Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex ended last week. In this installment, Alex explains the hierarchy of demons, tries to recruit his audience into the John Birch Society, and decides he thinks Sandy Hook was fake again. Citations Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser
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| Knowledge Fight. | ||
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| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, bud? | ||
| My bright spot today is not a bright spot. | ||
| It is a furious spot. | ||
| It's a furious spot. | ||
| How could nobody tell me? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A couple years ago, there was a movie version of The Color Out of Space. | ||
| Not my favorite H.P. Lovecraft story, but it is a Lovecraftian tale. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Starring Nicolas Cage. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What's it called? | ||
| The Color Out of Space. | ||
| How is it called that? | ||
| Well, it's because it's the name of the story. | ||
| Well, I know that, but I mean, like, I feel like if it was the name of an H.P. Lovecraft property, I would have at least known it existed. | ||
| You mean, like, the story itself? | ||
| No, the movie. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, like I said, it's not one of the better Lovecraft stories, all things considered. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But yeah, Nicolas Cage, starring in a weird Lovecraft movie. | ||
| Did you see it? | ||
| No, but I'm gonna. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Because I just found out it exists! | ||
| That's why this is a furious spot. | ||
| No one told me. | ||
| I mean, look, both... | ||
| Fairly dicey in their own ways. | ||
| Nichols, Cage, and H.P. Lovecraft. | ||
| A match made in regular space. | ||
| It does strike me as an arena where Cage could really tee off and make a really bizarre performance. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because, like, you know, all Lovecraftian protagonists are essentially losing their minds. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And going crazy. | ||
| There's a lot of space to play. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Especially as time goes on, they don't get better. | ||
| It's not like an uplifting tale. | ||
| I'm sure it sucks. | ||
| I'm sure the movie's bad, but I'm gonna watch it eventually, and I'm mad no one told me. | ||
| Anyway, what's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is my partner and I, we finally got into succession. | ||
| It's that HBO show about the rich people. | ||
| Starring Nicolas Cage. | ||
| Yeah, if only. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| I've heard a lot about that show, but I've never seen it. | ||
| Yeah, I saw it. | ||
| I think what's interesting about it is they're trying a thing I'm going to, you know, like... | ||
| Like, if you think about The Office, that kind of workplace comedy, you know, what's fun about it is that you have pathos for all the characters. | ||
| The awkward situations only, like, affect you because you're like, I care about that person. | ||
| Like, they're playing this game of anti-pathos where you're like, you watch something terrible happen to them and you're like... | ||
| That's pretty funny. | ||
| All right. | ||
| But they're not falling down. | ||
| Instead, they're losing money or something. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| That's good, clean fun. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Instead of Andy Dick tripping and falling and you go, ah, that's hilarious. | ||
| It's like, oh, he lost a million dollars. | ||
| Oh, fuck you. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of like that. | ||
| Oh, all right. | ||
| I'm not going to watch it, but I'm glad you're enjoying it. | ||
| And it sounds fun. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have a situation that may lead to someone else losing a million or so dollars. | ||
| That's what we're hoping for. | ||
| Maybe more. | ||
| Today we're going to be talking about the end of last week, Thursday and Friday, September 29th and 30th, 2022. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Man, something big happened on Thursday. | ||
| Yeah, how'd he do? | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He is a lunatic. | ||
| I don't know why... | ||
| I can build this up a hundred times over, and it is still unbelievable, this guy's fucking behavior. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| And then Friday, it is what it is. | ||
| It is what it is. | ||
| It's a little bigoted, but hey, look, Thursday wouldn't be enough to talk about, so... | ||
| Tack on Friday. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Thursday, monumental. | ||
| One monumental thing happens, and then it's just a wasteland. | ||
| I want more honest intros. | ||
| I want fucking Jimmy Kimmel to walk out and be like, listen, we got one really good guest, and then we had to pad out the show. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Hey, look, tonight, we can't all be good shows. | ||
| They can't! | ||
| They can't! | ||
| You know it, and I know it. | ||
| That's just how it works. | ||
| I don't know why you're so surprised. | ||
| I feel like I've said this many times before. | ||
| Like, maybe this isn't the most important show ever. | ||
| I'm not surprised. | ||
| I enjoy it. | ||
| So we'll get down to business on this. | ||
| But before we do, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Jordan's antiperspirant fund. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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That should show you how far back we are. | |
| We're catching up. | ||
| Not great. | ||
| So, next, Becky, I told you I would make you a supporter! | ||
| Three exclamation points. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Mark Moran, PhD. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, Shane K. says congrats to Hunter and his fiancée Stacy on their early October nuptials. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| We nailed it. | ||
| That message was sent back... | ||
| You have gamed the system, sir. | ||
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Perfectly timed, Shane K. Well done, Shane. | |
| Next, Rick Deckard and General Veers love Kylie Minogue. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, roast beef with Anthony Hopkins. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| And finally, we've got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. | ||
| So, Eleven Engineer, a hearty get well soon as you are recovering from some surgery. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| I have risen above my enemies. | ||
| I might quit tomorrow, actually. | ||
| I'm just going to take a little breaky now. | ||
| A little breaky for me. | ||
| And then we're going to come back. | ||
| And I'm going to start the show over. | ||
| But I'm the devil! | ||
| I've got to be taken over here! | ||
| I've been all this... | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| I got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit. | ||
| Maybe today should be my last broadcast. | ||
| Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. | ||
| Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow and you never see me again. | ||
| That's really what I want to do. | ||
| I never want to come back here again. | ||
| I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air. | ||
| I'll be better tomorrow. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| He's bad. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| He's real bad. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| So, Jordan, we start off on the Thursday show, and Alex is responding to some of the big news of the day. | ||
| Obviously, Hurricane Ian is in play. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And also Kamala Harris made some misstatements. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The images of sharks swimming down the highways and water flooding even to the second floor of some hotels is... | ||
| Dramatic. | ||
| And we will be going over all of that and praying for the folks. | ||
| In Florida, and then looking at the mainstream corporate enemy of the people media, like The View, saying that this happened because DeSantis was elected. | ||
| Now, if you think that idiocy could not be topped, Kamala Harris, who is not geriatric, who does not have the later onset of dementia, but is just a complete Empty suit puppet has come out and said that the United States shares a very important relationship with an alliance with the Republic of North Korea. | ||
| We are currently at war with North Korea since the armistice and the ceasefire back in the 1950s. | ||
| That's big. | ||
| Are we still at war with North Korea? | ||
| Apparently we are. | ||
| Did I not know that? | ||
| Congratulations, you've just learned something. | ||
| So I'm not sure if anyone in the world, let alone The View, are blaming DeSantis for the hurricane. | ||
| Yeah, if you want to hear something crazy, go back in time and listen to what Dr. James Dobson thinks about what causes hurricanes. | ||
| Alex actually plays the clip of The View later, and they're just saying that he doesn't believe in climate change, and he is the governor of the state that's just hit by this giant hurricane. | ||
| It does not mean that he's blaming, or he's being blamed for it. | ||
| I wouldn't be too surprised, too, if people were curious if he was going to continue kidnapping immigrants and stranding them in various parts of the country to own the libs during the storm, or if he would wait until it had passed to do another publicity stunt that mocks human rights. | ||
| Also, it's fun and all to point out that Harris misspoke in his speech, and I'm glad Alex can have fun pretending it was a sincere statement. | ||
| I would just like to remind everyone how pumped Alex was when Trump went to North Korea and palled around with Kim Jong-un. | ||
| Alex didn't seem to have a problem with Trump when he... | ||
| He said this about Kim Jong-un at O 'Reilly in 2018. | ||
| Quote, We went back and forth, then we fell in love. | ||
| He wrote me beautiful letters, and they were great letters. | ||
| We fell in love. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| Yeah, weird. | ||
| Every time you think about those years, that 2016 to 2020, and people tell you a thing that happened and you go, no, it didn't. | ||
| That can't be real. | ||
| Pretty weird. | ||
| Yeah, it did. | ||
| This is maybe, just maybe, complete bullshit manufactured outrage on Alex's part, and he doesn't actually care about this at all, but he knows that this is a really easy straw man for him to tee off against, which is easier than him trying to do his actual job. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And hurrah for him. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| She was at the DMZ. | ||
| She misspoke. | ||
| I mean, it sucks. | ||
| You'd rather someone not make a misstatement, but pretending that she actually thinks we're in a fucking alliance with North Korea is ridiculous. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| That's absurd. | ||
| That's absurd. | ||
| I don't even know how to begin to, like... | ||
| Oh, man, look at that idiot. | ||
| I mean, that's too obvious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, man, we're an alliance against the death robots from Art of America. | ||
| Like, whatever. | ||
| There's so many times that I could waste our time with, like, Alex misspoke. | ||
| Tons! | ||
| And, like, I just, I would feel bad. | ||
| It's dumb! | ||
| About the level of, like... | ||
| Point that you're making. | ||
| And that's his bread and butter. | ||
| Back in the early days, he had that clip that he would play that had Nancy Pelosi misspeaking, like all that array of stuff. | ||
| You could do that in a heartbeat for hours. | ||
| Probably, yeah. | ||
| I hear him say stuff that's like, oh, I know what he meant. | ||
| He just said the wrong thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I don't even cut those clips out. | ||
| Why? | ||
| It's a waste of time. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He's wasting time. | ||
| He's wasting our time. | ||
| Anyway, there's big news also of non-misspeaking types, and that is pipeline news. | ||
| Escalation. | ||
| And that's happening on every front now with the Nord Stream 1 and Nord Stream 2 pipelines both confirmed to be attacked in... | ||
| Western-controlled sectors, the Russian government officially saying that NATO and the United States blew up the pipelines. | ||
| And I even had Russophobe on Joel Skousen, who's a smart guy, but he's definitely anti-Russian, anti-communist Russian, anti-Putin Russian. | ||
| He agrees, the analysis is clear, that Biden and the New World Order blew up both pipelines. | ||
| And it looks like Nord Stream 2, they're saying, can never be repaired. | ||
| What that will do economically to Europe will be beyond devastating. | ||
| It'll be felt here in a big way. | ||
| Joel Skousen doesn't like Russia, that is true, but he's also cripplingly addicted to calling everything that happens in the world a false flag, so I really don't see how this is a meaningful statement from Alex or from Skousen. | ||
| It's exactly what you would expect. | ||
| Now, the situation with the pipelines is an interesting one, and it's something to keep an eye on, but it would be unwise to fully jump to a conclusion about it immediately, which is what Alex and Skousen have clearly done, and always do. | ||
| There were three leaks, which were clearly not the product of an accident or a coincidence. | ||
| It's not just Russia that's saying that... | ||
| Probably is an intentional act. | ||
| The US and NATO are also saying that. | ||
