Today, Dan and Jordan continue to track Alex Jones' sad march toward Joe Biden's inauguration. In this installment, Alex continues to make pre-emptive excuses in case right-wing extremists commit acts of violence, and invites Steve Pieczenik onto the show to have a contentious back and forth.
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| It's time to pray. | ||
| I have great respect for knowledge fight. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Dan and George. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
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Andy in Kansas. | |
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding us. | ||
| Hello, Alex. | ||
| I love your room. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan! | ||
| I have a quick question for you. | ||
| What up? | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| I'm gonna need a second to think. | ||
| Why don't you go first? | ||
| My bright spot, Dan, is my partner and I don't necessarily celebrate an anniversary of any kind. | ||
| Well, I believe that edible arrangements would beg to differ. | ||
| No, that was for her birthday. | ||
| Oh, birthday. | ||
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Excuse me. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| That was twice for her birthday. | ||
| Neither time on the birthday. | ||
| But it has been four years in January. | ||
| Hey, congratulations. | ||
| And for... | ||
| Our relative anniversary time period. | ||
| I bought her a bouquet of South African flowers, which she loves. | ||
| She has no interest in like, hey, these are roses. | ||
| She would have slapped me in the face. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because I have never met her before. | ||
| So I got her these and I got her this beautiful vase and she fucking loved it. | ||
| And I feel like I crushed it. | ||
| I even put it on the scoreboard. | ||
| I have one romance. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| To her zero right now. | ||
| She's got shit to do. | ||
| It's a tough year for most people. | ||
| It is rough. | ||
| Romance points are going to be tough to come by. | ||
| It's good getting that one on the board. | ||
| Right on the first of the year. | ||
| Get it on the board. | ||
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Nice. | |
| Move on. | ||
| It feels really good, and she's very happy. | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Bye, Bright Spot. | ||
| Jordan, a little more materialist, perhaps, a little less romantic. | ||
| We got that box of candy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And one of the things that was in it was Velvet Crumbles, which is a honeycomb candy. | ||
| That sounds more like an exotic dancer, but that's up to you. | ||
| Oh my god, it's so good. | ||
| I love it so much. | ||
| I ordered more of it, and I ate all of the stuff that I ordered. | ||
| This is how the sea turtles went extinct, Dan. | ||
| I can't stop. | ||
| Do you know what happened to the sea turtles? | ||
| They ate too much velvet crumble. | ||
| They ate them to death! | ||
| They would go get them from a place, carry them on the ship because they stayed and they were watering and they ate them all by the time they got there and they just kept doing it, Dan. | ||
| And now they're gone. | ||
| I was so close to ordering more and I have to stop myself because I'm just going to eat it all so fast. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| I love the crunchy bar, which is the sort of the honeycomb. | ||
| Covered in chocolate thing that you can get. | ||
| You can get it at, like, Treasure Island grocery store here in Chicago. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But it's so much better. | ||
| The Velvet Crumble is so much better! | ||
| God! | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Stop sending me candy. | ||
| Yeah, you got it. | ||
| But I appreciate it. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| I'm gonna be 400 pounds! | ||
| But I appreciate it. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So, hey, Jordan. | ||
| Yes, Dan? | ||
| Today we are talking about a little bit of stuff. | ||
| That has to do with Alex Jones. | ||
| We're going to be talking about January 12th and 13th, 2021. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Blackjack. | ||
| Blackjack? | ||
| 21. Oh. | ||
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No. | |
| Damn it. | ||
| No, that one doesn't work either. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| This is 2021. | ||
| Blackjack! | ||
| Why not? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| There's no reason why not. | ||
| It's something. | ||
| It's not gonna work, but it's something. | ||
| So yeah, it's an interesting little stretch of time. | ||
| Alex is trying to rationalize, again, still the events of the 6th. | ||
| Not my fault, not my fault, not my fault, not my fault. | ||
| Q's bad, a bunch of shit. | ||
| Antifa did stuff, and now they're planning more attacks. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| All of this. | ||
| That sounds like us. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's kind of a little bit annoying. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But... | ||
| At the end of this, we are going to have something remarkable happen. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I'm so excited about it that I want to get down to business. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But before we do, we've got to take a moment to say thank you to the folks who have signed up and are supporting the show. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Soyboy Troy. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, Soyboy Troy. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, I see spiders where there are none. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| You are a very troubled person. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Stacy. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Spider Stacy! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, Jasper J. Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Jasper! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, Not the Jesus Lizard. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Not the Jesus Lizard. | ||
| And finally, let's say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level. | ||
| Appreciate that very much. | ||
| So, Isaac, progeny of sin. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Crikey, mate. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| Have yourself a brew. | ||
| How's your 401k doing, bro? | ||
| We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright? | ||
| Let's just get down to business. | ||
| We ain't making that money off that heroin. | ||
| Why are you pimps so good? | ||
| My neck is freakishly large. | ||
| I declare... | ||
| Infowar on you! | ||
| Thank you so much, Isaac, progeny of sin. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much, but aren't we all progeny of sin? | ||
| I believe Alex believes that. | ||
| Yes, indeed. | ||
| It's in the Bible. | ||
| We are all born out of the first sin. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| So also, I wanted to say to folks, thank you all who support the show. | ||
| We are incredibly behind on shoutouts, to the point where if you have not heard us give you a shoutout, please send a message. | ||
| To us, and we will get that in. | ||
| It's... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You hear how many we do up top? | ||
| You don't want to hear 30 of those, right? | ||
| It's an impossible situation. | ||
| We want to do everybody, but... | ||
| It's a bit and a structure that is really effective when no one's listening. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We loved it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And now it's impossible. | ||
| Now we still love it, but it makes us feel sad, too. | ||
| And I don't want anyone to feel left out or uncared for. | ||
| So if you have a funny alias you'd like us to shout out, just send a message and we'll get that taken care of. | ||
| Or if you have a timely, timely joke. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Also, Jordan. | ||
| This is very exciting. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| Now, granted, today is Friday when this will be coming out, but on Sunday, the 17th, something very special is happening. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
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What's that? | |
| And we'd like to give a preemptive shout-out for that, and that is a couple of wonks. | ||
| Eric and Nichelle are celebrating their second anniversary. | ||
| Oh, hey! | ||
| Happy anniversary to the two of you. | ||
| Yes, indeed. | ||
| Got a very nice message. | ||
| Very cute. | ||
| About them enjoying the show and Eric doing an Alex Jones voice to say sweet things. | ||
| And it's great. | ||
| Happy anniversary to you two. | ||
| Hope you have a great one this weekend and all the best. | ||
| I don't know how you could say sweet. | ||
| You have a lovely figure. | ||
| No, that doesn't sound right. | ||
| It doesn't sound good. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| That doesn't sound real. | ||
| So, Jordan, let's get down to business. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| 12th and 13th. | ||
| Coming right at you. | ||
| But first, here's an Out of Context drop from today's show. | ||
| I'm a little plant that just opens up my petals and says, I love you. | ||
| See, isn't that sweet? | ||
| That is sweet. | ||
| That is sweet. | ||
| I'm just a little play. | ||
| I do like to imagine Alex as a Georgia O 'Keeffe team. | ||
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I open up my paddles and I say I love you. | |
| Welcome you into my secret garden. | ||
| So, on the 12th, Alex is jumping in. | ||
| He's starting the show predicting violence. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And it's because of the CIA. | ||
| They're running QAnon. | ||
| Trump has declared a national emergency, a particular martial law emergency in D.C. They have manipulated right-wing forces being programmed through the Q Army to launch attacks this weekend across the United States so Joe Biden can bring in martial law. | ||
| Trump is calling for calm and peace and saying, do not be part of this. | ||
| But the CIA Q operatives are telling you that's not really Trump's plan. | ||
| Prepare to launch your attacks. | ||
| So yeah, I would say that if your argument is the cue is like this operation to make Trump supporters look bad, you should have been really aggressively going after them long ago, because they were making Trump supporters look bad for quite a while. | ||
| See, it wasn't hard. | ||
| No. | ||
| I would argue that we didn't have to do anything to make them look bad. | ||
| No. | ||
| So, I think that this is all, like, basically the preemptive stuff where Alex has a pretty good sense that there may be some violence. | ||
| There might be some acts of domestic terrorism. | ||
| I'm friends with Stuart Rhodes. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Who's still conspicuous in his absence on the show, by the way. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| Odd. | ||
| Yeah, so you gotta preemptively explain these things. | ||
| You gotta make sure that the audience has a ready-to-go justification for why, like, this isn't a sign that our world is fucked. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Our information's fear. | ||
| You also have to text Stuart Rhodes and let him know that you're still on And you're just running interference for him so he can commit the violence that he wants to. | ||
| Don't worry, Stuart, I'm still scared of you. | ||
| Look, this is a smart move for all of us for me to say that you're bad. | ||
| So what's going on is that there's a globalist revolution that's happening, and it's CIA running QAnon in order to precipitate this violence that will lead to the globalists taking over or something. | ||
| And did you know that that's all in the Bible? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We're in the midst of a global, new world-ordered revolution against humanity. | ||
| And this has been foretold, whether you believe in God or whatever it is, our psychic vision of the future, because the future is the present, it's the past, it's all a space-time continuum, you can move up and down. | ||
| We saw this psychically coming. | ||
| We were warned thousands of years ago. | ||
| And you're not just by John on the Isle of Patmos. | ||
| Yeah, so time, you go back and forth. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so John on Patmos, psychically, saw into the future to see Trump losing. | ||
| Yeah, you know, I always thought of time as being more like a singularity. | ||
| Existing at all times simultaneously. | ||
| I didn't know you could go up and down and back and forth. | ||
| All right, well, that'll be fun. | ||
| Yeah, and John, of course, in Revelation, you could see all the... | ||
| Signs that he was talking about Trump. | ||
| This is disgraceful. | ||
| This is sacrilegious. | ||
| And the third seal was opened and its name was Medicare for All. | ||
| I am not religious. | ||
| I don't care to be offended on religion's behalf, but this is sacrilegious. | ||
| Yeah, no, no, no, that's super bad. | ||
| But I am going to be offended by this. | ||
| Alex starts talking about how he's what the enemy fears. | ||
| And then he starts playing on my side of the street. | ||
| And I am that thing that the enemy fears. | ||
| I am. | ||
| And it doesn't want us to declare that. | ||
| And so are you. | ||
| The thing that should not be. | ||
| Someday, maybe even death would die. | ||
| To quote Lovecraft. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| So, I kind of agree that Alex is what the enemy fears, but not because he has any kind of competence or is a force of truth or any of that shit. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's what the enemy fears in the same way that a parent would fear a charismatic weirdo trying to convince their four-year-old child that fire can't hurt them. | ||
| They aren't scared that the kid will see through the bullshit of the mainstream media's propaganda about fire being dangerous. | ||
| They're worried that this negative and insane influence will lead to the harm of people they care about. | ||
| Fire can't hurt you, I have candy in my van, let's go! | ||
| As for the Lovecraft reference, of course Alex goes with that one. | ||
| He's such a 101 dude, so of course he's gonna throw out something from Call of Cthulhu. | ||
| So, this thing that he's misusing and misciting is part of a much puzzled over passage from the Necronomicon that is referenced in the story that goes like this. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Quote, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die. | ||
| One of the chapters in that story, The Call of Cthulhu, is the tale of Inspector LaGrasse, where you hear about a cop who discovered a group of cultists performing a ceremony and chanting, Beautiful language. | ||
| It's meant to be unpronounceable. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| By human tongue. | ||
| Well, naturally. | ||
| This phrase loosely translates to quote in his house and really a dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. | ||
| One of the cultists who LaGrasse interrogates old Castro. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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He mentions that the passage from the Necronomicon helps give some context to their chant. | |
| So the reader can piece together that they worship a dormant God who's in this place waiting and dreaming. | ||
| And this God will never die. | ||
| It has a lifespan longer than death itself. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
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Anyway, the point. | |
| No, that's not about death dying really at all, is it? | ||
| Most of his points of reference are various sci-fi things he barely remembers, but this is a little bit silly. | ||
| For one thing, Alex should not compare himself to Cthulhu. | ||
| Cthulhu did not want to follow the Constitution and protect the Second Amendment. | ||
| It's really clear in the text what Cthulhu was interested in. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Those first men formed the cult around small idols, which the Great Ones showed them. | ||
| Idols brought in dim areas from dark stars. | ||
| That cult would never die until the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take Great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive his subject and resume his rule of Earth. | ||
| The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would become like the great old ones, free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside, and all men shouting and killing and reveling in joy. | ||
| Oh, so Alex is a lot like... | ||
| Then the liberated old ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all of Earth would flame with holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. | ||
| Alex and Lovecraft have nothing in common except that they were both racists. | ||
| The difference between them is that Lovecraft got less racist as his career progressed. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Anyway, I just don't like it when Alex references something that I know a bit about. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Don't walk into Lovecraft. | ||
| No, come on, man. | ||
| Alex shouldn't be in Lovecraft. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| It's not for him. | ||
| That, like, death may die is a kind of cool saying, but in context it makes no sense for what he's talking about. | ||
| No, I mean, it was a poetic way of saying he's fucking old. | ||
| And we're gonna die before he does. | ||
| It's very simple. | ||
| Well, and that is not dead, which may eternal lie, is basically saying that he's just gone dormant. | ||
| He's not dead. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's been sleeping for centuries under En Relia. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why? | ||
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Hmm? | |
| Because the stars weren't right for him to come back and reign in terror on Earth. | ||
| I never like the arbitrary rules that are given to the old ones or the devil or all of these things. | ||
| Man, if you want to create ultimate evil, buddy, it's all. | ||
| That's fiction. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| So that's fine. | ||
| Alex making up arbitrary rules for the devil in the real world is a little bit worse. | ||
| It's a little bit silly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, Alex was in D.C. over the period of time when the storming of the Capitol happened, and we're getting a new piece of reporting here. | ||
