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#676: April 29, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan experience a jarring change in tone on Alex's show. In this installment, Alex growls thanks to God, describes Satan's clothes, and rambles about how a guru is asking for death. Citations

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alex jones
18:08
d
dan friesen
31:02
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jordan holmes
17:39
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roger stone
02:17
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steve quayle
00:02
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yuval noah harari
00:19
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unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in, Andy in.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in, Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
dan friesen
Welcome back to KnowledgeFight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is, of course, the dreamy, creamy summer is in full effect.
And I've been getting some feedback from folks that are concerned that the dreamy, creamy summer may not be, you know, there's people with other diets, you know, that don't involve...
Dairy.
You know, there are people who are some vegans out there.
jordan holmes
Close friend of the show, Jack Baker.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Hey, and I want to say the Dreamy Creamy Summer is all-inclusive.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And so I had some mochi, some plant-based mochi balls.
jordan holmes
Mochi is amazing!
dan friesen
I love it.
On Dairy ice cream.
jordan holmes
Fantastic.
dan friesen
Spectacular.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
You can join in the Dreamy Creamy Summer no matter what your dietary restrictions are.
It is for everyone.
And that is my bright spot, so we can all enjoy the dreamy, creamy summer.
jordan holmes
I like it.
That's a great bright spot.
dan friesen
How about you?
jordan holmes
Less inclusive, more specific to me.
Dan, you know what I do to chairs.
With my boundless moving and horrific.
dan friesen
Yeah, you bounce all around.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's awful.
So my chair in the office was finally destroyed to the point where it was nonstop squeaking and I was sitting on a pillow wrapped in a blanket.
And my partner was like, hey, this is a bad move for you.
So I bought a new chair and it's a gamer chair.
dan friesen
Ooh, you got one of those.
jordan holmes
I got a gamer chair.
I thought I would never get a gamer chair for multiple reasons.
One, because I thought it was like 500 bucks up.
And two, because it was too flat.
Flashy for me, Dan.
unidentified
Yeah, sure.
jordan holmes
They've got colors.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You're a monochromatic type.
jordan holmes
I'm a monochrome guy!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Nope, I got a very cheap understanding.
dan friesen
And you're never going back?
jordan holmes
Never going back.
There's a little footrest thing.
Come on, man.
That's pretty sweet.
You've got to get a game.
You've got to get one.
dan friesen
I may.
Actually, one time I did get one second-hand.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say who gave it to me.
It was broken, and they said, you can have this if you can put it back together.
Good luck.
It's a very expensive chair.
jordan holmes
How did it go?
dan friesen
Could not put it back together.
And so it sat in two pieces in my house for about a year, and then I tossed it out.
But it was a very nice thought that this person had.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to buy you a gamer chair.
I didn't get you a birthday present.
dan friesen
Well, this chair, I noticed that I leaned this way pretty hard.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'll get you a left-handed...
dan friesen
Something that's strong reinforced on the left hand would be good.
jordan holmes
Smart.
dan friesen
So, hey Jordan, we have an episode to go over today.
We're going to be talking about Friday of last week.
That's April 29th, 2022.
jordan holmes
To you?
dan friesen
To all of you.
jordan holmes
To all of us.
dan friesen
Yeah, and hey, there's some things that have happened in Alex's world.
jordan holmes
I haven't heard any news.
dan friesen
The news broke Hate Watch, the SPLC.
They put out a piece about Alex getting a billion in Bitcoin donations.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a regular thing that happens.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Pretty cool.
jordan holmes
I think it bums me out just because I feel like we just said on our episode, like, listen, if anybody cared about him, they'd just give him a million dollars.
And then somebody gave him a fucking million dollars.
dan friesen
True, true.
That is a little bit like, well, someone cares.
jordan holmes
Touche.
dan friesen
Right.
Also, we had just talked about his money bomb, where I was like, yeah, maybe he made a million dollars.
Well, maybe he didn't.
jordan holmes
Touche.
dan friesen
So, yeah, I don't know.
I don't have a whole lot of insight in that that goes beyond the piece in Hank.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
People should check that out.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
It's a bit interesting, and it even, like, beat me to the punch of what my kind of main theory was.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is like, okay, if it's something to do with Bitcoin and Alex, it's probably Max Keiser involved.
jordan holmes
There you go.
dan friesen
Somewhere.
And his name comes up in the article.
Of course.
So, you know, I don't have a whole lot more to bring to it, but I do have...
This disastrous episode.
jordan holmes
Okay.
We've got something of our own.
dan friesen
Now, I think that we should remember that our last episode from Wednesday of last week was the Monday of this week that we're listening to here.
The Monday to this show's Friday.
Right, right, right, right.
Tonally quite different.
jordan holmes
Quite different.
dan friesen
Quite different.
jordan holmes
Oh, maybe the tone of somebody who has, in the intermediate period of time, received a million dollars.
dan friesen
Maybe someone who has gotten an injection of new life in him.
jordan holmes
Possible.
dan friesen
And maybe we're not all gonna die after all.
jordan holmes
Oh, isn't that strange?
unidentified
Now, weird.
jordan holmes
That's so weird.
dan friesen
So, we'll get down to business on this, but first, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Alex Bones is displeased by Shannon's advances.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Jose Monsanto, the genetically modified day labor.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, Porter the dog and Ian the human.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
This is from Katie.
I love you, Brent.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Aw, thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, a boat full of holes.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And finally, this is from Andrew, and I'm being...
Very generous with the word limit on this.
Oh, boy.
I am a softie.
Uh-oh.
So thank you.
My sister Jenny, who introduced me to Knowledge Fight, has become a fully-fledged solicitor.
May she practice law with all of the charm of Mark Bankston, the ferocity of Bill Ogden, the rigor of Dan Friesen, the wit of Jordan Holmes, and the wisdom of Our Lady Selene, patron cat of Policy Wonks.
Thank you so much.
You are a Policy Wonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policy Wonk!
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Very sweet.
Very sweet.
jordan holmes
That was very sweet.
dan friesen
And congratulations, Jenny.
jordan holmes
You know, the trick is, it was very well written.
Fluid, kind of, yeah, it was well done.
dan friesen
It wasn't a trap.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, it wasn't a trap.
dan friesen
Trying to trip me up with words.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, it was good, yeah.
dan friesen
So here we go, we're going to start off here on this Friday show, and Alex is, yeah, he seems revitalized a little bit, much like somebody who has been in the desert and got a sip of Bitcoin.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
We live on a magical planet, curdling through God's mind.
All right.
alex jones
There are those that wish to imprison humanity and use us as an engine for their plans.
The great battle as we contend to control and empower the future of humanity is now before us.
Will you control your destiny?
Or will monsters like Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Barack Obama and their controllers?
Succeed in enslaving our magnificent species.
Thank you for joining us on this Friday edition.
How about I just read you a few headlines here.
We are on the precipice of a global food crisis.
Goya Food CEO warns they can't even get beans.
dan friesen
So this was an article about a Fox News, Fox Business interview that the Goya Food CEO Bob Unani did, where he discussed the likelihood of a coming food crisis.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex has just decided to make up the part about how he can't find beans, though.
That's part of the article.
jordan holmes
He can't find beans.
unidentified
I don't know where the beans are.
jordan holmes
Where'd these fucking beans go?
dan friesen
In reality, according to the U.S. Foods Dry Commodity Trend Report from April 29th, 2022, dry edible beans are doing fine, though planting progress is slightly behind, which is, quote, normal given cool and wet weather conditions.
So that's from the bean report.
jordan holmes
From the Daily Bean.
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
There's a reality, which is that there's very likely going to be a food crisis that's going to be coming and impact a lot of the world.
And it's something we should take very seriously and do what we can to help offset.
There's also a comical fake version of this that Alex is reporting based on his imagination, which he's only interested in as a vehicle to scare his listeners.
But that's what happens when you start with music like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, of course.
dan friesen
How do you not think something scary is coming?
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm just so mad.
I'm just so mad to go from our last episode to duel of the fates and our planet is a magical world.
unidentified
Magical planet.
jordan holmes
Fuck!
Fuck you!
We're all dead!
dan friesen
Yeah, the last episode was, we're all dead already, goodbye, I'm gonna be gone in a week.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna be gone in a week!
How dare you get a million dollars and then we're on a magical planet?
unidentified
Fuck off!
dan friesen
Magical planet, and it's yet to be seen if the globalist plan will work out.
jordan holmes
I fucking hate this.
I hate it.
dan friesen
If you ever needed more evidence that, like, when he's talking about the success or failure of the globalist plan, he's talking about his own...
unidentified
It's just his personal mood.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
It doesn't get more than that.
dan friesen
100%.
Yeah.
So we also have a new villain in the mix.
He's been talking about that Yuval Noah Harari fella, the historian and futurist that apparently is fairly popular within World Economic Forum circles.
jordan holmes
Sure, why not?
dan friesen
That's one person that Alex has been taking some aim at.
But he's got a new guy that he's really mad at now.
It's a guy named Sad Guru.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
World Economic Forum guru, literal guru, one of the most famous in the world, says, we must depopulate the Earth.
We need less souls.
The Christians want more.
We want less.
What a satanic statement.
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
Totally.
That's so satanic.
unidentified
Now, this guy, his name is Sadhguru, but he's not actually...
dan friesen
Well, he is a yogi.
jordan holmes
Right, but he's not Guru Saad.
dan friesen
Sure, but what I'm getting at, you might describe him as a guru in some settings, perhaps.
But I don't think that the World Economic Forum has gurus in the way that Alex is describing that.
jordan holmes
Do you mean in the way that the Reagans had an astrologist?
They don't have gurus.
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
It's a different scenario where they're not like, hold on, hold on.
Yogi.
Yogi.
Srivanasta.
Come on.
Get over here.
dan friesen
Come on, buddy.
So after the India Economic Summit in 2019, Sadhguru did a four-minute interview, which was largely about how humanity's future needed to involve a restructuring of things like how we...
produce food and how we dress ourselves, since agriculture and textiles are two major sources of pollution and waste.
He also touched on how it was wrong, how the world has turned things like water and air into commodities instead of treating them as essential things that make life and shouldn't be commodities.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a weird thing for him to say.
dan friesen
Yeah.
In the interview, he says that the Earth is not in peril.
It will be just fine.
But if we don't make some changes, human life on Earth could get really cruel.
It could get quite cruel.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
The interview says that people viewing his panel appreciated his frankness, to which Sadhguru said, quote, that's my trouble.
All the religious groups are against me because I talk about population.
They want more souls.
I want less on the planet.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
In context, it's pretty obvious.
Just toss it in there.
If you want to go viral in the right-wing media, just go through old World Economic Forum videos and see if you can find somebody saying something that sounds kind of messed up.
Then cut the clip so it sounds as bad as possible and post it with a salacious headline.
Folks like Alex will just, like, they can't resist that bait.
It'll just be...
All over the place within a week.
jordan holmes
You know, the problem is they're always choosing people with good faith arguments in order to tear them down.
Like, I feel like I have been working my entire career to make the right-wing pull out shit that I say and then use it.
To vilify me, and they never do!
They never do!
dan friesen
That's been most of your role on the show.
unidentified
I say inflammatory shit all the time!
jordan holmes
I have not gone viral one time for being the Satanist devil that I am.
It's infuriating.
dan friesen
Well, you just gotta get booked at the World Economic Forum.
jordan holmes
We'll try.
dan friesen
Who's booking that these days?
unidentified
I don't know!
jordan holmes
I don't think it's Luke at the Improv anymore.
dan friesen
Probably not.
So this clip is gonna be important later.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Although it's not that important now.
jordan holmes
Oh.
alex jones
That's the incredible thing is, that's just some of the news, is that there are articles every day about me.
So many hundreds of them, I can't even track them all.
But I'll scan over them.
And one of the big talking points out there is that I am telling people that there's a plan to kill the public and that I'm trying to make people be violent in response to that made-up story.
Even though they're all over the news saying they want to depopulate us.
dan friesen
And they can't find beans.
jordan holmes
So wait.
Is he saying that his problem is we're saying that it's fake and that he is, in fact, saying that people should be violent?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
No, no.
I think that he's saying that he's not saying that people should be violent.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And that he's not making this up.
I think it's a whole thing.
jordan holmes
Okay, the whole thing.
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah, but just put a pin in all this for now, because this is going to come back in a very serious way later.
jordan holmes
Understood.
dan friesen
Alex is mad that there are articles saying that he's suggesting violence because of this globalist depopulation plan.
jordan holmes
Okay.
It's been a long time since Wednesday.
dan friesen
It certainly has.
jordan holmes
It certainly has.
dan friesen
So Alex believes that the media is gaslighting him.
You know, much like that, you know, they say that this plan, this evil plan doesn't exist.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
It's all just an exercise in trying to make him think he's crazy.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Welcome, my friends, to this live Friday, April 29th, worldwide transmission in defense of human liberty and our people's future.
Our will is And if we identify the globalists and their plans, they will be defeated.
Now, they are engaged in some incredible gaslighting.
New World Order chieftains are all over the news announcing world government total surveillance.
Forced injection, mass medical imprisonment, depopulation plans, ministries of truth, sexualization of five-year-olds to break up the family and not form lasting relationships.
I mean, it's all mainstream news.
Them telling you it's a wonderful, fantastic idea.
And then I say, it's a terrible idea.
And they say, that man must be silenced.
We're not saying that.
We're not in all the major newspapers saying dictatorship is good.
We're not devaluing the currency.
We're not imploding the border.
But they are, and we know they are.
dan friesen
None of that's real.
Most of it, though, is too vague to be even worth paying attention to.
But the point about the globalists wanting dictatorships, that's something that's a little bit easier to identify.
It's more concrete than any of the other stuff.
Talking point that's identifiable.
jordan holmes
The globalists want dictatorships, and that's why we support Putin in his attempt...
Wait, what's going on?
What's the problem?
dan friesen
We'll actually have an interesting comment about Putin coming up a little bit later.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
All right.
dan friesen
But the way Alex reports on this whole dictator thing is that the globalists are in all the major newspapers saying that dictatorships are good.
However, the reality is just that there was a single op-ed in Bloomberg written by a guy who's been a longtime proponent of the idea of benevolent dictators in developing...
Yeah.
And that's kind of an illustrative point to make there.
The rest of this is all just right-wing culture war memes that Alex is repeating, and he's expressing some level of anger that the regular media doesn't agree with him that these things are real.
Even if he took the entire rest of the show that he's got in front of him, he wouldn't be able to justify that list of claims in any meaningful way.
But thankfully, he doesn't try.
jordan holmes
No, that's a smart move on his part.
dan friesen
Instead...
unidentified
He just gets really angry.
alex jones
Myself and G. Edward Griffin and Ron Paul and so many others before us were exposing it and you were exposing it.
And you know who you are out there.
Some of you are 70, 80, 90 years old.
Been calling the show 25 years.
You've been fighting in the trenches forever, and the only reason we got a shot to beat these people is that God inspired you to find the truth, and I want to tell you from the bottom of my heart, from my family and my children, that I salute you!
jordan holmes
I just got a million dollars.
alex jones
We are unbreakable when we stand with God and ask God to fill ourselves with his spirit.
And I pray for God to pour out his spirit of strength and focus and clarity and discernment and honor and creativity and life.
And we praise God, eternal father of the.
I just got a million dollars.
unidentified
And it's in Bitcoin so I can longer it.
alex jones
Thank you, God.
Thank you, God.
Thank you for the consciousness you've given us.
Thank you for the will.
Thank you for everything you've done.
jordan holmes
Parentheses.
I got a million dollars.
unidentified
I got a million dollars.
alex jones
This news is over the top.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
What's happening?
jordan holmes
It's over the top, man.
dan friesen
Oh, God.
So, yeah, giving it up to the luminaries like Ron Paul and G. Edward Griffin, and then an angry thank you to God.
jordan holmes
Thank God.
Thank you, you God.
unidentified
Oh, God!
Thank you!
dan friesen
I felt incredibly unsafe when this started.
I felt like this show is probably, there's no guardrails to this.
We're in the beginning of the show, and Alex is furiously thanking God.
jordan holmes
I mean, as somebody with plenty of experience in mood swings, this is too quick of a mood swing for him to handle.
That's just not possible, you know?
It takes years of practice and medication, and also you can't.
Ever.
dan friesen
So, good luck.
He tries, and it just leads to a real protracted bit of rage.
alex jones
I mean, I am surprised at how open they are.
Pedophilia's good, they say.
World government's good.
Destroying everyone's good.
Depopulating is good.
Alzheimer's is good.
Cell phone radiation is good.
GMO is good.
The deadly shots are good.
We are being murdered.
And if we lay down to this, we deserve what we get.
But I, on the record, am saying to Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates of the New World Order that you are not superior to me.
I, and my listeners and people who love God, are superior to me.
dan friesen
Oh my god, he said it on the record.
jordan holmes
They are going to be furious.
dan friesen
He said it on the record.
jordan holmes
Have you seen their tweets since then?
unidentified
They were like, whoa, hold on, on the record?
dan friesen
It's a bit unofficial up to this point.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
They didn't even believe it.
He said it in private, and they were like, wow, there's no way he would go on the record with that.
dan friesen
I guess, you know, you can kind of get the sense that their plans can be foiled.
At this point.
It feels very much like pre-Monday mentality.
jordan holmes
I just...
I mean, it's just not fair.
You should have to at least change your sources if we're all going to die versus we've got a shot to defeat them.
dan friesen
I mean, when your sources are something as nebulous and pointless as your own thoughts and visions, then who cares?
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
If his audience is willing to accept...
My visions as a source ever.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
You don't need to do anything.
jordan holmes
I'm just saying that if your themed show, like, hey, this is my we're all gonna die, I'm saying goodbye show.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You get to use World Economic Forum people.
And then you're like, we can stop the globalists.
dan friesen
It would be nice if there was a revelation of something new that changes the information.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
dan friesen
Yeah, but you're asking too much.
jordan holmes
I am.
That's true.
dan friesen
This is all nonsense.
And it's just really a platform for Alex to...
Make his audience feel things so he doesn't have to, I think.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
I, on the record, am saying to Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates of the New World Order that you are not superior to me.
I and my listeners and people who love God are superior to you.
And just because we're superior, we're not going to take your free will and we're not going to put you in a camp and we're not going to kill you.
And we are not going to let you do the same thing to us.
Is that understood, little man?
unidentified
I mean, you will pay for what you've done, and I pray that God send angels to visit vengeance upon you.
alex jones
But none of us will harm a hair on your filthy, murderous heads.
unidentified
But God will crush you.
Crush you!
You will be destroyed, not us.
Bill breaks you!
God breaks Bill Gates!
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
Alright, come on now.
dan friesen
Come on now.
This is a little dumb.
jordan holmes
This is like the ultimate expression of somebody when like...
If you're a frontrunner or you've got the goods, when Alex is at his lowest, I quit.
I'm done.
We're all gonna die.
Everybody's dead.
Fuck all of you.
He gets a little bit more momentum and he's like, guess what?
unidentified
I'm the strongest man alive!
jordan holmes
And you're like, dude, you're a fucking weak coward.
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Well, the other thing, too, that this just brings to mind for me is I was in an acting class when I was in junior high or something like that.
And we did a skit.
Me and a couple other people in a group project.
And I thought it went pretty well.
We got some good laughs.
But afterwards, when we were getting notes from the teacher, she had to explain to me, there's a difference between acting and overacting.
And I think that no one's given Alex that note, because this is overacting.
jordan holmes
I appreciate a junior high acting teacher being like, we gotta nip this in the bud.
dan friesen
You're a little hammy.
jordan holmes
Listen, you're playing for the cheap seats, buddy.
dan friesen
Calm that down.
Yeah, Jim Carrey would tell Alex to tone it down a notch.
jordan holmes
Hey, hey, calm it down.
dan friesen
A little realer.
jordan holmes
Hey, let's...
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
So this is where the beginning of that show comes into play again, where I told you to put a button and Alex said that everyone's lying about him wanting violence and all that.
unidentified
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
So earlier, Alex said he was confused about how people could possibly think he was trying to stoke his audience towards violence.
You know, he's about love, and here he's even saying that people shouldn't harm a hair on his enemy's head.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
It's just that...
God should send an angel to crush Alex's enemies, you see?
jordan holmes
Right, yes.
dan friesen
But the problem is that Alex has, on way more than one occasion, explained that the way God works is that he'll send people to do his bidding, which includes enacting vengeance.
He's been super clear about this, like this time.
alex jones
You know, God is the will of the universe.
God is consciousness.
God is the Almighty.
And so vengeance is God's.
But how does God deliver vengeance?
Well, God delivers vengeance through us.
dan friesen
Or this time.
alex jones
You know, vengeance is God's.
Vengeance is God's.
But God has instruments of vengeance.
That's always the twist to the riddle.
And so the globalists expect to try to terrorize us.
We're not one of these poor kids you got strung out in one of your dungeons.
We're going to terrorize you.
dan friesen
Or this time.
alex jones
The good book tells us that vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.
But if you read deeper, many a man and woman in history has been used as the implement or the engine or the device, the tool to deliver vengeance.
dan friesen
This is a very established talking point on Alex's show, and any regular listener gets the wink he's doing.
It's really, really, really transparent, and he knows what he's doing.
This is garbage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think it's maybe a bit of a weak spot in our ability to understand things, where if somebody calls for violence...
On one day, you're like, ah, we gotcha.
You called for violence.
But if they split the concepts up over two days, you're like, we'll never catch this guy.
He's too smart for us.
dan friesen
Or if someone explains a metaphor very frequently and then uses the metaphor...
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
No, we'll never understand.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
It's a complete...
No, see, he's being literal this time and it was a metaphor last time.
There's no way to connect these two thoughts.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
He's too smart for us, Dan.
dan friesen
It's a really dangerous kind of way to behave and he should be really ashamed of pretending to be confused why people critique this.
jordan holmes
Why would they think I'm calling for violence?
dan friesen
Anyway, it keeps going.
alex jones
You will be visited by the Spirit of God.
jordan holmes
Which one?
unidentified
You will be visited by the angel.
The same angel that visited Pharaoh.
jordan holmes
You okay, buddy?
unidentified
You are not the angel of death.
God sends the angel of death.
And he sends the angel of death with wrath.
jordan holmes
He doesn't sound like a good dude.
alex jones
You will never suppress us.
You will never stop us.
jordan holmes
That's the voice of a loving god.
alex jones
You will never take our birthright.
Now that I've said that to Satan and his minions, let us move to the news.
jordan holmes
Oh my god!
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
No!
unidentified
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Refuse!
dan friesen
I was very close to using now that I've said that to Satan and his minions.
Let's go to the news.
As an out-of-context drop, that would ruin the surprise.
jordan holmes
That's got to be perfect.
That's got to be what it is.
dan friesen
Yeah, I feel like he sounded a lot like a demon.
jordan holmes
I mean, can you tell me why you think that your Justin loving God sounds like this?
unidentified
Oh, I will murder everyone that gets in my way.
Just because I say it's the angel of death doesn't mean it's not murder.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a little bit weird.
He's in a bad...
jordan holmes
I mean, he's in a thing.
He's in a thing.
dan friesen
It's not really a bad mood for him, but it's fucked up.
jordan holmes
It's a triumphant mood, but because he was so recently fucked up, it's a triumphant fucked up mood.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
I find it more and more difficult to try and parse his mood.
unidentified
Dangerous.
dan friesen
Especially as, like, there's real-world stuff going on that's kind of difficult to parse, and then you have him acting like a complete fucking weirdo on his show.
jordan holmes
Just lunatic.
Absolute insanity.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I may, for the next short stretch of time, just abdicate responsibility to explain what he's doing, because...
Shit don't make sense.
jordan holmes
Listen, hey, you could not come to someone more equipped to tell you how he's feeling, and I have no fucking clue.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's where we're at.
So what do you want to do next?
dan friesen
So Alex complains about Noah Harari, the futurist who he's pretty mad about.
Apparently there's a clip of him.
I don't really know what's too offensive about this clip, but I'm mostly just playing it to show Alex's...
Just keen insights.
alex jones
Here's a clip of him yesterday announcing that they need world government to carry out world tyranny while governments around the world sign onto a treaty to have the UN run their medical response to pandemics when it's the UN itself that cooked up the weapon with Bill Gates, released it, then brought in the vaccine.
It's not a vaccine.
That continues on with the weapon.
Talk about sick.
Talk about twisted.
That's who these people are.
Here he is in his latest disgusting declaration.
unidentified
It was a huge disappointment.
To see the lack of global leadership and the lack of global cooperation over the last two years.
yuval noah harari
In the beginning, it was like watching a disaster in slow motion.
unidentified
Oh, you hate it.
That as the virus began to spread around the world.
jordan holmes
Is that fentanyl?
unidentified
And it was still in the initial stages.
Decisive action could have stopped it.
And there was like, there are no adults in the room.
Like, everybody is just watching it.
And nobody is taking leadership.
yuval noah harari
Okay, let's have an international front to together help the countries most in need and stop this before it spreads everywhere and before we have this problem that we are now facing with the mutations and the environment.
unidentified
And there was no global leadership.
dan friesen
Very strange.
I mean, far be it from us to really criticize somebody talking over a clip.
Sure.
I do think that if you were just doing possibly racist, offensive voices, I don't think that I would consider that a worthwhile contribution to our show.
alex jones
No, no.
dan friesen
I feel like if that's all Alex has got, he should probably just shut up.
jordan holmes
I mean, he literally can't play this clip.
Like, this clip is counter to his narratives.
He's saying that the guy who is evil, who is orchestrating this whole thing, the UN who has created the vaccine that's not a vaccine, who's created this whole fucking pandemic, all of this out of himself, right?
And this guy's part of it, and this guy's saying, here's the problem.
Our reaction was, no one knew what the fuck was going on.
dan friesen
Right, it is...
A difficult thing, and I think that Alex makes weird noises to help distract people.
jordan holmes
That does.
dan friesen
It is distracting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's true.
dan friesen
And then, I think this is really simple for him to get around, and that is him saying, like, Alex would say that, yeah, Harari is saying this, but that's just because they want to do something even more draconian next time.
Right?
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
There's simple paths around that.
unidentified
Fine.
dan friesen
But yeah, on the surface, what you're saying makes a lot of sense, and it would be...
It would be disqualified.
In a rational world, it would be a fine objection to make.
But that is not where we are, baby.
jordan holmes
I like to imagine a class, like imagine if you taught a class that was in every respect a completely normal class and everyone gave you answers that were reasonable and understandable and you just kept being like, nope, that's not how Alex thinks.
Next question!
dan friesen
Sorry, we are in bonkers world.
Nothing makes sense.
You're the teacher now!
jordan holmes
Change places!
dan friesen
I know that you're somebody who's got a lot of feelings about climate change.
jordan holmes
I've had some.
dan friesen
You're somebody who has some concerns.
jordan holmes
It's bad.
dan friesen
Did you know that we just need to put more CO2 out?
Did you know that that's the answer?
jordan holmes
Then we can punch through to the other side?
dan friesen
You bet.
alex jones
Carbon dioxide was much higher in our atmosphere previously.
And now it's very, very low, a trace gas.
And when you boost it up even hundreds of times, it makes more oxygen through the carbon cycle of plants and more life.
And they know that the real reason that the Sahara is expanding was low carbon dioxide.
Look at the studies.
Sahara expanding because of lower carbon dioxide in the last million years.
Just type that in.
Type in higher carbon dioxide.
Green's the desert.
unidentified
But then they're like, oh, we need to stop the desert.
jordan holmes
How is this racist?
alex jones
We need to get rid of carbon dioxide.
Thank God it's all hell to the planet.
Like it was put there for us as our fuel by our daddy.
jordan holmes
Oh, amazing.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
I propose we do a very quick, simple experiment.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Okay, let's put Alex into a room.
And boost the CO2 up by several...
dan friesen
You may have a few plants in there, probably.
jordan holmes
Well, of course, in order to absorb it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But let's just boost it up by several magnitudes and see how he does.
dan friesen
Sure.
I mean, look, there is a kernel of truth to what he's saying.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And that is that higher CO2 levels are a factor in the Sahara greening a little bit.
You know, that is something that is understood.
But that isn't like, hey, deserts are bad.
More plants are good.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So therefore, we just need to put CO2 everywhere.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We'll fix everything.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Which seems to be, like, he has a very single variable thinking here, and it's just...
It's really dumb.
jordan holmes
It is a bit on those lines of like, oh, well, plants were bigger in the Cretaceous period because there was a larger amount of CO2 in the air.
So obviously what we should do is recreate those exact same circumstances.
Duh.
dan friesen
Don't you want really big broccoli?
jordan holmes
I saw that.
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Except for it was honey, I blew up the kid.
That one was great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought that maybe that would be something that would make you angrier, but I guess you have lost your will to fight.
jordan holmes
Lost my will.
Don't got it anymore.
Don't got it anymore.
dan friesen
Well, good.
jordan holmes
We're all dead.
alex jones
We need to get rid of the outside.
It was put there for us as our fuel by our daddy.
All this was set up, the planet perfectly set by the sun, the moon, the exact location where it needs to be for this perfect climate.
I mean, we were given the launch pad.
And these gremlins are like, anything that's good to get us off the planet and go next level, they are dynamiting and attacking and destroying.
Because their transmission, their job from this thing is kill them, destroy them, annihilate them, shut it down, sabotage it, confuse them.
And it just transmits that over and over again.
I will give you power if you shut them down.
Kill them.
unidentified
Kill them.
alex jones
That's transmitting.
unidentified
Kill.
Kill.
alex jones
Kill the humans.
What is it?
unidentified
Satan.
alex jones
An alien.
jordan holmes
Is that?
alex jones
Right there in the Bible.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The more I listen to this show in the current day, like, the more I think, I start to just think, okay, so the plot is basically that, like, There's a battle to get off of Earth, right?
That's basically the entire storyline.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
We got rich globalists.
dan friesen
Well, humans want to get off of Earth.
Presumably, maybe, he doesn't say this all the time, but maybe because there's a war going on in heaven where we're needed.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But Satan, by way of the globalists who are his minions, are trying to meddle around and keep us from leaving Earth.
jordan holmes
Right, because he's saying that...
All humanity has the instinct to escape from Earth and get to the heavens.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
Right.
But the globalists are trying to take it just for themselves.
dan friesen
No.
Well, maybe.
But I would assume that they're involved in the war in heaven, right?
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
I mean, who's waging the war in heaven if it isn't Satan?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is he trying to get reinforcements?
Is that the idea?
dan friesen
That's what I keep coming back to.
jordan holmes
Why is he coming?
Why is he wasting his time?
dan friesen
The way that this makes sense to me, and I'd like to apologize in advance to Alex if this isn't what he's saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he'll be offended.
dan friesen
Pretty confusing sometimes.
It feels like God needs backup.
That's why he created man on Earth.
But it's also a test to see if we're good enough to be the backup.
And so we have to get off the planet, go up to heaven, and help out in that war that he's fighting with the devil, who also works for him.
jordan holmes
And the most important thing is that so far only one man has proved himself worthy to be God's backup.
dan friesen
Well, I say we put him on a rocket.
jordan holmes
Send him up to that war in heaven, buddy.
dan friesen
Send him to Texas.
Elon Musk could build it for him.
jordan holmes
Hey, if Satan's an alien, Alex is whatever he is, send him off together.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very confusing.
But I do think that this show maybe has lost the plot.
From its days of being about, like, fractional reserve banking.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And the Federal Reserve.
jordan holmes
Okay, so if I recall correctly, we need to eliminate foreign aid is a huge issue.
dan friesen
We need to go back to the gold standard.
Wait, Satan wants to keep us on the planet?
jordan holmes
Satan wants to keep us on the gold standard?
dan friesen
Alright.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex complains about the sad guru a little bit more, and he calls him a smart-mouthed guru, which I thought was kind of funny.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
This show's also really violent.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
So, you got this smart-mouthed guru walking around putting on his act like he's all high and mighty, up there laughing about how they want to depopulate us at the World Economic Forum.
Let's hear from this piece of garbage.
unidentified
So in the session we just attended here at the Economic Forum, I think there was a sense of relief, actually, in your frankness.
You brought up some issues that others are reluctant to bring up.
That's my trouble.
Always.
All the religious groups are against me because I'm talking about population.
They want more souls.
I want less on the planet.
alex jones
Then blow your head off, then.
unidentified
I'm not going to do it.
alex jones
Nothing violent against you.
Just shove a shotgun in your mouth and blow your brains out, buddy.
Pour gasoline on yourself.
Feed yourself into a wood chipper.
Jump off a 50-story building.
Just get out of my way.
You want to kill people, big man?
You like running your freaking mouth talking about it?
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
I say God's going to step on you like a cockroach when you turn the lights on at midnight.
You want death, brother?
You're going to get it.
unidentified
You like death?
You're gonna get it.
alex jones
You understand that, you little piece of filth?
unidentified
This sounds just like he was trying to do a Macho Man Randy Savage promo.
jordan holmes
This is weird, yeah.
dan friesen
This is so ridiculous.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, it just goes to show that this is a man who loves free speech.
dan friesen
Loves it.
jordan holmes
Who wants a diverse array of opinions in his life.
dan friesen
Also quite tolerant.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
He's a classical liberal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yep.
Free speech.
jordan holmes
I'm really concerned that you're missing the most important part of shoot first, ask questions later.
dan friesen
Well, I gotta say, Alex is taking full advantage of his free speech.
jordan holmes
It's weird how that works.
dan friesen
Getting real violent.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Real gross.
jordan holmes
Oh, gross.
alex jones
God hates...
And God is gonna stomp you into the ground.
dan friesen
So there's a bleep there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what did he say?
dan friesen
God hates you, guru dipshit.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
Yeah, it wasn't that great.
jordan holmes
That's better than it could have been.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's true.
jordan holmes
It's a lot better than it could have been.
alex jones
You thug.
You thuggy.
You little slime bag.
I know who you are.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
God's gonna cut you down.
Not us.
We're peaceful.
We love everybody.
Let me just sit back and let daddy take care of it.
unidentified
Nothing says I love you more than this.
alex jones
And then when God's ready, it won't be us that go into the furnace.
unidentified
It'll be you.
Because you asked for it.
alex jones
You are conjuring us.
You are rising the resistance, which we are.
unidentified
We will not be stopped.
You.
You.
You will die.
What?
alex jones
Not us.
You fraud.
unidentified
Yeah, you got him there.
alex jones
You succubus.
unidentified
You liar.
alex jones
Luciferian filth.
dan friesen
Running out of steam a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, we're really, ooh, we're falling off a cliff real fast.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's probably the trouble with his...
Failing cardio.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Nah, you gotta get on the treadmill if you wanna keep insulting people like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I also think that if you really listen to what he's saying in that clip, he's saying, my followers are gonna kill you and it's your fault.
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
No, 100%.
And even the part where he's like, God has ordained us to kill you.
unidentified
We're peaceful.
jordan holmes
We're peaceful, not us.
unidentified
You're gonna die.
And God has chosen you for it because of what you have chosen.
dan friesen
We love you.
You've risen us up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
You've conjured us to murder you.
Right.
How dare you say whatever it was like, maybe let's not murder everybody.
Now you gotta die, buddy.
dan friesen
It's outrageous.
jordan holmes
Wild.
dan friesen
Anyway, this dude is just asking for death.
unidentified
I don't understand how.
alex jones
Bring her of death.
Bring her of death.
You want death?
Bring her of death.
unidentified
What is this?
You.
alex jones
You did it.
You asked for it.
And God's going to just let that door slide open and hear everything you asked for.
Everything you wanted to happen to us will happen to you.
And all your rituals you conduct to try to divert all of that karmic energy will not be...
unidentified
Deflect it.
alex jones
It will bounce back a thousand times stronger and will incinerate you.
jordan holmes
Because I am rubber.
unidentified
Because you are glue.
alex jones
You have announced you want to kill everybody because deep down you know it's you that needs to die.
You want us to die?
I got a better idea.
unidentified
I got a better idea.
How about we all pray for justice?
How about we ask God to punish these people?
alex jones
And if we get hurt in the process, well, that's just collateral damage, isn't it?
dan friesen
This is incredibly fucked up.
jordan holmes
This is fucked up.
unidentified
No, this is a dude who's gone from fucking...
jordan holmes
No, he was gonna die, everybody was gonna die, and it was because he was sad, and now everybody's gonna die because he's wealthy enough to afford it.
dan friesen
Well, maybe his enemies are going to die.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is insane.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is a level of being fairly overt about basically poking the audience to be like...
Hey, someone should kill somebody.
jordan holmes
No, this is unacceptable.
We're at the intervention level.
dan friesen
It's more than normal, that's for sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, somebody needs to stop this.
dan friesen
It's not good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I was pretty shocked.
I will say that if you understand the code that he's using, essentially, and it's not very difficult, you don't need some kind of a code breaker to come in.
jordan holmes
We're not wind talkers.
dan friesen
Why don't we pray for justice?
Why don't we pray for God to punish these people?
jordan holmes
How about you and me pray together for justice?
dan friesen
So we're going to be praying for God to do this, but we know that God operates through...
Alex's audience.
Maybe men and women who want to do a little thing for God.
Do God a favor.
jordan holmes
Hey, guess what?
unidentified
When we're praying, maybe you feel like the prayer was about you.
jordan holmes
I'm not saying it is.
I'm not saying it's not.
dan friesen
Alex is praying for one of his audience members to kill Sad Guru.
jordan holmes
That's basically what he's doing.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Pretty fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Especially for somebody that he literally did not really care about up until like 20 seconds ago.
dan friesen
Can't say that I remember him hearing him talk about him in the past.
jordan holmes
He went from zero to murder victim in very quickly.
dan friesen
Also, this comment that Alex is triggered by and going off on this rant about is three years old.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's cool.
Anyway, Alex also doesn't like how he dresses.
alex jones
That's what he is, is a thug.
A thug.
Look that word up.
A thuggy.
Creeping around, acting all powerful, acting all tough.
I guarantee you, you put him on the rack.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
He'll beg for a moment in five seconds.
unidentified
Where are you finding this rack?
alex jones
Bring her to death.
unidentified
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
alex jones
God is the bringer of death.
unidentified
Not you, Lucifer.
alex jones
You little twit.
You're a little cool John Lennon outfit.
But John Lennon was against your depopulation.
John Lennon woke up to the Satanist and was singing songs about it.
Because he'd been part of it.
And that's why they killed him dead than a hammer.
But he lives on.
He's real.
You're not.
You're a sack of garbage.
dan friesen
Yeah, so apparently John Lennon's murder was a globalist plot.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
I should have seen that coming.
jordan holmes
You know what?
It was on me for assuming that it couldn't have been.
dan friesen
I wonder if he thinks that Paul was replaced.
That theory, that conspiracy theory.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yes, also, let's not criticize an Indian man for wearing clothes that are similar to the ones that John Lennon wore, which were inspired by another Indian guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's more like John Lennon was misappropriating.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And then he's, but he's not.
dan friesen
Calling that style of wear a John Lennon outfit is kind of telling on yourself in terms of...
jordan holmes
It's a little bit like wearing a dashiki now and being like, see, it's like what Nancy Pelosi wore.
You're just stealing Nancy Pelosi.
Pelosi's shit, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, fine.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
So Alex is really mad, and he's getting into this weird, weird, weird headspace, but he also has time for a couple headlines here and there.
So here's one of them.
alex jones
All over France, farmers are coming in and dumping thousands and thousands, hundreds, I mean, tens of thousands of times.
Thousands of tractors and trucks are dumping thousands of pounds of manure apiece.
And no one is buying that Macron won by 15 points or whatever.
You believe in that, you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
jordan holmes
What about God?
alex jones
And so the farmers are saying, you clean it up, government.
You go ahead and just enjoy yourself.
Because we're done.
dan friesen
So it is true that two tons of manure were dropped outside of a building that housed the office of a politician from Macron's political party, and it was done in an act of protest.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
However, Alex is failing to mention that this happened in August 2019.
jordan holmes
Ooh, so close!
dan friesen
There is a recent story, although it's kind of hard to find good sourcing on it, about farmers dropping manure in front of supermarkets in the city of Powell as a protest.
About rising prices.
jordan holmes
Right.
They were like, we are farmers!
We're done!
dan friesen
Okay.
This is a town of about 75,000 people, or to compare it to a U.S. city, it's the size of Evanston.
I'm not sure if this is as big of a deal as Alex is making it out to be, quite frankly.
Also, I want to point this out.
French farmers protest by dropping manure all the time.
All the time.
jordan holmes
I mean, they've got so much of it.
dan friesen
Just Google it.
It's wild.
It happens a lot.
jordan holmes
Listen, the French know how to fucking do it, man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And the farmers' protest of choice is clearly putting manure where people don't want it to be.
jordan holmes
I mean, it just seems too obvious that we don't do it.
Right?
dan friesen
I wouldn't encourage it.
I don't want to...
jordan holmes
I'm not encouraging it.
dan friesen
I'm just saying it's right there.
I'd rather it not be right there.
jordan holmes
No, of course.
It's not right there.
dan friesen
So, Alex is, you know, he gets off the news because there's more Satan to talk about and what have you.
unidentified
I thought we had finished talking about Satan.
dan friesen
We were momentarily done.
jordan holmes
And so it was time to talk about the news.
dan friesen
Nope.
Momentarily done.
unidentified
Momentarily.
dan friesen
I have to get back to Satan.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So, Alex has made this comparison a bunch in the past that, like, if there was just a corrupt government...
I wouldn't be like this.
jordan holmes
Oh, we'd love just a corrupt government.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
So he expounds on this a little bit, and he says some things that are accidentally really revealing.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
I've said this before, I'll say it again.
If we had a boss hog running things that just wanted to be in charge, but wanted prosperity and fun, I would say, hey, we shouldn't have boss hog.
And I would fight boss hog, but I wouldn't risk my life.
No.
I would take a job for boss hog.
And I do things in and around Boss Hog, and I do what I could to stop Boss Hog.
But I wouldn't risk my life to fight Boss Hog.
Because Boss Hog loves his grandchildren.
Boss Hog don't want to see everybody poor, he just wants to be in charge.
I can understand that.
And you know, Vladimir Putin's Boss Hog, folks.
So you got Boss Hog over here, he's the old-fashioned thing.
The thing we fought, King George III was Boss Hog.
Not that bad, but you know, we were all bad.
unidentified
And I fight Boss Hogs.
alex jones
And I resist fight.
I mean, I do whatever I could to stop them.
But I'm not going to go 100% crazy-eyed into a fight against Boss Hog because I'm a little bit of Boss Hog and we all are.
jordan holmes
Alex was a loyalist?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a fun clip.
jordan holmes
Alex would not have fought the Revolutionary War, because Alex is a giant coward who loves to kowtow and lick boots.
dan friesen
Yeah, he wouldn't have supported the Revolution, apparently, because he wouldn't have put it all on the line.
jordan holmes
Fuck you, Thomas Jefferson!
Your shit was bullshit!
Why'd you put it all on the line for a boss hog?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's just a boss hog.
jordan holmes
It's just a boss hog!
dan friesen
Yeah, there's another gigantic truth that this reveals about Alex though too, and that is that he doesn't really care about corruption.
One of his long-running bumpers that we'd come back from commercials with is how he's all about fighting corruption, but that's not true at all.
He's totally fine with corruption, even large-scale, like, organized corruption apparently, if the corruption is focused in the right direction and it doesn't involve any of the elements of his personal identity being threatened.
Right.
unidentified
Because that's really apparently what he cares about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
I understand why he didn't present his show that way though, because it kind of makes A little bit.
Guy who goes growl all the time on the radio.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A narcissistic, money-obsessed monster is less interesting than...
dan friesen
With an incredibly bruised and sensitive identity.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Who whines all the time.
dan friesen
Incessantly.
jordan holmes
Non-stop whining.
dan friesen
It can't stop projecting.
jordan holmes
Have you ever...
It's like a dog that's left alone...
That's left home alone all day, you know?
And the dog's owners...
They're at work.
They don't know how much the dog whines all day, every day, but you walk by there and you know all day, every day, nonstop whining.
That's Alex.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
He's a whining dog.
dan friesen
Just imagine if that dog didn't have a radio show.
jordan holmes
It'd be great.
dan friesen
So, Alex, in this next clip, I don't know else to explain this.
It seems to be him describing an argument that he had with God within his own head.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This is on the radio.
This is a news show.
jordan holmes
On the radio.
dan friesen
Yep.
alex jones
Every damn cell in my body, when they're trying to kill our species and mutate our species and turn us against each other and bring us down, it's the opposite of fear.
It's every damn cell punching me in the face going, Jones, you get your ass in gear and you stop these people.
And whatever you need, you're going to get it, sonny.
But you got a man up.
That voice of the Holy Spirit and discernment.
The conscience that's connecting with that program God gave us is demanding, ordering, pushing me, punching me, attacking me, saying you have not done enough.
unidentified
You are a coward.
You are weak.
And I'm telling you, I gave you all this power to carry out an operation.
alex jones
And if you don't give me 100%, I'm going to dump you in with these people.
And I'm just like, Please just take me over then.
No, God says, you have free will.
You're going to do this, you signed on for this, and you're going to execute this, or I'm going to fry your ass!
That's what God-fearing is.
unidentified
You think I fear you, Satanist?
jordan holmes
How much, and I don't know if you know this personally or not, but just like ballpark it in your head, how much meth could you buy with a million in Bitcoin?
dan friesen
Look, I don't know what the going rate is.
I guess I never did know what the going rate was, so it'd be tough for me to ballpark.
jordan holmes
It would be.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, look, there's some problems with the mental state that he's presenting.
Couple.
All of them.
Like, there's delusion underneath a lot of this.
And granted, of course, a lot of it is performance.
A lot of it is just like...
He's amping himself up and going incredibly over the top.
And like I said, overacting in a lot of places.
But some of these ideas that he's expressing also seem to be somewhat in line with things he said in the past.
Yeah.
unidentified
And the idea of like him really feeling conflicted within his head of like voices yelling at him to do things.
jordan holmes
Totally.
unidentified
Kind of checks out.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I worry about that.
jordan holmes
I do like him being like, oh man, you got a man up!
And it's like, man, once that million runs out, you are suddenly going to find you're not a man, are you?
dan friesen
Well, suddenly you're going to learn that the Globo's plan is so much more insidious than you realize.
jordan holmes
I can't do it.
unidentified
We're all dead anyways.
jordan holmes
I quit.
alex jones
I'm a quitter.
jordan holmes
I quit all the time.
I'm a quitter.
dan friesen
But he's not afraid of anything.
Anything.
He's not.
alex jones
You think I fear the New World Order?
You think I fear the mainstream media?
unidentified
I fear God!
Because I know how real God is!
alex jones
And I resonate with God, and I can feel that deliberate, focused rage and annihilation.
And so I click my heels and I salute and I say, whatever you say.
unidentified
I say, whatever you say.
Whatever you say, just please, please, please, please.
alex jones
Oh, God.
And God says, you want free will, don't you?
You wanted this.
And yes, I do.
And it's so beautiful and it's so great and it's so powerful.
unidentified
It's so real.
It's everything the Satanists are looking for.
It's everything the left wants.
It's all the things they crave and believe they'll have.
It's all waiting right there.
If they just take God's hand, it's all they had to do.
But they didn't do it.
jordan holmes
What are we doing here?
dan friesen
This feels voyeuristic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This feels really gross.
unidentified
God's presence.
alex jones
So they say, I'm ashamed of myself, God.
And so I'm going to hate you.
And I'm going to try to be you at the same time.
Because I don't like the way you make me feel.
And I don't like how you order me to do things.
And I don't like how you're so good and how it's just so powerful.
unidentified
I just don't like it.
alex jones
And that's what goes on in Satan's brain.
jordan holmes
Yes, Dan.
Dan.
That's what goes on in Satan's brain.
alex jones
I guess.
jordan holmes
Because Satan has a brain.
dan friesen
Sure.
Yeah.
You know what Satan eats?
unidentified
Yeah, man.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
I'm worried.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
Why are we whispering about...
unidentified
Take God's hand.
jordan holmes
Jesus, man.
unidentified
What are you even fucking talking about?
jordan holmes
Also, I'm not going to throw this out here.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
unidentified
You...
jordan holmes
You are required to refuse an unlawful order even if it's from God.
dan friesen
Is that right?
jordan holmes
It does not protect you legally.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
It does not protect you legally.
Like, if God is like, look, if God shows up and he's like, hey, Jordan, you better go genocide those Canaanites, I'm going to be like, no, God, I refuse.
dan friesen
I think that's brave of you.
jordan holmes
I think so, too.
dan friesen
I think I also, like, I keep running into this.
I don't know how to put this exactly other than to say, I think that Alex is a terrible spokesman for God.
jordan holmes
He's really bad at it!
dan friesen
If I were on the fence about God, and I was like, this is a godly man, this is what it looks like, I would not want this.
unidentified
Thumbs down.
dan friesen
He sounds tortured.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He sounds conflicted even about, like, elementary things about reality.
jordan holmes
Utterly insane.
He screams a lot.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
I mean, and his...
dan friesen
Seems barely in control of his own emotional state.
jordan holmes
Like, simple stuff.
Like, let's just take it back a thousand feet to the pure bird's eye view.
If your impression of God is, oh, I want you to kill my enemies.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's a bad God.
That's a bad God.
dan friesen
Or your impression of God is, you agreed to do this thing for me, this suicide mission that you're going on, and now if you're not going to go 100%, I'm going to burn you.
I'm going to send you to hell.
jordan holmes
Hey, little weakling.
How do you feel now?
You're so weak.
dan friesen
That's not an impression of God I don't think I resonate with.
jordan holmes
No, I think all of his gods are pretty much shit.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They remind me a lot of him, actually.
dan friesen
My discernment does not care for this.
So I unfortunately have something new to bring to the audience's attention.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
From the person who brought you stackies and the person who brought you breakies, I now bring you eggies.
alex jones
And that's what goes on in Satan's brain.
And so Satan can come find embryonic humans.
At their larval level, that's what we were at, and say, well, watch what I'll do to your eggs.
We're God's eggs.
Little eggies.
And God says, well, that's part of the plan there, sonny boy.
jordan holmes
What?
Why?
Huh?
alex jones
And that's the Satanist argument.
Why did God do this?
Because God did what was right.
jordan holmes
Huh?
alex jones
Why shouldn't God create trillions of free souls?
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Why shouldn't God create company?
Why shouldn't God create new entities that have free will and can grasp infinity?
jordan holmes
Oh, because that's selfish and he's creating slaves.
alex jones
It would be a sin not to do that.
And so that's the argument.
Your God is the ultimate Satanist, but it's not true.
Your God is the ultimate sadist, but it's not true.
God created free will.
And God did this.
And yes, Satan works for God.
jordan holmes
Oh my God.
alex jones
But God doesn't do what Satan does.
jordan holmes
No, what?
alex jones
God didn't order Satan to do this.
jordan holmes
What?
Then in what meaningful way does he work for him?
alex jones
But God is into freedom.
dan friesen
Yeah, Satan works for God, but God's into freedom.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes
So wait, Satan can't be fired?
dan friesen
See, that was something that I was wondering about myself, because if you work for somebody and you can't be fired, then you don't work for them.
jordan holmes
What meaningful way do you work for them?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Look, as I was getting this episode ready, I did cut some of these clips and...
I have nothing to say about them.
All that needed to be said?
jordan holmes
I legitimately don't know what he's saying.
All that needed to be said has been said.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
He said it.
You heard it.
From whatever you get out of that, it's probably right.
dan friesen
Most of what I took from that is he's on one, and we now have Eggies in the mix.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's just like, try and make sense of what you're saying about your own belief system.
Look, none of them are great, but at least most of them try to make sense.
You're out there like, hey, listen, Satan's the ultimate evil and he's trying to kill you.
God's the ultimate good and he created free will.
Satan works for God, but God doesn't do what Satan does and God didn't tell Satan to do that stuff.
Satan works for God, but God didn't tell him to do that.
dan friesen
Now, Klaus Schwab is working for the devil and he wants to keep us from space.
alex jones
Back on it!
dan friesen
Look, I think that he does make some sense.
I think you'll agree.
As somebody who, I don't know, has read some fantasy novels, I think you might agree with some of this.
alex jones
All right, we're going to go to break.
But I got to tell you, I've seen the next level.
This is just a boot camp, folks.
And if you think you're going to go flying around up there and play harps and stuff, when you go to the next level, ladies and gentlemen, you're going to realize that there is a lot more going on.
And it's so complex and so fantastical and so real, I can't even interpret it.
It's nothing in literature, in art, in culture, totally new.
All of it's just completely...
I could go to Hollywood right now and write science fiction books and be number one all day long because this stuff's never been seen.
This is new, because the average person has no access to it, and so much of what you see is things that the Satanists have seen, but only to a certain level.
Like, you see Sauron in Lord of the Rings?
That's what Satan looks like.
I saw that when I was, like, four years old.
That's the exact deal.
Sauron.
That's what it looks like.
That's what it is.
They've seen that.
That's what these things are.
Look at Sauron.
That's the outfit, the gear, the whole nine yards.
You think it's an all-seeing eye until you realize there's a portal with Sauron standing in it.
What?
It's an all-seeing eye.
It's a portal with Sauron standing right there.
But Sauron will fall.
Sauron will fail.
jordan holmes
I mean...
alex jones
Next hour's coming up.
Infowars.com.
Tomorrow's news today.
Stay with us.
dan friesen
No comment.
jordan holmes
Like, I want to be mad about that from, like, a nerdy perspective, but honestly, what I'm really mad about is that somebody needs to put this person into therapy immediately.
dan friesen
Therapy's not gonna cut it.
jordan holmes
I mean, a whole host of any number of things.
He needs a team of specialists to, I mean, why does he have lawyers?
He should be surrounded with doctors at all times, just, like, prodding him and poking him, trying to figure out what it is that makes him this way.
dan friesen
I'm fascinated.
I don't understand how you can spend all this time talking about these, I've seen the depths of the metaphysical world.
I've seen beyond God's vision.
jordan holmes
I've seen it.
dan friesen
It's just like Sauron.
jordan holmes
It's exactly like that.
dan friesen
It's that gear.
It's the clothes that Sauron is wearing in the movie.
It's just like that.
jordan holmes
I could go to Hollywood and be number one.
Because what I've seen is like nothing anyone else has seen there before.
Here's my example.
Something that someone else has seen and done better.
dan friesen
And made a bunch of times.
Yeah, that's the other thing that I run into.
He's talking about how this is beyond anyone's imagination of science fiction.
His version of reality is just old science fiction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's all there.
dan friesen
So his imagination, I don't think, is very robust.
jordan holmes
I mean, the sci-fi...
Well, I mean, the special effects on his imagination stopped somewhere around Logan's run.
So, yeah.
I think we're good.
dan friesen
So, that was the messed up first hour of the show.
jordan holmes
That was just...
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Boy.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Could have skipped that one.
dan friesen
No.
Certainly can't.
It was intense.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So the second hour we are going to skip.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because Savannah Hernandez comes in.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
And a lot of the interview is Alex kind of trying to apologize because, like, back when she worked at InfoWars, he was like, you're a woman.
You can't go out to these protests.
They're too dangerous for a woman.
And then she quit.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then she went to work for The Blaze and now she got on Tucker.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He really fucked that one up.
dan friesen
Oh, I should have maybe stuck with you, but I'm too much of a fucking chauvinist.
jordan holmes
I can't believe chauvinism has...
Worked out negatively for me.
This is crazy.
dan friesen
I don't believe in the potential of women to do the same things men can do.
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
You quit because of it.
jordan holmes
Here's what you could have done.
Had a child.
alex jones
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, she's in the second hour, and I don't care.
It's not very interesting.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But, Roger Stone comes in for the third hour.
jordan holmes
Coming in hot.
dan friesen
There is some big fucking news.
But, I should say, it's also fake news.
unidentified
Oh.
alex jones
We are now joined, the rest of the hour, by the mighty...
Roger Stone.
Roger, I want to talk about Elon Musk.
I want to talk about the economy.
I want to talk about Russia.
I want to talk about January 6th.
All of you, my good friend, my compadre.
But, wow.
I got a bunch of texts last night.
I didn't call you.
I didn't want to bug you.
Like, Roger's back on Twitter.
And then within hours, it was banned.
And, oh.
The New York Times, the Washington Post, I've got a Ruffington Post, they're all right here.
Oh, he's banned again, thank God.
And then you text me, you go, that's not Texas, it's true.
He said, no, that's not even my account.
So, they can't get anything right.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
So if this was a fake account that tried to rejoin Twitter as Roger Stone USA, it was someone with a remarkable level of connection to Roger and possibly access to some of his passwords.
jordan holmes
Hmm, I think I know who it might be.
dan friesen
According to The Wrap, Roger posted on his Telegram account, quote, Well, bitches, I'm back on Twitter.
I'm anxious to see how strong Elon Musk's commitment to free speech is.
So if this is just sort of a fake account on Twitter, then they must have access to Roger's Telegram account, too.
jordan holmes
Who put those ads out way back?
unidentified
Credico?
jordan holmes
I think it's Credico.
I think it's Credico.
dan friesen
But this gets worse, man.
The Daily Beast reached out to Roger for comment, and he said, quote, I posted a new account to prove a point.
I look forward to whoever made the decision to suspend my account getting fired.
Attention, Elon Musk.
So, it has to be like a fake account that has his telegram password and is able to critically impersonate him to a journalist.
It could have been Credico!
jordan holmes
Could have been Credico!
dan friesen
This seems like it could be a large-scale security problem on Roger's end of things.
So, obviously, what happened is that Roger created a Twitter account.
It got banned, and now Alex is trying to find a way to save face, or he just doesn't even know at all what the details are.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
We're just trying to, like, ha-ha, fake news of the media.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, Roger isn't going to play along with Alex, because Roger did make that account.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, Alex lets him talk, and Roger deflates the whole thing.
alex jones
Moving on from that, Roger Stone dumped from Twitter almost as fast as he rejoined.
More fake news.
You're getting into this big battle over Twitter and these latest pieces of disinformation.
roger stone
So, what I did, Alex, to prove my point was, instead of trying to get my currently suspended Twitter page reinstated, where I had just short of a million followers, I purposely posted a new profile, confident that the current woke staff at Twitter would ban me immediately, and it only took six hours.
alex jones
Okay, because I barely talked to you this morning.
I misinterpreted.
You were just saying, I get it.
It wasn't an official account, though.
dan friesen
Oh, so I had my information wrong, and then I accused the media of passing off a fake story, and they can't possibly even get it right!
Haha, oops!
So, I had it wrong.
jordan holmes
Well, let's not worry about it.
dan friesen
No.
So, it's kind of funny, though, Roger's explanation for why he did this.
And it's pretty clear, based on his own words, and this makes me very sad.
roger stone
But then I began to see...
Lists of those who have unjustly been deplatformed, including President Donald Trump, you of course, Alex Jones, Mike Lindell, General Mike Flynn, my good friend Milo, so many others.
But I noticed that I was missing from all those lists.
In all honesty, perhaps it's because I was deplatformed way back in 2017.
I was a pioneer.
And as you pointed out to me at the time, when I was deplatformed, no conservatives rose to my defense.
No other conservatives other than you, Alex, were outraged.
dan friesen
Yeah, no one was talking about him.
jordan holmes
I want to redo.
I want to redo.
I want my conservative buddies now that they're willing to come out publicly and defend me.
Back then, they wouldn't come out publicly and defend me because I was a giant piece of shit.
Everybody knew it, and I worked for Infowars.
So now everybody's a giant piece of shit, so everybody's willing to come out and defend me.
dan friesen
Well, there's all these lists that everybody's like...
Hey, this person needs to get back on Twitter, and they forgot about me.
I need to put myself back in their attention.
jordan holmes
I am the original hipster ban guy.
dan friesen
He's just basically doing a publicity stunt by getting himself re-banned from Twitter so people remember that he's not there.
jordan holmes
That is so sad.
dan friesen
Very sad.
jordan holmes
That is so sad.
dan friesen
Very sad, Roger Stone.
unidentified
Ugh.
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, Elon Musk is a truth teller, according to Roger.
jordan holmes
In what measure or sense or...
Do words mean anything?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But Roger has an interesting interpretation of Twitter accepting Musk's offer.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
roger stone
I think Elon Musk is neither left nor right.
I just think he's a truth teller.
He's an entrepreneur.
And most importantly, he understood that when it came to a tender offer for Twitter, well, money talks and...
Bullcrap walks.
I mean, at the end of the day, he made them an offer that was so great that they put aside their ideological mission of crushing free speech by people like Alex Jones and Roger Stone and Laura Loomer and others, and they took...
The money.
alex jones
How long do you think it takes for him to get full control?
Like, at what point do we get mad that he hasn't reinstated us?
Because, again, we have our own platforms.
It's not about, oh, we need that platform.
It's about the symbol of us being brought back.
dan friesen
Alex can't wait to get mad about not being on.
jordan holmes
I know.
He wants his turn.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Give it six months, then Alex is going to try and rejoin and do the whole thing, redo all over again.
alex jones
Ah, man.
dan friesen
Got some attention.
Even tricked me into thinking the fake news was good.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
But, like, what...
What Roger's describing literally shouldn't be possible in the world that Alex has created.
If the globalists have these agendas and what have you, no amount of money should be possible to buy Twitter because they have their ideological agenda that Twitter is apparently essential for.
So this is nonsense.
You're contradicting your own...
Your entire...
The rules of the universe that we've set.
jordan holmes
Elon has to be a globalist or none of it makes sense.
dan friesen
Well, he will be if he ends up buying Twitter and then Alex doesn't get back on.
unidentified
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Because Alex is already preemptively like, when can I start getting mad about this?
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Of course.
dan friesen
When can I make that my narrative?
jordan holmes
When's the day?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And he's itching.
He's itching for it.
Now, Roger Stone, we know he's a devout man.
You know this.
He loves religion.
He does.
And it's affected some of his political positions.
roger stone
I'm a libertarian conservative.
People know that.
You know, there was a time that I was pro-abortion.
With my redemption in Jesus Christ, I've changed my views radically.
I'm now very pro-life.
alex jones
Roger calls up and preaches at me.
It's pretty astounding.
You're definitely not faking.
dan friesen
That makes me think he's faking.
I have noticed a thing, and I wish that I had isolated these to make a supercut, but pretty much every time Roger Stone and religion come up...
Alex is like, he's not faking it.
jordan holmes
He's not faking it.
He's not faking it.
He would never fake it.
Religion is not something you would fake.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's kind of suspicious.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Totally.
Totally.
dan friesen
So one of the things that I've noticed that Roger's been saying a lot when he comes on the show is basically this.
alex jones
I mean, how can they grab victory from the jaws of defeat?
roger stone
That's why they're in such a hurry, Alex.
As our friend Tucker Carlson points out, they don't act like people who have the luxury of time.
They know that every single day, that more and more Americans are waking up to what's going on.
dan friesen
Very regularly, he cites Tucker Carlson as saying that the enemies of the patriots, they don't act like people who have a lot of time.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So that's weird when a couple minutes later, Roger says this.
roger stone
America will be won or lost between now and this November.
We do not have the luxury of time, folks.
This is it.
This is the struggle for freedom.
dan friesen
Wait, you're acting like you don't have the luxury of time.
jordan holmes
Wait, I'm starting to think that maybe, now, and throw this out there, maybe this is a lot of projection in order to obtain the results as though the instigator was the enemy as opposed to your best friend himself, Alex Jones.
dan friesen
You might be onto something a little bit.
I just think it's really funny when you use the exact same expression about your enemies and then yourself.
jordan holmes
None of us have a lot of time.
I mean...
dan friesen
You said it, my man.
jordan holmes
You know, I just...
I'm just grateful in these trying times that Roger can rely on the Lord's support.
unidentified
Well, the Lord's support.
dan friesen
If Roger doesn't do what he's supposed to, he's gonna go in the fire.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, obviously.
Roger is on thin ice with God.
He's gotta be, right?
dan friesen
Probation, at least.
jordan holmes
Probation.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
For sure.
dan friesen
I would keep Roger on a short leash.
jordan holmes
He's not getting clemency, I'll tell you that right now.
Not from God.
Yeah.
It's a full pardon or nothing, buddy.
dan friesen
Trust but verify when you're God dealing with Roger Stone and his redemption arc.
Yeah, it's not gonna...
I'm gonna take his word for it.
jordan holmes
I feel like you're full of shit, man.
dan friesen
I've heard of you.
jordan holmes
I've heard a lot of shit.
dan friesen
I've been burned by Nixon Associates before.
jordan holmes
Shut up, Nixon!
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
We come to the end of this and, you know, Roger's interview is, you know, a lot of like, ah, we didn't do January 6th.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, it wasn't us.
dan friesen
No big deal.
A lot of it's very repetitive with few exceptions.
But, yeah, I think...
You can definitely tell a changing of tone.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And I'm kind of interested to see what will be at the beginning of this week, how Alex will be behaving, because the news...
About this million dollars in Bitcoin.
I believe it broke on, what was that, Friday?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I believe?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, you know, this is Friday's show.
Alex had gotten this million dollars by then.
jordan holmes
Oh, he's already got this money, yeah.
dan friesen
But I'm not entirely sure if that news had come out yet.
jordan holmes
I don't know if it'd come out while he's doing the show.
I know that the news came out on Friday.
And that they said he closed the account like two days before this.
So, yeah.
So he's got a million dollars hanging out, burning a hole in his pocket right now.
dan friesen
Much like God's judgment, burning a hole.
jordan holmes
Whomever Alex is angry at.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I'm interested to see, because I think that's going to be a much more telling episode.
And by that, I think that there's a 50-50 chance one side...
He doesn't bring it up at all.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The other side, some kind of really unhinged outburst.
jordan holmes
Like, this is why it's okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%.
dan friesen
But yeah, and we'll see.
We'll see.
We'll be back on Wednesday to check in on that.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
So yeah, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight, and I go to bed, Jordan.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX.
Clark, please have yourself a dreamy, creamy summer.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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