Today, Dan and Jordan check in on a particularly bizarre stretch of time on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Ted Nugent corrects the record about Jan. 6, Alex gets mad about the HuffPost publishing some of his sales numbers, and the "Most Important Person In The World" is named. Citations
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| It's time to pray. | ||
| I have great respect for knowledge fight. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Dan and George. | ||
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Knowledge fight. | |
| I need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding us. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I love your room. | ||
| KnowledgeFight. | ||
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to KnowledgeFight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
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Dan. | |
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, I've been a little bit in the weeds this weekend. | ||
| In the weeds? | ||
| I've been a little bit in the grumps, let's say. | ||
| In the grumps and dumps? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| A little down. | ||
| You know, I think there's a lot of things that probably contribute to that sort of thing. | ||
| I think that there's pressures, there's stresses of this, the work-related stresses, there's... | ||
| The anniversary of the 6th is certainly not a pleasant time to be in this line of work. | ||
| Not a great day. | ||
| Not a great day for us. | ||
| It's not good for America, and it's really not bad if you're somebody who covers people who lie about January 6th. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Makes you feel real shitty all the time. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And so my bright spot is that I needed to retreat to something that was painfully sincere and uplifting. | ||
| And I think it's been a bright spot in the past, but the Great British Baking Show. | ||
| I'm telling you, man. | ||
| Good lord. | ||
| Obscenely sincere and uplifting. | ||
| I think that there's nothing that could be more cozy and happy than that. | ||
| Like, they're competing with each other, but they're not mad at each other. | ||
| They're lifting each other up. | ||
| They're happy for each other. | ||
| Everybody wants them to be the best. | ||
| Right. | ||
| People leave and they're happy for the experience that they had. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| They never talk about what they're competing for because it's just a plate. | ||
| Wait, it's just a fucking plate! | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| They're competing for one million plates. | ||
| No, who cares? | ||
| In American reality shows or contest shows, they're like, they are challenging for cash prize. | ||
| $250,000! | ||
| There's no obsession with the outcome. | ||
| There is obsession with the process. | ||
| And the other thing that I noticed, too, I think I was watching season five, is that the people sincerely seem to think that each other are funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's something that goes a long way. | ||
| Against... | ||
| All evidence. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you know, I think a lot of times on shows people don't really seem to enjoy each other's company. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| And the hosts, the presenters, the contestants. | ||
| Noel is great. | ||
| Once Noel took over, solid ten. | ||
| Adds a weird element of chaos. | ||
| So good. | ||
| So good. | ||
| And absurdity. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so I've been enjoying that. | ||
| I watched season five. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is always funny. | ||
| Every time I watch that and then be like... | ||
| You know that guy on the Mighty Boosh he liked 20 years ago? | ||
| He's going to host the Great British Baking Show. | ||
| Sure, that makes sense. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It works well, too. | ||
| Steve Harvey's a judge now. | ||
| All of it makes sense. | ||
| Wait, like in the courts? | ||
| Yeah, he's got a judge TV show. | ||
| Oh, that's not the same thing. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
| It's legally binding if it's on TV. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| So what's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot, Dan, is today we're recording this on Sunday, the 9th, I believe. | ||
| That's the official kickoff for Awesome Games Done Quick 2021. | ||
| I saw something about that. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| You know, I'm a fan of the event because it's all about charity and a bunch of weirdos getting together and having a grand old time doing fun stuff. | ||
| Speedrunning things. | ||
| It's great! | ||
| Finding glitches to jump through in games. | ||
| Oh, man, they're gonna break those games. | ||
| That's what they're gonna do, Dan! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't enjoy that as much as you do, but I get it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's a lot of fun to that. | ||
| Honestly, I think it's... | ||
| I'm so excited about Mario and Mega Man speedruns because it is like playing an instrument. | ||
| It's all rhythmic. | ||
| It's all timing. | ||
| If you see the level as a giant piece of sheet music, it's really kind of beautiful to watch. | ||
| I think it's amazing. | ||
| That's an interesting take on it. | ||
| I guess I've always had such a different relationship with video games because I like enjoying the story. | ||
| That's what's such a big part of video games. | ||
| That it kind of confuses me. | ||
| Speedrunning is getting rid of the only thing that you enjoy. | ||
| Yeah, it's breaking the story aspect of it. | ||
| But I get it. | ||
| Yeah, it's great. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we're going to be talking about the anniversary of January 6th. | ||
| January 6th, 2022. | ||
| Yeah, Skidoo? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll figure it out. | ||
| The 7th also. | ||
| We're going to talk about the 6th and the 7th. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| This is quite a monumentous little bit of time. | ||
| Maybe we'll get an outburst. | ||
| I think we might. | ||
| I think it's possible. | ||
| So we'll get down to business on this, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Hexacult. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Hexacult. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, grovel at the feet of your muscle master. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Polishy wonk from Milwaukee. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, a fruit who really knows where his towel is. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Oh, man, that's a fruit-y dude. | ||
| I'll tell you that right now. | ||
| Next, Krista, your husband is secretly funneling our money to Dan and Jordan. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Next, Matt, king of the reptoids. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Matt! | ||
| And... | ||
| Look. | ||
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What? | |
| This one, I think we were... | ||
| It might not have been super timely. | ||
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Okay. | |
| This is from the end of December. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Happy birthday to Andrew. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Hey, messages slip through the cracks. | ||
| Hey, you know, we don't do birthday messages anymore, so you should expect it to be three to six months late. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we're going to get going, but here's an out-of-context drop from today's show. | ||
| And this should give you a sense of the gravitas we're dealing with. | ||
| Set the record straight. | ||
| Ted Nugent about what really happened on January 6th. | ||
| Yeah, Ted Nugent. | ||
| Set the record straight. | ||
| Why do I live in this timeline? | ||
| It's a silly comment. | ||
| There's a better one. | ||
| It's a silly thing for Alex to want to happen on the show. | ||
| Excuse me, Ted Nugent. | ||
| Please explain all momentous occasions in American history. | ||
| To my knowledge, you were not there, Ted Nugent. | ||
| There's a problem. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| So, the January 6th episode of the show has a pretty severe title. | ||
| The title is Wake the Fuck Up or Die. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That was the... | ||
| The article headline. | ||
| Full spelling? | ||
| Yeah, oh yeah, no. | ||
| No asterisks? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Straight up fucks. | ||
| Alright, well then, I'm in. | ||
| And I actually think that something was very noticeable about this episode as well, and that is that Alex starts off the show being honest and upfront about the fact that he has to leave early to go to family court. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Because that did happen later in the day. | ||
| He had a hearing at like two in the afternoon, so he had to leave. | ||
| Owen Schroyer did the third hour. | ||
| And Alex doesn't try and obfuscate and say some kind of weird stuff, which I think is progress. | ||
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It's weird. | |
| I mean, he should be taken away by the evil globalists, obviously. | ||
| Instead, it's just family court, which is almost humanizing. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| So he starts off the show deep in the weeds mad at Ted Cruz. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Because Ted Cruz has tweeted that January 6th was a terrorist. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And this is before he gets humiliated by Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Man, so funny. | ||
| And so Alex is a little bit mad about this. | ||
| It is January 6th, 2022, on this Thursday transmission. | ||
| At this time... | ||
| A year ago, I was sitting there watching Trump give a speech. | ||
| And down the road, the feds were busy attacking the undermanned police and with just a few dozen men breaking through the first barricades and the rest is history. | ||
| Then the police standing down waving everybody in so they could get some patsies to put in solitary confinement and set the precedent for Chinese-style torture of political dissidents in America. | ||
| And we have Ted Cruz praising it all yesterday. | ||
| Obviously, that's just what's wrong with Ted Cruz is he's smart. | ||
| He knows what's going on, but he'll bite you. | ||
| He'll stab you in the back. | ||
| And he just can't help it. | ||
| Ted Cruz is smart, but he'll bite you. | ||
| I can't get over how fantastic it is, how funny it is, and how complete of a coward you would have to be to be in a building where you could have been murdered and then a year later be browbeaten by... | ||
| Tucker Carlson into pretending that you weren't going to be murdered. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of a fun thing in this dystopian world we live in to watch that utter humiliation that Ted Cruz had to go through on the national stage. | ||
| So he called the storming of the Capitol a violent terrorist attack, and immediately the extremist pundits that essentially guide the GOP now swarmed. | ||
| Showing that he has absolutely no backbone, Cruz went on Tucker's show on Thursday, the evening of this episode, and he tried to beg for forgiveness, almost as if he was worried about being cancelled by a right-wing mob. | ||
| I wish I had been shot by you people! | ||
| That would have made me a hero! | ||
| It would be a shocking display of cowardice, except I remember the 2016 election when Trump called his wife ugly and said his dad killed JFK, and then Cruz ended up phone banking for him. | ||
| This dude's a total loser. | ||
| I mean, that's amazing. | ||
| I'm, I'm, wouldn't you be sad? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wouldn't you be sad if you would elect, if I had voted for Ted Cruz, even if I believed in everything Ted Cruz believed in, it's just like, oh, you're such a worm. | ||
| Yeah, he's a sniveling worm. | ||
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You're a worm! | |
| On the level of Carlyfer's dad. | ||
| Ugh! | ||
| Jesus Christ, go fucking get tossed off a ledge by Saruman, you piece of shit. | ||
| So watching Tucker not accept Cruz's apology was also really fun, but underneath that, there's a more troubling reality. | ||
| Ted Cruz isn't some dumbass media personality. | ||
| He's a senator representing one of the most populous states in the country. | ||
| He has no ability to express himself if the things he's wanting to express happen to Oh, yeah. | ||
| Another thing that's shocking about this is that these people like Alex and Tucker, they're pretending that this is the first time Ted Cruz called storming the Capitol terrorism. | ||
| Daniel Dale at CNN was able to find at least 17 other times that Cruz has used that wording in the past. | ||
| It's a consistent pattern, but they're sort of pretending that it's a one-off thing because that allows them to humiliate him and make this public display of like, I mean, what's so funny about it to me is that... | ||
| This is happening. | ||
| Like, I watched that shit happen. | ||
| And then you read stuff, like, I was reading stuff today about how the GOP is officially Trump's party and all that stuff. | ||
| And the more I think about it, the more it's like, Trump is not involved. | ||
| They don't need Trump. | ||
| Trump speaking is in the way. | ||
| Trump is symbolically involved somewhat. | ||
| He's not the leader of the party, though. | ||
| That's what needs to be made clear of, is that the GOP is an entirely media-run operation now. | ||
| It seems hard to believe anything else. | ||
| Yeah, it's interesting. | ||
| It seems to be media... | ||
| Threatened, at least. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Easily influenced by what the kingmaker says you have to say. | ||
| Yeah, or bizarre social media trends and stuff like that seem to be really potent in terms of guiding stuff. | ||
| And obviously, I don't think that someone like Mitch McConnell would be subject to that. | ||
| No. | ||
| But that's why he's losing power and losing influence and relevance in the GOP. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I mean, it is what it is. | ||
| It's just going to be a different brand of horror. | ||
| So Ted Cruz used that language, calling January 6th terrorism, for a reason. | ||
| Because he was terrorism? | ||
| Alex knows what the reason is. | ||
| It's not what you think. | ||
| It's an elaborate plan. | ||
| Let me just let the cat out of the bag. | ||
| I think you probably know why Cruz did that. | ||
| The whole new system, the whole new cosmology is that the American people are all terrorists and that they've got to round up everybody. | ||
| And shut down any populist movement, any conservative movement, any nationalist movement. | ||
| And Ted Cruz knows that purge is coming, and he wants to position himself so when the state's terror attacks happen, he can point his finger at the patriots and say, I'm not with the patriot terrorists. | ||
| Instead of saying, the evidence shows it's a false flag, and the globalists have the motive, and we need to stop them staging a false flag sometime in the next 300 days. | ||
| We're 300 to 6 days out from the midterms, and if you don't feel the suspense, if you don't feel the danger, if you can't cut it with a knife, you're not dialed in. | ||
| So you get that? | ||
| I understand what you're saying? | ||
| Um, I guess we're all terrorists now. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So, yes, the globalists are going to pull a false flag, and they're going to blame it on the patriots and the good Americans that are left. | ||
| And so in order to signal to the globalists that he's on their side and he will help persecute the good Americans, he's using the language of terrorist to describe January 6th. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Ted Cruz joined the Globalists. | ||
| You know, they've been waiting to welcome him with open arms. | ||
| Yeah, it seems like the entry and exit of that group is super... | ||
| People are going in and out. | ||
| Dude, I have been part of this team for like 30 fucking years, and I said terrorism one time and I have to get my ass flogged? | ||
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| I did everything. | ||
| I bent over backwards for Trump. | ||
| I literally bent over backwards for Trump. | ||
| It could not have been less metaphorical. | ||
| Yeah, this is just dumb. | ||
| But I think that Alex does recognize that there are probably going to be right-wing attacks between now and the midterm. | ||
| Safest thing to think. | ||
| There is a high likelihood that that could happen, and Alex is preemptively writing a script in order to make it... | ||
| Very clear to people that he had nothing to do with inspiring. | ||
| Never thought of it. | ||
| No. | ||
| So there are some lies that Alex has about COVID measures around the world. | ||
| Well, this is a nightmare takeover. | ||
| This is an accelerated takeover. | ||
| And so you've seen them in New Zealand and Australia say, you're not allowed to go outside and look at the sunset. | ||
| Nothing non-essential. | ||
| Well, look at the sunset is essential. | ||
| Communing with what God created and that connection to God. | ||
| The sun's not God, but it's God's artwork. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's God's cathedral. | ||
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| And don't talk to your neighbors, even over a fence. | ||
| In fact, don't look them in the eyes. | ||
| That's on billboards and on signs in the UK and in places like Australia. | ||
| And then you've got government health ministers over major provinces in Canada saying, we're keeping the lockdowns going because we don't want That thing about Canada is just a month's old narrative Alex is rehashing and it's nonsense. | ||
| There was one comment that a person made that a positive side effect of limiting large gatherings to slow COVID was that people who were spreading misinformation would also not be gathering. | ||
| It's kind of a dumb comment, particularly considering the fact that most of this misinformation gets spread digitally, not in in-person meetings. | ||
| As for that other stuff, that's all just a load of bullshit. | ||
| So that thing about sunsets in Australia is a misrepresentation of comments made by Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews back in August. | ||
| He was specifically responding to a question about a bunch of people gathering at Rye Beach on a recent evening. | ||
| He said, quote, I'm sure it was a beautiful sunset, but that's not in the spirit or the letter of these rules. | ||
| He didn't say that you can't watch the sunset or even that you have to stay indoors all the time, just that the state of things in terms of the pandemic back in August in Victoria, having beach gatherings is a bad idea. | ||
| According to Victoria's COVID case tracker, they were having in the neighborhood of like 20 to 50 new cases a day back in August. | ||
| In January 2022, they're up to about 20,000 new cases a day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The thing about looking at people in the eye, that thing, that's a case of even sloppier work on Alex's part. | ||
| This was a meme that was making the rounds back in September, which showed a bar in London having posted a list of restrictions that they were putting in place in order to limit COVID spread. | ||
| One of their rules was, quote, no handshaking, high-fiving, or extended eye contact with anyone not at your table. | ||
| This was a joke. | ||
| The bar in question is London Fields Brewery, and their event manager, Paris Capone, told Reuters, quote, The health and safety of our customers and staff is our number one priority, and we're strictly adhering to all latest public health guidance inside the taproom. | ||
| The reference to no eye contact was intended to be an engaging way to encourage customers to read and take notice of the broader guidelines, but we've since removed it in case it was distracting from the overall serious message around safely enjoying the taproom. | ||
| None of the examples that Alex has here, he's using to illustrate the nightmare tyranny that's coming, none of them are real. | ||
| His argument is so weak that one of his examples that he has to use is a satirical list from a bar that he saw in a meme and he never looked into. | ||
| Nothing he's saying means anything. | ||
| This is garbage. | ||
| I was thinking about that, you know, in Australia, you can't even look at the sunset. | ||
| And I was just, I'm really looking forward to the Australian Open next week. | ||
| We're going to talk about Djokovic a little bit later and see if you have any feelings about that. | ||
| A massive tennis tournament the worldwide will enjoy. | ||
| Can't look at the sunset. | ||
| I see you trying to avoid talking about Djokovic. | ||
| Oh, I don't want to avoid talking about it. | ||
| He's a fucking idiot. | ||
| It's going to come back later. | ||
| He's a moron! | ||
| We're going to get to this later. | ||
| So yeah, all this, a bunch of garbage, a bunch of stupid shit. | ||
| Alex is either using jokes that people made or misrepresentations of things in order to pretend that, oh my god, tyranny is upon us. | ||
| Also in Australia, turns out, can't exercise. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| They're now saying in Australia that you can't go outside. | ||
| And exercise if you don't have your little travel pass. | ||
| So there it is. | ||
| Now you can't leave your house unless you have the digital ID and then everything it takes to get that ID, the social credit score, you must comply with, including the carbon taxes, the injections, all of it. | ||
| And you are now in a prison planet. | ||
| You might notice some, like, popping of the audio. | ||
| That's on Alex's end. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Yeah, it's... | ||
| I don't know what's going on, but his audio has been a lot worse fairly recently. | ||
| Well, you know, I'm not mad at the crew. | ||
| No. | ||
| Now, Alex is actually fairly right about this one, this headline. | ||
| There was a comment made by the chief minister of the Northern Territory, Michael Gunner, and he did say that going to work or exercise, that's not a legitimate reason for an unvaccinated person to leave their home. | ||
| This decision was made because their new case numbers jumped about 60% from Tuesday to Wednesday and then over doubled from Wednesday to Thursday. | ||
| And so they were putting in this four-day pretty tight lockup. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The reason for the vaccine requirements for entry to most public places is just a matter of logistics at this point for the Northern Territory. | ||
| As Gunner put it, quote, We know that at home and in hospitality settings are the two highest risk settings for catching COVID. | ||
| We know that the unvaccinated are at greater risk of needing acute clinical care if they catch COVID. | ||
| That's why a vaccine pass will be necessary for entering high-risk hospitality settings. | ||
| It's not even, like I'm saying, or trying to stop the spread or anything. | ||
| It's just, if you're unvaccinated, you're more likely to end up in the hospital. | ||
| I mean, what do you want from us? | ||
| Like, that's the question. | ||
| Okay, so now what? | ||
| You hate that. | ||
| That's tyranny. | ||
| So what do you want, then? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The comment about not being able to go out to exercise, it kind of seems like it's actually in reference to unvaccinated people not being allowed to go to gyms. | ||
| Even with a vaccine pass system in place, there's no way the Northern Territory has the police capability to check people's vaccine status out on the street, like if someone's going for a jog. | ||
| And while we're at it, that's not even how this works. | ||
| The police aren't enforcing this at all. | ||
| Health Minister Natasha Files was talking to ABC Radio Darwin about how this places an added responsibility on service workers, and she said, quote, the onus is on the community to abide by the requirements. | ||
| That doesn't sound at all like this tyranny thing, but... | ||
| Hey, hey, come on! | ||
| Do it! | ||
| Look, I don't know, maybe I'm not the best expert on this because I don't have a knee-jerk reaction to every meme I see that makes me yell about how the devil is upon us. | ||
| Now, I said that Alex was fairly right there because the bar is just so low for him. | ||
| So the fact that he isn't just basically making this up entirely, I feel like that deserves some recognition. | ||
| Yeah, there's something to it. | ||
| That said, there are a couple other important corrections I need to make. | ||
| This isn't for all of Australia, and the rules still allow you to leave your house for essential items, and everything he was saying about a social credit score and carbon taxes, those are just from his imagination. | ||
| It has nothing to do with the story. | ||
| This is just him riffing. | ||
| It's meaningless. | ||
| I just... | ||
| I just see somebody walking outside of their house in Sydney, just like slow, looking both directions, crossing the street, putting their headphones in to go for a jog, and then 30 Scotland Yard people with billy clubs just show up out of nowhere and just start beating them down. | ||
| Is Sydney in the Northern Territory? | ||
| You can't do this! | ||
| You can't do this! | ||
| Do you know Sydney's in the Northern Territory? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| That's just what I'm seeing in my head. | ||
| You're going to offend all our Australian wonks. | ||
| I'm not saying that. | ||
| That's just my vision of it. | ||
| So look, the CDC has some evil plans. | ||
| I wish they had evil plans. | ||
| That would be better than what it appears to be, which is zero plans. | ||
| Well, look, I heard this clip and I'm like, I need a citation, my dude. | ||
| People said, why do you call it a prison planet? | ||
| Well, I read the globalist documents and what they were building was a prison planet. | ||
| And then once everybody's in the prison planet and getting sicker and dying and had 10, 15 shots... | ||
| The government says it's the uninjected. | ||
| They're the reason you're sick. | ||
| We've got to finally put them in camps. | ||
| And we can't let them be lazy. | ||
| They're going to have to work in the camps. | ||
| Now, how do I know that? | ||
| Well, it's historically happened before with authoritarians, demonizing a group and doing that to them for some reason. | ||
| They make up different reasons. | ||
| But it's also in the CDC documents from a year and a half ago that they want that here. | ||
| Oh, we're going to put people that don't take the shots in camps, and we're going to make you work. | ||
| Oh, isn't that good? | ||
| I'm going to need this CDC document about putting people in camps and work camps. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| I can believe that you would have to work also, because apparently you have to work even if you're not in a camp. | ||
| So, I need that document, and that second, I just gotta say, this is a stupid plan, and actually, it's completely in conflict with the other aspects of the conspiracy that Alex has been trying to promote about COVID and the vaccines. | ||
| I thought the whole plan was to kill off everyone so the globalists can enjoy the Earth without all of us getting in the way, but now I guess it's a plan to put Alex and his friends into camps that then they have to oversee? | ||
| How fucking awful would that be? | ||
| Okay, so you kill everybody, but instead, you create a prison planet to... | ||
| Okay, you're right. | ||
| This is a bad plan. | ||
| Yeah, dumb. | ||
| You know what's weird? | ||
| When you go back through Alex's career, it seems like there's an intense preoccupation with him and his friends being put into FEMA camps. | ||
| Throughout so many different generations of the show, that's the big fear that he's promoting, but if you actually track the storylines that he uses to sell that fear, they don't match up at all. | ||
| In 2009, it was owning a gun that was going to get you thrown into FEMA camps. | ||
| There's going to be large-scale gun confiscation efforts, and if you resisted, you'd be sent to the camp. | ||
| Then a little bit later, when Obama was in office, he was always just about to pull the trigger on the FEMA provisional government, which would make him the king of America, which he was planning to turn into an Islamic caliphate, and if you resisted his power grab, you'd be sent to a FEMA camp. | ||
| Yeah, I remember that. | ||
| Now, if you don't get vaccinated, you're going to get sent to a FEMA camp. | ||
| It's honestly a little bit boring for me at this point, but I guess it works to rile up the audience. | ||
| That's the only explanation for why he just keeps going back to that detail and all of his fear porn. | ||
| Another reason this is super boring for me is that if the government ever did get the idea to start doing this and rounding up unvaccinated people to send them to work camps, the people who are going to be on the forefront of fighting against that are the very people Alex thinks are demons. | ||
| Leftists, the ACLU, politicians like AOC, they're going to be opposed to this on principle while Alex's favorite politicians shrivel up like Ted Cruz and go along to get along. | ||
| It's total nonsense. | ||
| I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, you know, it's really easy to drum up fear of being put into a camp if you're trying to scare white people, because historically, it's never been white people who get put into the camps. | ||
| So, look, there's going to be a situation where, in the future, in the next year, everyone's going to be dead. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I mean, sure. | ||
| And the globalists are going to say that it's a big bioweapon release, right? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Which, I don't know why they would say that. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Obviously, based on Alex's narratives, it would be so much easier for them to say it's another variation of COVID. | ||
| Yeah, it's just something we're already dealing with. | ||
| I guess the globalists are going to say there's another bioweapon release. | ||
| So they want to take credit for it. | ||
| Another one, by the way, is murky language. | ||
| That's difficult to sell. | ||
| But it's actually just going to be the vaccine killing you. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Unless. | ||
| Uh-oh! | ||
| There's one way. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| They're going to claim a new bioweapons release in a year or two that's going to kill billions. | ||
| Really, it's the shot you've taken. | ||
| I'm sorry to have to tell folks, but a lot of you, unless we find out how to reverse this, are dead. | ||
| I mean, it's just the way it is. | ||
| Doesn't matter if you're in the military, who you are. | ||
| But that's why key globalist personnel are given the saline shot. | ||
| They're all in on it, too. | ||
| They know. | ||
| They're giving the conservatives, the Christians, the people's property they want. | ||
| They've got actuaries. | ||
| They've got databases. | ||
| And it's incredible, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And so you see it all happening. | ||
| Yeah, you see it all. | ||
| Hey, if you've got an actuary, I believe it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, can you show me one of those actuaries, though? | ||
| Alex says actuary so goddamn much. | ||
| He says it a lot. | ||
| Probably says it as much as he says he's not mad at the crew. | ||
| Can I see one of the actuaries? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| They got tables. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Yeah, so apparently we're all gonna die unless Alex can figure out a cure for the vaccine. | ||
| Great. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Great. | ||
| So their plan is to vaccinate everybody, and then next year announce that a bioweapon hit, but really they're just triggering the vaccine to kill you. | ||
| I don't know if they even need to trigger the vaccine, according to Alex. | ||
| But, I mean, why do they need to add the bioweapon? | ||
| Seems like... | ||
| It's a hat on a hat scenario, I feel like. | ||
| Yeah, I don't disagree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's all unnecessary. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Very dumb. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Speaking of unnecessary and dumb, Alex has a guest. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| It's Ted Nugent. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Joining us is Ted Cruz in the year... | ||
| Not Ted Cruz. | ||
| Is Ted Nugent to talk about Ted Cruz and more in the year 2022. | ||
| So, Mr. Nugent, thank you so much for coming on with us. | ||
| Well, greetings to you, Alex. | ||
| And I got to tell you, I sincerely wish everyone a happy new year in 2022, but it's going to be quite a challenge. | ||
| This is a low-energy Ted Nugent coming in. | ||
| I was expecting at least 30 more words to be crammed into that half-second. | ||
| Yeah, he needs to take a tootski. | ||
| Get it up, man. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Yeah, I usually hear him chomping at the bit. | ||
| Alex, it's so good to come on this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he does have some thoughts. | ||
| He wants to correct the record about January 6th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And set the record straight, Ted Nugent, about what really happened on January 6th. | ||
| Well, and again, you know, I'll often repeat the obvious that I'm just a guitar player, but I'm actually a We the People experimenter and self-government guitar player, which means I'm tuned in to the world around me, especially the only experiment in self-government. | ||
| They're sacred, United States of America. | ||
| And here's what happened on January 6th. | ||
| President Trump did a speech and a presentation and had a rally with good conservative families supporting God, family, country, Constitution, Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence, that man in the arena work ethic that has created the greatest quality of life in the history of the world. | ||
| Then Ray Epps and a bunch of other saboteurs, a bunch of other provocateurs, federal protected provocateurs. | ||
| Organized a rally. | ||
| Well, it was supposed to be a peaceful protest. | ||
| But those that created violence, those that turned it into a riot, those were Black Lives Matter punks, those were Antifa punks, and those were Federal Bureau of Investigation, James Comey, J. Edgar Hoover punks that perpetrated all the violence, all the violent activity, dressed in Trump regalia. | ||
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Who the hell doesn't know this? | |
| A number of people. | ||
| Okay, so now, and hold on, let's just throw this one out there. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Did Antifa or BLM ever, say, hump the air with their gun and threaten to kill the president? | ||
| Oh, so many times. | ||
| So I would say the guy who's threatening to hump the air with a gun and kill the president. | ||
| Telling Obama to suck on his rifle. | ||
| Yeah, his buddies. | ||
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They're more likely to be the ones who are going to the government and shooting them. | |
| I feel like that makes sense. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi, I got one of these for you. | ||
| I feel like it makes sense. | ||
| I feel like there's just a one-to-one logical connection there. | ||
| You just don't get metaphor. | ||
| I really don't. | ||
| So it's also got to really suck to be someone like Daniel Rodriguez, who is the guy who tasered Officer Michael Fanone on the 6th. | ||
| You know, it's got to suck to hear how easily disavowed and disowned you are by the very people who whipped you into the frenzy where you thought it might be necessary to tase a cop in order to save America. | ||
| illusioning to see this kind of thing where because you took action in the way that these people were clearly indicating that you should, you now have to be cast off as a left-wing provocateur just to make the noble patriots look bad. | ||
| They have to turn you into that because you did what they wanted you to. | ||
| It's honestly pathetic, and it's also disrespectful to the insurgents that people like Alex and Ted have radicalized. | ||
| Alex always says that you can tell a tree by its fruit, and I think it's a disgrace for these guys to disown their fruit in order to pretend that their tree isn't as shitty as it clearly is. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I hate to appeal to, like, hey, have sympathy for this dude who tased a cop. | ||
| I kept thinking, like, God, if I was one of those dudes, I'd be like... | ||
| I'm gonna sue Tucker Carlson for libel because I was fucking there and I did that shit and I'm proud of you! | ||
| Well, you have to know that you were, and you have to see these people trying to cover their asses by pretending it was all false flaggery or whatever, and it's got to be confusing. | ||
| Unless you fully understand, actually, why they're trying to cover their ass, and you're like, well, good on them, they're covering their ass. | ||
| Yeah, exactly, in which case it's like, ugh, you're sad too. | ||
| Everybody involved in this is sad. | ||
| I would feel more sympathy if I hadn't read in every novel about this type of thing happening every time. | ||
| Yeah but did those novels include Ted Nugent? | ||
| Suck on my gun, the president! | ||
| And that's why my friends, when they went to the government, were very peaceful, fun-loving, enjoyable Americans who never threatened to murder the president before. | ||
| It was all Black Lives Matter, punks. | ||
| It was all Black Lives Matter, people! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| Oof. | ||
| You are sad. | ||
| So anyway, Ted Nugent's really into denying January 6th. | ||
| And he wants to get you to bully your... | ||
| You're people in Congress to do the same. | ||
| Gaslight is a job! | ||
| America, take a deep breath and be sure you let your mayor, your senator, your congressman, your governor, and the White House know on a regular basis, I would say at this point during these tragic times, on a weekly basis, communicate with your elected employees and let them know that you know January 6th was not an insurrection. | ||
| It was not Pearl Harbor, and it was... | ||
| I don't think this little rant makes a lot of sense. | ||
| I don't think that anyone would say that 9-11 or Pearl Harbor were insurrections. | ||
| Ted is currently talking to a guy who thinks both of those things were false flags. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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So I'm not sure it's super impactful to cite them as horrific events that you want to disambiguate from January 6th. | |
| It's all the same. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Nugent's a fucking asshole, but this strategy is probably an effective one to put pressure on the GOP politicians. | |
| It does seem like bullying them into denying reality has been shown to work, so I wouldn't be too surprised if over time we don't end up seeing an entire political party that fully embraces themselves. | ||
| What you need to do... | ||
| To prove to our elected politicians that this was a peaceful demonstration is to violently intimidate them until they agree with you. | ||
| You need to harass the shit out of them. | ||
| You need to really get into their faces, maybe even commit a little violence. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, um, things... | ||
| Take a turn for the worse in this clip. | ||
| With the nudge? | ||
| No, actually, without him. | ||
| Oh, that's nice. | ||
| That's a fun, refreshing twist. | ||
| Mic down for this because I'm speaking in riddles. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| For me, I think you and people like Tucker Carlson are the model of America. | ||
| You're just populist. | ||
| You believe in our basic rights and freedom, and that should unify people around all that. | ||
| And to have Ted Cruz putting out the same talking points... | ||
| As Chuckie Schumer and the Democrats, that are also a lie, is super dangerous. | ||
| And I think it spotlights, as you like to say, the reason we keep losing this country is we know the Democrats are bad, but if we didn't have Republicans continually stabbing us in the back, we would turn this country around. | ||
| What's your view on that? | ||
| Ted Nugent. | ||
| I may have lost audio to him. | ||
| So, Ted, continuing here, how do we create a populism in America and take the country back? | ||
| You got me all right? | ||
| Yeah, we may have had an issue here with the sound. | ||
| Guys, can you punch his phone back up for me in there? | ||
| Ted, are you sure you can't hear me? | ||
| All right, well, thank you, Ted. | ||
| Yeah, I'm having a phone system issue in here. | ||
| Ted, can you hear me? | ||
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The truth. | |
| And the truth shall make us free. | ||
| We shall know the truth. | ||
| What just happened? | ||
| It doesn't even go to a special report. | ||
| It goes to a Biden speech. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| That's shocking because, I mean, like the phone problems, whatever. | ||
| What I find remarkable about this tech glitch is that Alex's mic keeps cutting off too. | ||
| Whenever he's trying to talk, his mic ends up going out and then just him just leaving. | ||
| It does not even... | ||
| Well, I guess maybe his mic was off when he screamed that he's going off to rebroadcast or something. | ||
| It must be, yeah. | ||
| So anyway, he leaves. | ||
| That was a fucking 70s bit. | ||
| That was a shit. | ||
| Not Bob Hope. | ||
| What's his name who used to do the one-sided phone conversations? | ||
| Now I'm terrible. | ||
| What's the point of knowing anything? | ||
| If you're saying who's the person who's similar to Bob Hope, I'm gonna be out. | ||
| Yeah, I'm gonna let you go on that one. | ||
| I think it's time to head on home. | ||
| That's not my school of comedy. | ||
| Listen, I gotta get out of here! | ||
| Let's go to rebroadcast! | ||
| So Alex comes back and he's got to explain that he had phone issues, which... | ||
| Duh. | ||
| We know. | ||
| So if you guys can aim that document cam, the overhead camera overhead, I'm going to show people what was going on here. | ||
| And it only seems to happen in clusters. | ||
| Like, it might not happen for another year. | ||
| And then this week, it's been happening, as you saw earlier in the week, where the mic cut out. | ||
| It's this system right here. | ||
| I was talking to Ted during the break, trying to go to him, and then hitting the button. | ||
| And people in other parts of the building heard that you couldn't hear him, but they thought they could hear him. | ||
| So I've just learned not to argue. | ||
| I know when I'm off air. | ||
| I just shut it down, and I go off so I don't get mad. | ||
| Because I'm not going to do that amateur thing here on talk radio where there's a problem and they just keep going, hello, hello, hello, for like five minutes, you know, to like prank callers. | ||
| Like a prank caller will call in and say, hello. | ||
| The person says hello and you go back and forth for an hour. | ||
| Just not doing it. | ||
| Not happening. | ||
| Alex is known for not doing that amateur bullshit. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I don't do that for five minutes. | ||
| I only did that for two and a half minutes, man. | ||
| Well, but also I would say that more amateur is screaming at everybody. | ||
| It's storming. | ||
| There is the little bit of that. | ||
| I would even go so far as to say it's immature. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| If you're trying to take a high road on professionalism, that boat has sailed, my friend. | ||
| No, come on. | ||
| Alex is a competent broadcaster. | ||
| That's what we all know. | ||
| That's why we love him, Dan. | ||
| Thank God, though, he got it all figured out. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Ted Nugent's gone. | ||
| The phones still aren't working. | ||
| Thank God for that. | ||
| But Alex's mic is back, and he's got some big news to report. | ||
| And it's all confirmed. | ||
| I mean, look at these headlines I've got today. | ||
| Report, 1 in 70 vaccinated students suffer myocarditis at private school. | ||
| A fourth report of myocarditis at a private children's academy in California brings the incidence rate... | ||
| To roughly 1 in 70, pathologist Stephen Kirsch estimates. | ||
| So first things first, Stephen Kirsch is not a pathologist. | ||
| He's a guy whose background is in computer science, who lost his fucking mind during the pandemic, and now he's pretending to be a pathologist, selling dangerous bullshit to the segment of the media that abhors critical thinking, like Alex. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| So I traced down this story on InfoWars, just in case, and the only link that it has in this entire article is just to Steve Kirsch's Substack blog. | ||
| This is legitimately becoming one of the primary places Alex is pulling COVID conspiracy content from. | ||
| Like, so much nonsense just traces back to that blog. | ||
| So the post on the substack has links to exactly zero primary sources. | ||
| There is none. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| I think your tone of voice is suggesting that that's a bad thing. | ||
| Yeah, it's bad. | ||
| There's one link, but it goes to a previous article that Kirsch wrote on his blog. | ||
| This previous blog post also had no evidence or proof of any of his claims, but instead relied on reporting based on something someone told him. | ||
| Allegedly, a parent had told him that three children at Monta Vista Christian School had been diagnosed with myocarditis. | ||
| that this didn't happen, but I am saying that this is something that you need to do some more legwork on if you're going to report it as a definitive claim. | ||
| This is sloppy. | ||
| But this shit gets so much worse. | ||
| So the ratio and literally every conclusion that Kirsch comes to is just the result of him guessing things from the original post. | ||
| Roughly half the school are boys. | ||
| There has never been a vaccine mandate at the school, so I'd estimate conservatively that two-thirds of the kids could have been vaccinated by then. | ||
| So 855 divided by two times two-thirds is 285 vaccinated boys. | ||
| So the rate of myocarditis at the school, by my estimate, is three out of 285, which is one in 95 boys. | ||
| That's the original article that has now been updated because he's heard of a fourth. | ||
| I have never been so shaken to my core. | ||
| Dan, that type of evidence? | ||
| Do you hear how many guessing he is? | ||
| That is, roughly speaking, zero guessing, Dan. | ||
| He can't demonstrate that three children had myocarditis. | ||
| He can't demonstrate that vaccination rate. | ||
| And I would bet that he's even just guessing with the roughly half the school or boys thing. | ||
| This 1 in 95 number means legitimately nothing. | ||
| He can't back this up at all. | ||
| So then, his new post is about how he's, quote, heard that there's another case of myocarditis at the school, which of course would make it one in about 70, using the same made-up numbers that he used before. | ||
| It's hard to believe that someone could write a blog post like this and hit publish without feeling intense embarrassment. | ||
| Listen to this utter horseshit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Quote, these are just the cases we know about. | ||
| There could be other cases that we simply don't know about because the family's decided not to tell anyone. | ||
| There could be subclinical cases where the damage is being done so slowly over time. | ||
| And I'd bet the boys with myocarditis are all recently vaccinated. | ||
| What a coincidence. | ||
| No, you can't bet that something happened and then say it's a coincidence. | ||
| What a coincidence. | ||
| It didn't happen, or it might have, but you don't know. | ||
| That should be a big clue that this isn't just bad luck. | ||
| It would be if it was true, which it's not, which you didn't prove. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Bingo. | |
| Kirsch doesn't know what the vaccination rate at the school is, but he's decided that all of the alleged four children who he's heard got myocarditis must be recently vaccinated, which he condescendingly responds to. | ||
| What a coincidence. | ||
| I... | ||
| What an asshole. | ||
| I think... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Here's what I'm happy about, all right? | ||
| Local news has been dying, so I'm grateful at least one person is on the only one private school in California beat, okay? | ||
| Somebody needs to pound those streets. | ||
| I would argue he's not. | ||
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He's doing a bad job of pounding that one street. | |
| But local news is still dying, okay? | ||
| Fair. | ||
| He's not going to get a job with Sinclair. | ||
| I can tell you that right now. | ||
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I don't think he will. | |
| So Kirsch apparently contacted the dean of the school, who said that they don't just give out medical information about students to ran... | ||
| No! | ||
| That's what they all don't do. | ||
| To curse everyone's in on it. | ||
| From the administration to the parents. | ||
| Quote, most of the parents apparently agree with the secrecy. | ||
| They could speak out but chose not to say a word to anyone outside the community. | ||
| Even the parents of the injured kids are remaining silent. | ||
| Why not speak out? | ||
| It reminds me of the fairy tale The Emperor's... | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| Don't do it. | ||
| Suppose half the school died after taking the vaccine. | ||
| Would the school say nothing? | ||
| They could save hundreds of thousands of lives worldwide if they spoke out and others followed their lead. | ||
| It would destroy the credibility of the CDC and break people out of their hypnotic trance doing whatever the CDC says. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I, a weirdo without a child, called up a school and asked for all of the kids' social security numbers, and the school wouldn't give them to me. | ||
| Does that mean they're working with the government? | ||
| Well, and honestly, this sounds like it's written by a fucking angsty teenager. | ||
| Yeah, it's really bad. | ||
| The tone of this is so, first of all, unprofessional. | ||
| And second of all, just whiny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's embarrassing. | ||
| I wouldn't give it a high grade if I were grading it. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| How can he have theories? | ||
| clear conspiracy. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So the first is that some alleged students at the school told him that the school administered vaccines on April 30th, so the school must be afraid of getting sued. | ||
| Apparently, Kirsch went on to bother the dean about this. | ||
| Quote, she stated in an email to me on January 5th that, quote, Monta Vista Christian School has never administered COVID-19 vaccines to students or anyone else. | ||
| And Monta Vista Christian School has never hosted at its real property or anywhere else, any clinic or other event at which COVID-19 vaccines were administered. | ||
| Okay, then that means someone's lying. | ||
| Why would the kids lie about that? | ||
| Isn't that a sin? | ||
| Get out of here! | ||
| No! | ||
| No! | ||
| Get the fuck out of here! | ||
| This was written by a baby. | ||
| Get this man a job! | ||
| His other theory is that parents don't want to hurt the school and think that God will heal the students. | ||
| This is the primary source Alex is using to report out this vaccine conspiracy claim. | ||
| It's nothing new, really, but this is particularly shitty work. | ||
| Also, about that supposed vaccine clinic that the school allegedly had on April 30th. | ||
| If that was when the students supposedly got vaccinated, that flies in the face of Kirsch's other made-up point about how they were all recently vaccinated, which you'll remember he made up earlier. | ||
| I do recall that. | ||
| What a coincidence. | ||
| How weird that all this stuff that he's making up isn't internally consistent. | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| What a coincidence. | ||
| The claim is going all over right-wing media and social media, and the only support I can find for it in all of the articles is this stupid blog. | ||
| No, no, no, you're on it. | ||
| I find that over time... | ||
| I have a very different relationship to a couple of Alex's guests. | ||
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| Like, sometimes I find them abhorrent but kind of funny. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like a Leo Zagami. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Leo Zagami is crazy. | ||
| All-time Hall of Fame. | ||
| He's the Pope. | ||
| He's Jesus. | ||
| He did 9-11. | ||
| He's got it all. | ||
| He's... | ||
| Obviously, there's problems. | ||
| I disagree with him on about everything. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| But he hearkens back to an older time of Illuminati, Vatican conspiracies. | ||
| The good stuff. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| With 70s house music at the same time. | ||
| I kind of can put up with Leo Zagami. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We can have an uneasy truce. | ||
| As long as you don't hurt anybody. | ||
| Someone like Steve Kirsch. | ||
| I hate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I hate this dude. | ||
| I think, first of all, his blog is poorly written, and this information that he's putting out is so thin, so undocumented, and it... | ||
| The way he writes about it on his blog allows people like Alex to sensationalize it even further. | ||
| And it's just deeply dangerous. | ||
| I think it's really hard for me to joke even about how bad this blog post is because I recognize the dangers that are inherent in it. | ||
| And that makes me not enjoy... | ||
| Covering his shit as much as maybe a Leo Zagami. | ||
| I mean, it fucks me up the most whenever it is this kind of situation where you go back and you're like, there's really only this one dude who is saying this shit and everybody's just running with it. | ||
| What fucks me up about that is just like, that is such a positive reinforcement type reward for just Gaul. | ||
| Just having the gall to say something this dumb with a straight face is rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Well, I mean, dumb or not, let's put that aside even. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Evil. | ||
| Making so many assumptions in terms of justifying the claim that you want to make as opposed to getting the actual information that you can verify out. | ||
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Right. | |
| I think that... | ||
| Yeah, the rewarding of that has got to give you all kinds of endorphin rushes if you're that guy. | ||
| Why wouldn't you do it again? | ||
| Always. | ||
| Why would you ever stop doing it? | ||
| It's the best thing in the world. | ||
| He drives so much traffic to his dumbass substack, I'm sure. | ||
| And he doesn't even have to learn things. | ||
| So Alex talks about this a little bit more, and this is just pathetic. | ||
| And it's Kersh reporting on what the pathologist is saying. | ||
| On Wednesday, Kirsch reported via Substack that he'd privately received a report from a concerned parent that a fourth student at the Monte Vista Christian School in Watsonville had been diagnosed. | ||
| Kirsch had already documented three cases at the school with an enrollment of about 855 students last month. | ||
| So you'll notice at the beginning there, Alex is correcting, because he had said that Steve Kirsch was a pathologist, and now he's saying, oh, he's not a pathologist. | ||
| But Alex is still a liar. | ||
| Nowhere in Kirsch's articles is he covering anything that a pathologist told him. | ||
| That is just a load of bullshit. | ||
| Also, Alex is reading an article from his own website that was written by Adan Salazar that does say that Steve Kirsch is a pathologist. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| Almost like Adan wanted to try and give these stupid claims more weight by lying about Kirsch's credentials. | ||
| Also, another major point here is that Kirsch has in no way documented any of these cases. | ||
| He's heard a rumor about them, and he's repeating that rumor, but this isn't documented or proven in the least. | ||
| Every element of how Kirsch reports this story is an attempt to create certainty out of insinuation. | ||
| And then, when Alex and Adan cover Kirsch's blog post, they do the same thing all over again. | ||
| Any point where it kind of becomes clear that Kersh's blog post doesn't prove anything, it gets fudged in order to make it look definitive. | ||
| Adan calls him a pathologist. | ||
| Alex accidentally does because he's just reading Adan's article, but then he realizes he can't justify saying something like that, so he scales it back to saying it's secondhand from a pathologist. | ||
| These cases are documented! | ||
| It's all intentional. | ||
| Most of this story is made up by Steve Kirsch, or just things he's assumed for no reason. | ||
| But it helps push the narrative Infowars profits from pushing, so it's critical to keep the audience from realizing that this is Steve Kirsch fanfic, which is why they dress it up like it's actual reporting. | ||
| It's too bad this is actually getting people killed, because otherwise dunking on it could be good, clean fun. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| A bummer. | ||
| How much does it cost to subscribe to that sub stack? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| If it's like $10,000, you've got to use his bullshit. | ||
| It's some cost, man. | ||
| I don't know if there's a premium sub stack, but I was able to find this article for free. | ||
| I don't know what he's doing. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| So, look. | ||
| Aaron Rodgers. | ||
| Kind of dumb. | ||
| The quarterback. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Quarterback Aaron Rodgers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Super dumb. | ||
| Admittedly good at football. | ||
| Very good at football. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| One of the best there ever was at football. | ||
| And this is a tension. | ||
| He's a bum. | ||
| Aaron Rodgers calls out NFL MVP voter. | ||
| Who won't back him because he's unvaccinated. | ||
| See, that's a social credit score. | ||
| It's not about if he's the best player. | ||
| It's not about if he's the most valuable. | ||
| It's about did he submit to the social credit score. | ||
| So wait, that's what the social credit score that Alex has been screaming about is? | ||
| Just a guy who's not voting for Aaron Rodgers for MVP because he's anti-vax? | ||
| I thought it was some kind of codified and centrally run thing where the government takes points away or gives points based on your behavior. | ||
| That seems pretty scary, but I'm not sure I even care about the prospect of people making moral decisions when they're voting for the NFL MVP. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| hears about the Hall of Fame and Barry Bonds, this could get real out of hand. | ||
| I'm sure he would care a lot. | ||
| Probably. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| If you actually think about what Alex is saying, then anyone acting on their conscience is kind of an instance of the social credit score. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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That's weird. | |
| Imagine a situation where a guy was running for a county treasurer position. | ||
| He's awesome at the actual work of being a treasurer, but unfortunately he's also pretty public about his belief that white people are superior to other races. | ||
| Would voting against him because of that be the social credit score coming into play? | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| What? | ||
| I'm a great treasurer! | ||
| I'm a great treasurer! | ||
| Just let me do the treasury job! | ||
| I really don't even understand what Alex means by this stuff anymore. | ||
| Like, it's so thin to the point of it's undefinable. | ||
| I had the picture in my head of a government system, but now that he's saying that it's just something as meaningless as MVP voting, I'm really lost. | ||
| Also, I can make a very strong argument that even if Rodgers is the best football player in the season, him being an open anti-vex weirdo in the middle of a pandemic kind of reduces his value as a player. | ||
| And may take him out of the running for most valuable player in my mind. | ||
| I would rather have a quarterback who's just slightly less good at football than him, but also isn't a total asshole who's probably going to get a bunch of my team's fans killed. | ||
| I think I would have more value in having someone like that on my team than Aaron Rodgers. | ||
| Man, I wonder if the NFL stat people have tried to put that together. | ||
| Like, if Aaron Rodgers infected like eight of his teammates, what's his wins above replacement value subtracting? | ||
| Attracted by them being gone for a few games because of him. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| We gotta get the fantasy nerds on this. | ||
| We gotta get the fantasy nerds on how much damage Rodgers is doing to his team by spreading the disease. | ||
| All I'm saying is that most valuable player can mean a lot of different things. | ||
| There's a lot of stats to take into consideration. | ||
| Anyway, this is all convoluted nonsense Alex is rambling about, but it's cool to see that he cares a lot about football now. | ||
| Seem to recall him... | ||
| Constantly talking about how dumb football is and how it's a distraction meant to divert men's instinct towards war. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| Because they don't want to fight the globalists. | ||
| You've got to get distracted. | ||
| It's to feminize an entire generation. | ||
| But I guess it matters a lot now. | ||
| It's super important. | ||
| Aaron Rodgers doesn't like vaccines. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fun. | ||
| So, uh, Alex and the snakes. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I'm still struggling sometimes whenever we get to those different stakes of, like, one clip ago, everyone's gonna die from the vaccine. | ||
| Next clip. | ||
| Somebody's not voting for Rodgers for MVP. | ||
| This is also a big problem. | ||
| Wait till we get to the setup, man. | ||
| The seventh is a roller coaster. | ||
| It's fucking crazy! | ||
| And there's a massive riddle that I can't wait for you to try and untangle on the seventh. | ||
| But before we get to that, there's another bit of a riddle here that Alex gets into. | ||
| He's trying to introduce this clip of Robert Kennedy Jr. who's talking about why Fauci wants to vaccinate people. | ||
| Then things go off the rail. | ||
| See if you can make sense with this. | ||
| I want to play a very important clip coming up here in a few minutes. | ||
| Robert Kennedy Jr. explains why Fauci is going after children. | ||
| And what he says is on record and totally true and is a huge evil war crime and scandal in and of itself. | ||
| but that's only one level. | ||
| This is not about money. | ||
| Yeah, the drug reps and the company heads, the people following the directives, it's all about money. | ||
| But for the groups above it, Wait, what? | ||
| Immortal cell lines can be merged with this. | ||
| They want to merge biological immortal cell lines with a human synthesis that is able to merge with these nanotech synthetic matrices. | ||
| And then they admit all this. | ||
| All right. | ||
| They admit all this was carrying a lot of water. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| It's such a weird move on Alex's part to play a clip of Robert Kennedy Jr. talking about how Fauci wanted to vaccinate kids for money, but then he introduces it by saying that the clip you're about to listen to, actually, it isn't true. | ||
| I guess if Alex's goal is to make Kennedy's argument look sane in comparison to his own, I guess he's done a good job of that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, so yeah. | ||
| I mean, obviously, for the CEOs and shit, it's all about money. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But they don't even know that what they're trying to do is combine... | ||
| So if I understand now, the vaccines aren't even also about killing people. | ||
| It's about mad scientist behavior, where you're taking the vaccine to get the idea of what genes can connect with immortal cell lines, so you can combine with silicon in order to become gods? | ||
| And I guess that all people... | ||
| Like, people are gonna die just as a side effect of that. | ||
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Right! | |
| I guess that the killing off of the population... | ||
| It's trying to figure out whose bodies can merge with... | ||
| So then let me throw this out there. | ||
| Is there a chance that one or all of... | ||
| A bunch of us might have those perfect genetics and then, you know, like, we'll be fine. | ||
| Well, no, they'll probably kill you and take your cells. | ||
| Oh, goddammit! | ||
| Oh, these fucking global... | ||
| So I was listening to that clip, and I had to take it real slow. | ||
| But one thing I noticed for sure is that Alex is struggling to figure out how to end the sentence. | ||
| It's fascinating how you can feel the gears moving in his head, knowing that what he's saying is... | ||
| Bullshit word salad, but he's still trying to figure out a way to not sound like he's making it all up for sure. | ||
| And then, Matrixes. | ||
| It's kind of like seeing somebody try and adjust while falling mid-air. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| It's basically, how am I going to land this? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| So, for the globalists, the vaccine is about sterilization, depopulation, playing God, and engaging in, quote, mad scientist behaviors. | ||
| Which I do think should be a crime. | ||
| Honestly, though, so far so good. | ||
| Yeah, that's not bad. | ||
| I don't think we're off the rails. | ||
| However, how does merging with silicon make one a god? | ||
| I guess there's a possibility of, like, you wouldn't die of old age, maybe, but that's not the only feature you need to be a god, I don't think. | ||
| I mean, you should probably be able to lift heavy things, at least. | ||
| The silicon will help your muscles. | ||
| Oh, okay, well, that's good. | ||
| Anyway, the only way to merge a silicon is for everyone to take COVID vaccines. | ||
| Now, I believe that Alex thinks that the vaccines contain, like, AI nanotech robots, so this is all a big test to see whose bodies can merge with the vaccines, and then from this, they hope to find an immortal cell line that can merge with the vaccines, because that'll help them. | ||
| Merge with Silicon? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
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Sure. | |
| This is a lot of nonsense. | ||
| And for one thing, I really don't think Alex has any understanding of what an immortal cell line is. | ||
| I suspect that he actually... | ||
| The cells never die. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think he thinks that they're actually immortal. | ||
| The cells last forever. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And there's a limited supply. | ||
| You have to pick each one individually out if you want to do an experiment. | ||
| When I hear things like this, I really wonder if the listeners recognize how Alex keeps adding new wrinkles to his conspiracies and how the plans of the globalists seems to change constantly. | ||
| But, like, man, who am I to naysay? | ||
| Like, they admit all this. | ||
| Yeah, they admit it. | ||
| It's all admitted! | ||
| Man, the way he ended that sentence, too, with those last four words were just choppy, not sure where he's going to land, and then finally he was like, no one's going to buy that shit. | ||
| That's because that's it! | ||
| I'm just saying they admitted it! | ||
| It's all admitted. | ||
| No one's going to believe this bullshit. | ||
| It's all admitted! | ||
| So here are some of the citations that Alex provides for this. | ||
| And then they admit all this! | ||
| I mean, I mentioned some of this earlier. | ||
| Look how they spin the people that are behind it as the saviors. | ||
| Oh, look the Davos group. | ||
| Technology will enslave you. | ||
| Global elites will save you. | ||
| 60 minutes. | ||
| Human history will end when we become gods. | ||
| Oh, there's not room for a lot of gods, though. | ||
| It goes on from there. | ||
| The headline about human history ending when people become gods isn't some kind of an evil statement or threat. | ||
| It's the headline of an interview from 2017 with an Israeli historian named Yuval Noah Harari. | ||
| It's basically an interview to discuss his new book, Homo Deus, which argued that with the advent of technology that we've created, man was beginning to wield powers that we previously ascribed only to deities, like the ability to create life. | ||
| He was speaking in a somewhat poetic way to express that when we are able to create inorganic life like a sentient AI, we can, quote, go to the Earth spirit and say, what do you think about that? | ||
| We're equal to the spirit we understand, not you. | ||
| Harari has some very interesting thoughts, but this is a futurist theory, and he's definitely not saying that humanity is going to end, just that we'll take on an entirely new relationship with the world around us that hasn't been the case since human history has begun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a meaningless citation for the argument Alex is making. | ||
| Interestingly, the other headline from 60 Minutes is another interview with Yuval Noah Harari from 2021. | ||
| What? | ||
| They're just both interviews with this guy. | ||
| They're both interviews with the same guy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| What's the deal here? | ||
| Like, has Ray Kurzweil not said anything freaky for Alex to get upset about lately, so he's moved on to pretending another futurist is secretly telling everyone what's coming? | ||
| Wild. | ||
| When Alex says they admit all this, what he's actually saying is that he has a couple sensational headlines for articles about interviews with a futurist who's making predictions about where technology is going. | ||
| This isn't admitting anything, and the things that are being predicted aren't even in line with Alex's bullshit. | ||
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Woo! | |
| Ooh, stupid! | ||
| Yeah, that's, I mean, fine. | ||
| Some guy said something, and I'm like, ah! | ||
| It's very dumb. | ||
| But then Alex has to leave. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He's gotta go. | ||
| It's got a family court. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| So now, the seventh. | ||
| Seventh. | ||
| I'm blown away by this episode. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It is one of the weirder things I've heard in quite a while. | ||
| So we got a five-year anniversary present! | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| I mean, it's weird in a way that's a little different than our usual weird. | ||
| Granted, there are some familiar themes, let's say, but listen to this shit. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And imagine how excited I was when I heard this. | ||
| All right, next segment, I am going to reveal the most important person in the world. | ||
| Hands down. | ||
| I'm going to reveal the most important person in the world. | ||
| And the reason that's important is... | ||
| If you understand that information, you will then understand everything else. | ||
| This is a Rosetta Stone. | ||
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Okay. | |
| This is a skeleton key. | ||
| This is the understanding of everything, if you can understand this. | ||
| Don't do this. | ||
| Don't do this. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I swear to God, if he pulls some fucking ironic ass, it's a mirror in that you are the most important person. | ||
| Trying to pull a Time magazine? | ||
| If you fuck with me like that, I'm going to be furious. | ||
| Yeah, I kind of thought there was a chance that was what was going to happen. | ||
| Look, I mean, you're welcome to have your guesses, and I'm not going to say yes or no. | ||
| I'm not going to give it away, because it's a fun game. | ||
| Well, yeah, I mean... | ||
| Alex is going to announce the... | ||
| Most important person in the world. | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| Here are some clues. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, this most important person in the world... | ||
| Oh, we're really hamming it up, too, huh? | ||
| ...doesn't know they're the most important person in the world. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And that's why we're going to reveal why this person is the most important person in the world. | ||
| Because as soon as the most important... | ||
| important person in the world understands that, then we will truly be able to turn the tide against. | ||
| The New World Order. | ||
| So, the most important person in the world does not know that they're the most important person. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I mean, I would like a little bit more parameters on that. | ||
| Do they know that they are an important person, or do they just not know that they're important at all? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Alex doesn't really clarify, but we can say for sure that they don't know that they're the most important. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| And, look, we can cross one person off the list. | ||
| Tommy at Starbucks. | ||
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| Oh. | ||
| So it could be him? | ||
| Novak Djokovic is not the most important person in the world, but he's right up there at the top, and the spirit of what he's doing is the essence of what we're about to cover. | ||
| Because there's a little twist to who this most important person in the world is. | ||
| But here's Paul Joseph Watson talking about what's happening in the land of tyranny, formerly known as the land down under. | ||
| So, yeah, it's not Djokovic. | ||
| It's not Djokovic. | ||
| Well, that's good. | ||
| Because I do think Djokovic might believe he is the most important person in the world. | ||
| Yeah, it's possible. | ||
| That one's there. | ||
| That one's there. | ||
| The last I heard, what he's doing is requesting a place where he can train. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's not asking to not be in a quarantine. | ||
| He's just asking for a quarantine where he can train for the open. | ||
| Yeah, he wants a billionaire's quarantine. | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| I don't know why Alex is labeling that a hero, but whatever. | ||
| I mean, I assume that he's labeling that a hero because right now they're keeping Djokovic in a notorious refugee hotel that has been housing people for upwards of eight years. | ||
| And what was very funny is that the pro-Djokovic protesters were right next to the anti-refugee protesters, and they were like, Hey, man, guess what else? | ||
| These fucking guys are stuck there, and all the pro-Djokovic protesters were like, holy shit, we gotta solve this problem first! | ||
| It was amazing! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They bailed on Djokovic! | ||
| No, they were like, fuck Djokovic! | ||
| These people have been trapped in there for eight years! | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| It was amazing! | ||
| That's unexpected. | ||
| It was a huge surprise, yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So, something that is... | ||
| Less unexpected. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that Alex gets sidetracked before he tells us who the most important person in the world is. | ||
| That's unexpected. | ||
| And there's nothing more frustrating than knowing we have the answers and the key to defeating this evil takeover and stopping it dead in its tracks. | ||
| But instead, I just can't get people conscious. | ||
| I can't get people focused. | ||
| I can't get the message punched out enough to actually finally finish these people. | ||
| And so that means we're going to go into a very long, hellish nightmare. | ||
| And most people listening and watching will be dead in 10 years. | ||
| That's Klaus Schwab's promise. | ||
| He's sworn to kill you and your family. | ||
| He's put his people in over 100 nations. | ||
| And they're running their global lockdown shutdowns right now, preparing you for the real bioweapon they're going to release. | ||
| Cyber lockdowns, cyber shutdowns. | ||
| Collapse of the third world completely, being totally overrun, war on the streets, electricity going off for years, just absolute death and destruction is guaranteed. | ||
| Who's the most important person in the world, man? | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| I understand that this is muscle memory, him doing these rants, but like, come on, man. | ||
| You started this off. | ||
| You teased it. | ||
| You can't do this too much. | ||
| I need to know. | ||
| It's not Djokovic. | ||
| Well, if it's five years on, then I suppose it's probably still Netanyahu, right? | ||
| Because he was the canary in the coal mine. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| And it's time to pray, right? | ||
| It's not, well, I can't, okay, fine, I slipped. | ||
| It's not Netanyahu. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But I'm not going to say yes or no to any further possible persons. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So anyway, Alex is pissed off, and he does not get to the point. | ||
| And so I'm very frustrated, and I'm very angry. | ||
| Because I have this weight on my shoulders, and I know I'm right, and I know it's going down, and I have all their own admissions and documents, and I can't get people out of their trances. | ||
| Everybody's in their comfort zone. | ||
| And so the enemy's going to win, because they're going to incrementally collapse society while posing as the saviors the whole time. | ||
| I'm going to deliver the most important information ever. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So if there's one thing that people aren't in right now, it's their fucking comfort zone. | ||
| That's the opposite for most people. | ||
| No, I don't think many people are in their comfort zone. | ||
| Alex has talked many times in his career about how his job is to wake people up out of their trances. | ||
| That's why he yells and has a gravelly voice instead of the soft-spoken folks at NPR. | ||
| They're trying to lull you to sleep, where he has to be bombastic to shake you out of that sleep. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| When I'm looking for someone to admire, I can tell you that it's not going to be the person who gives themselves the job of being the one who can wake people up to the globalist plots surrounding them, only to lament that they can't actually wake people up to the globalist plots surrounding them. | ||
| When Alex says he can't get people to wake up, that isn't the alleged sleeping person's fault. | ||
| It's that there's something wrong with the person yelling at them to wake up. | ||
| When Alex says stuff like this, I just hear him saying, I can't do my job, which was imaginary to begin with. | ||
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Woo. | |
| Now, it's important that we never take responsibility for our own actions. | ||
| Or hold anyone responsible for theirs. | ||
| That's what is going to move us forward. | ||
| I will say, though, I'm excited to hear what the most important information ever is. | ||
| I mean, it's gotta be something really deflating. | ||
| Yeah, I wonder if the fact that Alex constantly builds things up to be the most important information ever, or how Reset Wars was the most important work he's ever done, and then it's always a bust and means nothing. | ||
| I wonder if that has to do anything with him not being able to wake people up. | ||
| Maybe people are sick of the bullshit. | ||
| Oh my god, it's not Rand Paul, is it? | ||
| I can't say. | ||
| Oh, fuck me. | ||
| If it's Rand Paul, I'm going to be furious. | ||
| Look, man, Alex has some important news and the most important person in the world to reveal. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm going to deliver the most important information ever that if people actually grasp it and get it and understand it, we're going to be able to turn society around and beat this. | ||
| But all this other incredible news I've got in front of me, and it's all very important, is a byproduct of the... | ||
| That is the New World Order. | ||
| And so, that's where we are, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| I've got to go to rebroadcast for a while. | ||
| I may not be able to do the show anymore. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| I can't stand it. | ||
| And I'm sick of just window dressing, talking about all the stuff that's going on. | ||
| And the general public just doesn't even care that we're all falling apart. | ||
| I mean, you know, they think it's funny that Klaus Schwab's up there murdering everyone. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| We're not going to find out who the most important person in the world is. | ||
| Remember when I was doing stand-up, sometimes to keep things interesting or keep things fun, we'd be like, you know what? | ||
| I'm just going to do none of my material. | ||
| I'm just going to do nothing but crowd work tonight. | ||
| And then maybe you'd keep a clock on somebody and be like, ah, you only did 10 out of 20. Has anybody ever put Alex on a clock for how long he can just build something up for? | ||
| How many segments can you go just... | ||
| Saying nothing but how important the next thing you're going to say is. | ||
| Right, and you can't even do your job anymore. | ||
| No! | ||
| I mean, he went so long. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then he didn't even do it! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Brutal. | ||
| We'll see if he actually does. | ||
| I mean, obviously, he's gotta go to rebroadcast, that's for sure. | ||
| He's son of a bitch. | ||
| He's gonna restart the show later. | ||
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| So see, I don't want to just say a bunch of nasty stuff, and I'm gonna try my best here, but it's getting hard. | ||
| So... | ||
| We got a lot of really good reports here, and I'm going to try to relaunch the show later in the hour, but I can't do it right now, so let's just go ahead. | ||
| I tried to come back on. | ||
| I just can't do it, guys. | ||
| Let's air Greg Reese's report from yesterday. | ||
| That was a really, really important report about the nanotech they're putting in the shots. | ||
| So let's re-air something we've already aired because I can't do my job. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| This is admirable. | ||
| I mean, you know, I've sometimes been emotionally incapacitated to the point where I cannot do my job. | ||
| However, I tried to not do it while I was doing my job. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I totally understand people needing to call in sick or take a me day. | ||
| Call in sick? | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Just call in sick! | ||
| I think it's worse if you go to your job and then complain about how you need to take a me day. | ||
| It would have been weird. | ||
| To the point where you're actually working against the purpose of what your job is. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, you know, when you go to work and you throw a hatchet at the wall, you're in trouble. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So Alex is going to go walk around the parking lot. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Because he's pissed. | ||
| He's got to do it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We're going to play Gregory's Report, and I'm going to go walk around the parking lot and see if I can settle down. | ||
| And that's that. | ||
| My God. | ||
| We'll be back, I guess, after this break. | ||
| I'm going to try to relaunch the show here today. | ||
| Infowars.com and Newswars.com will still be there. | ||
| Hopefully. | ||
| I don't know how much longer. | ||
| And it just doesn't matter. | ||
| I guess you've all just got to die. | ||
| They're going to murder you. | ||
| You deserve it. | ||
| All of you deserve to die because you don't care. | ||
| And Klaus Schwab is going to kill your ass. | ||
| So get ready to die. | ||
| And they're going to kill the kids, so we deserve to die, okay? | ||
| That's basically it. | ||
| So enjoy yourselves, everybody. | ||
| Here's the clip. | ||
| Wow, what an intro. | ||
| What an intro for Greg Reese. | ||
| I'm... | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| You just don't get it other places. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There's nothing corporate. | ||
| That will allow you to do that, you know? | ||
| You're fired. | ||
| You're fired. | ||
| You're gone. | ||
| You don't get multiple those. | ||
| No. | ||
| You get one of those and then you're gone. | ||
| Let alone it happening over and over and over again. | ||
| And honestly, I think I would be totally bored of this if it wasn't within the context of him teasing who the most important person in the world is. | ||
| So funny. | ||
| I just don't know how you can... | ||
| I mean... | ||
| An actual broadcaster on air just being like, I gotta go walk around the parking lot. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| You all deserve to die. | ||
| You all deserve to die. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta die. | ||
| I should have walked around before I said that. | ||
| So Alex takes a breather. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Comes back. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Tries to restart the show. | ||
| Everybody shouldn't. | ||
| He's gonna get to who the most important person is. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| And so who is the most important person in the world? | ||
| Start of the show, I told you I'd come back and do it. | ||
| I told you you all deserve to die. | ||
| But then I got too angry and didn't. | ||
| And you see, here's the problem that it's harder and harder for me to do the show. | ||
| I'm 47, and my knowledge base is very advanced now. | ||
| So everything I look at, everything I read, everything I see, I have a deep, multifaceted, multidimensional understanding of it. | ||
| And at a certain level, that becomes painful. | ||
| So, Alex is not going to reveal who the most important person is, but he's going to complain that he can't do his job because he's so smart it hurts. | ||
| That is... | ||
| I mean... | ||
| I mean, wow. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just wow. | ||
| That's good stuff. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It's good stuff. | ||
| You're going to look me in the face. | ||
| And tell me that. | ||
| Well, he's not going to look you in the face because there's rules against that. | ||
| Well, that's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| But he is going to tell you, I'm so smart it hurts. | ||
| We have to go back to a full home improvement relationship. | ||
|
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Nope. | |
| Can't talk over fences either. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Shit! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Alex, man, look. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just needs to be able to say the right words. | ||
| I quit. | ||
| That would be great. | ||
| I think he has said those already. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| The way he's describing what he needs to do in order to defeat the globalists, it almost sounds like he's like, if I can get the spell right, if I can get the word order and the incantation correct, it will work. | ||
| This is just ridiculous. | ||
| I've got this whole thing basically spring-loaded, I want to say, when we come back. | ||
| That I grasp in my mind, and then if I don't just keep that moment of understanding and all those points I want to make, because I'm not writing this down, I'm not reading a teleprompter, it all just dissipates like gas into the ether. | ||
| And then I don't say the key thing, that if I say it just right and explain the thought perfectly. | ||
| Almost perfectly, then the public will grasp it and also absorb it and understand a blueprint for victory, which we need. | ||
| And there's nothing more frustrating than knowing you've got the blueprint for victory, you've proven you can do it, God's given you the directive, and you can't get it done because you are weak. | ||
| And I'm talking about myself. | ||
| So, my frustration here is not with the audience, the crew. | ||
| My frustration is with the globalists killing everybody and running around enjoying it. | ||
| They love it. | ||
| See, it hurts us. | ||
| They like it. | ||
| They have fun doing all this. | ||
| Oh, they just love it. | ||
| They just love it! | ||
| And I have to control myself and not go after them with rage because we're not doing this for them. | ||
| They don't deserve our hatred. | ||
| We're doing it for the children who we love. | ||
| Oh, the children. | ||
| But I tell you, the globalists are going to get it! | ||
| Now, when we come back... | ||
| For the children. | ||
| I'm going to tell you who the most important person in the world is. | ||
| You are a fucking monster. | ||
| And if you grasp this, and if you know this, you will have victory. | ||
| If you understand this, it will defeat the globalists, that this is the most important person in the world. | ||
| What hour are we in right now? | ||
| We're still in the first hour. | ||
| We're still in the first hour. | ||
| Alex, it was a short walk in the parking lot. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But we're still... | ||
| This is at least 45 minutes into the show. | ||
| No, probably in the half hour range, probably. | ||
| Okay, so we've teased it for a while. | ||
| It's multiple segments into the show, for sure. | ||
| This was supposed to be done already. | ||
| It should have been done so much sooner. | ||
| Do you have any guesses? | ||
| I'd be interested to see where your head's at. | ||
| I mean, obviously, I think my guess right now, I'm sticking with Rand Paul. | ||
| But that also seems really dumb. | ||
| Which is also why I kind of think it might be true. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He has been talking about Rand Paul a little bit more. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's been trying to bully him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So that kind of... | ||
| He would be somebody who's on Alex's mind. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It could also be somebody who's the most important person in the world as a target. | ||
| This is the most important person in the world, and if they're the domino that gets taken out... | ||
| See, now that's fascinating because there are multiple ways that you could interpret most important person. | ||
|
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Like the most valuable player, yes. | |
| Yes, indeed. | ||
| I'll just say, don't worry about that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Are we ever going to find out who it is? | ||
| We are. | ||
| We are. | ||
| This will pay off. | ||
| Phyllis Schlafly. | ||
| Is she dead? | ||
| I think she's dead. | ||
| I'm pretty sure she's dead. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I had to look up if Ray Kurzweil was dead. | ||
| I'm shocked to report he is still alive. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| If it's Betty White, that's going to be beautiful. | ||
| I can't say. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| So here's a list. | ||
| Alex comes back. | ||
| Here's a list of some of the people who might be. | ||
|
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What is this? | |
| Who is this? | ||
| The most important person in the world today. | ||
| And if you understand that point. | ||
| I know! | ||
| It is a Rosetta Stone. | ||
| It is a skeleton key. | ||
| I know! | ||
| Into the wider universe. | ||
| I get it! | ||
| And an understanding of our true destiny and where we're going. | ||
| Real quick. | ||
| I know you're yelling because it's frustrating. | ||
| It's a little bit frustrating how repetitive this is. | ||
| It's very repetitive. | ||
| I kind of have a little bit of a thick skin built up because I know how repetitive his bullshit is over and over again. | ||
| But in this case, I like it. | ||
| No, I find it incredibly grating and annoying. | ||
| It is breaking my mind. | ||
| But it's almost parody. | ||
| No, it's more infuriating than parody. | ||
| The level of this, like, the transparentness of the putting this off is so bad. | ||
| The me thinks you death protests too much does not even come close to covering it. | ||
| No. | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| Is it Jeff Bezos? | ||
| Is it Elon Musk? | ||
| Is it the Queen of England? | ||
| Is it Brad Pitt? | ||
|
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Maybe. | |
| Is it Donald Trump? | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Is it Vladimir Putin? | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Is it Xi Jinping? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Is it the current Pope? | ||
| Give five more examples. | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| Is it Novak Djokovic? | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| Who is saying the most truth in the most understandable way that transcends left and right and actually speaks to people in a human message? | ||
| Don't tell me it's fucking Joe Rogan. | ||
| On this planet. | ||
| And if you know the answer to that, you know the answer to the rest of the story. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| This is getting to be... | ||
| He's moving it around a little bit. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Most important person now means, like, communicating. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Look, this is a riddle. | ||
| It's a grand riddle. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, it's a question. | ||
| Is someone important because they have $200 billion of inflated garbage? | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Is someone important because they were the president of the United States like President Trump? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is someone important because they've been in a lot of big movies and are handsome, like Brad Pitt? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What do you got about Brad Pitt? | ||
| That is how important works. | ||
| Is somebody the most important? | ||
| Because the way you define who the most important person is says who you are. | ||
| There's a big study out that the more celebrity-obsessed you are, the lower your IQ and the less money you make. | ||
| Translated, the more you believe in the system, the more you go along with its propaganda, the more diseased and dumbed down and poor you are. | ||
| And when you go in the poor areas, they're all wearing masks, aren't they? | ||
| Get to the point. | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
| Well, that study was like a Hungarian study. | ||
| It was a small group. | ||
| It doesn't even state conclusive things about being a causal relationship between being interested in celebrities and a lower IQ. | ||
| If you read Us Weekly, you're dead inside. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Alex is just obsessed with going off on sidebars like this. | ||
| Talking about this study and celebrities being dumb. | ||
| Or this. | ||
| Because you see, the establishment wants you to be alone. | ||
| The establishment wants you to be dumb. | ||
| The establishment wants you to be diseased and die because they see you as a piece of garbage. | ||
| Because they see themselves subconsciously as garbage. | ||
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What? | |
| And they believe once they get rid of you and your ugly hovel and your ugly face and your ugly kids in their view that they'll finally be free because you won't be around. | ||
| That's their real view. | ||
| And just because you've got the general mass of people dumbed down, not aware of standing up for themselves, doesn't mean you have a right to kill them just because you're some inbred, occultic globalist that knows the basics of the third dimension so that makes you a god because you're willing to crap all over other sentient creatures and keep them in the dark? | ||
| That makes you less than a man. | ||
| You're talking about you, man. | ||
| So I ask you again, who is the greatest living person in the world? | ||
| Who has the greatest potential to empower humanity? | ||
| This is such a mess. | ||
| Alex has been teasing and rambling this whole episode so far about him revealing who the most important person on Earth is, but now he's moving the goalposts. | ||
| Apparently now it's the greatest person on Earth, or the person with the most potential to empower humanity. | ||
| If Alex thinks those things are interchangeable, that's fine, but it also speaks to his subjective beliefs. | ||
| Someone else could easily believe that the most important person and the person who has the most potential to empower humanity are two different people, like you touched on. | ||
| Like, I think a very strong argument could be made that you can make these separate. | ||
| The most important person could actually be a force of evil. | ||
| Importance is a value-neutral concept, so if you were a terrifying dictator who was working against the cause of empowering humanity and you were a threat to everyone, that person could easily be the most important person in the world. | ||
| But it's interesting to see how disorganized Alex's thoughts are, even about this clearly intentional tease session he's doing. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I just get caught up whenever he's like, oh, they think whenever you're gone, they'll finally be saved. | ||
| And it's like, Alex, you think whenever you get rid of all of... | ||
| You just talked about you, man! | ||
| That was you! | ||
| He does that a bit. | ||
| That was you, dude! | ||
| Well, that's what happens when your enemies are imaginary and their plans are things you imagine them doing. | ||
| Yeah, it is coming from inside the house, isn't it? | ||
| It is. | ||
| So Alex gets to explaining his criteria for what makes a person the most important. | ||
| See, now I'm interested! | ||
| It is a little bit helpful. | ||
| It's a little late. | ||
| I'm telling you, I don't care if somebody's a movie star. | ||
| I don't care if somebody plays football. | ||
| That don't impress him much. | ||
| I detest it so much now I don't even want to talk to him. | ||
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You're fine. | |
| I don't care if you, what you did in the corrupt system. | ||
| I care how much you care. | ||
| That's my North Star. | ||
| That is my... | ||
| Spirit. | ||
| That is my anchor. | ||
| So I appreciate Alex spelling this out and laying out what his criteria are for the most important person in the world. | ||
| It really doesn't make it clear, but it does make it clear to me that this is a subjective opinion Alex has. | ||
| It doesn't really mean anything. | ||
| Whenever he gives this honorific title, it just means Alex likes this person. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| Really, when he said he's going to clarify what it takes to be the most important person, he's just created more questions for me to ask about what it is his new subjective measurements actually mean. | ||
| Well, I think that you should keep that in mind, but also throw it right the fuck out the window. | ||
| No, that's fair. | ||
| Because, Alex, it's shifting around a little bit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So I ask you again. | ||
| It isn't just, oh, who's the most famous? | ||
| Who's the richest? | ||
| That's not the winners. | ||
| What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| You got a lot of stacks to get to, man. | ||
| Who in the most loving, real, focused, Christ-like way, balanced? | ||
| Because I'm not Christ-like at times. | ||
| You could say who's the most effective human for humans right now. | ||
| What? | ||
| And that'd be Joe Rogan or Alex Jones for a pro-human future. | ||
| Tucker Carlson, a close third. | ||
| But that's not who's the most effective for humans at this time. | ||
| Who's the most important? | ||
| So I guess now the most important person title that Alex is giving out is really better described as person disseminating ideas that Alex likes who is also not a well-known lunatic or bigot, so they fly under most people's radar? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is that how we describe the most important person? | ||
| I think that's exactly how he's describing it. | ||
| So do you have any other guesses? | ||
| Because we're getting more information. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, now that the bar is set so low, I almost want to say it's James O 'Keefe or something stupid like that. | ||
| H. Ross Perot. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Absolutely. | ||
| That's an interesting guess. | ||
| Thank you for bringing that up. | ||
| That's an interesting guess you have, James O 'Keefe. | ||
| No. | ||
| Do you have any other guesses? | ||
| Because I want to try and get a galaxy of thoughts. | ||
| You know, I mean, God, I want to say it's Steve Pachanek, but I just can't. | ||
| I just can't. | ||
| Alex, that timeout's going to last a little bit longer. | ||
| Is it even worse? | ||
| Is it Kirsch himself? | ||
| Is it that shitty substack that's the most important person in the world? | ||
| I would suspect that when Alex isn't reading actively a Steve Kirsch headline, he forgets who he is. | ||
| Yeah, that would make sense. | ||
| But also, interestingly, these Steves are terrible on InfoWars. | ||
| They are a lot of Steve Terribles on InfoWars. | ||
| So maybe this will help you out. | ||
| There's a couple more clues about the most important person. | ||
| Who's the most important human in the world? | ||
| Because that human's going to be a model for us. | ||
| Because that person is us, and we are that person. | ||
| And once we realize that, we have the keys to destiny. | ||
| And so this has to be done. | ||
| This has to be said on air. | ||
| Because I've seen it, I've known it, I've felt it, I've understood it, and now I've continued to witness it. | ||
| But I'm going to first tell you about this person. | ||
| This person does not want to be president of the United States. | ||
| This person cannot stand Hollywood. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| I want to tell you something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I actually knew who it was immediately. | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| Well, at least I thought I did. | ||
| You thought you did, and then you were confirmed to be correct. | ||
| Yes, of course you were. | ||
| Of course you were. | ||
| You're the only person who knew immediately, okay? | ||
| I don't want to pat myself on the back too much. | ||
| But do you have any other ideas? | ||
| Like, each time there's a new clue, I want to see if you can know. | ||
| No, no, I don't. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I can't play this game because I don't get to know the answer in advance. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Fair enough, but I think if I didn't know the answer, I'd still have a couple of thoughts spinning around in my head. | ||
| That's why it's not fair, because when you have those thoughts spinning around in your head, I'm not behind you being like, oh, who do you think it is now? | ||
| Who do you think it is now? | ||
| I'm not trying to do that to embarrass you. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| I'm just feeling a lot of pressure. | ||
| I want to get it right. | ||
| I have that kind of brain, man. | ||
| Here's some more clues. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This person cannot stand New York rich people. | ||
| They cannot stand Hollywood rich people. | ||
| They cannot stand the establishment. | ||
| They don't want to hang around with the system. | ||
| They don't want to be embraced by the system. | ||
| They are disgusted by the system. | ||
| They are abhorrent of it. | ||
| And that's why the system, when they attack them, says, oh, they're a blue blood. | ||
| Oh, they're part of the system. | ||
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Oh, look, they're establishment. | |
| A lot of O's there. | ||
| I know who it is. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Ted Turner. | ||
| Ted Turner. | ||
| Is he alive? | ||
| The depopulationist in chief. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's about time for him to come back. | ||
| Ted Turner is on the side of the Patriots now. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| No, because I think that you probably should disinclude him because of all the talk about billionaires. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| But he's a blue blood. | ||
| True. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| But that makes me think it's Tucker Carlson again. | ||
| Well, maybe this will help. | ||
| We can disclude one person. | ||
| Ooh, John F. Kennedy Jr. | ||
| He's still alive. | ||
| Alex isn't going to publicly comment on that. | ||
| But we can exclude one person from the running. | ||
| Elon Musk is not the most important person in the world. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Though he can become the most important person in the world. | ||
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Well, he thinks he is, so that disqualified him immediately. | |
| He can become the most potent person in the world. | ||
| Just like that. | ||
| And he understands that and is now moving towards that. | ||
| And as we all move towards that center of pro-human gravity, we then learn the secret that I will tell you when we come back in the final segment of this hour. | ||
| Motherfucker. | ||
| Who the most important person in the world is. | ||
| But I want you to understand something. | ||
| This isn't hype. | ||
| This isn't exaggeration. | ||
| This isn't BS. | ||
| This isn't Any of that. | ||
| We must recognize from amongst our people who is the best at promoting humanity. | ||
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This is taking on... | |
| It's somewhere between grandiose and sacrilegious at this point. | ||
| I re-listened to the Andy Daly podcast pilot project. | ||
| The episode where they did the long story. | ||
| Cactus Tony? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And this is exactly like the moment whenever the cop and the shrimp sheller, every time he says, who is the most bomb? | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| What's your job? | ||
| I'm a shrimp sheller. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| I sell shrimp. | ||
| So wait, what do you do when you go to work? | ||
| I shell the shrimp. | ||
| Okay, so if somebody comes up to you and asks you. | ||
| I shell them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is a little bit. | ||
| It's exactly that. | ||
| It's a little bit like playing handball with the curtains, as they say. | ||
| You're like trying to figure out, like, all right, who is this person? | ||
| After the break. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Now, before he goes to break, Alex says this. | ||
| This is why I kind of think it's on the verge of sacrilegious. | ||
| So when we come back, I'll tell you who the most important person in the world is. | ||
| And I want you to understand it. | ||
| And I want it to sink in. | ||
| And I want it to burn into your cells. | ||
| And I want you to then ask yourself, is this true to God? | ||
| Is this true to the Holy Spirit? | ||
| And if you're dialed into the same thing I am, you'll get the answer back then. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And the example... | ||
| A people like this is the example for all of us. | ||
| We gotta live like this person who's the most important person in the world. | ||
| We have to mold ourselves after them because that's what God wants us to do. | ||
| Okay, so I assume it's Jesus Christ. | ||
| Otherwise, this would be a little bit strugglesome. | ||
| I never even considered it. | ||
| Not for a second did I think that that was who Alex was going to say. | ||
| When I was listening to the episode, and even as we're discussing it, that didn't cross my mind. | ||
| Never crossed your mind. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Well, that sounds about right. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| So we're back from break, and Alex is going to give other people some bad news. | ||
| You are not the most important person in the world. | ||
| So I've thought long and hard about this, and I know I'm right. | ||
| And you'll know I'm right as well. | ||
| Who is the most important person in the world? | ||
| It's not Donald Trump. | ||
| Kate McKinnon. | ||
| It's not the fake Pope. | ||
| Which fake Pope? | ||
| It's not anybody in Hollywood. | ||
| It's certainly not the portable reanimated corpse. | ||
| Joe Biden or his fake Vice President Kamala Harris. | ||
| It's not Vladimir Putin. | ||
| Because Vladimir Putin has Russia, the largest landmass in the world. | ||
| And he has a lot of good people. | ||
| And he's trying to build a Christian future and he's going against the globalists. | ||
| He's not in America. | ||
| So yeah, Putin could be it, but he's not in America. | ||
| He's not in America. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Would he have gotten, like, a letter from somebody if he had just said Russia and not Russia, the largest landmass in the world? | ||
| I think he just likes to add some decoration. | ||
| He just likes to add that little... | ||
| Well, I mean, you know, I'm watching this British baking show, and I'm like, decoration is important. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Presentation is something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I kind of understand. | ||
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That's fair. | |
| No, I get you. | ||
| Are you getting anywhere closer? | ||
| No. | ||
| Boris Johnson. | ||
| No, he hates Boris Johnson. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Here's some new clues. | ||
| The globalists have seized America. | ||
| The globalists have occupied America. | ||
| If we could take the country back peacefully without the revolution they're trying to artificially trigger around January 6th, then we could really have a future of peace and justice. | ||
| We could have a real shot at that with Russia and with China and with Asia and the Middle East and Africa and Latin America. | ||
| And I know the individual that I'm going to say is the most important person in the world has that same idea and has that same thought and wants that. | ||
| And when I recognize this individual, it's not to put them up on a pedestal, but it's to recognize who's done the best, clean, professional, level-headed job despite all the attacks and what I know they've gone through behind the scenes that other people don't know about. | ||
| Even stuff they didn't tell me I know about. | ||
| Some of it they didn't tell me. | ||
| To understand that that's a benchmark. | ||
| So Alex knows this person. | ||
| Is it like Ron DeSantis or something? | ||
| Is it one of the shittier GOP house members? | ||
| Is it like Kevin McCarthy or something? | ||
| Can you imagine if it was? | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| It turns out it's Jim Jordan. | ||
| That would be fucking hilarious. | ||
| Alright, we have one last clip before it's revealed. | ||
| That's the new helpful glimpse! | ||
| But this one, actually, Alex, completely shifts what the point even is. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| So who is the most important person in the world? | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| The most important thing in the world is the people. | ||
| That's where we get the world populism. | ||
| I was waiting for it. | ||
| A politics of the people. | ||
| What's common sense, what works, what's equitable, what's fair, what makes sense. | ||
| God's law, common law, the Bill of Rights, Constitution, Declaration of Independence. | ||
| Those are all just examples of that. | ||
| Just manifestations of people's will. | ||
| So who's the greatest populist of them all? | ||
| So now it's who's the greatest populist of them all. | ||
| Instead of the most important person or the greatest. | ||
| I mean, I'm going to go with Roots Maneuva. | ||
| No? | ||
| I want to say that you have been done dirty by Alex and that you have already said the name of the person. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do you want to make a last guess before it's revealed? | ||
| Of the names that I have said, I'm going to disqualify Sinead O 'Connor. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| And that's the only one! | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| You don't? | ||
| No, who is it? | ||
| Well, let's find out. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| So who's the greatest populist of them all? | ||
| In America, and as an example, around the world, who's listened to in Japan? | ||
| And in South Africa, and in Mexico, and in Canada, and in the United States, who all over the world, when I talk off record to world leaders in South America, like Brazil, or in Eastern Europe, who do they talk about, and who's unifying them to have a pro-human future against the Great Reset and the New World Order? | ||
| Well, you know who it is. | ||
| It's Tucker Carlson, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
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| Tucker Carlson is the most important person in the world. | ||
| You said he was third! | ||
| I told you you got done dirty. | ||
| He was third! | ||
| He said it's Joe Rogan, me, and then Tucker Carlson in a close third! | ||
| I was there! | ||
| Well, I know, but he was talking about who's the most effective. | ||
| That's fucking bullshit. | ||
| You were right. | ||
| For me, it was either Joe Rogan or Tucker Carlson. | ||
| From the start. | ||
| But come on, man. | ||
| That's fucking bullshit. | ||
| I didn't even think it was Joe Rogan. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I thought for sure it was Joe Rogan. | ||
| I couldn't imagine it being Tucker. | ||
| Tucker's too much of a dick. | ||
| Well, I think he's exactly who Alex wants to associate himself with right now. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| But also, like, look, I don't want to brag. | ||
| I'm not bragging. | ||
| But I knew from the jump it was Tucker. | ||
| Oh, fucking course it is. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
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| The thought that I have is like, Alex has so little to talk about on this episode that he spent an hour building up to saying that Tucker is the most important person in the world. | ||
| This show is so dumb. | ||
| But God, that's great. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| That refreshed me. | ||
| That reinvigorated me on my... | ||
| You know, I mean, a couple weeks ago, Alex was talking about how the anger is just... | ||
| It's all juice. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| That's what fuels him. | ||
| This has been one of the more infuriating hours of Alex content in my entire life. | ||
| But see, that's what makes it fun for me. | ||
| I'm so mad! | ||
| Right! | ||
| I've transmuted my anger into entertainment for the people as manifested through your anger. | ||
| Right! | ||
| You just explained our show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex talks a little bit about why Tucker gets this little bit of a title. | ||
| Somebody like Tucker Carlson knows that Ted Cruz got a talking point from Garland and from the establishment and that they are preparing to claim that the American people are about to stage terror attacks and try to assassinate Biden. | ||
| I told you that months ago. | ||
| It's in the news today. | ||
| And they're going to try to sew us up and bring in martial law. | ||
| And the lawyer... | ||
| The Bush minion, Ted Cruz, who poses as a patriot all these years, who is a wolf in sheep's clothing, Tucker Carlson believes, and he's got better sources than I, I believe him, has to be cut out and destroyed. | ||
| And like a populist general, Tucker Carlson just tore his guts out. | ||
| Yep, so this is all just a reaction to Tucker's interview with Ted Cruz right before. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I mean, that is such a huge... | ||
| That really is like a huge interview, though. | ||
| Like, the idea to me of being alive in the building... | ||
| For the first time in my life, in my entire political career, really being afraid that a mob would tear the walls down and kill me. | ||
| And then a year later, to have to sit Across from that whiny, sniveling piece of shit Tucker Carlson and lick his feet. | ||
| That is... | ||
| Me, like, in the body of me right now, I'm ready to kill Tucker Carlson. | ||
| If that was me and Tucker Carlson was like... | ||
| If I was Ted Cruz, I would have leaped across the table and started strangling him. | ||
| I almost died! | ||
| You have to recognize how weak Ted Cruz is. | ||
| Oh, man, so weak. | ||
| His track record is pretty shitty. | ||
| Oh, it's bad, but that's bad, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex talks a little bit more about that interview, actually. | ||
| He has a slightly different take on it than you do. | ||
| Tucker Carlson knows the terror attacks are coming. | ||
| Tucker Carlson knows the state civil war is coming. | ||
| Tucker Carlson knows the big event's coming and the end of America, and he's trying to stop it and making an issue in front of all the other conservatives and all the Christians and all the Fox News Republicans and saying, stop putting up with Mitch McConnell and with Ted Cruz, and with Rand Paul, he's come out against the vaccine. | ||
| It doesn't work, it's dangerous, it's poison. | ||
| And Josh Hawley and all of them, because they all fear the liberal media. | ||
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They all fear the George Soros system. | |
| When they better start fearing us. | ||
| And that's the instinct Tucker Carlson's got. | ||
| At the top of his game, I know off record, not from others, almost paid nothing to get actual free will and to have his own voice on Fox. | ||
| I think Alex kind of lets slip there what actually makes him think that Tucker is the most important person in the world. | ||
| It's that in Tucker, Alex sees a person who actually has the ability to humiliate senators and essentially sway power on the right wing. | ||
| He sees someone who, if he can piggyback it, Alex can use to reestablish the illusion that he has any effect on the real world. | ||
| If Tucker can humiliate Ted Cruz, and Alex pretends to be totally in line with Tucker and secretly his best friend, then it's kind of like Alex inspired Tucker to humiliate Ted Cruz, and thus Alex is really the one with the power to sway politics. | ||
| This is a fine game for Alex to play, and though I think it stinks of desperation, it may well work a little bit for a while. | ||
| There is an essential problem with this, though, and it's that people should ask themselves, if they're in Alex's audience, if Tucker and Alex are such good friends, And on exactly the same page, why has Tucker never had Alex on any of his shows? | ||
| Like, lately, on any of these? | ||
| He has multiple shows. | ||
| He has a radio show. | ||
| He has two TV shows. | ||
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Corporate. | |
| Why doesn't Tucker show up as a guest on Infowars periodically if they're a couple of the very few comrades in this fight against Alex's enemies? | ||
| Possibly more bitingly, why wasn't Alex interviewed for Tucker's documentary about January 6th? | ||
| He was at the Capitol, and clearly Tucker had no problem interviewing shifty weirdos since he had Ali Alexander interviewed in it. | ||
| The fact that Tucker seems to have a staunch resistance to being publicly personally associated with Alex should be something that causes the audience to ask themselves some serious questions. | ||
| Like, this is Trump all over again, basically. | ||
| Trump came on Alex's show once to sell his book in December 2015, and he never came back. | ||
| And he never publicly associated himself with Alex in any way. | ||
| The narrative that Trump and Alex were on the same page came almost entirely from Alex's stories. | ||
| And in the end, I think it's pretty safe to say that most of them were made up. | ||
| now Alex has to jettison that mainstream avatar for him to live vicariously through because Trump likes the vaccine so it seems like maybe Alex is trying to lean hard into glomming on to Tucker in order to preserve some image of relevance in the actual world. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Also, there's absolutely no chance that Tucker makes almost no money at Fox. | |
| According to CNN, back in 2020, he was making $10 million a year, largely based on the fact that his show drove 16% of the channel's entire ad revenue. | ||
| That number probably went up a bit, but maybe it's dipped since, because one of his main sponsors was MyPillow, and Mike Lindell might not be shelling out as much ad money these days as he was in the fun salad days. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, with Tucker, though, he's at that type of money that you don't even... | ||
| His salary, $10 million a year, is nothing to him. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| Like, he owns part of Fox fucking News. | ||
| You know, if he sells out, he's got a billion dollars. | ||
| And before he even came in, he's an heir to a large fortune. | ||
| Yeah, money is imaginary to him. | ||
| But you know, it's not. | ||
| What? | ||
| Bow ties. | ||
| So yeah, Alex spent an hour talking about this. | ||
| That was an amazing performance, truly. | ||
| There's a certain part of me that respects how hard. | ||
| It's a commitment to a bad bit. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's a commitment to a bad bit. | ||
| There's a difference between somebody who really muscles through for a bit that's worth it, and then there's this, which is just like, yes, you will keep saying, I'll tell you after the break, and then rambling about bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's not Neil Hamburger. | ||
| No. | ||
| Boy, at no point in time did he ever think, man, I gotta stop doing this. | ||
| I just can't do this anymore. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| And I think a big part of it, too, is that Alex was keenly aware that if I do this, maybe people will report on me doing an hour about how Tucker's the most important person in the world, which will publicly associate me with him and get me more attention. | ||
| And that's exactly what he starts talking about. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, I want listeners to understand something. | ||
| Media Matters and Newsweek and CNN are going to pick up what I said and did in the last hour. | ||
| Raising Tucker Carlson. | ||
| They're going to say, Alex Jones. | ||
| I can see the headlines. | ||
| Blows Tucker Carlson, something like that. | ||
| Probably already out there. | ||
| I mean, I know how they operate. | ||
| That's not what I did. | ||
| I celebrated humanity. | ||
| He's begging for them to write these headlines. | ||
| Somebody, please. | ||
| Somebody, please. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| That's very sad. | ||
| That deflates every bit of enjoyment I had. | ||
| Yeah, and I think there's a reality to it that you kind of got to wrestle with, but at the same time, man. | ||
| Fun. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Very fun. | ||
| Very fun. | ||
| You just gotta leave the subtext subtext, man. | ||
| Don't make the subtext text. | ||
| That's just a simple rule. | ||
| So Alex says something really weird in this next clip that I think... | ||
| I don't think he actually believes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We need to celebrate the people that tell the truth. | ||
| We need to promote the populace that are pro-human. | ||
| Not the people that tell you they're fighting racism all day. | ||
| Not the people that tell you they're fighting for your whatever gay marriage all day. | ||
| Those are all red herrings. | ||
| But people that are promoting a pro-human future period for everybody. | ||
| Anybody that talks about groups is attacking humanity. | ||
| Anybody that talks about Humanity as a whole and believing in ourselves and coming together is the good guys. | ||
| So if you talk about groups, you're the bad guy. | ||
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Right. | |
| But if you talk about humanity as a whole, you're good. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, I know that Alex talks about white people all the fucking time. | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| And I put this together in five minutes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But boy, there have been plenty of hate crimes against white people. | ||
| And it doesn't matter, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Because the leftist judges and the leftist media and the leftist system time and time again say, you go free. | ||
| Before election, Putin offers 8.6 billion to Russians to have more babies. | ||
| Here the left is saying, if you're white especially, don't have more babies. | ||
| I've seen this new movement to have bumper stickers or signs put up around town that say it's okay to be white. | ||
| They have social workers that ask them questions under disk. | ||
| Are mommy and daddy spanking you? | ||
| Are they yelling at you? | ||
| Because we've got a nice foster home, especially if you're blonde-haired and blue-eyed like this little girl. | ||
| She better be careful. | ||
| Because they can get half a mil for them. | ||
| Whites have the highest IQ. | ||
| On average. | ||
| Who's really being targeted racially is white people. | ||
| Does that mean I hate black people? | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, that's just from five minutes of looking in our clips. | ||
| And also, I miscut that, because when he says there's bumper stickers of it's okay to be white, the next thing he says is, I'm gonna make a shirt that says... | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I mean, like, he doesn't care. | ||
| It's a red herring when it's sort of... | ||
| Non-whites. | ||
| Well, when it's groups that he's not a third of. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Discussing issues that are important to them and... | ||
| You know, advocating for their own rights. | ||
| When it's white people, it's not really even a group. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or the alternative is that Alex doesn't think that people who are not white are not part of the totality of humanity. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I guess he could choose whichever he wants. | ||
| Either way, he's a fucking racist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Anyway, Alex kind of realizes, oh man, I spent an hour of my show doing that Tucker thing. | ||
| That was bad. | ||
| I might want to cover other things. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I just spent a lot of time on that, and I wanted to get a tech CEO on right when their platform was exploding. | ||
| They just got launched, I don't know, eight months ago or so. | ||
| And so the CEO or the founder of Getter is going to be joining us to talk about a whole flotilla. | ||
| Of issues coming up next segment. | ||
| Yeah, so Jason Miller, the CEO of Gitter, who used to be a part of the Trump administration. | ||
| He's got some flotillas to bring about. | ||
| So many flotillas. | ||
| A tranche of flotillas. | ||
| A tranche of flotillas tossed about. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, this is just pathetic. | ||
| Alex is just trying to piggyback on what Rogan did when he drove traffic to Gitter. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| We have Jason Miller with us. | ||
| He's an American communications strategist, local advisor, and CEO, best known as the chief spokesperson for the Donald Trump 2016 presidential campaign and transition of Donald Trump. | ||
| He was a senior advisor to the Trump 2020 re-election campaign. | ||
| In March of 2021, Miller became a contributor for Newsmax. | ||
| Miller left his position as Trump's spokesperson in June of 2021 to become the CEO of the Social Network Getter, G-E-T-T-R. | ||
| And we've been on there a while, have hundreds of thousands of followers, but I saw my good friend Joe Rogan last week started really promoting it. | ||
| Got millions of people to go over there, and that is very, very exciting. | ||
| We want to promote independent groups out there. | ||
| Got the Joe Rogan stamp of approval, so now we're going to promote it as well. | ||
| Sweet. | ||
| So, look, it's supposed to be this free speech platform, but in December, they kicked Nick Fuentes off the site. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| After that happened, Gitter also banned users from posting the word Groyper because Fuentes' fans were posting too much about how he got kicked off. | ||
| Fun. | ||
| Also, just after Gitter launched, we should not forget that their API was so weak that hackers were able to scrape personal information off a ton of users. | ||
| They got hacked immediately. | ||
| Also, there was the Stanford Internet Observatory Cyber Policy Center. | ||
| They did a review of Gitter's operations in August 2021, and they found some fun stuff and then also some not fun stuff. | ||
| Fun stuff. | ||
| Quote, You fundamentally don't understand your audience, sir. | ||
| Can't swear. | ||
| Abuse is the point. | ||
| Now, more troubling, less funny. | ||
| This report also found, quote, very few, if any, mechanisms for detecting spam, violent content, pornography, and child exploitation imagery are present. | ||
| Gitter instead appears to be relying on community reporting models, which has not proved successful. | ||
| Essentially, there is a program that can just entirely block images that are in a database of child exploitation imagery. | ||
| And sites like Twitter have that software. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And there are trial images that aren't child exploitation images that are in that data set that are used by researchers like people at the cyber... | ||
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| Policy Center, in order to test if people are using that software. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| Okay, I gotcha. | ||
| And so they used these test images on Gitter, and they were able to post them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which means that they don't have these sort of standard blocks on this content. | ||
| So if I understand correctly, their first thought was, no swears. | ||
| And then their next thought was, child exploitation's fine. | ||
| I don't know if they would be saying it's fine, but they didn't do the requisite steps that most people use in order to safeguard against this content. | ||
| It's so weird that somebody from the Trump administration would just go off all half-cocked without a full support structure in place. | ||
| Seems very strange. | ||
| That's odd. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So anyway, also, there's some fun stuff in this interview. | ||
| One large question is like, hey, dude, you worked for the Trump administration. | ||
| Why isn't Trump on Getter? | ||
| That would be a big question. | ||
| So I don't want to get into any inside baseball, but why isn't Trump promoting Getter? | ||
| How do we get him over there? | ||
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Yeah, so two parts of that answer, Alex, and I'll just be very blunt and upfront with you. | |
| Even before I formally launched Getter, I was in negotiations with President Trump to try to bring him to the platform. | ||
| And obviously, he has a big name. | ||
| Everyone knows that President Trump is ratings gold. | ||
| Everything he touches turns into something that's fantastic and exciting. | ||
| I put a big, big offer in front of him. | ||
| When I say big, like you can go buy a sports franchise big, somebody else came along and made an even bigger offer. | ||
| And that's the thing with President Trump, is he very much is the deal maker Trump is buyable. | ||
| That is... | ||
| The thing about the person you want to be your commander-in-chief is a complete lack of loyalty in the face of a larger offer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's just... | ||
| America! | ||
| Also, Trump is endorsing the vaccine. | ||
| Alex shouldn't want him on Gitter. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| What is even happening anymore? | ||
| Nothing matters anymore. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So anyway, this is a free speech platform. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Except for they kicked off Nick Fuentes. | ||
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Well... | |
| Hmm. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| They also have some other restrictions. | ||
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Really, our value proposition is the fact that we're the free speech platform where nobody is going to get canceled or sent to digital jail or deplatformed or algorithmed for speaking your political opinion. | |
| And you really hit the nail on the head up front where we do not allow pornography. | ||
| We do not allow ISIS. | ||
| Unlike Twitter, we do not allow the Taliban or the Ayatollah or the political director for Hamas. | ||
| But if people want to come on and express their political opinions, then they can. | ||
| There has to be a real digital town square, not this nonsense BS where Dorsey and Zuckerberg and those guys say, as long as you don't mention climate change, or as long as you don't mention election fraud, or you don't mention these tyrannical vax mandates, then you can My dude, all those things are widely discussed on Twitter. | ||
| It's very easy to find tons of climate change denial, vaccine denial, election denial. | ||
| Now, yeah, it's interesting the way that he's defining free speech. | ||
| Speech I like! | ||
| No pornography. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| I guess it's a family site. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| But then you have no Muslim extremism in quotes, but you're really going to just cater this to white extremism. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| That's what we're trying to say. | ||
| Free speech meaning white people only. | ||
| But then not people who are so overt as Nick Fuentes because... | ||
| You're running a website that could get in trouble. | ||
| Listen, we want a white supremacist website that doesn't have any overt white supremacists on there. | ||
| We don't want to be Stormfront. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| We want to create this thing that caters to the people who are kicked off Twitter, but then we're going to have to kick them off if they behave the way that they did when they got kicked off Twitter. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Seems like you got a good business model. | ||
| You got it. | ||
| So anyway, you also can't use some words. | ||
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But as long as you're able to essentially control yourself and not threaten illegal activity or go into the racial and religious epithets, you have a welcome place here. | |
| Then what's free speech mean? | ||
| What does it mean to you? | ||
| It just means that I can't say capitalism's bad. | ||
| That's what free speech is. | ||
| I think, well, I think to him it's that they want to be able to be in charge of the social media platform. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| And be able to restrict things that they want to restrict as opposed to the things that Twitter sees fit to restrict. | ||
| Things I like, things I don't like. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I have thoughts. | ||
| My notes are. | ||
| I find this to be an incredibly boring prospect. | ||
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Oof. | |
| Do not believe that this website is going to be any, like we've done Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Parlor, Gab. | ||
| All this stuff. | ||
| The whole reason they like Twitter is because there are liberals for them to bitch at. | ||
| To argue with. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| To troll. | ||
| If you put them alone, they won't like it. | ||
| There's no one to bitch at. | ||
| That's the whole point. | ||
| They just start bitching at each other. | ||
| Or to antagonize because that's a sport. | ||
| Yeah, that's the whole point. | ||
| That's the game. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We would love you to stay on gutter. | ||
| So much of that social media experience for a lot of folks is based on... | ||
| On trying to rile other people up because it's funny for them. | ||
| Yeah, that's the whole thing. | ||
| And I think that sucks, but in a vacuum where it's all people trying to fuck with each other, it's just not as effective. | ||
| And you're so close to gutter. | ||
| True. | ||
| It's a bad name choice. | ||
| So Alex, I don't care about this guy's interview. | ||
| I don't really give a shit at all. | ||
| He's shitty. | ||
| So Alex comes back. | ||
| He has spent quite a while interviewing Gitter. | ||
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| He spent an hour talking. | ||
| I've changed my mind! | ||
| About who the most important person is. | ||
| He's steadfast on that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But man, he has not done a whole lot on his show. | ||
| Now, before I get into that, because there's a lot of stuff coming in, a lot of breaking news, a lot of stuff I want to hit coming up at the bottom of the hour, I've got to talk about something. | ||
| I've got to talk about our biggest problem at InfoWars and who the main problem is. | ||
| And it's me. | ||
| It's Alex Jones. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I know a lot of ways to reach more people. | ||
| I know a lot of ways to get more information out. | ||
| And I know what I've got to do to win. | ||
| I mean, I'm on a path that if I follow it, we will win. | ||
| And yesterday, I plugged 30 seconds in four hours. | ||
| Today, I've not plugged during the main show. | ||
| People say, well, you got all these ads. | ||
| Everybody knows people don't tune into the ads. | ||
| Well, I mean, let's see. | ||
| I don't know if this is entirely accurate. | ||
| I wasn't really paying attention, but like... | ||
| You don't get to give yourself credit for not plugging when you storm out on the show. | ||
| Yeah, there is that. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I feel like that balance doesn't... | ||
| I mean, you've got one really big, long plug for Tucker Carlson, really. | ||
| An hour-long one. | ||
| An hour-long one. | ||
| So this is Alex's response, essentially, to the news breaking on the Huffington Post. | ||
| Sebastian Murdoch on Friday released an article. | ||
| That covered the financial documents that Alex and InfoWars turned over in the process of discovery in the phase of the Sandy Hook case they're in. | ||
| The headline is, quote, Alex Jones' InfoWars store made $165 million over three years' records show. | ||
| Which is fair, but it also leads to a number of inaccurate and possibly just hasty conclusions that I'd like to touch on before Alex even gets into this. | ||
| The first thing is that this spreadsheet that was covered in the story, it only reflects sales numbers. | ||
| This says nothing about profit or actual money brought in by Infowars above expenses. | ||
| It's very unclear from the available information what kind of profit Marge and Alex has on these sales. | ||
| So the actual amount this money reflects Infowars bringing in could be a number that's within a range, and it's really hard to determine where we are inside that range. | ||
| That being said... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But this number, this $165 million, is also split up over the course of three years. | ||
| And Alex probably has massive overhead from payroll to lawyers to business-related tank expenses. | ||
| He also constantly runs free shipping specials. | ||
| And there's a column in the spreadsheet that is sales shipping. | ||
| If that reflects some expense that he has to cover from free shipping... | ||
| They could be looking at a decrease of over $7.5 million in this time period. | ||
| The impression that I get from these numbers is that I actually would have expected them to be higher. | ||
| $165 million actually seems low to me based on what I kind of thought was going on. | ||
| No, you're not wrong. | ||
| People don't engage in this kind of shithead grifting that Alex does if it's not massively profitable. | ||
| So I'm not sure that any of these sales figures really surprise me that much. | ||
| Another thing that really confused me about the discussion surrounding this spreadsheet is the impression that it reflects a sudden and massive jump in sales in November 2015. | ||
| The beginning of the spreadsheet is for September 18, 2015, and it shows $15 worth of sales. | ||
| The next entry is for October 5, 2015, which shows $81.90 in sales, which kind of implies that there weren't any sales in between. | ||
| Then, by late November, you're looking at sales over $30,000 a day, and it just goes up from there, occasionally topping $100,000 until April 2016, where it gets pretty routinely $100,000 per day, that pattern. | ||
| Some people have suggested that he started making money on the shop around this time, but that's just not possible. | ||
| The Infowars store, be it primarily operated at Infowarsstore.com or Infowarsshop.com, has existed since at least 2010, and an article from 2010 in Texas Monthly discusses a claim from Alex that he made $1.5 million in ad revenue and sales from the store in the past year. | ||
| It's inconceivable that he could be getting periodic sales of less than $100 a day, and some days apparently not bringing in any sales at all in this period prior to September 2015. | ||
| Then you have to consider the money bombs that he did and has done over the years, which predate the time period this spreadsheet covers, that money isn't reflected anywhere. | ||
| I can't prove this, but my best guess is that this set of data reflects the migration of sales to a different account than they were previously counted in. | ||
| I can only theorize on this point, but it seems really bizarre to me that this document begins literally at the exact same time that Ted Anderson, the owner of Midas Resources and Genesis Communications, which syndicates Alex's show and was his primary sponsor, was in court dealing with a case that would lead to him losing his license to sell precious metals. | ||
| That case began on September 11th, 2015, and Alex's money bomb in 2015 was on September 16th. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It's very difficult for me to believe that this timing isn't a coincidence. | ||
| I mean, it could be, but it seems plausible to me that prior to Ted's legal problems coming to a head, their finances might have been more intertwined than you would expect. | ||
| And after Ted was no longer able to engage in his primary business, Infowars started keeping their finances much more separate. | ||
| Just on a very basic level, they raised about a million dollars in that money bomb, and that money is absolutely not reflected in this spreadsheet, even though in theory it does cover the time period after the bomb. | ||
| It should be in there. | ||
| Another thing that's important to remember is that this spreadsheet is barely labeled at all, and it's really up to the person looking at it to try and deduce exactly what these numbers show. | ||
| For instance, one column says total sales, but nowhere in this document is it explained what this is the total sales of. | ||
| It's assumed that this is the total sales from the Infowars store, but that's not concretely shown in the document itself. | ||
| It's a pretty good assumption that this is showing Infowars store sales, but it's still a little bit of an assumption. | ||
| One point I want to make about the Huffington Post article is that a bit of context is missing. | ||
| For instance, the article contains this paragraph, quote, the gamble of backing Trump appeared to pay off. | ||
| Of the more than three years of data reviewed by HuffPost, Infowars most profitable days happened around the 2016 presidential election. | ||
| The day of the election, November 8th, the Infowars store more than doubled its sales from the previous day, making a total of $660,000. | ||
| The next day after Trump won, more than 8,700 orders were placed on the Infowars website, totaling nearly $850,000 in sales. | ||
| It's fine to connect this surge in sales to supporting Trump, but it's also important to point out that Infowars did a 52-hour marathon over the course of those days, which probably has an increase in sales a bit. | ||
| You know, it has that impact. | ||
| That is an important context to why the sales are so high. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It was weird because I couldn't read the, I mean, obviously the conceit of our show, but- I couldn't avoid seeing some of the numbers and then going over, like... | ||
| We talked about him during that time period and seeing like little things that don't quite make sense in that context, you know? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I think that's, you know, the sense that I get from it is like, okay, this is interesting as probably a minimum. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's a minimum, but then also there's obviously expenses that are taken out of it. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think it gives a very fascinating glimpse. | ||
| But I also don't think it... | ||
| I think it raises more questions than it answers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you're right. | ||
| It seems low. | ||
| It seems low. | ||
| And the time period before this, he was still making a ton of money. | ||
| The stuff with Dr. Group and the supplements was going back to at least 2013. | ||
| No, in 2014 and 20... | ||
| Yeah, that era, I remember Dr. Group being very happy. | ||
| I think that there is a broader picture that... | ||
| Is not available from the information that we have. | ||
| And I would be interested in more information as it comes out. | ||
| But I do think that the timing of this document starting right when Ted Anderson lost his license and Alex did that money bomb. | ||
| If it's a coincidence, it's an amazing coincidence. | ||
| It would be an astonishing coincidence. | ||
| Like, a very lucky one, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex rants about money. | ||
| Of course he does. | ||
| And look, he doesn't really want money. | ||
| And so we've never hidden how much money we bring in. | ||
| I've told you on air. | ||
| Yeah, last year we sold 30-something million dollars worth of food and we made less than 10 million. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| It went into what we're doing. | ||
| I told you, I sold my house to fund the money into this. | ||
| My bigger house. | ||
| I have a smaller house. | ||
| I never liked the big house. | ||
| I got it as an investment. | ||
| Wait, so then it doesn't mean anything. | ||
| I'm not a leftist that's ashamed of money. | ||
| I'm not a leftist that's ashamed of wealth. | ||
| Hell, if you made it, and you did it, and it's great, you make a better invention, everybody buys it, you got a frickin' spaceship, that's great. | ||
| But my mission's not to just have a bunch of money. | ||
| That's way down the line of my hierarchy of needs. | ||
| My mission is to build an infrastructure to resist the New World Order and take them on, and they know that. | ||
| Man, nothing screams, I only want to make money to build an anti-New World Order infrastructure, like Alex having to distinguish between which of his multiple houses he allegedly had to sell to stay on air. | ||
| Yeah, it was the investment property. | ||
| Let's make sure that we all know that it was money he spent on a home no one could live in. | ||
| The fact that he was able to sell this house is clear evidence that he never actually needed it to begin with, but there was something about having multiple houses that was appealing to him. | ||
| Maybe it was the luxury of it, maybe it was the convenience, or like he said, maybe it's just the investing aspect of it. | ||
| But whatever the case, this was achievable only because of the money he brings in from the show. | ||
| That money could easily have gone towards this infrastructure he's pretending to be building, but Alex prioritized things like having multiple homes or buying a tank or having the ridiculous gun collection that he has. | ||
| He can claim that he wants to just build an anti-New World Order infrastructure, and that's great, but honestly, it's just a way to keep the audience pacified about how much money he's actually bringing in and how it's not going to an anti-New World Order infrastructure, unless that's code for his lawyers. | ||
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That's possible. | |
| Hey, you know, it's just great when your populist leader has a room where everything's made of gold. | ||
| It just makes you feel like, yeah, this guy gets it. | ||
| So the other thing, too, is I think that Alex... | ||
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Is kind of spiritually correct. | |
| I have heard him say that they make millions of dollars at the store. | ||
| True, true. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I don't think they've been as high as $50 million a year. | ||
| I don't think that number is close to what he's cited. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he has said that they sell a lot of stuff. | ||
| No, totally. | ||
| But it's at such a discount. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You're still getting high-quality products. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The whole thing. | ||
| Yeah, and I don't know. | ||
| I think that there's a middle ground that is accurate. | ||
| Alex is still lying a little bit. | ||
| He's embellishing how honest he has been about his numbers. | ||
| But he's not lying totally. | ||
| He has talked about bringing in a lot of money at the store. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he's defensively had to say, listen, I do have a shit ton of money, but it's cool. | ||
| This is the first time I think I've heard him say that it's his second home. | ||
| Yeah, that one's new. | ||
| Typically you just say, I'm selling my house. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Anyway, he gets into the actual Huffington Post story itself, and he gets a few details wrong. | ||
| I'm going to cover this because it's bigger than Alex Jones. | ||
| It's all just their attack. | ||
| Big tech has its trillions and spies on you and sells your data and censors you. | ||
| Oh, but they're good, big tech, with their jumbo jets. | ||
| And, you know, Google has more than 20 people worth over $50 billion. | ||
| Oh, that's okay. | ||
| Jeff Bezos with $200 million and all that. | ||
| That's all right. | ||
| But look at this. | ||
| The left. | ||
| Alex Jones Infowars store made. | ||
| They think you're so stupid. | ||
| You mean the word is grossed? | ||
| $165 million over three years. | ||
| That's a little exaggerated, but pretty much accurate. | ||
| And they go on to say, Jones has $165 million. | ||
| He can pay it to the Sandy Hook families. | ||
| I'm curious about him saying that's fairly accurate. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| It's fairly accurate. | ||
| I don't know if I believe that. | ||
| These are the numbers that I gave them, and they're fairly accurate. | ||
| Fairly accurate. | ||
| That seems like a little weird thing for you to say, considering it's the information that you gave. | ||
| That is a little strange. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, the article doesn't say that he has $165 million. | ||
| A lie that Alex is using to a straw man, if you will. | ||
| And also, it doesn't say that he needs to give it to the Sandy Hook families. | ||
| But also, look, this article has some unintended consequences. | ||
| And here's one of them. | ||
| A conservative Christian broadcast has people that run businesses. | ||
| And they know if your business brings in a million dollars, you're lucky if you get $10,000. | ||
| So my listeners, I know off of this, because no weapon formed against us will prosper, and I haven't even plugged in the last two days, this reminds me. | ||
| In the name of this, I'm plugging every segment, and we're going to actually raise the money we need to stay on air and launch all these operations. | ||
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Unreal. | |
| Unreal. | ||
| I should have just gone and raised money from you, but I want it all in here. | ||
| But the idea that, oh, Jones, look, he's got gold. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's like a rapper. | ||
| He's got gold like Scrooge McDuck in DuckTales diving into gold. | ||
| He says he needs money, but he doesn't. | ||
| He's got plenty. | ||
| This is how you do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| An article like this comes out and he's like, oh yeah, fuck you. | ||
| I'm going to plug more. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say, why would you think that this would affect him? | ||
| At what point do you see a televangelist with their own jet before you go, oh, they don't care if they're rich? | ||
| But I also don't think that the, like, obviously, I don't think the intention of the Huffington Post article was to, like, No, no, sure, sure. | ||
| We're going to crush you with this information. | ||
| It's reporting out information that we've got. | ||
| I'm almost thinking about Alex's response. | ||
| His is the smart response if you want to make more money, though, is to be outraged. | ||
| You bet. | ||
| How dare you, sir? | ||
| Yeah, that whole thing. | ||
| They're trying to crush me with this. | ||
| And in response, I'm going to raise more money. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
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Cool. | |
| So Alex goes out to break. | ||
| This is disgusting. | ||
| And that's the great part about it is there isn't any money. | ||
| And that's why they're so pissed because they're never going to get anything. | ||
| It all goes into the operation and the employees and the bandwidth. | ||
| We'll be right back. | ||
| Stay with us. | ||
| I mean, look. | ||
| Alex is essentially laughing at the Sandy Hook families. | ||
| That's basically what he's doing. | ||
| He's laughing, ah, you're never gonna get any money, ah! | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I just think, like, even... | ||
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I mean, it's just bad. | |
| It's just a bad mentality. | ||
| It's a mark of a disgusting person. | ||
| It is supervillain-esque. | ||
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Yep. | |
| It is really, really fucked up. | ||
| It's literally in a movie whenever you finally get to the bad guy and they've stolen all your gold and then they're like, ha, I scattered it to the four winds you have lost, sir. | ||
| And you're like, nah! | ||
| Like, yeah. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's the supervillain. | ||
| Pretty shitty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, look, Alex was going to take a week off. | ||
| I thought he was going to take the rest of his life off, but he was going to take a week off. | ||
| But this article has changed things. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| So I pledge this, because I was going to take off next week. | ||
| I'm not taking off now, and I'm not coming in here, and I'm not whining. | ||
| Quite frankly, we were $3 million in the hole, and I was going to have to spend every dime from our home sale to pay for that off, which is fine. | ||
| But actually, I want to put that in new projects. | ||
| I'm coming in here next week, and we're raising $3 million next week in the name of defeating this, and I'm not going to be a bitch anymore. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That's televangelism. | ||
| I appreciate our enemy lying about us and leaking this stuff because we knew it was coming, and I'm not going to back down to these people. | ||
| You've got my commitment. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| Yeah, you get tired, you get exhausted, you feel sorry for yourself, but you get stabbed in the back, betrayed again. | ||
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Good! | |
| That's why I'm here, for the children. | ||
| I'm standing up for them. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So yeah, $3 million next week. | ||
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No vacation. | |
| That's fucking classic Jim Baker. | ||
| Those were the days when Jim Baker would be like, they said I'm a fraudster, and they're going to give me more money! | ||
| And you're like, okay, fine, man. | ||
| Yeah, they say I'm a fraudster. | ||
| Now I'm going to commit a fraud. | ||
| Yeah, and you guys got to give me money to commit it. | ||
| Yeah, it's pretty fun. | ||
| I would say that based on the temperature around Infowars prior to this, And how Alex was quitting a bit and storming off air, and he started this episode off by saying everyone needed to die and walked around to the parking lot for a while. | ||
| He did say that. | ||
| Canceling a vacation is probably not the best idea. | ||
| I would have taken some time off. | ||
| I think that if he forces himself to come in to raise this $3 million, he might be quitting every day of that next week. | ||
| It could be a struggle. | ||
| It could be a struggle. | ||
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Awful. | |
| I mean, it is kind of a little bit like... | ||
| While you're listening to this, you have to be like, I better give Alex some money, otherwise he's going to keep telling me I deserve to die. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that makes me feel bad. | ||
| That makes me feel bad. | ||
| I don't like being told I deserve to die. | ||
| I better go buy some lies. | ||
| So now, I don't want to be a dick. | ||
| I'm not saying this article is bad at all. | ||
| No, no, of course not. | ||
| A lot of my criticism or the things that I'm responding to are perhaps interpretations of information from this that I've seen on Twitter and on social media. | ||
| Dan, you pick knits. | ||
| You're a nitpicker. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| You're a little bit of a nitpicker. | ||
| That said, there is an inaccuracy in the article, and I have to give it up to Alex. | ||
| He is totally correct. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| As much begging as I do, we can barely pay the bills, Jones told a caller on Thursday during a segment of his radio show promoting the M4 store. | ||
| That's an ad from years ago. | ||
| I'm not going to stop growth and let them push us backwards. | ||
| I need your help, Frank. | ||
| I need your help. | ||
| So they said I said that on Thursday on the show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's absolutely correct. | ||
| That's an ad. | ||
| That's an old ad. | ||
| We've talked about this a lot. | ||
| We've talked about that one a lot. | ||
| I need your help, Frank! | ||
| I need your help, Frank! | ||
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Yep. | |
| That's a classic. | ||
| And the article does say that he said that on Thursday. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I probably did play that commercial. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But that's... | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| All right. | ||
| I mean, it's, again, picking nets. | ||
| Picking nets! | ||
| Picking nets! | ||
| But still... | ||
| It's hard to argue that he did not say it Thursday. | ||
| Look. | ||
| I mean, he didn't say it Thursday, but he did say it Thursday. | ||
| I have to give it up when Alex says something that is actually... | ||
| Correct. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| So, look, Trump, he's trying to make his social media thing. | ||
| He raised a billion dollars. | ||
| Can you imagine what Alex would do with a billion dollars? | ||
| I got 400 and something thousand dollars in my bank account, which for somebody running an operation this big is nothing. | ||
| And the business account's got a few million in it to pay for stuff out in the future and operate. | ||
| And I wish we had a billion dollars. | ||
| Like Trump raised two billion now or whatever for his social network that's built on BS. | ||
| I wish it was real. | ||
| Can you imagine what I do with two billion dollars? | ||
| I'm not ashamed of money. | ||
| I'm not ashamed of having money. | ||
| But I don't have money. | ||
| Because I spent all the money I had fighting for this country and fighting for freedom and taking these people on. | ||
| And then I get to sit there and have them give them everything. | ||
| And then go, he gave us nothing. | ||
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That's why we have all his documents and put them in the newspaper illegally. | |
| Weird voice. | ||
| There's gonna come a time where you can't buy our products and can't help us, and then that's when they're coming for you. | ||
| We can beat them, folks, but you gotta get pissed. | ||
| I want to see war capital in our accounts now to fight till you stand with us. | ||
| I want a million dollars today. | ||
| My God, we're down to a couple million here. | ||
| I'm gonna fight this damn war with no money! | ||
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I'll give you everything I've got, but I need money! | |
| And these sons of bitches don't want us to have it to fight them! | ||
| So the first hour of the show is an outburst and then teasing to announce that Tucker Carlson's the most important person in the world. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Then the second hour is largely an ad for Gab. | ||
| I'm sorry, not Gab. | ||
| Gitter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I'll start with G and they're the same thing. | ||
| Gutter. | ||
| And then now the third hour has become Alex. | ||
| Responding to this article by screaming about needing money. | ||
| So this is fun. | ||
| This show is worthwhile. | ||
| I'm starting to think that the reason he took such a long time in that first hour was because it's kind of thin today. | ||
| Pretty thin. | ||
| I think it might be a little thin on the stacks. | ||
| I wonder if almost like this news broke in the HuffPost and he's like, oh, thank God. | ||
| I could see him being like, oh, I've got material. | ||
| So look, we make jokes. | ||
| We do. | ||
| That's something we do. | ||
| And one of the things we've been joking about is that Alex keeps quitting and storming off his show. | ||
| He has quit and stormed off quite a bit. | ||
| And look, there's only one reason that he's still at InfoWars. | ||
| Because of you? | ||
| Because of the greatness? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's because he loves the crew. | ||
| Oh, it's because he loves the crew! | ||
| I've only stayed here in Infowars because I'm loyal to my crew and I like them. | ||
| I've got so many deals lined up and so many big things ready to go. | ||
| It's that I physically haven't done it yet, but I'm going to. | ||
| You ain't shutting nothing up. | ||
| You're not shutting jack crap down. | ||
| Only person doing it's God when he decides my heart goes out. | ||
| That's it! | ||
| I can't imagine anybody having an offer for Alex. | ||
| Like, what, he's gonna get a shoe deal? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| He's unemployable by anybody else. | ||
| He's not even allowed to visit his best friend at the Fox News studio. | ||
| He's not allowed in there. | ||
| He's also apparently not able to be on his other best friend's podcast. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And those are the people who love him. | ||
| I don't think he's employable even by like OAN. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| He's not employable. | ||
| He can only be his own boss. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's the worst. | ||
| I don't think he'd be interesting for anyone to like give a book deal to him. | ||
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No. | |
| I can't imagine that being some sort of a deal he'd have. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| The only thing you could do is if you're like a venture capitalist billionaire who wants to be like, all right. | ||
| Here's a lot of money. | ||
| You be weird. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's basically that. | ||
| Yeah, it has to be like a, hey, no strings attached. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Figure out what you're going to do. | ||
| Because you can't... | ||
| And if he was going to do that, why wouldn't he do that within the auspices of InfoWars? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's certainly not Reset Wars. | ||
| He hasn't talked about that. | ||
| Even though it was the most important thing he's ever done. | ||
| Apparently not. | ||
| It ran out of steam real quick. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We'll get to that eventually. | ||
| I promise. | ||
| So, look. | ||
| January 6th. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The day of the insurrection. | ||
| Patriots. | ||
| Beautiful people. | ||
| Happily famed. | ||
| Did you know it's also Alex's wedding anniversary? | ||
| I did not know that. | ||
| I really want all the Democrats and globalists and, you know, the pedophiles that run the Democratic Party and all the rest of them to know something right now. | ||
| I was sitting there when I got married on January 6th, five years ago, when my new wife was pregnant with our wonderful daughter that's four and a half now. | ||
| And I looked at her and I said, I want to be out of Infowars in five years. | ||
| And I want to move on because it obsesses me. | ||
| It's all I do. | ||
| And it's killing me. | ||
| And I said, I want to hand the baton on to others. | ||
| And God has really touched my heart that there's going to be other leaders and just people that are going to stand up and wake up. | ||
| My wife looked at me sitting there in the big island at the Four Seasons, which I wouldn't have gone to when Bill Gates owned it. | ||
| It was beautiful. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| And she said, who do you think will fill your shoes? | ||
| And I said, Joe Rogan. | ||
| I said, Joe Rogan is going to be the guy. | ||
| Yeah, man, Joe Rogan will be my successor. | ||
| So, if I understand correctly, on his fourth wedding anniversary, he was at the overthrow of the Capitol. | ||
| From what I understand, I think his wife was there, too. | ||
| Oh, well, that's a great anniversary present. | ||
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| I might be off on that, but I seem to recall her being there. | ||
| But, like, yeah, and also, let's not forget. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The day we started our show was his wedding day. | ||
| This is too weird. | ||
| This is getting too weird, Dan. | ||
| This is simulation shit. | ||
| This is getting simulation as fuck. | ||
| Five years ago. | ||
| It's freaking me out, man. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's freaking me out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
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Man, what are we doing? | |
| No idea. | ||
| So look, you wanted to quit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He told his wife that five years ago. | ||
| He should have. | ||
| Because Rogan will carry the mantle. | ||
| He seems to have. | ||
| And so I told her, I said, I said, within five years, I commit to you that I'm only going to be on air one day a week and I might write a book a year or make one film a year, but that's it. | ||
| Because I really want to transition out of this. | ||
| And we're five years later. | ||
| Book a year. | ||
| Our fifth anniversary. | ||
| Yesterday. | ||
| January 6th. | ||
| We got married on January 6th and a few years later. | ||
| Four years later, you saw what happened on January 6th. | ||
| Was that because you guys got married? | ||
| I never break my promises. | ||
| I don't know, but we're winning. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Great. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You just said, I never break my promises, and then you revealed that you broke your promise. | ||
| We're winning. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That was... | ||
| Weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a deeply personal moment that I did not need to know anything about. | ||
| Oh, no, he's talking about the Patriots. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Not him and his wife. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah, so it's been five years, and that's when his timeline was that he was going to quit, that he told his wife and he never breaks his promises. | ||
| The implication here is, I'm fucking out of here. | ||
| I'm done. | ||
| That seems to be the implication. | ||
| It's the only implication. | ||
| Now, let's try and trace the emotional path through this episode. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're all gonna die. | ||
| You all deserve to die. | ||
| I gotta go walk around the parking lot. | ||
| Walking around the parking lot, thinking about things. | ||
| Tucker Carlson's the most important person in the world, and if you understand this... | ||
| You understand everything. | ||
| You understand everything. | ||
| Gitter is very exciting. | ||
| It's super exciting. | ||
| So exciting. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Hey, look, the globalists are publishing this article about how I make money. | ||
| I'm going to make a lot more money, but also I got to quit. | ||
| I got to get out of here. | ||
| So we're going to be plugging nonstop for the next week. | ||
| I got to quit. | ||
| I'm quitting this show. | ||
| I promised my wife I would. | ||
| We are going to be doing nothing but plugging for the next week, and there's no one to give the show to. | ||
| It's just Joe Rogan. | ||
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Someone who does his own show somewhere else. | |
| In-house. | ||
| Everybody sucks. | ||
| Everybody sucks here. | ||
| I don't say it's the end of InfoWars. | ||
| I say it's the dawn of something new, where we're going into something big, where a metamorphosis is happening, and I'm not quite sure until I go through that psychic wall what it is, but I know it's big. | ||
| And I know it's a big test. | ||
| And I'm going to follow it. | ||
| And I'm going to do it. | ||
| But it takes your word of mouth. | ||
| And it takes your prayer. | ||
| And it takes your financial support. | ||
| So, next week, today, a month from now, it'll be the last time you ever get an InfoWars t-shirt. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| I don't just hype stuff, folks. | ||
| I don't say stuff that I don't actually believe. | ||
| I mean, there's a very good chance in the next year we're not here. | ||
| I'd give it well above 50%. | ||
| And I'm not trying to curse us. | ||
| I'm telling you, it's in God's hands. | ||
| It's in your hands. | ||
| When we go off, the lights go off, that means they're coming for you. | ||
| And quite frankly, at that level, then I can just worry about my family. | ||
| I don't want that to happen. | ||
| I want to hold them off as long as I can. | ||
| But, folks, I can't hold them off much longer, okay? | ||
| And we've been trying as hard as we can. | ||
| And don't worry, though. | ||
| God's going to judge all the people that serve us. | ||
| They're going to beg as their houses burn down, as they starve to death, why did they do this? | ||
| But we're sad for them. | ||
| Just make a fucking decision. | ||
| Quit or don't. | ||
| Don't do this. | ||
| We're gonna be gone in... | ||
| 50% chance we'll be gone in a year. | ||
| I'm so tired of this game. | ||
| This in-and-out game. | ||
| There are so many corporations that would kill to be able to get away with an ad pitch that's just, if you don't buy this, you're going to die. | ||
| Yeah, if you don't keep us on air, the second we go off the air, the lights go out and you're fucking dead. | ||
| If you don't buy Kirkland brand bullshit, you're gonna die! | ||
| The only reason that the globalists are... | ||
| And not killing you and your family is because Alex is sitting right in that chair, which he won't be in in a little bit because he's going to get mad and he has to walk around the parking lot. | ||
| If you don't buy more things, he's not going to be there to protect you. | ||
| And I mean, he did plan to take next week off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's not doing that. | ||
| He's not. | ||
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So you can buy more things to keep him from leaving. | |
| We have one last clip here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And this is so much of a bummer. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So I told my four-and-a-half-year-old daughter this morning, she keeps asking to go to this particular place. | ||
| I'm going to leave it at that. | ||
| People will go there if I say where I'm going. | ||
| She wants to go to this kind of amusement park thing. | ||
| I'll leave it at that in Texas. | ||
| She's been asking for a year. | ||
| I said, you know what? | ||
| She got up at 6 a.m., was asking for it. | ||
| I said, we'll take you to the thing tomorrow. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I'll take you there. | ||
| I'm going to go home tonight, and I'm going to tell her, sorry, honey. | ||
| We're not taking you to that. | ||
| Because she has no future if I don't beat these people. | ||
| And we're going to come in here with a focused, unedited, live analysis of the false flag globalist plan for at least two hours and shove that up the New World Order's ass. | ||
| That's what happens when you mess with me. | ||
| What happens when you mess with Alex is he disappoints his daughter? | ||
| My... | ||
| If you don't buy my products first, you're going to die. | ||
| But more importantly, if you don't buy my products, my daughter doesn't get to have a good day. | ||
| I also would think that this story flies in the face of Alex saying he always keeps his promises. | ||
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Right? | |
| This is on multiple stories that are coming up. | ||
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I told his daughter they were going to the amusement park and now they can't go. | |
| I mean, I can't imagine growing up where you're just like, Dad, can we go to the amusement park? | ||
| You bet. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Yes, and then a little bit later, no, because I have to fight the devil. | ||
| Because you are a bad daughter. | ||
| No, you're a fine daughter, but if I don't fight the devil, you're dead. | ||
| That's just the way it is. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
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Wow. | |
| What a whirlwind of a couple days. | ||
| High-stakes parenting. | ||
| I am emotionally spent from just trying to track these two days. | ||
| I think this definitely won't be remembered nearly as much as the previous January 6th. | ||
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Sure. | |
| True. | ||
| But, yeah, stupid in its own right. | ||
| It's not the capital has fallen, but it is... | ||
| Tucker Carlson's the most important person in the world. | ||
| And my daughter's sad. | ||
| And it's your fault, globalists. | ||
| If only people had bought more product. | ||
| If only people had bought more product. | ||
| I'm sorry! | ||
| So, Jordan, we'll be back. | ||
| Yes, indeed we will. | ||
| Until then, we have... | ||
| We do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
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Yep. | |
| We're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledgefight and I go to Ben Jordan. | ||
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Yep. | |
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX. | ||
| Clark. | ||
| I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
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I love your work. |