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Aug. 23, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
01:51:11
#589: August 18-20, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how things are going at InfoWars HQ. In this installment, the gents discuss Owen Shroyer's recent legal trouble and the couple days proceeding. Citations

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
18:11
d
dan friesen
50:00
j
jordan holmes
27:15
Appearances
m
mike lindell
02:08
o
owen shroyer
04:24
Clips
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matt baker
00:11
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, cower in fear as planes fly overhead for the air and water show.
alex jones
There we go.
jordan holmes
God, I hate that.
dan friesen
And talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's so beautiful.
unidentified
Every year.
dan friesen
Every year, man.
There's just, like, loud planes.
jordan holmes
And it takes me by surprise.
I've never...
unidentified
I've never used to...
jordan holmes
I never remember.
dan friesen
Nope.
It happens, and then I'm like, this is annoying.
And then a year passes, and it happens again.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, and I always look around and see people without...
Uh, houses, and then I see the billion, billion dollars flying overhead, and I think, thanks, Chicago, you bunch of morons.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's loud.
jordan holmes
It's really loud.
dan friesen
It has that going for it.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's true.
And it inspires a sense of jingoistic awe, which I think is what we really, uh, all appreciate, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think sometimes I will be, uh, like, look out over the lake, and I'll be like, wow, a plane can do that!
jordan holmes
Yeah!
I remember I saw one float like 20 years ago and I was like, how did that happen?
And it was a trillion dollars.
dan friesen
Then I go about my day.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Yeah, what's going on?
jordan holmes
Not too much, Dan.
I have a quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is I wrote a joke.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
I wrote a joke.
jordan holmes
You wrote a joke?
That's your first joke in, like, five years!
dan friesen
Well, actually, I don't know if I wrote this joke.
I mean, I came up with a joke.
And I didn't look it up.
I don't know if someone's tweeted this before.
It could be derivative, but it made me laugh.
jordan holmes
Are people gonna send us mevening urban dictionary shit again?
God damn it.
dan friesen
It's possible.
And if so, I'll just have to live with it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But, you know, sometimes I think a lot of people like to know, like...
How did this happen?
Get inside the creative mind.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And so I'll say that this joke came to me when I was doing laundry.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So that's sort of the setting.
jordan holmes
This is the background.
Okay.
dan friesen
Here's the joke.
Dryer sheets.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Dryer than what?
And then I just repeat that.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
Yeah, I just repeat that a bit.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
Dryer sheets.
I want the driest sheets.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
I have to admit, that would be, that reminds me so much of like a fantastic Mike Wiley joke where he's telling the joke and no one laughs and there's just me in the background just going like, this might be brilliant!
It might be the greatest thing I've ever heard!
Just losing my shit as the entire audience turns around and like, why are you doing this?
dan friesen
Briar sheets!
jordan holmes
See?
You repeat it three times, I'm done.
dan friesen
It's good.
I'm sure that's a joke that someone has made before, but I tickled myself quite a bit with that.
jordan holmes
It's great.
dan friesen
What about you?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, Dan, is I was walking over here.
As I normally do.
And I stumbled back upon that great Jesse Ware album, and I'm dancing to Spotlight while I walk down the street, singing along very loud, and I've realized it's time for me to get back into disco.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Like, just for a while, I'm just gonna listen to a lot of disco.
dan friesen
Listen to some of that good Italo disco, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think so.
I think there's a place...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, when I was growing up, I was part of that...
My town was 20 years behind, so they had just figured out that rock and disco were fighting in the 90s.
It took me 10 years until I watched a documentary and I was like, oh yeah, it's entirely about race.
Rock and disco.
The hatred that rock people had for disco was just, well...
dan friesen
Yeah, I think there was a lot of that.
I think that did underlie a lot of it.
jordan holmes
It was wild to think!
dan friesen
I think some of the acts were kind of corny, too, though.
Oh, that's definitely true.
Some of the disco acts were a little bit...
No.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to defend all of disco.
dan friesen
People like the Bee Gees maybe lacked a little edge.
jordan holmes
There was that!
There was that.
dan friesen
But at the same time, that would be...
To pretend that was all of it would be a disservice to some of those social things that were going on.
jordan holmes
But it was great.
dan friesen
Great.
Get into that disco.
jordan holmes
I'm going to do it.
dan friesen
Get down with your bad self.
jordan holmes
I think it's my plan.
dan friesen
Get to Strutton.
jordan holmes
Get on down.
Get on down with your bad self.
dan friesen
Like Mr. Scruff.
Today, we are going to talk about a bit of time from last week on Alex's show.
We're going to be talking about...
jordan holmes
Did anything happen last week?
unidentified
Nah.
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
We're going to be talking about the 18th to the 20th of 2021 Blackjack.
jordan holmes
That was too fast.
dan friesen
And look, I mean, I can't not address the elephant in the room.
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
Owen Troyer got charged regarding the January 6th protests.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
Of course he did.
dan friesen
And I think that people have given a lot of, hey.
What do you guys think about this?
Type messages.
And I've surveyed some of the landscape of some of the commentary that's going around on social media, and I'm disappointed.
And, you know, I think what I wanted to do was I wanted to start on Wednesday and go through Friday.
Wednesday through Friday, and then get us to Owen Troyer's charge.
jordan holmes
Ooh, this might be our first How Not to Cover Owen Troyer episode.
unidentified
Yeah, it could be.
dan friesen
But I realized...
I think there's too much anticipation of Owen Schroer discussion.
So what I'm going to do is we're going to start with actually Owen Schroer's War Room show from Friday.
And then we're going to go back in time to Wednesday and experience Alex Jones' path through the end of last week.
jordan holmes
Okay, then in that case, I demand you do one thing.
At a certain point...
Pause during the middle of one of those Owen Troyer clips and then say, I bet you're all wondering how we got here.
And then go all the way back.
Yeah, exactly.
It has to happen like that.
dan friesen
How about I Elkabong you?
And then you wake up.
jordan holmes
Until I believe it.
dan friesen
No, you pass out from being Elkabong.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then you wake up and we're talking about Wednesday.
jordan holmes
What the fuck's going on?
What is happening here?
dan friesen
So we'll get down to this.
But first, Jordan, let's take a little moment to say thank you to some folks who are wonking.
jordan holmes
I think that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Sinjin, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Sinjin!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Desiree, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Desiree!
dan friesen
Next, Heartful of Spiders, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Heartful of Spiders.
dan friesen
Next, Rapture Princess vs.
Obama Decepticon.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And GP in Van City.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
And also, big shout-out to Brian in honor of Selene and the cult thereof.
Brian made a donation to the Seal Conservatory.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's fantastic!
dan friesen
And that, you know, helping out some seals in need.
jordan holmes
I love this, and it's amazing to me that somehow, once again, we have done something that we can fall behind on with shoutouts, too.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
jordan holmes
There have been so many people who have done so many good things, and it's like, if we just did one episode where we did all this stuff, it'd be 45 minutes long.
dan friesen
It's a testament to how generous Nice and charitable and wonderful people who listen to this show are.
jordan holmes
Incredible.
dan friesen
And it's a real humbling thing to have animals that were backed up on shouting out.
jordan holmes
It's amazing.
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
I was thinking about this.
Other people have like, oh, Joe Rogan fans will gang up on you on the internet and they're all like, and our fans will be like, I'm going to adopt an animal in a different country.
And it's like, yeah, I think we're doing good.
dan friesen
I'm going to sponsor a tree.
jordan holmes
I think we're doing good!
dan friesen
So, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I know that we've already ruined the news.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That Owen Troyer got charged for the January 6th.
jordan holmes
Poor guy.
dan friesen
And as this episode of our podcast is coming out, Owen theoretically has to have reported for turning himself in.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's good stuff.
dan friesen
We learn on this episode that he has until Monday morning.
To show up at the Austin police.
jordan holmes
If he does not demand a trial by jury for this, I will be furious.
dan friesen
Or combat.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
dan friesen
I'll fight anybody.
jordan holmes
I need something.
dan friesen
So here is an out-of-context drop from Alex's show before we get into Owen's business.
unidentified
Send in the clown.
alex jones
All right, Jose in Florida, thanks for holding.
dan friesen
I just think that's unfortunate.
unidentified
It's not a nice way to present your callers.
jordan holmes
Hey!
Jose!
Clown face!
Let's go!
What do you got to say?
unidentified
Send in the callers.
dan friesen
So, it's very uncommon for us to cover an Owen Troyer episode.
And part of the reason...
The only reason we are is because he got charged.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And I wanted to see how the actual episode itself was.
Because, you know, there's the clip that's going around on the social media, the little clip of him saying that he's going to declare his innocence.
jordan holmes
I didn't see it.
I tried to avoid as much as I could.
Of course, I was still given more information than necessary.
dan friesen
We will listen to that clip, but I wanted to see what else was going on on the show.
How's his...
State of mind.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And here is where we get started.
jordan holmes
The Capitol has fallen.
dan friesen
Not quite.
jordan holmes
Not quite, okay.
owen shroyer
I'm your host, Owen Schroyer, with you for the next three hours.
We have guests joining us today.
Joe Biggs, attorney.
Joe Biggs, a political prisoner being tortured in jail right now.
Because of the big lie of January 6th, his attorney Dan Hall is going to be joining me coming up in the next segment.
dan friesen
So this is before he makes the announcement that there's a warrant out for his arrest.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And I think it's really interesting that he's having Joe Biggs as a lawyer, another guy who worked at InfoWars who got arrested because of his...
And they certainly did different things during the 6th.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
Joe Biggs actually was inside the Capitol and was with the Proud Boys and what have you.
I mean, if Pizzagate hadn't happened, he might still be working at Infowars, and he wouldn't have had to join up with the Proud Boys, and he wouldn't have been inside the cap.
This is Alex's fault.
jordan holmes
This is Alex's fault entirely.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
It all goes back to Pizzagate.
jordan holmes
It really does.
I think so much all goes back to Pizzagate, honestly.
dan friesen
I was listening to this, and I was thinking, like, this guy might be your lawyer soon.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would imagine so.
Also, good choice not having Barnes on your show.
dan friesen
Yeah, Barnes might have made that choice for him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
So here is the clip of Owen discussing how there's a warrant out for him.
owen shroyer
Alright, so here's the deal, ladies and gentlemen.
A couple hours ago, I was informed by my attorney...
jordan holmes
Who will be on the show shortly.
owen shroyer
...that there is a warrant out for my arrest with allegations involving...
January 6th.
And I will have to turn myself in Monday morning.
There's a lot of questions.
Some I have answers to.
Some I don't.
jordan holmes
Yes, I was there.
Yes, it's a crime.
owen shroyer
I'm not going to be getting into more of this today on the air.
And I plan on declaring innocence of these charges because I am.
And so there's some other stuff going on too.
But that's the deal.
And so I'm not going to comment any further on this.
I'm not going to take any questions on this today.
But again, I was informed by my lawyer that there's a warrant out for my arrest right now and that I have to turn myself in.
Bye.
Monday morning.
unidentified
So, that's just that.
owen shroyer
Probably shouldn't even be on air right now, but we're going to go ahead and do a broadcast anyway.
dan friesen
I agree you shouldn't be on air.
Your lawyer probably agrees, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be wise.
That would be wise to not be on air.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think he's been studying at the Alex Pausing Academy.
Yeah.
The not talking for stretches.
jordan holmes
Yeah, talk about a big dramatic over, yeah.
dan friesen
So there's one essential piece to understanding why Owen Schroer got charged for his actions as it relates to January 6th, thus joining Rambo Joe Biggs and the group of Infowars personalities caught up in this fallout.
That piece is that he almost certainly wouldn't be getting charged if he wasn't already under a deferred prosecution agreement at the time of his actions on the sit.
This is something that is absent from almost every...
Little bit of discussion that I've seen about this, and it's so critical.
jordan holmes
So it's essentially he violated his parole.
dan friesen
Yes.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Back in December 2019, Owen got up and shouted a bunch of bullshit, attempting to disrupt a session of the House Judiciary Committee who were discussing Trump's impeachment.
Owen was arrested and he made a plea deal where his prosecution would be deferred and ultimately dropped on the condition that he, quote, not break any laws and perform 32 hours of verified community service.
Owen apparently never did that community service, and according to his charging documents from this charge, this current one, on February 5th, 2021, Owen's lawyer provided documentation that Owen had completed 30 hours between January 19th, 2021, and February 4th, 2021, which means that on January 6th, 2021, Owen had not satisfied any of the conditions of his plea deal, and thus he was still under a deferred prosecution.
Part of his plea deal included him agreeing to, quote, He also, quote, or disturb the orderly conduct of any session of the Congress or either house thereof.
Unfortunately, he was doing those things on January 6th, which means that he violated the terms of his plea deal, which he had agreed to.
His actions on their own might be the sort of thing that wouldn't result in a charge, because he wasn't involved in the actual storming of the Capitol as far as I can tell, but because he was essentially on probation that had specifically to do with him not being allowed to protest and disrupt government.
He essentially fucked himself over.
He had over a year during which he could have done his community service, or he could have realized that he was barred from protesting at the Capitol, but he's too stupid, or the allure of being part of the events of the 6th was just too enticing, and so now here we are.
That's what's going on.
jordan holmes
Your Honor, I declare innocence, though I do understand the charges now.
I did not read the plea deal, nor did I know that that was part of it.
So, I am innocent.
dan friesen
I would like to stipulate that my lawyer is Robert Barnes.
Not guilty.
jordan holmes
I don't think he even had...
Barnes probably wouldn't even give him the details.
He'd just be like, sign here, you're not going to go to jail.
Do some community service.
dan friesen
I've been pretty consistent in my position that from the available information that I have, I don't know if what Alex was doing on that day constitutes criminal behavior.
It really does seem like he was trying to exacerbate the situation and intensify people's feelings until things got out of hand, and then he tried to get people to stop from going into the Capitol.
His intentions and actions were destructive, and he spiritually bears some responsibility for the events that transpired, but it's hard for me to bridge the gap between that and him having legal culpability.
Yeah.
unidentified
Owen, on the other hand, did this to himself.
dan friesen
I still think that this prosecution, if it goes forward, probably does more harm than good.
Whatever punishment Owen's facing is probably minuscule compared to the potential this has to fuel Infowars'oppression and victimhood narratives.
We'll see what happens, but as far as I can tell, in this case, the government was straight up trying to give Owen a get-out-of-jail free pass for the 2019 disruption case, and he didn't care enough to complete his end of the bargain, which was just him doing a little bit of community service.
jordan holmes
32 hours.
dan friesen
And that's on him.
That's his fault.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he had a year.
They are so incapable of doing something for not money that he couldn't even do it to avoid jail time.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, that's how...
dan friesen
And it wouldn't result in jail time unless he violated the specific deferred prosecution, and he did.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Your Honor, in my defense, if we had won, you wouldn't be charging me.
dan friesen
But even so, even with this, like, violation of the...
I still can't see him having any kind of punishment coming his way that would get him to roll over on Alex.
And what is there for him to roll over on?
Nothing.
Especially as it relates to the Sixth.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's just an asshole.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
I see...
I see a bit of this on social media.
And I think that it's always kind of unwise to really care too much about what random people are tweeting.
But I do see some fairly larger accounts and people who some people listen to trying to use this charge on Owen as proof that Alex might be getting charged in the future.
And I think that's probably a sign that someone's selling you a bill of goods and they might be grifting.
jordan holmes
Quick, where's Sean King at?
dan friesen
I think that anybody ignoring the aspect of the story that is the only reason Owen got charged is because of the deferred prosecution.
They're missing the entire forest for the trees.
Because they're trying to say that Owen and Alex did the same things.
They were at the same places.
Owen got charged.
That means Alex can get charged.
Alex wasn't under deferred prosecution.
Alex didn't go and disrupt the House Judiciary Committee.
Owen did.
And so...
jordan holmes
Owen's too stupid and too young.
That's what it is.
And I guess Alex, whenever he was pulling these stunts, has always been smart enough to go right up to the edge of the line.
Like, right up to the edge.
So close to being prosecuted.
Like, so fucking close.
dan friesen
He has decades of practice.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's just really good at it.
And Owen's an idiot who thinks...
Owen seems like he's a believer, too, which is why he would go a little bit further than Alex.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
I don't know if I would chalk it up to being a believer.
I think it's more he has something to prove that Alex doesn't.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's true.
dan friesen
He doesn't have a name outside of Infowars.
Like, if there was a headline, Owen Schroyer charged, no one cares.
jordan holmes
No one cares.
dan friesen
Infowars reporter Owen Schroyer charged, now people are like, huh, that guy works for Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He doesn't have an actual identity outside of that that means anything.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so he does have to go a little bit further.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, you know, try and disrupt the proceedings.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he has to impress his daddy, Alex, and Alex doesn't have to do that because he just hired his dad.
So it's a little bit of a, you know, he's got to be like, hey, did I do a good job, Alex?
Did I do a good job?
dan friesen
So I don't think that this is necessarily going to be the biggest thing in the world.
I think it'll be interesting to see how it plays out.
Owen may be gone for a little while.
jordan holmes
Owen, you're gonna have to do 38 hours of community service.
dan friesen
We might have to see the InfoWars depth chart get adjusted a little bit.
jordan holmes
If Harrison starts doing too...
dan friesen
Tom Papert might be getting called up from the bullpen.
jordan holmes
Brutal.
dan friesen
But I was still curious, like, how's Owen's state of mind?
Here's where he's at.
jordan holmes
Okay.
owen shroyer
And let me just tell you this.
In fact, I mean, I'll go to these clips now.
unidentified
Folks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
owen shroyer
Folks, devil-worshipping cults run the planet.
unidentified
Okay.
owen shroyer
It's time to just get real about this.
jordan holmes
Gotta get real about it.
owen shroyer
The people that run Hollywood are Satanists.
People that run our government are Satanists.
A lot of mainstream media people are Satanists.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
Sure.
owen shroyer
So that's why you look around at all this and none of it makes sense.
And there's all the inversion and there's all the lying and there's all the backstabbing and there's all the degeneracy.
And you just say, well, none of this makes sense.
No, it all makes sense once you realize that Satanists are running the thing.
It makes perfect sense.
jordan holmes
It does.
dan friesen
I get it now.
jordan holmes
Satanists are running things.
So, of course, he violated the terms of his deferred prosecution and was caught doing it.
And he did it on camera, too, which was very smart.
dan friesen
And there was promotional materials that advertised he was going to be doing it.
It was very exciting.
jordan holmes
I mean, it seems like the cops could have just been waiting there at the 6th and been like, hey, you're here.
owen shroyer
Goodbye.
jordan holmes
We're going to take you into custody now.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know if that would have de-escalated the situation, so it's probably good they didn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, probably.
dan friesen
And also, I probably bet they don't care who Owen Troyer is, and the reason that it's happening now in August is probably because it is a very low priority.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they went through so many names before they finally got to Owen, and I bet somebody saw it and was like...
Ugh, goddamn.
dan friesen
I bet maybe somebody who was, like, on the case of his, like, deferred prosecution or whatever was, like, looking at pictures of the signal, like, oh, but goddamn, that's not fair!
He's not supposed to be there!
It's probably, like, a series of coincidences that lead to this are probably a long line and also all Owen's fault.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes, this is 100% his fault.
dan friesen
But...
The world is run by devils.
jordan holmes
And it doesn't even have anything to do with Trump whatsoever.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
No, it's like he had a restraining order against a fucking Myers, and then he went into the Myers and was like, Hey, I think it's a great idea to take this place over!
And then here we are.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
dan friesen
So Owen gets some bad news about his bookings during the middle of the show.
owen shroyer
All right, we're back here on the InfoWars War Room.
We had Joe Biggs' lawyer joining us.
He can no longer join us.
So, we will no longer be conducting that interview.
Alright.
dan friesen
I wonder why.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, he said what?
And he wants me to talk about what?
Okay, no.
dan friesen
My lawyer has told me it would be a bad idea to talk to Joe Biggs' lawyer on air right now.
jordan holmes
Joe Biggs' lawyer's lawyer has advised him it's a bad idea to talk to Owen on air right now.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a little bit of a sticky situation.
Let's just avoid that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Owen complains a little bit more about Satan and Satan worshippers and what have you.
And there's two things to keep an eye on.
Whenever...
People like Owen, and in that world, whenever they use the terms degeneracy, what they're doing is they're trying to attack LGBTQ plus folk without using specific terms.
There's plausible deniability to them.
Like, no, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about societal degeneration.
But that's what they mean.
jordan holmes
People are having sex outside of marriage, and it's like, no, you're basically saying that sodomy is wrong.
That's what you're trying to say.
dan friesen
There's a heavy overlap of that, and they're trying to say those things without saying them.
And so there's a piece of that, and then the other piece is that this is where I realize that Owen Troyer believes in Illuminati bloodlines.
jordan holmes
There we go.
owen shroyer
That's why all of this stuff is robbing you of your humanity.
The mask, the forced vaccine, the degeneracy.
The porn.
unidentified
Sure.
owen shroyer
The drug abuse.
dan friesen
Why not?
owen shroyer
All of it.
It's all Satanism.
Satanic cults of the world elite.
unidentified
Okay.
owen shroyer
Bloodlines of the Illuminati.
unidentified
Sure.
owen shroyer
Controlling the planet.
jordan holmes
Okay.
owen shroyer
Bringing in their one world satanic government system.
That's really it.
dan friesen
That's it.
jordan holmes
That's it!
dan friesen
This is underwhelming.
jordan holmes
That is...
There should be more to it than that.
I would even say that, I mean, if the explanation for why Owen is getting charged is Satanists run everything, alright, how does this further Satan's plan?
dan friesen
Oh, I mean...
Owen is the right-hand man of the only person who can take down Satan.
jordan holmes
I mean, if I was Satan, I would look at Owen and be like, beneath me.
dan friesen
I wish, like, I was listening to this, and like, every time Owen has these pauses, they don't feel the same as Alex's pauses.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Alex's pauses are either, like, very seriously dramatic.
Intention.
Or someone's talking in his ear and he's pausing because he can't talk.
This, it almost feels like at any minute Owen might be like, guys, I'm full of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
dan friesen
The facade might fall at any moment.
It's just like, I can't do this anymore.
I'm going to prison.
jordan holmes
Does War Room have a gimmick?
Is there a gimmick that separates Alex's show from War Room?
Or is it just like basically saying the same thing?
Yeah.
dan friesen
Every episode of The War Room ends with gladiatorial combat.
jordan holmes
See, now that sounds great.
I would watch that show.
dan friesen
One Infowars employee is sacrificed at the end of every episode of The War Room.
jordan holmes
It's like Doug Loves Movies, you know?
They start with some chatting and then they fight to the death.
dan friesen
The winner comes back for the next gladiatorial combat.
jordan holmes
Oh, see, now that's great.
dan friesen
And it just goes on and on.
Current champion, actually, Ken Jennings!
jordan holmes
73 straight wins.
dan friesen
No, there is no gimmick to The War Room.
It's basically the same thing as Alex's show, but hosted by Owen, and maybe skews slightly younger in terms of some of the reactionary guests that they have.
jordan holmes
That's terrible.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Owen talks to...
This woman from Australia about how bad COVID lockdowns are there.
And it's, I don't care.
It's a long interview.
It's very boring.
But it does lead to some calls afterwards.
And Owen and this caller, they seem to have a very interesting perspective.
unidentified
That lady that you just had from Australia, I think I would rather be under Taliban rule.
owen shroyer
No, I mean, like, it's not a joke.
I mean, I don't say this ironically.
Like, hey, you know, Taliban is obviously not good.
I wouldn't want to live under the Taliban.
But, hey, they're not making them wear masks.
They're not making them take experimental vaccines, you know?
So, you know, we got our own globalist Taliban we're dealing with here.
dan friesen
Isn't one of their big complaints about Islam the idea of, like, people having to wear hijabs?
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Isn't that, like, don't they call, like, The COVID masks face burkas?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one is pretty egregious.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That one's pretty...
Hey, listen.
They're not making people wear masks.
unidentified
They're making them wear full body suits, dum-dum.
dan friesen
Even within...
I mean, I don't have the same relationship with Islam that, let's say, Infowars does.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But even within their own...
Reality.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So Owen believes that the January 6th was the globalist Reichstag event.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But he can't really talk about it because he can't.
And he wishes he could, but he can't.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
He's going to get arrested.
unidentified
Right.
owen shroyer
Whatever term we put on the group of criminals that are running this country when it's all said and done in the history books.
Just like the Nazis Reichstag event, January 6th will be known as whatever it is, Democrats, globalists, that will be their false flag Reichstag event.
And it's sad that I have to sit here, a firm believer in free speech, a firm practitioner of free speech, and I'm afraid, I'm afraid to speak my mind today.
jordan holmes
Okay.
owen shroyer
Because we no longer live in a free country.
dan friesen
What a mope.
jordan holmes
What a fucking...
You know what?
Here's the thing.
One, there's the propaganda, of course, of being like, if we take responsibility for the sixth, we're fucking fucked.
So we have to say that it's a false flag.
But just saying that makes you realize that everyone Owen knows is fucking stupid.
And so is he.
Like, just really, really dumb.
Like, you have to know that you are so stupid if you're really going to say that you went to the 6th and saw all of your friends there and burned a Black Lives Matter flag the night fucking before.
dan friesen
Chanting and screaming in the streets.
jordan holmes
And then try and sell me on it being a fucking false flag.
Go fuck yourself.
Insane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Insane.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, I think that, like, I try to put myself in Owen's position, and I understand that there's a lot of steps that would have to lead up to me being in that position, but I imagine if, like, Quantum leaped into his body, let's say, and I got news of this charge, I would feel so disgusting if I didn't present it honestly to people that, like, look, I had a deferred prosecution, I wasn't supposed to be in the Capitol, period.
This is a bureaucratic thing.
My actions on the 6th actually have nothing to do...
What I did or didn't do have nothing to do with this charge itself.
I just was...
I agreed to not do the thing that I did.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
And I probably could have been there on the 6th and gotten away with it.
There'd be no charges, but...
I'm too much of a selfish prick to have done my community service in a timely manner, and so I was still under this agreement.
And look, I understand why you would want to take this as some kind of a thing where there's devils around or whatever, but look, this is on me.
This one's my fault.
Now, we could talk about how...
Is it right for me to have gotten arrested for disrupting the House Judiciary Committee?
unidentified
Sure!
dan friesen
We can talk about that, but this time I agreed to the terms of this thing and I violated that.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
That is my fault.
jordan holmes
I mean, if you care about contract law intergalactically so much, I think you have to care about contract law here as well.
And if you have agreed to the stipulations and break them, you don't get a say.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's your belief system!
dan friesen
That's a mess.
So, Owen takes another call, and this guy, he wants to bring back an old villain.
unidentified
We all know who's pulling the strings now after who was meeting with Trudeau.
That'd be the evil one, Hillary Clinton.
jordan holmes
Hey!
Hello!
owen shroyer
What, did she just meet with Trudeau?
unidentified
Yeah.
owen shroyer
I didn't see that.
jordan holmes
I was too busy.
mike lindell
How was she even walking?
owen shroyer
Hillary Clinton.
My God.
unidentified
But yeah, it's all.
I mean, look at this brain-dead zombie that we have in there.
You think he knows what the hell is going on?
Absolutely not.
I mean, he can't even stand up.
owen shroyer
No, he's literally...
He can't even run a controlled press conference.
He literally reads off the script, says the name of the reporter, the exact question they're supposed to ask when they go off script.
He's like, hey, what are you doing?
That's not the question I have.
unidentified
I mean, it's pathetic.
I mean, all this is pathetic, and people still, even if you voted for them, how could, can't you see this crap, you know?
Like, how does that make you feel?
I want to know how a Democrat or a liberal feels right now.
owen shroyer
I'm convinced that they are just fully demonically possessed at this point, and anything that causes you pain, they enjoy.
They don't even care if it causes pain to themselves.
As long as it's causing you pain, they like it.
dan friesen
So this is their version of the doing anything to own the libs, sort of trying to reverse that around.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
They do realize that we're incredibly furious, right?
Remember how student loans and, oh boy, any number of different things were involved in getting Biden elected.
Yet here we are!
So no, we are not happy about shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just...
It's so weird to me to have like, hey, look in the mirror, Dems.
You love Trump.
He talked about having a big dick on stage.
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
Hey, if you are mad that he can't run a press conference, I'm mad that you can't do 32 hours of community service.
dan friesen
That's another issue.
jordan holmes
You can bang that out in a fucking week.
dan friesen
Should.
Should be able to.
So yeah, this is the sort of vibe that we're getting from Owen's show.
And not good.
He seems morose.
He seems boring.
jordan holmes
Melodramatic.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Mopey.
And a giant piece of shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So my big point that I wanted to make on all that is this deferred prosecution aspect of it.
And this is something that is laid out in the charging document for this current charge.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And so I think that...
The awareness of this dynamic is something that is essential if you have read the underlying information.
And so when people come to you and they present this otherwise, it's probably a good indication that they haven't actually read what this is about.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And what's funny about it is not that somebody from InfoWars was charged for their part in January 6th.
What's funny about it is that it's entirely because he's a lazy piece of shit.
Owen Schroer could have done all this stuff and none of this would happen.
This is entirely his fault.
And it's hilarious.
What an idiot.
dan friesen
So we go back to the 18th now.
Kabong!
jordan holmes
Ah!
unidentified
Hey, Wednesday!
jordan holmes
Blackjack!
dan friesen
Here's Alex getting into the same kind of stuff that Owen believes, and that is like, hey, look, I don't like the Taliban.
alex jones
Now, I don't like a lot of things about the Taliban.
But compared to the satanic New World Order, compared to the globalists, compared to what they want to do to our children, well, the Taliban pale in significance.
Because they're doing what they do from a Stone Age caveman-like perspective.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
Wow.
unidentified
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
What a fucking wild thing to say.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Of all the things to say.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
I feel like he's being racist against the Taliban.
jordan holmes
Somehow I'm offended on behalf of the Taliban?
What is happening?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Wow.
Yeah.
It's a bizarre line he's trying to walk.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
There is a deep-seated respect that all of these guys have for anyone who really tries to dominate women completely.
You know?
They're like...
You're going for it, man.
We're trying to do it here, but they're just too strong.
They're just too strong.
You guys are fucking doing it.
dan friesen
So another thing that seems to be going on in the present day is Alex is talking quite a bit about King Arthur.
jordan holmes
No, I actually saw The Green Knight a couple of nights ago.
It must be because of that.
It has to be, yeah.
dan friesen
I have not seen that.
I guess I saw a trailer for it, but I'd forgotten about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I was always a fan of Gawain.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
It's a great...
It's really good.
It's a great movie.
dan friesen
One of the nights that I always enjoyed...
Maybe it's just because the name was fun.
I don't actually remember anything about him.
jordan holmes
He was...
Do you like plants?
You know what?
He was kind of an Owen Schroger type.
He was trying to impress his dad a lot.
dan friesen
Didn't do community service.
jordan holmes
So he got in over his head.
And in trying to make up for his mistakes, he loses his head.
unidentified
Galahad.
jordan holmes
Galahad's a pretty fun guy.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Who else you got?
unidentified
Lancelot.
jordan holmes
You got Lancelot?
dan friesen
Merlin.
jordan holmes
Merlin, of course.
Merlin's in there.
dan friesen
Who else do we have?
jordan holmes
Which Merlin?
Are you talking about the aging, starting out old and then aging young Merlin, or are you talking about the Merlin that ages?
dan friesen
I'm talking about the magician.
jordan holmes
The magician.
Okay, fine.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex very much believes that King Arthur's real.
alex jones
And the reason we live under so much tyranny in Australia, in New Zealand, in the United Kingdom, in Europe, in Canada, and now to a great extent the U.S., is because we've forgotten the Anglo-Saxon ethos of the Knights of the Round Table and King Arthur.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
dan friesen
I'll say this as many times as needs to be said.
jordan holmes
King Arthur is a real person.
dan friesen
Not a real person.
jordan holmes
No, he's a real person.
dan friesen
And saying that he's the son of Uther Pendragon.
jordan holmes
Son of Uther!
dan friesen
That doesn't help, because there's no evidence that Uther Pendragon's a real person either.
jordan holmes
No, if he's the son of someone, he must have existed.
Obviously.
unidentified
Obviously, Dan.
jordan holmes
Like how you realize that Luke is the son of Anakin.
Do you understand?
So Luke is a real person.
dan friesen
Right.
Anakin Pendragon.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
We're in deep here.
jordan holmes
We've abandoned the...
You know, even then, nobody ever really did the round table.
No.
It was generally very, very top-heavy in terms of how they organized governments during the feudal system.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, this is one of the harshest ad pivots I've heard in a long time.
So, it's so harsh, I have to warn you ahead of time.
alex jones
Now, five presidents have been murdered.
All of them black, by the way, in Africa and Haiti.
Some of them tortured to death because they said, we're not taking this experimental shot.
And you saw what happened to them.
So this is a big, big, big deal.
By the way, this is not a gimmick.
I said the sale had to end yesterday for X2, the deep-earth crystal iodine, at 50% off because we're about to run out of it.
dan friesen
What the fuck was that?
That's nuts.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
So Alex is just kind of repeating this little blurb from a meme he saw, but I guarantee that he couldn't even name the countries in Africa that he's talking about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely not.
dan friesen
One of the recent deaths of an African country's leader is the Prime Minister of Cote d 'Ivoire, Hamad Bakayoko.
He died of cancer and was an enthusiastic supporter of the vaccination campaigns that were being held by the World Health Organization.
jordan holmes
Murdered by Satanists?
dan friesen
Ambrose Dalamini was the Prime Minister of Eswatini.
He died after testing positive for COVID.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Murdered by Satanists?
There's no evidence that he was fighting against vaccination efforts or that his death was suspicious in any way.
jordan holmes
Assassinated by Satanists.
dan friesen
Pierre Nukronziza, the president of Burundi, died after a heart attack.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Then there was John Magofuli, who is the president of Tanzania.
He was pretty out there in terms of COVID stuff, and he was the guy that he claimed that he got a sample of a papaya tested and it came back positive.
He died a heart failure, but there's no evidence of foul play at all, and there's actually been heavy speculation that he might have had COVID, which was a confounding factor in his heart condition.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
The reason that Alex can make these kind of outrageous pivots from talking about heads of state being tortured to death and then discussing how his pills are on sale is because he knows that nothing he's saying means anything.
These leaders weren't killed, and Alex knows it.
It's only just the window dressing that he needs to scare his audience into buying the pills.
Can you imagine how you would actually respond if you believed that leaders of state were being tortured to death because they refused to accept vaccination campaigns that were bioweapon attacks against the population?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, you wouldn't be like, oh yeah, and also, hey, look, X3's in stock.
jordan holmes
I would plug our t-shirts, of course.
dan friesen
It's a comedy to believe that that's how a human would behave.
It's nonsense.
jordan holmes
My god.
That is so fun.
dan friesen
He can act with such abandon and, like...
Not really care about the fact that he's saying that these people were tortured to death because he doesn't actually believe that they were.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you don't have to have empathy for murdered heads of state if they were not murdered and you don't know who they are.
dan friesen
Take the empathy for it out of the equation.
Think about the panic that you would have.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
What would that say about the world that we're in right now?
jordan holmes
No one is safe.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
No one is safe.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
No one is safe.
Biden might be murdered in a moment.
It does not matter.
dan friesen
It's nonsense.
Anyway, Mike Lindell had a symposium.
A cyber symposium.
jordan holmes
Speaking of nonsense.
dan friesen
Yes.
It didn't go great.
jordan holmes
I think it got Trump back in.
dan friesen
There were some problems.
jordan holmes
Oh, now that Trump's president again, he can pardon Owen.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
There were some problems with the symposium.
One of them was that...
His information was bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, DM slid into his DMs, if you will.
dan friesen
Yes, Dennis Montgomery gave him a dirty dossier.
I had to bring it full circle.
So Alex is going to try to pretend that this whole symposium was great.
It was full of evidence that everything was cool and that Trump won.
But...
There was that poison pill put in, and that was the little tiny bit of Dennis Malky.
jordan holmes
It's not the big lie.
The big lie is that Trump didn't win.
dan friesen
Now, the problem is that so much of Mike Lindell's argument rests on these fake packet captures that were what Dennis Montgomery gave him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's trouble.
dan friesen
It's not that there's a tiny little thing that people are focusing on.
It's that the underlying keystone of his argument is from Dennis Montgomery and it's bullshit.
Right.
But he's still sponsoring Alex.
So Alex has to kind of, you know, he has to be like, well, look, there was some bad stuff, but...
I still like Mike.
Mike's still good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if he weren't still sponsoring Alex, we would see Alex doing the exact same Owen Troyer thing, like this was a false flag attack against the rest of us.
Like, yeah.
dan friesen
I think you might just not talk about it.
alex jones
And I love Lindell.
He's doing more than anybody exposing the fraud and has all this courage.
So we'll get his take on that and where he's going from there.
Don't forget, he's a huge sponsor of ours, been a big supporter of ours.
We would be in the red right now if it wasn't for Mike Lindell.
Right now we're in the black a little bit thanks to you supporting what he's doing and getting great products at the same time.
So whether it's shoes and slippers or whether it's great towels or amazing sheets or obviously there's a whole lot of groundbreaking pillows.
dan friesen
Groundbreaking pillows.
jordan holmes
Groundbreaking pillows.
Those would be heavy pillows.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I just...
It's so boring.
It's so boring how like...
The reason the coverage is happening is because of the sponsorship.
It's not that you would be covering Mike Lindell so well as a hero, and it just so happens to sponsor.
I don't believe that he talked much about Mike Lindell before he became a sponsor.
jordan holmes
No, not very much at all, in fact.
dan friesen
It's interesting.
So, I find this next clip to be a little bit confusing, and a bit...
A bit homophobic.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
But more than that, confusing.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so I'm going to need you to help me on the other side to suss this out.
jordan holmes
All right.
unidentified
Here we go.
alex jones
They don't teach all the transgenderism and all this because they really believe it.
They're doing it as a poison to sabotage the culture.
That's why Communist China bans all the George Soros stuff in their country.
They want men and women together.
They put homosexuals in prison in China.
And I'm not defending that.
My point is that they say that's not allowed here.
We're strong.
They want to be like the 1950s United States because they know that's a strong system.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Not all the things we're taught here are to implode us and destroy us because multinational banks own our government and they want to consolidate and implode the government and take full control of it.
dan friesen
So, is he for imprisoning?
Gay people?
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
He does seem to be saying that it creates a strong society to outlaw homosexuality.
jordan holmes
He's specifically saying that trans people are poison.
dan friesen
Yes.
unidentified
So...
dan friesen
It's certainly transphobic, for sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I'm saying that, despite him saying, I'm not suggesting that it's okay that they put gay people in prison, I'm just saying that they're trying to be like 1950s America when we were the best country that's ever been.
Now, I'm just saying, it's not good, but it's a good thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're getting real close to Alex siding with the Chinese about human rights abuses, but not economics.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And then the Taliban have good social policies.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
This is just...
Yeah.
It's become a parody.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is.
It is very, very...
I mean, it's just so much like...
Look into the abyss and the abyss looks back.
All the people who are like, we need to go to war and kill all the Islam are now like, hey, you gotta give it up to the Taliban.
They know how to run an evil organization.
I'm just saying that their policy choices are fantastic.
dan friesen
I think there are some people on the right who you could categorize that way.
But just for the sake of total clarity, Alex was not a super harsh warmonger.
Truth.
He's weirder than that.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex takes some calls waiting for Mike Lindell to show up because Mike is going to be on.
They're going to have a little interview.
jordan holmes
He's not busy anymore.
dan friesen
No.
And this caller has an interesting theory about what's going to happen with Biden.
And Alex does his trademarked, you bet.
unidentified
But hey, while I called in, I think it was Harrison just yesterday or two days ago.
that what do you what's your guys predictions for the end of the Biden administration and honestly I see it ending as a false flag assassination yeah He has so much egg on his face with everything going on, especially Afghanistan now.
What's stopping them from one day the news headlines are, oh, Biden was poisoned.
We hadn't even seen him in over a week.
alex jones
No, I agree with you.
Things are so crazy.
dan friesen
So crazy.
jordan holmes
What is stopping them, Dan?
Just nothing.
There's no protections we have to the president.
dan friesen
And the Secret Service will be like, we haven't seen him in a week.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's just been gone.
It's not our job.
I'm not my brother's keeper.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Again, Alex can just say that he agrees with this caller's ridiculous theory because nothing means anything.
It's like, yeah, I agree with that.
That's probably what's going to happen.
There's going to be a false flag assassination.
jordan holmes
Sounds right.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Sounds right.
alex jones
You bet.
jordan holmes
That thing that we've predicted for every president since we started?
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
Probably going to happen.
dan friesen
And here's another thing that doesn't mean anything.
alex jones
And again, even Drudge Report.
Great.
I hope Matt Drudge is back running Drudge Report.
Whatever's been going on over there has been a little bit better lately.
Has a proper headline, a reality-based headline.
Boosters in September.
Vaccines declining effectiveness against infection.
Is it ever going to end?
dan friesen
So, like, I can't believe that Alex expects the callers to go along with this kind of a rollercoaster shit.
It's like the last we heard from Alex about Drudge, he was telling us that the website had been sold off to the globalists because, you know, Drudge wasn't going along with the election fraud stuff.
But now, I guess there's a headline that Alex likes on the Drudge Report, so maybe he's back in charge running the website.
How would that even work?
jordan holmes
He broke into the offices and he was like, I gotta get this one headline up!
dan friesen
Nothing Alex says means anything.
Drudge is a villain and a sellout on the days that he's saying things Alex doesn't like and he's a hero when he says things that Alex does like.
Bill Maher is the mouthpiece of the globalists until he says something Alex likes and then Alex has secret intel that Maher's been a secret patriot all along.
Bill Barr is a crusading hero when he's helping Trump obstruct investigations and aiding in shady pardons and he's a turncoat villain when he won't unilaterally overthrow the election results to help keep Trump in power.
If you pay attention to how Alex interacts with people and their positions, a trend starts to emerge that I think is worth noting.
Alex has to live in a world of absolutes.
It's just utter black and white.
It's tempting to say that this is part of his worldview.
Sure.
Sure.
Trying to find a middle ground doesn't work there, but that's not what I think is going on.
I think Alex is just almost embarrassingly lazy Right.
On another level, if you make people into sellouts and villains when they fail your bizarre purity test...
It's kind of just a way that you don't have to end up looking in the mirror and judging your own beliefs.
jordan holmes
I would never do that.
dan friesen
Matt Drudge didn't decide not to support the election conspiracies because he knows they're bullshit and he doesn't need Mike Lindell's money.
He did it because he sold out to the globalists.
At least he did until he posed something that someone who sold out to the globalists never would post.
And then he must have wrestled back some kind of control.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
It's just...
jordan holmes
It's nonsense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
None of this means anything.
It's just a weird, lazy narrative fiction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is a little bit like the embodiment of Twitter.
You know, like that idea of there's a main character on Twitter every day, and it doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter, and then the next day, everybody moves on.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Today's heroes and villains, he doesn't do a serialized show, but life is serialized.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, there's discontinuity all over the place.
jordan holmes
Yeah, which you can't do.
dan friesen
It's jarring, and he expects the audience to sort of live in that space as their conception of reality, and that's...
I mean, that's not good.
So I think that Alex Jones is a liar.
I think he's a fraud.
I think he sucks.
But I also think that he has some pretty dangerous perspectives vis-a-vis religion.
Yeah.
And I think that his view of his sort of Christian identity conception is a mess.
And I'm against it.
jordan holmes
Well, he was famous, you know, he did quote Jesus in Mark 21, 54, when Jesus said, do what thou wilt.
If you recall, that was a big one.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, when people talk about Rogan...
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
One of the things, you know, like the idea of platforming him.
Yes.
Platforming Alex.
I think that there's one part of it that is, like, you're giving an uncritical interview to somebody who is disseminating bad information.
You're not capable of pushing back on him in the way that would expose that this is bullshit.
And by doing that, you are accidentally supporting or intentionally supporting everything that he is lying about.
Now, there's a secondary danger and part of it to the platforming that maybe is a little bit less obvious.
And that is that you just have people who get indoctrinated and exposed to Alex through it.
And this caller is one of them.
unidentified
I just wanted to say thank you.
First time I heard you was on the...
I think everyone inherently is waiting for someone to tap into that void that God has for us.
And you definitely did that for me.
So I thank you for that.
dan friesen
Rogan's essentially helping out with cult recruitment.
jordan holmes
Yep.
unidentified
And, you know, I mean, like another part of it that I am...
jordan holmes
Unhappy with is that you have to know that Alex is coming in to exploit you before you even book him on your show.
If you're Rogan, you have to know that he's coming in with an agenda that has nothing to do with you and is pretty much insulting directly to your face.
You know?
Like, it's ostensibly your friend.
Like, I can't believe that you don't have the self-respect necessary to be like, hey, fuck you!
That's awful!
dan friesen
And if you were to present information that was counter to the nonsense that Alex was trying to pass off on your show...
You would instantly not be his friend anymore.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
And you might be a sneaky snake.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Alex might be out for blood again if you stand up for yourself.
jordan holmes
You would have lost control of the drudge.
That's what would have happened.
dan friesen
Yeah, you would have sold out to the globalists real hard.
That $100 million contract would be mighty suspicious.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
It'd be real tough to think you hadn't been bought.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Mike Lindell shows up, and his, look, his symposium was great.
Everything was awesome.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
Everything, except for that one little tiny thing.
jordan holmes
Eh, there was a tiny thing.
dan friesen
There was a tiny thing.
jordan holmes
Small thing.
alex jones
And I am so excited about the guest we've got with us for the next few segments.
Mike Lindell of MyPillow.com.
A big American entrepreneur, thousands of American employees, making all these great products here in America and sponsoring integrity in elections and sponsoring nationalism and patriotism.
And so he had that big conference last week for three days.
jordan holmes
Like Henry Ford.
alex jones
I guess it was Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, up in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
And I watched it.
It had all these scientists and engineers showing the algorithm, showing the proof, showing all this.
And then the media focused on one.
No, it's underlying.
dan friesen
Information.
That was the problem.
jordan holmes
The foundation for your house was built on a lake.
unidentified
Yeah, but all the rest of the beams were great.
No, no, no.
dan friesen
All the rest of the beams were great.
jordan holmes
No, I understand, but they're underwater.
dan friesen
Yeah, but all the rest of the beams were really well constructed.
jordan holmes
Sure, no, and I can see that if I go underwater.
dan friesen
The plumbing was installed very well.
jordan holmes
It was covered.
In so much water.
And you could still flush the toilet.
That's how good the plumbing was.
unidentified
Now, unfortunately, the foundation...
jordan holmes
There's a bit of a problem.
dan friesen
Right.
So this is an interesting line Alex is trying to walk.
Unfortunately, Mike Lindell does not want to play ball with this.
alex jones
And I'd like to get into all the big discoveries that were made and proven that got overshadowed by the media distracting onto a few things that weren't 100% basically manifest.
mike lindell
I don't know what you're talking about as far as they focused on a bad file.
There was no file focused on an icing.
dan friesen
What's going on here is that Alex is trying to save what he can from the wreckage of this conference.
And Mike doesn't understand that it's time to abandon ship.
Alex knows the game and he recognizes that it's time to pretend that the conference was actually total proof of election fraud and it was so damaging to the globalists that they had to focus on how the fake packet captures that Mike said proved the election was stolen came from a notorious fraud guy, Dennis Montgomery.
Mike doesn't get the game and he seems to be refusing to accept that he was defrauded by Montgomery.
So this is a dicey start to this interview because they're working across purposes.
Alex is trying to help him by attacking this This hole.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Mike doesn't realize that.
jordan holmes
Hey, Captain.
Boat's going down.
You want to get out of here?
We can just get on the...
It's just the two of us.
We can get on the lifeboats.
There's no women and children.
There's nothing obstructing us.
We can just get on the lifeboat and be fine.
We'll get you another boat, man.
dan friesen
It's going to be a short trip over to that other boat right there.
jordan holmes
It's right there.
You bought the other boat.
dan friesen
All of your supplies are on that other boat.
jordan holmes
We've already moved them.
mike lindell
We've moved them.
jordan holmes
You don't have to go down with the ship.
dan friesen
There's no reason to stay on this boat.
jordan holmes
I think I'm going to stay on this boat!
dan friesen
This boat is very well constructed.
Yeah, so Mike's not giving up.
mike lindell
So I had my own team for five months, spent millions of dollars.
This is people that, white hat hackers from all different walks of life.
I mean, they're not, they didn't know each other.
I got my information and got all these terabytes from four different sources.
By the way, including...
Dennis Montgomery.
Everybody keeps attacking this Dennis Montgomery.
I have validated his stuff's valid.
Everybody, data is data.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
jordan holmes
Have I got an episode of podcasts for you to listen to, Mike Lindell?
dan friesen
Alex won't say his name, though.
Mike is saying Dennis Montgomery's name, but Alex still won't.
jordan holmes
I do like that Mike just tossed it out there.
unidentified
Ah, shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, but he's still holding on to, like, it's valid, it's good information.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
dan friesen
All these hackers that he has working for him, I wonder if one of them is a Nigerian prince.
jordan holmes
Could be!
Could be!
Could be that he's spending millions of dollars on just getting another phone call.
dan friesen
So, the whole premise of Mike's cyber symposium was that he was going to bring these, like, technical minds together, and they were going to see this evidence, and it was going to be irrefutable on its face.
jordan holmes
9-0 Supreme Court judgment.
dan friesen
This evidence that he was going to present to them was going to be so mind-blowing.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Now that that didn't work.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Mike's got a different angle on it.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
And that is that I didn't show you all the information.
unidentified
Why would I?
jordan holmes
I gotta keep some back in case they try and kill me.
dan friesen
It's not so much that.
It's that he's paid millions of dollars and this has taken months for all these people to verify.
It took them months to verify it.
How could they possibly even dis-verify it in a three-day symposium?
How's it even possible?
jordan holmes
That's so funny.
When you see somebody who is really that delusional, your mind boggles.
You're like, Can you survive this long like this?
How are you a millionaire?
You're absolutely nuts.
dan friesen
Who ties that tie?
jordan holmes
Who are you?
Are you controlled by a robot?
mike lindell
Remember, everybody, I have all the cyber data from the 2020 election in my possession, okay?
I'm not going to go give it.
This is just a good example.
I'm not going to give it to the, oh, go validate this.
It took me, I don't know, six to eight people didn't know each other validating data.
And it took them three to four months.
And I said, so these guys, there's no sense.
I already know it's real.
I'm putting that over here for the Supreme Court when we're going to get there.
dan friesen
You're not going to get there.
jordan holmes
You're not going to get there.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that kind of is a betrayal of the entire premise of his big event.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It was supposed to be like, I'm going to show all this evidence that's going to be irrefutable.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Instead, he's like, I'm not going to show you the evidence because I already know that it's real and there's no way that you would be able to even verify it in the amount of time that we have because six to eight people took four months to do it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It does seem like what he said was, okay, I said I was going to show you the smoking gun.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And I did!
Now, unfortunately, it wasn't the gun that fired.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
So I've kept that one.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
This was like a model of the smoking gun, you know?
It was like a reproduction.
Like, have you ever seen a Lifetime special?
dan friesen
Sir, that's a smallmouth bass.
jordan holmes
Okay, now I understand, but have you seen it sing?
Hello, my baby.
Hello, my honey.
All right.
dan friesen
I know.
Gotta say.
jordan holmes
If there was a straight-up Looney Tunes frog on the Supreme Court Justice's desk doing a little soft shoe, that'd be good stuff.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Mike Lindell talks about how he's on a crusade to keep the media honest.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And part of that apparently involves doxing reporters.
mike lindell
I put out a report, and you know, I'm calling out all bad media.
I'm calling out bad media.
I even gave this guy that put out the report with the Associated Press to the Washington Post.
I gave his phone number out, Alex, because I'm not going to take these guys doing this bad journalists anymore.
But one of the things that happened is, True News, I went out there and went after TrueNews.com.
Now, I find out they're a great ministry, and I called up Rick Wiles, and here we both find out we prayed together this morning.
We were both set up.
dan friesen
Oh, they were both set up.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
They just really don't read the Bible.
They just don't.
They just don't.
dan friesen
Rick Wiles, in True News, of course, is the guy who famously said that the impeachment of Trump was a Jew coup.
unidentified
Yep.
Yep.
jordan holmes
It's good to pray together.
dan friesen
Also, I think that Mike just confessed to a crime.
mike lindell
Yeah!
jordan holmes
He did say he just released a journalist's phone number.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And specifically as kind of like retaliation.
jordan holmes
Retaliation, yeah.
What's his phone number?
I mean, according to his own internal sense of morality, I think he was lying so I can release his phone number to the world.
And that's fine.
dan friesen
I mean, I don't subscribe to that morality.
jordan holmes
I don't, either.
I'm just saying that according to him, there is nothing he can even say to me that it's a bad move.
dan friesen
It would be a tough argument.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Mike has a little bit of a plea that he needs to make as Alex is going out to break.
jordan holmes
Guilty.
mike lindell
If you go to crime.frankspeech.com, everybody, crime.frankspeech.com, and you're out there and you've been threatened or you had evidence back in November and December of these machines or whatever, of this cyber attack, go there, fill out the form.
We will get and told you, my direct team, I will get your attorney.
I will cover you.
I will cover you.
I will, just like I got Tina.
alex jones
Wow, Mike Lindell is fighting harm.
dan friesen
No, he's not.
jordan holmes
I want to file a lawsuit that makes him pay for it.
We should all file it.
Let's bankrupt it.
dan friesen
I don't think that anybody should, but I don't think it's impossible that that is not going to be super abused.
Oh, no, no.
People just putting fake email addresses.
It's just a moth to flames.
jordan holmes
Crime.frankspeech.com, I believe.
dan friesen
I think that this doesn't sound like the actions of somebody who has 9-0 absolute evidence of election fraud already.
I don't know why you need to add...
Why would you gild the lily by trying to solicit whistleblowers?
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
I think that's what you would do if all your evidence was shit and you needed to start from the ground up again.
It kind of is the smell that I'm getting from this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, not many prosecutions have like, okay, so we've presented our case to the judge and the judge has declared him guilty.
Now we need to get a lot of ideas about how to get him to declare this guy guilty.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
That doesn't work.
dan friesen
All right, we got the guilty charge.
We got this.
Now let's come at this from another angle.
jordan holmes
Have we thought about super guilty?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Have we thought about super duper guilty?
dan friesen
So we go to the 19th.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
This day was Friday.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
This day was disappointing.
Alex seems rough.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Two pack of cigarettes rough.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
unidentified
I'm talking.
dan friesen
He seems a mess.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
alex jones
And people see these clips and they say, well, they must be misspeaking.
No, I went and actually read the UK government studies that the doctor's name was on.
He's going to pop my head in a minute.
He's the one in the white lab coat in a lab.
He's from the U.S., but he heads up the British operation.
The name starts with a B. The point is it doesn't matter.
You've all seen it.
You've all heard it.
Dr. Bauer, yes.
You've seen us all lay it out.
It's in the damn literature.
You don't just think when I was sent that clip and asked what I thought about it by a very well-known talk show host, which just shows how people are researching the reason I name drop without name dropping.
It's Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan.
Maybe both of them sent me the clip the same day.
The point is, is this.
People are asking, what is this?
What do you think?
So I said, well, let me go look at who this guy is.
I go, oh my god, he's the head scientist of the main bioweapons lab in the world in the UK.
The undisputed, most powerful, evil lab in the world.
jordan holmes
Undisputed.
alex jones
Yeah, let's put that dot back on screen if we can.
unidentified
And...
alex jones
He says it takes your immune system down six times what it was to almost nothing and turns your white blood cells off.
No, that's not the doctor, guys.
That's the doctor exposing the white blood cell counts lowering.
All right, let's go to rebroadcast.
No big deal.
It's not the crew's fault.
I've reached a level of being upset now where I just have too much knowledge, too much information.
dan friesen
This is a mess.
jordan holmes
That's bad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's embarrassing.
dan friesen
And Dr. Bauer is the right doctor that Alex is thinking of.
This guy from the Francis Crick Institute.
Alex has no idea what narratives are which.
He seems flayly a little bit.
jordan holmes
I would just go to rebroadcast.
dan friesen
He does.
Actually, he doesn't go to rebroadcast.
He takes a little breaky.
alex jones
I'm just going to take a little breaky now.
A little breaky for me.
And then we're going to come back.
And I'm going to start the show over.
I'm going to start the show over at that point, and I'm going to have all the information for you, and it's going to be beautiful.
dan friesen
It's going to be beautiful, man.
This is like 13 minutes into the show, too.
unidentified
He's going to just start it over after a quarter of an hour.
jordan holmes
I love how many people call in and they're like, Alex, you're the leader we need.
You're a leader.
You're the one who's doing everything.
You woke me up.
Like the idea of going over the hill with him.
Alex being like, Charge, man!
You know what?
No.
No, no, no.
You guys didn't charge the right way.
Fuck it.
I don't even want to do this war anymore.
dan friesen
I'm taking a little breaky.
jordan holmes
I'm taking a little breaky.
All right?
I know they started shelling us, but I'm taking a little breaky.
dan friesen
I'm taking a little breaky for me.
Sounds like a...
A baby that's still drunk from the night before with a lampshade on his head.
Gotta take a little breaky.
jordan holmes
Hey, guys.
Gotta take a little breaky.
dan friesen
I gotta get some fluids.
I'm hurting.
jordan holmes
Take a little breaky breaky.
dan friesen
Yeah.
The rest of the episode does end up getting a little bit morose.
It's a little bit of a bummer.
jordan holmes
Bad days at InfoWare.
alex jones
The facts are in.
It's overwhelming.
It's mind-blowing that they actually did this.
And now the numbers of death and disease is just exploding.
They have hit us so hard.
By this winter, you'll probably be needing to stay home and not go out.
There'll be that much death.
And then they'll say, see, we told you, and they're the ones that are behind it all.
They killed us.
They killed us.
We stood up to them.
We said, we don't want your world government.
We don't want to teach five-year-olds how to have sex with pedophiles.
They said, screw you, bioweapon.
You go take the vaccine, you become the bioweapon factory.
The people are fighting back.
Here's Matt Baker out in San Diego.
dan friesen
So Alex is really into this guy, Matt Baker, out in San Diego.
He was that guy with the dreadlocks who was screaming at a city council.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Going viral?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw that one.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Alex is really into this dude.
jordan holmes
No possible way Alex could just be like, well, we fucked up with this anti-mask thing.
That was a bad move on our part.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
That was a real bad move.
We fucked up.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
We just blew it.
We just blew it.
Well, you know, we got it right at the beginning, and then we tried to own the libs into our own deaths.
So that was a bad move on our part.
dan friesen
Could have made some different decisions at some other points, but now the globalists have killed us all.
Now let's watch a guy yell at a city council meeting.
jordan holmes
I would very much like everyone to know that we take no responsibility for our own actions whatsoever.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Nothing we have ever done is bad.
dan friesen
Now, this next clip is a really great encapsulation of Alex Jones' journalistic style.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So, he's going to play a video of someone crying and saying that their child had died after getting the vaccine.
Sure.
However...
alex jones
Now, here's an unattributed video.
It looks very, very real to me, and I've seen countless real news articles of 12-year-olds, 15-year-olds, 18-year-olds taking the Pfizer shot.
Or the Moderna shot and having a giant heart attack.
dan friesen
I can't verify this video that I'm about to play for you that is incredibly emotionally charged.
I can't verify that this is real.
I don't know.
It seems to be saying the thing that I want to say.
So it feels real to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You can't do that.
jordan holmes
Here's a clip of the President of the United States pushing a terrorist out of his airplane.
Here we go.
And it's Harrison Ford.
Okay.
dan friesen
It feels real.
jordan holmes
It feels real.
I've seen a lot of real clips of presidents.
dan friesen
That seems like how a president would respond to a terrorist being in an airplane.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what else are you going to say?
Like, get on my plane?
unidentified
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
Yikes.
I think you just need to do better than that.
I don't think that when you have a large platform like this, that copping to the fact that you have no idea if the thing you're playing is real.
I think you just shouldn't play it then.
jordan holmes
I can't tell you how many times I've heard of a journalist who has spent weeks, days, just non-stop time trying to run down a source, trying to run down and verify a fact because it's so good.
It's so good that it needs to be in there and people need to know and in order to run it, you have to be able to confirm its veracity and then they couldn't and so they didn't run it.
They didn't.
If you can't confirm it, you can just not play.
dan friesen
You shouldn't.
jordan holmes
You can't.
dan friesen
You shouldn't.
jordan holmes
You can't.
dan friesen
But Alex doesn't care.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
He's all about just whatever.
Who gives a shit?
All these African presidents were tortured to death.
jordan holmes
They were tortured to death.
dan friesen
Now also I have pills on sale.
So Alex has been expecting a false flag, as we know.
jordan holmes
As we know.
dan friesen
And so there was that guy with the car and the truck and they said he had a bomb.
unidentified
Right.
False flag.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yep.
alex jones
So I've been expecting them to...
Trigger something.
So, they've been saying online that by the 15th to the 20th, that Trump would be reinstated.
And sure enough, now, we put the photo on screen, please.
A man in a big black truck pulls up onto the edge of the Capitol sidewalk and then just starts yelling and screaming and expecting that he's there for the insurrection.
Just like we get a million people out there on January 6th.
You have a peaceful event at the Eclipse.
And then hundreds of thousands of us march to Capitol peacefully.
All Trump events have always been peaceful.
A few hundred start fighting with cops.
They open the gates.
Six hundred go in.
And then we're all terrorists.
We're all criminals after that.
All because a few hundred people believed they were under Q command.
And they were under Q command.
The Democratic Party, the deep state, the globalists.
jordan holmes
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
alex jones
And so now there is a man in a standoff on the Capitol grounds.
We've watched the video.
I'm not going to air it all.
You can post the full thing at infowars.com.
The standoff's ongoing.
I hope he doesn't get shot.
And the Capitol police said that he's basically threatening them, but now he's saying he's not.
And we're just going to watch this as it unfolds.
Here's some of the headlines.
Capitol on lockdown.
Police negotiating with a man in a pickup truck claiming to have an explosive device.
And he's like, look, I'm just here to meet the people for the overthrow.
I mean, you know, because he got sucked in by the Q-tard stuff.
Man-threatening capital bomb is throwing dollar bills and communicating with police using a whiteboard.
Well, let's actually hear what he has to say.
This is the derangement of the Q brainwashing.
Here it is.
unidentified
What?
What?
Fucking people think it's a joke.
But they cleared the block.
I done called 911 three times.
They need to get Joe Biden on here because this baby...
It's awful.
I'm not hurting nobody, Joe.
I'm not pulling the trigger on this thing.
I can't.
There's no way for me to blow this up.
Only you can by shooting a bullet through my window.
dan friesen
I'm not entirely positive what...
Journalistic value there is to Alex playing long stretches of this guy's video.
unidentified
I guess to normalize it?
dan friesen
I think that there was a hope that Alex had that maybe playing it would somehow differentiate this guy from what Alex believes, but he doesn't.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Sounds very much like...
jordan holmes
Well, because they believe the same shit.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
This is not a good false flag for Alex.
I don't think...
Obviously, it didn't end up in an explosion.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
Which was good.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Absolutely better than the alternative.
Yeah.
And so I don't think that it has the legs that Alex needs for the false flag that he wanted to profit off of.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
There's no real spectacle to this.
It was, you know, a guy got arrested.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Tossed out some bomb threats.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so it's kind of, Alex's heart's not even really in it that much.
jordan holmes
This isn't that good of a false flip.
dan friesen
No.
And he needs to take a nap.
He needs to take a longer breakie.
And so we're going to take a breakie and go to the 20th.
Because I am intolerant of him in that state.
So the 20th is Friday, and this is the day that we talked about Owen Troyer's show already, where he's announcing that he's been charged.
Look, guys.
I didn't do my community service.
jordan holmes
I fucked up.
This is all my fault, personally.
I made all of these choices, and then I am now paying for it.
You know, if somebody near me could explain cause and effect well enough, perhaps I would have realized that my causes would then have effects.
dan friesen
Owen should have been listening to Alex's show all along.
jordan holmes
Causality is his main focus.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
And Owen could learn a little bit about object permanence, too.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Like, whenever this deferred prosecution agreement isn't in front of you, it still exists.
jordan holmes
Still there.
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is in a bad mood on the 20th.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
Well, this is it.
The end of America.
The fall of the Republic.
And the birth of the new Second Dark Age.
Under the cyclotronic control of the technocracy.
And the good part is all the leftists and all the scum are going to be judged.
They'll be the first to die.
dan friesen
Oh, good.
unidentified
Great.
alex jones
The first to be incinerated.
jordan holmes
Cool.
alex jones
But everybody that didn't like America and didn't like freedom and didn't like Jesus.
unidentified
That's you!
alex jones
Didn't like free market and didn't like self-defense.
You're about to get front row seats to your own destruction.
This is the very twilight, the final minutes, soon to be the final seconds, in the death of the republic and the takeover of the planet by the globalists, the EU, and the Tchaikoms.
And Hollywood and its satanic minions are going to take their time with us, slowly breaking the country down and slicing into little chunks.
And we are going to go into bondage, just like those little babies.
Who never got to suckle at their mother's breast, never got to learn their first word, never got to learn about puppy dogs and kittens or goldfish.
They just got their brains sucked out on the operating table at nine months old if they were lucky.
They weren't lucky they got taken and delivered live to a university facility where the medical staff did unbelievable things to them.
They weren't just ordering live fetuses for live vivisection.
They weren't just cutting their hearts and livers off.
You know they were doing more, don't you?
unidentified
What?
alex jones
That's why on national Canadian television, suddenly they just cut in with a satanic ritual on live TV.
It's all about letting you know that it's game time.
Game time, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
Yeah, that really upset me.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
What other things is he talking about?
I guess maybe satanic rituals, I guess, is probably what the doctors are doing satanic rituals or something.
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
Yeah, so anyway, in Australia, there was a newscast that aired a piece of a satanic ritual accidentally.
But it was just like the satanic ritual is people in robes just sitting on a stage going like, ah.
It's not like the satanic ritual that they aired was like, A ritual sacrifice or something.
And I would guess that what happened is either a prank by somebody who worked at the station, or it's entirely possible, too, that someone was working on a story about the Satanic Temple.
jordan holmes
They had a clip in there.
dan friesen
Right, because the Satanic Temple in question has been making a lot of noise about them not being allowed to teach Satanism in schools, which, of course, is...
Right.
Right.
It could happen.
I could see it happening quite easily.
Totally.
unidentified
There's an accident aspect of this.
dan friesen
It's certainly not proof that they're trying to normalize.
Throw demonic rituals in your face.
jordan holmes
You know, it is kind of funny to me that in order for these types of quote-unquote Christians to maintain their belief in God, they also have to give Satan worshippers a powerful religion.
You know what I'm saying?
Both in order for them to justify themselves, they have to be afraid of something that...
It's just a bunch of people going, ugh.
You've created a fear out of nothing.
dan friesen
And a lot of the people who are doing these things like, I want to teach Satanism in school, are doing it not in order to teach Satanism in school, but doing it in order to make it so you can't teach your religious beliefs to people in school.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
It's like Satan is just, your belief system, you're looking at Satan and Satan's like, you're a giant hypocrite, you idiot.
And you're like, Nuh-uh!
You're evil.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
It's...
dan friesen
I just...
I grow weary of it.
I think that probably there's a lot of instances of this, like local news things, that just have the wrong B-roll, but a lot of them are probably so boring that you never hear about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a child riding a tricycle, and you're like, oh, that probably was part of the story.
dan friesen
Oh, no, I was doing a story about the police, and there's a B-roll of a kid riding a tricycle.
That's never going to...
You're never going to hear about that.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
That's not going to go on YouTube.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one's going to draw some headlines.
dan friesen
Right.
Because dum-dums like Alex.
jordan holmes
Because of dum-dums like Alex, yes.
dan friesen
So the Taliban, they have made some moves in Afghanistan.
Alex doesn't...
You know, he's not talking about this too, too much.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Just to compliment them.
dan friesen
Look, hey, you know who did this?
jordan holmes
You know, he's only complimented the Taliban.
dan friesen
Yep.
You know who did it, though?
unidentified
Who?
dan friesen
It wasn't the Taliban alone.
Was it they had help?
jordan holmes
Satan?
dan friesen
No.
Obama?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And somebody else?
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, they 100% told the Taliban to take over that way.
They 100% set Joe Biden up.
As much as I hate his guts, this is Obama, and this is Kamala Harris, and this is their plan.
Doesn't mean Biden doesn't get in trouble.
Doesn't mean he's not terrible.
My point is we need to put the blame on...
dan friesen
What do Obama and Kamala Harris have in common?
jordan holmes
I was thinking that they're both foreign policy experts.
dan friesen
Both not white.
jordan holmes
Oh, there is that!
dan friesen
The two not white people who have been at the top of the executive branch.
jordan holmes
But at least he also shared blame with the white person.
dan friesen
But he's a patsy.
unidentified
He's not evil like Obama and Kamala Harris.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's amazing.
That is just an amazing amount of unexamined racism.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Even your number one villain, you're like, well, he's a white man.
Let's not go crazy, okay?
Sure, he worships Satan, but this one?
This is not a white man's fault.
dan friesen
He's a doddering fool.
He's being used by the non-whites.
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
What a massive piece of shit.
dan friesen
Yep.
Sucks.
So, Alex has gotten a headline that he wants to cover.
And this has to do with the FBI putting out a statement that, or not a statement, but some sources with the law enforcement and the FBI saying that Roger Stone and Alex Jones didn't have some elaborate plan on the 6th.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So Alex, during the break, figured out exactly how he wanted to cover this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then he forgot.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
You know, it's hard to tell a Willie Nelson story and then get into something like this.
Because this is really, really a big deal.
And I don't want to say things about this that are wrong.
And a lot of times when I get ready to say something on air, during the break, I had it all crystallized, and I had the perfect explanation to put the English spin on it.
I don't mean spin like in politics, but spin like in pool.
jordan holmes
Billiards.
alex jones
Billiards to take so many different pieces of information.
jordan holmes
Give three more examples.
alex jones
Put it together so that it's really clear and people get the nuance of it.
Does that make sense?
And then I take a phone call and forget what I was going to say, and then I say, hey, I'll cover it next segment, which is what I'm going to do now.
dan friesen
I like that he's like, hey, I figured out it was really...
Concise, perfect, nuanced way to say this thing, and then I forgot.
I'll talk about it next segment.
jordan holmes
I'll get to it.
I'll get to it.
I had this really important thing that I made sure that I understood clearly and could communicate effectively, but then I took a phone call, and because I have the memory of what people think a goldfish as, I completely forgot what I was trying to say.
dan friesen
That being said, right after that clip, Alex has what I would call one of the more poetic descriptions of what it's like to forget something.
jordan holmes
So the one thing that he is an expert at.
dan friesen
I mean, this is pretty good.
alex jones
And then I take a phone call and forget what I was going to say, and then I say, hey, I'll cover it next segment, which is what I'm going to do now.
But just as soon as I try...
To grasp that fire again, it flickers away from me and disappears.
But I tell you, I'm really surprised at the establishment.
I mean, it's one thing to plan this new world order.
It's one thing to plan the end of America.
It's one thing to plan a bioweapon release.
It's one thing to plan injecting people with a program that's going to grow prions in them until they die.
And then suppress treatments.
But it's a whole other enchilada, baby, to do it.
So I'll give it to Schwab, and I'll give it to Gates, and I'll give it to Fauci, man.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
unidentified
You guys are some bad motherfuckers.
alex jones
You guys are some bad, bad hombres.
Hitler ain't got nothing on you.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
unidentified
You vampire bat creature.
alex jones
But you know what?
If we take what Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates dish out, and Fauci...
Pisses on us with and we deserve what we get.
dan friesen
That's what happens when you sort of forget what you were going to talk about.
You end up giving it up to Fauci and Clive Schwab.
jordan holmes
Listen, you guys, you're evil.
Top notch.
unidentified
That's a real good evil.
jordan holmes
Like Sephiroth in Final Fantasy, man.
You are good evil.
dan friesen
So we've got the Somali pirates, the Taliban, and the globalists now that you have to give it up to.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
It seems like the only person you don't have to give it up to is Alex.
dan friesen
You don't.
unidentified
He is a bad motherfucker, though.
dan friesen
So Alex finally gets back to his train of thought.
The flickering flame that he was trying to grasp.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
Like Prometheus getting his throat pecked out every morning.
dan friesen
Grabbing.
It eludes him.
He finally gets a hold of it.
This is nuts.
Alex has found out that the FBI made this statement that, like, Roger Stone.
Again, I keep saying it's a statement.
It's not.
There's just an article in Reuters that have some sources in law enforcement that say that there's scant evidence that there was overarching planning behind the January 6th attack.
Yeah.
unidentified
Which is not news.
jordan holmes
No.
unidentified
I mean, if you go by Occam's razor, all of their other plans have been poorly put together, almost non-existent, and have been ineffective and kind of ridiculous.
dan friesen
And leaderless resistance is...
And has for decades.
And so there would never be elaborate organization.
It would not work.
jordan holmes
No, it's not the mafia.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's not how the folks in that community organize themselves.
But Alex takes this information in a way that I could not have possibly imagined.
It's wild.
alex jones
And, you know, it's not because I'm at the center of this news that I'm going to cover it.
In fact, it's because I am at the center of this news.
That I would have led with this story today.
I woke up at 5 a.m. like waiting for another punch in the stomach.
I put my name in Google News to prepare to see the new lie, the new attack.
99% of the time it's some horrible, vicious thing.
dan friesen
Okay, we already got to stop.
So Alex wakes up at 5 in the morning and Googles himself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm starting to think his eight hours of research is just putting his name in Google News and then hitting refresh.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Refresh.
unidentified
Refresh.
alex jones
I sat there on the toilet at 5.30 a.m. and hit the button waiting for the punch in the stomach.
And there was the FBI exonerates Alex Jones and Roger Stone for January 6th.
And so ever since 5.30 a.m., I've been thinking about what does that mean.
And I think I know what that means.
And it's actually a positive thing.
Not for me.
I mean, let me explain something.
I signed my life over a long time ago.
I made a deal with God.
jordan holmes
Traditionally, you make a deal with the other guy.
alex jones
For God to save me if I did the right thing.
So the globalists can't threaten me.
They can't threaten my family.
They can't do anything to get me to sell out.
Because I already have a deal.
So I'm not worried about myself.
But I really wanted to think and know what this meant.
So I called a lot of people I respect.
And they had different ideas and different views on it.
unidentified
But I know what it is.
alex jones
And it's something that's smart.
It's the FBI being smart.
Whatever's left of it.
And I think even in the establishment that's not anti-American, the small vestigial group that's left, there's got to be a question of, like, is the New World Order really a suicide pact?
I mean, is screwing America over and your power in taking over really, really going to be good if you're destroyed in the process?
jordan holmes
The answer is no, so that's why they're not doing it.
alex jones
I'll talk about it and go over in the next segment, because it is an important big story.
dan friesen
So, he's teasing this, and he's going to talk a little bit more about it, but the essential thing is that he's interpreting this headline as being the FBI deciding they don't want to go along with the globalists' death cult anymore.
jordan holmes
Yes, of course.
unidentified
This is a sign that the FBI, there's parts of it that are cool.
jordan holmes
Because, and I think, part of the reason I think he went that direction is because it preserves him...
Being smart enough to have a plan with Roger Stone.
Whereas, because if that's the case, then he's still the leader of the resistance and the tip of the spear and all this stuff.
And the FBI is helping cover for him?
Because they're no longer going along with the globalists.
dan friesen
I think that the reason that he's doing this is because his name is in the story.
It's fun?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
Although this is another...
dan friesen
It's self-aggrandizing.
jordan holmes
This is another drop in the bucket of my belief that he is actually himself a Satanist.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
We keep going back and back.
All the noises that he says Satanists make.
Here's the one that make them.
dan friesen
The deals.
jordan holmes
The deals.
You can't make a deal with God.
That's the point!
dan friesen
Yeah, God didn't go down to Georgia.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you can't sell your soul to God.
He owns it already.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So the essential thing here is that Alex thinks that this FBI announcement and this headline is in stark contradiction to the Department of Homeland Security's strategic document.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
One of the smartest minds out there, people I respect, what do they think about the big announcement?
That reverses the national security policy of the president, the puppet.
The national security strategy for countering domestic terrorism says Islamic threat doesn't even exist.
dan friesen
No, it doesn't.
alex jones
With 5 million Islamic refugees from Afghanistan coming to Europe and the U.S. right now.
And people hanging off airplane wheels.
No, they say opposition to COVID measures, questioning the election, that's the main terror threat.
So then the FBI comes out in a big article to Reuters and reverses that and says we're giving a final report to Congress.
They've already seen it.
It'll be public soon.
Then the Democrats agree with it that there's scant evidence.
Not zero.
What a definition of scant means.
Maybe like a shadow of evidence?
unidentified
Thanks.
Thank you.
alex jones
That anybody planned an attack on the Capitol.
That it was premeditated.
dan friesen
Even if everything Alex was saying about all of the underlying documents and underlying sources was accurate, it still wouldn't be accurate to say that what the FBI's announcement or this Reuters article reversed or contradicted the DHS's strategic document.
Alex only cares about this because, like I said, the fact that his name is used in the article.
An unnamed former law enforcement official said, quote, 90-95% of these are one-off cases.
Then you have 5% maybe of these militia groups that were more closely organized.
But there was no grand scheme with Roger Stone and Alex Jones and all these people to storm the Capitol and take hostages.
Sure.
There wasn't a grand unified plan, but 5% of the cases here, that's not no one planning.
jordan holmes
No, that was quite a few people.
dan friesen
The article even points out that approximately 570 people have been charged total, and 40 of them have been charged with conspiracy.
That's about 7% of the arrested who prosecutors feel they have enough evidence to charge with conspiracy, and that sounds about right.
I'm not sure this story is a bombshell in any way.
The actual information that's in the story...
Are about what people have been saying.
jordan holmes
News!
People!
Acting rationally.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
That's it.
dan friesen
So Alex is shocked by how accurate the FBI sources are.
And of course, when he says that, he then has to embellish everything that they say.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
And I can't believe how accurate these FBI statements are.
I mean, I'm reading this.
It's like very nuanced.
It's extremely true.
Because it's like...
Yeah, there was about 5% that were provocateur militia groups.
Looks like they just did it kind of on their own.
They did think they were going into the Capitol to take over, but then they had no plan once they got there.
That's exactly what we've researched.
That's true.
dan friesen
Alex is just writing that story for himself.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, this is bigger, though.
This story is bigger.
This Reuters story, it's bigger than the FBI just covering their own ass.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Because that's what some people think.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Some people think.
That the FBI is covering their ass because they don't want investigations into these militia groups because if they do, they'll find out that they're all run by the feds.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
And they want to limit that.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But it's not just that, according to Alex.
alex jones
Okay.
I think it's bigger than just the FBI not wanting an investigation into the provocateur groups.
No, it's about this.
It's about the national strategy for countering domestic terrorism.
Listing gun owners and veterans and people that question elections or lockdowns as terrorists.
dan friesen
What's interesting there is that Alex is combining his MIAC report and strategic document, the present day one.
The gun owners and veterans, that's a holdover from 2009.
It's interesting the way his brain works, in as much as it's not interesting at all.
alex jones
And saying they're going to have a war, if the FBI had any self-preservation, any common sense, the FBI would not be led.
Into a war with the American remnant.
I mean, you think we couldn't win a war against the Vietnamese or the Afghans?
Can you imagine the left isn't going to fight this war?
They want FBI agents.
They want federal marshals.
They want ATF.
They want bureaucrats.
Do bureaucrats want soldiers, men, to go out and fight other men?
For their domination.
And the simple thought is, if you're not under mind control, is I don't want to fight with the FBI or the U.S. military.
That wouldn't help America anyways.
And I'm an American.
I'd rather reach out and wake them up.
And they're like, hmm, we see criminals running down America, selling us out to China, and now the left wants us to go start a war with gun owners and veterans and declare them this.
Maybe we should start saying no.
And that is what this is.
dan friesen
So yeah, this is the way Alex is interpreting this trivial news story.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's a sign that the FBI doesn't want to fight on behalf of the left against gun owners and veterans and patriots.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
You know, the reason that...
The FBI and the bureaucrats and the like should handle this is because this is not a war.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
You are just...
You guys aren't ideologically aligned to save the country.
You're just a bunch of idiot criminals.
Just like everybody thought you were.
dan friesen
Idiot potential criminals.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
Well, the ones who've already committed crimes.
Criminals.
The ones who are idiots.
They're on their way.
They're on the street.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex gets off this topic.
After very bizarrely interpreting this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he has a guest.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Now, this guest, someone who's very exciting.
jordan holmes
Somebody else's lawyer?
dan friesen
This is a get.
No, this is a get.
jordan holmes
Okay, this is a real get.
dan friesen
You know this guy.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
From going viral for yelling at a San Diego.
jordan holmes
Hey, there we go!
He's back at it!
Back at it like a crack addict!
dan friesen
Alex finally got a hold of the guy who yelled at the San Diego board and went viral.
Matthew Baker, I believe is his name.
And uh-oh, turns out he's been on Owen Troyer's show multiple times.
jordan holmes
There we go.
alex jones
Well, everybody said, my God, this guy sounds like Alex Jones 2.0.
And it turned out I didn't even know he's been on the war room twice.
I knew he looked familiar.
He's on at the bottom of the hour in 30 minutes.
Matt Baker?
dan friesen
Yeah, of course he's somebody who was on Owen's show multiple times.
It's like an aspiring right-wing shit grifter.
Anyway, he's just somebody who Alex kind of, like, he's a big fan of Alex's.
So he's just repeating the things that Alex taught him to parrot at this board meeting.
The video goes viral, and then Alex interviews him about what was it like to yell the things I taught you, more or less.
It's a stupid Ouroboros interview.
alex jones
It's good to have you here with us, Matt.
matt baker
Well, it's fantastic to be on the show, Alex, and you know I am a massive fan, and what people don't realize is I might not always be screaming and yelling, but when I do, it's for freedom.
alex jones
Well, let me say, I'm a massive fan of you, brother, so we're all team team humanity.
Yeah!
unidentified
Ah!
jordan holmes
Ah!
alex jones
We're not submitting to Klaus Schwab!
unidentified
We've only begun to fight!
dan friesen
This is very much cringy.
jordan holmes
This is why you guys aren't going to fight a war.
Because what you've got right there is just...
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
You ever have to introduce yourself to somebody for the third or fourth time?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You've had that.
I've had a friendship before that started, I swear to God, because both of us...
Thought we were doing that at the same time.
Both of us had...
I don't think we had ever met before, but because we were comics and because we had kind of generally seen each other around before, we just kind of started talking and both of us were so confused and weren't sure if we had already met the other person that we just became friends for a couple of years.
Like, it wasn't even...
Like, we just...
And the friendship was entirely based around not wanting to be like, Hey, how you doing?
I'm Jordan.
And then have them be like, Yeah, we met the last time.
You know?
That was the only thing that started our friendship, just assuming that we had already met before.
dan friesen
Similarly, one time I became friends with a comic because we just went up to each other and went, That did sound about right.
And then we started a podcast about Alex Jones together.
unidentified
That's not as far away as Michael might think.
dan friesen
So I just have this clip of this guy who basically just indoctrinated by Alex Jones and then now is...
A drone.
An Alex Jones drone that's gone out.
unidentified
You go to these meetings, you'll meet real patriots.
jordan holmes
Not just right-wingers.
unidentified
You'll meet guys with dreads.
You'll meet black people, Asian people.
jordan holmes
Plenty of girls, too.
unidentified
Owen's always talking about, you know, I have a saying.
It's called ball coin.
It's like Bitcoin.
jordan holmes
There's a supply and demand in this world.
alex jones
No, I mean, I'm famous before that.
Exactly.
unidentified
I can't.
alex jones
I'm married.
I can't go to patriot events.
Women rip your clothes off.
And people don't even know this.
And it's black women, white women.
They want freedom.
unidentified
We just want somebody to stand up for them.
They're like, why are we living in a world full of cucks?
dan friesen
This is great.
jordan holmes
Wild.
Wild.
dan friesen
Ball coin.
jordan holmes
Head to a Patriot rally and get your dick sucked.
Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
unidentified
If you want to fight for freedom, you're going to get that dick sucked.
dan friesen
This is just like PCU.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Tonight at the pit, everyone gets laid.
jordan holmes
Everyone gets laid, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, I don't care about this guy.
He is just basically like, oh, you are being interviewed about how you believe InfoWars stuff on InfoWars.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Great!
It's like when he interviewed Rex or some shit like that.
unidentified
It's cute.
jordan holmes
It's like, yeah, of course you believe the same shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a pointless exercise.
Yeah.
But...
He has another guest.
It's a guy named Dr. Vladimir Zelensky.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's a guy who's big into hydroxychloroquine and what have you.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm not going to play any clips of him because I don't really care.
And he also talks about how there's a war, a spiritual battle.
I don't know.
I think that takes away some of your scientific credibility if you're talking about how the devil is upon us.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
What's he a doctor in?
dan friesen
I'm not sure.
jordan holmes
See, there's a problem.
dan friesen
But we have to end this episode on a high note.
jordan holmes
Of course.
Is it when Owen gets arrested?
dan friesen
No.
We don't know.
I don't know what's happened with Owen as of the time of this recording.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
But there's only one high note that I can think of that will satisfy us.
And mic down for this.
unidentified
You can feel it.
alex jones
Yes, you can.
unidentified
The Optics.
The Optics.
alex jones
Oh, I can taste it.
I've certainly seen it.
I have faced it.
unidentified
Oh, Lord, I can.
alex jones
Oh, we're very there now.
unidentified
You wanna be Cause you can take it Because the whole galaxy is just a city.
alex jones
And we're going to get off this planet together.
It's God's plan.
You belong in the city.
You belong.
And those that are going to try to block the development of our species are already destined to fail.
They already signed on to the wrong spirit.
They already signed on to the wrong energy.
They know they're cut off, and that's why they're so angry.
dan friesen
When you think about it, the galaxy is just a city.
Alex never would have said that if the song wasn't You Belong to the City.
unidentified
Of course!
alex jones
I love it.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
God damn it, it's good.
jordan holmes
It's true.
And you know what?
The only thing that unites all humans, all humans, regardless of race, creed, background, ideology, religion, a dope sax.
That's what you need.
You just need a good sax solo.
That's all you need.
dan friesen
Man.
Man, oh man.
jordan holmes
Give me that treble sex.
dan friesen
I thought you were going to say that the one thing that unites everybody is loving Alex Jones rambling over You Belong to the City.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
And I honestly think that it definitely connects the extremes.
I hate Alex Jones, and even I can enjoy that.
And Alex clearly loves it.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But I bet there's a bunch of people in the middle who wouldn't find it as interesting as I do.
jordan holmes
That's probably true.
dan friesen
Or as fun.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, but come on.
dan friesen
Damn it, that was a good one, though.
jordan holmes
You can see it!
Oh, I can see it!
dan friesen
Oh, I can taste it!
jordan holmes
Oh, I can taste it!
I don't know if I could listen to that song, like, casually without filling in my own Alex bullshit.
dan friesen
I heard it at the store.
I heard it at the grocery store, like, a couple months back, and I went, ooh!
I got pretty excited.
jordan holmes
Oh, you could feel it.
unidentified
I could feel it.
jordan holmes
You could feel it!
dan friesen
There's nothing better than...
I know I've just said this, but there's nothing better than that the galaxy is just a city.
unidentified
That's pro-shit.
That's...
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
What else could we get him to compare things to if we just played any song?
dan friesen
If Cars was playing...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was gonna say.
dan friesen
The galaxy is really just a car.
jordan holmes
Galaxy's a lot like a car.
dan friesen
Here in my car.
jordan holmes
You can whip it.
You must whip it.
You know, in a lot of the ways, we have to whip the galaxy into shape, if you will.
dan friesen
You gotta whip it good.
jordan holmes
You gotta whip it good.
Move forward.
Oh, I can whip it.
dan friesen
Take a break.
jordan holmes
Ooh, I can whip it.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I think the largest thing that I wanted to stress on this episode is really that Owen's...
I have no faith that he's actually going to see the inside of a jail cell.
jordan holmes
Probably not.
dan friesen
He may.
It seems unlikely.
And the reality behind it is this deferred prosecution.
Alex is not in any real trouble of any sort.
jordan holmes
Nope, this all falls on Owen's dumb shoulders.
dan friesen
Now, I do think it's funny, though, because as we've gone through this stretch of time, you see Alex not seeing this coming at all.
Owen having a warrant out for his arrest.
Even on the 20th, Alex is responding to this news, this Reuters article, about him being exonerated, and he sees this as...
The FBI deciding that they don't want to fight with the globalists.
An hour after that, Owen's on air saying, well, I gotta turn myself in.
jordan holmes
Ah, well, the FBI is fighting against the globalists.
dan friesen
I guess the FBI are bad guys again.
jordan holmes
The FBI are globalists again!
dan friesen
Yeah, just like Drudge, losing control of the Drudge Report again.
jordan holmes
Oh man, somebody kicked him out.
dan friesen
Oh no, the FBI are villains.
Yeah, so, look, there's not, this is stupid.
This stretch of time is stupid.
Yep.
Owen's dumb.
Should have done his community service.
jordan holmes
All he had to do was 32 hours.
That's nothing!
dan friesen
Yep.
But I know people were really excited to hear our take on it, and there it is.
jordan holmes
There it is.
What an idiot.
dan friesen
Yes.
We'll be back, Jordan.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
It's also freeowen.crime.bandcamp.com.
jordan holmes
.frankspeech.
dan friesen
.blogspot.
jordan holmes
.biz.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
Now go to Ben Jordan.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
And if you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
I'm the juiciest ice cube.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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