Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what Alex was up to while the closing statements were being made in his trial in Connecticut. In this installment, Alex takes some calls, blows an AI expert's mind, and gets sentimental with the Chairman of the Board. Citations
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding us. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a Christian calling in the future. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody! | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot, Jordan, spoiler alert here for Extreme Rules. | ||
| I watched the WWE pay-per-view last night, and it was fine, I guess. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| And then at the end... | ||
| It got extreme? | ||
| Lights went out. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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He's got the whole world in his hands. | |
| The fireflies everywhere. | ||
| Bray Wyatt comes back. | ||
| Bray Wyatt coming back. | ||
| Very exciting. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Very exciting. | ||
| He's got his lantern. | ||
| He's doing the whole thing again. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I wouldn't say it didn't look exactly like he was back to Swamp Hillbilly, Hawaiian shirt, Bray. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I think that it would be a mistake to go back to that. | ||
| I think a Hawaiian shirt is always a mistake, personally. | ||
| I think that he has grown past that stage. | ||
| That character has come and gone and evolved into the Fiend guy. | ||
| Plus, Eric Rowan, one of his guys, isn't there anymore. | ||
| And Luke Harper, the other guy who was in his Wyatt family, has now passed away. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Yeah, and so it would be kind of tough to recapture some of what the Wyatt family was. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| I think it wouldn't be worth going back to that, but I also think going back to the Fiend thing might be a mistake at this point, too, so I'm glad that he had his mask off. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so, like, it's not... | ||
| I don't think it's going to be a horror supervillain-y thing, but I'm so excited to see him back. | ||
| I don't even watch wrestling that much and I'm very excited for him. | ||
| There's something about that Bray Wyatt fella. | ||
| It is really interesting because we've talked about him extensively despite the fact that I never watch wrestling. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And even I'm interested in the character. | ||
| What's interesting is that it seems like that's a character that is great. | ||
| For wrestling that they really don't know how to make work, you know? | ||
| They're like, this character's great, let's try putting him places, and then they go, oh no, that's not where he goes. | ||
| Well, they had the mold of it with, like, The Undertaker. | ||
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Sure. | |
| You know, you had this guy who's like... | ||
| Does he have supernatural powers? | ||
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Right. | |
| Kind of. | ||
| Has he come back from the dead repeatedly? | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| Let's do the thing where we go like, ah, did he? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Does he? | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| Don't ask questions. | ||
| They went a little bit far with some of the Bray Wyatt stuff. | ||
| He went inside some dude's mind. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But I actually think that that's okay. | ||
| Wait, in a moral sense? | ||
| Well, no, no, no, certainly not. | ||
| But in terms of superpowers, like Firefly Funhouse thing, I think it's fine, because if you really think about it, Bray Wyatt, he had a superpower when he was a swamp hillbilly cult leader, and that was largely manipulation. | ||
| He was really good at manipulating people, which is a human superpower that people can have. | ||
| Unfortunately, in the audio medium, you cannot see the pure bug eyes of delight that he got. | ||
| You can see the going into people's heads as kind of an extension of that. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| It's an escalation of his already dormant power. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And what you're seeing in the battle within their mind is kind of an artistic expression of what the person is going through while they're being manipulated. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Or whatever. | ||
| You could see that being okay. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But once you've got indestructibility and all this stuff, it hurts. | ||
| Your presence in a fighting league. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I think. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The crucial part of a fighting league is the possibility of loss. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I hope something interesting will happen. | ||
| I have some faith, and fingers crossed. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Anyway, what's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is, Dan... | ||
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Manipulation. | |
| No, it is that our couch? | ||
| Absolute garbage. | ||
| Garbage couch. | ||
| We've had it. | ||
| It's been torn up. | ||
| It's time to get rid of the couch. | ||
| Oh, that's the dogs, right? | ||
| They had a hand in that. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
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A little bit. | |
| My wife comes up with a brilliant idea. | ||
| It's our birthday weekend as well. | ||
| To replace everything with a giant beanbag chair. | ||
| And my friend, brilliant idea. | ||
| That's an interesting gamble. | ||
| Genius idea. | ||
| We got it? | ||
| It's eight feet long. | ||
| It weighs several hundred pounds. | ||
| It's like 140 pounds or something absurd. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's huge! | ||
| So it's a long beanbag. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It's the size of your couch. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's an entire beanbag couch. | ||
| It's a beanbag couch. | ||
| Yeah, that like multiple people can sleep on and the whole thing. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| I'm telling you, I fell asleep on it last night and I didn't mean to. | ||
| I looked over. | ||
| I was like, oh, this is fun. | ||
| And then I was gone. | ||
| It was 7 a.m. this morning. | ||
| It was that fast. | ||
| It's like a cloud. | ||
| It's the new waterbed. | ||
| Oh, yes. | ||
| She wins forever. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Because that thing is incredible. | ||
| It's her birthday weekend and she got you a gift. | ||
| Well, we split it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That sounds really cool. | ||
| I mean, like, I don't think I have any negative memories of your couch, but that sounds like still an upgrade. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, you gotta... | ||
| I'm going to evangelize for beanbags. | ||
| I'm not talking about any brand. | ||
| I don't want anybody to go buy a beanbag. | ||
| I mean, if you've got eight foot of something that you can fit beanbags in... | ||
| You get a couch, man. | ||
| You're evangelizing for the idea of it. | ||
| Like those commercials you'd see for milk. | ||
| We're not advertising a brand of milk. | ||
| Brought to you by ABBA, the American Beanbag Association. | ||
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Right. | |
| So, Jordan, today we got an episode to go over. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We're going to be talking about October 6th, 2022. | ||
| That is Thursday of last week. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| The day that closing arguments were happening and the jury began its deliberation, I guess. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Although, I guess most of that was Friday. | ||
| They will be back in session on Tuesday, and I would be surprised if we didn't have a verdict and a damages claim. | ||
| Verdict? | ||
| Verdict's the right word. | ||
| Yeah, verdict sounds good. | ||
| I said it, and it didn't feel right, so I was trying to find another word. | ||
| No, because it feels like we were in a criminal trial if you say verdict. | ||
| But yeah, I would assume that comes down on Tuesday. | ||
| Tuesday or Wednesday. | ||
| Because at the end of the day on Friday... | ||
| They were asking, the jury had a question for the judge, which was, is there a reason that Lafferty's name is first among the plaintiffs? | ||
| It's Lafferty at all versus... | ||
| And that, to me, the reason you would ask that is trying to figure out if some people should get more than... | ||
| It's spreading it out among the people, or if it's equal. | ||
| And to me, that kind of has the indication of, like, we're pretty close. | ||
| Yeah, if they're like, wait, so if Lafferty's the first name, does that mean that we should get Lafferty a bump? | ||
| You know, like, should Lafferty get a little bit of an extra jump? | ||
| That's how I read it. | ||
| Yeah, that seems about right. | ||
| I'm not sure of another way to interpret it there might be, but it feels like Tuesday's probably gonna be. | ||
| Yeah, I would be, I mean, I would say that our vibe was the broad strokes have been kind of banged out, and now we're getting down to the details. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we'll see about that. | ||
| But it's interesting to check in, see how Alex is doing on the day of the closing arguments. | ||
| See how it goes. | ||
| But before we get to that, let's take a little moment, Jordan, and say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| That's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Al in Bristol. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're an Al, policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Hello, Al! | ||
| Next, Kegs. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're an Al, policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Next, thank you so much to the Luxembourg hurling goalie, Luxembourg City, the grand douchey of Luxembourg, not Germany. | ||
| Alex, you fucking dope. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| I love that part of Austria. | ||
| This allows me to say something kind of fun. | ||
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What's that? | |
| And that is that, you know, sending out these buttons. | ||
| There's a couple that have gone to Luxembourg, and I wanted to write Luxembourg, France. | ||
| But I realize, like, this is not the place for a joke. | ||
| Not the time. | ||
| Maybe you could write it on the inside of the envelope. | ||
| The one setting you don't want to make a geography joke is envelopes. | ||
| Oh, I know. | ||
| But whoever got those in France would have been like, this was very funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Next, because of Dan and Knowledge Fight, I am into country music. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Hey, alright. | ||
| I'm fine with cartoons. | ||
| Next, Scrambled Megs and her sweet baby, Kittler. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, but that's a scary cat. | ||
| It's a cat with a Hitler mustache, apparently, and they assured me this is a cute thing. | ||
| Not pro-Kittler. | ||
| What? | ||
| No, the cat is not into Hitler. | ||
| And the cat is not Hitler. | ||
| I hope not. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm assured that this is a cute thing. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And finally, Susan A., thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| So, Jordan, before we get into this episode, here's a little out-of-context drop from today's show. | ||
| And it's stroke-out time, baby. | ||
| Woo! | ||
| Liberal! | ||
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Woo! | |
| It's stroke out time. | ||
| It's stroke out time, baby. | ||
| Liberal. | ||
| You know a word has turned into something without meaning. | ||
| Whatever, you're just saying it like that. | ||
| Liberal. | ||
| Okay, what does that mean? | ||
| What does liberal mean in that context? | ||
| Yeah, it's sort of like get or done. | ||
| It's just a catchphrase. | ||
| It's a meaningless phrase now. | ||
| So, we start off here, and Alex is really big into the nuclear war discussion. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so, that's kind of where his head's at at the beginning. | ||
| The U.S. government, it's come out, has been secretly buying potassium iodine pills for not just people in Europe, not just the troops in Europe, not just the CIA, but federal employees. | ||
| And it's also come out last week that federal employees are preparing emergency evacuation plans. | ||
| to deep underground bases. | ||
| Mainstream news! | ||
| I mean, wow! | ||
| Mainstream news everywhere that billionaires are already moving into their bunkers or have already moved into their bunkers in the Southern Hemisphere. | ||
| Again, I've had in-depth discussions with not one, not two, but three well-known billionaires about when do they think they should relocate to the Southern Hemisphere and is that a good idea? | ||
| And I said, absolutely. | ||
| They said, well, are you going to relocate? | ||
| And I said, I don't have all this money. | ||
| The media says I do. | ||
| No. | ||
| I have a trailer my parents paid for on their ranch that's been in our family since the 1820s. | ||
| And I love it. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| It's over a little lake and everything else. | ||
| We'll just go there and probably die during all this, but that's just how it works. | ||
| I also have six houses. | ||
| When did your parents buy a trailer in 1820? | ||
| No, it's from like a land grant or something like that. | ||
| Oh, the land, not the trailer. | ||
| I was like, where did this trailer from the 1820s come from? | ||
| No, it's not an antique trailer. | ||
| So the idea that billionaires are asking Alex if it's time to bug out is ridiculous on its face, but it's a fun way for Alex to weave in a little complaint about how the courts think he has more money than he does. | ||
| There's a kernel of truth to the story that Alex is telling about the U.S. government buying a bunch of pills that treat radiation poisoning, but he's just way off and he's telling the story wrong. | ||
| This is about a recent $290 million purchase of a drug called Endplate. | ||
| It's not potassium iodide, as Alex will go on to say and such, but Alex isn't really a details guy, so I'll let that slide. | ||
| This is not the first time that the government administration for strategic preparedness and response has purchased such medication, but it is the first time with Endplate, mostly because it was only approved for this purpose in 2021. | ||
| This is the end result of financing that the HHS began in 2019 on this drug, and it serves a purpose in the Strategic National Stockpile But it apparently isn't that great of a drug to respond to nuclear attacks, predominantly because it needs to be used fairly quickly after exposure to be effective. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So if, like, a city was nuked, this wouldn't really be that useful. | ||
| No, this is more like... | ||
| The distribution of it would be too difficult. | ||
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Right. | |
| This is more like if you were working in a situation where radiation would occur, then you could do that, and then upon the completion, you would then take the drug. | ||
| I would assume that that would be a very helpful use for it. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| This is not a strong indicator that we are more or less likely to be involved in a nuclear confrontation. | ||
| But right now, this is Alex's big narrative. | ||
| COVID has eased onto the back burner where apparently millions of people are being killed by the vaccine all the time. | ||
| And there's a new bombshell every day. | ||
| But this isn't really varsity storyline. | ||
| I mean, you know, the first few weeks of millions and billions of people dying every day, you're like, this is big news. | ||
| But then after you've seen, I suppose, Mathematically, 2.3 billion people die in the past two months. | ||
| You know, you're like, why is Alex continuing to talk about the story? | ||
| It's real boring. | ||
| For Alex's audience to believe that any of the stuff that he's saying is true, there would have to be bodies piled up in every city. | ||
| Everywhere we would have to be. | ||
| It would be Monty Python, bring out your dead level. | ||
| So it's tough to focus on that too much. | ||
| He can only lie about his trial so much before he turns into Lenny Bruce, and the prospect of nuclear war is exactly the kind of thing that will keep the audience just the right kind of scared. | ||
| Thus, we can expect that any headline that even halfway sounds like it could possibly point to Russia nuking the U.S. is going to be covered as proof that that's just around the corner. | ||
| It's a pretty sweet deal, too, because when Alex makes the stakes that severe, it's really easy for him to obscure his obvious support for Putin. | ||
| Yeah, there's that issue. | ||
| And he sells iodine. | ||
| It's just, as Alex would call it, a 360 win. | ||
| All over the place. | ||
| Just win, win, win. | ||
| I do appreciate that we're talking about a guy who's like an inveterate conman and salesman and liar and all this stuff and it's like... | ||
| When you're talking about nuclear war and billionaires, and yet you're still adding that, like, old-timey, I talked to not one, not two, that's right, three billionaires about evacuating from their home, you know, and you're like, okay, Jesus Christ, this is a nuclear war. | ||
| Who the fuck are you talking to also? | ||
| I get the flourish that you're pointing out, and I do think it's snake oil-y. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, who are they? | ||
| I think he wants us to think one is Elon Musk. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, yeah, that makes sense, because he's a piece of shit. | ||
| And the Rogan connection. | ||
| Rogan's not a billionaire. | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, you know, not yet, I guess. | ||
| Probably Michael Jordan. | ||
| Jordan is huge into evacuations these days. | ||
| Bezos. | ||
| No, Bezos doesn't talk to anybody. | ||
| I think Bezos is a robot now. | ||
| And Bezos isn't going to the Southern Hemisphere. | ||
| He's going to space. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| He's going to the safest place he knows. | ||
| So is Elon Musk. | ||
| All of them are going to space. | ||
| They're not going to South America. | ||
| They're going to love it up there. | ||
| Anyway, testosterone. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You need it. | ||
| Manliness. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's way down. | ||
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Oh. | |
| We have Tucker Carlson being attacked even by right-wing media for pointing out that men have record low testosterone. | ||
| In the year 2022, you look up the statistics, a 20-year-old man has the testosterone of a 60-year-old man in the 1950s. | ||
| A 40-year-old man has the testosterone of an 80-year-old man. | ||
| They are putting chemicals in the food and everywhere else to totally and absolutely destroy masculinity, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And that's just how it works. | ||
| Testosterone turns on your cells, turns everything on, and they're doing everything they can to try to block natural testosterone replacement systems that are out there in so many great herbs and so many great products. | ||
| By the way, we have Super Mel Vitality and Alpha Power, both back in stock. | ||
| Super Mel Vitality is cold-pressed herbs. | ||
| Smooth. | ||
| It's like there was a problem, right, that's nationally known. | ||
| And then, for some reason, he just has the solution. | ||
| It's wild. | ||
| It's so smooth. | ||
| It's so nice. | ||
| So, I mean, Tucker's being made fun of for other reasons. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Not for talking about testosterone levels being decreased. | ||
| It's more like... | ||
| The ridiculous man folk that he goes and is promoting. | ||
| So that's one thing. | ||
| And then Alex's numbers are way off. | ||
| Testosterone levels have decreased somewhat, according to some studies. | ||
| Although there's also some arguments that can be made that these studies are a little bit like... | ||
| Not as precise as you would want them to be. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But yeah, Alex's numbers are highly exaggerated. | ||
| Let me throw this out at you. | ||
| Here's my explanation for it. | ||
| It doesn't require any kind of chemicals in the water or anything. | ||
| If we're going to say that men in that time period had more testosterone than we do now, is it not also possible? | ||
| Seeing as how we know that an overabundance of testosterone leads to aggressive behavior, that all those wars we had for a good long while got all those testosterone-y men, like the most testosterone-y men, got those guys out of the picture. | ||
| Now as a fucking species, we have lost testosterone because of their dumb war fighting. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Some of that's possible. | ||
| Other things that people point to are increased levels of obesity. | ||
| Sure, that one makes more sense than mine, but I think mine's still pretty good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You have an interesting bottleneck kind of argument. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, that was as smooth of a sales pitch as I've ever seen. | ||
| Yeah, that was great. | ||
| That was just smooth. | ||
| Just nailed it. | ||
| So, we got a story about a young person who died. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And, of course, it's got to be COVID-related. | ||
| Look at this lady. | ||
| You see these every day. | ||
| Tributes paid to a player after her untimely passing, as family says beloved daughter, will be sadly missed. | ||
| Gene O 'Loughlin, who played at St. Ains. | ||
| Ladies Gaelic Football Club passed away from a massive heart attack, but they won't even talk about the fact that she was vaccinated, which they confirmed. | ||
| Beautiful, healthy, having a great time, deader than a doornail. | ||
| That's the evil will of the New World Order. | ||
| Wutherford, GAA, mourning the untimely passing of a young player. | ||
| She's dead now. | ||
| Look at this beautiful young lady having so much fun out there. | ||
| Looks like my oldest daughter Charlotte. | ||
| Looks a lot like Charlotte. | ||
| Dead. | ||
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Weesh. | |
| This is a little disrespectful. | ||
| So this is an article from The Sun that Alex is reading. | ||
| Nowhere in the story does it say what this woman's cause of death was, nor even how she died. | ||
| All it says is that it was, quote, due to illness. | ||
| This is a pretty broad category. | ||
| That's a big one. | ||
| The article quotes a Facebook post as saying that she had a brief illness, so it's probably not something that was chronic. | ||
| And on her memorial page, there's a link where you can donate to a meningitis research organization. | ||
| This doesn't mean that she contracted a severe case of meningitis, but that is a distinct possibility given these... | ||
| Data points. | ||
| You would think. | ||
| Anyway, there's no indication that this woman was vaccinated, nor that her passing had anything to do with a vaccination or a massive heart attack, as Alex is saying, but that doesn't matter for Alex. | ||
| For him, every dead young person is a perfect prop to use as proof of his conspiracies, and this has the effect of encouraging harassment of people who knew these tragically deceased youths. | ||
| The entire narrative is dumb, baseless, and has the potential to hurt people, so it's right up Alex's alley, mostly because it's easy, and it allows him to make shit up instead of doing any work. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Especially considering if you stop and think about what he's trying to argue. | ||
| So this is the Gaelic football club who's in the Sun. | ||
| I assume this is in Ireland or something like that. | ||
| So in Ireland, the vaccination rates are like 98%. | ||
| So that means that if you go through the statistics, There are more than one young person dying in a year. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So there's like, let's say there's a thousand young people who die in a year in Ireland. | ||
| 98% of them, you have to then say, well, it's COVID or it's the vaccine or anything because they're all vaccinated. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That is a sort of a hack. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A little bit of a cheat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But yeah, one of the things I think is really interesting that you can note there is that the article doesn't say anything about a heart attack. | ||
| That is not the case at all. | ||
| But she is a football soccer player, and this is the go-to for Alex and the right-wing media. | ||
| Their talking points are all about these soccer players having heart attacks. | ||
| And so Alex has just used that almost instinctually. | ||
| They're just a knee-jerk to say it was a heart attack. | ||
| I mean, he's making shit up about a tragically past young woman. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And making her a prop. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it's unfortunate how it's both so easy and so transparent why they're doing it. | ||
| Obviously, look, this young person, athlete, in above average shape, in the prime of her growth, all of those things. | ||
| And so if even that can happen, then it must be that evil, that kind of thing. | ||
| And the audience is primed to see those details, like young person, athlete, and think it's not right that they're dead. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| This is a tragedy. | ||
| You're giving them an excuse and an explanation for why this thing happened, but it's just your own made-up explanation to serve your own purposes. | ||
| And even that, it's like, you know this is so clearly chosen for the narrative reason. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So clearly. | ||
| So this next clip, Alex gets into some dumb shit, but... | ||
| I've titled this clip, The Blood of the Jab, because Alex says that, and I thought it was very poetic. | ||
| That's pretty fun. | ||
| Now here's the big enchilada. | ||
| This is up on Infowars.com, adding it added to the live show feed right under the broadcast feed. | ||
| The blood of the jab is a peer-reviewed study of 1,006 people who took the jab and what happened to their blood, randomly selected. | ||
| 94% of people showed abnormalities in their blood after the jab. | ||
| 100% of these showed alterations to their blood post-injection. | ||
| This is not normal. | ||
| The blood of the jab. | ||
| Yeah, you can't just say that and not have us be in, like, a video game where, like, oh, oh, you don't know him? | ||
| He has the blood of the jab. | ||
| Deep within him. | ||
| Opens a new questline in Skyrim. | ||
| Obviously the blood of the jab, yes! | ||
| So a couple quick points. | ||
| This isn't new. | ||
| I found a blog post about this narrative from September, and it's based on conspiracies that were going around last year. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's a blog post about this on SGT Report, and I decided to use that to see where the underlying information on this was coming from. | ||
| This blog claims, quote, three surgeons from Italy conducted a study which found that nearly everyone who gets, quote, vaccinated for the Wuhan coronavirus, parentheses COVID-19, with mRNA injections ends up developing tainted blood. | ||
| So far, we're a little off from Alex's initial statement. | ||
| They are claiming that this is peer-reviewed, but it's definitely the same thing Alex is talking about, because it includes the 1,006 people in the study, and the 94% number is there, too. | ||
| Right. | ||
| In the first paragraph about the Italian surgeon's alleged study, there's a hyperlink on the words, found that, which takes you to an article on a blog called 100% Fed Up, with the headline, quote, teacher arrested and jailed for refusing to use students' preferred pronouns. | ||
| I'm not sure if they just copy and pasted the wrong link, but this has nothing to do with the COVID vaccine story. | ||
| You know, you've got multiple tabs open. | ||
| You think you've got one on your clipboard and you accidentally have the other. | ||
| I kind of suspect that it's just to have a hyperlink. | ||
| It's just for looks. | ||
| They know nobody's going to click on it. | ||
| The blog post itself is a reposting of an article on DC Clothesline. | ||
| So I followed that link to an article titled, quote, study 94% of mRNA jab recipients found to have metal-like objects in their blood. | ||
| So we've laundered from metal-like, definitely not computer chip devices in their blood, to now it's just tainted blood. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| Wild that Alex didn't lead with that. | ||
| Metal-like object seems pretty attention-getting. | ||
| That's big enchilada-worthy. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| This DC Clothesline article is just a repost of an article from Natural News, the site run by Mike Adams, the health ranger, one of Alex's good buddies. | ||
| And now we've essentially come full circle. | ||
| We see the entire life cycle of this bullshit. | ||
| That is fucking... | ||
| That is... | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That's like sacred geometry-like movement in its fucking honeybee-esque bullshit shape. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's the circle of life from Mufasa. | ||
| Put it on natural news and then it'll travel all the way around back to natural news. | ||
| The DC Clothesline article actually has... | ||
| The same words hyperlinked in the first paragraph, and these also go to that transphobic article about a teacher not liking pronouns. | ||
| So they just copy and paste it. | ||
| That mistake happened early on, no one caught it, and it was just copy-pasted into all these websites with no quality assurance or even a second thought given. | ||
| Does anyone even read these? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It took a while, but I traced down the study in question, and it's a paper published in the International Journal of Vaccine Theory, Practice, and Research. | ||
| The journal claims that they only publish peer-reviewed stuff, but if you consult their page on what it means to them, that just means that their editors give submissions a once-over before they publish them. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| They're your peers. | ||
| Yeah, the words peer-reviewed don't mean the same thing to them as they do to us. | ||
| Listen, if they can serve on a jury, a jury of your peers, then they are your peers. | ||
| And they're reviewing. | ||
| And therefore, if they review it, they need his peer-reviewed. | ||
| Beyond that, it's just a lunatic anti-vax front. | ||
| Their editor-in-chief is a man named John Aller, a linguist who's been a big proponent of the discredited vaccines cause autism theories. | ||
| In fact, Andrew Wakefield himself wrote the foreword for Aller's book. | ||
| Their board also includes multiple members of the Children's Health Defense, which is just another anti-vax front. | ||
| This includes that group's general counsel, Mary S. Holland, and their chief scientific officer, Brian S. Hooker. | ||
| A guy named Daniel Browdy is also on the board. | ||
| His most recent published paper is titled, quote, The COVID-19 Concoction, A Recipe for Successful Psychological Operations. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| That's peer-reviewed, I'm sure. | ||
| He's also apparently a linguist. | ||
| A closer look reveals that pretty much all of the board members are anti-vax activists, and almost all of them have a history of pushing the fraudulent connection between vaccines and autism. | ||
| The journal has only existed since July 2020, and their second issue was dedicated wholly to COVID-19. | ||
| It includes an article by their editor-in-chief titled, quote, Buying and Selling with the Mark of the Beast. | ||
| This is not a journal to be taken seriously. | ||
| It's a front propped up by anti-vax activists looking to create a legitimate-looking facade to capitalize on COVID fears and rising anti-vax sentiment among the right wing. | ||
| Anyway, that's the source for Alex. | ||
| That's what he's laundering, but he's not even on time with this one. | ||
| At best, he's reporting a bombshell story about an alleged study in a bullshit anti-vax journal at least a month late. | ||
| So... | ||
| That's the big enchilada. | ||
| You know, here's my pitch, alright? | ||
| When I become God King in like... | ||
| A few weeks, right? | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Who are you, Kanye? | ||
| Yeah, it's on the clock. | ||
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Ooh, your old friend Kanye, not doing well. | |
| Oh boy, not doing well. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's really fucking up in his dotage. | ||
| It's happening again. | ||
| To be fair, what I was referencing is he said in a Tucker Carlson interview that he is going to be president. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Oh, good for him! | ||
| Good for him! | ||
| He said, if I become president... | ||
| I'm going to become president. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's what I was referencing. | ||
| That's confidence. | ||
| That's the type of psychopathic confidence you need to become president in a certain way. | ||
| So, country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Countrywide rule, national rule. | ||
| When you name things, it has to sound kind of like what it is. | ||
| So we've got the APA, the American Psychological Association. | ||
| You know what that is. | ||
| You get it. | ||
| You understand that. | ||
| It's an association of psychologists in America. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But if you're like the American Vaccine Association and you're one of these dudes, you can't name your shit that. | ||
| You don't get to name it that. | ||
| In my head, that just makes so much sense. | ||
| It seems like it's fraud. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Or like an abortion crisis center, the anti-abortion pregnancy centers where they're like, oh, we'll teach you what to do and pray. | ||
| And it's like, no, you shouldn't be able to name yourself anything that sounds healthy. | ||
| You should be like junk food abortion hate. | ||
| That's your name. | ||
| You'd be against the Greenland-Iceland thing. | ||
| Yes, totally. | ||
| You don't want some... | ||
| No. | ||
| Truth in advertising. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Paradise Grotto, Illinois. | ||
| If you're in Alabama and if you're trying to name yourself, hey, let's incorporate a town called Paris. | ||
| Black helicopters drop down from the skies. | ||
| That's what we're talking about. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Well, look forward to that under Jordan's rule. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex plays a clip of John McAfee from The Grave talking about power and how it corrupts and what have you. | ||
| Well, he would know. | ||
| Love doesn't need power. | ||
| The negative parts inside you, they're the ones that need power to be expressed. | ||
| Love just flows. | ||
| I'm taking that advice from McAfee. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And so Alex gets up in his head about how like... | ||
| The audience has given him power, and he loves them and respects them. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I'm very respectful of the incredible power that you have given me, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart, because I love the children. | ||
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| I love justice, and I love crushing bullies and scum. | ||
| That's why they've cast me as a bully. | ||
| That's why they've lied about who I am. | ||
| Because they know truth is contagious. | ||
| And they know victory when they see it. | ||
| And it's not just me that's the victory. | ||
| It's this crew. | ||
| It's you, the viewers and listeners and activists. | ||
| It's our affiliates. | ||
| It's everyone. | ||
| It's all of us together on this epic journey that is the human experience. | ||
| All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's look at the main threat. | ||
| The great threat of World War III and the proxy war now spinning out of control. | ||
| Here are some of the headlines. | ||
| Poland suggests, this is London Guardian, U.S. hosting nuclear weapons amid growing fears of Putin threats. | ||
| They suggest? | ||
| Does a bear live in the woods? | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| Of course that's going on. | ||
| And I know all this from my contacts, but I also just know U.S. weapons doctrine. | ||
| Not one, not two, but three contacts. | ||
| There have been nuclear weapons in Poland since the fall of the Soviet Union, but now they're ready, they're poised, they're aimed. | ||
| The triggers are live. | ||
| What an insane escalation. | ||
| Alex is making all this up. | ||
| What an insane series of words! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's also pretending that this headline, it means that Poland is suggesting that they have nuclear weapons there, whereas the actual story is that they requested nuclear weapons be moved there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex conveniently didn't read the sub-headline of this story from The Guardian. | ||
| Quote, Yeah. | ||
| Also, this article is about Poland's president making this request of the United States, but includes this sentence, quote, the White House has said it had not received such a request. | ||
| Seems maybe, like the article says, symbolic. | ||
| Yeah, so the Poland guy's like, hey... | ||
| You know, it'd be nice, because this guy's a fucking crazy dude over here. | ||
| I mean, maybe if we had some nukes, we'd be fine. | ||
| And everybody's like, we're not actually going to put him there, but we get what you're trying to say, man. | ||
| That guy's going to shoot you. | ||
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We got it. | |
| We gotcha. | ||
| But like Alex's sort of, you know, where his bread is buttered right now with the nuclear war fears, it becomes like everything is not only a misrepresentation of the headline, he adds like a hat on top of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, the situation that... | ||
| Poland in Moore is like a gas station robbery where it's just the United States and Poland and the guy's like, with his eyes, just kind of pointing back to the, he's got a gun, he's got a gun, he's got a gun! | ||
| You know, like that kind of thing. | ||
| That's where we're at. | ||
| That seems about right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, look, there's going to be a nuke, probably. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Maybe there'll be a false flag. | ||
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Could be. | |
| Maybe it'll be dirty. | ||
| Could be anything. | ||
| U.S. spying $290 million worth of anti-radiation drugs for use in nuclear emergency. | ||
| And they're running nuclear emergency ads in New York and Denver. | ||
| And high-level federal employees, it's in the news. | ||
| I gotta stop here. | ||
| What is a nuclear emergency ad? | ||
| It's an ad for nuclear emergencies. | ||
| I don't know what he's talking about. | ||
| Bug-out directions and bug-out backpacks and where to escape to in the event of war. | ||
| The Biden regime is buying $290 million in anti-radiation drugs for use in nuclear emergencies when escalating tensions with Russia and heightening threats of a nuclear war. | ||
| Think the globalists might release a dirty bomb or maybe a low-yield nuclear weapon? | ||
| Claim Russia did it? | ||
| We're in the age of war, the age of false flag. | ||
| Yeah, so now let's just imagine a scenario that I think is unlikely, but let's imagine a nuclear, a small nuke goes off in a U.S. city. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Or something like that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex has laid the groundwork. | ||
| It's a false flag, man. | ||
| I mean, I'm going to go out and I'm going to say Alex is, like, this is a situation where I feel like it's fine if Alex kind of is like, ah, nukes, they're so scary, because... | ||
| Honestly, if a nuke does go off in a city, no one's gonna give a shit what Alex has to say anymore. | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
| I think people will listen, but we're all gonna be real busy with everything else that's going on. | ||
| You're not wrong. | ||
| I think I still have a problem with it, if only because of... | ||
| I think I also... | ||
| Okay, I'm of two minds. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| One side of it is... | ||
| Nuclear war, very serious. | ||
| And not to be taken lightly, and people exaggerating the threat of it for the sake of us not ending up there. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Well, no, I actually think... | ||
| Oh, no, I read that wrong in my head. | ||
| Now I get what you're saying. | ||
| You know, if that is what it takes to take things seriously, so like, hey, let's never get to that point. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I can kind of get into that. | ||
| Well, if people had acted like that about climate change in the 70s, you know, eh. | ||
| With Alex, the problem that I have is that he's not doing anything to avert nuclear war or make it less likely. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He is manipulating the audience's emotions in order to sell them bigotry and iodine. | ||
| Yes, there is that. | ||
| So I find that to be distasteful. | ||
| Yes, I agree. | ||
| I think taking it seriously and like... | ||
| You know, being, like, pretty gung-ho against it? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Great. | ||
| But this is bad still. | ||
| I'm of the opinion that nuclear war is my preferred Armageddon, just because if everybody goes at the same time, then there's no, like, bad feelings. | ||
| What about the blip? | ||
| Well, the blip would be great. | ||
| But he would have to take everybody. | ||
| See, again, if everybody goes at the same time, there's no hard feelings, you know? | ||
| And nobody's gonna miss you. | ||
| Because everybody's dead. | ||
| You won't miss anybody. | ||
| But the blip took like half people, right? | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| Is that the problem? | ||
| Yeah, because then you've got to work and you've got to put everything, you build your life back up. | ||
| Not if you're one of the people who got blipped. | ||
| And then five years later they came back and now they've got to put their lives together. | ||
| It's just a whole mess. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Just bang it out in a moment. | ||
| That's what I'm about. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| I think it's great. | ||
| There's a mystery. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If you have the blip. | ||
| If you don't get blipped, then you have to be like, what the fuck was the blip? | ||
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Right. | |
| Then you have a whole new life of trying to figure out the blip. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then if you did get blipped, I mean, what? | ||
| You're just in a void, right? | ||
| Or something? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You just don't exist. | ||
| You non-exist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So you can have that, then. | ||
| I'll take non-existence all day. | ||
| You get blipped. | ||
| I'll try and solve it. | ||
| Are you trying to live without me? | ||
| Well, for five years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The last five years, I need five years off. | ||
| You can take it five years off, yeah. | ||
| No, no, no, that's fair. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| And the workload trying to bring me back would be the same for both of us. | ||
| Yeah, it's a natural extension. | ||
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Yes, yes. | |
| So, like I said, Alex is very much, you know, he supports Putin. | ||
| He's very obvious about this. | ||
| Yes, which is bananas, but fine. | ||
| He does try and obscure it in some ways, but this is pretty sad. | ||
| Russia's elites voice growing anger as losses mount in Ukraine. | ||
| French news agency demanding Putin do more. | ||
| Putin's the moderate. | ||
| If Putin gets assassinated like the West has been pushing for and Lindsey Graham's been calling for, you're not going to get somebody like him. | ||
| You're going to get somebody far more aggressive. | ||
| The Russians' entire ethos is about being invaded by the Mongols and the Huns and the Muslims and Napoleon and Hitler. | ||
| Russia didn't start invading places until the communists took it over. | ||
| And it was a great engine of evil. | ||
| Just like America is now an engine, a war mock, for globalist evil. | ||
| We are a captured instrument of evil. | ||
| Are the American people bad? | ||
| No, naive, spoiled, dumbed down, lost, but not evil. | ||
| And the Russians are not evil people either. | ||
| This is such bullshit. | ||
| It's so hard to even take this seriously. | ||
| The first glaring problem is that from the early 1700s through the early 1900s, Russia was an empire. | ||
| Empires, in case Alex doesn't understand this, are generally based on expansion. | ||
| And Russia was definitely into that. | ||
| Imperialism. | ||
| Peter the Great, the guy who St. Petersburg is named after, famously invaded Sweden. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Russia had a long, rich history of expansionism and invasion long and well before Lenin ever came around. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, the Cossacks were one of the most feared... | ||
| Engines of colonialism in history. | ||
| Another important point is that Putin is not a moderate. | ||
| He's facing criticism from the Russian elites, but they're not saying that the nukes should start flying. | ||
| It's more of like a the general's mishandled operations kind of critique and criticism. | ||
| It's pretty wild for people to be doing that since Putin's government passed a law back in March where they could imprison people for up to 15 years for criticizing the military. | ||
| The only person in that article that Alex is citing who is calling for nuclear weapons to be used is Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, who's a hardline Putin loyalist. | ||
| He's such a Putin loyalist that he's trying to scapegoat some other people in the Kremlin to defend Putin from criticisms about how things are going in Ukraine. | ||
| Another small point, the headline of the article that Alex is using is, quote, Russian elite voice growing anger as losses mount in Ukraine. | ||
| Alex adds... | ||
| imagination. | ||
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| I don't know who would end up in power if Putin were removed, mostly because almost all relevant political opposition in the country has been crushed or imprisoned, and Putin has essentially been in power for 22 years. | ||
| No matter who it would be, it does not matter. | ||
| It does not mean that, like, Putin is not a moderate. | ||
| Whoever would come to power, leave that aside. | ||
| Ridiculous to say Putin's a moderate. | ||
| That's just another rationalization for Alex to use to justify his very obvious support for Putin, despite a bunch of stuff happening in the world that makes that support look really bad. | ||
| Yeah, this has got that historical bent of like, it's really smart if you're a despotic tyrant to surround yourself with people who have... | ||
| Billions of dollars all dependent on you. | ||
| Existing. | ||
| Because the only way to stop this, honestly, is for one of those people to assassinate Putin. | ||
| And that shit ain't happening. | ||
| So here we are. | ||
| I thought you were going to say the good way to be a despot is to surround yourself with people even worse than you. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| That's how you get murdered. | ||
| As a despot. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| Because if someone worse than you is going to ascend, that's sort of like body armor. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Well, for other people, but for them, they're inside. | ||
| They're your body armor. | ||
| You don't want body armor with knives that stab you. | ||
| That's a bad idea. | ||
| Yeah, stabby body armor. | ||
| Stabby body armor is a bad idea. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| So the Russian elites are saying, hey, Putin, you gotta nuke people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or something. | ||
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| The U.S. elites, on the other hand... | ||
| Alex has some complaints about that. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| They're the problem. | ||
| They're dorks. | ||
| I've studied the U.S. ruling elite. | ||
| They've gotten rid of most of the actual warriors and smart people who weren't perfect and wanted power and all the rest of it, but they thought they were projecting American power. | ||
| They had a bunch of Harvard lawyers to a man and a woman who've never physically killed somebody. | ||
| Who've never physically seen a war. | ||
| Who've never physically had their head knocked on the ground. | ||
| And so they have this perception of invincibility as these candy-ass lawyers that they can just bravada and bully people around because they control American power, and that's not the case. | ||
| Real people that have launched operations and killed lots of people are very concerned. | ||
| Because they understand they got a tiger by the tail. | ||
| Henry Kissinger's 99 years old, still articulate. | ||
| And he says, stop now, nuclear war is imminent. | ||
| The globalists don't even listen to their omnibudsman now. | ||
| Because you got a bunch of lawyers that don't know what they're doing starting a nuclear war. | ||
| These people should all... | ||
| I have just written an entire comic book about an editor and a paper suddenly gaining powers to be able to edit all newspapers simultaneously. | ||
| That's what I'm about. | ||
| Hey, call Alan Moore. | ||
| He needs inspiration to come back. | ||
| The Omni Budsman. | ||
| So this clip really makes no sense. | ||
| If you believe any of Alex's narratives at all, all of this stuff that he's talking about shouldn't matter in the least. | ||
| If you kill someone physically or not, it doesn't make a difference, because either way, you're acting the way you are because you're possessed by a literal demon. | ||
| Or at least you're knowingly working for Satan. | ||
| The kind of insubordination that Alex is describing is just not possible in the context of how he describes the globalists. | ||
| For the US elites, there's no question about following Kissinger's advice, because you and Kissinger both work for the devil, and Kissinger is about as high level as it gets for humans on the demon scale. | ||
| He earned it. | ||
| He doesn't just give his opinion about the best way to solve a problem. | ||
| He's basically like the emissary of Satan for Alex's... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| The globalists, if they act the way Alex is saying, are a farce. | ||
| There is no discipline in the ranks, which seems super unlikely if the people knew that it was the literal devil who they were disobeying, seeing as there's probably consequences for that kind of thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the fucking devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The devil's operations in Alex's mind have more of a fictional hell kind of like, oh, the devil's really not paying attention that much. | ||
| The dukes are all just telling people to do stuff. | ||
| And without the ultimate authority of the devil, you can kind of say, hey, duke, fuck you. | ||
| And the devil's not going to mind because he's the devil. | ||
| Is he going to be like, don't speak to your superior officer like that? | ||
| He's the fucking devil. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You have, like, dorks who haven't physically killed people who are working across purposes of the warrior types like Kissinger or something. | ||
| Totally, yeah. | ||
| Like, this disorganization feels like how InfoWars runs. | ||
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| It doesn't feel like what the devil would do. | ||
| You ever notice how the devil is exactly as smart as Alex? | ||
| Did you ever notice that? | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| Unable to run a tight ship. | ||
| The devil's drunk quite a bit, maybe? | ||
| The devil's like, honestly, I think we're going bankrupt right now. | ||
| I don't know where my money is anymore. | ||
| The devil's dad is suspiciously involved in his businesses? | ||
| Well, in a way, the devil's dad also bought him a place to live, too. | ||
| So, you know, there's something to be said for that. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this next clip really got my ears up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In the last year, I received top-secret information. | ||
| And I've not released it yet. | ||
| But at the start of the next hour, six after, I will release this information. | ||
| And I put myself and commit myself to God's hands. | ||
| I hope you take this information to heart. | ||
| I hope you save this information. | ||
| Because any day can be our last broadcast. | ||
| Every day above ground is a good day. | ||
| Okay, so we got secret intel. | ||
| Top secret stuff. | ||
| I just wish one time in my life, like, I had been watching CNN at, like, 12 years old, and Wolf Blitzer had been like, we've got some scary news out of the White House, I'm afraid to tell you. | ||
| I'm gonna commit myself to God right now. | ||
| I'd like to commend my spirit. | ||
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Before I tell you this news. | |
| We have breaking news. | ||
| God help me. | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| Also, Wolf Blitzer being like, you know, the problem is that the elites have replaced all the murderers with dorks. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Yeah, there's that. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| Before we get to this top secret news, I think, Alex has a little bit of an announcement. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Quite frankly, I'm thinking about... | ||
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I'm not thinking about it. | |
| We've had it set up and ready. | ||
| I've had it ready for a year. | ||
| My wife's going to be pissed. | ||
| Probably already is. | ||
| Three nights a week, I'm going to do at least a two-hour live show, commercial-free. | ||
| I mean, I may have to plug a few times, but not commercials being played at set times. | ||
| And we're just going to take calls. | ||
| And then occasionally have a special guest. | ||
| So it's all set up. | ||
| It's all ready. | ||
| This is probably never gonna happen, much like the show that's just callers, that Alex is just about to launch for like a decade. | ||
| Right around the corner, it's just about to happen. | ||
| I would advise Alex strongly not to follow through with this idea. | ||
| For one thing, he doesn't have enough content to justify the amount of time he's on air as is, and there's no reason to add like six hours a week to that pile. | ||
| Second, he claims that he's just gonna take calls, but that's bullshit. | ||
| Alex can't stay on task to save his life, so this is going to end up being more rants and begging people for money. | ||
| At the beginning of this show, he said the first and second hours open phones. | ||
| He gets to calls an hour and 20 minutes into the show. | ||
| Ooh, so close. | ||
| So close. | ||
| And, you know, there's a third point to this, and this seems desperate. | ||
| Yeah, there's no reason to do this show other than to try to make more money. | ||
| There's no great demand for it. | ||
| There's no way Alex needs more time to cover the news. | ||
| What this boils down to is that no one else at InfoWars can sell for shit. | ||
| Owen and Harrison's shows clearly aren't bringing in the sales, so Alex feels like he needs to be on air essentially all the time to keep the infomercial going. | ||
| If that weren't a major factor in this idea, he could easily have someone else host a show that's mostly callers. | ||
| Oh, wait. | ||
| That was the premise of Harrison Smith's show before he started getting a bunch of callers that were like, hey, why won't Alex just say it's the Jews? | ||
| How about be a Nazi boy? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Another issue is that Alex is a drunk, and these shows, if he does them, are going to be a mess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guess on that front, I kind of hope he does follow through with them. | ||
| Yeah, it's been a while. | ||
| Because it would be unpredictable content, and maybe we'll get some more hatchet throwing, but as a whole, this seems like a really bad idea. | ||
| Yeah, I would be interested if instead of his current idea, he set it up so that all of his hosts would get together, and Daria would be the social media manager, and they would create the evil Chris Gethard show. | ||
| Like, could you imagine an evil Chris Gethard show? | ||
| What would that be like? | ||
| There would be a literal human fish. | ||
| I know that much. | ||
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It would be the fish human. | |
| Alex would be Chris and Murph. | ||
| Yes, he would have to be. | ||
| He'd be drunk. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| Ted Nugent would be the LLC. | ||
| I think Owen could be a good Vacation Jason. | ||
| I think Owen's got Vacation Jason written on him. | ||
| If we're filling those roles, that's definitely... | ||
| God, now I just want him to be him and talk more about vacations on a show. | ||
| Well, then I would need to be, like, you and I could be the Paul Scheer and Jason Mansour. | ||
| Oh, totally, yes. | ||
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And steal the show. | |
| Yes. | ||
| All right, this is too far. | ||
| All right, we're having a good time. | ||
| Let's move along. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So we got top secret intel. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Good? | ||
| Bad? | ||
| I don't think he says it. | ||
| That sounds about right. | ||
| I was listening and I'm like, top secret intel, come on. | ||
| Give it to me. | ||
| Anytime now. | ||
| I think this is it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Because it's not top secret. | ||
| It's not intel. | ||
| And so the big breaking news is this. | ||
| I didn't just watch that three and a half years ago in the House Armed Services Committee and Senate committees. | ||
| There were a bunch of them. | ||
| I have now talked in just the last year many times. | ||
| To the aid camps and also the head people at major tech companies who explained, Alex, when you go on Siri or you go on any of these things and it sounds dumb and AI sounds dumb, that's on purpose. | ||
| They don't want you to know that AI 3.0 is already in control. | ||
| But let me give you a big secret. | ||
| And I was meeting a year ago, over a year ago, with the chief scientist. | ||
| Of the number one tech university in America. | ||
| Now, they can debate who that is, but I'm not going to say the name. | ||
| What? | ||
| I'm not going to say the name of the scientist. | ||
| And I looked at him. | ||
| We had this big discussion about the post-human and the AI and all of it, and what their main goal was. | ||
| I said, let me guess your main goal. | ||
| We're eating steak dinner. | ||
| Joe Rogan's sitting right next to me. | ||
| I'm meeting with this top AI guy that works for Elon Musk. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| And I'm sitting there. | ||
| And I said, I know the secret of AI. | ||
| I know the secret of your failure. | ||
| And he goes, what is it? | ||
| And I said, AI is only as powerful. | ||
| AI is only as powerful as we give it. | ||
| If we don't interface with it and take its directions, it fails. | ||
| And he looked at me and he said, You're absolutely right. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I mean, I feel like he looked at you and said, what do you mean it fails? | ||
| What's failure in this situation? | ||
| Does it just exist by itself? | ||
| Does it become friends with itself? | ||
| We're teaching it how to play chess by playing chess against itself. | ||
| It's probably fine. | ||
| Yeah, there's a form of AI that Alex is thinking of that I think is not quite what Maybe this fake MIT professor that he's talking to would be working on. | ||
| But yeah, he blew his mind. | ||
| I guess that this is the secret intel? | ||
| That he went to dinner? | ||
| Siri sounds dumb because they're trying to cover up that AI 3.0 is launched and it's very smart. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That makes perfect sense to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Caught me. | ||
| And Alex went and blew a guy's mind at dinner. | ||
| Yeah, that doesn't sound right. | ||
| Hey, I know the secret of AI. | ||
| I know the secret of your failures. | ||
| I will tell you this. | ||
| If a MIT graduate who is Elon Musk's top AI guy... | ||
| Was having dinner with Alex and Joe Rogan. | ||
| I do believe Alex blew his mind many times that night. | ||
| However, I do not believe it was for any good reason. | ||
| No. | ||
| I also want to know who the aide-de-camps are of these people. | ||
| There's Benjamin Franklin. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So here's the AI that Alex is thinking of. | ||
| Let me give you an analogy. | ||
| I said, what is the most powerful AI on planet Earth right now? | ||
| God. | ||
| By sheer metric ton, by sheer human movement, by sheer activity on the face of the planet. | ||
| Ants. | ||
| He said, tell me. | ||
| And I said, it's stoplights. | ||
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Boo! | |
| It's primitive technology. | ||
| It's programmed in most areas for the flow. | ||
| In some areas it's not. | ||
| They're not synchronized. | ||
| But I said, it's primitive technology, but humans submit to it, and humans go along with the stoplights, the red lights, the yellow lights, the green lights. | ||
| The turn signals, the yield signs, because they know it makes their life better. | ||
| So it's humans interfacing with that primitive technology that is the most dominant AI program on Earth. | ||
| Sounds right. | ||
| And the top AI guy, arguably on the planet, pushed back his chair and he went, oh my god, I never saw it like that. | ||
| He goes, wait, Steve Wozniak basically saw the same thing. | ||
| And Joe Rogan goes, that's why he's Alex Jones. | ||
| And I'm not telling inside baseball stories. | ||
| That's just what happened. | ||
| It's a good story. | ||
| It's a good story. | ||
| A lot of stoplights are timer-based. | ||
| And some have pressure. | ||
| I'm going to go out even further on a limb. | ||
| He's wrong. | ||
| He's wrong. | ||
| Because what's even more powerful is the button that turns the crosswalk sign. | ||
| But let me tell you something, Dan. | ||
| A lot of the times, That button doesn't do anything. | ||
| So that's not even AI. | ||
| Psychological operations. | ||
| That's so AI, it doesn't exist. | ||
| So, there's some problems with this line of thinking, too. | ||
| Because here's the deal. | ||
| Stoplights don't fully need our input. | ||
| Like with the drivers and stuff. | ||
| Right. | ||
| In order to operate or whatever. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Many of them are just on timers. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And, you know, you get five minutes and then... | ||
| I'm going to throw this out there. | ||
| To Alex, my argument might be that when you are not interfacing with the stoplights, they're still doing what they're doing. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| And you are doing different things. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| And then secondarily, interfacing with stoplights... | ||
| Save so many lives. | ||
| So many. | ||
| Society would not be able to operate in the way that we do with cities and the layouts of people needing to get to work and all this stuff. | ||
| It would not function the way we have it set up if we did not. | ||
| So the argument here actually would be submit to the AI. | ||
| Work with the AI, because otherwise this shit doesn't work. | ||
| Well, I mean, but that's kind of the Asimov point of view on AI, is that if we do develop an AI... | ||
| Chances are it's going to be infinitely better at running our society than we are. | ||
| In the same way that, you know, an AI program has like a 3800 ELO rating in chess. | ||
| Which is like, and the human one is like 2800. | ||
| Asimov is great. | ||
| I'm talking about Alex Jonesyov. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that he is trying to make an argument that we don't need to interface with... | ||
| That's his argument. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| Obviously, he doesn't want AI fiddling around and all this shit, but the example that he uses of his alleged most prevalent AI is something that we do need to interface with. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, but at the same time, like, what is he talking about that it's intelligent? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| If I set my coffee maker's timer to make coffee for me the next morning... | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that there... | ||
| I don't fully understand exactly how all civic planning works and stuff, but I think that there are some traffic light things that adjust based on traffic. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| I think some cities do have that. | ||
| And you could make an argument that that's somewhat rudimentary AI. | ||
| But I think that when you're talking about the... | ||
| Machines that play chess against themselves and shit. | ||
| It's a little different from what Alex was talking about. | ||
| It's a little different. | ||
| It's a little different. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would guess, if this MIT person does exist, they were being very polite. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Beyond polite. | ||
| Well, I mean, because, again, now I would argue that Alex, my definition of artificial intelligence begins when artificial intelligence learns on its own. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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Sure. | |
| Then it learns something without our help. | ||
| Now, I'm going to throw this out at you. | ||
| The traffic lights cannot do that. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| The traffic lights cannot suddenly be like, you know what? | ||
| I haven't tried orange before. | ||
| Let's give it a go. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| I was at the intersection of Western and Addison. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| And I was yelling at this stuff like, I taught it French! | ||
| Did it! | ||
| I guess that isn't it learning on its own. | ||
| No, not quite. | ||
| You know, what are you going to do? | ||
| So, we got some big updates about the trial. | ||
| As we said, this is the day of the closing arguments being made. | ||
| And Alex is... | ||
| He gets a big piece of news. | ||
| We know the left blusters. | ||
| We know they put out hoaxes. | ||
| We know they claim we're all Russian agents. | ||
| We know they say men can have babies. | ||
| So I put out some fake news about 15 minutes ago by accident because my lawyer, great lawyer, Norm Pattis up in Connecticut, this rigged trial, being sanctioned, attacked by the judge, not allowed to defend ourselves. | ||
| He sent me a text and he said they're asking for $300 million. | ||
| So I said on air, oh, they want $300 million. | ||
| Texas asked for $150 million. | ||
| They got $50 million, but the Texas caps are at $5 million. | ||
| Don't even have $5 million, so great. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| With bankruptcy, they can't shut us down. | ||
| They're so pissed. | ||
| I just called him. | ||
| I just got off the phone with him like 45 seconds ago, right before we went live. | ||
| As I sat down in this chair, I hung up on Norm Pattis. | ||
| And I said, they're asking for $300 million. | ||
| He goes, no. | ||
| A lot of them have two parents. | ||
| That's per person. | ||
| He says it's $7.8 billion. | ||
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Ha, ha, ha! | |
| I love it! | ||
| Me too. | ||
| They just asked for seven. | ||
| $3.8 billion for me questioning a mass shooting. | ||
| And weeks of them crying and no evidence saying they got harassed. | ||
| I never said anybody to harass these people. | ||
| I question them like Jesse Smaller, WMDs in Iraq. | ||
| What a joke. | ||
| Yeah, that's all bullshit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But that's fun. | ||
| He really enjoys this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This piece of... | ||
| I mean, I would be in a good mood if I got to hang up on Norm, too, though. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| You know, there is something... | ||
| Probably invigorating about that. | ||
| Yeah, but I bet he didn't get to slam the phone. | ||
| I hope it was on a landline so he really got to boom! | ||
| Yeah, that would have been nice. | ||
| But yeah, so this puts him in a certain mood. | ||
| And this will play out. | ||
| And we'll see about that. | ||
| But first, Alex has to take some calls. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And he gets a call from a lady who used to be a dumb liberal. | ||
| Oh, I hate it when those dumb liberals do a thing. | ||
| In that time that she was a dumb liberal, she got vaccinated. | ||
| Fool! | ||
| I know, she's very worried about it. | ||
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But I wanted to ask you what you thought, because when I was in this, first of all, thank you for waking me up, because I feel like I was definitely in a leftist trend. | |
| And I took the vaccine, and so now I'm nervous of my decision from having taken the vaccine. | ||
| And I just wanted to see what you feel like. | ||
| Is it really... | ||
| Like, do you think I'm going to drop dead soon or something? | ||
| Well, we know statistically it's killed millions and caused problems. | ||
| You say no! | ||
| The answer's no! | ||
| If it was kept below 90 degrees or 87 degrees. | ||
| And so, thank God they didn't store it right. | ||
| And so, two-thirds of folks aren't having bad effects. | ||
| And for people that didn't have a bad effect... | ||
| Pfizer, Moderna, you name it. | ||
| It's got to be kept at 87 degrees or below. | ||
| And it didn't happen. | ||
| So you probably got a dose that was dead. | ||
| It's like a live nanotech injection. | ||
| Good save. | ||
| Good save. | ||
| Oh, now we have a built-in excuse for why all of the people that listen to Alex who don't have terrible side effects or die from the vaccine. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| I'll throw this scenario out at you, okay? | ||
| So, I'm out having dinner with Alex and Joe Rogan, and Alex says that to me. | ||
| It does not blow my mind. | ||
| I had an instant, like, the moment he said that, I had a vision of me throwing bread in his face. | ||
| Like, that was my instant reaction. | ||
| It's just like, if I was holding bread, I would throw it in his face. | ||
| They're just like, no. | ||
| Refuse. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Done. | ||
| So, the rest of the show is weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he wasn't really excited about hearing that they were asking for $7 billion, was he? | ||
| Well, he was in a fashion. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now, I'll say this. | ||
| The third hour is him interviewing a guy from the Epoch Times about some election dumb shit. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So I don't care. | ||
| We're not going to listen to that. | ||
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No. | |
| So we're coming towards the end of the second hour. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Alex is fucked up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Maybe not literally fucked up. | ||
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Sure. | |
| On drugs or anything. | ||
| I don't even know how to hear. | ||
| Yeah, bro! | ||
|
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The final curtain. | |
| The final curtain. | ||
| Oh, blue eyes. | ||
|
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My friend, I'll say it clear. | |
| I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. | ||
| We're going to get to calls? | ||
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I've lived a life that's full. | |
| I traveled each and every highway and more much more than this I did my way Now, I can't stress this enough. | ||
| Alex plays the whole song. | ||
| He played the whole... | ||
| We'll hear even more of it. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Good. | ||
| This was tough. | ||
| Just listening to this song, it seems like there's nothing else going on. | ||
| Watching this was an entirely different experience. | ||
| I don't watch every episode of the show. | ||
| Most of the time, I end up listening, and then if I need to consult something, I'll go check the video. | ||
| But DJ Danarchy sent me this video and was like, you gotta see this. | ||
| He sent it to me, too, and I could not click on it, and I've been kind of interested, and now I know. | ||
| I think it's one of the rare things. | ||
| I can do my best to explain it, and maybe I'll do it justice. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
| Maybe people should see it. | ||
|
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Okay! | |
| It's that weird. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| So he comes in from break with My Way. | ||
| Yes, already a strange thing for a human being to say. | ||
| And he starts mugging to the camera. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He starts doing these weird looks, these smug smiles to the camera. | ||
| So he's trying to do this ironic, like, ha ha, it's not actually the end. | ||
| And there's periods where he's doing, like, thumbs-ups. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And he also does, like, sort of arm-waving. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, gesticulating and putting his arms out. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, like, he doesn't have enough moves, so he kind of gets stuck with his arms outstretched, like, wingspan-wise. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Yeah, and he's kind of, like, just there until he can bring his arms back. | ||
| It's very weird. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's really strange, but there's another element to it, too, and that is that edited into it, someone who's working the board has a video of... | ||
| Highlights from Alex's career. | ||
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What? | |
| And so it's four sections on the screen. | ||
| What? | ||
| Split. | ||
| So there's four videos playing at the same time. | ||
| Yeah, there's four picture-in-picture. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The song is playing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We're getting silent video of his greatest hits in four Hollywood Squares-esque. | ||
| Like a shot from Scanner Darkly from Waking Life. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Him yelling at Marco Rubio. | ||
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Right. | |
| Him on Piers Morgan. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Stuff from his early career. | ||
| Is he going to turn the light off the bar? | ||
| And cheers when we walk out? | ||
| It fucking feels like it! | ||
| It feels like that! | ||
| Now the other thing it feels like... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is the kind of tribute that someone else gives you later. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like when your career is over or you're retiring or something like that, this is how someone else honors you. | ||
| You didn't host your own episode of This Is Your Life. | ||
| Right! | ||
| It feels really sad because Alex is sitting there alone in his studio with this homage to him. | ||
| Like he rented out the theater that the Oscars is held. | ||
| To give himself a lifetime achievement award by himself. | ||
| Empty chairs all across the place. | ||
| Just him singing to himself. | ||
| And I would argue that this segment is him doing it his way, which is weird. | ||
| Uncomfortable. | ||
| Self-indulgent. | ||
| Disrespectful. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, God. | ||
| I had to watch it a couple times. | ||
| Actually, here's the truth. | ||
| I had to turn it off a couple times. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Because I was just like, oh, no. | ||
| I turned it off within a couple seconds the first time I clicked on it. | ||
| Right, because you were like, bah! | ||
| Well, because he's doing the weird looks to the camera. | ||
| I'm like, no, no, no. | ||
| This makes me feel uncomfortable. | ||
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No. | |
| Bad touch! | ||
| Don't look at me. | ||
| So anyway, yeah, it goes on. | ||
|
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I did it my way. | |
| We love you, Frank Sinatra. | ||
| They have asked for $7.8 million to intimidate everybody. | ||
| They'll never get $1 million. | ||
| It's all a lie. | ||
| They're pathetic. | ||
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These ambulance chasers, these criminals, these globalists, all they've done. | |
| Crank it up, Frank Sinatra! | ||
| And spit it out! | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| You kind of thought when he started talking, maybe that was going to be like the off-ramp. | ||
| But no, crank it up, Sinatra! | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I would say this, right? | ||
| This is just the wrong context. | ||
| This is just the wrong context. | ||
| Because if we were watching like a classic... | ||
| Like, 1800s French circus. | ||
| And this is the sad clown section where they came out. | ||
| He's playing Sinatra. | ||
| He's doing this whole thing. | ||
| Flowers coming, raining from the sky. | ||
| Standing ovation. | ||
| He's bowing. | ||
| And then he goes away. | ||
| That's a perfect sad clown routine right there. | ||
| Well, I mean, if this was his farewell to public life, I'd forgive whatever weirdness is going on. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| As long as he was going. | ||
| Problem solved. | ||
| As long as you're going. | ||
| I also think... | ||
| Here's how I think this goes better. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Two song choices that I think would work better than My Way. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because My Way is really fucking sad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's the end of the night. | ||
| True. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| True, true, true. | ||
| I think you go with Right Now. | ||
| Right now. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| For tomorrow. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| I think that there's something upbeat about that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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It's... | |
| Dad Rock-ish. | ||
| It's dorky enough for Alex. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The other one is Bon Jovi's It's My Life and It's Now or Never. | ||
| It's My Life and It's Now or Never. | ||
| I ain't gonna live forever. | ||
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I just wanna live while I'm alive. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Because that has kind of the same thing, but it's not like... | ||
| I'm dead. | ||
| I'm dying. | ||
| I think if I were going to go out, I would have like an IRA song playing. | ||
| Like it would be straight up like, oh, the British murdered my family and then I'm gone. | ||
| That's the way I'd do it. | ||
| It's just, I mean, like this song is past tense. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I did it my way. | ||
| It's all done. | ||
| I'm doing it my way. | ||
|
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Ah. | |
| You know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is not as much of a karaoke song in that context as you might think. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But. | ||
| Bon Jovi's garbage, so I'm still a fan of this over that. | ||
| I would probably choose something by Carly Rae Jepsen, or maybe something from Avril Lavigne's Let Go album. | ||
| So I'm picturing you as a, let's call it, 75, 78-year-old man. | ||
| You're giving your final lecture at a university, and everybody's shaking your hand, and as you're waving goodbye, No. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I hear. | ||
| That's what I hear happening. | ||
| No, probably like Things I'll Never Say by Ever Levine or My World by Ever Levine. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| And come on, man. | ||
| Call me maybe. | ||
| Run away with me. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| So anyway, the song ends. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| It is so beautiful. | ||
| My God, we're winning, folks. | ||
| We are going to beat them with God's help. | ||
| That's the song of a winner. | ||
| We are the highest intelligence. | ||
| We're made in the image of God. | ||
| We are the best there is. | ||
| I don't care whether you have beautiful black skin. | ||
| What? | ||
| Stop. | ||
| Or amazing brown skin. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| Or incredible red skin or yellow skin or pink skin. | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| Or that ivory white skin. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I love you so much. | ||
| Stop all of that. | ||
| I love you forever. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Our blood is our blood. | ||
| The blood of the jab. | ||
| And I know I gotta go to your phone calls, but... | ||
| I'm just so... | ||
| I just love it. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| 7.8 billion. | ||
| There's a lot going on there. | ||
| I will say that I have no sphere of reference for staring down the barrel of what is going to be... | ||
| A millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of dollars of judgment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So acting weird makes sense to me. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think based on his positioning in his... | ||
| Just the grift and shit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He can't do anything but be confident. | ||
| He's gotta. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If he's showing weakness to the audience, then they're like, why would I throw my money away at you when you're just going to have to give it to the courts? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or whatever. | ||
| Not knowing that it's already what they're doing. | ||
| But if he shows that publicly, if that's how he is, then it's like, well, the audience will bail on you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're not showing some kind of a being above it or laughing about it. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Yeah, you can't be like... | ||
| I'm fucked, guys. | ||
| I'm hosed. | ||
| We're really screwed on this one. | ||
| Nothing to do. | ||
| Spike Lee is making a sequel to 25th Hour right now. | ||
| That's how bad it's going. | ||
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It's not going well. | |
| So, Alex, the rambling keeps going. | ||
| And I don't really think that this clip is all that interesting, except for one thing. | ||
| These criminals are so over the top that they think a number like that scares us. | ||
| The fact they'd rig a court case and control the judges and do all of this to try to shut me down is what I expect. | ||
| I expected to be killed a long time ago. | ||
| I had family killed who wouldn't go along with this, who thought they were fighting for America. | ||
| Did you kill them? | ||
| I'm ready to die for this. | ||
| But instead, because of gas my family put in the tank, hundreds of years of work coming together right now because of them and because of you, we're having massive victory, and I am so blessed and humbled to be at the very epicenter of the human resistance. | ||
| The fuck's going on with you, man? | ||
| No clue. | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| This is bizarre. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, so I guess he had his family member killed. | ||
| That's strange. | ||
| I know what he was trying to say, but he phrased that poorly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I want to know who his family member who was killed is. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think it's his uncle. | ||
| I think it's Buckley's dad is who he's trying to reference. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he wasn't murdered. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If Alex wants to clarify on that, I'd be interested. | ||
| I would be interested as well. | ||
| Now, that's the one thing that I think is interesting. | ||
| And then a side piece of that is this is so funny to me. | ||
| Alex can't get to the second step of I expected to be dead a long time ago. | ||
| Why aren't you? | ||
| Because you're full of shit. | ||
| Because you're lying. | ||
| You expected to be dead because if what you believed were real, you probably would be. | ||
| But it's all fake. | ||
| It's all pretend. | ||
| Living in a bizarre spy novel in your head. | ||
| That's why you're not dead yet. | ||
| You're not dead by the grace of your audience not having killed you yet. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| That's probably the more realistic version. | ||
| Or like you're not dead because for some reason your weird Mental illness trauma response turned into a business. | ||
| And also, I think, probably you had the cautionary tale of Bill Cooper, and you're not going to get yourself in a situation like that. | ||
| Anyway, Alex didn't do it his way, it turns out. | ||
| And I am so blessed and humbled to be at the very epicenter of the human resistance. | ||
| Because I didn't do it my way. | ||
| I did it God's way. | ||
| And that's where we are right now. | ||
| They want the biggest number they've got to scare you into submission. | ||
| But if you submit to them, you get a death penalty in their tyranny. | ||
| A trillion years in hell. | ||
| Total control. | ||
| Your children signed over to them. | ||
| We are exposing their poison shots. | ||
| They're on the ropes. | ||
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Not us! | |
| They're losing! | ||
| Not us! | ||
| Sounds right. | ||
| Fauci and Bill Gates and Peter Daszak and Klaus Schwab and Lord Rothschild and Henry Kissinger and all of them are going to burn in hell! | ||
|
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No! | |
| Humanity will populate the solar system. | ||
| We'll expand there into the galaxy. | ||
| Then we'll go next level. | ||
|
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Just like that. | |
| I find it difficult to imagine being somebody listening to this and being like, fuck, he gets it. | ||
|
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This guy is killing it. | |
| This is just worrying. | ||
| This seems worrying to me more than anything. | ||
| On the one hand, it's like, okay, if this is sincere, it's worrying. | ||
| If it's not, then it's a childish performance. | ||
| It lacks nuance. | ||
| I mean, if it's not, it's worrying as well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In a very different way. | ||
| I feel a little bit jealous of Shakespeare now, in a sense that, like, in his time, a thing like me thinks she doth protest too much. | ||
| You know, you're like, that's an appropriate contextual way of describing that. | ||
| If he said that about Alex, I'd be like, no, no, no. | ||
| What you should have said is, fuck me! | ||
| A lot of protestation! | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ, stop! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It lacks the kind of poetic language that'll live for generations. | ||
| Mine doesn't last as long, yeah. | ||
| It's a little bit ephemeral, if you will. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why we should be glad that old William Shakespeare didn't have to describe Alex. | ||
| Because that would be tough. | ||
| Well, I wonder who Alex would be in Titus Andronicus. | ||
| Let's recast that one, too. | ||
| He's the person who... | ||
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Gets brutally murdered? | |
| So, Alex, we're going to go to the stars, you know? | ||
| And they talk about beam me up, Scotty. | ||
| I've been beamed up. | ||
| Indescribable. | ||
| What we're going to do together. | ||
| Our grandchildren will not just go interstellar. | ||
| We'll not just go intergalactic. | ||
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But we'll go interdimensional. | |
| And if I can pour out my genetic wealth and my genetic will to pave the road for our children, oh, no amount of torture, that will stop us. | ||
| And we are at that point together. | ||
| You don't want to take these loads of phone lines here. | ||
| I am just, I am so, I mean, I'm serious. | ||
| Like, I love this. | ||
| The biggest defamation case in U.S. history is $241 million. | ||
| They're so scared of us, they've asked for $7.8 billion with their rigged trial. | ||
| This is awesome! | ||
| So, I guess Alex has been on the USS Enterprise before, which, that must have been fun. | ||
| That was fun. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Beyond that, you can see here how much of a charge Alex gets out of negative attention. | ||
| That's just such a powerful fuel for him because he's internalized the fallacious idea that consequences and negative attention are the signs of a virtuous person. | ||
| He's up against this cosmic overpowered evil, so the fact that Alex is facing a giant defamation judgment can only be evidence of how good he is. | ||
| If he were an evil person, the cosmic overpowered evil forces would protect him from such a thing, but because he's a threat to the devil, he's subjected to these slings and arrows. | ||
| Shakespeare. | ||
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Nice. | |
| This is a really dangerous and stupid mindset to have, because if you think this way and you're, I don't know, let's say you're a narcissist, you'll never be able to accept any criticism. | ||
| Every time someone tells you that you fucked up, every time that you get in trouble for something really bad that you did, you'll find a way to convince yourself that the consequences or criticism is just motivated by evil trying to get you off course from your holy mission. | ||
| Your ability to self-assess is completely erased by this mindset, replaced by an ability to rationalize any really hurtful or destructive things you do. | ||
| Alex is afraid to wrestle with the actual impact that he has in the world, because on some level, probably or even possibly subconscious, he knows that that would be the end of his career. | ||
| His ideology and worldview don't hold up to any actual scrutiny so his ability to hide behind being a champion for that ideology and worldview would likewise crumble if examined critically. | ||
| If all consequences are just proof that you're on the right track then whoever may have been hurt along the way they're just the unfortunate collateral damage of the war against the globalists. | ||
| But... | ||
| If these consequences aren't proof that you're on the right track and they're just people you've hurt, there's no excuse for it. | ||
| You just don't care how many people's lives you ruin in order to make sure that you're rich and sound interesting on your radio show. | ||
| That's really the sort of real-world version of this. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it is more fun to be like, oh, see, it's bombastic and it's on the radio and it's entertaining and stuff. | ||
| But at the same time, I feel like his psychopathy and need for money is the same as Howard Schultz or whatever you want. | ||
| What kind of psychopath has to bust unions at a fucking Starbucks for his extra $100 million? | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's the same thing as what Alex is doing. | ||
| It's just because it's not... | ||
| Because he's torturing people in silence with their tacit permission, you know, because society forced it on them. | ||
| Then, I mean, it's fucked up, man. | ||
| Well, and it's not union busting. | ||
| It's doing a superfluous two-hour extra show. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Somehow it's less distasteful than busting unions. | ||
| Yeah, there is that. | ||
| So Alex talks a little bit about the trial here. | ||
| That's meant to make you think we're crushed. | ||
| Oh, it's over! | ||
| Why not have it be 80 trillion with inflation? | ||
| How about quadrillion? | ||
| How about all the universe is Sandy Hook? | ||
| All time. | ||
| That's an escalation. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Crying parents. | ||
| Their kids got killed. | ||
| It's Alex Jones' fault. | ||
| On and on and on and on and on for eternity. | ||
| Just thank God I'm not the goblin from Harry Potter. | ||
| Thank God I'm not Chris Maddy. | ||
| Thank God I wasn't materialized on this planet to be an agent of evil. | ||
| Thank God I'm not these people. | ||
| And that's why they hate us, because they don't have the all spark. | ||
| They don't have the connection to the infinite. | ||
| Because we're not robots? | ||
| I think you bet Allspice. | ||
| You may be an auto mechanic. | ||
| You may be a school teacher. | ||
| You may be somebody that works at J.C. Penning. | ||
| You may be a lawyer. | ||
| You may be a scientist. | ||
| It doesn't matter how much money you have or how much money you don't have. | ||
| It's all a connection to the infinite and God that is the real value and the soulless servants of evil through genetic bloodlines being cut off from God that think we're the cancer. | ||
| We're taking over the planet. | ||
| We're all powerful. | ||
| We're incredible. | ||
| We're able to do all these bad things because you're bad. | ||
| You're a metastasizing cancer, and you will be destroyed by your own will. | ||
| That's why you're unhappy. | ||
| That's why you're ugly. | ||
| That's why you're gone. | ||
| Because you're spiritually dead. | ||
| So, I guess, Coss, Coss, Coss, Coss, Coss. | ||
| First of all, don't have souls. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Second, we're materialized by demons in order to do evil. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And apparently it has something to do with bloodlines being bred for soullessness. | ||
| I mean, this is just silly old-time conspiracy bullshit. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's a good one. | ||
| Illuminati bloodlines. | ||
| That one's good because that's one where you just respond to that with, like, you gotta go, man. | ||
| You just gotta go. | ||
| You just gotta be gone from here. | ||
| Can you just put Sinatra back on? | ||
| Wherever you are, you need to be not there. | ||
| That's where you gotta go. | ||
| Look, it's the last thing I want to hear, but you gotta interview someone from the Epoch Times. | ||
| You gotta stop this. | ||
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This is good. | |
| You sound silly. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| So yeah, Alex's show, though, it exists to stand up to the devil. | ||
| And that's why this broadcast was here. | ||
| And that's why you all supported it. | ||
| And that's why we did this. | ||
| For the moment we're in right now. | ||
| To look in the eyes of Satan and say, you are a loser and you don't control this planet and we're breaking free from you, the accuser. | ||
| Oh, that hurt my feelings. | ||
| I'm going to come back from break, take a few phone calls. | ||
| Big guest coming up from the Epoch Times with massive election fraud news. | ||
| Can't find that news, actually. | ||
| Can somebody reprint that for me? | ||
| I'll find it here. | ||
| Oh, here it is. | ||
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I found it. | |
| Hour number three of forbidden fruit. | ||
| Not one. | ||
| Straight ahead. | ||
| Not two. | ||
| But hour number three. | ||
| So Alex is here to call the devil a loser. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is good. | ||
| It really hurt his feelings. | ||
| Now, but at the same time in that clip, he goes out to break saying that his show is the forbidden fruit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So if that's true, then God is telling the listeners not to listen to this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's forbidden. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That you're not supposed to eat the food. | ||
| Well, I mean, he forbid it one time, but then somebody ate it, so the gates were opened. | ||
| So Alex's show is the cause of original sin. | ||
| Yes, correct. | ||
| So let's all stop being misogynist and start hating InfoWars. | ||
| He is really mixing metaphors and confusing me on a religious level. | ||
| So Alex comes back from break and he goes to calls. | ||
| I feel like you are setting me up. | ||
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I am totally committed to human destiny. | |
| I am totally committed to free will. | ||
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I am totally committed to you having victory. | |
| I love you. | ||
| I'm not in competition with you. | ||
| I was made by the same God. | ||
| I want you to join me in war against the globalist. | ||
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I want you to join me in war against the globalist. | |
| The river of truth. | ||
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The waterfall of eternity. | |
| Let's go to your phone calls. | ||
| What you say about his company is what you say about society. | ||
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The world is... | |
| The world is... | ||
| It is. | ||
| Crank it up. | ||
| Man, I like this show. | ||
| I'm going to be... | ||
| One, haven't listened to Russian... | ||
| Yeah, it's not bad. | ||
| I mean, no, it's been a while. | ||
| I really like it. | ||
| I might have to go back and revisit. | ||
| You know, Neil Peart, fucking unstoppable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Unstoppable. | ||
| Unstoppable! | ||
| Did you hear some of those flames? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Those were some fucking flames, man! | ||
| Yeah, no, it gets you going. | ||
| But yeah, I think I do like Alex dropping free will. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| It's a different song. | ||
| It's a different song. | ||
| Second time on the broadcast, Alex asked them to crank it up. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| Which is... | ||
| You're in a mood when you're... | ||
| Crank it up! | ||
| You are on a professional radio show, sir. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I also dig the, we're gonna go to your calls. | ||
| Nah, fuck it. | ||
| Crank it up. | ||
| Yeah, you know, I feel like maybe my larger issue is that other radio hosts don't say crank it up enough. | ||
| Well, they have bosses. | ||
| Yeah, see, that's the problem. | ||
| But I mean, there's no bad time to just be like, hey, you know what? | ||
| This song slaps. | ||
| Crank it up. | ||
| And then, you know, then you go back to your radio show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If I were a programming director in charge of shows, I would let people do that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But not everyone's as cool as me. | ||
| No, I would get in trouble. | ||
| I would get in trouble a lot. | ||
| So Alex does go to calls shortly after this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And this is our last clip. | ||
| This caller just like, I quit. | ||
| I don't even care anymore. | ||
| Let's talk to Heath at SEMA Region 4. Heath, thanks for holding. | ||
| I appreciate you, brother. | ||
| Hey, brother. | ||
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It's a pleasure to speak with you. | |
| Boy, it feels like you just got off the big screen with Dr. Evil. | ||
| $100 billion. | ||
| $100 billion? | ||
| $7.8 billion? | ||
| All meant to intimidate you to shut up. | ||
| Is that going to intimidate you, Heath? | ||
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They might as well ask me for the same thing, but I ain't got it. | |
| It's a joke. | ||
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Hey, seriously, I got something I want to say, Alex. | |
| Ah! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| I quit. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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We just went through Alex being very weird. | |
| This caller is like, there's something serious I want to say. | ||
| Starts doing primal scream therapy. | ||
| I do. | ||
| That is the easiest call and response that ever existed. | ||
| Two people yelling at each other? | ||
| No, if you just go to Alex and you just go, hey. | ||
| He's going to immediately go, it's just his language. | ||
| That's the only thing he speaks. | ||
| And then you're married. | ||
| It's his love language, yes. | ||
| Absolutely, he takes you into the woods for his wife. | ||
| So, yeah, I mean, he was going through some things. | ||
| The closing arguments certainly had nothing to do with this. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Oh, is he being sued? | ||
| I would barely know. | ||
| So weird. | ||
| So weird. | ||
| Strange day on Thursday over at Infowars. | ||
| A lot of nuclear war fears based on very little. | ||
| Some trivial bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| COVID narrative of the day. | ||
| And then freak out. | ||
| If I was trying the final case, you know, because there's two more trials. | ||
| If I was trying the final one, I would talk to the judge and just be like, listen. | ||
| We gotta make this a wrap-up for the world to see. | ||
| And I'd play, like, clips from the earlier trials. | ||
| I'd play clips from Alex talking during the trials and, like, really lay out the timeline of everything that got to where we were just through the trials and be like, and now I am the king of America, right? | ||
| That's how it works. | ||
| That's how it works. | ||
| See, this is what I'm saying. | ||
| I got a few weeks. | ||
| You can only announce that over You Belong to the City. | ||
| Ah, well. | ||
| I'm going to have to fight to get the rights for that. | ||
| That was conspicuous in its absence. | ||
| That was. | ||
| That was. | ||
| Alex is doing a lot of rocking out. | ||
| No saxophone. | ||
| No blunt try. | ||
| No saxophone. | ||
| Maybe one day soon. | ||
| Actually, I will say, on a recent episode, he did play it, but he didn't do a speech over it, so I didn't. | ||
| So you didn't, yeah. | ||
| I mean, you could just play the song. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which I might do. | ||
| Eh, it's not a bad song. | ||
| Crank it up! | ||
| All right. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yes, we will. | ||
| But, Jordan, until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do. | ||
| It's knowledgewrite.com. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
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Yep. | |
| It is stroke out time, and we will be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZXCork. | ||
| I'm Wilford Snibblesnabble of the Gribble Pibble. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. | |
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |