Today, Dan and Jordan look at a Special Report released by Alex Jones over the weekend. In this installment, Alex tries to do a rerun of a 2009 narrative, swears a little bit, and Dan uncovers the greatest out of context drop of all time.
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| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan, nah. | |
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, is I think that I've coined a term. | ||
| You think you've coined a term? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| You think you've invented it. | ||
| I have not. | ||
| Have you Googled it yet? | ||
| I didn't because I don't really know exactly how it would be spelled, and I feel like I could spell it some ways and then miss other ways. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| I also don't. | ||
| I checked in with a couple friends. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Both have never heard anyone use this expression before. | ||
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Okay, that's good. | |
| That's good news. | ||
| So what I decided to do the other day was I wanted to have a me night. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Right? | ||
| All right. | ||
| And I called it a me evening. | ||
| And I've never heard anyone say, like, you know, taking a night to yourself. | ||
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I'm having a meeting. | |
| I think that might be coined. | ||
| I think you might have coined it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I feel like it's impossible that it hasn't been in some kind of pop culture thing that I'm stealing this from. | ||
| I feel like it would have been either in, like, a trendy show, like, you know, a Love Island or something, or a comedy show like that, like that kind of thing. | ||
| The brain trust of writers. | ||
| I have not heard it before, Dan. | ||
| I don't think I've heard me. | ||
| I think Mevening is a winner. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I'm gonna be rich. | ||
| I think if in the next two weeks this breaks into the zeitgeist for real, I think you've won. | ||
| I think you win life. | ||
| I also came up with a pitch for how this is going to go. | ||
| I've come up with this term, Mevening, and it's going to go huge. | ||
| It's going to get so popular. | ||
| You're going to rename your comedy show Comedy Mevening. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I'm going to sell it to Fandango because they want to sell tickets post-pandemic for movies. | ||
| Have yourself a Mevening. | ||
| Encourage Solo going to the movies. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| For safety and social distancing, have a mevening. | ||
| This is a whole new thing. | ||
| I think this is really going to catch on in, like, China, where the male-to-female population is so skewed. | ||
| There's going to be a lot of mevenings. | ||
| Going stag. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| It's a mevening. | ||
| It's a mevening. | ||
| Have a prom with no dates. | ||
| Call it the prom evening. | ||
| I think it's great. | ||
| I haven't been this excited about something I've thought of since many years ago. | ||
| I came up with gray and black hair, salt and pepper. | ||
| But for a beard, it should be called Cookies and Cream. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I thought that was really fun. | ||
| It pales in comparison to me evening. | ||
| God, I'm excited. | ||
| Although it could get out of control whenever I go home for a holiday and call it a meester. | ||
| That might be a little weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what, though? | ||
| I predict what's actually going to happen is that after we put this episode out, I'm going to get a flood of people telling me that this is... | ||
| No, you've coined it. | ||
| I will find all of those and block them before they ever get to you. | ||
| There will be a complete cone of silence around you. | ||
| They're going to be an offensive line. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You created me evening. | ||
| The end. | ||
| Oh, God, it feels good. | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
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Um, I'm getting another tattoo! | |
| I set up an appointment to get a tattoo. | ||
| Getting it next Wednesday. | ||
| Very excited about it. | ||
| That seems fun. | ||
| I've been wanting to get another one myself, but I still am not entirely sure if I feel comfortable getting back into the... | ||
| The game. | ||
| It's been like four years for me, and that's the longest stretch since I was 18. What are you getting? | ||
| I'm going to close the loop on this thing. | ||
| You know how I got this whole flower right there? | ||
| On the wrist area. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to flip it over. | ||
| I'm going to do the exact same thing on the other side in color, though. | ||
| One's in grayscale, and the other one will be in color. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And it'll close the loop on it. | ||
| It'll make me have a nice little wrist thing going on. | ||
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There you go. | |
| Get a bracelet. | ||
| Yeah, like a nice little bracelet. | ||
| I've been waiting for it. | ||
| Well, that's exciting. | ||
| Yeah, I'm very excited. | ||
| I'm looking forward to seeing how that turns out, and also, again, I gotta get something else myself, too. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We're the TAT guys. | ||
| We gotta get more TATs. | ||
| We gotta get more TATs. | ||
| If we're gonna be the TAT guys, we're under-TATed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, today, we have an episode to go over, and we said that we were gonna do this episode to wrap up last week. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And the end of the Mike Lindell Cyber Symposium period. | ||
| And then, in between the release of our last episode and getting ready for this one, things fell apart in the world. | ||
| And the Taliban made some moves. | ||
| Nothing big happened, I don't think. | ||
| And honestly, I'm not 100% ready to cover that. | ||
| And so, on Friday's episode, I will... | ||
| You know, dip into Alex Jones' coverage of all that. | ||
| So today, we're going to be looking at Friday of last week. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| August 13th. | ||
| Friday the 13th. | ||
| That falls apart. | ||
| The end of the road. | ||
| And so we will also be talking about a special report Alex put out on the 14th. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| On Saturday. | ||
| And he would have to to explain what happened. | ||
| And I have to say that this might only be an episode because of... | ||
| Maybe I found the best Out of Context drop that I've ever found in my life. | ||
| Just play it and let's go home. | ||
| If nothing else... | ||
| We'll release the Dennis Montgomery episode immediately after you just play this Out of Context. | ||
| If nothing else, this Out of Context drop is worth its weight in gold. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But before we get to any of this business... | ||
| Are you telling me that you've got Mevening and the comedy gold out of context drop in one episode? | ||
| It's an embarrassment of riches. | ||
| I would say it might be a little front-loaded. | ||
| No, because the last clip I'm going to play is pretty great, too. | ||
| Okay, good, good. | ||
| But before we do, let's say hi to some new wonks, Jordan. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Millworks Exhibitions. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're on Now Policy Wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you so much! | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, Mr. Bitey the Honey Badger. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Mr. Bitey. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, slovenly Steve's son, Nate. | ||
