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Aug. 20, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#588: August 15, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones does or does not cover the news of the Taliban taking Kabul.  Instead of getting into that news, Alex mostly rambles about Covid and shares some interesting thoughts about King Arthur. Citations

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alex jones
13:14
d
dan friesen
41:10
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jordan holmes
20:16
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chris sky
01:16
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steve quayle
00:02
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unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need.
alex jones
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty, Celine alters.
jordan holmes
Drink novelty, Celine alters.
I think we're about to get cups that are made out of Celine altars.
I think that's what's going to happen here.
dan friesen
This is just still right in July on my checks, man.
I cannot get out of autopilot sometimes.
jordan holmes
It's tough.
It's tough.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Dan.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's new for you?
I've got a question for you.
dan friesen
Okay.
Sure.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, this is not buzz marketing for the post office.
This is not SpawnCon.
jordan holmes
Does the post office sponsor things?
Stamps.
dan friesen
I'm sending out all these buttons.
It's so fun.
Look at these stamps.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, you're a philatelist.
dan friesen
Cappuccino.
Cappuccino stamps.
There's like a bunch of coffee drinks.
That's really fun.
I just got these ones that are people tap dancing.
jordan holmes
Okay, I see them.
They're in different movements.
Yeah, they're tap dancing in different ways.
dan friesen
It's so fun because it's clear.
You can tell motion.
It's a static picture.
It's not moving at all, but you can tell there's movement.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, and then the highlight is this one.
Sun Science.
jordan holmes
Oh, that is actually pretty cool.
dan friesen
They're, like, kind of shiny.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, like, they reflect light.
If you move them around, you get different...
Looks of the sun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not bad.
dan friesen
So some people who are getting buttons are going to get some cool sun stamps.
Some are going to get some tap dancing and some are going to get coffee drinks.
jordan holmes
I'm waiting for you to get some binders and start really going for the stamp collecting.
We're going to get 300 stamps by the end of this year.
dan friesen
I mean, look, dude, one of the things that is definitely true is that I do have a collector's impulse.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
I used to collect, certainly, basketball cards.
A little bit of football cards.
Mostly basketball, though.
Marvel cards.
jordan holmes
Did you?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
dan friesen
They had those.
jordan holmes
But you weren't a Pokemon card person.
dan friesen
I was a little bit too old for that.
My timing was a tiny bit off.
jordan holmes
Did you do Magic the Gathering?
dan friesen
I would have, but my parents found it demonic.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right!
You got right in that match.
dan friesen
It was something that was very attractive to me, and in hindsight, I wish that I had the wherewithal to stand up and just be like, I'm gonna have a secret.
But I did not.
jordan holmes
I had a weird situation.
I went to a Magic the Gathering tournament at a, what's it called, the Masonic Lodge.
One of my friends, his dad was a Mason.
dan friesen
This is exactly what my parents were saying.
Yeah, the Masons are involved with Magic the Gathering.
jordan holmes
He took me to a Magic the Gathering tournament at a Masonic Temple.
And I did not do well.
It was only my second time playing, but it was very interesting.
dan friesen
And then they took 12 ounces of your blood.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
For losing.
jordan holmes
That's where it all went south for me.
dan friesen
I don't think I'll get into collecting stamps, but the only reason is because there's too many of them.
Yeah.
It's been too long that they've been making them.
jordan holmes
It does seem a little daunting to start collecting stamps now.
dan friesen
Yeah, now is not the time.
Like, a long time ago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
1880s.
You start collecting stamps.
By the end of the century, you're golden.
But now...
dan friesen
Same with coins.
It just seems like, these boats have sailed.
But there is still a part of me that yearns for a collection of something.
jordan holmes
I mean, we gotta start diving for doubloons.
We should collect doubloons.
dan friesen
I can't tell you how in I am on that.
Let's do it.
Let's get some buried, sunken treasures.
jordan holmes
The next James Cameron.
dan friesen
Let's...
Next vacation.
Let's go hunting for treasure.
jordan holmes
All right.
Put it in the books, Treasure Hunting 2022.
dan friesen
I hear that there's a clue on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
We should go check that out.
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot?
Oh, there's a new game out called Humankind, I think is the name of it.
Pretty sure.
But it's basically Civilization VI.
But it's different.
It's really, really good.
dan friesen
It's the same, but different.
jordan holmes
It's one of those games where you play it and you're like, okay, I realize that this is almost exactly like Civilization VI.
But then, while you're playing it, you're like...
I don't know if there's any other way to make this type of game, though.
Like, that's how incredibly valuable Civilization is, the game series.
dan friesen
Like, sort of, like, city and state simulation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you start out just the way you, kind of the way you do.
You start out in the Neolithic Age, and some of the cool things about it is that you can change your society and evolve over time instead of just being stuck with, like, oh, we're the, you know, Joe Empire, and now you're gonna stay Yes, really interesting.
dan friesen
I am looking it up and I'm seeing that it's just on computers now.
So I am out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I apologize for that.
dan friesen
But that does sound really fun.
jordan holmes
It's really good.
dan friesen
It's really good.
I do find that I enjoy those games a little bit more than I thought I did.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I definitely loved, like, SimCity and Civilization when I was younger and coming up.
But I...
Simulation games kind of took a real backseat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But there's a lot of fun in that.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
And it's a nice mix.
If you've ever played Crusader Kings 2 or something like that, where the level of complexity is such that it's so impossible to...
Hey, just start playing.
You have to read through Reddit for an hour just to figure out how to start the game.
dan friesen
How do I walk?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
But this one has that good mix of difficulty and simplicity and fun.
unidentified
It's great.
jordan holmes
It's great.
I like it.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today what we're doing is we are talking about August 15th.
Ah, shit.
This is the day that the news broke of the Taliban.
Yep.
Entering Kabul.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
So I thought it would be interesting to check in, you know, like, these days that things happen, I always am interested in the snapshot.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
You know, the day of.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
What is Alex's coverage?
He's the tip of the spear.
jordan holmes
The capital has fallen.
dan friesen
He's tomorrow's news today.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So today, if something's happening, I guess he should be way ahead of it.
jordan holmes
You would think.
dan friesen
Because he didn't cover...
This yesterday or the day before.
jordan holmes
No, no.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so this day's news wasn't covered yesterday.
Today's news is today.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
So let's see.
I want to see how he covers it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So here we are, August 15th.
We'll get down to business on this.
But first, Jordan, let's take a little moment and say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Manuel Z. Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Manuel.
dan friesen
Next, Wombat Lord.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Wombat Lord.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Lex.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Lex.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Chesterfield.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Squid Muscle.
jordan holmes
Do squids have muscles?
dan friesen
I'm not sure.
That's an interesting question.
And we got a technocrat out there.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank y 'all.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And also a thank you to Samuel.
I've got a new member for Selene's family.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Got an African rhino.
And the message here is, I, Gorlax, the destroyer of local municipalities, swear on dying fealty to the altar of Selene.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then parenthetically, I know I'm copying the good person who adopted the elephant, but it's a good idea.
So thank you, Gorlax.
jordan holmes
You know, sometimes things evolve outside of your control, and it looks a little scary sometimes.
Ivory Tower.
dan friesen
So, we're going to start off here, and Alex does get into Afghanistan a little bit off the jump.
alex jones
Taliban, after 20 years and $2 trillion spent to create this United Nations utopia of love and kindness and goodness.
jordan holmes
Really?
alex jones
It's all been a giant fraud to get the opium.
It's all been a giant scam to secure the country for China so they can get trillions of dollars in rare earth minerals out of the country.
And now China is moving in to replace the United States as the new empire to take control.
But they don't need to use any violence.
They'll just simply buy off the Taliban.
jordan holmes
Didn't we try that?
alex jones
They're trying to blame President Trump for what has...
But he had a completely different plan of withdrawal.
This has been a panic withdrawal, almost as if they wanted this to happen on purpose.
Helicopters are evacuating staff from the U.S. Embassy in Kabul as the Taliban entered the Afghan capital from all sides.
dan friesen
So I'm sure some people are trying to blame Trump for the current situation in Afghanistan, and I would agree that that's kind of looking at too small of a picture.
I would say the same of people who'd like to throw complete blame onto Biden.
I think it's a limited scope.
There's plenty of blame to go around to a whole lot of people, but I also kind of believe that assigning appropriate levels of blame isn't something that we're capable of doing on this podcast.
So I don't even want to engage in it.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Alex is in a really tough situation here for his narratives because...
Right.
That's one of the territories where we came closest to agreement with the positions that Alex espoused.
In October 2020, Trump announced that he wanted to withdraw all U.S. troops from Afghanistan by Christmas.
I'm not sure what qualifies to Alex as a gradual withdrawal, but considering how long the war had dragged on, it seems like that's not super gradual.
The Taliban celebrated this announcement, mostly because it was in keeping in line with Trump's obligation under the Doha Agreement, which was signed in February 2020 between the United States and the Taliban.
One of the major points of this agreement was the U.S., quote, After his election in April 2021, Biden gave a speech where he laid out his plans as they related to troop withdrawal from Afghanistan.
According to the Doha agreement, troops were supposed to be out within 14 months or by May 1st.
Biden decided to begin the withdrawal then with the goal of being out by September 11th.
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
This is a hard thing to wrap your head around.
From the people who are in Afghanistan right now to the veterans who are wrestling with these developments and their own personal relationship to the people who...
It's staggering, the amount of people who are suffering.
And it's...
I just...
I don't know.
I'm not capable of having the right position on this.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I mean, I think the only major thing that I can say with 100% certainty is that the amount of people screaming about George Bush and Cheney and the military contractors in 2001 is not large enough.
That is the fundamental issue from the very fucking beginning.
And that they're even talking about...
Any other governments beyond the first one first is insane to me.
Who gives a shit about Biden or Trump or Obama at this point?
We have to deal with the original fucking problem, which we never even bothered to deal with.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think there's something to be said for that.
I think there's something to be said for...
The maintenance of the war is also something where...
But again, you're getting into finger-pointing, and I think that there is an appropriate amount of that that can be done.
But it's not the most important point right now, I don't think.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Well, I mean...
I suppose the most important problem is that we owe...
We stole it and destroyed it, and then we left and said, here's the mess.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, our best attempts that we could make to pay back a country would be...
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it would be making everybody that wanted to be a United States citizen and giving them fucking Utah.
I mean, honestly, we owe them a country.
dan friesen
Metaphorically giving them Utah, I suppose.
Yeah, we owe a lot of folks, certainly, citizenship, amnesty.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's too big of a tragedy.
dan friesen
It is.
It is.
And one of the things that I think is really difficult and one of the things that I can't really understand even as much as I can read on the subject is, is there any point at which it wouldn't have been a tragedy at this point for us when we withdrew?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Would another year have made a difference?
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Would six months have made a difference?
The extent to which...
There is no really good solution that doesn't end up in a messed up place.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I mean, it seems like a fairly simple tactical problem that if you have an insurgent force that's willing to fight until every last one of them is dead, then you can either say, then the only way we win is if we kill all of them, or we stop.
It's kind of the central issue there.
Yeah.
If you leave, they're still there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And they're gonna fight until they all are dead.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And it's something that's really weird, too, in as much as I think that people our age, certainly, I know we're a little bit different in age.
I'm a little older than you.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that might make a difference, but, like...
This was really the first disillusionment of my adult life, was the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
The aftermath of 9-11 was something that really brought into focus political disappointment and protest and that kind of involvement.
And to be now pushing 40...
And here we are.
It's disillusioning all over again in a certain way.
I can't imagine what other people are going through.
Obviously, whatever I'm experiencing is so minimal compared to other folks.
But it's very messed up.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, that was immediately following 9-11 was the first time in my life where I saw adults.
With that much bloodthirst.
Like, open, just straight up New York Times headlines, let's kill them all.
You know, like, it's that kind of level of jingoistic murder being called for.
And I had no idea that adults would act that dumb.
And it's just been proven over and over again.
dan friesen
It's the American way.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yeah.
It was just insane.
It was insane to watch in real time just to...
Whoa.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex has some other news about what's going on in Afghanistan.
alex jones
Taliban ready to declare Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, which China has already recognized.
dan friesen
That's not true.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
China had not recognized the Taliban as the Islamic Emirate or anything.
Alex is making that up because it's part of what allows him to fit everything into his tidy little conspiracy.
There have been prior news reports suggesting that China would be willing to normalize their relations with the Taliban if they were to take Kabul.
But that has not happened, according to an article in the Associated Press from August.
18th, quote, if we are going to recognize a government, we will have to wait till the government is formed, foreign ministry spokesperson Zhao Lijian said on Wednesday, quote, only after that will we come to the question of diplomatic recognition.
Yeah.
unidentified
So that's not even something that they have done.
dan friesen
Alex is just making that up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, that, I mean, to see, to even say that is like to imply that things are done.
Like the situation in Afghanistan is just, well, they finished, it's over, you know, nobody's going to be opening up very normalized diplomatic relations for a while at least.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I mean, like when the Taliban was in charge of the country prior to 9-11, very few, Not a huge diplomatic powerhouse, the Taliban.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
The concept of it moving forward with many countries recognizing and normalizing relations, it seems fairly unlikely.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's not like we're, you know, it's not like everybody's trust in America to not change their mind in two years or whatever it is, you know?
Like, what makes you think that a new president in two years wouldn't try and start another fucking war somewhere, you know?
Like, it's ridiculous to think that they wouldn't.
dan friesen
Yeah, who knows.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So to me, I think that this is probably the top news story that Alex could be covering here on the 15th.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
But it's not.
jordan holmes
Oh.
alex jones
Okay, let's just plow right into the big story.
And it's not the fall of Afghanistan.
No, it's the fall of Western civilization by design, by the globalist, part of their post-industrial Agenda 2030 plan that I've been warning of for decades that we're now in the middle of.
So, here's the headline.
It's on Infowars.com.
It's an RT article.
Biden DHS officially designates anti-lockdown protesters as terrorists.
You're going to read the whole article.
dan friesen
So this is an important case study that I'd like to make.
I want to make this super clear for everybody.
The headline of this story on RT is, quote, Biden administration warns of threat from anti-lockdown extremists and terrorist sympathizers marking 9-11 anniversary.
Now, of course, if you read the article when it's reposted on Infowars, you see a completely different headline.
Quote, Biden DHS officially designates anti-lockdown protesters as terrorists.
The headline of the RT article is fairly accurate as it relates to the content of the article, but the Infowars version is not.
It only gets worse when you get to the subheadline that's been added on Infowars.
Quote, Biden's attempt to establish Soviet-style dictatorship now official.
What?
jordan holmes
Okay, that was quick.
dan friesen
This is absolute next level of violating journalistic ethics.
Not only has Alex been found to have not gotten permission to repost other outlets' articles many times in the past, it's very clear that his website is transforming other people's work.
This headline does not match the RT article, and whatever credibility that a website viewer might apply to RT is being stolen by Infowars and subverted for their own purposes.
And it gets worse, too.
Within the body of the article, Infowars has inserted multiple tweets, one by Paul Joseph Watson, which do not appear in the body of the RT article.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
dan friesen
There's no editorial indication that these tweets are not part of the original article, and the sole byline on the article is RT.
There's also multiple ads for Alex's dumb pills and an embedded video of someone Owen Schroyer interviewed, but these are less concerning in terms of directly misrepresenting content than just embedding tweets.
unidentified
Uh, Alex, nobody's willing to work with us anymore.
jordan holmes
We've kind of burned all of our bridges.
Uh, I got a plan.
Steal it!
dan friesen
Take everyone's content.
jordan holmes
Take it and put it on there any fucking way.
dan friesen
And, uh, warp it a little bit.
No one cares.
No one respects us anyway.
jordan holmes
Have you listened to our show?
Come on.
dan friesen
Considering how concerned Alex was about the co-founder of Snopes plagiarizing some articles, I would suggest he get his own house in order, because this is amazingly unethical work.
jordan holmes
I think it's almost like he saw Snopes plagiarize articles and went, Oh!
I could just plagiarize articles!
dan friesen
No, because this kind of practice has been going on for a long time.
But I just think that this is an interesting instance of...
Like, a very transparent transformation of a work.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, you have this article in RT, and Alex is completely changing the headline, adding a sub-headline, throwing in some of his own content in the middle of it.
jordan holmes
Still giving RT the byline, though.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
That's not good.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't be happy with that if I were them.
dan friesen
No.
I'd probably seize and desist his ass.
jordan holmes
I would send a letter at least.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Something sternly worded.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This isn't fair to them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not usually on the side of defending RT, but here we are.
dan friesen
I mean, as an outlet, you shouldn't have to put up with your stuff being misrepresented like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
No, it'd be like somebody just reposting one of our episodes with Knowledge Fight guys prove that they're socialist monsters and then cut their own ads into the episode.
dan friesen
So, Alex gets to what this is all behind.
Like, what's all behind this?
They're calling lockdown protesters terrorists.
And it has to do with this National Strategy for Countering Domestic Terrorism document.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And then on page 10 of the National Strategy for Countering Domestic Terrorism came out two months ago.
They made an official policy.
They said any narratives of fraud in the recent general election...
You can put it back on screen for me.
Thanks.
The emboldening impact of the violent breach of the U.S. Capitol, conditions related to the COVID-19 pandemic, and conspiracy theories promoting violence will almost certainly spur someone to try to engage in violence.
dan friesen
So you heard that little stutter step there at the end.
What happened was Alex was cold reading this paragraph, so he came to an abbreviation, DVE, and he didn't know what it meant, so he just said someone.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If he'd actually read or understood this document in any depth, he would know that that means domestic violent extremists.
That abbreviation is actually explained on this very same page of the document like four sentences prior to the one he's reading.
jordan holmes
That's way further up.
dan friesen
It is.
Alex is sort of reading this correctly, but he's not quite giving it the context it requires to be understood.
Here's the larger passage that this is from.
"Enduring DVE motivations pertaining to biases against minority populations and perceived government overreach will almost certainly continue to drive DVE radicalization and mobilization of violence.
Newer sociopolitical developments, such as narratives of fraud in the recent general election, the emboldening impact of the violent breach of the U.S. Capitol, conditions related to the COVID-19 pandemic, and conspiracy theories promoting violence will almost certainly spur some DVEs to engage in violence this year.
The document lays out that the two primary varieties of domestic terrorism that are on their radar are racially motivated and anti-government related.
But even with that being said, they point out that "other domestic terrorists may be motivated to violence by single issue ideologies related to abortion, animal rights, environmental, or involuntary celibate violent extremism, as well as other grievances or a combination of ideological influences.
unidentified
In some cases, individuals may develop All right.
dan friesen
This document doesn't label Trump supporters or any anti-lockdown protesters to be terrorists, and it honestly barely even spends any time on them.
It's a broader picture, but Alex and his friends just can't waste any opportunity to portray themselves as the world's biggest targets and victims, and it's just boring.
jordan holmes
Yeah, especially whenever it has been proven over and over and over again that these types of things almost always wind up being more directed towards leftist protesters than anything else.
dan friesen
I think this is honestly, from the sense that I could get from it, is about...
Bigot violence.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
No, of course.
That seems to be what there's most noted in this document.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I mean, I suppose my problem with those documents is always like whenever they're talking about bigot violence, they're not including that most of the DVEs are also the people trying to investigate the protests.
dan friesen
I think that if you were somebody who was inclined towards...
Bigotry-related domestic violent extremism.
You might hear something like this and think, oh man, these immigrants.
alex jones
The southern border is completely wide open.
There are people coming across with bubonic plague cases spreading all over the United States now in four states.
They are pouring across with hundreds of tropical diseases that are extremely rare.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Even in the tropics that are now spreading all over the United States.
But they're going to tell you that your five-year-old needs to wear a mask.
That's just the cultic, evil, lazy, leftist teachers union wanting to swing their filthy weight around.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it's not reminiscent of sort of Nazi demonization campaigns.
jordan holmes
Wrote down gypsies and Jews right there.
Might as well just put them in there.
dan friesen
It's certainly not something we've seen.
unidentified
This has never led to genocide before.
dan friesen
It's also something that Alex does quite a bit, is equating disease with immigrants and other populations that he doesn't like.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And that's disgusting.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, this Bubonic Plague storyline has gotten out of control.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't know why we're still on Bubonic Plague.
dan friesen
Apparently there's transmission of bubonic plague in four states now, which is not true.
And also, Alex has traced it.
I guess there was an index patient that was an immigrant.
jordan holmes
No, it was actually a capuchin monkey, but then it spread from there, and Alex knew the guy who sold the capuchin.
dan friesen
What you don't understand is that the reason I need to sell so many supplements and dumb pills is that we have...
A state-of-the-art lab where we do research and figure out exactly where the plague came from.
jordan holmes
Actually, do you know who was the first person who had the bubonic plague?
dan friesen
I know, it's Steve.
jordan holmes
It's Dr. Steve Pachanek, my friend.
Of course it is.
He cured it himself, too.
dan friesen
I know the first case very well.
It's someone who I'm very well acquainted with because his name is me!
jordan holmes
His name is me!
dan friesen
So great.
jordan holmes
Ah, Dr. Steve.
dan friesen
So, yeah.
Alex is being disgusting.
But, you know, he's also really prepared.
alex jones
And so, I'm going to calm down.
Next segment, I'm going to cover all the news.
I'm not complaining.
I spent...
My wife's been out of town, so most of my children are gone right now.
And so, I've been studying 12 hours a day.
jordan holmes
Drinking.
alex jones
12 hours a day.
jordan holmes
Drinking 12 hours a day.
alex jones
I studied, oh, about five hours Friday.
I studied about 14 hours yesterday.
jordan holmes
Saturday?
alex jones
And I studied about seven hours today.
And I'm just too loaded for bear.
Let me just calm down, and I'm going to come back, and I'm going to restart the whole broadcast, and I'm going to go right into all this.
dan friesen
Okay, I'm sure you are.
I'm sure this is gonna happen.
jordan holmes
Alright, we're 45 minutes in.
Let me calm it down.
We're gonna start from the beginning.
dan friesen
I've done a million hours of studying in the last day.
Oh, I've studied for 36 hours in the past 24. I don't know if this is a weird quibble for me, and maybe I've even used the term in the past, but somehow saying studying hits my ear weird.
jordan holmes
Studying?
dan friesen
Because usually, like, you study for something.
You study for a test.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You know, it doesn't...
I don't know why.
Studying as an exercise doesn't seem like...
I don't know.
For some reason, it doesn't feel like the right word.
But I might be splitting hairs.
jordan holmes
Researching seems like the correct word, then.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
Or investigating.
jordan holmes
Investigating is good.
dan friesen
Reading.
jordan holmes
Reading would be very simple and easy to say.
dan friesen
Yeah, studying is just a strange word.
Also, Alex didn't do any of that shit.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, absolutely not.
That's why we're talking about the word.
dan friesen
But also, imagine if, like, you prepared really hard and really well, and then this is what happened to you.
Like, imagine...
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
I would love to see Alex try and defend his PhD.
unidentified
Oh.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
unidentified
But, like, imagine...
dan friesen
Imagine if, sincerely, you did prepare, and then you're, like, completely fucked up by preparation.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
It's just been a habit for my whole life.
I know everything, but I fail every test because I prepare too much.
I just failed every test.
dan friesen
I mean, if you were in that...
Sort of position.
If that was what happened to you, then I can understand why you would learn to never prepare.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it would drive you insane.
dan friesen
Which is why Alex might never read anything.
Because when he does prepare, he gets into this headspace.
jordan holmes
He gets too unhappy.
dan friesen
It's terrible.
jordan holmes
It's awful.
dan friesen
So this next clip is another thing that I wanted to use as kind of a teachable moment.
In the same way that looking at that RT headline that Alex has completely changed and added to the body of the text.
This is another piece of rhetorical technique that Alex uses, that if you can recognize some stuff like this, it is very helpful in terms of penetrating his bullshit.
alex jones
The Taliban are cavemen, and they are terrible people, and they keep little boys as sex slaves.
Something actually the Democratic Party came out in internal memos and said is kind of cool, and they let them have kidnapped children, youngest three, in rape dungeons all over the Afghans.
Stan, I told you about that years ago, but now that's in the news.
So they are a caveman, pedophilic demon creature.
The mainline men are.
And homosexuality is about 90% in Afghanistan, about 50% in the Middle East.
That's why the left loves them.
I mean, hell, they got giant grooming gangs in England.
jordan holmes
What the fuck are you talking about?
alex jones
5,000 and other.
Young is six years old.
They complain.
They chop them up, put them in meat kebab machines.
Again, you're a new listener.
You think this sounds crazy.
Fauci takes live babies, keeps them alive, scalps them, puts their brains and their hair on rats.
And they chain people up and put maggots inside their brains to eat their brains.
And they chain up beagles and do it.
I mean, that's all true.
I can pull it all up for you right now.
dan friesen
So what Alex did right there is really indicative of his style, and it's a perfect encapsulation of why it's kind of impossible to even think about talking to him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That clip was a minute long.
What I'm going to give you is an incomplete list of the different claims Alex would need to substantiate before I would allow him to say another sentence.
jordan holmes
Okay, here we go.
dan friesen
One, the Democratic Party said in internal memos that it's kind of cool that the Taliban keep children as sex lawyers.
jordan holmes
WikiLeaks!
dan friesen
I'm gonna need to know who these...
Who is this?
jordan holmes
It's the WikiLeaks.
dan friesen
Democratic Party at DemocraticParty.com Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
They said about DNC at DNC sent to DNC.
dan friesen
Okay.
Two, 90% of Afghanistan are homosexual.
jordan holmes
I don't even know if I can fake a reason for that one.
dan friesen
That is definitely not true.
And I can find no indication of where Alex might be pulling this figure from.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Patricia Grossman, the Associate Asia Director for Human Rights Watch, told The Telegraph, quote, In Afghanistan, same-sex relations are punishable by 5 to 15 years in prison under a law that bans all sex between individuals not married to each other.
Afghan law specifies that marriage is between a man and a woman.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was gonna say, in what world would you get that?
What anonymous poll would even come up with that?
That's insane.
dan friesen
Three, 50% of the population of the Middle East is homosexual.
Again, this stat is unfounded, and Alex couldn't back this up to save his life.
For some context, in the United States, a recent Gallup poll showed that we're at a record of 5.6% of the population who self-identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or trans.
The proportion of the population in the Middle East that Alex is claiming are homosexual is absurd.
jordan holmes
Insane.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Insane.
dan friesen
That whole children and meat kebabs thing he's going to need to talk about a little bit.
jordan holmes
No, that one's just self-evident.
dan friesen
We covered that on a past episode, and Alex can't back up that story at all.
It has to do with the case of Charlene Downs, who was a girl who went missing in 2003 in the UK.
Two men who ran a fast food spot were tried for her murder and in the trial the prosecutors alleged that the men had discussed chopping up her body and putting it into the kebab.
Wow.
Look at what happens in countries that hold police accountable.
I wouldn't let Alex proceed until he accepted that this was a story that he couldn't prove at all, and he's just yelling detail points.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Five!
Fauci takes live babies and keeps them alive so he can scalp them and put their hair and brains on rats.
jordan holmes
That one seemed to come out of left field.
dan friesen
That's just stuff that's dumb misrepresentations of the new Center for Medical Progress.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Stuff that came out.
Alex couldn't substantiate any of this past just yelling about it.
jordan holmes
No, scalping is tough to substantiate.
dan friesen
They're chaining people and beagles up and putting maggots in their heads to eat their brains.
jordan holmes
Now, that one seems overly complicated.
dan friesen
I actually have no idea what Alex is talking about on that one.
jordan holmes
I have never heard of that one before.
dan friesen
This is such a wide swath of points about completely unrelated topics that would take a really long time to actually discuss.
And when you took the time to do so, it would become super clear that the version of these stories that Alex is presenting is not real.
When he shoots them off like a Gatling gun, what he's trying to do is create too many points for a listener to even consciously take in, let alone retain.
jordan holmes
Flood the market with bullshit.
dan friesen
This is a tactic that demagogues and bullshit artists use pretty regularly.
It's kind of a self-defense mechanism because on the one hand, it makes them appear to know a lot of stuff, and it also makes it so the most critical people probably wouldn't want to engage with them.
If you're trying to debate a point with Alex and he responded with a word salad like that, it would be really difficult to know what point you're supposed to respond to, which Yeah.
Yeah.
You might be able to bluff it and make people just too disoriented to argue with you.
And that's the strategy that's being employed here.
It's a dishonest and manipulative debate tactic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like throwing sand in your opponent's face.
Just being like, now debate me.
Like in Bloodsport.
This is the Jean-Claude Van Damme of...
Propagandists.
dan friesen
Debate.
jordan holmes
Debate, yes.
dan friesen
So yeah, Alex gets to talking about COVID, obviously.
Vaccines.
jordan holmes
Why?
There's the plague.
dan friesen
That's a good point.
jordan holmes
Why are we talking about a made-up plague whenever the real bubonic plague is in four states now, Dan?
dan friesen
Yeah, I would think that should be a bigger issue.
jordan holmes
If it's in four states, I'm concerned.
dan friesen
If Alex believed his own bullshit, he should be leading every show with, guys, do you remember what happened last time?
jordan holmes
Honestly, he should be telling people to wear a mask to avoid getting the bubonic plague.
dan friesen
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Your narratives are working across purposes.
jordan holmes
We're in trouble.
dan friesen
So Alex starts talking about Operation Lockstep, and this just isn't true.
alex jones
Let me explain the playbook to you.
This is a permanent world government, Rockefeller Foundation, cooked up plan called Operation Lockstep.
They're never going to end the lockdowns.
They're just going to tighten them down, loosen them up some, tighten them down more, loosen them up some, through successful approximation until you have a world ID card, global carbon tax systems, your phone tracking everywhere you go.
Forced gene therapies on a monthly basis, whatever the system wants to put into you, whenever they want.
No more FDA process, no more nothing, just absolute total tyranny.
dan friesen
What's fascinating to me about that is that none of that stuff's even in the document that Alex calls Operation Lockstep.
It's pretty remarkable the distance from primary sources that he's gotten and how much of this really just is...
Based on him repeating this stuff over and over again and building up the narratives.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's just snowballing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
As the snowball goes downhill, it grabs twigs.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
All of a sudden, you're...
A tiny little kernel of truth from a headline is now a snowball of bullshit about Fauci scalping babies.
dan friesen
So where did this virus come from, if you're Alex?
jordan holmes
I mean, I assume underneath babies' heads that were just scalped by Dr. Fauci.
dan friesen
Be serious.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
If you're Alex...
jordan holmes
Be serious.
dan friesen
If you're Alex, where did this virus come from?
jordan holmes
Where did the virus...
Wuhan, of course.
dan friesen
The Wuhan Institute of Virology.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
But also...
Fauci and Obama in North Carolina.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's true.
dan friesen
In 2015.
And then they transferred it over to Wuhan.
jordan holmes
Because they couldn't keep it in the United States anymore.
dan friesen
That has been the long-standing narrative.
jordan holmes
It's been the main one.
dan friesen
It's about to accidentally change.
alex jones
I watch 20 hours of UNWHO hearings.
In December of...
unidentified
2019.
alex jones
And we put out a 30-minute boil-down of 20 hours, and they're meeting in Switzerland, and they said, it's a total emergency.
Everyone's waking up to us.
We're just giving vaccines by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
jordan holmes
Send the Daleks.
alex jones
They're not even studied.
All of our frontline doctors are about to quit.
They're getting wobbly.
We've got to do something.
And I said on air, when that document came out and those videos came out, we didn't learn about it until January 2020.
I said this COVID thing out of England.
Now it's out of England?
This bioweapon cooked up in London.
jordan holmes
Why would it be cooked up in London?
alex jones
It's the answer to this.
dan friesen
So it's London now.
jordan holmes
Now it's London?
Why London?
dan friesen
I don't know.
unidentified
Oh boy.
I must have missed that twist in the narrative.
jordan holmes
The sun never set on the British virology.
dan friesen
I think Alex just accidentally said that it came out of England and he decided to run with it because who cares.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he just missed it.
He just missed it and then he was like, ah, that sounds good enough.
dan friesen
I suppose he could say that it was developed at Porton Down since he says that's the big bioweapon lab that he has in the UK.
But that's not in London.
That's in Wiltshire.
Alex didn't watch 20 hours of this UN World Health Organization conference.
We covered it back when he first discovered this stuff, but just for a little refresher, he's talking about the Global Vaccine Safety Summit that took place in 2019.
Alex didn't watch all of this, nor does he understand the issues they discussed.
He just saw a couple clips that anti-vax lunatic Del Bigtree posted, and then Alex wrote his own story to flesh out the rest of the details.
Whenever this narrative comes up, it's just a matter of me waiting to hear him say the word wobbly.
That's the only hinge word he has to remember this story.
He always says wobbly.
Yep, that's the only way he can jog his memory.
That word is actually used in a speech by Dr. Heidi Larson, the director of the Vaccine Confidence Project.
Dr. Larson gave a speech on the second day of the conference, and it's a bit more complex than the way Alex presents it.
She does say that there are doctors who are expressing less confidence in vaccines and that this is a problem, but she's not saying that those doctors are right.
Alex reports on this conference like it's the UN and the World Health Organization getting together to sound the alarm that doctors around the world are catching on to the scheme and that's what's making them wobbly.
jordan holmes
No, it's more like doctors are losing their fucking minds, people!
dan friesen
Yeah, and people have new methods of communicating misinformation or incomplete information.
In reality, Dr. Larson's speech was about how trust building is an essential step of moving forward in society.
Here's a clip from her speech that you're never going to hear on Infowars that I think actually pretty well captures a lot of her point.
unidentified
One of our biggest challenges, I think, now is getting rid of the term anti-vax, getting rid of the hostile language, and starting to have more conversations, to be open to questions, to make people feel like...
They shouldn't be judged when they're asking questions.
As crazy as those questions might seem to you, as stupid as they might seem, or as ignorant as they might seem.
dan friesen
This is an interesting perspective that she's bringing in terms of a way to proactively build trust, which is trying to disambiguate the people who are...
jordan holmes
Driving the propaganda from the people who are affected by the propaganda.
dan friesen
Yes, people who have sincere and legitimate concerns and questions that they feel aren't being answered, and people who are willfully misleading people.
Because if you can separate those two groups, you can make a lot of progress in terms of building trust with the people who have questions that maybe you would...
I think what she's saying...
It makes a lot of sense, especially from the position that she is in.
jordan holmes
Sure, no, of course.
And, you know, at the same time, you can definitely see a doctor having, like, his 30th parent come in the same day being like, I don't know if I should get my kid vaccinated.
And he's like, fuck me, stop reading the internet, and then turns into an asshole.
Like, you can see, it's an exhausting day.
dan friesen
I've watched House.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
Yeah, sure!
dan friesen
So Alex saw a couple clips from this summit that were put out by people motivated by a very...
Pretending that he studied the whole summit.
The fake version of that summit that he's established on the show is now like, and it has been for a bit, but it's the explanation for why the globalists needed to do COVID.
Sure.
unidentified
It's all a fun story, but it's just fake.
dan friesen
It's not real.
jordan holmes
It's insane.
dan friesen
So, yeah, the vaccine is premeditated murder.
alex jones
This is just hell on earth premeditated psychotic murder.
And now, they're going to say this winter, with all the incredible deaths, you never see stuff like this in the summer, all these diseases.
Imagine this winter, they're going to blame the unvaccinated and declare martial law, and Biden's ready to do it.
My God, it's here!
Total extermination!
dan friesen
Biden was supposed to do it on last Wednesday.
jordan holmes
I thought it was already done.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, again?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Again?
dan friesen
Boy, if you're listening to this show, you've got to have that feeling a lot.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
unidentified
It's kind of amazing that you can just keep stringing me along like this.
dan friesen
Oh, going on 15 years.
jordan holmes
Another explosion coming, huh?
He's going to kill everybody?
All right.
All right.
Next week?
Next week?
Okay, well, I'll see you in a couple weeks.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
You want me to pencil you in for next year, too?
You want to reserve a spot for Biden to kill everybody?
dan friesen
It's going to happen.
jordan holmes
I got a camping.
dan friesen
So, Alex has a guest on the show now at this point.
And there's a fellow by the name of Shlomo Gordon.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Classic name.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
He's a comedian from the Catskills in 1924.
dan friesen
He's a guy who lives in Israel.
Oh, okay.
But he's from Aurora, Illinois.
jordan holmes
Okay, sure, sure.
They make good people in Aurora.
dan friesen
He's an anti-vax kind of fella.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
It's 100% bad.
The vaccine they made, it doesn't work.
It makes your body attack itself.
So why globally was this done?
Well, it's a form of warfare, and we're living in it.
But I wanted you to hear from somebody specifically who's got one of the main political parties that's having some success in getting people elected in Israel for medical freedom.
And tyranny always comes first with the medical tyranny in the last 200 years.
And so we've got four minutes left with...
Mr. Gordon?
dan friesen
So yeah, like I said, this guy is a guy who moved to Israel.
He's from Aurora, just outside Chicago.
He is not politically relevant in Israel, regardless of the spin Alex is trying to put on this.
jordan holmes
Sure, but he is prestigious.
dan friesen
Alex is trying to pretend that he's part of some major political party, but this isn't really true.
Well, I would hope so.
Of the Zehut party, which is a very hard-right political party in Israel.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
They're super into expanding settlements, but are also super into legalizing weed.
So look for someone from the organization to show up on Rogan sometime soon.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
They currently hold zero seats in the Knesset.
jordan holmes
Zero?
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I don't know if I would rank them as one of the main political parties, but he's willing to talk to Alex, so that means he's gotta be prestigious.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's prestigious as fuck.
unidentified
Prestigious!
jordan holmes
Any moment now, they're gonna get all the way up between one and two seats in the Knesset.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He, um, you know, he's against vaccines, and he's against vaccine passport type things.
unidentified
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Proof of vaccination requirements, he's against that stuff.
But he also seems to be pretty against Reform Judaism.
And it's a weird conversation, and I'm not interested in it.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's one of those weird libertarian internet people who just have a hodgepodge of things that they're against and for for no reason.
dan friesen
And to be honest, Alex seems a little bit thrown by that end of the conversation.
And also, I think Alex is going to have some trouble with Nick Fuentes on this.
You know, he's got this hard right Israeli guy who believes in expanding settlements and what have you.
I know that Nick has some thoughts about Israel.
So I don't really care too much about this interview, but Alex has another guest on.
It's that Canadian weirdo, Chris Skye, the guy who wanted to start his own school.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I remember Chris Skye.
dan friesen
He is now Alex's favorite guest.
alex jones
Oh, great.
His latest information on this and what he thinks is coming next.
Chris Scott, one of my favorite guests, is about to join us.
And out of all the on-the-ground activists in the world, he's the most successful, the most prominent, the most accurate.
jordan holmes
Really?
alex jones
He's flattered a few weeks ago when I said that.
It's just true.
And look, I'm sure he wants to be eclipsed by you.
This is about survival, humans moving forward, exposing medical tyranny, this fifth-generational warfare of depopulation that is moving against us, because all these top scientists are saying this is going to be a depopulation weapon, and now it's happening, and now.
They lied last year, and the hospitals were totally empty.
The virus itself was just a gain-of-function thing they owned.
Now, the sloughing.
Now, what's in the vaccine creating the prion factories, and I have a stack of mainstream news admitting it, is what's causing massive illnesses all over the place.
And when you go in, they don't tell you, you need ivermectin, you need vitamin C, you need zinc.
That's coming up after Chris Guy leaves us, the layout solutions.
They tell you, they give you nothing in the hospital, not even an IV, and they just wait until you get worse, and then they put a ventilator on you and kill you and get $53,000 for it.
dan friesen
Wow.
So yeah, hospitals are murdering you for money.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
Great, we're back to this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would say congratulations, Chris Skye, on being one of Alex's favorite guests.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you've made it.
dan friesen
Unfortunately, this is a position that does not have a lot of longevity.
jordan holmes
And it doesn't end well.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Typically, you end up forgotten or maybe disgraced.
jordan holmes
Definitely that one.
dan friesen
I think that at this point it would be fun to get together a support group of Alex's former favorites.
jordan holmes
I think it might be a good idea.
They have a lot to talk about.
A lot of very similar stories.
dan friesen
Zach would be in there.
Yeah, so I don't care about Chris Skye.
But also, this interview is kind of interesting.
There's some interesting elements to it.
One of the things that's interesting is that Chris Skye's phone keeps going out.
So that's a little bit frustrating.
But he had just had a large rally, anti-mask type rally.
And Alex has a thought about this.
alex jones
You pointed out, we don't need leaders.
We have to be the leaders.
But can you imagine if a...
Governor of Texas, a governor of Arizona, a governor of Florida, led an anti-lockdown march, how big it would be?
I mean, yeah.
dan friesen
So I think that the governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, he's a little bit busy right now, having COVID.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think he should lead that rally and breathe on everybody who shows up.
dan friesen
I think he might be in bed.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So this plan's not going to work out.
Yeah.
One of the things that I enjoy about Chris, he's high-minded about his anti-mask, anti-vex nonsense.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But he's also incredibly petty.
He seems to be airing personal grievances on Alex's show.
There's one guy he just does not like in Canadian politics, and he complains about him a lot.
And also, apparently, there was a booking that went south recently.
alex jones
I gotta call out somebody right now, real quick.
chris sky
The International COVID Summit taking place in Italy.
alex jones
I was invited there.
unidentified
I was invited there months ago.
jordan holmes
They made me promote it.
unidentified
Two weeks ago, they made me register for the event as a speaker.
I have all the evidence of this.
chris sky
They made me go on a Zoom chat, and they told me that I was going to be the representative of Canada.
unidentified
I was going to be speaking for 15 minutes, and I was going to be getting an award.
alex jones
I said, great.
unidentified
Sounds fantastic.
alex jones
They told me to start booking my flight.
unidentified
I was supposed to be there on the 13th of September.
Then I got a call.
They had started getting pressure from somebody.
As soon as they heard, I was allowed to speak.
chris sky
So they called me back and they said, "You're not allowed to talk about the vaccine." I said, "Okay." Because the whole summit's about alternative treatments.
unidentified
So I said, "That's fine.
chris sky
I'll talk about the alternative treatments." So the alternative treatments being so good, we don't need the vaccine.
unidentified
They said, "That's great." Then they called me back about an hour later.
We go, "We haven't had another Zoom chat." I said, "Okay." They said, "Well, you're not allowed to say anything about the vaccine." And you're also not allowed to discuss any form of government civil disobedience.
So you're not allowed to even use your phrase, united not compliance.
alex jones
So they use these events as a mode to get control of activists.
Let's just stop right there.
This is all a test to see if you take money.
dan friesen
This is all a test to see if you take money.
And you did agree to promote it.
jordan holmes
And you would.
dan friesen
Yeah, you definitely would.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I guess you failed that test.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you failed the test.
dan friesen
So yeah, this seems like a petty grievance.
That's a little petty.
So the funny part about this is that the International COVID Summit is supposed to take place between September 12th and 14th in Rome.
They have a GoFundMe page.
jordan holmes
Oh, how's it going?
dan friesen
$2,000 about out of their $50,000.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not too bad.
dan friesen
That's not the comedy, though.
That's not what's funny.
What's funny is that the URL for their GoFundMe is gofundme.com slash helpandcensorship.
unidentified
And here's Chris Skye telling me that he was...
dan friesen
Rudely censored by them.
You cannot talk about resistance to the government or vaccines.
What gives, man?
I thought these people hated censorship.
jordan holmes
No, they hate censorship, but, I mean, you should be censored.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I checked out their website, and it looks dicey as hell.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
Yeah, one real big red flag is that there's no list of speakers on the website.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
But it's in Rome, so if my boy Leo isn't there, I'm gonna be pissed.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna be real pissed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's got some shit to say.
dan friesen
That's a big missed opportunity.
So Chris Skye said in that clip there that he has a catchphrase, and it's united non-compliance.
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought it was boom shakalaka.
dan friesen
Booyah!
You know what he wants people to do?
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
Unitedly non-comply.
Right.
Which means...
jordan holmes
Form a union?
dan friesen
More or less.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's calling for a general strike.
jordan holmes
There we go.
unidentified
All you gotta do, it's very simple, you go on strike.
chris sky
If you're a police officer, doctor, lawyer, frontline worker, nurse, teacher, student, etc.
unidentified
They try to mandate it.
You just don't show up to work.
You don't show up to school.
It's that simple.
dan friesen
So yeah, this is general strike.
jordan holmes
Yeah, general strike.
I like it.
Yeah, I'm in.
General strike.
dan friesen
Not for this reason.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm fine with it.
We'll figure it out afterwards.
We'll figure out why after everybody is just struck.
We'll figure out what we do from there.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
First things first, general strike.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The opposition of withholding labor to advance...
A cause that these people have.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It goes completely out the window whenever it's...
jordan holmes
I have a minor inconvenience.
I have to wear a mask slightly, sometimes, indoors.
So, all of the posturing I've done about how leftists shouldn't organize people and how strikes are evil and how they're stealing money from people, I'm going to abandon that.
I'm going to say it's time for a general strike for everybody.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Good stuff.
dan friesen
So, Chris has an event coming up.
jordan holmes
Of course he does.
dan friesen
He wants to promote this, and the way he does seems a little bit...
jordan holmes
Petty?
dan friesen
Craven.
unidentified
Oh.
chris sky
Then on the 20th, I'm having an event.
unidentified
It's a private event in Edmonton.
I posted it on all my social media.
chris sky
Anybody in Canada that's got money, power, resources, and wants to see this end, and is finally ready to get off their ass, get off the sidelines and fight.
unidentified
Then you show up there.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
If you're in Canada, you got money, you got power, I want to hang out with you.
jordan holmes
If you have money and power, I would like to con you into giving me both money and power.
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Please come to my event.
dan friesen
I am a hyper-charismatic weirdo who's kind of right in the middle of his attention cycle right now.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
And if you want me...
jordan holmes
I gotta strike while the iron's hot.
unidentified
If you want me to say the things that you want...
dan friesen
Give me money and power.
jordan holmes
I will.
This was a test to see if you would do it for money, and the answer is yes, of course you would.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
So Chris has some phone difficulties and what have you.
So Alex has to vamp a little bit.
He gets to talking about some weird shit.
Okay.
This is where things broke real strange.
alex jones
20% of Saudi Arabia.
I mean, most of the world, less than 10% of India.
They're not dumb.
The Chinese aren't taking these shots.
This was for Canada.
This was for the UK.
This was for Australia, New Zealand, for America because of the Anglo-Saxon ethos.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
It's not all white people around the world that rebel and fight and demand freedom like what happened on the British Isles.
jordan holmes
Don't do this.
alex jones
And this is not a white supremacist statement.
jordan holmes
Yes, it is.
alex jones
The globalists talk about getting rid of Magna Carta, getting rid of the Bill of Rights, getting rid of the Constitution, getting rid of the Arthurian idea.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
That began with a round table where a king actually listened to his knights and was not at the head of the table.
dan friesen
I can't believe I've had to say this so many times on this show, but King Arthur wasn't real.
jordan holmes
I'm blown away by...
By using King Arthur to justify white supremacy.
That one's a new one.
That one's a new one.
dan friesen
I like even his qualifier that it's like, not all white people are supreme.
jordan holmes
No.
This isn't white supremacists.
This isn't white supremacists.
I'm not saying all white people are supreme.
I'm just saying that all supreme people are white.
I don't get why you think this is racist.
dan friesen
So, leaving aside the King Arthur stuff, Alex said that 20% of Saudi Arabians are vaccinated, but that number is actually 47.6%.
According to Reuters.
Alex said the 10% is in India and that figure is actually 20.4%.
China is at about 67.5%.
The statistics that are available are not of total people vaccinated, but the number of doses administered.
And then you just assume that people get two doses.
So factoring in the one-dose vaccines, these numbers could actually be higher.
At the same time, there's some people who get one dose, but not the second dose with Pfizer and Moderna.
So that could shift the number a little bit here.
But the point is that Alex is just making up numbers and using them to justify his bizarre white supremacy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fun.
That's just real fun.
dan friesen
These shots are a target at...
Places that are descendant of King Arthur.
jordan holmes
And as we all know from reading history, prior to King Arthur...
No leader had ever listened to the people that he was leading before.
Never.
Never had they thought they were equals.
There are zero civilizations that have grown up in places outside of white places that have created democracies and republics and the like.
dan friesen
But also, things didn't end up working out so great for that round table.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
It worked out well, remember?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No, he lost his wife, guy killed him, you know.
dan friesen
It's good stuff.
So, look, King Arthur, dot, dot, dot, great times.
jordan holmes
Also, let's not forget, King Arthur technically still on his way back as well.
dan friesen
Is that right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, King Arthur's coming back.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I'll warn Lancelot.
Look, the thing is, in the history, we have, you know, way back King Arthur, Roundtable, and now America.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Right?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Straight line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if you are somebody who's like, I don't know, not white in America...
jordan holmes
You should feel bad about that.
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
You should feel lucky.
alex jones
And so it is Western society, and everybody that lives here, you can be black, you can be brown, you can be black, but because you live in a Christian Arthurian country, despite all the evil, because the Arthurian idea created all the power, so of course evil came and took it over.
The Rothschilds and others.
jordan holmes
Evil took over King Arthur.
alex jones
But it is the Arthurian spirit that created this massive wealth and power.
jordan holmes
For a few.
alex jones
And so they are seeking to overthrow it and kill it and poison it because the rest of the world's not being targeted.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
This is an interesting wrinkle to Alex's historical lore.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean...
I guess he's a monarchist.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
So that's fun.
dan friesen
But he likes the presentation, I guess, of a benevolent monarch.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like a monarch who's good at pretending to listen.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds like what people who believe in God would want, right?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
It's basically the same thing that they think God is.
It's just a guy who's really nice and runs things.
dan friesen
So I guess...
jordan holmes
He gives us a reward.
dan friesen
King Arthur is...
Almost a deified figure.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
I mean, he is coming back in the Arthurian legends.
He does resurrect later on.
I mean, C.S. Lewis, I think it was This Present Darkness or something like that in his Out of the Silent Planet thing.
King Arthur comes back to life in modern-day England or whatever.
Yeah, King Arthur's coming back.
dan friesen
Man, I don't know.
I struggle to fit the pieces together of this jigsaw puzzle.
It's just, it's a mess.
jordan holmes
Okay, so, King Arthur, round table, knights, equals, white people are superior?
dan friesen
Alex must have really hated Monty Python.
jordan holmes
That must have been really struggling for him.
Yeah.
Okay.
dan friesen
So, Chris Guy comes back.
jordan holmes
Like King Arthur.
dan friesen
Right.
He lays out his whole thing, and it's basically, if you comply with this vaccine stuff, you're all going to die.
Everyone's going to die.
But if you don't, a utopia is coming.
chris sky
If you don't comply, we could have a golden, or what they're going to call a crystal age of society.
One where the people have total control over their lives.
One where we have a much higher standard of living with a much lower cost of living.
unidentified
Much less stress.
Much less centralized control.
chris sky
And much less control of resources from a few people.
This is what they don't want because they lose their wealth.
unidentified
They lose their power.
chris sky
But we will all get a taste of the good life that they've been enjoying.
unidentified
So how do we do this?
chris sky
It's called United Noncompliance.
unidentified
And that's simple.
Unite and don't comply.
alex jones
Chris Guy is on fire as usual.
We're going to reconnect with him, have him turn off some stuff on that laptop.
dan friesen
His phone went out again.
unidentified
His phone went out again.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, this is a little bit pie-in-the-sky-ish.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It seems like very nonspecific.
We're gonna enter a wonderful age where everyone will have everything they want.
A chicken will be in every pot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And also, there's not a world of difference between this and socialism.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, it's exactly that.
No.
It's kind of funny that he's described Accurately the problems, a potential solution, and the way forward.
And yet, at the same time, the people he works for are the ones who are continuing the status quo that he is aiding.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a desire for people who have been...
Left out to control their own destiny to a greater extent.
Democratize a workplace, maybe.
jordan holmes
Income inequality is out of control?
dan friesen
Agreed.
jordan holmes
And a general strike is a good idea!
dan friesen
I think so, but I don't want to do his.
jordan holmes
I don't want to do his either.
I think that's the amazing thing that they've managed to do, like that Fox News and Alex and all of those people, is like...
Yeah, man, the income inequality's out of control.
Yeah, we don't have control over our own lives.
Yeah, the government is fucked up and can't run itself whatsoever.
Yeah, I agree with you, and a general strike is a good way to send a message that we're not going to take this shit anymore, but the people that you are agreeing with are the ones who are the fault of the problem at the beginning!
dan friesen
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
How did they do that?
How did they trick you into thinking that by working for them, you will be working against them?
It's amazing.
dan friesen
I don't know.
And I have a headache.
So Alex starts talking about how when you hear smart cities, that's Nazis.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
I thought it meant like charging stations.
unidentified
Nope.
jordan holmes
Nazis.
All right.
dan friesen
And then it leads to an ad.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And that's what the whole sustainable development, smart cities.
Just think Nazis.
But think beyond Nazis.
Think absolutely being starved, being controlled.
And they're going to make it harder and harder, by the way.
For those of us that tell the truth in the future, to be able to stay on air.
So I need to remember to tell the listeners of this broadcast on this Sunday evening that without your support, we're not going to be here.
So I do need money to fight these people.
I'm a thousand percent, a trillion percent, infinity committed here.
But if I don't remember to ask you to buy t-shirts and buy books and buy films and buy high-quality supplements, we won't be on the air.
And as you can see, we're more important than ever.
I'm not trying to brag.
The enemy's got all my phones tapped, they know.
I talk to leaders of governments, all the major talk show hosts, the whole resistance listens to me.
Hell, they call me up, and I'm not bragging.
They just say, Jones, you're like the Oracle.
It's not like I'm the general.
I'm like the Oracle they go to, and the generals go out from that.
And that's a real blessing to be in this position.
And I'm looking for other people to be in that position as well, because that's how we win, is rising people up who have the spirit to challenge this system.
But I need money to fight this, so we've got a big special.
Okay.
dan friesen
The Oracle has a special.
They call me the Oracle.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Hey, guys.
Remember in the early days of the Trump presidency, Alex was like, yeah, you know Trump around the White House, he calls me the Texan.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He always was like, hey, what does the Texan say?
jordan holmes
What's the Texan got to say?
dan friesen
What's the Texan up to?
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
Oh, man.
I remember the merch you used to be able to get at Delphi.
It was just incredible.
You'd be like, hey, what's going to happen with the rain?
And she'd be like, oh, I'd love to tell you.
I'd love to tell you.
dan friesen
But first, here's a gun park.
jordan holmes
You're gonna have to buy where to hide your guns.
dan friesen
Here's a bucket of food.
So yeah, Alex comes back and Chris Guy is now on the phone.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Now he's old man house phone.
dan friesen
Alex tries to get him to say some stuff, get into his...
He just repeats the same thing he literally just already said.
alex jones
The globalists, like all other tyrants, have taken the fact that humanity's been asleep as a sign of weakness.
They will find, as the human spirit rises, they won't be facing one Alex Jones.
They'll be facing millions of us.
jordan holmes
I am Spartacus.
alex jones
We've got black skin, we've got white skin, we've got brown skin, we've got red blood.
And we are ready.
For victory against their tyranny.
dan friesen
Real quick, I want to talk a second about the concept of facing a million Alex Joneses.
Let's scale it down a little bit.
Let's just say it's a thousand.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I would rather fight a thousand Alex Joneses than one, because they could never get along.
jordan holmes
That's true.
It would be very easy to get them to fight against each other first.
dan friesen
If you could find a way to hide at the top of a tree, you would be safe.
jordan holmes
Here's what you would do.
If you've got a thousand Alex Joneses, you'd just be like, hey, you guys have to fight in a tournament and only one of you can fight me.
dan friesen
That guy said you're weak.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Look at him.
jordan holmes
Look at that Alex Jones looking motherfucker over there.
Look at his big neck.
You hate that guy, don't you?
dan friesen
Hey, he's controlled opposition.
jordan holmes
He probably wouldn't even recognize him.
dan friesen
He'd just start a whisper campaign, and they'd fall like dominoes.
A million Alex Joneses could not coexist.
jordan holmes
Did you hear that that one married a non-white person one time?
unidentified
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
alex jones
And we are awakening now.
So Chris Skye, doing a great job, great activist against tyranny all over the world, predicting it all with amazing accuracy.
He repeatedly had his Skype cut out.
He's on the side of the road at a gas station.
He wants to start over with his analysis of what's coming next and how to stop it.
Chris Sky, let us have it.
unidentified
We got it on phone now, so we got backup audio, so this time they can't cut us out.
You either comply or you don't comply.
If you comply, this goes vaccine to vaccine, which each one for them is a checkpoint.
People dead, more laws broken, more freedoms taken.
dan friesen
This is the exact same thing he was saying.
Like, if you comply, you die.
If you don't, then we have a utopia.
Just saying the exact same thing over again.
Also, yeah, I love that they are cutting off my phone.
Like, you're outside a gas station, man.
Calm down.
What were you doing?
jordan holmes
Did you get a phone call like five minutes before that was like, we need you on Infowars right now!
dan friesen
Yeah, you can't just say that everything is some evil plan against you.
jordan holmes
You could have been at home, hardwired to the internet, man.
What were you doing, running errands?
Oh, I gotta get some gas and I'm on Infowars at the same time.
Might as well just head there now.
Jesus.
dan friesen
So Alex has a very important question for Chris, and that is, what would Jesus do right now?
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought it was, how much can you bench?
dan friesen
He already asked him that.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Two interviews back.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Quite a bit.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's good for him.
dan friesen
And then we get our little bit of gotta give it up to the Somali pirates moment.
jordan holmes
Sure, okay.
dan friesen
Because you knew it was coming.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
alex jones
What would Jesus Christ do right now?
unidentified
I can't say what Jesus Christ would do, but I can tell you what I want to do, and that's spread love, spread compassion.
Come from a place of love.
How can they demonize you?
How can they pretend you're violent?
chris sky
How can they pretend you're wrong when all you're doing is advocating for freedom of choice?
unidentified
Go find someone in a mask and give them a hug.
dan friesen
That's assault.
If you are like an anti-mask person and you're going up to people in masks and aggressively hugging them without permission, that is assault.
jordan holmes
Sir, I would prefer you threw a swing at me, sir.
Sir, punch me or leave.
Do not try to hug me.
dan friesen
How could they pretend we're violent if we are invading their personal space?
jordan holmes
Hugging them against their will.
unidentified
Tell them you love them.
Find someone who's too jazzed and tell them you love them.
That doesn't mean they still believe in the vax pass.
That's why they want you to be violent.
They want us to look violent.
They want us to look crazy.
They want us to look like terrorists.
alex jones
No, Andrew, you just said it.
So violence is not the answer.
How do we stop?
Clearly they're preparing a false flag.
You got any take on that?
unidentified
You just have to have the numbers we have.
What kind of violence can I use against 300,000 people?
chris sky
Are they going to line up the army and tell them to mow everybody down?
unidentified
Do you think the army was going to do that?
The army would turn their guns on the government before they turn their guns on the people.
alex jones
And that's my final point, Chris.
You said it perfectly.
unidentified
That they want to be free.
alex jones
I don't defend the Taliban.
They're horrible people.
But that's their country.
They've taken it over.
But they don't comply.
The whole biggest military in the world can't stop the Vietnamese or the Taliban when they don't submit.
Well, how can they make Germany and France and Israel and the U.K. and Canada and the U.S. and Australia and New Zealand submit to permanent martial law when it's a fake vaccine?
It's poison.
I say stop complying and say no now.
Elect new leaders and then arrest Fauci and Gates and try them in Nuremberg too!
unidentified
And then hang their asses after they're convicted!
That's all we gotta do.
dan friesen
Sounds like spreading love to me there.
jordan holmes
All we gotta do.
If somebody's wearing a mask, give them a hug, and then take them with you to The Hague to watch Fauci be hung.
I don't understand what's not loving about that.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's all fine.
Also buried in there is the, you gotta give it up to the Taliban.
jordan holmes
You gotta give it up to the Taliban.
Hey, come on.
Look.
If you defeat the United States military, you gotta give it up to the Taliban, I guess.
dan friesen
It's always that nice moment of, look, I'm not defending the Taliban, but...
jordan holmes
Hey, hey, listen.
I hate the Taliban, and I think we should stop them.
However, I do agree with all of their governmental choices.
They're banning abortion.
dan friesen
Yikes.
jordan holmes
Sounds almost similar to what I want!
dan friesen
Yeah, that moment of realization has struck some people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex ends the show screaming, and then there's the juxtaposition of the ad that plays right after the show.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I want you to mic down for this.
Just because it's shocking.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Owen Schroer with Sunday Live coming up now.
Tell everybody to tune in.
You are the resistance.
Take action.
Get them off your back.
Say no and we will win.
You must take it in your hand.
You must do it!
unidentified
Ah!
Ah!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Would you like to breathe in freedom wherever you go?
Now you can with the Amulet Shield.
Based on space-age technology, the Amulet Shield emits positive ions and surrounds you with a forest-fresh scent wherever you go.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So I think Alex, like, he ran out of things to say about four seconds too early, and so he just yelled.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun.
And then you get the Amulet Shield.
jordan holmes
I just like him screaming and then the next words being like, do you need to take a breath?
dan friesen
Yeah, you do.
So that commercial caught my attention.
Apparently Alex and the Genesis Communications Network are taking ad money from a company that sells a portable air freshener.
I decided to look into this a little bit.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Their website claims that, quote, this sleek wearable air purifier repels particles such as bacteria, viruses, mold, spore, allergens, and other pathogens from your breathing space for a personal four-foot clean air zone.
jordan holmes
Wow!
If that works, it seems like everyone should have one of those.
dan friesen
They're inefficient from what I understand.
They don't work as well as you would expect them to.
And a lot of ionizers, because that's what this is, they run the risk.
Of creating ozone.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is really dangerous.
jordan holmes
Which is bad for you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, this website is all over the place.
The address for it, the website, is Project Pillow Talk.
unidentified
But...
But...
dan friesen
Their contact email...
Their contact email is info at rememberthelawofmoses.com.
Okay.
A little aggressive.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Remember the law of Moses.
You gotta.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You gotta.
dan friesen
So I checked out that website, and it's a place that sells lawn signs and bumper stickers that have the Ten Commandments on them.
Because apparently displaying them will save America.
jordan holmes
Ah, I forgot those Ten Commandments.
dan friesen
So Project Pillow Talk has two sections on the website.
One is for this amulet shield, and the other is a section where they sell pillowcases that have the Ten Commandments on them.
unidentified
That's great.
dan friesen
Which is super weird.
jordan holmes
I want to lay my head down upon the law of the land.
dan friesen
Now, Jordan, again, I might have to ask you to mic down for this because it's amazing.
This is the audio that plays on the website whenever you go to the pillowcase sales website.
unidentified
Thanks for coming to ProjectPillowTalk.com.
Let's get right down to business.
This nation, America, was founded on the Ten Commandments.
The one-room schoolhouses used to teach it.
It was the curriculum in every school and every house.
It's called the Bible, the law of God.
He says, if you love me, keep guard and do my commandments.
If you say you love me, and you're not keeping and guarding and doing my commandments, then the truth is not in you, and you're a liar.
Now then, let's go forward.
Proverbs 6.23, the commandment's the lamp, and the law of God is the light, and he commanded us all to be the light.
Now, if it was the foundation of America in every schoolhouse, in every house, Perhaps you ought to have these pillowcases under your heads immediately.
Remember, it's in the Bible twice with Jacob's pillow.
That's right.
Jacob's pillow and the pillow that Christ slept on in the middle of a storm.
Now, if you think these plagues are going away, it says in the Bible there's going to be plural, plagues.
So we'll talk about the amulet as well.
That's in the Bible twice.
So you're supposed to teach your children when they rise up, when they lay down.
Do you know the commandments?
That's the problem.
Can you say them right now?
All ten commandments for sure.
Well, you don't have to have them in order, but you better have them written on the tables of your mind and your heart.
The only way to save America is to win this spiritual war.
You've got to clobber those demons.
You're not going to do it with a gun or freeze-dried food.
Or an underground bunker.
You cannot walk away as a coward now.
You have to be equipped.
And the equipment you need is step one.
Project Pillow Talk pillowcases underneath your heads.
ASAP!
dan friesen
ASAP!
It goes on from there.
It's even longer.
jordan holmes
I do like shitty John Wayne selling me pillowcases through...
Bible verses.
dan friesen
And that echo is in the audio, too.
It's good stuff.
Yeah, it's a soundscape.
jordan holmes
Do another take.
dan friesen
I would have, probably.
There seem to be a couple points where things fell apart.
A tiny bit.
jordan holmes
Listen.
dan friesen
Maybe forgot where he was going.
jordan holmes
If you want to save America, you gotta go up to the next demon you see and say, it's clobberin' time!
dan friesen
And then hit him with a pillow.
jordan holmes
And then hit him with a pillowcase that has the Ten Commandments on it.
dan friesen
Is this for a pillow fight?
jordan holmes
Is this for my pillows directly?
Is this a pillowcase specifically?
dan friesen
I didn't think there was any connection with my pillow itself.
I was curious about that for a second.
I think that this is working on...
The assumption that there's some kind of an osmosis that happens when you sleep on words.
jordan holmes
Sure, you sleep on the Ten Commandments, you get Jesus.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
dan friesen
So I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but from what I can tell, I think that this is all run by a Christian fanatic dentist from Louisiana.
jordan holmes
Why is it that dentists wind up getting either working for the CIA or going nuts?
dan friesen
I almost don't really care exactly who's behind this.
I just think it's a really good snapshot of the sort of folks who are willing to pay Alex and GCN for ad time at this point.
This is what they're down to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you've got discount rates.
It takes the sale of at least four pillowcases to cover the cost of an ad spot.
dan friesen
We sell a magic air necklace and zealot pillows.
jordan holmes
Alright, first thing you gotta do.
Put a pillowcase with the Ten Commandments on it ASAP.
ASAP!
Otherwise, this country's gone to shit, Dan.
dan friesen
There is another pillowcase that they sell that says it's Fear Scriptures is the name of it, but I couldn't zoom in on it enough to see what the actual scriptures were or what that means.
But I guess it's scriptures that make you scared?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, Fear Scriptures.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
They're the ones that are like, hey, if you fuck up, you're gonna die.
dan friesen
Yeah, I would assume it's something like that.
Anyway, good.
Good people to be literally in bed with.
jordan holmes
What are the Ten Commandments?
There's honor thy father and mother.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Don't covet.
Thou shalt not covet.
Thou shalt not kill.
Don't take the Lord's name in vain.
dan friesen
Don't commit adultery.
jordan holmes
Don't commit adultery.
dan friesen
Honor the Sabbath.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
Wait, why was honor the Sabbath part of the founding of the United States?
Did you ever wonder that?
If America was founded on the Ten Commandments, it seems like we could have chosen, like, six or so.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Anyway, get a pillowcase.
jordan holmes
Yeah, get a pillowcase.
And don't forget to honor thy father and mother, of course.
dan friesen
Sure.
So, we'll be back on Monday, and I'll see...
I think Alex is probably going to do a bit more...
Of the, you know, he's gonna get more into Afghanistan stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, eventually.
dan friesen
But I don't think he showed much interest on this day.
jordan holmes
I'm waiting for him to say that America is installing the bath party to run Afghanistan.
dan friesen
It's only a matter of time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a little bit strange to me that, you know, he's supposed to be a news show, and so much of this...
This episode was just dumb COVID shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
When there is actual news that he should be quite interested in discussing.
jordan holmes
And an intimate expert on.
dan friesen
Yeah, he knows everything.
jordan holmes
According to himself.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook!
You could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work.
dan friesen
We'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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