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Sept. 16, 2022 - Knowledge Fight
02:00:33
#725: September 13-14, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the beginning of Alex's trial in Connecticut, and what's going on in the Infowars studio while the case plays out.  In this installment, Alex gets petty about his books sales, Tucker gets petty about Alex's book sales, and Alex covers Tucker getting petty about Alex's book sales. Citations Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
14:26
d
dan friesen
01:02:21
j
jordan holmes
27:39
Appearances
n
norm pattis
01:00
r
robert barnes
02:17
r
roger stone
03:18
t
tucker carlson
01:12
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
roger stone
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge.
unidentified
Fight.
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
Come with me and you'll see a bright spot.
I didn't Prepare a pair of songs.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, I'm waiting for you to run out of gas on this one.
That's why.
dan friesen
My bright spot is my Wonka games are paying off.
unidentified
The first golden ticket button has been found.
dan friesen
It was found by Juniper in Vermont.
So congratulations, Juniper.
This is very, very exciting.
I can't wait to see where these other ones turn up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because I am not rigging this thing.
No, obviously.
I have, as you can see, there's like boxes of buttons, and I'm putting them in bags, and then just taking them out, taking the bags, putting them in the envelope.
Could go anywhere.
We've got buttons going to Japan.
We've got...
Too many buttons go to Scotland, quite frankly.
We gotta move to Scotland.
They love us there.
jordan holmes
I'm waiting for you to have to hire somebody whose eyes are sewn shut, who's lost feeling in their fingers in order to choose the correct buttons and put them in the right place.
dan friesen
I have a non-problematic team of Oompa Loompas.
jordan holmes
Like a Yakuza boss.
dan friesen
So, this is very exciting.
And, you know, as a part of this, I want to say to Juniper, Brother John.
jordan holmes
Congratulations!
dan friesen
Well, the Brother John just got laid off.
unidentified
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
And I want to take this opportunity to say, chin up, John.
Oof.
Keep yourself on the...
Keep your spirits high.
You know, hey, it's bad times when you lose a job.
Being unemployed sucks.
jordan holmes
Unfortunately, our golden tickets don't wind up with you owning a factory.
That is not a thing.
We are not job creators.
dan friesen
I wish I could give you a button factory.
Or a candy factory, or whatever.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But, hey, I think that when I look back on my life, a lot of times, there were times that I lost jobs and it felt like the worst thing in the fucking world, but it ended up being positive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Eventually.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, you find some other job, and maybe you never would have had the opportunity to find that other better job later.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So, John...
Keep your eyes to the stars.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I have no idea why that one came out.
dan friesen
Well, it's because I am not somebody who's good at expressing optimism.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
I understand.
jordan holmes
It's a struggle.
On a deep level.
Things will get the same, John.
Things will maintain or get worse.
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Great message.
unidentified
Anyway, congratulations, Juniper.
dan friesen
Jordan, what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, I'm going to keep with the theme of cartoons.
Harley Quinn just finished its third season, and it's a really good cartoon.
Start from this place.
Imagine the old classic Batman the Animated Series with Kevin Conroy, one of the best cartoons of all time.
Fantastic.
dan friesen
Real, just legendary art style.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
You could just see it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the whole thing.
Imagine if you started with that show, but from the premise that...
We have landed on now where Batman is a billionaire destroying the world by using his money only to serve his weird game.
So start from that point of view and then make Batman the animated series fantastic.
It's really, really great.
Batman's a piece of shit.
It's so good.
Commissioner Gordon is the absolute worst.
ACAB all day.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
Like, it is a very...
dan friesen
That sounds interesting.
I rarely check things out, but maybe I will check that out, because that vibe sounds...
The only problem that I have, I have not seen this show, so I'm not entirely sure, but...
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
There's a pervy preoccupation with Harley Quinn that I'm not comfortable with.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally, totally.
dan friesen
You know what I mean?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the centerpiece is a relationship between her and Poison Ivy, which people have taken too creepy, but I would argue that it's actually been way more of just a positive representation kind of situation.
dan friesen
It's not always the creator's intent, and the source material isn't always the problem.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
You're not wrong.
You are not wrong.
Also, Ron Funches is in it.
He's a great voice.
Fantastic.
dan friesen
That's great.
That's great.
jordan holmes
It's a great show!
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Check it out!
dan friesen
Sure.
So, Jordan, today we have what was not a great show that is Alex's show and then also Alex's trial that has begun in Connecticut to discuss.
So we're going to be talking about the 13th and 14th, which is Tuesday and Wednesday of this week.
We're going to talk a little bit about the court case.
We're going to listen to a little bit of some clips.
And then Alex's shows from those days.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And get a little sense of what he's up to while all this is going down.
jordan holmes
I bet he's comporting himself with a certain level of respect that he hasn't shown in the past, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
He's classy.
But before we get into anything, and even before we talk about the Wonks, I wanted to say, we don't usually talk about this sort of logistical stuff on air all that much, but today we were set to record at a certain point.
And I needed to push back half an hour.
And Jordan, you accommodate me when these things come up from time to time.
And I really just wanted to say...
jordan holmes
Thank you, Jordan.
Nope.
dan friesen
I just wanted to say...
alex jones
Thank you, Jordan.
jordan holmes
I really, really, really don't appreciate it.
Because eventually Alex will be gone and all that will be left is your soundboard.
I mean, here's what's going to happen.
We're going to return to the beginning.
Eventually there will be 50 people listening.
Because it's just going to be you and me as old men with you just playing soundbites at me.
And us giggling.
dan friesen
If possible, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the goal.
That's the end goal.
dan friesen
You really thought I was going somewhere sincere with that, didn't you?
jordan holmes
I kind of did.
dan friesen
Until I turned to the computer and grabbed the mouse.
jordan holmes
Until then it was all over.
And then it was all over.
dan friesen
But thank you for accommodating my time schedule anyway.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, we got an episode to do, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Bobby, a.k.a.
The Other Shane, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, hero to the squash.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, liar!
dan friesen
Next, my fiancée Emily, because she gets annoyed when I come to bed and turn this on to sleep from Laura Elise.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
That's fair.
That's a free bit of marriage counseling for you.
dan friesen
Fair.
Don't play this in bed to fall asleep to.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
It's not courteous.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
Next, this is a cat.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Felix Double Helix.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
And Butter...
Ooh, this could go either way.
This could be Buttercupia or Buttercupia.
I'm not sure, but either way, you're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk!
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you, and we've got a couple of technocrats here, Jordan.
So first, Sesquitz has no heroes.
You are now a technocrat, thank you.
And this...
I'm delayed on this, and I'm very sorry about that, but Marcy the Wubbie Bear, thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
I have risen above my enemies.
I might quit tomorrow, actually.
I'm just going to take a little breaky now.
A little breaky for me.
And then we're going to come back.
And I'm going to start the show over.
But I'm the devil!
I've got to be taken over here!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit.
Maybe today should be my last broadcast.
Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years.
Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow and you never see me again.
That's really what I want to do.
I never want to come back here again.
I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air.
I'll be better tomorrow.
dan friesen
He's not.
jordan holmes
No, I didn't think so.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, I wanted to say, we got the Connecticut case started.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And we've been watching the stream.
And texting back and forth quite a bit.
jordan holmes
I think we both came into this with the plan of like, eh, I don't know if I'm going to watch the whole thing this time.
And yeah, we've basically been sitting in front of it.
dan friesen
Yeah, because it's a little bit different.
unidentified
It is!
dan friesen
I actually, I would say for my defense, I came in with the perspective of I don't want to do this again.
Last time was a lot.
And I was very concerned about redundancy.
Like things being like, ah, this is the same thing again.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But it's...
It's not.
It's a different beast than the Austin situation.
First, there's a lot more plaintiffs.
Second, the case accuses Alex of slightly different violations and has a bit more to do with the business end of his operations.
So there's a bit more there, a bit more meat that you can look at.
Then third, and most importantly, Norm Pattis is a completely different brand of lawyer than Ray Nall, Alex's representation in Texas.
We've long wondered why it is exactly that Norm is Alex's lawyer.
He seems like a mope, generally, and he's a really embarrassing loser outside the courtroom.
What with his stand-up adventure, which...
It was actually so bad that there's no need to list a second thing here in this list.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, that's the end.
dan friesen
It's real bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, once you do that, you're that forever.
dan friesen
You should get woke insurance.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit, you know, like, oh, I've been a bricklayer for 30 years, but you fuck one monkey and they call you monkey fucker Jim, you know?
They never call you bricklayer Jim.
dan friesen
They call you pants down, racial slur guy.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yes, exactly.
dan friesen
Norm gets paid because he will do anything.
He's a mercenary with a law degree, and he doesn't give a shit how awful the things he's saying sound or who they hurt.
That became crystal clear on day one, and it really gave me a sense that as bad as Alex's lawyer was in Austin, he at least had some boundaries.
It didn't seem like it at the time, until I saw Norm, and realized how shitty Reynold could have been if he had wanted to.
jordan holmes
It is crazy.
dan friesen
So, we're gonna start today by looking a bit at Norm's opening statement, and a couple of particularly shitty things that happened, and then we're gonna tune in to see what Alex was doing while this was happening.
jordan holmes
Sure, simultaneously.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It's always good whenever there is simultaneous, like, you can put up side-by-side broadcasts of a man being sued into oblivion and a man being like, we're winning our asses off.
dan friesen
Things are pretty good.
jordan holmes
Things are great.
dan friesen
All things considered.
jordan holmes
Things are great.
dan friesen
Also, there's a tweet I want to yell about.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
The most important tweet.
dan friesen
Fine.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So, here is a little bit from Norm's opening.
And the sound isn't great on this, I have to say.
There's a...
You know, it's from the law and crime.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think it's law and crime.
Not law and order.
dan friesen
But there's like some sort of room tone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's some artifacts.
unidentified
Your job is to decide if Mr. Jones is responsible for all they are claiming.
norm pattis
In other words, we claim that their claims are exaggerated.
unidentified
And if they can prove to you...
That he's caused them all the harm they claimed.
Then give them a sum that compensates them for that.
They've suggested your job is to punish Alex Jones, and you won't hear that from the judge.
They hate him because he says outrageous things, and the haters want to silence.
Each of you has chosen to be here today to compensate them for their grief.
And you're being asked to make an example of Alex.
Money is their weapon of choice.
Award enough that you might summon or you might silence Alex Jones.
He was mocked.
They're coming!
The planners and their council hope they're here and it's you.
dan friesen
That's wild.
First of all, just being so blunt as to be like, we're just going to say their claims are exaggerated.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's...
jordan holmes
Hey, listen.
dan friesen
That's fun.
jordan holmes
Last time we tried to red pill the jury and say that maybe we didn't actually do it, and this time we're like, hey, sure we did it!
Fuck yeah we did it!
We're already guilty, but it wasn't that bad!
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
unidentified
Come on!
jordan holmes
It is the come on defense.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think it takes a certain level of callowness to...
to say something like that out loud.
And one of the things that I noticed is that Norm did have a bit of a faulty delivery.
There was moments where it almost felt like he was thinking, am I going to say this?
But I might be attributing that to him unfairly based on what he Like, the way he ends up comporting himself.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
I don't believe he was, like, worried about saying these things.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
I think he was underprepared.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I mean, in my thought process, I didn't see that so much as Occam's razor told me that, like, he's just kind of winging it a little bit.
dan friesen
I've seen him do stand-up.
His delivery is not great.
jordan holmes
He's throwing it.
dan friesen
He doesn't have much.
Yeah.
So, Norm, he does make basically this accusation that they're partisan hacks, the plaintiffs.
unidentified
Yep.
Why these parents?
Why not the children of the others who never filed suit in Connecticut or Texas?
norm pattis
You will learn that each of the parents and family members here transformed their grief and rage over the death of a loved one into a powerful and effective motive for causing gun violence and promoting school safety.
unidentified
And who would you want to know?
Who can blame them?
They're members of interest groups.
They hold vigils.
They testify before Congress and state lawmakers.
They've become partisans.
They've walked into a divisive debate about guns in the Second Amendment and the extent to which the state should be more aggressive in making a safer madman.
Do they overstate the harm that Alex caused them?
Because they want to silence him for political reasons?
because he disagrees with their point of view.
I would suggest to you that is the case.
We'll argue that.
Another objection?
Sustained.
Maybe with a sidebar, please.
Ooh.
jordan holmes
Your Honor, okay.
So yes, my client murdered this person.
But he did.
We saw the evidence.
He did fight back.
Is he a victim?
Obviously not.
dan friesen
There is a, basically, what he's putting forth here is essentially saying that they put them I'm just going to use Alex's shit with law stuff.
I'm just gonna swing as hard and in the direction Alex wants, and I'm gonna use the words and tactics that I've learned in law school.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
jordan holmes
It felt like Raynal was trying to transmute Alex's bullshit into something that you could...
Ass in a courtroom.
And Norma's like...
dan friesen
You just put a powdered wig on Alex's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Norma's just like, hey, guess what?
I'm a barrister.
And I'm gonna say some bullshit.
That's what's gonna happen.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
It is a mess.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not great.
dan friesen
I think that this also is inappropriate for the damages portion, which is obviously why we have some of these objections.
Of course.
As Chris Meddy, the plaintiff's lawyer here, is contesting, this is an attempt to unravel the default judgment.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Relitigated in a place where it is inappropriate.
jordan holmes
It is a bit like, no, no, no, your honor.
See, he's a public figure.
No!
No!
We're past that!
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so Norm continues to behave poorly after this sidebar.
norm pattis
Our contention, to be clear, is that the damage claims here are exaggerated because of the idiosyncratic motives of the plaintiffs, transforming their griefs into political weapons.
unidentified
You'll have to decide whether that's true.
But here's what you learned.
norm pattis
In 2016, Alice Jones became a household name again when a presidential candidate used him to derate her opponent and talked about Sandy Hook.
unidentified
Hillary Clinton.
She never got sued.
Objection, Your Honor.
Sustained.
Stop this, please.
Sustained.
Move on, Attorney Pattis, please.
How many times did you notice how many times I objected to tell you letting them tell their story?
Attorney Pattis, that is improper, and either finish your opening or be seated.
dan friesen
That was, in his opening statement, as I was watching, I was like, this is going to be bad.
This whole thing is gonna be bad.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Based on Norm's behavior, he clearly knows that this isn't appropriate.
unidentified
And then his, how many times did I object?
dan friesen
Like, that kind of a response in open court is like, this guy's unhinged.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This could go any number of directions.
As I described it to someone, I don't feel safe when I'm watching this.
Not that there's any threat to me personally, but I feel unwell.
Like, I'm not in good hands.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, there is...
You know, I appreciate how willing everyone else in the courtroom is to abide by, like, the, oh, I can't wear shorts.
You know, like, that kind of shit.
And he's just walking out here like...
Did you hear how many times I fucking objected?
How about that shit, judge?
Like, I mean, it's bananas how disrespectful he is to the judge.
It's wild.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I mean, we'll talk about that a little bit more later, but, you know, on the second day, he wasn't standing up to make objections.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, it's so funny.
dan friesen
And, like, he had to be scolded about that, which is, I mean, that is a huge disrespect to the court.
I mean, I think some of the court procedure stuff is a little bit silly from the outside.
jordan holmes
Hilariously stupid.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But you've agreed to exist within this space.
You are a lawyer.
You know the rules.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And part of the rules are you respect the fucking court.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It is...
I mean, listen, I'm on your team.
If you want to be like, hey, standing up to object is fucking stupid.
We're all sitting down here.
This is fine.
If you want to argue that, I'm on your team.
We're past the time, though.
You've already been in court for hours.
dan friesen
A different setting, I'm hearing that argument 100% of the time, and I'm saying, hey.
jordan holmes
I'm all about it.
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
jordan holmes
It's too late now, man.
dan friesen
It's bizarre the way we do this stuff, and I'm not entirely sure why we do.
Great.
jordan holmes
Halfway in the middle of a water slide, you're like, maybe we should add water to this.
You're already halfway down, man.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's on you.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, he's been scolded about the Hillary Clinton angle, so he tries another one?
robert barnes
Yep.
unidentified
Either finish your opening or be seated.
In 2017, Matt Alex was interviewed by Megyn Kelly on NBC.
He worried it'd be a hit piece.
He sat for the interview.
It was a hit piece.
Megyn Kelly didn't get sued.
Alex got sued.
Objection to your honor.
Sustained Attorney Pettis.
I mean, it's just...
dan friesen
You know, as I was texting you, I'm like, he keeps swinging.
You know, there's something to be said for persistence.
You know, it's like my parents.
When I was a kid, I was very persistent about things.
Like being able to stay out to ride my bike or something.
I wouldn't get my way.
And my parents were very much like, this is bad.
You shouldn't do this.
But...
Persistence is a trait that may pay off in life.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Today?
dan friesen
That's how I feel with Norm.
jordan holmes
It is a little Indiana Jones of the Last Crusade.
Like, you lost this one today, kid, and then he puts the hat on you and you're still trying to get it back into a museum 20 years later.
robert barnes
I get it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
robert barnes
I'm with you.
dan friesen
In some context, persistence is a very admirable trait in this one.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
I mean, I disagree, just from what I've seen level, because at a certain point, you can only say one more time and you're done, Mr. Pattis, before I don't give a shit anymore how many times you say one more time.
Because we've gotten a one more time literally every day.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's true.
I think that the one more time maybe is a...
I'm being serious here.
But I think that giving a lot of wide berth to this, I think that that is still appropriate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I've made this point before in these circumstances.
You don't want to do any...
These people are babies, so you don't want to give them the ability to credibly argue that they're being poorly treated.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And so I think...
I think that you kind of have to act that way, which sucks.
jordan holmes
There is a certain amount of, you're watching Wile E. Coyote run off the cliff, and he's still being a dick, and he's still running.
And you're like, there's nothing beneath you.
You've got to stop running.
But he just keeps running, and you're like, I guess I'm not going to be the one to tell him when the floor doesn't exist.
But sooner or later, the floor will not exist, and he's going to fall a long way.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't see much floor here, for sure.
There's just parts of this that I was like, I don't even know why he's saying these things.
unidentified
At the end of the case, you know, you'll be asked to evaluate the evidence and ask what exactly they've proven.
That it hurts to lose a loved one.
The world is filled with unhinged people.
We're becoming a failed state.
Alex is old, loud, brazen, often offensive, and a liar.
We can score on our side how many times they use the word lie.
Eight so far.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
jordan holmes
No shout enough.
unidentified
We could respond by saying, and I ask you to consider this each time you hear the words.
Six stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt you.
What is he even saying?
dan friesen
I mean, there is a...
First of all, there's a very bizarre admission that he seems to be making there that is like...
You gotta take it on face value that Alex is a liar.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, what are they gonna prove?
That losing a loved one hurts?
That Alex is a liar?
We know these things.
Duh!
Okay, so that's great.
jordan holmes
Oh, is the sun up there?
Yeah.
dan friesen
Okay, so I guess it's hard to come back from that and be like, well, Alex is actually, you know, he's serious and he tells the truth.
But I'm sure Alex will try somehow to save this.
Or just ignore it, which is...
What he has done.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
There's no continuity here.
dan friesen
But then the second thing is that, you know, yeah.
Sticks and stones, my big brother.
That's good when someone's insulting you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know, rise above the insults.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, I don't know, me saying that Norm's a fucking child.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Rise above it, Norm.
jordan holmes
Rise above it.
dan friesen
When you're defaming somebody.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And there is material harm that is done by your words.
It is no longer a...
The lies that Alex is telling are not just fun lies.
Sure, sure, sure.
Defamation lies.
jordan holmes
You know, I mean, words can never hurt you until you print them out in block letters out of titanium that weigh a thousand pounds and then drop them on your head.
Words can hurt you eventually.
dan friesen
And just the words and the lies are not necessarily the end-all be-all of what this case is about.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
So that's the other illusion that Norm is perpetuating.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This idea that Alex is just, like, questioning things, the idea...
I mean, it is a little bit the result of the default judgment.
jordan holmes
I mean, again, we talked about it in the last trial, but, like, the default judgment is a default judgment because all of the arguments that they would have made in court are essentially inadmissible.
And they're still trying to make those arguments.
And you can't say, you guys don't get to say anything now because you lost.
You can't say that.
I mean, as you said, giving them a wide berth is a reasonable thing to do.
But yeah, listening to his opening argument, I was sitting there going, technically you can't say that.
Technically you can't say that.
Technically you can't say that.
Just checking it off the list.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
Persistence pays off.
dan friesen
I guess.
As long as those checks from free speech systems keep clearing.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yes, as long as they do that.
dan friesen
So this, I took a particular issue with.
unidentified
He's just written another book.
The Great Precepting Award for the World.
Best seller on Amazon.
dan friesen
Injection, Your Honor.
unidentified
Thank you.
The answer to 1984, Orwell's classic, he tells you is 1776.
It's a serious message.
It's not a lie.
We live in deeply divided times, and plenty of people think 1776 is the answer to the Yeah, he said that.
norm pattis
He's also the guy who worries that the chemicals in our water might be turning frogs gay, that weather balloons are secret government weapons, that trails from Airplanes are seeded with toxins that are destroying and controlling us, that Hillary abuses children, that pedophiles run the government, and that people actually eat babies to remain forever young.
Which of these messages do we take serious enough to regard them as a threat we should shut off, and at what point do we regard them as the crank on the village green, the person we can walk away from if we choose to?
dan friesen
This is an interesting tack that Norm is trying here because he's essentially arguing that Alex is simultaneously really serious and important and on the right track, but he's also a raving madman who you should just ignore.
At first glance, this seems like a message that Alex shouldn't endorse, but if you think about it a little more, you can see how this is exactly the kind of ambiguity that Alex wants to cultivate about himself in official circles.
For his audience, he says...
Yes.
That isn't going to fly, so a different tactic needs to be employed.
And it's that sometimes he's serious and sometimes you should just write off what he's saying as crazy.
It's a perfect way to evade any responsibility for anything you say, but simultaneously allow yourself to feel like a big boy hero about things you want to be taken seriously for.
There's an uncertainty about whether or not any particular thing Alex says should be taken seriously, and that works really well in this context.
Talking shit about social media being too powerful?
Take that deadly seriously and recognize that Alex was way ahead of the curve on that, and he was essentially a prophet.
Claiming that murdered children's family members are actors and the whole thing didn't really even happen?
Come on, he's crazy.
You can't take what he's saying seriously.
You can see how this game that Norm is playing works.
It's very transparent.
And I want to take this one step further.
I do think that the things that Norm is listing off as the crazy stuff Alex says that you should discount as the ravings of a madman are things that you should absolutely take seriously.
Alex isn't someone on a street corner, as Norm wants to imply, just talking to himself about outlandish theories.
Alex is a multi-millionaire businessman who's created a career out of disseminating these outlandish theories to masses of people.
He's not someone on a street corner, he's a demagogue with international reach.
And the ravings that are just supposed to be ignored?
Those aren't things that his audience are supposed to know that Alex's lawyer would describe that way in court.
These are very serious, very real, completely documented conspiracies that are aimed at killing you and your family.
This isn't up for debate on Alex's show, but mysteriously, when you're in a formal setting surrounded by people who aren't indoctrinated into the fold...
These are examples of things that Alex says that prove you shouldn't take what he says seriously.
The ludicrousness of the things Alex says is used as a defense against him taking responsibility for the real-world damage he causes, and I think that is something to take very seriously.
even beyond that the things norm is listing off are very fucked up conspiracy theories many of which have their roots and anti-semitic tropes from histories the the eating of children and drinking their blood is a holdover from the blood libel many of the conspiracies about poisoning the water in the air harken back to well poisoning accusations about jewish people intentionally spreading the bubonic plague leaving aside these big
roots of his talking points, there are just very serious dangers in the way that a non-insignificant number of people, and some elected officials, are using pedophilia accusations to rile up their followers into a state where they're causing real damage to people, primarily aimed at members of the LGBTQ community.
We need to take the impact that they have seriously, and the game Norm is playing here is an attempt to run cover for that.
And based on Norm's character, I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing because he's a piece of shit.
And he should rise above that.
Sticks and stones, you know, break your bones and words don't hurt.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
I feel like watching this...
We've discussed in the past that the world got lucky that we haven't become right-wing nutjobs on account of...
dan friesen
You and I?
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're failed comedians.
We've got the pedigree for it, right?
We're failed comedians.
We're both two white dudes.
We're on mic all the time.
That is ripe for becoming a right-wing shithead.
That kind of thing.
robert barnes
But...
jordan holmes
If I were one of those, then my legal strategy would be, fuck it.
Everything I say is crazy.
Everything.
And then I'd go into it in court and be like, why would you be racist?
Do you not see that there's no genetic basis?
Like, I would go ham on everything I've ever said and be like, see?
Look at how silly it is that people believe any of this shit.
dan friesen
Right, and then go on air and be like, I didn't mean any of that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Who gives a shit?
jordan holmes
Nobody cares!
Nobody cares!
dan friesen
Yeah, it is a little bit...
It's a bit strange that there's like the...
jordan holmes
There are third rails for them where they're like, I won't come out and say that hating anti-gun shit is stupid, you know?
dan friesen
Well, I think that there is also the...
They don't want to blow up their game.
I think the problem is that you're imagining a situation where you don't have, like, an elaborate business to protect.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
So you could do that in your hypothetical scenario where there isn't, like, a warehouse full of pills that you gotta move.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
But for me, it would also be like, oh, I see the writing on the wall.
This business is not gonna be mine for that much longer, so I might as well get me taken care of.
Because I'm a right-wing psychopath shithead.
Like, these people just aren't smart.
dan friesen
I honestly think that the more you talk, the more I realize you wouldn't cut it as a right-wing psychopath.
jordan holmes
No, I really wouldn't.
I would be terrible.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I don't think that you would be accepted into the circle because that is the kind of chaotic energy they don't want around.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Because you'll ruin their pill warehouses.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah, you'll screw that shit up.
jordan holmes
I am the Joker.
I'll burn the bottom half of the money.
Yes.
dan friesen
So, um, we're done.
I'm listening to Norm's shit for now.
But we're going to jump in here on the 13th.
Alex's show.
It starts off, and maybe I was feeling nitpicky.
jordan holmes
It was that kind of day.
dan friesen
Yeah.
alex jones
Everybody knows about the frog in the boiling pot of water analogy.
It's actually true.
The folks down in Louisiana and Mississippi like to eat their crawdads and their bullfrogs and the rest of it.
Well, sometimes they just throw the whole frog in the boiling pot, but they've learned that if you throw one into boiling water, he'll just jump right out.
But if you set him in a cool pot of water, and you just turn the heat up slow, he thinks it's a hot tub at first, and then passes out and dies a painless death.
And that's where America and the world is right now.
We're in the middle of the New World Order.
dan friesen
This isn't true.
Frogs don't just sit in water as you turn up the heat.
People have conducted tests on this, and it's really consistent that if frogs have a way to get out of the water as it gets hotter, they do.
Also, they don't just magically jump out of boiling water.
Although there are less people conducting this test for obvious humane animal treatment reasons, biologists have discussed the prospect, and it's pretty clear that, you know, a frog being thrown into boiling water would just be burned immediately by the scalding water, and they'd try to escape but probably die.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Even if it made it out of the boiling water, it would...
Probably succumb to injuries from the burns.
jordan holmes
I mean, honestly, you couldn't barely get back out of boiling water.
It's boiling fucking water!
dan friesen
And it would cause a shock response.
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
Yes!
dan friesen
This is a fun analogy for Alex to make because he comes from the school of anti-communism that views all social progress as the incremental change that is the metaphorical temperature of the water rising.
It's all kind of a fantasy, though, and the real metaphor is that the rise in temperature of this particular water is killing off Alex's ability to live in a society that caters solely to the needs of straight white Christian men.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's the metaphor understood appropriately.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, I do appreciate he has a, what would I say, an almost...
A detrimental commitment to taking any down-home country aphorism and being like, and that's 100% true.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You go out back, you cut a log, and then you're going to break your leg, and that's 100% true.
dan friesen
If you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back.
jordan holmes
Absolutely, 100% of the time.
That comes from the old country.
dan friesen
Now, ironically, the phenomenon that's described by this boiling frog analogy actually kind of does apply to our collective response to climate change.
In that scenario, we're all frogs trapped in this pot, and Alex is a frog yelling at all of us that the water is not getting any hotter, and the globalists are just pushing that idea to get us to give up our food.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
I just got an image of a giant gumbo pot with 20 frogs on either side of it, armed to the teeth, playing a game of chess.
That kind of feel.
And then they all boil to death.
dan friesen
And there's just one who's just yelling at them, the water's fine.
jordan holmes
No, that's absolutely right.
In the middle of them.
dan friesen
So, yeah, maybe a little nitpicky, but I was bored.
Anyway, Alex has some big news.
alex jones
And that's where we are as a culture.
And as a civilization.
And to give you an example of how we're winning the culture war, Tucker Carlson talked last night about the horrible next level of deception and censorship that is taking place at the master of lies, the New York Times.
Here it is.
jordan holmes
Okay.
tucker carlson
Just how dishonest is the New York Times?
It's really a philosophical question.
It's hard to answer directly.
dan friesen
Do you have any idea what this is about?
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Do you want to guess what this is about?
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
I don't know.
Okay.
dan friesen
It's only about the New York Times.
jordan holmes
Right.
The New York Times must have published it.
I don't know.
Maybe Aaron Judge's 57th home run wouldn't have gone out.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
I'm going to go with that.
dan friesen
Okay.
tucker carlson
Let's see.
How drunk was the guy you saw passed out in the men's room at a Packers game?
How angry is Hillary Clinton at her husband?
Well, the answer in all cases is very, extremely, so thoroughly and so totally that it's hard to put into words.
So instead of describing the dishonesty of the New York Times with conventional adjectives, we'll give you a specific example.
Because we think it tells you more.
So last week, the paper told us that the best-selling book in the United States was a title called I'm Glad My Mom Died by a child actress called Jeanette McCurdy.
But that was not true.
That book was not the best-selling book in America.
In fact...
The best-selling book in America last week was The Great Reset and the War for the Worlds, written by Alex Jones.
dan friesen
You could never have predicted that that was where this was going.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
He's whining like Alex about Alex on his show?
dan friesen
And then Alex is playing Tucker Whining about him.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck me.
dan friesen
So one thing we should just get clear before I get into any of this is that for over a decade, and probably way longer than that, people have been a bit confused about how bestseller lists...
jordan holmes
Not well.
dan friesen
There isn't necessarily a precise science to it, and if you look at different publications, you'll see different listings because they use different metrics.
I went and I checked the New York Times list, and sure enough, I'm glad my mom died is number one.
But if there's some kind of a weird systemic bias on this list...
I don't know how Jared Kushner's book Breaking History is coming in at number three in its third week on the list.
That seems strange.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or what about number 13 on the list being the book Battle for the American Mind by Peter Gegseth and David Goodwin, which is described as, quote, the Fox and Friends weekend host makes his case for what he calls a classical Christian education.
Seems like the Times would just say no thank you to that if they're just manipulating their shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Given these inclusions, I just don't believe for a second that there's like a systematic bias against Alex's book.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
There's one factor that I think is working against Alex, and that is that a ton of his books are being purchased directly from his website at a giant markup.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
And he's complained quite a bit about how he has to sign them all before shipping them out.
On his Wednesday show, he said that he sold 14,000 copies on his own website.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
These purchases through Infowars wouldn't be confirmed purchases the Times would factor into their rankings, partially because Infowars store doesn't report sales data to the Times.
jordan holmes
They don't report sales data to the courts!
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is a major part of how the Times makes their list.
from their website about the list methodology quote rankings reflect unit sales reported on a confidential basis by vendors offering a wide range of general interest titles published in the united states every week thousands of diverse selling locations report their actual sales on hundreds of thousands of individual titles the panel of reporting retailers is comprehensive and reflect sales in tens of thousands of stores of all sizes and demographic
So, you know, they have, like, some smaller operators.
Some smaller bookstores, some chains, some Amazon, of course.
And so they have these to get a sampling of where books are sold.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
This is where Alex is probably hurting.
I would guess that he doesn't have really great distribution for this book, and it's probably not being carried in many stores.
He's got his own website and Amazon, and while a ton of book buying is done online, there is a wider picture that is often ignored.
Alex's book is currently number five on Amazon's top seller list, which is great for him.
That's just based on purchases, so it's a little more straightforward in terms of rankings.
Incidentally, number four on that list is I'm Glad My Mom Died.
So he's not beating Jeanette there either.
jordan holmes
Heartbreaking.
dan friesen
Also, number two is a cookbook written by Steve Doocy and his wife.
So really, Tucker should be asking, why isn't the New York Times charts putting Steve Doocy up there?
jordan holmes
What everyone should be asking is, why try to write well?
Why?
dan friesen
Look, the point is that Tucker's not making a sincere argument here.
jordan holmes
No, no, absolutely not.
dan friesen
Also, please remember, this is apparently the top story on Alex's show the day his trial in Connecticut is beginning.
As this episode is airing, Norm is in court.
Like, Alex is complaining about his book sales in the New York Times, snubbing him while Norm is doing his disgraceful bullshit.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
But that's all in character and shit.
You know, like...
Fuck me!
Tucker Carlson is going on national TV to whine that the New York Times didn't give him enough of...
I mean, that's shameful!
unidentified
You're the most important man in the world!
dan friesen
It's a little...
jordan holmes
Although that is why he's the most important man in the world.
He's willing to go on a show.
Yeah, that's a fair point.
dan friesen
So Tucker gets into the numbers.
robert barnes
Oh, God.
tucker carlson
Jones sold more than 56,000 copies of his book last week.
Jeanette McCurdy, whatever her merits, we have no idea, sold 34,686 copies of her book.
So Alex Jones sold A lot more books.
Alex Jones had the biggest book in the country, but the New York Times lied about that because the New York Times doesn't want you to know that.
dan friesen
Tucker's number for McCurdy's book is pretty specific, so it's pretty simple to track that down.
This is from the Publishers Weekly list of top hardcover frontlist nonfiction.
On that list, McCurdy is number one with 34,686 units sold.
And Alex is number two with 30,649.
jordan holmes
I thought he was number two with 54-something thousand.
No.
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Tucker is taking that number of books sold from Alex.
jordan holmes
Ooh, not a good idea.
That probably adds the several thousand copies that he signed.
dan friesen
And I'm guessing that he took the number of McCurdy's books sold from Alex, too, because it's cited in a bunch of InfoWars articles about how the Times is shadow banning Alex.
But what's this?
Books don't only come in hardcover and nonfiction?
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
dan friesen
On the overall list from Publishers Weekly, McCurdy's book is at number seven, with four of the top six books being by Colleen Hoover.
Alex isn't even on the top ten on that full list.
jordan holmes
Brutal.
dan friesen
If Alex really wants to make sure that all is right in the universe and make sure that the book that sold the most copies is number one, then he should be yelling about how Hoover's 2016 young adult romance novel, It Ends With Us, should be at number one.
Not McCurdy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He's not doing that because he doesn't actually care about how the Times list is compiled.
This is just about him taking his own petty grievance and insecurity about feeling left out and pretending it actually reveals a political point.
He also very clearly sees the potential this has as a way to drive sales.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck me.
700 words long, and it includes six hyperlinks to the Amazon page to buy Alex's book.
Also, I should note that the book is 36% off its original price like a week into its release, which definitely doesn't scream, we've leased people on pre-orders and now we're trying to sell off the rest of these books at a cut rate so they don't fill up the warehouse.
Alex did well.
He cashed in a bit on a book, and he should be proud of himself for turning his incoherent ramblings into 30-something thousand books sold.
But this whole thing is a bit much, and it's really pathetic for Tucker to be jumping in and basically doing a segment based on an Infowars article about how the cool kids at the Times aren't letting Alex sit at the table.
It's a little bit sad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
And not just that, but like, wow.
Only 50,000 books?
I mean, that's like the biggest...
That's, like, the biggest book in America is 50,000 books.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's rough.
It does go to show the numbers of books sold are lower a lot of the time than you think.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But then the second thing it goes to show you is that, like, look, I think it's great.
Like, if you were to sell 50,000 books, I would say amazing.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Congratulations, bro.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If Alex is selling 50,000 books...
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
It's because of who he presents himself as.
jordan holmes
Sure!
dan friesen
He's the biggest thing in the world.
He's the number one media source.
He's the Howard Stern of truth.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
He's the leader of the patriots and the CIA and the FBI and all this shit.
Yeah.
He is the king of the world.
He's friends with all the most powerful people.
Bolsonaro listens to his show every day.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Now that he doesn't want to directly associate himself with Putin listening to his show all the time now.
Bolsonaro is much easier for him.
jordan holmes
It's a good change.
dan friesen
Yeah, 50,000 is like, this is sad, bro.
jordan holmes
No, I think overall, I think I had in the first two weeks like 10,000 downloads, which to me was approximately...
dan friesen
Of the book.
jordan holmes
100% of our audience.
That's the best conversion rate we can get?
That kind of thing.
That's amazing!
I don't have $100 million in my bank.
dan friesen
It's good for you and what you are.
jordan holmes
That's great for me!
dan friesen
What Alex purports to be?
jordan holmes
Sad!
dan friesen
Number is bad.
Also, he's saying that 14,000 sales through his website.
And I understand that he's selling something and I'm just giving something away.
But the number of buttons.
Like if we're just talking about straight up response rate.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
That number doesn't look so impressive if you look at my inbox.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true, but, you know.
dan friesen
We're not that far away necessarily from Alex.
jordan holmes
Can't beat free and price though.
dan friesen
That's true.
There is a difference.
jordan holmes
There is a difference.
dan friesen
That's a variable.
So anyway, this whole thing is really, I mean, you know why he's doing this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And the bandwidth and the rest of us are costing us $300,000 a month.
And the more proper we get with our own platform, the more money I've got to pay.
So I'm not bitching and complaining.
I'm just simply saying, we've hit the zeitgeist.
We are in the pole position.
We are winning.
We are hurting them.
We are inspiring liberty movements worldwide.
That means you are.
But I need funds.
And quite frankly, buying the book sends a message.
It's the Death Star plans.
It exposes the New World Order.
They can't stand it.
So get it at Infowarsstore.com or get it at Amazon.com or get it at Barnes& Noble.
That's all fine and dandy.
But if you want to support the broadcast where we actually do bring some money in, I'm going to hit all the news.
Get what's been sold out for over a year.
Green fiber capsules, the highest quality.
dan friesen
Everyone loves green fiber capsules.
jordan holmes
Get those green fiber capsules.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I mean, this whole thing, really, even the playing of the Tucker piece is sales.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This whole beginning of the show is just sales.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's sad.
jordan holmes
It would be fun.
dan friesen
I'm saying that a bit, but it's sad.
jordan holmes
It would be more fun if the Home Shopping Network was like...
These swords are the best swords we have on the market.
Actually, you know what?
Let's play a clip of somebody saying these swords suck, and then we'll talk about it, because these swords are so fucking great!
That would be fun.
We're gonna have to put a clock on this one.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, there's big news.
Alex has big news.
Yeah.
He's done his piece.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Big news.
alex jones
I'm gonna cover all the massive news and more, but here is the big news.
Inflation's off the hook.
Business sales across the border down.
We're going into a depression.
With inflation.
That's stagflation.
We're all in deep trouble.
And I'm just asking listeners to understand the storm is here.
It's not coming.
And with all the things you do in life, supporting corporate brands, supporting football games, all this crap, please set aside some money to keep InfoWars on the air because we're in Chapter 5 bankruptcy.
And the next few months it'll be decided whether we continue on or this shuts down.
And we are barely profitable.
And we've got to be able to show we're profitable as this plan goes forward in just the next six weeks.
So now is the most critical time in InfoWars history to go to InfoWarsStore.com and get DietForce.
dan friesen
So we're going to talk about this towards the end of the episode because Alex gets a little bit more clear about this.
But the way he's talking about his bankruptcy leads me to believe that he might be trying to defraud the bankruptcy court.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he might be discussing this plan on air in a way that is...
jordan holmes
It's a great place to discuss it.
dan friesen
A little flagrant.
jordan holmes
Nah, nah, nah.
You hide in plain sight.
dan friesen
Sure.
Do your crimes on the radio.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So yeah.
Inflation is on fleek.
Sure.
jordan holmes
Stagflation.
In Britain, that's what you do before you get married.
You have a stagflation.
dan friesen
Sure.
So we're back to...
I mean, it's just, I need more money stuff.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He keeps trying to...
Kick me with this, I'm going to get to the news thing.
jordan holmes
I like that he played the Tucker clip as a way to sell his book, but he sold his book as a way to sell something that has a higher profit margin by saying, don't buy my book.
It's a sale within a sale.
dan friesen
Yep.
So we actually do get to some news.
This isn't a bait and switch this time.
alex jones
Because it's not debatable it was a PSYOP.
It's not debatable it was a lie.
It's not debatable it was a fraud.
We have them.
And the good news is the rats are leaving the sinking ship.
jordan holmes
Again.
alex jones
Ethically unjustifiable.
Top scientists from Harvard and Johns Hopkins go public with a major study.
COVID-19 shots 98 times.
Worse than the virus.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
How would you do 98?
alex jones
I don't know.
dan friesen
So this is a headline Alex is reading from Jim Hoft Substack.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
I guess he didn't want to run this on Gateway Pundit, so he kept this little gem for himself.
jordan holmes
I would keep that one off the air.
dan friesen
Also, his Substack is called Second Smartest Guy in the World, which is pretty cool.
I'm guessing first place isn't his twin brother.
jordan holmes
No, it's still Ben Stein.
dan friesen
Oh, it could be.
jordan holmes
Win his money.
dan friesen
Oh, you gotta.
jordan holmes
You gotta.
dan friesen
Jimmy Kimmel.
He was the co-host.
jordan holmes
He was.
What a weird life we've all had.
dan friesen
I enjoyed that show.
jordan holmes
I did too.
That's the weirdest part about it.
dan friesen
I have neutral feelings about Jimmy Kimmel now and negative feelings about Ben Stein.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Of all the co-hosts Jimmy Kimmel has had...
None have made it past 2012 as being like, you're a good person.
None of them.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's an interesting question.
Who's worse, Ben Stein or Ace Rockola?
Probably Adam.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say so.
Adam has been in worse movies.
dan friesen
And I actually enjoyed The Hammer when I was younger, but I don't want to revisit it.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
The question is definitely answered with Adam.
And here's why.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He fell.
Like, there was a time when at Loveline, you know, you had the feeling that he was somebody who was being helpful.
He was very funny.
Maybe.
Again, I don't want to go back and revisit it.
jordan holmes
Let's not worry about it.
dan friesen
But then to now, oh, terrible.
Whereas Ben Stein was a fucking speechwriter for Nixon.
jordan holmes
He was just Ben Stein the whole time.
Why did he get a show?
There's no explanation for any of this.
dan friesen
Because he was in Ferris Bueller.
jordan holmes
But that's not enough for me!
dan friesen
Apparently it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, you're right.
dan friesen
So anyway, Jim Hoft has a sub stack.
jordan holmes
Good to know.
dan friesen
So this is, as always, what they're talking about.
It's a pre-print article that's being reported on by a COVID denial propagandist, so this isn't even really getting my eyebrows raised.
It's getting to be a yawn kind of thing.
Alex absolutely did not read this study.
It's 50 pages long, and he doesn't even sound like he read the title of Jim Hoff's blog before cold reading it on air.
He's just making up what he thinks he's reading, too.
The study itself is a cost-benefit analysis of mandating booster shots for people under 40, particularly in the context of college students.
The argument is that these mandates may not avert that many hospitalizations, and I can see where that may make some sense.
I think that would be very reasonable.
never came into contact with each other.
But seeing as we all do intermingle and vaccines are a community level solution to a problem, not an individual level one, I have some issues with just the very idea of this.
That being said, Hoff's headline is bullshit.
The study didn't say that vaccines are 98 times worse than the virus, as Alex is repeating.
That number, 98, is used in the paper as the high-end estimate of the number of serious adverse events you might expect to see in a hypothetical college of 30,000 students who are all given the booster.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Also, this paper hasn't been peer-reviewed, so their numbers and methodology might be suspect.
jordan holmes
Probably self-reported.
dan friesen
I mean, but it's a hypothetical university.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Who knows?
unidentified
Great.
dan friesen
We've seen, in this COVID time, pre-print articles have, like, just math problems.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean...
dan friesen
You know, like, you just calculate it wrong.
I don't know what to do with this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Let's get that through peer reporting and we'll talk.
jordan holmes
98 times.
How do you claim that?
Without having some concept of what it is that is 98 times worse.
dan friesen
It's 98 times worse, man.
jordan holmes
How?
Mathematically, how?
Like, okay, so COVID...
dan friesen
This is one.
jordan holmes
Right.
COVID's bad.
COVID's a one.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But getting a booster shot is 98 COVIDs.
But I don't know what that means.
dan friesen
It's like a Nick Lachey of danger.
jordan holmes
Do I get 98 worse coughs?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Every cough...
98 coughs.
jordan holmes
98 coughs.
Oh, that's bad.
That's 98 times worse.
dan friesen
I will say it's not ideal.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is the leader of the resistance.
alex jones
We are the American resistance.
We are the human resistance.
This is it.
And I don't say it again with some arrogant pleasure.
I say it to recognize what you as listeners have backed and your commissioning of this operation.
This is the tip of the spear.
This is the platinum standard.
This is it right here.
And don't think I don't know that.
And don't think it isn't a giant weight on me.
So, if you can temporize and actually let it get into your mind and understand that obviously, of course, America is the main resistance, as bad as we are.
And of course, the main resistance in America is coming out of a place like Texas.
That's the way the world's been.
It's the way the world still is.
As Texas goes, America goes.
As America goes, so goes the world.
You know who said that?
Dwight D. Eisenhower, when he was first elected president in the 1950s.
1952.
Look it up.
dan friesen
I looked it up.
jordan holmes
Did you look it up?
dan friesen
So Eisenhower won the 1952 election, but he was inaugurated in January 1953.
Sure.
This quote does not appear in that inaugural speech, nor in any speech he ever gave, because it's fake.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
I believe, if I had to guess, Alex is misremembering this line from that speech.
Quote, Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
You could interpret that as being like the heartland, and Alex might think that's Texas, or just that Texas is the heart of America.
Either way, that's as close as it gets in this speech.
Right.
Incidentally, in that speech, Eisenhower also lays out nine basic principles that his administration would be guided by in terms of achieving peace.
jordan holmes
Let's hear those!
dan friesen
One of them is, quote, respecting the United Nations as the living sign of all people's hope for peace.
We shall strive to make it not merely an eloquent symbol, but an effective force.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
dan friesen
Seems like Alex should think that this is a dirty globalist speech.
jordan holmes
It does sound like that.
dan friesen
Anyway, more fake quotes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You're just never going to get a real quote.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
It's just not going to happen.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Because in order to get a real quote, you would actually have to go look for it or learn about it or read it in a book.
You'd have to get it from a book.
Like, even QI's Book of General Quotes or whatever it was, whenever they released that, some of those were fake as shit.
Like, you don't know.
You don't know about quotes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I mean, I can't remember exactly what state it always was.
As Maine goes, so goes the country.
It was always the expression, because Maine was like the bellwether state.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Initially...
And there's those expressions.
jordan holmes
In like the electoral college sense.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As Iowa does.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That whole thing.
That kind of framing has been used about a number of states over the course of our history.
jordan holmes
From the beginning.
dan friesen
But yeah, this thing in terms of Eisenhower's inaugural speech is bullshit.
As the colony of the Carolinas goes, so goes the 13. So here's where I wanted to throw my hands up and just say I quit.
alex jones
Second question.
Carlson laid it out last night.
The massively expanding Democrat Party weaponized Justice Department attack on every major national Trump supporter, including Infowars.
Here it is.
tucker carlson
It shocks the conscience of everyone who sees it.
dan friesen
This should just be a Tucker Carlson recap show.
Like, it's just he's running a rerun of Tucker Carlson.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is nonsense.
Why?
Why are we...
Why does this...
jordan holmes
I mean, it's...
Yeah, a national news show whined for me, so I'm gonna dedicate my entire broadcast to rebroadcasting that show.
unidentified
Two!
dan friesen
Two Tucker segments!
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Too much!
Anyway, Eddie Bravo signed Alex an Instagram video.
jordan holmes
Sure!
Sure, that's a thing that we should say today!
That's an out loud thing that should exist!
dan friesen
So Alex is reporting on this Instagram video.
Sure, of course, of course.
jordan holmes
Reporting.
alex jones
So this is just a layperson, but that's the most important people that got hundreds of thousands of views on Instagram asking the question, and I love how they say, astrologists are saying the economy's going to implode.
Well, that's astrologists seeing the economy implode and saying, I'll make the prediction according to the stars this is going to happen.
I'm not attacking astrologists, but come on.
jordan holmes
Why not?
alex jones
You don't go off astrologists, you go off the Great Reset, and the globalists saying they would do this.
But they do a good listing of some of the top acts that have just canceled going out and giving shows in the next five months.
Because 56 days out from the election, they're planting false flags.
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex has a lot of nerve talking down on astrologers when he gets his information from prophetic dreams he's had and visions brought on by chicken fried steak.
jordan holmes
Ah, but those were sent by God.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Not the stars.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's stupid.
dan friesen
So this Instagram video that...
Eddie sent to Alex has to do with a bunch of musicians canceling tours and stuff, and it's because they know that something's going to happen, like a false flag terror event, a concert, or there's going to be another coronavirus lockdown or something.
jordan holmes
Did the Nuge cancel his upcoming shows?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know if he has any shows anyone wants to go to.
jordan holmes
That'd be nice.
dan friesen
So I found this video that's laying out the conspiracy, and it flashes on screen a bunch of canceled events to make the point that a lot of stuff...
First is the Weezer Broadway residency, which the headline that they show says, quote, citing low ticket sales.
So I don't know.
It's not a surprise that Weezer on Broadway is not a hot ticket.
jordan holmes
As Weezer on Broadway goes, so goes the nation, Dan.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
The next is about Luke Combs canceling a single concert because he had problems with his voice.
I don't know.
That happens.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The third is Shawn Mendes canceling a tour to take personal time.
I have no idea who Shawn Mendes is, but good for him.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
After that is, quote, Carlos Santana cancels six concerts as he continues to recover.
Santana is 74 years old and he collapsed on stage in July while performing in Michigan.
jordan holmes
Is Rob Thomas okay?
I assume that the two of them are inextricably, like when Adams become entangled.
I assume that's how, what happened after Smooth is Santana and Rob Thomas became one.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, like when Carlos Santana collapsed on stage, Rob Thomas said, I'd give my world to lift you up.
To pick you back up off the stage.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
That does make sense.
He was a thousand miles away, though, and all of a sudden he stood up in the middle of a restaurant and started singing that.
dan friesen
And then somewhere off in the long distance, Everlast is pissed off that put your lights on wasn't as big a hit.
jordan holmes
It's never going to happen, Everlast.
unidentified
There's a monster living under my bed.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
It's a good song, I think.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Again, don't want to revisit it.
So then, there's another band I've never heard of that canceled a tour, and then, quote, Foo Fighters cancel all tour dates after drummer Taylor Hawkins' death.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
None of these cancellations seem suspicious at all.
They're all pretty well understood.
Weezer ticket sales weren't going well.
Carlos Santana is old and collapsed on stage.
One guy canceled one concert because he had a voice issue, and then the drummer of their band died.
jordan holmes
Man, did you see?
I assume you didn't see the tribute concert.
dan friesen
I saw his son playing the drums on My Hero.
jordan holmes
Makes you cry every time.
dan friesen
It's insane.
It's impressive as hell.
jordan holmes
He was great!
dan friesen
Because that's also...
Not a super easy song, drum-wise.
jordan holmes
You gotta have the strength to hit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You gotta have the strength to hit on those.
dan friesen
And also, kids 16, right?
Like, the poise to be able to perform at all, let alone for a Foo Fighters crowd.
jordan holmes
For your dad's...
dan friesen
It's a lot of pressure.
jordan holmes
Staring into Dave Grohl's eyes as you play the drum solo that he wrote.
dan friesen
It's very impressive.
Yeah.
Just to be able to be on that stage and not freak out at 16 is...
I don't think...
jordan holmes
I wouldn't be ready for it.
dan friesen
Nope.
robert barnes
Nope.
jordan holmes
I'd be weeping.
dan friesen
I think at 16 I might have done a musical or a play at my school and it freaked me out.
Anyway, honestly, this is some of the stupidest, most early 2000s conspiracy message board-ass shit, and it's no surprise that Alex said that Eddie Bravo tipped him off on this one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would make sense.
dan friesen
So dumb.
Fingers crossed that we get to see Tucker do a whole segment about it next week, and then Alex can cover Tucker covering it.
Like, honestly, between playing multiple Tucker segments and then this bullshit, I felt so embarrassed that this is the show we do.
jordan holmes
I feel embarrassed that this is the world we live in.
I mean, you know...
We used to talk about being in the dark timeline or in the funny timeline.
This has turned into just like a, what are we doing here, people?
Come on.
dan friesen
It's very stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Everybody's making choices actively against their own interests.
dan friesen
This is the part where I want to say...
When I say going back to the past is more interesting for me, there's more to do, a lot of it is because Alex is doing this Tucker segment, the COVID conspiracy of the day that's from some dumbass's substack, and then Eddie Bravo sent me a fucking Instagram video about some bullshit.
jordan holmes
Got hundreds of thousands of views!
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
Most important man in the world right now is Eddie Bravo.
dan friesen
Totally.
Based on the dumb nonsense that I see people post that got hundreds of thousands of views on TikTok, I don't think it's that hard.
It must not be that hard.
I don't know.
Anyway, Alex is selling lots of books, and that money is going straight back into the show, baby.
Also, he has a coin.
alex jones
I want to thank you all for your support.
Number one book in the world.
I got $80,000 just paid to me in the first payment.
They think I'll probably make a few million dollars off the book.
dan friesen
How?
alex jones
It's all getting dumped in to this operation.
jordan holmes
Most of your sales come within the first few weeks.
You know that, right?
alex jones
Lawsuits and the trials and the attacks.
We're going to file the appeals.
jordan holmes
You're going to make $80,000.
alex jones
We're going to continue to battle them for years and keep this operation going.
But it's up to you to fund the operation.
Thanks for your support.
Infowarstore.com.
They've de-industrialized America.
They've done one-sided trade deals to shut you down.
Everything they're doing to me, they're doing to you.
We're just the focal point of that fight.
1776coin.com.
I'd like to see a sign of liberty and just sell out the 9,000 coins that are left.
Sold 1,000 yesterday.
I'd like to see them sold today.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's move these coins.
Here's another coin he's selling.
jordan holmes
As a businessman, I would like to see all of my business done quickly, as opposed to slowly.
Yes.
dan friesen
I love, too, that he was like, all right, we're doing this series of four coins.
It's just going to be four coins.
Also, hey, I got a fifth coin.
jordan holmes
I remember when Batman Forever came out, you could get these mugs from McDonald's or whatever.
dan friesen
Those frosty mugs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and you would get all the...
I tried to get all of them.
I tried to get all of them.
You know what?
I feel like those are worth as much now as that coin will be later.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, it is overpriced.
unidentified
A little bit.
dan friesen
And we'll deal with that a little bit later.
Alex does get self-conscious about it.
jordan holmes
Well.
dan friesen
So, look.
You take some calls.
I don't care.
They're dumb.
Boring.
So let's go to the 14th.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Alex has another COVID conspiracy of the day story.
alex jones
What a broadcast we've got lined up for you today.
We can put the full show headline up on screen.
It tells it all.
Global bombshell.
Secret Israeli government report with video of the report from their health ministry head confirms COVID vax causing massive side effects and death.
No, our top story is not going to be a show trial in Connecticut and all the fraud that's going on up there.
jordan holmes
Why not?
alex jones
We'll cover some of that today, and it's incredible, and Robert Barnes joins us.
But this, and all the other information coming out, is the proof of the premeditated global UNWEF Big Pharma-directed mass murder.
Wow.
dan friesen
So I was curious about this bombshell report Alex is covering here, so I searched for the words he was saying, and imagine my surprise when I found that he's just reading the headline for the article on Infowars that includes the embedded video of the show that he's in the middle of doing.
This is just a headline Alex himself has written for this day's show.
And you can see the exact same wording reposted on tons of really shady-looking blogs, all of which are just reposting Alex's video, but weirdly, none of them have links to these documents in this Israeli study that is supposed to be the bombshell.
So I did a little digging around, and I found what Alex is covering, and it's just another post on Steve Kirsch's subset.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
There's a video on Rumble that purports to be from the Israeli health ministry having a meeting where they discuss findings that there are some longer-term side effects of the Pfizer vaccine that hadn't been known previously, findings which are being said to have been covered up by Pfizer and the Israeli government.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I can't find coverage of this on any outlet that I find even halfway respectable, and I don't speak Hebrew, so I don't know what's being said in this video.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
The context in the original narrative framework for this story traces back to a post on Twitter by a woman named Yafa Shiraz, who's credited generally as a health and risk communications researcher and a health journalist.
This translates to her running a website called Real Time News, which is kind of...
It comes off as an Israeli version of a lot of the dicey sources that I run into on this show.
Things like WorldNetDaily, Gateway Pundit, or Steve Kirsch's Substack.
jordan holmes
If your name makes me wince...
Then I know, you know.
dan friesen
Real-time news.
jordan holmes
Real-time news, and I'm like, eh, that's gonna hurt.
dan friesen
It's uncreative and so bland as to be like, you're trying to trick me or something.
jordan holmes
You're lying to me.
Come on now.
dan friesen
I don't know too much about Shiraz, but it's worth noting that she was a major source of the fraudulent narrative that tons of soccer players were dropping dead because of vaccine side effects.
She fudged data and miscalculated shocking numbers on that front.
Which then became big talking points in the anti-vax world that we cover.
For this reason, and because there's absolutely zero reputable coverage of this video, I'm skeptical of the way it's being discussed.
These particular information sources haven't earned the benefit of the doubt, so I got nowhere to go on this thing.
I can cover it as it's being told by these people, and the ways that Alex's coverage of it doesn't even match the version of it that exists.
But I have no idea.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, you're not going to win.
Also, why is Alex using...
I mean, so the Israeli health minister has come out and said that Pfizer's lying about...
Or ostensibly.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That's the conspiracy?
dan friesen
No.
So the video is of a Zoom meeting.
That is like a group of researchers that were commissioned by the health ministry to look at side effects, and they apparently found some longer-term side effects and some side effects that hadn't been seen in the signals that Pfizer had taken note of.
And then, apparently after this, the health ministry put out a report.
Or maybe even in conjunction with Pfizer that covered up these side effects that they found.
That's the allegation, generally speaking.
jordan holmes
Right.
So then the government was covering it up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And Pfizer.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
The government and Pfizer.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Okay.
I mean...
He'll just accept anyone who says what he wants to...
Yeah.
Like, it doesn't matter.
Like, there should be sources that should be off limits for him.
dan friesen
Well, he'll accept anybody who says what he wants them to say, and he'll also make up things to add on to things.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
People who are saying things that are close to what he wants them to say.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So we got another COVID conspiracy of the day.
alex jones
CDC admits it falsely claimed it was monitoring vaccine safety, but still won't release the full data, but now we're admitting that it's killing people.
There desperately needs to be some prison time.
CDC director admits agency gave false information on COVID-19 vaccine safety monitoring because they didn't do it because they'd done secret tests at the CDC, knew it was killing the rat.
So this is a fraudulent story.
dan friesen
Essentially what it boils down to is semantics.
The Epoch Times was running some stories about the CDC's monitoring of VAERS data, and they were contending that the CDC was not analyzing the data at all.
The CDC had made some comments that they had used a data analysis method called proportional reporting ratio, or PRR.
But, in fact, they had only used that method between March 25, 2002 and July 31, 2022.
As is clarified in a letter from the CDC director to Senator Ron Johnson, who is questioning her about this, quote, CDC and FDA chose to rely on empirical Bayesian data mining, a more robust technique used to analyze disproportionate reporting rather than PRR calculations to mitigate potential false signals.
CDC performed PRR analysis between March 25th and July 31st, 2022 to corroborate the results of the EB data mining.
Notably, results from PRR analysis were generally consistent with EB data mining, revealing no additional unexpected safety signals.
This isn't a story about the CDC not monitoring data.
It's just about them using a different methodology that they felt was more useful and possibly someone misspeaking at some point in the past.
jordan holmes
It's so funny, and so just the world of humanity, that the idea of somebody going out of their way to double-check if something's right is the source of a conspiracy for people.
dan friesen
It's very suspicious.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here!
You're trying to verify the shit you're telling me?
That's only something that liars would do!
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Wait, what?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Never mind.
dan friesen
Yeah, fact-checkers, thorough people, they're suspicious.
jordan holmes
Liars.
dan friesen
So anyway, we got a story here.
alex jones
Pray.
Every day we see 50 or 60 of these articles.
Teen athlete survives mysterious six-foot blood clot, but now football's off the table.
He did, of course, take the shot.
jordan holmes
Six-foot blood clot?
alex jones
And it just gets more crazy.
dan friesen
It's not a single blood clot.
But it's six feet of blood clots.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So this is a headline that Alex is reading from CBN, which of course is the Christian Broadcasting Network.
This is about a high school student named Caden Clymer who had a large blood clot and multiple.
Nowhere in the story does it mention Clymer's vaccination status.
Alex is just making that up.
jordan holmes
Sure, just add that in there.
dan friesen
Yeah, he has a vested interest in reporting every story about a young person who gets hurt as being the consequence of their getting vaccinated.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He can't make his point by discussing reality, so he just...
Incidentally, the CBN story includes this that Alex never talks about, doesn't mention this at all.
Quote, The disorder can be acquired or congenital.
Right, right, right.
on the story and no one mentions whether or not he was vaccinated.
I did find a lot of angry blogs saying that the fact that stories don't say whether he was vaccinated is proof that he is and they're covering it up.
I think that's dumb.
Also, in July 2021, Ohio, where this high school is located, passed a law prohibiting mandates for public schools, so there's literally no reason to just automatically assume that he was vaccinated.
Alex doesn't care about the reality of this situation.
To him, this story is useful if the kid was vaccinated so he can make it look like this is a consequence of vaccination, so he doesn't need any proof to justify reporting that he was.
That's how simple his brain is, and how little he cares about what he tells his audience.
jordan holmes
I want Alex to sit and watch a Premier League game, and just every time a soccer player goes down, just be like, Oh my god, that must be vaccinated!
Oh, he's getting up again.
But I swear to you, the next time, it's vaccination that caused him to fall.
I swear, it wasn't a hard tackle, he was vaccinated.
dan friesen
It wasn't Zinedine Zidane headbutting him.
It was the vaccine.
jordan holmes
How long ago did that happen?
dan friesen
Years.
jordan holmes
We have made five at least references pre-2000 today, I think.
I think we're old, man.
dan friesen
I don't think that was pre-2000.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I know Batman Forever was like 97 or something like that.
I want to say.
dan friesen
Well, I watched that World Cup with my brother because it was like Zidane's last World Cup.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would have been 2004.
dan friesen
That sounds about right.
jordan holmes
Now we're two old men trying to remember years.
dan friesen
I saw that headbutt live, I think.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I feel like I did, because I remember having a whoo reaction to it.
jordan holmes
How about that?
dan friesen
Yeah.
And then there was a rap lyric that's like, I'm like Zidane how I kick it.
Zinedine, I'll be blowing trees in the mezzanine.
jordan holmes
Who was that?
dan friesen
That was the Reavers.
jordan holmes
I remember that.
dan friesen
I think I told you about it, because no one else has ever heard that before.
jordan holmes
That would make sense.
dan friesen
Probably some night at a bar I was yelling at you.
jordan holmes
In one of our many conversations, eventually we got to Zinadane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
My brother was big into the French team.
We love Thierry Henry.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That's all I remember.
jordan holmes
Was he a goalie?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
I only remember a couple of those French players, and then the U.S. World Cup team from when I was a kid, because they tried really hard to make Alexi Lalas a really cool grunge-type figure, because he had the red hair and the beard.
And then there was Marcelo Balboa.
He had a cool name.
jordan holmes
Can't go wrong with a Marcelo Balboa.
dan friesen
I feel like he did the bicycle kick.
jordan holmes
Man, that must, you know, sometimes...
dan friesen
Sucker memories.
jordan holmes
Sometimes you think of, you see somebody's name and you think of the moment that their parents named them and you're like, what were they thinking?
But after like a Marcella Balboa, they must have high-fived.
Like, that's the best name we've ever come up with.
We nailed it.
dan friesen
I feel like there were a couple other people I remember on that team, but let's move on.
jordan holmes
Let's move on.
dan friesen
Because a big name is about to show up and it's media star Bobby Barnes.
alex jones
Oh boy.
dan friesen
But he's not on to talk about the trial.
robert barnes
Sure.
alex jones
All right, ladies and gentlemen, constitutional lawyer, historian, good friend of mine, criminal lawyer as well, Robert Barnes joins us into the next hour.
And no, he's not here right now to talk about the show trial in Connecticut.
That's important.
jordan holmes
He's here later to talk about it.
alex jones
Incredible developments at the start of the next hour.
But he's involved suing Pfizer and Robert Kennedy Jr. with the big whistleblower that helped this whole ball start rolling.
So I don't get...
You know, butterflies around Hollywood stars or NFL quarterbacks until they actually start telling the truth.
And I do like Aaron Rodgers.
Love him.
But I just get butterflies with Robert Barnes because wherever there's a fight for liberty...
Wherever there's a battle against tyranny, he's there.
dan friesen
Alex had to save himself because he had just spent a while talking about how cool Aaron Rodgers was because he was on Bill Maher's shit and he was doing some anti-vax nonsense.
And so Alex had to be like, I like Aaron Rodgers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't...
jordan holmes
Wasn't talking about how Brett Favre defrauded the welfare system.
No, not talking about that one, right?
Nah.
dan friesen
So, yeah, Barnes isn't on to talk about the trial.
He's going to talk about his doomed lawsuits that he's...
jordan holmes
How did he swindle JFK Jr. into Robert Kennedy?
dan friesen
I don't think it was hard.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
I think it works.
It's a perfect arrangement for the both of them.
It's going nowhere, and they'll both scam a bunch of money off their followers for it.
jordan holmes
That is true.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex has got to complain a little bit here about his trial.
alex jones
Jones is trending number one again.
Every major news channel demonizing us, lying about us, and never explaining that you don't find somebody guilty by a judge and then have a show trial about how guilty are they.
Tying the hands of lawyers in Texas, tying the hands in Connecticut.
But the difference is...
In Texas, the judge would turn the internet feed off, and the cameras would all immediately turn it off, and she would spend hours lecturing my lawyer that he couldn't speak.
People said, his lawyer's an idiot.
Why is he defending?
Because it's a damages hearing where they're having their own trial, but then we can't defend because we're, quote, guilty, the judges say.
jordan holmes
So you finally understand a damages trial.
alex jones
He's an independent analyst, doesn't work for InfoWars or for me at this time.
He's able to lay this out.
He's been doing live streaming with literally over a million viewers yesterday.
This co-host, another lawyer out of Canada, laying this out.
We've got a bunch of clips, but just lay out what's really happening here because this is unprecedented.
This judge is sending it all out where she spends hours telling my lawyer, you can't ask questions about this.
You can't ask questions about that.
They say they're opening statement.
We want to shut him down and take him off air.
He says, well, I want to ask these people that are, you know, this FBI agent never said his name.
I want to ask, did you talk about taking Alex off air?
Nope, you can't ask that question.
It's incredible.
Explain what's happening.
dan friesen
So this isn't accurate at all, but what can you really expect?
Norm's strategy, as far as we've seen up to this point, is to insist that the plaintiffs are political operatives who've transmuted their grief about a tragedy into activism against the Second Amendment, and they're exaggerating their trauma in order to use money and the legal system as weapons against Alex because he's the only true supporter of the Second Amendment or something.
As a consequence of their default sanctions, Alex's side isn't permitted to make certain claims, which they could have contested and raised in an actual trial if they hadn't engaged in a very clear pattern of malicious non-participation with the discovery process.
As the third day of the trial really seemed to make clear, there are many things that were intentionally withheld from discovery, particularly Google Analytics data.
I can't confirm whether or not Infowars has ever used Google Analytics, Dan.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I can only go by what Infowars says.
Now, sure.
All those emails?
They look like we did.
dan friesen
So on day three, what we're referring to here, day two and three have largely been the questioning of Brittany Paz.
jordan holmes
The Paz dispenser, if you will.
dan friesen
She is the corporate representative and a lot of Thursday, day three, had to do with the question of Google Analytics because they were supposed to turn over these Google Analytics data.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And they did not, and claimed that they just didn't use it.
jordan holmes
They don't even use it!
Especially not for making decisions.
dan friesen
Right.
And so, it was a lot of instances that were brought up of Google Analytics being referenced in emails and snapshots of Google Analytics.
jordan holmes
JPEGs.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Which is not the data that is full.
It's not a full picture.
It's not what was...
Well, okay.
jordan holmes
You'd think.
So, okay.
So here's what you're going to say when we turn this data over to you.
Because we had a huge spike in traffic, and we knew about that by checking Google Analytics, we used that to decide what our coverage about Sandy Hook going forward would be, and we saw that the right way to do it was to lie about it.
dan friesen
And apparently, there's a deposition of Alex's dad, David Jones, who said that when something works well, they try to replicate it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which, taken in conjunction with this, looks really bad.
jordan holmes
Doesn't look good.
Doesn't look good.
But, have you considered, I've never heard of Google.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So this is just the latest example of things that they clearly didn't turn over that were responsive to discovery demands.
The texts that Mark produced in the Austin case that included the word Sandy Hook clearly demonstrate either an active decision to not turn them over, or that Infowars didn't even look for the stuff that they were required to look for, which is still...
Against the discovery process.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
All the rules don't exist for them.
dan friesen
This song and dance got old long ago, but we're in another trial, so we're going to hear this quite a bit.
The ultimate irony is that Barnes was Alex's lawyer during a lot of the beginning of the discovery abuse, so he might not be Alex's lawyer now, but he's in essence the architect of getting Alex into the situation he's in now.
Seems like the perfect person to interview about how you're being wronged by the courts.
jordan holmes
I mean, you can't help but look at this as Barnes's idea, right?
Like, from the beginning, the idea was don't cooperate.
Barnes was their lawyer.
dan friesen
I think you could maybe make that assumption.
Incompetence is certainly a possible explanation.
It strains credulity a little bit.
I don't know if Barnes intended it to get to where it is now.
jordan holmes
I mean, that is definitely up in the air.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For sure.
Because we have replaced a lot of lawyers, many of whom, in depositions we have heard implied, were not stoked about what they were doing.
dan friesen
Well, and they said that they're considering suing Barnes for malpractice.
unidentified
Yes, exactly.
jordan holmes
There is that.
dan friesen
The judge in Texas didn't turn off the internet feeds and lecture Alex's lawyer for hours.
That's just completely made up and actually might be defamatory.
Chris Meddy, the plaintiff's lawyer here in Connecticut, did say that a fitting punishment for Alex is to get him off air to make it so he can't profit off hurting people in the future.
argued to be a little bit out there in terms of an opening, but I think it's fine.
It's a damages hearing, and the lawyer is saying that fitting damages would be to impose whatever punishment makes Alex unable Yeah.
with Norm's questioning of the FBI agent, who was the first witness called by the plaintiffs.
That had to do with Norm asking inappropriate questions about whether or not he was one of the people in Connecticut who had petitioned NBC to not air the Megyn Kelly interview.
It wasn't trying to take Alex off air, per se.
And Alex himself filmed a bunch of videos where he was trying to get that interview pulled, so I don't even know what the point is here.
Also, Norm had no reason to believe that the guy was involved in that, and his conduct was way out of line.
It was part of a chain of things he got reprimanded for, where he was trying to present to the jury that Alex was only getting sued because of Hillary Clinton putting a target on him.
Basically the premise of that cool documentary, Alex's War.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That fair, impartial documentary, Alex's War.
unidentified
That's great.
dan friesen
Defense.
jordan holmes
You know that?
I just saw one best soundtrack at TIFF.
dan friesen
Did it?
jordan holmes
Yes.
That is what Alex's war just did.
dan friesen
Wow.
unidentified
Congratulations.
jordan holmes
The Toronto International.
Yep.
dan friesen
It was a great soundtrack, if nothing else.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
So Barnes has some thoughts about Norm.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
What are they?
dan friesen
Well, they're good.
robert barnes
Are they?
jordan holmes
I wouldn't have good thoughts.
robert barnes
If you want to see what good defense advocacy looks like against a rogue judge in a hostile setting, there is no better example than Norm Pattis' representations yesterday.
And I recommended watching that video in this part of the trial to people all across the country, even if they're not interested in this case particularly.
Because how do you stand up to a judge?
Norm Pattis showed how you do so.
You don't capitulate to rogue judges.
dan friesen
On the first day of the trial, Norm almost got the jury excused because he wouldn't stop making inappropriate statements in his opening remarks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
On the second day, Norm got chewed out for openly disrespecting the judge and the court by not standing up to make objections.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
On the third day, Norm fell asleep for a short stretch and then quote tweeted a post from Mike Cernovich who was trying to be edgy about bussing immigrants to Martha's Vineyard.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He tweeted this shit while he was in trial and he fell asleep.
jordan holmes
I just, the moment, like, we texted about it.
Because it was the setup for a Three Stooges bit where it was like the judge saying to the lawyers and the jury like, hey, you know, it happens sometimes where the jury has to get up and go out and get up and go out and I'm going to try not to make you do that.
So we're just going to talk to the lawyers here and she's telling Norm, don't do what you're doing.
You can't do that.
I'll have to send the jury out of the room.
And he's like, no, listen, you're right.
You're right.
I won't do that.
And then five seconds later, he does it, and she just screamed, get over here!
That was the moment where it was like, you've got to be kidding me.
This isn't allowed.
dan friesen
And then smash cut to an hour later, he's asleep, but he's got half ping pong balls on his eyes.
jordan holmes
Yes!
unidentified
Yes!
jordan holmes
It is one of the most...
dan friesen
This is not a good job.
jordan holmes
If you had never seen a trial before...
Ever, in your life, you would watch this shit and go, man, these things are a lot crazier than I ever would have imagined.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I thought they were just real quiet, somber affairs.
dan friesen
I am saying that.
I mean, it's not like as chaotic as maybe you're making it seem, but at points it is, certainly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Mostly when Norm decides he's gonna get a little loose.
jordan holmes
He's got a power-up button.
dan friesen
Yeah, and like I said, it's not fun.
It makes me feel on edge.
It makes me feel worried.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because it's so disrespectful and, you know, family members are in the courtroom.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You know, that is something that has been brought up.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And the camera's panned a couple times and I've seen a couple people that I recognize.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And, like, that is a reality of this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And when Norm is being a shithead.
Right.
That's a factor.
Yeah.
And, I don't know, he should grow up.
You should also get woke insurance.
jordan holmes
All right, buddy.
dan friesen
So Alex and Barnes are pissed off because, man, I just want to make this about Hillary.
jordan holmes
Sure.
robert barnes
And what's the one name that is all about what led to this case that this judge says can't be mentioned, can't be asked about, can't be talked about, can't discuss it in opening statement, can't discuss it in direct examination, can't discuss it in cross-examination?
alex jones
She ran national TV ads of edited tape of me questioning Sandy Hooker, which is my right.
And I don't apologize for questioning it.
I apologize if out of context I hurt somebody's feelings.
She literally says, you will not bring that up, that she ran $30 million worth of ads in the closing months of the campaign, 2016.
robert barnes
In fact, as Norm Patterson explained, this whole case came about because of Hillary Clinton.
And yet Hillary Clinton is the one name that can't be talked about, can't ask questions about her, can't mention her opening statement, can't reference her to the jury.
alex jones
But she tells Norm he can't talk about anything.
She told him yesterday, you've got to say your client's guilty.
I found him guilty.
dan friesen
No, it's that you can't try and undo...
It's established that you are liable.
You have lost by default.
You can't pretend that you didn't.
That's going to...
Ruin the jury.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's going to fuck up the entire case.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it was like when he was talking about, he was trying to get Brittany to admit that she's lying, and he kept saying the word lie, and Norm objected, like, you can't say lie?
That makes it, and the judge has to be, like, overruled.
It is a lie.
She can't just say, like, no, no, don't ask.
It's like, yes, she's lying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What else is there to say?
dan friesen
Not much.
And the whole thing with Hillary, that's a really interesting thing you could have done in court if you had not gotten yourself defaulted by a clear pattern of abuse of the discovery process.
I mean, it would have failed as a defense.
It would have been ridiculous.
But it would have been appropriate in that other setting.
jordan holmes
For a while, until the judge was like...
You know this has nothing to do with anything, right?
dan friesen
You are, I believe, allowed to defend yourself by being a giant piece of shit.
No, just completely saying stuff that is like, wow, that doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
Well, that's fair.
dan friesen
You are entitled to a nonsensical defense.
jordan holmes
I suppose.
dan friesen
You're not in this setting.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's a damages hearing.
jordan holmes
It is a damages hearing.
unidentified
You prick.
jordan holmes
Things are established as real.
unidentified
Yep.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So they don't seem to understand, or I mean, it's...
Obviously, false, not understanding.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But why Bill Aldenberg, the FBI agent, is a plaintiff?
robert barnes
Knowing that, you have a case that's supposed to be about damages, and yet almost none of the evidence presented has anything to do with damages.
And look at their lead witness.
For all these people, look, the media has covered everybody except their lead plaintiff in the case.
Who's the lead plaintiff that was the first witness who testified?
It was not a parent of anybody who died.
It's not a sibling of anybody who died at Sandy Hook.
It's an FBI lawyer.
An FBI lawyer.
He's the one who's their lead number one plaintiff.
alex jones
And Robert, what they're doing is setting the precedent where the garbage man, I never said his name, I questioned something, he can sue me.
This is bureaucrats setting the precedent to sue people that disagree with him.
dan friesen
No.
No, it's not.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
But Barnes has decided that because he was the first witness, you can tell what this is all about.
jordan holmes
You can tell.
unidentified
Isn't that evidence, though, that it's not about Alex?
jordan holmes
Being called the person who did the thing at Sandy Hook if the FBI agent isn't a member of the family?
Never mind.
dan friesen
Well, I will say that Alex does again say that people he knows and his lawyers don't know who Adam Lanza is, which again is shockingly poor preparation on their part, if that's true, which it's not.
robert barnes
Here's a high-ranking, well-regarded FBI counsel.
Right?
I mean, that's who this guy is.
This isn't some low-level schmuck.
And he is their lead, number one plaintiff testifying witness.
That tells you what this case is really all about.
This case is not about Sandy Hook.
This case is not even really about the parents and the families, or they would have been the first witness up for these lawyers.
Instead...
It's an FBI lawyer who admits you never even talked about him.
You never even mentioned him.
You never even referenced him.
alex jones
Didn't know who he was until he sued me.
dan friesen
Bill Aldenberg was likely their first witness because he has a very powerful story about being one of the people who responded to the school, who had to see the horrors of what had happened firsthand, and then was subjected to a campaign of harassment and attacks because of information put out by Wolfgang Halbig and endorsed by Alex.
This has to do with the accusation that he was an actor and accusations that he and one of the parents were the same person, so it is all connected to the exact same stuff that is relevant to everybody.
Barnes knows this.
He's just a...
shit.
unidentified
Sticks and stones, buddy.
dan friesen
Don't worry about it.
Just an insult, you piece of shit.
Also, weird that Barnes doesn't bring up that the second witness was Carly Soto, who was a relative of Victoria Soto, the teacher at the school who died.
jordan holmes
Yeah, her testimony.
dan friesen
I guess you can really only get the sense of a case by the first witness, not the second.
And you probably want to just ignore that because it was...
jordan holmes
Especially a four-week long show.
dan friesen
Another thing to keep in mind is that what has been covered does have a lot to do with damages in that aspect of this case.
It's just that acknowledging that is really dangerous for Alex and Barnes.
First of all, the anguish that these people have experienced is incredibly relevant.
Secondly, the details about Alex's business operation and how things work internally demonstrate the extent to which they were aware of the profitability of acting in ways that caused that anguish.
It's all super relevant, and if Barnes really wanted a chance to deal with his stupid arguments in court, he had his shot.
I guess he could probably bring some of this stuff up to defend himself when Alex sues him for malpractice, if that ends up happening.
But yeah, probably won't.
unidentified
Maybe it will.
Who knows?
jordan holmes
Their entire deal right now is trying to obfuscate the connection points between...
Because here's a fact.
This is how their business works.
This is a fact.
This is what they did.
This is a fact.
This is what happened.
All of those things.
There are those connecting points that the lawyers have to get to.
Here's how we directly connect those two things.
And that's the only place where they can argue.
It's just like, I'm going to attack this connection, and if I can't attack the connection, I'm going to attack whatever the space around it is.
dan friesen
Or you could yell Hillary.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it's all Hillary.
That's what connects all of them.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, Alex, I think you could argue he's afraid of Hillary.
Actually, you couldn't.
Alex is not afraid of anything.
unidentified
Oh.
This song should be evidence.
jordan holmes
Put it in there!
He won't change!
He's playing the song!
alex jones
Listen, listeners.
You want somebody to take on the globalist?
You want somebody that's fearless?
I don't even see that as a good point in my life, but I am fearless.
My dad was known as Brave Dave.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
And I just can't help it.
I don't have fear.
The only fear I got is the fear of failure.
jordan holmes
Brave Dave the Dentist.
alex jones
These gentlemen.
And we are now on the front lines of the fight against the new world order.
And you want to back your family?
You want to back the future?
You want to fund something that's at the tip of the spear that's slashing and crushing and under total attack and who loves it?
We're it, ladies and gentlemen.
So go now to 1776coin.com as a fundraiser.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
alex jones
Get the coin.
They sell coffee mugs for more than this on NPR fundraisers.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Yeah, you know, there is something about a good jam that either makes you want to dance or say inspirational yelling things.
dan friesen
You know what, though?
I mean, it is true that NPR sells memberships and you get gifts with the memberships that would cost less if you just bought them at a store like a mug or something.
There's a slight difference, though, and I don't think I would be super into paying that much for a mug if Kai Rizdahl was desperately yelling at me to buy the mug so we can pay his legal expenses to fight a lawsuit that he's already lost about how he defends.
Family members of murdered children.
Then I don't think I would get into the pledge drive.
He's just like, hey, Marketplace is a show that I do.
jordan holmes
Just so everybody knows, we're doing our fundraiser right now.
We're opening subscriptions for as many people as we can because we have been sued by...
The families of Remington's owners.
dan friesen
And really, it is just Hillary Clinton that is trying to destroy us.
jordan holmes
There's something about the PBS voice.
unidentified
You know, we're not allowed to defend ourselves in court.
dan friesen
And the connections between these law firms and Hillary are very clear.
jordan holmes
It's a kangaroo court.
They have already decided.
alex jones
Lord knows I don't change!
dan friesen
So Barnes has some choice words for the conservatives out there who aren't helping.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
And then Alex says something that confused me.
jordan holmes
Okay.
robert barnes
All of the conservative institutional press, anybody that's involved on the legal side should be embarrassed and humiliated that they're defending this case.
I dare any of them to watch yesterday's proceeding and call that a fair trial, to call that the beacon of American civil justice.
America's justice system is supposed to be the beacon of justice to the world.
And right now it looks like a dystopian nightmare.
alex jones
It looks like Venezuela.
I mean, I've seen Venezuelan show trials.
dan friesen
Alex, what Venezuelan show trials have you seen?
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
Venezuelan show trials.
Name one.
There was Hugo Chavez.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He was tried in Venezuela.
dan friesen
Which one?
What trial are we talking about here?
jordan holmes
The one where that was a show trial.
dan friesen
And Alex watched that?
jordan holmes
He watched the whole thing.
unidentified
I just think that's silly.
jordan holmes
Castro, he was on trial?
dan friesen
So anyway, fuck Barnes.
He's out.
And Alex has another guest.
And it's our boy Roger.
And he has an interesting take.
This shocked me.
It's too blunt.
It's bizarre.
It's about something that we're not supposed to talk about on Infowars.
alex jones
Okay.
Let's get into the waterfront here.
I'm going to try to give you the floor.
roger stone
One of the things that's disturbing me right now, Alex, are the actions of Peter Thiel.
For those of you who don't know, Peter Thiel is a billionaire, was a major financier of Donald Trump's candidacy.
dan friesen
So real quick, just to butt in here, Peter Thiel's not a name that is usually brought up on Infowars.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Second...
You're not supposed to acknowledge that Peter Thiel was a giant funder of Trump's campaign.
jordan holmes
Well, he was self-funded with Peter Thiel's money.
dan friesen
Right, but associating this right-wing billionaire guy with funding Trump is not something that is generally unacceptable, but Roger's bringing it out.
But he has some other problems.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
roger stone
And he stepped forward essentially to underwrite at tens of millions of dollars the endorsements of J.D. Vance for the U.S. Senate in Ohio and Blake Masters in Arizona.
I might add that I very strongly support, both of them America first candidates.
But having financed their nominations.
Mr. Thiel is now declining to finance their general election efforts, and both of them are behind their opponents slightly and behind their opponents in fundraising.
Mr. Thiel comes forward and says, well, the Republican Party has not defined enough of a positive image, a positive program for this election.
Alex, all elections are about the incumbent party, about the job that is being done.
By congressional Democrats in combination with the Biden White House.
dan friesen
So, Roger, his problem with Peter Thiel is that he gave these guys a bunch of money in order to run their primary campaigns.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And now they are unpopular and not raising money, and Peter Thiel isn't continuing to give them millions of dollars to prop up their general campaigns.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's an interesting gripe.
jordan holmes
No, here's the problem, okay?
These candidates...
All right?
Sold themselves to a billionaire.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And the billionaire bought them.
But then the billionaire tossed them away.
That's not fair.
dan friesen
Replace this with a Democratic candidate and George Soros.
jordan holmes
Here's how much it costs to own a politician.
It might as well be what he's saying.
Would you like to own a politician?
dan friesen
This is silly.
jordan holmes
Here's how much you have to spend.
dan friesen
Roger.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Roger.
Anyway, Roger has some other complaints.
This one about Kevin McCarthy?
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Please continue.
Just give us your analysis.
That's what I want of the 2022 midterms.
roger stone
And then secondarily, you have Kevin McCarthy, who kind of following in the footsteps of Newt Gingrich, has put forward a proposal that is kind of reminiscent of the contract for America.
The problem with this is, In order to have a policy statement broad enough for every Republican to support, all one needs to do is to look at the flip side of the Biden administration.
In other words, I disagree with putting forward pale pastels.
We need to have a bold policy, but it's easily defined as being the direct opposite of that which the Democrats are for.
dan friesen
See, Roger is really smart here.
You can create a fake version of your enemy and then define yourself as the opposite of it and trick people into supporting you for no reason.
It's basically the story of Alex's career.
He's just like, hey, guys, stop it.
Just say you're the opposite of this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We don't like this.
But, I mean, all this is basically Roger, his entire take on the midterms in this interview is just classic Roger.
Attack.
Don't defend ever.
Attack.
If this midterm is going to be about us being worried about your trial, about the Sandy Hook stuff, about Bannon getting arrested, about Mike Lindell's phone being taken away, Trump being in trouble, the Mar-a-Lago raid, if we're going to play those games at all, we're fucked.
We need to just attack Biden on everything.
I mean, it's just classic Roger Stone tactics.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
It's not interesting.
jordan holmes
No, no.
I mean, it would be better if he was like, it reminds me of whenever I was an intern for Nixon's campaign, and he was like, should we just say whites only?
And I was like, no, don't say it.
To find yourself in opposition to...
dan friesen
Reminds me when I was hanging out with a young Ben Stein.
jordan holmes
And I said, are you going to say whites only on your show?
And he said, no, no, no, not today.
dan friesen
So Alex wants to know.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The big question.
Is Trump running, bro?
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
Roger Stone.
Trump.
We know he told a lot of people, including you and MTG, in early July he was set to announce.
And he said, well, I'm going to run, but I'm not going to announce when.
Well, that's an announcement to run.
Then they created all this lawfare and all these fake criminal charges.
Try to go after him.
What is the inside baseball currently on Trump running, and is the announcement intimate, or what's unfolding?
roger stone
Alex, the only thing that's predictable about Donald J. Trump is that he's entirely unpredictable.
In a certain sense, the assault on his home in Mar-a-Lago has galvanized his support so that I don't think an immediate announcement of candidacy is either in the offing.
Or necessarily desirable.
dan friesen
So maybe it'll be a little while.
jordan holmes
Maybe.
I mean, I am now enlisting the Mad Hatter to run for president because if the only thing that you guys need is that it's unpredictable, dude, I've got news for you.
dan friesen
Yeah, you don't want a steady hand.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ!
That's crazy.
dan friesen
So Roger doesn't think that Trump's necessarily going to announce anytime soon.
And they weren't wrong to play around about how he's going to do it on the 4th of July.
unidentified
No, that's totally fine.
jordan holmes
It's totally very cool.
Yeah, it's super awesome.
dan friesen
But yeah, looks like Roger's got another definite prediction.
roger stone
I happen to believe that Governor Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, my governor, intends to announce his candidacy literally.
Immediately after the election, and I think the president needs to remain mindful of that.
I still think it is more likely than not that he will be a candidate.
alex jones
I just heard a record-skipping noise.
We're going to put this on the front of the interview once it's posted to Bandai video.
Roger Stone is rarely wrong about his political analysis.
You're saying you're inside baseball, or is that just your opinion?
DeSantis will announce after the midterms in 56 days.
roger stone
That's hard intelligence, Alex.
That's not just my instinct.
That's hard intelligence.
And by the way, as President Donald Trump has said, Ron DeSantis has the right to do that.
It's his prerogative to run if he wishes to run.
dan friesen
Oh, wow.
Trump said it was cool.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
He has Trump's permission to run.
jordan holmes
What a good boy.
What a good boy he's been.
He got a pat on the head.
dan friesen
So it's hard intel.
We'll see.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
Actually, I mean, I wouldn't be too surprised if that does end up...
jordan holmes
No, it would make sense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It wouldn't make as much sense if he did it on the 4th of July.
dan friesen
Taking back America, man.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex has another idea about this.
alex jones
What about my sources that say they've got a secret agreement to run together?
roger stone
The Electoral College prevents that.
alex jones
They're both from Florida.
roger stone
Correct.
You cannot have a president and a vice president from the same state because if you do, you would forfeit the electoral votes of Florida's 27 votes.
donald j trump
That's too precious for us to do.
alex jones
But couldn't Trump just swing back saying he lives in New York again?
roger stone
Do you think he wants to pay New York state income taxes?
I think not.
dan friesen
Well, this president seems cool.
jordan holmes
I mean, sure, a billionaire?
Do you think he wants to pay a slight percentage?
dan friesen
Do you think that he cares enough about this country to pay more taxes?
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
Come on, man.
jordan holmes
The amount of grift that's open that Roger can just talk about as being a grift that's just acceptable to say is happening?
Because fuck it.
dan friesen
Once Roger found God, I guess maybe it's a I don't give a shit anymore.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to lie about how I'm a liar, okay?
I'm going to tell the truth as God intended about how I lie to everyone all the time.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we got some false flags coming, right?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
It's the midterms.
alex jones
Back to false flags.
I'm not a rocket scientist, but I'm also not stupid.
When you've got Hillary and Democrat Party members like Tim Ryan yesterday, they're everywhere saying, Republicans are terrorists.
They're going to blow stuff up.
Republicans are illegal.
They're the biggest terror group.
It's imminent.
They're going to get us.
I mean, we saw the Whitmer staged attack.
We saw the January 6th provocateur.
It's not even 2 plus 2 equals 4. It's the number 1 is the number 1. They're obviously provocateur-ing or planning something with 55 days out.
Your take on that, and how do we counter it?
roger stone
You know, as I have said here on the show and in other places, I still yet fear some other kind of manufactured health crisis, some kind of additional pandemic.
alex jones
Well, you predicted that six months ago, and they tried monkeypox.
It didn't work.
But you're right.
They already tried.
jordan holmes
They tried.
dan friesen
How?
jordan holmes
They tried.
dan friesen
How did it not work?
jordan holmes
They tried monkeypox because they didn't kill enough of the rest of us.
dan friesen
But how did that work?
If Alex has this conception that these super powerful evil people can just launch pandemics whenever they want and all this, why didn't it work, according to Alex?
What is...
unidentified
How?
dan friesen
How is there a supervillain group...
That goes through all the effort of launching a bioweapon, and then they're sitting in their bunker, their underground base, and they're like, fuck, it didn't work.
jordan holmes
Well, well, well.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Now, what you need to understand, though, is that the devil is impatient, which is why he did the whole falling thing in the first place.
dan friesen
Ten years behind.
jordan holmes
And he's a quitter!
Hey, listen, oh shit, the monkeypox thing, it didn't work?
Pack it up.
Pack it up.
We're on to the next idea.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It's pinky in the brain.
dan friesen
This is stupid.
jordan holmes
That is who Alex is fighting against.
dan friesen
So I told you we'd get back to Alex's bankruptcy strategy thing.
unidentified
Sure.
Yes.
dan friesen
And how it's dicey.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And that comes here.
This is after Roger leaves, and there's a weird tone.
We'll discuss that here in a minute.
But first, bankruptcy thing.
alex jones
The strategy in the last fake trial, where I'm already found guilty a month ago in this new one, where the judge is promising to hold me in contempt before I even get there next week, is that I have hundreds of millions of dollars.
On my children, I don't have a million and a half dollars in the bank.
And as big an operation as this is, that's like on E. And I don't want to get into all this, but...
Just a week ago, we were like, hey, we're doing well in the Chapter 5 bankruptcy.
All we got to do is prove we're profitable.
And then whatever judgments they have can't shut us down.
Just whatever profit there is in the future, these jerks get.
But who cares?
We're on air.
We don't care about money.
And they're openly saying, get rid of the bankruptcy, just shut him down to the bankruptcy judge.
The judge is like, whoa, that's not what you're supposed to do.
dan friesen
So if you understand what he's saying, basically what he's trying to do in bankruptcy court is artificially inflate the amount of money that's coming into the business to make it appear that he's profitable and solvent by just doing these things like...
You know, the release of the book and the 1776 coin.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
All this stuff, just like really pushing that shit hard in order to...
And the presenting things as a fundraiser.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
The overpricedness of the coin, the markup on the book and stuff.
These things are in order to create the appearance of a business doing well so he can coast through the bankruptcy court.
And make it...
He won't be able to keep it up after that.
But then, ideally, I guess, his image of it is that, like, they won't crush me.
I'll just not have money to give them later or something.
It's a bad strategy, but I also think it feels fraudulent.
jordan holmes
I mean, it does feel like Alex is just coming out and saying on his show, I'm betting they won't find all my money.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, he might as well be like, listen, I've hidden a lot of money.
They're not going to find all of it.
Like, that might as well be what he's saying.
dan friesen
It does feel that way, yeah.
And we'll be able to, like, just sort of...
Sully Sullenberger land this thing.
It's not going to be a runway.
jordan holmes
Listen, it's not going to be great.
Nobody's going to be happy.
dan friesen
People will survive.
jordan holmes
We're going to get awards when we land this thing, because it is impossible to land.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and this just really captures the vibe towards the end of the show.
It's a bummer.
unidentified
We were just...
Lord, I cannot change!
You say that you want to go to the land that's far away.
How are we supposed to get there with the way that we're living today?
You talk lots about God.
Freedom comes from the car But that's not what This is not what I want at all I want to be I want you to be The crimes of the vaccine poison will bring to the New World Order or will bring us down.
alex jones
The battle is now joined as they try to openly kill us.
All right, let's play some clips here.
This isn't about Alex Jones.
It's about the murder of free speech, the murder of your process.
Here is the judge, the puppet judge, the plaintiffs that have already found us guilty.
Now they still want a fake show trial on the damages, trying to pre-screen my lawyer's questions.
You wonder why my lawyer in Texas couldn't talk.
He was threatened with sanctions if he did.
dan friesen
So he just plays clips from the trial by himself and comes in for break with his weird Lana Del Rey thing.
But here's the vibe.
It's like he's had his friends on.
And they had a party.
You know, like Barnes and him were talking about the case and they're having fun.
He's coming in with, like, a free bird.
jordan holmes
Now he's looking at his empty bottles on the counter.
unidentified
Exactly!
Yes!
dan friesen
It's the end of the night.
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
jordan holmes
He's got the bag.
He's putting shit in there.
Like, I can't believe they left all this stuff on the floor.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
It's 3 a.m., 4 a.m.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's...
Still drunk.
jordan holmes
Gin drunk.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's gin drunk.
dan friesen
He's just like, all my friends have gone home.
I'm here alone.
I have to soothe myself by doing an amazing duet.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And then just complaining about my own victimhood by myself.
jordan holmes
If that was a commercial and Alex was like sitting on a bus with his head leaning against the window as the song played and he just...
unidentified
Money.
jordan holmes
Power.
Like, that's what...
Zoloft.
unidentified
Like, that's what you're looking for.
dan friesen
It just had the vibe.
I can't stress this enough.
It felt so much like a guy whose friends have left, but he still is drunk and has to finish something.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, there's something that, like, there's a deadline.
He has, like, ten minutes he has left to do of his show.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So he can't stop.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
He could just play a special report, but he wants to complain about how he's getting jammed up.
jordan holmes
No, he's still got two shots left in the vodka bottle, and he's just sitting there.
It's right in front of him, and he's getting sadder.
unidentified
He should go to bed.
jordan holmes
Oh, I can just go to bed at any time.
I can drink these tomorrow night.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No big deal.
But, I mean, I'm just not going to let him sit there.
dan friesen
It made me sad.
jordan holmes
They're so lonely.
dan friesen
It made me sad.
But then I realized that I don't really care.
It's Alex.
I don't have much pity.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Exactly.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, I would say that the first couple days of the trial have been quite interesting.
Two days of just the plaintiff's attorney questioning corporate representative Brittany Paz.
Yeah.
They ended with, there's still probably, you know, tomorrow, Friday, probably still going to be some questioning of Paz.
unidentified
Could be.
dan friesen
And then there's going to be cross-examination, or, you know, like Norm's going to get to come in there and ask some questions.
I can't even imagine.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Paz, do you like me?
That's the only question I could think of.
dan friesen
Am I cool?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
How do you feel about that check I sent you?
Not big enough, is it?
dan friesen
Hey, do you want to come work for me?
We offer a lot of fringe benefits.
Woke insurance.
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
You're never going to stop.
dan friesen
He did it.
He started it.
I know.
So, yeah.
We'll be back on Monday with a check-in on Alex's Thursday and Friday.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
We're going to try and keep up with things going on during the trial.
Right.
Which is unfortunate, because this show sucks.
But, hey, it is what it is.
Sometimes you get to hear him sadly singing along with Planet L. Ray.
So, we'll be back, Jordan.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do!
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
A lot of people are missing your live tweeting.
jordan holmes
I don't think they are.
dan friesen
They want you to fight with Barnes.
jordan holmes
I don't think they do.
dan friesen
They want you to fight with Norm.
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
We'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Wilford Snibble Snabble of the Gribble Pebble.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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