| Do you mean when Antifa caused all of our troubles forever? | ||
| According to Alex, yes. | ||
| But also according to Alex, he almost got swept up. | ||
| They planned to SWAT team me. | ||
| In D.C. and blame me for what happened. | ||
| But that didn't go the way they wanted because the police refused to do it. | ||
| We confirmed that. | ||
| Hell, I saw it happen. | ||
| But I'll be honest, I was so exhausted and had just eaten a big meal on Thursday afternoon and under stress drank a half bottle of vodka, so I didn't even care when 100 police cars came for me. | ||
| I mean, I haven't even told you this whole story yet, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| I will tell you all of it. | ||
| I haven't figured out the beats on this one yet. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I've got to workshop it at a couple of open mics before I can really start using this one in shows. | ||
| Yeah, I drank half a bottle of vodka and I had a big meal so I was like, I don't even give a shit that there's a hundred police cars coming to SWAT team meet. | ||
| What? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| I think maybe the reason that they were going to take me out and blame me for storming the Capitol, but then the police wouldn't go along with, go fuck yourself. | ||
| I'm going to go with the police didn't arrest you because you were right out at the tip of the spear yelling, run away! | ||
| Run away! | ||
| We can't do this! | ||
| This is bad! | ||
| So, we get this kind of speech from Alex pretty regularly. | ||
| It's that speech where he's like, aha, now I see everything. | ||
| Now all has become clear to me. | ||
| But I now see the entire picture more than ever. | ||
| I mean, every damn piece of the puzzle. | ||
| I can zoom in to almost the subatomic level. | ||
| I can see the matrix. | ||
| And I know what their next moves are. | ||
| I know how to stop them. | ||
| I know what's unfolding. | ||
| And I understand how I underestimated Q. Q is 100% globalist intelligence, 100% what's left of the U.S. government. | ||
| And it hates Trump and it hates America and it's planning a giant violent uprising to bring down the country. | ||
| That doesn't mean you're bad if you were part of it or used the movement to educate people. | ||
| You're not Q. That's why it made you pledge allegiance to it so it can round you up. | ||
| They're planning truck bombs, mass shootings, bombings of capitals all over. | ||
| I told you that Sunday from D.C. police and the FBI. | ||
| So this is again how he's preemptively constructing this narrative just in case there's bombings and stuff that are done by Trump supporters. | ||
| You know, at least Alex is, on the surface, telling his audience not to be violent. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And there's some... | ||
| I mean, I guess it's better than the alternative in some ways, but it's too little too late, and it's meaningless. | ||
| They stole the election. | ||
| They're discredited. | ||
| They're a fraud. | ||
| So they need violence. | ||
| Don't be part of it. | ||
| It's a lie. | ||
| It's a setup. | ||
| And we now know the lie. | ||
| We now know the setup. | ||
| We know every angle of it. | ||
| And by the grace of God, we're still on air for this moment. | ||
| Dug in hard when everybody else is being shut down because we'd already been persecuted first. | ||
| We knew the mission. | ||
| And it's all the Holy Spirit, the divine transmission I am receiving. | ||
| And I just opened myself up to receive the transmission. | ||
| I give it as clearly as I can to you. | ||
| This is not me. | ||
| I'm telling you, I'm gonna give you the transmission. | ||
| Straight ahead. | ||
| Stay with us. | ||
| So, I mean, this show isn't Alex. | ||
| It's God speaking through him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Which is fun. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| Also, it's not a surprise to hear Alex insisting that people shouldn't be violent, and the reason for that is pretty obvious. | ||
| Alex knows that there's a large enough population of people who are completely fried and disconnected from reality who are gonna be disillusioned by the non-fulfillment of all their promised fantasies that they might turn to violence. | ||
| He's obviously not responsible for all of it, but Alex's rhetoric has absolutely been a contributing factor to getting us to the dangerous situation we're now in, and he knows that. | ||
| When your allies storm the Capitol, and you make your money encouraging people to do things like storm Capitals, but you don't want them to actually do it, you have a few immediate priorities. | ||
| The first is to come up with a framework to allow your audience to pretend that the actual storming doesn't involve you or anyone like you. | ||
| This is achieved by blaming Antifa. | ||
| In this case, there's the unfortunate aspect of the story where a bunch of the people who stormed the Capitol are public figures and have been very clear that they were doing it for Trump. | ||
| There's also a bunch of people involved who don't match your characterization of Antifa at all. | ||
| So to get around that objection, Alex has thrown Q under the bus, which is probably going to be persuasive to some portion of his audience. | ||
| The next most important thing you have to do is what you're seeing right now. | ||
| If you're Alex, you know damn well that this is not going to be a one-off event. | ||
| Alex has been friends with Stuart Rhodes for years now. | ||
| He knows the kind of insurrectionist threats that dude makes, and he's supposed to be the public face for the Oath Cube. | ||
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I think we should kill everybody. | |
| And as your subordinate, I would like to follow up with, YOU'RE NEXT! | ||
| Yeah, I mean, Stuart Rhodes is the PR guy, and he's talking about, like, rounding people up. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Alex knows there's gonna be more attacks, so it's super important for him to create a preemptive narrative to explain them when they eventually happen. | ||
| This is achieved by more throwing Q under the bus. | ||
| If in the next few weeks you see instances of domestic terrorism and the people who carried it out appear to be Trump supporters, now Alex can fall back on saying they aren't really Trump supporters. | ||
| They're people who are misled by the insidious globalist psyop that is QAnon, a psyop they're specifically running to make people like Alex and Trump patriots look bad. | ||
| This is all very transparent and stupid, but it's crucial for Alex if he wants to continue to be able to justify his behavior in the face of the inevitable consequences of his behavior coming to pass, while he needs to be against the inevitable consequences to stay on air, make money, and not get arrested. | ||
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Correct. | |
| I believe that this is a very teachable moment. | ||
| In the aftermath of the storm in the Capitol, I believe that you can see a very clear distinction between people who mean what they say and people who are primarily scammers. | ||
| People who really mean it are still calling for right-wingers to show up in D.C. on January 20th. | ||
| People who really mean it are like the Q Shaman, insisting that he was proud of his actions on the 6th. | ||
| People who really mean it are even like Alex's boring intern, Harrison Smith, reporting that the Capitol had fallen and the Patriots were in control as the events of the 6th transpired. | ||
| Conversely, Alex is a scammer. | ||
| He has a very profitable grift that depends on tension to continue, and in order for that tension to exist, he has to operate in some dissonant ways. | ||
| For instance, if you believe the things he says on his show, here's what'll happen if Biden gets into office. | ||
| The literal Christian devil will rule America. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Christianity will be outlawed. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Everyone will be forced to get vaccines that'll put tracking chips in them and kill them. | ||
| True. | ||
| Antifa goon squads will roam door to door killing conservatives. | ||
| As they die of the vaccines. | ||
| And Alex will be one of the few to survive long enough to kill his neighbor and feed them to his daughter. | ||
| Don't forget Daleks with guns. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's somewhere in the middle. | ||
| That's assumed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If he actually believed those things in any way, he would not be opposed to insurrection immediately. | ||
| If I believe those things, the only reasonable response is insurrection. | ||
| Yeah, there's no time to wait, because this is a fight with the devil. | ||
| If this were just about policy, then sure, you can accept a Biden presidency where you try to lobby conservative Congress members to push for policies you'd like to see, but all that shit doesn't matter if you believe Alex. | ||
| If Biden gets into office, there's no policy discussions. | ||
| There will never be fair elections again in the future. | ||
| If you believe, Alex, then this election itself was stolen, which has supposedly already been proven. | ||
| If you believe that and you believe the futility of any action you could possibly take once Biden gets into office, then it's a natural conclusion to decide that you need to do whatever you can before he gets into office to stop that from happening. | ||
| Totally. | ||
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This is the inherent dissonance Alex's non-violence position brings up. | |
| He expects his audience to believe him, but if they actually do, the only conclusion they Yeah, look, I can see through the matrix, and I can see that your death... | ||
| Is imminent. | ||
| And what I would like you to do is nothing. | ||
| Or you could give me money too. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, are you still on social media? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Put out a link. | ||
| Put out a link to my content. | ||
| Put out a link to band.video. | ||
| That'll do it. | ||
| This is how we will crush the globalists. | ||
| This is how we defeat Satan himself. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| This is nonsensical, this kind of behavior. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Here we go again! | ||
| It's a good thing nobody will face consequences for this type of behavior, though. | ||
| That's really heartening to know. | ||
| So we get the narrative of the Sixth just being laid out, and I think Alex has pretty much found his final version of it. | ||
| I mean, all this allowed on these message boards, all this prepared, and it was meant to be a giant, insane rampage, handcuffing, killing members of Congress. | ||
| Lockdowns led by antifoes, the shock force, all in unison. | ||
| But the Patriots fought back and tackled them and helped the police. | ||
| So finally they had to order. | ||
| Police stand down to let them in. | ||
| And the guy that gave the order commits suicide conveniently. | ||
| I mean, this is serious. | ||
| So this didn't work. | ||
| So now they need 2.0. | ||
| That's the Saturday and Sunday. | ||
| They're now saying, we're gonna attack, it's the storm. | ||
| If I were Officer Liebengood's family, I would definitely sue Alex Jones for defamation. | ||
| He's reporting on air that their loved one ordered to stand down as part of a seditious conspiracy to storm the Capitol, which Alex can absolutely not prove and is just making up. | ||
| And then either killed himself or was killed to cover it up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Whenever there's something that the police should have stopped but don't, it's important for Alex to pretend that some nefarious force ordered a stand-down to allow it to happen. | ||
| As opposed to them just being a Nazi, too. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| I mean, every single time there's been right-wing violence at a rally or a protest, it's because of a police stand-down that Alex aggressively asserts was ordered, but then he never proves it. | ||
| And again, the argument on the other side is they seem to turn a blind eye a lot of the time when there's these hard-right extreme protests. | ||
| More than... | ||
| I think The Guardian just had... | ||
| already knew, which is that police are meaner to the left. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| In the case of the storming of the Capitol, it's additionally disgusting and offensive Yeah. | ||
| that a man who died by suicide was actually secretly killed, so he couldn't reveal who had ordered him to order the stand down. | ||
| As far as I can tell, Officer Liebingood isn't someone who would have been in a position to make orders that the Capitol Police would follow. | ||
| It's not like he was the chief or even in the executive department of the Capitol Police, so I can't imagine that he would have been It goes higher. | ||
| that this man is now dead. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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The fact that he's dead makes him a useful prop for Alex to use in creating this conspiracy because it creates a Totally. | |
| figure out who orchestrated this whole setup, but the guy's dead now, so he can't reveal that information, which obviously would prove Alex right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he should be sued. | ||
| It really should. | ||
| We're at the point now where it's like, if Alex says this, I'm almost like sending a message immediately like, hey, this can't happen. | ||
| And unfortunately, you're the only person with grounds. | ||
| I would love to sue him on like, the world should work like this, but apparently the law doesn't count. | ||
| So disgusting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So disgusting. | ||
| The law won't just be like, hey, you know what? | ||
| You're right. | ||
| He's bad for humanity, so humanity has grounds to sue. | ||
| I certainly hope that this officer's family isn't dealing with any kind of harassment from folks who believe the sort of things that Alex is disseminating, but based on the past and actions of Alex's audience... | ||
| If they haven't yet, they will. | ||
| ...doesn't seem too unbelievable to think that it might be happening. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| Anyway, Alex fancies himself peaceful. | ||
| Kind of protester guy. | ||
| He wants a peaceful revolution. | ||
| Kind of like Martin Luther King. | ||
| Right? | ||
| No. | ||
| Martin Luther King. | ||
| Did black folks running around murdering and killing white people ever get them freed? | ||
| No. | ||
| Because most whites didn't own slaves. | ||
| 98% didn't. | ||
| But when folks sang Christian hymns and they watched them get their heads beat in, white people, like my grandparents, their parents said... | ||
| This is BS, man. | ||
| We're not bullies. | ||
| We're not doing this anymore. | ||
| We're Christians. | ||
| That is a fucked up sentence. | ||
| I don't understand the timeline. | ||
| I don't know what's going on. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| So apparently Alex's grandparents saw black people singing Christian Hibbs and they decided, we're not doing that anymore. | ||
| Confederate royalty. | ||
| What does that mean, though? | ||
| Like, we're not going to be racist anymore? | ||
| No, I think they're not going... | ||
| I guess they were all the ones who had the fire hoses. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Alex's whole family was holding fire hoses and they were like, oh, I get it. | ||
| They're singing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, I know that Alex loves to trot out this idea that he respects Martin Luther King and his nonviolence, and that's all good and well. | ||
| It's the standard line that you hear from people on the right these days. | ||
| But I wanted to discuss how out of touch he is with his own intellectual tradition. | ||
| Most of Alex's ideas are just reheated John Birch Society talking points that have, you know, they have their underpinnings of patriot lore for the last generations. | ||
| His favorite book, the one that woke him up to the New World Order, of course, is None Dare Call a Conspiracy by Gary Allen. | ||
| Interestingly, Gary Allen didn't just write one book. | ||
| His first book is called Communist Revolution in the Streets, which is all about how the civil rights movement is actually secretly a communist front. | ||
| That sounds like a better dance party, though. | ||
| The book was published by Western Islands, which is the John Birch Society publishing imprint, and it has a foreword written by W. Cleon Skousen, another of Alex's heroes and the uncle of his regular Infowars guest, Joel Skousen. | ||
| The book has a slightly different take on Martin Luther King and goes out of its way to suggest that he was a violent revolutionary who only said things about nonviolence to appear acceptable in public. | ||
| In a caption on a picture of Martin Luther King on page one of this book, Allen writes, quote, Jesus. | ||
| to quote King closed his talk by declaring that of course he meant this should be done non-violently many in the crowd laughed openly they felt the term non-violence was a sham and was being used by King primarily for public relations reasons sure whether Alex knows it or understands it is irrelevant what matters is that the system that he supports and all of his intellectual influences who molded his beliefs when he was young were deeply racist people who had a particular hatred of Martin Luther King not because he was violent | ||
| but because he was Christian and sang hymns. | ||
| I guess what I'm getting at is that Alex Jones is a coward. | ||
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| Totally. | ||
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He knows that it looks pretty racist to be opposed to Martin Luther King these days, so he just conveniently pretends that... | |
| That's not part of his big worldview. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, for someone to talk about cops standing down in the face of something and then to talk about Martin Luther King Jr. very shortly afterwards is someone who does not know anything about Martin Luther King Jr. | ||
| It's another little interesting element of dissonance. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's like somebody being like, hey, my dad was in the FBI and, you know, when they murdered Fred Hampton, he was like, That was one too many bullets for me. | ||
| I'm gonna choose the path of peace from here on out. | ||
| Something that I find so fascinating is how much Alex wants to live in the shadow of these anti-communist heroes. | ||
| It's so his worldview. | ||
| All of this is. | ||
| But he refuses to take ownership of these things that he knows are like, absolutely, I can't say that. | ||
| I can't be against the Civil Rights Act. | ||
| You know, it's one of those things where it's like you can see how bankrupt their ideology is over time because they just abandon shit after it. | ||
| You know, like... | ||
| I don't know if they abandon it. | ||
| They just refuse to accept it publicly. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, yeah. | ||
| I mean, that, like... | ||
| Martin Luther King Jr. is so fucking revered that the right has to now use him to try and reinstitute slavery. | ||
| They can't ignore it or say he's a bad guy. | ||
| They have to be like, he's such a great guy. | ||
| He would have wanted us to own you again. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I would bet that if you got Alex drunk enough, he would talk about how he's a commie. | ||
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Oh, totally. | |
| Well, he was a commie. | ||
| Anyway, there's truck bombs coming. | ||
| But also Alex says, you all got to go to your capitals. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They're going to set off truck bombs in major cities this weekend or next week. | ||
| That's their plan. | ||
| I told you it's coming. | ||
| You already saw it. | ||
| Did Stewart say that? | ||
| They're going to stage mass shootings, and they're going to put it all over the news and say, you did it. | ||
| Why would we do it? | ||
| We won. | ||
| I will be out at the Capitol this weekend, but not with guns. | ||
| I knew this was all coming. | ||
| I'll be in an armored vehicle. | ||
| And I'm going to be documenting you. | ||
| Who did what and what happened, but I can't be in all 50 capitals. | ||
| So, go out there, pray to Jesus, have your video camera, and document every person. | ||
| Oh, you don't want to do that. | ||
| Isn't it kind of contradictory or maybe just unwise to tell your audience, like, hey, they're going to be bombing a bunch of shit, so everybody go to your capitals. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, I'll be fine because I'm in a tank. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You guys are going to get some shrapnel. | ||
| I am fairly certain. | ||
| That suit is fucked up. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| If he's saying that there's gonna be, like, stagings of mass shootings and bombings, I would say, for the protection of your audience, stay home. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| They're gonna blow everybody up. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| And they're gonna be killing you left and right. | ||
| And that's why you gotta go with a camera. | ||
| That seems weird. | ||
| No. | ||
| Seems weird. | ||
| No, it's bad. | ||
| Anyway, there were some... | ||
| I'll just be in my tank looking like the people that I'm supposed to tell you are Antifa? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There were some people who are not Antifa, actually, who were involved on the 6th. | ||
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No, that's not true. | |
| These are the people who placed bombs. | ||
| No, that's not true. | ||
| There were a couple pipe bombs. | ||
| None of them Antifa. | ||
| No, turns out Alex does know who they are, though. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| You can't miss these Antifa. | ||
| You can't miss... | ||
| You'll see Chinese state party people, like the guy that planted the pipe bombs they just showed. | ||
| You'll see Chinese agents. | ||
| They'll all be wearing masks. | ||
| You'll see Antifa wearing black that wear pink bandanas as signifiers. | ||
| And then guys in camo covering their faces with backpacks as well. | ||
| They are deep state mercs, Dyncore, Halliburton, you name it. | ||
| They're making a full move on us. | ||
| Alex is making all of that up. | ||
| There is nothing real about any of that. | ||
| You know what is boggling my mind? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Is that he literally did say it. | ||
| And it is true. | ||
| They were planning on taking hostages and assassinating members of Congress. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That was a... | ||
| Well, that's something that is... | ||
| That sounds like a conspiracy theory, Dan. | ||
| It's something that is being discussed. | ||
| Certainly there are people who have some suspicions that that was the plan. | ||
| There are indications of that. | ||
| Hard not to learn more and think, oh shit, and they had members of Congress helping him. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Alex is definitely of the mind in terms of reporting that it was supposed to be way worse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that might be the case. | ||
| I think there's a lot of details that are yet to be solidly understood, but some of the indications are really, really terrifying. | ||
| So, you know, there's some issues between Alex and Q. I think that there's some strange stuff, like... | ||
| Why didn't you do this earlier? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Oh, it took you years to get to the point where you realized it was actually the deep state. | ||
| Hey, no. | ||
| Remember only two years ago when he said he could see through the Matrix and saw their plan and knew what was happening? | ||
| Yeah, like he could read the code. | ||
| On a granular scale, yeah. | ||
| Well, it turns out now he understands. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| And now he sees why QAnon attacked him in the early stages. | ||
| I'm just going to throw this out there, Dan. | ||
| If he said the same thing two years ago and got everything wrong, why would I then trust him now when he says that? | ||
| Because you've forgotten that he said all that stuff. | ||
| Oh, that's wise. | ||
| I wish I could do that. | ||
| Unfortunately not. | ||
| But Q attacked Alex early on, and here's why. | ||
| This isn't my opinion. | ||
| We know where this is going. | ||
| We know why Q attacked me early on because Q figured out I would figure out what it was. | ||
| Four years later. | ||
| And I know U.S. intelligence was involved in it. | ||
| It was even started under orders by some campaign officials in the Trump operation. | ||
| They said, oh, let's do this so we can put out information like Jones puts out against Hillary and the rest of them so nobody gets sued. | ||
| But it was instantly taken away in three weeks by the group that tricked. | ||
| The Trump campaign people to authorize it. | ||
| I don't believe any of this stuff, but if it is true, that seems insanely illegal. | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| That seems... | ||
| Also, again... | ||
| Trump was officially running QAnon at the beginning of his administration. | ||
| Why do you keep telling me how shitty your god king is at doing this? | ||
| It took three weeks to steal the greatest fucking conspiracy from the government? | ||
| That's all it took? | ||
| It took three weeks? | ||
| And how? | ||
| What, did they change the password and put two-step notification? | ||
| What are we doing here? | ||
| Was it that easy? | ||
| And, if that's the case... | ||
| Right, and all this happened. | ||
| Three weeks in, it got commandeered by these nefarious people. | ||
| Wouldn't it be in the best interest of the Trump campaign to, like, really make sure that people understood that this was something that was a malevolent force so it didn't end up becoming such a huge part of the Trump base? | ||
| Or, at the very least, utilizing the vast resources of the United States government to take it back! | ||
| Oh, yeah, they could do that, too. | ||
| They could do that! | ||
| Oh, okay, here's what happened. | ||
| In three weeks, they stole our access to Q. So then, about an hour later, we stole it back! | ||
| It's not hard! | ||
| We're the government! | ||
| Yeah, so that's dumb. | ||
| I do love the idea, though, that they attacked me because they knew I was the only person who could get to the bottom of it. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The only person. | ||
| Greatest detective. | ||
| The only person besides everyone else. | ||
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| God, I hate him. | ||
| So, involving the Six, there's some other things that are starting to come to light that are a little bit problematic for Alex's narrative, namely that... | ||
| There seem to be a lot of Proud Boys who are around the Capitol. | ||
| And sometimes, you know, there's some indications that even some of the Proud Boys might have been there right at the getting going part. | ||
| And so now Alex might have to say some bad things about the Proud Boys. | ||
| And I'm very close to revealing information. | ||
| I just want to be 100% accurate when I do it. | ||
| I'm about 95% right now that a major patriot group was infiltrated ahead of this event. | ||
| Their leader was arrested so that a globalist Fed could be put in charge of it, so they could also be part of it. | ||
| I know the FBI knows it because they were in command of it. | ||
| So that has to be the Proud Boys. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because Enrique Tarrio got arrested right before, and he's the leader of the Proud Boys. | ||
| Didn't Joe Biggs become the leader of the Proud Boys? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's a fed? | ||
| Yeah, this I like. | ||
| This is the way these gangs die. | ||
| Former InfoWars employee Joe Biggs? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Whenever they decide that some of them are working against them and they tear themselves apart. | ||
| That's the good news here. | ||
| That's what I'm hearing. | ||
| Tear each other apart like the wolves and idiots you are. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The Proud Boys acted in ways that are counter to the scam narrative that I need to keep my money. | ||
| I just hate how often I said, before this all happened, guys... | ||
| They're gonna abandon you the moment you do something that they don't like. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They don't have any loyalty to you. | ||
| You can't trust them. | ||
| That's how these things work. | ||
| Yeah, and to see the ways that, like, I mean, it's hard to have too much pity for someone like the Q Shaman. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| To see the way that community, like, interacted with him after the fact. | ||
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Totally. | |
| And, like, tried to say, like, ah, a lot of suspicions about him. | ||
| Like, eh, that's so indicative of that. | ||
| Like, they will just, you're done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I did everything that you guys told me to do. | ||
| I became the hero that you guys needed, and now you've abandoned me. | ||
| How could anyone have predicted this? | ||
| So, on this episode, Alex is really acting in a lot of ways that I think are bad. | ||
| Because, as we discussed earlier, if you take him seriously and you believe the things he's saying, he's saying that they're gonna kill you. | ||
| They're coming to kill you. | ||
| In your home. | ||
| He keeps banging that drum. | ||
| They want to rape you in a death camp. | ||
| They want to inoculate you and watch you have a convulsion. | ||
| They want to kill you. | ||
| They love hurting you. | ||
| They're coming. | ||
| There's nothing you can do except face reality. | ||
| Facing reality is how we beat them. | ||
| We have cancer. | ||
| We have a satanic cancer. | ||
| Hitler was just a beta test. | ||
| You are under attack. | ||
| They're never going to stop. | ||
| They are ruined by an energy. | ||
| Look at them. | ||
| They're wraiths. | ||
| Look at Schumer. | ||
| Look at Pelosi. | ||
| They're dead humans. | ||
| They're globalists. | ||
| These are wraiths. | ||
| These are not human. | ||
| They're coming. | ||
| They need your brains. | ||
| They need your soul. | ||
| They don't have it. | ||
| They want to destroy you. | ||
| They want to bring you down. | ||
| They want to annihilate you. | ||
| They love Chinese death camps. | ||
| Apple loves it. | ||
| They all love it. | ||
| They're all turned over to evil. | ||
| They're under Satan's control. | ||
| I mean. | ||
| And that's why you need to stay at home. | ||
| And write your congressperson. | ||
| Be non-violent. | ||
| And send letters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And just be aware. | ||
| Yeah, that's why you need to go put up InfoWars bumper stickers and buy colloidal iodine. | ||
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| Go fuck yourself, man. | ||
| So Alex is saying, here's what you need. | ||
| When they come to your home, knock on your door. | ||
| Because they need your brains. | ||
| To kill you. | ||
| Well, they need your brains. | ||
| You say, I knew you guys were coming and they're like, no! | ||
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No! | |
| How? | ||
| And then they leave? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You flash your InfoWars bumper sticker and it's like garlic to a Dracula. | ||
| So Alex has a real interesting relationship with the events of the Sixth and the storming. | ||
| And I've noticed a little thing that he's starting to talk about more or starting to bring up. | ||
| And I think that one of his primary concerns is that they planned it poorly. | ||
| And we just keep putting up with it and putting up with it. | ||
| You're like, well, then let's get violent. | ||
| They are controlling the dumbest violent elements to make sure that it's all coordinated wrong. | ||
| You don't see Q saying, go to Chuck Schumer's house or go to Obama's house or where they're at. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| It's attack the Capitol right on the right day. | ||
| That's kind of fucked up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I mean, he's probably not wrong, though. | |
| Like, if you planned it better and you succeed and you fuck everything up, then Trump takes power, says that it's all actually Antifa, gets the military on his side, starts fucking everybody up who isn't a proud boy or whatever. | ||
| But instead, they did it poorly, so here we are. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean, it's hard to play what-if games. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But it shouldn't be that Alex is like, wow, man, they planned that shit poorly. | ||
| He's supposed to be opposed to all of this. | ||
| At least that's what he's trying to present. | ||
| As much as they got tricked. | ||
| QAnon and Antifa did the storm. | ||
| He's supposed to be against it as a whole. | ||
| He just wanted to go talk on the other side of the building where he had a permit. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| If they had won, he's 100% for it. | ||
| I mean, we know that. | ||
| But, like, those little indications, those little moments where he's like, it's poorly planned and they didn't go to soft targets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fucked up. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Now, you might think... | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
| Sure, Dan. | ||
| If Alex Jones sees a guy who's got... | ||
| Punches him. | ||
| No, wait. | ||
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| You didn't finish it. | ||
| He sees a guy who's got like a really hot wife. | ||
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| Punches him. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| Do you think that he's jealous of that guy? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Will he say so? | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, actually, he will by going on a long-winded rant about how he's not. | ||
| Because, see, I can see some dude with this incredibly gorgeous wife, and I'm just like... | ||
| I'm just glad you're having sex with that and having kids. | ||
| This makes me feel good for humanity. | ||
| I look at some, you know, but the average man I've learned just is envious of everything. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| That is a weird thing to say. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a weird thing to say. | ||
| I see someone with a hot spouse and I'm like, I'm so glad you get to fuck that. | ||
| In my head, I was waiting for him to say something about miscegenation. | ||
| Like, that's the level of fucked up I'm operating at. | ||
| That person's attractive. | ||
| You get to fuck them and have kids. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| I look at that like a horse. | ||
| This is not just a... | ||
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| This is not just a very... | ||
| Weird way for me to still experience jealousy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Anyway, Alex has a guest on. | ||
| And this is interesting because this person has basically been shouting QAnon stuff into the wind for weeks. | ||
| But Alex pretends that's not the case. | ||
| Patrick Byrne is a really smart fella. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| He's written an article we'll put on screen and tell you about where there's a peaceful way out of this violent... | ||
| Steelmate we're in. | ||
| So yeah, Patrick Byrne is the former CEO of Overstock, who's been yelling a bunch of QAnon nonsense. | ||
| Yeah, didn't we hear him say QAnon nonsense on the 6th? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| I don't know if it was on the 6th, but yeah, he's... | ||
| Or the rally before that. | ||
| That one right before that. | ||
| The episode where we covered the rallies. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So he is... | ||
| Patrick wants to tell you that if you're violent, you're just helping Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| If our side goes out there and goes violent, what you are doing is, A, you're losing middle America. | ||
| They will not support you. | ||
| And B, 20% of America will support. | ||
| And then the other thing is, you're giving Nancy Pelosi all she needs to, basically, she wants to have a law passed that makes it illegal to be Republican. | ||
| And they're going to do that if you go out and get violent. | ||
| Oh yeah, this is real persecution. | ||
| They keep talking, like, they've talked a bunch on Infowars about outlawing the Democratic Party. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We need, literally, word for word, we need to get rid of the Democratic Party, and then the Republican Party can split into two parties, one the far-right party and one the right party. | ||
| That's what Alex said. | ||
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They've said that. | |
| A bunch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, look, the important thing, though, is that you don't get violent. | ||
| Well, it's probably when we come back, because that's true. | ||
| That's one way to do this. | ||
| And if Patriots did that, we would defeat Pelosi. | ||
| We would defeat the CFR and Haas. | ||
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Because that's the thing. | |
| If we're really going to do war, we should know what real war is. | ||
| Like, burn everything in your path, kill everything, which I'm not calling for. | ||
| Not go take selfies in the Capitol and act like a jackass. | ||
| We don't want to go to the violent war. | ||
| Stay there. | ||
| Patrick Byrne is our guest. | ||
| We don't want to do it, but if you raise everything, burn down everything, kill everybody, we would defeat the globalists. | ||
| I am blinded by the idea that you could think the guy saying you should toss the Geneva Conventions right back up your ass and burn everything to the ground along the way is the good guy. | ||
| That confuses me, Dan. | ||
| Well, it's because, you know, he's good. | ||
| The Democrats are evil and they're run by Satan and what you need to do is not take the moral high ground. | ||
| No! | ||
| Burn everything to the fucking ground! | ||
| Well, but to be fair, he's not saying that he wants to do that, just that it would work. | ||
| Also, again... | ||
| It would work. | ||
| He would defeat the globalists and the CFR and Nancy Pelosi if these patriots did a Sherman's march and burned down everything, killed everyone around them. | ||
| But it's Antifa who did all the violence. | ||
| Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| And the right-wingers who weren't there, but the ones who may have been there were taking selfies. | ||
| And if they were, they were Proud Boys who had been co-opted by a fed who might be Joe Biggs. | ||
| You guys gotta work overtime to say, we didn't do exactly what we said and wanted to do. | ||
| It's a little silly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, speaking of silly... | ||
| A lot of people believe it. | ||
| Speaking of silly things, Patrick Byrne... | ||
| He's got a really simple suggestion for what needs to happen. | ||
| Startoverstock2.com. | ||
| Well, he's going to overstock ballots. | ||
| Okay, here's what we're going to do. | ||
| Doesn't quite work. | ||
| We're going to steal it. | ||
| These guys, one of the things they always have is a solution to the problem that they see. | ||
| In this case, they think the election was stolen. | ||
| So they have a solution that's really, really simple. | ||
| But man, it is not simple. | ||
| It's insanely complicated and would be outrageous to actually do, but they're like, this is all we want? | ||
| It's so simple. | ||
| Trump could today, President Trump could order those six counties be recount on live stream TV by the National Guard. | ||
| We see what happens. | ||
| If there is no aberration, no irregularities, he gets on his helicopter, no must, no fuss. | ||
| He told me that. | ||
| If, on the other hand, there's bigger regularities, then he should use his executive powers to say, you know what, this whole election, pursuant to that executive order I told you about, if they show what I think those may show is 500,000 to 800,000 irregular votes in those different counties, he then just says, look, we're going to scrub this. | ||
| It's obviously so compromised, this election. | ||
| It's an egg we cannot unscramble. | ||
| I'm going to have the National Guard rerun an election nationally. | ||
| 30 days, 45 days, they're going to run it, paper ballots only, no machines. | ||
| If you want to vote absentee, somebody comes to your door, gives you the ballot, you fill it out. | ||
| So everything, it'll be the most drum-tight, secure, no-nonsense election America's ever had. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| You wouldn't be surprised if the guy won 120 million votes. | ||
| You know, if they did that. | ||
| So that's what he should do. | ||
| But before taking that big step, he should just send the National Guard in to recount the ballots in those six states. | ||
| Is this so much to ask? | ||
| I say this to you, honestly. | ||
| I think the only thing that could get over 90% of Americans to try and overthrow the government is any party saying, let's have another election right now. | ||
| I think everyone is a little burned out. | ||
| Everyone would be like... | ||
| I'm fucking done. | ||
| I'm fucking done. | ||
| Capitol buildings don't care. | ||
| Governor's mansions don't care. | ||
| Post offices don't care. | ||
| Not doing another election. | ||
| None of it. | ||
| None of it! | ||
| That will make me want to burn everything to the ground. | ||
| I... | ||
| I like when people like Patrick Byrne try to play this game, because what they're doing is essentially offering this, like, false idea of a simple solution. | ||
| It's like, why wouldn't you accept this really simple solution? | ||
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Totally. | |
| If you just do this, then all of our complaints would go away. | ||
| That's obviously not true. | ||
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No. | |
| And it's a setup. | ||
| It's a trap. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Imagine a scenario wherein... | ||
| The world or the United States is like, yes, okay, we will do this National Guard hand count of these ballots. | ||
| What would end up happening is then that would be used as an opportunity to find a new problem that they can use to complain and then try and get this national election with the National Guard or whatever. | ||
| It's all just a fucking stupid game. | ||
| It's a fishing adventure that they're trying to go on. | ||
| Find something to complain about. | ||
| It almost makes me long for the days when they would have to actually move the goalposts instead of being able to see that they've set up goalposts exactly 20 yards apart for infinity, and every time you reach one, they're like, nah, this goalpost is fake. | ||
| We were going for that one over there. | ||
| And you're like, no, there's an infinity number of goalposts! | ||
| Nah, it's annoying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, on the 12th, Trump was speaking in Alamo, Texas, which again is not the Alamo. | ||
| Which was totally on purpose? | ||
| He chose Alamo the city 100% on purpose? | ||
| Just because nobody knew that he was coming doesn't mean that he didn't choose Alamo the city 100% on purpose. | ||
| And Alex knows that it's the city, not the Alamo building. | ||
| You would hope. | ||
| And he has also said that people are gathering at the Alamo, so there is some confusion. | ||
| You would think. | ||
| And I think that Patrick, I'm not sure if he knows if it's the Alamo or Alamo, Texas. | ||
| I hate these people so fucking much. | ||
| He's about to give a speech in an hour. | ||
| Well, that may be symbolic that he's in Alamo. | ||
| You know, you can't... | ||
| It may. | ||
| That is symbolic, isn't it? | ||
| It would be. | ||
| Yeah, he should take... | ||
| And you're down there by... | ||
| Not far from there, as I recall. | ||
| Yeah, my ancestor was there, yeah. | ||
| Oh, was he? | ||
| Who was your ancestor? | ||
| Just look it up. | ||
| It doesn't really matter. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| I don't live off the past laurels. | ||
| It's just interesting. | ||
| Bullshit! | ||
| David Crockett. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| No, not David Crockett. | ||
| Not David Crockett. | ||
| Fuck no, not David Crockett. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's play 20 questions with people who are at the Alamo. | ||
| Somebody more racist. | ||
| I don't go off the past Loras. | ||
| Later on, he's going to say that both sides of his family were on the Mayflower. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| He talks about all these ancestors all the fucking time. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I was married to the Queen. | ||
| I think he's trying to imply that it's Colonel Travis, but I don't think he's related to Colonel Travis at all. | ||
| Anyway, we get a revelation about... | ||
| Spiritually, they're both drunks. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| And fumble bums. | ||
| Stumble bums. | ||
| That's what I was trying to say. | ||
| I prefer fumble bums. | ||
| So here's an interesting piece of trivia about what's going on in Patrick Byrne's life right now. | ||
| I have COVID now, by the way, just to let you know. | ||
| That's why I'm coughing. | ||
| But you can't get... | ||
| We're practicing social distancing. | ||
| Well, you look really healthy. | ||
| The PCR test told you that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, 96% of those are false. | ||
| It's like a... | ||
| No, this is real. | ||
| I have a mild flu. | ||
| I feel it. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| People get colds. | ||
| People get flus. | ||
| But they're calling basically... | ||
| The PCR test, if you have any viral background, says that you have COVID. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| So Alex is trying to convince Patrick that he doesn't have COVID. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Did Patrick not realize you weren't supposed to actually have COVID ever if you were near Alex's show? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would imagine that 40% of Infowarriors have probably had it. | ||
| I think... | ||
| Alex has said he thinks he had it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think people who work at Infowars have almost... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I bet the number's high. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Ali Alexander is the head of Stop the Steal. | ||
| He was involved in the rallies on the 6th to some capacity. | ||
| He has done some live streams where he talked about how he planned the events. | ||
| Right, because he's Antifa. | ||
| To put pressure on the people voting about the Electoral College, along with Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks, and Andy Biggs, three members of Congress. | ||
| Yeah, it's good to know. | ||
| And in the aftermath of everything, he has been kicked off all social media. | ||
| And there have been rumors flying around about him being in hiding. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And some of that might be a little bit of a crowdfunding operation. | ||
| Well! | ||
| But the grifter's got to grift, buddy. | ||
| They're trying to play this really interesting line about whether or not he's in hiding. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Because they don't want him to be in hiding because that makes him look like a weakling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But they also want him to be in hiding because that makes everything really scary. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm not in hiding. | ||
| But for my own protection, because of the tens of thousands of people that the media has inspired to issue me death threats and fatwas and call for my public execution, I am at an undisclosed location. | ||
| I've had to travel. | ||
| By unconventional means? | ||
| You're taking a dirigible? | ||
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Horse? | |
| What are we doing here? | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| I would be happier if Ali Alexander did try and overthrow the government but via dirigible. | ||
| That would be great. | ||
| And when I land, I can only take a unicycle. | ||
| I have been banned from normal forms of transportation. | ||
| The globalists will let me get around, but I have to look silly doing it. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| It's just part of their rules. | ||
| I have to put one leg on a skateboard at all times. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's, uh, yeah. | ||
| I'm not in hiding, but I'm also in an undisclosed location, and I have to travel via unconventional means. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| Fuck this, dude. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Anyway, Ali has his own sort of narrative about what happened at the Capitol, and it's pretty similar to Alex, I guess. | ||
| I believe that forces within our government coordinated with the paramilitary arm of the Democrat Party to have... | ||
| Yes, that one! | ||
| Disgusting events inside the U.S. Capitol. | ||
| And not everybody was discussing who entered the U.S. Capitol. | ||
| I want to be very clear, okay? | ||
| No, the vast majority stayed within the velvet ropes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And this is what I like to tell people, is if the mob was coming to perform an insurrection, then they would have breached the U.S. House floor. | ||
| What we know is that only Jake, that weird pew shaman, and who, by the way, a lot of people don't know this. | ||
| Here's an exclusive. | ||
| Jake actually protested, counter-protested, the last Stop the Steal rally in Arizona. | ||
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So Jake actually has attacked Stop the Steal in Arizona. | |
| He's probably Antifa. | ||
| He's probably Antifa. | ||
| I looked into this, and apparently what happened is that the Q Shaman showed up at Ali Alexander's event, the Stop the Steal event, and wanted to give a speech. | ||
| And he wouldn't let him? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| They got into a fight. | ||
| So, okay. | ||
| It wasn't so much counter-protesting, it was that, yeah, he did get a speaker slot. | ||
| He was not happy about it. | ||
| I propose a new solution to our problems, alright? | ||
| Here's my pitch. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All of these grifter types are scrambling to scapegoat, which, I like how it's 2020. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or 2021. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Blackjack! | ||
| Maybe it is going to stick. | ||
| It's too late now. | ||
| It's already happened. | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They're scapegoating people. | ||
| Got to do it. | ||
| Even though they love them. | ||
| And they support everything that they did. | ||
| I propose the Thunderdome. | ||
| All right? | ||
| Alex Jones has to go up against the Q Shaman. | ||
| Thunderdome. | ||
| Two men enter, one man leave. | ||
| Ali Alexander. | ||
| Are you talking about the place where they now have WWE Raw? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| The Thunderdome? | ||
| Two people enter, one leaves, until we have a single ideological group. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| I think that might pull some better ratings than Alex's normal show. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| I'd watch that. | ||
| The paramilitary wing of the Democratic Party. | ||
| Say that one more time. | ||
| That's just cute. | ||
| I'm sorry, that's just Antifa. | ||
| That's all he's saying. | ||
| Anyway, fuck Ali Alexander. | ||
| He doesn't have anything interesting to say. | ||
| It's a really short interview because Alex has another guest. | ||
| This guy's uncle wrote the foreword for a very racist book written by Gary Allen about the civil rights movement. | ||
| Great. | ||
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Joel Skousen is back. | |
| He has some interesting questions to ask about. | ||
| Hey, we're supposed to admire General Flynn. | ||
| How could he be so stupid? | ||
| How could he believe something? | ||
| How could he? | ||
| But I'm convinced that there's somebody else who perhaps General Flynn recognizes from her former days in the military, as well as General McInerney, who's talking to them and telling them that I'm a patriot. | ||
| You know, there's a whole group in the White House or in the intelligence and military services that are going to defend Donald Trump and put him back in the White House. | ||
| There's no other explanation for why General Flynn... | ||
| In the face of all that we know about the deep state, would make a statement that there's a 100% chance that Donald Trump's going to win this, and he's not going to win it. | ||
| I've got another explanation. | ||
| And we know that already. | ||
| Well, I can tell you, last Thursday when Trump made that speech, Flynn broke with him. | ||
| And I'm going to leave it at that, but Flynn is not buying that Kool-Aid now. | ||
| Yeah, I wish you'd ask him if you have contact related. | ||
| Who was the contact? | ||
| Who told him? | ||
| Because it had to be somebody. | ||
| How about I just give you after the show his number? | ||
| Yeah, I'd appreciate that. | ||
| That seems rude. | ||
| I would appreciate that as well. | ||
| That seems rude. | ||
| I am going to sleep better tonight knowing that General Flynn is being bothered by the nephew of W. Cleon Skousen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And ignoring his texts. | ||
| He will make me feel very good. | ||
| It's nice to know that General Flynn is soon going to have to get a new phone number because Skousen won't stop bothering him. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's what I wanted. | ||
| That's what I want out of this whole thing. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Epstein, Jeffrey. | ||
| Sure, let's bring him back. | ||
| Does everybody realize? | ||
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You realize that they just tried to storm the fucking Capitol? | |
| He's dead, right? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| That's what drives the deep state. | ||
| The promise that we will make all of your sins go away. | ||
| You won't be prosecuted unless you do something stupid that we can't cover up like Jeffrey Epstein. | ||
| But even then, they may have exited him. | ||
| There was this eyewitness sighting at the New Mexico ranch that serves the perfect people like Jeffrey Epstein. | ||
| You know, you can't put anything past these deep state people. | ||
| So I guess they both are suspicious that Epstein's still alive, which is not great. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Anyway, so there was a video that was going around on Twitter. | ||
| I believe that this is what Alex is talking about. | ||
| Someone brought it to my attention. | ||
| A couple people, actually. | ||
| And it was a video of Alex yelling about, like, fuck Trump! | ||
| You know, all of this. | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| It was supposedly, like... | ||
| After all of this, like, Trump conceding and being weak, Alex has turned on him. | ||
| And it was... | ||
| The video's from when Alex got mad at Trump for bombing Syria. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Shoving ISIS up his dirty asshole. | ||
| It was that same day. | ||
| But it was the video of him when he didn't realize the feeds were live. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And he was yelling like, fuck this shit! | ||
| I'm not in a fucking cult! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like all this. | ||
| And people lied about it, implying that it was current. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex thinks it might be a deep fake. | ||
| In the interest of truth, because I'm trying to scan my mind, I want to get into Trump and the world and martial law and all the rest of it. | ||
| I'm a sinner. | ||
| I've been through a lot of stress. | ||
| In 27 years on air, probably 10 times I flipped out late at night when I was drinking or I was angry. | ||
| One night my dog died. | ||
| It had an aneurysm blood spraying out of its face. | ||
| I came up here after it died. | ||
| I blew up on air and cussed and yelled. | ||
| But there's nothing modern. | ||
| I haven't done that in a long time. | ||
| So if that's out there, I repent. | ||
| Nobody's perfect except Jesus Christ. | ||
| But no, I've not done anything in a long time like that. | ||
| That sounds like a deepfake or edits of something I've done together that are exaggerated. | ||
| It might be a deepfake. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds right. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| It's probably a deepfake. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Video of me screaming obscenity about Trump. | ||
| Deepfake. | ||
| Is that the only difference between the right wing and other people? | ||
| Other people are like, hey. | ||
| I suppose I could be wrong about something. | ||
| Nah, deepfake. | ||
| Yeah, the right is just like, I'm gonna have to go with I'm still right no matter what. | ||
| So Skousen, his interview is not really all that interesting either. | ||
| He's sort of going on the same tracks that we've already seen. | ||
| Not really bringing a whole lot more to the conversation outside of wanting Flynn's number. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And revealing that Epstein's probably alive. | ||
| still. | ||
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So Alex has something to say about presidencies. | |
| Presidencies. | ||
| This might be the last one. | ||
| Everybody's getting ready for the president. | ||
| He's not perfect, but he's our president. | ||
| He's an American. | ||
| Probably the last president you'll see before the return of Christ. | ||
| Because God gives you an example of what to do right before the fall. | ||
| Like, this is what you could have had. | ||
| So Alex is doing the fourth hour now because Trump's going to give his speech in Alamo. | ||
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| And Alex is constantly going on and on about how, like, no one else is broadcasting this speech. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| It's very annoying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But after the speech, he gets into, like, this really fucked up headspace where he's just talking about how, like, I've lived in the fire. | ||
| Except it's not the fire. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's the bacon grease. | ||
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Okay. | |
| People are like, Jones, are you scared? | ||
| The opposite. | ||
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I've been in the bacon grease for a long time. | |
| I've been lowered down in it my whole life. | ||
| I've been waiting for this moment all my life. | ||
| Because I believe, when I warn you, when you get lowered down into that grease and your toes hit that boiling pain, and then it's up to your shins and up to your legs. | ||
| And up to your waist, and up to your chest, and up to your neck, that you're going to fight back. | ||
| I'm betting on you. | ||
| I've lived in the grease for decades, psychically. | ||
| I would say physically. | ||
| My bed is made of grease. | ||
| That's a weird mental image. | ||
| I don't even see melted grease either. | ||
| I see the solid stuff if you leave it out for a day and it's sitting there. | ||
| He's just sitting in there just like, ooh, this is actually kind of comfortable. | ||
| It's basically like a sensory deprivation tank. | ||
| It's like a jello bath. | ||
| Joe Rogan got me on this. | ||
| It's a sensory deprivation grease. | ||
| Yeah, I love the grease. | ||
| I go to a spa once every two weeks. | ||
| So Alex fakes crying also at the end of this episode, which is a little fun. | ||
| Nothing will fulfill you like the Holy Ghost. | ||
| The Holy Ghost will fulfill you so much, you can't even believe it! | ||
| But God demands you take action against evil, which seems scary, which I don't know why I've been in this so long. | ||
| Fighting evil is a pleasure. | ||
| Money! | ||
| It is an enjoyment. | ||
| The question is, why do I do this more? | ||
| Why was I not doing it before? | ||
| There's actually a great feeling of guilt and patheticness in the face of God. | ||
| Once you join God, Satan is a rotting, dead carcass in the corner with maggots covering it, and you're like looking at celestial galaxies and unending power, and you're like, how did this ever? | ||
| How is this? | ||
| And then you watch civilization falling and your people falling. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Ooh. | ||
| That's the sick joke. | ||
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To replace Trump with Biden. | |
| To replace your mother with Satan. | ||
| To replace everything that's strong and everything that's good with a lie. | ||
| Why would you do that? | ||
| Alright, Alex, I'm going to need you to do this again from the top. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, we're going to need to do another take. | ||
| We're going to need to do another take on this one, Alex. | ||
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Great. | |
| Trump with Biden? | ||
| Great, great. | ||
| Your mother with Satan? | ||
| Mom, what are we having for dinner tonight? | ||
| Lemon pepper chicken. | ||
| I want to wait. | ||
| I can't wait for the inauguration because I want to see if Alex thinks that Joe Biden's plumping up. | ||
| Ten bags of blood. | ||
| Got ten bags of blood in him. | ||
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He's plopping. | |
| He's plopping. | ||
| I do love the idea that you can reach enlightenment. | ||
| You know, you think of the great Buddhas and how they managed to pierce the veil and detach themselves by seeing the ultimate meaninglessness of our space and the universe. | ||
| But if instead of being like, oh, I've reached enlightenment, they were just like, I hate Biden! | ||
| That would be something. | ||
| Yeah, that would be interesting. | ||
| So now we get to the 13th, and Alex is in a different headspace. | ||
| He feels doomed a little bit. | ||
| Turns out, you ever see The Children of Men, that movie? | ||
| I have. | ||
| A lot of people talking about it right now. | ||
| I think Alex might have seen it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can we put the headline up for the live show today, please? | ||
| From InfoWars.com. | ||
| Every day we have a posting with a live audio and video feed in it. | ||
| And it says right there, we are now in the New World Order. | ||
| Tune into this emergency broadcast if you want to live. | ||
| Because when you look at people, and when you see children that are two or three years old today, they're growing up in a dystopia. | ||
| And it's going to accelerate very, very quickly. | ||
| And that's the last generation that will even be able to have children. | ||
| And most of them won't be able to. | ||
| And most of the children you see today will be dead by the time they're 20 years old. | ||
| Of cancers and other things implanted in them. | ||
| And you'll be told, oh, something else caused it, but it's the vaccines. | ||
| You're all being killed. | ||
| We're all dying. | ||
| So I want all the FBI agents to know. | ||
| I want all the bureaucrats to know. | ||
| I want liberals to know, conservatives to know. | ||
| Everybody thinks you're part of the system. | ||
| You're not part of the system. | ||
| I can tell you the people running this are not in control. | ||
| Then are they running it? | ||
| Now, they've been given advanced knowledge. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Interdimensionally. | ||
| That's how they get it. | ||
| We call it Satanism. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| But it's aliens. | ||
| Yeah, it's the aliens. | ||
| It's the devil. | ||
| It's the devil alien. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
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So, interdimension. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Interdimensional demon devils trying to give you vaccines in order to kill you, but please don't storm the Capitol. | ||
| I am almost 100% positive. | ||
| Whatever you do, just spread links to my content. | ||
| I'm just so sure that there's a promise that you at least won't be fucked over by the devil in hell until after you die. | ||
| Nah, he's poking you here. | ||
| I just don't think that... | ||
| The pitchfork is actually three vaccines. | ||
| Also, I just... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| This is a trident. | ||
| Pitchfork's for... | ||
| It's so, so silly whenever they take a stupid religion and they're like, no, no, let's add some science to it. | ||
| Now that we know about different dimensions, God was actually in a higher plane, man, which lowers everything down from a spiritual thing to just another fucking... | ||
| I think it takes a lot of value away from it. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, oh, I understand that lightning is static electricity, and it's like, oh, well, I guess that's not as... | ||
| Magical as if Zeus was throwing it at me. | ||
| Now I know God's just some asshole in a different dimension. | ||
| Fuck that guy! | ||
| Live in my dimension if you want to tell me what to do! | ||
| And it does introduce the point that once you realize that lightning isn't thrown by Zeus, it is this electrical thing, you can then create lightning. | ||
| And you can understand it. | ||
| And it kind of takes away the point of religion if you bring all this science stuff to it. | ||
| It's within the realm of human comprehension. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And then it's not really religion at all. | ||
| Yeah, you see through a glass darkly. | ||
| Oh shit, you guys found out about science? | ||
| I'm fucked! | ||
| So anyway, it's the extra-dimensional devil. | ||
| That is interesting. | ||
| We could, if it is extra-dimensional, then that would suggest that there is a possibility. | ||
| That we could eventually pierce our way through into God's dimension and finally kill and overthrow God like we've always been dreaming. | ||
| Or conversely, Alex does have an actual shot of destroying the devil. | ||
| That's true! | ||
| Yeah, he's got an outside chance! | ||
| It sounds silly to us, but if you actually believe this stuff... | ||
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It's there! | |
| It's a long shot. | ||
| It's a long shot. | ||
| So anyway, the devil's behind everything. | ||
| I give him 20 to 1 odds. | ||
| That's generous. | ||
| We can look at all this news and all the things that are happening, all the insanity, and we can say to ourselves, well, this is man-made. | ||
| But it's not. | ||
| We have a fallen nature, but we are being manipulated. | ||
| And the Bible tells us that interdimensionally, a creature that is out of the lights, A what now? | ||
| And has a plan to overtake us, play God, and then use us and our creativity to build an escape system for it off of the planet. | ||
| What? | ||
| That's how advanced we are. | ||
| We are way more advanced than the species, the creature that turned against God. | ||
| What? | ||
| Now, that's the Bible, folks. | ||
| All the secret societies and the churches and the masons, and all of that is to keep you from that information. | ||
| The churches are trying to keep this from you. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| I want to end every insane thing I say with just now. | ||
| Now that's the Bible. | ||
| That's the Bible. | ||
| Nailed it, guys. | ||
| Put that one in the books. | ||
| It would be really interesting if all the stories about Alex that end up getting printed in these outlets, they led with Alex who believes he's fighting an extra-dimensional demon. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| How dare you pretend that any of these people have anything other than believes nonsense before their name. | ||
| Alex Jones, who believes that communism is being directed by a literal demon. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Kind of would take some of the sting away from him. | ||
| It's hard to make him the big bad whenever you're like, oh, that... | ||
| So, in the future, sick people will be forced to merge with machines. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| But they'll actually be killed. | ||
| But... | ||
| What? | ||
| You will have to pretend that they haven't been killed and these machines are actually them or else you'll get in trouble. | ||
| I mean, we're off the edge of the cliff. | ||
| We're in the New World Order now. | ||
| But if you don't understand that at the end of this, everybody dies and there's no more children, and in the process of wanting to live through the social credit score, they tighten the noose down, they tighten the vice down, until you are involved in public rituals of sterilizing your children, sterilizing yourself, resisting God, resenting God, and turning over your humanity because you're so sick. | ||
| You've got to merge with machines so you just believe you have a chance to still live, though you will actually die. | ||
| But there will be a law that you cannot call the synthetics that are human-machine-merged cyborgs dead. | ||
| If you say that's not a person anymore, they didn't transfer over to the machine, it's a fraud. | ||
| Well, I mean, honestly, that's racist. | ||
| That will be punishable by death. | ||
| I don't know if I would go that far. | ||
| I have the entire enemy blueprint. | ||
| All right? | ||
| Now that's the Bible. | ||
| And now, I've studied this so much, and now we've gone so far, and I've experienced things at different levels, to where now, anybody can go read what the globalists say in what they do and know what they're going to carry out. | ||
| But now, from my immersion in this, since about seven years old, I can, to use the analogy, see the code of the matrix. | ||
| And so let me just tell you for sure... | ||
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Great analogy. | |
| Not an analogy. | ||
| ...that's only going to get worse from here. | ||
| This is a lunatic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Full stop. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The end. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Period. | ||
| So anyway, this lunatic here, he wants to, it seems like he wants to distance himself from Trump a little bit. | ||
| Oh, I can't imagine why. | ||
| And this was one of the first indications of like, eh, it didn't work out. | ||
| You know, eh, whatever. | ||
| And so I just want to tell liberals, conservatives, all of you, look, I know what happened with Trump. | ||
| Wishful thinking happened to Trump. | ||
| So I'm going to tell you what really went down with Trump when we come back. | ||
| I've thought about this. | ||
| I've prayed about this. | ||
| And I'll explain when we come back. | ||
| But just listen to me. | ||
| Listen to me. | ||
| The New World Order is here. | ||
| Tune in to this emergency broadcast if you want to live. | ||
| That's not a joke. | ||
| Because the God of this world loves death. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Loves death. | ||
| Yeah, why not? | ||
| So yeah, Trump was wishful thinking. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Mm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did he just start listening to our show? | ||
| He must have, yeah. | ||
| Did he start in the back catalog where I was like, in 2017, guys! | ||
| Trump is going to abandon you the moment that it's expedient for him to fucking do so. | ||
| Yeah, this is all nonsense. | ||
| You're building up something that's going to eventually blow up in your face. | ||
| He's not the guy you're saying he is. | ||
| He's a giant coward who's a front man for consortiums on the goddamn East Coast. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, apparently, also, I know that I think you and I have heard Alex say that Trump is one of the greatest Christians ever. | ||
| He's very religious. | ||
| He's deeply religious. | ||
| He held up that Bible one time. | ||
| And you see him praying with, like, Paula White Cain and all these types. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Praying to money, I believe. | ||
| That's what Paula White Cain prays to, right? | ||
| Well, it turns out that Trump actually isn't Christian. | ||
| Oh, that's not a surprise. | ||
| He's more of an energy guy. | ||
| Great! | ||
| Trump thought he could go in there and defeat these people. | ||
| And he's never been a devil worshiper. | ||
| But he did whatever was popular. | ||
| But as he felt the real evil, he got closer to God because his wife is a Christian. | ||
| And he felt the energy of God and Christ empowering him and got into that energy and that mission because Trump's an energy guy. | ||
| He doesn't believe in religions and names and this or that. | ||
| We've had conversations about the energy. | ||
| Loves energy. | ||
| You said he's been a Christian since like 40 years. | ||
| The enemy let Trump get in. | ||
| He did win by a landslide the first time and the second time. | ||
| They let him get in to energize the left and then have people reject Control borders. | ||
| Reject law and order. | ||
| Reject populism. | ||
| Reject jobs. | ||
| Reject an optimistic future. | ||
| And to say, no, we want an evil pedophile communist Chinese zombie. | ||
| So Trump is a false flag? | ||
| I am tired, Dan. | ||
| Tired. | ||
| I'm so tired. | ||
| I know that this is exhausting and it's so stupid, but trust me, the end of this episode is going to be so worth it. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I know that he's implying kind of that, like, Trump is a false flag, which is weird, because analyze the last years of your career then, buddy boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the way Alex is trying to sum it up here on this episode is like, hey, mea culpa, I put too much faith in the guy. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Hey, what do you know? | ||
| I got too optimistic. | ||
| And I should teach, and I should cover the globalists and different angles of it, the philosophy, and like I said, break the left-right paradigm, because the Republicans and Democrats are part of the same system. | ||
| You see that again right now. | ||
| Trump was a populist movement. | ||
| It was powerful, but I put too much hope in it. | ||
| You did as well. | ||
| Go fuck yourself. | ||
| You don't get to do... | ||
| Like, this is the one time that I want as much as possible all of us to come together. | ||
| And this is something that I feel like the right should get on board with. | ||
| These guys just don't get to do this. | ||
| No, they've done... | ||
| Propagandists, but Alex doesn't get to go back. | ||
