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Dec. 11, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
01:57:25
#510: Fourth Time Is Not A Charm

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how things went when Joe Rogan showed up at Infowars studios for a four-hour interview which was mostly about how desperate Alex is for people to make memes about him.

Participants
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a
alex jones
12:50
d
dan friesen
58:59
j
joe rogan
12:06
j
jordan holmes
28:45
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bill gates
01:00
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller in my future.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
unidentified
Dan.
Jordan.
Throw it in.
jordan holmes
I have a quick question for you.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is a follow-up to our...
unidentified
Follow-up.
dan friesen
Yes, to our bonus episode that we put out on Wednesday.
jordan holmes
Indeed we did.
dan friesen
People can find that over on Patreon.com slash Knowledge Fight.
jordan holmes
You can just look at it.
dan friesen
Sure.
You don't have to be a subscriber or anything.
It's free.
It's public.
But it's posted there on that page.
And we had to play the delightful game of Thomas Jefferson or not Thomas Jefferson quotes.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
And my bright spot is...
Following up on some things from the zip mailbag.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So Nick sent some chocolate and some of these little nano blocks.
jordan holmes
Ah, yes, yes.
dan friesen
I have to say, first of all, that nano blocks are the coolest, greatest thing.
They are like little tiny Legos, and I found building this pelican...
To be incredibly like a zen state.
I just felt really good.
I was relaxed building this.
Because you do have to focus.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Or else you can't put the piece in the right place.
It was great.
It was like a really...
It really triggered a lot of those feelings that I had that I loved about Legos.
And I appreciate that gift.
And then also a follow-up on that chocolate.
The fizzy jelly...
jordan holmes
Did you save any for me?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I did not think so, and it was brutal, because the moment you told me you liked it, I was like, I would like to try it, and I know I'm never going to get the chance!
dan friesen
I will order a bar, just so you can try it.
jordan holmes
Just so I can try it.
dan friesen
It was so good.
jordan holmes
How was it good?
How was it good?
dan friesen
It was balanced.
jordan holmes
Was it gummy?
Chewy?
dan friesen
There were little bits of gummy, but...
Not, like, offensively so.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Like, it wasn't like there was a, like, gum in the middle of something.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
And then there was, like, a fizziness, like pop rocks kind of thing.
unidentified
Really?
dan friesen
But it wasn't over-the-top fizzy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It was a nonsense game.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right, okay.
dan friesen
On paper, it doesn't work, but it was so good.
jordan holmes
This is one of those things where you're going to have another one, and you're going to be like, you know what?
I realized all I liked was the fact that these things don't happen to me before, and now that I've tried them again, they're awful.
dan friesen
There's a chance, but as it stands now, I ate the fucking shit out of that ball.
jordan holmes
I want to try it.
I want to try it.
You could have saved me a piece.
dan friesen
Nope.
So what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
Well, My Bright Spot was going to be the piece of chocolate I was about to eat.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Not gonna happen.
dan friesen
You know who has it?
Don Grand Prix has that chocolate.
unidentified
Oh, no!
jordan holmes
How's he doing?
dan friesen
Not good.
jordan holmes
My Bright Spot is a movie called Wild Mountain Time, I think is what it's called.
And it is an inexplicable movie.
I love it.
You know those movies...
dan friesen
It's the fizzy jelly candy of movies.
jordan holmes
A little bit, yeah.
You know those movies where you're like, this is not a good movie.
This is not a bad movie.
This movie just needed to exist where it didn't before.
Like, it's just a thing that you're like, I'm glad that's there now.
It wasn't.
And it's my favorite type of story.
dan friesen
I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
jordan holmes
It's my favorite type of story for two reasons.
One, it opens up with Christopher Walken.
Doing voiceover in a terrible Irish accent that sounds like somebody doing an impression of Christopher Walken trying to do an Irish accent.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
It's fantastic.
And you're like, oh, this is probably going to stop.
Nope.
Keeps going.
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Doesn't stop.
dan friesen
This leads me to believe that it is a bad movie.
jordan holmes
No, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
And it's also my favorite type of Irish story, of which there are only two.
There are two Irish stories in the world, Dan.
There's Irish stories that go like this.
Oh, my God, you're an outsider.
Get the fuck away.
And then over time, they're like, okay, fine, you can stay.
But you know too much, so you can never leave.
Or the other kind where it's like, ah, get the fuck away from here.
And then they leave.
Like, those are the only two types.
There's no story where Irish people grow and change.
Nuh-uh.
You're either in or out, and that's it.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And this is very much one of those stories.
And then, like, the way it could be sold to you, the way that people are going to review it is there's, like, a twist at the end.
There is not a twist.
It's not a twist.
It's just a reason.
And it's going to blow your fucking mind.
dan friesen
Okay, I'm not going to watch this movie, but...
jordan holmes
You've got to see it.
dan friesen
Okay, fine.
I'll watch it.
jordan holmes
Just because I want people to talk about it.
I want more people to talk about it.
I want to talk about this movie.
dan friesen
You're going to get some messages now from people who want to discuss Rocky Mountain Fever or whatever it's called.
jordan holmes
It's an insane movie.
I can't wait.
dan friesen
All right.
Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over.
My path was winding and rocky as I got to this episode.
I think we're going to have some fun.
And before we get into the episode itself, let's take a little moment to say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes
I think that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Galen O. Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Galen!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Milo F. Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Milo!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Devin.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Devin!
dan friesen
Next, Most Innate.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Most Nate.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Brody W. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Brody!
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Richard H. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Richard!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
And then finally, Jimmy Van Gogh.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Jimmy Van Gogh.
dan friesen
All one word, no less.
jordan holmes
Like, that's Jimmy Carter's brother in the way it's Vincent Van Gogh's brother.
Like, that kind of...
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Makes sense.
Yeah.
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy this show, I'd like to support these gents too, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, or...
jordan holmes
What you could do is you could take that generosity and you could just funnel it into some sort of creative spirit, and it doesn't matter what it's about.
It doesn't matter what it's about or whether or not it's...
What it's about is getting it out there.
So even if you're confused by your generous spirit, put it out there, take it to a local bail funder charity, and I'll be goddamned if it's not better said in Ireland.
So there you go.
dan friesen
There you go.
Landed it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, thank you.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, this episode today, we're going to start where I'm sort of going down this road, starting with a little bit from Wednesday, December 9th, on Alex's show.
He's in a weird headspace, kind of just bragging.
There's about a half hour at the beginning.
jordan holmes
There's about a half hour bragging.
dan friesen
About a half hour of him just talking about how he's, like, so popular.
Everybody loves him.
alex jones
I mean, look, we've been taking off almost every box system that plugs into the internet and, quote, gives you cable.
But Cloud TV is owned by Patriots.
They put us on two years ago.
We're number one on Cloud TV.
And if you combine all news channels together, including OAN, we're bigger than all of them.
Newsmax, OAN, all of them together.
And again, they're kind of shocked by that.
They even moved us.
Used to, we were at the top, because whatever was number one they put at the top.
They kind of moved us to the bottom, like, well, he just dominates too much.
We kind of hide his link.
jordan holmes
That sounds like a good reason.
alex jones
Maybe these channels will get some more viewers.
And I'm not in competition with those folks.
I love OAN.
I really like Newsmax.
It's just that...
jordan holmes
They won't play you.
alex jones
It's just funny, because we have more viewers than all of them combined on cloud TV.
Obviously, OAN is on a bunch more cable systems and satellite systems, and I love it, and I hope OAN or Newsmax become the number one stations.
I don't care.
dan friesen
We're too popular.
We're just so popular.
We're too popular.
They used to put us up at the top because we were so popular, but now they put us at the bottom, so other channels have a chance.
jordan holmes
That really doesn't sound right.
That doesn't sound like good business logic to me.
dan friesen
This goes on for so fucking long.
I was getting so annoyed, and then Alex was like, not only am I the most popular thing, I'm also, like, super alpha.
alex jones
See, I'm an alpha male.
So when I was a kid, I had the alpha genes, I guess.
And I'd see a super movie like Jason.
jordan holmes
Jinko genes?
alex jones
513 where a guy's coming at you with a knife and you don't fight back and you run and you fall down and you bleed.
I thought that was fake.
I've grown up now.
Actually, the average man or woman does fall down and starts groveling and going, please, no, no.
But now, actually, if Jason pulled a knife out, the average liberal would run up and grab it and go, I love you.
I love you.
dan friesen
Isn't in horror movies, isn't the thing that people trip?
Isn't that Jeff?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
When they're running away, they'll like...
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, white women in a scary situation in a horror movie are going to fall.
dan friesen
But even dudes, too.
Like, you trip over your feet, maybe there's a...
jordan holmes
It's the trope that they're...
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think that the people...
I don't know.
Maybe there are some horror movies where people intentionally fall down and beg off with Jason, but I think it's mostly, like, they're trying to get away, and then something happens.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
No, they were doing their best.
They weren't like, oh, shit!
unidentified
Ah!
dan friesen
Maybe this...
This monster will have mercy.
jordan holmes
Oh, what I should have tried was groveling.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
Anyway, I just got so damn tired of this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I was just like, I need...
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Because it was annoying.
And it was meaningless.
I just needed something, anything to go on.
And there was one talking point that was going on on Wednesday's show.
Like, I was trying to find something to pull out.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
This is something that is worth discussing.
alex jones
We've got a lot more here to cover, but FDA, six people died during Pfizer COVID vaccine trial.
dan friesen
So we're going to be talking about something else as a whole on today's episode, but I did want to bring this up.
I think it's important for us to cover this, and probably the sooner the better, because that feels like it's going to become a big talking point.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
On his show this week, Alex has been repeating this particular headline with outrageous repetition.
Over at Infowars, you can find the headline, quote, FDA, six people died during Pfizer COVID vaccine trial.
The actual article covers some of the details of this story, but these details...
You don't really hear them when Alex covers it on the show because he just reads headlines, then rants about what he wants the story to be about.
It sounds scary that six people died in these trials, but in cases like this, it's crucially important to consult the actual information to see what the data says.
If you go to the FDA's website, you can find the Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee briefing document on the new Pfizer vaccine.
If you read this document, you'll find that six participants in the trial are dead, but that number has to be understood in context.
The first thing to consider is that there were 43,252 participants enrolled in the study.
Six out of that is a very low number, but even so, if the vaccine killed six out of 43,000 people, That still might be a cause for concern.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, if there's 330 million people getting the vaccine, then you scale up and that could be a lot of people.
A huge number.
dan friesen
It would, you know, so that's why you kind of need to look a little bit further in the text.
If you do, you'll find that four out of the six deaths were people who were in the placebo group, which is to say that they didn't even get the vaccine that's being tested.
These deaths are absolutely unrelated to the vaccine because they didn't get the vaccine.
So that leaves us with two people in the experimental group who died.
jordan holmes
One of whom was retroactively John F. Kennedy, so we know why he went down.
dan friesen
His corpse was immune from COVID, though.
jordan holmes
They didn't get COVID.
dan friesen
So these two individuals were both in the older group, which means that they were over 55 years of age.
One experienced, quote, cardiac arrest 60 days after dose 2 and died three days later.
This was a person who was in the trial, but two months afterwards had a heart attack.
This is sad for that person, but almost certainly unrelated to the vaccine.
The other person experienced, quote, arteriosirosis and died three days after dose one.
Arteriosirosis is a gradual condition, and it's kind of absurd to imagine that it developed in three days because of a vaccine.
In this case, it seems almost certain that there was an underlying condition unrelated to the vaccine that precipitated the death.
I thought it might be possible that you could make a study out of whether or not the vaccine could have exacerbated an existing arterial sclerosis, but that doesn't seem like it was a major concern of the authors.
Didn't seem like it was likely.
So there were two deaths in the experimental group, but both are unlikely connected to the vaccine itself.
But that report is being misrepresented and reported by people like Alex to be that six people died in the trial, and you're gonna die too.
jordan holmes
I just, it, it...
It seems like a very obvious oversight for any news organization not to at least be like six people died in the trial Only two received the vaccine in the headline.
dan friesen
I'm not positive how any other outlet reported it, so I can't speak to that.
I do agree with you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that seems...
You gotta do that.
dan friesen
It's an important detail.
Four in the placebo group is very important when you're looking at that number.
If two-thirds of the number you're talking about is in the placebo group.
But I only know how it was reported on Infowars, and of course, their standard is lying.
jordan holmes
A little bit of a different situation, yeah.
dan friesen
The paper itself from the FDA...
explicitly lays this out quote the incidence of severe adverse events and deaths were low in the context of the number of participants enrolled and comparable for experimental and placebo Yeah.
unidentified
So this is a disgusting lie on Alex's part, which he's able to pass off by neglecting to inform his audience of what the headline he's reading actually means.
dan friesen
He gives the audience the illusion that he's informing them of important stuff when he reports that six people died in the vaccine trial.
But what he's actually doing is misinforming.
The flashy clickbait style headline is not necessarily untrue itself, but the conclusion it's meant to lead you to is a lie.
So, I got this.
And I just was like, I'm not feeling it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We got one thing that's like, okay, that's important.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it'll probably be something you hear about moving forward as more countries roll out of X. Sure, sure, sure, sure.
But I was like, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't care.
I don't want to listen to half an hour of Alex rambling about how great he is.
