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Sept. 17, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#597: September 14, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check back in on how things are going on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex helps a Florida grocer beg for a meeting with Gov. DeSantis, covers multiple fake stories he found on social media, and misreports an about three month old story about vaccines. Citations

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alex jones
15:31
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dan friesen
38:38
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jordan holmes
26:13
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alfie oaks
02:13
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roger stone
00:12
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steve quayle
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unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
Jordan!
dan friesen
Jordan, quick question for you.
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is I'm continuing on with season 32 of Survivor.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And I think that they're straight up trying to get people killed.
jordan holmes
Okay.
That actually makes me want to watch Survivor.
dan friesen
I have been saying since the beginning, like, someone's gotta die on this show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And now we get to season 32, I'm like, I think they're trying to get somebody killed.
jordan holmes
They're trying to get somebody to die on this show.
dan friesen
And it makes me a little bit uncomfortable.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't want to give anything away in case anyone actually wants to see it, but I mean, it's years old, so it's not like, you know, whatever.
But there's one episode where there's a challenge and like...
People are dropping like flies.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I've watched all of these seasons up to this point, and there's been nothing like this.
Like, a couple episodes in, I'm like, someone's dead.
Someone's fucking dead.
I'm sure of it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
They have to call an audible.
jordan holmes
They have to call an audible.
dan friesen
Probst is calling in, like, all non-emergency staff to come fan people off.
It's nuts.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah, definitely.
Like, there's a lot of stuff on that show that appears to be like, ah, it's a little bit staged.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I think people were legitimately freaked out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, it was...
jordan holmes
Anytime there's those reality TV show freakouts, though, it's almost always like the task is so meticulously planned, and then it's like, oops, it's 110 degrees on this day.
We're going to go ahead and give it a shot anyways.
And you're like, no, no, no.
The problem isn't that the thing you guys were planning on doing is bad.
It's that these people are going to die of heat exhaustion.
They don't have enough water.
They're not eating well.
dan friesen
Why don't you do something physically strenuous for an hour in 120 degree weather?
Hey, someone's going to die.
jordan holmes
That's why I like watching Naked and Afraid.
Because when they find themselves in 120 degrees, they're all like...
Well, we're just gonna lay down today.
That's what today is.
It's a lay down.
dan friesen
You know what's remarkable about it is that everybody was shockingly chill about it.
Like, if I were on the show, I would be furious at Probst.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'd be like, you did this.
unidentified
You know, I mean, is that just a sort of blind trust?
jordan holmes
Is there a sort of blind trust of like, oh, well, we're on TV.
There's no way that we die.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, there's no way that these people would be irresponsible enough to let us die of heat exhaustion.
dan friesen
That's legitimately what I was thinking until this season.
I was like, there's no way.
Everyone's totally safe.
It's on TV.
I understand that there's venomous creatures out here and what have you, but there's people with blow darts of anti-venom on standby.
I am no longer confident that...
Someone could possibly not die.
jordan holmes
I wonder if there were any of them the day after that.
They were like that exact same.
You know, I was really confident that we were not going to die no matter what.
And now I am not sure.
This is Game of Thrones now.
All of our favorite characters could die at any moment.
dan friesen
And I mean, not to totally talk too much about this, but like...
There have been people who have been medically evacuated before.
alfie oaks
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's happened in previous seasons.
Sure, yeah.
And in each of those, I was like, eh, whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This season, I actually think, like, life and death.
jordan holmes
This is absurd.
You know, I'm telling you, this is why I keep going back to Naked and Afraid whenever you talk about Survivor.
Because with Naked and Afraid, it's so amazing to me.
They will medically evacuate people all the time.
Because you're naked in the middle of a place where you're not supposed to be.
Which is why you're terrified.
And so they just injure themselves like nothing.
Nonstop.
But these people are so fucking crazy that they'll be like...
Alright, well, it's day three, and my ankle is six times the size of my forehead now, and I just don't want to go home, you know?
I don't want to tap out.
dan friesen
I don't want to tap.
jordan holmes
You see their leg dangling with a broken fucking tibia, and they're just like, you know, I don't want to tap out.
And Survivor, it's like, I'm sure they'll take care of us.
dan friesen
An episode that I just watched was like, multiple people on the show have threatening infections.
unidentified
They have cuts that have gotten infected.
dan friesen
And all of them are like, I'm sure it's fine.
unidentified
We're in the middle of this desolate location where dirt is getting into our wounds.
dan friesen
But I'm sure it's fine.
jordan holmes
Sir, we're going to have to start calling this gang green because this is not going well.
dan friesen
It's like, this is irresponsible.
But it's actually, I think it's elevated my enjoyment of the show.
jordan holmes
That's kind of what I was thinking.
It feels more real.
I mean, anything that gets to 32 years old, there's a good chance something's gonna die.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Gotta keep it fresh.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
Dan, I think you know what my bright spot is.
unidentified
I think so.
jordan holmes
Coming straight from the White Sox-Angels game earlier.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And then I went to the White Sox-Angels game last night because I needed to see Shohei Otani in person.
He was in person.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Gorgeous.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Tall.
Yeah.
unidentified
Statuesque.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Built like a brick shithouse.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Just an amazing man.
dan friesen
I heard he didn't have a good game yesterday.
jordan holmes
Yesterday, 0 for 5. It was not good.
dan friesen
That's a tough one.
jordan holmes
It was not good.
Two strikeouts.
Today, a lot better.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Two for 4. And then I was so disappointed because...
dan friesen
In fairness, 0 for 5 is a fine day for a pitcher.
jordan holmes
It's not a bad day for a pitcher.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's just it's him.
jordan holmes
Unfortunately for the second place home run hitter in the league, 0 for 5 is not a good day.
So the reason that you have to go see him live...
And this is something that baseball people will tell you about.
dan friesen
Well, it's because of the stage patter.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
It's like Paul Stanley.
jordan holmes
You've got to see Kiss live.
You want to see what he has to say in between at best.
dan friesen
That's why you've got to go see Otani live.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
So, with Otani, one of the things about baseball is that if you're really, really good, like really, really good...
Then the ball sounds different when you hit it.
Like, Vlad Guerrero Jr. now is the leader in home runs with 45. And when he gets a hold of a ball, it sounds different from every other player.
dan friesen
I remember it's in that song, The Crack of the Bat.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So you have to be taken out to the ball game.
jordan holmes
Otani did, and he did the one thing that I was really hoping for, and it took two days and two games to get it.
But he hit a ball so fucking hard.
The crack just echoed throughout the crowd.
Unfortunately, it was a foul ball, but he hit it so fucking hard you could hear it.
And it was beautiful.
dan friesen
I do like that sound.
I don't know if I've watched enough baseball to know the distinction in sounds, but the sound of a ball getting hit is very satisfying.
jordan holmes
It's very satisfying.
And then if you do it long enough, you know, you can tell the difference between when Barry Bonds hit a home run and when, I mean, Vlad Guerrero Sr. hit a home run.
And to the point where I still remember when I was playing baseball and I was like 17. We were playing in the playoffs, and this team was terrible.
And we were terrible also.
But this kid, this one kid, was just a bigger kid than everybody else.
And he couldn't move, couldn't run, couldn't do anything.
But when he hit that fucking ball, the sound still echoes in my ear.
Like, he hit it so well.
And he couldn't do anything else.
And I was like, man, that guy...
dan friesen
We gotta bottle that.
jordan holmes
That guy needs...
We need his bat and we need to get him the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
A secondary bright spot for me actually has been watching you sort of be a fan.
You know, it's kind of fun.
It reminds me of more innocent times.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
You know, like being able to...
Like your excitement of going to see this player live.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
You know, there's something even secondhand I can get some enjoyment out of that.
Thank you.
jordan holmes
It's just hard to believe that there's only one of them.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's only one.
And it's like, I mean, okay.
And I should talk on Babe Ruth all the time because he only played against white players, so who gives a fuck what he did?
But just from a less racist standpoint and just a more statistical standpoint, at Babe Ruth's time, this is people fucking fighting, coming off of a war, about to fight another war.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, everybody's dead.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's maybe.
Two million people in the United States, or maybe a million white people in the United States to draw a talent pool from, right?
So somebody who can hit and pitch at the same time out of a million people, not terribly surprising.
Scary and unusual, but not terribly surprising.
Shohei Otani is one out of a billion potential people who could play.
And no one else can do it.
dan friesen
Just one.
jordan holmes
Just one.
dan friesen
Yeah, I get it.
jordan holmes
Amazing.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Incredible.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to do.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Sorry.
dan friesen
And today we're getting back into present-day Alex Jones.
unidentified
Excellent.
dan friesen
We are kicking and screaming back to the present to talk about September 14th, 2020.
unidentified
Bye-bye.
dan friesen
I would have had that if I didn't stutter step.
unidentified
You did stutter step, but I saw my moment to pounce.
dan friesen
So we're going to get down to business on this.
There are some real...
Gems in here.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
A slow start, but then towards the end, maybe one of the most bizarre clips I've heard in a very long time.
And also further evidence that I think that maybe this is a parody.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And Alex is desperately trying to tell the world, I've been joking this whole time.
jordan holmes
I'm fucking with you, please.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, don't hold me responsible.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on this, but before we do, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Super Mario...
Super Mario Vitality.
Rob Dew has never grown so big.
Thank you so much.
You're now Policywonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policywonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Super Mario Vitality.
jordan holmes
That's pretty fun.
dan friesen
What fun.
jordan holmes
That is fun.
dan friesen
Next, Sparaxis.
Thank you so much.
You're now Policywonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policywonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Sparaxis.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Chase.
Thank you so much.
You're now Policywonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policywonk.
unidentified
Thanks, Chase.
dan friesen
Thanks, Chase.
Next, Sharice.
Thank you so much.
You're now Policywonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policywonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Sharice.
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Sigbexy.
Thank you so much.
You're now Policywonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Sig.
dan friesen
That's like Big Sexy.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
Kevin Nash.
jordan holmes
Legitimately thought that was a regular-ass name.
dan friesen
Nope.
Next, Megan.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Hi, Megan!
jordan holmes
Thank you!
dan friesen
And Toronto V Everyone.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
They also donated 666.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
Demonic donation.
And so, Jordan, also we gotta take a little moment to say, hey, what's up to a new member of Celine's family.
Rebecca reached out, adopted a bee.
jordan holmes
A B?
dan friesen
I think so.
Maybe a colony?
jordan holmes
A single B. That's a very short-term adoption, right?
dan friesen
Well, I'm not sure if this was just a single B adoption, but there will be an avatar of a B in Selene's family.
And this is the only B that I will make peace with, because, you know, I have a war with the Bs.
jordan holmes
You do not like the Bs.
dan friesen
Well, we actually have a tentative truce.
jordan holmes
Uh, I mean, is it a truce, or a ceasefire, or perhaps more of an armistice?
dan friesen
It's an uneasy truce.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because my brother raised bees, and when I went to go see them, I was shocked by how little they paid attention to me.
And I was not afraid of them at all.
They went about their business flying around me.
jordan holmes
Their bees-ness.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Nice.
So I'm fine with bees, and I'll enjoy Valencia the bee joining the family.
jordan holmes
Excellent.
Welcome, Valencia.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, this show starts slow.
The first 20 minutes of the show are Alex just saying, like, here's a special report, and then disappearing.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
First two whole segments are just this.
alex jones
The same system.
CNN's former head of Planned Parenthood says the unvaccinated should not be allowed to leave their homes.
All this video coming up.
So see?
Now it's all out in the open.
But first, a very powerful report that's at man.video and freeworldnews.tv.
Stop Fauci or die.
dan friesen
So it's just that, like, a little bit of a headline and then long video.
It was tough.
jordan holmes
Great.
Compelling content.
dan friesen
But when he does get back, there's something important that he does.
What's that?
Every now and again, I get up in my head and a little bit worried that he's going to find out about our show and then sue us for intellectual property theft.
And every now and again, we've got to re-up the times that he gives permission on air for us to do exactly the show that we're doing.
alex jones
Send archives of the shows and articles and videos.
Whatever you think is most important.
Out to everyone you know and to perfect strangers.
And continue to know the show is free to air.
Rebroadcast it however you want.
Cut it up.
Share it.
Use clips of it in films.
I don't care.
I am here to raise the alarm.
Paul Revere 2.0 and so are you.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Well, we're done.
Yep.
Can't worry about that anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we've got one from...
That's from 2021.
We've got at least one from 2019.
Pretty sure we've got three from 2017.
dan friesen
There's a pretty consistent pattern of like, this is fair.
You can use it for whatever you want.
Cut it up.
Whatever you got.
So we got some sad news.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
Is Larry Nichols okay?
dan friesen
Larry Nichols is long dead.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Bad news.
Him and Don DeGrand Prix are hanging out playing golf.
jordan holmes
Oh, I bet they're having fun.
dan friesen
There's other sad news, though, and it has to do with the California recall.
alex jones
Let's get to the really sad news here, but understand there's a major ray of sunshine or silver lining in this cloud.
This is going to get people up off their butt.
In the elections that really matter in the midterms now, only a year.
13 months away.
Think about that.
And this is going to really energize everybody to really push back and expose what's happening.
I've talked about this a thousand times and I'll say it again.
California isn't really blue.
Connecticut's not really blue.
Vermont's not really blue.
Michigan's not really blue.
There is such fraud.
In states like Pennsylvania and Georgia where they engage in this and where they have backroom deals that, okay, you'll be the Republican governor while we control everything else.
Just play ball with us and say there's not fraud.
dan friesen
So yeah, it's all cheating.
It's all theft.
This is going to be every election now.
jordan holmes
California is not really blue.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
So the one thing that I think just about everybody could have agreed on five years ago, that California was so thoroughly fucking blue, it would never change anything.
Doesn't matter if you're a Republican or a Democrat.
Everyone would say, California's just blue as fuck.
Not anymore.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Never was.
dan friesen
It never has been.
All of the places that are blue states that appear to be blue states are actually not.
They are all just fraud.
jordan holmes
80% Trump, 20% not Trump.
That's why we need a fake re-election.
dan friesen
It's just, I mean, I can't help but feel like there's a certain amount of, like, for this community...
Democracy has failed.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
It just is not...
We'll never have an election that is perceived as anything other than complete theft.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, like, later on, they even talk about, like, Ron DeSantis winning re-election.
And it's like, it's not even enough that he won.
He should have won more.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The fact that he won and it was close means that there was theft.
Like, okay.
All right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's no way to deal with it.
jordan holmes
It is amazing because it does make you think, like, oh, when...
People see that Putin won with 97% of the vote.
There's a pretty significant percentage that's like, yeah, that's about right.
Because he's great.
dan friesen
He's a strong leader.
jordan holmes
97% of people should approve of Putin.
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
So the Democrats used fake ballots, of course.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
Yeah, just like in 2020.
jordan holmes
Right.
alex jones
And then the Democrats, through the ballots, through flooding provisional ballots and flooding mail-in ballots that use the excuse of COVID, They ran the same thing they did 11 months ago in the 2020 election,
and they had two plus weeks of these ballots being mailed out to everybody, and of course they had a bunch held back behind, and they just take the voter rolls of Republicans and take the percentage they need to know they're going to win,
20-30% of Republicans, to make it look like a landslide for Newsom, and then they just computerize Or they simply fill out the ballots like they found in Pennsylvania and Michigan where you'd have postal workers open up the back and there'd be 30,000 ballots unfolded, all bubble-troned, all printed on a printer with only the race for Biden and for Senate.
Because they've got to have some Republicans left behind to act like there's not fraud.
So they just take back the Senate and then also stop the big landslide for Trump.
And that's what they did.
So here it is.
You knew it was coming.
dan friesen
You knew it was coming.
Or at least you knew this argument was coming.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
To what extent would you consider the Democrats have taken the Senate?
Taken is an interesting word to describe the way the Democrats have power in the Senate.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I find this uncompelling, and I know that it's going to be exactly what Alex says after every...
Single election ever again.
So there were some things that came out of the California recall.
There were some things that were reported that were, you know, maybe slightly suspicious.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And here's one of them.
alex jones
It's happening again.
GOP voters discover their ballots already cast in California recall election, and now they're shooting videos.
You know, you're not supposed to in the polling place.
You've got to counter this criminal takeover.
Where the workers go, sorry, yeah, it shows you already voted.
Here's a provision that will be counted in a week that won't count.
dan friesen
I don't think that they said it's a provisional ballot that it won't be counted in a week.
jordan holmes
That would be a weird thing to say.
dan friesen
Yeah, very strange.
But there were a couple of reports that you can find of people who found out that they were listed as having already voted when they showed up at the voting place.
And they got provisional ballots, and that's something that happens.
Yeah, it worked out.
jordan holmes
Hey, it's a computing error because computers...
Do you have a job where computing errors happen?
dan friesen
They happen sometimes.
Yeah, on a scale like an entire giant state running an election, you're gonna have some things like this.
And, you know, this is actually kind of an argument that things are working, because there's a backup plan.
The provisional ballots are there for this specific reason.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does feel a lot like these people are acting like shitty patrons at a bar, and the waiter is like...
Constantly trying to help.
There's like, look, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
We just made a mistake in the kitchen.
Here, I'm going to go back.
I'm going to fix it.
Take two seconds.
Here we go.
Go and fix it.
And they throw the meal away and they're like, how dare you not get it right perfectly!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, look, you got to understand that there's so much evidence of stuff.
Like, you know, like in Pennsylvania.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Right?
Trump.
Huge crowds.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Right?
Huge crowds.
alex jones
You go to Pennsylvania, they'll have 200,000 people at a Trump rally?
And then he loses the state.
Well, of course he lost the state.
There was only one postal worker that went public.
He goes, I'm in another state driving into another state.
He suspects something, which postal handlers, carriers are supposed to do.
He looks in the damn thing, just looks in the box to see what it is.
And it's all ballots!
dan friesen
Alex is conflating stories here.
What actually happened was that there was a postal worker named Richard Hopkins who came forward after the election in Pennsylvania, claiming that he, quote, overheard the local postmaster discussing plans to backdate ballots received after the November 3rd vote and passed them off to election officials as legitimate.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
Hopkins began pushing his claims through Project Veritas, and it gained a lot of traction in the right-wing dumb-dumb media as evidence of widespread voter fraud.
Naturally, an investigation of these claims was launched, and at that point, Hopkins recanted his allegations because when there's an investigation, the stakes are real.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you don't want to do that whenever you might get in trouble for being a liar.
dan friesen
When you're just talking shit to James O 'Keefe, there's no rules or consequences, so you can just say whatever you want.
In an interview with the investigation, Hopkins, quote, revised his initial claims, eventually stating that he had not heard a conversation about ballots at all.
Rather, he saw the postmaster and supervisor having a discussion and assumed it was about fraudulent ballots.
jordan holmes
That's some good stuff.
dan friesen
Literally, that's all that happened.
This dude saw two people having a conversation, and he decided to make up a story about what they were talking about, which was then reported by James O 'Keefe as proof of election meddling.
Then, when sincere people try to look into the claims and it becomes clear that Hopkins is going to be in big trouble if he makes false allegations against people, he recants his claims.
