Today, Dan and Jordan reunite to examine a very tough day around Infowars. In this installment, Trump's comments about vaccines and boosters combine with financial woes and Alex not being able to see Spiderman to create a mood where maybe the world isn't worth saving. Citations
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Dan and Jordan. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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I need, I need money. | |
| Andy and Kansas. | ||
| Andy and, Andy. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy and, Andy and Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your room. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| Ah, shit. | ||
| I meant to say bienvenue. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Je m 'appelle Dan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm still Jordan. | ||
| Newsome dishomme. | ||
| Okay, I don't know that much. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| Keep on going. | ||
| That was about where I petered out. | ||
| I'm loving it. | ||
| We are a couple dudes. | ||
| Like, sit around, worship the altar of Selene, talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today? | ||
| Jordan, you picked a great time to go out of town. | ||
|
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I did. | |
| Not only because of the intense amount of stuff that's happened in our very particular media sphere, but because my... | ||
| This is a Chicago thing. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Heat went out. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| No! | ||
| No, your heat did not go out. | ||
| It did. | ||
| But the bright spot is that it is now fixed. | ||
|
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Oh, God. | |
| And so it's livable in the apartment. | ||
| But yeah, it was... | ||
| It was brutal for a couple days. | ||
| I was like, maybe it's just particularly drafty today. | ||
| No, the radiators aren't on. | ||
| In my old apartment, I absolutely left it for two days before I even called the landlord. | ||
| I was like, it'll probably kick back in. | ||
| I think I went more than that. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had a little space heater that I could heat my little toes up with while I was here in the office. | ||
| But yeah, it was... | ||
| It was dumb. | ||
| I should have called quicker. | ||
| And one of the things, another bright spot is just that, like... | ||
| They responded really fast. | ||
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Oh, that's great. | |
| My landlords fixed it within an hour. | ||
| That's amazing! | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So that was pretty impressive. | ||
| Holy cow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And now it's warm enough that I have to have an oscillating fan on to have a little breeze. | ||
| I'm wearing a hoodie and I took it off. | ||
| It's so warm in here. | ||
| So it's you. | ||
| What about you? | ||
| My bright spot is successfully making it back home. | ||
| That was about as harrowing a trip that I think I've ever taken. | ||
| I got a few texts about this. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Chaos. | ||
| You have to have a negative test within 24 hours of leaving. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you know that when you're there. | ||
| You know that when you're there. | ||
| I don't know if I'm going to make it back, honestly. | ||
| But when you get that test and that 15 minutes before you know what's happening, you suddenly realize the gravity of the actual yes or no. | ||
| The up or down vote is several thousand dollars and God knows what else. | ||
| And legitimately all of your plan. | ||
| Oh, everything. | ||
| Everything is fucked. | ||
| Yeah, it's high stakes. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And then the moment we got the negative, I wanted to just start screaming at French people like, I'm out of here! | ||
| Handing cigars to people. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| It was amazing. | ||
| You got your test back and you tested negative for COVID, but positive for crepes. | ||
| I'm assuming you had some crepes. | ||
| No, I actually didn't have any crepes. | ||
| I had a strong amount of duck, which was very weird. | ||
| Canard. | ||
| Oh, so much. | ||
| I had duck hearts. | ||
| Never thought I would do that before in my life. | ||
| I know you've discussed it. | ||
| It was not great. | ||
| Did your partner finally find a whole fish? | ||
| She's yet to find a whole fish. | ||
| We are on several months now and counting. | ||
| They're everywhere. | ||
| They're everywhere. | ||
| You can go anywhere. | ||
| But we can't. | ||
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No. | |
| Yeah, so we made it home. | ||
| My partner... | ||
| Bags didn't, but they're on their way too. | ||
| I nearly forgot mine in France, along with my wallet and all of my information. | ||
| We had multiple delays with flights. | ||
| On the flight that got back into Chicago, it lasted an hour longer, and we had to wait an hour longer after that. | ||
| Where'd you fly into Chicago from? | ||
| From Heathrow. | ||
| I've not heard the pilot say something like, We made it, guys. | ||
| Quite like that before. | ||
| He was like, hey, you know, we're a little bit behind, but we had some strong wins. | ||
| We had some strong wins. | ||
| And you're like, oh, did we almost die? | ||
| Thanks for not telling us. | ||
| Yeah, thank you very much. | ||
| Yeah, can't do anything about it, and I didn't have to freak out then. | ||
| Yeah, it was very nice. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Like I said, bienvenue. | ||
| Welcome back. | ||
| Today, Jordan, we have an episode to go over. | ||
| We're going to be talking about December 21st, 2021. | ||
| Ow! | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| I'm rusty. | ||
| Yeah, it's the jet lag. | ||
| It is. | ||
| So there's a lot to get into from the time since you went on vacation. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| A lot has happened, and, you know, in honor of Alex, there's just too much to get to. | ||
| There's too much news. | ||
| I mean, we spent four months in a goddamn holding pattern. | ||
| I'm gone for a week. | ||
| Literally everything happens. | ||
| Right, but there's too much to get into. | ||
| Well, yeah, obviously. | ||
| I've over-prepared for this. | ||
| No, no, no, clearly. | ||
| There's too much. | ||
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You know what? | |
| I've got to get out of here. | ||
| I'm going to get off this show. | ||
| We're going to go to rebroadcast. | ||
| Unlike Alex, I am going to do a two-parter. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So the way we decided to catch up is we're going to have this episode, and then on Friday, tomorrow, we will have part two. | ||
| Duh. | ||
| Duh. | ||
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Ah, damn it. | |
| As your countrymen say. | ||
| It's like blackjack all over again. | ||
| Slow. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| So this is going to be December 21st, and there's some interesting stuff that goes on. | ||
| But first, before we get into all that, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, in the war between Yordies and Catgirls, I know which side I'm on! | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, Noel the Elkmaker. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, I was really hoping by the time you got to my shout-out, Alex would be in jail. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much! | |
| Next, Magehausen via George White. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much! | |
| I hope that's not some perv code or something. | ||
| Magehausen? | ||
| Yeah, I really... | ||
| That's a little bit out there. | ||
| And we got a technocrat to say hello to, so thank you so much. | ||
| Dan has similar voice patterns and laughs as Mike Schmidt, the 40-year-old boy. | ||
| Maybe this is a Chicago thing, but what does a 40-year-old Swede know about that? | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Crikey, mate. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| Have yourself a brew. | ||
| How's your 401k doing, bro? | ||
| All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right? | ||
| Let's just get down to business. | ||
| We ain't making that money off that heroin. | ||
| Why are you pimp so good? | ||
| My neck is freakishly large. | ||
| I declare Infowar on you. | ||
| I don't think I have similar voice patterns to the former third baseman. | ||
| I enjoyed Mike Schmidt quite a bit, though. | ||
| He's a first season of Never Not Funny. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He was a co-host on that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Not. | ||
| I went to his one-man show when he was in Chicago. | ||
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Did you? | |
| Like, years back. | ||
| Yeah, success is not an option. | ||
| That? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Really? | ||
| How was it? | ||
| It was good, yeah. | ||
| I think he's a really talented storyteller and a pretty funny dude. | ||
| Many people have called him the Mark Twain of Chicago. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Who? | ||
| You? | ||
| No. | ||
| I wouldn't do that. | ||
| So, here is where we start off, Jordan. | ||
| The 21st. | ||
| This got my ears up. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Thank you so much for joining us here today. | ||
| I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air because I'm a real person and I need to learn self-control. | ||
| I've gotten better about it over the years, but I am so upset with Trump and the betrayal that it just makes the top of my head blow off. | ||
| I get so angry. | ||
| In fact, just thinking about it right now, I'm getting pissed. | ||
| Okay, so it's pretty rare that we get to start the show with him apologizing to the crew for the day before. | ||
| So now, fuck the 21st. | ||
| I'm going back to the 20th. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| Who gives a shit about this? | ||
| There were fireworks. | ||
| Anything following the I apologize to the crew at the beginning of a show is fuck off. | ||
| That means the 20th must have been a disaster. | ||
| A doozy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we start off on the 20th, and here is how the show opens. | ||
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Where are the others in the Democratic Party? | |
| The first break is a special report that John Bowne did. | ||
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To stand up and defend the innocent people of this country who are being victimized by criminals. | |
| The smash-and-grab epidemic, popularized by Black Lives Matter and marginalized by the Democratic Party, has come to the backyard of Austin, Texas. | ||
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Oh, you heard that? | |
| I heard that. | ||
| Oh, I just heard a gunshot. | ||
| According to witnesses, shortly before the Barton Creek Square Mall closed during the biggest shopping weekend before Christmas, So this is just like a flagrantly racist way to cover a story like this? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the game that they're trying to play is just that there was a looting in the aftermath of the George Floyd killing, you know? | ||
| And so Black Lives Matter loves that kind of robbery stuff. | ||
| All robberies. | ||
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Sure. | |
| This is really transparent, and it's just the work of Cretan bigots. | ||
| This kind of crime happens a lot, because as it might be super obvious if you think about it for one second, jewelry stores are places that contain massive amounts of highly valuable items. | ||
| And if their security isn't very good, they make for compelling soft targets for someone desperate enough to try their luck. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen movies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For some context, according to data compiled by the Jewelers Security Alliance, there were 226 smash-and-grab robberies of jewelry stores in 2019 and 2020, but the total number of on-premise burglaries during that time frame was 960. | ||
| Jewelry stores get robbed a lot. | ||
| That's why a lot of them have bulletproof glass, bars on the window, and remote Right, right, right, right. | ||
| Another fun statistic you can find from the Jewelers Alliance report is that Texas is the state that pretty consistently tops the most active states for jewelry store robberies. | ||
| In 2020, 19.8% of the total robberies were in Texas, with California being the next highest state with 8.7%. | ||
| God damn! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| So pretty high above. | ||
| That is like an exemplary version of like, hey man, the 1800s never ended in Texas. | ||
| It's over double California. | ||
| Yeah, you started robbing people in the 1700s with stagecoaches and it just never stopped. | ||
| Also, as you might expect, jewelry stores and malls had the highest incidence of smash and grab robberies, which makes sense because the robber would have reason to think that they could escape into the crowd and more easily get away. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's a jewelry store robbery at the mall near Alex's house, and now one of his subordinates is tasked with making a really racist video about it, somehow implying that these robberies are happening at a different rate than they always do, and that it's the fault of Democrats or Black Lives Matter. | ||
| It's really disgraceful stuff, and I wouldn't be too surprised if this isn't an attempt to get another panic going like they did with the knockout game a few years back. | ||
| To be clear, it sucks that crime is happening, but if Alex expects me to believe that smash-and-grab jewelry store robberies are the same as looting that breaks out surrounding political unrest, I can only assume that's not a sincere argument. | ||
| This is just bullshit. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Nonsense! | ||
| No, and it's not hard to see all of this and then see the blowback coming from all the propaganda with endless, endless explainers on... | ||
| Actual data, like, hey, they're all fucking lying to you. | ||
| Crime is going down. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| These people are liars trying to get money from you. | ||
| They're stealing your money by telling you that other people are stealing their money. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, look, I kind of was interested in this because, I don't know... | ||
| I'm overly invested in the 20th because Alex apologized for it. | ||
| Yeah, some shit's going down. | ||
| And so that even is like, alright, fine, I'll listen to John Bounds' report. | ||
| Yeah, if you have to. | ||
| And so I went on and I just noticed that this is just full of... | ||
| Popularized by Black Lives Matter? | ||
| Like Black Lives Matter was like, hey guys, nobody's ever tried this shit before. | ||
| It's been in the shadows. | ||
| It's time to really bring it to the forefront as a tool. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like Rainbow Suspenders with Ska Kids. | ||
| Popularized. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I don't even know if that's accurate. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Anyway, there's just a lot of misreporting going on in this report. | ||
| As patrons fled for the exits, an eyewitness claims that a voice came over the loudspeaker announcing that the doors had now been locked. | ||
| The innocent patrons now trapped inside with desperate armed lunatics in order to protect the profits of the blood diamond industry. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Confusing. | ||
| What? | ||
| I can find no evidence that people were trapped inside by any locked doors. | ||
| And in fact, in every article that I can find about this robbery, they discuss the quick evacuation. | ||
| Yeah, that would be a crazy thing to immediately leap to... | ||
| Oh, no, no, no! | ||
| It would be an incredibly racist thing to me. | ||
| And somebody jumping on the loudspeaker. | ||
| You're all trapped in here now. | ||
| That's supervillain level shit right there. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Again, going back to the Jewelers Alliance report, only about 35% of jewelry store robberies even involve a gun. | ||
| If you're trying to be quick and there's a high likelihood of you getting caught, as there are in most smash and grab and jewelry store robberies, if you get unlucky, you don't want to add a gun charge to whatever else you're going to be facing. | ||
| People probably wouldn't bring a gun. | ||
| It's a bad idea. | ||
| To a robbery like that. | ||
| It just makes good criminal sense. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| What, burglary versus armed robbery is a difference of like 10, 15 years in sentencing or whatever? | ||
| Something crazy? | ||
| I mean, you could also fuck around and get yourself shot by the police more easily, let's say. | ||
| Also, I'm confused, like we both were. | ||
| Is John Bowne trying to stick one to the jewelry industry for selling blood diamonds? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Does he not know that the network his show's on was heavily subsidized by a guy who owns a... | ||
| Who did a lot of business with a guy who was deep in apartheid gold? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| This seems like a weird limb. | ||
| This is odd to be both like, this is all entirely Black Lives Matter's fault. | ||
| Now, obviously, the profit-driven corporations made decisions made almost entirely by white people are the reason we're here in the first place. | ||
| Like, what are you trying to say to me, man? | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, it's weird to complain that the idea that corporate profits are being treated as a higher concern than human life, when that's Infowars' entire philosophy as it's related to COVID. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Before they embarked on their vaccines or secretly killing everyone, Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oftentimes it was like, listen, there's a mortality rate under 4% or whatever, so we can just live through this. | ||
| Let 4% of people die. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This is an incoherent report that I'm listening to, and I was interested, like, I gave it a shot, but... | ||
| John Bowne cannot keep my attention for more than a minute, so I skipped ahead. | ||
| Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Welcome to the Alex Jones Show. | ||
| My name's Harrison Smith. | ||
| I'm sitting in for Alex Jones for just the first hour, folks. | ||
| Don't worry. | ||
| Alex Jones will be here. | ||
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Click! | |
| Y 'all? | ||
| Not interested. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| But Alex is going to be there after the first hour. | ||
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Right. | |
| So he's going to come in in the second hour, and I guess that's when shit's going to go back. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So I skipped ahead to the second hour, and what's going on? | ||
| Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| The Alex Jones Show continues. | ||
| I'm Harrison Smith. | ||
| I guarantee you Alex Jones will be here shortly. | ||
| Of course, you know all the stuff that he has to deal with behind the scenes. | ||
| It's truly incredible. | ||
| I have a hard enough time just putting on my show in the morning. | ||
| Alex Jones not only does a much, much larger and frankly more entertaining show. | ||
| Okay, let's give credit where it's due. | ||
| But to run all of this stuff and to operate the store and to deal with all of the attacks on him continuously – It's incredibly stressful, and you can support... | ||
| Him and all of us, of course, by going to InfoWarsStore.com. | ||
| Take advantage of the Christmas super sale that continues there. | ||
| 60% off, plus free shipping and double Patriot points. | ||
| Now is the time to prepare to make good on your New Year's resolutions. | ||
| Went smoothly from an apology that Alex isn't here yet to an ad. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Also, Harrison desperately trying not to say that Alex is talking to lawyers. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Desperately. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Alex is, uh... | ||
| He's working on the... | ||
| Door! | ||
| He's hard at work. | ||
| I guess code for all the lawsuits and stuff is the attacks against him. | ||
| But it's just trying not to say he's trying to figure out a way. | ||
| So he's getting sued into oblivion. | ||
| And Alex is really scrambling on that. | ||
| So he's not going to be here today. | ||
| He's trying to figure out how to build a metaphorical life raft. | ||
| And that takes time. | ||
| Because if he doesn't, we won't be able to afford a literal life raft. | ||
| So I was furious. | ||
| I was promised that Alex was going to be here in the second hour. | ||
| And so I'm like, alright. | ||
| Harrison's saying he promises again that Alex will be there. | ||
| 47 minutes into the second hour for the last break of the hour Alex shows up. | ||
| Well, I really appreciate the great Harrison Smith who normally hosts American Journal weekday mornings 8am to 11am for sitting in for me. | ||
| I was in my office getting ready. | ||
| For today's transmission, and I just had so much work in front of me and so many important things going on that I had to deal with personally that I just called over to the studio just 100 yards away or so and said, Harrison, I need you to host at least the first hour or so because I've got to take care of this business. | ||
| And normally my own private business would not be a... | ||
| Importance to the news and to the listeners, but to explain myself just about the climate and where this country and the world is right now, this morning I went ahead and made the decision that I'm going to take the 5th officially with the January 6th Witch Hunt 3.0, as Roger Stone calls it, and that also a lawsuit we've been working on for the last week will be filed against the committee today. | ||
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In Washington, D.C. Yeah, so Alex comes on air. | |
| He's like, I'm fucking suing the government. | ||
| Got it. | ||
| And that's what I was doing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So, maybe. | ||
| Sure, I was talking about pleading the fifth like I was obviously going to do. | ||
| And I pretty much said as much repeatedly prior to this. | ||
| Over and over and over again. | ||
| This definitely doesn't have anything to do with the personal lawsuits or the consequences therein. | ||
| Certainly couldn't. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| I just love the image of how InfoWars works. | ||
| Like Harrison Smith's show. | ||
| Is before Alex's. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It ends and then Alex's show starts. | ||
| Right away. | ||
| So Alex peeks out from his office and is like, Harrison, stay on air! | ||
| It does have a little bit of an even more chaotic, shitty 30 Rock vibe to it. | ||
| Or just like you're peeking out of your cubicle and being like, hey, can you pick me up on the croix on your way back from the kitchen? | ||
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My name's on that in the fridge! | |
| Hey, I gotta deal with all these lawsuits. | ||
| Can you cover my shift? | ||
| It's very weird. | ||
| So there's another reason that Alex is late. | ||
| It was 11 o 'clock. | ||
| I already told Harrison to do that. | ||
| But then I was doing some more accounting. | ||
| Something I hadn't really done a lot of in the past. | ||
| I just hope the money comes in to fund things. | ||
| Just random accounting. | ||
| And I said, boy, I better just stay over here for a while. | ||
| So I just got done about 10 minutes ago going over that. | ||
| Because this is the place you built. | ||
| This is the place you've kept on air. | ||
| I'll just be, again, completely candid with you. | ||
| That's my only gear. | ||
| That I don't like coming on air and plugging this and selling that and asking you for support because that's not the position I like to be in. | ||
| But we're not funded by George Soros or the globalists. | ||
| We're funded by you. | ||
| So we try to make it as good as possible with great products that make your life better. | ||
| But with the supply chain breakdowns and inflation and all the rest of it, Infowars will implode. | ||
| And I just don't want to have the enemy win within three to six months. | ||
| And it doesn't matter that I sold a bunch of reset war courses or we sold that coin or all the rest of it. | ||
| It's just not bringing enough money in because we have to have our own servers, our own infrastructure, our own systems, our own satellite uplinks, our own proprietary systems that we have to go out and have people build and make. | ||
| At every level. | ||
| Looks like those war bonds in the form of overpriced silver weren't a good investment after all. | ||
| It didn't seem to work out the way we had hoped. | ||
| No. | ||
| Also, I'm not going to put too much stock into this three to six months number. | ||
| I've gotten my hopes up a number of times when Alex is like, we're fucked, we're going out of business. | ||
| I want to say we did our first Money Bomb episode in year one when he was like... | ||
| But it was different. | ||
| It was different. | ||
| It was different. | ||
| The development of the, like, we have a couple months left. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's kind of in the last year or two, year and a half. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But still, it's just kind of the new desperate version of exactly what you're talking about. | ||
| A money bomb. | ||
| We need that money. | ||
| We're going to do a 37-hour marathon for freedom of speech. | ||
| We've just got to get rid of all of this product. | ||
| And if you don't get it soon, I'm not saying we're going out of business. | ||
| I'm just saying that the finish line is in sight, if you know what I'm saying. | ||
| I'm just saying that they're going to tax it if it's in the warehouse. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So we need to sell this shit. | ||
| We've got to get this out of it. | ||
| It turns out it's the end of the quarter. | ||
| You got all the censorship that's going on, right? | ||
| Alex has been kicked off social media. | ||
| A lot of other people have been kicked off social media platforms. | ||
| Tragic. | ||
| Alex believes that there's another layer of censorship that's coming, and that is apparently blocking URLs. | ||
| They do that in China. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex insists that that's going to be something that is done to Infowars.com here in the near future. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| And then he predicts a false flag. | ||
| And I intend to launch more shows. | ||
| And I intend to fight as hard as I can. | ||
| And we're working with others to build infrastructure for the massive next level of deplatforming. | ||
| It's going to be the blocking of URLs, the delisting of URLs that's going to happen right before the midterms. | ||
| And guaranteed they're going to do that, okay? | ||
| And they're going to stage terror attacks, and they're going to do everything else and blame us. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| They will say on the news that my followers blow up the Pfizer building or something like that. | ||
| And I'm saying, of course, don't do that. | ||
| But, I mean, I know. | ||
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I know. | |
| I see over the horizon. | ||
| I know what the enemy's next moves are. | ||
| I mean, this is just the same game he always plays. | ||
| I think he gets the sense that someone might... | ||
| Take a shot at Pfizer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Whether it's some kind of property damage or killing people or some indiscriminate act of domestic terrorism. | ||
| It seems like the temperature in the country among the people who do stuff like that... | ||
| It's hot. | ||
| It's warm. | ||
| It's in the higher register. | ||
| It's the temperature of Alaska right now, which is not as cold as anybody would like it to be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so I get that sense from there. | ||
| That doesn't make me feel good. | ||
| But it's kind of just predictive on Alex's part. | ||
| The way he always does this is he makes these kind of... | ||
| Declarations that there's going to be a false flag. | ||
| And then when it doesn't happen, hooray, we stopped it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And if it does happen, like someone goes and does the act of terrorism, you could be like, wow, it's a false flag. | ||
| I called it in advance. | ||
| It's a perfect propaganda game. | ||
| It's very boring. | ||
| The weird part about it is when you tell people they're going to claim that it's my followers who did this. | ||
| I would have an easier time believing you when you say that your followers would never do this if you didn't have to immediately remind your followers not to do it. | ||
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Hey, guys. | |
| Hey, they're going to say it's us. | ||
| Now, I've got to remind you guys, please don't blow up the Pfizer building. | ||
| We must blow up the Pfizer building politically. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
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It's like, ah, you're saying that they might. | |
| So... | ||
| You might be confused. | ||
| I very rarely get into the special reports. | ||
| I don't really care to talk about Greg Reese or John Bowne. | ||
| But this one kind of interested me, and I think I have a theory about why this special report was made. | ||
| Last night I tried to go see Spider-Man, where they admit that the whole villain is Alex Jones. | ||
| There's snatch-and-grab robberies and shootouts at the mall we didn't know about, so it's closed, even though I bought tickets days before. | ||
| No one told us. | ||
| So I think that's why John Bowne made the special report at the beginning of the show. | ||
| Alex was yelling about not being able to see Spider-Man, and John saw an opportunity to score some points. | ||
| Also, Jameson, that's not the villain of Spider-Man, is a goofy side character who's an asshole, but it makes sense for Alex to assume that his role in the film is much larger than it is. | ||
| I haven't seen the film, but I've heard that they went... | ||
| Pretty much full Alex with the character. | ||
| Sounds like it. | ||
| So if Alex sees himself depicted on screen, there's no way his narcissism is going to allow him to experience that as the movie portraying him as a side character who's an asshole. | ||
| He has to secretly be what the movie's actually about. | ||
| He's the real bad guy. | ||
| It is funny. | ||
| It is funny, especially because unlike other superhero movies, they've really... | ||
| They've padded the cast of villains with this one. | ||
| They've got villains from movies that aren't in the same universe. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They've got fucking Doc Ock from the original Spider-Man with Tobey goddamn Maguire. | ||
| And the Green Goblin. | ||
| Yeah, and somehow Alex is like, well, obviously I'm the most important character here. | ||
| You have three Spider-Mans. | ||
| It's not even Spider-Man versus the Green Goblin. | ||
| It is Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man. | ||
| Versus villain, villain, villain, villain, villain. | ||
| Alex is still somehow convinced he's the supervillain in this story. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I think that J. Jonah Jameson is always, like, kind of fun. | ||
| He's the comic foil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who's an asshole. | ||
| Look at how stupid this guy is. | ||
| He doesn't even know when a superhero's in front of him. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You gotta get that vigilante. | ||
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Oh, Peter Parker keeps giving me such good pictures of him. | |
| I'm so mad at him! | ||
| And yet it's ironic that he's my main source of income! | ||
| Yeah, so Alex believes himself to be the villain of Spider-Man. | ||
| Zero superpowers, though, which is kind of a bummer. | ||
| So they did that, though. | ||
| They made Alex into the villain of Spider-Man because, I mean, they're afraid of him. | ||
| It's not like I'm up here saying, oh, look... | ||
| I'm the villain in the Spider-Man movie to impress you. | ||
| They're coming after us, folks. | ||
| They're not doing stuff like that and admitting the director, yeah, this is an Alex Jones character who sits up here in a set like this saying, buy my supplements, yeah! | ||
| And then he goes and lies about Spider-Man and does all this evil crap. | ||
| Why do you think they do things like that to me? | ||
| Because it's what you do. | ||
| Because they know I've got their number and you've got their number and our guests have their number. | ||
| So I'm going to say it again. | ||
| I need everybody to go to ResetWords.com. | ||
| It's a great six-plus hour course. | ||
| And, you know, George Drake tickets, a couple thousand bucks. | ||
| The football games, 500 to 1,000 bucks. | ||
| Yeah, the course is 200-something dollars. | ||
| It's 25% off right now. | ||
| And if we don't sell tens of thousands of these courses in the next few months, we will not be able to continue on. | ||
| Putting it in the Smithsonian. | ||
| There's almost no way that couldn't be intentional. | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| If that's not self-aware, that's the most embarrassing... | ||
| You can't. | ||
| You cannot tell me that's not self-aware. | ||
| If it is not self-aware, all of my beliefs about what is possible are out the window. | ||
| Why do they make a character of me that's all trying to sell you stuff? | ||
| I mean, come on. | ||
| And then I'm going to embody exactly what that is a parody of. | ||
| I almost feel like he's asking me to take the bait on that. | ||
| And it's too good. | ||
| It's too good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Can't be. | |
| I just love... | ||
| I can't get over this, though, thing. | ||
| I really think that John Bowne made... | ||
| That special report about smash-and-grab robberies just because Alex was mad that he couldn't go see Spider-Man because of this robbery at the mall. | ||
| I have to think that's... | ||
| I mean, that's him being like, ooh, I've got to re-up all my contract instantly. | ||
| If I make this piece, I've got a guaranteed another two years here. | ||
| Or, like, Alex is having a real bad couple weeks. | ||
| Like, maybe you want to do something nice for him around the holiday season. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Give a gift to my boss. | ||
| Bullshit he can tell about. | ||
| Calm him down with the blame. | ||
| Blaming him not being able to see this movie on races. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| So, Alex has been kicked off Twitter. | ||
| I don't see any possibility that this is going to change. | ||
| But now, we have a little bit of a difference in the status quo. | ||
| Now, Jack Dorsey, gone. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| He's stepped down. | ||
| So now, we're going to do a brand rehab on Jack Dorsey. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And then I was told that Jack Dorsey... | ||
| He was this big free speech advocate and was secretly battling for freedom inside of Twitter and that he was really on my side. | ||
| And I was told that by two very well-known, prominent people three years ago during my deplatforming. | ||
| I didn't believe it. | ||
| So I guess when I went and screamed at him and chased him around Congress that last day when they were threatening to push him out of Twitter if he didn't ban me, that I did the last straw. | ||
| But I was naive in that I didn't want to be naive. | ||
| What? | ||
| Let's just say Jack Dorsey's a heavenly character, but I didn't want to be naive, so then I just projected onto everybody that everybody's bad and evil. | ||
| But then a very well-known talk show host, the top talk show host in the country, talked to him, and he said the same thing to him, that Alex Jones is, quote, always right. | ||
| And that basically Alex Jones is his guru. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Alex Jones is Jack Dorsey's guru. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he was on razor-thin ice that if he didn't kick Alex off Twitter, then he would be gone. | ||
| I mean, if that's the case... | ||
| He can freely talk about that now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's not in charge of Twitter anymore. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| There's no repercussions. | ||
| He can clear this up very easily. | ||
| He doesn't have to worry about the board. | ||
| Make a statement. | ||
| He'd be like, I tried to keep Alex around. | ||
| I really think that he's right about a whole lot of stuff. | ||
| If I started a new platform, Alex would be the number one person on it. | ||
| Oh, wait. | ||
| I'm in charge of Square, and he's still not on it. | ||
| Oh, I'm not going to be able to have him on there. | ||
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No, no. | |
| I've also got a board of directors there, too. | ||
| I find this a little bit much. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, that's all. | ||
| That's all I have to say. | ||
| And I guess Rogan told him this. | ||
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Sure. | |
| So fun. | ||
| I mean, yeah, it wouldn't super surprise me that a weirdo tech billionaire is also a weirdo believer in Alex Jones. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| But this is like me going to a bar, getting kicked out, and then insisting that the bouncer's a big fan of mine. | ||
| Well, I mean, he might be. | ||
| He only kicked me out because they made him, man. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It works for the first few times when I said, do you know who I am? | ||
| But then the last time, it didn't work. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| So look, InfoWars, right? | ||
| It's about to win. | ||
| So that's the mindset we're in. | ||
| We're about to win. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Things are good. | ||
| InfoWars is right on the cusp, you are right on the cusp, of massive victory. | ||
| That's why we're in so much trouble. | ||
| That's why they're going to declare martial law ahead of the election in 323 days. | ||
| That's why everything is do or die right now. | ||
| So we've got a prediction there we can track. | ||
| Martial law is coming before the midterms. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So we'll see if Alex gets that one right. | ||
| We've got what, nine months? | ||
| Yeah, about maybe. | ||
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I'd say that. | |
| Yeah, so we'll see if we've got that coming. | ||
| So we get to the news now, and Alex is still not doing anything that I would say is a blow-up or is worthy of apologizing the next day. | ||
| So we're just going to check in on some headlines here. | ||
| Let's just decipher this headline. | ||
| Retired generals urge Pentagon to take steps to avert civil war in the upcoming elections. | ||
| Now let's just decipher. | ||
| What they're really saying there and what that really means. | ||
| Biden has generals under his control. | ||
| Biden controlled generals call for martial law to suppress American people. | ||
| Right there in that clip, that's the perfect encapsulation of how Alex lies. | ||
| He reads a headline and then instead of engaging with any of the information in the article or attempting to learn anything further, he rewrites the headline into what he thinks or wants it to be saying. | ||
| This is legitimately what he does with everything, which is probably why if you asked him about it, he wouldn't actually think he's a liar. | ||
| He's telling the truth according to the stories he comes up with by misreporting headlines. | ||
| This was an op-ed that three retired generals wrote, which was published in the Washington Post. | ||
| These generals were Paul Eaton, Antonio Taguba, and Stephen M. Anderson. | ||
| The reason they wrote this op-ed is primarily that the anniversary of January 6th is coming up, so the idea of insurrection may be on people's minds, and what motivated them to put pen to paper is explained in the text. | ||
| Quote, we are chilled to our bones at the thought of a coup succeeding next time. | ||
| It's clear from what went down on the 6th that if there had been better organization or even a little bit of luck and timing had gone the other direction, we would have seen far greater consequences. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really, this article isn't about what Alex is even claiming it to be at all, because it's just making things up about the headline. | ||
| The point that they're making has nothing to do with martial law. | ||
| It's about a concern that we're going to see a complete breakdown of the chain of command in the military. | ||
| They predicate this argument on the stat that 1 out of 10 people charged regarding January 6th have service records, among other disheartening signs that if things go bad, it's unclear how much of an impact this could have on being able to mobilize a response against a coup attempt. | ||
| It might be a challenge. | ||
| It turns out, similar to every military throughout history, it's filled with fascists. | ||
| A large part of the issue is that when you enlist, you're ultimately serving under the commander-in-chief. | ||
| Many of the folks who are in the Trump camp don't believe that Biden is legitimate or the rightful commander-in-chief, so there's a decent chance to be concerned about that dynamic. | ||
| Essentially, what they're calling for is laid out in the text. | ||
| Quote, The Pentagon should immediately order a civics review for all members, uniformed and civilian, on the Constitution and electoral integrity. | ||
| There must also be a review of the laws of war and how to identify and deal with illegal orders. | ||
| And it must reinforce unity of command to make perfectly clear to every member of the Defense Department whom they answer to. | ||
| No service member should say that they didn't understand whom to take orders from during a worst-case scenario. | ||
| They also call for wargaming, the possibility of another violently contested election in 2024 so people aren't as caught off guard as they were last time. | ||
| Anyway, Alex doesn't know any of this because he's only really read the headline. | ||
| He's just making things up about what he thinks this article is about. | ||
| This is how he covers news, which is to say that he doesn't. | ||
| He just makes scary stuff up, and he tries to freak out his listeners about whatever bullshit comes out of his mind. | ||
| I think that's a great... | ||
| Could they demand a civics review for all people? | ||
| Well, I remember that when I was in high school, you were required to take a government class. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Let's just do a continuing education program. | ||
| Is that still a thing? | ||
| I goddamn hope so. | ||
| It turns out probably... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Schools now, those kids probably understand civics better than I do. | ||
| The problem is that the generations above them have no clue. | ||
| The government class we took in high school might have worn off. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| We need a booster shot. | ||
| Yeah, I can see that. | ||
| So Alex talks about this headline some more. | ||
| Biden surrogates call for martial law. | ||
| To protect us from a coup. | ||
| And they actually say that in the article. | ||
| Do they? | ||
| And we gotta degrade and disrupt these networks. | ||
| Degrade and disrupt. | ||
| Those are military terms. | ||
| For shutting people down, putting them under siege, putting sanctions on them, killing them, capturing them, torturing them. | ||
| So Alex is just riffing on the headline, making up what he wants it to mean. | ||
| Interestingly, though, the words degrade and disrupt don't even appear in this op-ed. | ||
| I tried pretty hard to figure out where he was getting that from, but I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| Like, I tried to find repostings of this in, like, the Washington Times or Breitbart. | ||
| Some place that he must be pulling this from. | ||
| Even the articles on Infowars and News Wars. | ||
| And those articles don't even say degrade and disrupt. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's got a ring to it of a military operation. | ||
| You know, shock and awe, degrade and disrupt. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Command and control. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| I mean, it makes sense why you would make that up. | ||
| But, you know. | ||
| I don't think he's making it up. | ||
| I think it comes from somewhere. | ||
| I just don't know where, and it's not the op-ed. | ||
| It's probably a Call of Duty game. | ||
| It seems very specific. | ||
| That's why I feel like it's not just randomly riffed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And if it was randomly riffed, it wouldn't be something that is not one of his normal buzzwords. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| That's the reason why I think that there's a root of it somewhere. | ||
| I just can't figure it out. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm sure in the Call of Duty Black Ops 2, it was like, we gotta degrade and disrupt these goddamn Nazi zombies out here. | ||
| So, Alex finally gets to, you know, he's kicked the can down the road a little bit. | ||
| He's talked about this headline. | ||
| He's complained about not being able to see Spider-Man. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And now it's time to really get down to business, and that is talking about Trump, going on that show with O 'Reilly, and saying that he likes the vaccine, and that he got the booster. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Saying that everyone, you know, you should get it. | ||
| You shouldn't be forced to. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| Happy about this. | ||
| So I see Trump in these big rallies of $10,000, $15,000, $20,000, $30,000 with Bill O 'Reilly and selling tickets, which is fine. | ||
| It costs a lot of money to rent those auditoriums and rent those stadiums and do that. | ||
| But then they just get up and everything's fine, everybody's wonderful, and ah, look what an idiot Biden is, and oh, look, here's Bill O 'Reilly, you know, he's making jokes, and it's all about what movie stars they are. | ||
| And Trump has lost a lot of weight. | ||
| It looks good. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| But who cares about all that? | ||
| Point taken. | ||
| We want to hear about the new world order. | ||
| We want to hear about Build Back Better. | ||
| We want to hear about how it's a UN takeover. | ||
| We want to hear about how the global vaccine passport is being used to track and trace and control people. | ||
| It'll be the basis of the global ID and social credit score now being put into place. | ||
| Nothing out of Trump on that. | ||
| Trump isn't saying the things that Alex wants him to because he doesn't believe any of the things that Alex has convinced himself that Trump believes. | ||
| Over the past years, Alex got so high on how Trump was such an asshole and he made the left really mad that he lost control of the fake heroic version of Trump he'd created to sell to the audience. | ||
| That version of Trump isn't real, but he was definitely willing to lean into it, Trump was, when it served his purposes. | ||
| This is really pathetic to watch. | ||
| Like, Alex overcommitted on this really stupid bet, and now he's left holding the bag. | ||
| Expected to come up with some way to explain to the audience how the hero, who totally knew everything about the evil globalists and conferred with Alex about this stuff behind the scenes, now seems to be acting completely counter to that understanding. | ||
| Weird! | ||
| It's a problem that Alex could have easily averted if he would have just stuck with Rand Paul back in 2015 and saved whatever flimsy appearance of integrity he could have had. | ||
| I mean, it's hard to say... | ||
| If you're a propagandist, back a loser. | ||
| It's hard to say, like, oh, he's a sleeper patriot agent, and now he's awakened and he's the president, and then when he's... | ||
| Not present, and you're like, ah, see? | ||
| He's back to being a sleeper patriot agent, so he's asleep now. | ||
| Like, no, you can't put that back in the bag, man. | ||
| No, it's kind of embarrassing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Especially when you just flash back and think about all the stuff Alex has said about Trump over the years. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| All the positive stuff, like calling him Moses and shit. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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So terrible. | |
| Like I yelled at you a minute ago. | ||
| If you are someone like Alex... | ||
| Back a loser. | ||
| Back a loser. | ||
| You cannot risk the person that you are in bed with winning. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's the worst possible thing. | ||
| Because a propagandist can't win. | ||
| By design. | ||
| That's not their job. | ||
| Their job is not to win. | ||
| The winner is the military or whoever institutes fascism. | ||
| The propaganda's job is always to get people to the point where they'll accept fascism. | ||
| It's a terrible idea to do that before there's fascism. | ||
| Well, propagandists aren't going to really serve any productive role, even leaving what you're saying aside, in terms of governing. | ||
| You're not going to be able to really... | ||
| That's why we see, over the course of Trump's... | ||
| Presidency, an obsession with the deep state, and all of these secret attacks that are going on against Trump. | ||
| Because you still have to be that opposition thing. | ||
| And you just can avoid it by insisting on emotional and intellectual integrity. | ||
| Rand Paul is the candidate who, I mean, he came from Ron Paul's loins, so he must be the best. | ||
| Totally! | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| It'd be great! | ||
| He's never gonna win. | ||
| Not once. | ||
| And you can save face. | ||
| Oh well. | ||
| And now you're left with the skeleton, the bones of your past Trump support, and then you look at him up there with Bill O 'Reilly, and it's like, ah, these guys, they're just stuck in a world of glamour and glitz and helicopters. | ||
| They're still in the normal world of golf courses and private jets and helicopters and their supermodel wives and everybody goes like it's a big event, like they're going to see a rock and roll band or they're going to see George Strait. | ||
| And I mean, quite frankly, where's people like George Strait? | ||
| Where are all the celebrities? | ||
| Where are all the people that claim they're Americana? | ||
| They're nowhere to be seen. | ||
| Just use George Strait as an example. | ||
| I know that Alex is a fan of George Strait's music, and he plays songs like Amarillo by Morning, his bumper music. | ||
| But I'm not sure that he has much of a grasp on who George Strait is. | ||
| In May of last year, George Strait released a PSA encouraging people to wear a mask and practice social distancing, along with Governor Abbott. | ||
| He's currently on tour, and proof of vaccination and or proof of a negative COVID test are required entry for most of the venues, except for the one that I was unclear about is a rodeo that he's playing. | ||
| Maybe that one, I'm not sure. | ||
| You never know with a rodeo. | ||
| Also, the Simmons Bank Arena is actually requiring everyone to wear masks for the George Strait show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Also, he's the king of country music, but you know what? | |
| He's Jeff Bezos'cousin. | ||
| I'm not sure you're going to get the kind of patriot that Alex is looking for him to be politically. | ||
| I just think that... | ||
| He's not going to come out with an anti-vax anthem like Eric Clapton, let's say. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Why doesn't Alex just use Eric Clapton as an example instead of George Strait? | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Well, I think that Alex just prefers the image that George Strait gives off with his cowboy hat and Amarillo by morning. | ||
| I got an oceanfront property in San Antonio. | ||
| Wait, what is that? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oceanfront property in Arizona. | ||
| Ah. | ||
| From my front yard, I can see the sea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Exciting. | ||
| Great song. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Some good songs. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, so anyway, George Strait's not going to save you, Alex. | ||
| No. | ||
| So Alex doesn't like this idea that Trump is pro-vax. | ||
| Can't really deal with that. | ||
| And I think that there's a little bit of trouble understanding that... | ||
| Trump can't be against the vaccine because he needs to take credit for it. | ||
| He should understand this on a visceral narcissism level. | ||
| Trump can't be this thing that is the crowning achievement of my presidency that even people on the left are like, well, Trump did go along with Lightspeed and we were able to make a vaccine much quicker. | ||
| Even people who hate Trump. | ||
| Gotta give it up for him on that front. | ||
| Which is wild, because I think the smartest move for Trump is to say that he was against the vaccine and it was the elements in the deep state that did it. | ||
| Boy, I tell you, if he ever wants to get elected, he's gonna have to. | ||
| He's got to. | ||
| That's what he has to say. | ||
| I mean, the thing that it seems like Alex is mad about is that Trump is moving towards those other Republicans and not embracing Alex again, which I think is... | ||
| Probably smarter for Trump to do. | ||
| Trump should be on Alex's team right now, fucking showing up on InfoWars. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean, I think if the goal is just to rise back to the presidency, then maybe that is the case. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I think the damage that you could do there... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It seems like he's not... | ||
| He's inherently on board with a lot of things. | ||
| It seems like he was using those people a little bit. | ||
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Oh, no! | |
| What? | ||
| But I thought he was a true believer, Dan! | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You know, I mean, I saw what he's done for his entire life, but then I thought he'd really changed entirely, despite still doing exactly what he's done his entire life. | ||
| That guy who did a photo shoot in an apartment made of gold is a man of the people. | ||
| So weird. | ||
| So weird that he's not a populist. | ||
| Odd. | ||
| So anyway, Alex doesn't like him being pro-vax. | ||
| Surprise. | ||
| And there's Trump acting like this isn't a problem. | ||
| He should be talking about January 6th and how they wouldn't let him have the National Guard there. | ||
| He should be talking about the FBI role and he knows all about it. | ||
| He should be talking about the deep state and the new world order. | ||
| He should be talking about how many people are dying from these poison injections. | ||
| And how the FDA is trying to suppress the documents for 75 years. | ||
| It was 55. Might as well be 75,000 years. | ||
| And now the little bit of documents that came out show mass death and that they knew it and covered it up. | ||
| The crime of the millennia of human history is happening. | ||
| And is Trump on the right side of history? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| And so with leaders like this, we don't have much hope. | ||
| Not much hope. | ||
| Envil Wars is on the cusp of great success. | ||
| No, we're winning. | ||
| But we don't have much hope because we have leaders like Trump. | ||
| Well, we're winning, but there's no hope for us to win. | ||
| Convoluted message so far. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, look, I get where Alex is coming from. | ||
| It's basically just a, like, Trump, please validate these completely non-true things that I am selling as my narratives. | ||
| I think it would really be helpful. | ||
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Right. | |
| Right, buddy. | ||
| Remember when we had a good thing going? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Make people angry about the things I want to get attention from. | ||
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Right. | |
| And then we can do this. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| If you start making people real mad and say that the vaccine was created by the deep state when you were the president who made it happen, that's going to make people go fucking nuts, man. | ||
| And then maybe they'll forget about all these things they're suing me about in January 6th. | ||
| Let's overthrow the country, buddy. | ||
| The reality, though, is that Trump has a rare opportunity. | ||
| And that is a chance to transcend the left and right. | ||
| Transcend the paradigm by coming out against the vaccine? | ||
| Sure, whatever. | ||
| I'm not sure, but this is just sad. | ||
| Trump could transcend left-right, he could come out and say he was wrong and they lied to him, put it all on Fauci, but instead he knows now, he signed on to it, and he knows it's a big problem, so he's decided, with us respectfully asking him to help save the children, to say, no, I'm not gonna do that. | ||
| And now he's joining the ranks of Chuckie Schumer and Bill Gates. | ||
| And that's a really sad thing. | ||
| But Trump's always been a germaphobe. | ||
| He's always been obsessed with doctors. | ||
| And he worships whatever they tell him. | ||
| You're making excuses for him? | ||
| Wild, wild. | ||
| This is weird. | ||
| He's one of the most betrayers, killed after the biggest crime of the century. | ||
| Now, you know, he's into doctors, though, so what are you going to do? | ||
| We looked up to him and we begged him to save us, and he said no. | ||
| But also, he's a germaphobe, so he kind of got to understand. | ||
| Yeah, I think the biggest realization that Alex is having is that... | ||
| If Trump really wanted to do this thing, after seeing the almost complete lack of consequences for starting the January 6th insurrection, he could actually cause a real revolution right now if he just wanted to fucking go for it and lead it, and he can't. | ||
| I don't know if it would be successful. | ||
| I don't know if it would be successful. | ||
| He could do whatever he wants, and it could cause a lot of trouble. | ||
| Oh man, he could cause so many problems. | ||
| And he's not. | ||
| No! | ||
| Because he doesn't want to. | ||
| You've got to ask yourself why that is the case. | ||
| Because it would be really hard to lead a war against the United States. | ||
| As people who've run the United States know. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, look, Trump, bad now. | ||
| He's not going to save the children. | ||
| Alex begged him to save the children, and he said no. | ||
| So Alex might have to go protest at Trump events. | ||
| Fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| But he has to consult a very important expert first. | ||
| And on 95% of the issues, he's great. | ||
| But man, our children dying in mass, our children having major health problems, this injection not protecting them, being a fraud, and him saying, oh, it works wonderfully, oh, just get it, oh, and then he tells the Dallas crowd, oh, I just got the booster. | ||
| Go get the shot. | ||
| Telling his constituents to take. | ||
| Fauci's poison. | ||
| Bill Gates's venom. | ||
| I'm going to have to pray about this. | ||
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But... | |
| Why? | ||
| I may have to go to Trump events. | ||
| I don't have the money, hell. | ||
| I follow him around the country and protest his ass. | ||
| Because, see, we know Chuckie Schumer's evil. | ||
| We know Bill Gates is super wicked. | ||
| But, I mean, really? | ||
| Donald Trump? | ||
| He's going to pray on it. | ||
| Just pray on this first. | ||
| See if the man upstairs wants to tell him to protest Trump events. | ||
| When actually, I mean, I would think that based on the things that Alex has said about Trump in the past, how, like, God wanted him to be president and all this, like, he was chosen. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| He was God King. | ||
| I would assume that God would tell Alex to chill out. | ||
| He would think. | ||
| If Alex prays about it, he'd be like, hey, Alex, you don't even understand what's going on here. | ||
| Remember he was the God King that I set up for you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that was my idea. | ||
| That wasn't your idea. | ||
| I guess it was Alex's idea. | ||
| It seems like if it was Alex's idea, then it wasn't God's idea. | ||
| No, it seems like Alex is just talking shit. | ||
| He might be in deep shit. | ||
| Just pretending that he has the religious convictions that he does. | ||
| If he did, he's being a remarkable blasphemer. | ||
| I mean, think about the reality of what he's described the vaccine as. | ||
| Population destroyer. | ||
| A genocide weapon. | ||
| A genocidal weapon. | ||
| I wouldn't be like, if Bernie Sanders was like, listen, I know you agree with me on everything, but I do support Hitler. | ||
| I wouldn't need to pray about it. | ||
| I'd be like, well, then fuck you forever. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So Alex is saying that he agrees with Trump on 95% of stuff, but except for killing everybody. | ||
| The genocide thing gets rid of it. | ||
| That's a big five. | ||
| It wipes it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| If you want to go with like, I understand proportional 95% seems bigger. | ||
| It's weighted heavily. | ||
| Weighted percent. | ||
| I agree with him on infrastructure. | ||
| I disagree with him on killing all of human life, but you know what? | ||
| That's 50-50. | ||
| I don't know which way I'm going to go. | ||
| Also, I still, like, even listening to his show pretty regularly, I can't really tell you. | ||
| If the plan is supposed to be that the vaccine will kill everyone, or if it's a bureaucratic thing, like to get us to have vaccine passports and stuff. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| It's both. | ||
| Simultaneously. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
| And it's neither. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And we're doing great. | ||
| It's an observer effect situation. | ||
| It actually is. | ||
| We will get to Reset Wars eventually. | ||
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I thought so. | |
| Too much has happened. | ||
| But that is coming. | ||
| Anyway, Alex has some theories about why Trump is pro-vax. | ||
| Donald Trump that hates the UN and hates the globalists and doesn't trust the system and said months ago, Pfizer's running scams, trying to make people have a booster. | ||
| Why are they running that scam? | ||
| Did he just say that? | ||
| So they'd come to him and say, hey, you know, we'll give Jared a billion bucks or something if you just say the shot's great. | ||
| I mean, is he getting paid to do this? | ||
| What? | ||
| We should do a whole show asking what the hell's going on with Trump. | ||
| You're kind of all right now. | ||
| I mean, wow. | ||
| It's gotten deep into that as a subject matter. | ||
| Life has been a whole show about what the fuck Trump is doing now for the past four years. | ||
| Yeah, it's getting boring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex is suggesting here that Trump's opposition to the boosters and those public comments he made were an attempt to extort the vaccine manufacturers to give Jared Kushner a payoff in exchange for Trump supporting the boosters. | ||
| Like, first of all, this kind of sounds like something a front man for consortiums on the East Coast might do. | ||
| Sounds right in line with that kind of behavior. | ||
| Hey, listen, you don't give me a lot of money, people don't get your vaccine. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| I'm not saying that I'm going to do anything. | ||
| I'm just saying I'm just making a point. | ||
| Secondly, though... | ||
| It's wild that Alex can speculate this scenario is the sort of thing that he could believe Trump might be doing and not ask himself if maybe Trump was capable of this sort of thing for the past few years during that whole period of time where Alex was fake crying and yelling about how he would die for Trump and he was the second coming of John the Baptist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Honestly, there's a small amount of schadenfreude listening to this, but to a larger extent, I'm just disgusted that Alex would treat his audience like this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's a little bit sad. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, I don't feel... | ||
| It's not like... | ||
| Oh, ha ha, you finally got your comeuppance. | ||
| It's him transferring his misery onto his audience. | ||
| He knew Trump was full of shit the entire fucking time. | ||
| And so now he's just play-acting as though he was betrayed, when the reality is everybody's been betraying everybody except... | ||
| Well, it's also because that... | ||
| Is the way that you can make this season profitable. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| By pretending and play-acting like you were conned by this, you can make a villain and create a whole new way to salvage, you know, whatever you can. | ||
| This 75-year-old lifelong con man, I think he might have conned us. | ||
| So, look, man. | ||
| Big year last year? | ||
| 2020? | ||
| It was pretty big. | ||
| Big year this year? | ||
| Next year? | ||
| Biggest. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| But I guess we're entering 2022. | ||
| 2022 is the year. | ||
| 2022 is going to be so deciding. | ||
| It's going to make every other year in your life look like child's play, I guarantee you. | ||
| And we're only 11 days out right now. | ||
| We're 11 days out from destiny right now. | ||
| What? | ||
| It starts on New Year's? | ||
| You know, I'm not going to turn and run from all this. | ||
| I don't want to turn and run. | ||
| I can't turn and run. | ||
| But at the same time, watching everybody else sit there unconscious, not aware how much trouble we're all in collectively, makes me want to just jump off a cliff. | ||
| Not literally. | ||
| I'm not going to kill myself. | ||
| But you know what I mean? | ||
| Jump off a cliff into a new country, a new place, new people. | ||
| But here's the problem. | ||
| I can't just jump through a portal to a new world. | ||
| Because there is no new world. | ||
| It's global government and the same crap everywhere, no matter where you go. | ||
| Man, this guy really sounds like someone who could benefit from the lessons contained in Reset Wars. | ||
| What does it mean that there's no new world he can drop into? | ||
| There's a million worlds! | ||
| A trillion worlds! | ||
| The globalists don't get to constrain his reality and dictate the options that Alex has. | ||
| He is a light being, and he can do anything he wants. | ||
| According to himself, the most important work of his career. | ||
| I recognize that we haven't covered the Reset Words episodes yet, but knowing the sort of bullshit he's selling in those videos, the tone of this actual show is hilarious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, I think that if Alex ever says guarantee, he should say guarantee. | ||
| He should be forced to do that. | ||
| It is a little bit like... | ||
| You wouldn't listen to Amitabha Buddha so much if he was, say, a bipolar lunatic who was screaming that you were going to be saved and you were not going to be saved. | ||
| You should detach and you shouldn't detach simultaneously. | ||
| Well, I mean, people listen to Alan Watts and he was apparently a miserable drunk. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| Eh, you learn too much about Buddhism and you get miserable and drunk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's science. | ||
| So what I thought was really strange is... | ||
| Alex is not throwing out the baby with the bathwater here. | ||
| In as much as, look, fuck Trump with this vax stuff. | ||
| But I'm gonna hold on to the election conspiracies. | ||
| He is the rightful president. | ||
| What? | ||
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Yes. | |
| No! | ||
| So apparently he's still the rightful president. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| And if we can't get President Trump, who is the real president, who won in a landslide, if we can't get him on the most central of issues... | ||
| That he's coming out saying, you need to take these shots. | ||
| The only silver lining is that'll make Democrats that hate him so much not take it. | ||
| That's not going to happen. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If you believe any of what they're trying to explain to you, that's abuse. | ||
| It's hurting my brain to understand it, and I know they're lying. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tell me that Trump is a betrayer who is shaking down vaccine companies for billions, and at the same time, he is the rightful president, who is also still president, I guess? | ||
| I actually think that that makes sense. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| In Alex's worldview. | ||
| Because otherwise, you've got to undo all of the stop the steal stuff. | ||
| You've got to walk back all of the... | ||
| Stuff that led to January 6th. | ||
| You've got to get all the audit coverage that you did. | ||
| All of the smoking gun proof of election fraud. | ||
| All that's got to be thrown out. | ||
| And I don't think Alex would want to do that. | ||
| And it kind of raises the stakes a little bit. | ||
| Now we have the rightful president. | ||
| Yeah, all of our presidents are evil now. | ||
| All of our presidents are committing genocide. | ||
| The rightful president is into the vaccine. | ||
| That's a crisis. | ||
| I mean, wow. | ||
| Also, nobody, maybe very, very few people who identify as Democrats are not going to get the vaccine because Trump supports it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that maybe there would be a couple of fringe outliers. | ||
| But most people aren't that kind of oppositional defiant. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Alex is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he would make a healthcare decision based on who supports it or who's against it. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| And so he just assumes that everybody else does that too. | ||
| And that's really childish. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It scares me a little bit. | ||
| It's a terrifying thought. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, man, Alex gets into his lawsuit against the government. | ||
| Do you think he's going to win? | ||
| No. | ||
| We did an episode while you were gone with Andrew Torres from Opening Arguments. | ||
| I know, I listened to him. | ||
| It was fantastic. | ||
| Thank you very much, Andrew. | ||
| But this is depressing. | ||
| And I have no hope for this lawsuit. | ||
| But listening to Alex talk about it, I don't think he has any hope for it either. | ||
| We filed a big suit against the January 6th Committee, United States District Court, District of Columbia. | ||
| Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States, Nancy Pelosi, Benny G. Thompson, Elizabeth L. Cheney, Adam B. Schiff, James B. Raskin, Susan E. Lofgren, and the rest of the monthly crew. | ||
| And so again, here is the lawsuit. | ||
| And we're going to be taking action. | ||
| In many other ways to fight back for this country, people say, well, why is this your fight? | ||
| They are going after everybody's free speech and everybody's right to assemble with this garbage and are setting precedents that, again, would make Joseph McCarthy blush. | ||
| So I'll be covering more of this lengthy lawsuit that's really good reading, that I'm told is going up on Infowars.com any minute. | ||
| But there's the exclusive news, and there's the exclusive magazine-thick suit that is very historical and extremely, extremely important. | ||
| Yeah, sounds like it. | ||
| You know, I'm going to take a break for a while. | ||
| I may just leave. | ||
| This country, the whole country, everything's sick. | ||
| At a certain point, nobody takes stuff serious. | ||
| That's why you're all going to die. | ||
| What? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Oh, we switched over into we're all going to die real quick! | ||
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What happened? | |
| I honestly don't know what happened. | ||
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The tone shifted really fast. | |
| Have you ever been in the bus? | ||
| You know, all those people. | ||
| All of a sudden, a bicyclist comes out of nowhere, the bus driver slams on the brake, and the one person who hadn't got their hand on the thing just quick enough goes flying forward. | ||
| That's what I feel like right now. | ||
| It's, yeah, the inertia kind of could hurt you. | ||
| The force of gravity was brutal there. | ||
| Yeah, so I think Alex maybe doesn't understand what's in the lawsuit even. | ||
| Maybe he hasn't really grasped it yet, like I bet Norm Pattish wrote it all up or whatever. | ||
| And this is just... | ||
| I don't get any sense that he's like, I am a champion, I am going to take it to the January 6th committee. | ||
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Like when he was getting sued by Chobani, he was full of... | |
| We were ready to fight to the end. | ||
| Yeah, full of vigor. | ||
| He's just like, well, it's historical. | ||
| And it's important. | ||
| So we got those descriptors. | ||
| Certainly no descriptors or discussion of what the suit is actually about. | ||
| No. | ||
| And then a long pause, and we're all gonna die. | ||
| We're all gonna die. | ||
| Because no one takes things seriously. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I mean, is he taking it seriously? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| And he might leave. | ||
| I gotta get the fuck out of here. | ||
| I'm gonna sue the government. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| We're all gonna die. | ||
| I'm gonna get out of here. | ||
| So now that Alex is in a bad mood again... | ||
| I was wondering when we were gonna get to everybody who was gonna die. | ||
| Yeah, we're there, and now it's time to talk more about Trump, because he's bummed out. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Nobody takes stuff serious. | ||
| That's why you're all gonna die. | ||
| I mean, the globalists are injecting children with deadly poison everywhere that they know erases their immune system, and Trump is running around in his stupid red tie, playing the part of the apprentice CEO, telling everybody, oh, you're playing into their hands, not taking their shot. | ||
| No, Trump! | ||
| You are playing into their hands and destroying yourself and signing yourself on to the New World Order. | ||
| And that idiot Bill O 'Reilly, what a pervert. | ||
| Does he know how to pick women up? | ||
| It's all just an incredible joke. | ||
| The problem with Bill O 'Reilly wasn't whether or not he could pick up women. | ||
| It was more about how he was a serial sexual harasser. | ||
| Flirting or picking someone up isn't the same thing as sexually harassing someone, but Alex seems to think they're equivalent, which is... | ||
| A little troubling. | ||
| Also, Trump's acting like the apprentice CEO because that's who he is. | ||
| And that was his show. | ||
| That's who he was before he was the president. | ||
| And that's sort of the character he was playing through most of his presidency. | ||
| So yeah, that's why he's doing that. | ||
| You know, the worst thing about watching something that was eminently predictable coming true... | ||
| Is that it is not satisfying whenever you predict something that comes true. | ||
| I think that's the thing that people... | ||
| You mean Alex turning on Trump? | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Just everything about this. | ||
| Trump coming out for the vaccine. | ||
| Alex getting mad about it. | ||
| All of them fighting with each other about it. | ||
| This was all very predictable. | ||
| We all saw it coming. | ||
| And it's not the satisfying kind of like, ha ha, I predicted I would win. | ||
| But you know why? | ||
| It's awful. | ||
| Here's why it's not satisfying. | ||
| In the terms of Trump coming out and supporting the vaccine, It's not satisfying because it's like, well, it's the least you could do. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's kind of like, it's the absence of a negative. | ||
| It's not really like... | ||
| And you also kind of know that the people who really need to hear that message aren't going to hear it even from Trump. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| And then in terms of Alex, him saying this stuff doesn't really give you that kind of boost because we've been... | ||
| Here too many times. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I'm not even fully convinced he's turning on Trump, even though he's saying some pretty harsh stuff. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I still, I'll believe it when I see it, like him out there with a bullhorn at a Trump rally. | ||
| Yeah, I'll believe it. | ||
| Trying to sell a Trump for prison shirt. | ||
| I'll believe it whenever Trump actually finally does shove ISIS up his dirty asshole. | ||
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| That'll be the day. | ||
| That'll be the day. | ||
| So Alex has got to go to a Greg Reese report. | ||
| Because he's got to get off the air. | ||
| He's got to get out of here. | ||
| That would be smart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would recommend that. | ||
| So he tries, but then he just starts yelling. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I just can't get Matt on air anymore. | ||
| You know, there's a Gregory's report. | ||
| There's a Gregory's report that he just filed. | ||
| It's so important. | ||
| And so let's just air that. | ||
| And I may just go to rebroadcast. | ||
| I'm not trying to be dramatic here. | ||
| I just... | ||
| I may just never come back. | ||
| You know, I mean, seriously, just let everybody have what you want. | ||
| Let Schiff and Pelosi rob you. | ||
| Let them molest your children. | ||
| Let them take your four-year-olds away and chop their genitals off. | ||
| You love it! | ||
| Everybody's too busy with their own life and their own thing and their own this and their own candy-ass BS to wake up out of the coma that there is a satanic, off-world, alien attack going on on this planet. | ||
| I mean, you look at it and you analyze it, this ain't human. | ||
| And you people need to wake up and rally against it, or maybe we are a bad species. | ||
| Maybe this thing wiping us out's good. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Like, we're going to go to rebroadcast. | ||
| I might never come back. | ||
| I'm not saying this to be dramatic. | ||
| And then I'm going to proceed to do the most dramatic yelling possible. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We're fighting aliens! | ||
| People are too wrapped up and going to work every day and having families and all that shit to really get down to brass tacks and realizing that we are fighting an intergalactic representation of the literal Christian devil. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| Why don't you go to rebroadcast? | ||
| Take a little more time off. | ||
| Let's also remember, he showed up an hour and 47 minutes into the show. | ||
| So he had time off before the show. | ||
| We're cramming a lot into very little. | ||
| So Alex had that prediction that before the midterms, we're going to get martial law implemented. | ||
| So we'll track that. | ||
| He makes another prediction in this clip that did not come true. | ||
| You know big techs announcing new lockdowns of their campuses. | ||
| They're closing them. | ||
| The Davos Group, just as they did two years ago, is announcing that they're closing ahead of the other lockdowns. | ||
| And Biden tomorrow is going to make some new big draconian announcements against the unvaccinated saying that we are locked down. | ||
| Totally ignoring natural immunity. | ||
| Totally ignoring real science. | ||
| I would think that Alex would be thrilled that Davos is cancelled. | ||
| Like, he hates that shit. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| As for what big tech decides to do with their own workplaces, I don't really know what that has to do with anything. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Alex is just saying that it's meant to precipitate a new lockdown because these things are locking down. | ||
| That's kind of the argument that he's making, but it's dumb. | ||
| Also, Biden didn't announce any draconian new lockdown for unvaccinated people the next day, so chuck that one up on the board for another prediction that Alex got wrong and will pretend he never made to maintain the image that he's consistently right. | ||
| In fact, the opposite of what Alex said would happen on December 22nd when the Supreme Court decided to hear arguments regarding the legality of Biden's vaccine mandates. | ||
| Also, let's not forget, these aren't even blanket vaccine mandates that are in place. | ||
| They only apply to companies with 100 or more employees and they require proof of vaccination or that employee that doesn't want to get vaccinated has to get tested weekly and wear a mask at work. | ||
| That almost sounds like unnecessarily permissive. | ||
| Insanely permissive. | ||
| That's a ridiculous thing to add. | ||
| So there is a provision within the vaccine mandate that allows for the disease to spread. | ||
| Or people to get tested regularly and not wear a mask if you don't want to. | ||
| And you kind of have to build stuff like that in there because not everybody can be vaccinated. | ||
| And so, you know, anyway, the whole idea that there's going to be all this news of... | ||
| We're going to lock down all the unvaccinated people. | ||
| The 22nd, they announced they're going to possibly overturn this mandate. | ||
| My God. | ||
| Also, Biden did give a speech the next day on December 21st, which is what Alex was talking about, when the draconian measures were going to be put in place. | ||
| This is a speech that he gave about COVID and the upcoming holiday. | ||
| There was no lockdown talk, and this is how he addressed the unvaccinated. | ||
| Quote, All these people who have not been vaccinated, you have an obligation to yourselves, to your family, and quite frankly, I know I'll get criticized for this, to your country. | ||
| Get vaccinated now. | ||
| It's free, it's convenient, I promise you it saves lives, and I, honest to God, believe it's your patriotic duty. | ||
| As far as, like, rousing speeches from presidents to people to step up and do their patriotic duty, this doesn't rank as anywhere near the most inspiring. | ||
| But it also, like, it's less of a threat. | ||
| It kind of reads more like an exhausted parent trying to get kids to eat their vegetables. | ||
| The only thing we have to fear is all of you being afraid of the wrong thing! | ||
| What the fuck is wrong with you? | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| In his speech, he literally addressed the concern that with rising cases, we'd be heading back to how things were in March 2020, and he explicitly made it clear that the sorts of locking down that we did then are not necessary now, given the different variables we're facing, not least of which being the difference in how many people are vaccinated now, over 200 million, versus how many were vaccinated then, which was exactly zero. | ||
| He did kind of call out people like Alex, but even in this case, he was just impotently begging with liars to stop lying. | ||
| Quote, look, the unvaccinated... | ||
| Ooh, he started with look. | ||
| Just, just softer than listening. | ||
| Look, assholes! | ||
| Look, the unvaccinated are responsible for their own choices, but those choices have been fueled by dangerous misinformation on cable TV and social media. | ||
| You know, these companies and personalities are making money by peddling lies and allowing misinformation that can kill their own consumers and their own supporters. | ||
| It's wrong, it's immoral, and I call on the purveyors of these lies and misinformation to stop it. | ||
| Stop it now. | ||
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That's my president! | |
| I mean... | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I think in terms of what you can do as a president, maybe that's about as harsh as you can be. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Without possibly drifting into... | ||
| Breaking laws of some sort or another. | ||
| Well, I mean, you do kind of get into a First Amendment chilling kind of actual conversation when it's the president telling people they can't... | ||
| Yeah, but eventually we have to live in a world where you can say, look at these fucking liars. | ||
| We have proof they're lying. | ||
| They're lying to you. | ||
| You know they're lying to you. | ||
| I know they're lying to you. | ||
| Tucker Carlson is fucking lying to you. | ||
| Everybody listening to me! | ||
| I'm the president of the fucking United States! | ||
| That guy's fucking lying to you! | ||
| So he called on the purveyor of those lies to stop it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Stop it now. | ||
| Strong words. | ||
| Anyway, the point is that Alex is just talking shit and making bad predictions, and that's pretty much his entire show. | ||
| That didn't happen. | ||
| And we know that because we're in the future of it now. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You like comedy? | ||
| I've heard of it. | ||
| Did you happen to see that clip of Jim Brewer that was going around? | ||
| No, I heard of it and I saw that people were dunking on it and I was like, why? | ||
| Why are we doing this? | ||
| It's whatever year we're in now, Jim Brewer can go fuck himself. | ||
| I don't need this. | ||
| So I said no. | ||
| Jim Brewer was on the Reawaken America tour. | ||
| And he had a little bit that he did that was about how all the people who are like Democrats and on the left and people who like vaccines, they're like cockatoos because they go around and they're like, Fauci! | ||
| Trust doctors! | ||
| That was basically his bit. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| That is exactly as good as everything else I've seen Jim Brewer do. | ||
| You mean Goat Boy? | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Hey, let's take one note and make a career out of it! | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah, so he did that bit to, I would say, mediocre results, even in that room. | ||
| And Alex saw it and he thought it was pretty good. | ||
| Of course he did. | ||
| Totally ignoring real science, but they just repeat over and over again like parrots. | ||
| As I've been saying for several years, I saw a conservative comic, I guess. | ||
| I forget his name. | ||
| This weekend, somebody sent me a clip of him acting at that Dallas conference I was unable to go to. | ||
| I wish I would have gone last weekend. | ||
| Not this weekend, but last weekend. | ||
| Weekend before last. | ||
| Where he was sitting there like cockatoos. | ||
| Like, science! | ||
| Science! | ||
| And the left was all freaking out about him making fun of it. | ||
| They don't ever give you any science. | ||
| They don't ever show you a research paper. | ||
| They don't show you a statistic. | ||
| In fact, in the news, they admit it erases your immune system. | ||
| Can you show me the news where the vaccine erases your immune system? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a bit ridiculous. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Also, I don't think that the left was mad that Jim Brewer was making fun of them as much as they were... | ||
| First of all, shocked that Jim Brewer was getting booked anyway. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Pretty amazing. | ||
| Why? | ||
| In 2021. | ||
| And then second, they were laughing at how bad the construction of the comedy was. | ||
| I don't think anyone was really particularly worried about the insult that he was making. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think anyone was like, oh, no. | ||
| Oh, Jim Brewer's got my number. | ||
| I mean, if... | ||
| There was a clip of me going around being like, hey, see the right? | ||
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They're all like, I don't like this. | |
| That would be bad comedy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And maybe people on the right would post it all over Twitter and make fun of it. | ||
| And it wouldn't be because they were somehow worried about how you were making fun of them. | ||
| Honestly, I think my fear would be that is what they would be worried about. | ||
| Let's test it out. | ||
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Let's test out this theory. | |
| Yeah, I think that's good. | ||
| I'm the right! | ||
| Get Drusky to book you on his show again. | ||
| I don't know if I can do that. | ||
| I'm out of the game. | ||
| We'll get a video. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, look, Alex has made a lot of predictions in his life. | ||
| We've seen a couple here on this episode. | ||
| One we're tracking until the midterm. | ||
| One that was completely wrong. | ||
| But Alex, he has one failed prediction, according to him. | ||
| So that's where we are, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And listen. | ||
| I'm just sad to see this all happening. | ||
| I thought we could back it off. | ||
| I thought we could stop it. | ||
| That was the only prediction I was wrong about. | ||
| The only big one. | ||
| And so, what do you think Biden's going to announce tomorrow? | ||
| It's going to be bad. | ||
| Oh, so you ended the clip with the prediction that didn't come true, but you said that your only prediction that you got wrong was that you could stop the... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Dumb. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anyway, in this next clip, Alex reveals that he doesn't believe in Omicron. | ||
| It's Omicron, but I forced myself... | ||
| You are saying Omicron because he's saying Omicron. | ||
| I think it's delightful that Alex refuses to call it Omicron. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| Honestly, I'm 100%. | ||
| If you want to call it Omicron, have a great time. | ||
| Alex doesn't believe it exists. | ||
| The puppet president is set to announce new COVID measures tomorrow. | ||
| As Omicron variant spikes across the U.S., extremely asymptomatic, hardly anybody getting sick, whole thing just sounds like a totally made-up lie. | ||
| I don't believe a word of it. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's nice. | ||
| To be fair, I also don't believe in the Omicron variant. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that does sound like a totally made-up lie if they're not naming it correctly. | ||
| So again, Alex is just banging the drum on this prediction that failed, so that's fun. | ||
| So, Alex gets to a story that's a little bit off the beaten path, off the Trump news. | ||
| It's of a guy in Canada who went to a farmer's market. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| Would you believe he was not vaccinated? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, would you believe... | ||
| That he got into a fight with the people who wouldn't let him in. | ||
| I do believe that. | ||
| I believe that strongly. | ||
| And would you believe he was recording himself the whole time? | ||
| Probably with the intention of posting it on social media. | ||
| This whole thing sounds fake. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't even think he didn't listen about it. | ||
| Anyway, here's a little bit of that video. | ||
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And you're preventing me from getting food. | |
| In Canada. | ||
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We do have a shopping service that's available. | |
| You're preventing me from getting food? | ||
|
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How am I supposed to pee? | |
| I'm not actually preventing you. | ||
| You are? | ||
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You're saying I can't go in? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Are you the manager? | ||
| No. | ||
|
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The manager works Monday to Friday, 9 to 5. I'm happy to connect you with her. | |
| I want to connect to the manager. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Her name. | ||
| Oh, it's feminist. | ||
| It's okay now. | ||
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What? | |
| What are you talking about? | ||
| And all of her information is there. | ||
| I don't really care about this guy or this video at all, particularly because at the end of it, someone tries to offer him the option of making a list and someone will go get the food that he wants from the farmer's market. | ||
| So the whole complaint about not being allowed to buy food is just dumb. | ||
| Alex is also trying to present this situation as like it being an open-air farmer's market, so it shouldn't matter. | ||
| Well, that isn't a good argument. | ||
| It also isn't an open-air farmer's market. | ||
| That's super clear if you watch the video, and the person working there even explains to the guy that it's private property and is generally a performance space and a venue. | ||
| That's just where the farmer's market is being held. | ||
| If you pay attention, she says the name of the place, and eventually the guy gets a flyer that he shows on camera, and the place is called Artscape Witchwood Barns. | ||
| Knowing this, we can then learn a little bit more about the situation. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You can go to their website, and you see that the interior of the space is blocked off into suites, where different folks rent out space. | ||
| For instance, Suite 162 is the children's art studio, and 173 is home to a couple of storytelling programs. | ||
| The farmer's market is in Suite 181, and is known as The Stop. | ||
| There's an outdoor portion of it, but the larger portion right now currently is indoors, which is where this guy in the video is trying to go to. | ||
| On the Stop's website, they explicitly say, quote, Due to the unique multi-use nature of the building, Artscape, the building operator, requires all customers to show proof of full vaccination to enter the indoor portion of the farmer's market. | ||
| Please have your two-dose receipt or QR code ready with photo ID. | ||
| You don't have to be vaccinated to go outside the building, but if you want to enter, you have to follow the rules of Artscape, the owners of the property. | ||
| And they did say on the website, I'm not sure exactly how much this is the case, because winter and such, but... | ||
| They did say that some people were still outside. | ||
| And if those people still had booths outside... | ||
| He could have. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I think that the fact that this story is so thin and meaningless is part of the reason that Alex has to hinge so much on the point where this person corrects the guy that her manager is a woman. | ||
| This is just rank misogyny. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| He can't let it go even after he plays the video. | ||
| He's got a pink mask. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| He wants you to know he's a beta. | ||
| I submit to the New World Order. | ||
| I take my shots. | ||
| I'm ready to die. | ||
| I'm liberal. | ||
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Liberal. | |
| I want to talk to your manager. | ||
| It's a she. | ||
| Oh my gosh, a woman's my boss. | ||
| Oh, then it's okay. | ||
| You're killing me. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's just so dystopic. | ||
| Alex says so much nothing that he has to fall back on pretending that the employee was trying to exercise some kind of power by saying that her boss was a woman, when in reality, if you pay attention, she owned Yeah. | ||
| That's the only reason. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This person was not exercising power at all. | ||
| It was a correction. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's infuriating. | ||
| You know, when I was in France, they had a vaccine pass. | ||
| And when we got there, we had to go. | ||
| We showed our vaccine card to the pharmacist. | ||
| Pharmacist writes out a vaccine pass, put it on my phone. | ||
| Everywhere I went, all I did is show a QR code. | ||
| They go beep, and then I got to do whatever I wanted. | ||
| This was fantastic. | ||
| It was fantastic. | ||
| I didn't have to have my vaccine card carried around with me. | ||
| I didn't have to worry when I was inside a restaurant. | ||
| I could have just fucking scanned their vax on my phone and said it. | ||
| It was amazing. | ||
| I want one of those. | ||
| It was absolutely not tyranny. | ||
| Well, unfortunately, it's tyranny. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| And you are a tyrant. | ||
| Oh, goddammit, I was tyrannized. | ||
| So Alex decides that he wants to hear that Trump video again. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| It seemed to make him pretty mad. | ||
| And maybe a little bit sad. | ||
| But he decides it's... | ||
| It's like a canker sore. | ||
| You can't stop poking it, you know? | ||
| How long do you think he makes it into the video? | ||
| Make a prediction. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| I'm going to go with one and a half seconds. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I want to play the Trump clip again, please. | ||
| Let the crew know. | ||
| To then see him do that, I felt like somebody stomped my guts out. | ||
| And then you got Trump over here supposedly on our side sliding and falling apart. | ||
| And then over here... | ||
| Pedophile leftists that are ten times worse, and you're just like, how do you deal with something like this? | ||
| Well, you've got to reach out to God, because it's going to be overwhelming, like Dr. Zelenko said. | ||
| You've just got to pray for God, and you pray for the Holy Spirit and discernment, and just know evil's going to burn itself out. | ||
| We're going to win in the end. | ||
| All right, here's what Trump had to say again. | ||
| But look, we did something that was historic. | ||
| We saved... | ||
| We did something. | ||
| No, that auditorium of tens of thousands of people in Dallas and the auditorium of 19,000 in Houston did not do something historic. | ||
| They didn't come up with the Pfizer shot. | ||
| They didn't come up with Bill Gates with a blood clotting agent. | ||
| They didn't roll out this gene therapy that turns off your white blood cells. | ||
| They didn't do that. | ||
| And no wonder the white blood cells turn off. | ||
| All the blood around them starts... | ||
| All the blood cells start shutting down and dying. | ||
| The white blood cells are like, I'm dying. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Everything's dying. | ||
| I mean, this is the end of civilization. | ||
| This is it, folks. | ||
| And he's up there with Bill O 'Reilly, that joke. | ||
| He's up there with him. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Roll the clip. | ||
| So, I do like taking pot shots at Bill O 'Reilly. | ||
| Oh, no, it's great. | ||
| I enjoy that. | ||
| Yeah, I have no problem with it. | ||
| I think you were over. | ||
| I think your prediction was too long. | ||
| I was thinking about it, and I realized that my mistake was in measuring it with time value instead of syllables. | ||
| Because it was eight syllables, and that was where I went wrong. | ||
| I should have been like, does he make it through ten syllables? | ||
| You know, that kind of thing. | ||
| But this is why you play the game. | ||
| So you can learn. | ||
| So you learn. | ||
| For next time. | ||
| No, no, next time I've got it. | ||
| Syllable count. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Also, I just was so bored listening to this. | ||
| Just the constant repetition of these dumb COVID conspiracies that I kind of got lost in a little bit of a flight of fancy about personified blood cells. | ||
| I just kind of thought like, oh no, I'm dying. | ||
| No! | ||
| Oh no! | ||
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All of my friends! | |
| I thought of like a little blood cartoon. | ||
| Sort of like Osmosis Jones. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| For some reason I had the let's all go to the lobby concessions stand going along. | ||
| Yeah, all blood just walking like, no, we're going to die! | ||
| So we get back. | ||
| Alex gets back to listening to this video. | ||
| How many syllables? | ||
| Ooh, that's a good question. | ||
| I'm actually going to go lower. | ||
| I'm going to say five. | ||
| Five syllables. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Five syllables, Bob. | ||
| Roll the clip. | ||
| Millions of lives worldwide. | ||
| We, together, all of us, not me, we, we got a vaccine done, three vaccines done, and tremendous therapeutics like Regeneron and other things that have saved a lot of lives. | ||
| We got a vaccine done. | ||
| In less than nine months, it was supposed to take from five to 12 years because of that vaccine. | ||
| Yeah, Fauci already had it ready, and months before COVID was even released, was preparing all the shots and telling the companies what to make. | ||
| I mean, again, you are literally worshipping Fauci, Trump. | ||
| Continue. | ||
| It's kind of funny the way this, I mean, it was a good bet. | ||
| No, I was wrong. | ||
| The safe money was on very short, but yeah, he went a little long this time. | ||
| I do enjoy that the way that Alex structures this kind of thing here is like, Trump would never talk to Alex about these issues. | ||
| No. | ||
| And so this is Alex's way of kind of pretending they're having a debate. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's kind of fun. | ||
| I'm talking to the TV because the TV is listening. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And because man on TV won't talk to me. | ||
| He doesn't talk to me anymore, so I talk to him through the TV. | ||
| So we get back to the clip. | ||
| Continue. | ||
| Because of that vaccine... | ||
| Millions and millions of people. | ||
| I think this would have been the Spanish flu of 1917. | ||
| You think, huh? | ||
| Up to 100 million. | ||
| It is now because of ADE. | ||
| People are now really sick and dying from it, Trump. | ||
| Continue. | ||
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No, that's not the case. | |
| Anyway, back to the clip. | ||
| Continue. | ||
| People died. | ||
| This was going to ravage the country far beyond what it is right now. | ||
| Take credit for it. | ||
| Take credit for it. | ||
| What we've done is historic. | ||
| Sign on to it. | ||
| Take credit for it. | ||
| Just sign on. | ||
| Believe it. | ||
| I mean, hell, we're fighting Bill Gates and Fauci and Biden and the New World Order and Psaki and the Davos Group and Peter Daszak. | ||
| And now we got Trump on their team. | ||
| Let's continue. | ||
| So Trump's on the team with Daszak, Gates, Fauci, and weirdly Jen Psaki, presidential press spokesperson. | ||
| I mean, the idea, the idea that... | ||
| Trump is taking credit. | ||
| They are taking credit for the vaccine that wouldn't even have been necessary were it not for his actions at the beginning of the pandemic. | ||
| Probably, but also, you know, that's tough to re-litigate. | ||
| No, and we can't re-litigate that. | ||
| However, you do not get to claim credit for the win if you don't... | ||
| Get responsibility for the massive loss. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I think that that should obviously be taken into context. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Trump says to take credit. | ||
| Let's continue. | ||
| Don't let them take it away. | ||
| Don't take it away from ourselves. | ||
| You're playing right into their hands when you're sort of like, oh, the vaccine. | ||
| If you don't want to take it, you shouldn't be forced to take it. | ||
| No mandates. | ||
| But take credit, because we saved tens of millions of lives. | ||
| No, take credit. | ||
| Don't let them take that away from you. | ||
| Okay, so the president made news. | ||
| You agree with that? | ||
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Right? | |
| The only thing he said true was he shouldn't have to take it. | ||
| Yeah, so Alex will be like, I'll enjoy that part. | ||
| I mean, that's fine. | ||
| Wait, you want to take credit for this amazing vaccine? | ||
| But, I mean, okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| That's how it goes, then. | ||
| That's the way it is. | ||
| You get to take credit for the vaccine, but also you don't have to worry about it if you don't want to. | ||
| If you continue spreading it because you don't take the vaccine, you still get to take credit for the vaccine because you voted for Trump. | ||
| Even though you're not getting the vaccine and still actively spreading it. | ||
| Yeah, I do think it's a little bit confusing the framing of it where the audience should take credit for it. | ||
| I don't think that that makes sense. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I do like that Alex at least gives it up. | ||
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Sure. | |
| No mandates. | ||
| No mandates. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Anyway, Trump, we get back to this and this is where he says he's boosted. | ||
| And Alex is just like, oh boy. | ||
| It makes me think that he didn't listen to all of this clip before. | ||
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Both the president and I are vaxxed, and did you get the booster? | |
| Yes. | ||
| I got it, too. | ||
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Okay, so... | |
| Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no. | ||
| That's a very tiny group of... | ||
| Yeah, no, no, very... | ||
| I mean, look at these two. | ||
| I'm done with Trump, so... | ||
| He looks like Barrett Harkonnen right there. | ||
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So, I mean, he just totally destroyed himself with this, and, you know... | |
| He gets to play God and sit up there and do all this crap and, you know, play footsie with the deep state. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| Not me. | ||
| I'm not with killing the kids. | ||
| I'm not giving them poison shots. | ||
| I'm not with all of it. | ||
| Trump could have been the champion, but in my view, we just need to move on because... | ||
| We got the Democrats in power and they gotta be dealt with it. | ||
| I'm still here fighting. | ||
| I'm not backing down, folks. | ||
| I thought he said earlier that he was looking good and he'd lost weight. | ||
| Now he's Baron Harkin. | ||
| I guess that makes Alex the Beast Raban, I suppose. | ||
| I don't know enough Dune references to get through this conversation. | ||
| Yeah, that's fine. | ||
| So I think that this clip really is a good example of why Alex is an embarrassing, childish coward. | ||
| He's now decided that because Trump isn't going to help him with his sensational-ass anti-vax narratives that he's bad and that the audience should just move on. | ||
| Moving on is great, but it's missing the very essential step of reflecting on what went wrong. | ||
| How could the person that you'd routinely offered to die for, the person you constantly claimed knew all about the globalist's plans his whole life and everything was leading up to his presidency where he'd wipe out the commies, the person you claimed was communicating with you telepathically, the person you sacrilegiously called Moses, how could that person be the same person who's now bad because he disagrees with you? | ||
| The self-reflection here is really important because if you do even the tiniest bit of it, you realize that all that bullshit Alex was saying for the last five years didn't mean a thing. | ||
| He saw Trump as a potent weapon that he could use to attack the left and progressive causes, primarily surrounding civil rights, voting rights, reproductive health, and any attempts at gun regulation. | ||
| Trump was such an asshole and an idiot, such a complete embarrassment, that Alex had to create a grandiose mythology around him in order to convince the audience to overlook the complete embarrassment he was on the surface. | ||
| This is essentially the same process QAnon used to create a fake hero to rally around. | ||
| This apparently works really well for scamming and grifting, but eventually the real person isn't going to be able to live up to the fake version you've created, and that's where trouble comes in. | ||
| Thankfully for Alex, the point where he's decided he's got to lose the Trump baggage is at the point where Trump himself doesn't really have any power that Alex could... | ||
| could hope to use against the left. | ||
| He's out of office, and most importantly, the base has moved on. | ||
| They've been radicalized past the Trump point, and you can see it when the audience boos Trump for saying he got the booster. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Trump the person isn't really useful for Alex or any of these con men anymore, so it's easy to cut bait now. | |
| The key, though, is to just move on and not ask what the fuck happened. | ||
| If the audience started doing that, they'd realize that Alex and pretty much everyone in this right-wing world... | ||
| This Trump scam community, they were lying to them for political and financial purposes. | ||
| If they got around to asking even more questions, they might realize that a couple months before endorsing him, Alex said that Trump was a mobster and a frontman for consortiums on the East Coast, that his whole personality and riches were a fraud. | ||
| Alex can't afford the risk of the audience doing that kind of thinking, so it is best for them just to move on. | ||
| And that's what he wants them to do. | ||
| Yeah, it's almost like... | ||
| Move on and just imagine that he was great, but now he's turned back. | ||
| It's almost like If, you know, say he was saying one thing and then Alex said something completely different later, you might think, oh, did Trump give Alex a lot of money in order to say? | ||
| I'm not saying he did, but those are the questions that you would have to ask if somebody's opinions changed so drastically and your image of them changed along with it. | ||
| You're just giving him the Kushner treatment as Alex's theories about Kushner. | ||
| That sounds about right. | ||
| So Alex is done with Trump, and again, we'll see. | ||
| We'll see about that. | ||
| But he's done with Trump for the moment. | ||
| He's got to get back to talking about that headline about the generals who are trying to avert a civil war. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| That was so long ago. | ||
| So, if you're conscious and actually read these headlines for what they are, you'll see it, but the general public is not conscious. | ||
| Retired generals urge Pentagon to take steps to avert civil war. | ||
| I think that clip is really telling. | ||
| Alex believes that if you're conscious, you can read a headline and then see what's really going on and read the secret messages behind it. | ||
| You don't need to read the article itself, I guess, which is really what I would consider the bare minimum a person needs to do to understand what an article says, but... | ||
| I don't know, maybe I'm not conscious. | ||
| Alex seems to have the same relationship with all news that most people do with The Onion. | ||
| The headline is what's important, and the body of the text maybe is just filler. | ||
| If you start to understand that this is how his process works, you'll start to understand how Alex abuses primary sources and just makes up whatever stories he wants, then points to headlines that secretly back up his made-up stories, and you could see it all if you were just conscious. | ||
| It's easy to read between the lines. | ||
| Now, what I find even more interesting is that while you were gone, I was listening back to a bunch of those old files that I found from 1998 over the past week, and I stumbled across this. | ||
| This is from his June 30th show in 1998. | ||
| I'd like to hear from people that have never called this program. | ||
| And you can call if you've called before. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
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But I like to hear from people that have just... | |
| I get people stopping in the street all the time and say, I've been trying for years to get into your TV show. | ||
| The lines are always busy. | ||
| So it'd be nice tonight for some new callers to call in. | ||
| Also, if you have any news stories that you'd like to just read the headlines from and give me and the public out there your interpretation of what you think, what the media is pushing. | ||
| This has always been what Alex does, and he does it because it's the only way to market the bullshit he sells as news. | ||
| People who accept Alex's narratives because they think the things he says are based in research, they need to realize that they're accepting as fact the improvised ramblings that come out of Alex's imagination when he reads a headline. | ||
| This is all this shit is, and it's been that way for his whole fucking career. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do you think this is about? | ||
| I mean, that's an entertaining radio show. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean, not this one. | ||
| But that kind of dynamic where the host calls in and asks for opinions from people and then they just bandy him about and it's fine. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's not good when the host is the one doing that and then forcing you to agree with them. | ||
| Well, I think that there's a difference between expressing something strictly as an opinion and relating with news stories as like, hey, why don't you read the headline and tell me what you think it means? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do you think the man is pushing with this headline? | ||
| What secret can we find in this headline? | ||
| What code is in there? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And there's an even bigger difference between tell me what you think it means And I'm going to tell you what it actually means, and if you disagree with me, you're all gonna die! | ||
| Well, you're just not conscious. | ||
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You're just an idiot who's too dumb to see between the lines. | |
| You're too dumb to read this headline and see the completely different story from the body of the article that I don't want to read because it's too long. | ||
| What you're too dumb to do is not read. | ||
| So look. | ||
| Alex is suing the government. | ||
| He's gonna win. | ||
| And one of his lawyers is Norm Pattis. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| And so Alex rambles a bit about, like, all these fucking sellouts. | ||
| I think he's still mad about Trump, but these people, they take money to support the New World Order, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| And then he brings in Norm Pattis, Mike, down for this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| From the family to the right of self-defense to the right to elect your own local... | ||
| Governance is being destroyed by these mega banks that have unlimited money and power to buy off anybody that'll take the money. | ||
| And most people take the money because they're not even thinking about whether it's a payoff. | ||
| It's like, you pay me, I go put this agenda out. | ||
| And they all sit up there and gaslight their fellow citizens because they believe that that's a winner move, that they're part of the establishment. | ||
| They get to go to the conferences and the meetings, and they get patted on the head. | ||
| And that may have worked for 40, 50 years while the fall of America was being prepared, and while you were being the lemmings and the quizlings and the traitors and the sellouts and the suckers and the double agents. | ||
| But now you're coming down to the end of the wire. | ||
| Now you're coming down to the final point where the collapse takes place. | ||
| And that's where we are. | ||
| Norm Pattis joins us. | ||
| We have filed the suit against the January 6th committee. | ||
| It is a lengthy suit. | ||
| It is on Infowars.com and it's bigger than Alex Jones. | ||
| It deals with all of your rights, all of your freedoms. | ||
| And Norm Pattis joins us to talk about... | ||
| He dropped. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We're not going to have him on. | ||
| We're going to stop at this moment and just realize that that's the way these things work because I've been waiting 30 minutes for him to come on. | ||
| I don't want to... | ||
| We're done. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| There's a total incompetence to society these days. | ||
| To society! | ||
| Norm was busy working for me, most likely. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
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I made him wait half an hour while I rambled about nothing. | |
| And it's his fault! | ||
| Yeah, he's gone. | ||
| Maybe he got tired of waiting, or maybe just the Skype didn't work or something. | ||
| There's just such an incompetence to all of society. | ||
| I will tell you that there's something so much funnier to me about the... | ||
| We're done. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| Then him yelling. | ||
| Because that's just like, I don't even... | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| What is anybody doing here? | ||
| That's as close to a moment of him being like, guys, I've been lying to you for 20 years. | ||
| I don't understand what you guys are doing listening to me anymore. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| We're just done. | ||
| This is over. | ||
| That's quite a moment. | ||
| Back up and go home. | ||
| There's just something so remarkable about the build-up of this. | ||
| Like, we're suing the government. | ||
| Norm Pattis, one of the greatest constitutional lawyers. | ||
| He's on the line. | ||
| He's not there. | ||
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Well, we're done. | |
| He's not coming home, then. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
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Just such a great deflation. | |
| That should have accompanied a record scratch. | ||
| There should have been a moment there. | ||
| Or like a whoopee cushion. | ||
| It kind of felt like it did. | ||
| A whoopee cushion just like... | ||
| And so Alex was planning for the last half hour of the show to be an interview with Norm about his lawsuit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, Norm's not there. | ||
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And Alex isn't answering his calls. | |
| So it just turns into him talking extemporaneously. | ||
| And it turns out, I would say, he's having a rough time with this Trump news. | ||
| I don't care about Trump. | ||
| I don't care about Mar-a-Lago. | ||
| I don't care about tuxedos. | ||
| I don't care about acting trendy. | ||
| I want to be a good person. | ||
| And that's why the new Spider-Man villain is Alex Jones, who's a horrible, lying, fake newsman. | ||
| That get ready for this tells you you need vitamin D3. | ||
| What a devil. | ||
| I mean, if I'm going to sell something, like, what do they need? | ||
| They need clean water. | ||
| Let me go find the best water filtration system at the best price. | ||
| Well, they need vitamin D3. | ||
| Well, they need PQQ. | ||
| Well, they need turmeric. | ||
| What's the best turmeric you got? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, everything would be... | ||
| I thought everybody was like me and my family. | ||
| I know our audience is, but... | ||
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Oh, that's bad. | |
| We just are nice people, and, you know... | ||
| Over my life, I invite people over to dinner, make them this big dinner, take care of them, be nice to them. | ||
| And they say, what is it you want? | ||
| Why are you being nice to me? | ||
| And I get it. | ||
| Their mother put them in a crib, didn't even give them the milk. | ||
| And they just lived in a crib watching TV. | ||
| And that's why they can't believe there's people like me that I got all the milk I wanted. | ||
| I got all the love I wanted. | ||
| I got everything. | ||
| And my ancestors got everything. | ||
| They just got everything. | ||
| They just built it all. | ||
| And I get it now. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Klaus Schwab needs to kill everybody because the public is scum. | ||
| And he's the worst. | ||
| He'll go, too. | ||
| Don't worry. | ||
| He'll be clawed back down into the thing he's setting up, and so will Bill Gates. | ||
| I do think that it's interesting that in the past we've found clips of him talking about... | ||
| You don't get no love no more. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| His mom kicked him off her knee and said that you're a mama's boy. | ||
| You need to be strong. | ||
| You don't get love no more. | ||
| Or something. | ||
| Yeah, so that seems to run counter to that. | ||
| If people are asking you... | ||
| And he didn't get all the milk he wanted. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| There's so many things in there. | ||
| You were trapped underneath your house with gas in your face for an hour by your family. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| But that's chivalrous. | ||
| Yeah, there's just so, so much in there. | ||
| To really sit back and enjoy. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Just the feeling of a man who's been slighted in a minor way deciding that all of humanity is scum. | ||
| They gotta die. | ||
| The societies are over. | ||
| Like, the question of... | ||
| If I'm a person who, when I make a big dinner for somebody, they have to ask me afterwards, why are you being nice to me? | ||
| That doesn't suggest to me that they want something from me. | ||
| That suggests that maybe I'm a complete asshole 99% You're at least suspicious. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Also, I think he's talking about Rob Jacobson, because he's told that story of having Rob Jacobson over for dinner and being weird or something like that in the past. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I think that's just like a retelling of that, but some added details on. | ||
| But yeah, I think it's interesting that this is what happens when there's a little slight. | ||
| You know, there's the Trump slight. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I mean, I could see him taking that hard. | ||
| But then there's also just like, this wouldn't be happening if Norm had answered. | ||
| No, if Norm had answered, they'd be like, oh, how are we winning? | ||
| That is what would happen. | ||
| How are we going to win this lawsuit? | ||
| Because we're on the side of right. | ||
| Yeah, but instead, we end up in this fucking bizarre world where everyone's going to die and they have to die. | ||
| And Klaus Robb is right that everyone's scum because they didn't get enough love and breast milk. | ||
| How are you throwing this giant shitty tantrum? | ||
| Well, I think it's because the Dems and people on the left, they get sexually excited by vaccinating their children because they know that they're going to die. | ||
| Did you know that? | ||
| I did not know that. | ||
| Very scum. | ||
| That's a weird thing to do. | ||
| That piece of garbage. | ||
| Klaus Schwab. | ||
| He's ruling us and gaming us and scamming us, and we decide spiritually to listen to what he's doing and take our newborn babies in like liberals do. | ||
| You see them on TV, like, literally getting sexually excited while their child's being injected. | ||
| Oh, God, I'm liberal. | ||
| Oh, I'm sacrificing my child to this. | ||
| It's sick! | ||
| I want to go warn the leftist in Austin as I did 20 months ago and 10 months ago and 6 months ago and a month ago about, hey, the shot's deadly. | ||
| It raises your immune system. | ||
| It doesn't protect you. | ||
| They're just going to scream at me. | ||
| I'm going to go down there the next few days. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| And I'm going to say, thank you for being heroes. | ||
| Take your shots. | ||
| Take extra. | ||
| Oh, because there's too many people. | ||
| Thank you for having the courage to sterilize yourself and give yourself heart attacks. | ||
| And yeah, your children come from you. | ||
| The few of you that have had children, they're trash, too. | ||
| They genetically deserve to die. | ||
| Oh, the Nazis had to herd people in and shoot them in the back of the head and kill them. | ||
| But to your own children, thank you for your courage to realize you're trash. | ||
| Thank you for realizing yourself. | ||
| Murder yourselves! | ||
| Murder yourselves! | ||
| I'm gonna do it! | ||
| I could see why you needed to apologize. | ||
| The next day. | ||
| This is getting to be a little much. | ||
| I actually, if when I had gone and gotten my shots, if there was just two big lines of conservative weirdos sarcastic clapping as I walked in, that would've been great! | ||
| Congratulations! | ||
| Hey, thank you! | ||
| Thank you, everybody! | ||
| I would've been waving! | ||
| That would've been awesome! | ||
| I think... | ||
| I think for once it kind of tracks the character that Alex is doing, and I'd like to applaud that kind of... | ||
| Yeah, it does make sense. | ||
| In the sense that it starts with benign applauding of the people for getting the vaccine. | ||
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Right. | |
| And then it takes the narrative twist into, you're murdering yourselves. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| You know, it's... | ||
| It's a sarcastic escalation of it. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's very good. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Typically, he does not go from A to B to C correctly. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| So maybe he has less to apologize for. | ||
| It is a little bit... | ||
| Normally, he'd be like... | ||
| Oh, you're so smart for getting the vaccine, and that's why communism is coming everywhere, and you're like, no, no, no, that's not how you do the bit, man. | ||
| That's not how you do the bit. | ||
| Now this works. | ||
| This functions. | ||
| So anyway, the people on the left, the thing is, they don't actually even want their kids. | ||
| Like, their kids, they don't have any attachment to them. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're a hero. | ||
| Oh, take five and give them to your baby, and then get attention when they're in a coffin, and everybody will feel sorry for it. | ||
| That's all you want. | ||
| You don't want a relationship with your child. | ||
| You want to get off on the attention you get when they die, don't you? | ||
| Oh, God, you're so good. | ||
| It's so much Bill Gates. | ||
| Bill Gates, inject me. | ||
| Oh, Fauci. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Oh, Fauci said I can't have my family over if they're not injected. | ||
| That's not creepy at all. | ||
| I agree with Fauci. | ||
| That's pretty disgusting stuff. | ||
| I mean, like, all of this has been. | ||
| We've been a little bit flippant. | ||
| But yeah, that's pretty fucked up. | ||
| Just the notion that people on the left who would be getting their children vaccinated don't love their children and just want the attention from their deaths. | ||
| That's fucked up and disgusting. | ||
| He's acting as that catalyst that every genocide needs of the person who convinces you that despite everything you've ever known, No, | ||
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it's fucked. | |
| It's fucked up. | ||
| I don't know what that says about his... | ||
| I'm not saying that he just wants attention from his kids dying or anything, but even to just come up with that is a very bizarre place for your mind to go. | ||
| And I wonder how that thought comes in and then is just like, let's go with it. | ||
| I know! | ||
| I've never thought... | ||
| Of anyone, you guys only had kids, the most inconvenient thing for you possible, because you wanted the intention. | ||
| Because you wanted my attention. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| I would think that of human beings. | ||
| If I were the producer... | ||
| A little bit before this, I would have called Barnes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like, all right, he's not going to talk to Pattis. | ||
| Let's get Barnes in here. | ||
| Somebody. | ||
| This is dark. | ||
| Get a giant eight-foot-long candy cane and grab him by the neck and rip him off. | ||
| Just neck's too thick. | ||
| What you could do is get a cardboard cutout of Norm Pattis. | ||
| Hide behind it. | ||
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Yeah, an inch ever closer to behind the desk. | |
| Hey, Alex, it's me, Norm. | ||
| I'm here to talk to you. | ||
| We're going to win this. | ||
| Also, Fauci didn't say that you couldn't hang out with your family unless they'd been vaccinated. | ||
| In fact, he said that large gatherings weren't even safe for people who had gotten the booster. | ||
| He said that if your family was fully vaccinated, getting together in a smaller group was pretty safe, but that if you're not vaccinated, even that kind of smaller gathering... | ||
| Could be risky. | ||
| He didn't say you couldn't do it, just that the choice to do so came with a much higher risk of getting infected and possibly infecting your family members. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think he's saying anything creepy. | ||
| He spoke reasonably! | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| He said be careful! | ||
| The worst thing you can say! | ||
| So Alex, he's on one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's had a day. | ||
| It's been a day. | ||
| And he only came in, like, right before the third hour started. | ||
| So he's done the third and fourth hour. | ||
| He did stay in the fourth hour for this one. | ||
| Thank God for that. | ||
| But, like, just between the aftermath of missing Spider-Man, Trump's betrayal... | ||
| Norm's phone not working or something. | ||
| This is just, he's bad. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| It never ceases to amaze me that we can be talking about how the entire human race is scum, but it's important to remember that a big part of that is J. Jonah Jameson is not a flattering portrait. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| You could do worse. | ||
| You could do worse. | ||
| I think even if J.K. Simmons played me as an asshole, which he would, I'd be like, hell yeah, J.K. Simmons is playing me? | ||
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Fuck! | |
| I think a less flattering comparison is that guy from Doom. | ||
| The Beast Raban. | ||
| So, look, this has been tough for Alex. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And at the end of the show, he has some choice words. | ||
| Take your injections. | ||
| It's so liberal. | ||
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Liberal. | |
| I'll be better tomorrow. | ||
| Just seeing Trump do that really put me to the next level. | ||
| There's so much stuff going on. | ||
| And the war room's coming up. | ||
| Owen was in his criminal case in court right now, so he can't do his show. | ||
| And his co-host can't anymore because he got indicted and convicted. | ||
| But, you know, it's okay. | ||
| The Tim Cook runs death camps, because you know why, right? | ||
| He wears a black turtleneck. | ||
| That makes it look like, he runs death camps, but he wears a black turtleneck. | ||
| Trust the science! | ||
| Trust the science that you don't need to be on this planet. | ||
| According to them. | ||
| No, seriously. | ||
| The War Room's coming up with Christy Lee. | ||
| She's going to be hosting today. | ||
| We appreciate her. | ||
| Her courage, the great work she's doing. | ||
| And, yeah, I mean... | ||
| I'm just telling you, we need financial support. | ||
| We got great products at Infowarsstore.com. | ||
| I legitimately just can't imagine being a person who heard this show, realized that Alex showed up an hour and 40 minutes late to his job, and then proceeded to not get to any real news of substance, at least partially due to his emotional reactions to hearing Trump endorse the booster shots, and think that this was a good place to throw your financial support. | ||
| Like, what about this content? | ||
| This content looks like it's a good investment. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| If I was told that I am also scum and that I do deserve death and society is pointless and useless, I would not think... | ||
| This guy better keep saying that to people. | ||
| Otherwise, bad things will happen? | ||
| I don't have the energy right now, but I think that it wouldn't be too hard to make a solid argument that it's ethically wrong to give Alex money right now and buy his product. | ||
| It's enabling. | ||
| I would agree. | ||
| I think you could make that argument. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like an alcoholic. | ||
| It's buying an alcoholic bottle of whiskey every day and being like, man, it's a good thing I'm supporting you because otherwise no one would buy you booze anymore. | ||
| Yeah, it feels more icky than normal. | ||
| Yeah, let him go home and calm down. | ||
| You know, people used to go to Arizona to loosen up their breath or whatever because they had tuberculosis. | ||
| He goes on vacation all the time. | ||
| Yeah, but leave him in Arizona. | ||
| Could go hang out with Arpaio. | ||
| It's like he should go to the original Kellogg's Sanitarium where he gets enemas twice a day. | ||
| He does a lot of exercise. | ||
| Nobody allows him to eat sugar. | ||
| Well, I haven't heard him talk about going to Barton Springs and like the hot baths or whatever where the globalists show up. | ||
| So maybe he's overdue. | ||
| Get a hot bath. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Get a hot bath, man. | ||
| Take a me day. | ||
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I hate to say this, but Alex, practice some self-care. | |
| Practice some self-care. | ||
| Open Mike Eagle has some advice for you, okay? | ||
| This is dreadful. | ||
| But, like I mentioned at the beginning of the episode, there's just too much to get to in one episode. | ||
| So this is where we will leave off for part one. | ||
| We'll be back tomorrow with part two. | ||
| But yeah, man, this was something. | ||
| Listening to this was... | ||
| I'm glad that I followed my nose from the beginning of the 21st. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I had to be like, what happened on the 20th? | ||
| It's almost... | ||
| You know, we've been doing this for too long because it is impossible for me, outside of the context of having been doing this for so long, to believe that this is real. | ||
| You know, like this, if I was told this, you know, at the beginning of our show, I don't know anything about Alex Jones. | ||
| You are learning everything about Alex Jones. | ||
| And you told me this happened. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would say not a chance in the world would anyone allow that anywhere broadcast anytime. | ||
| If we started the show, this was our first episode, like these clips. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know what we would come away with. | ||
| I don't think this is healthy. | ||
| No. | ||
| First of all, I don't think this show would continue. | ||
| No. | ||
| If we hadn't found It's Time to Pray in the first episode, this show might not have continued. | ||
| Oh, God! | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| It is surreal to consider that this is... | ||
| It's happened. | ||
| It's bonkers. | ||
| There's no context for this. | ||
| At no point in time in any school I've ever been in was anyone even aware that this was possible. | ||
| Well, the only context really that we can even understand it in is, like you said, having listened to and done this. | ||
| And having a familiarity with him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And knowing there is no boss. | ||
| His show is a psychodrama. | ||
| It's all just his petulant outbursts. | ||
| It's his feelings about everything. | ||
| As things get worse and worse, his ability to do his job gets thinner and thinner. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I appreciate that he's under a lot of stress. | ||
| I'm not saying that it's not understandable that you would have emotional outbursts. | ||
| If I was going to be sued into oblivion and I was going to be brought in front of a congressional committee regarding an insurrection that I sure had something to do with, I wouldn't feel like I was, you know, in a calm space to do a good show. | ||
| You might want to go to rebroadcast. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I would take it. | ||
| So, we'll be back tomorrow, but until then, Jordan, we have a website. | ||
| We do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yeah, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight, and I go to bed, Jordan. | ||
| Oh, right. | ||
| Oh, forgot what to say. | ||
| We'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| And now, here comes the sex robot. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |