Today, Dan and Jordan explore a couple days of nonsense at the beginning of this week. In this installment, Alex obsesses about Hunter Biden, brags about his documentary, and also threatens to cut his own penis off. Citations Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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and endure. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan! | ||
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Dan! | |
| Jordan! | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot, Jordan, I've mentioned on the podcast already that I've been moving some stuff around in the apartment to make things fresh. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And a big part of this, Jordan, was to create an insulated space that I could use for a particular reason. | ||
| Now! | ||
| I am not here to tell you that there is a plant warning. | ||
| But, you may want to watch for some plants to be coming back. | ||
| I got deep into growing plants, what was that, about a year ago? | ||
| Year and a half? | ||
| Somewhere in there. | ||
| I would say that was probably right before the beginning of the pandemic. | ||
| No, it was a little after, I think. | ||
| Was it a little bit after? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| But I was deep into the green thumb territory, and it was a great hobby. | ||
| It really did a lot for my mental health, and I just felt great. | ||
| Loved these little green things. | ||
| And unfortunately, there were two problems that came at me in a pincer attack. | ||
| One was that I did a terrible job with watering. | ||
| doing. | ||
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I overwatered these plants. | |
| Sure. | ||
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They ended up with a fly infestation. | |
| Right. | ||
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That ended up leading to me getting rid of all of my plants. | |
| It was a very funny situation how many bugs there were. | ||
| It was awful. | ||
| Then the second thing that was coming at me was that I had an inability to grow a lot of things based on a concern for Selene. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Because a lot of things are toxic to cats. | |
| And even beyond that, things that aren't toxic to cats, She would find a way to fuck up and eat. | ||
| She would eat my plants, and it infuriated me. | ||
| Yeah, she fucked up a lot of stuff too, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I have rearranged things in such a way that I have an isolated space that I can keep Selene out of, and I can be more careful with the watering, and I'm very excited to reignite this hobby. | ||
| Right! | ||
| I mean, I have been trying to get you to start your own hydroponic grow room for a long time, because... | ||
| This obviously isn't going to last that much longer. | ||
| I'm not growing weed, man. | ||
| You might as well deal if you're going to do it, you know? | ||
| Hey, man, can I get an eighth of potato? | ||
| I'm just saying that that's... | ||
| What if you... | ||
| Listen, you mix potato and you mix toad. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you got yourself a meal, my man. | ||
| I think you just need toad. | ||
| Well, but you need a full stomach. | ||
| This is not going to be a toad sanctuary. | ||
| I'm not growing weed. | ||
| All right, fine. | ||
| You're going to have to keep going to the dispensary. | ||
| Yes, that was my main concern. | ||
| Unless you want to try... | ||
| Like I said... | ||
| I said, smoke this potato. | ||
| I'll give you a potato you can turn into a bong if you want. | ||
| That well, I mean, you can turn any potato. | ||
| Wait, do you have a special potato that you can turn into a bong? | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
| Because you can turn any potato into a bong. | ||
| I've been cross-pollinating and growing a bong potato. | ||
| It's got a little coating on the inside. | ||
| As a carb hole? | ||
| Absolutely, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's a good one. | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| Other than your forthcoming bong potato. | ||
| That would be a bright spot. | ||
| No, my bright spot, Dan, is I'm writing your coattails on the video game stories. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So for me, I'm finally into the Three Houses Warriors thing. | ||
| Oh, yeah, the Three Hopes. | ||
| Really enjoying that. | ||
| I don't know if I am, but I'm very lonely and I'm taking a lot of fictional characters on expeditions right now. | ||
| Your partner's out of town, so you gotta do what you gotta do. | ||
| I'm not cheating, but I am really thinking about what Mercedes is feeling about tea. | ||
| So I know I'm not cheating. | ||
| But it doesn't feel faithful. | ||
| But it's not always tea. | ||
| With the three hopes. | ||
| This is the problem. | ||
| The three hopes gets into people's feelings about... | ||
| About politics sometimes, even on those expeditions. | ||
| It's all over the place. | ||
| I'm asking them questions. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| Actually, we'll revisit this in a second. | ||
| I don't mean to cut you off. | ||
| No, okay. | ||
| But we have an episode, Jordan. | ||
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Sure. | |
| We have an episode to do today. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| We're going to be talking a little bit about shit that's gone on this week with Alex Jones, mostly covering the 11th and 12th of July, 2022. | ||
| And, hey, a lot of it's really fucking stupid. | ||
| That sounds about right. | ||
| Buckle in for that. | ||
| Some of it is disgusting, and some of it is really, really stupid. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It'll be a nice mixture, a melange of the two. | ||
| That's what we do. | ||
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Yep. | |
| But before we get down to business on that, let's take a little moment, Jordan, to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Al, you're almost through all of it. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, Scuba Steve's father. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Master Voodoo Fitness Guru of Occupied Texas. | ||
| Long may he gain. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I think I might have said this one already, but just in case I didn't. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Little birthday for Matthew. | ||
| Love your wife, KY. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Also, the wife's name might have been Kai. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| Next, Gabe Studebaby Adams. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| And my wife is getting tired of me warning her of the globalists. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much. | |
| And finally, Jordan. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Lorenz Hellman Gloucester. | ||
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Thank you so much. | |
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| See, this is where it was going to come back. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| I see what you did there. | ||
| This person asked what our favorite houses are. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So I just figured we'd do a little breakdown. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I'm a Black Eagles person for sure. | ||
| I've started with the Blue Lions both times, and they're the worst. | ||
| Yeah, you kind of... | ||
| But you gravitate towards being unsatisfied by royalty. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Centralized generational power. | ||
| You want to live within it, but you want to be bothered by living in it. | ||
| I mean, part of what's so enjoyable about it is that the main character, Dimitri, is essentially just abused non-stop. | ||
| And I do appreciate that happening to royalty. | ||
| Well, I guess there's something for that. | ||
| That is an enjoyable thing for me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But no, the Golden Lion's charming, seemingly carefree. | ||
| They don't have a lot of baggage going on. | ||
| Everybody else is crying, and there's tragic backstories and family and shit. | ||
| And Claude is just having a day! | ||
| I find... | ||
| No spoilers here for you, Jordan, but I find that the Golden Lion's story in The Three Hopes is annoying. | ||
| Oh, well, that sounds about right, too. | ||
| I'm having trouble experiencing it. | ||
| Ah. | ||
| But yeah, I just like the... | ||
| The Black Eagles. | ||
| I think the characters are better. | ||
| Bernadetta. | ||
| Petra. | ||
| Bernadetta's great. | ||
| Edelgard sucks. | ||
| I like Edelgard, but I don't like Hubert. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| If you like Hubert, we are fighting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is my challenge. | ||
| Guy strikes me as a weirdo. | ||
| All right, let's stop talking about fake characters. | ||
| No, they're my only friends right now, Dan. | ||
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See, I'm trying to reach across the aisle to you to connect. | |
| I love it. | ||
| So there's a couple of out-of-context drops that I'm not going to use for today. | ||
| I'll play them later. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But for now, here is an out-of-context drop from today's show. | ||
| I got a lot of friends, family, neighbors, or liberals, and they're all like, you're right, we're wrong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bunch of people, a bunch of liberals coming up to Alex. | ||
| You're right, we're wrong! | ||
| Friends, families, a bunch of liberals coming up to him saying, you're right, we're wrong. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Sounds right. | ||
| So we're going to start, I told you we're going to mostly be covering the 11th and 12th. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And that is true, I promise. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| But we're going to talk at the beginning of this about a little thing that happened on the 10th. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That was Sunday's show, and Alex starts his segment here in a little bit of a mood. | ||
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That's not what this bitch wants. | |
| Not what I want at all. | ||
| I want money, power, and glory. | ||
| And now they're injecting six-month-old babies with their poison. | ||
| I have a stack of mainstream news admitting it erases your immune system and causes blood clots and doesn't protect you. | ||
| And national polls show the vast majority of Americans know that. | ||
| So we're winning the fight. | ||
| But they've already killed millions of people. | ||
| They're preparing new bio-weapon releases that are far worse than what we just saw. | ||
| We just lived the beta test. | ||
| Now our enemies are going operational. | ||
| But God is in control. | ||
| And God is holding our hand. | ||
| God has his hand on our shoulder with guardian angels. | ||
| And it's so real. | ||
| And I've been there so much and experienced so much. | ||
| I can't even tell you all about it. | ||
| It's totally real. | ||
| We don't give the enemy any operational information. | ||
| But just let me explain something. | ||
| This is 100% real. | ||
| And you don't need me to tell you that anymore. | ||
| You've seen it for yourself. | ||
| Can't talk about stuff because I don't want to give the enemies... | ||
| Operational information. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Great. | ||
| I always like it whenever he's not talking over the song with anything. | ||
| It feels like he suddenly started talking to the song. | ||
| Like the song was like... | ||
| And he's like, and not just money, but also they want to, and you're like, wait a second, the song can't hear you. | ||
| Well, the key is the, you belong to the city. | ||
| And he's like, oh, you can feel it. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's what you gotta do. | ||
| But it's not good when it's Lana Del Rey. | ||
| And honestly, I think you need to do a wellness check on Alex anytime he's coming in for break with Lana Del Rey. | ||
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It is. | |
| Because it usually is a harbinger of something troubling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And this case is no exception. | ||
| So thank you for joining us on this Live Sunday broadcast that is literally in defiance to everything these parasites and these psychopaths and these demons are doing. | ||
| It's a real blessing. | ||
| So blessed. | ||
| I'm exactly where I want to be. | ||
| I've just got to turn it loose and give it to God and stop getting so upset to see their operations because in the end they will fail. | ||
| I give it to God here on air and I ask God to bring me to the high place that King David talked about. | ||
| Quiet Place the Most High. | ||
| And the lead got to direct me so that I can continue this operation because we have been given nothing but success, nothing but victory. | ||
| It has been spectacular. | ||
| And you, the viewers and listeners, you did this. | ||
| And that's why when I salute you, I'm not into self-harming, but I just are typically want to take... | ||
| This dagger. | ||
| And just cut a finger off right on there to show you how much I appreciate you and what you've done. | ||
| I was giving up a finger to beat these people's nothing. | ||
| Yeah, you're good, man. | ||
| You're good. | ||
| You don't need to do that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This reminds me of when he had a skull on his desk and he was just like, why doesn't anybody ask me about what this skull means? | ||
| Do you want to talk about it? | ||
| The skull is a riddle. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
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Shut the fuck up. | |
| People need to talk about this skull. | ||
| I put this very clearly bullshit thing on my desk to trick morons into talking about the skull. | ||
| Why is the background of my show a checkerboard for some reason? | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I do... | ||
| I mean, obviously, this is a desperate attempt for attention that a lot of people fell for. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But... | ||
| Hook, line, and sinker. | ||
| On the other hand, we've talked about this a tiny bit off air. | ||
| There's an escalation aspect to this, because generally, he has talked about cutting off his finger before. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He has not brandished a knife. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| He's full-on got a dagger. | ||
| That is nice. | ||
| It is a little bit weird. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It also... | ||
| I think that you can tell from... | ||
| Listening to it. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But if you watch it, it is, you know, exactly this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's jarring. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That comes out of, a bit out of nowhere. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like maybe there's a Twilight Zone episode to be had about Alex, wherein, like, the devil appears, you know, whatever, however he does in a Twilight Zone episode, and just, he forces him to do all the things that he says. | ||
| So Alex accidentally says, I'll cut off this thing, and then he starts to sweat. | ||
| And it's close up in his eyes, and he's looking back and forth, and then the devil looks right at him, and he just slowly chops that finger off, and it fades to black. | ||
| And you're like, holy shit, that was a good Twilight Zone episode. | ||
| This is the sequel to Liar Liar. | ||
| Exactly, yes. | ||
| The Twilight Zone version. | ||
| The horror movie version of Liar Liar. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So a lot of people got caught up in this amplifying. | ||
| Yeah, they're great. | ||
| And that was fun. | ||
| Good work, everybody. | ||
| So here is how Alex's bizarre display wraps up. | ||
| He talks about cutting off his finger, says he's not going to do it, and then he goes to calls. | ||
| That's basically how this goes. | ||
| I'm not into self-harming, but I just archetypally want to take this dagger and just cut a finger off right on there to show you how much I appreciate you and what you've done. | ||
| Because giving up a finger to beat these people is nothing. | ||
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You. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| I've changed the world. | ||
| You have stood up against evil. | ||
| You have turned the tide. | ||
| And I salute you. | ||
| And I thank you. | ||
| And you've got that from the very bottom of my heart. | ||
| You've got my full commitment. | ||
| Because you need to know in the universe there are real people. | ||
| You need to know in the universe there's people like you who aren't evil, who don't serve Satan. | ||
| That's why they all day say I'm an actor. | ||
| All day say I'm a fake. | ||
| All day say I'm a fraud with no evidence. | ||
| Because they know I didn't shell out to them. | ||
| They know you didn't shell out to them. | ||
| They know. | ||
| But I'm not going to cut my finger off to prove that. | ||
| We all knew that. | ||
| I say that Alex is a fucking liar and a fraud, and as evidence, I submit the past five years of my life, represented by about 700 podcasts that demonstrate the lies that he tells, and more importantly, the specific strategies he uses to push his dishonesty. | ||
| So, Alex, please, feel free to rebut that evidence. | ||
| I wish the story of the boy who cried wolf mattered. | ||
| But then I think about it more, and then I realize that that's not how the media and Alex work. | ||
| Like, Alex says he's going to do something outrageous, and the media reports on it. | ||
| And it's like the boy who cried wolf, except for it's like if the boy who cried wolf gave the media 20 bucks every time he cried wolf, and they're like, I need 20 bucks today, so I'll, yeah, oh no, he's crying wolf this time for sure! | ||
| Well, it's an unfortunately symbiotic thing, sort of. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| You know, because it's an easy story. | ||
| Alex said some dumb shit that's pretty funny. | ||
| Everybody's gonna laugh at him. | ||
| Five seconds. | ||
| And it's easier than taking the time to, you know, maybe go over some of the content that is in his show that is tough. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That sucks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And it maintains this, like, there's maybe a hope that you can tell yourself that it's like, wow, people see this and realize he is out there. | ||
| And it doesn't. | ||
| No. | ||
| It doesn't have that effect. | ||
| No. | ||
| Holding on to hope that people are like, oh my god, he is. | ||
| He is not a trustworthy source of information. | ||
| He threatened to cut his finger off. | ||
| I think it's unproductive. | ||
| If this were earlier in the podcast, I would have a how not to cover Alex about this, but I grow weary of saying the same thing over and over again. | ||
| Too many, too many, too many, too many. | ||
| No, I mean, you know, the boy gives him 50 bucks when he cries wolf. | ||
| He doesn't give him 50 bucks whenever they point out he's a giant fucking racist. | ||
| True. | ||
| True. | ||
| It's hard to go back to the boy crying wolf after you're like, this motherfucking racist piece of shit not only cries wolf all the time, but he's actively leading to the downfall of your fucking civilization. | ||
| And they're like, no, we'll take 50 bucks. | ||
| Yeah, it's not newsworthy that Alex has once again threatened to cut off his finger. | ||
| It is newsworthy some of the other shit that he believes in that is a problem. | ||
| So we jump in here on July 11th, and Alex has a hot take on Sri Lanka. | ||
| There are massive riots and government-building takeovers by individuals saying death to the New World Order, down with Bill Gates, down with Klaus Schwab. | ||
| They're saying it in Sri Lanka. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They're saying it in the Dutch countryside. | ||
| They're saying it in Texas. | ||
| They're saying it in Chile and Venezuela. | ||
| They're saying it all over the world. | ||
| In Brazil, leading the charge. | ||
| With the best leader to come out at a national level and fight for freedom in the last 50 years, Bolsonaro. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So yeah, apparently the Sri Lankans... | ||
| Klaus Schwab! | ||
| Yeah, they were mad at Schwab. | ||
| I hate him. | ||
| I hate him. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I just don't even... | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I won't engage with that other than to say stop it. | ||
| No, but Alex loves Bolsonaro, the best leader, national leader in the last 50 years. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I guess that's... | ||
| I'm trying to see where the cutoff is there. | ||
| I guess Andrew Jackson was before that. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| So Alex would think Bolsonaro is best. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He has some other fellows that he likes, though, too. | ||
| They meant to carry all this out and blame our national leaders as puppets. | ||
| But enough leaders got in, like Orban and others, to expose it. | ||
| We have enough talk show hosts reaching big enough audiences to get the truth out, like this broadcast, the blast point, the detonation point, Patient Zero of Liberty, the epicenter, this audience, activists, you did it. | ||
| Once you know the important work you've done, so you'll keep fighting harder, because we're winning. | ||
| The Tucker Carlson's of the world, hammering the Great Reset and the New World Order. | ||
| It hurts to watch Alex embarrass himself like this, throwing his support where he does, but it seems to be his thing these days. | ||
| For one thing, I would love for Alex to come on his show and name one specific thing that Bolsonaro or Orban have done to make him support them. | ||
| And it can't be some vague bullshit like they stood up to the New World Order or they resisted the COVID takeover. | ||
| They hate Klaus Schwab. | ||
| I want specifics. | ||
| Mostly just because I know from listening to this dumb show that Alex has no specifics. | ||
| He has no idea who these dudes are. | ||
| He doesn't know what they... | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, I imagine if he could, he would be like, well, Bolsonaro accelerated the decline and, in fact, destruction of the entire Amazon rainforest, dooming the planet to further destruction. | ||
| No, no, no, because the planet's carbon-starved, so you've got to cut down those forests in order to release more CO2 in order to save the world. | ||
| Right, and then Orban beats the shit out of journalists on the Daily, so that's a gun. | ||
| Right on there, you know? | ||
| First Amendment. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Yeah, I find it even more embarrassing, this continuing fetishization of Tucker. | ||
| Alex needs to wake up and realize that Tucker doesn't like him. | ||
| Tucker defends Alex when defending Alex is a useful prop for him to use to attack his targets, but he does not give a shit about Alex. | ||
| And to illustrate this point, here's a clip of Tucker attempting to argue that his Great Replacement conspiracy theories... | ||
| Actually aren't all that crazy. | ||
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This is not something that I made up or found on the internet. | |
| I don't even really go on the internet. | ||
| This is something that Democrats, including, you know, the architect of Obama's last victory, have talked about at great lengths in pieces, monographs on television. | ||
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They've written books about it. | |
| So this is not like some crackpot Alex Jones. | ||
| This is the central strategy of the Democratic Party. | ||
| So to be like, I can't believe you said that. | ||
| That's so casual for Tucker. | ||
| To defend his own racism when he's confronted with it, it's second nature for Tucker to attempt to claim the high ground by insisting that his racist theories are solid and based on real stuff, unlike Alex Jones, whose racist theories are crackpot shit. | ||
| the dynamic here is very simple on one level and then there's a little something underneath it that makes it a little bit messier the simple aspect is that tucker just wants to differentiate himself from a symbol that all right-thinking people can agree is insane and that is the thing It's a... | ||
| Trope. | ||
| Yes, it's a scapegoat. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The more complex thing here is that the theory that they're discussing, the core of the Great Replacement conspiracy theory, is something that Alex and Tucker agree on. | ||
| Identical. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Alex yells about the Great Replacement, Tucker yells about the Great Replacement, so in order for Tucker to really get away with this kind of dodge that he's attempting, he needs to clearly articulate what it is about his Great Replacement theory that's so factually based and scholarly, and what aspect of Alex's Great Replacement theory make it turn into crack. | ||
| Tucker can't do that because they have the same theory, and it serves the same political purpose for both of them. | ||
| To attack Alex's belief in the Great Replacement theories is to attack your own position, which is why Tucker does this dodge the way he does. | ||
| He pretends that Alex doesn't preach the same shit that he does in order to use Alex as a punching bag in an attempt to bolster his own credibility. | ||
| If Tucker were to be engaging honestly and he believed what he was saying, he would give this same defense of his replacement theory being based on factual ground, and instead of attacking Alex, he would say, and you know who was way ahead of everybody else on this? | ||
| Alex Jones and Lauren Southern with her documentaries. | ||
| If he truly believed this shit and he needed to bring Alex's name into it, he would be paying homage to the people who were preaching this gospel long before Tucker realized it was profitable. | ||
| He doesn't do that because, to him, Alex isn't an ideological forefather. | ||
| He's a punching bag and a prop to use to maintain his shaky grasp on public respectability. | ||
| And if I were Alex, I'd probably be offended by that. | ||
| I'm sure he's not, though, because he knows that all the people he interacts with are self-interested, backstabbing liars, and nothing outside of the accumulation of and exercise of power really means anything to any of these fucks. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, once you start licking boot, there's no, what are you going to complain about, the different taste of boot? | ||
| Come on now. | ||
| He licks boot! | ||
| But you kind of hope that, like, you hope that Alex would feel hurt. | ||
| By somebody clearly being like, you're a fucking... | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Ranting lunatic. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm going to use you as an example of the thing I'm not when I'm being accused of being a racist conspiracy theorist. | ||
| No, you're so smart. | ||
| You're so smart. | ||
| That's such a smart idea. | ||
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Right. | |
| That's what you gotta do. | ||
| You gotta play the smoke screen. | ||
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Right. | |
| Because I know deep down you actually totally like me. | ||
| You love me. | ||
| You totally love me. | ||
| But you realize that the image of me in the world is such that you can use me as a shield and it doesn't actually hurt either of us. | ||
| I know who I am. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's very sad. | ||
| I think what's... | ||
| Really, really fucked up is that Alex, even five years ago, used to be that thing that pushed the Overton window, you know? | ||
| Because he was so out there, the Republicans could take a more extreme position, but they would still have to moderate in terms of that. | ||
| It feels like now it's just a smokescreen. | ||
| They all say the same thing Alex says, and then they're like, well, we're not like Alex, and it's like... | ||
| No, no, you're there, man. | ||
| You don't get to do that anymore. | ||
| To some degree, Alex is like a focus group. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Let's see what's really going to excite people. | ||
| Let's see what we can get away with. | ||
| Let's let him test drive some of this shit. | ||
| That is such, I would describe it as exactly the way things are going now. | ||
| That's a bummer. | ||
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| So Alex spends a lot of time talking about Hunter Biden's iPhone on this episode. | ||
| P.O.P. | ||
| That's the nickname that is used by Hunter Biden's niece for him, and it looks like his father. | ||
| And we cannot show you this information on air. | ||
| A lot of it is illegal sex trafficking and obviously him in bed with children that look like they're 10 years old as trophies. | ||
| We cannot show you, and we will not show you, the pedophilic material on air. | ||
| And quite frankly, after I looked at some of it, I just stopped looking at it last night. | ||
| Because never in my life have I looked at things like this. | ||
| And as a journalist, I'm a pundit, an analyst, but I also am a journalist. | ||
| And I just can't look at it. | ||
| I will not look at it. | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| You don't have to look at stuff, man. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| He doesn't have to. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| So, with this stuff, I really feel like it's gotten to a point where the police should just arrest Hunter Biden, and then Alex can try and get a charge to stick in court. | ||
| If he can prove his case, Hunter can go to prison. | ||
| If Alex can't, then Alex goes to jail for defamation and malicious prosecution. | ||
| There needs to be some stakes to this, because it's just unacceptable. | ||
| So, here's the situation as I understand it. | ||
| Someone on 4chan claimed that they'd hacked Hunter's iCloud and released a bunch of stuff from it, including pictures and videos of Hunter with crack and sex workers. | ||
| The authenticity of the material isn't fully confirmed, which is actually something we should be careful about. | ||
| Because it does appear that some of it is previously unreleased stuff, at least according to Motherboard. | ||
| There's an article there that... | ||
| Made that claim. | ||
| But in situations like this, because of the really dicey origins of the stuff being put out, it can be very difficult to know what is the genuine product of a hack and what could have been slipped in along the way. | ||
| So I don't know what to do about this until something is more authenticated by a respectable source other than some weirdo on 4chan. | ||
| I'm confused about the whole Hunter Biden thing. | ||
| Do people care? | ||
| Do they think we care? | ||
| Do people... | ||
| Do some people care? | ||
| There is a positive correlation between caring about Hunter Biden stuff and the Durham report. | ||
| I mean, yeah! | ||
| They're the only people that care. | ||
| I mean, I care in as much as I think that there seems to be a problem that maybe... | ||
| It isn't personal. | ||
| But do you know what it isn't? | ||
| Mine? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's not my problem. | ||
| No. | ||
| And I think that if things were what Alex is describing, it would be a problem. | ||
| That's a crime! | ||
| Let's go do that! | ||
| That's for everybody else to take care of! | ||
| But from everything I understand, this is outrageously sensationalized, the way Alex is describing this. | ||
| And look, I'm growing weary of Hunter Biden's stories. | ||
| First it was his laptop, now it's his iCloud data. | ||
| I mean, Jesus. | ||
| Next thing you know, I'm predicting that Jacob Wall is going to announce that he got his hands on the graphing calculator that Hunter Biden used in junior high. | ||
| That sounds about right. | ||
| And it's got some fucking sketchy shit on it. | ||
| Oh, dude, the even more simple one, you turn that upside down, that motherfucker is dirty. | ||
| It's his boobs. | ||
| I know. | ||
| So, I just... | ||
| I mean, I don't... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| If this is a crime, then... | ||
| Deal with it! | ||
| I just don't understand why... | ||
| I'm tired of hearing Alex say stuff that doesn't go anywhere and is disgusting. | ||
| I mean, honestly, and I just don't care... | ||
| If you had him on one of those strongman things where if I hit the thing with a mallet, Hunter Biden would actually go flying up and his head would hit a... | ||
| Bell, I still wouldn't care. | ||
| I just don't care. | ||
| I don't care about him. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So, Alex and his mom, they have a theory. | ||
| There's something that's going to happen. | ||
| That he's never going to get that titty again? | ||
| Well, that's not a theory on her part. | ||
| She said, no. | ||
| But no, there's a theory. | ||
| My mom's a really smart person, and when Biden was installed a year and a half ago, she said, mark my words. | ||
| I've said this many times. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Told you this. | ||
| And every time I see her, she says this. | ||
| She goes, mark my words. | ||
| They're planning to kill Biden as a false flag. | ||
| The only way to get rid of him and then make all the crimes he committed not seem as bad in a way to change the subject. | ||
| And they'll claim it's some right-wing gun owner that does it. | ||
| And I agree with my mother. | ||
| I also think a right-wing guy is a regular line. | ||
| Smarts, you could say. | ||
| But I think it's pretty much a common sense thing. | ||
| Your family sounds fucking annoying. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, yeah, Alex and his mom both think that they're going to kill Biden as a false flag. | ||
| Ah, man. | ||
| What a dinner conversation. | ||
| This is the only way that Hunter's iPad story is going to go away is if they false flag kill Joe Biden. | ||
| You know, it is kind of fascinating to think that, like... | ||
| When I sit down at the dinner table with my family for Thanksgiving or whatever, we talk about stuff. | ||
| We talk about our lives, and then even if it gets to politics or something like that, we're still talking about stuff grounded in reality, you know? | ||
| Like, it seems to me that when Alex does that, and they're sitting around the table, they're all just in a writer's room, just tossing out bits, just like, okay, here's what's gonna happen. | ||
| All right, the North Koreans are gonna dot, dot, dot, and that's how we know it's gonna happen, and you're like, what are you talking about? | ||
| I'm picturing, like, Alex's mom pulling him aside and being like, Look, I got a hot tip. | ||
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| That's what I'm picturing. | ||
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Like, they're at a Little League game. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I gotcha, I gotcha. | ||
| Meet me under the bleachers. | ||
| I got a secret. | ||
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Yeah, no, no. | |
| That makes sense. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Yeah, but Alex really thinks this is going to happen. | ||
| But also, he's not predicting it. | ||
| He's predicting it, though. | ||
| No, he says it's going to happen. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But he's not predicting it. | ||
| That is predicting it. | ||
| He is predicting it. | ||
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Well, sure. | |
| But he's not. | ||
| Oh, goddammit. | ||
| And I agree with my mother. | ||
| So I am predicting it. | ||
| Bring a lot of mine. | ||
| Smarts, you could say. | ||
| But I think it's pretty much a common sense thing, the way they're building this up, that they're going to kill Biden. | ||
| I really think they're going to kill him. | ||
| So common sense. | ||
| I'm not predicting it's going to happen. | ||
| I'm saying there's a very good chance they'll kill him before the midterms. | ||
| I'm predicting the deep state will assassinate Biden in the false flag. | ||
| I give it a 90% probability in the next 120 days. | ||
| 90%? | ||
| They might wait to do it later. | ||
| 90% the president's going to die in the main election, but they're definitely positioning all this. | ||
| They could have an October surprise. | ||
| Yeah, there would be a surprise in October. | ||
| Okay, so you get this. | ||
| I mean, this is the way this shit works with Alex. | ||
| It's like, I'm not predicting this, but I'm predicting that the globalists are going to do this. | ||
| There's a 90% chance, but I'm not predicting this. | ||
| Just give yourself a back exit escape route when shit doesn't happen. | ||
| Although I'm going to feel real dumb if Biden is false flagged in the next couple months. | ||
| Listen, I still won't feel dumb. | ||
| I refuse to feel dumb. | ||
| If he's false flag murdered, fine. | ||
| Honestly, I do think that what this is representative of and indicative of is that Alex is responding to the idea that there is such a fever pitch that it's growing with the things like the January 6th committee, things like the continuing COVID. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| You know, there's a pretty good chance that someone might take a shot at Biden. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And I think Alex knows that the people who would are people who are ideologically... | ||
| Very much in sync with him. | ||
| Oh, totally. | ||
| No, if the DOJ puts on their big boy pants and actually charges Trump with, I mean, any number of the crimes, you know, that they proved he did already. | ||
| I got really excited there because I thought I might still have the it's big boy pants time. | ||
| Oh, that would be great. | ||
| Not in my iTunes at the moment. | ||
| But yeah, the moment they really try and give him a perp walk, you know, people are going to start putting bullets in long rifles. | ||
| It seems... | ||
| Looks like it's not a zero possibility. | ||
| And Alex recognizes that, so he's preemptively creating this storyline. | ||
| And, hey, man, it's going to happen, but also it might not. | ||
| So I said it before the break. | ||
| One of the major moves, if I was the globalist, I would make. | ||
| I'm not calling for violence. | ||
| It's a terrible thing. | ||
| It'll actually help them. | ||
| I wish no harm against Biden or any of these people. | ||
| I want them to be tried and put in prison. | ||
| We process. | ||
| But I've already determined the outcome. | ||
| So due process, but it is skewing them. | ||
| Now they're putting out accurate polls. | ||
| If you go into the methodology of the polls, they always sample 15 points more for Democrat. | ||
| And they always bake into these polls higher numbers. | ||
| But now Biden is polling in the 20s. | ||
| Joe Biden's approval rating sinks historic 29%. | ||
| Believe me, folks, it's way lower than that. | ||
| It might be 10%. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | ||
| So they're doing, they have real polls now because they had fake polls before. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But also these polls are also fake. | ||
| Yeah, they're still super fake. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Wait, so they're faking a historic low. | ||
| That's their idea of how to do this. | ||
| They're like, listen. | ||
| Good plan, good plan. | ||
| We gotta juice this historic low to be less embarrassing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Listen, he's hitting 185. | ||
| He's going down to the minors, man. | ||
| There's nothing to say. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| We've got to save face with an all-time low. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| No, he's hitting 201. | ||
| It's going down, man. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Getting cut. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It makes sense, though, when you really think about it. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| We got talk of energy crisis in Texas again, and Alex refuses to understand how Texas' power grid works. | ||
| Well, sure. | ||
| If you do, it's bad for business. | ||
| That's very convenient. | ||
| They're following the great reset of the Bilderberg Group and its public relations arm, the Davos Group, the World Economic Forum. | ||
| Texas grid operator warns of blackouts. | ||
| That was months ago. | ||
| They're not allowed to use coal. | ||
| They've shut down most of those plants. | ||
| They're given massive million-dollar-a-day fines if they do, and they've got to get permission to even do that and get fined if they don't prison time. | ||
| Remember a year and a half ago, on Valentine's Day, a week before they sent a letter saying, we know a big blue northerner's scheduled to be here in about six days? | ||
| We need to be able to up the capacity of these coal power plants and gas power plants. | ||
| And Joe Biden, who'd just gotten into office, said, no! | ||
| With three big exclamation points, no! | ||
| This is just straight-up pathetic. | ||
| For one, Alex is completely lying about pretty much all of the details of that blackout, but if you zoom out, he's actually also lying about the entire reality that the blackout existed in, and there's a good reason for him to do that. | ||
| Texas's power grid failure is an indictment of his ideology. | ||
| The reason there were outages like the ones that happened traces back to a deregulatory agenda where the Texas power grid is disconnected from the two major countrywide ones so they can avoid any federal oversight. | ||
| Alex needs to lie about everything related to this case because if he doesn't, his listeners might catch on that those blackouts were a tragic and deadly example of why his political ideas are bad. | ||
| coal-burning power plant. | ||
| There are plenty of them in Texas. | ||
| This shit is pretty sad, but honestly, the alternative to lying here is recognizing that deregulating the power grid in Texas was a really dumb, destructive idea, which Alex can't do without admitting, like, hey, my guys were wrong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I... | ||
| Listen, okay? | ||
| It's 2022. | ||
| If you're, like... | ||
| Our big solution is burning coal. | ||
| Fucking get out of here. | ||
| Die. | ||
| You're too far. | ||
| We're in the future. | ||
| We're in the future. | ||
| In the Jetsons, they had cars that go boop, boop, boop. | ||
| Why don't we have energy that isn't coal? | ||
| Well, it's because coal is magic, man. | ||
| No, it's coal. | ||
| There's big stores of coal out west in the U.S. It's only here in the U.S. and in China. | ||
| Enough to run the country for hundreds of years, if not thousands, they say, just in the U.S. alone. | ||
| It's all clean. | ||
| It's all clean coal. | ||
| It's so clean, it's pure carbon. | ||
| There's no lead, no mercury, no nothing. | ||
| There's tons of really toxic coal as well, and I agree, we should use the clean coal first. | ||
| Alex thinks clean coal is a different thing than coal. | ||
| Gotta use it first. | ||
| He thinks it's a different thing. | ||
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| As opposed to a series of processes that are attempting to make coal cleaner. | ||
| He thinks that it's a different rock or something. | ||
| A different mineral. | ||
| Ooh, this coal's clean. | ||
| Oh right. | ||
| If the number one thing that your energy source competed with in its heyday was fucking horses, it doesn't count for now. | ||
| It's 2022. | ||
| Come up with a fucking something. | ||
| That uses not coal! | ||
| Look, I understand where you're- I don't want to fight cowboys! | ||
| I understand where you're coming from, but I also think it's- you're distracting from the fact that Alex thinks that clean coal is different than coal. | ||
| I understand that, but I think they all do, which was the point- No, no, no, no. | ||
| Which was the point of just calling it clean coal. | ||
| But- The reason that I'm stressing it is because he clearly has no idea what he's talking about, or he's intentionally lying to his audience for the sake of big coal. | ||
| Yeah, no, they scrub it down. | ||
| I mean, it's just regular coal, but they scrub it down first, so all that dirty soot is gone. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| And you just get that pure coal, you know? | ||
| Alex thinks that you also have to use scrubbers, but clean coal is like, you know how you see the chunks of coal? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They're black. | ||
| Right. | ||
| These ones are like gray. | ||
| They're clean. | ||
| They're clean. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's a different thing completely. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You're just being pedantic saying that... | ||
| Alex talks a little bit more about the power grid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We know the plays they run. | ||
| We know they're scams of their Build Back Better system. | ||
| And that was the power operators months ago. | ||
| And now they have come out with the actual announcements. | ||
| Reuters today. | ||
| Texas grid operator warms of potential rolling blackouts today. | ||
| Reuters. | ||
| ERCOT issues a call for voluntary conservation. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| You've got to conserve because they cut your power. | ||
| You're learning in this great transition. | ||
| Like Germany said, no more heating in your houses. | ||
| The government's going to put warming tents on every street where the government will give you a place to be warm. | ||
| So groups like ERCOT are making these sorts of announcements because they know that the alternative is to connect the Texas grid to the interstate infrastructure, and that's something that this heavily conservative state isn't going to go for. | ||
| They would rather die and have rolling blackouts than to give up this imaginary sliver of freedom that they think that they have from the federal government. | ||
| A solution that would help with the problem is categorically off the table, so the way to live with it is to ask people to voluntarily limit their energy intake. | ||
| Right. | ||
| As for Germany, they didn't say that people couldn't heat their own houses. | ||
| That's just something Alex is making up to scare the audience. | ||
| The German government is concerned that Russia may restrict the gas supply that comes into the country and this would create a huge energy crisis come winter. | ||
| This is a potential emergency that may come up months from now, so to prepare for that possibility, some cities in Germany are setting up heating halls where people can go to make sure that everyone has access to a safe, warm place to be. | ||
| Alex is intentionally misreporting this story because to cover it sincerely would reveal things he doesn't want the audience to realize. | ||
| First, the potential for this German energy crisis has to do with Putin restricting the supply of gas that flows into the country. | ||
| The audience is supposed to think that the globalists are meddling with energy, not the guy who Alex is pretending is fighting the globalists. | ||
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| That would be confusing. | ||
| Yeah, that would really fuck up their heads. | ||
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| Second, the story is about the government setting up emergency centers to save the lives of vulnerable people should the worst-case scenario come to pass. | ||
| Alex presents this as the government saying that you can't heat your home and you have to depend on Big Brother for warmth because if he didn't, people might ask... | ||
| Like, why are you opposed to humanitarian efforts to make sure that people don't freeze to death on the streets and in their homes? | ||
| I mean, not even just that. | ||
| The simplest humanitarian effort. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't even need to talk about this. | ||
| When we go on the fucking L, there are heating things because it's fucking cold. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's how it's just the same shit. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Yeah, just more centralized and like a hall that's dedicated to it. | ||
| And, I mean, but even more importantly than that this deregulation is why they're having the blackouts and the conservatism being the issue, it is also that the people who run ERCOT are... | ||
| Billionaires who make even more money whenever you can't have power. | ||
| If they lost money for a moment, they would come out and they'd be like, holy shit, guys, we really fucked this one up. | ||
| It'll give us a little bit more profit if we're good people. | ||
| That may be true for the companies themselves. | ||
| The ERCOT's actually just the Electric Reliability Council of Texas. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| It may not be them that has the harsh profit motive necessarily. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm sure they're not at all captured by... | ||
| That would be insane. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| And also, just to be hyper clear, there are other factors at play that relate to why these energy crunches are happening, but a large amount of the burden could be taken off by not making your fucking entire electric grid independent in order to avoid federal oversight. | ||
| Not being stupid and stupid and dumb. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| So, you made a really good point about the idea of Alex's enemies getting a fair trial. | ||
| And he seems pretty fixated on that. | ||
| Broadcasting worldwide in defense of human liberty. | ||
| We are the resistance. | ||
| We are the real radical. | ||
| Defense of the Republic. | ||
| From enemies, foreign and domestic. | ||
| The Black Sheep. | ||
| It's Alex Jones. | ||
| And proud of it. | ||
| Humanity is getting off its knees. | ||
| Humanity is rising. | ||
| And I am getting chills through my entire core of my body. | ||
| Might have met with Dr. Toots. | ||
| I can see the awakening. | ||
| I am so proud of the people. | ||
| As far away as Sri Lanka, to the Netherlands, to Mexico, to Brazil, to South Africa, to Nigeria, to Kenya. | ||
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From Eastern Europe. | |
| The Pacific Islands. | ||
| Humanity is taking the blinders off. | ||
| And the globalists are going down. | ||
| What we need is Nuremberg 2. World trials. | ||
| We need them convicted. | ||
| We need them marched up to the gallows. | ||
| And we need to break their necks. | ||
| But only once they've been given a fair trial. | ||
| Which will be so fair. | ||
| The fairest trial anyone's ever gotten. | ||
| They will dangle for the world to see in full HD. | ||
| Thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Yeah, so, like, let's imagine that there is a trial for Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And they're acquitted. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is Alex going to be cool then? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't think that fair trial... | ||
| That's not a fair trial. | ||
| I don't think it'll matter too much to him. | ||
| Hey, elections that we lose are stolen, and trials that don't go the way I want them to are rigged. | ||
| It's a kangaroo court. | ||
| You know, I don't think anybody should be allowed to talk about Sri Lankans if a Sri Lankan group would break into your home, steal all of your shit. | ||
| Live in your pool and then beat you to death for being too rich. | ||
| I don't think Alex gets to be like, congratulations, Sri Lankans, because if his house was there, he's dead. | ||
| Which house? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, go fuck yourself with this idea of Nuremberg, too. | ||
| You should not be in favor of world courts. | ||
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I mean, how? | |
| Alex, you don't believe in world authorities. | ||
| That takes away the sovereignty of nations. | ||
| He doesn't want world courts. | ||
| He wants Americans to put this court... | ||
| On the world for them to see. | ||
| I mean, I guess functionally that is probably what he wants. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But you shouldn't... | ||
| If you don't want a one-world government, don't argue for world trials. | ||
| I mean, I do feel like what he really wants is for us to put stakes with dead bodies on the border of the United States. | ||
| Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates and all that. | ||
| Beware globalists. | ||
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No. | |
| What he wants is for people to kill them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And for him to keep this flimsy veneer of I like... | ||
| The rule of law don't hurt anybody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what he wants. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, you mentioned Sri Lanka. | ||
| So did Alex. | ||
| And here he does again. | ||
| U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken said growing food insecurity around the world has been significantly exacerbated by the Russian aggression against Ukraine. | ||
| Yeah, maybe 1% of it. | ||
| No, it was two years ago they signed on to the Paris Climate Accords and they cut the number of cattle in the country by half. | ||
| First year it's 30%, just like it's happening in Europe. | ||
| Really happening. | ||
| You will eat some bugs. | ||
| You will owe nothing and you will like it. | ||
| So Alex is just making shit up. | ||
| Sri Lanka signed on to the Paris Accords back in April 2016, and they were a party to the Kyoto Protocol since 2002. | ||
| The information Alex is providing is just made up, too. | ||
| You can go to the Sri Lankan government's National Livestock Statistics page, and you'll find that the number of cows has been steadily increasing year over year. | ||
| The provisional numbers for 2021 included an approximately 2 million liter increase in average monthly milk production, but I guess Alex can just say whatever he wants, provide no evidence for it, and expect his audience to just nod along. | ||
| I mean, how do you even come up with... | ||
| They just killed half of their cows whenever the truth is they have more cows. | ||
| How do you do that? | ||
| Well, it's because these stories all sort of revolve around ideas of emissions. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| No, and cows with the methane gas. | ||
| No, I get that thought process. | ||
| More responsible farming. | ||
| I get that thought process, but still, you know, that's a mighty riff. | ||
| Yeah, and the Sri Lankan livestock sector is mostly made up of smaller... | ||
| Operations. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And those are less damaging in terms of environmental impact. | ||
| So, look, you know what we need? | ||
| Coal-burning power plants. | ||
| No! | ||
| Why coal? | ||
| Because they're good for trees. | ||
| I swear to God, I'm done with this. | ||
| Coal power plants are good for trees. | ||
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Oh, I hate it. | |
| All the studies show, there's a bunch of them, that trees and plants directly downwind... | ||
| All around, coal power plants grow much faster and are healthier. | ||
| There's higher carbon dioxide that hasn't dissipated out yet. | ||
| The bad guys in Fergully aren't this evil. | ||
| It's a fact. | ||
| Look up hydroponics. | ||
| Look up indoor growing. | ||
| Look, they pump carbon dioxide in and humans walk around and it doesn't even make them sick because it's not bad for us. | ||
| The exact opposite is actually what most studies have found, namely that coal-fired power plants are associated with tree death in the surrounding area, likely due to a combination of air pollution and particles that change the pH level and nutrient composition of the soil, which sometimes isn't good for plants. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Alex's example there about humans walking around in CO2 and being fine is actually a really good argument against his own position. | ||
| because that's stupid. | ||
| And obviously, CO2 exists as an important part of many natural processes. | ||
| However, excess CO2 has really negative consequences on these processes and there's plenty of evidence that our actions have increased the levels of CO2 in ways that are dangerous. | ||
| So let's compare this to Alex's human example. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's cool, because it's a low enough level that there isn't a problem. | ||
| However, once the air becomes more concentrated with CO2, it becomes really dangerous to breathe. | ||
| At about 5% composition, you may end up with some respiratory problems, and it could become serious, but the real issue is when you get over 10%, at which point you'll likely have convulsions, you could end up in a coma, and you might die. | ||
| When you get higher than that, you're in a situation where you'll probably lose consciousness pretty quick, and if someone with a mask isn't there to help you, you'll die there. | ||
| CO2 is super dangerous to people when the levels are high enough, but it's a normal, not dangerous part of life when the levels are in check. | ||
| This exact same principle applies to the larger ecosystem, and if Alex is so certain that CO2 isn't dangerous to people, he should do a live stream where he goes into a room where the CO2 levels are like 30% so he can show everyone how safe it is. | ||
| I'm waiting for the day, and I don't think it's going to be that long, but you remember when that asshole brought a snowball into Congress and was like, see, climate change isn't happening. | ||
| You know, I'm waiting for the asshole to come in with a jar of CO2 and like... | ||
| Unscrew it and then release it into there and be like, see, CO2 doesn't hurt any of you today. | ||
| And I just... | ||
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It'll happen. | |
| It's going to happen. | ||
| You know that's going to happen. | ||
| And when I say I want Alex to go into a room with 30% CO2, what I mean is I want there also to be a medic there to drag him out. | ||
| I just want a demonstration of him passing out. | ||
| I don't want him hurt. | ||
| I don't want him to die. | ||
| I just think it would be funny if he had a lot of hubris. | ||
| Like when Mancow waterboarded himself, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes, exactly like that. | ||
| Or like that time that Alex... | ||
| He took that chip out of the homeless person's arm. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He didn't do that. | ||
| No, he didn't do that. | ||
| He made a big deal out of that. | ||
| He said he was going to do it. | ||
| He said he was going to do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he didn't even bring it up. | ||
| He said he'd done all the paperwork in the HIPAA forms and everything. | ||
| He said he'd done paperwork. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Still waiting. | ||
| Any day now. | ||
| So Alex has a guest, and it's a guy who's running for Congress, and he also used to run on the football field. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There is an incredible wave. | ||
| Is it Herschel Walker? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| ...conservative candidates across this country. | ||
| And I am so excited about the victims. | ||
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I have a hidden kid, too. | |
| Jerone Davison is going to be our guest for the next 40 minutes or so. | ||
| Then we're going to open the phones up and take calls for the balance of the broadcast. | ||
| I didn't realize until I set it up that way that it could believably have been Herschel Walker. | ||
| It could believably have been Herschel Walker. | ||
| Yeah, no, it's not. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So Jerome Davis is a former football player who's getting into the political scene now. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So he's running for Arizona's fourth district, and the reason he's caught Alex's attention is that he recently put out a very extreme pro AK-47 campaign ad. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Davison is one of five candidates in the GOP primary that's taking place on August 2nd, and due to the fact that he's a primary candidate who's on Alex's show who isn't running unopposed, I'm going to predict he loses, knowing nothing else. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Arizona's fourth is a Republican plus 22 district, so whoever wins that GOP primary will get elected, but that's still a pretty big hurdle with the field of five. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is a really good strategy for these fringe Infowars-ass candidates, and it troubles me that they're taking it. | ||
| You attack the primaries of super safe GOP districts. | ||
| You're probably not going to win, but there's a chance that you do, and if you do, it's a cakewalk into Congress. | ||
| And it's a cakewalk to stay in Congress. | ||
| You have the incumbents. | ||
| So crazy. | ||
| This is the only way lunatics like the sort Alex loves are going to get into office. | ||
| So if you're a political strategist, your best bet would be to look at Cook's partisan index and just focus on getting insane primary candidates into races in most of those heavily GOP districts. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And then the more airtime you get them in Congress, the more cover they give to the insane Republicans who at least talk like people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, on some level, if you're even just like a... | ||
| Playing with fire, but if you're just a mainstream rhino Republican strategist, that would even work to your advantage somewhat. | ||
| Maybe don't do too many of these primaries challenges if you're trying to maintain the status quo, but... | ||
| It does work to your advantage. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's not hard to see how the unintended consequences of this strategy are going to come back and bite them in the ass. | ||
| And all of us. | ||
| But most of them will be dead by then, so they don't care. | ||
| It's us who are going to be bit in the ass, which is unfortunate. | ||
| Would you like to know exactly what it's going to be like if Davison goes to Congress? | ||
| Oh, I would love to. | ||
| No, you won't. | ||
| You don't like this. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
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When I get in here, I'm going to wedge war against these evil, evil people. | |
| People don't understand, and this is what America needs to wake up and understand right now. | ||
| You need to wake up right now because your sissified churches and pastors are not going to come to the rescue. | ||
| They are not involved in this spiritual battle. | ||
| You need to understand that evil is evil. | ||
| And America does not understand how evil is because they think that this is some kind of movie. | ||
| This is a real evil takeover, and they're coming to take your children from you. | ||
| They're coming to take your wealth, your life, and everything from you right now. | ||
| Hey, man, the guy you're talking to thinks everything in movies are real. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, what you just described, the government coming to your home, taking your children, your stuff, and then your life, that sounds a lot like a movie. | ||
| Yeah, and also, I mean, look, he's... | ||
| He wants to go to Congress to wage a holy war. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, because that's how you want government to work. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| So what happens... | ||
| Personally. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| So here's how it goes. | ||
| What happens, you want somebody, probably young, to really fill their brain with absolute... | ||
| Garbage nonsense. | ||
| And then later on, like the Manchurian candidate, they'll appear from nowhere and spout back bullshit at you. | ||
| And then there's a good chance that your other bullshit people are going to vote for him. | ||
| Who fucking cares? | ||
| Look, I don't want a holy war. | ||
| Luckily, I don't think he's going to win the GOP primary. | ||
| But if he does, bad stuff's coming. | ||
| Yeah, that's a holy war. | ||
| Americans have to realize this is a total war. | ||
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Amen. | |
| This is a complete war. | ||
| The spirit that was with God, he saw God. | ||
| He was created by God. | ||
| He watched God make the stars and the planets and everything. | ||
| And the Bible says in Job that they rejoiced when God made all of these things. | ||
| And he was the sovereign Elohim. | ||
| But these spirits were with God and saw him and knew him as God, but yet rebelled against him. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| That evil just stayed in heaven or was just between the pages of Genesis and Exodus? | ||
| Yes! | ||
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That evil is prevalent today and it's in the Democrat Party and we have to stop them right now. | |
| What? | ||
| You're right. | ||
| I mean, they're at war with us. | ||
| They admit they're at war. | ||
| They are just shutting everything down. | ||
| Yeah, so Bible demons... | ||
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Why does the devil pick the Democratic Party? | |
| The devil should pick a... | ||
| It's alliterative. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| Democrat devil. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| I mean, but, you know, if you're the devil, wouldn't you want to pick the more effective party? | ||
| Oh, wait. | ||
| Democrat devil, righteous Republican. | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| It's right there in front of us. | ||
| All you have to do is understand letters. | ||
| You know, when alliteration gets involved, the human brain breaks down. | ||
| Well, yeah, I agree. | ||
| But also, this is scary shit. | ||
| Like, these ideas that are being espoused. | ||
| Essentially, the, like, biblical demons still walk amongst the earth and they are the Democratic Party. | ||
| Yeah, I think a lot of people would be scared if they knew how many people truly believe that. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Look, my point is that, you know, I don't want this guy to get in. | ||
| And I think he's probably not going to. | ||
| True. | ||
| Because here is how you can support him. | ||
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Go to JeromeForCongress.com. | |
| Go to GetInvolved. | ||
| I'm raising up an army of 2,000 to 4,000 people that are going to knock doors, make phone calls, share my content, make memes. | ||
| Memes are very important right now, and they're very powerful. | ||
| Make fun of the left. | ||
| Laugh at them. | ||
| Make jokes at them. | ||
| Take my video and share it. | ||
| Make a meme of it. | ||
| We are going to go after them, and we're going to wear them out. | ||
| They don't have a sense of humor, and laughter really hurts their spirit. | ||
| So let's laugh at them and share this content. | ||
| Send $5, $10 to my campaign. | ||
| Send $20. | ||
| Tell people to donate because the GOP isn't funding me. | ||
| They're not helping me. | ||
| I'm maxed out, but I'm going to make the maximum donation I can make. | ||
| What is that, $3,000? | ||
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You're going to have to go up, Alex. | |
| I think it's like $58,000. | ||
| $58,000? | ||
| That's good. | ||
| I'm going to make a donation 100% today to the campaign because, I mean, we've got to be all in here. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| If people will just realize you've got to spend your money to save your money, Americans have to realize this is a total war. | ||
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Amen. | |
| This is a complete war. | ||
| Against demons who now live inside the Democrats and have been on Earth since the Bible times and watched God create the stars. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And you need to make memes to boost my campaign and give me money. | ||
| I mean, it is amazing. | ||
| It is amazing that even with the devil's help, all Obama could do was get a watered-down bullshit healthcare bill passed. | ||
| That's with the devil! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| So, Jerome leaves, and we get some calls. | ||
| This call made me sad. | ||
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I've had conversations with people, and they look at me like I'm a freak because I believe all the stuff that you're spitting. | |
| Well, yeah, I mean... | ||
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You read between the lines, you can see these things happening. | |
| Our government is run by satanic pedophiles. | ||
| They have their signs, their covenants, and they're trying to bring about, you know, honestly, the second coming of Jesus Christ. | ||
| This is, you know, we think things are bad now. | ||
| It's only going to get so much worse. | ||
| Well, you're right. | ||
| And the devil's there to actually fulfill a prophecy. | ||
| Very well said, God. | ||
| Well, then why are you mad at him? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just get really sad whenever people are like, people think I'm weird because I keep expressing that I believe in weird stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that's a consequence of believing in all this weird stuff. | ||
| People are going to treat you like you believe that stuff. | ||
| My advice to anybody. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Before you read between the lines. | ||
| Try reading the lines. | ||
| Oh man, the lines are usually more important than what's between them. | ||
| Read those lines, and then if you read the lines, you might find out that the spaces between them are actually spaces, so you can read the lines. | ||
| Because if you read between them, then it's just black ink all over the place. | ||
| Yeah, I think that, you know, stuff in between the lines often is really an art of analysis and assessment. | ||
| But you need to know the lines in order to know what you're analyzing and assessing. | ||
| To skip that step, It's really like thinking that you can do a 900 before you can stand on a skateboard. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| You cannot. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| You need to get good at standing on a skateboard before you're going to even do a kickflip. | ||
| If you're doing Shakespeare in the Park, don't improvise at Midsummer Night's Dream. | ||
| Don't do it. | ||
| What if you're doing drunk Shakespeare in the Park? | ||
| Well, then maybe you are. | ||
| Well, you know. | ||
| So was he. | ||
| Look, man, this call also bummed me out. | ||
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Really want to thank you and your show, and I have to tell you that X2, I take it religiously, and I never used to dream. | |
| Now I dream constantly. | ||
| What? | ||
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I mean, they wake me up. | |
| They're so hard. | ||
| Exactly, brother. | ||
| Again, learning a full world church and adventure. | ||
| Taking X2's an adventure. | ||
| Nothing we promote is a fraud. | ||
| I would rather be tortured to death than lie to you. | ||
| It will change your life, X2. | ||
| Taking X2 is an adventure. | ||
| I can't believe it. | ||
| That's absurd. | ||
| If you went to your doctor on anything and you were like, listen, I guess I feel good. | ||
| It makes my dreams hurt so bad I wake up. | ||
| Well, I mean, basically what this guy is expressing is, I mean, he always dreamed. | ||
| He just is remembering, or maybe the dreams are more vivid now. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| There are substances and some chemicals that are known to make you have more pronounced dreams. | ||
| Is there caffeine in X2? | ||
| I would assume so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that'll, if you take it... | ||
| That'll... | ||
| It's weird that Alex was talking... | ||
| I didn't cut a clip of this, but Alex was talking about X2, and he's talking about how it makes him so virile, and, like, it's a boner pill, again. | ||
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It's like, wasn't that supposed to be what, you know, the Superman mentality was? | |
| They're all boner pills. | ||
| I think they are. | ||
| So, Alex gets back to his prediction that it's not a fucking prediction. | ||
| Don't say it's a prediction. | ||
| It really feels like if he agrees with the prediction, then that means he is also predicting it. | ||
| Alex is not predicting that Biden's gonna be killed. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I believe, it doesn't mean it's going to happen, but we're right about 95% of the time. | ||
| So why believe it? | ||
| The media edited it out out of context. | ||
| I said three or four days, like on July 1st. | ||
| On that Friday. | ||
| I said, hey, I've heard from high-level sources. | ||
| Roger Stone, the talk to Trump. | ||
| MTG, all of them. | ||
| Trump said, I'm going to run in July. | ||
| I don't know if I heard anybody covering this. | ||
| No. | ||
| You didn't. | ||
| It was a worldwide exclusive. | ||
| I don't remember how much of a big deal you made. | ||
| But I don't think I heard anybody covering Alex covering it. | ||
| No, not even after he said so. | ||
| No, I think we just made fun of him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| His plane's done, repainted American flag on it. | ||
| I mean, I didn't just talk to them. | ||
| I talked to four people that talked to Trump. | ||
| They said, yeah, he's going to announce in July as early as Monday. | ||
| And I said, hey, he's going to announce through his money. | ||
| He may not. | ||
| That's what I was told. | ||
| These are real people that talked to him. | ||
| He didn't do it. | ||
| And I hope we can expose this whole thing. | ||
| It doesn't happen. | ||
| I hope we expose their plan to assassinate Biden. | ||
| And it doesn't happen. | ||
| Now, did I get told that by Roger Stone? | ||
| No. | ||
| I can look at their moves and what would help them get rid of this liability and blame it all on him, but also make criticizing his agenda bad, and that's what they'll do. | ||
| Makes perfect sense. | ||
| You don't need me to tell you that. | ||
| Obviously, you're like, no, try to kill Joe Biden. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| But it's my mother, a year and a half ago, and she's never liked us. | ||
| Grabbed my arm. | ||
| We were over there at a family dinner. | ||
| She's a medium? | ||
| They're setting Biden up. | ||
| They're going to kill him. | ||
| After he gets the blame, probably before the midterms, I'm like, okay. | ||
| Also pass the mustard. | ||
| And I'm just telling you now. | ||
| These sweet potatoes are amazing. | ||
| That they can launch a terror attack on the Bidens when they're in, you know, off in their state or whatever in Delaware. | ||
| We are not behind that. | ||
| We don't support that. | ||
| We're on record saying that. | ||
| That's all I'm getting at. | ||
| Alex, do you know something? | ||
| Do you know of one of your weirdo friends talking about killing Biden when he goes to his home state? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Sounding weird. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I do think that there is just like this pathetic relationship with information that if you pay attention to Alex's show, you start to recognize over and over again. | ||
| And that is exactly what he's sort of lashing. | ||
| out about in that clip about how people took me out of context and said that I said that Trump was going to announce on the 4th. | ||
| Right. | ||
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When Yeah, what you did is you spent an entire show yelling about how Trump was going to announce on the 4th, but also he might not. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Nothing means anything. | ||
| He's talking about how Biden's going to get killed before the midterms, but also maybe he's not. | ||
| I'm predicting it, but I am not predicting it. | ||
| There's a 90% chance, but it's not going to happen. | ||
| And then eventually when it doesn't happen, he can complain that people took him out of context. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Here's what we're going to talk about statistics-wise. | ||
| If you claim that something is 95% likely to happen... | ||
| No, no, it's 90% likely to happen. | ||
| He's right 95% of the time. | ||
| Alright, so if you're right 95% of the time, then that means out of every 20 examples, you're wrong once. | ||
| True. | ||
| Right? | ||
| So, if you have less than five examples, and all of them are wrong... | ||
| By what measure could you describe yourself as having anything close to 95%? | ||
| Well, you'd need to have a load of right things. | ||
| You would need a lot more right things than we have so far. | ||
| And here's another piece of unfortunate news for Alex. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| If you have been right about 95% of the things in the past, which you have not, that has no bearing on your future predictions. | ||
| It is how that works. | ||
| You could be wrong 100% of the time moving forward. | ||
| Yeah, you do not ever have more than one in whatever chance on a roulette wheel. | ||
| You can't, like... | ||
| Get more chances. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So we jump to the 12th, and Alex is in a good mood. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| The worldwide awakening against the New World Order has exploded. | ||
| They're flying the Gadsden flag in Argentina, in Venezuela, in Sri Lanka, in Eastern Europe, in the UK, right here in the United States and Canada. | ||
| The Chinese are raiding and taking over the Communist Party's central banks. | ||
| The same thing's happening in many other countries. | ||
| Dutch farmers are torching the properties of Bill Gates and more. | ||
| They intended to cut off the energy and food and have us all kill each other. | ||
| But instead, we have identified the enemy. | ||
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And now, the real war starts. | |
| The Empire will strike back with controlled power outages that they are now saying are imminent to be launched by Russia. | ||
| So Alex saw a meme that Dutch farmers had burned down a factory that was owned by Bill Gates that made synthetic meat, and that's part of what he's ranting about here. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| There was an online grocery service distribution center in the Netherlands that caught fire, but it wasn't owned or operated by Gates. | ||
| So once again, Alex is approximately as good a source of information as your grandpa's Facebook feed, but with a little more violence mixed in and some triumphant music. | ||
| So that's nice and fun. | ||
| But there's a reason he's in a good mood. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And it's not that litany of bullshit. | ||
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Right. | |
| It is not. | ||
| It is not the Gadsden flag being flown around the world. | ||
| I'll tell you, I'm in a little bit of a better mood myself now, after hearing the Final Countdown. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The Final Countdown was, like, it's part of the proudest moment of my high school career. | ||
| When you saw Arrested Development? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The high school fight song was Final Countdown, and we would play it marching band style. | ||
| And then after the football games, we would go and we would kind of huddle right near the door and we would play double time. | ||
| So we're blasting that song as fast as we possibly can, right? | ||
| So one night, I was playing in the football game and I got a pretty serious concussion. | ||
| Right, but I also played in the marching band, so after the football game, I put on my drums, walked over there, I fucking killed it! | ||
| Nice. | ||
| And I had a concussion! | ||
| Nice. | ||
| That was my proudest moment of high school. | ||
| I'm proud of you in hindsight. | ||
| I'm super happy about it, so it was nice to remember that again. | ||
| You know what I'm remembering and I miss? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| I miss the times when Alex would play Fight the Good Fight by Triumph. | ||
| You know, like, I hate to say this because it involves your proudest moment of your life, but I think that The Final Countdown's a little bit hacky. | ||
| It is my proudest moment of my high school life. | ||
| Let's not go too far. | ||
| But the song's a little hack. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's a little bit fucked out. | ||
| It's played too much. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You haven't heard it double time by a marching band. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| But I think that Fight the Good Fight by Triumph is enough of, like, people don't listen to that. | ||
| It's not on the rock stations all the time. | ||
| True. | ||
| You know, it's, I don't know. | ||
| I feel like Alex should bring back Triumph. | ||
| How do you think Triumph feels about Triumph the insult comic? | ||
| I don't think they care. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| Because I feel like they have to get, like... | ||
| Oh, Triumph is good for me to poop on. | ||
| Like a lot, right? | ||
| Somebody would do that. | ||
| I think that anybody who's going to a Triumph concert now... | ||
| You're right. | ||
| They may be past the Robert Zweigel joking of my 30s, apparently. | ||
| And might be real nerds. | ||
| Real Triumph nerds. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| They don't want to insult their heroes. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| So yeah, I think the reason that Alex is in a good mood is this. | ||
| The news is incredible. | ||
| Let me give you just one example of this, and I'm sure they'll take it down and block it. | ||
| And I'm going to be covering this more next segment. | ||
| But Alex's War is a documentary that's very fair, shows the good, the bad, and the ugly of things I've done. | ||
| And I haven't even really promoted it yet. | ||
| And it has gone, once it went on pre-order two days ago, out of thousands of films that you can pre-order, to number four. | ||
| Number four, ladies and gentlemen, just behind Top Gun, Jurassic World, and the Justice League. | ||
| We've pulled past Elvis, Man of God, Facing Noland, Freedom, and so many other major Hollywood films. | ||
| There is no independent films in the top 50. We are at number four, headed to number one, as usual. | ||
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Woo! | |
| So I guess there's a lot of pre-sales for this documentary slash puff piece about Alex that's coming out at the end of the month, and I guess that's big news, so much so that Alex needs to open the show with it. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| This fucking dude is a champion narcissist, and it's really remarkable how he's able to pretend that a documentary about him over-performing in pre-sales is somehow evidence that the globalists are going down. | ||
| For all we know, these pre-sales could all be just that guy who gave Alex $8 million in Bitcoin. | ||
| Since the film's Twitter, if you go, it only has 6,700 followers. | ||
| It's not like it's setting the world on fire. | ||
| There's not that much anticipation for it. | ||
| Yeah, no, it's like whenever Bill O 'Reilly's book becomes a bestseller and you're like, okay, well, if you block purchase a thousand million of those copies, then yes. | ||
| You go to the dollar store and there's a thousand of them there. | ||
| Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So I wanted to learn a little more about this documentary. | ||
| I decided to check out the crew page on IMDB. | ||
| Apparently a guy named Hadrian Beelove is one of the primary producers. | ||
| Hadrian Beelove. | ||
| Yeah, that name probably doesn't ring a bell to you, but he used to be the executive director of CineFamily, an independent-leaning theater in Los Angeles. | ||
| Yeah, no, I've heard of CineFamily. | ||
| Yeah, he was in that role until 2017 when he resigned after an email circulated that accused him of engaging in a years-long pattern of sexual harassment carried out by Beelove as well as other board members. | ||
| Shortly after this, Yeah. | ||
| like this is a shitty dude whose behavior hurt a bunch of people and helped destroy a movie house that had been in business for a decade. | ||
| I can see that guy making a documentary about Alex for sure. | ||
| Another producer is John Eisenman, who isn't the same John Eisenman who killed a dude like a year ago. | ||
| But if you Google his name, that other dude comes up. | ||
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Wild. | |
| This is the John Eisenman who also produced Amanda Milius' 2020 Trump propaganda film, The Plot Against the President. | ||
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I was waiting. | |
| You can't say also, because immediately after that, I was like, this guy also killed a guy. | ||
| I'm like, no, no, no, no, that can't be how it goes. | ||
| Nope, he produced The Plot Against the President. | ||
| The Trump nonsense. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| This also seems like somebody who would make a documentary about Alex. | ||
| Yeah, a real movie in the early days of studios whenever these guys would get together and make Ben-Hur. | ||
| That's the type of shit these guys are up to, right? | ||
| There's no Robert Evans, either of them, on this project. | ||
| So the other producer is Philip Hancock, whose other credits include the plot against the president and an upcoming documentary about John McAfee called Whacked. | ||
| I feel like I can guess what the angle of that one's gonna be. | ||
| Hancock also worked on a series called The Witness Project, which told stories of people who had escaped from communism. | ||
| The point is, this team sucks, and whatever angle they have on the subject of Alex is going to be deeply biased. | ||
| One of the producers is a disgraced former member of the LA art movie scene, and the other two are people whose resumes are just Trump propaganda and anti-communist short subjects. | ||
| I'll still watch it, but it's absurd to pretend that this is anything other than something meant to glamorize and rehabilitate Alex's public image, which is why he's promoting it. | ||
| Also, I can't count the number of no-name-ass comics who went to number one on iTunes when they released an album. | ||
| None of these metrics really mean that much on their own, and often they're pretty useful as a tool to make something look more popular than it actually is. | ||
| And I would guess that that dynamic is somewhat at play here. | ||
| Listen, I'm not saying it's not important, but I have introed far too many of my friends with their album went to number one on iTunes for me to believe that it is a high honor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know... | ||
| Those sorts of charts don't have numbers of gross downloads for a reason. | ||
| A lot of times, there's not a lot of action. | ||
| So, Alex, you know, he's... | ||
| Said that he has an archivist before. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| And it's gotten him into trouble. | ||
| Well, but then also during the deposition of his corporate representative, she said that there is no archivist. | ||
| There's no archivist. | ||
| Turns out the archivist has come up again. | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| Our archivist, as we speak, was just given the mission 30 minutes ago, is going into the PrisonPlanet.tv archives that are now free to the world, and is grabbing clips going back 15 years ago. | ||
| And again ten years ago, and again five years ago, and again a year ago, when I called for Operation 1776 worldwide. | ||
| And the enemies of freedom really fear that. | ||
| Yeah, they're afraid. | ||
| If the clip is from 15 years ago, they clearly haven't been that afraid. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| I think maybe more just sort of like... | ||
| Annoyed until 1776 starts to really be associated with violence. | ||
| If you're talking about 1776 in terms of looking back on the founding of our country and appreciating history, I get it. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| But once it becomes a rallying cry, like Alex uses it as, it starts to become something that is a little bit less... | ||
| I appreciate our country and the freedoms that it's based on, and more, we're gonna do it again! | ||
| Yeah, it is a little bit like, most of us look back on 1776 and we imagine, you know, something, and they look back on it in that imaginary way, but in the spirit of the true 1776, insofar as there are a bunch of slave-owning terrorists, and that's kind of their jam. | ||
| Well, I also think that, you know, like, Stuart Rhodes... | ||
| Desperately just wanted to be a fucking soldier in a revolution. | ||
| That's what he wanted to be, and he's played at it for quite a while. | ||
| Alex wants to be the guy who's yelling during a revolution. | ||
| This guy's a role-playing this shit, and unfortunately... | ||
| Things have eroded to the point where they're kind of getting their wishes. | ||
| Yeah, no, they're Civil War pre-enactors. | ||
| So, look, Alex yells about 1776 for maybe an entire segment. | ||
| July 4th is 1776. | ||
| America is 1776. | ||
| The Declaration of Independence is 1776. | ||
| You're either 1776 or you're 1984. | ||
| Baby, I'm betting on 1776 all day long, and I've never gotten a tattoo. | ||
| What? | ||
| But I think I'm going to get one. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| So yeah, it's weird. | ||
| You know that thing that happens when you say a word over and over again and it loses its meaning? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's really what happened as I was listening to him yell 1776 over and over again. | ||
| It's just a series of noises now. | ||
| Also, I really... | ||
| Really disagree with the dichotomy of you can either be 1776 or 1984. | ||
| I mean, I'm more of a 1490s guy. | ||
| I'm like a Gutenberg Bible guy. | ||
| That's like my vibe. | ||
| I'm a 2022 guy because I live in the present. | ||
| There is nothing else except this moment, Jordan. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| But there always was this moment, so the past is also this moment. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Contradictions. | ||
| It's a real bummer. | ||
| Paradox-y. | ||
| Plural. | ||
| Paradoxes. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan. | ||
| Alex threatened to cut off his finger. | ||
| I remember that vaguely. | ||
| And we talked about that a little bit at the beginning of the show. | ||
| And one of the reasons we covered it, even though it's obviously a desperate publicity stunt, is that things take a turn on the 12th. | ||
| And he cuts his own fucking finger off. | ||
| No, he basically just admits that this was a troll. | ||
| These people need you to bow down to them. | ||
| They need you to not recognize they're evil. | ||
| They need you to go along with them. | ||
| And I've done this thousands of times. | ||
| I've played the corporate medium. | ||
| And I do it every day. | ||
| And I said on the Sunday show I was doing it. | ||
| But they can't help themselves. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| I said on air. | ||
| This is archetypal. | ||
| This is satire. | ||
| Stop saying archetypal. | ||
| This is illustrative. | ||
| But if we could defeat the New World Order by me simply cutting a finger off live on air, how dramatic, with blood spewing, I would do it to show the listeners and viewers how much I appreciate them in this fight. | ||
| Because if I'm willing to give up my body in the fight against these people, why would I not, like a Japanese man joining the mafia, cut my pinky off? | ||
| He didn't say that stuff. | ||
| He didn't say it was satire. | ||
| He didn't say archetypal, because he says that all the time. | ||
| He says that all the time. | ||
| So, at no point did Alex say that what he was doing with threatening to cut off his finger was satire, or that it was meant to get attention by trolling the media. | ||
| It was really obvious to me that this was his goal, because he's a transparent con man, but if you were a person who liked his show and thought he meant anything he said, you would not take this as a publicity stunt or satire. | ||
| You would read this as an expression of his sincere feelings. | ||
| To defeat his imaginary enemies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Now, obviously, Alex was just trying to trick publications with wider audiences than his own into writing articles about him, which he could then pretend misrepresented what he did, which is then yet another example of how the media always lies about him. | |
| That's one aspect of this, but there's other dynamics at play here too. | ||
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Sure. | |
| The first is that Alex probably knew that the January 6th committee was having their hearing on Tuesday, and the topic of it had been announced as the connections between the Trump administration and extremist groups that Alex is deeply entwined with. | ||
| I don't think this is the case, but I don't think it's impossible that Alex would try to do some kind of a media stunt to attempt to control the narratives about him, so people would be talking about him threatening to cut off his finger instead of his clear association with a bunch of really suspicious groups. | ||
| who are charged with seditious conspiracy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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And the second thing is much less speculative and more important. | |
| Alex is trolling the media to get attention. | ||
| That is true, but this cuts both directions. | ||
| When Alex was talking about God and how he would cut off his finger as a tribute to his amazing audience, he was also trolling his audience with his performance of sincerity. | ||
| That wasn't sincere at all, but it was meant to be experienced as if it were. | ||
| Alex has gotten himself in a position where, in order to pull off dumb publicity stunts like this, he has to exploit the parasocial connection he has with his listeners and make them the ultimate butt of the joke. | ||
| Anyone who wrote an article about this was playing into Alex's plan, but the real idiot here is anyone who listened to Alex do his whole act and took it to mean anything. | ||
| Alex's business model relies on a really uncomfortable intersection. | ||
| He needs to appear sincere enough to convince his audience that he would do something like cut his finger off so they can feel that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| His radio reach is non-existent. | ||
| He's not allowed on YouTube or social media. | ||
| He can get his audience on band.video, but those are people who are in the already. | ||
| They're already in the fold. | ||
| In order to lure new people into the web, he needs the audience to recruit, or he needs to hijack other people's media, which is why going on Rogan is so important, why he's heavily promoting this documentary, and why he does shit like pretending to be so committed to fighting the globalists that he would cut his finger off, so other people would write stories about him and get them talking about him in places you wouldn't be talked about otherwise. | ||
| And why he got high with Tyson. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Alex has done this shit before. | ||
| He's even threatened to cut off fingers before because he's not that creative. | ||
| It's pretty fucked up that he had that big-ass knife at arm's reach while he's doing his show, though. | ||
| The dynamics here are all very sad, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart. | ||
| People need to ignore this kind of shit unless they're able or willing to cover it in its full context, highlighting the desperate nature of these cries for attention. | ||
| Because here's the thing to remember. | ||
| Without anyone covering this stunt, it's no longer a stunt. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yeah, I hope those people feel bad. | ||
| Everybody involved should feel at least a little bit of shame. | ||
| I really think I understand what your job is, but you should feel shame if you got fleeced by Alex Jones this bad. | ||
| I don't know if it's actually that bad of a fleecing. | ||
| I don't know if he saw that concrete of a gain from that attention. | ||
| And it definitely didn't work out the way Alex wanted it to. | ||
| Because here's what he had to do next. | ||
| And so ABC News, NBC News, CNN, Mediaite, all of them ran the story last night and today. | ||
| It's in thousands of publications. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Alex Jones is mentally ill, and he threatened to cut his finger off on his show. | ||
| Though I said, this is an example, it's archetypal, it shows how committed I am, and I went on to say, we cut the balls off. | ||
| In the UK and Europe and the US and Canada, New Zealand, Australia, of eight-year-olds, because the government convinces them they're a girl, so a little boy has their penis cut off. | ||
| So if I said on air, I'm going to cut my penis off, I'm going to get up right now, and I'm going to cut my penis off, that would be, oh, stunning and brave! | ||
| Alex didn't continue on from his finger cutting thing into his normal transphobic bullshit. | ||
| He just took some calls. | ||
| This is just Alex attempting to escalate the publicity stunt. | ||
| He's high on pulling off that first one, so he's trying to double down, and apparently no one cared this time. | ||
| This is legitimately like a kid getting a bunch of attention for eating a bug, trying to get more attention by eating a bigger bug, and then realizing too late... | ||
| The people really aren't into watching people eat bugs. | ||
| They were just laughing at him, and now the joke has run its course. | ||
| This is the novelty of it. | ||
| Whoa, look at that! | ||
| It's just like that, but with some transphobic bigotry thrown in. | ||
| I may say this too much, and especially on this episode, but this is absolutely pathetic. | ||
| It's so transparent and desperate, and this one worked so poorly. | ||
| Alex even had a headline on his website, Alex now threatens to cut his penis off. | ||
| And it's like, come on, man. | ||
| You're an adult. | ||
| Yeah, it's been a long time since I've thought about Kafka's The Hunger Artist, but I am really getting that vibe here. | ||
| Except for in Kafka's way, he was kind of turning it into a sort of noble situation as well. | ||
| You know, suffering for one's art. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That kind of thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a little bit different, but if he had cut his finger off, then I would actually go with it, yeah. | ||
| So anyway, here are the two Out of Context drops that I couldn't play at the beginning of the show. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm going to cut my penis off. | ||
| Here's the other one. | ||
| How about I cut my penis off? | ||
| Those are there to be sampled? | ||
| Those are gonna be a new drop. | ||
| Sooner or later, a technocrat is gonna hear that. | ||
| Ah, boy. | ||
| So, anyway, this is all just transphobic nonsense that he transitions into using the publicity stunt, the attention theoretically gained from it, and then trying to recontextualize the whole idea of cutting off his finger versus cutting off his... | ||
| His dick. | ||
| I'm going to get up right now, and I'm going to cut my penis off. | ||
| That would be, oh, stunning and brave! | ||
| But I say, I'll cut my finger off to show you how much I appreciate you, and they flip out. | ||
| See how that works? | ||
| Oh, cutting a child's penis and their testicles off, destroying their fertility, destroying their genetic future. | ||
| That's liberal. | ||
| That's trendy. | ||
| But Jones says, as an example, if I could cut my finger off to beat this, I'd do it. | ||
| Of course I would. | ||
| In a second. | ||
| God, I'm tempted to do it right now just to make a point. | ||
| I mean, you know I'll do it, right? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Not you know I'll do it. | ||
| That sounds so sad. | ||
| That's sad. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| That is a child trying to impress his peers. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You know I'll do it. | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
| I'll totally do it. | ||
| I'll do anything, man. | ||
| You know I'm that kind of crazy dude. | ||
| That's why you keep me around, dude. | ||
| It's so desperate, but the desperation really... | ||
| The reason that it hits that nerve or whatever is because the desperation is covering up the reality that no, you wouldn't. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| And we know it. | ||
| And I don't care whether you'd cut your finger off or not. | ||
| It's the... | ||
| Cutting your finger off is a way of discussing your ultimate commitment to this fake cause that you've dedicated your life to. | ||
| You're not really that committed. | ||
| And it has nothing to do with whether or not you cut your finger off. | ||
| Right. | ||
| All you have is a cudgel. | ||
| You make me very sad. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know I'd do it. | ||
| You know I'd do it. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Hold me back. | ||
| Hold me back! | ||
| Hold me back! | ||
| If you guys weren't holding me, I would cut this finger off. | ||
| Totally. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So we have one last clip about Alex talking about cutting his dick off. | ||
| So it's all over the news. | ||
| Daily Mail, Associated Press, it's everywhere. | ||
| Jones threatens him. | ||
| Well, if I'd have said, how about I cut my penis off? | ||
| Then he'd be like, oh my god, this is totally reasonable. | ||
| But his finger, oh! | ||
| Oh, that's, oh my god, this man's insane! | ||
| But it was his penis, or his child's testicles. | ||
| Well, then we're for it. | ||
| So, you can't have them both ways. | ||
| Little children's balls and penises being cut off is good. | ||
| Me cutting a finger off is bad. | ||
| Which way is it? | ||
| So, this is a nice illustration of how Alex teaches his audience to accept and incorporate bad thinking patterns into their relationship with information. | ||
| For the purposes of this explanation, I'm going to translate Alex saying supporting cutting kids' balls off to mean supporting trans people existing, because that's what he's talking about. | ||
| His framing is disgusting and offensive, but at the end of the day, he's not literally talking about cutting people's balls off. | ||
| He's talking about any kind of trans-affirming activity. | ||
| When understood in the proper context, his dichotomy makes no sense. | ||
| It's not a matter of not being able to have it both ways. | ||
| These are unrelated things. | ||
| You can easily support trans rights and also think that Alex probably shouldn't cut his finger off. | ||
| I mean, part of the reason that the interesting stunt was cutting your finger off is because people who are unfamiliar could be like, Maybe that guy's crazy enough to actually cut his finger off, you know? | ||
| There is that level of perhaps it's in the possible range, you know? | ||
| And also, I don't think anybody was like, oh, Alex is bad for cutting his finger off or he shouldn't cut his finger off. | ||
| I don't think anyone cared. | ||
| I think we all kind of wanted to see him cut his finger off, honestly. | ||
| I think everybody who saw that headline and has any familiarity with him would be like, ah, this ends with no finger being cut off. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| This is a waste of everybody's time. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| So looking at the larger picture is that no one was saying Alex shouldn't cut off his finger. | ||
| The Mediaite article that was the root of this is basically, it's just a transcript of what Alex said on his Sunday show with this little intro. | ||
| Quote, controversial radio host Alex Jones took an alarming route when making an impassioned speech about his appreciation towards his audience. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| It's alarming. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| I say cut your finger off. | ||
| It's alarming just that he had a knife there. | ||
| That is alarming, but also that's how you know it was a preplanned dumb stunt. | ||
| I actually choose to believe that that knife is always there. | ||
| You choose to believe that knife is always there? | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| It's just underneath the skull. | ||
| I think that there's something weird about this, but very predictable and sad. | ||
| The way that Alex is trying to make transphobic lemonade out of this. | ||
| You know, it's shameful. | ||
| And what it is is just that point that you made. | ||
| It's trans people existing. | ||
| He's using this kind of example as a way of making it a visceral thing for people who don't have any trans people in their lives. | ||
| He always frames it as you cut your kids' balls off. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| That's his shorthand disgusting. | ||
| But that just means anybody. | ||
| That doesn't mean like, oh, if this actually happens. | ||
| If somebody says they're trans, that's what he's going to assume and that's what he's priming his audience to assume and that's just existence. | ||
| And let me be totally clear about something. | ||
| If there were a trans person on air doing a radio show and they said, I'm going to cut my dick off on air. | ||
| I would be upset by that. | ||
| Everybody would be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No! | ||
| Even if they said, I'm going to cut my dick off during the commercial break, that would be upsetting. | ||
| I just, I mean, that's unsanitary. | ||
| That's not the surgery either. | ||
| It's not a fucking knife. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's not like they put a knife on a hot plate and then they were like, well, we gotta solve this problem. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, Alex takes some calls after this pageant has come to a close. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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And this caller is a little bit confused. | |
| I can clear it up for him. | ||
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I'm a pretty young guy. | |
| I'm 25. But a lot of people, you know, early college especially, they just don't care. | ||
| They don't care what's going on. | ||
| They just want to live their lives. | ||
| And it's like, I'm wearing the shirt, the Alex Jones shirt. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
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Sorry. | |
| You know, it's usually the older people that respond. | ||
| So I was thinking maybe we should, like, invest in some kind of, like, megaphone live video where Patriots, you know, just blast highlights of Infowars clips out in public. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| In some areas, the young people are awake. | ||
| In some areas, it's the older folks. | ||
| But younger people have been taught to be jellyfish, to not care. | ||
| Yeah, it's the young people that are the problem. | ||
| No, Alex's audience is almost entirely old. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Young people aren't responding well to your stuff because young people don't buy into this load of shit. | ||
| And the solution is not to force everyone in public to listen to Alex's insane, disgusting rambling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I appreciate anybody who can find a so boiled down cause and effect problem and still whiff on it. | ||
| There's so many times where everything is confusing. | ||
| There's so much information that doesn't necessarily have any effect on things, but you feel like it does. | ||
| There's so much nuance. | ||
| You're not sure what you're supposed to do. | ||
| But every now and again, something is boiled down to so simple that it's a yes or no question. | ||
| Like a real, solid binary. | ||
| And he still whiffed. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| I like that the solution is just like, well, people don't like InfoWars. | ||
| Let's force them to listen to it. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that is their thought process. | ||
| That's exactly what he has taught you to think. | ||
| Yeah, people are not watching enough Bandai video. | ||
| Well, maybe we should tie them down and prop their eyes open. | ||
| Let's clockwork orange these people, like Alex's high school. | ||
| It does. | ||
| Alex does present it in a sense, though, of like, you're doing good. | ||
| These people are just... | ||
| It's not that they don't want to listen. | ||
| It's that if they get it... | ||
| They can get that moment, then they're automatically a convert. | ||
| Not like, if you play this at high volume, people are going to attack you. | ||
| Sooner or later, there will be an attack. | ||
| So that caller, the 25-year-old lamenting that his shirt with Alex Jones isn't more popular, that's one thing. | ||
| I'm at this rally, and I'm surrounded by Nazis. | ||
| I really don't know why there are so many Nazis at this rally. | ||
| It's very suspicious. | ||
| It's so crazy. | ||
| This next call... | ||
| I mean, I've mentioned that I've been bummed out by some of these calls so far. | ||
| This call bums me out on a visceral level. | ||
| Josh in Indiana, you're on the air. | ||
| Go ahead, Josh. | ||
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First of all, thank you for taking my call. | |
| It's a real honor to be on the show. | ||
| But what I really wanted to talk about was Klaus Schwab and how he is making us his puppet in his little mind game of his. | ||
| And I'm just not going to stand for that. | ||
| I agree, Josh. | ||
| How old are you? | ||
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I'm an 11-year-old info warrior. | |
| Are you fucking with us, Josh? | ||
| Well, that's beautiful, Josh. | ||
| How did you find the show, and what do you want to say to millions of people right now? | ||
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I found it because my dad watches it, and I just find it really interesting. | |
| And I find Carl Schwab very... | ||
| I don't even know, but I just really wanted to get that out there, that Carl Schwab is making us his puppets in his tiny little mind game. | ||
| Klaus Schwab's making us puppets in his little mind game. | ||
| This kid is in fifth grade. | ||
| When I was 11, the main villain was fucking Shredder, okay? | ||
| Shredder is a problem. | ||
| Klaus Schwab is not a problem. | ||
| Dr. Wiley. | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| These are issues that need to be solved at 11 years old. | ||
| I just... | ||
| Look, it hurts your brand if you're Alex and you say, I appreciate the call. | ||
| I can't talk to an 11-year-old. | ||
| You don't have the intellectual maturity or just the – like you can't possibly process the information that is being – put forth on this show. | ||
| That hurts the brand, but he has a responsibility to do something like that. | ||
| He can't take a call from an 11-year-old who's complaining about Klaus Schwab and be like, oh, this is beautiful. | ||
| Because an 11-year-old doesn't know what the World Economic Forum is. | ||
| An 11-year-old probably has difficulty understanding other countries' forms of government, let's say. | ||
| And it's not even just like, maybe he does know that those things are a thing, but the ability to comprehend what it is that they exist in, the ecosystem that all exists around this is impossible. | ||
| And you can even hear that in the concrete way that he's expressing. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| This is a line. | ||
| Klaus Schwab is making us puppets in his little mind game. | ||
| That is a concrete sentence that he has either heard and he's repeating, or is the way that he's able to say this. | ||
| There isn't abstraction around the ideas. | ||
| It's really, really fucking inappropriate. | ||
| I feel bad for this kid, and... | ||
| Remember the other content that's going on in this episode. | ||
| Alex just got done talking about how he's going to cut his dick off. | ||
| This is not okay for 11-year-olds to be listening to this. | ||
| I mean, it really does feel like if it was our show. | ||
| That we took a call from 11 years. | ||
| Hey, excuse me. | ||
| Tell your parents never to let you listen to this show. | ||
| Maybe when you're an adult and you can make your own fucking choices. | ||
| But otherwise, I'm mad. | ||
| You should go spank your parents. | ||
| That is what we should be doing right here. | ||
| Inverse spanking. | ||
| My childhood should come full circle. | ||
| And children should be spanking parents. | ||
| Nah, nah, nah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So we have one last call here. | ||
| And this guy has some interesting ideas about Georgia. | ||
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I wanted to let you know, in smoke and mirrors and circuses, we got stuff going on with those Georgia Guidestones still. | |
| The Elberton Granite Association Vice President, Chris Kuboff, is saying they're going to rebuild them. | ||
| Elberton's mayor, Daniel Graves, you can't make up a funnier name, is talking about how good it was for the community. | ||
| And their local district attorney, Park White, wants the prosecutor for 20 years claiming it's an assault on our community. | ||
| It's going to be terrible when it gets blown up again. | ||
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Yeah, that's literally all it would take. | |
| But the reason that they're saying that this was an attack on the community and the reason they would want to rebuild it is, of course, because it brought a ton of traffic to the area, brought business to the local establishments. | ||
| It was probably something that accounted for a lot of the town's revenue, quite frankly. | ||
| I don't know why anybody else is going to Elberton. | ||
| Georgia. | ||
| So, there would be a very high motive for people to rebuild them. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's not suspicious at all. | ||
| And Alex, based on his whole presentation of, like, this isn't the right thing to do, maybe shouldn't be chuckling when he says that, oh, can't wait for someone to blow them up again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's terrorism, right? | ||
| Well, yeah, but also it's kind of, like, so... | ||
| Political terrorism, you're trying to intimidate a group that exists. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This is trying to intimidate the globalists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And this is an imaginary group that does not exist. | ||
| It is difficult to intimidate Thanos. | ||
| That is currently very difficult to do. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's the way I would argue it if I were a lawyer. | ||
| Normally, I'm against this. | ||
| However, if... | ||
| We can eliminate all of our other conversations. | ||
| And turn just the Georgia Guidestones into the ultimate proxy war between conservatism and progressivism. | ||
| Just never-ending arms race to build and destroy those very stones while the rest of us get to live our lives in peace. | ||
| I think that would be great, but I don't think the progressives have an interest in rebuilding them. | ||
| The Chamber of Commerce in Elberton does. | ||
| So it'll be a war between conspiracy... | ||
| Somebody needs to protect the Chamber of Commerce in Elberton! | ||
| We need this as a movement! | ||
| It'll be a war between the Elberton Business Association and conspiracy weirdos. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah, that is the problem with my plan in action. | |
| But then you could make it a proxy war in that we are siding with Elberton and they're siding with... | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| But that seems counterproductive. | ||
| America plus Elberton. | ||
| Plus all the general of the other side is in prison. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Stuart Rhodes isn't there to lead the charge. | ||
| Yeah, and Jefferson Davis is dead, so he can't come back. | ||
| His ancestors are still alive. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| Uh-oh. | ||
| So, Jordan, we come to the end of this, and I think Alex heard you yell, cut his dick off, and took it too literally. | ||
| It does seem that it's becoming a more common rallying crime. | ||
| This is a bummer. | ||
| I mean, look. | ||
| This is a real bummer. | ||
| Obviously, I think that this is not on the level of some of the other... | ||
| that have worked in Alex's advantage. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Some of the other ones that we've seen in the past have been bigger, but this obviously was like, If you see stuff like this, you should have better instincts. | |
| Because of the nature of giving fuel to this experience, exposure fire absolutely that alex needs to uh operate because like i said without that without the artificial inflation from people posting these little videos and talking about him cutting his finger off without all that it's a publicity stunt without a stunt it's just sad it's just us going look at how sad this is yes And that's great. | ||
| For the world? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the best way to do it! | ||
| Yeah, you know what wasn't like a big cycle on Twitter? | ||
| Alex throwing a hatchet at a camera on Christmas Eve. | ||
| Yup! | ||
| That's fun. | ||
| That's way more fun! | ||
| That's good, clean fun. | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| I demand that... | ||
| Okay, here's my demand of the media. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| The next time Alex threatens to cut anything off, everybody publishes one article on every page, which is just... | ||
| If you don't cut that off, we'll never talk about you again. | ||
| That's the whole put stakes on there. | ||
| I don't care if he does or doesn't, but somebody eventually has to decide, okay? | ||
| Or every headline has to include Alex engages in a pathetic, desperate attempt to get attention. | ||
| Insult him in the headline every chance you get. | ||
| And cut through the bullshit of it being like... | ||
| A upsetting, scary thing and be like, this is a really sad dude who really wants people to look at him. | ||
| I mean, if you know it's a publicity stunt, then you're complicit in it. | ||
| That's just the truth. | ||
| Because your headline could be pathetic publicity stunt instead of man tries to get... | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I suggest that there are some people who still don't quite understand fully and are not knowingly playing into a publicity stunt. | ||
| I would just wish that everybody who's in a position to put out an article... | ||
| Would learn that lesson and recognize that so this oxygen that feeds this publicity fire won't be there anymore and it'll just be sad Alex drunkenly throwing hatchets on Christmas Eve and we can all have a good time. | ||
| Oh man, I hate it when our solutions always come back to learning and ooh, that's not good. | ||
| Well, there's four ways to learn. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| None of them are listening to us apparently. | ||
| Apparently not. | ||
| So Jordan, we'll be back. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| Another episode. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| We're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's that knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Go to bed, Jordan. | ||
| There's also some controversial reviews on the Dreamy Creamy Summer on the GoFundMe page. | ||
| Thank you to everybody who's donated. | ||
| Yes, thank you. | ||
| And also, you don't have to donate to see these controversial reviews. | ||
| This is not... | ||
| Behind a donate wall. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There's just controversial reviews. | ||
| There's just reviews of ice cream. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| I'm about to post a really controversial one. | ||
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Oh, yeah? | |
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Right now? | ||
| Are you going to click on it? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I still have to write it up. | ||
| I have these controversial thoughts clicking around in my head. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| Let's see what's up. | ||
| It's about a Jenny's flavor. | ||
| Ooh, bananas? | ||
| Wait. | ||
| Not about a Jenny's flavor. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| About a milk bar flavor. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Anyway, look forward to that. | ||
| We'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark. | ||
| I hope you all have a wonderful, dreamy, creamy summer. | ||
| And now, here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. |