But there's no retraction of the story by the right-wing dumb-dumb media.
They don't put out a report where they discuss how they were wrong and they got bad information.
James O 'Keefe doesn't have to give back all the money he fundraised off pushing this fake story.
And you can see now, even in 2021, Alex is still using the basic details of this story while embellishing a ton of it to baselessly claim that the California recall must have also been stolen.
This is the state of work and effort that goes into the media sphere that Alex is a part of.
None of these people are serious about the information they present because if they were, three quarters of their show would just be them having to correct things.
It would just be wall to wall corrections.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
were going to have been done about this problem than the three million voters tweet From the 2016 election, where it's like, three million illegals voted in this election, and it's just some asshole tweeting, and then it turned into a national story.
Somebody would have done something about it then, surely.
And if it didn't happen then, who gives a fuck?
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, not all of Alex's coverage on this episode, not all of his news is high-minded politics.
Some of it is getting down into the nitty gritty.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Some of it is getting down into the culture issues that matter.
jordan holmes
Not the culture issues.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
None of them matter.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Has nobody recognized that yet?
dan friesen
Alex has some possibly racist feelings about the Met Gala.
jordan holmes
Not surprising.
alex jones
Meanwhile, what's happening in California?
Well, AOC's out there for a $50,000 a plate Hollywood gala for the Democratic Party wearing an expensive designer dress that costs tens of thousands.
jordan holmes
Is that how you're going to describe that dress?
alex jones
When the Democrats, on average, are richer, the politicians are, they're in bed with the globalists, and it's a bunch of rich women standing around, and when you see all these promos, it's black, it's Latino, it's mulatto women.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
What did you just say?
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, I guess this is probably the reaction.
AOC might have expected from someone like Alex to her wearing that dress.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, on her part, you know, yeah.
Alex is the one who looks like an asshole here.
She won.
She won.
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's not like she's only wearing dresses with statements on them.
She's also legislating.
She's doing a lot of that stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, wow.
dan friesen
If it were just like, if she were just a figure that only existed to do publicity stunts, I would kind of understand the outrage about it.
Yeah.
unidentified
But instead, she's a legislator who's getting some other things.
dan friesen
things done and then also doing this to drive people like Alex crazy and make him end up saying things like what he just said.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't seem like the right-wing media picks up all those stories where it's like, AOC's office, during a fucking flood, goes out around, calls individuals, tries and helps them get to safety.
Those don't get too much press.
dan friesen
And none of that is to say that, like, obviously, she's still a politician.
She still has...
You know, blind spots and things that are not ideal about her.
But, you know, the caricature that's painted by people like Alex is just that dress.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it's funny.
It's pretty funny.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So Alex, you know, one of the things that he is super against is, like, world government and tyranny.
And one of the things that I think is salient about that is, like, you know, colonialism is bad.
Because, you know, what is world government other than colonialism over everything?
jordan holmes
Ah, but once it becomes a world government, then nothing's a colony.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, we could get into a semantic debate about this, but I know that Alex is not a fan, necessarily, of colonial...
unidentified
Oh, wait, he is.
alex jones
Biden is a puppet tyrant, and the globalists behind him are tyrants, and you read history books, and you see what happens around the world, and you see cases of dictators in Latin America and Africa and other areas where they'll have...
200 Ferraris for their son and 25 jets, including jumbo jets, but their military doesn't even have 15 jets.
And their public doesn't even have running water and no medicine.
And even though 30 years before, when there was Europeans in those countries running, particularly Africa, there was electricity, there was medicine, but now everything's burnt out and collapsed except the dictator's palace.
Why did that happen?
Well, they had areas of Africa, like Rwanda, that had a Christian minority of black people.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
alex jones
It was the same thing you see where Amish are in Central America and South America.
The areas therein are actually wealthy and successful because it builds a civilization off of which others can't.
And so the UN funded the other tribe that was pagan, that was animist, to go murder them, and the UN helped do it.
And then it collapsed.
dan friesen
Amazing.
You can't really make it much clearer than that.
Alex is super into apartheid and colonialism.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Also, if Alex read any books at all that weren't put out by the John Birch Society, he might have a fuller understanding of the Rwandan genocide and the underlying dynamics that were at play there.
We've gone over this in depth in another episode but the issue is not that one group was Christian and prosperous so the UN paid the other animist group to kill them.
It has far more to do with cultural tensions going back to the roots of Belgian colonialism in the country and how they chose the Tutsi as the ethnic group that they trusted with power though the Hutu represented the vast majority of the population.
There are all kinds of dynamics that grew out of that.
Yeah.
unidentified
What Alex is doing is genocide revisionism, and it should be every bit as offensive as when he makes up nonsense points.
dan friesen
Yep.
Unbelievable.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that is kind of like, even in his story, you can see the outline of the truth, where he's like, you know, they didn't have anything, and then the white people came home, and they had electricity, and then the white people left, and they didn't have anything.
And you're like, well, then maybe the story is the white people showed up and stole everything and then left with it.
dan friesen
Well, one of the other things that I don't think a lot of people understand is that, like...
The John Birch Society and the anti-communist types, they were very into South African apartheid.
jordan holmes
It was a proving ground.
It was them looking at, like, if this works, then we can take it global.
That's what the Birchers looked at the South African apartheid, the Afrikaners, as.
It's like, if we can conquer this place and make it a white nationalist utopia, then guess what?
We can take this global.
dan friesen
Well, whether or not it was proof of concept or not, it was very much a convenient way to frame...
Support for apartheid as actually opposition to communism.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it's not surprising to hear that these ideas have trickled down to Alex's, like, his positions in the present, right?
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
That is something I don't think he can understand the difference.
jordan holmes
No, I agree with you.
dan friesen
So there's a war against the family.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
And they're waging war against every other family and human on Earth, whether you're an African or whether you're an Australian, whether you're black or white.
We're all in this together.
I'm going to hit more of it in a moment.
First off, I was thinking during the break about this.
I thought I'd explain to people what I do.
A few times I've shown this, I do this with a glass.
You can see it, but this is a paper cup I had today.
And I have Topo Chico soda water in there, also like LaCroix.
Whenever I crave alcohol or I crave coffee, because I'll drink too much coffee, I'll drink too much alcohol, I've totally quit drinking alcohol.
I go on and off of it.
I'm not a hypocrite.
I tell people the truth about it.
What allows me to stop in not even one alcohol and also get vitamins and minerals while I'm at it at a higher absorption rate?
I put a squirt of Ultra 12. Overhead shot, please.
I want to show people this.
Thanks.
dan friesen
Wow.
That happened fast.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So he takes some of his supplements and Topo Chico on air?
jordan holmes
Somehow he justifies, deflects, and avoids his alcoholism in an ad pivot to selling one of his bullshit.
Supplements.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I think this could be really big for the community of alcoholics.
All they need is some Topo Chico and Alex's supplements.
Curb your addiction.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit like setting up a fucking intervention for an Avon salesman's alcoholism and then everybody leaves with Avon and the person goes and gets a drink.
That's what Alex is doing.
dan friesen
I think that's a decent metaphor.
So, you know, you got complaints about AOC's dress, certainly.
Obviously.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, I mean, she said tax the rich, and that's a statement that could not be more fought against!
dan friesen
But there are other celebrities that are doing the Lord's work that are doing far more important things.
alex jones
Now, Nicki Minaj!
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
alex jones
He's talking to real people that are getting sick and real people, her friends, where their testicles shrink up.
And by the way, that's one of the things these prions that the vaccine creates attack is your testicles.
dan friesen
So, first of all, Nicki Minaj's tweet had to do with her cousin's friend's balls, which were not shrunk, but allegedly became swollen.
This friend allegedly lived in Trinidad, and because Nicki Minaj has over 22 million followers on Twitter, and these sorts of pieces of stray information can have serious ramifications on public opinion, the health minister of Trinidad and Tobago came out and said this was not true.
Terrence Dele Singh said, quote, one of the reasons why we could not respond yesterday in real time to Minaj is that we had to check and make sure that what she was claiming was either true or false.
Unfortunately, we wasted so much time yesterday running down this false claim.
jordan holmes
This story is one of those few times where you're like, oh, that's right.
We're apes.
We're not human beings.
We're just apes.
We gotta stop pretending that we are any different from a Capuchin looking at the strongest member of its tribe going, hooray!
You know, like, that's us.
alex jones
That's it.
dan friesen
It was a bit of a bummer.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's kind of sad to see Alex running with this, but I saw that Tucker was also running with it on his show.
jordan holmes
There's big balls out there, Dan!
Someone needs to know!
dan friesen
Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend.
I just...
I mean, it's sadder I think that Tucker covered it, because he's on TV.
jordan holmes
Uh, yeah.
dan friesen
Alex, like, whatever.
He has no standards.
But, like, Tucker, he should at least be pretending to be more serious than this.
jordan holmes
Somebody should have been in the meeting being like, we can't have Tucker Carlson talk about Nicki Minaj's fake...
Friends, cousins, balls.
dan friesen
Cousins, friends, balls.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
We can't do this.
This can't happen.
dan friesen
And I no longer like Superbase, it turns out.
jordan holmes
Well, what are you going to do?
dan friesen
So there are some side effects from the vaccine that Alex is going to talk about very responsibly.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Then you've got Reuters.
You ought to show these folks on Twitter.
Heart inflammation after COVID-19 shots higher than expected instead of U.S. military, including...
Massive deaths!
dan friesen
So this is an article from the end of June that was originally reported on Reuters.
So there's a study that was done that found a higher-than-expected rate of heart inflammation among vaccinated military members.
That's definitely a concern, but also it's important to not let this be blown too far out of proportion.
That study involved 436,000 military members, and there were only 23 cases of heart inflammation, whereas in the general population, you would expect eight cases among otherwise normally healthy people.
This is an important thing for scientists to track and learn more about, but it's not the sort of red flag that Alex is trying to make it out to be.
He also is completely making up that part about mass deaths.
There were only 23 people in the study who had this inflammation, and according to the very Reuters article that Alex is using as his primary source, All of the patients had recovered or were recovering from myocarditis and inflammation of the heart muscle.
He's just a total liar.
Just making bullshit up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds like you're right.
On the other hand, maybe all of those military people are dead and have been cloned, as we know that they can do with Joe Biden and or Jim Carrey.
So I think this is still up in the air.
dan friesen
Now the real question is, how are they balls?
jordan holmes
I do love living in a world now where we're just...
We're just talking about balls on TV.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, I grew up in home improvement times.
They had to use eight euphemisms before they could even get to a joke about a dick.
dan friesen
While we're back on the ball talk, I gotta touch back on Survivor for a second.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
They have a challenge that they do every now and again, like every other season or so, where you have to stand on like a little, like a wooden block, and you have to hold a plate, and then they have a ball on it that can roll off the, just balance a challenge.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like one of those things.
dan friesen
Everything, like half a fucking survivor is a balancing challenge.
unidentified
But Jeff Probst is important to survival.
dan friesen
Jeff Probst goes way too far with the this person's balls are moving jokes.
It's incessant.
He makes a meal out of it.
It's almost like you can tell he's looking forward to that challenge so he can talk about people's balls.
jordan holmes
Every year he's hiring his own joke writers.
He's like, listen, I'm going to take the balls episode and I'm going to run with it, guys.
dan friesen
Uh-oh, uh-oh, balls on the run.
unidentified
Hey, buddy, you got to get your balls in check.
dan friesen
Just, god damn it.
jordan holmes
Never a bad time.
Never a bad time.
dan friesen
So, Alex has a guest on this episode.
I think if you actually are paying attention to the stuff that's been going on on Alex's show, this isn't a great guest to have.
It's Alfie Oaks.
He's that guy who runs the mask-free grocery store in Florida.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Florida that Alex went to.
dan friesen
And may have gotten COVID.
unidentified
Wow!
jordan holmes
I mean, hey, what are you going to do?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
Anyway, he's on, and it turns out he's a big fan of Mike Lindell.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alfie oaks
What they've done, it's a Sal Alinsky tactic where they've made Mike Lindell seem like he's some kind of tinfoil hat guy.
No one's doing anything!
Provable.
And I offered to fly, privately fly, a lot of our legislator in Florida to the symposium, and guess what?
Nobody would do it.
They said that it's too partisan.
I guess now the truth is to become too partisan.
dan friesen
That was them being polite.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think anyone's making Mike Lindell look nuts.
He's doing that himself.
jordan holmes
It is fun whenever they watch Mike Lindell.
In like a neutral situation, you know, they don't have somebody like Alex or Tucker talking over him being like, you should love this!
You should love what's going on!
They just let him go.
And then the conservatives see him the way we do, and they're like, well, obviously somebody's doing this to him.
There's no way that this could actually be...
dan friesen
There's a conspiracy.
jordan holmes
It's gotta be...
Otherwise, because if this is the guy that I think he is, that I'm watching right now...
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Then that means that Alex and Tucker Carlson are both absolutely fucking insane.
dan friesen
Well, it's Saul Alinsky tactics.
Here's the deal.
Alex and these folk, I don't think, are actually watching any uninterrupted long chunks of Mike Lindell trying to explain his stuff.
jordan holmes
Oh, it'd be terrible.
You'd find out he was full of shit.
dan friesen
Right.
Alex is on the payroll.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so all bets are off with him.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then other people are just getting, like, glimpses of what is reported on, like, his symposium or these things.
And, yeah, you can choose to, like, okay, if it's in the mainstream media, oh, it must be an attack.
He must have actually said something real.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's all that's going on here.
Saul Alinsky.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, I have decided that I'm going to create something called the Lindellometer.
jordan holmes
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
And that is that if you now are supporting Mike Lindell.
You're on the payroll or you're a true believer.
jordan holmes
That's it.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That's the sort of line.
As Marty DeRosa would like to say, the Mendoza line.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there we go.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's what separates it.
You're a true believer or getting paid if you support Mike Lindell.
jordan holmes
If you support Mike Lindell, it's over.
dan friesen
Everybody else, anybody who can think for themselves has left that train.
jordan holmes
It's no good.
That went away a long time ago.
dan friesen
So Alfie's got a lot of employees for his stores, right?
Sure.
unidentified
They're all on ivermectin.
dan friesen
But, I mean, like, some of them are still getting sick.
And, like, maybe a lot.
I don't know.
Some of them might have gotten seriously sick.
alfie oaks
Every single employee I've had has taken ivermectin.
Now, over the last year and a half...
We might have had 60 employees that became ill.
We didn't get them tested, but they took ivermectin, and they're back to work in five days.
I had two employees.
Out of 3,200, I had two employees that were sick for more than two weeks.
alex jones
Absolutely, but if you go to the hospital, you're dead.
My dad didn't tell me he was sick for a week, got him on all the what you said, ivermectin, you name it, and inhalable steroids.
Almost better the next day.
They'd have murdered him at the hospital.
We'll be right back with Alfie Oaks.
dan friesen
Very responsible to report on what they would have done if your dad did something different.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
If my dad hadn't have done this, they would have killed him.
dan friesen
I wonder if Alex got sick.
From one of these sick employees.
unidentified
Nah.
dan friesen
I mean, it's not not possible.
jordan holmes
No, no way.
dan friesen
Also, by the way, Alfie is doing no contact tracing at all on these thousands of people who work there.
Who knows how many of them may have been asymptomatic carrying it.
You have a very good chance that this has led to some deaths.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he should be easily suable.
dan friesen
I don't understand how...
These people seem to think that they're making their case when it's just like, no, you just aren't caring about the actual details of this.
jordan holmes
I don't talk to them, I make more money than them, and then I fire them whenever they bother me.
And some of them are sick and some of them aren't.
What do I care?
The world is fine for me.
dan friesen
Right.
I don't know about people that they may have infected or their grandparents.
How would I keep records on that?
jordan holmes
Somebody's dad was sick one time, but I didn't care about it then.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Why do I care now?
dan friesen
Please.
So, you might be asking yourself, what's it all about, Alfie?
jordan holmes
I mean, obviously, it's the globalists trying to exterminate the human race.
dan friesen
It turns out that Alfie wanted to come on Alex's show because he has a very important thing to do.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Ron DeSantis.
jordan holmes
What about him?
dan friesen
Governor.
Florida.
jordan holmes
Nightmare psycho.
dan friesen
Ronnie.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's apparently coming to do a promotional...
Fundraising event at Alfie's store.
jordan holmes
He is not.
dan friesen
In like a month or two or something?
Down the road.
But Alfie needs an emergency meeting with Ron DeSantis.
It can't wait until the in-store.
And so Alex has been enlisted to try and get the audience to harass Ron DeSantis into having a meeting.
alex jones
He's got a plan.
He needs to talk to DeSantis now.
Governor Ron DeSantis at...
eog.myflorida.com or text USA to 833-501-0831.
Text USA to 833-501-0831.
Get Governor DeSantis to meet with Alfie.
He's met with him dozens of times, but this is an emergency.
dan friesen
Wow.
I don't know why he can't get another meeting.
Why do you need to go on Alex's show?
jordan holmes
He's met with him dozens of times.
dan friesen
Seems weird.
jordan holmes
He could almost send a text.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems very strange.
Also, I think, I don't know a whole lot about campaign finance.
I'm not a total expert in this, but this seems dicey.
jordan holmes
Let's see how good it is.
alex jones
What are you saying specifically you want DeSantis to do?
And what do people do when they call these numbers or go to this website?
What do they do, say?
Talk to LV Oaks?
alfie oaks
If you could put, if there's a way to put DeSantis' Email across the screen.
I'm begging every person that watches to send him an email to say, have this meeting with Alfie.
And I'm going to make a huge contribution whether at the end of the meeting he decides to believe what we say.
But all I want is two hours with the experts that are going to be with me because he's a smart man.
And after two hours, I believe that he'll realize...
The amount of fraud that happened even here in Florida and that he's bold enough.
He's the one man that is bold enough and he'll go out and he'll be in history.
We'll be talking about Ron DeSantis 200 years ago like we are our founding fathers for saving our republic.
dan friesen
Yikes.
jordan holmes
Let's put the clock up.
Countdown to when DeSantis is going to cancel that event.
That's the first clock.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, I know that there's a bit of back scratching that goes on in the world of politics.
I think you have to register to be, like, what's it called?
jordan holmes
Evil?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
A lobbyist.
dan friesen
That's it.
jordan holmes
I don't think I said different things.
Okay.
Ah, nice!
dan friesen
Yeah, I think you have to register to be a lobbyist, which is kind of what he seems to be doing.
jordan holmes
It's that thing that, and also if you're a foreign lobbyist for a different country, you have to register.
It's that thing that most of our Congress does without registering.
dan friesen
Oh, it's really funny.
Speaking of that, Michael Flynn is also working with Alfie.
He's going to be in that meeting if he gets it with Ron DeSantis.
jordan holmes
I love it.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
I find this confusing.
jordan holmes
Drop a COVID bomb on that office.
I'm fine with it.
dan friesen
I find this very confusing because we have a situation where Alfie ostensibly is really good friends with Ron DeSantis.
jordan holmes
Dozens of times.
dan friesen
Yeah, I've met so many times.
And he's going to be in store for this fundraiser.
jordan holmes
They're going to shake hands, take a picture.
dan friesen
At the same time.
He's got this really important thing he needs to tell him, and there's no other way for this to happen than for him to go on Infowars and have the audience harass DeSantis' office.
jordan holmes
I'm just going to go out and say it.
The way that I've always successfully lobbied is by going on a weird show and telling people to send shit tons of emails.
dan friesen
This is the behavior of someone who I feel doesn't have much access.
But I could be wrong.
jordan holmes
If you have to say the quiet part loud and just be like, I'm going to give you money.
Talk to me.
For money.
That's the idea of politics.
dan friesen
And wink, it's not conditional on you believing me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
This money is free money.
I just need to speak to you very quickly.
unidentified
You will be in a room for two hours.
dan friesen
With me and some weirdos.
jordan holmes
Now, if you sit through the whole two hours, you will get a free bottle of tequila and a two-day, three-night stay.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a timeshare fucking thing.
Anyway, what Alfie needs is that he needs DeSantis to stand up.
Because then we can overturn the 2020 election or something.
We can prove fraud or something.
alfie oaks
Sure.
I've spent a lot of time with Mike Wendell.
I happen to believe most of everything that he's saying.
And all I'm saying is if he's wrong, then at least let one state verify it.
Okay?
So, nobody's...
Everyone's running the other way because, like I said, we've done the Saul Alinsky tactic on Mike Lindell to make him seem crazy.
dan friesen
Again, no one's done any tactics.
So, what he's basically doing here is demanding people prove a negative.
So, he wants a state to prove that there was no fraud, and that'll satisfy the...
Oh, if Mike Lindell's so crazy, then why won't some state...
Completely prove a negative.
That's a losing game.
And even if some state were to somehow forensically prove literally every vote was perfect and wonderful, you'd be like, well, yeah, that's the one state that they had everything run smoothly in in order to serve as a distraction from the other states where there was theft.
The goalposts would just move.
This is all nonsense.
jordan holmes
Every time.
dan friesen
It's not sincere argument.
It's not anything anybody should take seriously.
jordan holmes
No, the real argument is had the moment he said, I believe most of everything Mike Lindell said.
And you said, wait, most of?
Most of?
Why is your first instinct most of?
What's the wrong part?
And if you're saying most of...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What's the least of that you don't believe?
dan friesen
Yeah, what is Mike Lindell saying that even you don't believe?
unidentified
Oh, no, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
I believe all of it.
No, no, no, no.
You said most of first.
dan friesen
You were just trying to sound sane.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
So Alex gets back to his army vaccine study story that he is continuing to fraudulently report.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a Reuters study here, a Reuters article about the Pentagon that just injected over a million troops.
A million and a half of the two million.
And they confirm heart attacks, heart swelling, mass death, and they just put it out like it's no big deal after they put a warning on the shot, which they then force you to take.
This is Joseph Mingala stuff.
We are in the Twilight Zone here.
Heart inflammation after COVID-19 shots higher than expected instead of U.S. military.
dan friesen
Again, that is a lie about an article from the end of June.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, look, the Great Reset is here.
All right?
Look, dude, shut up.
jordan holmes
Shut the fuck up.
dan friesen
Shut the fuck up.
I see that face.
I see that look on your face that says...
jordan holmes
You can't just non-sequitur your way out of that.
dan friesen
It's here.
The great resets here.
jordan holmes
Great resets here.
Okay, fine.
dan friesen
And if you need proof...
jordan holmes
You need proof!
I don't need proof.
dan friesen
No, you're laughing and you're giving me that look that says you need proof.
jordan holmes
I don't need proof!
dan friesen
Well...
I happen to have Perth.
jordan holmes
Well, that'd be nice.
alex jones
Same thing with me.
You know, I sell a lot of products, water filtration, air filtration, supplements.
The only thing we can get is T-shirts because the textiles are still plenty of cotton.
And that's, I mean, here's an example.
During the whole storm that hit back in February, it's not that I'm complaining my pool's broken.
It's not a first-world problem.
The pool heater broke, a pipe brushed, even though I tried to keep it on with a hot tub so it wouldn't freeze.
It broke out the pool, flooded it.
It's all ruined.
I'm trying to sell my house to get more money to fund things.
I'm like you, I'm all in.
And it's been eight weeks and no one has...
I'll take any pool tile.
And they have literally nothing that's even close to it.
I'll take gray tile instead of blue tile.
Again, if you can't get pool tile in America in eight weeks, it's all breaking down.
This is, by design, the Great Reset.
dan friesen
Yeah, see, proof.
Alex can't fix his pool.
So the Great Reset is here.
jordan holmes
If you can't get pool tile in eight weeks, you know the country's broken down.
dan friesen
I also guarantee you could.
jordan holmes
Do you know who the last person to say that was?
Fucking Nero, buddy.
That's how you know that the truth is being spoken.
It's Alex and Nero, the only two people who needed pool tiles when they needed pool tiles!
alex jones
and the whole country collapsed.
dan friesen
We will always remember when Klaus Schwab fiddled while Alex's pool went unfixed.
unidentified
The fucking, the fucking, I mean, Look, white people problems, we've moved on from that meme, but goddamn, bitching about pool tile is about as close as it gets to too far parity.
dan friesen
I found a number of places you can buy a pool tile pretty quick.
jordan holmes
Of course you did.
You looked it up.
You can get overnight pool tile.
dan friesen
I was going to record a phone call with a...
jordan holmes
I knew there was going to be some reason.
dan friesen
So look, we all have a line in the sand, what we can put up with, what we can't.
Sure.
That's...
Normal.
jordan holmes
I suppose.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And Alfie, he has a line in the sand.
Unfortunately, this sand is the murdering other people sand.
The line where it's okay to start murdering other people.
jordan holmes
It's already in the sand?
dan friesen
It's coming still, but it's there.
There is a specific line for him, and it's fast approaching.
alfie oaks
If we don't stop this, the line in the sand is 2022.
If they are successful in the 2022 election, it's only a year and a couple months away.
If they do it, it's game over.
It's gun time.
There's not going to be any more handshakes and pen deals.
It's going to be guns.
And I don't want that to happen.
I'm not one of these guys that wants that to happen.
I want to stop.
I agree.
alex jones
Did you see how Biden outside the Constitution said everybody with $600 more in account, every transaction will now be monitored, no more Fourth Amendment?
Just total declaration of evil.
dan friesen
It's a little bit off the beaten path from Alfie saying it's gun time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's intense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, if you're the type of person who doesn't want to use guns, then why does it seem like your solution to every time you don't get what you want is guns?
dan friesen
And it's a constant, like whenever you're not getting your way, it's a constant, if I don't get my way soon, it will be gun time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's gun time.
It's gun time soon.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Guys.
It's gun time.
dan friesen
Yeah, it kind of makes me feel like maybe you're not being very sincere about not wanting it to be gun time.
jordan holmes
I think you kind of just want it to be gun time.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
And you're waiting for everyone else to give you the permission to do what you know is morally wrong.
dan friesen
You bet.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alfie takes off.
He's got more employees to put at risk, so he can't stay on the phone all day.
And Alex gets to some other news.
This little nugget about General Millie.
I was a traitor.
jordan holmes
Oh.
alex jones
But wow.
Moore's coming out.
Turns out it was a 5i, one of the, quote, alliance nations that picked up the intercept of Milley, talking to the head of the Chinese military, saying, you know, we're not going to attack you.
Whatever you do, we'll call you.
We'll wait.
Go ahead and launch your nuclear weapons at us, whatever.
I mean, this is so insane.
There's Jack Posobiec, at least one of Milley's calls to China, was intercepted by a partner nation targeting people's military over there, leadership, and resulted in a 5i, Rocket of what the F to mead and bowling per IC official.
dan friesen
I don't know all the details of everything that was discussed between General Milley and his counterpart in China, but I know that talking about it like this is kind of silly.
Saying that Milley called him, he's like, oh, if you want to nuke us, go nuke us!
Yeah, that's kind of infantilizing this story, and I don't know.
I'm not a full expert on...
These kinds of issues.
But I can kind of see how that might be a really inappropriate thing for him to have done, you know, in terms of chain of command.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
I can see that being kind of, you know, something you could get in trouble for.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
At the same time, I was alive then, and I remember how belligerent Trump was being, and the idea of engaging in a little bit of diplomacy may be...
May have gone a long way.
jordan holmes
I mean, there's that, and then there's Jaime Lannister's way.
So, like, I mean, I suppose it's better that he just made a phone call instead of stabbing the Mad King as the...
Dallas burned.
Sure.
I think there was a better way, maybe.
dan friesen
Well, here's the thing.
The argument in Millie's favor is that this was an act that was meant to encourage stability and to reinforce to China that there is stability.
This rhetoric is not...
jordan holmes
He called and said, Trump's nuts and we're not going to do nuts shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're not going to war with you.
jordan holmes
It wasn't even a hard...
It seems like a reasonable phone call you would make to a friend, even.
dan friesen
My argument is...
That the Jamie Lannister way would not encourage stability.
unidentified
It would not.
dan friesen
It would work against the goals that Millie was pursuing.
jordan holmes
I said there was a better way!
dan friesen
So, Alex keeps hitting on this army study, but he keeps misreporting it.
alex jones
The Pentagon has now come out and said, heart inflammation, heart attacks from COVID-19 shots higher than expected in study of U.S. military.
And it's much worse than even they're saying, or even the VAERS report saying, don't let this be you talking about your sister or brother or you.
Who are actually going six feet under.
Yep, we're gonna go ahead and play.
dan friesen
So yeah, Alex cannot deal with this army study accurately.
Yeah!
Just can't do it.
jordan holmes
I feel like he's playing with fire there, just because the military is gonna be fine, and they're not going anywhere.
So it's hard to, like, maintain that story.
Do you know what I mean?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
Like, it's not going to be able to continue.
dan friesen
He was reporting in, like, 2004 that they were all getting chipped.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That's fair.
dan friesen
I mean, I think the stakes are low.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
I would just think, you know, if you're going to say that the military is all going to die, I imagine your audience has at least some...
I mean, I would think demographically...
Alex's audience would have fewer degrees of separation from military members.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know anybody personally, but I imagine that they are much closer.
dan friesen
So they'd be able to experience counter examples.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a military person would be like, hey, no, no, I'm actually fine.
dan friesen
You'd think.
Yeah.
Eh, who cares.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
Alex has a pool to fix.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
So, Alex is Mr. Police State.
You know, he's anti-police state.
He hates it.
jordan holmes
Hates it.
Except for in Apartheid.
dan friesen
He's made a couple of films about the police state.
Police State 2000.
jordan holmes
And how great it was in Apartheid.
dan friesen
Police State 4, Rise of the Machines.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a good one.
dan friesen
He's made a lot of films and sort of one of the biggest things that he would yell about is the police state over the course of his entire career.
So that makes me think that he's the kind of person who would be in favor of body cams on police.
jordan holmes
He would want accountability for the police state in order to make sure that they don't go overboard.
dan friesen
Right, because it seems like one of the only ways that you could make sure there was accountability is if there were ways to...
jordan holmes
Independent viewing without bias.
dan friesen
But guess what?
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
And now all the cops have the...
Body cams so they can't have their own discretion.
They're turning into robots.
You think body cams are good, folks?
No, they're not, overall, because the enemy uses that, so the cops don't have any discretion, and now they're automatons, so they'll be ordered to do bad things.
When they do bad things, they get massive increases in their pay.
dan friesen
Okay.
This doesn't mean anything.
jordan holmes
I don't even know.
I swear, I don't think these people know what they support day to day.
dan friesen
I don't either.
jordan holmes
Day to day, thin blue line.
Police are the most important people in the world.
alex jones
Flags.
jordan holmes
Next day, cop says that a right winger did something.
The cops are out of control.
We need to stop them.
dan friesen
These SJW cops.
jordan holmes
Cops murder a protester.
These cops need to be protected.
dan friesen
We need to support them.
If you fire this person, we will riot.
jordan holmes
Cops arrest a sovereign citizen.
The cops need to die!
Yeah, it's gun time!
Like, oh my god.
Pick a lane.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems very bizarre to me.
The kind of discretion that we're talking about here that body cams would be relevant in terms of is not like whether you get a ticket or not.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That is never going to be the subject of a body cam review.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's killing people.
That's where it's important.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think this is really dumb.
jordan holmes
No, there was just the story going around on Twitter today showing the, like, I believe she won a, like, $3 million judgment or something against the cops because they ripped her out of her car, grabbed her child, and then did a photo op with her, right?
And somebody was just juxtaposing that story with the immediate aftermath that the LA Times put out, or whoever it was, with that picture of them doing the photo op.
Like, hero cop!
Save everybody!
Immediately juxtaposed with, three years later, $3 million judgment against the cops being evil.
And that's, again, nobody's running that retraction.
Nobody's going, like, fuck all of these people.
It's the same basic, yeah, it's fucked up.
dan friesen
But we don't need body cams.
jordan holmes
No, we don't need body cams.
dan friesen
But.
jordan holmes
Be terrible.
dan friesen
In Canada, there's terrible news.
COVID restrictions have gotten out of control.
The Walmart wants sacred to all Canadians.
Like a Tim Hortons.
Right.
Now, you need a vaccine.
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
To enter.
jordan holmes
No!
alex jones
Here's another one.
Here's the proof.
Walmart.
Proof of vaccination required.
It's not a vaccine.
Effective November 1st, 2021, shoppers will need to provide proof of vaccination and government issue ID in order to enter any Walmart in Canada.
They don't say, oh, you can have a proof of test or proof that you already have immunity.
Your doctor says it'll hurt you.
No.
You have this damn ID to travel and shopper.
It's over.
Mark of the beast.
dan friesen
So that thing that Alex is reading isn't real.
That was a hoax Facebook post that was going around that claimed that you need proof of vaccination in order to shop at Walmarts in Canada.
It's totally fake.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, there's no way that Walmart would ever do that.
They would realize that their bread and butter is people showing up.
dan friesen
Totally not fake.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Totally.
Totally worth reporting.
AFP reached out to Walmart who said, quote, customers do not have to show proof of vaccination to shop at our stores.
We continue to work with governments across the country and are following required restriction.
a Twitter account posted that this meme that was going around was not real.
The standard of evidence for something that Alex is going to report on air is proof of the mark of the beast being upon us is just Yeah.
Something he saw in a random hoax Facebook post.
This is pathetic, the level of work he's doing.
Yeah.
unidentified
Just, I mean...
dan friesen
At least with the court of heaven, you can laugh real hard at the...
It's nonsensical.
Alex is just doing a fucking...
I got a chain email.
Let me report on it.
jordan holmes
I do like the image of my...
When I was growing up, that Walmart greeter.
My Walmart, just this nice little old woman, 5 '2", ish.
Just really shambling around with the carts.
Not really doing much.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I imagine her now having to stand at the gateway being like, can I have proof of vaccination before you enter?
And how long would she survive?
dan friesen
Not long.
That's where you're wrong.
jordan holmes
Because they would be gun time.
dan friesen
She would be killed.
jordan holmes
She would be killed.
dan friesen
And replaced with a Dalek with a gun.
jordan holmes
Oh, now that would work.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's how it would go down.
jordan holmes
That would do it.
That would do it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I mean, this was a hoax Facebook post that Alex thought was real, or at least was pretending was real in order for him to use it as fodder for his reporting.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he doesn't do much better with this next story.
alex jones
And look, the number.
That's the vaccinated.
It's the exact number of them.
It's them!
Like, you put boiling water on, you watch it heat up, bubbles at the bottom, starts bubbling, boom, goes to a boil.
I mean, that is exact tracking.
Like, you're in a...
World War II fighter plane.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
And you're flying up behind the Messerschmitt and your P-52 Mustang or whatever it is.
You're pulling the trigger on the sights of the front of the plane and you see the tracer bullets hit it and it blows up.
I mean, they give the shot, you get sick, you die.
You go to the hospital.
I mean, it's right there.
Let me continue.
Mongolia.
Total vaccination versus COVID deaths.
Vaccination's in red.
COVID deaths.
The exact graph.
They start the shots.
Same thing here.
Two weeks.
Two weeks later.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Dun, dun, dun.
I mean, look at that exact number.
This is from the UN, from John Hopkins, from them all.
dan friesen
Oh, it's so amazing.
So this is just something that Alex is reporting based on a graph he found on a random person's Twitter account.
unidentified
Ooh, that's good.
dan friesen
In the video, on the overhead camera that Alex is using, you can literally see that he just has a printout of this dude's tweet.
He has done no work past that.
It's just a Twitter account.
The guy's name is Yenon Weiss.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, I mean, I trust Yenon Weiss.
dan friesen
As for the graph itself, it's just statistical misrepresentation.
No one with any awareness of statistics would look at that shit twice, and yet it's enough for Alex to report his bombshell info on his show.
Like, I can't stress this enough.
His show is fucking pathetic.
Like, this is the kind of thing that he takes as like, oh, I gotta get this on air.
The people must know about this tweet.
Like, he might as well...
He'll just be doing a round-up show of stupid shit his friends found on social media and passed along to him that inspire rants.
That's what his show is.
jordan holmes
No, it's Best Week Ever.
unidentified
Yeah, but with more fear of the devil.
dan friesen
Yes.
Less Paul F. Tompkins.
jordan holmes
Less Paul F. Tompkins.
More racism.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so Alex is looking at this graph that he found on Twitter.
He's just blown away.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
And then just look at that number.
Perfect.
Perfect.
The more they take the shot, the sicker they get.
Look, and the damn numbers meet!
They meet exactly!
I mean, whoa!
dan friesen
So the reason the numbers meet is because the person who made this graph specifically designed the scale of the two lines so they would.
Each space on the scale of the total vaccinations line is representative of 500,000 vaccinations, whereas the equivalent space on the total COVID death scale represents...
Actually, it's not clear immediately if you look at it what each space represents.
So they're each labeled on the vaccination side, but the scale is so disordered on the death scale that it's really difficult to assess how the graph is set up just from a first glance.
In order to make the data set appear to match up, this dude had to make the scale exactly what he did, where five sections of the graph represent 600 deaths.
So five spaces is 600 deaths on one side, and then each space is 500,000 vaccinations on the other, in order to make the lines look like they have similar paths.
jordan holmes
Okay, so we're talking about 2.5 million vaccinations versus 3,000 deaths.
dan friesen
No, the numbers are different than that.
But in terms of making...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
dan friesen
So on the death side, each segment isn't labeled because it's a graph that's built on cherry picking.
And if the data were responsibly presented, it wouldn't be something Alex could marvel over like this.
It's just a trick.
It's very sad.
unidentified
And again, Twitter.
jordan holmes
It is a bit like...
I imagine if you took Alex to a hall of mirrors and just showed you your face, but through the wrong-shaped mirror, he'd be like, What happened to you?
Are you okay?
Your face is wavy now!
I don't know what's going on!
We need to call a doctor!
dan friesen
Again, we wrestle with whether or not object permanence is something he has grasped.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So this next clip, I legitimately think, is where...
Like, this has got to be parody.
It has to be.
Mic down for this, because I think it's going to blow your mind.
unidentified
All right.
alex jones
All right.
I don't normally drop the ball, but I dropped the ball because in the last two months since I was supposed to declare the winner of this, I've taken care of, I don't want to exaggerate, 30, 40 people myself that got this chemical bioweapon that is coming off of the vaccinated.
We've shown you all the numbers.
So I just got behind, but I finally looked at all 20 of the videos.
I'd seen a bunch of them and played a bunch of them, but I finally came up with a winner and two runners-up that are also going to get a prize, even though I had said that I wasn't going to do that.
That's for, what did I say, $10,000?
COVID-19 Murdering Logic contest winner announced.
dan friesen
So he's got a COVID denial video contest that he wasn't able to judge the winner of because too many people around him, including himself, got COVID.
unidentified
I'm good.
I'm good.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha.
dan friesen
Oh, God.
I feel like he shouldn't...
unidentified
That has to be a joke, right?
jordan holmes
If the next time he does any cause and effect, I'm going to hit him.
I'm going to hit him.
The next time he does...
You know how when you throw a ball, it then hits the thing?
I'm like, you don't understand that.
You don't understand how cause and effect work.
The end.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Unreal.
dan friesen
I understand.
The reality of people are sick, so I couldn't find a winner for this contest.
But wouldn't you want to present it as like, I got too busy?
Or something?
Not like, hey, everybody had COVID, so I couldn't get an award out for this COVID video.
jordan holmes
So I asked all of you to make the best video about how COVID is fake and is all a lie.
I wanted to judge that, however...
Everyone I know has COVID.
dan friesen
And me.
jordan holmes
And me.
So it was very difficult to judge the submissions about how COVID's not real while I was sick with COVID.
Now, why?
Not the reason you'd think.
dan friesen
This is something that would be in The Office if they made a show of The Office, but Alex's show, that would be one of the plots.
That's something that a writer would...
jordan holmes
How do we navigate this?
And that would be like a two or three week situation.
Like the writer's room would bandy about ideas.
Then you'd have somebody go write it.
They'd have to come back and everybody to edit it together again.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, brutal.
dan friesen
Alex's life is a farce.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
So you have some big news, though, about like things that are going to be happening around Infowars.
Like maybe they have some new developments.
alex jones
Now, I want to jam in all these calls and I do want to try to take more calls.
I'm really seriously considering.
Three nights a week doing a two-hour commercial-free internet-only show.
unidentified
Do it.
alex jones
So people can all call in and we can talk.
That's really what I enjoy the most.
unidentified
Really?
jordan holmes
The brakes aren't there.
Really?
alex jones
There's plenty of time.
jordan holmes
Really?
alex jones
I was totally energized by the tyranny.
I've prayed to God and I've just been energized.
And keep the prayers coming, folks.
I need more of what you're sending.
Wow.
Wow.
That's all I'm saying.
dan friesen
Going on year three of Alex considering doing a call-in show.
God, it just never ends.
So awesome.
jordan holmes
Talking to you, the viewer, is what I love the most.
dan friesen
Which is why...
jordan holmes
I'm gonna take some calls.
dan friesen
And there's 20 minutes left in my broadcast before I have to leave.
So I'm gonna take a bunch of calls.
Actually, I love it so much, I'm gonna start doing this show that I've been saying I'm gonna do for years and never do.
Huh.
jordan holmes
Weird.
dan friesen
So, he can't actually get the calls.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, just, you know, look.
Dessert is my favorite part of a meal, but sometimes I eat too much of the meal and I forget to leave room for dessert.
I understand.
dan friesen
I do too.
Yeah.
Like my dad would always say, ice cream fits through the cracks.
jordan holmes
Is that what your dad would say?
dan friesen
Yep.
Well done.
But look, he's got to cover this big news story that he forgot to go to.
Uh-oh, sorry.
I'll get to some calls after this story.
alex jones
Oh, shit.
And then I got an even bigger piece of news, but I said I'd go to your calls.
I'm going to have to introduce Paul Watson when he comes up today.
Tell Paul I'm going to introduce him.
I don't even need to introduce Paul.
I can hit this next segment.
I mean, this is so big that I, just saying at the end of the show or into my part of the show, it's like, they've introduced a bipartisan bill.
Democrats are pushing it for the national ID, COVID ID.
It's been introduced.
There it is.
HR 550, Immunization Infrastructure Modernization Act of 2021.
That's the 60-plus billion dollars that he wants.
Improved data sharing and other aspects of immunization information systems violates your medical rights, your medical privacy.
These are confidential population-based databases that maintain a record of vaccine administrations to be run by the government and big tech.
Already Apple announces they're going to be running your driver's license now and legalizing illegal aliens.
Okay, without further ado, because I've got to jam these calls in.
Let's go to Diana in Washington.
Welcome, Diana.
dan friesen
Wow.
Okay.
Well, that was it.
That's his coverage of this news.
jordan holmes
Got it.
Nailed it.
What else is there to say?
dan friesen
Not much.
jordan holmes
They introduced the bill.
They're evil.
dan friesen
I have one other thing.
jordan holmes
Let's get to your calls.
dan friesen
I have one other piece of information that I'd like to bring to the table.
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
This HR 550...
jordan holmes
What about it?
dan friesen
It was introduced in January.
jordan holmes
Okay.
January of what year?
dan friesen
This year.
jordan holmes
This year?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
How many months ago was that?
dan friesen
Eight.
jordan holmes
They've introduced it.
dan friesen
Tomorrow's news today.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I do like the gravitas with it.
They've introduced it.
unidentified
Yep.
alex jones
They've done it.
They've done it.
They did it.
jordan holmes
It's going.
It started in January several, nine, eight months ago, whenever it happened.
dan friesen
What a dork.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex tells this really fun story that's very not true about Bilderberg.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Every time we cover Bilderberg, we'd later hear from waitresses, people that were inside.
We'd brief them after the event was over.
They'd say...
At first, we thought you were bad, but then we saw how mean they were and how the evil things they were saying.
I decided to bring you these documents.
And we would hear them speak and say, once we collapse the system, they won't have money to protest us.
They would laugh at you.
And that's what I was told in England, Canada, and other areas.
Some other crew in other areas of Europe heard the same thing.
And they would come give us the info like, those men are so evil.
I did not know.
It's like in Germany.
I'm not doing a good German accent.
Here they are.
That's a German accent?
dan friesen
This never happened.
This is amazing.
unidentified
How are you going to retrofit that to be a German accent?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
This story never happened.
Alex would go yell into a bullhorn occasionally, and then he'd hang out with...
Complete nutbars like Daniel Estelin or anti-Semites like Big Jim Tucker and they would tell him a bunch of bullshit.
That's their coverage of Bilderberg.
jordan holmes
I kind of appreciate that strategy of being like, I'm going to do a weirdly racist Asian accent.
And then I'm just going to say that it was German.
dan friesen
I don't even know if that was an attempt at a racist Asian accent.
I don't know what it was.
jordan holmes
It seemed like it was just a part of his accent work is just accidentally becoming racist.
dan friesen
So we get to some calls.
There was that first call that he went to, Diana.
Not a very great call, but business picks up.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because the next caller, I got to tell you, this guy used to be into the devil.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah, hey, Alex.
alex jones
Yes, sir.
unidentified
Good to actually talk to you, man.
I've been trying to reach you for months.
Welcome.
I'm a truck driver, 53-year-old male.
And, man, I want to give you a vision.
roger stone
I was a Satanist for years since I was 13. And by the grace of God, the Holy Spirit, God hit me with a rock, man, and he woke me up to the truth.
unidentified
The Holy Spirit speaks to me a lot.
I feel it, man.
And I just want to say something.
Two topics real quick.
One is...
In the eyes of Satanists, okay?
In the eyes of Satanists, now a true Satanist, a person that protests is not something to fear.
It's a weakness.
I'm just letting you know.
That's the way they see it.
And we know that these people that are trying to destroy this world are Luciferian.
They're Satanists.
They are.
They're evil.
They're controlled by demonic spirits.
That's why a lot of them just kind of laugh when people protest.
Which is really a shame, because that's what we're supposed to be doing, right?
alex jones
Well, they're giving an arrogant, hard heart.
And so they rebel in wickedness.
dan friesen
I don't feel like this is the sort of stuff that Alex should necessarily be affirming and sort of enabling.
He doesn't know what the perspective this caller is coming from.
I'd say that if someone were to approach me and tell me that...
They were a Satanist since they were 13, and recently the Lord has been talking to them too much.
I probably wouldn't extend that conversation much further.
I'd probably be like...
Or I'd be incredibly...
If it were a private conversation, I might be polite.
But if it were on a radio show, I might...
jordan holmes
Excuse me, sir.
Let's talk a little bit more about this.
You're a...
Are you a long-haul trucker, and you're saying that God is speaking to you all the time?
Might not be God, buddy.
dan friesen
Might be exhaustion.
jordan holmes
Might be you need to talk to your boss about how they distribute miles and then figure out how to get a schedule that doesn't require you to go fucking trucker meth for three days!
dan friesen
Or you might have a C.W. McCall situation where someone's on the CB.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
Breaker breaker.
God's coming in calling you rubber duck.
jordan holmes
God, if you knew that there was another truck driver and you just kind of just...
Every now and again, you'd have to try and fuck with them, right?
dan friesen
I think that would be low.
jordan holmes
It'd be low.
dan friesen
It's a brotherhood.
jordan holmes
It'd be low.
dan friesen
It's a family of truckers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but there's always that trucker.
I'm sure the other truckers get together and they're like, ah, let's fuck with this guy.
dan friesen
Bust his gigantic vaccine swollen balls.
jordan holmes
Let's fuck with mutt balls.
dan friesen
Let's deal with it.
So Alex keeps talking to this guy and he has some ideas about communism.
unidentified
What we are seeing happen right now Like I said, this is through the eyes of somebody who was as famous for a long time.
What we're seeing happen right now...
Is that what we're seeing through the eyes of?
This isn't exactly just about communism.
See, here's the deal.
The great deception that the Bible talks about, okay?
The great deception is the largest human sacrifice in history.
And the reward for making that sacrifice is the communist control.
alex jones
That's right.
They're all in line to call the planet to be greatly rewarded by their god.
Great point.
I appreciate your call, Chuck.
Gotta move quick to get all these amazing callers.
dan friesen
So, I mean, like, look, whenever people are doing that Rogan thing of, like, Alex is actually right a lot, you're, like, trying to take that edgy stance or, like, these dumb fucks having Alex on their show and be like, he's actually right about everything.
I want them to understand that what they're actually owning is that.
That's what they're actually owning.
It's not...
Some kind of a fucking show where they talk about conspiracies.
It's this.
It's him reporting on fucking social media posts that he hasn't even looked into at all, and then rambling with some unhinged caller about the devil wanting to bring in communism by killing everybody.
It's nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the devil is really dropping the ball.
dan friesen
Totally.
Much like Alex with the COVID contest.
jordan holmes
Nicely done.
Nicely done.
Everything I've heard about this devil suggests that he just does not know what...
dan friesen
He's not a formidable adversary.
jordan holmes
He's kind of a Mr. Magoo, almost.
dan friesen
Just married to a coat rat.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean...
I haven't been able to stop thinking about Job for a while now, since our last episode.
Not like for a while, for a day or two.
You know, that kind of thing.
dan friesen
I thought you meant Job Bluth.
jordan holmes
I don't care for Job.
No.
That moment in the Bible where God is doing his whole thing and he's like, hey, fucking shut up.
I'm literally God.
You don't understand what I'm doing.
Why are you being a dick about this?
The point is, the universe is big.
Just be a humble asshole.
And for that to be so misunderstood that these people cannot process concepts that they don't understand.
Like, they don't have the humility to be like, maybe I just don't understand what's going on.
Why would you think that the devil, the literal devil, in a battle with God for eternity over man's soul is like, hmm.
Communism.
That's how we're going to do it.
dan friesen
Right.
And not only that, but whatever happens to be the modern...
Boogeyman.
Yeah, is exactly what the devil's endgame has always been.
unidentified
Always been.
jordan holmes
Always been.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And every five years, even though it's different, it's the same.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's that immediacy bias of, like, whatever you're most fascinated by now is the most fascinating thing.
And, I mean, I'm guilty of it, too.
I mean, I'm super into Survivor right now, and I definitely won't be in a few months.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
We can talk about Seltzer if you want.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
You know, at the time, Seltzer, most important thing ever.
I gotta tell you all about these Seltzers.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Alex is the same way with The Devil's Plans.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
It just, like...
When you stop and you think about how many things in your lifetime you have been told, hysterically, are the mark of the beast.
Like, can you...
dan friesen
UPC symbols?
jordan holmes
Like, seriously!
dan friesen
Barcodes?
jordan holmes
So fucking many!
dan friesen
Tattoos?
jordan holmes
Non-stop.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Non-stop since I was a boy, and it's never been the Mark of the Beast, and everything that is similar to the Mark of the Beast, they just get a phone for.
And they're like, ah, this is completely different.
dan friesen
Yeah, but hey, look, what are you gonna do?
I need to use a phone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you need to use a phone.
I mean, it's the Mark of the Beast.
You gotta have it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Alex gets another caller, and this guy is anti-vax.
He does not like vaccines, but he's very competent IT.
Professional.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's good.
dan friesen
And he would like to have a job someplace, but they all want him to get a vaccine.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, he should just get a vaccine then.
dan friesen
But instead, what he wants to do is start like a LinkedIn for people who don't want to take vaccines.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
We got to network together in some way.
We got an infrastructure.
We got a database of potential employers and employees that are not going to take part in this new age technology.
alex jones
Exactly.
We need somebody to create a very simple bulletin board for people to post resumes to be hired by companies that aren't part of this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Because I'm a hard-working father of three, went on the way, got a beautiful wife as my angel, and I worked so hard to put all this information in my head.
alex jones
Well, listen, there's something else you can do, too.
You can go to a doctor, and you can tell them I've already got immunity to it or whatever, and then say to the company, hey, I already have immunity.
And I know you're saying, well, they're ignorant they don't know.
Well, say, listen, you're not supposed to take a vaccine.
That's what Tucker Carlson's saying.
It's what I'm saying.
It's what the John Hopkins doctor we played said.
You're not supposed to take something if you have an immunity that can really hurt you.
And so just keep searching, brother.
But what was your other point?
dan friesen
Alex is saying that he should go defraud a doctor and just say, I've already had it.
I have immunity.
jordan holmes
I'm immune.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
I'm immune.
dan friesen
Okay, cool.
I hear you saying, like, okay, yeah, that's what they should do.
Have these places you don't want to get vaccines.
Have this bulletin board for businesses.
But I would say that the only way that that's acceptable is if also all of these businesses have to be very public about our employees are not vaccinated.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
dan friesen
Shop at your own discretion.
jordan holmes
I wrote down I'm fine with that, not because I think it's a good idea or that it's functional.
dan friesen
It's hyper-dangerous.
jordan holmes
It is at least in keeping with their free market ideas.
The reason that I say I'm fine with that is because I can find no hypocrisy in just being like, hey, we believe the free market should take care of it.
Now, obviously, when it fails miserably, they'll say it's not the free market and they should be able to kill all of us in order to make it work the way they want it to.
But in this situation...
Theoretically, it is the free market.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know if that means anything, but yeah.
jordan holmes
It doesn't mean anything.
It means nothing.
dan friesen
So anyway, this caller, he wants a job.
And you know what?
Alex might give him one.
alex jones
It's going to happen.
You may have to move to work for Alfie Oaks or something in Florida.
I know he'd probably hire you, but I hear you, brother.
Send in your resume to us.
I don't have a lot of extra money.
We are trying to hire IT people.
In about a week, I'm going to put an ad out on air.
We got a lot of great people last time.
If you want to be part of InfoWars, we need two more IT people.
We're doing a lot of stuff.
dan friesen
Need someone to fix my pool.
alex jones
We need your help.
That's all the budget we've got.
Speaking of that...
jordan holmes
Can you deliver pool tiles?
alex jones
Products, folks.
We have InfoWarsStore.com.
We have Winter Sun back in stock.
The highest quality vitamin D3.
We have...
dan friesen
Nailed it.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Hey, maybe we'll give you a job.
We're going to hire some more people, but also we got InfoWars to work.
Smoothly weaves it into a plug to end the show.
jordan holmes
Somehow the I might give this guy money turns into you should give me money.
dan friesen
Because then I'll have that money to give this guy.
jordan holmes
I won't give this guy anybody.
dan friesen
I still need to fix that fucking pool.
jordan holmes
Honestly, I really hope he gets vaccinated to work here.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, based on the stuff that Alex has been saying lately about how many people around him have been.
I've been passing this around.
I don't know if it's a good idea to work at Infowars.
I guess even in ideal circumstances, it's not a good idea to work there.
But now even more so.
jordan holmes
It is funny how many people have noticed conservative radio hosts.
COVID.
All.
So much COVID.
So much COVID.
TV.
Conservative hosts.
No COVID.
No COVID.
No COVID anywhere.
How could that possibly be?
What sort of thing could define the difference between TV hosts and conservative radio hosts?
dan friesen
I think that there's two things that are at work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
One is obviously what you're implying, but then the second thing is also, like, I think that the TV people have much more vested interest in image, and, like, there could be people who have gotten sick and we just don't even know it.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
dan friesen
You know, like, there could be, but yes, it does seem like a lot of the people who are dying are radio hosts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That does seem to happen.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, obviously, there's a far...
Bigger budget and more people who are running interference of like, hey, it's bad for us.
Don't say this.
dan friesen
Also, the barrier to entry is a lot lower for radio hosts.
And so many of them probably aren't that good at their job.
jordan holmes
No, sure.
I mean, look, if you were an 80s comic, eventually you became a 2000s radio host.
That's how it worked.
dan friesen
There's something to that.
So, Jordan, we come to the end of this, and basically all I got is Alex is just basically...
What's that after show for the zombies?
jordan holmes
The Talking Dead?
dan friesen
Yeah, he's the Talking Dead for dumb shit your parents found on social media.
That's what his fucking show is.
jordan holmes
He's Tosh 2.0!
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what it is.
dan friesen
He's ridiculousness, but for...
Fake social media posts.
jordan holmes
It's pretty sad.
dan friesen
And I never want to lose this image in my head because it's so perfect.
Alex being unable to judge the COVID video contest because everyone has COVID.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
Unreal.
I can't believe it.
It should be against some sort of decency law or just plot hole law.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like just literary law should apply in real life.
This is too far.
dan friesen
When it comes out of Alex's mouth on air, he should be like...
Oh, wait.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
dan friesen
That's fucking ironic.
unidentified
Exactly!
jordan holmes
There should be that moment of, like, dawning irony that would just change the world.
dan friesen
Am I wrong?
jordan holmes
Are we the baddies?
dan friesen
But anyway, we'll be back, Jordan.
Until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's KnowledgeFight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at KnowledgeFight, and I go to bed, Jordan.
alex jones
Yep, we'll be back.
dan friesen
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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