| Also, birthday coming up. | ||
| And vaccination for this young Nate. | ||
| Whirlwind. | ||
| Policy wonk also. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, the fuck you on about. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And listen to the John Rappaport episode while training to be a psychologist and was ethically obligated to give you money. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And we have something very special. | ||
| We have a new raptor princess out there in the world. | ||
| And also a great alias for this person. | ||
| Alex Jones' Neighbor's Fence Fund. | ||
| Very important cause. | ||
| You know, we talk a lot about things like animal rescues, bail funds. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| Won't you think of the poor people who live next door to Alex who don't want to have their asses eaten? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You need a big fence there, and that's going to come into money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Was it Robert Frost who said good fences make good neighbors? | ||
| That was Jefferson. | ||
| That was Jefferson. | ||
| Okay, fair enough. | ||
| Anyway, thank you so much, Alex Jones' Neighbors Fence Fund. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Four stars. | |
| Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| I'll barbecue your ass. | ||
| It's over for humanity. | ||
| Your beautiful soul, they're coming for your balls. | ||
| Well, I piss all over your god. | ||
| Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies. | ||
| I piss all over the state. | ||
| Make it a practice of calling people pieces of garbage. | ||
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When they are. | |
| Comet! | ||
| As you see fit. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| Now, Jordan, we have another bit of exciting news. | ||
| Ooh, do we have a new joiner of the cult of Selene? | ||
| We kind of do. | ||
| Kind of do. | ||
| Now, this is interesting. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A lot of these things have been family members for Selene up to this point. | ||
| And also a tree in Scotland. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This one, Sneaky Bojo, came in with something that is a little bit upping the ante. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do we have a star? | ||
| We do. | ||
| No, we actually do? | ||
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Yes. | |
| What a good guess on my part, huh? | ||
| There is now a star in the Leo constellation. | ||
| Well, it'd have to be the Leo constellation. | ||
| That is named the Altar of Selene. | ||
| That's a great name for a star! | ||
| It is! | ||
| That sounds like a science fiction name for a star where they're like, oh, we gotta get to the altar of Selene to restart civilization. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh my god, Asimov would have had a field day with the altar of Selene. | ||
| So now we have a lot of refugee animals, we have a lot of trees. | ||
| And something to keep them warm. | ||
| And a star. | ||
| Wild. | ||
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I love it. | |
| So thank you, Sneaky Bojo. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| So, Jordan here. | ||
| The Out of Context Drop. | ||
| Yes, let's do this. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| I can't overhype this. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It's so good. | ||
| You're fighting for your life. | ||
| I'm fighting for my life. | ||
| So good. | ||
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Ha ha ha ha ha. | |
| Too good. | ||
| It's too good. | ||
| It's too good. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's too good. | ||
| We gotta hear it again. | ||
| Hear it one more time. | ||
| You're fighting for your life. | ||
| I'm fighting for my life. | ||
| It's not... | ||
| It shouldn't be that easy. | ||
| It shouldn't be that easy. | ||
| It's that easy. | ||
| We've spent our entire lives doing stand-up, writing jokes, trying to be funny, and it's that easy. | ||
| It's just that easy. | ||
| Everything that I've ever done trying was wrong. | ||
| I think Alex saying I'm farting for my life is pretty funny. | ||
| But what really makes it funny is the pause. | ||
| The pause where he's like, God damn it. | ||
| I could fix this! | ||
| Power through! | ||
| I think it's too late. | ||
| I just said I'm farting for my life. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| So good. | ||
| So good. | ||
| You could do two takes. | ||
| 500-something episodes in, we have peaked. | ||
| I'm farting for my life. | ||
| It's just that easy. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, here is Alex on the 13th. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Friday the 13th. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I don't want to believe this. | ||
| I don't want to be right. | ||
| I want to be wrong, but I'm sorry. | ||
| David Rockefeller and the globalists wrote books and white papers and founded the UN to carry out world depopulation. | ||
| And for a hundred years, they've been preparing the program. | ||
| And now they've launched their program against you and your family. | ||
| So on this Friday the 13th broadcast, I'm here to tell you, the globalists have declared war on us. | ||
| It's time to declare war on them or get on our knees and die! | ||
| God, that's so empty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that's weak. | ||
| It's now time to declare war on the globalists. | ||
| We have done this a thousand times. | ||
| We have been at war with the globalists. | ||
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I think, in his mind, since Christ. | |
| So we don't need to declare a new war. | ||
| Maybe prior. | ||
| Yeah, it would have to be prior. | ||
| Since the dawn of man. | ||
| Yeah, I don't care. | ||
| I can't imagine anybody in his audience listening and being like, oh my god, it's serious this time. | ||
| We have to declare war on these people. | ||
| I think the only time it would be serious if Alex... | ||
| I would take it seriously if Alex was like, listen, no more bluster. | ||
| Just get on your knees and die. | ||
| Just die. | ||
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Die. | |
| I think he has done that already. | ||
| He has done that, hasn't he? | ||
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Yeah, he's like, well, we're all dead already. | ||
| Yeah, there's just no escape. | ||
| The only thing he hasn't really done is like... | ||
| It's time to start shooting. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But he's kind of been close to that. | ||
| I mean, you know what would be more fun if he was like, it's time to do community outreach and build stuff. | ||
| He does do that. | ||
| But the community outreach is promote my videos. | ||
| Yes, you know, I was thinking more like build homes. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's no Jimmy Carter. | ||
| No, like there's tons of people who don't have homes and you've got space and money. | ||
| You could just build homes, you know? | ||
| No. | ||
| He has to sell his home to fund the Infowar. | ||
| He's not going to be building anybody else any homes. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| So Alex pre-recorded himself ranting and reading a couple headlines. | ||
| And that's the beginning, about the first 20 minutes of the show on Friday the 13th. | ||
| When he was farting for his life? | ||
| He's farting for his life. | ||
| It is pre-recorded, so he could have... | ||
| He could have done another take! | ||
| Could have. | ||
| Could have done another take. | ||
| It's pretty funny. | ||
| Like, he's doing this in a studio where he's put up a bunch of shelves full of books on the projection screen behind him. | ||
| Make it look like it's a study. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So fake. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Then there's a segment that's a pre-recorded thing of Alex on the phone, and it's the audio, but with a picture of, like, Alex on the phone. | ||
| But it's clearly pre-recorded, and you can tell because they have cues to videos, and they play seamlessly. | ||
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It's very clearly pre-produced. | |
| After that, Alex is actually on the phone hosting for a little while. | ||
| A very short segment. | ||
| And then Owen Schroyer comes in and takes over. | ||
| And it's super weird. | ||
| I have no idea what's going on. | ||
| It felt like it was planned. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they had their pre-recorded stuff. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it also felt like they were scrambling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because there's three different versions of Alex that appear in the first half hour. | ||
| It felt like maybe Owen was late or something. | ||
| No, maybe it's like when you get one of those things at Chips, you know, and it's got, like, Lays, and it's got Fritos, and it's got Doritos in it. | ||
| We're just getting a smorgasbord of different options of Alex. | ||
| That's what we're looking for. | ||
| Well, it was bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I would guess, I mean, if I'm writing the story of what happened... | ||
| I mean, who knows what the actual reality is? | ||
| Should I like to imagine that Alex is really depressed? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because the Cyber Symposium went real bad. | ||
| Massive failure. | ||
| And he decided to stay home. | ||
| That would be a smart move. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
| Either way, I'm not listening to a full show of Owen Schroyer. | ||
| God, I would give anything for them to have tried having Owen talk to the pre-recorded phone call. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh, God, it'd be so good. | ||
| I wonder if Owen's farting for his life. | ||
| Anyway, we go to Saturday, because Alex put out a special report on Saturday. | ||
| And this is going to be a little bit of a shorter episode of our show, just because this is... | ||
| I mean, it's Wednesday, first of all. | ||
| We're sneaky snakes. | ||
| Sneaky snake episode. | ||
| And then, you know, Alex didn't come in on Friday. | ||
| And I'm not quite ready to cover his response to Afghanistan. | ||
| Oh, no, I'm not at all ready to emotionally cover that. | ||
| I'm... | ||
| When Trump took office on Friday of last week, I thought it was going to really work out terribly. | ||
| But since Friday, everything's been going great. | ||
| COVID's been gone. | ||
| It turns out that was all a hoax to get rid of Trump, and now he's back, so we got rid of that. | ||
| I haven't had to wear a mask at all since then. | ||
| That's been really great. | ||
| What else? | ||
| Just good news all around since Trump was reinstated on Friday of last week, right? | ||
| It all went down exactly as these people thought. | ||
| So here's the opening to Saturday, the 14th, past the 13th. | ||
| So, good times. | ||
| This is an emergency Saturday broadcast. | ||
| I come to you with extremely grave news. | ||
| Michael Del's a moron. | ||
| I come with grave news. | ||
| But also good news. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Good news, bad news. | ||
| Constantly. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| Every single fucking moment is good news, bad news. | ||
| Ambivalence. | ||
| So I was kind of curious. | ||
| This is only like a half hour long special report that Alex did. | ||
| And so I was like, why even do this? | ||
| What's the point? | ||
| What is so monumental that you need to come in? | ||
| And of course, I guess he was trending on Twitter. | ||
| I got up about 5.45 this morning, turned my phone on, and it was all these text messages saying, man, you're blowing up on Twitter. | ||
| You're blowing up on Instagram. | ||
| You're blowing up everywhere. | ||
| How did you predict it again? | ||
| And what did I see? | ||
| I saw this image. | ||
| And I saw Paul Joseph Watson tweeting it. | ||
| And I saw tens of thousands of retweets. | ||
| And I saw the comments. | ||
| People saying, it's not real. | ||
| There's no way it's real. | ||
| And then people later found the DHS document and they go, no, here's the NBC News. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| And then I saw the comments. | ||
| How did Jones know that? | ||
| He's one of them. | ||
| It's not about defending myself before I cover this big news. | ||
| I'm going to. | ||
| It's about people understanding that you can know everything I know. | ||
| So there's some big news. | ||
| People were tweeting about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I feel like all of those Twitter things that Alex is talking about are stupid. | ||
| Someone being like, oh my god, it's fake. | ||
| Maybe that's dumb. | ||
| Alex predicted this. | ||
| Dumb. | ||
| Oh, Alex must be one of them. | ||
| Also dumb. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| All angles of it. | ||
| All angles that exist within Alex Jones' sort of... | ||
| Assessment of the sides are dumb. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| There's no reaction that isn't going to be stupid because the fundamental aspect of it is stupid. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Simply being around it makes you dumber. | ||
| It's fruit of a stupid tree. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If you eat it, you will lose the ability to tell the difference between good and evil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So at this point, Alex hasn't actually said what this DHS stuff is. | ||
| And so he gets to that. | ||
| In June, Puppet Biden put out this new report. | ||
| Hi, I'm Puppet Biden. | ||
| Terrorism strategy from the president and who they target. | ||
| They said the number one threat are people that question the election and or people that question lockdowns and that those people are terrorists. | ||
| And the full weight of the FBI and CIA will be used against them. | ||
| I've probably covered this 200 times since June. | ||
| I've obsessed on this. | ||
| They come out last night on ABC, NBC, CBS News, RT, CNN. | ||
| It's everywhere. | ||
| And they say... | ||
| Hell, here's a screenshot of one of the videos right here. | ||
| Potential terror threats. | ||
| Opposition to COVID measures. | ||
| Claims of election fraud. | ||
| Belief Trump can be reinstated. | ||
| 901 anniversary and religious holidays. | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| I think he's even confused himself there. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| What? | ||
| So the DHS put out a bulletin on August 13th that was essentially a warning that the coming period was one where there could be a heightened risk of terrorism in the United States. | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| Alex is reporting on this and pretending that it's all just about putting a target on his buddies who are anti-COVID measures and they want to overturn the election, but that's actually a little bit more complicated than that. | ||
| The bulletin does discuss Alex's crew and the threat that they can pose in terms of, quote, grievance-based violence, but the picture is broader. | ||
| One of the main elements of this bulletin is the concern about the upcoming 20th anniversary of 9-11 and the fact that Al-Qaeda, it released, quote, Oh, good for them! | ||
| And that's something to be aware of as the country reopens. | ||
| In terms of the stuff that involves Alex's world, I honestly think the report pretty accurately sums up the situation. | ||