| Well, and also, it would be good for there to be a real moment of reflection for people who are serious and not... | ||
| Total assholes who just happen to have more conservative ideas about the way a state should maybe be organized. | ||
| Take a moment to reflect on what these people have done to your party. | ||
| Now we're at a point where most right-thinking people will not even engage with conservative ideas because these people have taken over the premise of your party. | ||
| All right, so it's January 21st. | ||
| It's a good time for us to start. | ||
| We're getting to work on the new agenda, and now we're going to talk with Mo Brooks, who just two weeks ago helped orchestrate a fucking coup about tax proposals. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to talk tax proposals with a guy who's friends with Ali Alexander. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| Fuck that! | ||
| Why in God's name would I talk about any policy issue with you if I know your secret plan is overthrow the goddamn government? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's not fair for Alex to pretend that it's just like, yeah, we got too excited about this. | ||
| Like, no, you don't get to do that. | ||
| No, it's personally mean to me. | ||
| Yeah, but I think that he's struggling with this, too. | ||
| And I got a little bit of a feeling of Alex trying to express something that he's not willing to express in this next clip. | ||
| And granted, I might be psychoanalyzing too much, but... | ||
| No, real Satanism is about pushing past boundaries and doing... | ||
| Really, really destructive, hateful things of hurting people and not caring and being a predator. | ||
| Which you are. | ||
| And not in a respectful way like you'd kill a deer and then harvest it for the food. | ||
| No, no, you're killing people's dreams. | ||
| You're stealing people's destinies. | ||
| You're hurting. | ||
| The loving energy on this planet. | ||
| You're not good people. | ||
| You're failures. | ||
| And it's why you're all so scrawny and ugly and sick because you're losers that the satanic system crushed and now you've gone to the thing that abused you hoping you could get power by the thing that abused you when all it will do is continue to destroy you! | ||
| You people are seeking after power. | ||
| You will get so much power from the Holy Ghost that you will be ashamed of yourself and what you were, and you will not even know how to deal with it because God is infinitely greater than that. | ||
| So I think if you pay close attention to the words that Alex was saying there, I think you can hear that as him ranting about himself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's saying that these satanic losers he's yelling about are so pathetic because they were crushed by a system, and in response... | ||
| They're buddying up to the very system that crushed them in hopes of getting power from it. | ||
| He then says God will give you unspeakable power. | ||
| Alex has been pretty clear in the past about how much suffering supporting Trump has brought into his life. | ||
| From the financial hardships to the lawsuits, he's in way more trouble than he was before he decided to take on Trump as his divine champion. | ||
| That could easily be understood as Alex being crushed by a system. | ||
| In response, he's clung on for dear life, hoping that system that had crushed him would give him some power in the end, which now is becoming painfully clear is not the case. | ||
| But there's a different, more important level to this shit that I don't think Alex even understands as he's talking. | ||
| In this very episode, it's super clear that Alex is working through some buyer's remorse on Trump and having to admit to his audience that he got too optimistic about Trump as president. | ||
| But this is not the same thing as like you or me being slightly disillusioned with some of the policy objectives that weren't achieved under Obama. | ||
| This isn't a situation where Alex just liked Trump and he wasn't as good as he hoped. | ||
| Alex routinely said that Trump was a leader anointed by God. | ||
| God had told Alex that Trump was the way to go. | ||
| For Alex to now get soft on Trump is an admission that he was either making all that shit up or he's actually soft on God. | ||
| Alex doesn't mean any of the things he says. | ||
| The constant talk about God being on his side and his enemies being controlled by the devil don't mean anything. | ||
| It's all just extremist talk to make the difference between his side and the other side seem impossible to ever reconcile. | ||
| I get the sense that Alex is beginning to recognize that Trump himself is a dead end. | ||
| And the price of continuing to believe that he's a God-ordained ruler, despite the fact that Biden is president, will believe that he's required to do things like storm the Capitol. | ||
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| And he doesn't want to do that because then there's no money anymore. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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| And this is just, like, I wish that people could see that more clearly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Any audience member of Alex's that thinks that he has some kind of an actual connection to the religious ideas that he presents. | ||
| You gotta get over that. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I just heard him say you're killing people's dreams and then I was like immediately cut to Owen Schreier trying to get a job in media in five years. | ||
| There's only one Infowars person that I've seen actually make the leap. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| There's a guy, McHale Thalen, who writes for some... | ||
| I can't remember what outlet he writes for, but I've seen bylines for McHale Thalen being put around by people who don't realize he used to work at InfoWars. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| So he might have a little bit less of the stink. | ||
| Did he do the Politico thing today? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| But yeah, everyone else, dreams, crushed. | ||
| Brutal. | ||
| There's news coming out here on the 13th and conversations starting to happen about this idea that was put up by Representative Mickey Sherrill about the possibility that there was a recon tour the day before that some members of Congress were leading and this is really fucked up for Alex so he's just going to decide it's not real. | ||
| Oh, you can be a former U.S. attorney that's now a congresswoman who put out a big fake article that, oh, congressman had Ali Alexander in the Capitol, and they were casing it out the day before, and she saw them, and she wants them all arrested because he was reconning it. | ||
| She knows that's all a lie. | ||
| So she said that Congress members, she saw some Congress members giving tours of the Capitol building to people on January 5th. | ||
| It would be weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that is that there was a particular video that was floating around that shows Ali Alexander, Alex, and Nick Fuentes in what appears to be the Capitol building. | ||
| People have claimed that this video was from the day before the storming, but I've actually found that footage posted as early as November, and it's from when the three of them were in the Georgia Capitol building for that Stop the Steal event. | ||
| You know, they're talking about, like, if you let the hillbillies decide, we'll lose the country. | ||
| You can find corroborating videos from that day where they're all in the same outfits. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So I think that what's going on is that video is making the rounds, and Alex is responding to that as being what Representative Cheryl was talking about. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I don't know if that's fair. | ||
| Yeah, I think we're in a... | ||
| The hard part of the situation is that after the 6th, I just... | ||
| You can't put anything beyond reason. | ||
| If you told me one of the representatives had a gun pointed to AOC's face, I would be like, that might be true. | ||
| I can't rule that out anymore. | ||
| I understand that, but it's critically important to not descend into the realm of believing stuff. | ||
| That's too convenient and that you just want to. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That's what I'm saying, is that unfortunately now, a lot of that stuff, you could have just been like, okay, I don't have the bandwidth to investigate this. | ||
| There's no way that the representative held a gun directly to her face. | ||
| And now it's like, if I see that, I have to go investigate to make sure, because it really could be true, which is terrifying. | ||
| But at the same time, you can't believe that, right? | ||
| You know, it's tough. | ||
| Yeah, but I think that's also more, like, it's the burden of the modern information space and how you can exist in it as a responsible consumer of information. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough. | ||
| It does suck, but it is... | ||
| No, it's enough to drive anywhere between 30 and 45% of the population insane. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Everybody should not be using social media, I guess. | ||
| Anyway, Nancy Pelosi had some comments about people taking a statue down a while back. | ||
| She said something to the effect of people are going to do what they're going to do. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Alex decides to play this clip and then talk about killing her. | ||
| But hey, are you going to stop the burning and the fires and the killing? | ||
| Well, people are going to do what people are going to do. | ||
| In fact, let's play that first, the Tucker Carlson clip. | ||
| But here's Pelosi. | ||
| People are going to do what people are going to do. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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Respectfully, shouldn't that be done by a commission or the city council, not a mob, in the middle of the night throwing it into the harbor? | |
| People will do what they do. | ||
| I do think that from a safety standpoint, it would be a good idea to have it taken down if the community doesn't know it. | ||
| I don't know that it has to be a commission, but it just could be a community. | ||
| So if somebody walks up Pelosi, God forbid it turn into a martyr. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| And stabbed her in the neck. | ||
| Would that just, oh, people put on our tombstone. | ||
| People do what they do. | ||
| No, lady, that's not how it works. | ||
| Stop assaulting us, trying to get us to attack you so you can play the victim, you hunchback, devil-worshipping witch who will burn in hell. | ||
| God has got you in his crosshairs, not us. | ||
| Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. | ||
| I'm going to play this Tucker Carlson clip on the Uganda hypocrisy, but first... | ||
| I've got products you need that are amazing. | ||
| X2 back in stock, 50% off. | ||
| It's about to go up, so we're selling out of it. | ||
| Nailed it. | ||
| Hit me! | ||
| That's like James Brown with the sting. | ||
| Hit me! | ||
| So Alex, whenever he says, like, vengeance is the Lord, it's like, we've heard him talk multiple times about how the riddle of that is that sometimes you need to be God's vengeance instrument. | ||
| You are God's vengeance. | ||
| I mean, if you feel like God is speaking to you... | ||
| Sometimes! | ||
| That's what Alex is expressing when he says that vengeance is the Lord's. | ||
| That's not what he's saying. | ||
| That's literally what he's saying, but the intent behind it, what that expression conveys to the initiated within the Infowars information space, it means someone might need to stab Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| It's fucked up. | ||
| It is an interesting... | ||
| Flaw in the legal system is that because of the way these people speak, you can't just enter, oh, see, Alex said... | ||
| Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord. | ||
| So that was a death threat. | ||
| You have to be like, okay, listen to 300 hours. | ||
| No, but I honestly don't think it would be that difficult to say like, okay, you're saying vengeance is the Lord's and the Lord has Nancy Pelosi in the crosshairs. | ||
| It's going to get stabbed in the neck or whatever. | ||
| And then multiple times, frequently, you've discussed how the idea that vengeance is the Lord's is a riddle and that actually what it's talking about is sometimes humans have to step up and be The instruments of God's vengeance. | ||
| Would you like to have a conversation about that? | ||
| I think you could introduce that in court, and it would look pretty bad. | ||
| It wouldn't look good. | ||
| I don't know if it's legally actionable, but he's a real asshole. | ||
| Speaking of assholes, we get another guest now, and it's a baby reporter. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Junior reporter, and by junior, I mean a baby in an oversized trench coat and a silly hat. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Patrick Howley comes on. | ||
| Goddammit. | ||
| He likes the storming of the castle. | ||
| Yeah, of course he... | ||
| He hasn't gotten the memo. | ||
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| There's a lot to be optimistic about because America First is ascendant. | ||
| I think all over the world people are beginning to realize that our political system here in the United States is absolutely broken. | ||
| And I know that you're not a big fan of the protests. | ||
| I think some funny things happen. | ||
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For instance, somebody defecated on Chuck Schumer's desk, and that puts a smile on my face. | |
| I like hearing that. | ||
| I like seeing that headline. | ||
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I think that's a small win for humanity when somebody does that. | |
| You're not supposed to think that, though, Patrick. | ||
| You're supposed to think it's Antifa. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I kind of think it's funny. | ||
| So Patrick is, like, he doesn't get the script. | ||
| He doesn't get how we can make this profitable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he's super into it, and he's like, this is a good thing. | ||
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You know, I'll say this. | |
| When the Viking shaman and these people were presiding over Congress, there were no foreign wars, okay? | ||
| We weren't giving any of our taxpayer dollars to Pakistan for gender studies. | ||
| So I was getting calls from all over the world, including France and Italy, in the populist movement, and people were inspired by this. | ||
| So, yes, it seems to have gone disastrously, and I wasn't there, and it didn't seem like there was any plan or any rhyme or reason to it, and obviously there were agitators in the crowd. | ||
| But I think just the act of civil disobedience puts the message out there that Americans are at odds with their government. | ||
| Patrick, yes, our founders dumped millions of dollars of equivalent of tea in the ocean against the tax. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Okay, what I'm saying to you is... | ||
| If we're going to launch a war, it should be done differently. | ||
| And we played right in their hands. | ||
| And I don't want violence this weekend. | ||
| The globalists have their provocateurs everywhere trying to get violence. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| So basically, Alex is saying to Patrick, if we endorse this, we won't get our good war. | ||
| No, there's that. | ||
| But that's almost like an abstract concern. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| If we endorse people standing up and storming the Capitol as like, we're at odds with the government, whatever other anti-government violence... | ||
| That ends up happening is going to be seen as something that we're encouraging, and I can't make money on that. | ||
| I will end up arrested if we end up being seen as the, I don't know, the mouthpiece, the media of an insurgent network. | ||
| We can't do that. | ||
| We have to play it smoother, Patrick. | ||
| Baby reporter. | ||
| Grow up. | ||
| But at the same time, Alex said we played right into their plan. | ||
| Okay, so, yes. | ||
| So now you're saying that Antifa were the instigators. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But that still means that all of those people did it and wanted to do it. | ||
| You wouldn't have been... | ||
| But they got tricked by the neuro-linguistic programming on the bullhorn. | ||
| I'm so tired. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the person who took a shit on Schumer's desk was probably Q person. | ||
| And, you know, all the stuff that happened, like the people who were Trump people were just the ones who were milling around and taking selfies and stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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They were all good people. | |
| All the things that you would be. | ||
| You could absolutely stand around and take pictures outside of the Capitol building. | ||
| Could. | ||
| If you storm it, that's... | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, we now get to the point that I've been waiting for since... | ||
| The day that it all went down. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| I know who's coming! | ||
| I know who's coming! | ||
| Now, I got Dr. Steve Pachinic. | ||
| Yay! | ||
| And he was a psychiatrist and worked at the State Department of Psychological Warfare and helped found Delta Force and co-wrote the books with Tom Clancy. | ||
| I mean, he's a real spook spook compared to all the armchair quarterbacks that never actually done anything. | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| All right. | ||
| This is one of my favorite Dr. Steve Pachinic appearances. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is psychic trauma. | ||
| For Alex. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This does not go well. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There's a lot of big swings on Steve's part. | ||
| That's what I was looking for. | ||
| And then there's also a lot of Steve trying to hold a mirror up to Alex. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And Alex refusing to look at it. | ||
| Not liking the mirror. | ||
| He really doesn't like the mirror. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But before he introduces Steve, he's really got to like, okay, I know that he said the election was a sting operation. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I can't really still believe that. | ||
| That one's a little late. | ||
| But it was just a prediction. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He wasn't saying that he was involved in that. | ||
| No, he literally said he was. | ||
