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#677: May 4, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex responded to the Supreme Court news.  It's part surprising, part not.  Also, Alex discusses a man who was beaten with tuna fins. Citations

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
16:07
d
dan friesen
45:27
j
jordan holmes
22:33
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steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your world.
Knowledge fight.
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan?
dan friesen
Jordan?
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you, sir.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot, my dear boy, is second chances.
laughter Sorry, I wasn't expecting a foghorn leghorn.
unidentified
I'll say, I'll say, I'll say, my bright spot is...
dan friesen
Second chances!
So, a while back, I had been very excited about the release of Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity.
jordan holmes
Oh, you weren't talking about your dating service?
dan friesen
No.
The Dynasty Warriors-style game with the Legend of Zelda characters.
I'm notoriously a big fan of Hyrule Warriors, the original one.
jordan holmes
It's your style.
dan friesen
And I was strongly disappointed by Age of Calamity.
Oh, no!
That was when it was released, and I played it for a little bit, and then I put it down, because I was like, God, this isn't scratching the itch I want it to scratch.
jordan holmes
It's not right.
dan friesen
And I gave it some thought, and I decided, let's see if that's as bad as I thought it was.
And I went back to play a little bit of it, and I've been enjoying it.
So, my bright spot is that there's a...
Fair amount of fun gameplay in there that I did not give a fair shake to.
jordan holmes
Fantastic.
dan friesen
And I've dug it out of the mine.
jordan holmes
I like this bright spot.
We're trading off similar bright spots here.
For me, it's not second chances.
For me, it's my 45th or 6th chance.
dan friesen
I'll say.
jordan holmes
You know, I've talked about the Games Down Quick in the past.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Well, there was a recent one done by the organizers of Games Down Quick, but it was all women, called Frame Fatale, I think, or whatever it is.
And it was incredibly inclusive.
Like, super, it was great.
It was fantastic.
And so, somebody was playing Final Fantasy Tactics, my friend.
And I had to pick it back up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because this is my 47th or 48th playthrough.
I'm on 50 or 60 playthroughs.
dan friesen
Completed playthroughs or just abandoned?
jordan holmes
This is, it is one of the greatest games.
And here's what's going to happen.
Whenever you bring up a game like this, it's like when you bring up The Wire or something.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Everybody who knows, like everybody in the internet is going to go like, oh man, Final Fantasy Tactics is great.
And then somebody's going to go like, I've never played it.
And everybody's going to pile on like, what are you?
dan friesen
I'll see you in a week.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
It's fantastic.
dan friesen
Obscure references thrown at you.
It's amazing.
That game for me, I think, might be...
I don't know.
I'm trying to think of what have I played an excessive amount of times.
And I think it's got to be one of the Pikmin games.
jordan holmes
Yeah?
You think so?
dan friesen
I've played those a lot.
I've beaten them and played them through...
I don't know why.
That game is very charming for me.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then maybe Eternal Darkness.
I haven't played that in years and years, but I definitely beat it.
A lot of times.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, it's one of those games, nobody, you know, you've played tactics games before, you know, like...
dan friesen
Maybe.
I don't know what it means.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's like a board structure, you know, like there's a combat situation.
dan friesen
Like civilization?
jordan holmes
Where, a little bit like that, but not hexagonal.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
It's regular.
Regular.
It's square.
Rectangular.
dan friesen
Does it play out like a RPG, like a standard RPG kind of?
jordan holmes
There are turns.
It plays out more like a chess game.
You have these characters who can move in certain ways and do certain things, and then you have an enemy that can do the same or different, and then you figure out a way to get through it.
dan friesen
It's like Risk.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit like that.
I mean, it's hard to explain, but...
I have talked to people who have never played another game similar to this at all who love it.
It's the only type.
dan friesen
It doesn't sound wildly familiar to me, the style.
I may give it a try at some point, see if I can get absorbed into your nonsense world.
jordan holmes
You'll see.
dan friesen
All right.
Well, I need anything to absorb me from this nonsense world.
Hey, how you doing?
unidentified
Ooh, nice.
dan friesen
So we had every intention of doing a Wednesday episode.
Sneak on that snake.
jordan holmes
We were fucking raring to go.
dan friesen
Well, especially, I mean, given the last couple modern day episodes, there was something worth paying attention to that was, we're all gonna die, goodbye, my dear friends.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Smash cut to, you got a million dollars.
unidentified
I got a million dollars!
dan friesen
And now you will all die.
unidentified
My enemies will be crushed under God's boot.
dan friesen
It was a troubling...
jordan holmes
Yeah, who dies in the apocalypse is very dependent on who has a million or not a million dollars at any given point in time.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so I checked in on Monday, and the show wasn't really anything interesting.
It was kind of snooze.
Sure.
And so for Wednesday, I was thinking, you know, try and get a Wacky Wednesday together or do a 2003 episode.
And then, of course...
What happened?
jordan holmes
Someone read the news in six weeks.
I don't know.
dan friesen
You might want to sit down.
jordan holmes
I might need to.
dan friesen
The, you know, the Supreme Court released that, or I guess they didn't release it.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
They strongly did not release it.
dan friesen
The draft opinion about overturning Roe v.
Wade.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Which is some bullshit.
jordan holmes
I mean, listen, it's 2022, and I want my legal opinions to reference people who've burned witches.
That's what I want.
I want to make sure that...
We keep a continuity between the past and the present.
dan friesen
U.S. vs.
Goody Proctor.
I don't think Goody Proctor was somebody who burned the witch.
I think he might have been one of the people who got...
jordan holmes
She was the person who got...
dan friesen
Who am I thinking of?
Corey.
Giles Corey.
No, he was a guy who got crushed.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
I go right back to Witchfinder General in Britain in, like, the 1700s.
I got nothing, yeah.
dan friesen
So, it's bad times.
And, you know, obviously, I'm curious to see what Alex thinks about that.
And so, Wednesday...
What we were going to do for that was because the news broke Monday evening.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
We were going to cover Tuesday's show for Wednesday, which we would have recorded on Tuesday.
jordan holmes
Immediately.
Turned it around instantaneously.
dan friesen
It would have been a real hassle.
jordan holmes
It would have been work.
dan friesen
But it would have been worth it.
Unfortunately, Owen Schroer was in studio.
jordan holmes
So who gives a fuck?
Right.
dan friesen
But it did, I gotta say, you know, watching a little bit of that and seeing some of the responses on social media and seeing some of the, you know, video titles and posting on Infowars, I would be lying if I said it didn't sort of trigger some of that stuff from election night.
unidentified
2017, whenever they were laughing and...
jordan holmes
Yeah, the election night.
dan friesen
laughing at people who were sincerely worried about being in danger because of rights being taken.
Right.
unidentified
And, you know, obviously it wasn't as impactful and severe as that shock that evening, perhaps that image, but there were shades of it, and it kind of made me a little bit grossed out.
jordan holmes
It's tough to exist in a space where you know that somebody just handed down a death sentence as sure and as certain as if they pulled a fucking gun, but...
You know, it's not going to happen right away, so you don't know who it is.
And so you don't worry about it.
Sure.
dan friesen
And then even on top of that, you have the ominous portent of various other Supreme Court decisions that could be eroded very easily.
And, you know, it's a bummer.
And I think that's putting it way too lightly.
And I don't know if I have some of the correct words necessarily to describe the response.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Genociders?
dan friesen
So Alex got back into studio on Wednesday, and so we're going to go over his response here.
Some of it, I don't think you'll be able to predict.
Some of it, quite predictable.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would imagine that is the way to go.
dan friesen
One thing I've got to give it up to him for, I guess.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope, not doing that.
dan friesen
No, but I was kind of surprised, and I'm just going to tell you in advance.
He's not really all that focused on who leaked the decision.
jordan holmes
Good for him!
dan friesen
That's the main right-wing talking point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the right-wing's whole thing.
Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, listen, listen, this is the most unpopular thing we're ever going to do today.
dan friesen
But look over here.
jordan holmes
But, I mean, how could they leak it?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
How?
dan friesen
It's worse than January 6th.
unidentified
Oh, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to us.
dan friesen
At least, you know, I get what you're saying about you don't have to give it up for him, and I agree.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
But it is surprising to me that he didn't just jump on that.
It's very easy.
You could yell about that for a while.
The sanctity of the court and all that nonsense.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
But yeah, that doesn't really factor in too heavily.
But we'll see what does in a moment.
But first, we've got to say hello to some new wons.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Spencer and Chris get on disc.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, this might be Cockney rhyming slang.
Owen Schroyer's broken lawyer.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you.
jordan holmes
That's just called a better call Saul.
dan friesen
Next, John from downtown Canada.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, John!
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Jared Walsh is an all-star.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Stevie P and Ginny T sitting in a tree.
K-A-S-S-I-N-G.
I screwed up the rhyme structure of that.
jordan holmes
No, you did great.
dan friesen
No, policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you very much.
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Alex Jones is a globalist.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, Andy in Kansas sounds a lot like Ambien Candy.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And I started listening while applying to public health grad schools.
Now I'm an actual health department policy wonk.
Thank you so much.
You are a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
unidentified
Thank you!
dan friesen
All right.
So we start off here at the beginning of Alex's show, and here is what he has got going on.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
The right of a woman to kill her child is abortion.
Biden says the quiet part out loud.
But more and more, people like Gloria Steinem of the Central Intelligence Agency on record...
Wear shirts saying, I had an abortion and I'll do it again.
And they talk about how they like it and how it made them feel good and how it empowers them to kill their child.
This is not a minority of these leftist women.
This is the majority of them have been basically endowed with the satanic spirit of when they aborted their baby because they were lied to that it wasn't a human.
Instead of having the Holy Spirit soften their heart and repent of it and say, I'm not going to be part of this anymore.
They said, no!
I'm glad I did it.
And you see the leftist ideology now becoming purely satanic because its roots were always satanic.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
The left wing's always been satanic, man.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's so refreshing to see a voice who's above the left-right paradigm, man.
jordan holmes
You know, in his entire career, he has been, too.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Straight shooting all the way.
jordan holmes
The whole time, just wanted to make sure everybody knew that he's above the left-right paradigm.
dan friesen
Also, Biden didn't say that shit.
jordan holmes
No, of course he fucked!
dan friesen
It's a little weird, though, but there's something kind of simple about Alex's position that I can appreciate on one level.
His opposition to reproductive health care is so clearly not based in rationality or a political position.
It's purely a product of religious zealotry.
There is no responsibility to argue with a position like the one he holds because there's literally nothing you can say that would dissuade him from thinking that you're just Satan trying to seduce him away from righteousness.
jordan holmes
Real world people get hurt.
Ah, you're Satan.
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
I suspect that a lot of people on his side hold similar positions, but they pretend that they're driven by some kind of political belief to gain the appearance of respectability and trick people into thinking that there's a point in arguing with them.
And with Alex, there is no point.
It's very clear.
It's just, I have wacky fundamentalist religious ideas about this, and I will not be swayed.
jordan holmes
Dan, I mean, it's almost like...
I'm going to follow this up, and this is going to sound crazy to me, but in 2022, I think there are only bad faith conversations about abortion if they aren't, I'm using it to hurt women, or I'm using it because I believe God makes me want to do that.
There is no other conversation.
dan friesen
I mean, look, I obviously...
I don't really believe that this is entirely even honest, because I don't believe Alex is fully capable of that.
Exactly!
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's not even that religious!
dan friesen
I don't think it's fully good faith, but it is clearly an indication of a dead end.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so, like, you know, there's no point.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
This is your belief.
I find it abhorrent.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
You're a monster.
dan friesen
So Alex discusses his experience with abortion, and as we know from listening to the show, as much as we have, Alex has paid for at least ten, maybe more.
jordan holmes
So here's what he's gonna do.
Oh, I can see this clearly.
So what he's gonna do is he's gonna wrestle with his current life now, and if abortion were illegal whenever he wanted to get them.
So his life, he would never have made it to the position No, instead, actually, conversely, what he tends to do, and I've heard this on a number of occasions, is because he was able to access these reproductive health choices, he now has the luxury of being able to romanticize the idea of what if these kids were alive?
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
You know, what if I did have 14 children?
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
He'd be a long-haul trucker.
dan friesen
He gets to play that game because he did get the benefit of these policies that he is so against.
jordan holmes
I think you might have actually argued me all the way to the side of being like, if Alex had not been able to get abortions, we wouldn't have had Alex and we would have had another long-haul trucker.
dan friesen
Well, I think that doesn't justify anything.
It's a bad argument.
alex jones
It is.
dan friesen
So here's Alex talking about how he got off the abortion wagon, let's say.
alex jones
I was touched by the Holy Spirit when I was about 18, 19 and had nightmares about it and really was upset and said, I'm not going to sit there and just shell out 300 bucks every time I get a chick pregnant.
Because even if I wore a condom and stuff, back then I was so fertile I could look at a woman and get them pregnant.
jordan holmes
That's how science works!
alex jones
I mean, I still am.
I'm 48 years old.
But the point is that...
My dad confronted me when I was about 17. I was about to move out of the house and I needed money.
He goes, oh, you need 300 bucks again.
Let me guess.
You're killing another one of my grandchildren.
He said, you need to stop it.
Real proud of you, Dad.
Stop killing my grandchildren.
I appreciate it.
You can grab my arm really intensely.
I set that off in my soul and my mind that what I'd done was wrong.
dan friesen
Okay, this is...
jordan holmes
That deserves an award.
unidentified
That's just fucked up.
dan friesen
This is so fucked up.
jordan holmes
Can we not, like, this is the type of short clip that reveals all of the things that they assume are just acceptable.
Like, we don't need to worry about things.
You know, like, my dad was like, hey, I need some money, so my dad was going to give me money.
At no point in time is he like, well, what if my dad didn't give me money?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
What if he didn't have that money to give me?
At no point does that occur to him.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Doesn't matter.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I also just think that this belies like a really...
I mean, it's pretty fucked up.
The dynamics here he's describing are just like...
Yeah, right.
You clearly have a lot more feelings about this that have nothing to do with the policy of reproductive health care that maybe you should unpack in a therapeutic setting instead of drinking them away.
Maybe the world would be a better place and you would stop seeing demons everywhere if you took care of yourself.
jordan holmes
If you really engage with what he just said as a thing that's true...
Man, I don't want to pull that thread.
There's some darker shit behind that.
dan friesen
Of course, but that's for a therapist to deal with.
jordan holmes
I know, right?
dan friesen
Unfortunately, he'd probably start talking about it on air, then we'd have to cover it.
jordan holmes
He can't go to therapy, because then he'd be like, my therapist said, after I told him about this, oh, we'd be fucked.
dan friesen
Yeah, at a certain point, that would be too much for us.
unidentified
No, we can't handle it.
dan friesen
Jump over to, uh...
I don't know.
jordan holmes
The Home Shopping Network?
dan friesen
Sure.
So, Alex gets back to that clip of Biden that he mentioned, where he said, killing your baby is abortion.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
He has not heard this clip.
jordan holmes
That's a surprise!
dan friesen
Yeah, and so he sets it up as if it is Biden saying, killing your...
jordan holmes
Which he didn't do.
dan friesen
But unfortunately, yeah.
alex jones
And so let's go to a few of these clips.
Here is Biden saying the quiet part out loud, and this is really hurting them bad, where he says, build a shared for yourself.
unidentified
Well, the idea that we're going to make a judgment that is going to say that no one can make the judgment to choose to abort a child based on a decision by the Supreme Court, I think goes way overboard.
jordan holmes
What a hero.
alex jones
So you heard it right there, ladies and gentlemen.
The quote.
The decision to abort a child.
The decision to abort is actually murder.
jordan holmes
That is not the quote.
alex jones
Unsurprisingly, he says the decision to abort is the decision to abort a child is the quote.
unidentified
Wow.
alex jones
There's some leftists.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's jump to some leftists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, let's switch it.
Let's get off this subject.
dan friesen
That was a little fumbly there.
Now, here's what's going on, is that the quiet part loud issue that he's reading in headlines refers to Biden referring to this as a child.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Not the killing part.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Alex has misinterpreted this headline, and he's overselling it like you should kill your kids.
jordan holmes
No, it's that Biden called a fetus a child.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
And Alex has fumbled this so badly that...
This is how it comes out.
jordan holmes
Also, every time Alex says the quiet part loud, he owes me five dollars.
unidentified
True.
jordan holmes
That is true.
dan friesen
It's trademarked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex has some shocking news to report.
alex jones
More than ten states, like California and New York, have laws to kill babies up to after they're born.
When?
What time?
jordan holmes
A week?
alex jones
Two weeks?
That was wide ranging.
jordan holmes
That's covered all of the people.
dan friesen
Name those 10 plus states.
Show me the bills or shut the fuck up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no shit.
dan friesen
This is ridiculous.
Fuck off.
I would take as much offense, I believe, if someone whose political beliefs I agreed with...
Spoke this loosely about issues that mattered.
jordan holmes
Absurd.
Yes.
Even if they were theoretically right, you know, like, oh, okay, abortion being legal is an overwhelmingly popular concept.
I'll tell you that because 6,000 states have signed it into a constitutional amendment.
Fuck off.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's irresponsible and presenting a fictional world for his audience to be very afraid of.
Now, Alex makes some statements about the choice to abort pregnancy.
jordan holmes
Sure.
It's a woman's own and he has no...
dan friesen
Well, it's between a person and God.
jordan holmes
I was not expecting God to be involved.
dan friesen
Nope.
alex jones
And I believe that everything is between God and man.
God and humans.
God and woman.
And you know if a woman wants to go to some killer and have her baby killed, that's between you and God.
And the Supreme Court's about to rule that under the federalist system, it's up to the states.
And I agree with that.
But it's not enough for Democrats.
They want to be able to go anywhere they want and have them anytime.
And they're the same people that want to kill as many children as they can, want to euthanize the old people, and they also want to access...
To your children and make them wear masks, make them take deadly shots, and brainwash them into lifestyles where they won't be happy or healthy or part of a nuclear family.
dan friesen
Seems to be suggesting that people have destination abortions.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, I mean, okay, so in a lot of states, in order to get married, you have to go to a judge, you have to get a license.
But in Nevada, you can just, you know, it's the same thing.
dan friesen
I think that's a little bizarre.
But also, this is bullshit, what Alex is saying.
He doesn't believe that this is an issue that should be decided by the state.
That's nonsense.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
If he believes that everything is between a person and God, then he shouldn't give a single shit what laws exist that protect access to reproductive care.
Because guess what?
It doesn't involve him at all.
It's between that person and God.
jordan holmes
Doesn't God give you free will, too?
dan friesen
And if he thinks they're damned, then who cares?
It doesn't involve you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Alex believes that we all maybe deserve to die in some kind of an extinction-level event because...
Society is so evil and allows abortion, so he can just cut out this act where he's pretending that he has some kind of tolerant position.
It's tacky, cowardly, and dishonest, and they don't have time for it.
Also, that part at the end there should be a decent indication of what's to come and where the rhetoric is going.
This part about kids being happy and healthy and part of a nuclear family...
That should ring off loud alarm bells that the next goal is obviously going to be rolling back protections for the LGBTQ folk, and it would be pretty naive to imagine that's where things are going to stop.
jordan holmes
It's absurd.
dan friesen
Ultimately, people in Alex's philosophical community don't believe in the Civil Rights Act or the Voting Rights Act.
Literally, I mean, I'm not saying that this is exactly what's going to happen, but I think a lot that we took for granted is on the table in terms of being under threat.
Yeah.
In coming times.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, who could have seen this coming?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, it's scary, but I don't want to get into a place of catastrophizing, you know?
But I think it's smart to not also take for granted that...
Things are settled law, as people like to say.
jordan holmes
You know, this is a thing, though, where it's like, shit's gonna get weird fast.
And then it's gonna get bad.
And there's really not much anybody can do to stop it after this.
dan friesen
It feels like it may.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just, you know, it's almost fucking Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost.
You know, there's a giant fucking stone roll and you gotta run.
That's it.
dan friesen
So Alex gets to some news, I think.
alex jones
But I've got some really important news.
We're going to get to continuing on this front.
MSNBC talking head labels, founding fathers, racist, misogynist, jerk faces.
We've got that.
Coming up next segment, Tucker Carlson reminds America that its current president voted against Roe v.
Wade.
Oh, that's how long Biden's been around.
dan friesen
That's great that Tucker reminded people of Biden's past vote.
The New York Times reminded people of it in 2019 before he was elected.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Yes, that's what you expect from the evil, liberal mainstream media.
If you want the nuanced explanation for this, it's that Biden comes from a Catholic background, and his initial belief was that Roe vs.
Wade, that decision was the court going too far.
In 1982, about nine years into his time in Congress, a constitutional amendment was proposed to allow states to overturn the ruling, and Biden voted for it while it was in committee.
He said at the time, quote, I'm probably a victim or a product, however you want to phrase it, of my background, calling it, quote, the single most difficult vote I've cast as a US senator.
Here's the thing, though.
That bill never made it to the full Senate, and it never came to a formal vote itself.
The next year, an identical bill was proposed, and Biden voted against it.
This isn't the gotcha that Alex and Tucker are pretending it is, and the hot and cold history Biden has with abortion rights is something that's been widely discussed in all sorts of outlets for quite a while.
The only way this could seem like Tucker making a novel point is if you just have no familiarity with Biden except as the cartoon character that the right-wing media has presented him as.
You're telling on yourself when you think that this is shocking.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is amazing to me that Tucker is pulling that out like, see, whenever literally all of us are like, yeah, that's why we fucking hated that guy in the first fucking place.
dan friesen
That's one of the reasons why there's some hesitancy around him or some reluctance.
unidentified
Yeah, that's why it took a lot of bullshit.
dan friesen
So, there's a Spider-Man on the loose.
jordan holmes
Which one?
dan friesen
It's not Miles Morales.
jordan holmes
Not Miles Morales?
He's my favorite.
Peter B. Parker?
That one's...
He's great.
dan friesen
It's not Peter Porker.
jordan holmes
It's not Peter...
Oh, John Mulaney would have been a great Spider-Pig.
dan friesen
It's not the Nick Cage one.
It's a guy who climbed a tower in San Francisco to protest stuff.
jordan holmes
Ah, he's a good dude.
alex jones
Wow, we'll cover this when we come back, too.
Pro-life Spider-Man.
Free climbs, second tallest, California, California, Tower in California in protest of abortion.
Scale the 60 plus story building freehand.
And he got arrested.
And a lot of folks on Twitter made the point, wow, he finally found something you can get arrested for in San Francisco.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
In San Francisco, if you shoot a white person, You will not even be charged now.
jordan holmes
Damn.
alex jones
There was a few years ago they shot that poor woman, the Hispanic guy did, in the back because she was white.
And the white jury led him off saying, well, you're Hispanic.
That's how psychotic they are there.
But don't worry, he's been arrested, folks, for bringing attention to saving the children.
dan friesen
Wow.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
God, I feel like that one's on our 03 episodes.
dan friesen
It shows how much Alex actually cares about that story, that he can't even remember that the woman he's using to stoke racial hatred was named Kate Steinle.
He doesn't even remember because he doesn't give a shit about her, except as a prop that he can use to foment white fear.
Also, short refresher in case you haven't heard those episodes from way back.
I think it was like 2015.
jordan holmes
I mean, absurd.
dan friesen
Short refresher here.
She wasn't shot in the back because she was white.
A man who happened to be an undocumented immigrant picked up something covered in a rag, which turned out to be a gun.
Unintentionally, the gun discharged and a bullet ricocheted and ended up hitting him.
Yeah, it's a risk.
jordan holmes
You gotta do it.
dan friesen
He was arrested last year for scaling a hotel in Vegas protesting COVID restrictions.
But his charges were dropped, and now he got a couple misdemeanors for this stunt.
But I'd bet anything that these get dropped to.
They're minor shitless.
I mean, let me put it this way.
jordan holmes
Ideologically speaking, I'm above the left-right paradigm here, okay?
dan friesen
When you were saying ideologically speaking, you put your palms forward in a way that I thought you were trying to stick onto a building.
jordan holmes
No, no, I'm gonna Spider-Man lay up this metaphor.
dan friesen
I thought you had suction cups on your hands.
jordan holmes
I mean, listen, if you're gonna try and use climbing a building in protest as a way to make money...
You market that to the right.
Okay?
dan friesen
And you should probably get, like, sponsors to get on your back.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
You know, like the celebrity boxing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
The left is gonna be like, get down.
Get down from there.
Stop it.
unidentified
This is silly.
dan friesen
I don't think that's entirely true because people on the other side of the aisle do get arrested for this and have.
Like Patricia Okumu, who climbed the Statue of Liberty in protest a couple years back about family separation.
I remember.
The right-wing media doesn't cover stories like that, though, except for, like...
Some sort of outrage immediately, and then when the attention dies down, they don't follow up and see that they got arrested.
So Alex just doesn't know that that happened, and he assumes that liberals just get away with everything.
jordan holmes
Right, but when they climb the...
They didn't ask for a million dollars.
dan friesen
No, that's true.
That is a fair point.
jordan holmes
Do you see there's a difference?
dan friesen
But ballooning out from there, zooming out, larger picture, Alex is really dumb.
And he's a huge racist.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So we can just sort of bank on those as being fairly consistent.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
But you know who's also dumb and racist?
jordan holmes
God, so many people these days.
unidentified
Trump.
dan friesen
And he has some thoughts about the midterms and candidates and who he likes.
alex jones
The people that support Trump are the very best in the world.
And the movement is excellent.
And Trump's getting a lot of good nationalists and populists elected all over the country.
And he's not perfect, but they hate him because they know he's effective at energizing the populist awakening.
Listen to this.
Clean sweep.
All 22 Trump-backed candidates win primaries in Ohio and Indiana.
All 22. He's endorsed close to 1,000 candidates and two have lost.
jordan holmes
1,000 candidates.
alex jones
Track record.
And it scares them.
dan friesen
That's such shit.
jordan holmes
Terrifies them.
dan friesen
So what Alex is conveniently not mentioning about these 22 candidates that Trump endorsed who won their primaries is that only four of them weren't incumbents.
That makes a little bit of a difference in terms of having such a great batting average.
The incumbency bias is really high.
Trump actually does, though.
He does have a pretty good record with endorsements.
But this hidden dynamic does come up, like this incumbency thing.
For instance, he supported 149 candidates in the 2020 House elections and...
116 of them won.
Of all of them that he got wrong, only two were incumbents, and his record with backing challengers was less impressive than the overall number.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
So it'd be like if somebody was regularly picking the Globetrotters.
Right.
You're crushing it.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, to some extent.
I mean, like, if the Globetrotters did occasionally lose.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Rarely, but occasionally.
jordan holmes
The Washington Generals have their nights, okay?
They get hot from three.
dan friesen
Can you imagine being there the night they win?
jordan holmes
Oh my god, they just can't miss.
dan friesen
I now feel like they must have won some...
jordan holmes
I mean, it'd be like if in medieval times the wrong knight accidentally took the other guy down and everybody just stopped and was like, ooh, uh-oh.
dan friesen
The villain wins in medieval times?
That would be a bummer.
jordan holmes
This is a real bummer.
dan friesen
Actually, it wouldn't matter.
jordan holmes
No, I would be happy anyway.
dan friesen
So similarly, though, to this, Trump backed 23 candidates for the Senate in 2020, and 18 of them won.
Only one of these people was running a challenge against an incumbent senator, and every other challenge candidate that Trump backed lost.
He's not good at picking people who aren't already in office, is what I'm saying.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Because the people who he picks who aren't already in office are insane lunatics who couldn't win an election.
dan friesen
I think the only senator who wasn't an incumbent that he chose who won in 2020 was Tommy Tuberville.
Right, right.
jordan holmes
And that guy's insane!
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
But, you know.
Hey, it happens sometimes.
jordan holmes
Listen, if you coach a college football team and make sure that you get the most out of your child slaves, then you're gonna be in the government sooner or later.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex has some news about Austin Elementary Schools.
This is shocking if true.
And it's not true.
So it's not shocking.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
It's kind of shocking to hear him say, though, I guess.
alex jones
The LBGTQPXYZ, LMNOPQRSXUT.
unidentified
I mean, what about the LGBT students?
alex jones
You know what goes on in Austin at the middle schools and high schools, elementaries?
They tell them, you identify as LGBT, don't you?
Here's a lollipop.
When they do, they pat them on the head and let them have extra recess time.
And they're organized into after-school clubs and everything else, literally into a sexual orientation and a sexual lifestyle.
Imagine if they had the mud wrestling team for five-year-olds, or the oil wrestling, or hey, you're part of the wet t-shirt contest group, and you're training to wear wet t-shirts contest.
You'd say, that's pedophilia.
That's sexualization of children.
But if it's LGBT, then it's like, oh, absolutely.
Let's go confuse these kids that are highly influenceable with their leaders, with their teachers, and then let's induct them into this lifestyle.
dan friesen
I think that he's sounding a little confused.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I like that it started with, like, this is happening in high schools, and then it's a lollipop and extra recess.
jordan holmes
I mean, what is happening?
Do you know what they're doing in middle schools?
Do you know what they're doing?
They're giving people a lollipop and extra recess in between geometry classes.
What are we doing?
What is happening?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I mean, he's just making shit up in order to demonize the people he wants to demonize and push for the bigoted positions that he holds.
jordan holmes
That's it.
As humans, we're never not going to go through a fucking...
Satanic panic or a witch hunt or something.
We've got to have two.
Yeah, we've had how many?
dan friesen
Yeah, well, two big ones in our life so far.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
We're going to have another one, and it's so predictable and boring, and then I'm going to have to look at people I know and be like, you're fucking predictable and boring.
This is brutal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's awful.
dan friesen
It is a little sad.
jordan holmes
You should be ashamed of yourself if you fall for it again.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I think someone like Alex would just make the argument that, like, I didn't fall for it.
unidentified
It never went away.
dan friesen
I was right.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yeah.
Now that it's back, you agree with me.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
So, look, this is a, you know, he's talking more about the schools here, and he's like, this isn't, the big talking point, I guess, with all these right-wing dickholes is the...
It's grooming.
You know, the grooming rhetoric.
jordan holmes
They learned a word, and now they're obsessed with it.
dan friesen
Yeah, the entire...
I mean, it's incredibly dangerous, and they're putting a lot of people in danger with this kind of rhetoric, and I think it's abhorrent, and I hate them for it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we should teach the right fewer words or more words.
dan friesen
Alex, much like he is not saying that the leak is the important part about the Supreme Court thing...
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's not jumping on the grooming bandwagon.
jordan holmes
Great!
dan friesen
Although he has already in the past.
jordan holmes
He's been a big fan of it.
dan friesen
And although now he's just actually making it worse.
unidentified
Ooh.
alex jones
Yeah, 4,000% increase in the last decade in kids identifying as trans, but nobody is grooming the children.
They're not grooming them, they're forcing them the hell into it.
This is a cult of depopulation taking over.
And when you look at the cult, they all look like they've had their soul sucked out of them.
I don't care if they're black, white, what color they are.
They all look like hell.
We don't want to have our children anywhere near this.
And if you let your children anywhere near the public schools, you are insane.
dan friesen
That 4,000 number, the 4,000% number, that's dicey at best.
And Alex would be hard-pressed to back that up.
Past a 2018 story about something in the UK and some vague surveys.
That being said, there are increases to the population that identifies as trans as well as gay, lesbian, bisexual, and non-binary.
If Alex wants to say it's 4,000% as an increase over some unspecified amount of time, fine.
I'll stipulate that for the sake of argument.
My issue really comes in when he says that it has something to do with the schools or their influence because...
of the world.
If it had something to do with our public education system, you'd expect to see that phenomenon being more localized as opposed to, you know, fairly all over the place.
Based on that, you should maybe seek out another explanation for it.
Maybe.
unidentified
I would suggest that a better explanation is that the number of actual LGBTQ folk...
dan friesen
Hasn't really gone up all that much, but the general vibe of most of the population has become accepting enough that people can feel comfortable to be open about themselves.
That probably doesn't have full explanatory power, but it's way more likely than this bullshit that Alex is throwing around a bunch of nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I think what's fun about Alex is that...
The more he talks, and the more the world gets worse, the more I think that his extreme characterizations of what the left wants are actually good ideas.
Like, maybe we should get rid of the idea of mother and father, and have children taught as a group of people.
dan friesen
Oh no, he's got you.
jordan holmes
They're taught together by a cooperative of people who all care equally about these children.
Instead of, say, somebody being like, my kid is more important, so your trans kid should die, and I'm gonna...
Fuck over millions of people so your child dies.
dan friesen
All right, Purple Penguin.
jordan holmes
That's all I'm saying.
Maybe Alex is right.
I mean, maybe that's what we've been wrong about the whole time.
Alex has been right about telling us what we should be doing to the right wing.
dan friesen
So his show is satire.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
It's teaching the left how much we're cowards.
dan friesen
Thank you, Alex.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Alex!
You did it, buddy!
Now I am gonna get rid of mother and father.
dan friesen
Purple penguins.
So, this next clip I thought was pretty exciting because Alex hasn't read a story.
He's seen a headline and he's cold reading and he accidentally reports that someone was beaten with tuna fins.
Which I thought was really...
jordan holmes
Wait, somebody with fins was beaten?
unidentified
Someone used tuna fins to beat somebody with?
dan friesen
I was like, oh, sweet.
jordan holmes
That's a good story.
alex jones
Baby torture taken hostage and battered with tuna fins after leaving son without legs.
Fellow inmates took him hostage and threatened to chop off his legs once they knew what he'd done.
Yeah, the inmates know what to do, but not the liberals.
Well, they'd have him there for drag queen.
Story time.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
Alex loves that Constitution, man.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
He sure loves the Eighth Amendment, the cruel and unusual punishment.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
He just loves prison justice, which is in the Constitution and really celebrated by our founding fathers.
jordan holmes
Why would you have prisons if you didn't want the prisoners to mete out their own form of uncontrollable justice?
dan friesen
Right, and it's clearly something that Alex supports.
jordan holmes
Yeah, obviously.
dan friesen
It's pretty gross.
So it doesn't really matter because the story he's talking about is from the UK, where a man named Tony Smith was beaten in jail.
They beat him with tuna cans.
jordan holmes
Tuna tins.
dan friesen
Tins.
jordan holmes
Tins.
dan friesen
There were tuna cans in socks.
But this wasn't a situation where they were attacking him because they knew he was there for beating his child.
It also happened in 2018.
Also, there have been some details here that Alex is missing.
The first thing is that these two men that beat Smith didn't begin the attack because of his crime.
They took him hostage in a cell attempting to force the jail to transfer them to another wing because they didn't want to be in this one because it was...
Not good.
jordan holmes
It was the type of place where you would take somebody hostage to try and get out of it.
Yes.
dan friesen
There are some indications that in the process they learned of his crime and probably went harder on him because of it.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This was a prison beating of opportunity, not the jailhouse justice Alex is fantasizing about it being.
jordan holmes
I mean, birds, stones, I get it.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
Also, it totally happened four years ago, and for some reason, Alex is reporting it as if it's a current relevant story.
dan friesen
In reality, the only relevant news aspect of this is that there was a pretty long delay in sentencing the two men who beat Smith, and that just happened recently.
This has also led to a conversation about how Smith might be eligible for government compensation because the state has a duty to protect him while he's in their custody, so this may end up costing UK taxpayers even more.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's...
More reasonable.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
As a justice system.
dan friesen
There's a lot of tangled threads here, but what's important is that Alex loves this story because it makes him feel good to imagine violence being enacted on people he doesn't like.
It's somewhat understandable to think that someone who abuses their child deserves whatever comes to them, but it strikes me as kind of sad when that's the beginning and ending of Alex's analysis.
It's really shallow and it's just kind of built out of anger feeling good to him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, there is a certain...
And I'm going to throw this out there.
Like, if you want to build a society, especially one that functions, maybe you don't put people whose...
First and initial reaction is the only one they care about, and then forget about it later on.
So, like, for instance, if you're building a society, you're like, maybe we should protect people even if we incarcerate them, because perhaps one day we will be incarcerated.
dan friesen
And you know what?
The justice system isn't perfect.
There's some people who are going to be innocent in there.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
We need to protect them, because, again, perhaps any one of us could have this happen to us, instead of being like, that guy bad, kill!
Maybe that's not going to work.
dan friesen
Long term.
That's the constitutional Infowars way of dealing with it.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So Alex, you know, you got a million in Bitcoin.
jordan holmes
I don't know if you got two million.
dan friesen
I don't know if you heard.
jordan holmes
I believe I already got another million.
dan friesen
From the same guy.
jordan holmes
Do you know how many millions of anything I've ever received?
unidentified
Zero.
None!
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, Alex feels the need to talk about this.
But also, the left is pretty bad.
jordan holmes
Oh, the left is evil.
alex jones
I wanted to before I forget.
This reminds listeners of something.
And the corporate media spends this all day.
We were given a $1 million, roughly, Bitcoin donation a week ago.
I came on air and said we just got a big donation.
So we've gone from being 40% behind to about 65%, 70% being covered.
When we get to 100% of what we need, we're now in the black.
And that's what I'm explaining as we're treading water.
And the media all spun that like it was some secret and it was evil.
You're not allowed to take Bitcoin.
You're not allowed to sell product.
You're not allowed to be on air.
Everything we do is evil, evil, evil when they're the ones that are saying they want to kill babies after they're born.
They're the ones promoting pedophilia.
They're the bad guys.
But everything we do is evil and terrible and even being masculine is bad.
And the American Psychological Association says that masculinity is evil.
It is mental illness.
No, that's mental illness.
Saying a woman can be a man, a man can be a woman, or saying a man can have a baby.
It's all a fraud, ladies and gentlemen, we know that.
dan friesen
You seem a little defensive about the million dollar bill.
jordan holmes
I'm starting to think that maybe.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
He's a little bit like, I might not have deserved this.
dan friesen
And I might not have wanted people to know about that because it's sketchy.
jordan holmes
It is real bad that people know about how evil my financing is.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, certainly it has some issues when you present yourself as like, I rely on you.
jordan holmes
A man of the people.
dan friesen
You out there with your $10 donations.
You know, same kind of disillusioning thing if you have like...
Someone who's running for office.
And it's like, I only take small donations.
And then you find out that they have taken a flood of...
jordan holmes
Hey, Alex, quick question.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
If you got friends who can drop millions on you at a moment's notice, why am I buying your shit?
dan friesen
Right.
Yeah.
And I think he actually does wrestle with that a little bit on this episode.
He's like, I still need you to buy shit.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's really more the point.
But yeah, he gives thanks also to this anonymous person.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
We're in a critical situation.
So I want to thank that great donor for taking us from the red, where I didn't know what to do, to the black.
But I don't want to sink back down to the red.
So all the listeners understand, making straight donations at InfowarStore.com.
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dan friesen
Basically, this show is now settled into...
I mean, God...
That he couldn't...
was money to buy stuff to sell to his audience and a million dollars to pay off the sanctions that he couldn't...
Get away with kicking down the road.
That was something he had to pay.
jordan holmes
He had to pay right away.
dan friesen
Right.
And so I think that he's got that, and he was able to pull this stunt with a bankruptcy to postpone the trial.
So now he's on borrowed time again, and there's not that immediacy of the court case that's going to be a real problem for him.
Now, that still exists somewhere down the line, but he's like...
Wiggled his way out, and he's got a little bit of breathing room again.
And I think that's the kind of feeling that I have from this.
I mean, it's disgusting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm starting to really think that if you've got a lot of money, you can really screw with the American justice system.
Listen, and I'm going to go all the way and say that this goes from the top down.
dan friesen
It certainly doesn't come the other way.
jordan holmes
No, it sure doesn't.
dan friesen
You know, there's not a whole lot of people who are like, you know, just...
Everyday workers out there who are like...
jordan holmes
Why can't I bribe a judge?
I'm furious.
dan friesen
Well, no, I mean, I think that, you know, just your work-a-day person, you know, out there just being like, I wish that rich people could get away with more.
jordan holmes
I'm so sad.
dan friesen
You know, we demand it.
We put it on the ballot.
jordan holmes
I am going to buy some brain force, otherwise this rich person will have to face consequences.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the Pope has come out.
jordan holmes
Oh, that Pope, he's probably against the war.
Which is unusual for popes.
dan friesen
He is.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
But Alex is confused about a headline that he read.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
alex jones
And so why is the pope now suddenly telling the truth?
Pope Francis says NATO may have provoked Russia invasion of Ukraine, hopes to meet Putin in Moscow.
Goes on to blame the weapons manufacturers and says that they are the ones that stand again.
They're endangering the world.
What happened to the pope suddenly?
Because almost everything he says is evil and wrong and ass backwards.
From just, say, what somebody like Pope John Paul II would say.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he was so pro-war.
alex jones
Everything I remember that guy said made perfect sense, and he fought communism and was a good guy, pro-life and pro-family.
What's going on with this guy?
Because you can't say, like, one's good and the other one's good when they're polar opposites.
I'm not a Catholic, but a lot of the Catholics are good people on average and have a long history in Christendom, and I...
Wanted to be a good, strong Christian institution.
But under this Pope, it has been the opposite of that, hasn't it?
I don't think that's debatable.
I know the Catholics are up in arms about it.
What is this statement about?
Pope Francis says NATO may have provoked Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Hopes to meet Putin in Moscow.
Pope Francis participated in an interview Monday with one of the largest Italian daily newspapers.
Where the Vatican head expressed his desire to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in the near future.
I asked Cardinal Perloni, after 20 days of war, to send a message to Putin to say that I was willing to go to Moscow, the Pope said.
We have not yet received an answer, and we are still insisting, even if I fear that Putin cannot and does not want to have this meeting at the time, but how can this brutality not be stopped?
25 years ago, we experienced the same thing in Rwanda.
He went to blame the weapons manufacturers and the fact that NATO overthrew the elected government in Ukraine eight years ago.
And you know the rest of the story.
And then started launching attacks on Russian-held areas.
And so he called it a provocation.
That is a big deal.
dan friesen
This is a fascinating example of a common feature on Alex's show.
He takes a story that has a kernel of truth, and then he just makes stuff up about it.
In this case, it is true that the Pope gave an interview where he suggested that it was possible that, quote, NATO barking at Russia's gate led to Putin invading Ukraine.
But he also said, quote, I have no way of telling whether his rage has been provoked, but I suspect it was maybe facilitated by the West's attitude.
This is an interesting statement, but it's also a far cry from what Alex is reporting.
The Pope also said, quote, the Ukrainians can't be blamed for having fought back in the Donbass, which implies they were fighting back against something.
He also said, quote, now the Russians have taken not just the Donbass region, but Crimea, Odessa, and the ports on the Black Sea, everything.
I have a bad feeling about it all.
I'll admit, I'm very pessimistic.
However, it's our duty to do all we can to stop the war.
In terms of blaming weapons manufacturers, here's what the Pope said.
Quote, It's fair to say that the arms sales are something that the Pope opposes and recognizes as a part of all wars, but Alex is really overselling his position to be like, This is all about weapons.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is so much like, what in God's name do you think the fucking Pope is going to say about a war?
dan friesen
Not good.
jordan holmes
What in God's name do you, what Pope is like, hey man, I gotta be honest.
I think slaughtering millions of people is great.
dan friesen
I love it!
I gotta break with tradition.
Like this war.
This war is pretty good.
jordan holmes
This is a good one.
It's a good one.
dan friesen
It hasn't been...
It's a crusade.
Not for it.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Not since the 1500s have we seen a war this good.
This is a dope war.
dan friesen
All that other stuff that Alex is saying is just making stuff up.
He just wants the Pope's statement to sound more like it validates his own narratives.
Alex is doing this because he knows most of his audience only needs superficial validation to feel like Alex has been proven right about something.
For example, they can just Google Pope and NATO and see headlines like, quote, Pope Francis blames NATO in the Wall Street Journal, and they'll assume that Alex is right about all the other stuff he said.
It's a trick he can pull because, you know, he's just riffing headlines and he's trained his audience just to do the same and pretend there's some sort of a depth to it.
That's all he's doing.
If anything Alex ever says ever means anything, then the Pope cannot possibly be making the statements Alex is pretending he is.
jordan holmes
I believe he's a globalist.
dan friesen
It's not a big deal that he would be saying these things.
It would be a repudiation of Alex's entire worldview.
The Pope isn't someone who just changes their mind because shit got hot.
He's supposed to be an emissary of the devil who's weirdly obsessed with breaking up American militias.
jordan holmes
The literal...
dan friesen
This isn't like, oh no, guys, oh no, we've gotta change our mind.
jordan holmes
And let's...
It's not like the Pope is in league with the literal Christian devil.
If the literal Christian devil is real, then so is the Pope and his powers.
Do you know what I mean?
dan friesen
That's a great point.
jordan holmes
He's infallible.
Yeah, that's a whole thing.
dan friesen
I forgot about that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, people forget that the Pope has magic powers.
dan friesen
Steve never would have been able to arrest him.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
If your religion is real, then the Pope gets magic.
I don't understand how that's not a regular conversation.
dan friesen
Yeah, I forgot about that.
jordan holmes
Everybody forgets the Pope has magic!
Because it kind of sounds dumb.
dan friesen
But not just the Pope, too.
Like, a lot of people can perform miracles.
jordan holmes
Sure, transubstantiation is regular.
dan friesen
I mean, to become a saint, you have to have a couple miracles.
You don't have to be a Pope to be a saint.
jordan holmes
Three recorded miracles.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So they can do magic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Magic is...
Available to people who believe in bullshit.
dan friesen
It's a good point.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex has a map of NATO countries.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he really whiffs this one.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
And then here's the map that really, really matters right here.
Not an inch of NATO's present military jurisdiction will spread in an eastern direction.
Memorandum of conversation between Mikhail Gorbachev and James Baker in Moscow.
On February 9th, 1990.
And then George Herbert Walker Bush confirmed that in speeches and in policy statements.
But now what have they done since 1990?
In 1990, here is the map of NATO.
In red, for TV viewers, it's places like Turkey and Spain and France and Sweden.
But now it's expanded into more than a dozen Other countries.
dan friesen
Alex is lying about the agreement between Baker and Gorbachev.
jordan holmes
Right, we talked about that one.
dan friesen
Yeah, that just had to do solely with NATO expansion into East Germany.
The question became entirely irrelevant as Germany reunified.
Also, Sweden isn't a part of NATO.
Alex is just looking at this map and he doesn't know where Sweden is and he thinks Norway is Sweden.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Well, Sweden and Finland are going to be joining NATO awful quick.
dan friesen
Well, that's actually something that I think is revealing of how little Alex knows about current modern...
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Geopolitics.
Like, it's a big deal that Sweden is not part of NATO because of the conversations that they're having as prompted by Russia's aggression in Ukraine.
He has no handle on any of this.
jordan holmes
If your argument is that NATO is the cause of all of this, why exactly are people, are non-NATO countries, reacting to this going like, we gotta get in NATO, otherwise we're gonna get invaded.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems strange.
I think that there's little moments like that that it seems like a fuck-up or like a mistake, but it actually is revealing of an underlying ignorance.
jordan holmes
And not caring to learn anymore about it.
dan friesen
Definitely.
jordan holmes
Not caring.
dan friesen
Why would you learn?
There's headlines!
jordan holmes
If you learn something, then you might have to change your mind.
And if that weren't a true statement that was rejected by so many people, it would be very funny.
dan friesen
That's prophetic, because we're going to get into something that touches directly on that here in a little bit.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
But first, Alex asked to narrate a meme.
alex jones
Got some other really informative memes.
This one says, hit me up if you catch my drift.
And it shows a bunch of stick figures.
I'm simulcasting the radio, folks.
That's why I'm narrating.
You got like one, two, three, four, five, six stick figures.
And there's...
Six pieces of fruit.
And they say, yummy fruit.
One of them falls over and dies.
And the other says, correlation does not equal causation.
So they all eat the fruit and they all die.
And that's what we're witnessing here.
dan friesen
With the vaccines, that's still haven't proven causation.
unidentified
It could just be a bad batch of fruit.
dan friesen
All six of them could have been poisoned earlier.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
One thing about a battleground being the removal and murder of other people and their rights is that the news doesn't really hit as hard, so you can just narrate memes, you know?
No big deal!
I'm going to narrate memes.
dan friesen
Well, when you've got a couple million dollars coming in, no one has to die anymore.
jordan holmes
No one has to die.
I'm going to narrate some memes.
dan friesen
Not only that, though.
First of all, there's one decision.
That is like, this meme is something I've got to cover on the show.
jordan holmes
I've got to get this out there.
dan friesen
I've got to spend time on that.
jordan holmes
People need it.
dan friesen
Second thing, he has to talk through it.
He has to explain the meme.
And then third thing, he has to explain that he's explaining the meme because he's on the radio.
jordan holmes
Because he's on the radio.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So dumb.
jordan holmes
That's how you get a meme.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I can't, I mean...
dan friesen
It's like the more sad version of, like, radio theater is fine, because that's an art.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But it's like if that was really bad.
You're taking something that's a different form of medium and putting it in the previous generation's medium.
You know, like, you're putting something visual into an audio medium.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he's doing it so poorly.
jordan holmes
It's bad radio improv that's all sight gags.
That they have to then explain the sight gag in the improv scene.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's so funny how you kicked your leg out above over your head in that moment where it was funny to do that.
dan friesen
You take the thing that makes the thing in any way useful and you remove it.
jordan holmes
And then remove another layer of that.
dan friesen
What a dork.
jordan holmes
Brutal.
dan friesen
So we get back to...
Oh, not back to.
We actually just get to Alex taking some calls.
He gets a call from a farmer.
And Alex wants to...
This farmer is talking about how things are bad.
Things are going to be bad.
Sure.
Alex wants to make this about the Ukraine situation and the fertilizer.
And so he pushes in that direction.
And then the farmer is like, there's something else.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
alex jones
So again, you're saying you're involved in farming and you're saying people not planting because they don't have fertilizer.
unidentified
Well, not planting and also the fact...
We've gotten half of our annual rainfall within a week's period of time, and we just ain't going to get out in the field.
We're already two weeks behind the eight ball already in planting, and that's going to be another two weeks before people can even get in the field to plant their corn and their soybeans and their wheat crops up here.
alex jones
Unbelievable, sir.
God bless you.
I mean, we keep explaining this, but even young people on average, I'm not singling them out, but it's true.
Each generation gets more separated from the land, more separated from reality.
jordan holmes
That's your point?
alex jones
They've got statistics and numbers out where half of young people don't even know where meat comes from or where electricity comes from or the most common sense things.
They've done studies where 90 plus percent of...
College students can't name one of the amendments to the Bill of Rights.
dan friesen
But because I watch so much of Alex's show, I know that they don't do studies.
He's talking about a Mark Dice man on the street bit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's not a study.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He's talking to drunk people out on a boardwalk.
unidentified
Yeah.
And editing it to make people look stupid.
dan friesen
So yeah, what happened there, that pause, and the reason that Alex goes off in a completely different direction is because what that guy's describing sounds a lot like a change in climate.
jordan holmes
Climate change it?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Like last year and the years before, here's the thing that's regular.
And now the climate is different.
dan friesen
We've had torrential rains that are really...
Even if we had fertilizer, we couldn't be planting anyway.
jordan holmes
These are out of seasonal rains.
You would expect rains to not do this.
It's different.
dan friesen
So anyway, we've got to ramble about a Mark Dice video that we're pretending is a study.
Can you imagine if 90% couldn't name an amendment?
jordan holmes
Throw me out to a fucking...
Goddamn Wolf Blitzer being like, they've done studies and now we're gonna go see these and go to a jaywalking sketch from 20 years ago.
Fuck off!
dan friesen
No, I mean, that's the level of content that you get here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely!
dan friesen
It's the tip of the spear.
It's important stuff.
jordan holmes
Tip of the spear.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's real good.
jordan holmes
Gotta get on it.
dan friesen
So we get to talking about the fires at food plants.
jordan holmes
You got to watch out.
dan friesen
We talked about that a little bit on a recent episode.
But a caller wants to say, hey.
unidentified
I just wanted to bring up one thing, and I'll let you run with this.
I know Tucker and yourself have talked about this a little bit, but no one is touching on the attack on the industrial food supply facilities.
It's just unbelievable how this is just being overlooked.
And I can't fathom what's going on here.
I'm going to go to the next one.
alex jones
Well, sir, since we covered that a few weeks ago, more plants have burned down each day.
So, by the law of statistics that's been looked into by statisticians, this is thousands of times the number of plants that burn a year already, and we're not even halfway through the year.
jordan holmes
Make up a name, I'll believe you.
alex jones
So, yeah.
It's crazy, and this is war.
dan friesen
Thousands of times the normal amount.
So, like, if the normal was one, there's been a thousand?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Thousands of times the normal amount.
dan friesen
So Alex is just completely making up everything he said there.
I somewhat suspect that he'd even forgotten that this was a conspiracy he's supposed to be worried about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
That was a couple weeks ago.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was a while back.
dan friesen
So Fact Check reached out to the National Fire Protection Association to get some insight into the recent social media posts and Tucker Carlson segments about this conspiracy, and what do you know?
It's a load of shit.
The NFPA gets their data from the National Fire Incident Reporting System, and I want you to guess how many manufacturing and processing plant fires there are in an average year.
jordan holmes
112.
dan friesen
5,308.
jordan holmes
Damn!
dan friesen
961 of them are strictly agricultural plants.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Between January and April 2022, there were 20 fires reported at U.S. food processing facilities, which, if anything, is actually in the normal to low side of where they would be in a normal year.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, putting that math together, that sounds like a good week, man.
dan friesen
Sure.
I don't know if it peaks at certain times of year.
jordan holmes
I imagine late summer.
dan friesen
It's possible.
So I don't know if it seems like this.
From everything, I can tell this is very much normal or low.
Right.
The spokesperson for the NFPA summed it up, I think, pretty well.
Quote, The recent inquiries around these fires appears to be a case of people suddenly paying attention to them and being surprised about how often they do occur.
But NFPA does not see anything out of the ordinary in these numbers.
jordan holmes
I wish that that were more the case for all of the huger systemic problems that we face, that people are just blissfully unaware.
Like, oh, there's no public transportation.
What?
This is a serious problem!
Now!
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
People like Alex and Tucker didn't know that these sort of fires were so common, so when they saw dumb memes about this fire or that fire, they assumed that it must be so much more than a normal year.
Because that's fun for them.
It's exciting to think that there's some grand nefarious plot that you're covering and saving the food supply.
That excites the audience and releases those fun endorphins you get when you're roleplaying a prophet detective.
Plus, the alternative sucks.
If you look into this and you realize that it's totally normal that there be this many fires at food facilities, what can you do?
You don't get to accuse vague groups of enemies of planning to kill you.
You just kind of have two options.
You can either shrug and say that's just how things are, or you can be a total dork and advocate for stronger fire safety regulations at these facilities.
It's not exciting to an audience, and it doesn't give you the rush of pretending you're some kind of bold truth teller.
jordan holmes
This large systemic problem is going to take years to face a...
Concerted effort in the front of boredom to actually make progress on.
We have to focus and nobody can get mad about things along the way.
We just have to do it, man.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a disaster.
And so Alex lies.
He makes up shit about statisticians and probabilities because he wants to give the appearance of having looked into stuff, but he doesn't want to have to reach that unsatisfying conclusion he would reach if he actually did.
jordan holmes
It's top statisticians from stat news.
unidentified
Prestigious.
jordan holmes
For the top statisticians.
dan friesen
Right.
I can't argue with prestigiousness.
jordan holmes
It is so weird.
I mean, I didn't know.
It bums me out to learn something from their bullshit and have them sensationalize it, and then I've learned more about it, and I'm like, how have I let this go on for so long?
Probably because I'm reading about cops being great or whatever, as the news says.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
But honestly, if you think about the number of facilities there actually are in the United States, 5,300 isn't that...
It's not that high of a percentage of them.
jordan holmes
And it's not they're all burning down all the way.
It's like a contained fire.
They've got this amount of damage.
dan friesen
There's sometimes structural damage, sometimes not.
And, you know, I think it is a little bit shocking just to see numbers and to be like, well, that's not something that...
Touches my life all that often.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
And I allowed it to continue.
dan friesen
Right.
And it's something that the alternative to having that response is, shit, this will freak people out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And it's abusive.
jordan holmes
It's really abusive.
You can't just have this problem and be like, okay.
I don't care.
Listen, let's get above the left-right paradigm.
That's too many fires.
How about that?
How about we can agree that's too many?
I don't know what the correct amount of fires is.
dan friesen
Yeah, the only reason I push back a little bit from that or I reel back a little is because I am not 100% sure why all these fires are happening.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
So I don't know what regulations could help.
So that's the only reason why I'm like, maybe...
jordan holmes
Agreed.
dan friesen
Maybe there isn't a better way to do this.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's why this isn't left-right, man.
I don't even know what's going on.
I'm just looking at the number of fires, and I'm saying, let's make that number lower.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Let's team up.
dan friesen
This is why we've got the National Fire Protection Association.
They're thinking about these things.
jordan holmes
See, this is what I'm saying!
It's almost great that we have these things.
dan friesen
Sure.
So Alex takes another call.
This guy's not happy with him.
jordan holmes
Oh, why not?
dan friesen
Too many fires?
No.
He thinks that Alex is holding on to Trump.
And he shouldn't.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Get rid of him.
I think you're giving Trump a pass right now.
And I think that you're still holding on to the idea that Trump was organic and that Trump is real.
And I think that the system would never allow that because the system would never jeopardize what's at stake, the control of the power.
They would never let someone organic come in and jeopardize that.
And you keep holding on to this idea that they are.
And you keep saying this thing that Obama's running things.
Obama, again, there would never just be one guy running things.
It's far worse than Obama is running things.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
And I get what you're saying there, but you're still directing people into the left-right paradigm, and you're still giving this system a chance when it doesn't have one.
alex jones
Well, listen, let's be fair about this.
I'm the guy that coined the term left-right paradigms.
You know that?
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
You're the man, Alex.
Believe me, I'm not...
alex jones
No, no, I'm not trying to...
But then under Trump, whether he's real or not, the populist movement...
And what happened there scared the hell out of the globalists.
And Bolsonaro, I believe, is real.
We know Boris Johnson wasn't.
dan friesen
Okay, we got a checklist of real and fake.
That's such a load of shit.
That's just Alex trying to wiggle out of what this caller is saying.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex wasn't just interested in Trump because of some movement that coalesced around him.
Alex was crying on air about how he was willing to die for Trump.
jordan holmes
He's our God King appointed by God for this moment to provide us with a Nineveh-like reprieve.
dan friesen
Yeah, he can get the fuck out of here with these attempts.
He wants to rewrite his past to look less embarrassing now.
jordan holmes
He's an embarrassment.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
Also, he didn't invent the term left-right paradigm.
jordan holmes
I mean, come on.
dan friesen
Come on.
jordan holmes
Dan, did you know I invented shoes?
dan friesen
I did know that, actually.
You told me incessantly.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's a pretty big detail to know about something.
dan friesen
I think it makes sense that Alex thinks that he made that up, but I don't even think he understands the concept.
jordan holmes
Absolutely does not.
He thinks that being above the left-right paradigm just means being the most right.
The most right!
dan friesen
Yeah, being crazy, crazy right.
But look, even if you think that Trump is fake, Alex tells the scholar, you gotta recognize that some people aren't.
Like Alex.
alex jones
But I'm explaining that the Trump movement and that galvanizing force has really scared the New World Order.
That's all I'm saying.
So I'm not giving Trump a pass to any level.
And I can tell you, I'm organic.
The people are organic.
I know I'm real.
I know I'm not getting any secret help from the New World Order.
jordan holmes
One million dollars.
alex jones
People who care about freedom.
And so...
I know that we have power.
The people have power.
It's not just folks in the establishment.
That's why they fear us, brother.
dan friesen
Yeah, your response is entirely right.
Like, if Alex wants to keep up this appearance, then he's going to need to publicly reveal who the person was who gave him $2 million in crypto.
His whole thing is all this, like, I'm supported by the people, man.
No one's secretly paying me off.
And at the same time, he's taking in millions of dollars from some secret donor in digital money?
It's all out of sync, and if anyone that Alex criticizes did the same thing, it would be presented as dead-to-rights proof that they're getting paid by Klaus Schwab to help kill everyone.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
Alex needs to play by his own rules.
It's fine, I think, for him to take in a couple million dollars from a crypto donor, but his audience deserves to know who that person is, because they may have some interests or some connections that would be relevant for the audience to be aware of.
If it's someone like Max Keiser, then it obviously comes with the strings of needing Alex to promote crypto to his audience, as he and Max have discussed in the past.
If it's someone like Peter Thiel, then that opens up a thousand more questions that the audience should be asking.
If it's an online neo-Nazi or white nationalist-type front, then that speaks volumes.
And if it's just a rich benefactor who believes in the info war but weirdly didn't step in till now...
Then that's benign, but it still should be known.
Unless that donor's identity is known, it's hard not to make assumptions about who it might be and what agenda might come along with that donation.
I'd just call on Alex to reveal who this donor was, because otherwise, I don't understand how your audience could ever trust you.
jordan holmes
Here's the only way that he would talk about us, is if we got anywhere from.0001 to any number of Bitcoin from anyone.
He'd be like, ah, see?
Look at these secretive donors giving Bitcoin and shit.
I don't fucking know.
dan friesen
Maybe, but I still don't think he would.
jordan holmes
That's such bullshit.
dan friesen
Such bullshit.
jordan holmes
I'm furious.
dan friesen
I understand.
And guess what?
I mean, look, here's the thing.
I think that through the people who were looking into these things over at the SPLC and what have you, I think that there's a decent chance that this might be a mystery that gets solved.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And if I were Alex, I would get out in front of him.
If it's not a big deal, then it's not a big deal.
Right.
unidentified
And the person should be lauded as a hero of the info war.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
If it is somebody that it would be suspicious that you're taking $2 million in Bitcoin from.
jordan holmes
It's going to come out.
dan friesen
And maybe you should come up with a defense for that in advance and get ahead of the thing and just reveal who this is.
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't know if he's read the news about Bitcoin lately, but it does feel like if you want to know where a wallet is from, you can find that information pretty quickly.
I don't.
dan friesen
I don't know how either.
I don't.
jordan holmes
Some people do, and they seem very good at it.
dan friesen
People are good at tech.
jordan holmes
They get a lot of money.
dan friesen
So Alex wants to know why this caller is so interested in Trump, and it gets a little angry.
alex jones
Let me ask you this.
Why?
Why are you upset about Trump right now?
Why are you trying to hammer him?
unidentified
Because I believe that the key thing, that the system is still holding on to their weapon, to their main weapon, which is Trump.
And I was at the Capitol.
And I was there.
I got in a fight and I was ready to go.
I would have done it any day.
And Trump had the chance.
He had us there.
He had 1776 in his hands and he gave us the old site.
And he turned his back, and he's a chump!
alex jones
I appreciate your call, sir.
I disagree with you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Good call.
jordan holmes
Wow.
I bet Alex doesn't like hearing somebody say what he should say.
dan friesen
Yeah, I was kind of shocked by that, but I was like, it's kind of refreshing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what you should say.
dan friesen
It's a logical...
jordan holmes
No, you should feel betrayed by the guy who betrayed you.
It seems like it's not a complex place to get to.
I was betrayed.
I feel that way.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think that guy's anger seems a lot less performed than Alex's.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, he's pissed, and I agree with him.
He got tricked into believing bullshit, and then he got betrayed.
dan friesen
Yeah, so Alex disagrees because he thinks it's a bad strategy.
And so after he's hung up on the guy, he...
alex jones
I don't think that's good strategy.
But we can agree to disagree.
It's okay.
I understand you're pissed off.
I understand you have passion.
I respect that passion.
Let's go to Sky in Washington.
Sky, welcome.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Hello, sir.
Thank you.
I just want to say I really respect and I want to echo everything all your previous callers said today, except that last caller.
jordan holmes
But it's okay to have disagreements, and I respect that.
Oh, and is that you?
unidentified
I think you answered.
He's not.
dan friesen
He's not.
So Alex has to agree to disagree with this guy because he can't actually be for him and he can't be against him.
If Alex agrees with that caller, then his actions on January 6th and everyday sense make no sense.
Why would Alex have been...
Trying to calm the crowd if he agreed with this caller.
jordan holmes
Why would he claim that Antifa was behind all of it?
dan friesen
Sure.
Simultaneously, he can't disagree with him because he knows that a whole lot of his audience feels the same way that that caller does.
This caller is the true believer that's being wound up by the con artist like Alex.
And to provoke direct conflict or outright condemn this guy's perspectives, even if you pretend to disagree, it's too dangerous.
jordan holmes
Literally, it is literally too dangerous.
That guy was ready to...
unidentified
To overthrow the country, as he just said!
dan friesen
Alex can't actually have a conversation with this guy and disagree with him coherently.
It would have been a bad strategy to take the White House.
What strategy is Alex pursuing that's so much better?
Having violent mood swings on air, covering meaningless headlines on stories he hasn't read, and waiting for some mystery super rich guy to give him millions to temporarily bail him out of trouble while he waits for the Sandy Hook cases to get a new court date?
Or is the strategy the midterms?
This just seems nuts.
What is the better strategy?
jordan holmes
He is right.
It is bad strategy to admit that you tried to overthrow the fucking capital.
Here's what's good strategy.
Lie as much as you can.
Obfuscate as much as you can.
Put blame on as many people as you can until people forget about it as long as possible and then you get your second shot at overthrowing the country.
Alex's strategy is the same as Tucker Carlson.
It's the same as fucking Mitch McConnell's strategy.
Oh, this is terrible.
It was probably somebody else's fault.
And if it was, don't investigate it.
Don't worry about it.
We'll never think about it again.
In three years, this is definitely not going to happen again.
Promise.
Guarantee it.
No way.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Right, but still, it's bad strategy for Alex's business.
jordan holmes
Yes, that is true.
dan friesen
That's what I'm getting at.
jordan holmes
That is true.
dan friesen
Alex can't agree with the guy because arguing on this point exposes his ass, so he gets him off the line and then agrees to disagree, respecting their differing viewpoints.
Keep in mind all the other folk that he refuses to agree to disagree with, but this guy, who's mad that Trump didn't lead a charge into the White House to overthrow the country...
That deserves a respectful position and response.
Also, notice that Alex isn't against literally taking the country over because that would be a bad thing to do.
It's just bad strategy.
The goal isn't bad, and the end result isn't bad.
He just doesn't think that what the caller wanted would have brought about that end result.
While we're on the subject of January 6th stuff, though, I just wanted to bring up something that Alex probably won't touch.
William Todd Wilson, the Oathkeeper who pled guilty, just had a statement of offense released, and it looks pretty bad for Alex's buddy, Stuart Rhodes.
Uh-oh.
unidentified
A lot of this stuff is providing more insight into things that we've already known, but there's some added stuff in here, too.
dan friesen
For instance, at about 5 p.m.
on January 6th, Stuart was back at his hotel where this happened.
Rhodes then called an individual over speakerphone.
Wilson heard, Rhodes repeatedly implore the individual to tell President Trump to call upon groups like the Oath Keepers to forcibly oppose the transfer of power.
This individual denied Rhodes' request to speak directly with President Trump.
After the call ended, Rhodes stated to the group, I just want to fight.
It's really curious who that individual might be.
Someone who's acquainted with Trump and Stewart and is on good enough terms with both of them for Stewart to feel comfortable making this request and for Stewart to assume they could get Trump in on the loop.
I don't assume that's a giant group of people.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I'm not saying it is Roger or Alex, but, like, the list...
jordan holmes
Who else would it be?
dan friesen
I mean, no, it could be...
I don't think it is specifically them, but, like, I don't know who in Trump's orbit would be in direct contact with Stuart Rhodes.
jordan holmes
That would pick up the phone.
dan friesen
On January 6th at 5?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I don't know who that would be.
jordan holmes
It's weird.
Nobody in Trump's actual government circle is picking up the fucking phone.
dan friesen
It seems like it.
Well...
Look, I don't exclude any possibilities at this point, but it seems unlikely.
jordan holmes
Mark Meadows did not give all of his information out.
dan friesen
Sure.
I don't know.
Ali Alexander?
jordan holmes
No.
I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't think so.
That's a question that I'm very curious about what the answer is, and Alex probably, I don't know, I'd be worried.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, we get another call, and remember how Alex gave it up to the legends on that Mopey goodbye episode?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He forgot somebody.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
unidentified
But in any case, I wanted to bring up last week when you were going down memory lane, and I thought Jim Tucker should have been mentioned.
Just because, you know, he was super evident in bringing the Bilderberg to the forefront.
And, I don't know, I just thought it would be great to...
You know, mention him as well.
You were mentioning all the great people that were on your show.
alex jones
Absolutely.
I mean, Jim Tucker was just amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
Also a Nazi.
I do like two things about this.
One, the idea that, like, hey, you forgot Jim Tucker.
I forgot a lot of people.
But then the second thing, too, is that she thinks that that was a walking down memory lane.
That's how she experienced that.
That was not walking down memory lane.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
That was an episode of This Is Your Life.
You know?
dan friesen
This is my life.
unidentified
Alex.
jordan holmes
Alex.
Do you recognize that voice?
dan friesen
But no one's doing it for him because no one gives a shit.
jordan holmes
I am amazed.
At the thought process that it takes to get to calling Alex Jones days after the fact about something that he does not remember or care about.
dan friesen
It was a lashing out.
jordan holmes
And that is not even...
I mean, why?
Why do you feel like Jim Tucker needs to be on that list?
dan friesen
Maybe this is Jim's widow?
jordan holmes
It could be.
dan friesen
I don't know, because he's dead.
It might be his daughter.
jordan holmes
It could be.
That's the only thing that would make sense.
Somebody's out there like...
Say Jim.
Say Jim.
He didn't say Jim!
dan friesen
Gotta give it up to Jim.
jordan holmes
I gotta give him.
I'm gonna have to call him.
And then they called.
They'd have to have called regularly.
dan friesen
Yeah, she does say that she's a very long-term...
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
And also, she did say that she was at Bilderberg with Alex protesting.
That means she might be Jim Tucker.
jordan holmes
She might be Jim Tucker.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
That would make sense.
dan friesen
Alex has a guest for most of the third hour.
I'm going to give you a guess.
A clue.
No, I'm going to give you a clue.
Santilli Lace, what a pretty Pete.
It's Pete Santilli.
Okay.
I don't care.
I don't care about this guy.
He's a radio host.
We've talked about him before.
He's a shithead.
He is, but he also hates Stuart Rhodes.
The two of them hate each other.
So Alex is still having him on and ignoring news that implicates Stuart in trying to overthrow the government.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
dan friesen
So anyway, it's about a UN pandemic treaty and some shit.
alex jones
Pete Santelli, investigative and journalist who's been through the fire, is our guest.
I have spent...
Months reading these documents, researching what's happening with the UN.
unidentified
Totally.
alex jones
They have a meeting in Geneva, Switzerland, that's going to be held the 22nd to the 28th.
jordan holmes
So much reading.
alex jones
They say the documents are secret, but their memorandums say the UN will control pandemic responses, but also other medical policy.
Just like UNESCO controls education policy and the rest of it.
We're under UN control.
The corporation's funded control of the UN.
unidentified
Then our government signed trees with it and go under its control.
alex jones
And we need to raise the alarm and get Congress ahead of this and others.
Because Biden plans to implement all of this.
We have to make this the central issue.
Pete, you got cut off.
Please continue.
unidentified
Thank you.
alex jones
I'm going to lay this out as follows.
Oh, this is their takeover plan.
This is their main attack.
dan friesen
I thought we couldn't stop any of this.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Anyway, this meeting that Alex is talking about is the 75th annual World Health Assembly run by the World Health Organization.
It doesn't seem like this treaty is definitely going to be dealt with there, although there is a plan for this to be...
There's a treaty that the EU is working on for international pandemic responses.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And if everything goes according to plan, then everyone agrees with the negotiations, which seems incredibly ambitious.
It might be adopted sometime in 2024.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And part of their plan is delivering a progress report at next year's, the 76th annual World Health...
Great.
So anyway, there's a big conspiracy about this, and Jim Fetzer's been spreading stuff about it since last month.
jordan holmes
Hey, great.
Good news.
dan friesen
Looks like Alex might be back on his bullshit.
jordan holmes
Good news.
dan friesen
So anyway, international bodies are talking about how they can collaborate in case there's another pandemic.
jordan holmes
I mean, come on.
It's just boring.
It's just a boring conference for boring people.
dan friesen
But everything is their main attack.
I've noticed that.
jordan holmes
I mean, how many main attacks are we on here?
dan friesen
So many.
jordan holmes
What is their main attack?
If it's this meeting, how is it not the other things that he said is their main attack?
dan friesen
Because those things didn't happen.
And he didn't say those things and you can't prove it.
jordan holmes
Yes, I can.
dan friesen
No, you can't.
unidentified
Yes, I can.
dan friesen
I have the clips.
You can't prove shit.
jordan holmes
We've released this.
We've released episodes.
I can go back.
dan friesen
I'll have to get rid of the archives.
So, we have one last clip here, and their interview is really boring, but when they come back into the last segment, Alex has a little bit of what I would describe as sort of a mini fake outburst, and then this happens.
unidentified
Music Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to be very, very clear right now with all of you.
alex jones
People say, Jones, don't you feel empowered that everything you talked about came true?
No, I don't.
There is nothing more frustrating than reading globalist documents and watching clips of their speeches for 30 years on Air 28 and knowing they're in power and knowing they're doing this and sitting here and having to debate whether or not they even exist.
And to know that they made the weapon that killed members of my family and almost killed my dad.
jordan holmes
You almost killed your dad.
unidentified
And to know they're going to come back and do it even worse.
And we have the power to stop them!
alex jones
And now we're literally going back to 1776, but not the British winning, but the New World Order winning.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
And all the hell and the lockdowns and the starvation that comes with it.
We have to stop this, folks.
It's all right there.
jordan holmes
What is?
alex jones
Pete Santilli, I'm gonna let you host the rest of the segment.
I'm gonna shut up for ten minutes, you got the floor, go ahead.
dan friesen
So he just has Pete host the rest of the show.
Fake, emotional...
unidentified
Oh my god, the stuff, and all the things, and oh, there's so much!
jordan holmes
And then my dad, and I mean, it was me, but I mean, I can't deal with that.
Anyways, can you do my job?
dan friesen
Also, like, again...
The plan's unstoppable now.
You can't stop it.
Stop giving people fake hope that they can stop something just because you feel better because you have a couple million dollars.
jordan holmes
I'll tell you this.
dan friesen
The plan's unstoppable now.
You said that concretely, definitively.
Dick.
jordan holmes
I mean, you're trying to stop 90% of the people from dying, so only 50% can die, right?
dan friesen
Look, here's the thing.
jordan holmes
You can't have that good of an attitude if only 50% are gonna die.
dan friesen
Let me interpret this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex is so hungry that he can't wait ten more minutes to get off air.
jordan holmes
I mean, he's so hungry.
I have done better acting getting out of a fucking fryer job.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
So this is weird, because this episode wasn't all about the Roe vs.
Wade thing.
It wasn't as much even about that as you might expect.
Certainly, there's some conversation about it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Some of it's dumb.
Some of it's what you'd expect.
Some of it's a little bit surprising.
unidentified
Naturally.
dan friesen
But it just feels like a normal-ass Alex show in the midst of huge news.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And a week of untethered emotional bullshit from him.
So yeah, maybe he's just found a state of normalcy within the chaos.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
I mean...
I don't know what it feels like to suddenly get two million dollars, but I imagine that would change your kind of outlook.
dan friesen
The only way I can contextualize it is in little mind gifs of cartoon characters.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like going...
That kind of thing?
That's the sound I hear.
jordan holmes
The problem with Bitcoin is you cannot put it into a burlap sack with a dollar sign drawn on it.
That is the biggest issue here.
dan friesen
You can't jump into it.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
That is a huge problem.
dan friesen
You can't bite it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what it should have happened.
unidentified
When he takes a bite out, he's like, oh, that's a real Bitcoin right there.
dan friesen
This Bitcoin's full of chocolate.
Oh well, looks like we have a job for a bit longer.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's easier to handle bullshit, you know, after what we do.
But really, when you stop and you're like, wait, somebody just gave him two million dollars?
Just somebody.
Just two million, just gave it to him.
Just two million.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Just two million dollars.
dan friesen
I mean, that really heavily implies that they have way more than that.
jordan holmes
Way more than two million dollars!
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
That wasn't somebody's last two million dollars.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
So yeah, I think that story's unfolding, and we'll see what happens on that front.
jordan holmes
Hackers better hack something.
We live in a future where I'm just like, just type in something.
Make it not happen!
dan friesen
Yep.
I know what you mean.
jordan holmes
Goddamn.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back and we'll check in on that, but for now, like, I don't know.
The world sucks.
Stay strong.
Help each other.
jordan holmes
We'll do our best.
dan friesen
We have some thoughts and maybe they'll be a little bit more solid in the coming days.
unidentified
You know, I'm just gonna start stockpiling water.
dan friesen
Look, we have a new food sponsor.
No, that is not the case.
jordan holmes
Bakwafina, but the actress.
dan friesen
Look, we do have a food sponsor, and it's knowledgefight.com.
Knowledgefight.com, that's our word.
I didn't know how to thread that needle.
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.com, and I go to Ben Jordan.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark.
I hope you all have a happy, dreamy, creamy summer.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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