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July 11, 2022 - Knowledge Fight
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#701: June 23, 2004

Today, Dan and Jordan go to a date in the past to fulfill a special request.  In this installment, Alex interviews Randy Weaver, tells a bizarre story about high school days, and promotes Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
11:06
d
dan friesen
39:49
j
jordan holmes
20:22
Appearances
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r
randy weaver
00:52
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge.
Fight.
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you, sir.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
unidentified
Tannis!
dan friesen
Trying to preempt you.
jordan holmes
That would have been great.
That would have been fantastic.
dan friesen
I've seen a lot of tweets about Tannis, and so I figured I would...
Try and get it out in front of us.
jordan holmes
That wasn't my bright spot.
unidentified
Whoa.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was great.
It was a good morning.
It was a good tennis morning.
dan friesen
In reality, my bright spot is, over this weekend, made a rare public appearance outside of my apartment.
I was invited to Jared Holt's wedding, friend of the show Jared Holt.
It was a very nice time.
It was lovely.
I have not been to a wedding in a very long time.
COVID.
Also, you know, stuff.
Yeah.
And so it was a nice time in a botanical garden.
jordan holmes
Wonderful.
dan friesen
So it was always nice to see people in love.
Why are you laughing?
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
There's nothing funny about that.
It is always nice to see people in love.
dan friesen
It's just something silly to hear me say something like that.
jordan holmes
No, it's just that it's nice.
dan friesen
There's nothing silly about you, sir.
So yeah, what about you?
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is yesterday.
I dropped my partner off at the airport.
And later on...
She landed.
dan friesen
Well, the landing is good.
jordan holmes
Landed completely fine.
dan friesen
Everything was fine.
My bright spot is I went to somebody's wedding, and your bright spot is my wife's gone.
jordan holmes
My wife left me!
She left me!
And all the magical spells I kept to keep her here, they're only proximity-based, Dan.
I don't know if she's going to care after this.
dan friesen
Well, they also, maybe these spells helped her land safely.
jordan holmes
Possible.
dan friesen
You can, you know...
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, it is interesting because it was basically like that.
It was the closest I'll get to sending a child to summer camp.
I was like, okay, do you have all your stuff?
Is everything packed and ready?
Are you going to be okay?
Don't miss me too much.
You know, that whole thing.
dan friesen
Do you have an emergency number?
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'm ready.
But yes, she's happy, having a great time, and I'm alone.
So it's good news for everybody.
dan friesen
Hey, alright.
So Jordan, today we got an episode to do.
unidentified
Oh yeah.
dan friesen
There's a lot of stuff going on in the present day.
Sure.
Certainly we have the situation in Sri Lanka.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
We've got the Abe assassination.
Yep, yep.
But I gotta be honest.
Japan and Sri Lanka are not countries that are that important to Alex in the past.
They have not been major Movers and shakers within globalist conspiracies.
And I don't particularly care what his take on any of it is.
Or at least I'm not, like, in a mad dash to find out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm fine without that.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna say?
It's all an attack on the globalists, probably.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I think the only interesting thing I would be, like, what's his take on the homemade gun?
Is he fine with homemade guns or are those against the rules because they take money away from honest, hard-working gun manufacturers?
dan friesen
I think that his take would have to...
I think I've heard him talk about 3D printing and stuff.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He has to be in favor of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he would have to be.
dan friesen
Yeah, because otherwise you would be like...
Making a commercial necessity for the existence of your right to defend yourself.
jordan holmes
Does seem to be the case.
dan friesen
Can one craft a spear out of a stick for self-defense?
Yes, you can.
You don't need to buy.
A sword or a spear.
You can make a shiv.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Sure, I suppose.
dan friesen
This is the Second Amendment.
jordan holmes
That is an interesting conversation that I think the Supreme Court will eventually get to.
dan friesen
Undoubtedly.
It's coming soon.
So, it turns out that I made a little bit of a mistake.
Uh-oh.
So, Boxcar Willie Nelson Mandela effect sent me a message.
Sure.
I don't have a name on this person.
I also don't have a name on their son.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But they reached out and asked that we do an episode for their son's 18th birthday.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
Which was...
June 23rd.
jordan holmes
That was yesterday.
I mean, it's next week.
We're recording this on June 22nd.
Nope, we're gonna do this.
We're gonna pull it off, Dan.
We're recording this on June 22nd.
I don't know when it'll be released.
dan friesen
We're not.
We gotta own up to it.
Anyway, Boxcar Willie Nelson Mandela Effect reached out with plenty of time in advance.
Maybe too much time in advance, honestly.
And I said, I'll make a note.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
I'll make a note about this.
jordan holmes
It'll happen.
dan friesen
It's exciting.
It's your son's 18th birthday.
jordan holmes
In the calendar.
dan friesen
I cannot say no to people who ask me to do things.
jordan holmes
You really can't.
dan friesen
And so I did make a note, and I lost it.
I also told them to send a message to remind me, which they did, but it was in the inbox that is completely out of control, and I did not see the message.
Oh, man.
But hey, we're only a couple weeks late.
jordan holmes
Let's just remind everybody, it is just the two of us, and that means you.
That means it's just you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And sometimes, look, email and various inboxes are completely destroyed.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
But I can't handle them.
unidentified
Chaos.
dan friesen
I can't manage them.
I'm trying.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
You're doing great.
dan friesen
We're late.
But I want to wish a happy birthday to Boxcar Willie Nelson Mandela FX child.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And say, hey, I'm very excited that you're going to register to vote.
Very, very fun.
I wish you the best.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Don't buy a gun, make one.
dan friesen
And so we had a request to do this episode about the day that this child was born.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so this would be June 23rd, 2004.
Okay.
That is what we're doing today.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
We're going to be going over...
jordan holmes
Right on time!
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Happy 18th.
jordan holmes
Happy 18th and some days.
dan friesen
You turned 18 just in time for Jules to be outlawed.
jordan holmes
Welcome.
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
So, this episode is actually pretty...
Fortuitous.
It's interesting that this was a randomly chosen episode based on this birthday, because there's some stuff very much worth touching on here.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So I'm excited about that, but I would like to give a happy birthday message in the only way we know how.
alex jones
Giving someone life is giving someone death.
You could say that...
Life is death.
dan friesen
Happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Happy birthday.
dan friesen
Now, let's begin here on June 23rd.
Here is why this is a fortuitous episode for us to cover.
alex jones
And also, Randy Weaver is here in Austin, Texas.
And I've been meaning to get him on.
I just haven't gotten around to it.
He may be coming on the show as well today.
He got a new book out, of course, from the Ruby Ridge tragedy back in 1992.
dan friesen
Randy Weaver is, Alex is saying, he may be coming on the show.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He, of course, is the father involved in the Ruby Ridge standoff.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Whose wife and child were killed by the government.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Also, just a bit of a nutty guy.
Yeah!
It's kind of difficult sometimes to disambiguate the tragedy that happened and the mistakes, egregious mistakes in some respects, that were made by the government in terms of carrying out that whole thing.
And him also just being not a great dude.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you start one of those standoffs, it's usually not because you're in the best place.
And then when the government murders your family, that usually doesn't improve things.
Can't argue with that.
dan friesen
There's a lot of really shitty stuff about him.
Obviously, there's the fact that he was hanging out with the Aryan Nations compound, that he had sold illegal weapons, that he was probably deeply anti-Semitic.
There's a picture of him...
Sure.
Zionist-occupied government.
Obviously.
unidentified
So he had a lot of those ideologies.
dan friesen
But again, none of that justifies...
Killing his wife and his child.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the whole murdering their family thing is the real problem here.
Like, I get he's a racist piece of shit, but don't murder his family.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I feel like that's not complicated.
dan friesen
And I think that as you, you know, from my understanding of it and my looking into the events of that standoff, it's not like the government came in and they were like, ha ha, we're going to kill your family.
No, no.
There's...
A lot of worst case scenario situations that ended up spiraling and leading to what happened.
Which isn't to say that the people who did...
the hook for it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Just that it's not as cut and dry as the government murdered these people.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Because they were anti-government or whatever.
Folks like Alex may want to portray it as.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
It wasn't a premeditated murder, but it wasn't exactly an unmeditated murder either.
dan friesen
Well, you've talked a bit about the Ruby Ridge situation in past episodes, and so I don't want to dwell too much on it as like a, hey, let's talk about this for half an hour.
Sure.
unidentified
But it's...
dan friesen
It's wild to see Randy Weaver appearing on InfoWars.
That's not something that I was aware happened.
I didn't know that he was somebody who would go on InfoWars.
I didn't know that he and Alex were acquainted.
I guess I could have assumed that on some level, but I don't know if I've ever heard...
I knew that Alex had worked early on in his career to try and help rebuild the Mount Carmel Church for the Branch Davidians.
But I don't know if I've ever heard Branch Davidians on his show.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I knew that he supported Randy Weaver, and the Ruby Ridge situation is obviously a catalyzing and radicalizing moment for a lot of the right wing.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
But I didn't know that he ever appeared on InfoWars, which is surprising.
jordan holmes
Did Randy Weaver make a ton of media appearances following the years?
No, no, no.
I mean, like...
Afterwards, for sure.
But over the years, did he continue to have that?
dan friesen
I think he probably did make a number of them, but I would assume that they'd be like, I don't know, like an ABC documentary.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Not like a 2020 or a 60 Minutes kind of thing.
I'm surprised to hear him on InfoWars.
Not because I think that his standards would be higher.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, absolutely not.
dan friesen
Just not a great place to go.
But I think that the reality is that this interview is mostly happening because Randy Weaver's got this book coming out.
As Alex referenced, he's on a book tour.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And he does mention the next stop on his book tour is a Mexican restaurant.
On some highway outside of Austin.
It's in Texas, and Alex can't figure out which one it is because there's multiple of this Mexican restaurant on that highway.
jordan holmes
No, come on.
dan friesen
And so they do spend a bit of time trying to figure out...
jordan holmes
Get a little who's on first.
You gotta take a left at the exit, but it's the one with the corner that's got the fountain on it.
No, not the McDonald's!
dan friesen
It's basically that.
And so he's making an appearance at this Mexican restaurant where he's not gonna give a speech.
But he'll answer some questions.
And then everybody's gonna have a nice dinner.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then also, I guess, calling into Infowars is part of the book tour.
jordan holmes
I'm surprised his book tour was not so successful that I found out about it, because this Mexican restaurant situation seems very promising towards his further career.
dan friesen
Man, I think...
I'd go to a book event at a Mexican restaurant.
I could get a burrito and hear about crazy right-wing politics.
jordan holmes
I ran an open mic out of a Mexican restaurant for a long time.
So yeah, I've been there.
dan friesen
Didn't go well, did it?
jordan holmes
Didn't go well.
Didn't go well.
dan friesen
I imagine this book event didn't either.
Anyway, I've completely ruined the surprise that he does end up showing up.
Because Alex is saying he's trying to get him on.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
He does, in fact, appear.
And we'll get to that interview, which is...
Wild.
jordan holmes
I believe that.
dan friesen
Eh, I'm overselling it.
unidentified
It's...
dan friesen
There's a couple things that are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But wild might be a stretch.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So Alex is mad at the ADL.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
You'll never guess why.
jordan holmes
Oh, I don't know.
alex jones
The ADL urges Texas GOP to modify party platform calling America a Christian nation.
And you better do it.
I would imagine the Christian coalition in Texas will agree.
We don't want to be anti-Semitic.
I mean, to say you're Christian is basically anti-Semitic now.
I'm being sarcastic here, folks, but that's what, I mean, man, when are these people going to stop?
dan friesen
I mean, when are these people going to stop?
jordan holmes
I mean, that is an interesting way to be like, we don't want to be anti-Semitic.
I'm sarcastic, obviously.
I mean, no, the part where I was making, wait, no.
Anyways, these people are, wait, oh no!
No!
Oh boy.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a mess.
And then the other thing, too, is that, like, The obvious conflation that's going on is shameful, and that is that the complaint is the Texas GOP, part of their platform is that America is a Christian nation.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That is troubling.
For groups that are non-Christian.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Because that's basically saying, like, this country is about us, not you.
jordan holmes
We own this nation and we allow you to live here.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And Alex is conflating that with the idea of saying that your Christian is anti-Semitic.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is not at all what anybody is asserting.
He's using this sarcasm in order to create a straw man to argue against, because the actual position and the actual complaint that's being made is something that he can't argue against.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I mean, the fun part is that just because you say something in a sarcastic tone does not mean that you are also admitting that it is true.
You know?
Like, oh, I like to see the sun outside!
Like, no, you do.
I don't understand why you're being sarcastic about that.
You don't like Jews.
dan friesen
Thank you.
I think you're gonna see, and I noticed on this episode in particular, is that that is one of his, like, major rhetorical tactics.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Is this sarcasm being used to create a straw man version of an argument that he, like, it's the only way out for him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
There's no other real tactic that he can use.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So he covers a story, this is one of the big stories of the day, and I honestly think, like, alright, this is an annoyance, but I don't really know if this is, like, Alex thinks this is police state.
alex jones
Here's another police state article, and I'll get into the giant fleet actions that are going on right now, and all the torture news and the censorship news.
It's legion.
But before I do that, here's an AP article out of Miami, Associated Press.
A shackled teacher's aide tried to explain her predicament to a judge through tears Friday.
And again, every day I see multiple articles.
I have several like this today.
From Riverton, Wyoming, Hope Clark said she had been rousted by federal agents at her cruise ship cabin door at 630 a.m.
She was put in handcuffs and a bench warrant for failing to put away her marshmallows and hot chocolate while staying at Yellowstone National Park last year.
The catch?
Clark said she had to pay a $50 fine the same day for the federal offense of improper food storage before she was allowed to leave the park.
Nevertheless, a warrant claiming she had not paid went into the federal law enforcement database, which she paid.
Back in the United States from Cozumel, Mexico, on Carnival's Fascination cruise ship, Clark was awakened, cuffed, turned over to federal marshals, and brought to a court in leg shackles.
See, they run your background when you sail now and you face scan.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Peter Otterbridge conceded there were some discrepancies, but he astonished U.S. Magistrate Judge John O'Sullivan by suggesting Clark should be released to appear in court in Wyoming to clear up the warrant.
O'Sullivan had a copy of her citation indicating the fine had been paid, and though her time in jail more than covered the offense, even if she hadn't paid.
He apologized for what happened to the judge.
Clark turning to the prosecutor, he said this is a serious matter.
He wants the U.S. Attorney's Office to follow up on the determination and what went wrong.
Customs agents meet all cruise ships arriving from foreign ports and run random checks for warrants on passenger lists, see?
And it goes on and on.
dan friesen
So, look, I mean, obviously, if you're camping in Yellowstone or a lot of national parks...
Leaving food out is dangerous to other people.
Because it can attract bears and other animals that could cause harm to other people.
And that's why it's taken seriously.
Alex can minimize this by being like, she left out marshmallows.
But you could get someone killed.
In theory, it's something that...
There's a reason that rule exists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and not just that, but it's just like the very basic level of engage with the world that you live in.
If you can go to the Yellowstone National Park and carelessly throw away food as though it's nothing, then you...
Fuck you, you know?
But don't...
You don't go to jail, but fuck you!
dan friesen
Yeah, and that's the reason there's a fine.
Now, the reality of the situation is obviously there was some sort of miscommunication somewhere.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, obviously, yeah.
Maybe she should have some sort of restitution from the state.
Like, here's a couple thousand dollars for your trouble or something.
We fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But this isn't police state shit.
This is an unfortunate circumstance.
I obviously feel for her.
I think that it's annoying to be caught up in something like this.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But this isn't that big.
Why is this a big story for him?
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
Well, I mean, yeah, I get that.
At the same time...
Who the fuck is putting out warrants for a $50 fine?
dan friesen
I bet it's a warrant that would never be served.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
It's a warrant that would only come up if you get arrested for something else or are re-entering the country.
jordan holmes
Right.
So what we really have to deal with here, once again, is our border patrol is out of fucking control.
dan friesen
Again, it's not border patrol, it's customs.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
They're out of control.
Customs and border patrol.
dan friesen
Eh, alright, fine.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're out of control!
dan friesen
Even in 2004.
jordan holmes
As always!
dan friesen
I get what you're saying.
jordan holmes
I don't think borders should exist, so of course they're out of control to me.
dan friesen
I think that this is as close to a non-issue as an issue can be.
Sure.
I think the situation that she had, like I said, big headache.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Pretty annoying.
Probably puts a bad end to your vacation.
Sure, sure.
But everything seems to have gone exactly right.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Past the point of that incident.
jordan holmes
Right.
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And I don't understand.
So I also want to point out this.
When Alex says it goes on and on, whenever he stops reading a story and says that...
jordan holmes
That means it's stopped.
dan friesen
Well, no.
That's a tell that something has come up in the reading of that story that contradicts what he'd already said.
jordan holmes
Ah, I gotcha.
dan friesen
Because he explains while he's reading that customs sometimes runs warrant checks on people re-entering the country, even on cruise lines.
Yeah.
Earlier, he had said, they run background checks and face scan you when you go on these cruises.
And he contradicted that, and that's why he's like, I'm gonna bail on this before I contradict more of my editorial bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right.
I gotcha.
That makes sense.
dan friesen
But anyway, this story, I don't know, doesn't seem...
I'm not horrified by it in terms of a police state.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it does seem like the judge should have looked at himself and then looked at them there and been like, we're here, which means somewhere in the system, Any system that winds up here, we just need to fix from the start.
dan friesen
He apologized!
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
The judge apologized!
jordan holmes
Exactly!
And he should have dismantled the entire legal system along with it.
But that might just be me.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think that's you.
jordan holmes
I think that might be a little too aggressive for this situation.
dan friesen
Yeah, it might be an overcorrection.
jordan holmes
It could be.
Could be.
dan friesen
So, we got a movie coming out in 2004.
jordan holmes
Which movie?
dan friesen
Well, it's a movie that Alex is excited about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But you wouldn't expect that.
jordan holmes
I am legend.
alex jones
Before we do that, 9-11, Fahrenheit 9-11, is coming out this Friday.
And I intend to go see it.
But again, Michael Moore tells the truth about a few issues.
Only covers a small area of the full spectrum.
And then, he says the U.N. needs to take over America.
At least his book, Dude, Where's My Country?, that they say is just like the film.
He says that, so he gives you a bad solution.
Oh, the Democrats are going to save us.
People are going to have their eyes, though, partially opened by this movie that millions of people are going to see.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
alex jones
And I would ask listeners, and I got this idea from listeners, a lot of you have been going out and making dozens and dozens of copies in the last few weeks, and you plan to go to the local theater on opening night and stand out front and hand out some of the videos to interesting people.
Now, I don't expect you to do that.
If you've got the funds to make a bunch of copies of my films and do that, more power to you.
But how about getting some business cards printed up?
You can go to Kinko's and get a thousand of them pretty cheap printed up.
Learn the truth about 9-11.
The government did it.
Or 9-11.
Fahrenheit 9-11 only gives you 5% of the story.
Get the truth at Infowars.com or Prison Planet.
dan friesen
I like that he's saying that Michael Moore gives bad solutions, and all of his solutions that Alex provides are self-promotion.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or you promoting Alex's shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Go to the screenings of Fahrenheit 9-11 and get them to pay me.
Get them into my revenue stream.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
alex jones
Go recruit.
dan friesen
This is a perfect recruitment ground.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
So what's going to happen?
Okay, so...
Michael Moore is like, we need to let the Democrats take over America.
That's a terrible idea.
He gives bad solutions, right?
We all know that.
But what you should do...
Go to an actual business and ask for them to print up business cards for a place you are unaffiliated with in order to give a message to someone who has never wanted to hear it and then give them a business card that they're going to throw away.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
So he is asking you to politely throw dollar bills at a stranger and the stranger could have at least used a dollar bill.
dan friesen
Well, with the hopes of getting them into Alex's information space.
jordan holmes
Infowars.com on a dollar bill.
You're gonna do a fuck lot better than if you print up a goddamn business card.
dan friesen
I bet a lot of people did do that.
They always do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is true.
They do that.
dan friesen
Bill marketing kind of thing.
Yeah, I think that what's going on is essentially this is like trying to escalate.
A premise.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, you know, you have the premise that's introduced by Fahrenheit 9-11, and then Alex is asking people to go around and yell, not only that, but at all of these people who are leaving the theater.
That's annoying.
And also, it's counter to Alex's very consistent positions about Michael Moore, about how much he hates him.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And all this, it's like, oh...
He's useful right now because 9-11's my brand and he's allowed in theaters.
jordan holmes
It is a little bit like if Alex...
Alex was like, hey, listen, go to this Marvel movie, and whenever they play the end credit scenes, bust in with your DVD of our post-credit scenes.
alex jones
No, no, no.
dan friesen
You mean Endgame?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Avengers Endgame.
jordan holmes
Avengers Endgame Endgame colon Avengers.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the sequel.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It would kind of be like if Brian Stelter made a movie about COVID.
And then Alex wanted people to promote at that movie.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He's like, you know, Brian Stelter tells you half the truth.
jordan holmes
Listen, we've had a lot of disagreements in the past, but this is going to partially wake up a lot of people.
Fine.
dan friesen
I can somehow profit off this, so go to see it.
jordan holmes
Everything I believe is malleable and negotiable.
dan friesen
Now what's wild is Alex ends up actually even playing the trailer from Fahrenheit 9-11.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
alex jones
Because people are going to come out of there wanting to do something, wanting to get involved, thinking the UN's the answer, thinking the Democrats are going to save them, thinking Ralph Nader's going to save them, and you can go, hey, here's a film that exposes Bush and Clinton, that gives you the big picture.
Do you want to come out of the Matrix?
But again, I just wanted to air this one more time.
This is the last time.
Here's the trailer for Fahrenheit 9-11.
It's a pretty good trailer, and you can watch it at prisonplanet.tv, by the way, but here it is.
dan friesen
It's a pretty good trailer.
jordan holmes
It's a pretty good trailer.
dan friesen
So what is going on is just Alex recognizes the radicalization potential.
There's going to be a certain amount of people who go see this movie that are emotionally affected and in a vulnerable state when they leave the theater, and that is an inflection point.
That is a point where they're malleable enough that you can get them to think like, Oh, what if the planes were remote-controlled?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's why cults recruit at bus stations.
When you get off a bus, you're ready to join a cult.
That's just the case for everybody.
You're in an emotionally weakened state.
You've got no choice.
dan friesen
You're raw.
jordan holmes
It's been a tough time on that bus.
You just want to get away from whatever's in the bus now, essentially.
dan friesen
So, leaving all that behind us, Alex's recruitment drive, We get to something that I think is one of the great things about listening to Alex in the past.
And that is we get these little slices of life.
These little pictures and glimpses into what his life was like early on.
And he makes a claim about his high school years.
I don't think this is possibly true.
unidentified
I wanted to make a couple points on psychological testing of children in schools.
About 12 years ago, I discovered that my school district was doing psychological testing in a...
Classroom setting under the guise of counseling.
alex jones
Yeah, I was graduating from high school 13 years ago, folks.
And I'm just in my early 30s.
And all the seniors had to do it, hours after hours of electrodes and TV screens, and my parents were never even told, go ahead.
dan friesen
Every senior at his high school got clockwork orange.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
That's nuts.
Get Ronson on the phone.
He interviewed everybody at his fucking high school.
Ronson, we need you!
dan friesen
I feel like that might have come up.
unidentified
Send up the Ronson signal.
dan friesen
I think unless he went to a completely wacky private high school, which he didn't.
This absolutely did not happen.
jordan holmes
He didn't go to a high school.
unidentified
Hours upon hours of electrodes and TV screens.
jordan holmes
He was in Stranger Things.
He went to that high school.
He was there with 11. He wasn't going to these regular high schools.
That's where all the abortions were had.
dan friesen
Every single senior had their eyes pried open and had to watch flashing screens.
jordan holmes
That's why I can't listen to Beethoven.
unidentified
He partially opened a well on people's eyes, though.
dan friesen
A lot of glimpses into Alex's life are provided on this episode.
Here's another one about a friend of Alex's dad that he met when he was 18. My dad has a friend who's a federal marshal.
alex jones
He's retired now.
He was like one of the head federal marshals in Texas.
And I was in college, a freshman, and I said, I don't know what to be.
I might go in the military.
I might be a police officer.
I want to fight evil people.
dan friesen
I might...
alex jones
It'll be a school teacher.
He said, look, Alex, you're not a criminal, are you?
The guy, the big old tall, you know, handsome guy with gray hair, he almost had a tear in his eye.
He said, Alex, don't, unless you're a criminal.
You're not even going to go high in things unless you're a criminal.
I mean, this is back when I was a naive, you know, 18 years old.
At my dad's office.
dan friesen
None of this matches Alex's other bio things.
Like, he had a vision from God when he was four that told him all this future stuff.
And let's not forget that his dad had to move from Rockwall because Alex got in trouble with the police that he insisted were selling drugs in a racketeering operation and they threatened to kill Alex if they didn't leave town.
He's not naive at 18. This is bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I kind of believe, I believe this story insofar as it would make sense as to why he's committed himself to a life of grifting and crime.
That way, if he's like, you're never, listen, don't become a school teacher, you're gonna be broke.
What you should do...
Grift millions of dollars from people.
unidentified
Duh!
dan friesen
Be a criminal if you want to succeed in law enforcement.
Also, if you just want to be a criminal.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be a criminal and that's the way to do it legally because they haven't outlawed it yet.
dan friesen
Yeah, this story is bullshit when considered in the context of all of his other stories.
Also, if he's 18, this is the point where Alex's dad is telling him, stop killing my grandkids.
jordan holmes
Stop killing my grandkids!
dan friesen
So, how naive is he at this point?
jordan holmes
Also, if he is having this conversation and the guy says, are you a criminal?
Alex legally has to say, yeah.
You better believe it.
dan friesen
I've murdered multiple people.
jordan holmes
I am 100% a criminal.
I commit a lot of crimes in this time period of my life.
dan friesen
About six months ago, I smoked crack on a beach.
I know.
jordan holmes
I pressured this woman into having an abortion.
She was 16. You know, like a crime.
dan friesen
Also, I stomped a guy's guts in and watched him die slowly.
jordan holmes
You know, like a crime!
dan friesen
Also, I love this just consistent thing with Alex that is everybody who he runs into or is friends with his dad or whatever, they're the highest level.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, of course.
dan friesen
He's the top ranger of federal marshal in Texas.
jordan holmes
Nobody's ever just like a middle manager at a bank.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He's the top dentist.
He's the top federal marshal.
Top oil producers in the country.
dan friesen
Prestigious universities.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
The top person who wasn't...
I don't know actually how you would rank people involved in Ruby Ridge, but Randy Weaver's probably the most famous.
jordan holmes
I would put him as number one, yeah.
dan friesen
He's a prestigious member of that event.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's on now.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
And so here we go.
alex jones
Randy Weaver here in Austin, Texas.
Good to have you on with us.
unidentified
Thanks, Alex.
Glad to be here.
And what's new under the sun, huh?
alex jones
Yeah, what's new under the sun?
I mean, accelerated evil.
We are about to break, but the next three minutes, just in a nutshell, your unique perspective, what do you see the New World Order as being up to?
What do you think is most important right now, and what do you think they're going to blow something up to take more of our liberties?
unidentified
Well, what's most important right now is probably what was important to them ten years ago, and that's the one-world government and make slaves out of all his peons.
dan friesen
So it's important to remember that when he talks about one-world government, he's probably signaling to some anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.
And Alex has every reason to know that.
If he has any acquaintance with the world of Ruby Ridge and that entire story, he knows what Randy believes.
Actually, I suspect that on some levels, Alex doesn't know a whole lot about what Randy believes based on things that happen later in this interview.
But we'll get there when we get there.
jordan holmes
I think Alex has very much created a Randy Weaver in his mind.
And that Randy Weaver believes what Alex believes.
And yeah, those two she'll never meet.
dan friesen
Right.
And I imagine that Alex heard Bill Cooper talking about Randy Weaver in Ruby Ridge.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
That sort of...
Flipped some switches in his head.
jordan holmes
Yeah, in many ways, Ruby Ridge at this time is already lore.
It's already not even a real event so much as it is the story of the event.
dan friesen
And I think a lot of that happened because of that and then Waco and the Oklahoma City bombing being inspired in some ways because of those events.
It does become a larger arc that a lot of the specifics lose their importance.
jordan holmes
The individual details.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's part of a three-peat.
You don't remember Horace Grant's contributions in 1991.
dan friesen
You just remember Robert Ory.
jordan holmes
You just remember that Ory.
dan friesen
Big shot, Bob.
jordan holmes
Big shot, Rob.
dan friesen
So, here's another thought that Randy has.
alex jones
Well, you've experienced it.
What do you want to say to the police, the general public, the people out there in denial, Randy?
unidentified
Their day's coming, and it's going to be too late when it happens, and they're going to be sorry.
There's going to be a lot of tears and bloodshed, and they really should get...
Defense centers better get off the fence and join our side, and...
dan friesen
But you can't make it as a police officer unless you're a criminal.
jordan holmes
Wow.
Wow.
dan friesen
But then also, with all due respect, I'm not going to join your side.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Thank you very much.
jordan holmes
No.
I mean, is Randy Weaver about to read from the Turner Diaries on air?
Is that what's about to happen?
dan friesen
He doesn't get that far.
That's not the book he's on tour for.
jordan holmes
Ah, gotcha.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So, Alex talking about how everybody at his school got clockwork-oranged.
Sure.
It's part and parcel of this weird narrative he has about the government forcing everybody to get on antipsychotics, which he talks about here a little bit.
alex jones
All right, eight minutes and 15 seconds into the second hour, we'll get into the government saying they're going to test every child and adult forcibly for mental illness.
The government will decide if you're mentally ill and then forcibly drug you with antipsychotics specifically.
They say at least 15% of us will need to be put on it immediately.
dan friesen
As we know, this happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
18 years later now, everybody is forcibly drugged with antipsychotics.
People who get diagnosed with conditions that could be helped by antipsychotics aren't even forced to be on them.
jordan holmes
Nope.
Nope.
This is ridiculous.
Yeah, they have as of yet not eliminated either droogs or milk.
unidentified
Both of those still in full supply.
dan friesen
I, for quite a while, I mean, full disclosure, I'm on antidepressants.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, like, for a very long time, I was kind of reticent, not because I think they didn't work, but because I was just, you know, going along with talk therapy and such.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But I had diagnosed conditions, and I wasn't taking medicine.
No one pressured me in any way.
jordan holmes
No, that's the weirdest part all too often I remember.
dan friesen
You could easily not be on meds.
jordan holmes
Somebody should have pressured me at some point in time.
Why was nobody pressuring me?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
At least be like, hey, maybe try him.
I would have been fine with a hey, maybe try him.
Nobody even gave me that!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's so weird the reality of mental health as compared to the version of it that exists in Alex's head.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's like, they're going to test everybody as if it would be even possible to test everybody.
The diagnosis is not like...
You can't just take blood and be like, oh, you're depressed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
You know, it's not like, it doesn't work that way.
jordan holmes
No, it's, yeah, I mean, it's been, I'm not going to, this is not a plug or nothing, but the other thing that I've been doing on Fridays, I've been talking to people outside of our show and their experiences with mental illness.
You can plug.
I don't want to do this, it's gross.
dan friesen
Jordan watches Magicians.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, great idea.
But no, it's really, really interesting because everybody's story around this Regardless of whether or not they've had a diagnosis or whether they're just suspicious or they've done talk therapy or tried everything.
All unique and none of it has ever been like, people were clearly helping me get the help I need.
dan friesen
I bet that does exist for some people, but yeah, it's an incredibly uncommon thing.
Yeah, it's difficult.
jordan holmes
You have to search for it.
dan friesen
And also, I think that there's an under-understood...
particularly for people like Alex, that it's an active process.
Like if you're not engaging with it and working, Absolutely.
It often will not Right.
Right.
unidentified
Yeah, and I just think it's silly.
dan friesen
Like, what Alex is saying is silly.
The fact that anybody would listen to him yell about how the government's going to forcibly screen everybody somehow for mental illness and then forcibly drug everyone with antipsychotics is ludicrous.
I mean, anybody listening to this should be like, This is obviously about something else.
You know, it's not real.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and the fact that this is from 2004 gives me zero hope for, what, 2040.
Not feeling good about the future.
dan friesen
We have the exact same kinds of attacks on psych meds going on now every time there's a mass shooter.
You see this with MTG in the present, and Alex, of course, is still banging this drum, although he's...
Clearly has no real ground to stand on, no real foot.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, imagine if at this time period in 2004 he's banging the drum for people getting help.
For more people getting the fucking help that they need.
dan friesen
Well, I'm gonna just say this, and I can't prove this obviously, but it's a working theory of mine.
And that is the reason that people like Alex and Marjorie are so opposed to mental health care is because a large part of their base...
Probably need some help.
jordan holmes
Takes fake pills.
dan friesen
Well, or they need some kind of...
unidentified
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
They wouldn't probably be in these communities if they were receiving appropriate mental health care.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know...
dan friesen
And they would lose their audience and the market that they make money off of were people to take their health seriously.
jordan holmes
Right.
I mean, you know, somehow that sounds cynical.
You know, the idea that these people are willing to...
I mean, perpetuate and exploit pain of people who give them their trust implicitly and totally.
You know, that's cynical.
I'm going to go even worse.
I think that they think that...
Mass shootings are good for business.
So how cynical are we going to treat this?
dan friesen
Well, I think I can join you slightly as long as we provide the caveat that I don't think any of that is a conscious process.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I don't think it necessarily is a thought that shootings are good for our...
I don't think that Alex or Marjorie are like, ha, let's attack psych meds because people in our audience need them and we would lose money if people got healthier.
I don't think that it's a conscious thing, but I think on some level...
That is part of the motivation.
There's some sort of intuitive understanding of that.
jordan holmes
I don't think they're in a lounge with a fireplace with snifters of brandy going, how can we destroy the...
But it's there.
I think in some ways it is there.
dan friesen
So Alex gets back to this story about the woman who left marshmallows out at Yellowstone.
And wants to get Randy Weaver's take on this.
jordan holmes
Burn down the cruise ship.
What's Randy Weaver's take going to be?
dan friesen
It's not good.
alex jones
Randy, I wanted to get your take on this Associated Press article.
A woman, no criminal record, school teacher, was at Yellowstone National Park and left some marshmallows at her camping site while she was hiking.
When she came back, there was a park ranger there, gave her a $50 ticket.
She paid it.
She has the slip that she paid it.
About a year later, she was SWAT teamed and then taken in front of a federal magistrate.
And then she produced the fact that she had paid the fine.
But the point is, if they'll send a federal SWAT team of federal marshals for not paying a marshmallow fine, which she did fine, I mean, this is the new freedom, is it not?
unidentified
You know, I didn't see that article, but it is so ridiculous the stuff they pull anymore.
One of the first things I tell people to do, Alex, is to...
Get their gun, get it loaded, and keep it with them.
And if somebody wants to come and give you a $50 ticket for a marshmallow litter or whatever, I'm afraid I'd tell him to take his marshmallows and his ticket and get out of my face real quick.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems like a great idea.
Threaten this ranger with a loaded gun for trying to get a ticket for leaving food out, which could attract bears and other animals and be a danger to other people enjoying Yellowstone Park.
jordan holmes
If that's your solution for a $50 ticket...
dan friesen
It's quite a solution!
jordan holmes
I don't know if I want to hear your solutions for any other problems.
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
I feel like they're all very similar variations on one idea.
dan friesen
Here's the scene that plays out in Randy's head.
Hey, here's a ticket.
You left food out.
Stick them up, ranger.
jordan holmes
Walk away.
Honestly, I was going to give you a warning if you pushed back too hard, but damn!
dan friesen
Now you're under arrest for a massive felony of threatening a ranger with a loaded weapon.
jordan holmes
And that's when we find out all forest rangers can control animals.
And there we go.
dan friesen
Yeah, Randy's advice is, hey, let's escalate this into a thing where everyone is now in...
It could just be a warning and a small ticket for something that you did that is against the rules and now we're turning it into a life or death situation with loaded weapons involved.
jordan holmes
Randy, are you seeing this article?
This woman, she went to a fast food restaurant and asked for no mayonnaise and then she got mayonnaise.
Can I get your take on this real quick?
dan friesen
Well, this is why I tell everyone to keep a gun and keep it loaded.
unidentified
That's what we would say!
jordan holmes
Just always have a loaded gun.
dan friesen
I mean, if you're camping at Yellowstone, you're agreeing to the conditions of that.
Like, you are in the wrong if you leave food out.
jordan holmes
I mean, this is one of those big moments where I would like everybody to understand you are less important than Yellowstone Park.
As an individual, I am more concerned with Yellowstone Park in the long term.
That's just the truth.
dan friesen
And you exist.
You exist within the context of the other people that are there.
You have a responsibility both to the nature and to everyone else who has just as much of a right to enjoy it as you do.
Yeah, I don't understand this being presented as tyranny as much as it is just a formulation of making sure everyone is respectful to each other.
Like, obviously it would be great if you didn't have to worry about people leaving stuff out, but you do need to punish it in some ways, or else people will forget, and they'll just leave food out, and everybody's gonna get eaten by bears.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it is, like, can you imagine if Narnia had tourists?
It'd just be...
Garbage everywhere.
People throwing garbage at Mr. Tumnus' face.
Like, that's the way I've always thought of National Parks.
It's like, literally, I'm going into a magical place.
dan friesen
Well, if they allowed tourists, they might get something better than Turkish Delight.
So, you know, maybe there's an upside.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
So, this spirals out of control, and Randy reveals something that Alex really doesn't want him to.
unidentified
I wouldn't have paid the ticket.
alex jones
But didn't the Founding Fathers fight so that we could be put in shackles?
We're leaving our campsite and then coming back to it with our marshmallows on the table?
unidentified
Yeah, you tell them about it.
I mean, it's scary.
You know what's scary is these people, I think they're aliens.
I didn't grow up with people that think the way they do.
alex jones
Yeah, that's a good analogy.
unidentified
Alex, I believe in UFOs.
I've seen UFOs.
I don't know if people think I'm nuts or not.
I've seen him since the first one I saw for sure was a freshman in high school.
alex jones
So you go along with David Icke, you think Bush and all them are reptoids from Planet 12?
unidentified
I don't know if he's not.
They act like it.
dan friesen
Alex is really wanting this to look like a joke or a metaphor, but it is not.
jordan holmes
Not what he was hoping with that.
That conversation turned the wrong direction so fast for him.
dan friesen
Yep.
Alex is at this point still trying to brand himself as different from the David Icke and UFO type alien.
Because he wants that.
That credibility of like...
Like how Tucker for a long time, or even just this week, was like, hey, this isn't Alex Jones shit.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You want that to distinguish yourself from something that is a touchstone that everyone can agree is silly.
jordan holmes
That's too crazy.
dan friesen
And so for Alex, at this point, it's the alien stuff.
It's like, no, I talk about documents and the Bilderberg group.
And yeah, he doesn't want Randy Weaver, this large figure of the patriot right-wing movement, to be on his show talking about how he's seen UFOs a bunch since he was...
You know, if you're blindsided by it, you can't turn it around until it's too late.
jordan holmes
You know, the moment he said people don't think like that, people think differently, they're aliens from when I was growing up, you're like, okay, that's fine.
That sounds, you know, people are different.
And then he's like, they're aliens.
And you're like, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, it's too late.
It's too late.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
Nothing I can do now.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
I disagree.
I disagree.
Because if he says, you know, man, you know, they're not like when I grew up.
I think they're aliens.
You need to immediately say, ha, ha, you said it, my man.
And then be like, Randy, do you get out to the woods?
jordan holmes
Oh, you wanted to really, you wanted him to really T-bone that conversation with a semi-truck towards it.
How's the kids been?
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
No, no, no, no, no.
Not like that.
Just shift the conversation into something.
I'm not saying talk about tragedy.
jordan holmes
No, I understand.
dan friesen
But yes, you have to pivot the conversation hard because it's so silly for you to allow it to go into like, I've seen UFOs my whole life.
Right, right.
Oh, no.
alex jones
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
Yeah, so Alex really wants this to look like a joke.
alex jones
Well, so you're that type of person like George Washington, though, that doesn't think you're a slave.
unidentified
That's right, I'm not.
alex jones
I mean, what's wrong with you?
Don't you want to lick boots?
unidentified
No, I'm nuts.
I am crazy.
You know, we are the nutty ones, Alex.
Accept the fact and be proud that I am.
jordan holmes
Take a laugh.
unidentified
You're certainly going at it with a UFO comment.
alex jones
You're funny, Mr. Weaver.
It's great to have Randy Weaver on with us.
Okay, now...
dan friesen
It's not joking.
jordan holmes
Doesn't have the chops for that yet.
dan friesen
No, he has the...
Randy is being facetious and sarcastic with the, yeah, we're the crazy ones.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But he wasn't about the alien stuff.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Alex is trying to conflate all of it as joking and...
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But, you know, he gets off the subject.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
With as little damage as possible, I guess.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it does look bad.
jordan holmes
It does.
I just, I mean, it's hard to go from, what's your take on this cruise thing?
Shoot people.
What's things like now?
Aliens are everywhere.
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
Also, my book tour is going to be at a Mexican restaurant that we can't figure out where it is.
jordan holmes
This is a bad interview for everyone involved.
dan friesen
And here's another really bad aspect.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
unidentified
You know what, Alex?
I enjoy listening to you, and I don't get you very often.
I even bought one of them fancy shortwave radios several years ago, and I still can't get the darn thing to work there in Jefferson, Iowa.
I cannot pick up good speakers and talk show hosts like yourself.
alex jones
Is it digital?
unidentified
Yes, it is.
alex jones
Well, if you punch in 94-75 during the day, believe me, you can get it in Ohio.
Iowa?
Iowa, yes.
Excuse me.
unidentified
Jefferson, Iowa, I can't get hardly anything in there.
94 what?
alex jones
94.75.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Well, I'll try it.
alex jones
94.75.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And at night from 9 to midnight at 32.10.
unidentified
32.10.
alex jones
We need to get some affiliates.
I haven't had some affiliates in Iowa, so you can listen that way.
unidentified
Yeah, that would be much better.
alex jones
We're on in Ohio.
I guess that's the closest time.
unidentified
I'm going to tell you what, Alex.
Iowa is the deadest state.
As far as, uh, they don't know anything, and they don't want to know anything.
alex jones
You know, it's funny you say that, because other states are more, you know, faster moving with the tyranny, but in Iowa, I talk to people, and I see stuff, and you're right.
dan friesen
What's wrong with Iowa?
I mean, uh, I've enjoyed Iowa when I've been there, a couple times.
It's a nice state.
jordan holmes
I've never enjoyed Iowa.
dan friesen
It's fine.
jordan holmes
I've been there.
dan friesen
I don't know why you need to fire shots at it, though, Alex.
jordan holmes
I don't know why you need to enjoy any state in particular.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
I should say, I have been looking through Alex's current radio affiliate, so I've been doing a little bit of checking in on that, and I can say with confidence.
jordan holmes
Huge in Iowa now.
dan friesen
Zero stations in Iowa.
jordan holmes
Ooh, almost.
dan friesen
Zero stations in Ohio.
jordan holmes
Ooh, so close.
Four-letter states are not going well for Alex these days.
dan friesen
No, neither are five or six.
jordan holmes
How's Massachusetts going?
That's a lot.
dan friesen
Might be zero.
Wait, I think there might be something outside Boston.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Not Cambridge.
unidentified
No, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Yeah, he has just as much of a presence in Iowa as he did in 2004.
That seems to be the case.
So yeah, it's bad all around.
You gotta shoot people who give you tickets at a national park.
You gotta talk to the aliens.
I can't figure out how to hear you on the radio.
And also I'm speaking at a Mexican restaurant.
jordan holmes
What a smorgasbord of all the things that shouldn't be going on.
dan friesen
Yeah, you know, it's interesting because I turn on the episode and I hear Randy Weaver is going to be on.
I'm like, this is huge.
This is a pretty big deal.
This is a diamond in the rough we randomly stumbled across.
And then the interview is like...
jordan holmes
So it's H...
T-T-P colon slash slash.
Wait, which slash?
Is it forward slash or is it backslash?
dan friesen
And when you put in the address, you have to hit enter.
All right.
jordan holmes
Don't forget to write.com.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we've already noticed a couple times this sarcasm that Alex is using, and it really is incessant.
It is essentially his only rhetorical technique.
alex jones
Michael Savage calls for putting anybody in a camp that disagrees with the government.
And I agree.
We should submit.
We should, you know, love the government.
Put our children on the trains.
What's wrong with you, Randy?
unidentified
Well, I don't know.
I just don't like small, confined areas, especially if I'm locked in them, I guess.
alex jones
But, I mean, the government is godlike.
unidentified
Yeah, well, not to me they're not.
alex jones
Al-Qaeda talk.
Oh, did you hear it?
unidentified
You know, like...
I prefer verbal intercourse, bannering back and forth, but if they want to get in my face with a gun, I'm going to meet gun with gun.
You know what I'm saying?
alex jones
Well, Randy, why are you upset?
I mean, you know, what's the government done to you?
dan friesen
If they come to me with a gun, I'm going to respond to the gun.
Also, if they come to me with a ticket, I have a gun.
jordan holmes
You have clearly decided to respond to most things with a gun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Most of them are not guns.
dan friesen
Yeah, so this is just kind of indicative.
I think Alex uses this sort of...
Technique a lot, but it's over the top on this episode.
It's just constant.
jordan holmes
The English teacher that I credit with helping me become a writer and doing that whole thing, he used to tell me that sarcasm was a tool of the week.
To which I said, sarcasm is a tool of the week!
dan friesen
Could you be any more of a teacher?
jordan holmes
We became friends until his death.
I mean, I think people use it as a way to express that they're uncomfortable without feeling like they're weak.
dan friesen
You're sounding like that teacher.
jordan holmes
I don't mean weak in that situation.
I mean, like, they're not being dominated in some way.
You know, like, I'm still a person of equal standing with you, even though I feel like I'm not doing well in this situation right now.
That kind of thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think it's a little easier than kind of more creative cleverness.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex ends his conversation with Randy, and he's plugging here.
But this feels right.
alex jones
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dan friesen
I gotta find that breakdown in 1984.
jordan holmes
I was just writing down, I wanna see that breakdown.
How long is it?
What's the fucking...
dan friesen
I'm gonna spend the rest of tonight.
Like, really trying to find this thing.
jordan holmes
I want to know.
I want to know!
dan friesen
And then, secondly, the bigger point here is that this is what he should be doing.
He should have his website that has a subscription aspect to it, but he can't.
And you know why he can't?
Because no one wants to pay for this shit.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He couldn't get people to subscribe to his content.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Because they don't want to.
They want it for free.
They want to passively engage with it and be like, look at this guy.
He's yelling.
He's yelling things I like.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Whatever.
Maybe I'll buy a pill at some point that Alex has tricked me into thinking I need.
jordan holmes
Right.
Right.
It is a little bit like his pill business's success is actually a reveal that his content is worthless.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that, you know, I think that there's something to be said for, you know, Providing your content for free.
Obviously, that's something that I'm big into.
And I think that Alex just wouldn't be able to get anyone to give a shit.
He can give his stuff out for free and get enough views on it.
But in terms of anybody being like, oh, yeah, I'll go in for this.
I'll get a subscription to his website.
Clearly doesn't move the needle.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
And he couldn't do that anymore.
And that's kind of sad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because this is the model.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is the model for him.
No one cares.
unidentified
Because you could get everything that he says on a fucking blog somewhere.
dan friesen
You don't need him.
jordan holmes
Nope.
Nope.
And you don't need his pills.
What do you need from him?
Why do you keep going back to him?
Because you're in an abusive relationship with a weird cult leader and you can't admit it.
No, you're in a parasocial relationship with a weird cult leader.
dan friesen
You?
jordan holmes
That's true.
I thought we were in a more than so...
Okay.
dan friesen
So yeah, I find it interesting that this was there, and it could have been what he does.
But it's just now pills.
And I mean, this is even after times with gold sales and stuff.
He's still involved with Ted Anderson and shit.
jordan holmes
You know, maybe he just really dreamed at this point that his content was valuable, you know?
Maybe this was a situation where he saw that maybe this was the model, and if he can succeed at that, which is what he's trying to do, then he can succeed.
And then he realized that his shit is shit, and so he started hawking shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, it may be, but he is still hawking shit.
jordan holmes
That's true.
alex jones
And we'll get to your calls, but before we do that...
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With the system that I use in my home, and I suggest everybody gets.
dan friesen
So he has a water filter sponsor on, but it's the person who answers the phones whenever you call in.
I will be the person who talks to you.
Yeah, so they do a little mini-infomercial for that.
So there's still that.
I don't know, I just think it's a...
Obviously, if it worked, he would still be doing it.
If it made enough money, this would be the way he operated.
And whether it is because it wasn't enough or because he is driven by greed, he moved on to something that made millions and millions!
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it could very well be that we're leaving out the intense possibility that he was successful at this business model.
dan friesen
I bet he was successful enough.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but not a millionaire.
dan friesen
Right, and that is, to me, indicative of somebody who's not driven by...
The supposed mission that he claims to be on.
Because this is a perfect way to be able to disseminate the information, have a support base that is organic from the audience.
jordan holmes
And still not have your boss!
dan friesen
And not poison people.
jordan holmes
And not poison people's brains.
dan friesen
With iodine.
jordan holmes
With monstrous, monstrous garbage.
dan friesen
Yeah, and then back yourself into all kinds of weird narratives based on...
What you support.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that does seem like, you know, he was building the very walls even then that contain him now.
dan friesen
And as Randy Weaver says...
I don't like confined spaces.
jordan holmes
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
dan friesen
So Alex has another guest on.
And actually this was really revelatory for me because it helped me realize why he was doing that stupid clockwork orange narrative that led into everyone's going to be forced to take antipsychotics.
It's because it was all just setting the table for this guest.
alex jones
We're talking about putting newborn babies on antipsychotics.
And when they sit there and never thrive and are vegetables.
It'll just be covered up in the media and they'll use them for body parts, folks.
We're entering hell on earth here.
And last week they said they want to electronically control the brain and they're getting FDA approval to put a wire into your brain so you're not depressed.
Once the wire's in your head, you'll be one of us.
I mean, this is like a late night science fiction body snatcher movie.
Joining us is Dr. John Breeding, waldiscolts.com's website, and yes, I carry two of his great books on my website as well.
Dr. Breeding, thanks for sitting through that diatribe as I brought folks up to speed.
unidentified
Well, I'm just grateful, Alex, that you're having me on.
dan friesen
So now, this is great, because this show has structure.
This episode has a meaningful structure that makes sense.
It's all bullshit, but it makes sense.
Now, he has this bullshit story about everybody being forced to be on antipsychotic meds.
This is to talk to an anti-medication psychologist, Dr. Breeding.
That is what that story serves.
That's why he's covering this.
There is a narrative structure and arc to this.
He's talking about this lady who had a marshmallow out at Yellowstone because he has Randy Weaver on.
These are stories that are meant to connect to the guests that he has on.
They are setting the table, laying the groundwork for these guests, and whatever propaganda narrative bullshit they're going to bring to the table make it more easy for them to have a jump-off point, something in the news to be a touchstone for them.
It makes sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's so odd for us to talk about it.
But this is how you would produce a show.
This is the way it would go.
dan friesen
And it's interesting because I listen to so much of his show, and oftentimes these completely bullshit, off-the-wall, why the fuck are you talking about this story?
It's not connected to anything.
And in this case, it makes total sense.
Two stories that are off-the-wall, meaningless, why are you talking about this?
It's because of your guests.
Now this leads me to suspect.
That Alex often has guests cancel.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And sometimes there is production and craft that goes into it, and he's covering this story to be a gift for this guest to make it easier to interview them, and they cancel, and so he just has covered some bullshit story that means nothing.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Maybe...
Wait.
Was that?
I don't remember.
I was trying to figure out if you've got to give it up to the Smalley Pirates.
jordan holmes
Did somebody cancel?
dan friesen
Or was there a guest that made sense?
jordan holmes
It was Captain Phillips.
It was literally supposed to be him, right?
dan friesen
Was Captain Phillips on?
No.
unidentified
I don't think so.
dan friesen
Was that in the movie?
jordan holmes
Tom Hanks was on, but Captain Phillips couldn't make it.
dan friesen
Did Tom Hanks end the movie being interviewed by Alex?
jordan holmes
What was it like?
Well, I'm going to be honest.
I gotta give it up to the Somali pirates on this one.
They really got us good.
dan friesen
So this guy, Dr. Breeding, is an anti-meds psychologist, I believe.
He has a philosophy that is wild colts make better horses or something.
And so it's like, essentially, the argument is, hey, let your kids be nuts.
Let your kids be wild and crazy.
I think that there's a...
Right, right, right.
I think that, you know, you do have to understand that kids make mistakes and kids act up in ways that, like, maybe as an adult, you're like, ah, what the fuck?
But there's also...
Emotional distress that can be manifested through kids acting out that should be taken much more seriously than just being like, kids will be kids.
jordan holmes
See, this is why you don't want people like Dr. Breeding using idioms like, wild colts make better horses.
Because on the one hand, you could say, oh, well, this means giving children the ability to roam free will allow them to become better, you know.
And on the other hand, you could take that as saying, like...
Listen, if they die, they die.
God gives us who lends and who dies!
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's kind of Scott Adams-y.
jordan holmes
It is!
dan friesen
In terms of his recent comments about how you have to watch your kid become a...
Kill her or kill them.
jordan holmes
If he dies, he dies.
That's all I know.
dan friesen
These mentalities are really destructive.
jordan holmes
You should have a gun loaded with you for any time somebody's like, wild colts make better horses!
dan friesen
That's how you solve problems.
jordan holmes
That's how you solve problems.
dan friesen
So anyway, here's what's going to happen to schools.
alex jones
We've called the schools government training camps.
These are literally going to be huge laboratories.
Not just for some of the children now, but for everybody.
Complete with beds and testing and computers.
I mean, this is...
We need to write a screenplay of this, but then it'll just be passe because it's already happening.
I mean, doctor, when they're saying, you know, that we're going to test all of you and then the adults, and this is a key position, and we're going to put you on antipsychotics.
I mean, I had doctors, I had a psychiatrist on yesterday.
I mean, you sit in the corner and drool on these things.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that prediction is off.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that did go a little bit awry.
dan friesen
About what schools are going to become.
Yeah, but I think also, you know, this is something good that's kind of illustrative of this long-standing and consistent and extreme and nonsensical opposition to public schools that has existed in this community.
jordan holmes
Just anything that challenges the legitimacy and not just that perfection of their worldview.
Even if it's just like, hey, maybe don't...
Pull a gun out on a ticket.
Even if it's just that, they're like, schools need to be closed!
dan friesen
We go back to this again, with the opposition to psych meds and stuff being detrimental to their audience retention.
Same thing with...
jordan holmes
Education is detrimental to their audience retention.
dan friesen
A lot of the narratives don't hold up to the experiences that you have with public education.
The people you interact with.
jordan holmes
And not being under the influence of your parents at all times so they can kind of have an eye on you.
Being able to create through a social structure that doesn't include the oppressive religion of your parents being pushed upon you.
dan friesen
That's a big part of it.
jordan holmes
They like to have that control over children.
dan friesen
Anyway, schools are going to be kids in beds being experimented upon.
jordan holmes
Man, that would be almost preferable.
dan friesen
No, it wouldn't, and it's nonsense, but Alex should work on that screenplay.
There's still time, because this has not happened.
jordan holmes
It is not yet passe for that to be in a screenplay.
dan friesen
Was that that movie, The Faculty?
No, they were aliens.
jordan holmes
No, they were aliens.
Come on, Randy Weaver, get out of here.
dan friesen
So this caller calls in.
He's got an interesting story about schools.
I don't know what's going on here, but I found his story interesting.
randy weaver
I picked the kids up one time, and I noticed that they were handing out these spy kits to the kids.
And they're giving them out to them for free, and they call it like a...
What do they call it when you go, and the whole school goes, and they have a big thing, and they all meet up in the cafeteria, and whatever.
alex jones
Yeah, it's a field trip, or an auditorium meeting.
unidentified
They're giving all the kids...
jordan holmes
Good work, man.
...to listen in on people.
Thanks, Dr. Brady.
randy weaver
I thought it was really weird, because they're giving this to kids.
unidentified
They're not giving out books.
randy weaver
They're giving out anything educational.
unidentified
They're giving them spiked...
alex jones
Well, let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
You can go to a children's store.
And you look at the toys, there's whole sections now on spying and Time for Kids, you know, Time Magazine in the school.
How to be a spy, how to spy on your parents.
And I'm actually aware of that.
I didn't know what was going on in preschools.
I knew that they encouraged, again, that's right out of 1984, training them how to be spies.
dan friesen
You notice there when Alex said it's happening in preschools, the guy was trying to correct him that it wasn't a preschool.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
It wasn't a preschool.
dan friesen
So Alex is making up a detail of this guy's story and then not allowing him to correct it by talking over him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, he's going to ruin the story.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
That he has.
dan friesen
Yeah.
alex jones
So what were they telling him to do with the spy kits?
Who provided it?
unidentified
That's the thing.
randy weaver
The school is providing it.
I asked the teachers, and the thing is that we're living in a society where they pretty much promote cowards and idiots.
You know, and just mediocre people who, like, don't even know what they're doing.
jordan holmes
Like, I'll be like, what is this?
Like, what are you trying to do with this?
unidentified
I'll have to teach you.
jordan holmes
Like, well, I didn't really even think about it.
randy weaver
It was just a fun boy, you know?
And I look at on the, and this is the funny thing.
Like, they're not even really hiding it.
You look on there, and who are the kids spying on?
It shows a picture of these two kids, like, working together and spying, like, looking through a fence, and it looks like their neighbor's fence.
jordan holmes
Are you fucking with me right now?
With a little microphone and, like, hearing it.
unidentified
You know what I'm saying?
randy weaver
And, like, they show a little circle in the fence to where you can see who they're spying on.
And it shows this guy in, like, blue jeans and a white shirt and a construction helmet.
jordan holmes
Like, it's a white guy.
randy weaver
And he, like, has his hands up like he's talking to people.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
unidentified
And that's what it shows.
jordan holmes
It shows, like, some, like, construction worker talking to people.
alex jones
All right.
Thanks for the call.
I appreciate it.
unidentified
Dr. Breeding.
What?
dan friesen
I don't know what this is about, but I could see some kind of...
Something being misconstrued.
Like it being an observational exercise or something like that.
Having kids see something and then be able to describe it or something.
I could see that being an educational exercise of some sort.
But also, to the premise of this being anything groundbreaking, isn't it the whole thing from 1930s magazines of spy kits being in the...
Like, invisible ink and all this stuff in the back of the magazine.
There'd be things that would be total rip-offs.
jordan holmes
These are not real x-ray glasses.
Exactly.
I'm gonna tell you this right now, Dan.
dan friesen
Yes!
This is something that's been popular among kids for time immemorial.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it's hard to be like, oh, those 30s adventure stories.
Oh, those kids, they didn't have any supervision!
dan friesen
But that's why there are constant stories about Harriet the Spy or the archetype of little kid detectives.
jordan holmes
Encyclopedia goddamn Brown!
dan friesen
Right.
These things are popular for a reason.
It's because kids gravitate towards that in the same way they...
We like to play a pirate.
jordan holmes
So would it be less of a spy kit?
Would he be happier if they handed out a Hardy Boys novel where they did investigations?
dan friesen
Probably wouldn't even notice.
jordan holmes
He wouldn't notice.
I really thought he said spy kids, though, so I kept thinking it was the Robert Rodriguez movies starring Antonio Banderas, and I was like...
Can you really be that mad at this movie?
dan friesen
I think that timeline might be off.
It might not have come out yet.
jordan holmes
Was that 2006?
Something like that?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Oh boy.
dan friesen
Look.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I also don't know what this guy is talking about because he seems to be saying that they gave them microphones.
And there's no way.
That would be cost prohibitive.
There's no way they're giving microphones to kids.
jordan holmes
They might have given them those old-fashioned song microphones that have the little echoey part in it.
You know, the ones.
dan friesen
Just like the tube?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With the little ice cream cone on top, though.
Did you never have those?
So it's like a little microphone.
dan friesen
Ice cream cone on top?
jordan holmes
You're talking Dreamy Creamy?
I'm not talking Dreamy Creamy.
It's like an old microphone.
It was plastic, and it had the little microphone top on it, and it was hollow inside, and when you spoke into it, the sound would echo in the chamber, and it would come out like it was...
dan friesen
No idea what you're talking about.
jordan holmes
Okay, fine.
dan friesen
Anyway, we have one last clip, and it's Alex saying something that I hope he does not still believe.
He seems not to still believe this, and I think this is shit.
unidentified
Zipraxa, which is the Eli Lilly drug that's been over $4 billion in sales just from that one drug alone in 2003.
Eli Lilly, as we've already talked about, is strongly connected to Bush Sr., Bush Jr., and several of Bush's political appointees and on down the line.
alex jones
$4 billion, one drug for schizophrenia?
I mean, even if schizophrenia is a real disease, which it obviously isn't, how many, I mean, are this many schizophrenics?
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, what?
dan friesen
Yeah, so Alex doesn't believe schizophrenia is real.
jordan holmes
That's a man who's been told he is schizophrenic.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, he now constantly accuses people of being schizophrenic.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He throws it around just as a pejorative for people.
So, yeah, I understand that really what you're trying to do is frame something as, like, these drug companies have created a condition in order to make money off pills or whatever.
I don't think that Alex actually believes that.
I think this is indicative of him just talking shit, and it's something that serves the shit talking that he's doing with Dr. Breeding, and so he's making a claim that he's so irresponsible.
And for his audience, maybe some of them would hear that and be like, yeah, it isn't real.
Maybe some people in his audience have people in their lives who have been diagnosed, or themselves, and hearing something like that, it's not even a real thing, it can be pretty irresponsible, pretty dangerous.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, the thing with that is, once you start cutting away at what is and is not, based on whatever he decides...
Then it's all up for grabs.
If he gets to say, oh, well, schizophrenia is not real just because I get to say it, then he can say that anything is not real.
Any mental illness, that's just not real.
You're just wasting all of your time on that.
dan friesen
Yeah, but you understand that's sort of part and parcel of the position that he's given himself in life, in his profession.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Because Alex is the arbiter of this secret information that he's able to decode from the globalists, he, in essence...
dictate the terms of reality for these people listening.
And the way he does that is so irresponsible.
And the way it manifests in things like this, schizophrenia isn't even real, He feels no responsibility.
To take care of the people that he has put into the position of, like, they get to experience reality through him.
jordan holmes
Totally.
And if you hear that, the only responsible thing to do is, like, literally stop everything and be like, okay, fine.
You don't think schizophrenia is real.
What is real and what is not?
Let's go down the DSM fucking four, and then you can tell me what you accept.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And this Dr. Breeding doesn't even do that.
jordan holmes
He doesn't give a shit.
dan friesen
No, he's not stopping Alex to be like, well...
Look, I understand you have some grievances, but maybe you're going a little far here.
jordan holmes
Let's do something at least a little responsible for once in our lives, you know?
Let's team up for one in the positive column as we allow the one billion served in the negative column to keep going up.
dan friesen
Doesn't happen.
Also, I have no idea where Dr. Breeding is these days.
Certainly, I haven't heard him as a repeat guest.
jordan holmes
Well, he's dead.
The way that man sounds, that man is dead now.
dan friesen
He got attacked by a literal wild cult.
jordan holmes
Sure sounds right.
dan friesen
Ironically.
jordan holmes
Well, he tried to give Randy...
Weaver a ticket.
Didn't go well.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this is interesting.
Oh, also, Dr. Breeding is not necessarily like some kind of a large, popular, important, prevalent doctor.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He's a guy in Austin who Alex is friends with.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So.
jordan holmes
Prestigious.
dan friesen
Prestigious.
jordan holmes
The most prestigious guy in Austin.
dan friesen
One of the top doctors in the world.
jordan holmes
One of the top doctors Alex is friends with.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So.
This episode was, you know, very fortuitous.
I've used that word already.
You know, hearing this interview with Randy Weaver is...
Wild.
Eye-opening in some ways.
jordan holmes
Crazy.
dan friesen
It's a big event in terms of Alex's, like, mythos, you could say.
And so I'm glad that we were able to find it this way as opposed to waiting until we got to 2004.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
In our march through 2003.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I am also glad that much of the myth around Miranda Weaver can easily be dispelled with, I saw a shit ton of UFOs when I was a teen.
dan friesen
He believes in a Zionist-occupied government, he sees UFOs constantly, and he will kill you if you try to give him a ticket.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't think he's your savior.
dan friesen
Yeah, seems to have some problems.
Anyway, happy birthday to the child of...
Boxcar Willie Nelson Mandela effect.
jordan holmes
I really hope that you did not tell him that we did not achieve his birthday gift and you just let it go and hoped against hope.
dan friesen
I did send an apology message that I had missed it.
jordan holmes
Oh no, I'm talking to him.
I'm hoping you didn't tell your son.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
From my understanding, the message did not get to the song.
jordan holmes
Good, good.
So this is going to be even better.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
This is going to be a better birthday present because you're going to know that your dad cares so much about you that he would contact the least reliable podcast in the history of the world.
Did everything right.
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
And then, yeah, we dropped the ball.
jordan holmes
Wrecking ball.
dan friesen
Anyway, happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Happy birthday!
dan friesen
Many more to you.
And we'll be back.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.net.
Go to bed, Jordan.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I hope you all have a wonderful, dreamy, creamy summer.
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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