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Feb. 22, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
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#779: January 9-12, 2004

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their path to the Dean Scream, and in the process get to know two dangerous border vigilantes, discuss the University of Texas's cannon-based celebration history, and learn that Alex doesn't know about Stone Cold Steve Austin. Citations Click here to support the Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser (if it's back online yet)

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alex jones
11:57
d
dan friesen
51:43
j
jordan holmes
21:23
Appearances
j
jack foote
02:10
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pastor david manning
00:02
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steve quayle
00:02
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andy in kansas
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
andy in kansas
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your world.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is I'd like to thank folks who have chipped in over at our GoFundMe fundraiser.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed!
dan friesen
And also, this bright spot comes with a little blah.
And that is that I added a note to the campaign just to say...
Hey, all the buttons have been sent out.
I appreciate anybody chipping in, but don't think that you're going to get a button.
jordan holmes
You're not going to get a button if you do the thing.
dan friesen
Right.
That chip has sailed.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I added a little note on there.
jordan holmes
Just a nice little thing.
dan friesen
Not knowing that when you add a note...
They now have to review your fundraiser and they take it offline.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
So it's all paused now.
I hope by the time this episode comes out it will actually be able to accept donations.
unidentified
I'm glad I got another with you before the note hit.
dan friesen
Feel real dumb.
Didn't know that about GoFundMe's policies.
But it's the thought that counts, I guess.
So thank you to everybody.
Very nice.
Folks, what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is this rule will require a slight bit of context.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
My wife and I, we go to this yoga class, and there's one yoga teacher who has very clearly taken me on as a bit of a favorite.
dan friesen
Is this for folks who don't hang out with Jordan and I when there's no one else around?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
They don't know about this.
Is this the one who's a little aggro?
jordan holmes
No.
Well, maybe.
I mean, I can't remember which one I've described as such, but she's...
dan friesen
Like, to bend really hard?
jordan holmes
She's like...
A borderline elderly woman who is absolutely ripped.
Her history is dancer, acrobat.
Bodybuilder.
Yeah, she's ripped.
dan friesen
You described one of the leaders as being borderline sadistic.
jordan holmes
Yes, there is definitely.
dan friesen
That's not the same person?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Not the same person.
No.
This woman, she's clearly chosen me as her favorite, right?
And so my wife went one day without me, and the feeling she had of like...
The teacher was going like, oh, Jordan didn't come with you?
And then the change in demeanor.
dan friesen
Then she got sadistic towards...
jordan holmes
So my wife comes home and she proceeds to roast me for a good 10-15 minutes on my subpar yoga ability.
The unfairness of her choosing me.
All of this stuff.
It was so fucking funny.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I could not stop laughing for like 20 minutes.
dan friesen
It is funny.
It was so funny.
Your wife's insecurity leads to her lashing out at you.
jordan holmes
It was so funny.
It was incredibly funny.
dan friesen
You suck at yoga.
jordan holmes
Oh man, it was incredible how funny it was.
dan friesen
That borderline elderly lady should love me.
jordan holmes
I had to like leave the room for an hour to laugh about that.
dan friesen
I bet she loved that.
jordan holmes
It was great.
dan friesen
I'm sure she was thrilled with your response.
jordan holmes
No, she loved it.
She won.
That was great.
It was awesome.
I couldn't have been happier.
dan friesen
Well, that's a lovely marriage moment to share with the audience.
jordan holmes
It's so funny.
dan friesen
Good times.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
My bright spot is...
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and we're going to be talking more in the past.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
We're sticking around to the past because we've got to get there for the live show.
jordan holmes
We're barreling towards the screen.
dan friesen
Yes.
And, you know, some people, I think, have some negative feelings, or at least they prefer modern-day episodes to...
Some people do.
And I understand that.
You know, Alex's voice is really annoying in the past, but I would argue his voice in the present is...
Pretty annoying, too.
jordan holmes
I mean, the audio quality has changed terribly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But I think that there's meat on bones in the past.
I think there's a couple of things that we get to talk about in this episode that are so far afield from anything that comes up in the present-day stuff that it's the difference between a good and a bad improv suggestion.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I feel like we're at...
Every episode we do, we're trying to bring you the best episode possible, and I'll tell you what, you may want, you may think you want a present-day Alex episode, but then if you get it, you might find, I wish we had gone into the past.
dan friesen
Right, and then, you know...
jordan holmes
So trust Dan with your goddamn choices!
dan friesen
And...
You know, look, we will talk about the present as soon as Alex Jones' dot live comes back online.
jordan holmes
As long as that painting show is still in the works.
dan friesen
We will keep everyone posted on that.
And we'll be back in the present.
But this need to get to the scream for the live show.
jordan holmes
Crucial.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
Because otherwise, I got nothing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
It is absolutely necessary.
Or we will have a weird Friday night.
We'll just let DJ Danerky play for the entire...
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be great.
dan friesen
That's an option.
jordan holmes
Yeah, people would love that.
dan friesen
So, today we're going to be talking about January 9th through 12th, 2004.
This is a Friday and a Monday, so it's the weekend shot, not involved.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Like I said, there's some amazing stuff that goes down on this episode.
A lot of immigrant hating and some weirdos.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And the last clip.
I think is spectacular and revelatory in a way that will blow minds.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on this.
jordan holmes
Man, when you tease things, it's dangerous.
dan friesen
Well, look, this is pretty big.
This is nuts, this last clip.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
But before we get down to business, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, 90s cartoons are fabulous.
You guys are just like Norbert and Daggett from Angry Beavers.
Check it out.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
I always assumed we were, ah, real monsters.
dan friesen
I assumed we were Mr. Peabody and that kid.
jordan holmes
That one is really hard to avoid.
dan friesen
That was not a 90s cartoon, though.
jordan holmes
No, that one's pretty much dead on.
dan friesen
Maybe we're CatDog.
I don't know.
These are outside of my cartoon realm.
I don't think I ever watched Angry Beavers.
jordan holmes
Well, I'll tell you what, we're not X-Men.
dan friesen
Ren and Stimpy.
jordan holmes
We are definitely not Ren and Stimpy.
dan friesen
Next, Late Night Pooper Jones.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Matt in Toronto proudly conducting globalist mind control experiments on my unsuspecting suburban neighbors.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Alex lost his neck in the info war.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And hello.
I've been trying to contact you regarding your vehicle's limited woke insurance.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And we got a couple technocrats in the mix, Jordan.
So first, the pirated NFT of Roger Stone's presidential pardon.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
And non-Christian Christian, also known as Mordam, you have rised above your enemies.
You may not quit tomorrow.
You can take as many breaks as you need.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Now, we jump in.
In 2004.
January 2004.
And we're in a situation where apparently the bath party is still in charge.
jordan holmes
Really?
unidentified
Still?
dan friesen
Well, we haven't gotten an update on it.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
I was going to say we were going to get an update still today.
dan friesen
No, that's still hanging in the air.
We haven't gotten any kind of correction or clarification.
So as best we know, they are still running shop.
We also are in a situation where the Democratic primaries are heating up quite a bit.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
And Alex is not talking about it.
At all.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
There is, compared to how obsessed he is with electoral politics in the present day, he does not give a single fuck at this point.
jordan holmes
Do you know what's crazy?
I feel like it makes sense in that people, when they get older, they care more about voting.
That's been the stereotype in America for how many years?
dan friesen
That might be the case, but I think, I mean, I still think voting is important now.
Sure.
I think I cared more when I was younger.
unidentified
Yeah, I agree with you.
dan friesen
But then again, I wasn't inundated with an entire world of people who, no matter what the election result is, they'll claim they won.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
So that kind of has a little bit of a demotivating effect.
jordan holmes
We were raised in a world where if you stole an election, the polite thing to do was pretend that it wasn't stolen by the Supreme Court.
dan friesen
Right, and at least get the Supreme Court to like a junk stamp on it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, get a stamp.
dan friesen
But it is just, it's wild to me to be listening to this and knowing what's going on in like the news.
And like normal news shows.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And just completely absent from Alex's coverage.
Pretty wild.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, especially because people didn't know about it back then.
You know, like in the current world we live in.
We know about the incursions of the insanity upon the real world.
Back then, this whole area was untouched.
dan friesen
But also, even more than that, this is what Alex is supposed to be.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
You know what I mean?
jordan holmes
Yeah!
He's above the left-right paradigm at this point in time.
dan friesen
It feels right that he's not meddling around and talking about the dynamics of the Democratic primary or Hillary's gonna run or whatever the fuck he would be doing at this point.
jordan holmes
They're all globalists should have been his guiding light from day one.
Day one, everyone in politics is a globalist regardless of whether or not I think they're on my team.
dan friesen
And anybody who's related to Ron Paul.
The only good politicians are Paul family members.
jordan holmes
But it makes sense for him because the only people that he would like in his worldview must, by definition, be deceiving him for the globalists.
You know, like a Trump or whatever.
That is so attractive to Alex, that's clearly a plant, you know?
It's made to fuck him up.
dan friesen
Well, and the other side of it is that if someone is the real McCoy...
They, by definition, can't win.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So you always have to be backing losers.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Because the globalists won't allow them to win.
dan friesen
So why get caught up in the system?
jordan holmes
Insane.
dan friesen
It's a self-defeating thing to care about electoral politics if you're Alex.
And it makes sense at this point.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Fuck Bush.
I don't care about the primary.
alex jones
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Who cares?
jordan holmes
I'm with you.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex begins on January 9th here talking about Saddam.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
There's some news.
jordan holmes
How's he doing?
alex jones
In the last 30 minutes...
The lightest info on Saddam Hussein supposedly having cancer and some of his top minions being killed.
Oh, I hope he doesn't get killed by cancer.
We're just controlled by the parasite like...
unidentified
Scalar attack!
Wake up, boys, there's a light at the window.
dan friesen
So this is the second time in about a week or two that Alex's feed has just abruptly dropped in the middle of him saying a word.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Both times that Revolution song plays.
unidentified
Revolution!
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That tells me that this is like an automatic thing that Alex has set up where if he goes offline that track kicks in because he has a feed that goes to Genesis Communications.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so like if his connection to that feed gets cut off then Genesis must start playing this song.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's how the relay is set up.
jordan holmes
Like, stopgap.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I would have brought this up the last time that it happened because it's so jarring, but it was in that no man's land of boring episodes, and his response actually was pretty chill.
He laughed it off and said that that happens sometimes and made it clear that people shouldn't think it was any kind of an attempt to take him off air.
Like, nowadays, any tech problems, that's a globalist attack.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Even if it's just the crew playing the wrong clip.
So Alex being so cool about a pretty severe tech issue was notable.
But not really all that interesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now we have a second data point, so we have to see how he reacts to this one.
jordan holmes
Well, let's find out.
dan friesen
What do you think?
You know some of the dynamics here.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
How do you think he's going to respond?
Is it a conspiracy?
Is it not?
jordan holmes
Well, one, first and most important part.
They chose that song specifically because were Alex to be taken off by the globalists, that is an appropriate song to play.
dan friesen
I think it's also royalty-free.
jordan holmes
Well, let's be generous.
dan friesen
Maybe it's one of the weird patriot friends of Alex didn't want to promote.
jordan holmes
Could be.
I'm going to say that he is annoyed.
I'm going to say he's frustrated and he says, I can't believe this is still happening.
That's my guess.
My guess is still happening.
dan friesen
So like incompetent?
Yes.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
First time is a mistake that happens.
Second time, now it's incompetence.
dan friesen
Well, here's where we land.
unidentified
It's been so many years, so many tears.
We have lost once before.
Now we'll settle the score.
When our cannons will roar.
Battle of the Star!
Oh, my God.
How we doing?
alex jones
All right, folks.
Oh, we're back.
When I got to the studio today, I noticed the phone company was doing something with the different digital lines.
And there's no one from the phone company outside the office.
There's just a black wire strung running right along the side of my office.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
So that's the connection up to Minnesota and the folks running the show and the satellite uplinks.
jordan holmes
Maybe have more than one wire.
alex jones
Have the show today and have Glenn Spencer on and to have Joel Skousen and Keith Parker and, of course, Paul Watson.
And if we keep having problems, I'm going to jump in the car and drive 80 miles an hour to the other studio.
jordan holmes
Ooh!
alex jones
This never happens.
Once or twice a year, and now it's happening, and I'm beginning to think it's deliberate.
In fact, the British media caught it on tape.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
alex jones
About three years ago.
They were here in Austin, and there were people that, quote, didn't work for the phone company, continually in the big box down the road, every day when I went on the air.
So, one day I just started running a song when I went on air, drove down and caught the guy in there.
Another time I had somebody walk up the side of the studio, and there was just a cut wire out there.
They just cut the digital line.
Oh, yeah, there's not a New World Order, folks.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
There's no such thing as that.
dan friesen
So I guess it's a conspiracy after all.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, I felt like I was on it for a little bit, and then it went to...
dan friesen
People are cutting the cords, and there's somebody always at the box.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
Yeah, I was disappointed by this.
I really appreciated his just being like, yeah, this tech stuff happens.
We're not the biggest show in the world.
unidentified
I know.
dan friesen
I got an uplink to Minnesota.
That's how the show ends up getting there, and, you know, whatever.
Now, because it's happening more, he's got a...
jordan holmes
The smallest amount of humility goes a long way.
dan friesen
It does.
It does.
But it doesn't stick around, it turns out.
jordan holmes
Well, that's why it goes a long way, because it's very rare.
dan friesen
Also, the British media, I think he's talking about John Ronson.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
That would make way more sense.
dan friesen
So maybe we should call John and see if he caught saboteurs.
jordan holmes
Oh, that'd be fun if we had John on as a guest for a 2003 episode.
John!
What was it like back in 2003 in the olden times?
unidentified
Did you catch saboteurs trying to take Alex off air?
dan friesen
I imagine not.
Anyway, we get to this Saddam story, right?
This big story about Saddam and his cancer.
alex jones
Reports, Saddam Hussein has cancer.
And this was announced on some of the Asian television channels in Taiwan and other areas.
And we did find a news article out of the Sophie Morning News.
Reports Saddam Hussein has cancer.
The Assad Iraqi dictator, who is currently under custody with the coalition forces, suffers from cancer of lymph glands.
Oh, of course it's super fast and terminal.
Kuwaiti Al-Naab daily reads, citing an Iraq official, according to the daily, the disease is in an advanced stage, so doctors predict the former dictator would probably live a couple of years more.
Doctors came out with the fatal diagnosis while making thorough medical checks of Saddam Hussein that is captured near the hometown of Tikrit in December 2003.
Allegations of Saddam Hussein's illness appeared during the military campaign in Iraq last year when one of his private doctors residing in Syria claimed that the former dictator suffered from cancer.
Oh, how convenient.
Just like in about a week and a half after the announcement Jack Ruby dropped dead from super fast cancer.
Kind of like the Shaw was fine and got flown into England and died real quick of that fast cancer, but I'm sure he really does have it.
dan friesen
So the obvious implication here is that the globalists gave these people fast-acting cancers to kill them as a way of covering up how they were the ones pulling the strings behind people like the Shah and Jack Ruby.
Jack Ruby stood trial, and then three years later he was diagnosed with lung cancer.
jordan holmes
So quick!
dan friesen
He died of a pulmonary embolism, likely related to that cancer, which isn't necessarily suspicious.
He was going to get a new trial, but it wasn't really a question whether or not he killed Oswald.
It was just a matter of whether he acted premeditatedly and if his death sentence was appropriate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The Shah died in 1980, but he'd been diagnosed privately with cancer as early as 1974.
Right.
unidentified
As for Saddam, there's reporting going back to at least 1996 that doctors had been treating Right.
dan friesen
Of course.
Of disclosing Saddam having cancer, what could that do to the oil markets?
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It's not clear if he had cancer, and he refused to have a biopsy after he was captured, but it is possible that he did have cancer, because there's definitely a family history.
jordan holmes
Yeah, sure.
dan friesen
He was tried and then executed in 2006, so whatever smarmy bullshit Alex is trying to imply really doesn't make any sense.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
It's just another example of how horrible his prediction track record is.
jordan holmes
It is funny.
It is very funny to me, the idea of Saddam.
Saddam being captured and then a doctor taking a biopsy and being like, listen, Saddam, this has never happened to me before.
You have fatal cancer and stuff, but that's the least of your problems, right?
How crazy is that?
Like, it's almost a good news diagnosis for you to have fatal cancer.
Like, what does it matter at this point, right?
Who fucking cares?
dan friesen
Good news, bad news.
The bad news is you're going to be executed when you're tried.
Good news is you have cancer.
jordan holmes
You have cancer, so who cares?
dan friesen
Comparatively, I guess.
jordan holmes
Who cares?
dan friesen
Also, I just love Alex being smug and talking this shit, while in reality he doesn't seem to know that these reports of Saddam having cancer, it's not...
Nothing really new.
It's, you know, seven years history of these reports coming out.
If he's going to cover this story, you'd think you would have an awareness that this isn't news, but he's acting like it's coming out of nowhere to conveniently get Saddam out of the way quick.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This is just a sad display of, like, pretend expertise.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So what happens when you just skim these headlines and then make up stories about shit?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
It would be nice for the people who say things.
It would be nice if there was not an invite.
That is a huge issue for most of humanity.
dan friesen
It is.
It definitely is!
unidentified
Oh!
dan friesen
So it's not just Saddam.
It's also associates of his that need to be discussed.
alex jones
Also, unofficial sources to Al-Bawamba, Saddam's presidential secretary, dies in U.S. custody.
And there are admitted reports here of them killing people.
With electric shocks.
So powerful, they're killing them, they're putting them into comas.
unidentified
Yeah, we only reserve that for prisoners and stuff.
alex jones
It's chic.
It's like the latest hairstyle or clothing push.
It's just wonderful.
It's a torture sheik.
dan friesen
So this is a story that Alex is reading from Rents.com, which is a website run by nutball conspiracy theorist Jeff Rents, who happens to hate Alex and the feeling is mutual.
Okay.
unidentified
This story is about...
dan friesen
Alex is a really bad source of information.
He's not someone with any journalists.
So you wouldn't expect him to resist covering this story on that count, but he loves to pretend that his gut instincts are so precise and always accurate, so you would think he would have picked up a cent on this.
Maybe there's nothing to fact check, but his gut, which is 99% accurate.
jordan holmes
Especially since this whole article he's reading is clearly not the usual.
It's a website devoted to the many different productions of Rent, I assume.
dan friesen
Rents.
jordan holmes
So, rent.
dan friesen
R-E-N-S-E.
I understand.
unidentified
Look, you know how many productions of rent there have been?
jordan holmes
I don't feel shame.
dan friesen
You know how many productions there have been?
jordan holmes
Tons of them!
dan friesen
525,600.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, you got me.
alex jones
You got me.
jordan holmes
Well done.
dan friesen
Well done.
jordan holmes
You win.
You win this round.
dan friesen
Yeah, you didn't think I knew that song, did you?
jordan holmes
I didn't see it coming.
I didn't see it coming.
dan friesen
I only know that song because the movie rant came out when I worked at a movie theater, and I had to clean during the credits, and that song played every time.
So I heard that song like four times a day.
jordan holmes
Gotcha, gotcha.
Can you do that as good as Wild Wild West?
unidentified
525,600 minutes!
How do you measure a year in the life?
jordan holmes
Talk about love!
dan friesen
I don't know any more than that, though.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's plenty.
That's more than anyone needs.
dan friesen
So, there's a lot of immigrant and border-related issues on this.
Actually, both of these episodes they're going to be covering.
And so Alex has some complaints about Americans in Mexico.
alex jones
A nation is not a nation.
It's not a country, a sovereign entity, unless it has borders.
I have lived my entire life in Texas.
My ancestors fought and died and are on the memorial fighting the Mexican dictator Santa Ana.
And when you go to Mexico, if you look like you have money, In some of the tourist areas, they leave you alone down south on the coast, but if you go down south over the Texas border, you'll be treated with hatred, you'll be called names by the police, they will rape your wife right in front of you, beat you up, they will take you to the jail, they will extort hundreds of thousands of dollars out of you.
This is what they do.
In fact, almost everyone I know has been rousted, has been harried, has been fed on.
If you try to...
Come to their country illegal.
You're lucky if they don't kick your guts out.
But that's okay.
That's loving and good.
You're not going to find the ACLU or the Southern Poverty Law Center going after the corrupt officials over there.
jordan holmes
Wait, is his point we should treat them worse because their treatment is bad?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I think you probably resist that phrasing.
I think you would say we shouldn't treat them as well.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
But I mean, what he's saying is they treat them bad, so we should be more like the bad people.
dan friesen
No, they treat Americans bad, so we shouldn't treat them as well.
Not that we should treat them worse.
jordan holmes
No, that is exactly what not as well means.
So they treat, they're the bad guys, so we should also be the bad guys at this point.
dan friesen
This is a glass half full, glass half full situation.
jordan holmes
Really feeling good.
dan friesen
Look, I know there's some crime in Mexico and some corruption, but I think Alex might be overselling things a little bit.
He's acting like it's just a free-for-all purge.
jordan holmes
You know, when they take the low road, we should...
Destroy that road by building a tunnel underneath it.
Yeah, that makes sense.
dan friesen
Also, it's absolutely not the place of the ACLU or SPLC to step in with cases where an American citizen is detained in a foreign country.
You don't have the same legal protections in other countries that you may have here and your citizenship is not a shield that you can use to avoid other countries' laws.
In a situation when a U.S. citizen is arrested in another country, they should contact the consulate or the U.S. embassy who will be able to help them in some general way.
Yeah, that's an issue.
So Alex has this guy Glenn Spencer on.
Sure.
unidentified
He sucks.
dan friesen
He's been on before.
We've talked about him a bit.
He is a big time piece of shit border vigil.
Vigilante-ish type.
jordan holmes
Great, great, great.
dan friesen
He likes to fly drones around to try and find people crossing the border and what have you, and then sensationalize stories.
jordan holmes
He's a guy trying to get a body count for himself.
dan friesen
Glass half full, glass half full.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there we go.
dan friesen
So anyway, here he comes.
alex jones
So here to talk with us for the next 25 minutes about this high treason and how the neocons are trying to spin this, oh, it's just political.
This is Glenn Spencer of AmericanPatrol.com, the premier organization, no compromise, telling it like it is.
Glenn, good to have you on.
unidentified
Alex, good to talk to you again.
alex jones
You know, we've been desensitized to this over the years, knowing that they were planning to...
This isn't like the amnesty of the past, where they just give amnesty to those that are here.
This is everybody in perpetuity, but...
This is finally getting the dumbbells to wake up, but now the neocons, some of them, are trying to pacify them.
Give us the picture of what's going on.
unidentified
Well, I think we saw it coming.
We saw the trial balloons drifting through the clouds when Secretary of Homeland Security, Ridge, a few weeks ago said that these people should be legalized.
We knew it was coming.
Actually, I knew it.
Right after George Bush was elected, when he said, we have to make, and this was in the newspapers three years ago this month, he said, we have to make migration safe and orderly.
When I read that, I knew we were all in trouble.
Since illegal immigration is already safe and orderly, at the time he only could be talking about illegal immigration.
And that at the time.
Three years ago, told me that George Bush was an open borders globalist, ready to sacrifice the country on the altar of globalism.
And I was right.
dan friesen
Wow, been proven right.
What a shock.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
So Glenn Spencer is an old-time xenophobic bigot, and his pretend concerns about immigration are not things I take particularly seriously.
George W. Bush's presidency was a time of steeply decreased numbers of naturalizations of immigrants, and there was no massive amnesty offered to undocumented immigrants within the country like was done in 1986.
Until his fairly recent death, Spencer used drones and other tech to stock and vigilante patrol areas around the border.
He was a pile of shit.
I've probably brought this up before, but just in case I haven't, I wanted to talk about a 2008 column he wrote for American Patrol.
It's titled, quote, Speaking the Unspeakable.
Is Jew-controlled Hollywood brainwashing Americans?
jordan holmes
There we go.
I was waiting for that.
dan friesen
In the piece, he claims that he used to hang out with Hollywood elites and dine with the likes of Harrison Ford.
And though, through that, he learned that all the Hollywood folks were actually America-hating globalist commies.
Seeing the new Ford movie crossing over made him reflect on those days.
And he opened up the paper.
jordan holmes
So he's the only person who cared about the movie Crossing Over.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
It made him wistful for those days when he dined with Harrison Ford.
jordan holmes
One guy.
dan friesen
So he opened up the newspaper one day.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
After I had posted, quote, That Jews do in fact control Hollywood sure the op-ed he's talking about is a satirical op-ed written by noted humorous Joel Stein The article launches off from an ADL poll that found out That only 22% of Americans thought Jews controlled Hollywood right and Joel thought that number was way too low Yeah, one of the tip-offs
That maybe this isn't an article you should be taking as a sincere source about anything is the clear humor-based tone, like in this part.
Quote, I've taken it upon myself to reconvince America that Jews run Hollywood by launching a public relations campaign because that's what we do best.
I'm weighing several slogans, including Hollywood, more Jewish than ever.
Hollywood, from the people who brought you the Bible.
And Hollywood, if you enjoy TV and movies, then you probably like Jews after all.
He's clear.
Clearly, and just look at the body of Joel Stein's work.
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yep.
If there's any evidence that satire means nothing, it's that people who you're satirizing are like, I can't believe they would say this!
I can't believe they would say something true like this!
dan friesen
Also, it's worth noting that at the bottom of Spencer's article, he links to an article called, quote, Understanding Jewish Influence by a guy named Kevin MacDonald, who's a real anti-Semitic piece of shit.
McDonald once wrote, quote, Christianity was an uncontested part of public culture until large-scale Jewish immigration in the early 20th century.
The immigration laws were biased in favor of Europeans until 1915.
1965 when the long Jewish campaign to change them finally succeeded.
jordan holmes
Wow.
unidentified
And that's how kids in the hall came about, huh?
dan friesen
The reference to 1965 is about the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, which many call the Heart Seller Act.
This Immigration Reform Act got rid of the national origins based quota that was in place previously.
Much of the ideology for the quota system was based on the then popular ideology of eugenics and was meant to ensure an overwhelming white majority in the US population.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
majority in the U.S. In fact, there were attempts to place stipulations in the bill that they thought would limit the ability of the bill to increase non-white immigration.
There were various little things that were slipped in.
But in the end, it turned out there were a lot of people from the Eastern Hemisphere that were wanting to come here and were being barred from doing so based on blood quotas.
And now that these blood quotas were gone, they were trying to come in to the land of opportunity.
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is that it's a really big conspiracy in white nationalist and neo-Nazi circles that the Jews plan to use the Hartzeller Act to bring in masses of non-white people to the United States and as an attack on the white population.
It's a piece that's behind the great replacement type ideas.
Anyway, this is clearly McDonald's point, and this implicates Glenn Spencer fairly heavily because his primary issue is harassing immigrants at the border.
He has no relevance to any public conversation except in terms of immigration issues, so to see his article using Kevin McDonald as a source on how to understand Jewish influence, it's hard to believe that he doesn't also subscribe to some of McDonald's ideas about the Jewish influence on immigration law.
Yeah.
unidentified
My point is that Glenn Spencer is at best aware Yeah.
dan friesen
Joel Stein column he didn't get to justify publishing his own anti-Semitic trash.
All in all, pretty perfect guest for Alex.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Right on board with the InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Sucks.
jordan holmes
A little too much in the wheelhouse.
And guess what?
It's belt high.
He's a belt high slow ball.
dan friesen
And guess what?
He's the second worst border vigilante we're going to talk about today.
jordan holmes
Great!
Great!
Great.
I love people who are like, this arbitrary made-up line of land that we stole from another country is mine by right, and I'll kill people for it.
dan friesen
It makes perfect sense.
Glenn wouldn't like that talk.
jordan holmes
No, it makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Now, I always like to see the positive in people.
jordan holmes
I don't.
But okay.
dan friesen
I know.
And I actually agree with you, but I'm trying to set up a humorous premise.
unidentified
I get it.
dan friesen
Much like Joel Stein might, satirically.
So I'm trying to say something positive about Glenn Spencer, and that is he is one of the only guests that I've ever seen show up on Infowars with clips ready.
jordan holmes
Oh shit!
He's done a homework!
dan friesen
He plays a clip!
jordan holmes
He's done a homework show!
dan friesen
He's complaining about the former president of Mexico, and he has a clip.
unidentified
And what we have been talking about, you and I have been talking about for years, is the Mexican conquest of the Southwest.
The conquest of Aslan.
alex jones
And their president say that?
unidentified
Now, yes.
jordan holmes
Do you mean the land they own?
unidentified
You don't believe it.
Here he is.
Here is the president of Mexico saying just that.
I proudly affirm that the Mexican nation extends beyond the territory enclosed by its borders, and that Mexican migrants are an important, a very important nation.
That was then President Ernesto Zedillo of Mexico, 1997, speaking in Chicago.
jordan holmes
97!
dan friesen
I think Glenn's doing a better job of hosting than Alex is.
jordan holmes
Well, there are worse, yeah.
dan friesen
So I went and I watched this whole speech, and the part that Glenn is using here is wildly out of context.
He was talking about how the Mexican government has a duty to help protect the rights of immigrants to the United States from Mexico, and how he had just championed legislation to allow immigrants from Mexico to retain their Mexican citizenship, even if they pursue American citizenship.
Yeah, that's really smart.
jordan holmes
That's really smart and good.
dan friesen
Glenn's interpretation of this as an admission that the former Mexican president wanted to use immigrants to recolonize the Southwest is way off base, and it's less informed by Yeah, you can't really re-colonize something that you didn't colonize.
jordan holmes
In the first place.
dan friesen
But has been colonized.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
So you would be uncolonizing it.
So that would probably undercut his argument that they're doing bad.
dan friesen
I don't think he would hear that argument.
jordan holmes
I don't think he would either.
dan friesen
And we would be able to figure that out, but he died fairly recently.
jordan holmes
So let me ask you a question, sir.
Okay, so if Mexico does take, let's say, New Mexico.
They take New Mexico, right?
Okay?
You would be mad.
That they took what you thought was your land, right?
And you would want to take it back.
dan friesen
Shouldn't Alex really want to change the name of New Mexico?
jordan holmes
That you would think.
dan friesen
Or maybe he thinks it's like a ha-ha, we've got the New Mexico as part of us.
jordan holmes
It does feel a little bit weird for us to also have a state that's called New Mexico and be like, no Mexicans are here.
It's very weird.
dan friesen
Well, that's the way Alex and Glenn Spencer want it.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Anyway, Glenn sucks.
unidentified
Who says that?
turns out like nothing else is the war with the United States.
So, in essence, what they want to do Is regain the glory of Mexico.
jordan holmes
The land you took.
unidentified
And regain the glory of their ancestors.
Because we took their land.
And making this the great and glorious Mexico that they think it should be.
jordan holmes
Well, we took their land.
alex jones
But Spain just came in as an empire, took over some Indians, claimed some land.
France claimed parts of Texas.
France isn't saying this belongs to them.
jordan holmes
Neither is Spain.
unidentified
Well, France ran in Mexico for a while, you know.
jordan holmes
Neither is Spain!
dan friesen
It's worth noting that Glenn is not talking about the Mexican government here.
He's talking about the population only having war with the United States as their shared history to take on as an identity.
This is obvious nonsense, but it's also worth pointing out that it's a tactic that Glenn is using to justify his racism as some kind of a defensive mechanism.
It's pathetic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
It makes sense to be like, oh, the only thing they have as shared history is war with the United States, says I to that 3,000-year-old.
dan friesen
Also, it's just an unsolvable riddle why a colonized people in a former colonizing country would feel differently about their connection to a particular place.
It's a real mystery why France wouldn't still be claiming that Mexico is a part of France, but people from Mexico might still have some feelings of ownership over Texas that was formerly Where they were.
jordan holmes
It does feel mysterious.
dan friesen
We may never get to the bottom of this one.
jordan holmes
It is one of those where you're like, oh man, not even Bernard Blank or whatever his name is.
dan friesen
The guy from Glass Onion?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Benoit Blanc.
jordan holmes
Benoit Blanc, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Come on, man.
unidentified
Bernard.
dan friesen
That is not...
jordan holmes
I'm having a day.
dan friesen
That's not fancy enough.
jordan holmes
I've been having a day.
dan friesen
I understand.
Yoga.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, look, there's a lot of things that characterize Alex.
And one of them is making things up.
alex jones
Did you know that they allow Cinco de Mayo to be officially celebrated at UT, but not the Texas Independence Day?
unidentified
It's evil.
alex jones
They didn't allow it.
unidentified
What are you talking about?
This is the kind of insanity that took over Nazi Germany, except in reverse.
alex jones
Man!
dan friesen
It's so fun for Alex to just make shit up to pander to his audience that's desperately addicted to feeling like they are victims because they're white.
The aggrievement is just spectacular and so powerful.
For what it's worth, the tower on campus at UT Austin, the big, huge tower, it's lit with special lights and a giant Texas flag flies on the pavilion for Texas Independence Day.
And they've celebrated that holiday for a long fucking time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
This is such an awesome story.
Okay.
unidentified
In 1896, junior law school students at UT Austin, which at that time, the entire school had 482 enrolled students.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
unidentified
So these junior law students were pissed that it was a holiday and they still had to be in class.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
So they decided to skip in honor of Texas Independence Day.
dan friesen
Mm-hmm.
unidentified
The next year, they tried to get the school to officially recognize the holiday and let them out of class, but the then president of the university was from North Carolina and didn't understand the dynamics.
Dynamics.
dan friesen
So, the students went and borrowed a cannon that was in front of the state capitol.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Which is, it's pretty close to campus, if you don't know the geography.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They brought the cannon to campus, where they planned to do a 21-gun salute for Texas Independence Day.
jordan holmes
With one cannon.
dan friesen
It'd take a while.
I'll just read to you how that went from an article on the university's website.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Quote, Just before sunrise on March 2nd, the students arrived for their celebration, only to find a large nail had been driven into the ignition hole of the cannon.
It took some time and the employment of several pocket knives to remove the item.
By then, Winston, who's the then president of the school, had arrived and was rather unhappily resigned to the fact that the students were going to celebrate.
Hoping to minimize the damage to the class day, Winston asked the Laws, the law school students, to move the Cannon away from the main building down the hill to the university's athletic field, or they could wait until afternoon to have their fun.
jordan holmes
Excuse me.
Pause.
Real quick.
Sorry, what?
dan friesen
You're gonna shoot off this cannon?
jordan holmes
Cannon?
I'm sorry, what?
Here's our problem with the cannon.
Wrong time.
Wrong time of day.
Wrong time of day for this.
dan friesen
Dude, this is 1897.
It's a different time.
unidentified
I get it.
dan friesen
Starting at 9.30am, an otherwise peaceful morning was interrupted by a series of cannon blasts.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
The entire law department attended, including Bats and Professor John Towns, and following the cannon fire, each person gave a short but sincere patriotic speech.
Of course.
Sure.
Yep.
Yep.
the acadams vacated their classrooms and joined the laws outside.
And the scene of the morning was repeated with more speeches from students and professors.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's awesome.
jordan holmes
Okay, so I recognize that when Mark said TV is the opiate of the masses, he was criticizing it.
On the other hand, this is what happens if you don't have TV.
If you don't have TV, someone's going to fire a cannon 21 times.
That's going to happen.
dan friesen
When you said Marks, I heard Mark, and I thought you meant Mark Bankston.
I was like, Mark said that?
jordan holmes
When our buddy Bankston first coined the phrase.
dan friesen
So in all the chaos, the president of the school had gone home.
unidentified
Yeah, it was!
dan friesen
He was just like, I'm out of here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, fuck this noise!
dan friesen
And so when the students learned that he had left, they marched over to his house.
jordan holmes
Of course they did.
dan friesen
And they insisted that he make a speech.
jordan holmes
Again, they don't have TV.
dan friesen
Yeah.
His opening line from that speech that he was forced to give outside his house by these students who had stolen a cannon and brought it to campus for Texas Independence Day begins as this.
Quote, I was born in the land of liberty, rocked in the cradle of liberty, nursed on the bottle of liberty, and I've had liberty preach to me all my life.
But Texas University students take more liberty than anyone I've come in contact with.
What a fucking awesome story.
It's a shame that Alex can't enjoy that without admitting that he's a lying pile of shit who just makes things up to inflame anti-immigrant sentiment in his audience.
It's so great.
Such a cool story.
Alex didn't say that UT doesn't allow people to celebrate Texas Independence Day because he knew that as a fact or he even had any solid backing to make the claim.
He said it because it feels right to him that the students wouldn't be allowed to do that at school.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
The school would outlaw this.
jordan holmes
Because, of course, because everyone is geared towards hating white people no matter what.
dan friesen
Yeah.
The climate of his narratives is one where white people are under attack and immigrants and non-white people are given special treatment.
Thus, he takes every opportunity.
To throw out examples of that dynamic regardless if they're real or not.
And let's not forget what's behind Alex's desire to create this narrative climate.
It's racism and xenophobia.
Full stop.
That's why he's coming up with this bullshit lie.
When in reality, I feel like he could incorporate into his worldview how cool it is that these guys stole a cannon and were shooting it off.
jordan holmes
They're fucking rebels!
They're rebels, man!
dan friesen
That's Texas!
jordan holmes
That's the gall of Texas that you need, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Deep at night, the stars shine bright.
jordan holmes
I think Rintz accidentally said something.
I think Rintz accidentally said something that makes perfect sense in the real world.
Who?
dan friesen
Jeff Rintz?
jordan holmes
No.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
Glenn Spencer?
Yeah, Glenn Spencer.
Sorry.
I told you, I'm having a day.
dan friesen
Well, these names are bigots who it's hard to keep track of.
jordan holmes
But no, he said it's like what happened to Nazi Germany in reverse.
In a certain sense makes sense because it's not an expansionist, racist, destructive situation.
And the bad guys are on the other side.
Like Glenn Spencer.
So Spencer accidentally is like, we're like Nazi Germany in the right way.
You know, Nazis.
dan friesen
Yeah, fair enough.
But I'm still stuck on this story.
And just imagining Alex saying that to somebody who's aware of like UT history.
And like, what the fuck are you talking about?
jordan holmes
How long was that story?
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
How long was that story?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I mean, like, if you wrote it out, probably like a page.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Can't read it.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
He'll never know.
He'll never know.
dan friesen
I'll give you a headline.
UT student's pretty cool at the end of 1800s.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
Totally.
That's as good as he's going to get.
He can't read a story as interesting as that without shitting his pants.
dan friesen
So, Glenn Spencer, we bid adieu to him, or goodbye, because he only likes English.
But we get another guest, and that's Joel Skousen, who's obviously, we know, royalty of the anti-communists by virtue of him being the nephew of W. Cleon Skousen.
Yep.
And a long time, even fairly to the present day, although not maybe as regularly now as he has been in the past, but a guest who goes through all of Alex's career.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, his many different eras.
dan friesen
I'm not certain I've seen him in this era, in 2003, yet, or much.
Maybe I've seen him once or twice, but I don't remember it.
And that made me really excited, because I'm like, hey.
jordan holmes
Sure!
dan friesen
I've got this familiar face.
jordan holmes
We got early Skousen.
dan friesen
But then I realized he's so fucking boring, and it was just sour grapes.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
It was just like, oh, no.
He didn't have heat in his youth.
He's still boring.
It's from the entire time.
Brutal.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Brutal.
dan friesen
But here's Alex's introduction for him, which I think is literally impossible.
alex jones
There's so much news.
We're joined by Joel Skousen.
Joel Skousen is a political scientist by training, specializing in philosophy and law and constitutional theory.
He's also the designer of high-security residences and retreats.
He's designed self-sufficient in high-security homes throughout North America and has consulted in Central America as well.
And he's also a fighter pilot in Vietnam.
Sorry, what?
dan friesen
There were no planes in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
There were no planes in Vietnam.
dan friesen
He could not be a fighter pilot in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
Already, I'm out.
I'm out on Skousen's bullshit resume.
dan friesen
Yeah.
CV fraud.
unidentified
Bullshit.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I am also surprised Alex didn't take the opportunity to bring that up.
Like, hey, I had a caller not too long ago.
There were no planes.
You were in one of them, right?
jordan holmes
That's like a regular thing.
dan friesen
I can't stop thinking about it.
jordan holmes
Me neither.
dan friesen
But Alex doesn't bring it up.
He should.
Yeah, Skousen, all that stuff in those credentials are mostly like, he tells people how to bug out.
jordan holmes
So he's educated in philosophy, law, and political science.
But his real talent is in designing security systems.
dan friesen
If you want a bunker.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's an interesting pivot.
dan friesen
No, I mean, I think that's been a part of his career all along.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's a guy who's like, shit's gonna go down eventually and you're gonna need to hide in a hole.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Let's make that hole pretty lavish.
jordan holmes
That's what I learned from political science class.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, anyway, he's boring as hell.
Yep.
The only thing worth mentioning is that he could not possibly have been a fighter pilot because there's no planes.
jordan holmes
No planes.
dan friesen
So, from here, we jump to the 12th.
And Alex wants to complain about Tony Blair, the head of the UK.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Go for it.
dan friesen
Blair said he would quit.
If people came up with some stuff that he was wrong about.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so now Alex is saying, why haven't you quit?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Hey, it's a question maybe that needs an answer.
alex jones
Then again last week he said that with the Dr. David Kelly inquiry, that if anything bad came out there, he would resign.
But again, as bad stuff's already come out, why hasn't...
He resigned.
I mean, bad stuff came out about Tony Blair and the death of Dr. David Kelly before.
dan friesen
At least it's a different song this time.
jordan holmes
It is a different song.
alex jones
It is a different song.
dan friesen
It's the Renegades.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'll give him that.
alex jones
Thank God for the Renegades!
jordan holmes
It's not my song, but it's a good song.
dan friesen
Also, probably Royalty Free.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is happening a bit now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it seems like the globalists are starting to take the picture seriously.
dan friesen
I think either Alex is the subject of a wire-cutting attack.
That mysteriously the wire is replaced every day.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or something.
I guess.
Or, yeah, he really needs to do something about this tech.
unidentified
This is bad.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, it's weird that it's always at the beginning of the show.
That is weird.
jordan holmes
That is strange.
dan friesen
I don't know if that makes me think it's more likely sabotage or less likely.
jordan holmes
I feel like it's more likely, because it's early on the show, it's more likely a producer is not great until, and then...
They fuck up the levels over and over again.
I think they're just bad at it.
dan friesen
I would suspect that it's something production-based.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If it's happening about the same time on these episodes.
jordan holmes
Honestly, maybe their Wi-Fi is just bad.
2003 was terrible.
dan friesen
No, this is all wired.
There's a wire that goes from Texas to Minnesota.
jordan holmes
All the way to Minnesota.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I gotcha.
dan friesen
So, Alex comes back.
He doesn't say this is a conspiracy, and he's also not chill.
He's nothing.
He pretends it didn't happen.
jordan holmes
Pretends it didn't happen.
All right, that's new.
dan friesen
And now it's time to talk about the project for a new American century.
Alex is real up in arms about this.
alex jones
We have them all in dozens and dozens and dozens.
There's several hundred PNAC reports, and I've probably read or scanned through about 60 or 70 of them.
I've spent many hours reading PNAC documents.
Every time I find some new indescribable horror, we'll post a link to the PNAC document from PNAC's own website, Project for New American Century, and then we'll watch it in the next few days and weeks develop into major news stories.
Because the mainstream media, the Associated Press, Reuters, Gannett News Service, Knight Ritter, are so lazy, I have to go out and write an analysis of Patriot Act.
I have to go out.
And find subsections of bills.
You as listeners do that.
Time and time again you'll see it on the so-called alternative media six months, two years, five years before you see it in the mainstream news.
So what is PNAC?
It was Bush's kind of exploratory presidential committee that was formed in 1997 that wrote some of its most chilling Forecast and wishes and plans in 2000.
And in Rebuilding America's Defenses, written by Cheney and Rumsfeld, different documents on the PNAC website are collaborative efforts by different members of this administration and surrounding think tanks, phony neocon think tanks.
And they say, word for word, Saddam is not a threat, but he is a convenient pretext to get the oil and to use Iraq as a new military base of operations to go into Syria and Iraq.
dan friesen
I guess it's probably true that the Project for the New American Century probably did put out dozens, if not hundreds, of papers in their time, but...
There's zero chance that Alex has read more than one of them, and even that is suspect.
The only thing he knows about is the only specific that he ever brings up, which is that Rebuilding America's Defenses paper.
Yeah.
unidentified
If Alex had any actual interest in that document, He would know that at the end of the paper, there's a list of all of the participants in the project meetings that led to the discussions that were then synthesized into this report.
dan friesen
Sure.
They must be involved in everything that the group puts out.
The document does not say that Saddam doesn't pose a threat and he's just a useful excuse to go in and get the oil and establish bases to go into Syria and Iran.
Alex claims that they say that word for word, which isn't even figuratively true.
I think what Alex is misrepresenting is this passage from the document.
Indeed, the United States has for decades sought to play a more prominent role in Gulf regional security.
While the unresolved conflict with Iraq provides an immediate justification, the need for a substantial American presence in the Gulf transcends the issue of the regime of Saddam Hussein.
If you take that sentence in isolation, you may come away with the idea that Saddam is a piece of a larger puzzle, and that's pretty fair to the larger context of the paper.
Thinking that what the authors are saying is that Saddam isn't a threat and is just a boogeyman used to justify invasion and plunder requires a reader to bring that preconception to the text itself.
It's a practice of eisegesis as opposed to exegesis where you take the things that are in the text and pull them out.
He's engaging in eisegesis where you have your own ideas and you bring them to the text and experience.
That's a good way to engage in fiction.
You discuss what the art evokes in you.
That is not a good way to engage with this.
jordan holmes
Alright, so in critical theory, authorial intent has gone out of favor.
But...
In the non-fiction world, authorial intent is still very important.
Very important.
dan friesen
Right, because you're saying something and it's not like what this makes me feel is what they're saying.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
That's complicated.
They're saying something very specific.
Actually, it's not.
It's not complicated at all.
jordan holmes
No, it's very simple.
dan friesen
Also, the word oil itself is never used in the paper.
I don't know where he's getting that.
Syria is only mentioned once in this sentence.
According to the CIA, a number of regimes deeply hostile to America, North Korea, Iraq, That doesn't say they're planning to invade them.
No.
I mean, it's fairly innocuous to say...
jordan holmes
That Iraq is part of the larger Middle East.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And that should be dealt with as a larger thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's not complicated.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's very simple.
dan friesen
Here's the larger point, though, here.
It's something that I've been stressing a bit lately because I think it's important.
You can make a valid and compelling argument against the worldview and ideas that are expressed in Rebuilding America's Defenses, that document, without lying about it.
But to do that, you need to do some work.
You have to read the document, you have to consider the arguments, and formulate responses designed to show that the document itself is shit.
That isn't super hard, but it's also not easy.
Like, it's not something that you can just make up on the fly, Boring for an audience that likes excitement.
Instead of doing any of that stuff, Alex takes shortcuts.
He makes up more exciting storylines about the document, like that it's a confession that Saddam wasn't a threat and it was just about oil.
He attaches popular, exciting names to the document who have no direct connection to it, like Rumsfeld and Chaney.
He establishes the document inside of some giant body of supposed knowledge he has, where he claims he's read a ton of PNAC documents and they're all full of horrors, yet mysteriously He's only ever brought up this one.
Yeah.
Alex takes these shortcuts because he's not interested in the principle of opposing what's in that document.
It's about the aesthetics of being against it and about using the document to prop up the larger conspiracy worldview that he profits off of.
It's important to understand this about his use of primary sources because, again...
Even if you rightly agree with him that PNAC sucks, you can't trust him to provide any real useful information to help you understand that subject.
Imagine yourself in a conversation with someone who disagrees with you about this PNAC document.
If they know what they're talking about and you repeat some of these claims that Alex has made about the paper, you've lost the debate immediately.
You've been equipped with useless and false claims that make it more difficult for you to effectively push back against the agenda that's...
Embodied by the Project for a New American Century, which is a real shame, because Alex pretends he's doing the opposite of that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's actually making it harder for you to be an effective person working for change.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And that is not necessarily a coincidence.
I don't know how much of that is intentional, like disempowering his audience.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He can't not be aware of that.
jordan holmes
Do you know what it reminds me?
It honestly reminds me, what he does reminds me so much of my joke writing process where I would have the premise and then I would have a punchline that I thought was good enough to work on, right?
And then I would go up and I would riff out the middle bit.
I would try and find stuff that gets there.
Maybe I'd find a tag.
Maybe I'd find a punch.
All that stuff.
And then I'd edit it down until it was tight.
He doesn't even do the second part.
He just riffs out where he wants to go.
Until he gets there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that's not learning!
dan friesen
But it's also more serious than a joke, you know?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, I mean, he's a joke.
dan friesen
Yeah.
All I could think about when you were saying that is, like, I just had a flash of...
jordan holmes
How many terrible jokes I've written over the years?
dan friesen
No.
No.
I don't hate your jokes.
Just mine.
Times when...
There have been a couple of times where there's this feeling that comes back very viscerally of being on stage and you have this punchline that you think is going to crush and then you say it and there's no response and you realize that you missed a part of the setup.
unidentified
Oh, that's the worst.
You guys would have got it if I had given you that piece of information.
jordan holmes
The worst feeling in the world.
dan friesen
You can't go back.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
You can't fix it.
jordan holmes
It's great.
dan friesen
It sucks.
jordan holmes
It's also a great feeling in a certain sense because it's like, hey, listen, you guys came here to have a good time.
I came here to be funny.
I made the mistake on this one.
You guys are totally justified in not laughing.
Totally get it, buddy.
dan friesen
Those looks you're giving me earned.
unidentified
Earned.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
This is on me.
This is on me.
Sometimes it's on you.
dan friesen
It is not a good feeling, though.
It makes more sense than you doing everything perfectly and then not liking you.
Right, right, right.
At least there's A to B to C. We get it.
But still sucks.
Feels like shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because if you do the joke right and it doesn't work, then they don't like you.
If you do the joke wrong and it doesn't work, then you just fucked up.
dan friesen
And that's incompetent.
That experience of doing the joke right and them not liking you is basically how you would describe my entire career at the Laugh Factory.
Every time on stage, people glaring at me.
jordan holmes
I mean, listen, I'll tell you this.
Club comic, you are not.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
And not because I'm a comedian's comedian.
That's not it either.
Just not...
jordan holmes
There's tricks.
dan friesen
Anyway, the PNAC document.
Alex has some more things to say about it, which are not true.
alex jones
Rebuilding America's Defenses, 2000.
What else is in that document?
Dick Cheney talks about maybe we need to legitimize the use.
He doesn't say maybe.
He says we need to legitimize the use of race-specific bioweapons and legitimize their use in the media.
Race-specific bioweapons.
I mean, what a little jewel that is.
Can you imagine if you or I got on the radio or wrote a news article about how maybe we should develop race-specific bioweapons and legitimize their use?
I would expect I'd have the FBI Mr. Jones, get out here.
We've got questions for you.
Get out here and we're knocking down the door.
See, we had a real FBI.
That's who they'd be after.
But no, we're not saying that.
We're not writing that.
We're not doing that.
We're fighting against that.
But the Vice President says we need to legitimize the use of race-specific bioweapons with the public.
Do you know what a race-specific bioweapon is?
I know most of you do.
It's a bio-weapon that kills certain races of people.
Again, I mean, that's so big.
jordan holmes
Thanks for explaining it.
alex jones
That's so evil.
That's so out of control.
So overt.
I don't have words to describe it.
dan friesen
I have a word to describe it.
Not true.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean...
dan friesen
Like, it's not accurate.
Again, it's this...
If you think that this is true, and you approach anybody who knows anything about this, it doesn't say that.
That is not true.
That is absolutely wrong.
jordan holmes
It's just not hard.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You are not dealing with the text as it exists.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so then you would be left in a situation where you'd have to become defensive and insist that it does exist, and in order to do that, you have to completely misrepresent passages of the text, or you have to wrestle with it, which is a little bit more difficult, and then you realize Alex is full of shit, and you can't listen to him, and you can't rely on him to give you any accurate information.
That's what you should do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I feel like the easiest thing in the world is also one that is very, very difficult, which is if somebody comes to you with something that is structured like this, if I did this, I would be arrested instantly, and he gets away with it?
There's a good chance that they didn't do it because they wouldn't get away with it.
They would also be arrested.
dan friesen
Yeah, a lot of the time that is, especially when you're talking about advocating for race-specific bioweapons, when you're in that kind of a territory, generally.
jordan holmes
So a reasonable person has to respond to that with, like, no.
dan friesen
Also, pump the fucking brakes.
Alex would not be arrested for that.
jordan holmes
I think also, is he against race-specific bioweapons?
dan friesen
In particular.
I don't have evidence that he is for them, so I'm not going to agree with you there.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
But it would be within his free speech to advocate for race-specific bioweapons.
He just couldn't be specific about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He couldn't be like, all right.
Tuesday at four, we're meeting to cook up the...
The incitement of it would be like, Brandenburg versus Ohio.
He's going to get away with a lot.
jordan holmes
Right.
And also, just to be pretty clear about humanity...
I don't think you could make a race-specific bioweapon on account of we're all the same race.
dan friesen
There are some problems with that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it doesn't stop racists for thinking about it a lot.
jordan holmes
I mean, in fact, I think that would probably be the best way to truly prove that there's no real difference between the quote-unquote races.
dan friesen
Let's not do that to prove that.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean...
dan friesen
That seems like a flawed plan.
jordan holmes
All right, but the 15 people left behind would have to be confronting the fact that there's no races.
dan friesen
Well, they would get it.
We learned.
So we have another guest coming in here on the 12th.
It's a character named Jack Foot.
This guy's a bad dude.
He's the guy who started the Foot Clan.
jordan holmes
I was about to make a Foot Clan joke and you got there first.
dan friesen
He is a ninja.
unidentified
You son of a bitch.
dan friesen
He is.
jordan holmes
You bastard.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's the mortal enemy of the Ninja Turtles.
unidentified
Naturally.
dan friesen
And boy, I can't believe Alex would platform a guy like that.
jordan holmes
No, I'm telling you.
I mean, later on he killed Master Splinter.
dan friesen
Unbelievable.
No, in reality, he's another border vigilante.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
He sucks.
He's the worst.
Anyway, he's going to be coming on.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And in advance of this, Alex gets a call from a guy who has a question about him, and it's a problematic question.
unidentified
Well, I was listening to that ranch rescue guy on the National Alliance show, and it's, like, pathetic that the government...
It won't even help these poor people that are volunteering to try to keep these people out.
It's like a dam bursting on their private property, and the government doesn't help them at all.
They're asking for donations, which is pretty pathetic if that's the kind of border we have.
jordan holmes
Let's be clear, Batman is a villain.
alex jones
All right, well, thank you for the call.
I know Jack Foote, and Jack Foote is no...
I've talked to him many times on the phone.
He's not a racist.
And I would imagine he didn't know what show he was going on if he went on the National Alliance.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
The great classic excuse that this guy whose entire life is based on being a violent vigilante against immigrants on the southern border had no idea who the National Alliance was.
jordan holmes
No clue.
dan friesen
That is very, very believable.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
I'm gonna just guess that this is the same excuse Alex is gonna have for why this dude went on shows of noted bigots and anti-Semites like Clay Douglas and Hal Turner as well.
Oh, he just didn't know any of them were.
jordan holmes
You know, he's like the racist Mr. Magoo, just kind of wandering onto shows.
Left and right.
dan friesen
Jack Foote is going to be Alex's guest on this episode, and he's a real piece of shit.
Just like Glenn Spencer, who Alex had on the previous day's show, Foote has decided to be a vigilante and take policing immigration into his own hands.
He was the head of a group called Ranch Rescue, which is not at all like Bar Rescue.
Instead of yelling at failing bar owners, what Foote would do is create militarized compounds on people's ranches and wait for immigrants to cross through the property, at which point they were apprehended, or kidnapped, depending on your perspective, terrorized, Cool!
group would like the story to be, since there's no real way to tell if they didn't follow through on some of those death threats.
Yeah!
unidentified
There are plenty of unsolved murders of border crossers, and as the ADL has reported, in many cases, when these immigrants have been found murdered, they are bound, as if they have been apprehended prior to being killed.
jordan holmes
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
dan friesen
Anyway, Foot may or may not be a murderer, but his group is absolutely in the business of terrorizing immigrants.
As luck would have it, Ranch Rescue terrorized the wrong people in March 2003 when they did their usual routine with a group of four Mexican immigrants on March 7. and then with two Salvadorans on March 18th.
These immigrants went on to sue, and a judge ruled in their favor, ordering Foote to pay $500,000 and turning over possession of the 70-acre ranch they were operating out of over to the Salvadoran victims.
jordan holmes
Now that's the shit right there.
dan friesen
They took ownership of that ranch and had said that they were going to sell it and give the proceeds to immigrants.
And Alex is making a real pattern of platforming, elevating, and promoting people who are actively terrorizing people at the border.
He is desperate, too, to whitewash their associations with legit Nazis, like he does here, making up that Foot must not have known who the National Alliance was.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Alex knows damn well that this dude knowingly went on that Nazi show.
It's just not good for his brand to know that.
So he lies to the audience to get them to accept this bigot on false pretenses.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Because he knows there's at least some of the audience that doesn't want to recognize how closely associated they are with white supremacy.
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
You want to think he's above the left-right paradigm instead of below it with the rest of the fucking Nazis.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Foot is going to come on here in a little bit, but first we get a call from Dan in Illinois.
jordan holmes
You're a traitor, Dan.
dan friesen
This guy sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But we're not going to listen to his call.
Alex is just going to discuss his call here.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And this is just dumb.
alex jones
We were just talking to Dan in Illinois, and we'll go to these other calls.
Dan in Illinois was saying, well, hey, these corporations are so corrupt, using the government to control us, we've got to pass regulations to control them.
But understand the fallacy of that.
You don't have the lobbyists.
You don't have the payoff money.
You don't have your people controlling the government, staffing the government.
So if you try to get the government to pass regulations, they'll go, okay, and they'll pass more regulations for you.
The only way to stop...
These big corrupt corporations that are organized crime syndicates, not free market, is to restrict the size of state, local, federal, international government because those are the mechanisms of control.
This should make perfect sense, but I was explaining that to Dan and he still, I don't think, completely got it.
dan friesen
No, I get it.
I get it.
It's just stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's absolutely dumb.
So what you'd want to do in order to reel in these corporations is decrease the power and ability of the government to reel in these corporations.
Because as soon as those corporations are free and unfettered from these regulations and the binds that the government can put on them, they'll start doing the right thing.
unidentified
They won't be the only unchecked power around.
jordan holmes
I mean, you have to think of it this way.
dan friesen
Do you think that fucking Elon Musk wouldn't have, like, his own army if he could?
jordan holmes
Here's the way you gotta think about it, right?
So, if the government has power, then the government is ostensibly accountable to the people.
dan friesen
And who is the government?
jordan holmes
Right now.
dan friesen
People who are elected into these, uh, or, you know.
jordan holmes
And I think you're thinking of this backwards, because if we remove the power of the government...
Accountable by the people, ostensibly.
And give all that power to corporations, accountable to only their shareholders and other billionaires, then we are going to get a more equal society.
Because in order for capitalism to work, it's a bad idea to enslave...
No, no, no, slavery is great for capitalism.
Never mind.
They'll enslave people.
That's what they'll do.
They'll make slaves.
dan friesen
But here's the great news.
If this one company enslaves a bunch of people...
You can just not buy their stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The power of the dollar.
jordan holmes
Right.
But what if it was like Walmart?
unidentified
Well, then just don't go there.
jordan holmes
Seems difficult.
dan friesen
This is exactly the kind of dumb thinking that you would express if you were really just trying to maximize corporate power.
Yeah.
unidentified
While...
dan friesen
Knowing that that's not popular among people.
So you want to give the pretense that this will diminish corporate power by removing one of the largest obstacles that stand in corporations' way.
jordan holmes
Right, because here's the thing that's a tough sell.
So here's Alex's real argument.
I want slavery because I won't be a slave in this world.
Right.
That's a tough sell to the 99% of people who are going to be slaves.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
That's hard to sell them on.
dan friesen
Right.
And the real issue is that there is ineffective and maybe not the best focused regulation of corporations that is being done by the government.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Not that that regulation exists.
jordan holmes
Right.
I mean, ironically, Alex got everything he wanted in Citizens United.
dan friesen
Ironically.
Ironically.
So, time to join the foot.
This guy sucks.
alex jones
For those who don't know what Ranch Rescue is, describe the organization, what you do, and we'll get into the Mexican troops firing at your members.
jack foote
Briefly, Ranch Rescue is a property rights advocate, and everything we're going to talk about today is available to your listeners on our website at www.ranchrescue.com.
We are conducting Phase 2 of Operation Thunderbird here on Private Ranch in Cochise County, Arizona.
Your listeners may recall, Cochise County, Arizona is the number one illegal border crossing point into the United States and has been for the past five years.
On December 20th, our volunteers were conducting a reconnaissance patrol in the southern part of our host's land, which is right up next to the border road.
Mexican troops...
Armed and in uniforms, OD Green uniforms and OD Green Kevlar helmets, crossed onto our host's property and were challenged verbally by our reconnaissance team.
The Mexican troops, there was about ten of them, we estimate.
We know for certain there were two in the lead with AK-47 and RPK machine guns.
The rest of them retreated back into the wood line, and after they got themselves into a concealed position, they fired on our volunteers.
Unfortunately, none of our volunteers were hit.
dan friesen
I absolutely do not believe this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
I wouldn't believe that, but even if so, yeah, cool.
Yeah.
I mean, if you go out with guns and somebody fires at you, you also have to take some responsibility for that.
dan friesen
I don't believe that these Mexican troops were there.
jordan holmes
I don't believe they existed either.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But even if they did, I don't believe he has the right to complain about it.
dan friesen
I think it becomes far more complicated.
Because why are they there?
Are they there under the auspices of the Mexican government?
Are they there by accident?
Is it possible that they are, like, two feet over the border and they don't know where the border is?
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Because the border is not, like, spray-painted across the entire...
jordan holmes
Again, it's an imaginary, arbitrary line that we all pretend is real.
dan friesen
There are some places where it probably could be, like, I'm not sure where the line is exactly.
So, I mean, there's...
I don't know.
I don't believe any of this happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But...
Operation Thunderbird is pretty good.
jordan holmes
Again, if you are doing an Operation Thunderbird and someone shoots at you, you have it coming.
That is, you earned it.
dan friesen
You know the only Operation Thunderbird I like was when they recorded that song by Mark Cohn.
The follow-up to, I don't know, maybe it came out before, but the only other song I know by him other than Walking in Memphis.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Silver Thunderbird.
Lord, I wanna go down.
The silver thunderbird.
It's a song about his dad's car.
jordan holmes
This is a heavy singing episode for you.
dan friesen
Yeah, I know.
Actually, I got self-conscious about that as soon as I brought it up.
jordan holmes
You were like, ooh, maybe three is too many.
The rake effect is not in effect.
dan friesen
Let me go back to Rent.
jordan holmes
Ah, yeah!
See, now we're back, baby!
dan friesen
So, Alex brings up the fact that he was interviewed on the National Alliance.
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Because he's a Nazi.
dan friesen
Well, you gotta get this confirmation that he didn't know what he was doing.
jordan holmes
Get out in front of being a Nazi.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it was brought up on the show earlier.
So, his answer isn't good.
alex jones
Now, I know you've done a lot of radio interviews.
jack foote
I heard one of your listeners earlier ask about my interview on National Alliance.
alex jones
Oh, yes.
jack foote
For the record.
For the record.
I am very aware, and I was aware before I did this interview, of the controversy that would happen for me being on this particular source.
However, I was also interviewed by Hal Turner a couple of years ago, and on that same day, I was interviewed by CNN.
I no more subscribe to the Hal Turner's viewpoint than I do the Ted Turner's viewpoint.
dan friesen
That's all cute and all, but there's a big difference between being on a Nazi show and being on CNN.
If you're being interviewed on CNN, odds are that it's at best a neutral interview and at worst, if you're Jack Foote, it's an adversarial interview that makes you out to be a crazy racist vigilante.
Your presence on the network isn't going to be used to grow or help CNN.
It's going to be an interview.
jordan holmes
Right.
I mean, when we went on, we got Stelter fired.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
CNN should not help anybody.
dan friesen
No.
Conversely, if you go on the National Alliance radio show, you're going to be used to perpetuate Nazi shit.
Your entire worldview is about how immigrants are an invasion coming into the country to attack the existing white population, and this conversation will be right at home in white supremacist and Nazi circles.
You're not going to get a neutral interview there.
In fact, you're going to be treated as a hero, standing up for the white race.
And it should come as no surprise that that's exactly how the National Alliance interview went.
He was interviewed by National Alliance founder and Holocaust denier Kevin Alfred Strom, who was good friends with John Birch Society founding member Ravilo P. Oliver.
Also, Strom went to jail after pleading guilty to possession of child exploitation material in 2008, so cool.
The interview is downright fawning, and it ends with Strom saying this.
Quote, it's the mission of the National Alliance to make the facts of this invasion and the racial and cultural change it represents known to white Americans and to translate that knowledge into political and social change.
Enforcing the law is not enough, though we must demand that it be enforced.
And I wish that Ranch Rescue was 10,000 times larger than it is now or that Mr. Foote ran the Border Patrol so it was done properly.
The only solution that will work is white living space.
Until we have our white living space, I'm glad we...
We have men like Jack Foote who are working within the system, though that system fights them at every turn to stop these criminals.
You can just give me a break with this going on CNN is the same as being celebrated by Nazis bullshit.
The only thing that Foote said in that last clip that matters at all is when he said he was aware of the National Alliance and what they believed when he agreed to be on that show.
At that point, he was consciously using his vigilantism and almost certainly fake heroic stories about border confrontations to appeal to the white supremacy of their audience.
Fuck you, Jack Foote.
I wish you were a ninja.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I wish you just had killed Splinter.
jordan holmes
I wish that the Mexican army had showed up at that border.
dan friesen
Ugh, this story is not true.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
So Alex is thinking like, alright, well, you got shot at by these troops.
jordan holmes
Fake.
dan friesen
I'm gonna go ahead and, you know, leave that whole National Alliance thing on the side here.
But you got shot at by these troops.
What happens next time, man?
alex jones
So what are your guys going to do the next time Mexican troops shoot at them?
I know if Mexican troops were shooting at me, I know what I'd do.
jack foote
Well, like I said, I commend the individual patrol team leader for his discretion and his restraint.
dan friesen
Oh man, so restrained here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's really easy.
dan friesen
It's weird how he spoke a little differently to the Nazis.
From that other interview, when he was asked how they deal with Mexican troops, he said, quote, We fire them up.
No warning, no requests.
If they're armed and in uniform and obviously a foreign military unit, then we open fire.
So strange, almost like he knows how to tailor a different message to different audiences.
Also, it's weird how this whole interview with Alex is about protecting America from illegal immigration at the border, but it doesn't come up how Ranch Rescue has one chapter outside the United States.
You better believe that comes up when Foote is talking with the Nazis, though.
quote, we are facing eventually the same sort of crime wave that was happening in Rhodesia in the 1970s.
Weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Seems like maybe, just maybe, these folks are primarily racist vigilantes who like to make their actions seem less despicable by pretending they're fighting a defensive battle against the Mexican military, when in reality, most of what they're doing is terrorizing and abusing scared, vulnerable immigrants.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Fuck you, Jack Foot!
jordan holmes
Yeah, buddy!
Boy, I will tell you this.
You're not the first person to say that white people need space.
And the last time it happened, they took a fuck ton of space.
dan friesen
Well, that was strom, to be fair, not foot.
Just to be clear.
Well, fine.
I just don't want to misattribute the quote.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
I would hate for that Nazi to be mistook as a Nazi.
dan friesen
Glass half full.
jordan holmes
Glass half full.
dan friesen
So one thing that might be able to convince me that this confrontation with the Mexican military happened is if there was a police report that backed it up, some kind of official documentation.
jordan holmes
You would think if the Mexican army attacked you, that would be...
dan friesen
An international incident.
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
At least!
dan friesen
It would probably require an explanation from the Mexican government, an apology, some kind of a recompense.
Yep.
But unfortunately, they never called the police.
jordan holmes
Oh, surprise.
alex jones
Now, did you make the police come out and do a report?
jack foote
Not for this particular incident.
There was no point to it.
We didn't have any physical evidence.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the Mexican army firing on us.
unidentified
Real quick, we had no physical evidence.
dan friesen
What about the bullets?
jordan holmes
No, you can't find bullets.
They fired the bullets into a tree, and the tree can't release the bullets.
dan friesen
All right, fine.
alex jones
But, I mean, it's not like this isn't happening.
We have them running over fences, chasing border patrols seven miles, and shooting their vehicles full of holes, and killing people.
jack foote
Right.
We'll be happy to call the sheriff of the county and bring him out here just as soon as we've got something physical to show him.
Now, we either will capture these criminal terrorists vertically, or we will capture them.
alex jones
Why do you think they shot at you?
jack foote
Because they can.
jordan holmes
Probably because you deserve it.
jack foote
Even if they hit one of us, if they commit a murder inside the United States, they can run back into Mexico, and Mexico will never extradite them to face either the life or the death penalty.
alex jones
And then it makes it...
Also, there's a government...
And this has been out there.
I've talked to one of the top Border Patrol people here in Texas.
He's one of my dad's patients.
He said, oh yeah, there's a $200,000 bounty on Border Patrol.
But Bush is down there in a love fest with Vicente Fox right now.
dan friesen
If there's any kind of a bounty on Border Patrol people, it's not coming from the president of Mexico.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's ridiculous.
Also, I thought your dad was a CIA dentist, now apparently top Border Patrol.
It's amazing how many people go to him for dental care.
jordan holmes
They have a lot of hats.
dan friesen
It's almost like Alex just has a real convenient excuse for how he gets all this intel from top-level people.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
They all go to get dentistry from my big...
Big, strong, smartest boy in Texas dad.
jordan holmes
Doesn't matter.
dan friesen
It's all fucking bullshit.
jordan holmes
Doesn't matter if there's stuff in their mouth.
They're still giving out secrets to the dentist.
They can't help themselves.
dan friesen
And look, I think that there is a possibility that if somebody who was just a civilian person unrelated to the Mexican government came across the border and shot someone and then disappeared back into Mexico.
Right.
That would be difficult.
First of all, figuring out who they are would be difficult.
Second of all, extradition might be complicated, even if they did figure out who they were.
Right.
unidentified
If it was a member of the Mexican military in fatigues, in formation with other military members, it would be a gigantic deal.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
You would not just be able to dip across the border unless there was an active military attack being carried out by Mexico, which the United States would then...
Have to respond in kind.
jordan holmes
It would be a big deal.
dan friesen
Maybe it wouldn't be war, but it would be close.
jordan holmes
It wouldn't be war, but there would have to be all the posturing, there would have to be all the bullshit to make them not look weak or whatever the fuck dumb shit they do.
dan friesen
It would be a gigantic deal.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Anyway, fuck you, Jack Foot, you suck.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's so funny how much I remember from this time period, like the bloodthirstiness with which everyone was treating quote-unquote terrorists, and everybody's like, well, you can't be mean to these.
Why would we be unhappy with terrorists who live inside our borders and terrorize people that we don't like?
Who fucking cares?
dan friesen
I think a lot of people had a difficult time disassociating themselves from terrorists that they would associate with.
You know, same thing with that Jack Bauer nonsense with torturing on 24 and what have you.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Not dealt with emotionally or ethically the same way that if it wasn't someone that...
You, as a white American, associated with being on your side, be more complicated.
jordan holmes
I mean, it seems so silly, considering we celebrate terrorism once a year, as a national holiday.
dan friesen
Arbor Day.
jordan holmes
That's our best.
dan friesen
So, we have one last clip here, and as I promised, fantastic clip.
And that is because Jack Foote is gone, and Alex takes calls to close the show.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
Mic down for this, because this is...
jordan holmes
You've teased it out, we're finally here.
dan friesen
This is...
jordan holmes
Here we go.
dan friesen
Unbelievable.
unidentified
Another thing I wanted to mention was you mentioned about Bush.
Recently I saw WWE had a wrestling set up where they went over to Iraq.
In the background, they're panning through the crowd of soldiers watching the wrestling.
And there's two or three guys holding up a sign that says Bush 316.
alex jones
Okay, and what does that mean?
unidentified
I think it's a biblical reference.
alex jones
I believe it is, too.
unidentified
Just a little odd.
alex jones
John 3.16?
unidentified
But it was actually Bush 3.16.
alex jones
Or is it Romans?
unidentified
It's John 3.16.
What?
What?
alex jones
And what does John 3.16 say?
unidentified
I think it's the way to know the Father to the Son.
alex jones
No!
No!
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Alex doesn't know John 360.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
All Christians can go fuck themselves.
Fuck all of you.
All of you.
Go fuck yourselves.
Go fuck the book.
Fuck you.
If I know more about the goddamn book than somebody screaming about how it's okay to kill trans people because of the fucking book.
unidentified
Neighbors.
jordan holmes
Neighbors.
Sorry.
dan friesen
Sorry.
Apologies.
I understand the righteous indignation there, though.
I was speechless.
He's like, wait, is that Romans?
Like, that's...
jordan holmes
I...
No.
dan friesen
Unbelievable.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And also that he doesn't know Austin 316 says, I just kicked your ass!
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
He doesn't know about Stone Cold!
jordan holmes
At the very least, no John 316!
dan friesen
But shouldn't he have been previously mad about Stone Cold doing scripture as his catchphrase?
unidentified
I suppose.
dan friesen
Stone Cold Steve Austin was one of the biggest cultural phenomenon.
Wrestling was at its peak.
Everyone was talking about how it's degenerate for these DX people to do the suck it.
jordan holmes
They threw a beer to this man and he crushed it and chugged the whole thing.
He's a monster!
dan friesen
He's the Texas rattlesnake.
He's everything to Texas!
He's right in Alex's wheelhouse and he should have been furious that his whole catchphrase and all the shirts that everyone wore said Austin 316 on it.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's obviously.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It's obvious.
dan friesen
And Alex doesn't know that.
jordan holmes
I just can't.
I just can't.
I just can't know more about your fucking book than you.
dan friesen
Did that live up to my tease?
unidentified
It did.
dan friesen
It's pretty fucking wild.
unidentified
I'm furious.
jordan holmes
I'm furious beyond all reason.
You can see me holding my hand up like this.
I'm furious.
dan friesen
It's great.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
Also, I'm furious about the Bush 316 too.
I'm pretty furious about that.
I can't go back 20 years and do something about it, so I'm not going to be too mad.
dan friesen
If you're talking about USO shows and stuff like that, a little bit of jingoism is going to be there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what, are you going to escape it?
No.
It's not like everybody's going to be like Conscious Objector 316.
That's not going to happen.
dan friesen
Right, and if you want sanity and nuance, don't go to the WWE.
jordan holmes
Probably not the best place for it.
Ryback is from the future and he drinks fear.
I get it.
dan friesen
Ryback hasn't been around for a long time.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
Why are you referencing Ryback?
jordan holmes
Because he's from the future.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
And if that's a storyline, I'm not going to be able to accept that.
dan friesen
I don't know if Ryback was around in 2004 either.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
Anyway, look, here's the deal.
I would love to hear what Alex thinks about the Saudi Arabian shows that WWE has done.
jordan holmes
That is kind of...
Now I want to hear more about...
I want to hear him riff more about stuff he doesn't know about wrestling.
dan friesen
The crown jewel is...
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If you're going to make stuff up, do it about wrestling.
That's great.
You'll get a storyline in five years.
dan friesen
But here's the problem.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex doesn't make anything up here.
He's just confused by this, which is sad.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
For God so loved the world!
That's about as good as I can do with Stone Cold.
dan friesen
He should have got really defensive about Jake the Snake.
Because Jake the Snake was super religious.
jordan holmes
He should have gotten really offended about not knowing the fundamental fucking verse!
dan friesen
It is the most popular verse.
But see, at the King of the Ring tournament, Stone Cold beat Jake the Snake.
And Jake the Snake was a fairly religious person at this time, this character.
And so when he was giving a...
Promo afterwards.
John 316 may save the first soul.
God so loved the world.
He gave his only begotten son.
But Austin 316 says, I just whipped your ass!
jordan holmes
Okay, that's pretty good.
dan friesen
And that's how the catchphrase started and pissed off all of the evangelicals.
jordan holmes
That's perfect.
dan friesen
Well, hell yeah.
jordan holmes
Well done, Stone Cold.
dan friesen
Yep.
And he inspired a generation.
unidentified
He kind of, he did something.
jordan holmes
He had an impact.
I will say this.
Stone Cold had a full-on cultural impact that I think people do kind of a little bit underplay.
dan friesen
No, it's something we'll have to wrestle with.
Pun intended.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
In the future.
Anytime anybody hears glass break, you just look around.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
You're about to get stunned.
jordan holmes
I have not watched wrestling much in 20 years, and I still remember the exact sound of glass breaking.
I know that sound effect.
I've heard it in other shit since then.
I've been like, Stone Cold's gonna show up.
dan friesen
And they've Pavlovianly trained that when that glass breaks, Someone's about to get their ass kicked.
Someone's in trouble.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex didn't know about Austin 316, didn't know about John 316.
jordan holmes
Again.
Every Christian could go fuck themselves.
I can't believe this.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
dan friesen
Don't blame every Christian for Alex.
jordan holmes
It's not their fault.
It's not their fault.
dan friesen
Look, just because Alex is a phony sort of representative of a group doesn't mean that all people who are members of that group deserve the derision that you should direct at Alex.
So I would just say, calm down.
unidentified
I'm fine.
dan friesen
Fine.
Anyway, this brings us to the end of our little 2004 jaunt.
jordan holmes
Man, you did not over-tease that clip.
dan friesen
That clip's amazing, and it's...
jordan holmes
That's going to stick with me as much as there are no planes over Vietnam.
He doesn't know Austin 316 and there were no planes over Vietnam.
dan friesen
And he doesn't know John 316.
Probably more important.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Now I've let that one go.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
You've convinced me to let that one go.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
jordan holmes
So that's what I've got.
dan friesen
I think even more interestingly, though, is this clearly there's a season going on or a little bit of an arc of just a lot of agitation against immigrants.
And it's pretty gross.
You can see very clearly these people that he has on who are people who are on the ground terrorizing immigrants.
Yep.
They are people who have very direct associations with Nazis.
And this is 2004, Alex.
His career has always been in that lane.
And people would be wise to recognize that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's just...
You know, it's really hard.
To have this from like 20 years ago.
Because it is just like, oh, every time they want something, they just blame a new group.
They just pick, oh, today it's immigrants.
We hate them.
They're all evil.
Let's kill them at the border.
Tomorrow it's gay people.
We hate them.
They should never be married.
Let's kill them.
The next day it's trans people.
Fuck them all.
dan friesen
Let's kill them.
There's convenient scapegoating of groups that they feel they can get away with demonizing.
jordan holmes
But over and over and over again.
And that people don't recognize the pattern drives me fucking insane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Well, hopefully one day.
Anyway, we'll be back, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Indeed we will.
dan friesen
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yes.
We also are on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Yeah, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am going to get this as a family crest.
Oh, you know what?
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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