| Quote, There are also continued nonspecific calls for violence on multiple online platforms associated with domestic violent extremist ideologies or conspiracy theories on perceived election fraud and alleged reinstatement and responses to anticipated restrictions relating to the increasing COVID cases. | ||
| This isn't about calling anyone who wants Trump to be president again a terrorist or saying that anyone who's opposed to masks, they're a terrorist. | ||
| It's more about how malevolent actors are exploiting those things to advance their agenda and that they're sort of wedge points. | ||
| Yeah, they've infiltrated so many of these communities that it's, you know, it's not the anti-mask problem. | ||
| It's that the anti-mask issue has been overtaken by Nazis. | ||
| It's like if all of the crystal new age people who have turned anti-mask and more violent now are like, well, we have to keep an eye out for the crystal people. | ||
| And it's like, no, no, no, the crystal people have been fine. | ||
| It's that the Nazis infiltrated those crystal people and now they're terrified. | ||
| Well, it's not... | ||
| It's the MIAC report all over again. | ||
| It's just the exact same intentional misrepresentation of some People who pose a threat for domestic violence exist within this community, being presented as this community is entirely terrorist. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that's just, you know, that's the game that he's playing, and we've seen it play out over and over again on his show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It works. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| If they hadn't have successfully mobilized against the MIAC report 20 years ago, maybe we wouldn't be as fucked as we are right now. | ||
| It's a very simple... | ||
| Fallacy that you can get people to accept pretty easily. | ||
| And that's all that's going on here. | ||
| So that is the new version of Alex is Right, which has excited him so much this morning that he's decided he has to put out a special report. | ||
| DHS report says, water, wet. | ||
| Oh, are they saying that everything's wet? | ||
| Yeah, they're saying everything's wet. | ||
| What? | ||
| So then I went and I found the actual newscast. | ||
| And then I went and actually found the actual Homeland Security bulletin that we'll put on screen, where they go into more detail and they say terrorists are putting out the disinfo that lockdowns are bad and that masks don't work. | ||
| Yeah, that's you. | ||
| So they can recruit people to blow stuff up. | ||
| Now, listen. | ||
| I just want their money. | ||
| You know about Sherlock Holmes. | ||
| He's a fictional character, but he says... | ||
| To his assistant Watson, it's deduction, my dear Watson. | ||
| It's elementary, my dear Watson. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Obviously, when they said two months ago, if you oppose future lockdowns, you're a terrorist. | ||
| They're preparing new lockdowns, which we have from other documents. | ||
| They are anyways, but that's obvious, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Very much no. | ||
| You don't just get to say something's obvious and then move on. | ||
| Oh, well, of course. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| I will accept that then. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| Like, let's say that more people, you know, back in 2015, like Alex and Larry Nichols, they were concerned about Obama revealing that he was a secret Muslim and that he was going to stay president forever and turn the United States into a caliphate. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Now, let's say a bunch of people took on that sort of conspiracy theory and started to mobilize, and maybe some folks took over the Capitol. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, it may be... | ||
| The intelligence agencies or DHS might put out some kind of a warning that, hey, some people believe that Obama's going to start a caliphate. | ||
| These people, you know, this is something that's indicative of maybe a potential terror threat. | ||
| That does not mean that Obama is about to launch a caliphate. | ||
| No, it does not. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You know, I think this is a situation where somebody who is really good at explaining causal links... | ||
| Could be invaluable right here. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Somebody who has a real grasp of A than B. Exactly. | ||
| Somebody who can just really say, if you go outside and the sun is out there, you will get a sunburn. | ||
| Hey, fuck you, man. | ||
| You came up with that example because I got a sunburn the other day. | ||
| I did not! | ||
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Yes, you did. | |
| It was in my mind, apparently. | ||
| That was an attack. | ||
| I don't keep things in my brain on hand. | ||
| They just show up when I need them. | ||
| That was an attack on me. | ||
| It was not an attack on you. | ||
| Yeah, I just think that this is stupid. | ||
| I mean, like, this is a pretty basic... | ||
| I think this is how Alex thinks. | ||
| And that, to me, is a real problem. | ||
| Whatever anybody could be warning about is actually secretly them telling you what they're going to do. | ||
| And that way, if you fight against them, you're preemptively labeled bad guy. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| That's just... | ||
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Dumb. | |
| Yeah, and now what the bad guy does, of course, is tell other people that the other people are doing what they're doing in order to justify what they're doing against the other people, despite the other people not actually doing those things. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So we have the MIAC report again, all over again. | ||
| Nouveau MIAC report, whatever way I want to say it. | ||
| The MIAC report du jour. | ||
| MIAC 2. MIAC to the streets. | ||
| Meh. | ||
| Not bad. | ||
| But it didn't include any French. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| I'm against it. | ||
| You're not wrong. | ||
| I think this is all flimsy. | ||
| I think Alex could have taken the day off. | ||
| No point in coming in to do a special report about this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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But... | |
| I was right about everything. | ||
| I'll be here for the next half hour. | ||
| Ultimately, like, let's not play games. | ||
| This is a half hour commercial. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But there's some content mixed in, and that's where we're trying to take that meat off the bones. | ||
| So, I need to ask you this question, because you're somebody who is taking in a lot of InfoWars content, you understand some of the stories. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| What to you is the plan for depopulation? | ||
| Like, how does it actually work? | ||
| What is the mechanism by which people will be depopulated? | ||
| Okay, so first thing I'm going to do is get rid of the most obvious question, which is, which way? | ||
| Because Alex has elucidated so many different possible ways. | ||
| Well, that's, I mean, you've kind of hit the nail on the head there. | ||
| Here's my, like, overarching single idea of what Alex has truly... | ||
| Trying to gestalt us with. | ||
| You're even using Alex Turf! | ||
| I'm trying. | ||
| I'm doing my best. | ||
| I'm channeling. | ||
| I do not need to do funny voices. | ||
| But you could. | ||
| I could. | ||
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So... | |
| The globalists are releasing a soft kill agent that will kill 80% of the population, the rest of which they will use as serfs in order to maintain their lifestyle. | ||
| And that's my general gist. | ||
| Okay, so I understand that, but you actually even went with a different angle than I was intending. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What is, so it's the soft kill weapon, right? | ||
| Yeah, that's the vaccine, right? | ||
| It'll kill people off or possibly make them unable to reproduce or something? | ||
| No children, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Do we have a new one? | ||
| We got a new one. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Now, I don't just need to engage in deduction. | ||
| I also engage in criminology. | ||
| I've studied the globalists and their white papers and what they've said and what they've done. | ||
| And Operation Lockstep and literally hundreds of other documents written by the most prestigious organizations in the world, most powerful, say they're going to use the threat of a virus to bring in world government and world ID to track and trace what you do, to cut your resources off, to make you so poor you can't afford to have children to depopulate the planet. | ||
| So now it's impossible. | ||
| We're already so poor we can't have enough children. | ||
| They don't need to restart that. | ||
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We're so poor. | |
| Yeah, so now apparently it's impoverishment to make it so you can't afford to have kids. | ||
| Well, they already won then! | ||
| They started capitalism up again in the 80s, and now we're all fucked! | ||
| I just find this to be difficult to square with all the other things I constantly hear him fear-mongering about. | ||
| I don't know how this is the plan. | ||
| I mean, was the plan Reagan closing mental health hospitals or, let's say, Reagan allowing a virus to go unchecked through a specific minority community or any number of different possible ways that Reagan is doing exactly what it is he thinks that the globalists were doing? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I just... | ||
| It's so tiring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's so tiring. | ||
| It's really tough to try to maintain some semblance of reality in such a constantly nebulous fake space. | ||
| If I was trying to impoverish people in order to make them so poor that they couldn't afford to have children anymore, I think I would break unions. | ||
| I think my main goal would be to break an airport union. | ||
| That would be my idea. | ||
| His bad guy is Reagan. | ||
| His bad guy is Reagan. | ||
| Well, we may have some agreement there. | ||
| False flags are coming, though. | ||
| Two plus two equals four. | ||
| They're getting ready to stage major false flag terror attacks in this country, not just provocateur events. | ||
| To blame those of us that are against the forced inoculations, that are against new lockdowns, and that are against being told we're not essential, and that are against... | ||
| The incredible tyranny that this country and this world has gone under. | ||
| I think Alex just kind of recognizes that the folks on his side have reached a fever pitch, and there's also the immense disappointment of Michael Lindell's stupid cyber symposium. | ||
| The hopes that some people had that Trump was going to be put back into office have been dashed. | ||
| There's a lot of people who are probably desperate and disappointed. | ||
| And that combined to... | ||
| You know, something pretty violent. | ||
| It could lead to a cataclysmic... | ||
| Not cataclysmic. | ||
| That's overly dramatic. | ||
| But it could lead to some kind of domestic terrorism incident. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And I think Alex recognizes that and he's trying to get out in front of it because he and his goons and his not-boss, Mike Lindell, have gotten people into an emotional state where... | ||
| This kind of thing is more likely, and now they need to shore up any possibility that they could be blamed for it. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's like, hey, we've spent the last two years blowing up all these balloons, and now they're full, and some of them are going to deflate, and some of them are going to pop. | ||
| And Mike Lindell's symposium has made a lot deflate, and it's going to make some pop. | ||
| And so that's what Alex is responding to. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, the CDC has some plans. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| They're evil. | ||
| They are evil. | ||
| And it gets worse. | ||
| Official CDC document we covered last Monday is actively discussing the possible necessity of shielding high-risk individuals by putting them in quarantine camps or green zones. | ||
| Let's say that again. | ||
| People that aren't sick, but that might get sick. | ||
| Being put in camps. | ||
| Whenever Alex says, let's say it again, I just think of Cisco. | ||
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I'm gonna say it again! | |
| Uh, yeah. | ||
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I wish. | |
| Oh, God. | ||
| I wish Alex would come in with his head just, like, spray-painted silver one day. | ||
| That would be great. | ||
| So this is something that got some traction because Candace Owens tweeted about it. | ||
| And then the right-wing media went on its merry way, making up stories about how everyone said that the right-wing was going to be put in the camps. | ||
| They were vindicated. | ||
| Oh, sure, Holocaust Museum. | ||
| You think it's offensive that we're doing this? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Comparing this to the Holocaust and Nazis. | ||
| No, we were right. | ||
| They're going to put us in camps. | ||
| The whole time. | ||
| Unfortunately, the actual document isn't about any of that stuff. | ||
| Not surprising. | ||
| It's a discussion from last July about how, you know, when there are outbreaks, people who live in places like refugee camps are particularly vulnerable due to compact living conditions and high levels of interaction between people there. | ||
| This document is about strategies that could be employed within already existing refugee camps and areas housing displaced persons and how in that setting it could be wise to separate high and low risk populations in order to offer as much protection to them as possible. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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This was an attempt on the part of the CDC to explore ways to best protect vulnerable populations, So it only makes sense that this is taken by malevolent liars and turned into secretly being a plot against them. | |
| Yep. | ||
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It's amazing. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Yep. | ||
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What a bunch of fucking assholes. | |
| Yep. | ||
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And the CDC too. | |
| Fuck you. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| You didn't put prisons in there. | ||
| They're letting people in prisons do the same fucking shit. | ||
| I hate these people. | ||
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You know what? | |
| I bet that prisons would be something that would be, I mean, in a good world. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| The same sort of precautions would be taken. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But maybe that's the focus of a different group within the CDC to study that. | ||
| Let's hope. | ||
| Because I do think that residential patterns... | ||
| That exist within prisons and within refugee communities are different. | ||
| Analogous, but different. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I could see that something's not being totally overlappable in terms of a report. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| But your point is very fair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not enough consideration being taken. | ||
| Well, they're prisoners, sure! | ||
| Who are you, Arpaio? | ||
| Yeah, no kidding, fuckers. | ||
| So another thing that Alex brings up a bit is there are some indications that are being seen that there is some potential IQ drop that's being seen in children that are born... | ||
| And I don't know exactly... | ||
| How accurate a measure this is of what is going to be the experience of these children as they get older. | ||
| Though Alex is saying that wearing masks has caused a giant drop in IQ and all this, there is some information. | ||
| That goes into that. | ||
| It's not appropriate to say that masks are causing this. | ||
| There is an underlying real story, but I don't think it's possible to know enough to really discuss it, so I'm leaving it alone. | ||
| But I want to just point it out as I'm not ignoring it entirely. | ||
| It's just I don't think it's something that we can have a full discussion of outside of, hey, this is an interesting... | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I read about that and it's a very, yeah, that's an interesting study and I think it would be a good idea to follow children born during the pandemic until they're 25 or whatever and get a clearer idea because it's not like we've spent this type of time in quarantine before. | ||
| It's not like we have a large... | ||
| Data set of like, oh, these are the children born in a pandemic, and this is how they mature differently than other things. | ||
| So I think it's a very valuable thing to study, but I'm not going to say that we should draw conclusions based on what we have now. | ||
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Definitely not yet. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so I'm leaving that aside for right now. | ||
| Now, the VAERS database, the Vaccine Adverse Events database. | ||
| Of course, is a thing that exists and does not prove in any way that any of these things were caused by the vaccines at all. | ||
| But it is a very important statistical thing for people who study vaccines and study public health in order to be able to better provide. | ||
| Things that cause less adverse events. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Information. | ||
| However, there is apparently a doctor in Hawaii, or a lawyer in Hawaii, who is causing a class action lawsuit against, I guess, vaccine makers because of VAERS data. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| It's not going to go anywhere, obviously. | ||
| No. | ||
| And I'm only playing this clip just because I think it's funny. | ||
| And here's a really important clip. | ||
| Huge lawsuit. | ||
| Hawaii attorney, who's the top lawyer I've learned in Hawaii, says COVID vaccines have killed nearly 45,000 Americans, according to his analysis of VAERS. | ||
| And he's filing a massive class-action lawsuit against it. | ||
| Everybody is the top everything. | ||
| Everyone's the Michael Jordan of Hawaiian lawyers. | ||
| They had a lawyer off in Hawaii. | ||
| It's like the Miss America pageant, you know? | ||
| And then you graduate from Miss America to Miss Universe or whatever. | ||
| I think it's more like... | ||
| The quarterback challenge. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| The skills challenge? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You get a rating. | ||
| You got a lawyer through a hoop. | ||
| Yeah, I got what you're saying. | ||
| You have to defend someone who's clearly guilty. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| That's one of the challenges. | ||
| You have to solve three cases. | ||
| You have to litigate three cases while doing an obstacle course. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's like American Lawyer Warrior. | ||
| And then for no reason at all, three-point contest. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| You got to shoot some threes. | ||
| Uh, yeah, I just, I find it annoying that everyone is the best at everything. | ||
| Hey, this lawyer, which I later find out is the top lawyer. | ||
| So frustrating. | ||
| Why can't it be somebody who's just like a middle-of-the-road guy who stumbled upon something huge? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you not? | ||
| Like, that's the interesting story. | ||
| And the way that Alex does this, where everyone is the best, leads me to be very suspicious that some of these people are very not good. | ||
| They're not the best. | ||
| I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this lawyer is not the best lawyer in Hawaii. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| No. | ||
| So Alex has been on a long crusade against fact checkers because he doesn't like it when people very accurately point out that he's wrong about everything. | ||
| Yes, that hurts. | ||
| And so Snopes is something that has been a constant target of Alex's. | ||
| Now, BuzzFeed recently put out a report about the- Co-founder of Snopes! | ||
| Giant piece of shit idiot! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, the story about that is David Mickelson, the co-founder of Snopes, he was found to have plagiarized a number of articles. | ||
| And so they ended up having to retract 60 articles from the website. | ||
| And that's bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's not 100% counter... | ||
| To what Snopes is about. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It is an ethical lapse, and certainly there should be consequences, and David Mickelson is, you know, that's no good. | ||
| But, in terms of fact-checking, it doesn't really, like, it's not like they're making stuff up. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's just misattributing or stealing content. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so, it's not the big dunk that Alex wants it to be. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But he's going to play it as if it is. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's ultimate vindication. | ||
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Yes. | |
| But don't worry. | ||
| Snopes and all these other fact-checking groups run by Bill Gates and George Soros and others, like Media Matters, are going to come out and say none of this is true. | ||
| No one ever died from a shot. | ||
| No one ever got sick. | ||
| Joe Biden won by record numbers. | ||
| World government's wonderful. | ||
| Communism's wonderful. | ||
| But how many times did I tell you this? | ||
| Here it is out of BuzzFeed News itself. | ||
| Attacking their own. | ||
| The co-founder of Snopes wrote dozens of plagiarized articles for the fact-checking site. | ||
| And that's just what he got caught doing. | ||
| Employees have gone public saying he would order them to just plagiarize whole articles and put their names on it. | ||
| And, of course, he would falsify much of the information. | ||
| But we already know that about Snopes. | ||
| But here they are, being eaten by their own, a total and complete fraud. | ||
| And now Snopes has been so discredited, the globalists are moving on to more fancy fact-checking organizations. | ||
| Fancy ones. | ||
| Fancy fact-checking. | ||
| It's just Snopes, but wearing a top hat. | ||
| Ah, excuse me, sir! | ||
| I would like your finest fact-checking table, thank you! | ||
| Snopes with a monocle dot com. | ||
| Yeah, I love this. | ||
| The employees have come forward and said that he forces them to plagiarize stuff. | ||
| When, like, the other talking point that Alex has very routinely about Snopes is it's just a guy and his cat. | ||
| You know, it's like, what employees? | ||
| The cat? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I think what he accidentally revealed is such a crucial reason to trust everybody but him and the far right infinitely more. | ||
| He describes BuzzFeed finding out that the co-editor of Snopes is a plagiarizer as attacking their own. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And not... | ||
| As quality control. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Or just research. | ||
| Ethical approach to journalism. | ||
| It's the way that things are supposed to be done, and that he thinks of it as attacking their own just makes it so obvious. | ||
| Yeah, if you're in the right-wing media sphere, you don't attack your own. | ||
| All of your griffs are bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, and that's why Alex is still on this position of like, hey, look, Mike Lindell got taken in by a con man, but he's still good. | ||
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He's still good! | |
| He's still good! | ||
| Not like the editor of Snopes. | ||
| Not like the co-editor of Snopes. | ||
| Or the co-founder or whatever. | ||
| On the right, you don't attack your own until they become so much of a problem. | ||
| Except Alex doesn't actually operate that way. | ||
| He hates people like Glenn Beck. | ||
| I mean, the larger ecosystem, though, kind of does have that. | ||
| Eventually, if enough of the sharks gather around and they're like, this person's got to go, then they all pile on. | ||
| And some people are bullyable, and Glenn Beck is certainly in that camp. | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| So you've just got to say no to all this stuff, right? | ||
| All the COVID rules, all the masks, you've just got to say no. | ||
| Come on, Tipper Gore. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Nancy Reagan? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It was Nancy Reagan. | ||
| Tipper Gore hated 2 Live Crew. | ||
| She hated 2 Live Crew and porn, I think. | ||
| And Bob Denver. | ||
| John Denver? | ||
| Who's Bob Denver? | ||
| Who is Bob Denver? | ||
| Is he the guy who played... | ||
| Is that like Gallagher 2? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, Bob... | ||
| Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's Gallagher, yeah. | ||
| Or no, Gilligan. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| I'm pretty sure, yeah. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, you just gotta say no. | ||
| Just say no. | ||
| And just say no! | ||
| If there's too many people... | ||
| I'm not calling for violence. | ||
| Because the globalists are about to stage their own false flags and blame those of us exposing their violence against us with their lockdowns and their tyranny and telling us we're not essential and trying to lock us down and bankrupt us and make us commit suicide. | ||
| That's violence! | ||
| And it better stop! | ||
| But I don't want to be offensively violent because then they'll pose as victims and try to outlaw any form of communication. | ||
| But know this, they're coming with the false flags. | ||
| So yeah. | ||
| Know this, if you're listening to this, you're probably one of the people going to do one of those false flags. | ||
| I mean the false flags. | ||
| False ones. | ||
| False ones. | ||
| Now listen. | ||
| No violence. | ||
| Hey, I don't want any violence! | ||
| I'm just saying that they've committed a ton of violence against us! | ||
| And inevitably they're going to commit violence in our name in order to justify more violence against us. | ||
| I mean, why not commit our own violence if they're already going to commit violence in our name? | ||
| I mean, it seems like not... | ||
| Doing that is falling into a trap. | ||
| Yeah, it's giving them the upper hand. | ||
| We have to commit our own violence before they can blame us for it. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| Makes perfect sense. | ||
| So there's some good news. | ||
| Remember at the beginning of this, Alex said there was good news? | ||
| Yes, he did say there was good news. | ||
| Turns out he saw some weirdos protesting. | ||
| Oh, that's good news. | ||
| That's good news. | ||
| And I'll tell you the good news. | ||
| I was out today going for a hike at the lake in the middle of nowhere outside Austin. | ||
| I was driving down a country road and saw like 15 people protesting globalism and the Great Reset. | ||
| Oh, thank God. | ||
| 15 weirdos were protesting in the middle of nowhere. | ||
| They are going to make this change. | ||
| And the New World Order. | ||
| And then I was driving to my office in South Austin and I saw more people protesting the legislature and saying they want voter ID. | ||
| So that we don't have criminals and others voting and people with dead folks' names. | ||
| So the good news is I'm seeing, just where I live, massive pushback, and that's the answer. | ||
| The globalists are probing and testing to see what you'll put up with. | ||
| And finally... | ||
| I can't do these shows, and I can't fund our crew, and I can't take care of our operation, and I can't do the work that needs to be done without your support. | ||
| And I'm not complaining. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| We've proven ourselves. | ||
| We've proven we're dead on. | ||
| We've proven we do the research. | ||
| I don't believe that. | ||
| I don't believe any of that. | ||
| So this is the flip side to the fear-based ad pivot. | ||
| This is the hope-based ad pivot, which is a lot of fun. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I saw some people on a country road protesting. | ||
| I love how low the bar is. | ||
| I saw some people who were agitating for voter disenfranchisement. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| So please give me money so I can help keep this up. | ||
| Hey, there were 20 people outside yelling, what a victory for the far right. | ||
| Women's March photos. | ||
| Ah, that's barely it! | ||
| Anybody! | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| You've never even seen that many people. | ||
| Yeah, you know, like when I was younger, I would protest against the Iraq War. | ||
| And my parents, certainly even more than I would, every Wednesday they would go out to the corner of Providence and Stadium. | ||
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| Not Stadium. | ||
| It was Providence and God damn. | ||
| Can't remember the cross street. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But they would go out there, Broadway. | ||
| I think it was Broadway in Providence. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They would go out there in Columbia, Missouri, and they would honk for peace signs. | ||
| You know, it would be like the hippies. | ||
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| They would hang out in the basement of the peace nook. | ||
| And they would go and they'd have their signs against the Iraq War. | ||
| It was meaningful in some ways. | ||
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| But they also would never look at that and be like, ha-ha, we're turning the tide. | ||
| That's good news. | ||
| I can sell shit based on that. | ||
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| I mean, that's kind of the equivalent of, you know, 15 people on a country road, except for it's a busy intersection in Columbia, Missouri. | ||
| Yeah, it's way better than 15 people on a country road. | ||
| And it's still not like, ah, thank God, this is the good news that we've been waiting for. | ||
| No, it's something, and it's people having a principle. | ||
| It's a cry against helplessness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's creating solidarity, you know, whatever. | ||
| But it's not going to actually end the Iraq War. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| No, and the, you know, two million women marched didn't end shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex does that hope-based ad pivot, right? | ||
| And it's really weird. | ||
| It's very strange because he gets into selling some products and then it goes way off the rails. | ||
| Please continue to go to MyPillow.com and use promo code Alex to get the best deals and fund what everybody's doing because... | ||
| People that are in the arena need your support. | ||
| And by supporting us, you are the men and women in the arena. | ||
| And I thank you all for joining us. | ||
| But please review this news. | ||
| I mean, that's just a small portion of the news I've been researching. | ||
| And it's all just so incredible. | ||
| Joe Biden, it's in the document. | ||
| Sure, it's one thing when Alex Jones goes, hey, it's in this document. | ||
| They're going to declare us all terrorists. | ||
| It's in there. | ||
| And I get people wouldn't go look it up. | ||
| They thought I made it up. | ||
| Now it's all over the news. | ||
| Oh, you're a terrorist. | ||
| Screw you. | ||
| You're the globalist terrorist. | ||
| You're the Nazis, socialists, commies, authoritarians, whatever you want to call it, telling me, an American, that I'm not essential and that another lockdown's coming and I've got to put up with it? | ||
| And I've got to take an experimental shot or I can't fly on an airplane or I can't have a job? | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| I got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your New World Order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He's getting into it. | ||
| You know, that was the best swearing I think I've heard from him in five years. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| That was good usage. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| He pronounced it without saying it all weird like he normally does. | ||
| It was a little repetitive on the fuck you. | ||
| True. | ||
| But yeah, yeah, it sounded like a human. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He even said shit, which is the best way to say it. | ||
| And fuck you and the horse you rode in on is a nice little thing to throw in. | ||
| A nice little idiom. | ||
| Don't know why you got all angry so immediately. | ||
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Not sure. | |
| Not sure why he got so angry. | ||
| Wilson, why didn't you mention me? | ||
| Puppet Biden! | ||
| It's important that you go to MyPillow and use my promo code also. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Very weird. | ||
| How can you the day after that three-day symposium be like, Mike Lindell's a good guy, you should still buy pillows. | ||
| I can tell you exactly how. | ||
| Money. | ||
| He's still a sponsor. | ||
| I know, but how is there no fall? | ||
| There's just no fall for the right wing. | ||
| You're already all on rock bottom. | ||
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Because who else is going to sponsor Alex? | |
| He's not going to get a promo code at Tushy or Manscaped. | ||
| He's not going to get one of these Onnit sponsorships. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, Rogan can't help him out with that. | ||
| Yeah, he probably couldn't switch to one of those sex toy ones either. | ||
| Oh, Adam and Eve? | ||
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No way. | |
| He's not going to get the Adam and Eve cash. | ||
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No. | |
| That ain't happening. | ||
| No, he's got my pillow or nothing. | ||
| Hey, you need a vibrator. | ||
| Type in Alex Jones at AdamandEve.com. | ||
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Woo! | |
| That would not be a good day. | ||
| Now, one thing about the info war is that we prioritize self-love. | ||
| When I say fuck you, I mean you need to go fuck yourself. | ||
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It could have been a dual ad pivot. | |
| Yes, it could have gone every direction. | ||
| That would be really funny, though, to imagine, like... | ||
| You know, all these podcasts have like, you know, audible ads or whatever. | ||
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Sure, sure, yeah, yeah. | |
| It'd be like if Manscaped put on a symposium where they tried to overthrow the election results. | ||
| It was such a disaster and an embarrassment. | ||
| And then people still kept advertising. | ||
| The CEO of Keeps is like, here's what I'm going to do. | ||
| I'm going to reveal how we overthrow the Australian government. | ||
| And you're like, well, I still don't want to lose my hair, so I guess we'll just keep going. | ||
| Look, the check is a check. | ||
| Hey, yeah. | ||
| I mean, I don't have another option. | ||
| If it works, you know, what are you going to do? | ||
| So one thing you might have noticed is that there was some swearing in there. | ||
| A little bit of swearing. | ||
| And one of the reasons that this is kind of okay is because this is a special report. | ||
| This isn't on the radio. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Silex doesn't have to worry about that. | ||
| No bleep button. | ||
| But it's still a family show. | ||
| It's a family show. | ||
| And Silex does have to apologize. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I apologize to your family viewers. | ||
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Fuck you! | |
| I'm cussing here, but we're not putting this out over the satellite or over radio or TV. | ||
| We're posting it at Bandai Video. | ||
| And at the end of the day, you know what? | ||
| Be offended by me saying, fuck you, Bill Gates, and fuck you, Klaus Schwab. | ||
| Good, I'm bad, but how bad are the people injecting children with deadly goddamn poison that's killing them? | ||
| What are you going to do about that? | ||
| I'm asking you right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That apology went off the rails. | ||
| Yeah, that wasn't a very good apology at all. | ||
| I would almost argue that was not an apology. | ||
| I apologize for swearing as a family show, but also, hey, if you're offended by that, me saying, fuck Bill Gates. | ||
| I mean, there's a little bit of like, listen, I'm sorry for swearing so much, but if you don't like my swearing, fuck you! | ||
| Who is he, Lady Sovereign? | ||
| Yeah, what else did he say? | ||
| He just said like, it's okay for me to do this, so you're not apologizing. | ||
| If you love me, then thank you. | ||
| If you hate me, then fuck you. | ||
| Yeah, this is a pointless... | ||
| Episode of his show, and by default, our show. | ||
| No, we got Mevening, and I'm pretty stoked with Puppet Biden. | ||
| I'm enjoying that. | ||
| You're fighting for your life. | ||
| I'm fighting for my life. | ||
| And we got farting for your life. | ||
| I'm farting for my life. | ||
| Farting for my life. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I'm farting for my life because I'm scared of a day job. | ||
| That's common, my friend. | ||
| That's what that is. | ||
| I'm farting for my life, which is code for I'm still taking Mike Lindell's money. | ||
| That is a good way. | ||
| If that was a thing that we invented for just taking Mike Lindell's money, like Santorum, like that, I think that works. | ||
| Farting for your life? | ||
| Farting for your life is taking Mike Lindell's money. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It is now canon. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| So yeah, shorter episode today. | ||
| We'll be back with taking a look at Alex's coverage of the Afghanistan news at the end of the week. | ||
| Just wanted to check in and let everyone know that Alex did not have a robust analysis of the end of the cyber symposium. | ||
| Still on the payroll. | ||
| Still on the payroll. | ||
| Farting for his life. | ||
| Farting for his life. | ||
| I hope you all out there have a wonderful evening. | ||
| And we'll be back. | ||
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And we will be back. | |
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| We're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Go to Ben Jordan. | ||
| We are on Facebook. | ||
| Code, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark. | ||
| It's been a while. | ||
| I'm also Daryl Rundis and the Juiciest Ice Cube. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |