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#774: December 22, 2003

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their quest to make it to the Howard Dean scream in time for the Milwaukee live show.  In this installment, Dan goes to the post office, Alex wants to book a white separatist guest, and a caller presents a Vietnam conspiracy so dumb that Alex calls him stupid.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
10:41
d
dan friesen
44:50
j
jordan holmes
19:43
Appearances
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
p
pastor david manning
00:02
r
ron paul
00:10
s
steve quayle
00:02
Callers
andy in kansas
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
It's time to pray.
donald j trump
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
andy in kansas
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan, I have a quick question for you, sir.
dan friesen
Whoa, too quick.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What is it?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is chaos.
It has been a chaotic weekend.
And here, let me just talk you through a little bit of it.
Okay.
So I decided that one of the things that I was going to make a priority of was getting these fucking buttons out.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I have decided, and this is going to happen.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It'll all be done by Friday.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
I had made a goal of getting them all out by the beginning of the year.
New Year's Eve or thereabouts was the plan.
And then I got kind of sick at the end of the year.
And so it kind of hampered my ability to get stuff out.
I buckled down.
And I've got all of the addresses on the envelopes, all the stamps on the envelopes, and we're ready to go.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Just packing envelopes and getting them out.
And I had another wonderful encounter with the mail person, the mail carrier, who I just had bags of...
I was going to go put in a post box, and he's like, I'll take those.
jordan holmes
Oh, I got them, sir.
Whether rain nor sleet nor hail nor shine.
dan friesen
Dude is the best.
But I said there was some chaos, and here's what happened.
So I needed some more stamps, because I needed to finish up putting stamps on these envelopes.
And so I didn't want to order them, because there's a bit of a delay.
And so I was like, I'll just go down to the post office.
I could run an errand.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so I go, and there's a big line.
And so I decide, hey, there's a machine over there that says you can buy stamps at the machine.
jordan holmes
That is a machine that is real?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I've been there?
I've bought stamps.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so I needed to get a bunch of stamps.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I needed a lot of international ones because you Scottish assholes are coming through in numbers.
jordan holmes
Listen, we're coming.
We're coming to Scotland, I swear.
dan friesen
I think we have to at this point.
jordan holmes
We have to.
Just to catch up on our button money.
dan friesen
So I went to the machine and I got a couple hundred stamps because I thought they would print books.
They do not.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope.
That's not how they work.
dan friesen
They go one by one.
jordan holmes
Was that your first?
Oh, no.
How many did you try and print?
dan friesen
Uh, 300.
So, I am fine.
I'm fine until someone gets behind me in line.
jordan holmes
No, you need to be turning around, like, throwing things around, being like, nobody get near the crazy man!
dan friesen
It is the only machine of its sort.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And it does not just print stamps.
Apparently you can also, like, scan packages.
Everything.
It's a one-stop shop.
A guy gets behind me and I explain, I didn't know they printed one by one.
I'm sorry.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And he's very nice about it for about five minutes.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Five minutes?
He's like, how many are you printing?
I'm like, there's a bunch to go.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't.
It was humiliating.
He gets less nice.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Reasonable.
Reasonable on his part.
dan friesen
Actually, this isn't fair.
He was nice the whole time.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But he was getting fucking annoyed.
And I could tell because he had a box of things he just needed to scan in order to send.
jordan holmes
If only he'd been there.
If he had asked you like two seconds before you pressed the button, you'd have been like, please, go ahead, sir.
dan friesen
I want you to be done.
And I didn't know he just needed to scan stuff.
I thought he was maybe buying stamps.
I'm like, can I offer you some stamps?
jordan holmes
You did not.
dan friesen
I did.
jordan holmes
You're beautiful.
dan friesen
So he eventually, a customer service person pops out, and he's like...
Can you scan these for me back there?
And she's like, yeah, I'll take care of that.
So he goes.
I'm like, fine.
There's no one behind me in line again.
Everything is all right.
jordan holmes
Where are we at?
Progress report?
We're at 120 stamps.
dan friesen
I have no idea.
Because they print one by one.
I just have a stack of them.
jordan holmes
You just keep going.
dan friesen
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know where I am.
The only thing I can do is guess that it takes about 10 seconds per stamp.
jordan holmes
That's a long time.
dan friesen
So I did the math.
What are we at?
20-ish minutes?
25 minutes?
Something like that.
So, I'm fine.
He's gone.
Everything is alright.
Until someone else shows up.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
dan friesen
And they are also quite nice.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
In terms of, like, I explained the situation, I'm like, I'm sorry.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Huge mishap.
And they're like, people make, you know, we all make mistakes.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And then they start to get more annoyed.
unidentified
That is how it works!
jordan holmes
That is how it works!
dan friesen
But they're also...
unidentified
Flabbergasted by how stupid the decision I made.
jordan holmes
It's tough.
Here's the problem.
It's so monumentally obviously a mistake that you can't really be mad, and yet at the same time, it's such a monumental mistake, you feel like you need to be angry about it.
dan friesen
It seemed like they would print books.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Anyway.
They're patient enough.
And it finally, 20-something minutes in or so, maybe even a little more, it gets done.
jordan holmes
They took a nap.
dan friesen
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
But the other thing, too, is I also needed just some domestic stamps.
And so I'm like, I'm not doing this again.
So I got in the back of the long line.
jordan holmes
You got in the back of the long line!
Oh my god, Dan.
dan friesen
And so I waited in that line.
Get to the front of the line.
And I'm like, I need a lot of stamps.
And they're like, we're out of rolls.
We just have the sheets.
The sheets of 20. The sheets are what I was looking for in the first place!
Well, for the international ones.
For this, I would have loved a roll.
jordan holmes
Rolls would be great.
dan friesen
Because they're a little bit easier.
And so, the pages of 20, and I'm like, I need a bunch of them.
And the lady goes back, and she brings out a brick.
And she's like, alright, I gotcha.
And then I look down, and they're Nancy Reagan stamps.
jordan holmes
She finally got you.
She finally got you.
dan friesen
I was almost at a point of despair and just like, fuck it.
Maybe our audience would think it's hilarious that they're all coming with Nancy Reagan stamps.
jordan holmes
You know, when she was the first lady, they consulted their psychic.
You know, Reagan and Nancy, they had a psychic that they went to regularly who would make policy decisions for the world, right?
That psychic was like, oh man.
We gotta make sure that we time this right.
dan friesen
The moment Dan's at his lowest at the post office, he's humiliated from standing for half an hour at this fucking machine.
jordan holmes
What's the point of seeing the future if you can't really get specific with it?
dan friesen
I thought it was hilarious.
jordan holmes
It's very funny.
dan friesen
And so I explain, because I start laughing, and I explain to the lady who's working there why it's funny.
I'm like, I think that the people I'm sending stuff to would...
I don't know.
They're not Nancy Reagan fans.
And she's like, oh, I got other ones.
It's fine.
And so she goes to the back, comes back out.
I had a bunch of Missouri stamps.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And everything is all right.
Sure.
Oh, God.
The moment of that punch of the Nancy Reagan stamp.
jordan holmes
God, that's so good.
dan friesen
So good.
jordan holmes
That's so good.
dan friesen
It was the universe, man.
It was the universe speaking in some way.
unidentified
This is what you should get for standing in that line.
jordan holmes
That is about as close to our version of the, like, when you see only one set of footprints, you know?
When you see only one set of footprints, that's when Nancy Reagan brought you from the break.
dan friesen
So anyway, I got these Missouri stamps, and stuff's coming out.
jordan holmes
Stuff's coming out.
dan friesen
But yeah, so what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is, so I've been playing Fire Emblem Engage.
I've been streaming the playthrough.
All right?
On the Twitches.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And it's been really, really fun.
There's a bunch of people.
They come.
They show.
We all talk.
dan friesen
Would you say that the audience is engaged?
jordan holmes
I would say they are engaged with everything but the game.
We have all decided that the game sucks now.
I feel like that's where we're at.
dan friesen
Jordan is no longer pumped.
jordan holmes
The story has so far lost me.
And so disappointed me that it's like all of us are slowly slogging towards the end of the game out of some sort of weird obligation.
And it's really enjoyable to do with a bunch of people.
dan friesen
Yeah, I can see that.
jordan holmes
If it was me by myself, I would have thrown the game away.
I would have been like, I'll move on to something else.
But this pig-headedness, that's great.
dan friesen
Well, there's a communal experience.
jordan holmes
It is a communal experience!
And we are engaged in it.
dan friesen
And that carries even when the thing...
It's like why you can watch bad movies with friends or a crowd.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
I kind of have some similar feelings, I guess.
I'm not as negative on it as you necessarily, but I have gotten a little bit less hype.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's still quite enjoyable, but I think...
Here's what I understand from the other day I watched a video that was explaining the storylines of past Fire Emblem games that I missed.
I don't think the story is ever really that much to go on.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
It's usually pretty cookie-cutter kind of kingdom prints and magic.
True stuff.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
So I think that is maybe a thing that you had because the expectations of Three Houses was very story-dense.
jordan holmes
It was!
dan friesen
And I think...
I was thinking about this.
The other problem that it has, this game, the Engage has, that is different than Three Houses...
Is that you have to recruit all of these fucking people.
jordan holmes
Oh man, there's so fucking many of them.
dan friesen
In Engage, there's so many characters.
jordan holmes
There's so many.
dan friesen
That it becomes clogged in your lineup, and you're not using most of them most of the time.
Whereas in Three Houses, you had to go out of your way to enlist people who weren't in your school.
And you kind of took an interest in trying to figure out, how am I going to convince them to fight with me?
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
And there was more of a connection with the people, whereas a lot of these characters...
I don't know why you're here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, with the three houses, you have the...
Oh, my God.
Fuck Boucheron.
Bounet?
Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
I don't even know who that is.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, because you have the inbuilt party.
System within the three houses of your house.
So you have the instinctive need to get to know them over the other characters to start with.
And then once you've gotten to know them, maybe you find some people outside of your house that you like, that you want in your house.
You don't have to just win a story battle and then some asshole shows up and you're like, now I have to deal with your menu system.
I'm sick of your job is dumb.
It's a mess.
It's a mess.
dan friesen
It might be...
Too much.
jordan holmes
It's too much.
dan friesen
But still not terrible.
I've had a good time, and I'll finish it down the road at some point.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's a little bit hypocritical of me to complain this hard about a game that I have spent roughly 40 hours playing already.
It would be silly to be like, oh, this was a waste of time.
dan friesen
Did you finish the second Divine Paralogue?
jordan holmes
No, I haven't even gotten to that yet.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
When you get done with it.
You get a ring, and it's fucking insane.
Its power is that it reveals a bunch of Nancy Reagan stamps.
jordan holmes
Ooh, no!
That's the ultimate power!
dan friesen
The second Divine Paralogue, I think, is DLC that's not available.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
I think they only have the one.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
Okay.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to talk about.
Not just doing some bright spots.
But what we're doing is we're going back to the past.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
We are working our way towards the screen.
jordan holmes
We're doing our best.
We're going to get there!
dan friesen
We're coming for you, Milwaukee!
jordan holmes
I can't stress enough how...
You know, I've gone back and listened to The Scream since we've started talking about it.
I can't stress enough.
It is great.
dan friesen
It is pretty good.
jordan holmes
It's great.
dan friesen
It's so silly that everyone cared so much.
jordan holmes
It ruined an entire political career.
dan friesen
Maybe not.
Maybe it wasn't the only thing.
No, I know.
We do remember it as the thing that buried the axe.
jordan holmes
Listen, you can't be a progressive in America and try and win a presidency, okay?
unidentified
That's just not going to happen.
dan friesen
So hopefully we'll be able to time that out right.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
At this point, there's like a video of him, like basically just like a...
Any other video of him, but it's at his house studio.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Secondary new studio.
There's a whole section where he does fireside chats where he sits by a fire.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
There's a section where he goes to the gun range and shoots things.
jordan holmes
Okay, so he's choosing to do something that perhaps the most...
Progressive president in American history is famous for?
dan friesen
Well, yeah, but he kept yelling that Trump needed to do that, too.
jordan holmes
Sure, that's fair.
dan friesen
And I think he's more ripping off Owen Benjamin, honestly.
Because Owen Benjamin, after he went full Nazi, he would sit out in the woods by a fire and ramble about the Jews.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
So I think Alex is more taking a page out of that playbook than FDR.
jordan holmes
Wow, man.
You should have to be in prison if you want to mine comfort.
That's all I'm saying.
dan friesen
I checked out this website because I was like, ooh, maybe there'll be some gold in here.
But at this point, nothing's behind a paywall.
There is no option to subscribe.
So I don't know what the pricing looks like.
And there is no terms of service link.
So I don't know what business this is run through.
I don't know anything about the specifics of it.
But there is a page that has a refund policy section that says no refunds.
But you can't sign up, so I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's a good thing they put that out there first.
Before you sign up, you want to know that you're not going to get a refund.
dan friesen
So anyway, watch that space.
We'll find out more as things go along.
But now we're back in 2003.
We're going to be talking about December 22nd.
And this episode is...
Awesome.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because of something that happens towards the middle slash end.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I love it.
It's no war on cats.
Sure.
unidentified
But...
jordan holmes
I mean, the war on cats really did spawn something of a war.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There was a mighty response.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex might have gotten the stupidest caller he's ever gotten.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But it's someone who thinks exactly like him.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
So it's clear.
It's perfect.
dan friesen
So good.
jordan holmes
It's like, you know, sometimes life is difficult to see.
It seems cloudy.
And then sometimes the sun appears and it's all clear.
dan friesen
And Alex hates him.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on...
I'm a policy wonk!
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
I mean, I don't know why you forwarded me this email.
jordan holmes
You know why.
dan friesen
Because you don't want this.
jordan holmes
No, I don't.
dan friesen
But they wanted me to sing as much of Wild Wild West as I want.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You misunderstood.
I added the as much as you want part.
They had the entirety of the song written out.
dan friesen
Well, that might be how much I want.
jordan holmes
Lyrically, the entirety of the song.
Do you want the lyrics?
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Because it's on the email.
dan friesen
No, I know.
I saw that.
unidentified
I don't need them.
jordan holmes
You're right.
unidentified
You're right.
jordan holmes
I'm the fool.
dan friesen
So, thank you so much.
Wicked Wicked Wild Wild West.
Jim West.
Desperado.
Rough Rider.
No, you don't want nada.
None of this.
Six gun in this.
Brother running this.
Buffalo soldier.
Look, it's like I told you.
Any damsel that's in distress will be out of that dress when she meets Jim West.
Roughnecks, go check the law and abide.
unidentified
Watch your step.
jordan holmes
But you're working your way there.
dan friesen
Swallow your bride.
Don't let your lip react.
You don't want to see my hand.
Where my hip will be at?
Without a miss from the start of this.
Running the game.
James West.
Taming the West.
So remember the name.
Now, who are you going to call?
Not the GB.
Now who are you going to call JWG?
If you want to mess with any one of us, get out!
Before you get bum-rushed in the Wild Wild West.
jordan holmes
The audience can't see this, but I am holy ghosting right now.
dan friesen
When I roll into the Wild Wild West.
When I stroll into the Wild Wild West.
When I bounce into the Wild...
unidentified
We're going straight to...
dan friesen
This is the Cisco part.
unidentified
The Wild Wild West.
We're going straight to the Wild Wild West.
dan friesen
Nah, nah, nah.
Once upon a time in the West, Madman.
Madman lost his damn mind in the West.
jordan holmes
Damn it!
I thought we were good!
I thought we had finished!
dan friesen
Loveless didn't ever time nothing less.
Now I must put his behind to the test.
In the battle, through the shadows.
Ready for battle, bring all your boys in.
Here come the poison.
Behind the back are the Rifni kid, front and center.
No way you let back in.
Who that is?
A mean brother, bad for your health.
Looking damn good, too.
If I could say it myself, they told me Loveless is a madman.
But I don't feel that.
jordan holmes
He got bad weapons, too.
DJ Danarchy.
I need you to hear me.
dan friesen
I'm speaking to you through time.
unidentified
Understand me, son.
jordan holmes
This is just for you.
dan friesen
I'm the slickest thing is.
jordan holmes
No one else can hear you, DJ Dan.
dan friesen
I'm the quickest thing is.
Did I say I'm the slickest thing is?
See if we're marking up the wrong tree, we're coming.
Don't be starting nothing.
Me and my partner are gonna test your chest, loveless.
Can't stand the heat and get out the wild, wild, wild, wild west when I roll into the wild, wild.
jordan holmes
Oh my God, this song's still going.
dan friesen
Anyway, you're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you.
unidentified
Thank you so much.
dan friesen
And we get a second credit in the mix, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we don't have time for anybody else.
No more time.
dan friesen
So thank you so much.
My herd of cats will eat your ass like corn on the cob.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Thank you so much!
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
You get off easy, Jordan.
There's a whole other verse.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
dan friesen
Yeah.
Maybe for another time.
So we start the show on January 22nd, and Alex has a...
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, it just reminds me so much of church whenever you're singing one of the hymns, and then they're like, oh, no, no, no, no.
There's a third verse, and you're like, oh, my God.
dan friesen
If we open your hymnal to page 38, we have Wild Wild West.
jordan holmes
That's a good church.
dan friesen
So Alex is a big guest coming on, and here is how he starts the show.
alex jones
In the third hour, I have Congressman Ron Paul joining us to talk about a whole plethora of very important issues, including the national draft.
And Rumsfeld says, we're going to need a bigger army, we're going to need more troops.
And their recruiting is falling way under the numbers they need, and they've got all the draft legislation.
Lined up for you and your family and all they need do is provide another terror attack and our journey into pure fascism will be complete.
dan friesen
So there's a lot going on in that clip.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
First of all, can't wait to hear from racist Grandpa Paul.
It's weird to think about this, but in 2003, his public image was very different than it is now, or it deserved to be then, because he had this weird appearance of being a rational voice of opposition to the war in Iraq.
That did a whole lot of work masking the absurd John Birch Society-ass politics he actually espoused, but what I'm getting at is that he had a decent PR team back then.
Secondly, it's interesting that Alex will not stop saying the draft is right around the corner, which will be foisted upon us after a false flag terrorist attack, and I want to take a second to analyze the logic he's using to make that claim.
He thinks Cheney needs a bigger military and recruitment is down.
Meanwhile, there are these unspecified bill proposals or drafts that would bring back the draft.
They're just waiting to go.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Any of these things could be true or not, but even if all of them are true, it does nothing to suggest that there's an elaborate plot to pull a false flag in order to bring in the draft.
I have no idea what bills he's talking about, and if they do exist, they're destined to die in committee, so I'm not even going to take that seriously.
As for Cheney wanting a bigger military and recruitment being down, that could be the impetus for instituting a draft, or it could be a motivation to explore other recruitment strategies like fun CGI army commercials at movies.
Alex's conclusion holds no weight.
It's just the option he's decided to extrapolate out of the situation he sees because it's the one that fits his narratives and scares his extreme right-wing listeners the best.
I know that there were some real insecurities about the idea of a draft coming up at this point, but it's hard to believe that this was something the government would seriously consider doing.
In the late 60s and early 70s, the largely campus-based anti-draft protest movements were a severe impediment to this enlistment strategy.
According to the University of Washington, In 1972, there were more conscientious objectors than actual draftees.
All major cities faced backlogs of induction refusal legal cases, and the Selective Service later reported that 206,000 persons were reported delinquent during the entire war period.
The lessons of that era are still real today, namely that there are too many people who would refuse to show up, and the government simply can't logistically punish everyone how they would need to in order to make the fear of punishment a motivating factor for people not to resist a draft.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Korea can have a draft, or it needs to be—you have to spend two years in the military.
There's only a few million people in there, you know?
You cannot legislate the entirety of the United States to the point where you can get— Everybody was drafted to show up.
dan friesen
Or there are other countries that have mandated and required service, and some of those things are long-standing and parts of culture.
jordan holmes
Oh, for sure.
For Israel, of course.
Yeah, from the jump.
dan friesen
Implementing something is different than something already existing.
And that is definitely a factor.
I don't want to say that it's impossible, but I don't think a draft is ever coming back in the U.S. Some people in power may want one.
It may feel like one is coming sometimes, and a bill might even be introduced.
But the backlash was so severe, and I think everyone knows that it would be so severe again.
And I think we're all aware of that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I believe the backlash to an election being held and somebody winning correctly was almost a coup.
So I think the backlash to somebody trying to institute a national draft would be way worse than a coup.
dan friesen
I think something that's interesting is that...
I think that this was a...
Much broader fear that Alex is taking advantage of at this period.
Like, I think that a lot more people had this, like, well, they're gonna bring back the draft.
jordan holmes
It did feel like that.
I remember conversation, because I was just coming out of high school.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Or, no, like, I was at, right around 2004, 2005.
dan friesen
I was coming right out of high school.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you were coming right out of high school, and everybody I knew who was older than me was hitting 18, and it was a conversation of, like, I'm worried that I'll be drafted.
That was a conversation, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it felt like a...
Realistic possibility, but I don't know how much of that was rational, and how much of it is just like, there was a fever panic around.
There was a lot of distrust of how the government was handling everything.
Stuff, and it seemed like, well, maybe they will.
But in hindsight now, it seems like...
Of course they weren't going to do that.
unidentified
Yeah, absolutely not.
dan friesen
The consequences would have outweighed whatever benefit they were hoping to get.
jordan holmes
People didn't like the Iraq War almost immediately.
Adding a draft to that would have been a disaster.
dan friesen
Right.
But beyond that, though, it's interesting to realize that according to Alex, the definition of fascism is the United States in 2003 plus a draft.
Debatably, there are some elements of fascism that were quite prominent in the U.S. at the time.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But I think that it's funny that he seems to be suggesting that the only thing that's keeping the equation in balance is that there wasn't a draft.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's weird.
It's weird.
jordan holmes
Explain to me what the draft would have added to the fascism.
Because I think if you're going to add fascism, if the draft is part of fascism, then essentially you're saying that it's military run, right?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
You know, so, but then the draft means that you can't get enough people for the military, so.
dan friesen
True, true.
I mean, I don't know.
Here's the thing.
I think to Alex, fascism means something very different than, like, maybe a larger understanding of fascism.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
I think he uses it kind of interchangeably with his bizarre, like, sort of aesthetic notions of a police state.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And stuff like, so being forced to fight for the state.
Is part of what he would call that.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
I mean, it does feel like what he thinks of his fascism is restricting his ability to do whatever he wants, regardless of the consequences.
dan friesen
So we get to talking about Saddam.
jordan holmes
How's he doing?
dan friesen
Oh, he's been captured.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
But there's some conspiracies about it.
alex jones
Also, a couple weeks ago, or a week ago, many Arabs skeptical on Saddam's capture...
I wanted to go back to that because now it's coming out that, as usual, just like with Private Lynch, what we're being shown is a fable.
The evidence is overwhelming.
They've had him a long time.
He's been drugged.
He's been tortured.
Why didn't they just tell the truth about it?
Six Adam drugged.
That's because he had to be drugged and tortured first, folks, so he wouldn't spout off about who he's business partners with.
When we have the congressional reports by Republicans and Democrats, but, you know, it's bad to have the boogeyman saying he's buddies with Bush, just like bin Laden's buddies with him.
dan friesen
So for a moment, put aside the reality or falsity of what Alex is saying in terms of his narrative.
Right.
This is just a guess.
who had accompanied Ahmad Shalabi for a meeting, and there's no reason to take this as definitive or proof of anything.
Saddam's daughter is also cited in the article that Alex is using as saying that her father must be being drugged, which isn't really all that strong in terms of evidence.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This is also a misrepresentation of her comments by way of Alex using this as defense of Saddam being drugged, because she was saying these things, the way that she was saying this, she meant to suggest that Saddam must have been drugged.
Prior to his capture to be going along with it.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Around this time, there were many rumors circulating that Saddam had been captured by local rivals as revenge, drugged, and then left to be found by U.S. forces.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But that's kind of a side thing to this article.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This is about him being drugged in captivity.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Since this point, the doctor who treated Saddam, Dr. Sudip Bowes, has come out and said that while he can't reveal specifics due to doctor-patient confidentiality, he, quote, treated him like he would any other.
Yeah.
I do think that there's some legitimate questions to ask about what kind of interrogation tactics may have been used, especially at this point when you're covering stuff, considering the context of what our government allowed in the war, but Alex is completely winging it here.
He has nothing to base anything on other than conjecture.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, to me, it makes perfect sense.
Like, he was found in a hole.
dan friesen
You might need strong medication to nurse him back to health.
You might have had medical issues.
jordan holmes
That's what I was thinking.
If you take him to a hospital, they're probably trying to help him.
dan friesen
You might have a broken bone and need painkillers or something, and that would make you look groggy.
There's a number of ways that you could make whatever comments this photographer made make sense in a non-conspiratorial, they're trying to drug him so he can't tell the truth way.
Everything is filtered through the prism of the narrative for Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and it doesn't really even make sense.
Like, you torture people to find out information.
Saddam is the information that you wanted to find out.
There's no reason to torture him.
I have no doubt that he was probably treated better than most people in American prisons.
dan friesen
He's captured in December 2003.
By January, he's given POW status.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, he's...
Treated with ways that there's international monitoring.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally, totally, absolutely.
Yeah, the whole thing was to try and keep him alive as long as they could so they could kill him.
dan friesen
He did later say at his trial that he was tortured, but there's no evidence of that.
jordan holmes
He wasn't tortured.
dan friesen
What a liar.
jordan holmes
I'm going to tell you this right now.
I don't trust Saddam.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Wow.
You heard it here, folks.
So Alex has a thought about Saddam's trial.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Also, Saddam's verdict expected to take five years, like Slobo.
From Serbia, you'll forget all about him before that happens.
dan friesen
Slobo.
jordan holmes
Wow!
I've never considered calling him Slobo before.
I kind of like it.
dan friesen
I don't hate it.
jordan holmes
I don't hate it.
dan friesen
But I do love the idea that you'll just forget all about...
jordan holmes
I will never forget about old Slobo.
alex jones
That shit ain't happening.
dan friesen
Forget about Slobo.
Forget about Saddam if it takes a couple years to go through the legal process.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Next thing you know, he's going to tell me we forget about Dre.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
jordan holmes
How dare he?
dan friesen
Just because he's been in the lab with the pen and the pad trying to get this damn label off?
He's not having that.
jordan holmes
You better label this the rap at the time.
dan friesen
Just give him one more platinum plaque and fuck rap.
You can have it back.
jordan holmes
It should just be Dan Raps.
That's the description of this episode.
Dan Raps.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
I'll resist the urge further.
So Alex has some thoughts about the globalists and some of their employment strategies.
And this is just a way for him to be xenophobic.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
All over the country to get on a plane or get on a bus or not across a bridge or to get on a ferry.
Men in black uniforms, usually illegal aliens, and I'm serious, 90% of those at the Boston airport weren't citizens and about 40% were illegal aliens.
Many of them from Syria, Iran, you name it.
But again, we're going to accept all the matricula cards of the illegal aliens and legalize them, Ridge said two weeks ago.
You're going to have a magnifying glass crammed down your throat.
dan friesen
So there's two things there.
One, he's making up these numbers.
There's no way that he knows the status, the immigration status of people at the airport.
Second, this just is the sort of standard treatment.
The, like, they, in quotes...
Are treated so well.
They're given everything.
The globalists employ them.
But you, noble Western member of Christendom, use whatever sort of euphemism you want.
They jam a magnifying glass down your throat.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's all just trying to create sort of racial aggrievement for white people.
jordan holmes
It's like in the 1840s Louisiana and the shit like that.
Slave owners would essentially hire people to stop unions from happening by screaming, like, listen, they treat slaves better than you guys.
You shouldn't do that.
You know, like, they do the whole thing.
It's all there.
unidentified
It's all there.
dan friesen
These kind of tactics are inciting things that have been used historically.
So Alex knows that this picture that was taken of Saddam in captivity was with Ahmad Chalabi.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so he has a weird telling of their history that doesn't match up.
alex jones
The photo, which is on PrisonPlanet.com and Infowars.com, of a sick-looking and unkempt Hussein showed him being visited.
By Dr. Shalibi, the number two man in the Shah's torture squad.
jordan holmes
What?
Who's the number one man?
alex jones
Who fled Iraq in 58 after Hussein ordered him killed and is now the Pentagon's favorite to become the next Iraqi president.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Who fled Iraq in 58 after Hussein ordered him killed?
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Saddam Hussein was hired.
In 1954, this is a congressional report, to be an anti-communist assassin.
Now Saddam was planning to kill him?
Four years later?
Oh, see how evil Saddam is.
dan friesen
So this is something that Alex says a lot, but it's not really well-defined ever, and when he does talk about the backing of it, this employment of Saddam, he just says it's congressional reports, which is useless as a citation.
Saddam does seem super old and all, but he was born in 1937, so he would have been 17 in 1954.
At the time, it makes little sense for him to have been employed by Dwight D. Eisenhower's administration as an anti-communist assassin, considering that the Ba'ath Party was a socialist party and was involved with movements towards a pan-Arab Republic, including countries like Egypt and Syria.
Right.
unidentified
But Saddam didn't even join the party until three years later.
dan friesen
In 1958, the Ba'athists supported General Abd al-Karim Qasim in his overthrow of the country, but then would be involved in a plot to assassinate him just a year later, primarily due to Qasim's opposition to the idea of this pan-Arab Republic.
unidentified
And Saddam was involved in that plotted assassination, which I think is what Al Right, right, right So, there's no way Alex could prove the U.S. hired Saddam to be involved in that assassination plot, or even prove outside involvement.
dan friesen
The assassination failed, and Saddam fled the country, so there's no way he would have had the power to make Shalabi flee at that point.
jordan holmes
You know, this once again reinforces my belief in conspiracy theories about assassinations, alright?
The conspiracy theories are that it is very hard...
To perform an assassination, right?
You have to do all of these different things, all these moving parts.
dan friesen
There's a hundred variables.
jordan holmes
Terrible idea.
Here's how assassinations work.
The ones that work do is some dude walks up to the president with a gun and then shoots him in the face.
Like, that works...
So much.
So much.
What doesn't work is elaborate fucking pinky-in-the-brain-ass plans to assassinate people.
dan friesen
You don't need a million externalities to possibly go wrong.
jordan holmes
I swear to you, if I was going to tell you how to kill somebody, like Putin, here's what you do.
You get a thousand random people, and you just set them at the border and just go, eventually try and kill them if you can.
Sooner or later, one of them walk up with a gun.
dan friesen
It's an interesting thought.
I would actually have a counterpoint, and that is that everybody knows, who studied the subject, that the world's greatest assassin, Rube Goldberg.
jordan holmes
He's yet to lose.
dan friesen
It's true.
They've never captured him.
jordan holmes
He's never been captured.
And he sets everything into motion.
It's crazy.
dan friesen
And no one's ever made a charge stick.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
He's like Lupin III.
He's just incredible.
dan friesen
Also, Chalabi was 13 years old in 1958.
That's also important to remember.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit difficult.
dan friesen
His family fled Iraq that year in the aftermath of General Qasim's revolutionary overthrow.
They were a high-profile family, and they would have been in danger after that because it was a successful coup, so they fled.
I'm not sure that young Saddam put out a hit on a 13-year-old, though.
That seems unlikely, based on...
But Alex is saying, I just have no idea what connection there is to reality.
jordan holmes
The 60s were weird, dude.
That's the time.
dan friesen
This was the 50s.
Also, Chalabi isn't really a bank robber, per se.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He founded a bank called Petra Bank, which crashed.
And as a result, he was charged with bank fraud by a Jordanian military tribunal.
By that point, he'd been smuggled out of the country, and so he never did time on the bank robbery thing.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And he claims he was set up.
And I think, I'm not sure about that.
The specifics of it.
It seems like it was maybe some shady shit going on.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The Jordanian Central Bank called in, I think it was like 30 or 35% of the money that would have been in the banks.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
And his bank couldn't produce that money.
jordan holmes
Right, because there wasn't any.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Because he was doing a Ponzi scheme.
dan friesen
And there was, from what I understand also, there was a...
A number of loans that that bank made were to his own businesses.
jordan holmes
Right, like a Ponzi scheme.
Right, yeah.
dan friesen
So there may be some credence to be fraud elements of this, but I'm not entirely sure.
I haven't read a full breakdown of any investigation of it.
jordan holmes
I think the number one problem in our time is how long Ponzi schemes can get away with themselves for.
So long.
And, I mean, Madoff lasted for years.
The FTX guy lasted for way longer than he should.
Then there's the government.
That's a Ponzi scheme.
It's all fucked.
dan friesen
You need a Rube Goldberg Ponzi scheme.
jordan holmes
You'd think that would work.
dan friesen
I'm also not sure about the torture thing.
I think that Alex should cite a source on the number two guy for the Shaw torture squad.
jordan holmes
I would like more information about the Shaw's torture squad.
dan friesen
I think that might be an extrapolation of the...
Sort of the accusations and stuff about Chalabi being close with Iran.
And that is fair enough, but I don't know about being part of the Shah's torture squad.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, it would be odd for that crossover to happen, but hey, weirder things would happen.
dan friesen
If Alex wants to prove it, he can.
jordan holmes
Go for it.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex discusses the capture of Saddam here.
alex jones
So it doesn't matter if everybody finds out the capture was staged because it's emotional.
The big headlines say it wasn't staged.
Later they can admit it was staged.
But the average person won't differentiate.
They're not concerned about hearing different stories every day.
jordan holmes
Almost like a wet concrete scenario.
alex jones
The nightly news is an entertainment program or something.
It's just totally unconscious.
Saddam was held by Kurdish forces, drugged and left for the U.S. And I've got AP, AFP, Sydney Morning Herald, ABC, you name it.
Saddam Hussein was captured by U.S. troops only after he had been taken prisoner by Kurdish forces, drugged and abandoned, ready for American soldiers to recover him, a British Sunday newspaper reported.
dan friesen
So this was an article in the Sunday Express tabloid that reported based on an anonymous British intelligence source that members of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan had captured and drugged Saddam.
They then negotiated with the US for a bounty and abandoned him to be found by our troops.
This is an interesting story, but it's never been confirmed.
There's no indication that the $25 million bounty was paid and there's some pretty compelling evidence and documentation of US efforts to find Saddam.
And progress that was being made on that front around this time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This story conforms to Alex's narrative, though, so it's rock-solid to him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there's this article in the Sunday Express, right?
And it says this stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But there's other sources, too.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no, no.
alex jones
That's a respected British newspaper talking to the intelligence source.
And the Australians have their people telling them this.
Here's ABC News.
Saddam held by Kurds, drugged, and left for U.S. troops.
Saddam Hussein was captured by U.S. troops only after he had been taken prisoner by Kurdish forces, drugged and abandoned, ready for American soldiers to recover him, a British newspaper has reported.
And I love this article calling it a tabloid, but I have a bunch of other papers reporting it.
dan friesen
So, this is disturbing, because it either is evidence of Alex being an intensely malicious liar, or it reveals that he's someone with a below adolescent level of media literacy.
He has an article that's covering the story that the Kurds captured Saddam, which is just re-reporting something that was published in the Sunday Express based on an unnamed British intelligence source.
Then he has an article that's from an Australian press outlet, which is also based on the same Sunday Express article, which is to say that it's all based on the same coverage of the unnamed British intelligence source.
Alex is reporting to his audience that this Australian press article is somehow a separate piece of news Not just the same story being covered by a different outlet That level of stupidity is actually kind of scary to see in someone who's presenting themselves as a reliable source of insight And what makes it even more alarming is that I think this is a pretty consistent thing with Alex I'd never thought about it this way before but this could explain why Alex covers the same story in multiple outlets the way he does yeah
I've always considered it to be a function of his laziness and knowing that his audience will see a bulk of headlines and assume that that means that there's more smoke there, so there's definitely fire.
Hearing this coverage actually makes me think that Alex might think that each of these stories relies on different primary sourcing.
Yeah.
unidentified
And they're just coming out coincidentally at the same time.
dan friesen
That is to say, the UK article is written because the British press has British sources telling them this stuff, and the Australian article is being written because the Australian press concurrently has written this stuff.
If Alex believes that...
It would make sense why he thinks the picture that he's seeing is somehow far more convincing or overwhelming and also suspicious than it is.
But that belief would have to be, like, it's entirely based on things he's making up in his head, based on primary misunderstandings of how the media works.
Or he's a liar.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's an interesting question because I could see this going either way.
I guess best case scenario here is that Alex is completely unqualified to explain the news to anyone based on his comically deficient understanding of what he's reading.
Worst case scenario, he knows all this stuff is based on the same source, but knows that pretending otherwise would make it more convincing to his audience, so he's lying to them as a shortcut for his narratives.
Not a good look either way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we get into problems here because for the longest time we have considered the stupid V evil continuum as a straight line as opposed to Alex who has managed to combine it into a circle.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
Get this.
Get this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Triple helix.
jordan holmes
Triple helix.
unidentified
There we go.
jordan holmes
All right.
Now I've drawn it.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
So here's the problem, right?
We cannot overestimate him, right?
And yet we do by ascribing to him the basics of ability to read.
All too often.
The more you described it, the more I was like, okay, if I were Alex and I saw a Bloomberg article...
unidentified
Right?
jordan holmes
And I couldn't read it because it was behind the paywall.
But then I saw a Yahoo article that was almost identical.
dan friesen
Maybe exactly identical.
jordan holmes
Maybe the exact same fucking article.
Then maybe I would think that Yahoo and Bloomberg, if I were Alex, that had never occurred to me before.
Because I was overestimating him by...
Describing to him basic abilities that I didn't even think.
dan friesen
Understanding of primary sourcing and how these outlets report.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
That is one thing, but then I think there's also a feeling that I get from listening to it that is...
Giving the impression that all of these things are based on different sources is kind of a strategy.
jordan holmes
That's why he's turned it into a circle.
It's not a continuum.
dan friesen
It's hard, but either way, it's an academic question on some level, because the reality is, whatever the case, he is an incredibly untrustworthy source of information.
Because he's either lying to make things easier for himself, or he's so out of touch with what...
Right.
That you should never listen to him.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's wild.
jordan holmes
I would say that he is, you know, he describes himself as above the left-right continuum, but I believe he's above the stupid v.
evil continuum.
dan friesen
That might be.
jordan holmes
As like the apotheosis of both.
dan friesen
He broke the paradigm.
jordan holmes
He did!
dan friesen
Yeah.
Also, the Sunday Express, part of the Daily Express, is absolutely a tabloid, and also was a major voice for the appeasement of Hitler during World War II.
They employed noted British fascist and anti-Semite Henry Williamson as a writer, after he'd made a ton of pro-Hitler comments, he joined the British Union of Fascists, and made plans he'd later abandoned to go to Germany so he could meet Hitler.
It's a shit paper with a shit history in his tabloid as shit.
And this doesn't even count later libel cases they've had to solve.
That doesn't mean that this story about Saddam is definitely not true, but it's a good cause to look for a second source, and not just a second source that's reposting the Sunday Express story.
Alex can't find that second source, so it's a good thing he could just make it up.
Yeah.
That's corroboration, baby.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, it makes you almost think that the Nuremberg trials should have had another portion for media outlets.
Where it's like, listen, we're not doing the hanging thing.
That's not for you guys.
But also, you can't just support Hitler.
You just can't do it.
So we gotta have something here.
I don't know what it is.
dan friesen
Some kind of a, I don't know, I don't want to go commie on you, but a Truth and Reconciliation Committee of some sort of like, come on guys, you can't keep doing this.
jordan holmes
You can't do this, alright?
No more.
dan friesen
So, there's some other news in the world other than Saddam, and that is Al Gore has a son, and that son likes to burn a tree.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Likes to smoke some weed, you know what I'm talking about?
jordan holmes
Oh man, back in 2003 when it used to be bad to smoke the weeds.
alex jones
And Al Gore's son arrested for pot possession.
I'm for drug decriminalization, but when Rush Limbaugh's on OxyContin and he says arrest anybody on drugs, then I want him in prison.
And when Al Gore has a lot of money for drug law enforcement programs, let's put his son in prison.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
You hypocrite.
dan friesen
So, this is a great illustration of why taking hypocrisy to be fundamentally meaningful is a dead end in terms of having a solid position.
jordan holmes
Thank you!
dan friesen
Here's the ground Alex is trying to lay claim to.
He's against the criminalization of drugs, and thus wants to be seen as supporting the recreational use of things like weed, or I guess in this case even Oxycontin.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Is fine, I guess.
However, some people he doesn't like, who politically may disagree with decriminalization, also enjoy recreational drug use.
They apparently should not- Right.
Because of that opposition.
Right.
Freedom to use drugs, which Alex allegedly believes in, is conditional upon them agreeing with Alex's position on drugs, which is a little weird.
In essence, in order for Alex to make this coherent at all, he can't possibly want to punish them for the drug use because that's something he ostensibly believes should be decriminalized.
That means in order for this to make any sense, then Alex has to want to outlaw hypocrisy, which is criminally stupid as a political position.
Or maybe, is the reality that Alex doesn't think that drugs are fine, and actually does think that people should be punished for using them?
Is it possible that he just knows that advancing that position would make him look like a ridiculous person, considering his libertarian public image, and how it would mean that he would be advocating for the government dictating what you can and can't enjoy for fun?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Is it possible he just knows the position he's supposed to have but actually doesn't believe in that position?
It's hard to tell, given the way that he carries himself.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
The question gets even weirder, because this hypocrisy thing is an accusation that it makes sense to direct at Rush, kind of.
But what does Alex even know about Al Gore's son's positions on drugs?
Alex has no idea what he thinks.
But, apparently, Alex wants to require the son to adhere to the positions of the father, or else their actions are hypocritical.
That really seems fucking stupid, particularly for someone who's so invested in the idea of individuality.
Alex is more or less advocating that you have an obligation to adhere to the moral set of your parents, even if you're an adult, and if you fail to do that, you should be arrested for something Alex doesn't think people should be arrested for.
jordan holmes
Children are their parents.
dan friesen
This is fucking stupid.
jordan holmes
Alright.
I think what's being expressed is a social theory that the vast majority of people will accept a system of law, no matter how draconian, if it is applied fairly over a system of law that may be far more lax, but applied unfairly.
So, for instance, if you were to get your hand cut off for stealing, right, that's fucked up.
But, if you knew that the fucking CEO of Chase, if he stole a dime from anybody he worked for, he would also get his hand cut off, then that would be more acceptable than a situation where if you steal, you get away with it, but if the Chase guy steals, he gets away with it too.
I'm not saying that it's true or anything, but it is a social theory.
dan friesen
I understand that sort of mental framework.
I get that.
I think that Alex is not operating necessarily on that.
I think that's a little too coherent.
jordan holmes
I agree with you there.
Don't think I don't agree with you.
dan friesen
I think Alex is just a fucking idiot.
jordan holmes
I'm just interested in that theory because I would be interested in that concept.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Don't get me wrong.
I think it's an interesting idea.
I think it has no place in Infowars because it's an actual theory.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would imply that there was consistency and you would have to follow through.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that there's something really bizarre about this.
Like, you're free to do drugs based on my philosophical beliefs unless you disagree with me about drugs.
Right.
That's weird.
But then the thing that takes it over the top is that it's Al Gore's son.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, there is no room for individualism in this at all.
I don't understand how Alex doesn't understand what he's saying or doesn't care that what he's espousing is something that's so, like...
Do you now, Alex, have to live up to every ideal of your father?
jordan holmes
Right.
I mean, what it is, it is childish lashing out because of that.
You don't.
And yet, this guy gets to do whatever he wants, and then I can't do whatever I want, and now his son gets caught?
That's some fucking bullshit, man.
That's childish.
That's a teenager.
dan friesen
It's weird.
So, Alex gets a call from a guy.
Call's not important.
jordan holmes
This is not our call.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
This is not the call.
dan friesen
No, but after the call, Alex starts to get a little bit reflective about how dangerous his job is.
jordan holmes
So that's what leads to the call.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
This is disconnected from the call.
The call will be later.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
This is just Alex talking about how dangerous his job is.
alex jones
I don't want to go on too long about this, but, you know, what I do is very dangerous.
I'm a big fish in this fight.
But there are tens of thousands of people who are now prominently fighting the New World Order, like Ron Paul and others.
And many other talk show hosts and authors and folks that run websites.
But a few years ago, the globalists, I believe from the evidence, had a provocateur go into Bohemian Grove and do a bunch of bad stuff and then get arrested and say my name.
I got a report that a guy went into a big hardware store last night here in Austin.
Pulled his shirt off with a huge swastika on it and began saying, I work for Alex Jones, I work for Alex Jones.
We have had, we've been at a pro-gun rally and had the swastika business happen before and we found out they were federal informants doing it.
But it's really comical.
I mean, it's not going to work for him.
I don't...
I don't know what type of thing they're trying to prepare for me, but I have a bad feeling.
My family in this country is worth whatever the cost is.
dan friesen
It turns out the cost is being really fucking rich for many, many years.
This is just so pathetic.
It's so dangerous.
These people who have to pretend to be my listeners and do fucked up things.
As opposed to just recognizing that you got some Nazis in your audience because you do a lot of Nazi shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, in a sense, though, his job is very dangerous because no job I've ever worked has ever had a liability possibility of $1.5 billion.
dan friesen
No, that's true.
jordan holmes
Like, that's a dangerous job.
dan friesen
That's true.
He didn't recognize that at the time, though.
jordan holmes
No, that's also true.
dan friesen
He also does have a dangerous job, just not in the way he thinks.
He's pretending that he has, like, a target on his back from the fucking globalist.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
The reality is he has a real danger of being...
Around his own audience.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's more likely to get Lennon'd than he is to get Lincoln'd, if you will.
unidentified
Yes!
dan friesen
That's why that video is so awesome of him running away from the 6th Street Spider-Man when he was approached by him at a bar when he was doing that livestream with Milo.
Like, it is...
So critical for him to not spend time with his audience, particularly the listeners who are giving off the I really believe you vibes.
jordan holmes
I love everything you do.
That's not good.
dan friesen
Right.
Yeah.
So that is a dangerous job because you might be in that hardware store when your Nazi fan takes off his shirt and he's got a swastika going on.
That is a liability.
jordan holmes
I think he instinctively understands the difference between love and intensity of emotion.
For their love, it's an intensity of emotion that can be love or can be hate.
At any moment!
dan friesen
I think he also intuitively understands that these people that he's describing are the natural byproducts of the kind of reporting and information space that he lives in.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
But it's also super important to make sure everyone knows that we've determined, somehow, that they're all feds.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Every negative kind of byproduct of the stuff that I do is really the feds.
jordan holmes
It's the feds.
dan friesen
I think that's pretty cool.
jordan holmes
And we know for a fact that you know there's Nazis.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So we get back to Saddam here for a minute.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex has something that I don't know where this is even coming from.
alex jones
It's now coming out what we can already tell from the evidence that Saddam had been held for at least three weeks by the Kurds and that that was a staged capture.
Then you watch the video of Colonel Hinckley telling the troops, keep their mouths shut, let me tell you the official story.
And that was on CNN of all places.
They don't even hide this stuff.
dan friesen
There's nothing in those articles about the Kurds keeping Saddam for three weeks.
It's just something that Alex is throwing in.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that seems weird.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems like that would be incredibly difficult to do, too.
jordan holmes
Well, okay.
The United States government is ostensibly still looking for him for this three-week period, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think so.
jordan holmes
So, are you telling me that this Kurdish group was...
He's constantly on the move for three weeks hiding from the United States government?
dan friesen
And drugging the deposed president of Iraq?
jordan holmes
Without anyone seeing them?
Without him getting away or anything like that?
dan friesen
Without any of the people who may or may not have been in touch with Saddam knowing?
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very...
Three weeks seems long.
jordan holmes
Now, what does seem believable is that he's in a nondescript hole, invisible from just about everything, hiding with barely any air.
That makes sense.
I know a dictator who's done that before.
dan friesen
A guy who Alex might have some interesting feelings about.
So, Alex, you know, there's also a bunch of conversations.
We talked about this on the last episode.
These terror alerts are happening.
You know, there's like the orange level.
And like we discussed in the last episode, a lot of this traces back to Dennis Montgomery's fraud that he perpetuated on the U.S. government.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Claiming that he had a technology that would allow him to predict terrorist plots based on, like, signals in Al Jazeera or shit like that.
And so Alex is talking about these fake alerts and what have you, and he's pretty concerned about what's going to happen if it ever gets to red.
alex jones
It's amazing.
We're on the height-than-tear alert.
Members of FEMA, federal and state, have said that if we go to a red alert, we're all going to be basically slaves and have no rights.
Well, the comment was, that'd be a weird thing to say.
Virtually all your liberties will be stripped away.
You'll be an enemy combatant if you leave your home.
dan friesen
So Alex is referencing an article from that March in the South Jersey News.
Sid Kasperson was the counterterrorism head for the state of New Jersey, and he was commenting on what a red alert would entail.
The assumption that you would be the enemy if you were outside, that's not based on a quote from him, but it's an assessment made by the person who's writing the article.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The article quotes Kasperson as saying, quote, you literally are staying home is what happens unless you're required to be out.
No different than if you had a...
snowstorm.
unidentified
He also didn't say that you would be a slave or all your liberties would be taken away.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
The article says, quote, a red alert would also tear away virtually all personal freedoms to move about and associate.
dan friesen
This isn't Casperson saying that, it's the reporter's characterization of how a Kind of makes sense.
Basically, it's an unfair relaying of information.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
I mean, post-COVID lockdown.
It feels a little bit overreacting.
dan friesen
It's just irresponsible.
I know it's kind of dicey stuff.
First of all, the idea that these terror alerts were being based on this fraudulent bullshit.
Not good.
And the idea of these kind of measures being taken in the context of a heightened terror alert.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's scary and maybe something that is worth criticism.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But the criticism that Alex is levying at it is just bullshit.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's useless and counterproductive.
jordan holmes
Beware of any story that makes you go, I can't believe they do that!
Because there's a reason you can't believe they do that.
dan friesen
Get my gun.
jordan holmes
They wouldn't do that.
They can't do that.
They wouldn't do that.
dan friesen
So a caller drops by.
This isn't the guy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Although the guy is next.
jordan holmes
He's coming.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So this caller, though, he has a booking request for Alex.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
And then Alex has a, well, what about this guy?
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
And it's bad.
alex jones
Let's talk to Garrett in Louisiana.
Go ahead, Garrett.
unidentified
How you doing, Alex, man?
alex jones
Fine, my friend.
unidentified
Oh, man, yeah, things are coming down heavy.
And I was wondering when you're going to have Jim Rawls on.
Again, as a guest on your show.
alex jones
Jim who?
unidentified
Jim Rawls, Patriots, Surviving the Come and Collapse author.
alex jones
Oh, John Wesley Rawls, yes.
I do need to interview him.
I also want to interview Mr. Chittum of Civil War II.
unidentified
Yeah, that's a good book, too.
It's a good book also.
It's a little bit, you know...
alex jones
Wait a minute.
Reading that book, it just talks about what's going to happen.
Because they are creating racial divides.
They are balkanizing the country.
unidentified
I'm not saying he's a racist.
alex jones
It shows what's going to happen.
unidentified
And I'm in one of the worst places that I could ever want to be.
dan friesen
Down in Louisiana.
So, this isn't a great sign.
When a caller calls into Infowars and he responds to a guest Alex wants to have on by saying, oh, there's a lot of racial stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then Alex has to get defensive.
So, this is about the book Civil War II, which was written by Thomas Chittum.
Here's some fun facts about Chittum.
jordan holmes
Let's hear it.
dan friesen
In 1998, he was a speaker at the first annual conference on racial separatism, which also featured such racists as Jared Taylor, Willis Cardo, and the founder of Stormfront and associate of Ron Paul, Don Black.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
He published his book, Civil War II, as a possible scenario for how race war will break down in America.
And if you cruise websites that discuss it, one of the frequent comments is, it's not exactly like the Turner Diaries, which is cool.
It's real cool that that's the comment that people distinguish.
jordan holmes
It's not exactly like it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He's a committed racist, homophobe, and white nationalist, to put it in the most generous way possible.
Sure!
Keep in mind that he's an American who was born in New Jersey.
Right.
unidentified
He decided to enlist and fight, predictably on the side of the Rhodesian forces a brutal white supremacist apartheid state.
jordan holmes
That's what I was expecting.
dan friesen
This guy is so far beyond racist.
Alex knows all this.
He just doesn't think the things that I've mentioned Are actually racist.
jordan holmes
Like, I understand why in the context of war you think it's different, but what you gotta understand is that he's just a serial killer who's a racist.
Like, it has nothing to do with war.
He is a serial killer who kills people based upon their race.
dan friesen
I think he even talked a little bit about, like, the killing and stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, he's a serial killer.
I see no difference between him and fucking Ted Bundy or whatever it is.
dan friesen
I normally hear...
There are people who have these elaborate claims about their service and stuff like this.
A lot of times there's a bit of embellishment, but from everything I can tell, he actually did go to be a mercenary in Zimbabwe.
jordan holmes
Wow, wow, yeah.
Yeah, that's serial killer shit.
Wild.
dan friesen
Look, he's not a racist.
unidentified
Hey, hey!
jordan holmes
What he isn't!
Is a murderer.
He's a legal murderer.
dan friesen
In 1998, he was one of the featured speakers at the racial separatism conference.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
But that's not racism.
That's separatism.
It's completely different.
dan friesen
There's also on C-SPAN, you can find a two-hour symposium.
That they rented out the National Press Club.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And it's the group that wants to end racism through self-determination.
unidentified
Good.
dan friesen
And it's this guy, Chittum.
jordan holmes
Bad.
dan friesen
Jared Taylor.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
A couple other racists.
unidentified
Bad.
dan friesen
And they're just talking about how black people and white people shouldn't be around each other.
jordan holmes
That's what I was thinking.
dan friesen
You shouldn't force me to live around black people.
It's wild.
jordan holmes
Wild.
dan friesen
So anyway, I've promised you this caller, and now I will pay off this caller.
This has to do with a conversation that they're having about torture.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
This caller kind of thinks torture is fine.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And so Alex knows, I'm going to make some cheap points here.
This is going to be easy.
jordan holmes
It's going to be great.
dan friesen
He's saying essentially, like, why is it so bad when we do it, when they do it?
That kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Moral relativism is great.
It always works.
dan friesen
And Alex brings up, like, well, he brings up the example of Vietnam.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This was an interesting thing for him to bring up, but it was a more interesting response.
jordan holmes
And away we go.
alex jones
Did you know that in the Revolutionary War, we didn't torture anybody, and we treated the Redcoats with respect, and that ended up helping us?
Did you know the British did torture, and that blew up in their face?
So you don't know what you're talking about.
unidentified
Well, that's what I saw in a Mel Gibson.
alex jones
Hold on, hold on.
The Northern Vietnamese, when our jets would get shot down, would torture people, and they said, oh, it's to get intelligence.
Now, are you saying it was okay for them to torture our pilots?
It would save communist lives.
unidentified
Alex, there were no pilots.
We didn't even dive-bomb those guys.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Oh, you're saying pilots didn't get tortured by Vietnam?
unidentified
There were no pilots.
Our planes weren't allowed to go over there.
We weren't allowed to bomb them.
We weren't allowed to gather intelligence.
We weren't allowed to do anything.
alex jones
We really are, sir.
Sir, we did have soldiers.
We did have a lot of pilots captured.
Now, come on.
unidentified
No, you know we weren't allowed to bomb or do anything.
No, sir.
jordan holmes
One of them's a senator right now.
alex jones
John McCain was in custody.
Are you saying we didn't have people shot down and tortured?
unidentified
Who could be shot down when we're not allowed to fly over it?
alex jones
How long have you been listening to this show?
unidentified
A couple of years.
alex jones
And all this time listening, you don't know that we had people shot down over Vietnam.
unidentified
Well, Alex, I did a whole report for a history class once on Vietnam.
Oh, you did a history class.
I was all over the library.
alex jones
Sir, do you know about the SAM missile batteries?
You didn't know we had thousands of aircraft shot down?
unidentified
There were no aircraft.
We weren't allowed to bond up.
Thousands, thousands, thousands.
Doing if we weren't allowed to bond up.
alex jones
Answer me that.
That was Hanoi we couldn't bomb.
dan friesen
See, Alex is right.
There was this area around Hanoi and the port.
jordan holmes
Yes.
No fly space.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so this caller has taken this erroneous understanding of the information.
jordan holmes
Whole country.
dan friesen
Most likely, that's the explanation for taking this and then creating a narrative out of it.
jordan holmes
The entire island.
Can't fly over it.
dan friesen
It's very similar in terms of the way that Alex uses information.
unidentified
100%.
dan friesen
But it's something that is so comically...
Disputable, debunkable.
Alex wouldn't even think of, like, there were no planes in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one's good.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's...
dan friesen
But this guy believes it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, and he believes it.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
That is not a man who is at all fucking with anyone.
unidentified
Nope.
jordan holmes
That is a man who did a fucking report for history class, okay?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He knows his shit.
dan friesen
I do love...
There's a tiny moment in there where Alex is about to say, you are really stupid.
jordan holmes
But he stops himself.
dan friesen
I know a lot of people are like you, but I care about you.
alex jones
I care about you being a free person, Jonathan.
What are you going to do when you find out that we had Thousands of jets and prop planes and C-130s and B-52s and Thunder Chiefs and just tons of aircraft.
unidentified
And I expect you to believe that they all just shot the Vietnamese and bombed them and everything else.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
What?
alex jones
Yes, we had a war from 1964 to 1972.
1973, and we lost thousands of pilots.
Very brave men.
Yes, yes, and the Vietnamese did torture them.
They had them on TV saying America was bad after they'd been tortured.
Yes, that did happen.
Yes, it did.
And torture's wrong.
Anything else, Jonathan?
unidentified
I mean...
dan friesen
It's wild.
unidentified
Hey, look.
jordan holmes
We can agree to disagree whether or not planes were over Vietnam in the Vietnam War.
dan friesen
Sure.
Operation Rolling Thunder didn't happen.
This is why I love this show in 2003.
This is like...
jordan holmes
You just don't get it.
dan friesen
You can't, like, write something like this.
jordan holmes
I would never have imagined that.
We've known people who have written for SNL.
We've known people who've done all kinds of things, and if they had brought that sketch to somebody, they'd have been like, no, that would never fly.
dan friesen
Well, like the planes in Vietnam.
I don't think anybody would be able to even conceive of this.
You sit around and you workshop some conspiracies for a fake caller to throw around with Alex.
There were no planes in Vietnam is amazing.
Amazing!
jordan holmes
That's why the birds are a conspiracy.
That's why that swing was so good.
Because the idea of just being like, nope.
All birds aren't real.
But that's, of course, why you can see through it so easily.
It's because you're like, I mean, obviously birds are real.
dan friesen
Well, there were no birds in Vietnam.
By that, I mean planes.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
You might be right.
Are there...
Oh, all planes are birds or all birds are planes?
dan friesen
Not all birds are gentlemen, but all birds are planes.
So, Alex...
jordan holmes
What about the Scotsman?
How's the Scotsman doing?
Is he true or not?
dan friesen
I have bad news.
jordan holmes
There are no true Scotsmen.
dan friesen
So, Alex ends the call with this guy having made no headway.
I believe that.
He leaves the call still thinking there were no planes in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
I think it's one of his foundational beliefs.
dan friesen
Probably.
So Alex pivots from this call to talking with his water sponsor who comes on every day.
And he wants to talk about that caller.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, of course you do!
Are there planes?
I know planes were over Vietnam.
Please, please confirm.
I'm not insane.
I'm not insane.
dan friesen
Please water sponsor.
alex jones
Please water sponsor.
And, Jonathan, I don't know what I can say to you.
We're going to go to Kim and Mark and Alan and Sean and others here in a minute.
I want to bring up for five minutes my good buddy Jim Shepard, who I appreciate holding.
Jim, did you hear that guy saying that our pilots weren't shot down in Vietnam and tortured?
unidentified
Yeah, I did.
And I just think that there's a lot of...
It depends on where you're getting your information.
If you just pull up the nightly news and listen to the Ted Koppels of the world, you get this real pretty picture of the way things are.
What?
But, you know, if you dig in and you start looking a little bit below the surface, there's all kinds of information out there.
jordan holmes
You are going the complete wrong direction.
alex jones
You don't have to dig beneath the surface to find out what happened in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
That is the opposite way!
You are drilling!
unidentified
I think that probably to the gentleman that called in, he's probably, you know, he's heard you and he hasn't heard that before, and he hasn't probably taken the time to actually look into the matter.
dan friesen
What?
Yeah, so what I'm hearing is the water sponsor saying like, man, if you just listen to the MSM, they'll tell you there were no planes.
jordan holmes
They'll tell you there were no planes over me enough!
That is the problem with Ted Koppel.
dan friesen
I hate to use this expression because it's plane-related, but that's how on autopilot a lot of this conspiracy shit is.
jordan holmes
It is just like, yeah, it's the mainstream media who'd tell you something that stupid.
dan friesen
That guy just couldn't dig for the truth.
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
dan friesen
Cellular filters.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex goes back to calls.
jordan holmes
All right, I know we can breathe this air, but how about this?
I bet there's a lot of air at the bottom of the ocean, so let's just dive down in there free and see what happens.
dan friesen
You fucking Ted Koppel.
I'm listening, motherfucker.
So, Alex goes back to calls, and of course, this becomes the only thing that is relevant.
jordan holmes
It's the only thing I can think about!
dan friesen
And this caller says something that I love.
Turn a phrase that I've never heard before, and I plan to start using a lot.
alex jones
Walt in Kansas City, go ahead.
unidentified
Well, God bless you, Alex.
I heard this guy on there, and boy, I'll tell you what, for he that doesn't think that...
A lot of our guys got shot down or that we just didn't blow anything up over there.
He was correct in the fact that there were no-fly, no-attack zones, and that's what infuriated me, is a lot of the no-fly, no-attack zones were their tank farms, not tanks as in army tanks, but in fuel tanks.
We weren't to bomb those.
alex jones
Okay, well, he was saying that we didn't lose any pilots or that they weren't tortured in Vietnam.
unidentified
Yeah, well, I don't...
Everybody was tortured over there that was captured.
You can bet your bippy on that.
Yeah!
dan friesen
You can bet your bippy!
jordan holmes
I will bet all the bippies on that.
God, I hope...
dan friesen
I didn't look it up.
I hope that's not a racist expression because it sounds so funny.
jordan holmes
I mean, now you made me say it.
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
Now we're both culpable.
If this is a racist expression, we are saying it innocently, please let us know.
dan friesen
I'm going to Google it.
jordan holmes
Oh, we're going to Google it right now.
We will edit this part out.
dan friesen
Well, okay.
What does bet your sweet bippy mean?
That it's definitely correct.
Okay, so the expression became popular in the late 60s when characters used it on a show called Laugh-In.
jordan holmes
Oh, it was a Laugh-In thing!
dan friesen
Wow!
It's similar to the expression, you can bet your ass.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
This expression has the same meaning.
You can be certain about that.
jordan holmes
Bet your bottom dollar.
dan friesen
They were just trying to get around censorship.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So I don't think it's racist.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
What a relief.
You never know, though.
jordan holmes
It was on Laughin!
What's-her-name isn't gonna be...
Never mind.
I already forgot.
dan friesen
So, Ron Paul comes on in the third hour.
jordan holmes
I forgot that Ron Paul was coming.
After that call, I'm lost.
dan friesen
But it's really a boring interview.
He's only on for a couple segments.
There's not really much to say.
jordan holmes
Do they talk about the planes?
unidentified
Of course they do!
jordan holmes
Of course they do!
It's the only thing we're talking about now!
alex jones
And I've had Ron Paul on this show many times.
We're going to have him for the next two segments, maybe even get to a few calls in the next segment.
I've got a host of issues I want to throw out at the Congressman.
But Congressman Ron Paul, before we go any further, I had a caller last hour that caused quite a controversy here on air.
jordan holmes
It's not a controversy!
alex jones
It was basically a good idea.
And then I said, well, what about our troops that got shot down in Vietnam?
They got tortured.
What are you saying that was okay?
He then said, no, none of our troops got shot down over Vietnam.
I'm going from memory here, but weren't you involved in Vietnam in the air?
unidentified
No, not really.
I was involved during that period of time.
I was in the military.
I was in the Air Force as a flight surgeon from 1963 to 1968, but not actually in Vietnam.
alex jones
Okay, but now...
I know that we had a bunch of aircraft shot down and troops tortured, but can you give us your historical view on that?
unidentified
Well, I mean, that doesn't even deceive...
I mean, I can't understand anybody saying that.
ron paul
We probably had a lot more helicopters shot down than airplanes, and the people in the helicopters were the ones that ended up being prisoners so often, but there were hundreds of helicopters shot down.
dan friesen
Good use of time.
I love the presentation of this.
It caused quite a controversy.
No, it didn't.
jordan holmes
It absolutely did not.
dan friesen
What I think is fascinating about this is...
On a show like this, you get a call like this guy, and one of the things that would be maybe a good use of time is exploring why someone would think this, and understanding the information and the use of it, the misuse of it.
Alex could actually provide his audience with maybe a little bit of a service if they explored that, as opposed to him constantly running up against people like other callers, his water sponsor, Ron Paul, and just being like, hey, get my back on this.
Because no one needs to get his back.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
I can't imagine him being insecure about listeners believing that caller, but maybe that's the truth.
Maybe he does feel like he needs people to vouch for him that there were planes because now someone has introduced the idea that there weren't.
jordan holmes
Because in his world, once you introduce that possibility, that is a real possibility.
In our world.
dan friesen
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
You plane-pilled?
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying!
In our world, that is not a possibility.
But in his world, if you just introduce that thought, he has to then confront it with his brain that says, well, they've lied about planes before.
dan friesen
Uh-oh.
jordan holmes
You know, he can't not do that.
That's part of his brain.
dan friesen
Were you there?
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
I wasn't there in Vietnam.
Oh, you saw pictures of planes?
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying!
If I heard this call, I'd be like, dude, they were there.
Either...
Like, what does it take to convince you?
Because I know for a fact they were there.
So I will give you what information you need.
dan friesen
You just saw Forrest Gump, man.
That's all you know, man.
jordan holmes
Okay, dude.
Then I guess we gotta go.
You believe...
dan friesen
You believe...
jordan holmes
I do.
dan friesen
Fucking...
jordan holmes
Listen, I love Ted Koppel.
unidentified
You believe McCain.
jordan holmes
Have you seen Ted Koppel?
dan friesen
McCain is a globalist shill.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Right?
He would lie about flying a plane.
jordan holmes
You know, you're bringing up a lot of good questions.
dan friesen
I just like the idea that there's an imagined thought process of one of these listeners that's like, huh, maybe there were no planes.
Alex says that there were.
That water sponsor seems to be pretty convinced.
Wait, Ron Paul.
Yeah, Ron Paul says there are planes.
That weighs the scales.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but Ron Paul's part of the government.
dan friesen
Yeah, but he's the good part.
jordan holmes
You think that, but he thinks that there were planes over Vietnam.
How do you know he's part of the good part?
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Yep.
This calls into question everything.
I can see now why he's having a meltdown.
dan friesen
All of a sudden, there's a schism.
jordan holmes
There is!
In real time!
dan friesen
There's the, you know, like how QAnon had the people who think JFK Jr.'s alive and the other people who don't.
Now we have the planers and the no planers.
alex jones
And the no planers.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and it's just checking in on the success rate of Alex's films.
alex jones
I've made 10 documentary films.
We have found no better tool.
This is not hype, folks.
This is the truth.
You've heard the listeners.
No better tool at Unlocking Minds.
90% of those that see 9-11 Road to Tyranny, Masters of Terror, Police State 3 Total Enslavement, Matrix of Evil, Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove, they're waking up.
dan friesen
Holding steady.
jordan holmes
90%.
dan friesen
Holding steady at 90. Good.
Good.
No dip.
jordan holmes
No, that's great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Love it.
jordan holmes
No complaints.
If you got a 90% conversion rate, that is what advertisers would die for.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm not going to do this, but if anybody wants to waste some time, it would be great if they graphed this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be fun.
unidentified
I will continue giving updates on the success rate.
dan friesen
But it would be really interesting to have like a line graph of how this is over time.
jordan holmes
You know, like whoever described the stock market as a measurement of rich people's emotional state, you know?
dan friesen
This is one man's emotional state.
jordan holmes
This is one man's emotional state.
How well his documentaries are doing in a fictional state of conversion.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
I think that would be valuable for historians.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, we come to the end of this, and I have to ask, did that caller disappoint?
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
Nope.
100% nailed it.
dan friesen
Don't remember anything else that happened prior?
jordan holmes
No notes.
There were no planes at all over Vietnam is such a statement that he said with conviction, that he said with true belief, and that he was not willing to waver from.
dan friesen
This is what I'm talking about about the past.
jordan holmes
It's just the past.
dan friesen
There are times when you can interact with something that is really meaningful, and there's an in-depth conspiracy that Alex is...
You can track the way that he's misusing information in a valuable way.
Much more than the present.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And simultaneously, you can listen to one episode, and he declares war on cats because he's insecure about his wife's cat.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Then the next episode, there's a caller who doesn't think there were planes in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
There were planes in Vietnam.
dan friesen
It's just better.
It's fireworks.
It's fireworks.
There's more meat on the bones.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
There's more interesting things.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
It's just better.
And I hope we can make it to the yeehaw in time.
jordan holmes
I'm excited.
dan friesen
For the live show.
I'm excited.
jordan holmes
If we suspiciously start slowing down around the last week before March.
dan friesen
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yes, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I would really appreciate it if you did not send any more emails to the button email.
I've got them coming out.
jordan holmes
Buttons are done.
dan friesen
People who needed replacements, people who moved, all that, I have gotten those emails.
Just please don't send any more emails.
I'm not going to see them.
jordan holmes
No more emails.
dan friesen
The shit's done.
Anyway, the juicy ice cubes.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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