And then I started to think about it this weekend.
Alex is supposed to go down to D.C. He's supposed to go move to D.C. Sure.
And that means I gotta write a song about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is true.
That is true.
You've got some work to do.
dan friesen
So I felt like Monday...
jordan holmes
Lots of follow-ups don't equal the original.
dan friesen
Monday, we've gotta get into, like, Alex going to D.C. and all that stuff.
And we'll have a little better idea of what happened with that protest.
jordan holmes
We have a responsibility.
dan friesen
Right.
So I was thinking, we have a responsibility to do other things.
And...
Maybe now is the best time.
jordan holmes
We're not going to do Rogan, are we?
alex jones
Would you take DMT with Joe Biden?
joe rogan
100%.
dan friesen
100%?
jordan holmes
God damn it.
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
So we're going to cover the time that last week, I think, maybe.
Just recently, Joe Rogan showed up in Alex's studio in Austin, and they did a four-hour interview, which I regretfully took in all of.
jordan holmes
I have just one thing to say about the vaccine shit, which is that I...
I mean, just to take one quick step back, it is amazing to me that they can turn six dead in this trial into a terrifying thing whenever, like, we went from a brand new disease to a vaccine in a year and a half.
That's a fucking miracle.
Less than a year and a half.
Yeah, it's a miracle to have done that.
Like, not since, like, what?
Like, they did it one time faster in, like, the 1950s.
Like, it's in a...
Crazy miracle.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And they're just like, oh, six dead.
Like, 100 years ago, they would be like, this is the demon.
Like, this is incredible.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I didn't read that entire FDA document, but I was looking over the section about the severe and non-severe adverse events, and a lot of it didn't see, like, you know, they have to report everything.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And so, like, there's, like, stats for number of people who had, like, A rash.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Or like pain in the sight of vaccination.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's like, alright.
unidentified
There's a little bit of a circle.
dan friesen
All that information is there.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You know, it's there.
Anyway, I agree.
I agree.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But we have issues.
We have issues to deal with.
jordan holmes
Oh, great.
joe rogan
I want to be a globalist!
How do I get in?
dan friesen
Damn.
jordan holmes
We're really doing this, huh?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We're really gonna listen to Joe Rogan talk shit about people infinitely smarter than him.
dan friesen
I'm gonna say this ahead of time.
I tried to steer away from conversation about how fucked up they are.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Because I think that's kind of boring, and it's not really all of that.
Like, if I were in a studio with Joe Rogan, I'd probably be fucked up, too.
And it's kind of low-hanging fruit, a little bit, and it would become tiresome.
jordan holmes
I think we'd just put a disclaimer up top.
These guys are fucked up.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
We know.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that other people living their lives, I don't think there's anything wrong with being fucked up.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
I do think that there's something...
Probably wrong about Alex presenting himself the way he does, and then being super fucked up with Rogan and talking nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
But whatever.
dan friesen
I don't really care that much.
I'm not a square.
Whatever.
Anyway, look, it's not as good as...
When Alex was on Rogan's show.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
Because Alex isn't really trying to impress as much as he is just trying to solidify the bond between the two of them and try and get whatever he can out of it.
But there is still a number of things that I think are important teachable moments.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I mean, Rogan in Alex's studio isn't fun because they're on more of an equal footing.
Like, not an equal footing, but...
Alex doesn't have to supplicate himself quite as much.
Because when he goes into...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He really...
Oh, what a weak...
dan friesen
Why don't we start?
jordan holmes
What a...
How dare you say you're an alpha?
dan friesen
Why don't we start and listen to this alpha?
unidentified
InfoWars.
The most banned network in the world.
alex jones
Well, I gotta tell you.
I get bigger goosebumps with this guy on the air than when I've had Donald Trump on and movie stars.
No, no, seriously.
I've known you for 22 years and you're a fun, really smart, amazing guy and you've put up a lot of my crap.
And he's the number one, not just podcaster, but talk show host in the world, Joe Rogan, my fellow Texan.
joe rogan
Alex Jones, thanks for having me.
dan friesen
Supplication.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Right out of the gate.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
Did he learn that from Stevie Peas, that level of obsequiousness?
dan friesen
Yeah, it must have rubbed off.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Over the years, you just learn how to compliment people if you get your balls rubbed by Stevie Peas enough.
dan friesen
So there's a constant, consistent thing throughout this.
Where Alex seems to want to hit a couple of points pretty hard.
One of them is, why did you move from LA?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
How is Spotify?
jordan holmes
Tell me everybody in LA is evil.
Tell me Spotify is a great company to work with and they might be willing to pay me.
unidentified
Can you smooth things out with me and Spotify?
jordan holmes
Hey, they let me on your show on Spotify.
Maybe they'll let my show on Spotify.
dan friesen
And just a couple of other points.
Intended things run throughout.
And so Alex starts off with, hey man, why'd you leave LA?
joe rogan
I really loved Texas for so long and I always was attached to LA because of the comedy store and because of business and just doing stand-up there and podcasts there.
But once they locked everything down, this was the logical place for me to move.
And for me, it felt like I had a nice excuse to move here.
I had thought about moving here for a long time, but it didn't seem feasible.
And then, as soon as the lockdowns happened, and then the riots and the looting, and I was like, I gotta get the fuck out of LA.
dan friesen
I don't believe that for a second.
unidentified
Uh-uh.
dan friesen
It's almost certainly tax-related.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
With a hundred million dollar deal.
jordan holmes
I just got a hundred million dollars, and LA charges me a lot of money, it turns out.
dan friesen
And I understand that, you know, Joe would perform in LA and shit, but, like, I don't think he lived in the city.
I don't think he lived anywhere where, let's say...
Protests were...
jordan holmes
No, no, there were so many looters and rioters outside of Joe Rogan's neighborhood.
Recent hundred millionaire.
dan friesen
I just don't buy it.
I find this brings artificial and false.
But it is probably about the best thing you could do, as opposed to saying, like, I'm fucking loaded now.
jordan holmes
I don't need them anymore.
dan friesen
I used to be rich.
Now I'm comically rich.
unidentified
Yeah, I can be comically rich anywhere I want.
dan friesen
And it just so happens that Texas is the state where I can stay the most comically rich.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's either Texas or move to Miami, and I don't think he's going to Miami.
dan friesen
So Alex also, in with his sort of Steve Pchenik-esque buttering, he's constantly asking Joe, like, Why?
What's it like to be the most famous person in the world?
unidentified
You were so successful early on in your career.
dan friesen
All this stuff.
jordan holmes
What's it like having the biggest dick anyone's ever seen?
Joe Rogan, what is it like?
dan friesen
More or less.
joe rogan
Someone said once, a friend of mine said that I'm the bridge between the meatheads and the potheads.
And I like to look at it that way.
alex jones
Well, that was kind of my next angle and my next question.
I mean, you've been doing podcasting over 10 years, right?
joe rogan
It's, yeah, yeah, 2009, so it's almost 11 years.
It'll be 11 years in December.
alex jones
And it was big right away.
I mean, you've been big right away.
You've probably been big.
joe rogan
No, no, no, it wasn't big at all in the beginning.
Like, literally, no one was watching.
It's part of the comedy story documentary.
alex jones
Joe, we were watching.
dan friesen
We were watching, Joe.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Little brother vibes.
jordan holmes
This isn't the fucking Today Show.
dan friesen
Good god.
Oh yeah, I'll tell you you were successful early on despite your experience in it.
jordan holmes
Let me tell you about your experience.
dan friesen
I know it better.
I was watching it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was here.
dan friesen
So, four minutes in to this interview.
Four minutes.
They've had some pleasantries, and it's all just kind of like, oh yeah, you're so great.
It's so great to have you here.
jordan holmes
It's awesome.
dan friesen
They start smoking weed four minutes in.
jordan holmes
On air?
alex jones
Let's go back to that.
That was my first question.
How did you develop your worth, ethic, and drive?
joe rogan
Because I have some great tobacco.
alex jones
Absolutely, I'll take a pot.
Well, I'd be gay if I smoke your tobacco.
joe rogan
You can try to smoke my tobacco.
jordan holmes
What did you just say?
dan friesen
So they're smoking weed, and there was a meme that went around, or like a video that someone put together from the last time Alex was on Rogan, and they spliced together things to make it sound like Alex wanted to have sex with Joe.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
And sort of, it went around on Twitter and stuff.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
And so Alex is constantly...
Leaning into that show, hoping that someone else makes a video.
It's really desperate and very pathetic.
It's obnoxious.
He's just outrageously desperate to get a meme out of this.
I think that's what he wants more than even having Joe on.
Somebody in Joe's audience will make something that'll go viral.
That's kind of the goal.
jordan holmes
I'm looking for 20,000 likes on something.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And if you got to make fun of me, you got to make fun of me.
jordan holmes
Hey!
alex jones
Well, see, that's why people have really embraced me, because I love being made fun of.
joe rogan
Yes.
alex jones
I don't get folks that don't like it.
I love it.
joe rogan
No, you get a kick out of it.
dan friesen
There's a show he would love, then.
If Alex likes being made fun of, I have a podcast to recommend to him.
Go talk and knowledge fight.
jordan holmes
I kind of don't.
I don't think he's very serious when he says that.
I kind of think that he has very thin skin.
I might think he has a hair trigger as well.
I think he might react negatively when he receives any criticism whatsoever.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That could be.
Well, I could be wrong, though.
Maybe he's an avid fan.
dan friesen
No.
He does not like being made fun of, but he likes to say that he likes being made fun of.
jordan holmes
Well, it makes him look cool.
dan friesen
He kind of likes being made fun of in ways that are profitable to him, though.
So if someone makes a meme that's poking fun at him and he gets a ton of people and a ton of attention and his name is all over the place, then he'll take it.
I'll accept being made fun of for profit.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I will accept payment to be in the dunk tank, but I will not do it for fun.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's a sad clown in many ways.
dan friesen
But you know who's not?
Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan is the most famous person in the world.
He is the Walter Cronkite of our times.
Oh, God, no!
alex jones
When did you realize that you were in the zeitgeist?
Because you were already in the zeitgeist of TV shows and UFC and big movies and national champion.
I mean, you've had success since day one.
You had to fight hard for it.
But when did you realize, oh, my God, I'm like a real superstar, not of some just empty movie or an empty...
You get to be your own self and be the biggest.
That's very rare.
joe rogan
The tobacco is kicking in.
I don't know if I ever realized it.
I'm not sure if I still realize it.
alex jones
Come on.
I'm pretty super famous, too.
joe rogan
It's one of the reasons why I like pot.
Because it makes me think about much more interesting things.
dan friesen
But I kind of respect that answer because it's a really embarrassing question.
jordan holmes
It is.
dan friesen
And for Joe, as a person, the graceful, dignified way to respond to that is I don't think about that too much.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because to imagine that you do think about it is gross.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe, I have a quick question.
How often and strenuously do you sniff your own farts and believe them to be amazing?
Could you just tell me real quick, your farts don't stink, obviously, sir.
Obviously.
When did you first notice?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, like, what other answer could he give that doesn't make him look like a shithead?
jordan holmes
I'm the fucking greatest!
I fucking did it!
dan friesen
Well, I think it was about July 2014 that I realized that I was the king of the world.
jordan holmes
It was at the Great Pothead Meathead Summit of 2016 whenever I brought them together.
dan friesen
Yeah.
No one thought that I could reach detente between the two, but much like Steve Pachanik solving all the world conflicts, I solved the Meathead Jock Pothead...
jordan holmes
It turns out everybody likes doing nothing sometimes.
dan friesen
So Alex tried to destroy Joe when Joe said that he couldn't be on his show.
So as this goes, a couple times back when Alex was on, he lied to Joe's face about Sandy Hook.
jordan holmes
He did do that.
dan friesen
Yes.
And apparently Joe found out about this and it was right around when a lot of attention was going on with the Sandy Hook suit.
Might have been around the time Alex threatened to murder the opposing counsel or I'm sorry, put out a million dollar hit.
jordan holmes
Wow!
What's a million dollars between friends?
dan friesen
Sure.
So Joe said that Alex couldn't be on his show for the time being until that was resolved, and Alex said that Joe was a sneaky snake that threatened to destroy him, started talking about his children on air.
jordan holmes
Kill his kids, yeah.
dan friesen
He didn't threaten to kill his kids, but he was talking about them in a way that is very inappropriate for public discussion.
unidentified
Alex kind of wants to say sorry about all that.
alex jones
Well, I'm going to meet a cop with something before we get into the hardcore issues here with you tonight.
We appreciate you being here, Joe.
And that's that I've kind of gotten whacked out under all the pressure, all the attacks.
joe rogan
We've been over this so many times, man.
alex jones
The opposite of fame, though.
It's like being the villain is you almost start becoming the villain, but I just want to say the way you helped me out, high road that was a big help.
joe rogan
Well, we just needed to talk.
You and I have been friends for a long time, and I think that's...
It's really a microcosm of what is happening online with people.
They're not talking to each other.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
It is not a microcosm of what's going on with social media and people not communicating with each other.
It's very much a case of Alex trying to ride your coattails, embarrassingly.
jordan holmes
This is one of those things where I remember this quote from Sinbad, and I will till the day I die.
dan friesen
The sailor or the comedian?
jordan holmes
The comedian.
Comics are funnier when they ride the bus.
Just that, like, simple, like, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you hundred millionaire dumbass!
What are you talking about what's going on online right now?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Your experience is stupid.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Sure, and, uh, like, Joe, I...
I don't know what the fuck he thinks Alex does for a living.
Does he not know what Alex's show is about?
jordan holmes
He's never watched it before.
He doesn't have the time.
dan friesen
Does he imagine that Alex is talking about real conspiracies still?
Yeah, totally.
Because he can't possibly know the horrible things Alex said about him for days.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's quite a bit.
dan friesen
It's not just they needed to talk.
Alex was turning their fight into content.
He was monetizing fighting between the two of them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if you were Joe's friend, wouldn't you be like, hey, I know you probably don't have time to see him for us, but I saw this online and it's this whole long series of things that Alex said directly about you.
You should watch this and remember it forever.
dan friesen
Let's say that you're a friend of mine and we have a falling out and maybe you're a high-profile person too.
I wouldn't have the instinct to threaten to destroy you for attention on air.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's kind of, like, that's a bad person.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if I started my own show, like, we have a falling out, and I start my own show, and then all of a sudden, you just start going on, I'm gonna kill Jordan rants, one, your show would become far more popular.
dan friesen
Sneaky snake Jordan.
jordan holmes
And two, I would be very offended, Dan.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That would hurt my feelings.
dan friesen
It's nonsense.
Oh, we just needed to talk.
Anyway, Alex carries on this charade that, like, he actually knows anything about what he's talking about.
And in this clip, we kind of get the first real meaty thing that I think happens.
And that is like a full demonstration of why Joe Rogan cannot do the things he's doing.
alex jones
When I get into issues, when I'm being serious, I mean, you can differ on my interpretation, but if I'm saying I've got a clip or I've got something, I've got it.
joe rogan
Well, that's why I wanted to clarify that on the podcast really clearly, and I think we accomplished that.
alex jones
You did a great job.
By the way, I felt terrible that night.
You pat him on the back.
You said, this will be the best one.
You just got proven right.
I'm surprised.
Almost everything you said was accurate.
I thought it was a mistake.
And you were damn right.
My buddy Pat Riley was there, and he said, that was your best podcast with Joe ever.
I went home depressed.
dan friesen
This is why Joe is not equipped to do the job that he's assigned for himself.
Joe didn't fact-check Alex, but...
He gave just enough of the appearance of doing so to rationalize continuing his association with him.
Joe could have, and should have, completely destroyed Alex's career on that podcast, but he didn't have the ammo that he needed to take that shot, and because he didn't, now that podcast gets to be pointed to as a time when Alex's beliefs were really put to the test, and he was found.
To be correct, it's just a pathetic display from all parties, and I find it difficult to imagine that Joe doesn't have some awareness of what he's doing.
And here's what makes me the most convinced of that.
On that last podcast that they did, Alex presented Joe with information that he was previously unaware of.
The Rockefeller Foundation had a public plan called Operation Lockstep that is identical to the current COVID-19 response.
According to Alex, everything that's happening now was planned 10 years ago by these evil globalists, and the documents are easily accessible to prove it.
I do not believe that a sincere person would not finish the podcast and then immediately or at their first opportunity check that claim.
Alex can either be right or wrong.
If he's wrong, your friend is a liar and he's using your platform to spread misinformation that's going to get people killed and you're complicit in it.
If he's right, there's a very easily provable conspiracy to kill off the population using the illusion of an outbreak and it seems like knowing that for certain would be pretty important.
The only thing that really makes sense here is if Joe is treating Alex like Eddie Bravo.
It's fun to talk to him about the crazy bullshit he believes, but there's literally no reason to take any of it seriously or think about it for a second outside of his presence.
Joe's not going to dig into whether the Earth is flat after hanging out with Eddie, and he's not going to research the fake Operation Lockstep after hanging out with Alex because he takes them equally seriously.
Joe probably thinks that what he's doing is fine and innocent enough.
But he's doing a lot of damage and doing a bad job while pretending to fact-check Alex.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If you just want to shoot the shit with your friend, fine.
Once you step into the game of, like, validating his conspiracies and pretending that you're doing some kind of rigor or due diligence on this, you're giving Alex all the carte blanche to your audience that he needs.
You're basically selling your audience to him.
jordan holmes
You can't...
Like, the first sentence he said is just like, we can differ on interpretation, and it's like, on some things you can, but there are things that are or are not.
It's not, everything is not differable on interpretation.
And then second, you always have the documents.
Why?
Why would you say that?
Why would you say he always has the documents?
dan friesen
What, because it's a joke?
joe rogan
Ugh.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I hate it.
dan friesen
Yeah, no.
It's sad.
jordan holmes
It's pathetic.
dan friesen
So, Alex has a gift for Joe.
Not only the gift of ass-kissery and nonsense, he also has physical gifts.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
You've given me a lot of great UFC tickets, been really nice to me for 20-plus years, and I've never really gotten you anything.
And I've seen people give you gifts on the show.
It's usually some PR thing that they're selling.
I don't own any stock in this.
It's a great rifle.
I really enjoy it.
And so...
This is something where you can go get four or five grizzly bears.
joe rogan
That's so Texas.
alex jones
Grizzly bears at the same time.
joe rogan
What are these rounds?
alex jones
Guys, bring the rifle in here.
So this is your gift, along with that box of cigars.
joe rogan
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
So you got him cigars and a rifle.
It's just like a parody of masculinity.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's really...
That's really bad.
That would be a little bit too on the nose in a movie.
I would be like, okay, guys, we get it.
They're supposedly men.
dan friesen
Your bros.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
Yeah, this is a man cave.
I gotcha.
All right.
dan friesen
Here's where it gets even worse.
Here's where it gets even worse.
Now remember, they're smoking weed and drinking booze.
jordan holmes
And drinking booze.
dan friesen
And he has just gifted Joe a rifle.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
And then Alex says this.
joe rogan
It's really wild.
alex jones
Joe, pick up the rifle and try it out a little bit.
I mean, don't you try it out.
You know what I mean?
Just check it out.
joe rogan
Let's just put it away.
I know what a rifle is.
I got a bunch of them.
unidentified
All right.
joe rogan
How Texas is this?
dan friesen
That is the right response.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good response.
I was very afraid, because generally whatever InfoWars, hey, pick up that rifle, is a, of course I'll pick up that rifle!
dan friesen
Alex Jones, the pinnacle of gun safety, just the guy who loves the Second Amendment and responsible gun ownership.
Hey, we're stoned.
jordan holmes
Don't shoot it.
unidentified
Don't shoot it.
dan friesen
Hey, why don't you test out that rifle?
jordan holmes
Test it out!
Give it a go!
Give it a go inside!
Don't shoot it, though!
Just swing it around!
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Point it at your friends.
dan friesen
So, they get to talking about, like, sort of meds and medication, and Joe knows some people who have mixed drugs with meds, and it's had a bad response.
joe rogan
Uh-oh.
Some side effects, there's different people with different side effects, you know, and some people are- And mixing it with things.
And cocaine.
You know, there's a lot of people that say that mixing it with cocaine turns you psychotic.
alex jones
Or if you drink on Xanax, it's not...
joe rogan
It's terrible for you, and a lot of people do it.
It's terrible for you.
They say, don't drink on this.
People are like, yeah, okay.
And they drink on it.
dan friesen
Right.
The problem isn't the meds, though.
Yeah.
It's the coke.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
It's the inverse of what you think is, I can't do my coke on these meds!
No, you're...
Sir?
Sir, let me back you up one step.
unidentified
That is what he seems to be saying.
jordan holmes
It does kind of seem to be that.
dan friesen
Well, I can't stop doing coke.
jordan holmes
I've been freebasing for ten years now, and just because you want me to take this med, oh, my cholesterol's high.
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Mixing booze and Xanax is really dangerous, so people who are on Xanax...
Who actually use it as prescribed.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit like he's saying, no, I'm on booze, I'm taking Xanax, okay?
That's my recreation.
dan friesen
It's very strange.
Also very strange to hear that Joe's position on marijuana is evolving a little bit.
And I think that's probably good, because I think, from everything I could tell, there is a little bit of a cartoonish...
Pro-marijuana.
jordan holmes
Cartoonish carte blanche of permissiveness.
dan friesen
It's all good.
Nothing bad can ever come of.
I think that was kind of a position he may have presented earlier on.
jordan holmes
It's non-addictive and you blow the smoke in your four-year-old's face.
It's good stuff.
Move on.
dan friesen
He's now evolved a little bit into a position where it seems like he is aware that sometimes it can have negative outcomes.
joe rogan
You know, I've been more and more open over the last few years, especially, to recognizing that pot's not always safe.
And I don't think it's a good idea to tell everybody it's always safe.
alex jones
Well, they made it so strong that it's definitely been connected to increases in schizophrenia.
joe rogan
I don't know if it's from a potency perspective.
I think maybe it's always happened, and we just didn't recognize it because it wasn't legal.
alex jones
I know two people personally who were normal and started smoking a lot of pot and went crazy.
joe rogan
I do as well.
Including edibles.
unidentified
I know people that...
alex jones
Two of them worked here.
One of them started thinking that everyone was reptiles.
That's David Icke's thing.
We weren't just saying that.
dan friesen
I got bad news for you.
If those people worked at InfoWars previously, they weren't normal.
They weren't starting from a really grounded place, and then they started smoking weed.
jordan holmes
Might as well have just been like, they started listening to me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so the sign that this person had lost it is that they thought everyone was reptiles, when in reality, everyone is demons.
jordan holmes
Interdimensional demons, duh!
What are you, high?
dan friesen
That's the difference between mental health and losing it.
Do you think people are reptiles, or do you think they're interdimensional demons?
jordan holmes
You know what, I don't understand why people would listen to this.
I don't understand why people would listen to two people have the same dumb thoughts you could already have at home.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
No, totally.
This is terrible.
I have thoughts that you can think of at home, but it's interesting because you have knowledge and research and shit.
Not we're both just being like, hey, I half remember the content of this thing that I might have read.
dan friesen
One of the reasons I ultimately decided to do this episode was because I'm looking forward to Monday and we have the trip to D.C. for the episode on Monday.
I don't know when we'll have time to get to the Rogan episode.
Of course.
More motivating factor was that it is something that people are curious about.
People are curious about like a four hour fucking episode.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
dan friesen
And no one should have to listen to that.
jordan holmes
No one.
dan friesen
It's so long.
jordan holmes
It's mean.
dan friesen
There were long stretches where I was listening to this and I'm just like, I don't care.
jordan holmes
I don't care!
dan friesen
No, because there are parts that are just like, okay, this is just a stupid conversation.
It's not really relevant.
It's not that entertaining.
Just talking about like a fun time you all.
Joe Rogan does like 10 minutes about how great Joey Diaz is as a comedian.
jordan holmes
He is great.
unidentified
Whatever.
I don't care.
dan friesen
If I wanted that, I'd listen to Rogan's podcast where he talks about how great Joey Diaz is.
jordan holmes
I would listen to Rogan's podcast.
dan friesen
Yes.
Just like there's so much that is like skip.
And so I'll save people the time.
I'll listen to it for you.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
dan friesen
And we can just listen to the parts that are interesting.
Like finding out that two of Alex's employees got into the grass.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And then they lost their minds.
Right.
Also, Alex thinks that he's interviewing Joe, kinda.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
But the tables turn.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
alex jones
I talk about interdimensional things.
That's what the globalists believe in.
joe rogan
Have you ever had an interdimensional experience?
jordan holmes
Here we go.
alex jones
Well, I'm interviewing Joe Rogan today.
joe rogan
Why are we interviewing each other, man?
alex jones
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not.
I just want to get all the cool stuff out.
unidentified
Let's just talk.
alex jones
Okay, I'll tell you.
dan friesen
So, he did not want to answer that question.
He wanted to dodge that.
Have you ever had an interdimensional experience?
jordan holmes
Explain to me how that question can blow you away.
If it's like, I talk about interdimensional stuff, of course.
That's what the globalists believe.
Have you ever had one?
Because if I say yes, then I would have to admit that I also believe in that shit, and that's kind of probably going to sound bad.
dan friesen
And it sounds silly for me to say that's what the globalists believe if I've experienced it and I know it's real as well.
jordan holmes
It kind of makes me look like an idiot.
dan friesen
But then if I say no, then the globalists are just a bunch of weirdos who have beliefs that aren't true.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
What kind of power is there in that?
jordan holmes
Not a lot.
dan friesen
Yeah, kind of a trap.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So Alex doesn't really answer, but then he does say this.
alex jones
I don't want to make this about me, but I can actually shift into a psychic awareness.
joe rogan
A psychic awareness?
alex jones
With a higher level.
joe rogan
How well do you think you'd do at rock, paper, scissors?
alex jones
You know, we can joke about that.
Probably pretty good.
dan friesen
They do not test this.
They do not test this, although I wish they did.
jordan holmes
Why wouldn't you immediately be like, okay, rock, paper, scissors?
dan friesen
Yeah, you better win every time.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
I'll give you a minute.
jordan holmes
To shift into your psychic state.
dan friesen
And then you better win, or else you're full of shit.
jordan holmes
That is huge.
I don't have to do any voices vibe out of this guy.
dan friesen
Yes.
I don't know about interdimensional experiences, but I can shift into a psychic state.
jordan holmes
Wouldn't that be an interdimensional experience?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
I would hope so.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex has a good example of when he has done this in the past.
alex jones
No, but I know how to...
You know, let's just say, I wouldn't call it the exaggeration of accelerated to the next power where they claim it's like astral projection or remote viewing.
joe rogan
Right.
alex jones
But I can't control it.
I've had a lot of dreams that come exactly true later.
And I've called a lot of things.
Like two months before 9-11, I said they're going to blow up the World Trade Center and blame it on been live.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
People said, I had a dream about it.
Kept having a recurring dream.
joe rogan
What?
alex jones
Yeah.
joe rogan
Did you talk about this?
alex jones
On air, yeah.
There's videos of it, you know.
joe rogan
No.
alex jones
Yeah.
So I can't really control it.
joe rogan
Holy shit.
dan friesen
So that's amazing, but that's only one data point.
jordan holmes
It's not amazing.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
We've talked about, we did, I think, a whole episode about why it's not amazing.
jordan holmes
We did a whole episode.
dan friesen
But, like, that's just one piece of data.
What if he had a second dream that came true?
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
I kept having this recurring dream of a guy in a pink and green striped sweater when I walked around the side of a building attacking me with, like, a club.
joe rogan
That's Bill Gates.
Was he wearing one of those Mr. Rogers sweaters?
alex jones
And we used to drive into town, I was like 15, but with older kids, to get alcohol.
We had to drive into downtown Dallas to get alcohol and weed.
We go to, like, little crack houses, but we're buying weed at them.
And then I was going around the side of one of these buildings, and it was a white crackhead, and he tried to attack me, and I'd have the exact dream a whole bunch of times, and missed when he tried to club me in the head.
So it was like my psychic understanding to get past that point.
It happened like two months later.
I kept having the dream of this guy, and I'm all of a sudden walking around the side of this house to buy some weed.
I was not even a big weed guy, but we're driving out to get for girls.
And this guy tries to club me in the head, a crackhead, and it's the same guy from the dream.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
So you've had two of those.
Two big ones.
You've had a lot of them?
alex jones
I've had a lot of them, yeah.
dan friesen
A lot of them.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
These are the two examples that he uses, though.
jordan holmes
Holy shit.
dan friesen
So I guess maybe that was like he'd seen...
Nightmare on Elm Street.
jordan holmes
I guess.
That's so bullshit.
I have one rule.
Don't ever tell anybody about your dreams unless it's a sex dream with someone interesting.
No one cares about anything else.
dan friesen
I'm positive that I could come up with some stories of dreams I had that I could make match things that happened later.
jordan holmes
And you can fudge the details because it's a dream.
You don't perfectly remember it.
dan friesen
How can you prove any of this?
Fuck off.
So, this is, Alex gets back to the 9-11 prediction, and he says something that I actually think is a real problem.
alex jones
Well, there was a two-hour thing I did in July 25th, 2001, where I went ahead and went on air and said they're going to blow up the World Trade Center, blame them, the CIS had been lied, and then launched all these wars.
And I said, oh, I just got this from analysis and information, but I kept having the dream.
Of the towers smoking and all the rest of it.
dan friesen
So what I want to point out and take issue with here is that Alex admits that he lied about what the information source was.
He is saying, I said that it was based on analysis, but really it was the product of a prophetic dream that I had.
Because he knew in 2000 that he could not say...
I had a dream about this.
jordan holmes
That would be very, very silly.
dan friesen
And I would suggest that if this is all true, and Alex is reporting this accurately, then what happened was he was listening to a ton of Bill Cooper and Patriot-ass radio back then, and at that point in time, it seeped into his subconscious.
Bill Cooper was saying very similar things, and that's why he was dreaming about it.
Yeah.
And you combine that with the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center, the feelings, like, Bin Laden was somebody who was known at the time.
jordan holmes
Well, and he did say he was going to bomb the World Trade Center.
dan friesen
There's that.
jordan holmes
He was very explicit about it, too, like, a long time in advance.
dan friesen
Right.
So, like, Alex's dreams about this are more likely the product of influences that he had.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then he got on air and pretended that he was some kind of expert, had some analysis, and that's...
That's kind of a microcosm of his career.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Pretending that he has information that he's just coming up with out of his fantasies.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say that what he's done is invalidate any time he's ever said that he predicted 9-11 as being, like, a result of work.
dan friesen
Yeah.
At best, you had a dream.
jordan holmes
You had a dream.
Right.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
So then, your entire career is based on a lie, unless you are selling yourself as a pure psychic who can predict things as opposed to analyze them in any way.
dan friesen
And it calls into question other times that he said he's analyzed things or he has information.
Is he actually just lying about some sort of a dream?
How seriously should you take any information that he provides if he was willing to pass off a prediction about a terrorist attack as an analysis when it was actually a dream?
jordan holmes
Well, he did say Chicago...
It was going to be nuked.
How are we doing?
dan friesen
We're fine.
But he might have had a dream.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
Well, we might still be fucked.
dan friesen
But he had a dream.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
So, look, this is an interview.
They're going to get down to the nitty-gritty.
They're going to get down and find out what the truth is, unless Joe doesn't want to have an interview.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
So what got you into comedy?
joe rogan
Oh, Alex.
This is so forced.
What got me into comedy.
alex jones
It is not forced.
joe rogan
It is.
You're asking me questions like we're doing an interview.
alex jones
No, because I actually...
I can talk plenty.
Look out.
No, I did write these questions down.
I did write these questions down.
joe rogan
You don't have to follow those.
alex jones
If you were a magically made ruler of the world, what are three things you would do to change the world as it is?
Alex Jones never does this.
I'm being different.
joe rogan
I understand.
dan friesen
I don't think the two of them are working on the exact same page here.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Alex is kind of wanting to get something, and Joe just wants to have a conversation.
jordan holmes
Is Joe funny anymore?
dan friesen
He's charismatic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, I thought, I would expect he would go for a joke every now and again.
dan friesen
I think he comes off pretty well.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
At least decent.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I think he says a number of really stupid things.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But at the same time, like, I, you know, watching this, I was thinking, like, I could probably hang out with Rogan.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
I could probably get along with him as long as we didn't get into these sorts of topics.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Like, I think it might be fine.
And as long as it wasn't, like, a show.
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
I wouldn't want to do, like...
I wouldn't want to be on his show.
But just hanging out socially, having a conversation, I think he could probably be a lot of fun.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, yeah, we've definitely hung out and had social conversations in green rooms with far worse people.
dan friesen
No, totally.
And the way that he's able to, like, Alex, you're forcing it.
Why are you asking a question?
When did I get into comedy?
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
Like, yeah, that's an indication, at least on some level, that he's willing to have a conversation that's not boring.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
But in terms of him being funny, I'm not 100% sure.
But Alex thinks he's funny.
alex jones
How about this?
Kill, fuck, or fight?
joe rogan
Oh, who?
alex jones
Bill Gates.
joe rogan
Well, I don't want to kill him.
alex jones
You're going to fuck him.
joe rogan
And I don't want to fight him.
I don't want to hurt him.
It'd probably be the most gentle if I fuck him.
Right?
To keep him alive?
No, that's rude.
That and then you're just making a mockery of it.
unidentified
So you want a personal moment with Bill Gates?
alex jones
You know I'm trying to feed the memes right now.
dan friesen
So desperate.
So desperate to try and get a meme going.
jordan holmes
That's really bad.
That's kind of heart-wrenching, honestly.
dan friesen
It's cringey.
jordan holmes
It's very cringey.
Especially since he's trying to...
It seems like he's getting so much mileage out of just saying fuck.
Just like, kill, fuck, fight.
You know you want him to say that.
It's like a family feud question.
It's like, you want grandma to say tits!
We know it!
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a little bit of a problem, too, in that Joe doesn't seem to hate Bill Gates, whereas Alex...
Claims to know that he runs the world and wants to kill everyone.
jordan holmes
Sure, there is that.
dan friesen
And Alex doesn't challenge Joe on his non-hatred of Bill Gates, which seems weird, considering everything Alex says about Bill Gates all the time, but...
jordan holmes
I would have said, you know, he's one of the twelve.
Yeah.
Wouldn't you have said that?
dan friesen
Maybe.
Or maybe he's middle management.
unidentified
Who knows?
jordan holmes
He could be middle management.
That's true.
dan friesen
When Alex was on Joe's podcast last, it was a disgraceful showing.
There were just tons and tons of things that were factually inaccurate, emotionally inaccurate.
jordan holmes
And manipulative at the very least.
dan friesen
Yes.
And, you know, we did our episode about it, and if anybody's interested, they can find cataloging of them there.
But Joe seems to think that people were desperate to find something that Alex was wrong about.
alex jones
Let's go ahead and play.
joe rogan
It's Bill Gates himself saying that the vaccine made 80% of the people ill, which is exactly what you said on the podcast.
And people were complaining and they were angry.
They were trying to find something that you said that was wrong.
jordan holmes
It was so hard.
joe rogan
Because we basically checked everything you said and all of it proved to be accurate.
So then we got to this part where you said 80% of the people that took the vaccine got sick.
And people were like, he's spreading anti-vaccine conspiracy theories.
So I said, okay, listen.
Here's the video.
dan friesen
We're not desperate to find things that Alex is wrong about.
jordan holmes
It was not a struggle, really.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
It's kind of a Google search, honestly.
dan friesen
Kind of an exhausting...
jordan holmes
It's a bit of a Google search.
dan friesen
It was an exhausting cataloging of things that he was wrong about that took for fucking ever.
But Joe...
I don't understand how he can possibly not recognize that Alex was lying.
Project Lockstep, Operation Lockstep thing is so glaring that he should never talk to Alex ever again.
But he seems to think that everybody was so desperate to find one thing.
jordan holmes
One place where Alex didn't dot his I or cross his T. See, this is a struggle because it does seem like he doesn't take Alex seriously.
unidentified
So how can you also say that?
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
That's the conflict that I have.
Like, he doesn't take this information seriously.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Obviously.
jordan holmes
So how can you say that it's proven and then not react to it, really?
Like, it's an issue.
dan friesen
How can you go out of your way to rationalize Alex and sell him to your audience while at the same time not taking a step and seeing if his...
Fucking conspiracy about the plan to destroy everyone in the present using COVID-19 has any credence to it.
How could you be that not curious if you're willing to vouch for him?
jordan holmes
How could you believe that that stuff has been proven and not use five of your hundred million dollars to do something about it?
If you believe what Alex is saying, then the elites are killing all of us, murdering us all.
I'm just a regular old guy just being trampled under the boot of the machine.
Fuck you!
dan friesen
Well, I don't know what his answer to that would be.
And I don't understand how he can have this completely bizarre relationship with Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's weird.
dan friesen
It doesn't make any sense.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But I think one of the ways that he's able to play it publicly is to be like, yeah, everyone's just mad about things that you say because you're saying them.
They're too attached to the messenger.
jordan holmes
Sure.
joe rogan
People get trapped into the messenger.
They get trapped into the messenger instead of listening to the information.
A fucking moron might have something important to say.
You never know.
When someone is an idiot, not you, but if someone's an idiot at most things and they come to you with one fact, someone could be a fucking liar all the time, but then they come to you with one fact that they saw on TV and you're like, get the fuck out of here.
That's where crying wolf comes from, right?
Absolutely.
Everybody knows that.
jordan holmes
Did you learn the wrong...
Lesson from the very story you just referenced?
joe rogan
Yeah.
dan friesen
The lesson's supposed to be, like, in that story, is that when you cry wolf a bunch of times and there is no wolf, people will not believe you.
jordan holmes
When you cry wolf and there is a wolf.
dan friesen
The lesson of that story isn't that the people who stop believing someone who constantly lied about there being a wolf were wrong to not believe him the last time.
That's a completely bizarre interpretation of that story.
The takeaway is supposed to be that if you're a liar and the lies you're telling affect other people...
You can cause serious damage to people with your lies because the time you're telling the truth about a threat, they might not believe you.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Alex is kind of the boy who cried wolf, except in his version, there still isn't a wolf at the end.
He's just continuing to lie.
And the boy is getting rich selling anti-wolf pills to a particularly gullible set of people in town.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's an issue there.
dan friesen
Also, this is a critically important point.
Joe is saying that people cannot hear the things Alex says and evaluate them on their merits because they're caught up in the messenger.
They hate Alex, so he must be wrong about everything.
This is exactly the problem with how Joe engages with Alex, just in the reverse.
It's Joe who's completely caught up on the messenger and refuses to accept the possibility that Alex is a malignant narcissist who is not his friend.
I hate Alex Jones more than most people, and I can easily separate my feelings about how repulsive he is from whether or not specific claims he makes are based in reality.
It's not a difficult exercise because I care, because I believe that there's a reason that this matters.
For all Joe's talk about ideas and good ideas beating bad ideas, he doesn't think any of this shit he's talking about matters.
He's trapped by the illusion in his head that he's created where Alex is a good guy who means well, which he only believes because the two of them have gotten fucked up together a couple times and said offensive things to each other, which is bonding, I guess.
And Alex gave him a rifle.
jordan holmes
Cigars, too.
dan friesen
I challenge Joe to take his own advice and separate the messenger from the message.
Start with Operation Lockstep.
Yeah, I mean, to your point, yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, Joe, then do you watch, like, the other conservative news networks whenever they say all that bullshit?
Do you go, well, obviously, I must believe them because it's true.
That's the only...
Because they're not the...
No.
That's so fucked up.
He's absolutely tied to the...
Just, I will defend Alex no matter what.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
unidentified
It's...
jordan holmes
It sucks!
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it kind of sucks, but it also is really gaslighty to say that people who disagree...
We can't possibly have substance-based reasons for disagreeing.
We just hate Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
It's all about your feelings.
dan friesen
He's creating this archetype of all criticism is coming from SJW snowflakes who are all mad because Alex Jones is too manly or something.
That's so boring.
Like, trafficking in this, like, fetishization of ideas, and that's the idea you have?
jordan holmes
Well, what it is...
dan friesen
We've done 500-something episodes of this podcast about substance that's wrong with Alex Jones.
It's not...
unidentified
I don't...
dan friesen
I'm not just mad at him.
We would have stopped a long time ago if I was just mad at him.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's such bullshit, Joe.
jordan holmes
It's just like with Alex's fears of...
And then being, like, on the other side, and he wants those things to happen.
It's what he's afraid of is the things that he desires.
In the same way, Joe is what he's really expressing is, I react to things based on how I feel, so I assume that others react to things based on how they feel.
I can't imagine them breaking free of the mold that I exist in, because obviously, if I have a hundred million dollars...
The things I think are important.
They're not just feelings that I have or fucking fake prophetic ass dreams that I have.
That must be where their criticism comes from as well.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I mean, Joe even gets into this kind of thing a little bit later.
Here, I'll even go to this.
I'll jump forward a little bit because it's really relevant.
I'll go to this clip here because he's talking about how people shape their ideas.
And I think that this might be how he has.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or it feels like projecting.
joe rogan
This is the thing.
It's like you're allowed to have other ideas, but the whole idea of who you are and what life is is mostly shaped by what you think is going to give you the least resistance from the people that are around you.
alex jones
But that's what liberals always liked, was the fact that they were open and free and believed in speech.
And even though I didn't disagree with them, on some points they agreed with my overall freedom.
joe rogan
I'm so high, I don't even know what I just said.
alex jones
You said something really smart.
jordan holmes
I agree.
alex jones
I'm not a bullshitter.
dan friesen
So I know that Joe's discounting his own point because he's all high and shit, but the presumption that you mold your identity by that which ideas, these ideas that will cause the least tension with the people around you, that's not...
How everyone lives.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That's not a universal experience.
A lot of times your personality is formed by conflict.
It's formed by tension with groups that you don't fit in with.
Having to find new people that you get along with better because that's nonsensical.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't handle this.
I get it.
There's ideas and you can look at things from a different way.
But we also have to exist in a world where some things are and some things are not.
Everything is not open to interpretation.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It just can't be.
Otherwise, we get places where it's like, we think there's voter fraud, so there was.
No, at a certain point, something is or is not.
We can't live in a...
No, that's just how I interpret things.
That's just not how we can share a universe.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's hard.
But I will say that they're modeling it for us here with Alex and Joe.
jordan holmes
That's why it's so shitty.
dan friesen
They're two completely different people, and they're getting along.
They voted for different people.
Did you know that Rogan didn't vote for Trump?
jordan holmes
What?
joe rogan
Listen, I voted for Joe Jorgensen.
I voted for the Libertarian, because I think we should probably, at least, you know, I'm voting out of California, so I'm like, we should support third-party candidates, because that's one of the solutions.
dan friesen
I'd love to grill him on Jorgensen's positions.
unidentified
Oh my god.
dan friesen
I would love...
jordan holmes
I want to slap him so bad.
unidentified
I kind of...
jordan holmes
How fucking dare you?
dan friesen
I mean, I guess it doesn't really matter, since it's California, but I would love to see how much he knows about Joe Jorgensen.
jordan holmes
Totally.
That's just some fake-ass, like...
I'm so—look, I don't agree with what Trump does, and I don't like the way he does it, but listen, I can't support the Democrats because I'm an iconoclast.
I'm Joe fucking Rogan.
You don't know shit.
dan friesen
I would have voted Democrat if they got Tulsi Gabbard.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
Fuck off.
You fucking—screw you.
dan friesen
So, again, I often feel like we're going to get hit with a DMCA complaint and have copyright claims put on our episodes.
jordan holmes
It's big in Cyberpunk 2077.
dan friesen
Is that right?
jordan holmes
People are saying that you have to turn DMCA music off, otherwise the Twitch will kick you off.
Oh, no.
You'll get kicked off, Blake.
dan friesen
But we're fine.
jordan holmes
Oh, are we?
alex jones
So, again, thanks for watching, and back to this exclusive, in-depth Joe Rogan interview, which is free to air.
All of you can re-upload it.
You can clip it out.
You can make memes out of it.
It's all copyright-free.
The Alex Jones Show and everything we do at InfoWars.com.
dan friesen
See, this is the double-edged sword of his desperation for memeing.
jordan holmes
It is a little bit.
dan friesen
Is that he has to give blanket permission to people like us to do this.
So I guess we're safe.
jordan holmes
All right, buddy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So that was from a little commercial that Alex inserted in.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
Of course he did.
Why wouldn't he?
You gotta make money.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't actually even remember what this is about this next clip.
jordan holmes
I doubt they do either.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Now I remember.
So they're talking about Joe's dog and how great this golden retriever is.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
Is Alex going to kill his dog on air?
dan friesen
I was worried about that.
unidentified
Okay, good.
dan friesen
The rifle is right there.
jordan holmes
I know!
He's swinging it around!
dan friesen
No, the dog isn't there.
But they talk about how great Joe's dog is.
And the dog smiles and loves Joe.
Alex gets mad because he starts thinking about how, like, you know, some animal psychologists will say, like...
What you think of as happiness in an animal isn't always happiness.
A smile on a dog isn't necessarily happiness in the same way it is for humans.
Alex gets kind of mad about this.
jordan holmes
That is a microcosm of his relationship to animals as his relationship to people.
I don't understand why you don't think me!
alex jones
You're all nature.
None of it's nurture.
But then they say, they are up here though, they have souls, they have minds, they have decisions, just you don't.
dan friesen
He's talking about like the elites of psychiatry and what have you.
alex jones
And it's an ultimate, they're in the lower class, we're in the lower class, elitism, what existed before the Germans and then in modern psychiatry and psychology 200 years ago.
And so that's what I'm coming at here, is it doesn't mean that the things they've created, the little lists they've made, aren't real human traits.
But it's really a cult, a guild, blocking us from the larger issue because your dog is magic.
Your dog does have a soul.
It does have an energy.
It is smiling.
You are interfacing.
Dogs are psychic buffers, way more psychic than we are.
And so what I'm saying is your dog is the example of what humanity needs to go towards instead of somebody like Bill Gates.
dan friesen
Yeah, we should be less like Bill Gates and more like Rogan's dog.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
It's meaningful.
It's meaningful stuff.
jordan holmes
Just scream out, I don't want to learn.
How dare they say something different than me?
dan friesen
Well, like, I'm not threatened by someone telling me that my cat smiling doesn't mean she's happy.
jordan holmes
Oh shit, what does it mean?
It's the next question.
dan friesen
I'm not threatened by the idea that her purring isn't always, like, showing love or happiness.
jordan holmes
How can I make it better?
dan friesen
Right.
And I also don't question...
The bond that we have.
Like, I'm not tied up in...
jordan holmes
Nope.
If a psychiatrist said that the cat doesn't feel everything you think it's feeling all the time, that's because you don't have a soul, Dan.
dan friesen
I'm not invested in projecting my feelings onto my pet friend.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't understand why people...
I don't know.
I don't care.
jordan holmes
Eh, well, I mean, it's a thing.
dan friesen
So...
Joe has been pretty shitty so far about the idea that people have valid criticism about Alex.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And in this next clip, I think this is like, I really resent this.
joe rogan
Listen, Alex, you got to think of what it's like to be a 23 year old kid who is friends with a bunch of other 23 year old kids that espouse a very rigid ideology.
And when someone deviates from this ideology and says, maybe the guy's not a bad guy.
Maybe he had like a psychotic moment.
Maybe he had a bad time.
Maybe he believed it because he's seen so much bullshit.
I've been wrong.
alex jones
I've been crazy.
joe rogan
Everybody wants to stand up and say, hey, he's right about a lot of shit.
dan friesen
So he seemed like the thing that he's saying is like psychotic is like Sandy Hook stuff.
But like what Joe is presenting is this idea that like the only people who are really critiquing Alex are 23 year olds who are socially uncomfortable with the fear that they have of saying, hey, maybe Alex is right about something.
That's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, that's very frustrating and angering and almost suggests a sort of distance from what...
People really live that could only really come about through a hundred million dollars.
dan friesen
And it's straw man techniques in terms of, like, this is why people have a problem with you.
It's because all their 23-year-old friends are an original Antifa ideology.
jordan holmes
It's crazy how I'm not even going to mention that maybe people of color or women might have critiques of you.
It's actually...
dan friesen
23-year-old men who are scared of hurting their friends' feelings by saying, fuck you, Alex has some good points.
jordan holmes
It's all those non-alpha men who aren't carrying a gun right now and smoking cigars and whining about how people don't respect everything that we believe without questioning us, like alphas do.
dan friesen
And the real problem is that Alex got left out in the wilderness.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
Everyone left him alone.
jordan holmes
That's the real problem.
joe rogan
Even if you're wrong, rather, about some things.
alex jones
I meant well.
joe rogan
You're a human being and your perspective is valuable.
And one of the reasons why you were wrong about such things is because you were abandoned.
There were so many people that didn't want to hitch their car up to your train because they were scared.
They would get caught in the 9-11 conspiracy and the Bohemian Grove conspiracy.
And the fucking Bilderberg conspiracy.
There were so many different things that led people down uncomfortable moments and uncomfortable conversations.
They didn't want to be a part of it.
So they just left you alone.
And when people get abandoned by all of the other people around them that may possibly have an inkling that you're correct, you start going fucking crazy.
dan friesen
That look on your face was amazing.
jordan holmes
I'm so fucking mad.
I'm so mad at that.
Okay, fine.
I get it.
We've all seen Good Will Hunting.
It's great to give the pep talk speech.
But that was fucking Matt Damon as an underappreciated...
This is like giving that same pep talk speech to John Wayne Gacy and being like, look, a lot of people just don't understand why you're doing what you're doing, man.
But they're just not ready to challenge themselves.
dan friesen
I disagree.
Here's what I think.
It would be like John Wayne Gacy having killed all those people.
And then someone, his friend, being like, look, you know, the problem was that you didn't have...
Friends around you telling you not to dress up like a clown and kill people.
Joe's like, you were an abandoned man.
jordan holmes
That was the issue, yeah.
dan friesen
You didn't have people around you telling you not to report on Sandy Hook like that.
Even though we have, I don't know, a deposition of Paul Joseph Watson saying, I told him not to do this.
jordan holmes
There was that.
dan friesen
There was that.
unidentified
Bullshit.
dan friesen
We were trying to make it not Alex's fault that he's done every bad thing he's done in his career.
unidentified
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
These are the people who bitch about participation trophies.
dan friesen
They do in this episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is the most, like, hey, look, just because you failed a million times upwards to the tune of millions of dollars doesn't mean you're not still great.
dan friesen
It's participation trophies and personal responsibility and ideas.
Like these people who think that's all they keep repeating over and over and over again.
And here you have like, Alex, it's not your fault.
People just left you.
People just people left you on your own.
And that's why you had to say that people were crisis actors who were grieving for their dead family members.
jordan holmes
I'm starting to think a lot of people's criticisms of entitled white men are right on.
dan friesen
Yeah, but I'm probably just a 23-year-old who's worried about it.
unidentified
It could be that.
jordan holmes
It could be that.
You're right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So when you are...
Hearing something like Alex saying that he's not using Joe for exposure, how would you hear that?
jordan holmes
Like a punch to the face.
alex jones
And here's the deal.
I'm not using you in this interview, but you're so big and the system wants to watch what you're doing so I can get messages through when you're on the show.
So one of the things I wanted to say to the left is I know more about the left than the average person on the left does.
dan friesen
Cool.
I hear Alex say, I'm not using you, but I know that more people will listen because you're here as him saying, I'm using you.
jordan holmes
Now, I don't understand how you could be friends with Alex for this long without finding out his rhetorical trick of saying, I'm not doing, but, and then doing the thing.
dan friesen
Because literally...
jordan holmes
He does that every time.
dan friesen
Alex's son named his show I'm Not Bragging as a joke about Zach.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not using you.
I'm doing this means I'm using you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Every time.
dan friesen
For the reason that I then explained.
jordan holmes
I don't hang out with him real life, only on the context of this show occasionally.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And I picked up on that real fast.
dan friesen
So I kept this clip in just because it's like, I think it's kind of indicative of...
Some stretches of this episode where it's like, what I was talking about earlier, it's like, yeah, this is boring.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is just them having a conversation that I don't care about, but it goes on.
joe rogan
You ever have a Kopi Luat coffee?
alex jones
No.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
alex jones
That's not even a real razorback, though.
joe rogan
Kopi Luat coffee is coffee that comes from a civet.
So the civet eats the coffee bars and shits them out.
And then people collect them and clean them up and sell them.
And it makes the best fucking coffee ever.
alex jones
When you said I've tried it, I've heard of it.
joe rogan
It's so good!
It's really good.
Like, it's a cat.
Like, a civet is kind of a cat.
By the way, do you have a photograph of a civet?
alex jones
By the way, do you have ragdoll cats?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let's look at a civet.
alex jones
Now, I wasn't trying to stalk you, but I watch the show a lot.
Today, I'm going, hey, you've got ragdoll cats.
Tell Joe you've got them.
So I didn't know you had ragdoll cats.
joe rogan
They're sweet cats.
alex jones
They're smart.
joe rogan
Well, they're really relaxed.
alex jones
Pretty blue eyes.
Yeah, there's your civet.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So that animal shits out coffee beans.
And then it's super expensive.
It's called kopi luat.
alex jones
I've heard of it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
alex jones
So is it really good?
joe rogan
It's really good.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
I've been on road trips.
I've been on road trips with comics before.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And there was one I will remember forever because the two people in the back just started having such a boring conversation while I was driving.
I drove so much faster just because their conversation was boring.
That is the worst.
I would literally stop being friends with people who had that conversation.
dan friesen
Yeah, I was listening to that and I just sort of...
There was a couple points, and that was one of them, where I was just sort of like rubbing my temples.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Don't know what's going on here.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, guys.
dan friesen
This is on purpose.
This is what's going to stop the globalists.
This is what's on purpose.
jordan holmes
We can edit things!
dan friesen
Well, Joe has a big message that he wants to get across on this episode, and that is that we need to get rid of tribalism.
And when he says tribalism, he's talking about the idea of looking at everybody as teams, like Democrats, Republicans.
We need to get over that and start looking at each other as people who have ideas.
And look at the ideas that each other have, and if I have a better idea than your idea, then my idea will win, and you will then have my idea.
jordan holmes
All I hear is, I would like people to stop criticizing rich white Right, man.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
That could be it.
joe rogan
We are dealing with the remnants of a savage past where people killed people with stone axe tools.
alex jones
And now we do it with chemtrails and vaccines.
joe rogan
Slow down!
My point is we're connected with this idea that we have to absolutely have to.
Be in opposition with each other.
alex jones
No, I agree.
I don't think we do.
joe rogan
It's nonsense.
That's the weakness.
The weakness is not like flip-flopping or reconsidering your opinions.
The real weakness is the really thinking that people that are just marginally different from you in terms of the way they look at things, that those people are your enemy.
alex jones
We have to stop seeing each other as the enemy.
That's what I want, actually.
jordan holmes
If we just talk!
dan friesen
Do you know who you're talking to?
Alex spends all of his time talking about how his imaginary enemies are, like, working for the literal devil.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, this is a fine point that he's making, but it's farcical to be making it while sitting next to Alex fucking Jones.
Like, hey, you know what you should do after this?
You should ask him what he thinks about Democrats.
What does he think about...
He thinks they're all demons!
He thinks that they're literally possessed by demons!
joe rogan
Yep.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
I mean, sure, it's a fine thought.
jordan holmes
Alex does agree with him.
He would like that to be the...
Perfect world, and it can only come about in an all-white nation.
It seems like that's kind of the tribalism that I would like to...
dan friesen
Christian, male-dominated...
jordan holmes
I would like to focus on those tribalism parts that he kind of focuses on.
Maybe those tribalism parts are the worst ones to start with.
dan friesen
We have to overcome it, though, as Joe is very repetitively pointing out.
unidentified
I think the thing that is...
joe rogan
Most difficult to overcome in our pursuit for the understanding of the reality of the universe is tribal behavior.
jordan holmes
Oh, I was so close.
joe rogan
Thinking that there's a team that's in opposition to you and your beliefs, which are righteous and true and good.
alex jones
But if I don't have tribalism, somebody's going to overtake me.
So I don't like tribalism, but it's a necessary evil.
Like, I don't want a government, but I need a strong enough government that has limited government to protect me from tyrannical governments.
joe rogan
Right.
I understand.
I think maybe the solution is an understanding of tribalism and then an agreement to never engage in it.
And when people do engage in it, you should look at those people as being foolish.
alex jones
I agree.
So we need a code of good versus bad.
Positive versus sin.
Not the Christian cosmology of sin.
What is a sin against humanity?
I think lying.
I think being a chicken shit.
I think being a coward.
joe rogan
I think not.
Yeah.
alex jones
So what's evil?
dan friesen
Alex, I find you guilty of your own sins against humanity.
jordan holmes
You know what I love?
To listen to two dumber people have a conversation that was famous for happening 2,500 years ago.
unidentified
Well, this is the...
alex jones
This is the exact...
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
dan friesen
This is the problem with so much, like, online-based discourse and, like...
The whole sort of debates that happen among people who are self-taught.
A lot of the times you don't realize that these ideas that you think are so revolutionary are things you might encounter in your first year in college.
There is so much past these points that they're getting to where their minds are blown.
But also, I mean, I would take Rogan as a good faith actor here.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And I would say that, okay, now this is interesting.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Now, how would you achieve this?
jordan holmes
There we go!
Joe!
You are on the right track, buddy!
dan friesen
Now, what does it mean for you to say that we should disincentivize people to act tribally, and then if people do begin to act tribally, we should look at them as fools?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
What does that mean?
jordan holmes
It means that...
dan friesen
How is society organized in this?
jordan holmes
What we need to do is give people a fine...
For engaging in behavior with groups larger than a thousand.
dan friesen
Wait, wait.
So now we have to have a fine for being foolish?
jordan holmes
For being a fool!
unidentified
This is not enforceable in any way.
And if you tried, it would get so out of hand.
dan friesen
It would be absolutely used to crack down on vulnerable populations trying to band together.
jordan holmes
But they don't think about that because they've never been the vulnerable population getting cracked down on.
dan friesen
But they do think that they are.
jordan holmes
Of course they do.
dan friesen
Because they're conservatives who are shadow banned.
jordan holmes
You know, the reason I used to...
Here's what I used to think that has just been blown away by this very conversation.
The reason I thought people who have spent their entire lives studying this type of thing Yeah.
This is...
Tragically boring, and more people are going to watch that than two people who've spent their entire life studying these questions.
dan friesen
Yeah, I have, um, I don't know.
It's tough for me to say because I guess I'm not a normal person necessarily, and I am, you know, 36. I'm on a different period of my life as maybe the target demographic of Joe Rogan.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But, like...
jordan holmes
23-year-old meatheads, I suppose.
dan friesen
Yeah, or potheads.
jordan holmes
Who are afraid of, uh, yeah.
dan friesen
I think a lot of people think of, like, college lectures and, like, academic conversation to be really boring.
But this is fucking boring.
jordan holmes
This is incredibly boring.
dan friesen
Yes.
And the difference is, if you engage with the academic stuff, you probably learn something.
jordan holmes
It's amazing!
dan friesen
You're not gonna learn anything from this.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Other than...
I think Joe's a little bit disappointed in Alex.
Because when Joe's talking about this need to overcome tribalism, and Alex is like, I need my tribe to fight back against any other tribe.
I think there's a sense of Joe being like, you don't get it.
You don't get the higher level thing that I'm imagining.
Now granted, what he's imagining is a stupid, fantastical utopia that he has no idea how to attain.
jordan holmes
You just can't see my flying Pegasus world, and it's disappointing to me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But despite all that disappointment, I mean, the two of them are friends, and we can prove it.
alex jones
And then like two years later, we shot a video during the contestant election making fun of the Bushes.
joe rogan
Well, you and I dressed up.
I dressed up like a senior.
I dressed up like a junior.
And you were a senior.
alex jones
And I was in a wheelchair.
unidentified
And we went running around.
joe rogan
Capital.
The Capitol.
And we smoked a little weed, allegedly.
dan friesen
Every single time these two talk, this story comes up.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Which leads me to suspect that maybe there aren't that many memories.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that kind of suggests it.
dan friesen
Maybe they got high and ran around the Capitol in masks.
jordan holmes
You know, I think that the basis, like the stories for any friendship that you share, should not be, I guess you had to be their stories.
You know?
Because this story is one where I'm like...
Maybe if I was there, it would be funny, but this is not interesting.
dan friesen
No, I mean, I've seen it.
They videotaped it.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
I've watched it.
jordan holmes
It was still 20 years ago.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, you've had experiences like that with friends.
You can extrapolate how much fun that must have been.
joe rogan
Sure.
dan friesen
And it was like, you know, 99, 2000, it's just, you're free.
You know, like, it's such a different time.
We were just coming out of grunge.
Maybe a few years.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I just think it's kind of depressing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I've heard this on other podcasts, too.
Like, people who only have one story.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And every time this guest is on, that story comes up.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just like, ugh.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Get a new story, guys.
unidentified
Live.
Live.
jordan holmes
Stop talking and live.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, in this next clip, we get, again, another thing, another instance of this mentality that Alex has, where he wants to be like Rogan with this, like, yeah, we need to get rid of all this tribalism stuff, but I also need mine.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, yeah.
I don't have a hundred million dollars.
dan friesen
And this is Alex expressing that, like, you know, his nationalism is basically a cult.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he needs that cult.
unidentified
Well.
dan friesen
Because he imagines that his enemies are also a cult.
alex jones
Well.
dan friesen
And so he needs his cult to fight their cult.
jordan holmes
But, yeah, I'm...
I'm creating my own enemy in order to destroy myself.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
dan friesen
And I'm creating my own enemy to justify really fucked up things that I want.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
alex jones
We have to use our own nationalism, which has failed and has problems and is cultic.
But our cult's better than their cult.
Humans organizing cults, it's our nature.
I agree we should transcend it.
You're at that point, Joe.
I can see up on the mountain.
I get where you're going.
I'm just saying, when you're in a crisis, though, it's like the lower brain.
It is the nationalist cult of free market and money and family and God and guns and everything that's going to counter the Chi-Coms, where, man, you work 18 hours a day, and if you complain, your ass is dead, because the global model is coming to China, and all I'm saying is they're taking over.
So what do we do about that?
jordan holmes
Good response, Joe.
joe rogan
First of all, whenever you're in a situation where you're coming to me, For global advice, we got real problems.
dan friesen
I think there's a humility in Joe's responses.
jordan holmes
I appreciate that.
dan friesen
You know, like, come on, why the fuck are you asking me for a solution?
Now, unfortunately, he does continue and give an idea of a solution.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, he can't not.
dan friesen
And he should have stopped it.
You shouldn't ask me, because this is dumb.
joe rogan
But honestly, I do look at it like when you say, like, what do we do about it?
You could wave a magic wand.
You'd make them all do mushrooms.
All of them.
Just all of them.
Everybody.
Anybody in a position of power.
Anybody locked into an ideology.
Anybody who believes nonsense.
Anybody who believes things that they know aren't true.
alex jones
All come clean.
joe rogan
But they'll fight for them.
Do you know people that know that the things they believe aren't true?
jordan holmes
How dare you?
joe rogan
They'll get angry at you and fight for them.
jordan holmes
How dare you?
joe rogan
There's a weirdness to that.
How fucking dare you?
alex jones
There's no doubt that if more people took hallucinogens, but then some would go crazy.
joe rogan
Some would go crazy.
Yeah.
Some kids break their legs on the skateboard.
alex jones
When you see an Islamic leader, you can tell.
They've never taken it.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Wow.
joe rogan
What?
dan friesen
Yeah.
No Muslims have ever tripped or something.
This is...
I mean...
This is embarrassing.
jordan holmes
That's spectacular.
dan friesen
Joe Rogan's like 50. No, no, no.
Or at least in his late 40s.
unidentified
He did something.
alex jones
Everybody's got to do shrooms, man.
jordan holmes
He did something I never thought anyone could do, which is he took the four ways to learn and really condensed it still further down to one way.
unidentified
Fungus.
dan friesen
Mushrooms.
unidentified
Yeah.
All right.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So here's how we solve Israel-Palestine.
jordan holmes
He's gotta be like, that's gotta be like a joke.
dan friesen
It's gotta be his brand, right?
I mean, there's no way you could really think that.
jordan holmes
No, no, he's just doing, like, I imagine if your job is to essentially be high all the time.
You know, you've got to lean into it.
You know, Doug Benson didn't stop doing weed jokes just because he got to 50-plus.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
I've done mushrooms, and it is a fun experience, you know, under the right circumstances.
Sure, sure.
I also know a lot of shitheads who've done a lot of mushrooms.
jordan holmes
Yes, but they are all for universal basic income, Dan.
dan friesen
I don't know if they are.
It does not solve anything.
It's not a miracle cure.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
It's not like, oh, if you're living in a contradiction, you...
Take mushrooms, it straightens you out.
jordan holmes
That's how it always works.
dan friesen
What kind of hippy-dippy bullshit is this?
jordan holmes
Every story that I've ever heard about hallucinogenics has been, oh man, it straightened out my political philosophy.
That's what it did.
dan friesen
Made sure all those inconsistencies I had in my head just went away, resolved everything.
jordan holmes
The thing that I thought most on my trip was just like, a progressive tax policy does work as intended.
dan friesen
I expect...
This, like, in a bong circle with a guy coming out of the mouth of someone wearing, like...
Blown glass necklace on a hemp braid.
That's what I expect.
I don't expect this out of a hundred millionaire who's almost 50. Have some dignity, sir.
jordan holmes
What?
He didn't get to be a hundred millionaire by having dignity or learning things.
He got to a hundred million by being a guy who took shrooms.
Okay?
unidentified
You gotta wave a magic wand and everybody in the world does shrooms.
dan friesen
Especially the people who believe things that aren't true.
Like the person I'm sitting right next to.
jordan holmes
Why do we always make the people most deserving of a slap to the face the most famous and rich people available?
dan friesen
And good at martial arts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So this next clip, Alex reveals that he's probably taken some hallucinogens.
He might have even done acid with Joey Diaz.
jordan holmes
Watch out.
dan friesen
Or he got dosed by Joey Diaz and pissed his pants.
jordan holmes
One way or the other.
alex jones
What was the UFC you invited me to in Houston?
Like eight, nine years ago with Joey Diaz.
joe rogan
Didn't you guys allegedly do acid, allegedly?
alex jones
Well, let's not go.
No, let's go back.
Joey Diaz.
unidentified
That was another time.
alex jones
Joey Diaz hands me a cookie in Houston.
joe rogan
I see you.
alex jones
We ate Mexican food.
unidentified
Yes.
alex jones
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
He goes, "Hey, I was like, whatever, Graham." I couldn't get out of the chair.
So I'm sitting, I'm watching the whole day of five, and I'm like, "Hey, you can't get out of the chair." And finally, you're up there announcing and I'm pissing my pants.
unidentified
I swear to God.
joe rogan
Did we go to dinner that night?
alex jones
We did.
I was like crawling around the ground.
joe rogan
And you couldn't imagine.
You were like, how high did I get?
dan friesen
Pillar of Christianity.
Destroyer of globalists.
Guy who got dosed by Joey Diaz and pissed his pants at a UFC fight.
Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
See, now that's where I would like to be...
I want to see Joey Diaz roast Alex while he's tripping.
That would be hilarious.
dan friesen
I can't provide that while he's tripping, but there was a time, like, way back when Joey Diaz came to Infowars Studios with Rogan.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
dan friesen
Yeah, we can cover that in a future episode.
jordan holmes
I like a good Diaz.
I like a good Diaz.
dan friesen
It's really tough, though, because he's screaming at Alex.
jordan holmes
Wow, that sounds right.
dan friesen
It's something that I've always thought about.
Like, yeah, maybe we'll do that for an episode.
But I remember way back, I tried to prepare it, and it was just like, holy shit, this is incoherent.
unidentified
But maybe it'd be fun to go back now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds like Joey.
I like it.
dan friesen
I pissed my pants.
jordan holmes
Alex and I got a way crazy time.
unidentified
I dosed Alex with way too much THC, and he smells like piss.
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy wouldn't survive in prison.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip, Joe, this is another instance where I take him to task.
I think that this is him revealing what his goals were with having Alex on his podcast.
And I would say that this is not what he does.
joe rogan
One of the goals, and this is real, one of the goals that I wanted to achieve is to have people consider that there's people that have wildly different ideas that you do.
That may be good guys.
So there's maybe people that have ideas of you and I wanted them to consider that maybe that's a good guy.
And if you and Alex were hanging out with me and Eddie Bravo and we were all in a room together, we would be fucking laughing.
We would be laughing hard.
We'd be having a lot of fun.
It would be fun.
It'd be ridiculous.
And if you're not in that room, it's easy to judge.
dan friesen
Well, guess what?
Guess who's not in that room?
The millions of people who are watching.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're saying, like, oh, yeah, I just wanted to show that it's a fun experience to hang out with Alex Jones.
But meanwhile...
The people who are watching aren't going to have that fun experience.
What they are going to see is me fumble and accidentally validate all of the lies that he's trying to disseminate.
And, hey, man, like, I don't know.
Was Pol Pot a fun guy to drink with?
Could you have done a podcast with him?
Like, I know that's probably an extreme example, but, like, yeah, okay.
Yeah, you can get along with people who are, like, gerbils.
unidentified
Is he fun?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
Let's hope we never find out.
jordan holmes
I don't think so.
I just don't think he was that kind of guy.
dan friesen
Probably not.
But you know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
He was a real Sudoku guy.
He wasn't really a hangout.
dan friesen
Joe is basically saying that his goal was to launder Alex to his audience by virtue of seeing how much fun we can hang out with.
jordan holmes
Furthermore, hey, how about fuck you?
How about fuck you?
You would have fun if you were in a room with me and Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo.
What if you were a fucking Muslim woman?
dan friesen
Not much fun.
jordan holmes
Not much fun to have the guy across from you who is saying shit like I am.
I want you to die.
Yeah, a trans person.
What if you were not a white guy?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Huh?
dan friesen
Well, Eddie's a person of color.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Anyway, look, here's what I would say.
jordan holmes
Eddie's Eddie.
dan friesen
Here's what I would say.
If this was your goal...
Then you have a responsibility to not allow Alex to talk about anything conspiracy-related or anything political on your show.
If your goal was just to talk about how fun Alex is, you guys have an interview and a talk where you get drunk and talk about college football and high school and, like, talk about that stuff.
You do not talk about the globalists.
You don't talk about his bullshit because then that intersects with where his misinformation is.
jordan holmes
And you especially don't turn it into a callback that you can always go back to and say, hey, look!
We had him on our show, and he checked out.
So if you think something's wrong, I'll tell you, he checked out when I looked into him.
dan friesen
It's a perfect case of wanting to play both games at the same time.
It's like, I wanted to show the world that you were fun by getting fucked up with you and tacitly supporting your conspiracies.
Like, that's not...
You can't pretend that you're fact-checking him and showing that he's fun, because you're doing neither.
jordan holmes
It's almost as though he grew up kind of choosing the path of least resistance, you know, to just kind of get along with everybody around him and just kind of not make anybody too mad.
That could be how you form your identity, Dan.
dan friesen
So I will say that Joe is not comfortable with how much Alex wants to talk about how famous he is.
alex jones
What is it like to be...
You know, the main oracle, because you can say, like, you know, Jimmy Carson was this guy.
unidentified
Jimmy?
alex jones
Walter Cronkite was that guy.
You're kind of that fused together.
You have the audience are bigger.
When every other media has been atomized, M4 is a close second or whatever, but it doesn't matter.
It's not about that.
You're in the position of being the oracle.
What is that like?
Oracle Adelphi right now.
joe rogan
Well, you're definitely not helping me with your weird description of what I do, because it's not accurate, nor is it respectful.
It's ridiculous.
dan friesen
He's a little bit more playful when he's saying it.
It sounded like he was actually saying that's disrespectful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's been a little bit more playful than that sounded.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's a little tongue-in-cheeking.
dan friesen
But he is uncomfortable, and he should be.
That's fucking weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would not be comfortable with that.
dan friesen
Joe interviews people and has informal conversations that go too long, and Alex is like, you're the Oracle of Delphi.
You're basically Walter Cronkite and Jimmy Carson.
jordan holmes
Oh, Jimmy Carson.
Oh, man.
He had some of those great jokes.
He used to wear a turban.
dan friesen
Joe Rogan actually was on Jimmy Carson.
He got waved over to the love seat.
jordan holmes
Made his career.
Made his career.
Overnight success.
dan friesen
That's how he got in at the store.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Oh, Jimmy Carson.
dan friesen
So one of the things that I think was a big point that I made early on in our podcast, and I maybe make it less now because I don't like him nearly as much as I used to.
Not to say that I used to like Alex, but I certainly dislike him more.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I actively dislike him a lot more.
But one thing that I still do believe, but I think is probably less important, is that...
The role that he used to fill is kind of a good role in society.
The kind of guy who will freak you out.
And maybe it's your brother's friend or something who tells you about the CIA or whatever.
That is a voice that there is a place for in society.
A conspiracy theorist who, you know, doesn't behave the way that Alex does.
A guy who's not also...
jordan holmes
Who can't hurt anybody.
dan friesen
A complete racist, bigot monster, anti-Semite, throwing around demon shit all the time.
jordan holmes
Somebody without malice.
dan friesen
Yeah.
There is a place for that.
And I think, Joe, like, he touches on, like, why Alex has anything.
And it's because there was a place that he fit in before.
joe rogan
You've taught me a lot of things, and this is very important.
Like I said earlier on the show about people using other departments or other law enforcement or whatever to start smashing.
polite protests and turning them into violent protests.
Until you showed me all that stuff about agent provocateurs, I really had no idea that anybody would ever think like that.
I had this naive perspective that I think a lot of people have, that people that are in government and people that are in...
So, there is a role that can be filled of, like...
dan friesen
Discussing these kinds of topics that often aren't necessarily front and center.
There's a value to that.
But unfortunately, the double edge of this clip is it so clearly demonstrates why what Alex is doing nowadays is useless.
Like, yes, in the 90s, Alex woke you up to the idea of agent provocateurs.
That is his niche.
That's what he should be.
He strayed too far and ended up being a guy who can shift into psychic spaces.
His lore is a little too complicated now.
His skill set is absurd.
jordan holmes
He's a show that went on too long.
He's ending the way Game of Thrones did.
dan friesen
I think he's a victim of his own success.
Yeah, probably.
Whatever the reason he got millions of dollars and ended up in that flashy-ass studio, it's the detriment of his career.
He could probably...
Probably have lived out a pretty successful, making a good living, being a conspiracy theory talk show host.
But he got too big for his breaches, and now this is embarrassing.
jordan holmes
No, comedians are funnier when they're on the bus.
I've never dreamt of being famous.
I've always just wanted to be a comic who lived his life as a comic.
I want to live...
Comic life.
I don't want millions.
I definitely don't want $100 million.
dan friesen
You want enough.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, having too much might end up being...
It might make you unable to do whatever it is you need to do.
Totally.
Because once you start going down this road and you start worrying about, like, pill sales and all this, you start to think about, like, what are the things that I'm doing that gets the most attention from people?
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And then...
It's no longer, hey, here's a boring conversation about the reality of agent provocateurs and what you need to know about the history of this tactic.
It now becomes everybody is pretending that they have relatives who have died because it's exciting, because it excites the internet and it gets you traffic.
Because your incentive is no longer to educate or whatever, if that was his intention at the beginning.
I guess.
It's now a marketing-based thing.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's, you know, the idea of not trying to be a millionaire and doing every single possible step you can take to get there is radical socialist commie bullshit, Dan, and you're on my list.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
So, whereas Alex, 30 years ago, turned Joe on to agent provocateurs, this is what he does now.
alex jones
I'm in Arizona three weeks ago.
I got a call from the White House.
High level.
joe rogan
High level.
alex jones
Well, I mean, you know, Trump's son.
I'll just say it's not about name dropping.
And they go, you need to look into Dominion and Communist China and Switzerland and all this stuff.
They go, call this guy.
This guy calls me up from, like, this big company and tells me all this stuff.
And so I hire a company to look at it.
We get all the SEC documents.
They're on InfoWars.
It's all the news today.
And I asked him, I said, Why are you telling me this?
We've chosen you as the conduit.
I'm almost like, is that to discredit it?
Because they've said I'm discredited.
joe rogan
That's the thing.
They can do that with someone.
dan friesen
That's full of shit.
He just took that from QAnon Twitter accounts and stuff.
That was just a conspiracy that he laundered.
But it's interesting there at the end when he's talking about, are they doing this to discredit me?
jordan holmes
That moment of self-reflection was very strange.
dan friesen
Why would Trump's son do that?
You forgot that you said that he was your source.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This doesn't make any sense.
jordan holmes
I mean, it does make sense if you think that they're trying to discredit him.
dan friesen
He's just lying and telling these intriguing stories to Joe to keep his attention.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he just keeps lying.
joe rogan
What's the percentage of people that vote?
alex jones
Usually it's about 60% in a national election, about 49% in an off-year election, up down to 40. But with the whole metric with Trump, they had an overturn of about 90% Democrat.
joe rogan
How many?
alex jones
80% Republican turnout, yeah.
joe rogan
How many?
What?
alex jones
They had 90% Democrat turnout.
jordan holmes
90?
alex jones
90%.
It's statistically fake.
jordan holmes
It's never happened.
joe rogan
It's a fraud.
unidentified
It's a fraud.
alex jones
It's a fraud proof.
No, they just used all Democrat voters.
joe rogan
Right, but do you know that for a fact?
alex jones
Look it up.
They had like 87% of Democrats voted, yeah.
dan friesen
In the 2020 election, there was a 66.7% voter turnout.
Alex was just making shit up and saying it confidently, which allows him to lie to Joe's face and not get called on it.
Because Joe is attached to the messenger, and Alex knows that, he's exploiting it.
But the end goal is attention.
The end goal is attention.
He lies to Joe in order to disseminate this information, and because Joe doesn't have the wherewithal to push back on and be like, oh, fuck yourself, there's no way there's a 90% Democrat turnout.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Because he doesn't have that, or maybe he doesn't want to cause conflict or whatever, whatever reason, these talking points end up being laundered to Joe's audience.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
If people look up to Joe and they respect him, he's sitting there and he's allowing this point to stand.
jordan holmes
Tacit endorsement, yeah.
dan friesen
Exactly.
But again, the goal is attention.
And you can see that very clearly in this clip.
joe rogan
Imagine being like the hot chick back in like 1963.
alex jones
The cum dump.
joe rogan
Well, let's look at it in a respectful way, Alex.
Jesus Christ.
The hot chick back in 62 when there wasn't that many of them.
You know, there was no Instagram models.
alex jones
Marilyn, come dump a row.
joe rogan
How dare you?
You keep saying that.
alex jones
The meme gold here is like beyond.
joe rogan
What's that?
alex jones
This is like the meme gold.
It's beyond.
joe rogan
Meme gold?
Okay.
Wow.
dan friesen
That's the cringiest shit I've ever heard.
Just, he's so tickled by the idea that him saying cum dump is gonna be meme gold.
Oh, they're gonna meme this so much!
jordan holmes
I can't think of it.
I don't want you to play this on our show.
It's so gross.
dan friesen
It's really disgusting.
jordan holmes
It's disgusting!
dan friesen
Yeah.
There's two different kinds of disgusting.
There's the obvious disgusting.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
And then there's the disgusting of, like...
How transparently pathetic is this?
How badly you want someone to make a meme out of you?
Someone should make a meme of all the times he's desperately begging to have memes made of him.
Because that's the reality of this.
Everything that he's saying that's kind of gross and offensive is then tagged with, I'm trying to get the memes going.
So sad.
Also sad.
Alex makes a claim about something that Bill Gates said on Japanese TV.
And because they're doing this and then putting it out later, Alex is able to drop in proof of his claim.
Which they do about four or five times.
None of it proves anything.
But this is the most egregious example.
This is outrageous.
And Joe, if you're listening, which I know you're not, I would say listen to this.
Listen to the proof that Alex tagged on.
He had all the time in the world to find the proof that he needed.
jordan holmes
Edit it later?
Put it back in.
dan friesen
This is what he chose.
This is your guy.
alex jones
Bill Gates said, oh, don't worry.
The Japanese TV goes, this is going to kill people.
He goes, it's for other countries.
The printer goes, oh.
joe rogan
I don't know if exactly what you said is representative of what Wes said.
alex jones
How many times have I told you?
joe rogan
A lot.
But when you go down crazy town...
alex jones
He was on Japanese TV.
joe rogan
I don't have a map of the territory.
alex jones
He said it more defended.
He goes...
He's on Japanese TV and they go, you know, a vaccine cause damage.
People don't like it.
jordan holmes
Jesus, man.
alex jones
They claim you want to be popular.
He goes, Japan, China, the United States are not the target.
We have special vaccines for other countries.
He goes, oh, yes, sir.
I mean, it was like...
He said that?
joe rogan
Can I see that?
Can you show me that?
I've done this because I've got to pee again.
alex jones
I'll take a piss.
I'll find it.
We'll do it right now.
bill gates
I'd say it's ironic if you take somebody who's doing their best to get the world ready and putting, in my case, billions of dollars into these tools for infectious diseases and really trying to solve broadly infectious diseases, including those that can cause pandemics.
But we're in a crazy situation, so there's going to be crazy rumors.
I hope, whether it's individuals or countries, We need to make it without just focusing on one country.
We need to make it for the entire world, including for countries that don't have the resources to pay for vaccine research or vaccine factories.
You know, they're actually in many ways should be the priority for what we do.
unidentified
That's the whole clip that Alex plays.
jordan holmes
He played that clip?
dan friesen
To prove that Bill Gates went on Japanese TV and said, Japan, China, US, you guys get a different vaccine.
jordan holmes
I really feel like that proved the opposite of what he was saying.
dan friesen
It certainly didn't prove anything.
jordan holmes
It didn't prove anything.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It kind of proved that Bill didn't say that.
dan friesen
It kind of proves that Alex makes shit up, or he has such a flimsy grasp on reality that he hears that clip, and that's what he thinks Bill Gates is saying.
jordan holmes
He has to believe that that's, like, he's so smart, he's reading in between the lines.
dan friesen
I would assume that.
That's the most generous explanation.
jordan holmes
That's the only thing that makes sense.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Because that literally says everyone should get the vaccine and we should focus on countries who can't make it for themselves.
dan friesen
Yeah, they should be a priority.
Yeah.
Because it is also a global issue as opposed to one country's problem to solve.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't, like...
I like to say I don't get it.
I don't understand.
But there are a limited number of explanations.
One is Alex is intentionally misleading.
The second is he is a consumer of bullshit news sites.
And he thinks he's never watched the clip.
He just has read a headline about it from National File or whatever.
And he thinks that's what it said.
Or he watched it and that's what he interpreted it as.
And it's completely...
Erroneous.
jordan holmes
Putting it in later, it's so confusing.
dan friesen
It's not confusing.
jordan holmes
Why would you do that, you know?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I mean, I think that there are some words that you can say that sound very similar.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And depending on what you think the word is, is what you will hear.
jordan holmes
I could be.
dan friesen
I think that Alex would probably assume that he's implanted the idea that that's what Bill Gates was saying.
So if you hear that, if you think Alex knows shit, that's how you'll interpret it.
jordan holmes
You'll be primed for the correct interpretation of his.
dan friesen
That's what I assume he thinks.
jordan holmes
It's almost like a fucking gaslighting three-pointer.
It's like, I'm going to tell you what you're about to hear doesn't say what you're about to hear.
dan friesen
Yeah, or you just think people will just not really pay attention.
jordan holmes
Probably true.
dan friesen
And you're like, oh, he played a clip of Bill Gates, it must have said.
jordan holmes
Rogan's in the bathroom!
I'll skip this part.
dan friesen
Listen, Rogan's fans are the meatheads and the potheads.
Like, you know, you can trick them.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That is fair.
That is fair.
dan friesen
So, once again, Joe takes issue with people who critique his podcast interview with Alex.
jordan holmes
So strange.
dan friesen
And this one is also not a good point.
joe rogan
Well, there was a lot of people that got tricked.
They got tricked into thinking that the podcast was something other than what it was.
And they read someone else's description.
And more people do that than listen.
Because, you know, we did three hours plus, right?
How many?
jordan holmes
How many did we do?
joe rogan
320 or something like that?
Something crazy.
There's no way they listened.
There's someone they don't like for three hours and 20 minutes.
Like, why would they do that?
dan friesen
Yeah, why would we do that?
jordan holmes
All right, Joe, that's a personal insult.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That one, that is personal.
joe rogan
That hurts.
jordan holmes
That one's personal.
That is not abroad.
These liberals are doing it.
That's you specifically, Dan.
unidentified
Why?
dan friesen
You know, what's most tragic about that is I don't have a good answer.
jordan holmes
I don't have a good answer either.
dan friesen
Why would people listen to hours of someone they hate?
jordan holmes
That was a good question.
That's a good question.
Also, don't...
dan friesen
You just described my job.
jordan holmes
Don't you dare say 20 hours like, oh, look at how much work we did.
Screw you.
We've put more time in talking about you dudes.
Talk!
dan friesen
Yeah, but I mean, I do understand that deflection of like, it was really long.
People couldn't have possibly listened to it if they thought it was shit.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And like, no.
I mean, I'm more primed to listen to something that I think is shit than something that is...
Like, this was way more painful than Joe's episode.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
dan friesen
And granted, this is four hours, that was three and a half or whatever, but, like, Alex was hot-dogging on Joe's show, which at least makes some kind of an entertainment value.
And Joe knows that this is his platform, and he has to have some semblance of trying.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so, like, those dynamics played out on Joe's show, which made it a little bit more of...
Interesting than this, which is long stretches.
Of nothing.
jordan holmes
No, this is two dudes.
dan friesen
And Alex being like, you're so famous.
jordan holmes
This is a two-person.
Let's make a meme.
This is a two-person smoke circle, and that's the worst possibly to be in.
dan friesen
Alex doesn't have the showmanship chops to carry this as a show.
So being on Alex's turf is a problem.
Joe is not as good when he's a guest as he is when he's on his own show, because he'll just talk about how he ate.
Or drank some coffee that a civet shit out.
jordan holmes
A civet shit it out!
Do you get it?
Isn't that gross?
But it's good!
How can that be?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I just...
I feel like this must have been an apology.
jordan holmes
Something?
dan friesen
I feel like this has to be a thing where Rogan said, you can't come on my election special.
jordan holmes
I'll go on your show.
dan friesen
But I won't be on your actual show.
We'll just get drunk and record something.
I feel like it has to be something like that.
Some kind of olive branch.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It's a real bummer.
dan friesen
There is no point for this to exist other than for them to try and get attention.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's absurd.
jordan holmes
Unlike Wild Mountain Time, which exists only for itself, Dan.
dan friesen
Sure.
So we have one last clip, and it's Alex really summing things up well, and I think Joe nails it.
alex jones
All right.
Well, I've been on air 27 years, and Joe Rogan, I want to thank you for everything.
I want to say this is the best four hours I've ever spent.
Thank you so much, my friend.
joe rogan
That's what's outrageous about this world.
That's what's outrageous.
What is it?
This could be your best show.
This was nonsense.
dan friesen
It is nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I like ideas, man.
I do.
I like ideas.
That's why I like listening to things that I don't agree with.
I like listening to Alex Jones because I like finding...
First of all, I mean, he says stupid things like Alex with guns and shit.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
There are certain things that just wouldn't normally come up in conversations of people I enjoy and I find interesting.
Sure.
Podcasts that I would listen to for pleasure.
Certainly a lot of those things wouldn't be overlapping with Alex.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's why I listen to stuff like Project Camelot.
I like ideas.
jordan holmes
Weirdest ideas that you can possibly get.
Let's fly in the face of danger and see if something might be true.
What if one thing is true, Dan?
Just like Joe was saying.
Just because he's lied a million times doesn't mean you won't find that one grain of gold.
dan friesen
I didn't know about that civic coffee.
jordan holmes
There we go.
We did it.
dan friesen
Outside of that, I don't think there was any ideas that were interesting that were presented on this show.
I think it was a disaster.
I think it was stupid.
jordan holmes
I just...
Here's a thought that I have never been able to escape ever since I was, like, really, really young.
unidentified
You gotta escape this thought.
jordan holmes
It's helped me so far.
Like, whenever I was, like, ten years old, I remember hearing all of my friends have this conversation, and I remember being in the middle of it talking about it, and I remember thinking, there's no possible way that ten-year-olds in 1990 bleh are having a new or interesting thought.
So...
If I am having a conversation, think for a second.
Did somebody have this conversation several thousand years ago?
And then maybe just read.
Maybe read instead of being like, so here's what I think about the universe and what we should do is we should give everybody, you know, like, we gotta get rid of tribalism and we gotta do shrooms and like, hey, maybe somebody's fucking thought about it before.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
That is a perspective that it's important to have.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I do agree with you on that.
I think that exploring ideas conversationally is a fun pastime and I think that that's what a lot of people do in college.
Sure.
And I think that it's what people do socially.
I think it's a fun thing to do with friends.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
I don't know if it's always productive.
I certainly know from listening to this that it's not entertaining.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's a good one.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I come away with this.
I tried to really distill down the points that run through this, because there are trends, and all I could come up with are...
Left versus right tribalism.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That seems to be a thing that Joe really wants to talk about.
jordan holmes
It's all about interpretation.
There's no possible way that somebody could be correct.
dan friesen
You gotta overcome tribalism.
Joe really wants to point that out.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Alex wants to talk about how famous Joe is and how great it is that he's on Spotify.
And then Alex just is too overt and too obvious about his wanting to be a meme.
jordan holmes
Desperation, yeah.
dan friesen
It's tragic.
Like, I keep saying it's cringeworthy, but that's the only way I can describe it.
It's exposing his vulnerable underbelly of desperation.
jordan holmes
I mean, what's wild to me is, ostensibly, these are two professional broadcasters.
How can you have this boring of a conversation when you've been doing this?
Or some facsimile of this job, this very job that you are doing, for 20 or 30 years, and you come up with this?
This is what you've got.
dan friesen
And one of the people is the Jimmy Carson of our time.
jordan holmes
The Jimmy Carson of our times, man!
You're wasting him!
dan friesen
And the other one's a close second.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you are no Ed McMahon, sir.
dan friesen
No.
So, there you go, folks.
You got it.
jordan holmes
There it is.
dan friesen
You wanted it, you got it.
jordan holmes
You got stuff like Everybody Should Do Shrooms.
dan friesen
I think I might have also only decided to do this episode because I came up with the title for it long in advance, and that was Fourth Try, Not a Charm.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
Because this stunk.
But we'll be back on Monday with a discussion of whether or not Alex moved to D.C. and is living in a tenement camp.
jordan holmes
Let's hope he is.
dan friesen
Fingers crossed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that'll be good news.
dan friesen
We'll be back then.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
You bet it is.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
And go to bed, Jordan.
unidentified
Dramatic timing.
Thank you.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out those still doing God's work.
unidentified
Yeah, we'll be back.
dan friesen
Until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
unidentified
Hey, hey, hey.
dan friesen
Why don't you try out that rifle?
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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