And then the second level was things like the Proud Boys, Infowars, and then the third is like Nazis.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then the top is the violent, like organized violence Nazi type things.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And so, yeah, Alex is complaining about that and how they don't cover their own oppression enough.
And I would say I generally think he's wrong.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But...
At the same time, they're six and a half years late to cover a podcast about him.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
They have never covered that.
jordan holmes
That is true.
dan friesen
So maybe they don't cover their own oppression.
jordan holmes
There is a point to be had there.
Their oppression, unfortunately, they cover in incorrect and fantastical ways, as opposed to covering the things that they should be, which is us spanking them pretty regularly.
dan friesen
So maybe someone is on the crew dropping the ball.
Maybe Alex has been telling them to talk about us for a long time.
jordan holmes
Who knows?
dan friesen
I would say that pyramid, though, when I was looking at it, I was like, that's pretty fair.
It is like people at that bottom level.
Maybe someone who watches Fox News.
Not too worried about them.
They have the potential to be turned on to ideas that'll take them deeper into a bullshit well.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And once you're into the Infowars Proud Boys level, there's probably not going to be any talking you out of the path that you're on.
But maybe you'll stay there and it's kind of like a preoccupation with these absurd ideas.
You waste a bunch of money and time and energy.
You alienate the people around you.
And then, you know, on the off chance you go to the third level...
There is definitely no talking you down from there.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And you are now dangerous.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it should be treated as such.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But the InfoWars level is like, you know, it's still just the second level.
unidentified
Right.
It's not the third.
jordan holmes
You're most likely at the InfoWars level to bleed your bank account dry as opposed to...
dan friesen
You're most likely to pay Alex's hotel tab.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And why?
jordan holmes
I mean, wow.
Boy.
Hoo boy.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Hey, buddy.
dan friesen
But it is a little bit rich to be like, we don't cover our own oppression.
But it's one of the primary motivating factors in his world.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, I mean, it's always...
I feel like the cliche is like, oh, there's no God, etc.
I just feel like if there was an ordered universe, you would not see a train crash in India.
And Alex Jones complaining about fucking how terrible his life is in a hotel in Hawaii at the same time.
Those can't be simultaneous at the very least because an ordered universe would not allow that.
It's just not possible.
They're simultaneous.
That's the problem.
You see?
dan friesen
I'm so oppressed and I don't complain about it enough.
Another Mai Tai, please.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
It's tough to breathe sometimes.
dan friesen
So Alex has some thoughts about Democrats, and this is pretty gross.
But I wanted to keep this in, and I wanted to play this, because it's important to kind of recognize where Alex is in terms of how universal his accusations are among Democrats.
So get a taste of this.
alex jones
When you see a group of Democrats...
up on stage at a federal level, 80% of them rape children.
80% of them rape children.
And I'd say 10% on stage are murdered children.
That's very conservative.
And I stake my soul on that estimation.
I'm not saying that right verbally.
jordan holmes
Shang Tsung appears!
alex jones
Murdered children to drink their blood.
And black magic rituals.
This is all coming out.
We've seen it.
UN reports, it's coming out, whistleblowers everywhere.
I mean, it's just any Black Sabbath rituals.
That's not just the name of a rock band.
Look at Black Sound Ritualism, all about it.
dan friesen
Okay, so yeah, 80%, 10% of Democrats on the federal level are murderers.
They murder children.
jordan holmes
Statistically, that outstrips the total...
I mean, that's...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's just stupid.
That's stupid.
That's stupid and stupider.
dan friesen
I would say that if 80% Sure.
Of the Democrats elected on a federal level, let's say, are abusing children.
Right.
The other 20% are not going to be thrilled about this.
jordan holmes
You would think.
dan friesen
I would say that that other 20% is probably going to be screaming bloody murder about it.
jordan holmes
They might almost tell somebody about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
At the very least, one of them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because they're excluded from parties, at the very least.
dan friesen
And I think they might change their party affiliation.
jordan holmes
I don't know how you could exist as 10% when you know.
dan friesen
If 10% are murdering children in Black Sabbath rituals, that other 20% that's completely on the outside of these abuse things and rituals, they would have to be in a situation where Alex is imagining they would be complacent.
Like, I'm not into that, but, you know, to each their own.
jordan holmes
You win some, you lose some.
This is just part of the game we play in government.
dan friesen
That's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
That is absurd.
That is absurd and offensive.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's the other thing, too.
The offensiveness of it.
It's making a mockery of actual child abuse and exploitation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, 100%.
dan friesen
Like, it's...
It's pathetic on a level that is actually destructive.
It's harmful to the cause that Alex pretends to be championing and caring about.
jordan holmes
No, if you were going to stake your soul on it, your soul would be ripped out of your body instantaneously.
That's fucking gross.
Disgusting.
dan friesen
If it were possible to stake your soul...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And this is actually proof that it is not possible to stake yourself.
jordan holmes
It seems like this is the most proof that we can get.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So non-employee Rob Dew has now found the articles that Alex wants.
alex jones
And I don't want to say it's PTSD.
It is not.
But it is frustration when I start remembering that Facebook, the biggest media organization in the world, three and a half, four years ago, did a next-level ban saying, you're not allowed to say nice things by Alex Jones.
But you are allowed to call for violence against him and organized violence.
And they did find the documents and show it at the bottom of the hour.
Rob New came in like 15 minutes ago and told me he did it to you guys.
So he put that on screen, please.
So that's what's going on here.
That's what's happening.
And we're going to show some news articles about it, because I know we wrote articles about it.
I know it was all over the news and time.
And you know what?
If we can't find the articles or something happened to them, even though it was the number one national story, it just shows how we don't write about ourselves.
I understand it's there.
New Facebook policy allows violence against conservatives.
unidentified
Yes.
alex jones
Yes.
Thank you.
Bingo.
Let's update it.
Let's repost to the front page.
And let's make a big deal about this, because understand, this isn't the past.
This is the future.
This is what they're trying to do.
dan friesen
So the headline that Alex has there is naturally from Infowars, and it says, quote, new Facebook policy allows violence against conservatives.
This is based on an image from a Facebook community standards page that says you cannot post threats, quote, unless the target is an organization or individual covered in the dangerous individual's organization's policy, or is described as having carried out violent crimes or sexual offenses, wherein criminal-slash-predator status has been established by media reports.
market knowledge of news events, etc.
Obviously, this policy was changed and doesn't exist like this anymore.
But on the surface, it appears that Alex is exaggerating the story, but isn't wrong that they do allow people to post support for violence.
Sure.
Alex is certainly in Tier 3, which is the least severe of the groupings, where the first is mostly terrorist organizations and the second is violent non-state entities.
The goal of the policy is to not take down threats to folks on this list.
You don't want to shudder the speech of somebody who wanted to express outrage at ISIS.
Sure, sure.
If you consult Meta's Transparency Center, you'll find that these tiers are moderated differently.
For instance, people in tiers 1 and 2 are subject to removal of content that praises them or offers support to them at all.
Conversely...
Tier 3 folks are just not allowed to use Metaproducts or coordinate on the platform.
So Alex is getting a lot of mileage out of the, like, yeah, you can threaten ISIS.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, these dangerous individuals is too big of an umbrella.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The difference between a Tier 3 and a Tier 1 are so, so different.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a Tier 3 is like you're demonetized and you can't use groups.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or you can't have an account.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's...
Okay, fine.
dan friesen
Yeah, whereas, like, if you say something positive about ISIS, they will remove that post.
jordan holmes
Yeah, which is like, I mean, don't say something positive about ISIS.
dan friesen
So Alex is basically just taking this thing where you, like, all the rules that apply to ISIS actually apply to me.
And that's just not accurate.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I suppose they would if Alex would admit that his organization is equally as bad as ISIS.
dan friesen
Well, I don't think anyone would believe that.
Or I don't think anyone would be able to argue that sufficiently.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
I think, personally, this is an unwise strategy for social media moderation, but I don't know what the correct way to do that would be.
I just don't know.
And that's the reason why I'm glad that I'm not responsible for solving that problem.
And I don't think I would ever get myself into that situation.
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
I think that the policy is ineffective, and it seems like it's ripe to be turned against progressive social organizations.
jordan holmes
As they usually are.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is something that is not good, but it's still worth noting that Alex is completely wrong about it.
And he's just making up stories to exaggerate his own persecution, which he does not cover enough.
jordan holmes
No, no.
No, no, no.
This is honestly the first time in, I want to say like...
Since we started this podcast, since the very beginning when he said it's time to pray, this is the first time that I've heard him say that he's under attack.
It's the first time.
I mean, and not just that, but, you know, like, people...
dan friesen
To be fair, though, wasn't that about Netanyahu being under attack?
It was time to pray because Netanyahu was getting indicted.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's right.
He was the linchpin that was going to bring it all down.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
It's time to pray.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Oh, the time.
The time.
dan friesen
So, Alex gets into rant mode here.
Killing some time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're in a hotel room.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, waiting to get back to the fucking beach.
dan friesen
Yep.
Get out to the cabana.
So yeah, he just talks about his view of the world.
alex jones
This country was the wealthiest and the safest and the freest and the most dynamic because we did more than any other nation to empower the individual and have checks and balances.
What about the slavery thing?
But we've been course correcting and doing incredible things unlike any other nation the world's ever seen.
jordan holmes
Women weren't people.
They were proper.
alex jones
And now we've gone the polar opposite of what made us great.
A 180.
And then we ask ourselves, you know, why that is.
And it's because we become lazy and become stupid, and we acquiesce and say yes to all the yes-men that say yes to the yes-men.
And at the top, it's the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers and the British and Saxe-Coburg Gothas that aren't even British and aren't even German.
They're like literally Transylvanians from the Count Dracula line.
Can't make this up.
And they're completely inbred pedophiles on record.
And they don't even know what planet they're on anymore.
unidentified
And we're all just receiving orders from these people.
alex jones
And George Soros is running around generaling.
And they're just all psychotic out of their minds.
It's like, what the hell is going on here?
And then now the ADL says all white people are bad.
They're backing all the leftist groups.
And if you say, hey, it's okay to be white.
No, you're evil.
We need to put you in jail.
They're saying, we want to put you in jail.
Don't you dumbasses realize that'll cause a real war?
They're like, yeah, we'll get a lot of funding then when the New World Order tanks, you know, have the ADL on the side.
I mean, folks, the tanks coming to the American people, the globalists are going to put the Star of David on it, basically.
Because they think, well, no one will oppose this, and then literally people are going to oppose it.
And then you're going to make it about the Jews, and it's not about the Jews.
The Jews are being set up here, ladies and gentlemen.
An 82-year-old, Spielberg, is...
Yikes.
dan friesen
I feel like if I were a neo-Nazi, I'd be thrilled with this kind of talk.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Seems in line with the kind of messaging I would like to put out.
jordan holmes
You know, I do believe that you should say, what is going on, if you describe 15 different topics, rapid fire, that are unrelated to each other.
dan friesen
Well, they're related to each other.
jordan holmes
You should scream, what is going on, because you are incorrect about all of them.
You should ask that question, but earnestly.
What is going on?
dan friesen
What is happening?
jordan holmes
What is happening?
dan friesen
His Mai Tai is late.
That's what's happening.
He's got to kill some fucking time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is...
dan friesen
Before he gets refueled.
jordan holmes
That's definitely a killing time rant.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
So yeah, the UN tanks and the New World Order tanks are going to have a Star of David on the side.
So if you're mad about the tanks coming in to take the American people, then you'll be accused of being anti-Semitic, man.
jordan holmes
I'm going to be honest.
dan friesen
Alex says after engaging in...
In a dense rant of anti-Semitic tropes and throwing around Rothschild and Zoros.
unidentified
They're saying that we're bad.
dan friesen
Cool, man.
jordan holmes
I don't know a lot about warfare, especially not modern warfare.
But I will say, I definitely don't know anything about that.
dan friesen
Yeah, me neither.
jordan holmes
I never play war games.
I don't think, just geographically, that tanks are going to help in a takeover...
Basic citizenry kind of thing.
They're just...
Go up!
There's so many fucking hills!
dan friesen
They're good for blocking roads.
jordan holmes
They could block roads, sure.
I mean, that kind of hurts you too.
dan friesen
Bono?
You like how I'm playing word association games?
jordan holmes
Actually, you know what?
unidentified
Now that it hurts Bono, I'm back in, baby!
dan friesen
Yeah, this is just...
That clip, I didn't have a lot to say about it other than...
unidentified
Ooh!
jordan holmes
Ooh, Nelly!
dan friesen
Wow, Alex.
jordan holmes
That is a big one.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, look, I mean, they're going to put this Star of David on the side of the tanks.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And, like, you know, Alex is saying that the Jewish people are being set up to be associated with this, and that if Biden were to use a cross, he would be like, cut it out, man.
Cut it out.
alex jones
Cut it out.
I mean, if Biden was doing all this evil crap, and they put a cross on the side of the tank, I'd say, take that off!
unidentified
Take that off!
alex jones
Take that off!
Take that cross off there.
You don't represent us.
I mean, they had a Christian organization, and the government's like, thank you for running us.
Thank you for telling us what to do, Christian organization.
unidentified
And we're going to arrest people and surveil them and take everything away from them.
alex jones
Thank you, Christians.
I'd be like, hey, you don't represent me.
I'm not with you.
Let me just stop here before I come back into the Zuckerberg and all the rest of it.
But the point is...
We're in the season of false flags.
They're planting false flags.
That's how they intend to go the rest of the way here.
It's obviously not going to work.
A large portion of the public is totally awake.
We're waking up every day.
This is an explosive situation.
But separately, I get so busy, I don't do this.
InfoWars needs to expand, not contract.
And if we don't get funding, we will implode.
InfoWars is barely in the black, but that's not the reason to support us.
These are great products you need.
dan friesen
Yeah, you need these products.
I would say that Alex should really consult how many hate groups use a cross as a symbol.
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
There's so many.
Iron cross stuff.
jordan holmes
Furthermore, Alex would be stoked.
He would be like, finally, the army of God has risen up.
He would be stoked beyond stoked.
dan friesen
He's never demanded that all of these hate groups stop associating themselves with crosses.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
No, definitely not.
dan friesen
Dumb dumb.
jordan holmes
And describing Christianity as...
Traditionally a very peaceful religion that does not use religious symbols in war, forgets quite a bit of history.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he needs some money, though.
Nice ad pivot.
And that's because Kauai ain't cheap.
There's a particular backdrop behind Alex in the shot, and I was able to use that to confirm that he's in a suite at the Royal Sonesta Kauai Beach Resort.
This is an amazing hotel for a luxury vacation, but it isn't really one that you'd choose if you were interested in scoping out Zuckerberg's property.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah?
dan friesen
Zuck owns land primarily on the north shore of the island, and this resort is totally on the south.
It's way on the south.
jordan holmes
Well, he doesn't want to be too close to Zuck, otherwise his drones will see him coming.
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Kauai isn't a giant island, but you have to remember that there aren't necessarily convenient roads that traverse through the middle of the island since it's a volcano.
To get from the south side to the north shore, you need to take the highway that goes around, and it would be over an hour trip each direction.
It strains my belief that this was something that Alex was actually doing, since there are plenty of very nice hotels on the north side of Kauai that he could have chosen.
It's hard to tell exactly what room he's in from the camera angles, but whatever he's choosing, you're looking at somewhere in the ballpark of $500 a night or more.
If his kids came along, that's easily like two or three rooms even that he might need to get, and then there's the flights and all the expenses of the outing.
This is not a cheap trip.
It's pretty amazing to imagine that anyone would watch this last week or two and come away thinking that Alex is anything other than a really flagrant con man who's basically just rubbing it in people's faces now.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I can't.
If I think about it too long, Dan, I don't feel good.
dan friesen
Yeah, well, you shouldn't.
I mean, he should feel bad.
You shouldn't feel good, this level of a scam that he's pulling.
jordan holmes
I mean, and here's the thing, you know, like...
Comics.
We used to drive hours upon hours for five, ten minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So you'd think, oh, an hour drive both ways.
Not too bad.
For Alex, not gonna happen.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Not gonna happen.
dan friesen
No, but that's because Alex knows he's not gonna find anything.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
It's a fake crusade or investigation that he's on, so why would he waste his time, number one.
Number two, we would drive all that way in stand-ups because no one else would put us on stage places, and there was this idea that you gotta do it.
You gotta prove yourself.
Any opportunity.
The opportunity could be the opportunity.
And that's an unfortunate mentality to be stuck in.
jordan holmes
Didn't work.
dan friesen
No, but it can work for some people.
And, you know, it's really, in hindsight, more about the experiences.
I mean, we wouldn't have met, probably, if we weren't desperately chasing stage time.
jordan holmes
Believe me, as much as I hate saying this...
It was the friends we made along the way.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Alex would not make any friends at Zuckerberg's estate.
No.
Yeah, so I'm guessing that he took, like, a helicopter tour of something at some point, and they...
Flew over the North Shore, and he saw Zuckerberg's place, took a picture, and now he's turned this into the entire story and the reason for his trip and all this.
So it's fun, I guess, but it's a scam, and he's conning the people who trust him the most.
jordan holmes
I mean, I just don't see how we don't view this as stealing from the families.
I just don't see how we can't view it as him stealing money from them.
That's just what it is to me.
But whatever.
I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a tough distinction.
I don't know how to make it.
So Alex has a guest on for the third hour, and it's not a guy that I've necessarily seen pop up here, although I have seen him pop up.
alex jones
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live right now, ladies and gentlemen, and we have our very special guest with us, Scott Bennett.
Last time he was on with us for an hour and a half, he went over.
His bio, he was an officer in the Army all over the world in Army psychological warfare operations.
He's one of the smartest people out there when it comes to breaking this down.
If you just joined us, he was on with us a little bit in the last segment, preluding what he was about to hit.
We're going to get into the huge development of Ukraine and Russia.
dan friesen
Yeah, Scott Bennett.
This guy.
Alex has a new Pchenik.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
A new psych operations guy.
jordan holmes
What's he up to?
dan friesen
So this dude is super religious and super boring.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The only thing even slightly interesting about him is that he sells intelligence briefings on Patreon, which I have to think is a breach of their terms of service, considering that he claims that the intel he's providing is confidential in nature.
Personally, I recognize his name because Bennett is a longtime guest on Project Camelot, going back to at least 2014 and having appeared as recently as the end of last year.
We've never really covered him there because he's boring and he doesn't typically engage in fun space fantasies, which is really what you want there.
In 2017, Bennett appeared on Project Camelot alongside Jim Fetzer to spread insane conspiracies about the Las Vegas shooting.
But it doesn't end there.
In 2022, Bennett was a featured speaker.
Jim Fetzer's False Flags and Conspiracies virtual conference, where he spoke about bio and chemical weapons labs in Ukraine.
He spoke on Sunday at 7pm, which was actually probably a way better watch than what they had on the agenda for Saturday at 7pm.
That was when a dude named Fred Leuchter did a presentation on how there were no gas chambers in the Holocaust.
Bennett also appeared at the 2020 version of the conference, where multiple people gave lectures about how Sandy Hook was faked, and Bennett spoke about the 2020 election being stolen.
He's pretty good associates with Jim Fetzer.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Here's what we do.
dan friesen
Seems to work with him a bunch.
jordan holmes
Here's what we do.
We replace my arm with a pitching machine.
All right.
And then I can just handle things without blowing out my shoulders.
I threw too much when I was younger.
I messed it up.
And these people just need to get hit with a baseball.
That's just what's gotta happen.
dan friesen
I mean, they should stay out of range.
Jesus Christ.
I worry about what you would do, even with a bum arm.
In late March of this year, Bennett was interviewed on a weird rumble stream along with Wano Savin, the guy who some QAnon people think is JFK Jr.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
To put it bluntly, this is a man with zero credibility, and it's a real shame to see Alex have to sink this low with his guest booking.
Just bring back fucking Pechenik.
This dude's just an off-brand Steve, and when it comes to PSYOP experts, I accept no substance.
I want Steve.
jordan holmes
Steve's just better at it.
dan friesen
Yes, he arrested the Pope.
jordan holmes
He's got it.
dan friesen
He killed Itzhak Rabin.
He overthrew the Soviet Union.
jordan holmes
He's got the fucking shit.
dan friesen
You can't bring me Scott Bennett and expect me to be impressed.
Bring back Pachanek, you dick.
jordan holmes
So he sells...
Confidential documents on Patreon?
dan friesen
Well, I don't know if it's confidential documents, but it's confidential briefings.
jordan holmes
Briefings?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For you?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
Like, you're just some dude, or what?
Does he think that you're actually in, like, intelligence and you're like, they won't give me this briefing!
And then you go to him and he's like, ha ha ha, I've got it for you, now you're in the know!
dan friesen
I'll be blunt.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I didn't sign up.
So I don't know what it is.
jordan holmes
So you'll never know.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You'll never know.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And guess what?
I'm fine with that.
jordan holmes
It's a card that says you don't have to get vaccinated.
dan friesen
That is a mystery I never need solved.
jordan holmes
No, that's true.
dan friesen
What's on Scott Bennett's Patreon?
So there's going to be another pandemic, apparently, according to Scott.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
What an amazing prediction.
scott bennett
And I predict they're going to unleash a pandemic in October, November of this coming year and carry it through until February, January, and then launch all over again their PSYOP that they did in 2020 because they don't learn.
And they're about...
They will never relinquish power, Alex.
We will never have a free and fair election so long as we use electronic Dominion voting machines and any electronic voting machines.
We have to have counties say paper ballots and ink-dipped thumbs on the paper is the only way the American election goes for.
Because any other means...
alex jones
And by the way, just in the back...
jordan holmes
Sign your X, ladies and gentlemen!
alex jones
That's why they had to have the purple ink.
The State Department said that had to be done.
So our State Department goes around the world saying who has free elections and who doesn't.
And according to the State Department's own rules, we have one of the most fraudulent elections in the world.
But now they're trying to say it's terrorists.
That's one of the white supremacist markers.
If you question elections.
Well, everybody's supposed to question elections.
I mean, not to interrupt, just to back up what you're saying and then also back up what you're saying about how they're pre-programming.
Oh, the new virus.
We ended the last pandemic because the new one's coming.
And a month before the head of the WHO said that.
The day they ended it, I said, they're ending it to declare victory against COVID so they can, quote, declare victory against the next more deadly virus.
He comes out a month later and says, it's going to hit children.
It's coming next year, and we will take their rights, but we beat COVID, so do what we say.
We will beat it this time.
I mean, as you said, they lay the seeds for unconscious people, but if you're conscious, it's all pre-programmed.
We don't know exactly when they're going to launch what, but we know what they've got in their hand, what cards they've got to play.
scott bennett
You're right.
You're exactly right.
They're laying it and they will use this next pandemic to really annihilate everybody who is foolish enough to get the bioweapon jab.
dan friesen
Why would they need to do that?
I thought that was what they did this time.
They already got vaccines in everybody.
Those are the killer vaccines.
Why do they need to do this again?
It's fucking dumb.
jordan holmes
Simply put, obviously he's not taking it seriously because that is a call for revolution.
dan friesen
And basically what they're saying is we made a lot of money on COVID denialism and we're just going to do it again.
jordan holmes
I hope it happens again, baby.
Yes!
dan friesen
So there is going to be another pandemic.
It's just how nature works.
It's inevitable.
Even under ideal circumstances, there are going to be public health crises.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That happens.
It's possible even that this dude's time frame could end up being right, but it won't be an accurate prediction.
It'll just be a lucky coincidence for him.
And Alex is saying here that the globalists are pre-planning all this and broadcasting their intentions, but that's really...
What he's doing.
He knows as well as anyone that there's going to be another public health emergency at some point.
And what he's doing is announcing to the audience when that happens, he will blame his imaginary enemies for it no matter what.
There's no proof necessary.
It just will be what the story is.
We've already seen this play out.
Alex tried to do this with Monkeypox, but we got lucky, and that one didn't have the level of community spread necessary to keep it an active pandemic, and Alex just got bored with it.
He didn't want to pursue that storyline because it wasn't profitable for him.
He's going to do that with every public health issue that appears.
It'll be initially reported as the big one the globalists had promised was coming because they had planned it.
And then when it's not exciting enough for Alex, he'll pretend he never did that.
And he'll go back to saying that the next pandemic bioweapon attack is right around the corner.
It'll be the next one.
It's just fucking dumb.
It's so...
jordan holmes
I mean, but here's why it's even worse.
Here's why it's even worse.
Because I mean, if he was honest, or I mean, if he was telling the truth and a correct and accurate prediction about what would happen, then he's saying that we have four months or whatever to stop a pandemic.
And that at no point in time...
dan friesen
A mystery pandemic.
jordan holmes
That at no point in time even crosses his mouth.
dan friesen
No, of course not.
jordan holmes
Doesn't even leave his lips.
It doesn't leave his lips that he is telling you in advance that there's going to be a pandemic in October for five months that is going to kill millions of people.
unidentified
Well, I don't know.
dan friesen
I haven't watched enough of Scott Bennett's solo work to be sure.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Maybe he gets real deep in the weeds about that on his own time.
But yes, there isn't much of that on Alex's show.
jordan holmes
It's a lot like Bono's solo work.
dan friesen
Because it's about talking shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's about talking shit.
jordan holmes
It's just talking shit.
dan friesen
Keeping people scared about this impending thing and then being able to profit off every subsequent public health emergency.
And it comes at the expense of people taking health seriously.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what else to say other than, how could you?
How could you?
How could you say that?
Like, if I said that, the next words out of my mouth are, so we need to get some people together.
And we gotta do some shit.
And I don't know what it is, but we have four months!
That's what we've got!
dan friesen
See, here's why...
jordan holmes
Or three months or whatever.
dan friesen
Here's why you have no idea what you would say.
Because you would never say the first part, because it's fucking stupid.
jordan holmes
No, it's fucking stupid.
dan friesen
There's a mystery unknown pandemic that's going to happen that I'm basing off just basically vague ideas I get from creating stories in my mind about big...
Boogeymen in boardrooms and my imagined enemies.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's very unlikely.
dan friesen
It's pretty cool for these guys, though.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
So listen.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Scott Bennett sucks.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
Not only because he's not Steve Pachanek, but because he's also a big old homophobe.
jordan holmes
Of course he is.
dan friesen
He is the worst.
scott bennett
Look at the world's geopolitical realignment.
You've got the entire continent of Africa rejecting the United States and Biden because we've threatened them to put sanctions because they passed an anti-LGBT law.
Well, I wish they'd passed the same thing in the United States.
I wish we'd have the same courage of Africa and Russia by claiming that marriage is between a man and a woman and putting it in our constitution.
dan friesen
So Bennett's obviously talking about the new law that was passed in Uganda, which isn't about same-sex marriage.
It creates punishments of up to 20-year prison sentences for, quote, promoting homosexuality.
And the death penalty can be involved for, quote, serial offenders.
To be clear, this is on top of the previously existing laws that already said that it was illegal to be gay.
Yeah.
Scott Bennett wants it to be illegal to be gay in the United States.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Fuck this bigot.
This is ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And Alex is more than happy to have these conversations, to nod along.
It's, uh...
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, there's, to a certain extent...
dan friesen
This type of conversation is not acceptable.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
To a certain extent, if they criminalize you for existing, then, in a lot of ways, you're free.
You know?
unidentified
Well...
dan friesen
Well, that's an interesting way to put it.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I find it hard to believe that there's any law worth following if you're illegal.
dan friesen
Well, it's interesting because this guy already, I don't think I have the clip, but he already says that there are no laws.
So based on his perspective...
jordan holmes
So why make laws?
dan friesen
Well, no, the sheriff can make laws and maybe a good governor, if there's a good governor.
But the federal government, no, no, no, it doesn't exist.
jordan holmes
The sheriffs.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it turns out Alex has...
Apparently proven, and there's like ambassadors who have said this, I don't think this is true, because it's not, but that the Ukraine war is just about trying to steal all their children up.
And then Bennett has another little homophobic theory.
alex jones
But I mean, I forget, it was a bunch of U.S. ambassadors and all of them said just a few months ago, they said, our main mission is social.
In the Ukraine war because Russia isn't letting us do LGBT trans with kids.
It actually said that, that our policy is we want the Russian and Ukrainian children.
I mean, what a bunch of creeps, man.
They want to invade countries so they get their kids?
I mean, these are the folks that grab kids out of the back of your yard, folks.
I mean, it's just a billion times bigger.
Imagine you take a P.O. and a creeper van, and that's the New World Order.
I mean, it's like a Death Star-sized white creeper van.
scott bennett
Remember, that's why they overthrew Yanukovych.
Yanukovych said, we are not going to go the way of the European Union because we're not going to embrace their homosexual European Union policies.
And the moment he said that, Barack Obama married to Michael LeBron Robinson, a.k.a.
Michelle Obama, and Victoria Nuland and John Kerry and the rest of these fools, like John McCain, initiated the overthrow of Yanukovych.
dan friesen
Yikes.
jordan holmes
Like, the first thing I would do is steal a bunch of shit.
If it's against the law to be me, fuck it.
I'm going to steal as much shit as I can.
Listen, I'm not going to cower in fear and hope that, oh, I hope they don't find me.
Fuck that.
I'm going to get my money's worth.
They're going to try and kill me.
Just existing is against the law.
Fuck it.
I'm stealing your shit.
First thing I'm doing.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
I mean, fuck you!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck you!
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I get your shit now.
dan friesen
What are you going to steal, though?
Like, at retail establishments?
unidentified
I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
Are you going to do some, like, cat burgling of the rich?
jordan holmes
I feel like if I'm going to do it because I'm getting my money's worth, I have to cat burgle.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I mean, come on.
What am I going to do, smash and grab shit?
dan friesen
It's a better story, too.
jordan holmes
Totally.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
It's against the law to be gay, so I turned into a cat burglar and steal from the rich.
That's amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, would you have to put together a crew?
I mean, you can't just be...
jordan holmes
Oh my god, can you imagine an LGBTQ group of cat burglars fighting against rich people and stealing all their shit?
dan friesen
You call them the LGBT crew.
jordan holmes
Oh, LGBTs 11!
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, I hate this guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yep, yep.
dan friesen
This guy's the worst.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
Because he sucks, and the things he's saying suck, and they're not even things that deserve a response.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But also, you know that he's just filling Steve Pachenik's shoes.
If Alex were comfortable talking to Pachenik, he wouldn't need this loser, this Project Camelot loser.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
This guy who hangs out with Jim Fetzer.
Alex is trying to pretend I have no associations with Jim Fetzer.
jordan holmes
I mean, he just can't.
He can't.
Talk to Pchenik, right?
Because Pchenik is going to talk about how things that...
Did happen, didn't happen, right?
Yes.
That's gotta be it.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, he can't control Pachanek from saying things like the Las Vegas shooting didn't happen.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
dan friesen
Sandy Hook didn't happen.
jordan holmes
And he can't edit it out.
dan friesen
The election was all watermarked ballots.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Steve Pachanek does QAnon stuff.
jordan holmes
He's too wrong now.
dan friesen
But also, Steve Pachanek has his own audience that, like, if Alex tries to, like you're saying, edit his stuff out or whatever, Alex will get serious blowback from the Pachanek heads.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, I don't know, maybe there's also a thing where, like, Pchenik's pretty old, so maybe he's not as much in the game anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that's possible.
dan friesen
But whatever the case, I have tasted the finest champagne.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
I can't go back to Andre now.
jordan holmes
There's just no going back.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's just not.
Once you've got the Pchenik in your brain, you're done.
dan friesen
No swing is big enough.
jordan holmes
I mean, even on Project Camelot, I can't think of many swings big enough to equal a Pchenik.
If any.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think almost everything that involves, like, I hung out with and I worked on a planet that wasn't Earth and I fought beings.
jordan holmes
Sure, but I mean, that's like fantasy content where you're divorced from...
dan friesen
But they're presenting it as real.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
But I mean, come on.
Pachanek, on the other hand, Pachanek, he's got those swings.
dan friesen
It's the difference between fiction and revisionist history.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
It's Casey at the Bat versus Mendoza.
You know?
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex brings out his weird grainy picture that he may or may not have taken from a helicopter while he was stalking Mark Zuckerberg, and I find it unconvincing.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
alex jones
And then I want to segue into Kauai.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Does he hold up his phone?
Oh, my God.
He does not.
alex jones
Because I wasn't going to go to Alaska.
I've never been there.
But we've been to Kauai quite a few times.
And I said, I want to go back there because Zuckerberg, according to my sources, is building a big underground base and a submarine base and trying to set up robot defenses.
He doesn't trust the security people.
So I came here and I met a lot of construction firms, a lot of other groups.
They make them sign NDAs, but we confirmed.
And we'll show some just still shots real quick.
I'm going to show this when I get back to Austin and HD.
unidentified
But when you put those on screen, guys, I'll send them to you.
alex jones
This is from a helicopter.
You can see the big dome buildings that they've built.
And under that, there's these dump trucks going in and out all day.
As they dig in, and to understand how big those are, his giant 40,000 square foot house is just a little box there below one of those facilities.
So just like the NSA builds these big giant hangar bubbles that you could put a 747 in just that entrance, and they're also aircraft hangars.
They've got giant construction going on all over.
He's got thousands and thousands of acres.
And again, there's a big mountain and a gorge there.
They're building literally a James Bond villain like the Nazis had, underground sub-base.
If you try to get anywhere out 200 yards from the land, drones and armed troops come out and get in your face, even though it's public property.
If you get on the beach, they basically assault you.
And I'm just showing some grainy stuff here before I get back, because people don't want to see the actual HD.
They love little grainy things, but this is just...
dan friesen
I'd love to see some HD stuff.
I'd love to see anything, because this was nothing.
He's making a lot of claims there, and the backup is...
A picture that doesn't show shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He might as well have taken a screenshot from Endor.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
The Imperial AT-ATs are everywhere on this estate.
dan friesen
I'm telling you.
It's like that Eddie Page when he had a picture of the mothership.
unidentified
Yes, that was from a video game.
dan friesen
Might as well just do that shit.
jordan holmes
Might as well be that.
dan friesen
Alex has a picture of...
Something, and he's written a story about it.
I could just go to a construction site and make up a story about it if I wanted.
jordan holmes
You're ostensibly a professional, and you're talking into your webcam, holding your phone.
dan friesen
Actually, we learn here that it's an iPad, I think.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're not a professional anymore.
You're an asshole stealing money from families of grieving families.
That's what you are.
alex jones
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And speaking of people who have been real shitheads and harmed those families, Jim Fetzer is a buddy of this guy, Scott Bennett.
And listen real carefully.
He has to stop himself from saying Jim Fetzer.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
He can't say it on the show.
dan friesen
He's doing his plugs.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he almost says Dr. Fetzer.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Pay close attention.
alex jones
I want people to find what you're saying, Scott, because it's so dead on.
Let's take all the URLs one more time.
scott bennett
Go to patreon.com slash shellgame.
That's where we put our breaking videos up.
Shellgamewhistleblower.com is how they can contact me and see my story.
And globalfreedomtv.com is a news TV site that we're erecting and putting my videos on and putting other videos.
We've got a lot of your good stuff and other good stuff.
Brighteon, Dr. Fett.
A lot of good people up there in their different stuff.
So those are the three websites.
dan friesen
Dr. Fett.
jordan holmes
He went all the way to Fett.
I refuse.
That's legally actionable.
dan friesen
And then he realizes, like, oh, I'm talking to Alex.
I can't bring Sandy Hook up into this.
jordan holmes
I think you just cost Alex a lot more money.
Because this means that Alex is going to link to Jim Fetzer's shit no matter what you do to stop him.
dan friesen
Well, he's promoting a guy who has a website that hosts...
Fetzer content alongside Alex's content.
But I don't know how much Alex is liable for anything in that.
jordan holmes
On his show, he's pointing towards him.
dan friesen
I think legally debatable.
Civil lawsuit debatable.
Probably doesn't rise to the level of him doing anything wrong.
Although it's incredibly distasteful and kind of funny that this guy realizes mid-word that, oh shit.
jordan holmes
I think I was told not to mention him.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we talked about this before the show.
dan friesen
It implies that, or he just knows well enough, there are things you don't say on InfoWars anymore.
My association with Jim Fetzer will make me a persona non grata here, so I have to pretend that that aspect of my professional life doesn't exist.
And that's funny.
jordan holmes
That is kind of funny.
And sad.
Everything funny.
dan friesen
Oh, that's actually what I meant.
I meant sad.
jordan holmes
Everything sad, everything funny is sad.
Yeah.
dan friesen
All sad is funny now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and it's where Alex's iPad crashes.
alex jones
I agree.
Imagine society breaks down.
Everyone literally in Kauai hates Zuckerberg.
They all know where he lives.
So there's a nuclear war, and society's falling apart.
Everybody's starving to death.
You're going to have everybody going there.
I mean, he's an idiot.
scott bennett
Yeah, his life is already cost and suspect.
I don't see Zuckerberg or any of these people escaping the French Revolution that's coming, which will hang them by the neck and put their heads on pikes after due process of law.
And due process of law is coming.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what the French Revolution was known for.
owen shroyer
Well, it looks like we've had the inevitable crash of Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
The inevitable crash!
dan friesen
The battle!
jordan holmes
Jerry just died!
alex jones
Great stuff here.
dan friesen
We've got 60 seconds left of this break.
owen shroyer
Let people know one more time where they can find your work.
dan friesen
In fairness, the inevitable part, Alex does mention earlier that he forgot to plug it in.
So it was something that there was...
If it crashed, that was why.
So that was brought up.
Just to be clear.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But it is still funny.
And sad.
It's funny and sad.
Also...
I wonder what kind of a world we're living in, because it's not our current reality.
If the United States has...
A form of due process.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
That results in heads on pikes.
jordan holmes
It would be...
dan friesen
That seems...
jordan holmes
It would be a very interesting, like, here's...
Okay.
dan friesen
Like, even the worst criminals that end up getting the death penalty still end up having, like, a burial.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
But, I mean, what you gotta do...
dan friesen
Cremation.
jordan holmes
You have to accept that that's not cruel and unusual punishment because it's defiling a corpse, really, is what it is.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's a crime, sure.
dan friesen
Well...
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
We would have to change the law to allow defiling corpses.
unidentified
Yes!
dan friesen
Or just amend it to be like, if we really don't like you, we get to fuck with your body after we kill you.
jordan holmes
We can fuck with your body!
Who's going to hold us accountable?
dan friesen
As a message.
jordan holmes
Who defiles the defilers?
That's the question.
dan friesen
It is funny to just think like, you have to be like, okay, we're going to do this within the realm of the law.
We're going to put your head on a pike as a warning.
jordan holmes
The fucking Middle Ages Draconian Punishment Act of 2025.
unidentified
Now we're going to draw and quarter you under due process.
jordan holmes
Pieces of you will be displayed throughout the land.
You will be taught to the four corners.
dan friesen
Seems kind of silly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one doesn't make too much sense.
dan friesen
No, but coherence and making sense is not these people's forte.
jordan holmes
I mean, come on.
Let's just be real, okay?
That's lazy.
That's lazy.
We've already done it.
Human beings, we're past it.
We're past the heads on pipes.
dan friesen
I dread to imagine.
jordan holmes
What you're about to say.
I haven't thought of anything.
dan friesen
Okay, thank God.
jordan holmes
But God, I don't spend my time thinking about ways to put heads on different things.
dan friesen
So you're saying that should due process be followed and they put Zuckerberg's head on a pike.
You would say this is passe.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is too late.
This is too old.
unidentified
This is just too old.
dan friesen
This is 2000 and late.
jordan holmes
Here is what we do, all right?
We have a reality show called Wipeout.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
The hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
We just make it slightly more dangerous.
alex jones
Yes, the hole in the wall.
unidentified
Yes!
dan friesen
Not wipe out.
jordan holmes
Yes, the hole in the wall.
But that wall is knives.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
Don't even do that.
jordan holmes
Okay, sorry.
unidentified
Just...
dan friesen
You have to keep playing.
jordan holmes
You have to keep playing forever.
It's an endless, they shoot horses, don't they, montage of this person.
unidentified
It's hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Now, see, this is what I'm saying!
Why put a head on a bike?
dan friesen
I feel like we could work that into due process easier than head on a pipe.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
We'll call it a pipe.
dan friesen
I will say, hole in a wall forever is...
Cruel and unusual.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
That may be the most defined cruel and unusual punishment that has ever existed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And coming up with a rotation of commentary teams is going to be hard.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
When they were thinking cruel and unusual punishment, they were like, okay, none of this putting people in golden fucking cows and burning them alive while you eat.
No, that's fucked up.
They were never thinking about wipeout or hole in the wall.
They had no idea.
So I don't think that should count.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Did John Cena do Wipeout?
Was he one of the hosts?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I think Wipeout has existed across countries, continents, and eras.
So it's entirely possible.
dan friesen
Such a good premise.
How could it not?
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just...
dan friesen
It's no hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
It's just an obstacle course that is specifically going to make you bounce into the water.
It's not complicated.
Perfect.
dan friesen
There's a hole in a wall.
And that wall is coming at you.
jordan holmes
Slightly less complicated still.
What a premise.
Slightly less complicated still.
dan friesen
So, oh man.
You come to the end of this and what a vacation.
jordan holmes
What a vacation.
dan friesen
What a dick.
jordan holmes
What a real soulless monster by his own definition.
dan friesen
I'm, uh, I guess...
Excited for him to come back to studio in as much as I grow weary of his Hawaiian persona or whatever, his vacation persona.
I just want to get him back in the saddle.
He came back.
I do believe he is back in Austin because he posted a video of himself at the red carpet of the new movie that was made by the people who made Plandemic.
There's another dumb shit fake documentary.
By the Plandemic people, and Alex was at the red carpet.
jordan holmes
It's called Crandemic, and it's...
dan friesen
It's like cranberries?
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's entirely...
dan friesen
You like cranberries.
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
That'd be too good, but too close to the IRA.
They don't want to get back on the...
dan friesen
It's, I believe, called The Great Awakening.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Great name.
dan friesen
Hooray.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back to see where Alex is at, or maybe check in with the first appearance of Don DeGrand Prix.
Who knows?
But until then...
We have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Yay, we'll be back.
But until then, God, I once again have forgotten to come up with something to do at the end of these episodes.
I always tell myself that I'm going to do it.
I'm going to come up with something.
jordan holmes
It's going to happen!
unidentified
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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