| And I like Steve. | ||
| He's been on the show like 19 years. | ||
| He was trying to be optimistic, and I think that's why he did it, saying, hey, there was some watermarking of ballots. | ||
| I don't think it was done system-wide this election. | ||
| It was done with the states. | ||
| Democrats put out their own fake ballots. | ||
| But he made that prediction that Trump would be able to turn this around. | ||
| Now a lot of things have gone sideways. | ||
| I want to get his take on that. | ||
| Let's get his take on that. | ||
| I am excited. | ||
| Are you ready? | ||
| I am excited. | ||
| I have been looking forward to the biggest swing, and that's gotta come from Stevie Peas, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Nobody else can swing like him. | ||
| Also, please keep in mind that Alex has been going on the warpath against Q. 100%. | ||
| Now, Steve... | ||
| Casey at the bat. | ||
| Steve might be really just sounding like you, Anaji. | ||
| We are now officially in a military coup. | ||
| What has happened and why I was part of it is because I've had a history of doing soft coups in the United States and what we call hard coups overseas, overthrowing regimes using the military. | ||
| In this case, we had what we call a hard coup. | ||
| It was initiated, as I said, a month and a half ago, two months ago, by our cyber command using special forces. | ||
| There were over 400 people from all parts of the intelligence community. | ||
| I won't go into the names. | ||
| But in effect now, we are about to arrest Pelosi. | ||
| We're going to arrest Biden, Hunter Biden, Mitt Romney. | ||
| Oh yeah, those arrests are coming. | ||
| They're coming, right around the corner. | ||
| But, you know, that's Q stuff. | ||
| Like, these arrests are about to happen. | ||
| It's been going on forever. | ||
| It's been going on for years. | ||
| But Steve, he's not one of these guys who's just like, this stuff is going to happen. | ||
| Stuff has already happened. | ||
| And you might be shocked to hear about it. | ||
| We have already arrested, and basically overseas, we have taken out the Pope, whom I've identified for over 30 years as a terrorist. | ||
| Steve has arrested the Pope! | ||
| Pope Francis! | ||
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First of his name! | |
| So Steve arrested the Pope. | ||
| Okay, so the Pope has been arrested. | ||
| This is the thing that's going around in QAnon stuff. | ||
| This is a QAnon conspiracy theory. | ||
| It's so funny when the Pope tries to do very slow, incrementally good changes and everybody's like, we gotta kill him. | ||
| We just gotta arrest him. | ||
| We gotta throw him into prison forever. | ||
| We're gonna get an update on the Pope a little bit later. | ||
| Steve has some more details that might be even less believable than we've arrested the Pope. | ||
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How? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| He's his own country. | ||
| So Alex believes that on the 6th, Antifa... | ||
| They antagonize the police, who then got into a fight with QAnon people, who then stormed the Capitol and took a poop on Schumer's desk, which was a false flag. | ||
| Very false. | ||
| Or something. | ||
| Patriots got set up. | ||
| Trump supporters tried to fight them off. | ||
| Of course they did. | ||
| It was a noble but doomed, much like the 300 at Thermopylae. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They were doomed to failure, but they fought heroically to protect the Capitol. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Steve's got another angle on this. | ||
| By the way, there was no rioting in the Capitol. | ||
| I happen to know three to four people here from my town who said it was very peaceful. | ||
| The police took down the barrier. | ||
| Alex was there! | ||
| What people don't know is he sent special forces operators in there. | ||
| To take Pelosi's computer. | ||
| This is another QAnon thing. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They were just there to take the special ops and come in to take Pelosi's computer. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's just a Q guy. | ||
| He's just a Q guy. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So now... | ||
| This is where the mirror comes up. | ||
| Okay, here we go. | ||
| There's a really, really fascinating thing that's going on throughout this appearance. | ||
| And I get the feeling that it's Steve revealing himself to Alex as a, like, a supervillain. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Because he's like, Alex, I've been using you to get these extremist talking points out and try and start a coup forever. | ||
| Don't you understand? | ||
| You're the vehicle! | ||
| You're the useful idiot, you idiot! | ||
| Alex can't really hear it. | ||
| No, he doesn't like that. | ||
| This is important for you, Alex, to understand, and all of the listeners. | ||
| You were the method through which we were able to implement the coup. | ||
| When you used to ask me, how did I know what I was doing? | ||
| How could I predict it? | ||
| The truth was, and still is, and by the way, you did an excellent interview with Mike Flynn. | ||
| The truth is, you were the vehicle through which I was promoting the necessary actions that had to be accomplished. | ||
| You shut the fuck up, Steve! | ||
| That is fantastic. | ||
| Don't put me in this! | ||
| That is fantastic. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Alex, do you know what? | ||
| Sometimes I was lying to you because it's part of the... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You idiot. | ||
| Hey, I was trying to start a military coup in this country, and... | ||
| And you did it, buddy! | ||
| Mission accomplished! | ||
| Like, I don't believe any of this stuff, but I do believe that that's Steve's perception. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| And it seems like he's speaking real freely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I haven't seen this since he declared himself in open treason back in 2013 or whatever that was. | ||
| I do like the freedom that you get with the job security of just being an asshole for Alex and the complete lack of actually doing anything. | ||
| So you can say you did whatever you wanted. | ||
| I think he's also the kind of person who gets high on chaos. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| And I think he's a little high. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds right. | ||
| So anyway. | ||
| He used Alex. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But he also has an explanation for why he couldn't use other media. | ||
| Oh, they wouldn't have him? | ||
| That's the truth. | ||
| Right. | ||
| His version of it might involve some of them are Jewish. | ||
| Why would I expect anything less? | ||
| Steve might get a little anti-Semitic. | ||
| Why would I expect anything less? | ||
| All of these elements came out through you, Alex Jones. | ||
| The reason we never used the New York Times, we didn't do the Washington Post, we didn't do any of the others, we understood who controlled them. | ||
| I knew about the Murdoch family from the day they came over in 1958. | ||
| I never trusted Murdoch. | ||
| I didn't trust his family. | ||
| What people didn't know, unfortunately, is that Murdoch's mother is an Orthodox Jew. | ||
| And he is a totally corrupt individual and a coward, along with his family who brought in all of these stations and eventually kicked you and others off of it. | ||
| So you were chosen as the method through which we could initiate a military coup. | ||
| This is just awful. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wild! | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| So Alex, understandably... | ||
| Scratch and sniff and you'll find an anti-Semite. | ||
| Oh, I mean, Steve's revealed that side of himself many times. | ||
| Alex is a little caught off guard, you could imagine. | ||
| Because Steve is saying a lot of stuff that very much contradicts everything he's been saying since the 6th. | ||
| Steve, we've been doing this for 20 years. | ||
| How is it that I still don't do pre-interviews with you? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Why am I still talking to you? | ||
| How are we still doing this? | ||
| So you were chosen as the method through which we could initiate a military coup. | ||
| Okay, well, we didn't talk about this beforehand. | ||
| I went to have a peaceful demonstration to show our numbers to expose election fraud. | ||
| Look, man, I don't know about all that. | ||
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I don't know what any of that shit is about, you fucking lunatic. | |
| You did not tell me this earlier. | ||
| I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. | ||
| I just wanted to have a march. | ||
| So, Alex started this interview by saying that, like, Steve said that there were the watermark ballots. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And it was a prediction. | ||
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Right. | |
| Steve, not so much. | ||
| Not still. | ||
| We marked the computers. | ||
| We marked the ballots. | ||
| We marked the... | ||
| Everything that was done was a sting operation. | ||
| Nothing has changed. | ||
| And what was done, it was done by Trump, a businessman who understood the degree of corruption that existed among the... | ||
| Democrats. | ||
| This isn't just something about the world control of America. | ||
| This was the concept of a fascist state coming in with the notion of the coronavirus, which was not lethal, using Fauci, another Catholic who was trained by... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Listen, listen, listen, listen. | ||
| I don't know what's going on here. | ||
| You've come on the show in 19 years. | ||
| Give us a lot of good information. | ||
| But it looks like Trump's leaving in seven days. | ||
| You're saying this is a coup? | ||
| Steve also appears to be quite anti-Catholic. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He points out a number of times people who are Catholics. | ||
| Unsurprising. | ||
| It's very fucked up. | ||
| It's so funny to me. | ||
| Every time that they're like, the Christian right, I'm like, man... | ||
| If we were gone, they would be murdering each other in the streets. | ||
| Well, it's not even anything unique about Christian extremism or anything. | ||
| It's any kind of exclusive group. | ||
| Any group that defines itself by exclusion will eventually find new ways to exclude people. | ||
| It's part of the DNA of that kind of system. | ||
| Even the fucking Taoist magicians murdered each other. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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You'll end up like, you know, an all-white ethnostate will eventually alienate people of different Yeah, totally. | |
| You know, eventually, that's how this works. | ||
| It's the only way to continue to drive profit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex is like, hey man, look, we got like a week left until the fucking inauguration. | ||
| How's this gonna work? | ||
| Yeah, sell me on this one. | ||
| Doc, quantify this for me. | ||
| Your view, your perspective on this. | ||
| How is it a successful military coup against the deep state that we know is there and is corrupt? | ||
| The globalists. | ||
| Arm of the deep state, I guess. | ||
| If Biden gets in in seven days, are you saying Trump's going to get in? | ||
| There's about to be mass arrests? | ||
| We don't have a lot of time here, like 150 hours. | ||
| What are you saying is about to happen? | ||
| I'm about to say that Biden is not going to be the president of the United States. | ||
| What I'm going to be saying is that there have been massive arrests. | ||
| And what I'm saying, in effect, is that we are in martial law and we have a military coup. | ||
| QAnon's real, baby! | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Talk about... | ||
| That's a non-answer. | ||
| That's such a mirror, isn't it? | ||
| Just Alex finally just being like, Oh, God, you sound crazy. | ||
| Yeah, and listen to this next clip. | ||
| This is where I was like, Alex has got to be realizing this dude is, like... | ||
| Out of his mind, yeah. | ||
| There is no globalism that's going to be involved. | ||
| We have shut down Pakistan. | ||
| We have shut down part of England. | ||
| We have already... | ||
| Well, there is talk about the Pope stepping down. | ||
| Whoa, listen for a minute. | ||
| The Pope was arrested well over a year ago. | ||
| The reason why he was arrested, Alex, is because on your show, I said this Pope was corrupt and had been involved with terrorist organizations 20 to 30 years ago. | ||
| I was forbidden to take him out under a Cyrus fan. | ||
| Wait a minute, you're saying the Pope? | ||
| Well, who's the guy we've seen traveling around the world in the last year? | ||
| I don't see anybody traveling around the world right now. | ||
| You don't see anybody. | ||
| What? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| So yeah, the Pope got arrested a year ago, apparently. | ||
| Who's the guy we see going around? | ||
| You don't see anybody. | ||
| You don't see shit, man. | ||
| Alex has got to be like, oh no. | ||
| That is, because this is exactly that moment that so many people have had to have had with Alex, is eventually... | ||
| It's like, okay, this guy is literally saying to my face, everything I've ever believed is a lie or controlled by him. | ||
| So I can either believe this and then I'm gone or I have to stop for a second and go like, oh no. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| So the two of them get into a little bit of a fight about whether or not Trump is going to stay president. | ||
| And if you listen carefully at the end of this clip, you can hear Steve's wife laughing in the background. | ||
| I'm just telling you, in seven days, Pacinic, tell us who's going to be the president and what's about to happen. | ||
| Seven days. | ||
| Let me repeat it again, Jones. | ||
| It's going to be Trump. | ||
| It will not be Biden. | ||
| Biden's people will be arrested. | ||
| There will be people who will be arrested. | ||
| Pelosi, Biden, Truman. | ||
| That's what's going to happen. | ||
| And if I'm wrong... | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Don't put me on your show. | ||
| If I'm right, what else are you going to do? | ||
| His wife's laughing quite a bit in the background throughout this interview. | ||
| I think she's loving it. | ||
| She's having a ball. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I think Steve doesn't like... | ||
| The fact that Alex is trying to pretend that this whole incident on January 6th was some kind of a false flag. | ||
| You have to blame the left? | ||
| No, just own it, man. | ||
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Why? | |
| Why even pretend anymore? | ||
| I love it. | ||
| And I see the left provocateuring right-wing groups for a bunch of craziness this weekend, and it doesn't look good to me. | ||
| So I don't want to encourage people. | ||
| Like, you saw the Q guys going to the Capitol with zip ties. | ||
| They thought they were on a secret mission to arrest people. | ||
| Alex, quiet down a bit. | ||
| You've never been in a military coup. | ||
| You do not understand what that means. | ||
| You do not understand how quickly we work and how long we've been preparing for this. | ||
| Yeah, so he's scolding Alex. | ||
| Four stars. | ||
| Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant. | ||
| This is a little different, though. | ||
| This is almost just like mask off time. | ||
| Alex, Alex, let's do this. | ||
| We hate democracy. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| It's time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Steve gets a little insulting. | ||
| Mic down for this, because I loved this clip. | ||
| So the one thing that they can come to an agreement on is that there is martial law that's going on right now. | ||
| Alex asks, so why are there black helicopters in Austin? | ||
| And Steve's response to it is like, whoa, perfect. | ||
| The one thing I know you're saying is true is we are under martial law right now. | ||
| It's not just in D.C. That's correct. | ||
| I've said it repeatedly. | ||
| You're under martial law everywhere. | ||
| The state of California... | ||
| Why do I see Black Hawk helicopters hovering over downtown Austin this morning? | ||
| Because you're sitting down in Austin, you're working very hard in your studio, and you're trying to sell vitamins. | ||
| We don't send Black Hawk helicopters everywhere. | ||
| This is not just special forces. | ||
| Why do I see Black Hawk helicopters? | ||
| Because you're trying to steer people. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Steve is dipping his balls into Alex's eyes. | ||
| That is a scathing answer. | ||
| That is hilarious. | ||
| Why do I see the scary thing? | ||
| Because you're trying to sell pills. | ||
| Yeah, I sell these vitamins. | ||
| Because you're a fucking drug dealer, Alex. | ||
| That's what you are. | ||
| Yeah, so Alex is not having a good time with this interview. | ||
| But he thinks that he's capable of having this interview, and I would say he's wrong. | ||
| I'm going to ask the tough questions here. | ||
| A 19-year history with this guy on air. | ||
| He's given us 99% good stuff. | ||
| But, I mean, gosh, I hope he's right. | ||
| Now, some say don't have him on. | ||
| You can burn in hell, too. | ||
| You know, this idea that I'm just supposed to have one view on here, one idea. | ||
| This is all in flux. | ||
| We are under martial law. | ||
| I just think that if you're going to have interviews with people like this, they should be a little bit more well done. | ||
| You shouldn't be caught off guard by him telling you that you have been a 30-year instrument of his desire to start a military coup. | ||
| 20 years, no pre-interviews. | ||
| 20 years. | ||
| 20 years I've been doing this. | ||
| This happens once every four months. | ||
| Once a week. | ||
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| I think that it's like really... | ||
| I don't think that you should have blanket, absolutely no talking to Steve or whatever. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| But I do think that it behooves you to prepare. | ||
| You should prepare. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I can't imagine thinking that Steve is in pocket, you know? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, Steve is a loose cannon at the best of times. | ||
| You can't expect Steve to hold to the line. | ||
| No. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| Before the first time he burned Alex, like in 2004. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Then maybe Alex could be forgiven. | ||
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How many times has Steve been put on the back bench for a year? | |
| God damn it, Steve. | ||
| Again! | ||
| So they make a bet. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Here's the bet we're going to have, Alex, once and for all. | ||
| If I'm wrong, I will never appear on your show again. | ||
| But if I'm right, I become one of your official paid commentators. | ||
| Super all. | ||
| You want that bet? | ||
| If you're right, I'll hire you and pay. | ||
| You can be on the show every day. | ||
| That's correct. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So we have that bet, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So Alex is eating. | ||
| And this is weird to me because this implies that Steve wants to work at InfoWars. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Why hasn't he been? | ||
| He just doesn't have the time. | ||
| But he's making this wild bet with Alex. | ||
| He doesn't have the time. | ||
| Maybe this is his exit strategy because he knows that he's going to be wrong. | ||
| And then he'll be like, I'll never have to appear on this dumbass show. | ||
| This is his retirement. | ||
| This is his last episode. | ||
| Because he is revealing it all. | ||
| Much like the magician. | ||
| Showing all the cards. | ||
| Yeah, but that's not about me. | ||
| I'm talking about you, Alex. | ||
| You were the vehicle that was initially anointed, say, by me. | ||
| Alright? | ||
| But you are anointed because I took that risk to say this is going to be the major vehicle for where we're going to go in the next 20 or 30 years. | ||
| So in this process, you have to remember, what is this coup about? | ||
| This is a coup to pay back the Chinese for the corruption and cowardice, for the wars that they sent us in Iraq and Afghanistan, to Obama, who sent up the war, including... | ||
| Biden, who specifically sent soldiers there, and we lost 5,000 people there. | ||
| Alex, do you understand that I have been using you to try and build up a terrorist insurrection as payback against my political enemies? | ||
| You shouldn't just say that. | ||
| Well, you should know he's going to say something like this beforehand if you're the host of the show. | ||
| Because it's tough to roll with. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| Especially when you don't have to throw it to commercial break. | ||
| And Steve, somebody who has too much respect in your universe for you to just be like, go fuck yourself. | ||
| I just don't know how you could respond to that with anything other than, so you are saying that you have been controlling me. | ||
| You've been running a scion. | ||
| You've been running, you've been, everything that I've been saying from you is in purpose of one goal, not necessarily the truth. | ||
| For 20 years, you have... | ||
| Harbored this grudge. | ||
| I think that Alex knows that he's full of shit, though, so he doesn't have to wrestle with it too much. | ||
| I don't think you would worry too much about that. | ||
| And Steve, I mean, he's an anti-Semite, but he's also apparently a failed individual in the world of show business. | ||
| You know, he wrote a couple books with Tom Clancy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| A ways back. | ||
| And one of his books was apparently going to be turned into a TV show. | ||
| But then, something in Hollywood didn't go well. | ||
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| I'll give you an example. | ||
| Just recently, State of Emergency was picked up by one of the major presidents of CW Network. | ||
| And that person, whom I've known for years in Hollywood, said, I want to help you out. | ||
| What happened when he found out he was involved in a coup? | ||
| He was disgusted. | ||
| What happened to all of Hollywood, among American Jews? | ||
| They're incompetent. | ||
| They're ignorant. | ||
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Wild. | |
| Yeesh. | ||
| Wow, an old white man who failed in Hollywood blaming the Jews? | ||
| That is so original, damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's wildly original. | ||
| That is just... | ||
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Yeesh. | |
| But I do think, like, you take that part out of it. | ||
| Take the anti-semitism part out of it. | ||
| I think it's pretty hilarious that he's like, all right, I had this screenplay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The guy at CW loved it, but then he found out I was involved in a coup. | ||
| All of these fucking guys have a goddamn screenplay. | ||
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No, but, hey, why am I being kicked out of Hollywood? | |
| Because I was involved in a coup. | ||
| All I did was involve myself in a coup! | ||
| What are you, oh, you're going to be disgusted by that? | ||
| I thought you'd be impressed. | ||
| A bunch of squares. | ||
| How many coups have you been involved with, huh? | ||
| So Alex realizes that, hey, if Steve's right, I've got to hire him. | ||
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| So let's talk about salary. | ||
| Okay, so I took Dr. Steve Buchanan's bet that if Trump is president on January 21st, 2021, We're going to hire Pacinic for the Daily Show if he wants it. | ||
| I'll pay him $200,000 a year. | ||
| He's got that bet, but he's not allowed if he loses the bet to just go away. | ||
| He has to come back on the show, not to humiliate him. | ||
| I'm wrong about stuff. | ||
| I felt like I was set up. | ||
| But also maybe to humiliate him. | ||
| I would hope to humiliate him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would say that it... | ||
| There's no way that Dr. Steve comes back on. | ||
| For a while. | ||
| To be humiliated. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because Alex is going to want to do a whole, oh, I just sell fucking vitamins, do I? | ||
| Is that what I do? | ||
| There'll be a long break. | ||
| You won't see him for a while. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But also, I don't think it would work in Alex's interests to humiliate him either, because... | ||
| You know, there'll be a little splashback on the Infowar. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Why do you even talk to this guy? | ||
| Why do you take anything he says seriously? | ||
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True. | |
| He's a fucking liar. | ||
| But Alex is also petty to the point of throwing his entire life away. | ||
| True. | ||
| Yeah, it's competing forces. | ||
| I don't know exactly how it would go. | ||
| We'll see what wins out in the end. | ||
| So this gave me chills. | ||
| Alex is talking about, he's trying to ask Steve a question. | ||
| He's like, Steve, you're a nice guy. | ||
| And then Steve has to remind him, am I? | ||
| Dr. Pachanek, you're a nice guy and a smart guy, but I don't think you mean bad. | ||
| I just think you're being overly optimistic here. | ||
| So we're going to find out in seven days. | ||
| In seven days, you're coming back on, aren't you? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But remember one thing about me. | ||
| How is a very nice guy able to take out the Khmer Rouge without any weapons, able to take out the Soviet Union without any weapons, able to take out... | ||
| Ooh, this is a riddle. | ||
| Noriega without any weapons. | ||
| Do you understand what this nice guy does? | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| Yeah, I'm a nice guy. | ||
| I'm going to answer that riddle. | ||
| I fuck with people. | ||
| I'm going to answer that riddle, Dan. | ||
| I'm going to go with, he doesn't. | ||
| No, but the message of that is, I appear to be a nice guy, but I'm a sociopath. | ||
| I was going to go with, the message was more, I didn't actually do any of those things. | ||
| No, but Alex is so gullible that like... | ||
| Someone like Steve would be able to manipulate him pretty easily. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I mean, if he can get him to believe that he's done all these things geopolitically, like, yeah, I've been malevolently fucking with you the way that you think I would have if I took down the Soviet Union. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I'm not a nice guy. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm an asshole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I just told you that you sold vitamins, dickwad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex wants to know how Biden's not going to be president, because he wants specifics. | ||
| I would like specifics. | ||
| We learn instead about Steve's pets. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| I'm trying to figure out, so you can't tell us how this magic's going to happen and Joe Biden's going to step down in seven days? | ||
| I mean, explain to me the details. | ||
| I just said it to you. | ||
| You're perseverating, Alex. | ||
| I said to you, there will be arrests of the Bidens, the Pelosi's. | ||
| It's going on now. | ||
| He will not come to the presidency. | ||
| I agree with you, Kat. | ||
| I hope you're right. | ||
| Can we meet your cat, please? | ||
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I only have two. | |
| I have two cats and three dogs. | ||
| So, Alex, I think, got a little uncomfortable because Steve is basically just disseminating Q shit on his show. | ||
| So, what's Mrs. Pchenik feeling like? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I would like to know what her day-to-day is like. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| There's a little bit of curiosity, but also I don't care. | ||
| You know, like, personal lives and stuff. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I just see them both, like, on the back porch. | ||
| Laughing about how they're fucking with Alex. | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| Like, they've both got their books. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Tom Clancy novels. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Steve's got a lit cigarette over there, just burning slow, and then they both stop for one second, and Steve just looks up, and he just goes... | ||
| Oh my god, you have no idea what I'm going to tell Alex tomorrow. | ||
| It is going to be hilarious. | ||
| I'm going to tell him we arrested the Pope a year ago. | ||
| I am going to tell Alex we arrested the fucking Pope. | ||
| And she loses her shit. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| So, Steve is a doctor. | ||
| He has a doctorate. | ||
| And he thinks that that means something. | ||
| Either I'm a genius or I just see ordinary problems and say, you know what? | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| That's what allowed me to be a doctor. | ||
| And what does a doctor really do? | ||
| He saves lives and he can kill lives. | ||
| You better think very carefully that this nice guy is what he may or may not be. | ||
| So closing. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Whoa. | ||
| Steve is saying that because he's a doctor, he has the right to give and take lives. | ||
| Some people tell you about this oath that you take when you become a doctor, Dan, and they're wrong. | ||
| Sometimes you kill for pleasure or gain. | ||
| Those are the reasons you become a doctor. | ||
| I don't know if doctors get the right to kill. | ||
| So, Steve insists that there will be arrests before the inauguration, so we got a real clock on that one. | ||
| Closing comments here. | ||
| We're going to see some fireworks in the next seven days. | ||
| No, you're not going to see fireworks. | ||
| You're going to see a lot of arrests, and it's going to be quiet, and you're going to see martial law. | ||
| We've clamped down the cities. | ||
| You already see in Washington, it's clamped down. | ||
| We clamped down in Berlin. | ||
| We clamped down in Pakistan. | ||
| We clamped down in Italy. | ||
| And now you will also make another prediction, this nice man. | ||
| The Italian government will fall apart within 24 hours. | ||
| Other than that, Alex, I've had a wonderful time, and I hope to see you again. | ||
| Go fuck yourself. | ||
| I'm gonna throw this one last bombshell out to you. | ||
| Italy, gone tomorrow. | ||
| In a day. | ||
| And also, fuck you. | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| I'm out. | ||
| I've had a very great time explaining to you that I've been fucking with you for decades. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And you can't do shit. | ||
| Oh, that's a good interview. | ||
| It is pretty good. | ||
| I would feel pretty confident if I was Stevie Peas at the end of that one. | ||
| Yeah, and I think that Alex is so taken aback that all he can do is really, like, sputter. | ||
| Let's talk about your cats. | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
| What is your cat's, the cat that was on the TV's name? | ||
| Geronimo. | ||
| Geronimo. | ||
| That's cultural appropriation. | ||
| What's the other cat's name? | ||
| Nona. | ||
| Nona, meaning no name. | ||
| She's about 14 years old. | ||
| Well, we should nominate Nona to be the first female president. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I love you, Alex. | ||
| Could you stop your coup for his daughter, Pachetnik, and put your kid in as the president? | ||
| Getting a little snippy. | ||
| No, I want to really have a real president for the first time. | ||
| We haven't had a real president in 50 years. | ||
| Neither the Bushes, the Clintons, the Obamas, the Bidens. | ||
| None of them were real presidents. | ||
| Now you're going to see a real president. | ||
| So what Alex was doing there was kind of trying to take back power in the dynamics. | ||
| Would you stage a coup to put your cat in? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's sort of mocking the resume that Alex has given. | ||
| Steve, and it's ineffective. | ||
| He's already empowered Steve way too much. | ||
| Steve doesn't give a shit. | ||
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No. | |
| Oh, try and make fun of me. | ||
| I just said Italy was going to be gone tomorrow. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| I arrested the Pope a year ago. | ||
| What do you got on me? | ||
| Oh, you're going to make me feel stupid? | ||
| I just said that the Pope has been gone for a year and told you that even though, yes, you have seen the Pope around, you haven't seen anybody. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And this just leaves Alex in a bind. | ||
| All right, my friends, I'm Alex Jones, your host. | ||
| That was a wild interview. | ||
| I sure hope Dr. Patenik's right. | ||
| You know, mainstream media and the globalists want us to believe whatever they say. | ||
| They tell so many big lies that it makes you get to the point where you don't even know what the truth is anymore. | ||
| Is it wishful thinking? | ||
| Is it hoping? | ||
| That guy's been involved in overthrowing governments, a lot of the big stuff. | ||
| I mean, I don't want a military coup. | ||
| We're already under a Chinese globalist coup, so I just don't know what to say about any of it. | ||
| I'm just here covering it. | ||
| He's so pathetic. | ||
| Yeah, that's sad. | ||
| He can't even operate as a sincere person because to attack Steve raises too many questions about his own credibility and all of the conspiracies that he's based on Steve over the years. | ||
| So he's stuck in a lurch where he has to be, well, I hope he's right. | ||
| It could happen. | ||
| If Steve is what you pretend he is, there's no hoping. | ||
| He's not saying these things like, oh, maybe this. | ||
| He's saying he did it. | ||
| He did it and he's doing it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And... | ||
| You're still being used! | ||
| The fact that you're... | ||
| How could you not... | ||
| I just don't understand how you could let somebody say, I have been using you for 20 years to your face and not be like, then go fuck yourself. | ||
| Well, in many ways, this is kind of like the Nigerian email scam. | ||
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Ha ha ha ha ha! | |
| I think we just hit the button and the show is over. | ||
| I think you just did it. | ||
| I think you just nailed it. | ||
| That's full circle. | ||
| It's all over. | ||
| So, after this, Alex has an interview with Laura Loomer, but I don't really care. | ||
| She's just complaining about how she had a tough time at the airport, and I don't care. | ||
| It's a zero. | ||
| Especially after that epic interview with Steve. | ||
| Yeah, no, we can't. | ||
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Wow. | |
| That's the end of the episode. | ||
| I can't wait to see what happens. | ||
| Sting operation is real. | ||
| I kind of doubt it. | ||
| Yeah, I think the inauguration will happen, and I just want to see how they deal with it. | ||
| I'm going to guess denial. | ||
| I'm going to guess that they pretend that this didn't happen. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This interview didn't happen. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Steve will disappear for a month or two, and then he'll come back with a new narrative of some sort. | ||
| Much like a pro wrestler whose character has grown weary, they'll get repackaged, they'll come up with a new character and show back up in a few months. | ||
| I just don't understand. | ||
| See, now the thing that confuses me maybe more than anything else now is after seeing the events of the 6th and how Trump has decided to pout, why would you want to install him as your dictator? | ||
| I mean, why would you want a fucking powder to be your dictator? | ||
| That's pathetic! | ||
| Yeah, I think that Steve thinks it's all, like, the art of war, Sun Tzu kind of stuff, and so, like... | ||
| And I think that's also pretty popular in the Q communities. | ||
| Yeah, make yourself look weak when you're strong. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. | ||
| I get that. | ||
| And I know he was expressing a little bit of that stuff on the episode. | ||
| And so, like, Trump's doing this stuff because that's what he's got to do to give the appearances to pull off. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| And so I guess you can rationalize that way, but that's only going to work for so long. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, especially considering the sheer number of times we have seen him pout when he doesn't get his way. | ||
| He's a whiny little titty baby. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, we will be back, Jordan. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| Yeah, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at KnowledgeFight and at GoToBetJordan. | ||
| We're also on Facebook. | ||
| We are on Facebook. | ||
| iTunes, Reddit. | ||
| If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now. | ||
| Yeah, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZXClark. | ||
| I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| I arrested the Pope a year ago. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |