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June 5, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
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#814: June 1, 2023

#814: June 1, 2023 Alex Jones rants about Facebook’s "dangerous individuals list," falsely tying it to calls for violence while misrepresenting tiered moderation policies. He pivots to blaming globalists—Rothschilds, Soros, and the "inbred pedophile" Saxo Burgothas—for societal collapse, then promotes Scott Bennett’s baseless 2023 pandemic psyop claims and Ukraine child-stealing conspiracy. Jones’ Kauai "investigation" of Zuckerberg’s property relies on grainy photos and wild theories, while Dan and Jordan mock his paranoia, homophobia, and Patreon-funded fearmongering, exposing how unfounded narratives fuel his brand. [Automatically generated summary]

Participants
Main
a
alex jones
infowars 19:54
d
dan friesen
43:42
j
jordan holmes
24:02
Appearances
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scott bennett
02:20
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
Red alert, Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
Knowledgefight.com.
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for the knowledge fight.
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need money.
unidentified
Red alert.
Red alert.
alex jones
Andy and Pamza.
unidentified
Andy and Pandy.
Andy and Pamzy.
That was the incredible tank.
alex jones
It's time to pray.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fake pin color.
I'm a huge fan.
dan friesen
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
Knowledgefight.com.
alex jones
I love you.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
dan friesen
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Joe's.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
Why don't you go first?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, twofold.
Twofold.
First fold.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Review, incredible.
dan friesen
I'm not surprised to hear this review.
I figured that would probably be your take, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
jordan holmes
I enjoyed it, but when I say incredible, I mean it exceeded what I would have called incredible for it because, and I mean, before you even go any further with the movie as far as the writing, which is fucking spectacular, it is beautiful.
dan friesen
Did we get Nick Cage in there?
jordan holmes
No, I don't think we get his voice.
We do see a little bit of the, but I think he'll be in the next one.
dan friesen
You just see a full frontal shot.
jordan holmes
You do see just Nick Cage.
dan friesen
It's animation, but weirdly, there's just one human, like Roger Rabbit style just real life.
jordan holmes
There is a reference to Spider-Man too.
You do see a Toby Maguire.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, it is, the artwork is astonishing.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
And it is specific to the characters in such an evocative way that it never feels like it's too on the nose, but it is so right on.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, it's so good.
And then, as far as the writing goes, it might as well be called Daddy Issues the Movie.
So you know I appreciate it.
Yeah.
I mean, it is literally right there for me.
dan friesen
You know, you got Uncle Ben and Aunt May, right?
I mean, like, does Peter Parker have his parents?
jordan holmes
But see, Peter Parker does not have his parents, nor does he have his uncle.
He only has Aunt May.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Miles Morales has lost his uncle and does still have both of his parents.
dan friesen
Right.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't.
Yeah.
Family systems within superheroes are strange.
jordan holmes
It's always complicated.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And most of them are dead.
dan friesen
Can't keep track of all this.
jordan holmes
But the biggest thing about the story is it's such a great, great, great examination of the this is just how it's done versus the well, fucking do something different.
And it's so good.
It's so good.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
I repeat that I will watch it if it's in front of you.
jordan holmes
If it's in front of you, I will.
dan friesen
But I have to watch the first one first.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you do.
I'll put that one in front of you because it's so good.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then my second one is my wife bought me a brand new hat at the art crawl.
I don't mean this in an insulting way, although this term is sometimes thrown around disparagingly.
It's a little loud.
jordan holmes
It is loud.
It glows in the dark.
dan friesen
Oh, there's splashes of paint on it.
jordan holmes
You got it.
dan friesen
Perhaps you'll want to show people a picture of yourself in the hat in order to because we're talking about something kind of visual here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
But it's really nice.
It says be yourself on it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's great.
Local artists?
dan friesen
I'm guessing maybe it was done by a kid artist because the Be Yourself is quite off-center.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
That's the idea.
It's by 327 Gifted Designs.
So that's who put this together.
And it's nice and it fits well.
dan friesen
Are we sure that that isn't 327 gifted designs, not like a gifted program at a school?
Because for third, second, and seventh grader.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It is a bit off-center.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, you're not wrong.
Be yourself is pretty long, though, as far as the size of it.
dan friesen
Well, that's what I'm saying.
You have to plan in advance for how many letters there are.
jordan holmes
There is a little bit of the like, all right, here we go.
Start with the B.
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Well, it's like I've already reached the end of the page.
You know, it's that trying to fit the letters in it.
Yep.
Well, it's a nice hat there.
jordan holmes
Yes, it is.
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
My bright spot, actually, I want to.
This isn't my bright spot, but I was thinking about this while you were talking about the Spider-Verse.
And that is that I descended down a Spider-Man rabbit hole on Wikipedia.
Did you?
Yeah.
unidentified
What for?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think somehow the words the superior Spider-Man came across my attention.
jordan holmes
As opposed to the amazing Spider-Man.
Yeah, and I was like, and you were like, I can't hang with this.
Why did you change the word?
dan friesen
What is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then so I looked into it and I read up on how Spider-Man died at the end of the Amazing Spider-Man series.
And then Dr. Octopus put his brain into Spider-Man's body and decided he was going to be a better Spider-Man than Spider-Man.
And I was like, all right.
Interesting.
I didn't realize that was an entire plot line.
jordan holmes
So Doc Ock puts his brain inside.
dan friesen
Doc Ock is dying because of old age and illness and what have you.
jordan holmes
Peter Parker's dead already.
dan friesen
Well, no, he figures out a way to change minds with Peter Parker.
So Peter Parker's mind goes into his dying body.
jordan holmes
And he dies.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And then he's inside Spider-Man.
And yeah, so he wanted to be a superior Spider-Man.
And then I lost interest in figuring out where the plot goes from there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.
dan friesen
But I was shocked that that happened.
jordan holmes
Of all the ways to die, I don't want my to be surprised by waking up inside the body of a dying man and then dying.
That's the worst way I can think of to die.
dan friesen
Yeah, well, drowning, bad.
jordan holmes
Sure, but I mean, drowning, you're still like, oh, well, I'm 35.
I'm having a good time.
This didn't work out for me, you know?
Suddenly being Spider-Man and then trapped in the body of a guy with octopus crap on his back who's dying, that's a bummer.
dan friesen
Also, if you have that octopus stuff on your back, it's got to be tough to lay in a hospital.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
I bet you're so uncomfortable.
jordan holmes
They're pissed off at you, too, because they're like, we have to roll you over and you weigh seven tons.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not, yeah, I guess it's like, it's not even your own death that you're experiencing.
That would kind of feel like a ripoff.
jordan holmes
It's a ripoff.
Yeah, you got your life stolen from you in an unfortunate way.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So my bright spot is not that.
I am working on the 2004 episode for later.
We have a present day episode today.
But we have a 2004 episode coming up that I discovered something very exciting about.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So that's my bright spot.
All right.
jordan holmes
Teasing is the bright spot.
dan friesen
It's somebody who we have a lot of people ask for updates on pretty regularly.
What?
jordan holmes
I think I know.
dan friesen
Do you?
Maybe.
Who do you think it is?
jordan holmes
I think it's Pieczenik.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
No.
Damn it.
I feel like now I should just say I found the first appearance of Dawn de Grand Prix.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
Dawn de Grand Prix.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's alive.
jordan holmes
What is he doing?
dan friesen
He's alive.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
That should give you an indication of how life is going.
That's my bright spot.
jordan holmes
That's your bright spot.
dan friesen
I found the first time.
Don de Grandpa.
jordan holmes
There are worse things.
There are worse things.
dan friesen
So we have a present day episode to go over today, John.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
All right.
Are we in the hotel room?
dan friesen
We are still in the hotel room.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
And guess what?
I geolocated the hotel.
So we'll talk about that.
Actually, Alex doxes himself, so it doesn't really matter.
But I found out where he is.
Okay.
And we'll talk about all this business.
But before we do, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So, first, Maddie in D.C., thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Giuseppe Pepperoni, MFA.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy won.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Actual Door.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, happy birthday, Merry Christmas, and all hail at Skull Asteroid on Instagram.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy won.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
I like that double up because you never know if we're going to be near your birthday or near Christmas.
dan friesen
Could be either.
unidentified
Could be both.
jordan holmes
Could be neither.
dan friesen
No, I like it.
And whenever Alex mentions New Zealand, it makes my dreamy less creamy.
Thank you so much.
You are an Aho Policy Won.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
So thank you so much to congratulations, Mike and Jess, on your Hobbit wedding.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home for your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Shark.
Bomb, Jarjar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser, little, little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
You should have known it wasn't paginic.
I would not spoil that.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
In a bright spot.
jordan holmes
I know, but I just got excited.
Yeah.
I don't know if you know this, but I have a penchant for excitement.
dan friesen
Here's the thing, though.
I was sitting around trying to figure out a way to explain it.
Yeah.
Like someone who often there's updates about the running joke of how Don DeGrand Prix doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
There's no way to do it because the running joke is so specific.
dan friesen
There's no way for me to tease it out of you or evoke you to say, how is Don DeGrand Prix doing?
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Without kind of giving up the game, and then it's less fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I stepped in it.
I'll be honest.
jordan holmes
Ah, you're great.
You did great.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Thanks.
So we start off.
And Alex is not on the first half hour of the show on this episode.
This is June 1st, Thursday's show.
jordan holmes
Did you find out if the hotel is a gym?
Was he in the gym?
dan friesen
I guarantee he was not in the gym.
Unless the gym is code for the bar.
I don't think Alex is going to the gym ever.
And that's not to say, you know, I'm not body shaming the man.
I just don't think he has a lot of discipline or interest in his health.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
But he shows up about half an hour in, and he explains that he's on vacation.
And cool your fucking jets because there's more going on to this vacation than you might imagine.
jordan holmes
All right, all right.
alex jones
I decided to take a family vacation for a week and a half.
And I decided to take a vacation in a place where I conduct an investigation of the globalist building bunkers that we've known about for a long time and broke about 16, 17 years ago.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, what?
alex jones
It's been accelerating since then.
And so I ended up extending my, quote, workcation three days until tomorrow.
I would have wanted to be back in Texas on Tuesday so that I can get some more context.
And just for my own safety, the information's already been transmitted to InfoWars.
And so anything happens to me, that information will still get out.
But in the interest of safety, I'm going to go ahead today at the bottom of the next hour and release this information now.
dan friesen
Nothing's going to happen to you, you dumb-dumb.
In the interest of safety.
Yeah, so when Alex said that he was investigating globalist bunkers, that tells you that it's either in Hawaii or New Zealand.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because those are the places that Alex always talks about.
And it's in Hawaii.
He's in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And the information that he has transmitted, or the only thing that he reveals, is a picture allegedly that he took from an helicopter of Mark Zuckerberg's house.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds stuck in Mark Zuckerberg.
That sounds right.
That sounds right.
He took a very lovely helicopter ride with his family.
dan friesen
Nothing.
jordan holmes
Got a picture of Bill Gates's house or whatever.
Mark Zuckerberg's house or whatever.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Pretend.
And he's just like, well, see, work cation.
dan friesen
Yeah.
There are two semi-cylindrical buildings that are in this picture, allegedly.
jordan holmes
Somewhat silo-ish.
dan friesen
No.
No, no, like a half-circle on the ground.
No, that's true.
I think I might have cylindrical might have been the wrong word.
But so, yeah, it's just that.
You can't really tell anything from it.
It's very uninteresting.
But apparently, this is like he might die for taking this picture.
I think, if I had to guess, you might be able to write off a family vacation if you pretend it's work-related.
Second, you might be able to convince the bankruptcy court to let your business pay for this if it's work-related, as opposed to I want to go to fucking Hawaii with my family for two weeks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to just make sure that everybody at the bankruptcy court knows that they are doing a bad job.
Well, and they're terrible at what they do.
And they should be embarrassed for themselves.
dan friesen
Or circle back on this one because this you might want to reinvestigate if Alex used funds that he shouldn't have to take this.
Obviously, I mean, tens of thousands of dollars probably to take a family vacation for two weeks to Kauai.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yep.
Go fund me for Erica Lafferty.
Everyone at the bankruptcy court, go fuck yourselves.
dan friesen
So look, if Alex is investigating something serious, which he's not, but if he is, what he is investigating is terrifying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're talking about underground cities.
Yeah.
We're talking about robots.
Okay.
I should say Alex is talking about hold on.
jordan holmes
I'm going to ask you this question before we get there.
If Zuckerberg goes deep enough, will he meet the Nazis in Antarctica?
Underneath the.
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
I don't know about angles.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know how the earth works.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know where each is situated.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I know that if he digs, keeps going down, he'll get to China because that's what everybody, everywhere, everywhere.
If you dig down, it just goes down.
jordan holmes
You're going to get to the mantle, and it's going to be really, I mean, it's just molten rock.
You're not going to be able to.
I don't know if the mantle is molten.
One of them is molten rock.
unidentified
Sure.
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're not a geologist.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
And neither is Alex.
That's true.
But look, there's bases and robots.
alex jones
I have been on the ground and not just Mark Zuckerberg, but others, more than 20 of them, are building underground bunkers in Kauai, Hawaii.
Now, I've interviewed the construction people.
I have talked to more than 15 different individuals, including.
Well, I'm not going to give away too much because I don't want to get on troll.
They all had to sign NDAs, non-disclosure agreements, but what they believe is going on is criminal or of great public interest.
But what you're going to hear at the bottom of the next tower is something out of a James Bond movie.
Okay.
dan friesen
Literally.
unidentified
Or Scorpio from the Simpsons.
alex jones
But Hollywood really loves to throw in your face.
But yeah.
jordan holmes
They love it.
alex jones
Basically, the first Incredibles, underground sub-bases, giant robots.
jordan holmes
I am the mole man.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
Yeah.
Inside of Halloween volcanoes, giant robots, and submarine bases.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Alex is investigating hollowed out volcanoes with submarine bases and giant robots.
And the first Incredibles movie is real.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
So, I mean, listen, I know that, you know, like Peter Thiel, that monster, he's trying to escape.
dan friesen
Yeah, he is like a house in New Zealand.
jordan holmes
He's doing the thing.
You know, and it's, yeah, he's probably doing some bunker-related shit.
He's a billionaire.
He's probably bored more than anything else, right?
dan friesen
Some of that stuff is honestly not that crazy.
No.
Granted, I think that the, like, there's a lot of, back when 2012 was happening, there was a lot of like real scammy bunker type stuff.
Like, get your bed in this timeshare bunker or whatever.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You know, there's a lot of that mentality, and I think it's misguided.
In the same way that a lot of like prepping is pretty extreme in a sense that it's like, okay, this is about something else for you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But at the same time, you know, having a little bit of food set aside in the case of some kind of a natural disaster or whatever, that's normal.
And having a little bit of a bunker, maybe that's the rich version of that.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm telling you that in the 50s or 60s, people were like, hey, fucking fallout shelters.
We're getting nuked at any moment.
I'm assuming that a billionaire's bunker is essentially a fallout shelter, but super nice.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, what's the difference between a man cave and a back cave?
jordan holmes
Not much.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you're a billionaire, what are you going to do?
Make a back cave.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess more mental illness.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I know one thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is talking shit.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I almost forgot that we are trying to deal with actual.
dan friesen
There's some kind of a real thing.
And some of it strikes the ear as a little bit inappropriate and fucked up.
In as much as there are rich people who are setting up these elaborate estates.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And whether it's in New Zealand or Mark Zuckerberg on the North Shore of Kauai, whoever it is, buying up a lot of this property is maybe disrespectful to the local people that live there and have lived there for a long time.
But outside of a critique of buying all this land, what complaint do you really have?
Alex shouldn't have any leg to stand on, and that's why he has to make up giant robots.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I want a giant robot.
dan friesen
You want like a Pacific Rim type map?
jordan holmes
No, I want Gundam.
I want Gundam Wing all the way.
I want, yeah, yeah, I gotta have Laser Sword, which is a lightsaber, but apparently a thousand.
I love that they can make laser swords for giant robots at scale.
At scale.
dan friesen
Would you be a Power Ranger if asked?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
No.
Too much responsibility.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Too much responsibility.
dan friesen
You are just somebody who wants to be capricious with your map.
jordan holmes
Why would you not?
With great power comes a lot more fun.
dan friesen
That's interesting to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That if someone legitimately came up to you and asked, would you like to be a Power Ranger, you would say no?
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
Do you see what they have to do all the time?
Also, there's a space guy in a tube.
I'm going off original American Power Rangers, you know.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Of course.
And I mean, it's just rough.
dan friesen
They always succeed.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And you have good friends.
jordan holmes
Can you succeed if the fight never ends?
Can you succeed if you are constantly fighting the same people over and over and over again in an endless loop of pointless violence?
dan friesen
I mean, we're figuring that out right now.
Sort of.
jordan holmes
That's a very good point.
dan friesen
I would probably be a Power Ranger.
Okay, fine.
So, look, we got combat robots.
I just found this to be delightful as a, like, if I'm listening to Alex in a hotel room, if he's going to fantasize about hollowed out volcano bases with giant robots, thank you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're going to have fun.
dan friesen
At least it's not hateful.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just some dumb fantasy.
alex jones
Why on Kawaii Hawaii are there at least 20 millionaires associated with Zuckerberg all building underground tunnels interconnected around his property with a secret submarine base being built?
And why are there 20-foot combat robots there?
Well, because in the future, Zuckerberg is not going to trust troops or citizens or people he's paying to protect him.
He's got armies of high-tech weaponized drones, a huge security force.
If you even try to walk on the beach, because under federal and state law, up to the waterline, the beach is public in Hawaii.
Same thing in Texas, same thing in Florida.
He's trying to block that off.
He's got drones, paramilitary troops.
If your boat even gets up close to it, here come the drones.
There's all these bubble giant buildings, half the size of football stadiums, with all the secret construction going on.
His giant house looks like an ant next to these big domed.
Here, here, here, let me start showing you something.
Hey, I'm going to go and just really saw this now.
I'm going to shout TNX tower.
I mean, he's thinking I'm playing around here, folks.
unidentified
I got it all right here.
dan friesen
You're playing around.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's playing around.
dan friesen
I don't know the extent to which any of this is true, but I would say that Mark Zuckerberg is somebody who a lot of people would want to kill, and he's a target for a lot of people.
The idea of him having drones that monitor the waterfront of his property, I don't think that's that weird.
Sure.
I think to not do so might be irresponsible for his own security.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I think that if you've lived your life in such a way that you require drones to monitor your vast properties, you're a bad person on the inside.
dan friesen
Hey, don't disagree.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That is a larger solution to the problem.
Don't get yourself into a position where you need drones to protect your security.
Right now that we're already here, we can't really settle that at this point.
So for him, that makes sense.
I don't think he has 20-foot combat robots.
jordan holmes
Right.
I know, but it's like billionaires are just so shitty.
They're such shitty people.
Why just build a house with all kinds of hidden doors and shit?
That's the most fun.
I just want, I just want a wall of books that opens up into a secret room.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's all I need.
dan friesen
I guarantee every billionaire's house has that because it's fun.
jordan holmes
It's so fun.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's so fun.
dan friesen
The combat robots thing.
I just want to deal with this.
This is just Alex's fantasies that have to do with things like unintended consequences and his ideas that he goes on and on about how once the globalists are in their redoubts, their security will turn on them because we have patriots embedded with them and stuff.
He talks about this all the time.
And so now the way he's reporting on Zuckerberg's redoubt situation is like, yeah, he has these 20-foot combat robots because he knows that he can't trust people once the shit goes off.
He's just molding the way he's talking about this story to match what the globalists would do in response to his fantasies.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Essentially.
jordan holmes
This is what you would, I mean, the only, it would be what he would force you to have to do.
You have no other choice but to make giant robots.
dan friesen
20-foot combat robots, interconnected tunnel mazes.
jordan holmes
I ask you, are we talking mechs?
Are we talking like humanoid robots?
dan friesen
No, I don't think.
It's a good question.
We don't get into that.
But I do think he has a submarine.
Okay.
I think that that's not secret, though.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, because he goes from his house to his yacht.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, and he's not going to just do that on a little boat or whatever.
I think he does take a submarine to his yachts and stuff like that.
But I.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's.
You got to get shot out of the.
You got to get shot into the sun.
Sorry.
Screw you.
Fuck you.
Zero sympathy.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex is going to release his proof.
And again, it's just a grainy photo that shows really nothing.
I guess maybe he sent more stuff from the helicopter to Infowars, but at the point of doing this episode, he has really nothing to show for it, except probably a huge bill for the hotel that he's staying in.
alex jones
All right, so coming up at the bottom of the next tower at a very important informative guest joining us, I'm going to lay out the basics what we discovered about Mark Zuckerberg.
And then when I get back to Austin tomorrow, I'm going to work in the next week or so on putting the video, the research, the information together about what's happening.
And when I cover this at the bottom of the next tower, Owen, remind me, because I need to write some notes here.
I just decided to start talking about this right now.
It's from a gut level.
I'm going to wait till I got back.
I'm going to do it now.
And then we'll get more details and flesh out the reports after.
This is a security issue.
dan friesen
It's not.
alex jones
But remind me to remind folks we can pull up the articles about the dangerous individuals list put out three years ago, about two years after our first banning.
12 people were on.
Myself, Paul Watson, Gavin McGuinness, Lewis Farrakhan, Wall People, and a few others.
I mentioned Paul Watson.
Yeah, he was on there.
Saying, these are dangerous individuals, so you're allowed to not just stock bad about them and pull up actual articles about it.
You're allowed to call for violence against them and organize violence.
Now, that was totally illegal, but that's where the left wants to go.
Next, we know the ADL wrote these guidelines.
So they test organizing violence against us.
That's where this always leads.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the ADL back in the day, they convinced Facebook to allow organizing violence against Alex and all conservatives as the storyline dovetails into.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm going to be honest with you.
I just don't think the ADL has the type of budget for the amount of stuff that Alex is giving them.
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, they spent so much of their budget on 20-foot combat robots and hollowing out volcanoes.
jordan holmes
Oh, not to mention they're still paying off all the infiltration for the Patriot Front and that kind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a huge loan.
Goldman Sachs.
dan friesen
So none of this.
There's a kernel of truth behind this, and that is that Alex and all these people were on a dangerous individuals list that Facebook treated in particular ways.
Now, the idea of being like, yeah, you can organize violence against them, not necessarily the case.
But Alex can't find the article, and it becomes like it becomes this white whale that he's chasing throughout the episode.
jordan holmes
Keep an eye out.
alex jones
Zuckerberg pulled back the calls for organized violence against us, which is criminal mafia racketeering.
I'm not joking, you're in a new viewer or listener.
This really happened.
There were articles about it saying, Has they gone too far calling to organize violence against Alex Jones and Louis Farrakhan?
Now, there are a secret blacklist of dangerous individuals and organizations, but then it goes on, guys, that there's like headlines, Leningardian, you name it, where it calls, it shows, that's what I'm going to cover next hour so you guys can find it, where it actually calls for violence.
It says, you may call for violence or organize violence against these 12 people.
So we're not just covering their dangerous individuals list, the fact that that exists.
We're covering the first 12 put on it with their rules saying they were allowed to call for violence against us.
There it is.
Facebook man's dangerous individuals, time for hate speech.
It was a double banning, but that's AP.
But the real issue was that, and Paul Watson wrote about it, just put infowars.com prefix on that.
You'll be able to find it.
With the rules where they pulled them, saying you're allowed to call for violence against us.
This sounds crazy.
It's real.
dan friesen
So he can't find it.
Sure.
He continues to not be able to find it.
And then Rob Dew finds it, although Rob Dew doesn't work there anymore.
It's very confusing.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But we'll get to that when he gets to it.
Okay.
For now, it's just, hey, man, they said that they could do all this violence against us, and it's the ADL.
The ADL was behind it.
alex jones
So as bad as Zuckerberg is, he said, no, we are not going to call for organized violence against someone.
And the ADL then, a year later, had a big meeting on TV with Farrakhan Cohen as their spokesman.
And they said, we want to put Zuckerberg in prison because he doesn't agree with organizing violence against Alex Jones.
Literally.
We should probably kind of pull this together on a report.
It's kind of important because what they try to do to us, that was the first bottle of the Apple.
Now they're rolling it out against everybody.
dan friesen
So if you follow the plot line, the ADL came up with this plot to allow organizing violence against Alex on Facebook.
Sure.
And it got put in place.
And then Zuckerberg was like, no, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
So he changed the policy.
And then the ADL had a big meeting that they organized on television with Sasha Baron Cohen, where he is like, we got to fuck Zuckerberg.
Fuck Zuckerberg because he won't let us organize violence against Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
That's an influence.
dan friesen
Or something.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's the storyline.
It's not true in any sense of the word, but fun, I guess.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I feel like a good trivia question for a very specific audience would be: what list was both Louis Farrakhan and Paul Joseph Watson on at the same time?
dan friesen
Maxim's hot 100.
unidentified
Incorrect, but close.
dan friesen
So Alex talks about some other subjects while he waits for someone to find him this article.
And it turns out the Democratic primary is in his mind.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
And then the actual number was 67% of Americans believe Minus committed crimes and impeachable offenses.
And then that's in a mainline poll.
It's actually much higher.
And of course, he's only got like 30% of rural rating of the Democratic Party.
In many polls, he's in a dead heat with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. or another poll.
Kennedy is like 5-10 points behind.
That's unheard of.
Kennedy would have a Democrat nominee if he's allowed to be in the debates and he wasn't incensed.
Very smart, great guy.
Too bad his voice is shot, and my voice is half-shot, too.
It's about content, not even, you know, at the end of the day how it's quote, quote, deliberately.
About the actual goods, the actual policies.
dan friesen
I always wonder why he throws quotes in various places.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It makes no sense.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Not how it's quote to deliver.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is, and then so-called.
Like, no, no, no, that's the wrong use of so-called.
That's just what it's called that.
dan friesen
Yeah, he has these sort of ticks that he throws in.
It's very strange.
jordan holmes
And it's inexplicable.
dan friesen
So, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not polling like that.
That's nonsense.
jordan holmes
I think, I think, listen, I don't think we can organize this country around any guiding principle right now.
Like, we're too divided on, you know, everybody wants to fight about stuff.
Here's what I think we need to do as a society.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Just refuse to click on any election links until three weeks before the election.
Just refuse.
dan friesen
No, there's too much money that people make from.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
But people.
Just the people need to just refuse.
And then if journalists all want to read their same bullshit, they can do that together.
But we can't let this happen anymore.
dan friesen
I understand.
I think it would be healthier.
jordan holmes
But it's more than a year away.
Leave me alone.
dan friesen
Dude, I'm with you.
You're never going to be able to implement this.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, we need to come together.
dan friesen
So the latest poll had Biden at 62%.
jordan holmes
In the primary?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Kennedy at 12%.
jordan holmes
Kennedy's at 12?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's too high.
dan friesen
Yeah.
The numbers wobble around, but he's somewhere around 10 generally.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
He's beating Marianne Williamson.
I'll say that.
jordan holmes
Oh, well.
dan friesen
But yeah, nowhere near Biden.
I believe they've even done some polling of who you would want if Biden isn't running, and he's not even winning those.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But it's fun to pump this stuff up and pretend that you are way more close to winning.
Because then you could have Trump versus Robert Kennedy Jr.
It's a win-win, baby.
unidentified
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
Just, I mean, fine.
Fine.
I want to see it.
That's what I want to see now.
I've given up on this.
dan friesen
Honestly, I mean, I think that would be a nightmare, and I don't want it to come to pass.
But the debate between Trump and RFK Jr. would be wild.
jordan holmes
It would be the most ridiculous collection of sounds because you two people.
dan friesen
Anti-vax weirdo over here.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then Trump would be defending his vax stuff.
jordan holmes
Both defending and trying to be anti-vax at the same time.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Yeah, that would be a mind fuck, and I don't want to do it.
jordan holmes
Nah, nah, nah.
dan friesen
So anyway, we still haven't found this article.
alex jones
Oh, good.
They found it.
I'm glad the guys found it.
You guys have got 40 minutes to find it.
We wrote articles in Infowars.com.
It was a big story.
Cernovich wrote about it.
We had screenshots.
It was all over A.P. Reuters, you know.
I mean, you showed those headlines, but you want screenshots of the policies.
Call Laura Loomer.
She'll know how to find it.
I love the crew.
unidentified
They're the best.
alex jones
We had this one guy four years ago who always could find things instantly, but he had to move on.
And now it's one of these pet peeves with me when I just put policy saying you're allowed to call for violence against us.
That is so nomshy.
Maybe I just will go off the air until we find it.
I'm not mad.
unidentified
Just no suspense.
alex jones
Okay.
Just find it good because I want it all ready at the bottom of the article.
No people understand what we're up against here.
I mean, do people understand the magnitude of Facebook putting out rules that you're allowed to organize plans to carry on violence against Alex Jones, Louis Farrakhan, Paul Joseph Watson, Gavin McGuinness, and like six, seven other people?
Laura Loomer was on there.
And then a week later, they take it down because of such an incredible, massive backlash.
I'll call Paul Watson during the break.
They'll know how to pull it up.
No big deal.
But yes, guys, I know you got the articles in AP and Reuters about us being that special, dangerous person list.
I want the shot of the rules.
Or maybe you just sent them to me.
Maybe I saw him on screen, but I wasn't sure.
And then I want to make a big deal about that because I don't want to just make a claim.
unidentified
I'm not like CNN.
alex jones
I don't just make a claim and then they're not showing them.
I will show it.
unidentified
I will kill it.
dan friesen
Oh, my God.
unidentified
I WILL SHOW IT!
dan friesen
IT WILL BE SHOWED!
He's getting mad at the crew sitting at this hotel in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
Why are you there?
dan friesen
If you're the crew, you got to be pissed.
jordan holmes
No way.
dan friesen
Asshole is over in Hawaii drunk all week, and he's just getting mad that you're not pulling up the article that he wants you to pull up.
jordan holmes
No, if you got mad about that, you would have too many dreams to work at Infowars.
They're stoked.
They're like, at least he's not drunk yelling at us today.
dan friesen
At least he's not in arm swing range.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
At least if he swings his bottle of jack around, it won't smash me in the fucking face.
It's a good day.
dan friesen
Man, just a bleak picture, though.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
A man in a luxury hotel room, mad that the propaganda article that they want to put up isn't there.
jordan holmes
Why are you doing that?
dan friesen
Oh, I'll call Laura Loomer.
I'll call Paul Joseph Watson.
He'll know what to do.
jordan holmes
Just give it up.
If you're in a hotel in Hawaii, saying, call Laura Loomer.
Also, I miss a guy from the past who was apparently really good at Googling.
That was his whole skill.
He knew how to use keywords properly.
dan friesen
Too competent, had to move on.
unidentified
Exactly.
jordan holmes
He had to go.
Other places needed a Googler.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Great.
I can't imagine being an InfoWars listener and experiencing Alex be gone for two weeks in Hawaii with his family, see him come on and try to pretend that he was looking for Mark Zuckerberg's bunker.
jordan holmes
I know.
How dare you?
dan friesen
Oh my God, I knew he was doing something important.
Like, I can't imagine that headspace.
Like, how does this not pierce the illusion that he's fucking with you?
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm just saying that the type of shit Alex is doing on his show would have started the French Revolution.
He might as well let them eat cake is ridiculous compared to I'm calling Laura Loomer from my luxury hotel in Hawaii.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I could trick you more easily.
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Come on.
Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
So that guy who could Google really well isn't the only person that Alex is thinking of from the past.
There's another name that comes up.
alex jones
We're not going to just sit there and ever play on the FDI.
scott bennett
That's not the grand previous witch.
alex jones
We have to, at the state level, have attorney generals and others indict.
And Soros knows the power of that.
That's why he's been trying to get control of all the attorney generals.
But something like 28 of them are not under his control.
And there's thousands of prosecutors locally.
Look what Jim Garrison did out of New Orleans by himself.
Almost brought down the deep state.
jordan holmes
Did he?
alex jones
So there's more than one way to skin a cat.
We have to stop sitting here and hoping that a captured criminal organization at the top is going to fix the country.
dan friesen
So do you know Jim Garrison?
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
You don't know the name Jim Garrison?
jordan holmes
Not particularly.
dan friesen
You probably do know who he is.
It's just maybe not ringing a bell.
He did not almost bring down the deep state.
He was a district attorney in New Orleans who conducted a very disjointed investigation into the JFK assassination that ended up proving nothing.
Oh, yeah.
I was initially kind of like taken aback that Alex is dropping a specific name.
He's been doing that here a little bit.
But then I realized that Jim Garrison is who Kevin Costner plays in the movie JFK.
Right, right.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
It's a movie.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's still a movie.
dan friesen
I'm almost certain that Alex knows the name because of that movie.
jordan holmes
It's back into the left.
dan friesen
Yeah, and then I remembered that that movie opens with the Eisenhower farewell speech.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
So much of this might just be Alex has seen JFK a bunch of times.
jordan holmes
We were stupid saying that he's a Bircher at heart.
He's just a guy who's watched JFK 10 million times.
dan friesen
But he also grew up in a Bircher household.
Yeah.
He's mixed the two together.
I'm saying that when you look at specifics from Alex's life, a lot of them trace back to movies.
Yeah.
And they seem to only be those little verbs from the movies.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So him pulling out the name Jim Garrison, I suspect it's Oliver Stone-related.
jordan holmes
It is so weird how it is like sometimes you can be like, oh, I just know which movies Alex has watched more than 10 times.
That's just a part of my life now.
I just know this.
dan friesen
Oblivion.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Top of the list.
Absolutely.
So, look, I think that Alex makes a good point in this next clip, and it's a bad point.
And that is that he thinks they don't cover their own oppression enough.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
dan friesen
Yeah, this might need to be a mic down thing because it's infuriating that Alex is lamenting for two minutes.
jordan holmes
The thing that he does every day.
dan friesen
Oh, does he?
alex jones
But authentication also working.
Come back tomorrow.
And it's not the crew's fault.
When I hit a frustration level, I got to go off air until I find all the stuff I want because I'm not going to sit here and make claims on air to you without actually showing it to you.
And this is part of the paradigm problem.
About two weeks ago, it came out with Homeland Security and universities across the country's handing out millions and millions of dollars in grants to teach students that all conservatives are terrorists and white supremacists.
You see it all over the news, you know about it.
And if you look up there, you see InfoWars is in the right-hand corner, right below the Nazis.
All right?
You got below that, a CBN, the Christian Broadcasting Network.
Wow, they're Nazis and the Republican Party and Fox News and the American flag and the Heritage Foundation and the NRA and the John Birch Society.
And so it's a whole article about that that was on InfoWars a few days ago.
The frustration is it was a week and a half where Infowars even wrote an article about how we were being attacked.
And I'm not mad at the crew.
It's the same thing with me.
It's like, it's not, we can't even.
We had to update the website a few years ago, so everything four years old or older got put in the thing like an archive.
It's all messed up.
And so Rob Dew was able to find our articles about us being listed as terrorists.
And Facebook said that they can organize assaults on us.
And we don't even focus on ourselves enough.
The listeners aren't going to think we're important either.
I mean, I'm going to have my head blown off tomorrow.
There probably wouldn't even be an article about him on InfoWars.
All right.
So, and I'm not mad.
I'm just saying, we need to be focused on how serious and dangerous this is.
Were we able to find the article two days ago where Sally wrote about it?
Some people will get this.
I want to put it up on InfoWars.com.
There it is.
Biden DHS funding university program is claiming Infowars part of right-wing service network.
It doesn't just say that.
It says the word terrorists, folks.
See?
dan friesen
I mean, there's a portrait of a man complaining that his own company doesn't cover their own persecution enough while sitting in a luxury hotel room in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I need, I've realized, like.
dan friesen
You just sum it up with, wow.
jordan holmes
I need a Foley artist.
I need a Foley artist because if I expressed myself physically, this place would be trashed.
So if we have a Foley artist who I can be like... I'd get you a soundboard that you could have a little...
No, not a soundboard.
I'm not...
We're not morning zoo crew.
dan friesen
So you want somebody?
jordan holmes
I'm going to bring in a full-on Foley artist, okay?
All right.
dan friesen
But they're going to need to be prepared in advance to know what kind of visceral reactions you're going to have.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
What will happen is we'll get together after the show, and then we'll.
dan friesen
I'm not doing that kind of editing.
jordan holmes
All right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're going to need another employee.
We're going to need a fully artist slash editor.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
If only we had somebody who was really good at Googling, that would be the.
dan friesen
They don't stick around, though.
jordan holmes
They just don't.
They're just too in demand.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this article that Alex is talking about is a misrepresentation of a slide from the University of Dayton.
They had a class that they were going to teach that they were applying for a grant for, and they had a slide that was taken from somewhere else that involved a pyramid of right-wing radicalization.
And at the bottom, it had like Fox News, John Birch Society, CBN.
jordan holmes
I think I've seen that one.
dan friesen
And then the second level was things like the Proud Boys, InfoWars, and then the third is like Nazis.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
And then like straight up Nazis.
dan friesen
The violent, like organized violence, Nazi type thing.
Right, right, right.
And so, yeah, Alex is complaining about that and how they don't cover their own oppression enough.
And I would say I generally think he's wrong.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But at the same time, they're six and a half years late to cover a podcast about him.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
They have never covered that.
jordan holmes
That is true.
So maybe they don't cover their oppression.
There is a point to be had there.
Their oppression, unfortunately, they cover in incorrect and fantastical ways, as opposed to covering the things that they should be, which is us spanking them pretty regularly.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's it's you know, so maybe someone is on the crew dropping the ball.
Maybe Alex has been telling them to talk about us for a long time.
jordan holmes
You know, who knows?
dan friesen
So I would say that that pyramid, though, and I was looking at it, I was like, that's pretty fair.
You know, it is.
It is like people at that bottom level.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, maybe someone watches Fox News.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Not too worried about them, but they have the potential to be turned on to ideas that'll take them deeper into a bullshit well.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And once you're into the InfoWars Proud Boys level, there's probably not going to be any talking you out of the path that you're on.
But maybe you'll stay there and it's kind of like a preoccupation with these absurd ideas and you waste a bunch of money and time and energy.
You alienate the people around you.
And then, you know, on the off chance you go to the third level, there is definitely no talking you down from there.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And you are now dangerous and should be treated as such.
Yeah.
But the InfoWars level is like, you know, it's still just the second level.
jordan holmes
Right.
It's not the third.
You're most likely at the InfoWars level to bleed your bank account dry as opposed to.
dan friesen
You're most likely to pay Alex's hotel tab.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And why?
jordan holmes
I mean, wow.
Boy.
Whoo, boy.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Yay, buddy.
dan friesen
But it is a little bit rich to be like, we don't cover our own oppression when it's one of the primary motivating factors in his world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know, I mean, it's always, I feel like the cliche is like, oh, there's no God, et cetera, because it's striked out.
I just feel like if there was an ordered universe, you would not see a train crash in India and Alex Jones complaining about fucking how terrible his life is in a hotel in Hawaii at the same time.
Those can't be simultaneous at the very least because an ordered universe would not allow that.
It's just not possible.
They're simultaneous.
That's the problem, you see?
unidentified
I'm so oppressed and I don't complain about it enough.
dan friesen
Another Ma Tai.
Another Mai Tai, please.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
It's tough to breathe sometimes.
dan friesen
So Alex has some thoughts about Democrats.
And this is pretty gross.
Okay.
But I wanted to keep this in, and I wanted to play this because it's important to kind of recognize where Alex is in terms of how universal his accusations are among Democrats.
So get a taste of this.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
When you see a group of Democrats up on stage at a federal level, 80% of them rape children.
80% of them rape children.
And I say 10% on the stage murder children.
That's very conservative.
And I stake my soul on that guesstimation.
I'm not saying that brave verbally.
unidentified
Shang Tzung appears murder children and victims and black magic rituals.
alex jones
This is all coming out.
You've seen it.
Um reports coming out, whistleblowers everywhere.
I mean, it's just the Black Sabbath rituals.
That's not just the name of a rock band.
Look what Black Sabbath ritual is on all about it.
dan friesen
Okay, so yeah, 80%, 10% of Democrats on the federal level are murderers.
They murder children.
jordan holmes
Statistically, that outstrips the totality.
I mean, that's just stupid.
That's stupid.
That's stupid and stupider.
dan friesen
I would say that if 80% of the Democrats elected on federal level, let's say, are abusing children.
Right.
The other 20% are not going to be thrilled about this.
You would think.
I would say that that other 20% is probably going to be screaming bloody murder about it.
jordan holmes
They might almost tell somebody about it.
Yeah.
At the very least, one of them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because they're excluded from parties at the very least.
dan friesen
And I think they might change their party affiliation.
jordan holmes
I should.
I don't know how you could exist as 10% when you know.
dan friesen
If 10% are murdering children in Black Sabbath rituals.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That other 20% that's completely on the outside of these abuse things and rituals.
Yeah, yeah.
Like they would have to be in a situation where Alex is imagining they would be like complacent.
They're like, I'm not into that, but to each their own.
jordan holmes
You win some, you lose some.
This is just part of the game we play in government.
dan friesen
That's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
That is absurd.
That is absurd and offensive.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's the other thing, too.
The offensiveness of it, it's making a mockery of actual child abuse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, 100%.
dan friesen
Like, it's pathetic on a level that is actually destructive.
It's harmful to the cause that Alex pretends to be championing and caring about.
jordan holmes
No, if you were going to stake your soul on it, your soul would be ripped out of your body instantaneously.
That's fucking gross.
Disgusting.
dan friesen
If it were possible to stake your soul.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And this is actually proof that it is not possible to stake your soul.
jordan holmes
It seems like this is the most proof that we can get.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So non-employee Rob Dew has now found the articles that Alex wants.
alex jones
And I don't want to say it's PTSD.
It is not.
But it is frustration.
But I start remembering that Facebook, the biggest media organization in the world, three and a half, four years ago, did a next-level ban saying, you're not allowed to say nice things about Alex Jones, but you are allowed to call for violence against him and organize violence.
And I did find the documents.
We'll show it at the bottom of the arm.
Rob Dew came in like 15 minutes ago and told me he gave it to you guys.
So he put that on screen, please.
unidentified
So that's what's going on here.
alex jones
That's what's happening.
And we're going to show some news articles about it because I know we wrote articles about it.
I know it was all over the news and time.
And you know what?
If we can't find the articles or something happened to him, even though it was a number one national story, it just shows how we don't write about ourselves.
I understand it's there.
News page policy allows violence against conservatives.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Bingo.
Let's update it.
Let's repost the front page.
And let's make a big deal about this because understand.
This isn't the past.
This is the future.
This is what they're trying to do.
dan friesen
So the headline that Alex has there is naturally from Infowars.
And it says, quote, new Facebook policy allows violence against conservatives.
This is based on an image from a Facebook community standards page that says you cannot post threats, quote, unless the target is an organization or individual covered in the dangerous individual's organization's policy or is described as having carried out violent crimes or sexual offenses wherein criminal/slash predator status has been established by media reports, market knowledge of news events, etc.
Obviously, this policy was changed and doesn't exist like this anymore.
But on the surface, it appears that Alex is exaggerating the story, but isn't wrong that they do allow people to post support for violence against him.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Under the surface, however, it's a different picture.
The dangerous individuals and organizations list is separated into three tiers, and people are allowed to post about figures in each tier differently.
Alex is certainly in tier three, which is the least severe of the groupings, where the first is mostly terrorist organizations, and the second is violent non-state entities.
The goal of the policy is to not take down threats to folks on this list.
You don't want to shutter the speech of somebody who wanted to express outrage at ISIS, for example.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
If you consult Meta's Transparency Center, you'll find that these tiers are moderated differently.
For instance, people in tiers one and two are subject to removal of content that praises them or offers support to them at all.
Conversely, tier three folks are just not allowed to use meta products or coordinate on the platform.
So Alex is getting a lot of mileage out of the, like, yeah, you can threaten ISIS.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, these dangerous individuals is too big of an umbrella.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The difference between like a tier three and a tier one are so, so different.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a tier three is like you're demonetized and you can't use groups.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or you can't have an account.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's okay.
Fine.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Whereas like if you say something positive about ISIS, they will remove that post.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Which is like, I mean, don't say something positive about ISIS.
dan friesen
So Alex is basically just taking this thing where you like is like all the rules that apply to ISIS actually apply to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's just not, that's not accurate.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I suppose they would if Alex would admit that his organization is equally as bad as ISIS.
dan friesen
Well, I don't think anyone would believe that.
Or I don't think anyone would be able to argue that sufficiently.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
I think personally, this is an unwise strategy for social media moderation, but I don't know what the correct way to do that would be.
Like, I just don't know.
And that's the reason why I'm glad that I'm not responsible for solving that problem.
And I don't think I would ever get myself into that situation.
unidentified
Nah.
dan friesen
I think that the policy is ineffective, and it seems like it's ripe to be turned against progressive social organizations.
jordan holmes
As they usually are.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is something that is not good, but it's still worth noting that Alex is completely wrong about it.
And he's just making up stories to exaggerate his own persecution, which he does not cover enough.
jordan holmes
No.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
No, not at all.
This is honestly the first time in, I want to say, like, since we started this podcast, since the very beginning when he said it's time to pray, this is the first time that I've heard him say that he's under attack.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's the first time.
I mean, and not just that, but, you know, like people.
dan friesen
To be fair, though, wasn't that about Netanyahu being under attack?
It was time to pray because Netanyahu was getting to the end of the day.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's right.
He was the linchpin.
dan friesen
He was bringing it all down.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
It's time to pray.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Oh, the time.
The time.
dan friesen
So Alex gets into rant mode here, killing some time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're in a hotel.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, waiting to get back to the fucking beach.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Get out to the cabana.
So, yeah, he just talks about his view of the world.
alex jones
This country was the wealthiest and the safest and the freest and the most dynamic because we did more than any other nation to empower the individual and have sexual malice.
jordan holmes
We were far from slavery.
alex jones
We had a lot of bad episodes, but we've been course correcting and doing incredible things unlike any other nation the world's ever seen.
jordan holmes
Women weren't people proper.
alex jones
And now we've gone the polar opposite of what made us great.
A 180.
And then we ask ourselves, you know, why that is.
And it's because we become lazy and become stupid and we acquiesce and say yes to all the yes men that say yes to the yes men that you're the yes men.
And at the top it's the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers and the British and Saxo Burgothas that aren't even British and aren't even German, or like literally, Transylvanian from the Count Dracula line, can't make this up and they're completely inbred pedophiles on record and they don't know what planet they're on anymore.
And then we're all just receiving orders from these people and George Soros is running around generaling and they're just all psychotic, out of their minds.
It's like what the hell is going on here and?
And then now the ADL says all white people are bad, they're backing all the leftist groups.
And if you say hey whites, it's okay to be white no, you're evil, we need to put you in jail.
They're saying we want to put you in jail.
Don't you dumbasses realize that'll cause a real war?
They're like yeah, we'll get a lot of funding.
Then when when when the when the when, the New World Order tanks, you know, have the ADL on the side, and I mean folks, the tanks coming to the American people, the globalists are going to put the star of David on it, basically because they think well, no one will oppose this and and then literally, people are going to oppose it.
And then you're going to make it about the Jews, and it's not about the Jews.
The Jews are being set up here, ladies and gentlemen, and an 82-year-old's come on shit, yikes.
dan friesen
I feel like if I were a Neo-nazi, i'd be thrilled with this kind of talk.
Yeah, seems in line with the kind of messaging I would like to put out.
jordan holmes
You know, I would.
dan friesen
I would.
jordan holmes
I do believe that you should say what is going on.
If you describe 15 different topics rapid fire that are unrelated to each other well, they're related to each other.
You should scream, what is going on?
Because you are incorrect about all of them.
You should ask that question, but earnestly.
What is going on?
dan friesen
What is happening?
What is happening is my ties late.
That's what's happening.
It's gonna kill some fucking time.
Yeah that, that is where it gets refueled, that is.
jordan holmes
That's definitely a killing time rant, holy shit.
dan friesen
So yeah the uh the, the U?
N tanks and the New World Order tanks are gonna have a star of David on the side.
So if you're mad about the tanks coming in to take the American people, then you'll be accused of being Anti-semitic man.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna be.
dan friesen
I'm gonna be, Alex says, after engaging in a dense uh rant of Anti-semitic tropes and throwing around Rothschild and Soros saying that we're white, we're bad.
Cool man, I don't know a lot.
jordan holmes
I don't know a lot about warfare, especially not modern warfare.
Uh, but I will say uh, I definitely don't know anything about that.
dan friesen
Yeah, me neither.
jordan holmes
I never play war games.
No um I I, I don't think, just geographically, that tanks are going to help in a takeover, basic citizenry kind of thing.
They're just, they go up.
dan friesen
There's so many fucking hells good for blocking um roads.
jordan holmes
They could block roads sure, I mean, that kind of hurts you too.
dan friesen
Uh Bono, you like how you're playing word association games.
unidentified
You know what, now that it hurts Bono I i'm, i'm back in baby.
dan friesen
Um yeah, this is just this.
That that uh clip.
I didn't.
I didn't have a lot to say about it other than uh, Wow, Alex.
unidentified
That is a big one.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So look, I mean, they're going to put this star of David on the side of the tanks.
And like, you know, Alex is saying that the Jewish people are being set up to be associated with this.
And that if Biden were to use a cross, he would be like, cut it out, man.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
alex jones
I mean, if Biden was doing all this evil crap and they put a cross on the side of the tank, I'd say, take that off.
jordan holmes
Take that off.
unidentified
Take that off.
alex jones
Take that cross off there.
You don't represent us.
I mean, if they had a Christian organization and the government's like, thank you for running us.
Thank you for telling us what to do, Christian organization.
unidentified
And we're going to arrest people and surveill them and take everything away from them.
alex jones
Thank you, Christians.
I'd be like, hey, you don't represent me.
I'm not with you.
Let me just stop here before I come back into the Zuckerberg and all the rest of it.
But the point is, we're in the season of false flags.
They're planting false flags.
That's how they intend to go the rest of the way here.
It's obviously not going to work.
A large force of the public's totally awake.
We're awaking up every day.
This is an explosive situation.
But separately, I get so busy I don't do this.
InfoWars needs to expand, not contract.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
And if we don't get funding, we will implode.
InfoWars is barely in the black, but that's not the reason to support us.
These are great products you need.
dan friesen
Yeah, you need these products.
I would say that Alex should really consult how many hate groups use a cross as a symbol.
unidentified
I mean, there's so many.
dan friesen
Iron Cross.
jordan holmes
Furthermore, Alex would be stoked.
He would be like, finally, the army of God has risen up.
He would be stoked beyond stokes.
dan friesen
He's never demanded that all of these hate groups stop associating themselves with crosses.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
No, definitely not.
dan friesen
Dumb-dumb.
jordan holmes
And describing Christianity as traditionally a very peaceful religion that does not use religious symbols in war forgets quite a bit of history.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he needs some money, though.
Nice ad pivot.
And that's because Kauai ain't cheap.
There's a particular backdrop behind Alex in the shot, and I was able to use that to confirm that he's in a suite at the Royal Sinesta Kauai Beach Resort.
This is an amazing hotel for a luxury vacation, but it isn't really one that you'd choose if you were interested in scoping out Zuckerberg's property.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Zuck owns land primarily on the north shore of the island, and this resort is totally on the south.
It's way on the south.
jordan holmes
Well, he doesn't want to be too close to Zuck, otherwise his drones will see him coming.
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Kauai isn't a giant island, but you have to remember that there aren't necessarily convenient roads that traverse through the middle of the island since it's a volcano.
To get to the south side or from the south side to the north shore, you need to take the highway that goes around.
It would be over an hour trip each direction.
It strains my belief that this was something that Alex was actually doing, since there are plenty of very nice hotels on the north side of Kauai that he could have chosen if that was his real intent to go look at this armored redoubt.
It's hard to tell exactly what room he's in from the camera angles, but whatever he's choosing, you're looking at somewhere in the ballpark of $500 a night or more.
If his kids came along, that's easily like two or three rooms even that he might need to get.
And then there's the flights and all the expenses of the outing.
This is not a cheap trick trip.
It's pretty amazing to imagine that anyone would watch this last week or two and come away thinking that Alex is anything other than a really flagrant con man who's basically just rubbing it in people's faces now.
Like this is pretty over.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I can't.
I can't.
If I think about it too long, Dan, I don't feel good.
dan friesen
Yeah, well, you shouldn't.
I mean, he should feel bad.
You shouldn't feel good that this level of a scam that he's pulling.
jordan holmes
I mean, and here's the thing.
You know, like comics, we used to drive hours upon hours for five, ten minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So you'd think, oh, an hour drive both ways.
Not too bad.
For Alex, not going to happen.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Not going to happen.
dan friesen
No, but like that's because Alex knows he's not going to find anything.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Well, and also it's a fake crusade or investigation that he's on.
So why would he waste his time?
Number one.
Number two, we would drive all that way in stand-ups because no one else would put us on stage places.
And there was this idea that you got to do it.
You got to prove yourself.
Any opportunity could be the opportunity.
And that's an unfortunate mentality to be stuck in.
jordan holmes
Didn't work.
dan friesen
No, but it can work for some people.
And, you know, it's really in hindsight more about the experiences.
You know, I mean, we wouldn't have met probably if we weren't desperately chasing stage time.
jordan holmes
Believe me, as much as I hate saying this, it was the friends we made along the way.
Yes.
dan friesen
Alex would not make any friends at Zuckerberg's estate.
No.
Yeah, so I'm guessing that he took a helicopter tour of something at some point, and they flew over the North Shore, and he saw Zuckerberg's place, took a picture, and now has turned this into the entire story and the reason for his trip and all this.
So it's fun, I guess, but it's a scam.
And he's conning the people who trust him the most.
jordan holmes
I mean, I just don't see how we don't view this as stealing from the families.
I just don't see how we can't view it as him stealing money from them.
I just, that's just what it is to me.
But whatever.
I'm fine with it.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a tough distinction.
I don't know how to make it.
So Alex has a guest on for the third hour.
And it's not a guy that I've necessarily seen pop up here, although I have seen him pop up.
alex jones
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live right now, ladies and gentlemen.
And we have our very special guest with us, Scott Bennett.
Last time he was on with us for an hour and a half, he went over his bio.
He was an officer in the army all over the world in army psychological warfare operations.
He's one of the smartest people out there when it comes to breaking this down.
If you just joined us, he was on with us a little bit in the last segment preluding what he was about to hit.
We're going to get into what the huge developments in Ukraine and Russia.
dan friesen
Yeah, Scott Bennett.
Okay.
Alex has a new Pieczenik.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
New psych operations guy.
jordan holmes
What's he up to?
dan friesen
So this dude is super religious and super boring.
The only thing even slightly interesting about him is that he sells intelligence briefings on Patreon, which I have to think is a breach of their terms of service, considering that he claims that the intel he's providing is confidential in nature.
Personally, I recognize his name because Bennett is a longtime guest on Project Camelot, going back to at least 2014 and having appeared as recently as the end of last year.
We've never really covered him there because he's boring and he doesn't typically engage in fun space fantasies, which is really what you want there.
In 2017, Bennett appeared on Project Camelot alongside Jim Fetzer to spread insane conspiracies about the Las Vegas shooting.
But it doesn't end there.
In 2022, Bennett was a featured speaker at Jim Fetzer's False Flags and Conspiracies virtual conference, where he spoke about bio and chemical weapons labs in Ukraine.
He spoke on Sunday at 7 p.m., which is actually probably a way better watch than what they had on the agenda for Saturday at 7 p.m.
That was when a dude named Fred Luchter did a presentation on how there were no gas chambers in the Holocaust.
Bennett also appeared at the 2020 version of the conference where multiple people gave lectures about how Sandy Hook was faked.
And Bennett spoke about the 2020 election being stolen.
He's pretty good associates with Jim Fetzer.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Here's what we do.
dan friesen
Seems to work with him a bunch.
jordan holmes
Here's what we do.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We replace my arm with a pitching machine.
All right.
And then I can just handle things without blowing out my shoulder.
You know, like my shoulder's busted, honestly.
I threw too much when I was younger.
I messed it up.
And these people just need to get hit with a baseball.
That's just what's got to happen.
dan friesen
I mean, they should stay out of range.
Jesus, I worry about what you would do, even with a bum arm.
In late March of this year, Ben was interviewed on a Weird Rumble stream along with Juan O'Savin, the guy who some QAnon people think is JFK Jr.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
To put it bluntly, this is a man with zero credibility, and it's a real shame to see Alex have to sink this low with his guest booking.
Just bring back fucking Pieczenik.
This dude's just an off-brand Steve, and when it comes to PSYOP experts, I accept no substitutes.
And I want Steve.
jordan holmes
Steve's just better at it.
dan friesen
Yes, he arrested the Pope.
jordan holmes
He's got it.
dan friesen
He killed Itzhak Rabin.
jordan holmes
He overthrew the Soviet Union.
He's got the fucking shit.
dan friesen
You can't bring me Scott Bennett and expect me to be impressed.
Pring back Pieczenik, you dick.
jordan holmes
So he sells confidential documents on Patreon.
dan friesen
Well, I don't know if it's confidential documents, but it's confidential briefings.
unidentified
Briefings.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For you?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
Like, you're just some dude.
Or what?
Does he think that you're actually in intelligence and you're like, they won't give me this briefing?
And then you go to him and he's like, aha, I've got it for you.
Now you're in the no.
dan friesen
I'll be blunt.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I didn't sign up.
So I don't know what you'll never know.
jordan holmes
You'll never know.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And guess what?
I'm fine with that.
jordan holmes
It's a card that says you don't have to get vaccinated.
dan friesen
That is a mystery I ever need solved.
jordan holmes
No, that's true.
dan friesen
What's on Scott Bennett's Patreon?
So there's going to be another pandemic, apparently, according to Scott.
Sure.
What an amazing prediction.
scott bennett
And I predict they're going to unleash a pandemic in October, November of this coming year and carry it through till February, January, and then launch all over again their psyop that they did in 2020 because they don't learn.
And they're about, they will never relinquish power, Alex.
We will never have a free and fair election so long as we use electronic dominion voting machines and any electronic voting machines.
We have to have counties say paper ballots and ink dipped thumbs on the paper is the only way the American election goes forward.
unidentified
Because any other sign your ex, ladies and gentlemen.
alex jones
That's why they had to have the purple ink.
The State Department said that had to be done.
So our State Department goes around the world saying who has free elections and who doesn't.
And according to the State Department's own rules, we have one of the most fraudulent elections in the world, but now they're trying to say it's terrorist.
That's one of the white supremacist markers.
If you question elections, well, everybody's supposed to question elections.
I mean, not to interrupt, just to back up what you're saying, and then also back up what you're saying about how they're pre-programming.
Oh, the new virus.
We ended the last pandemic because the new one's coming.
And a month before the head of the WHO said that, the day they ended it, I said they're ending it to declare victory against COVID so they can, quote, declare victory against the next more deadly virus.
He comes out a month later and says, it's what his children is coming next year, and we will take their rights.
But we beat COVID, so do what we say.
We will beat it this time.
I mean, as you said, they lay the seeds for unconscious people, but if you're conscious, it's all pre-programmed.
We don't know exactly when they're going to launch what, but we know what they've got in their hand, what cards they've got to play.
scott bennett
You're right.
They're exactly right.
They are laying it, and they will use this next pandemic to really annihilate everybody who is foolish enough to get the bioweapon jab.
dan friesen
Why would they need to do that?
I thought that's what they did this time.
They already got vaccines in everybody.
Those are the killer vaccines.
Why do they need to do this again?
It's fucking dumb.
jordan holmes
Simply put, obviously he's not taking it seriously because that is a call for revolution.
dan friesen
And it's like, basically, what they're saying is we made a lot of money on COVID denialism, and we're just going to do it again.
jordan holmes
I hope it happens again, basically.
It is.
dan friesen
So there is going to be another pandemic.
That's just how nature works.
It's inevitable.
Even under ideal circumstances, there are going to be public health crises.
Sure.
That happens.
It's possible even that this dude's timeframe could end up being right, but it won't be an accurate prediction.
It'll just be a lucky coincidence for him.
And Alex is saying here that the globalists are pre-planning all this and broadcasting their intentions, but that's really what he's doing.
He knows as well as anyone that there's going to be another public health emergency at some point.
And what he's doing is announcing to the audience, when that happens, he will blame his imaginary enemies for it no matter what.
There's no proof necessary.
It just will be what the story is.
We've already seen this play out.
Alex tried to do this with monkeypox, but we got lucky and that one didn't have the level of community spread necessary to keep it an active pandemic.
And Alex just got bored with it.
He didn't want to pursue that storyline because it wasn't profitable for him.
He's going to do that with every public health issue that appears.
It'll be initially reported as the big one the globalists had promised was coming because they had planned it.
And then when it's not exciting enough for Alex, he'll pretend he never did that and he'll go back to saying that the next pandemic bioweapon attack is right around the corner.
It'll be the next one.
It's just fucking dumb.
It's so pointless.
jordan holmes
I mean, but here's why it's even worse.
Here's why it's even worse.
Because if he was honest, or I mean, if he was telling the truth and a correct and accurate prediction about what would happen, then he's saying that we have four months or whatever to stop a pandemic.
And that at no point in time.
dan friesen
A mystery pandemic.
jordan holmes
That at no point in time even crosses his mouth.
dan friesen
No, of course.
jordan holmes
It doesn't even leave his lips.
It doesn't leave his lips that he is telling you in advance that there is going to be a pandemic in October for five months that is going to kill millions of people.
And at no point in time does he even think, hey, maybe we should try and stop it.
dan friesen
Well, I don't know.
I haven't watched enough of Scott Bennett's solo work to be sure.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Maybe he gets real deep in the weeds about that on his own time.
But yes, there isn't much of that on Alex's show.
jordan holmes
It's a lot like Mono's solo.
dan friesen
Because it's about talking shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's about talking shit.
jordan holmes
It's just talking.
dan friesen
It's getting people scared about this impending thing and then being able to profit off every subsequent public health emergency.
And it comes at the expense of people taking health seriously.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know what else to say other than how could you?
How could you?
How could you say that?
Like, if I said that, the next words out of my mouth are, so we need to get some people together.
And we got to do some shit.
And I don't know what it is, but we have four months.
That's what we've got.
dan friesen
See, here's why.
jordan holmes
Or three months or whatever.
dan friesen
Here's why you have no idea what you would say because you would never say the first part because it's fucking stupid.
jordan holmes
It's fucking stupid.
dan friesen
There's a mystery unknown pandemic that's going to happen that I'm basing off just basically vague ideas I get from creating stories in my mind about big boogeymen in boardrooms and my imagined enemies.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's very unlikely.
dan friesen
It's pretty cool for these guys, though.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
So listen.
scott bennett
Yeah.
dan friesen
Scott Bennett sucks.
True.
Not only because he's not Steve Pieczenik, but because he's also a big old homophobe.
jordan holmes
Of course he is.
dan friesen
He is the worst.
scott bennett
Look at the world's geopolitical realignment.
You've got the entire continent of Africa rejecting the United States and Biden because we've threatened them to put sanctions because they passed an anti-LGBT law.
Well, I wish they'd passed the same thing in the United States.
I wish we'd have the same courage of Africa and Russia by claiming that marriage is between a man and a woman and putting in our constitution.
dan friesen
So Bennett's obviously talking about the new law that was passed in Uganda, which isn't about same-sex marriage.
It creates punishments of up to 20-year prison sentences for, quote, promoting homosexuality.
And the death penalty can be involved for, quote, serial offenders.
To be clear, this is on top of the previously existing laws that already said that it was illegal to be gay.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Scott Bennett wants it to be illegal to be gay in the United States.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Fuck this bigot.
This is ridiculous.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And Alex is more than happy to have these conversations, to nod along.
unidentified
It's, I mean, you know, there's to a certain extent.
dan friesen
This type of conversation is not acceptable.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
To a certain extent, if they criminalize you for existing, then in a lot of ways, you're free, you know?
alex jones
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
That's an interesting way to put it.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I find it hard to believe that there's any law worth following if you're illegal.
dan friesen
Well, it's interesting because this guy already, I don't think I have the clip, but he already says that there are no laws.
So based on why make laws, well, no, the sheriff can make laws and maybe a good governor.
If there's a good governor, but the federal government, no, no, no, it doesn't exist.
jordan holmes
The sheriffs.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So it turns out Alex has apparently proven, and there's like ambassadors who have said this.
I don't think this is true because it's not.
But that the Ukraine war is just about trying to steal all their children up.
And then Bennett has another little homophobic theory.
alex jones
But I mean, I forget, it was a bunch of the U.S. ambassadors and Newland and all of them said just a few months ago, they said, our main mission is social in the Ukraine war because Russia isn't letting us do LGBT trans with kids.
They actually said that, that our policy is we want the Russian and Ukrainian children.
I mean, what a bunch of creeps, man.
They want to invade countries so they get their kids.
I mean, these are the folks that grab kids out of the back of your yard, folks.
I mean, it's just a billion times bigger.
Imagine you take a PO and a creeper van, and that's the New World Order.
I mean, it's like a Death Star-sized white creeper van.
scott bennett
Remember, that's why they overthrew Yanukovych.
Yanukovych said we are not going to go the way of the European Union because we're not going to embrace their homosexual European Union policies.
And the moment he said that, Barack Obama, married to Michael LeBon Robinson, aka Michelle Obama, and Victoria Newland and John Kerry and the rest of these fools like John McCain initiated the overthrow of Yanukovych.
dan friesen
Yikes.
jordan holmes
Like the first thing I would do is steal a bunch of shit, right?
If it's against the law to be me, fuck it.
I'm going to steal as much shit as I can because if that, listen, I'm not going to cower and fear and hope that, oh, I hope they don't find me.
Fuck that.
I'm going to get my money's worth.
They're going to try and kill me.
Just existing is against the law.
Fuck it.
I'm stealing your shit.
First thing I'm doing.
Sure.
I mean, fuck you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
I get your shit now.
dan friesen
What are you going to steal, though?
Like at retail establishments?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Are you going to do some like cat burgling of the rich?
jordan holmes
I feel like if I'm going to do it because I'm getting my money's worth, I have to cat burgle.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I mean, come on.
And it's going to do smash and grab shit.
dan friesen
It's a better story, too.
jordan holmes
Totally.
Totally.
It's against the law to be gay, so I turned into a cat burglar and steal from the rich.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, do you, would you have to put together a crew?
I mean, you can't just be.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine an LGBTQ group of cat burglars fighting against rich people stealing all of them?
dan friesen
You call them the LGBT crew.
jordan holmes
LGBT is 11.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, I hate this guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
dan friesen
This guy is the worst.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Because he sucks, and the things he's saying suck.
And they're not even things that deserve a response.
Yeah.
Also, you know that he's just filling Steve Pieczenik's shoes.
If Alex were comfortable talking to Pachenek, he wouldn't need this loser, this Project Camelot loser.
No.
This guy who hangs out with Jim Fetzer.
Alex is trying to pretend I have no associations with Jim Fetzer.
jordan holmes
I mean, he just can't, he can't talk to Pachenek, right?
Because Pachenek is going to talk about how things that did happen didn't happen.
Yes.
That's got to be it.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, he can't control Pachenek from saying things like the Las Vegas shooting didn't happen.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Sandy Hook didn't happen.
And he came out.
The election was all watermarked ballots.
Steve Pieczenik does QAnon stuff.
jordan holmes
He's too wrong now.
dan friesen
But also, Steve Pieczenik has his own audience that, like, if Alex tries to, like you're saying, edit his stuff out or whatever, Alex will get serious blowback from the Pachenek heads.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, like, yeah, there's, and I don't know, maybe there's also a thing where, like, Pieczenik's pretty old.
So maybe he's not interested anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that's possible.
dan friesen
But whatever the case, I have tasted the finest champagne.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
I can't go back to Andre now.
jordan holmes
There's just no going back.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's just not.
Once you've got the Pachenek in your brain, you're done.
dan friesen
No swing is big enough.
jordan holmes
I mean, even on Project Camelot, I can't think of many swings big enough to equal a Pachenek.
If any.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think almost everything that involves like I hung out with and I worked on a foreign or a planet that wasn't Earth and I thought sure, but I mean, that's like fantasy content where you're like, you're like divorced from, you know, you're presenting it as real.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
But I mean, you know, Pieczenik, on the other hand, Pachenek, he's got those swings.
dan friesen
It's the difference between fiction and revisionist history.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's Casey at the bat versus Mendoza.
You know?
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex brings out his weird, grainy picture that he may or may not have taken from a helicopter while he was stalking Mark Zuckerberg, and I find it unconvincing.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
alex jones
And then I want to segue into Kauai, where I didn't hold up his scene last week and a half.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
He does not.
alex jones
Because I wasn't going to go to Alaska and ever been there, but we've been to Kauai quite a few times.
And I said, I want to go back there because Zuckerberg, according to my sources, is building a big underground base and a submarine base and trying to set up robot defenses.
He doesn't trust his security people.
So I came here and I met a lot of construction firms, a lot of other groups.
They make them sign NDAAs, but we confirmed.
And we'll show some just still shots real quick.
I'm going to show this when I get back to Austin and HD.
But when you put those on screen, guys, I'll send them to you.
This is from a helicopter.
You can see the big dome buildings that they've built.
And under that, there's this dump truck swing in and out all day as they dig in.
And understand how big those are.
His giant 40,000 square foot house is just a little box there below one of those facilities.
So just like the NSA builds these big, giant hangar bubbles that you could put a 747 in, just that entrance, then they're also aircraft hangers.
They've got giant construction going on all over.
He's got thousands and thousands of acres.
And again, he's under, there's a big mountain and a gorge there.
They're building literally a James Bond villain like the Nazis had underground sub-base.
If you try to get anywhere out, 200 yards from the land, drones and armed troops come out and get in your face, even though it's public property.
If you get on the beach, they basically assault you.
And I'm just showing some grainy stuff here before I get back because people don't want to see the actual HD.
They love little grainy things, but this is just some of what people are going to be seeing.
dan friesen
I'd love to see some HD stuff.
I'd love to see anything because this was nothing.
He's making a lot of claims there, and the backup is a picture that doesn't show shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He might as well have taken a screenshot from Endor.
Right.
The Imperial ATATs are everywhere on this estate.
dan friesen
Well, it's like that Eddie Page when he had a picture of the mothership.
It turned out to be a video game.
Yeah.
Might as well just do that.
jordan holmes
It might as well be that.
dan friesen
Alex has a picture of something, and he's written a story about it.
Like, I could just go to a construction site and make up a story about it if I wanted.
jordan holmes
You're ostensibly a professional, and you're talking into your webcam, holding actually.
dan friesen
We learn here that it's an iPad, I think.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're not a professional anymore.
You're an asshole stealing money from families of grieving families.
That's what you are.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And speaking of people who have been real shitheads and harmed those families, Jim Fetzer is a buddy of this guy, Scott Bennett.
And listen real carefully.
He has to stop himself from saying Jim Fetzer.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
He can't say it on the show.
dan friesen
He's doing his plugs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he almost says Dr. Fetzer.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Pay close attention.
alex jones
I want people to find what you're saying, Scott, because it's so dead on.
unidentified
Let's say all the URLs one more time.
scott bennett
Go to patreon.com/slash shellgame.
That's where we put our breaking videos up.
ShellgameWhistleblower.com is how they can contact me and see my story.
And globalfreedomtv.com is a news TV site that we're erecting and putting my videos on and putting other videos.
We've got a lot of your good stuff and other good stuff.
Mike Brighton, Dr. Fett, a lot of good people up there and their different stuff.
So those are the three websites.
jordan holmes
Dr. Fett.
He went all the way to Fett.
I refuse.
That's legally actionable.
dan friesen
And then he realizes, like, oh, I'm talking to Alex.
I can't bring Sandy Hook up into this.
jordan holmes
I think you just cost Alex a lot more money.
Because this means that Alex is going to link to Jim Fetzer's shit no matter what you do to stop him.
dan friesen
Well, he's promoting a guy who has a website that hosts Fetzer content alongside Alex's content.
But I don't know how much Alex is liable for anything in that.
unidentified
That's kind of pointing towards him.
dan friesen
I think legally debatable.
Yeah.
Civil lawsuit debatable probably doesn't rise to the level of him doing anything wrong, although it's incredibly distasteful and kind of funny that this guy realizes midword.
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
I think I was told not to mention him.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And I think we talked about this before the show.
dan friesen
It implies that, or he just knows well enough there are things you don't say on InfoWars anymore.
My association with Jim Fetzer will make me a persona non-grada here.
So I have to pretend that that aspect of my professional life doesn't exist.
And that's funny.
jordan holmes
That is kind of funny.
And sad.
Everything funny.
dan friesen
Oh, that's actually what I meant.
I meant sad.
jordan holmes
Everything sad, everything funny is sad.
Yeah.
dan friesen
All sad is funny now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and it's where Alex's iPad crashes.
alex jones
Guy reimagined society writes down.
Everyone literally in Kawhi hates Zuckerberg.
They all know where he lives.
So there's a nuclear war in society falling apart.
I'm sorry that you're going to have everybody going there.
I mean, he's an idiot.
And he's a...
scott bennett
Yeah, he's...
unidentified
Yeah.
scott bennett
His life is already cost and suspect.
I don't see Zuckerberg or any of these people escaping the French Revolution that's coming, which will hang them by the neck and put their heads on pipes after due process of law and due process of law as well.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what the French Revolution was known for.
unidentified
Well, it looks like we've had the inevitable crash of Alexander.
jordan holmes
The inevitable crash!
Here.
The battery just died.
unidentified
Great stuff here.
dan friesen
We have 60 seconds left of this break.
Let people know one more time where they can find your work.
In fairness, the inevitable part, Alex does mention earlier that he forgot to plug it in.
So it was something that there was if it crashed, that was why.
So that was brought up.
So just to be clear, but it is still funny.
unidentified
Yeek.
dan friesen
And sad.
jordan holmes
Funny and sad.
dan friesen
Also, I wonder what kind of a world we're living in.
Because it's not our current reality.
Sure.
If the United States has a form of due process that results in heads on pikes.
That seems.
jordan holmes
It would be a very interesting, like, here's.
Okay.
dan friesen
Like, even the worst criminals that end up getting the death penalty still end up having like a burial.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
But I mean, what you got to do.
You have to accept that that's not cruel and unusual punishment because it's defiling a corpse, really.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
That's what it is.
jordan holmes
So, I mean, that's a crime, sure.
unidentified
Well, sure.
dan friesen
You'd have to change the law to allow defiling corpses or just amend it to be like, if we really don't like you, we get to fuck with your body after we kill you.
jordan holmes
Fuck with your body.
Who's going to hold us accountable?
dan friesen
As a message.
jordan holmes
Who defiles the defilers?
That's the question.
dan friesen
It is funny to just think like, yes, to be like, okay, we're going to do this under the, you know, within the realm of the law.
We're going to put your head on a pike as a warning.
jordan holmes
The fucking Middle Ages Draconian Punishment Act of 2025.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Now we're going to draw and quarter you under due process.
jordan holmes
Pieces of you will be displayed throughout the land.
You will be taught to the four corners.
dan friesen
Seems kind of silly.
jordan holmes
Well, that one doesn't make too much sense.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
But coherence and making sense is not these people's foretelling.
jordan holmes
I mean, come on.
Let's just be real, okay?
That's lazy.
That's lazy.
We've already done it.
Human beings, we're past it.
We're past the heads on pikes.
dan friesen
I dread to imagine what you're about to say.
jordan holmes
I haven't thought of anything.
dan friesen
Okay, thank God.
jordan holmes
Oh my God, I don't spend my time thinking about ways to put heads on different things.
dan friesen
So you're saying that should due process be followed and they put Zuckerberg's head on a pike, you would say this is pesse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is too late.
This is too old.
This is just too old.
dan friesen
This is 2008.
jordan holmes
And here is what we do.
All right.
unidentified
We have a reality show called Wipeout.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
The hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
We just make it slightly more dangerous.
dan friesen
That's the hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not wipeout.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's the hole in the wall.
But that wall is knives.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
Don't even do that.
jordan holmes
Okay, sorry.
dan friesen
Just you have to keep playing.
jordan holmes
You have to keep playing forever.
It's an endless, they shoot horses, don't they, montage of this part of this?
dan friesen
It's a hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Now, see, this is what I'm saying.
Why put a head on a pike?
dan friesen
I feel like we could work that into due process easier than head on a pike.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
We'll call it.
dan friesen
I will say, hole in a wall forever is cruel and unusual.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
Maybe the most defined cruel and unusual punishment that has ever existed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And coming up with a rotation of commentary teams is going to be hard.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
When they were thinking cruel and unusual punishment, they were like, okay, none of this, none of this putting people in golden fucking cows and burning them alive while you eat.
No, that's fucked up.
They were never thinking about wipeout or hole in the wall.
They had no idea.
Yeah, they had no idea.
So I don't think that should count.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Did John Cena do wipeout?
jordan holmes
Was he one of the hosts?
I don't know.
I think wipeout has existed across.
Countries, continents, and eras.
So it's entirely possible.
dan friesen
Such a good premise.
How could it not be possible?
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just.
dan friesen
It's no hole in the wall.
jordan holmes
It's just an obstacle course that is specifically going to make you bounce into the water.
It's not complicated.
Perfect.
dan friesen
There's a hole in a wall.
And that wall is coming at you.
jordan holmes
Slightly less complicated than possible.
What a premise.
Slightly less complicated still.
dan friesen
So, oh, man.
Come to the end of this, and what a vacation.
jordan holmes
What a vacation.
dan friesen
What a dick.
jordan holmes
What a real soulless monster by his own definition.
dan friesen
I'm, I guess, excited for him to come back to studio in as much as, like, I grow weary of his Hawaiian persona or whatever, his vacation persona.
I just want to get him back in the saddle.
He came back.
I do believe he is back in Austin because he posted a video of himself at the red carpet of the new movie that was made by the people who made Plandemic.
There's another dumb shit fake documentary by the Plandemic people.
And Alex was at the red carpet.
jordan holmes
It's called Crandemic, and it's Cranberries.
Yeah, yeah, it's entirely.
dan friesen
The Cranberries.
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
That'd be too good, but too close to the IRA.
They don't want to get back on the.
dan friesen
It's, I believe, called The Great Awakening.
jordan holmes
Great name.
dan friesen
Hooray.
Yeah.
So we'll be back to see where Alex is at, or maybe check in with the first appearance of Dawn de Grand Prix.
Who knows?
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we do.
It's KnowledgeFight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's Add Knowledge Undercore Fight.
dan friesen
Yay, we'll be back.
But until then, God, once again, have forgotten to come up with something to do at the end of these episodes.
I always tell myself that I'm going to do it.
I'm going to come up with something.
jordan holmes
It's going to happen!
dan friesen
Skippy-do-doop, boop, boop, boop-doop!
unidentified
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo!
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first Tim Caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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