| Well, I mean, one of the leaks was in the shape of the Batman logo, so that one seems pretty clear. | ||
| Yeah, we know which person did that one. | ||
| Rappaport. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's clear that this was done by someone for some reason, but it's not really clear right now who it was or why. | ||
| Most people think it was Russia, for a number of reasons. | ||
| The first is that they have the capability and capacity to do it from a technological standpoint. | ||
| The second is that they would lose essentially nothing, given that their oil companies are sanctioned and these pipelines are all but shut down currently. | ||
| The third is that this kind of gesture would send a strong message to the whole of Europe that they're not going to be getting Russia's oil in the future, and that even if the war ends, they're at the mercy of Russia's energy supply. | ||
| This is in line with acts that Russia has carried out in the past, using energy as a tool to apply pressure on Europe to sway policy. | ||
| In the immediate, this isn't going to make things that much worse at all for Europe in terms of energy supplies. | ||
| Nord Stream 2 was never opened, so it doesn't really factor into things, and Russia cut off Nord Stream 1 over the course of the war in Ukraine. | ||
| This is more of an omen than anything else, and there are very few parties you could imagine having a reason to do this other than Russia. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Of course, it is possible that this is the result of a wild coincidence, or even a rogue actor that we haven't identified could be behind it, but the smart money is pretty clear. | ||
| Well, I will say that my bachelor party got out of control. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so we went, and I mean, you know, sometimes you're out, you're having a nice little walk with your buddies, you see a pipeline, you're like, I gotta pee, and then you poke at it because you're just fucking around, and then bam! | ||
| Sometimes your friends are like, let's go to the strip club. | ||
| Sometimes your friends are like, let's go to the casino. | ||
| Let's go to the pipeline. | ||
| You know, it's standard. | ||
| Well, they thought the strip club's name was Pipeline. | ||
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Oh. | |
| It makes sense. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is the plot of Hangover 4, I believe. | ||
| Global relations. | ||
| But here's the problem, like, when you start thinking about things being false flags, the way Alex and Skousen are. | ||
| From a fairly neutral perspective, you would have a hard time figuring out why the US or NATO would want to do something like attack these pipelines. | ||
| There really isn't a reason for them to do it. | ||
| But Russia does have some potential reasons to carry this out. | ||
| And now, if you're addicted to false flags, you've found a reason for the U.S. or NATO to do it. | ||
| They have no reason to do it, but Russia does, so now they have a reason. | ||
| Right. | ||
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This is tortured reasoning, and it's based on Alex and Skousen's intense hatred of our government because they think it's controlled by evil communist globalists. | |
| So, you know, they bend into these pretzels in order to create motive out of absence of motive. | ||
| They create motive for party A, even though party B has more motive. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| It's just... | ||
| It's tortured. | ||
| I mean, for their... | ||
| Their, like, all argument for the globalists is, like, essentially qui bono. | ||
| You know, just like, ah, follow the money. | ||
| And it's like, well, the money points to Russia. | ||
| And that's how you know it doesn't go there. | ||
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What? | |
| That's how you know that it wasn't them, because they stand to gain. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| So what the globalists are doing is benefiting Russia to trick them into thinking that we're not. | ||
| It's a classic... | ||
| Who maybe done did it. | ||
| Somebody did it. | ||
| So Biden also sucks, and everyone wants you to eat bugs. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And we have a president that, from even a month ago, looked like he had the second phase of dementia. | ||
| Now he's obviously in the third and final phase. | ||
| Does not know what planet he's on. | ||
| But don't worry, he's got control of the nuclear weapons. | ||
| This is where we live. | ||
| This is what's happening. | ||
| And now there are governments in the UK, Australia, Germany, and now the US government is promising to put bugs in the school children's food. | ||
| Oh, you don't want a bug as an adult? | ||
| Well, as a child, you'll be made to eat it. | ||
| And the keratin, or the shell, their armored shell of the Bugs is extremely toxic and extremely bad for you and causes liver failure and bone cancer, amongst all the other wonderful things. | ||
| And there's the Washington Post. | ||
| Insects, a new nutritious ingredient for school lunches, and it's being rolled out. | ||
| Eat the bugs. | ||
| UK schoolchildren-fed insects to encourage sustainability. | ||
| It's for the Earth. | ||
| WEF endorses bugs and insects, force-fed children. | ||
| Now happening in 1,000 Australian public schools. | ||
| The article that Alex is citing with the headline, Insects, a New Nutritious Ingredient for School Lunches, is from the Washington Post, but it's also from May 13, 2013. | ||
| Ooh, so close! | ||
| It also ends with a question mark. | ||
| It's just a write-up about a report released by the UN Food and Agriculture Organization that looked at edible insects around the world and what potential existed from exploring insect agriculture. | ||
| It wasn't about feeding kids bugs. | ||
| A large portion of it is about raising bugs to use as feed for livestock, but... | ||
| Alex doesn't know any of this because he just has a headline from about a decade ago and he's using it to make shit up to freak out his audience. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The headline about UK school children is from a May 2022 article on Breitbart that misreports on a study that researchers were carrying out to see if primary school children would change their opinions on alternative proteins if they were given accurate information about them. | ||
| No one's being forced to eat bugs in their school lunch here. | ||
| What if we didn't lie to children? | ||
| The WEF headline Alex reads is even weaker. | ||
| This is a News Punch article which is trying to report to their audience that Klaus Schwab and the WEF are tricking kids in Australian schools and force-feeding them bugs. | ||
| You can hear how Alex is reporting this story, which is how the article wants the reader to experience it. | ||
| In the real world, what's happened is that there's a brand of chips and snacks called Circle Harvest, and they use cricket protein in their chips. | ||
| It's very prominently displayed on the packaging, with the name of the product being Cricket Corn Chips, so I don't know if anybody's being tricked into anything here. | ||
| Circle Harvest has been holding presentations at school since 2007 about their insect protein business and their insect farming, which weirdly is only now becoming an issue for Alex and all these other idiots on the right. | ||
| this year they began selling their corn chips as an option in about a thousand australian schools at the canteen so if kids want to eat them they can they don't have to it's just a product they can choose Yeah, you know... | ||
| I just wish... | ||
| I think it's time. | ||
| I think we're grown up enough for everybody to just come out and be like, listen, eventually we're eating bugs. | ||
| That's what's happening. | ||
| Climate change has destroyed your food supply. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| We've got nothing, but fuck, there's a lot of bugs. | ||
| Eventually we're going to eat bugs. | ||
| Deal with it. | ||
| Just deal with it. | ||
| And also like... | ||
| I mean, not for nothing, a lot of these articles that you can find make a point that you're already eating bugs. | ||
| Just based on how processing works, how big agriculture works, how packaging works, there are regulations in place, but there are regulations that are like, alright, you can have a few bugs. | ||
| Not zero. | ||
| What the fuck do you think a shrimp is? | ||
| A shrimp is just a bug that lives under the water. | ||
| A lot of stuff is culturally dictated. | ||
| These taboos and what have you. | ||
| Eat a bug. | ||
| You're going to. | ||
| Now, as far as keratin goes, Alex is confusing the bug-related form of that and keratin treatments. | ||
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That's what I'm saying. | |
| The prior is a food source that's not toxic, but the latter is a cosmologic treatment that uses a cream containing formaldehyde, which can be toxic to people or cause negative reactions. | ||
| Right. | ||
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It's not the keratin itself that's toxic. | |
| It's the formaldehyde cream that's being used to treat human keratin like a person's hair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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There's been a lot of misinformation flying around about chitin, the polysaccharide-founded bug exoskeletons, mostly about how it's undigestible by humans and toxic. | |
| It's not toxic, but it is true that chitin itself may not be fully digestible. | ||
| But so is cellulose, which doesn't stop people from eating celery. | ||
| You can still get nutritional value out of eating something that contains parts that can't be fully digested. | ||
| Yeah, would you rather have to swallow rocks and have them deal with the food inside you and then... | ||
| Spit up the rocks. | ||
| Depends on if crazy right-wing people got into rocks. | ||
| There are worse ways to digest food. | ||
| Be happy. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of hilarious to me that we're in 2022 and it's becoming a core part of some people's identity and political ideology that they're mad about the idea of bugs being edible. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Children. | ||
| You're gonna eat bugs. | ||
| You're just gonna. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| In 20 years... | ||
| You may not... | ||
| It's not like you'll only eat bugs. | ||
| No, I mean, sure. | ||
| But it may be something that is very helpful in supplementing diets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I assume eventually we're going to get to the pills, and we'll just have two or three pills, and we'll just call it a day. | ||
| Bring it to me. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I just... | ||
| That's where I want to be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I will say, though, that I'm a picky eater. | ||
| You are. | ||
| And I don't eat fish now. | ||
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Right. | |
| So for me, I'm opposed to eating bugs for a completely different reason. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think it's fantastic and fine. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I mostly just eat chicken. | ||
| When you're looking down the barrel of a bug. | ||
| You're going to have different feelings. | ||
| Well, I guess, actually, if you just ground up bugs and stuff, like the way that the cricket is used in the cricket corn chips, I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with that. | ||
| Like if it was some sort of a flour substitute or something. | ||
| You made mac and cheese, but with bugs or something. | ||
| I think I'd be fine with that. | ||
| I mean, yeah, I just feel like... | ||
| I just don't want to eat a bug whole like I'm on Fear Factor. | ||
| That's what I don't want. | ||
| I think the problem is you can't... | ||
| For most people, psychologically, it's a difficult thing to get over the idea of eating a bug. | ||
| So the knowledge of eating the bug will influence the taste that you are experiencing. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Here's something that I just thought of, too. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| When you're eating a whole bug, of course that's not great, not appealing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What if you were just to bite a chicken that looked like a chicken? | ||
| It would bleed you. | ||
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Right. | |
| That would be unappetizing, too. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong. | ||
| It's aesthetically... | ||
| But you can't, like... | ||
| You don't want to bite a cow. | ||
| You can't, like, array a bunch of cockroaches on a table and be like, aha, these have been butchered correctly. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| You need tiny implements. | ||
| You need tiny little hands. | ||
| That's coming. | ||
| That is what... | ||
| Listen, you're gonna eat bugs, you're gonna have tiny hands. | ||
| That's what's gonna happen. | ||
| Evolution will dictate that this is where we're going. | ||
| That's how it works. | ||
| So, we got the COVID headline of the day, baby! | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| Continuing, the massive poison shot known as the COVID-19 vaccine news is unbelievably powerful. | ||
| I have more than 15 new studies and mass reports and top scientists going public. | ||
| We're going to be giving you those headlines. | ||
| Here's the first one. | ||
| Vaccination increases infection risk by 44% Oxford study fines. | ||
| We already knew that, but it gets worse. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| So this is a dumb blog headline that Alex is reading that isn't accurate at all. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The actual study that's behind this is titled, quote, Associations of BMI with COVID-19 Vaccine Uptake, Vaccine Effectiveness and Risk of Severe COVID-19 Outcomes After Vaccination in England, a Population-Based Cohort Study. | ||
| If you understand the title, you'll probably realize that this study would never be able to be used to make the kind of claims Alex is reporting. | ||
| It's just not something they're looking at. | ||
| Lead Stories reached out to the study's co-author, and they explained that this interpretation of their data is irresponsible and incorrect. | ||
| There's one data box in the study that's being used to argue that vaccines cause a 44% increased risk of infection, and if you only look at the numbers in isolation and create your own interpretation, you could maybe come away with that conclusion, but it's totally out of context and wrong. | ||
| This was an observational study, which is to say it depends entirely on tests that have already been taken. | ||
| As explained by Lead Stories, quote, their data was dependent on COVID tests that were available to them and the people who chose to take them. | ||
| In other words, a person who didn't feel sick and didn't take a test wouldn't be able to provide them with a negative test result. | ||
| So the data is highly skewed. | ||
| Yeah, that is an issue. | ||
| As we see every day, Alex has a new COVID vaccine narrative that's full of shit and easily dismissed with a tiny bit of digging. | ||
| He never looks for any explanation or context because he doesn't want it. | ||
| That would ruin his ability to keep throwing out these vaccine narratives of the day, which he needs to keep his audience in a focused, scared state. | ||
| Constantly seeing new, flashy headlines scroll past them that'll be forgotten tomorrow, and the next day there'll be something new. | ||
| It's all bullshit. | ||
| I imagine all of these scientists get together at conferences or networking events, and they just kind of start conversations. | ||
| How'd they lie about your work, huh? | ||
| What's the lie on this one? | ||
| Oh, they couldn't read numbers. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I had one of those. | ||
| I had one of those couldn't read numbers. | ||
| How many times have you tried to operate in good faith and explain that people were wrong only for them to not listen and continue creating conspiracy theories out of your life's work? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| So many. | ||
| This is going to blow your mind. | ||
| I thought if I explained it, they would hear me. | ||
| What a fool I was. | ||
| We were all young once. | ||
| Way where were. | ||
| So there's a lot of news going on. | ||
| We got the pipelines. | ||
| We got this dumb COVID shit. | ||
| But there's always time for a PSA. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Good clean protein and good clean fat is so good for every cell in your body. | ||
| So good for your arteries. | ||
| So good for your heart. | ||
| It's trans fats. | ||
| Artificial fats. | ||
| Boiled fats. | ||
| Cooked. | ||
| Fats that are deadly, deadly, deadly, deadly, deadly. | ||
| Lean steak is amazingly good. | ||
| Lean chicken is incredibly good. | ||
| Cooked fish or uncooked fish, incredibly good. | ||
| Spiders. | ||
| But what is bad? | ||
| There are some things that are so-called natural that are not good. | ||
| Let's just say it. | ||
| Fast-cooked bacon is a ticket to the heart attack. | ||
| It's natural, but it's a burned fat. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| Better cook it slow. | ||
| I'm telling myself that I love crispy burned bacon. | ||
| Cook it slow? | ||
| What? | ||
| A sandwich with onions and lettuce and cheese and an egg. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Fried egg sandwich. | ||
| Instead of cooking my bacon in five minutes, when I have bacon a few days a week, I cook it for 20. It even tastes better. | ||
| Just don't be lazy. | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| But everything else they tell you is a lie. | ||
| What? | ||
| What fucking morning show did I just walk onto? | ||
| It is confirmed that Alex Jones is paid off by the slow bacon cooking lobby. | ||
| What the shit? | ||
| Listen. | ||
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Listen. | |
| I don't understand why that just happened. | ||
| Don't burn your bacon. | ||
| What Kathy Lee Gifford asked, like, now, what I've started doing, have you tried, now listen, listen, the hot oil is what's the problem. | ||
| It's the hot oil. | ||
| Kyle, you want to bake it! | ||
| And then you'll be healthy. | ||
| You can eat your bacon and be healthy if you bake it. | ||
| Yeah, that was a little weird. | ||
| Yeah, very weird. | ||
| Strange, strange diversion, but back to complaining about The View. | ||
| Alex has some pretty... | ||
| He's got some nerve on this one. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Governor DeSantis says Hurricane Ian is a 500-year event as stunned Florida residents wake up to utter devastation. | ||
| At a tsunami-style flood killed hundreds as 50 National Guard choppers begin search and rescue operations. | ||
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Meanwhile... | |
| Meanwhile, piling on to this tragedy are the disgusting, lying, anti-gun, anti-family, anti-America, anti-free speech harpies at The View. | ||
| And what have they said? | ||
| Here's a quote. | ||
| And now his state is getting hit. | ||
| We're one of the worst hurricanes. | ||
| The view thinks the Hurricane Ian is a direct result of Governor DeSantis' stance on climate change. | ||
| This is superstition. | ||
| This is voodoo. | ||
| This is idiocy. | ||
| But that's why they've dumbed people down in the school system by design. | ||
| It's in the government documents. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I like the idea that Alex is trying to take some moral high ground over alleged superstition and voodoo. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And especially when he's misrepresenting what they even said on the show. | ||
| What a bunch of idiots who would think that his beliefs on climate change are causing this. | ||
| It's weather weapons, morons! | ||
| Well, at least weather weapons have a cause and effect relationship as opposed to his belief that God has doomed our planet because of abortion. | ||
| Well, he did remove his protection. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Although we did get a reprieve for a while. | ||
| I think that's over, though. | ||
| All right, well, maybe Mother Earth removed her protection from Florida because DeSantis doesn't believe in climate change. | ||
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Fuck, man. | |
| Oh, it's the same thing. | ||
| Do God and Mother Earth have different protections that they can... | ||
| Are they, like, competing? | ||
| I'm just saying that Alex creates his own spiritual cause and effect nonsense all the time. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| At this point, Alex devolves into a condescending lecture about weather. | ||
| I'm not going to play it because it's boring. | ||
| I don't feel like he understands weather. | ||
| Hey, did you know that a typhoon is the same thing as a hurricane in another place? | ||
| Don't tell me he knows anything about weather. | ||
| It's basically just that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then he says this, which I thought was fun. | ||
| Time lapse of storms on Jupiter. | ||
| Our storms' maximum speed is about 170 miles an hour on Earth. | ||
| The storms on Jupiter get up to several thousand miles an hour. | ||
| Boy, you wouldn't want to be in one of those on that gas giant. | ||
| Plus the gravity would tear you to pieces. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There's a lot of reasons I wouldn't want to be on a storm on Jupiter. | ||
| There's so many. | ||
| You think storms are bad here? | ||
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I have not heard the... | |
| So weird. | ||
| Back in my day, we used to have to walk five miles in every direction to the moon! | ||
| Fuck you with your climate change making storms worse nonsense. | ||
| You see Jupiter? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You wouldn't want to be in that storm. | ||
| You wouldn't want to be in that pickle. | ||
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Cool. | |
| No, I wouldn't. | ||
| So one of Alex's big COVID sources, one of his big things, of course, is the Operation Lockstep document, which isn't real. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| But he has another document that he likes to pull out sometimes, and he decides to just make up wild shit about it. | ||
| This is the Spars document. | ||
| Oh, that's fun. | ||
| In the Pentagon, John Hopkins developed War Game Plan, put out two years before they launched COVID-19. | ||
| In late 2019, they put it out in 2017. | ||
| SPARS 2023 is the real number. | ||
| SPARS 2020-2023 is when they actually launched the attack. | ||
| But the document's called SPARS 2025-2028. | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| How many numbers? | ||
| We did a two-hour special report going over the entire document, or large portions of the entire document. | ||
| And it even has the same tweets put out on the same days. | ||
| That they actually put out in the real world in 2000 and 2001, and it goes into 2003. | ||
| They just changed the acronyms in the tweets, put out by the same agencies, so they would have a battle plan of what to say and what to do in real time. | ||
| And so if they got caught with the battle plan, it wouldn't be a plan for a biological attack on America through the virus and then through the vaccine. | ||
| It would just be a drill. | ||
| Emergency Saturday broadcast, world shocked by SPARS 2025. | ||
| 2028 document. | ||
| And I'm going to have that reposted to Infowars.com front page under the live show feed today. | ||
| Very, very important for everybody to get that and to share that because we're living it. | ||
| And it describes how there'd be opposition to the shots and then how about six months in it would start coming out that it actually would give you the disease. | ||
| They describe a COVID-like disease, respiratory disease out of China. | ||
| And then describe about a year into it, they would start having people from the health services defect and say it was wrong to do. | ||
| And then within two years of releasing the deadly vaccine, they would then admit that it was lab-grown, and they would then admit that it didn't work, and that they would remove the heads of Big Pharma and there'd be a bunch of punishment, but that there would then be a biomedical state brought in to basically oversee all of Big Pharma, which is what big pharma wants, is to be merged in with the United Nations and the World Economic Forum. | ||
| So they describe the whole process of how they're going to hit us, how they're going to kill us, and how they're then going to get away with it. | ||
| None of that is at all accurate about the Spars scenario exercise. | ||
| Alex is just making up pretty much everything he's saying about it, and there's a good reason why. | ||
| He needs this document to be prophetic, but more importantly, he needs it to be prophetic for his fake reality that he's constructed for his audience. | ||
| The document doesn't say any of that stuff, but these are the narratives that have gained prominence in Alex's world, so they're the things that he needs to retroactively apply to this scenario exercise, or else it doesn't really have that much use for him. | ||
| Spars, much like Lockstep, isn't actually useful for Alex if you read them and understand what they are. | ||
| They only have utility as ideas, skeletons that he can build a body onto himself. | ||
| It's one of the reasons that scenario exercises as a whole are super popular among conspiracy theorists like Alex. | ||
| They portray imagined future events. | ||
| They explain the scenario using narratives. | ||
| These are things that Alex can exploit. | ||
| He can write his own narrative to replace the one that actually exists in the document, pretty safe in the knowledge that if anyone called him out about it, it's just a matter of storytelling to convince them that his narrative is secretly what the document is actually about. | ||
| But it's all lies. | ||
| None of this is real, and it doesn't even match past versions of the Spars document conspiracy Alex has spread. | ||
| This is all just meaningless shit, whose end result is really just getting people hurt, I guess. | ||
| Yeah, if I was one of those secret agents or whatever, if I was one of those operatives who got caught with the plan, I would be like... | ||
| Isn't this plan so terrible no one would try it? | ||
| Ha ha! | ||
| What a funny plan this is! | ||
| What an idiot would make this dumb fucking plan! | ||
| That's the standard conspiracy theorist scenario exercise kind of drill-based explanation. | ||
| It's like they do this so they can plan the real attack and say it's a fake one. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| Have you considered The idea that this organization, were they real, would want a plan that works. | ||
| Now listen to me. | ||
| Follow me on this. | ||
| Maybe if after these decades, I suppose millennia in Alex's world, of failures, they'd be like, let's hire some consultants who can just really streamline this process. | ||
| Perfect answer. | ||
| They didn't count on Alex. | ||
| I really don't think that's the case. | ||
| Alex has been too successful. | ||
| But also, here's the thing. | ||
| The devil tried to recruit him when he was younger because the devil could see the future and knew that Alex was going to be super successful and important. | ||
| See, if I'm the devil and Alex doesn't go along with my plan when he's younger, I bail. | ||
| Oh, sure, sure. | ||
| Look, I've been working on this for millennia, but fucking Alex didn't play ball. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I gotta go. | ||
| Classic Disney's Hercules. | ||
| Hades had a problem. | ||
| Once Hercules didn't die, you just fucking bail on your plan. | ||
| Cut bait. | ||
| You already know you lost. | ||
| I'm the fucking devil. | ||
| I can try again. | ||
| Can't do this. | ||
| I'll wait him out. | ||
| He will be dead soon. | ||
| Alex fucked my plans up. | ||
| I'm not going to keep going with him. | ||
| This is stupid. | ||
| Yeah, it's a terrible idea. | ||
| So Alex takes some calls, and one of them has a pretty interesting point that Alex does not like. | ||
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Hey, what's up, Alex? | |
| How you doing, man? | ||
| I'm fighting as hard as I ever have, brother. | ||
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So I think the two weeks are up. | |
| I think you should give Trump two weeks. | ||
| You're still promoting the big vaccine salesman, the guy that flew on Epstein's plane. | ||
| Why are you doing that, bud? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You know, it's true. | ||
| I mean, I didn't give him two weeks. | ||
| I think I gave him like a month. | ||
| And I've been really against Trump on that. | ||
| And he flew on a flight from New York to Florida on a chartered flight with Epstein. | ||
| He never flew. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | ||
| You make a statement. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Don't talk over me. | ||
| Put him on hold. | ||
| Sir, I love calls to disagree. | ||
| But I'm not going to have calls to lie. | ||
| So you can talk. | ||
| I'm going to counter each lie as you go through them. | ||
| Trump did not ever fly on Alita Express to Little St. John's Island. | ||
| He did fly once in the 90s on Epstein's plane from New York with a bunch of other people to Florida. | ||
| He flew a lot more than that with Epstein. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, maybe there isn't a record of him going to the island. | ||
| That's entirely possible. | ||
| But, like, Alex can't handle. | ||
| Like, anything. | ||
| He can't handle any pushback. | ||
| You see the way that he uses these cheap tricks to control the conversation. | ||
| He uses the guy lying. | ||
| Don't interrupt me! | ||
| Don't talk over me! | ||
| Don't talk over me! | ||
| Puts him on hold. | ||
| It's just all the... | ||
| Weak tea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's the flexing of a guy who can't hold his own. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, I feel like I have the only really unassailable position on this, which is that... | ||
| If we got rid of everybody who was on the plane at least once, once or above, we'd be better off. | ||
| We'd be fine. | ||
| And let me tell you something. | ||
| No false innocence. | ||
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Let me shift your language just a tiny bit. | |
| I mean, took them out of the public's power structure. | ||
| Not get rid of. | ||
| I'm not in the mafia! | ||
| If people who are to the standard that you're describing Consequences. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Easy peasy. | ||
| As long as you're not making it sound like we gotta hit him. | ||
| Like, I've never been on the plane. | ||
| I would even go so far as to say... | ||
| 99% of the people have never been on the plane, and every one of them who was... | ||
| The vast majority of the population has not been on the plane. | ||
| I think we'd be fine without them. | ||
| If you were on the plane one time, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Unless you were on the plane and it wasn't your choice, then... | ||
| Sure, then whoa! | ||
| That's a totally different situation. | ||
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| What have you. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| So, get another call here. | ||
| And, um... | ||
| Well... | ||
| This caller believes that a better version of the Alex Jones was right meme should be Alex Jones didn't lie, which I take issue with. | ||
| Yeah, that could be an issue. | ||
| I think that's defamation. | ||
| Mic down for this, because where this goes, bad times. | ||
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I think that the meme of Alex Jones was right, I think that's a wonderful meme, but I think what would be more powerful, at least to me, would be Alex Jones was telling the truth. | |
| Because you've been wrong on some things, and you've apologized for those things, but you've been right on far more stuff than you've been wrong. | ||
| And I think it's much more powerful to say he was just telling the truth. | ||
| He was just reading the news, and he was telling the truth. | ||
| He wasn't lying to you. | ||
| Absolutely, but take the Sandy Hook thing. | ||
| I never really covered that. | ||
| I covered what people were saying. | ||
| And then later I said, okay, it happened. | ||
| But now that I've seen the trials rigged and how it all looks, I mean, it's definitely the whole thing's deep state. | ||
| That's all I can say. | ||
| So I think the public's original instinct about it was right. | ||
| I don't know what really happened there, but it is synthetic as hell. | ||
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Right. | |
| And I think that you're right to question things. | ||
| I mean, that's the right of every American. | ||
| But for me personally, I wasn't even talking about the Sandy Hook thing. | ||
| To me personally, I just want to say thank you for everything you've done. | ||
| My God. | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| I legit want a personal apology. | ||
| I want a personal apology from all of the media. | ||
| I went apeshit about how they, oh, Alex finally admitted something. | ||
| Alex finally apologized. | ||
| I want a personal fucking apology from every goddamn one of you. | ||
| We gotta get you back on Twitter. | ||
| Get that righteous outrage going. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Fuck them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| This is bad. | ||
| For Alex. | ||
| This... | ||
| Okay, so let's break down a couple things. | ||
| We know Alex's language and what things mean. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Him saying that this is synthetic is very bad. | ||
| Immediately after saying that the trial was rigged. | ||
| Well, but that's kind of normal for him. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| That I wouldn't even... | ||
| Bat an eyelash, quite frankly, at this point. | ||
| Sorry, continue. | ||
| Him saying Sandy Hook was synthetic is a way that he described the event when he was saying that everyone was actors. | ||
| This is hearkening back to that language. | ||
| Now, to make things even worse, when he says the people's instincts originally were right, that is him saying that they were actors. | ||
| That is... | ||
| The way he describes the theories that he just started to look at. | ||
| He was just looking at the suspicions that people had. | ||
| When he uses that kind of language, he is definitely, whether or not he actually believes anything, he is definitely giving voice to the this was all fake thing. | ||
| He said it again. | ||
| And I think, if I had to guess, it's based in anger. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When Mark Bankston was first on the show, first time, he speculated that one of the things that drove Alex is anger at these parents. | ||
| And I didn't really necessarily agree. | ||
| I thought it was an interesting perspective, but it wasn't the way I necessarily looked at it. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I'm coming more along to that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because he has said things that were so... | ||
| Disrespectful to the idea that there are grieving parents crying in court. | ||
| And, you know, I think that there is like a just... | ||
| How dare you make me feel bad. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And one of the things that I think is really telling about this is that Alex knows he fucked up. | ||
| Because here's the version of this that appears on his own website. | ||
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So I think that the meme of Alex Jones was right. | |
| I think that, you know, that's a wonderful meme. | ||
| But I think what... | ||
| Would be more powerful, at least to me, would be Alex Jones was telling the truth. | ||
| Because you've been wrong on some things, and you've apologized for those things, but you've been right on far more stuff than you've been wrong. | ||
| And I think it's much more powerful to say he was just telling the truth. | ||
| He was just reading the news, and he was telling the truth. | ||
| To me personally, I just want to say thank you for everything you've done. | ||
| He entirely cut it out. | ||
| And he edited out every part of the... | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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Yep. | |
| He knows he fucked up. | ||
| Well, what he said, if words mean things, which I don't know if they do, if words mean things, then what he said was, this happened, I didn't defame the families, then they sued me, and now that I've seen the trial is rigged and all of that stuff... | ||
| First, I said it happened. | ||
| I said, sure, it happened. | ||
| And then he said, but now the whole thing is deep state. | ||
| That's all I can say. | ||
| And the whole thing is totally synthetic. | ||
| And you're like, so you just talked yourself into defaming the parents again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he knows he fucked up. | ||
| He edited it out for a reason. | ||
| And the reason is because he was hoping that people would have caught it. | ||
| But unfortunately, he still, like, he did this on his show. | ||
| And it is on the version that went out on all the radio affiliates. | ||
| Still on the GCN feed of his show. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| And certainly this next week, I believe this will be a problem in court. | ||
| I would be surprised. | ||
| This is about as bad of a thing as he could do in the middle of this case. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He... | ||
| I was texting you about this. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know, because it's like... | ||
| I was flabbergasted. | ||
| Yeah, of course! | ||
| And one of the things that this does is it hands to the plaintiff's attorneys... | ||
| Concrete evidence that Alex will never change. | ||
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Nope. | |
| He can't learn lessons. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There is nothing that will stop him from doing things like this. | ||
| The very thing that he is in court for, the very thing that this trial and this jury is trying to determine the penalty of, he will not ever stop. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And that is a very valuable thing for the, not prosecution, the plaintiff's attorneys. | ||
| It's on a platter. | ||
| I mean, you remember both of their opening statements. | ||
| You remember Matty saying, you know, like, we have to stop him. | ||
| Basically, we have to stop him. | ||
| And the only way to do that is to take him off the air. | ||
| And the only way to do that is to take all of his money away. | ||
| And then Norm was like, that's not how you should work. | ||
| You shouldn't just do that. | ||
| You should punish him, and then he should be allowed to go on his day. | ||
| But this is just every bit of why, you know, because the jury didn't really know why that he has to be stopped. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, they've gotten all the shit he's done, and you can punish him for the shit he's done, and then say, okay, now that you've been punished, you know not to do this again. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But he's already been punished. | ||
| He's already lost a lawsuit. | ||
| Well, and he comes into court and does, like, this defiant, penitent act of, like, you know, I questioned some things, and it's my right to be a... | ||
| I think Norm sucks. | ||
| I got no sympathy for him, but man, having to deal with this is like, how do you not... | ||
| Beg the court to put a gag order on him. | ||
| Yeah, no, absolutely. | ||
| How do you not... | ||
| He can't stop himself from blowing up his own spot, basically. | ||
| No, he can't. | ||
| I'm amazed. | ||
| I don't know how Norm is in our... | ||
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Norm tried to get himself removed as counsel, and he couldn't. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| So, yeah, I don't know, man. | ||
| Pretty bad. | ||
| Tell him not to talk. | ||
| Honestly, I think it's going to play even worse in court that he cut it out of the episode that he posted. | ||
| Oh, it's not going to be good. | ||
| It shows so much awareness. | ||
| Awareness of what you did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you know what you did, didn't you, Alex? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So anyway, good luck. | ||
| Bad luck to you. | ||
| And you deserve every bit of what's about to fall on your fucking head. | ||
| So Alex takes some more calls, and this guy decides he's going to insult Chris Maddy. | ||
| And then they spitball some conspiracies. | ||
| Not about the case. | ||
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Smart. | |
| About the pipeline. | ||
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Alex, great to hear from you. | |
| Enjoying the book, loving the supplements. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
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Love the way that you handle that pencil neck geek of an attorney over there in Connecticut. | |
| What an idiot. | ||
| Oh, well, they've already rigged the jury. | ||
| It's all rigged. | ||
| The good news is I don't have any money. | ||
| They're not getting any money. | ||
| That's all a big joke on their asses. | ||
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Pipeline, they're saying that it's not being used, and why is a bunch of gas escaping out of it if it's not being used? | |
| That's a good point. | ||
| If Nord Stream 2 wasn't open, why wouldn't they blow it up? | ||
| Was it having so much gas through it? | ||
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Something didn't add up. | |
| Of course, nothing ever does. | ||
| Nothing they tell us on the mainstream ever makes anything. | ||
| Maybe Germany opened it up, and that pissed off NATO, and they blew it up. | ||
| Because, you know, the same day they blew that up, they opened up that new pipeline. | ||
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And who owns that pipeline? | |
| That's a good question. | ||
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I would like to know who owns that. | |
| Probably the United States owns that, huh? | ||
| That's why I love taking calls. | ||
| I didn't think of that. | ||
| If Nord Stream 2 was closed, never opened, didn't have gas in it, why when it blew up did it have gas in it? | ||
| Wow! | ||
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Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. | |
| Like I said, nothing they say makes sense. | ||
| We've got to put a headline out asking that question. | ||
| If Nord Stream 2 didn't have gas in it, why when it blew up did it have all that gas in it? | ||
| Wow. | ||
|
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Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. | |
| Nothing makes sense when you don't look into the things that are confusing you. | ||
| Like, if you have questions and they're sincere questions, find the answer to them. | ||
| But they don't care. | ||
| No. | ||
| They don't care about the question. | ||
| They don't care about the answer. | ||
| The question is a prop that's being used to justify their... | ||
| Continued disregard of any and all possible actual reality. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And to prop up and decorate their predetermined conclusions. | ||
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Sure. | |
| So the Nord Stream pipelines are closed in terms of there being no flow through them, but they're still full of gas. | ||
| It's estimated to be about 90% methane. | ||
| That's why the pictures that you see are of gas roiling to the surface as opposed to the classic image of an oil spill. | ||
| I could have found that out within a minute if you wanted to look into it. | ||
| I do appreciate the idea of being like, ah, I'd like to know who owns that pipeline. | ||
| Are you going to look that up? | ||
| Probably the United States. | ||
| No, don't need to look it up anymore. | ||
| Yeah, I've just decided. | ||
| It's probably the States. | ||
| Don't need to worry about it. | ||
| I won't buy... | ||
| No! | ||
| I withdraw my question, sir, for the answer is too obvious. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So that pipeline that he's decided probably the U.S. That's owned by the U.S. That one is the Baltic pipe, which opened around the same time as the other ones began leaking. | ||
| This is, of course, proof that everything, all of these are connected. | ||
| The pipeline is not owned by the United States. | ||
| It's a joint venture operated by the Danish company Energonet and the Polish oil company Gaz System. | ||
| with long periods of dormancy, but it's always been an attempt to decrease Europe's dependence on Russian oil. | ||
| As far back as the beginning of the year, they were estimating October 1st as their partial opening date with the full capacity possible by the beginning of 2023. | ||
| It's maybe interesting that this pipeline opened around the same time as those other ones were possibly sabotaged, but that alone is not enough to prove that these events are connected. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's enough to prove that in InfoWars land... | ||
| Well, I mean, I understand the coincidental timing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it is like, okay, you made a pipe that nobody was getting oil from leak, and this one's fine. | ||
| So what's the conspiracy there? | ||
| Like, who benefits from this? | ||
| NATO. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| It's probably the United States. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look, this conspiracy is dumb. | ||
| It's half-cooked. | ||
| It's meaningless. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| And that's why I don't have any answers. | ||
| What if? | ||
| Okay, now it looks like it couldn't have been accidental. | ||
| But have we accounted for giant spiders? | ||
| Those big... | ||
| Giant water spiders. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And they might want gas. | ||
| We don't know what makes them grow so big. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That sounds good enough for me. | ||
| We have not accounted for this. | ||
| We have not accounted for giant spiders. | ||
| Well... | ||
| This is an issue. | ||
| Alex, ask Skousen about it. | ||
| Russian spiders. | ||
| Now we're in real trouble. | ||
| So we jump to Friday, the 30th. | ||
| And here, Alex is in quite a mood at the beginning of the show. | ||
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| I tend to do hours of research at night and hours of research in the morning. | ||
| And then I come in here very frustrated and with a sense of insurmountability because there's no way to cover all of this properly. | ||
| But then I realize it's all part of the human process and all part of cycles we go through and we're entering the bottom of one of the most deadly cycles in human history, if not the most deadly. | ||
| With the high-tech weapons and systems that are on the surface of this planet, beneath the seas and in the air and space. | ||
| What? | ||
| But when I really get focused, I find a place of clarity and understanding and can really articulate why the enemy's doing what they're doing and what we have to do to stop them. | ||
| And so right now I'm in one of those focused places. | ||
| We'll see if I can stay there and just calmly go over this because the gravity of all of this is so, I love, first of all... | ||
| Setting the stakes real high. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Saying you're in that focused place, but then undercutting the stakes by saying, let's see if I can even stay in this place. | ||
| It is kind of interesting. | ||
| I can articulate it so clearly. | ||
| How long? | ||
| Could be five, could be ten minutes. | ||
| Probably not going to make it to the commercial break. | ||
| Doubtful. | ||
| I am not good at staying in this place. | ||
| I'm sleepy now. | ||
| So, this isn't good. | ||
| It's mostly the argument here is that demons... | ||
| Take children and then they mess them up. | ||
| And, you know, some of it is... | ||
| Hold on, keep going. | ||
| I'm going to give you a little bit of background music to really help you. | ||
| Some of it ends up in murder and some ends up with getting these kids to go and like... | ||
| Recruit more folks. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And these demons get the kids through the CPS and what have you. | ||
| It's all this thing in order to destroy the family. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it has to do with Alex's transphobia. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's basically how the globalists operate. | ||
| Yes, that... | ||
| Unfortunately, sounds like how the globalists do operate based upon what I know of the globalists. | ||
| I think we're all lucky they're not real. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, that could be a real issue. | ||
| So mostly this is going to end up being a bit of a transphobic display for a little bit, but there are some funny parts along the way, and that is this first part, at least. | ||
| Alex has determined that some people identify as aliens. | ||
| It doesn't get much more evil than this. | ||
| And then you see the national news showing the abject freak shows where the man's a woman and the woman's a man and there's this big movement now where they go, I'm not even a human. | ||
| I'm not a dog. | ||
| I'm not a cat. | ||
| I'm an alien. | ||
| And I talked to one of my good friends two nights ago and they went down with their wife down to 4th Street, which isn't, you know, the... | ||
| Out of control, criminal, overrun area like 6th Street, but still, they walked down by 6th Street, and they saw just all these creatures, black, white, Hispanic, you name it. | ||
| They couldn't tell what they were, but they looked like aliens. | ||
| Shaved heads, weird green eyeshadow, clownish looks, just like Drag Queen Storytime. | ||
| And they asked them, you know, what are you? | ||
| And they were hissing and saying, we're aliens. | ||
| I said that without even telling the crew I was going to say that. | ||
| Last segment, within 10 seconds, they pulled up Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, where these groups go on together with like 10, 15 boxes up on the computer screen, and they all look completely like aliens. | ||
| They're into how they've lost their humanity. | ||
| They're into how they're sexless. | ||
| This is what the globalist planned in Brave New World, published in 1931. | ||
| Hey, I was out on the streets of Chicago, and I have to report to you that there are large groups of people who identify as Santa. | ||
| I mean... | ||
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You saw, like, some drunk people out dressed as aliens. | |
| I know! | ||
| Like, here's a thought I just had, is like... | ||
| In Alex's world, no one ever just gets fucking high for a night, you know? | ||
| Like, nobody's ever just fucked up tonight. | ||
| Like, I'm going out to a party, I got fucked up, I did a little MDMA, and now I'm gonna hiss at you! | ||
| Like, that might be fun tonight! | ||
| Like, who cares? | ||
| Or if, like, it's some people on, like, an alien bar crawl or something like that. | ||
| Totally, yes! | ||
| Having some fun. | ||
| A theme party, yes! | ||
| Like, if he saw the Santa bar crawl or the zombie bar crawl... | ||
| Are the Flaming Lips still touring? | ||
| They could have been going to a... | ||
| The Flaming Lips show! | ||
| There's a number of possibilities, but apparently this is terrifying. | ||
| I just wish that his worldview doesn't ever encapsulate somebody just being really fucked up and having a good night and saying weird shit to you. | ||
| It's always got to be an ongoing thing. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| So, Alex, one of the things that we know from watching his show and paying attention to a lot of this stuff is that We look at the satanic panic that's going on now and the satanic panic of the 80s as kind of separate incidents. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There was a flare-up and then it went low. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's coming back. | ||
| As opposed to one giant long incident. | ||
| And Alex believes it's one long incident. | ||
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Of course. | |
| And it's all real. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The devil just was getting, I guess, active in the 80s. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| And then there was a little bit of a lapse. | ||
| The devil's a little bit like Earth's herpes. | ||
| You know, it shows up every now and again, and then it's like, oh, I haven't had an outbreak for a while. | ||
| Or he just needed a nap. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| It's so hard to possess everybody. | ||
| And you gotta see, I mean, he's... | ||
| It takes a lot of energy. | ||
| He's eons old. | ||
| True. | ||
| You know, I bet he's real sleepy. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I'm pushing 40 and I'm tired as hell. | ||
| What if instead of the devil being like all the red horns and the tail and all that, it was more like an ent from Lord of the Rings and he's just like, I'm going... | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| Satan? | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| Satan? | ||
| Maybe that's why the Satanic Panic has gone from the 80s to the present. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Yeah, he's trying to finish out his name. | ||
| So one of the things that was a feature of that Satanic Panic was, of course, the McMartin school case, and Ted Gunderson's involvement in things, and Alex loves Gunderson. | ||
| Imagine being the first Ted Gunderson to expose this, and people think you're crazy. | ||
| Yeah, that'd be crazy. | ||
| He could have stayed at the FBI. | ||
| He left the FBI so he could expose this. | ||
| He discovered whole towns run by devil worshippers. | ||
| Well, now they're expanding to take over everything. | ||
| At the end of the day, that's what they are. | ||
| They're devil worshippers hiding behind science, hiding behind the science of psychology and psychiatry. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And they are now expanding it down to the grassroots level. | ||
| They're not in beta anymore. | ||
| They're in operational. | ||
| So I have this big stack of news and I... | ||
| I said I'd get to it later, but I'll actually go over the documents last segment of this hour. | ||
| But remember when we're covering all this other information. | ||
| That witches are real. | ||
| That when you see high-level Democrat politicians, particularly, and some Republicans, when you see some of these judges and these Democrat lawyers. | ||
| Like yours? | ||
| Nine times out of ten, they are devil-worshipping pedophiles. | ||
| Period. | ||
| That's why they look like vampires. | ||
| That's why they act like vampires. | ||
| They're all these types. | ||
| And you learn the look of them, and then you see their policies, and they support sexualization of children, chemical castration of children, physical castration of children, because they want the spiritual act of destroying innocence and the future. | ||
| And it's hard to come to grips with it, but when you actually get around these people, you see the deadness in their eyes. | ||
| You see what they are. | ||
| They're like wraiths. | ||
| And they know what they are doing. | ||
| So, everybody that is against Alex, or Alex is against, is a knowing satanic pedophile. | ||
| They know what they're doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That sounds pretty evil. | ||
| No, no, no, that's how you demonize an entire group. | ||
| Oh, no, no, yeah, that's really bad. | ||
| It's not even an entire group. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's everyone you're against. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Anybody I decide today. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like the nine times out of ten, though. | ||
| What's the other person doing? | ||
| Well, it's Alex's lawyer. | ||
| Well, I know, but I mean... | ||
| It's exactly the rebuttal you made. | ||
| But, like, they go into, like, an office setting and they're all sitting around and he's like, oh boy, I hope they don't know that I'm the only one who's not a knowing pedophile here. | ||
| Who worships Satan. | ||
| Like, that would be awkward. | ||
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It would. | |
| It certainly would. | ||
| Thankfully, this is all in Alex's head. | ||
| That is thankful. | ||
| Now, Alex decides to take a bit of his time. | ||
| To describe the taxonomy of demons. | ||
| Like Kingdom Phylum, like we're going to go through the whole hierarchy. | ||
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Okay, all right. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| I'm interested. | ||
| So there's different classes of those that have fallen to evil. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We've got to put a handbook out on it. | ||
| Yes, you should. | ||
| The Monster Spaniel? | ||
| Trying to get people's attention. | ||
| But we've kind of got the zombie folks that are in a trance, that just watch TV and are online all day and eat GMO, that don't exercise. | ||
| The glow-in-the-dark type folks. | ||
| They can be black, they can be white, but they have that translucent, weird kind of zombie look because they're in a trance medically in major studies. | ||
| The general public, compared to even 50 years ago or 20 years ago, is in a near daydream, waking, sleeping, sleepwalking state. | ||
| So you got the zombos. | ||
| Technical term. | ||
| They're every age, color, race. | ||
| They're everywhere in the industrialized world. | ||
| Then you've got people that kind of become more like gremlin wraiths. | ||
| Gremlin wraiths. | ||
| Take down the whole operating system of corruption and hatred of the family, and they love soy, and they love GMO, and they love whatever the system does, and they worship the system and act like they're avant-garde rebels when they're totally backed by the New World Order, and they just do whatever the system says, and they will try to get rid of their humanity any way they can. | ||
| To make themselves look as ugly as possible, and they act in big groups and in coordination. | ||
| The zombies don't so much act in coordination, they just mill around mindlessly. | ||
| The gremlin wraiths are mischievous, hateful, project their own hatred of themselves onto you, follow whatever the globalist New World Order say, whatever the new thing is. | ||
| They're the NPCs with a limited mission. | ||
| So, we got the Zombos and Gremlin Wraiths. | ||
| I was kind of hoping we would get a lot more than that. | ||
| Well, there's more. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Because I feel like I'm writing down everything. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| We need to break this up a little bit. | ||
| I want it. | ||
| I want his Monster's Manual. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has no Gygax. | ||
| I'll tell you that right now. | ||
| Gremlin Wraiths. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What do you see when you hear Gremlin Wraiths? | ||
| I see Alex not preparing. | ||
| Because he would have a different name if he wasn't just coming up with this on the fly. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| There's not... | ||
| I don't see... | ||
| So, Gremlin, I see the... | ||
| I mean, first off, do you see Gizmo or do you see, like, the D&D Gremlin? | ||
| You see... | ||
| You're a Gizmo guy. | ||
| I'm a Gizmo guy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm a... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, we'll go with that. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And then the Wraith part... | ||
| So, it's Gizmo wearing a robe. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I'll take that. | ||
| I want to join them. | ||
| Well, they are mischievous. | ||
| I know. | ||
| They love soy. | ||
| I like soy. | ||
| I make some soy stir-fry. | ||
| I got some little nuggets. | ||
| It's fantastic. | ||
| I prefer oat milk to soy milk myself. | ||
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That's fair. | |
| I love that Alex is still a hanger-on with the soy boy stuff. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| I thought we were past it. | ||
| I think everybody kind of likes it now, right? | ||
| Look, I say on fleek as a joke about how out of the loop I am. | ||
| Alex, I think, is sincere with how out of the loop he is with the right-wing talking points. | ||
| Yeah, maybe you guys didn't like soy because you just didn't know how to prepare it, you know? | ||
| It could be. | ||
| Learn how to cook. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Zombos. | ||
| Pretty much everybody that Alex doesn't like. | ||
| Yeah, watch TV. | ||
| You know that unusual thing people do? | ||
| Like Alex does all the fucking time. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| Like he has thoughts on The View all the time. | ||
| So much. | ||
| I'm so mad at Bill Maher. | ||
| Uh-huh, uh-huh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They just waddle around. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They mill about. | ||
| They don't really gather in groups. | ||
| No. | ||
| Gremlin Wraiths. | ||
| Big groups. | ||
| I think that that's the protesters, basically. | ||
| I would say, yeah. | ||
| The zombie, zombos are individuals that Alex doesn't like. | ||
| Then the gremlin wraiths are like protesters and... | ||
| People going to parties. | ||
| Organized things that Alex doesn't like. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But there's another level above that, and of course, it involves the CPS, I believe. | ||
| I think they're the next level. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so... | ||
| You have the zombies, you have the gremlin servants, and then you have the Renfields that actually serve the Draculas. | ||
| And there's a hierarchy in those. | ||
| There's a Renfield hierarchy? | ||
| He brings kidnapped babies to Dracula, who then gives it to his brood of women when he has his sex orgies. | ||
| So they're giving you archetypes of this. | ||
| And so Renfields are your corrupt CPS workers. | ||
| Renfields are your corrupt family court judges. | ||
| Renfields are the people in Germany and the U.S. at the orphanages that deliver children to the pedophile ranks. | ||
| And there's different levels of Renfields. | ||
| Low-level Renfields just to groom and deliver children. | ||
| Then you'll have Renfields that keep children ready and trained, and they're trying to transition, as Renfield is in the book Dracula, to being a full vampire. | ||
| And so they actually rape children, they hurt children, and they're always begging Dracula, can I take part in killing them? | ||
| And then Dracula slaps them down. | ||
| Because you've got to really work hard and beg to get to the point where you're actually slicing up children and drinking their blood. | ||
| And that's literal. | ||
| That's what these people do. | ||
| They torture children to death. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So where are you at? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I mean, we jumped pretty far from love, soy, and mischievous direct to kidnap babies. | ||
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Right. | |
| That happened so fast. | ||
| And beg to drink their blood. | ||
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I really feel like there should be a middle level in between there and there. | |
| Well, I mean, I think if you're talking about a hierarchy of demons, essentially, there's not going to be a benign, boring demon. | ||
| I guess zombies. | ||
| I mean, yeah, but why not have some regular bureaucrat? | ||
| That might be in the hierarchy of vampires. | ||
| Well, I suppose. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| They would steal your blood, I guess. | ||
| Except they have to be worse than the Renfields. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because they're higher up on the chain. | ||
| Well, they don't have to be worse. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| You're getting this backwards. | ||
| They're higher up. | ||
| So they don't have to do the dirty work. | ||
| You see what I'm saying? | ||
| But the dirty work wouldn't be being done if it weren't for them and their demands. | ||
| I mean, they just say things and then they appear. | ||
| Nobody's making any hard demands. | ||
| Dracula's not making hard demands of Renfield. | ||
| Dracula's just insinuating that things would be a good idea to bring to him. | ||
| Sure, sure he is. | ||
| So we have an identification of Dracula in this next clip. | ||
| Dracula has to be... | ||
| Who? | ||
| Oh, there's only one Dracula. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| There's other vampires. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| But there's one Dracula. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I think you already know who it is. | ||
| I mean, it's gotta be Stelter. | ||
| No, it's King Charles. | ||
| These are the classics. | ||
| Didn't see that coming. | ||
| Zombie. | ||
| Just didn't. | ||
| Gremlin Wraith. | ||
| And then you get your low-level Renfield. | ||
| Mid-level Renfield, higher-level Renfield. | ||
| There's probably five or six levels of Renfields, depending on the system they've set up. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Justify the fourth level. | ||
| And you get the King of England at the top, Count Dracula. | ||
| So, that's it. | ||
| Basically, that's how it actually works, and you should just know that. | ||
| So, it takes a... | ||
| Charles. | ||
| Who's a scientist and a doctor and a researcher, but has a strong will. | ||
| That's who you are. | ||
| That's who I am. | ||
| We'll take these guys on. | ||
| And you've got to know who they are. | ||
| You've got to know the different classes of them. | ||
| And once you know this, you're like, oh, there's a Renfield. | ||
| And they always act the same. | ||
| They're weak to bows. | ||
| They get really excited around about Helsing. | ||
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My master will get you. | |
| I mean, they literally do this. | ||
| People see them do it. | ||
| And so when you see a Chuckie Schumer, that's a vampire. | ||
| When you see a Hillary, that's a vampire. | ||
| When you see a Prince Charles, that's Count Dracula. | ||
| When you see these people, that's who they are. | ||
| Get it? | ||
| This is how things work. | ||
| And that's just how it is nice to know. | ||
| We've got Zombos. | ||
| We've got Gremlin Wraiths. | ||
| We've got the anywhere from five or six layers of Redfields. | ||
| And then we've got regular vampires. | ||
| Hillary. | ||
| Hillary. | ||
| Schumer. | ||
| Schumer. | ||
| And then at the top. | ||
| King Charles. | ||
| The guy who has been essentially ignored for the past 70 years. | ||
| And clowned on largely and disliked by most people. | ||
| Everybody kind of hates this dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's Dracula. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So he was behind the scenes. | ||
| I feel like you don't understand that in Dracula myths, one of the essential features is that Dracula had a wife that everyone liked way more who died. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Regularly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So this is dumb. | ||
| So what was the queen doing? | ||
| Did she know he was Dracula? | ||
| She was Dracula previously. | ||
| You can't just not be... | ||
| You can't stop being Dracula. | ||
| I think you can when you die. | ||
| Dracula doesn't die! | ||
| He's undead! | ||
| He's immortal! | ||
| King Charles staked her. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| To pass on. | ||
| And then got the Dracula powers. | ||
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Right. | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
| That's what I imagined. | ||
| Because I think that what Alex is saying is the station of the King of England is the... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Is the seat of Dracula. | ||
| That's the Dracula. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| But then again, Alex does always say that, like, Prince Charles has talked about how he, like, Transylvanian heritage. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
|
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So... | |
| I mean, it all makes sense now. | ||
| I'm glad that he was so focused. | ||
| I'm still stuck on the gremlin wraiths. | ||
|
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Why? | |
| Because I just see a little gizmo wearing a black robe. | ||
| Pulling pranks? | ||
| I also, like, okay, highest ranking gremlin wraith is that equivalent to the lowest ranking Renfield. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Renfields are always above... | ||
| Well, Renfields are the servants of the Draculas and the vampires. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The gremlin wraiths... | ||
| Not really. | ||
| They're just out there causing mischief. | ||
| They do evil, but it's like, ah, playful evil. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Maybe nobody gives them commands. | ||
| They're chaotic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're like the goths just roaming about, tearing down Rome, whatever they can. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| You mean the historical goths. | ||
| Historical goths. | ||
| No, not goth people. | ||
| Deep house music goths. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So unfortunately, there's ways that you can end up becoming a vampire. | ||
| Do I hate somebody that is gay? | ||
| Better be my bitch. | ||
| Who just has a relationship with somebody? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| There are a lot of nice people that are. | ||
| But that's the gateway into this whole thing. | ||
| And it's heterosexuals or pedophiles as well. | ||
| But the entire LGBT movement has turned into a giant pedophilic operation. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| What a load of shit. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I mean, it makes it less fun, right? | ||
| I mean, it's a lot of fun to hear Alex rambling about the hierarchy of demons and the way he views the world. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| It's silly and stupid, but then you realize kind of at the end of the day that this is all just anti-LGBTQ plus narrative that... | ||
| I mean, there's implied violence within it. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| While you're maligning anybody. | ||
| And essentially arguing that being gay can be a gateway drug to vampirism. | ||
| Or being a pedophile. | ||
| And, of course, heterosexual people can be pedophiles, too. | ||
| Naturally, anyone I disagree with is also a pedophile, regardless of what their sexual orientation may or may not be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So basically everyone but Alex fucks kids. | ||
| According to Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Good. | ||
| And Ted Nugent also. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Although Ted Nugent does... | ||
| Allegedly... | ||
| He's got a note-perfect way of describing something. | ||
| I mean, he does have a song, I'm a Predator. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I was trying to do it pun-like, but yeah. | ||
| So Alex needs money. | ||
| Because he's fighting. | ||
| He's Van Helsinging. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's Van Helsinging. | ||
| He's... | ||
| No. | ||
| Nugent Van Helsing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex... | ||
| Van Helsing. | ||
| He needs money. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You wanted somebody to fight. | ||
| You wanted somebody to stand up in the New World Order. | ||
| We did it. | ||
| Together. | ||
| The listeners, the viewers, this broadcast, myself, the crew, the guests, and now we're in the main battle. | ||
| It's really a simple equation. | ||
| And God keeps me humble. | ||
| But I gotta tell you, right now, I barely have the money to pay my lawyers. | ||
| I barely have the money to travel to Connecticut next week. | ||
| The bankruptcy court has me personally paying for my travel and everything up there. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Great. | ||
| But I'm almost out of money. | ||
| Go to saveinfowars.com. | ||
| That's the URL to make personal donations to Infowars for our legal and our travel. | ||
| We need your help. | ||
| We're in the fight. | ||
| We're like the Alamo sending a letter out asking for help. | ||
| Whatever happens, happens. | ||
| It's up to you. | ||
| It's Colonel Travis sending out a letter that I need $80,000 to get a private jet to go to Connecticut. | ||
| You know, it's... | ||
| A fucking asshole. | ||
| It is like, listen, I get it. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| You realize that you can't just book a Southwest flight. | ||
| If I'm standing in fucking boarding group C and I see Alex Jones in front of me... | ||
| I get it, man. | ||
| That can't happen. | ||
| That just can't. | ||
| But you could fly first class. | ||
| You know, you get your own little... | ||
| You get to show up early or whatever the fuck it is. | ||
| There's only like 10 people in there. | ||
| Wear a wig, sunglasses. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You could probably not get too harassed. | ||
| You could go as... | ||
| Well, I wouldn't recommend this. | ||
| Now that I think about it. | ||
| If he tried to do Medea, it could be an issue. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Don't do a Medea. | ||
| Don't do a Medea. | ||
| There is also probably a cheaper way to charter travel. | ||
| You know, like, even if he had to do that, I think it would probably be a cheaper option. | ||
| Hitch a ride. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| Somebody's flying somewhere. | ||
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Right. | |
| You know rich people. | ||
| Be like, hey, drop me on your plane real quick. | ||
| Take the tank. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| It's going to be a long trip. | ||
| It'll be a lot more than $80,000 to drive that tank from Austin to Connecticut. | ||
| Do a caravan. | ||
| Do some rallies along the way. | ||
| Owen paved the path. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| So we got a headline here. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Remember, this came out last week. | ||
| It was in Der Spiegel. | ||
| It was in the German news. | ||
| This is what the Great Reset looks like. | ||
| Germany's Greens plan to ban native Germans from a third of jobs promote diversity. | ||
| They don't just bring in outside populations, they then don't let you have a job. | ||
| German Greens plan to ban native Germans from a third of jobs promote diversity. | ||
| So this isn't true. | ||
| A member of the Greens parliamentary group recently said, quote, by the end of 2026, a third of all newly advertised positions in the city should be filled by applicants with a migration background. | ||
| This is a headline that Alex is reading from Summit.News, Paul Joseph Watson's site, and just on its face, the way this is being reported is convoluted. | ||
| Here's how the article starts. | ||
| Quote, in the name of promoting diversity, ruling Greens in the German city of Hanover plan to ban a third of native citizens from applying for government jobs so they can be given to migrants. | ||
| Yes, really. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| How is a third of city jobs ideally being filled by non-German-born citizens the equivalent of banning a third of native citizens from applying for those jobs? | ||
| That's just nonsense, unless Paul somehow believes that the only jobs available in Hanover are from the city. | ||
| Paul reports it this way because it's a much more flashy headline than City Aims for 30% Immigrant Workforce. | ||
| Paul's version is easier for Alex to yell about and get his audience nice and scared with. | ||
| That's why he writes the completely nonsensical and dishonest title that he does. | ||
| It's because Paul's role is to churn out rage bait that demagogues like Alex can then use to incite their audiences. | ||
| Here's the part of the story that Paul doesn't want to bring up, and neither does Alex. | ||
| Hanover's population is only 78% German-born. | ||
| Aiming for a city workforce of approximately 30% non-German-born individuals is really not too far off from accurately reflecting the city's demographic makeup. | ||
| Considering that the 30% that they're talking about is a goal, not a mandate... | ||
| It's likely that they'll fall short of that number, and maybe, maybe they'll hit 22% immigrant hires, which would be exactly representational of the city as a whole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is outrage based on nothing, and it's actually based on less than nothing. | ||
| It's based on a willful ignorance of basic reality, because that reality would get in the way of being able to agitate against groups of people you don't like, and you want your audience not to like. | ||
| Pure and simple. | ||
| Race thing, though. | ||
| It is that classic just, you know, like, if their lives get better, that means your life has to get worse. | ||
| And it's always that argument. | ||
| It's been that way for so long. | ||
| It's been that way. | ||
| It's why unions couldn't integrate a hundred years ago. | ||
| And it's always that. | ||
| Nobody can really break through the skulls of so many people that if everybody's life gets better, everybody's life gets better. | ||
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That includes you! | |
| It includes you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You are also everybody. | ||
| Yeah, but I think there's some people who want other people's lives not to be better. | ||
| That is definitely the truth. | ||
| And their names are Paul and Alex and many others. | ||
| So Alex has a guest on, and this is weird. | ||
| And the John Birch Society was founded more than, what was it, 60 plus years ago, when an army officer, John Birch, who didn't go along with the CIA in 1949, Handing all the power to Mao Zedong to defeat Chiang Kai-shek, he was tortured to death, and so the term, the John Birch Society, was founded. | ||
| I'm not a member of the John Birch Society, but my dad read their writings and woke up when he was young. | ||
| My grandfather, his father, was aware of it. | ||
| My dad was a teenager, did radio broadcast in Dallas. | ||
| He'd drive up from our ranch, 100 miles south of there every weekend to do them. | ||
| And the John Birch Society, if you go read the books and the interviews and the speeches they gave, it all was right. | ||
| It all came true. | ||
| So, you wonder why Alex Jones is tomorrow's news today. | ||
| Well, 50 years news today is the John Birch Society. | ||
| And Robert Owens joins us for the balance of the hour, national council member of the John Birch Society. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Is he on there to say the N-word a lot, to remind people of the John Birch Society? | ||
| I mean, eventually we'll get there. | ||
| Yeah, I was gonna say. | ||
| Give them time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so Alex is having a representative from the John Birch Society on to talk about how the John Birch Society has been actually right about everything, and they're so great, and apparently not only was Alex's dad super into the John Birch Society, he did a JBS radio show every weekend. | ||
| Yeah, that's an issue. | ||
| Alex's grandpa was also into the... | ||
| That's a problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I got some flack a little bit. | ||
| After we put out the Alex's War episode, there was a part that Alex was downplaying his family's John Birch Society connections, let's say. | ||
| And I got a little bit of flack for like, I think his dad maybe had read a book, but go fuck yourself. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Come the fuck on. | ||
| Alex selectively deploys information about what his ideological background is because it's... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And in a setting like that fucking dumbass documentary, it's not advantageous for him to be like, the John Birch Society or prophets are the best ever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He knows that would make him look bad. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Alex's backstory is, I think, similar to, like, in The Dark Knight when the Joker was describing how he got scars and he changed the story every time. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And you're like, because that's the Joker. | ||
| You shouldn't believe what he says. | ||
| That reminds me of Alex. | ||
| Yeah, there's similarities. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex isn't a member, which is weird. | ||
| Why isn't he? | ||
| To say that the John Byrd Society and your founder have been vindicated, my friend, Robert Owens, is an understatement. | ||
| Why don't you start a little history of the JBS, the original Alex Jones? | ||
| Wild. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you so much, Alex, for having me on the show. | ||
| And I wouldn't be much of a Bircher if I didn't begin by saying, Alex, if you're not a member, let me invite you to join the John Birch Society. | ||
| And why won't he? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe it would make him sound fucking crazy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because if he was a proud member of the John Birch Society, maybe that would come up when he's on Rogan. | ||
| You'd think. | ||
| Or maybe when he's trying to pass himself off as some kind of a non-crazy John Birch Society extreme right-wing fucking fanatic, then it would play against him. | ||
| I remember him being above it all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I remember him being above that left-right paradigm. | ||
| Well, you could make an argument that the bleh fascist leaning in service of large corporations. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Rooted in the National Association of Manufacturers. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Anti-communism because we all have huge corporations that would suffer financially by workers having rights. | ||
| Be terrible. | ||
| You know, maybe that is a little bit above it all. | ||
| Well, I mean, it is maybe a different paradigm that they have chopped out of a magazine and then put on top of ours. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Maybe it is above it all to be like the civil rights movement was a communist conspiracy and I wish Rhodesia still exists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe it is. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| Go fuck yourself. | ||
| What a worm. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, Alex loves this dude. | ||
| This Owens guy. | ||
| Powerful. | ||
| Robert Owens. | ||
| I'm just going to let you host the rest of the hour. | ||
| I'm going to come back and introduce you. | ||
| I want you to knock it out of the park. | ||
| But man, John Byrd Society. | ||
| Robert Welsh. | ||
| He's talking about the best there is, folks. | ||
| Stay with us. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| He doesn't actually hand off the show, but this is some of the most glowing praise I've heard him. | ||
| Publicly make for the Robert Welsh, admitting that he's aware who Robert Welsh is, is wild. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Well, but I mean, it is good on some fronts, because at least it's fucking forthright. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. | ||
| You know, not playing some kind of a peekaboo mask game. | ||
| That's the most I've heard anybody praise the John Birch Society. | ||
| You haven't heard this guy. | ||
| In public. | ||
| You haven't heard the guests. | ||
| Oh, that's not going to be good. | ||
| He loves them. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| I mean, he's a part of them. | ||
| He's basically a recruiter. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's an army recruiter. | ||
| So anyway, they have some candidates that are really excited about this at the JBS. | ||
| Hey, you can go to college if you go to the JBS. | ||
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But here's the exciting part. | |
| There are unbelievable warriors, and I'm going to give you a name. | ||
| J.R. Majewski, a fellow running for Congress in the Toledo area against Marcy Kaptur, a 38-year member of Congress. | ||
| He is killing it. | ||
| He is on the warfare fighting and battling and taking the stabs. | ||
| And the worst stabs are from the establishment Republicans, Alex. | ||
| A stab? | ||
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It's not really a Democrat problem. | |
| It's the Republican problem because they don't want constitutional You might recognize that dude's name because he's the guy who's been accused recently of stolen valor for misrepresenting his service record. | ||
| He'd claimed that he was in combat in Afghanistan, but there are no records of that, and his claim that his deployment was classified has been questioned by experts. | ||
| Even if it were classified what he was doing, there's still ways he could corroborate that deployment, which he has failed to do. | ||
| Also, it turns out he was dishonest about why he couldn't re-enlist after his first stretch in the Air Force. | ||
| He apparently was stationed at a base in Okinawa and got popped for drunk driving mere days before 9-11, which led to him being demoted from airman first class to basic airman. | ||
| This mess has resulted in the GOP not being really hot on him anymore as, you know, the stabs from the Republicans. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's good to see that he still has the Birchers behind him. | ||
| He's running against Marcy Kaptur, who's been in office since 1983, so I don't know if I'm going to put too much money on JR here. | ||
| The district, though, was widely reshaped in 2020, which led to a much higher GOP voting percentage, but it might not be enough. | ||
| I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| It went from a heavily pro-Democrat district in the Cook Partisan Index to a slightly Republican one. | ||
| So it's a toss-up. | ||
| I wouldn't put my money on this level of a candidate with a toss-up. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| He seems like he sucks. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| Also, he was in the January 6th riot. | ||
| Ah, man. | ||
| He was there. | ||
| So that's cool. | ||
| Can you do that? | ||
| I just feel like you can't do that. | ||
| Apparently you can. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| So, like I said, I've rarely heard Alex have, like, specific awareness about things in the JBS because, you know, he tries to play fast and loose about it. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| I just heard some of their ideas when they were... | ||
| Hey, you don't want to be associated with the genre. | ||
| My dad had a friend over who liked them. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Or something. | ||
| But no, Alex loves Robert Welsh. | ||
| I don't want to get into a groveling section over him, but Robert Welch was just a super genius. | ||
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Well, he really was. | |
| This was a guy that, at age 16, graduated from college. | ||
| By the time he was 20, he had been to the U.S. Naval Academy and Harvard Law School. | ||
| Yeah, he was pretty accomplished, but also he was a candy man. | ||
| And in the free market economy. | ||
| He literally took over the whole candy market. | ||
| They go, oh, he's a candy maker. | ||
| Like that puts him down. | ||
| That a super competitive market, he could dominate it. | ||
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Yeah, so he invented things like the Sugar Daddy, Junior Mints. | |
| So the company that Welsh was at invented those candies, but what Alex and this dude are saying isn't really true. | ||
| Welsh's business, Oxford Candy Company, went out of business. | ||
| His brother James also ran a candy company called the James O. Welsh Company, which survived, and after Oxford collapsed, James hired Robert. | ||
| But sure, he was the best businessman ever, and he took over the candy market single-handedly. | ||
| What was the one we created on Behind the Bastards? | ||
| What was it, just the fuckstick? | ||
| Is that how good it was? | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| I think it was that bad. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| But yeah, we were on an episode of Behind the Bastards about Robert Welch, so if you'd like to learn more, that is there. | ||
| So, look, we got one last clip here, and it's because I'm not interested in hearing this goddamn recruiter for the John Birch Society on Alex's show. | ||
| But it is relevant to bring up that this is recruitment. | ||
| That is what this is. | ||
| And you can hear it pretty clearly here. | ||
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Let's explore liberty. | |
| So here's the thing. | ||
| My recommendation is, if you mean business, if you want to be part of an organization that is going to give you the absolute best information going, Go to JBS.org and sign up. | ||
| They will put you in touch with a local field officer, guys like me all over the country. | ||
| We have some of the most unbelievable men and women as professionals that can put you in a specific action agenda chapter where you're going to be doing things, where you're actually going to be making a difference and pushing the... | ||
| So this is kind of an interesting development in Alex's path, whatever the fuck he's doing now. | ||
| You have a JBS recruiter who's coming in. | ||
| Alex is showing more awareness and giving effusive praise about Robert Welch, the organization as a whole, everything. | ||
| He's insinuating himself in involvement at the JBS far more than he usually does. | ||
| And it's in service of leading to this guy pitching, hey, if you're serious, you should join the John Birch Society. | ||
| And I think that's weird. | ||
| It sounds like brokered programming. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Honestly. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, it sounds like a multi-level marketing scheme getting an hour on a free radio show. | ||
| There are feelings like that. | ||
| Like, from everything that I understand from listening to as much of him as I have, I don't think that this is out of line with his philosophies. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I think his ideology is exactly that people should be warned. | ||
| He will take money. | ||
| But I think that in the past he has been far more cautious about giving too much public airing to his love of the John Birch Society. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He has, in the past, obviously, made some overtures. | ||
| There's a bit more. | ||
| And, uh... | ||
| In the past, it was not always in the context of interviewing a recruiter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who's trying to funnel listeners to the recruitment phone lines. | ||
| Yeah, that one's tough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That one's tough. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| I wouldn't want to... | ||
| Maybe it's just that the... | ||
| You know, I don't think the JBS is really known that well anymore, right? | ||
| What it stands for is... | ||
| I think it slipped a little from public consciousness. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I think it is more like... | ||
| You know, you can say it now because most people don't even fucking know what you're talking about. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, absent in their discussion of the past of the JBS, they don't talk about Fred Koch. | ||
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Nope. | |
| They don't talk about Ravilo P. Oliver. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So, they don't talk about the connections between, like... | ||
| The Nazi party? | ||
| I think they had a slightly different name at the National Alliance, I believe. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| Yeah, some of that stuff is not so important. | ||
| But yeah, I found that to be troubling. | ||
| They also didn't talk about how the mythology behind the John Birch, not true. | ||
| Well, and that people who knew the actual John Birch say that he would not be in support of his name being attached to this organization. | ||
| They leave that out. | ||
| Yeah, because why ruin a good time? | ||
| Hey, you know, what is it? | ||
| It just disrespects the person we're claiming is the inspiration for our organization. | ||
| A name is just a name. | ||
| It's a public domain name. | ||
| If you think we're mad about it, then we'll just say it's about a different John Birch. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| We don't care. | ||
| Well, they couldn't do that because it's so important that he was the first casualty of the Cold War. | ||
| Anyway, look, there's some stuff that's happened that has sucked. | ||
| There's been some stuff that's been dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But man. | ||
| There is nothing more like... | ||
| Him calling it a synthetic event again? | ||
| I can't... | ||
| I can't... | ||
| Can't believe it. | ||
| I can't even put into words how much I can't believe how stupid he is. | ||
| I just... | ||
| I mean, it is... | ||
| Eventually, I mean, it's just, it's not even stupid. | ||
| He just cannot stop himself. | ||
| He has no self-control whatsoever, and if you want him to stop saying or doing something, either his entire audience has to not pay attention or stop giving him money for it, or you have to shut him down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I guess I was going to say that it's kind of stupid to have no self-control and not work on that. | |
| But then I kind of, you know, if you think about it a little bit more, that lack of self-control is essential to him being able to put on the show. | ||
| Yeah, and to learn self-control and practice it would probably hurt him more than him just being like, fuck, I defamed these people again. | ||
| Totally. | ||
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Totally. | |
| But he's not so dumb that he doesn't edit it out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fucking hell. | ||
| It is like there is an entire structure. | ||
| Based around making sure Alex continues to behave the way he does. | ||
| Whether the pressure is like... | ||
| But it's all him. | ||
| Right, but I don't think the pressure is direct, like, oh, Alex, you need to keep doing that. | ||
| Alex, you need to do this or anything. | ||
| Just so much as it is like, hey, man, if I stop for a second, all of these people are going to lose all of their money or whatever it is. | ||
| Their jobs? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Oh no, Owen Troyer will be out of work. | ||
| I mean, I think he's talking more about his family and that kind of stuff. | ||
| I think they're fine. | ||
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They're gold buried everywhere. | |
| You'd think. | ||
| Yeah, you'd think. | ||
| But, whatever. | ||
| Bunch of assholes. | ||
| Totally. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, we'll be back. | ||
| Indeed we will. | ||
| I am interested to see how the aftermath of this plays out in the real world in a courtroom. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And we'll see that court starts back on Tuesday, so we'll see what transpires. | ||
| Probably won't be good. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Yeah, we'll be back. | ||
| Until then, Jordan, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| We will be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I am Wilford Snibblesnabble of the Gribble Pebble. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |