Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the intermediate period after Alex Jones returned from DC, and before he left for Georgia. In this installment, Alex talks to some violent weirdos, warns of gun-wielding robots, and sits through a caller relaying a dream from 16 years ago.
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
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I love you. | |
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
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Dan! | |
| Jordan! | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today is Socrates. | ||
| Socrates. | ||
| And that it is know thyself. | ||
| Oh, it wasn't just the word Socrates. | ||
| No, it is the Oracle of Delphi. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Whatever the fuck. | ||
| Know thyself. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because I started to think about stuff earlier this week, and I was thinking about, like, what do I know about myself? | ||
| Well, I like spicy stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's a good starting point. | ||
| I just so happened to have a spice challenge sitting around that we were going to eat on camera. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The nuts. | ||
| No, it wasn't the nuts. | ||
| It was the white chocolate bar. | ||
| Oh, the white chocolate bar. | ||
| White Lightning, I believe, is the name of it. | ||
| And I bought this white chocolate bar that has a bunch of chilies in it because I was like, hey, that sounds interesting. | ||
| Second, they were giving meals to charity for every bar that they sold. | ||
| So it was sort of a charity drive. | ||
| I was like, I'll buy this and we'll try it and we'll have some fun. | ||
| Now, it was sitting on my counter and I thought to myself, would I enjoy this? | ||
| Without an audience? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Would I enjoy this spice, like, crazy hot thing without the added element of people watching me eat it? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Can I enjoy this without it being content? | ||
| And now we get to know thyself. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I don't like spicy stuff that much. | ||
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Because I ate about half of it alone. | |
| And I thought it was terrible. | ||
| It sucked. | ||
| I don't know if I'm getting older or what, but it was unpleasant. | ||
| I found it to be too much. | ||
| It hurt. | ||
| It's all punctured. | ||
| You don't like fucking spicy things. | ||
| You don't like seltzers. | ||
| You're not going to like vinegars anymore. | ||
| All these plants are alive. | ||
| They're all fake. | ||
| All this shit is bullshit, Dan. | ||
| It's all about worms now. | ||
| Are you actually listening to this show? | ||
| Is this just you and me? | ||
| I have all these sock puppet accounts. | ||
| Are you trolling me with the greatest troll it is? | ||
| I have fake addresses I'm sending buttons to. | ||
| Yes, that is what's going on. | ||
| That would be a good scam. | ||
| I still really like spicy stuff, but I don't like really spicy stuff, I think. | ||
| You know, I don't know. | ||
| Maybe it was late 20s, early 30s. | ||
| I was in a real extreme spice kind of place. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Got your picture on a wall everywhere? | ||
| Sure, I've achieved. | ||
| I've achieved something. | ||
| And I think that maybe it's just over for me, for the extreme spice. | ||
| So I will be getting a hot as opposed to an extra hot at the Thai place in the future. | ||
| And I think that's okay. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| That is okay. | ||
| That is my bright spot, is accepting that about myself. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| How about you? | ||
| My bright spot, Dan, is piano solos. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Piano solos is my bright spot. | ||
| Well, actually, this is a mix of a great bright spot and a bit of a sad note. | ||
| The outro to Layla? | ||
| Very sad. | ||
| Nicely done. | ||
| I was listening to Yoko Kanno play the piano solo on Adieu from the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, and it's a really, really good piano solo. | ||
| Second only to the outro from Layla. | ||
| It's very Thelonious Monk in its syncopation. | ||
| It's really, really good. | ||
| And then I was thinking about my favorite pianist of all time is Keith Jarrett. | ||
| Do you know who Keith Jarrett is? | ||
| I do not. | ||
| He is a jazz pianist who will give these literally hour and a half long... | ||
| Improvised piano concerts where it's basically just him for an hour and a half. | ||
| And he's fucking riveting. | ||
| His music is beautiful and he is incredible. | ||
| He's a dynamite performer. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| And I just found out that he had a stroke. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| Yeah, and he's lost the ability to use his right hand. | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| It's one of his hands, though. | ||
| So he'll probably never play live again. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| Maybe he'll be the Def Leppard drummer of piano. | ||
| If anybody could do it, I'm telling you, he is incredible. | ||
| So I'm pouring one out for Keith Jarrett's hand until such time as it recovers. | ||
| That's very sentimental, and we're wishing the best. | ||
| Yeah, if you get the chance, listen to one of his live albums. | ||
| I want to transition into a less sad thought, more of like why my brain is bad. | ||
| I was thinking the whole time you were talking, we've had pianos for a very long time now. | ||
| I can't imagine anyone's doing anything new with them. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| I don't, like, you're telling me about how great he is. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I was like, yeah, I think we've done the piano stuff. | ||
| Let's start talking about numbers. | ||
| How many keys does a piano have? | ||
| 88, baby. | ||
| How many different possible combinations of 88 over any number of measures are there? | ||
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Well, I mean, some of them don't sound good. | |
| That's why you're looking for the good ones, Dan. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But we've had a lot of time. | ||
| Sure, just because there are an... | ||
| Infinite number of possible combinations. | ||
| You say that. | ||
| Because it's true! | ||
| Yeah, I think I might be done with all music. | ||
| We did it, guys. | ||
| Wrap it up. | ||
| We got all the music we need. | ||
| Now, see, here's why my brain doesn't work again. | ||
| You're like, let's talk numbers. | ||
| I'm like, yeah, wait, we've done everything we can with numbers, too. | ||
| What about the set of infinite numbers? | ||
| I'm in a weird headspace. | ||
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A set of whole numbers is infinite. | |
| Anyway, Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode to go over. | ||
| We're talking about November 16th and 17th, 2020. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| This is 2020. | ||
| Sounds good. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| That's right. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| We're doing it. | ||
| Wow, you're leaning into the end of the year. | ||
| I finally reached it. | ||
| It's 11... | ||
| How many... | ||
| This has been, what? | ||
| 11 months. | ||
| 100 episodes since you started doing, Dan, this is 2020. | ||
| I gotta accept it sooner or later. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's just how it's gotta go. | ||
| Sometimes submission is what you need. | ||
| Sometimes you need to submit to the universe. | ||
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It does. | |
| And when the universe insists on saying this thing... | ||
| I'm gonna be honest, it feels a little bit like the end of 1984 with this bit here. | ||
| I just love the government now, Dan. | ||
| Great! | ||
| I'm Dan, this is the government. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So, this is a stretch of time that I think is a little bit of a stopgap. | ||
| We're talking about beginning of this week, Monday and Tuesday. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And there's a reason. | ||
| And our Monday episode will pick up on Wednesday and go through the rest of the week. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Everybody who's listened to this probably already knows, Alex has gone down to Atlanta. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because there's a protestant to do, and he's got to try and stop the steal. | ||
| He's on his... | ||
| And I kind of feel like that's an extension of the caravan. | ||
| Alex went down to Georgia looking for an election to steal. | ||
| That's what's happening here. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| So, I just... | ||
| Hold on to that part. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alex is going to Georgia and doing all this stuff. | ||
| And it's not obviously part of the caravan. | ||
| And the caravan went through Atlanta on its way up to D.C. So they've already just been there. | ||
| But it kind of has the same spiritual energy of Info Wars on the road. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| It's a bit of a sequel. | ||
| Yeah, so Monday we'll have the sequel of Alex's adventure in Atlanta. | ||
| And this is this interstitial period where Alex is back in Austin in studio. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And complaining a whole bunch. | ||
| It's kind of like Steve Coogan and Rob Bryden in The Trip. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So we'll get down to business on this episode, but before we do, we've got to take a moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show. | ||
| That's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Gaptoothkilla, thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
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| Next, Andrew G., thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Andrew. | ||
| Were you about to say Andrew Dice Clay? | ||
| WK. | ||
| Okay, I gotcha. | ||
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Alright. | |
| Next, another lunatic. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Another lunatic. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Bill in Virginia Warren. | ||
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| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, Bill in Virginia. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, creator. | ||
| And it's spelled C-R-E-8-H-E-R. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, creator! | ||
| Thank you so much! | ||
| Next, Dave, thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Dave! | ||
| Thank you, Dave! | ||
| I like a good Dave. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Serengeti. | ||
| Do you like the movie, Dave? | ||
| Uh, no, not a fan. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Had nothing to say in follow-up to that. | ||
| Nope, nope, we're good. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| Next, Tiger High eats license plates and ChaiCom globalists. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| That stuff. | ||
| And finally, like I say, thank you to a couple people who donated on an elevated level. | ||
| We appreciate that very much. | ||
| So Chris E., thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| And Sarah McEff., thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Crikey, mate. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| Have yourself a brew. | ||
| How's your 401k doing, bro? | ||
| All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right? | ||
| Let's just get down to business. | ||
| We ain't making that money off that heroin. | ||
| Why are you pimp so good? | ||
| My neck is freakishly large. | ||
| I declare Infowar on you. | ||
| Thank you so much, Chris, and thank you so much, Sarah. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much to the both of you. | ||
| If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoyed the show, I'd like to support these gents too, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button to support the show. | ||
| We would appreciate it. | ||
| Indeed we would. | ||
| Or. | ||
| Or, what you could do, if you find yourself filled with a generous spirit and you need to express that, find your way over to a little device that has 88 keys on it and play one of the 10 approved songs that Dan allows, and then use that generous spirit to express music in a way that gets you to local charity or bail fund. | ||
| I lost it a little bit at the end because of your bitter rage towards pianos. | ||
| You think there's actually 10? | ||
| How many would you bet? | ||
| Six. | ||
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Six? | |
| Anyway, here's another context drop for today's show. | ||
| Sounds good. | ||
| God acts through math, and math tells us that the Democrats cheated. | ||
| This is just logic. | ||
| This makes sense. | ||
| You can't refute that. | ||
| I'm just real done with God. | ||
| I'm just real done with God. | ||
| He acts through math. | ||
| So in this first clip where we start off the show, Alex, boy, he... | ||
| I think on our last episode, he had to go off air or threatened to go off air twice. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| He's now switching it up and just going off air as soon as the show begins. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| We have massive breaking news. | ||
| I actually have to go off air here for a few minutes and talk to some insiders. | ||
| I'll leave it at that. | ||
| On how the Clintons are now stealing Georgia, preparing to criminally certify it, and how serious the situation is. | ||
| But we have a path forward. | ||
| First, I want to play a little bit of my speech. | ||
| Yesterday, again, I'm your host, Alex Jones. | ||
| No, no, no, no, they're not. | ||
| They're not estimating that. | ||
| Who is estimating that? | ||
| Him? | ||
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Alex's? | |
| They is doing a lot of work there. | ||
| So Alex is getting this information that they're trying to steal Georgia. | ||
| And so as we know, by the end of this, Alex will head to Atlanta to meet up with Ali Alexander, who's doing the Stop the Steal thing. | ||
| Doing great stuff. | ||
| And I wanted to stop you before you started talking about Alex going down to Georgia. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Because I've written a song. | ||
| Now... | ||
| I'm sorry for stepping on your one of six songs. | ||
| I do think that this episode is not as good as I want it to be. | ||
| There's not as much happening. | ||
| Alex is kind of... | ||
| Just talking about how Georgia needs to, it's on his mind, and how it needs to, they need to take it over, and what have you. | ||
| And so I thought, as a bonus to the audience and to the people, I would write my own version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia, but about Alex and Ali Alexander. | ||
| Do you have accompaniment? | ||
| No. | ||
| No? | ||
| Do you want to get a piano? | ||
| Certainly not. | ||
| Oh, damn it! | ||
| I might do some mouth sounds, though. | ||
| Okay, all right. | ||
| I'll take that. | ||
| Alex went down to Georgia. | ||
| He was looking to stop the steal. | ||
| His sales were down, his staff's a clown, and his situation is an ordeal. | ||
| When he came across this young man spinning a yarn and spinning it hot, Alex jumped up on top of his tank and said, Boy, let me tell you what. | ||
| Now you spin a mighty fine yarn, boy, but give the Texan his due. | ||
| I need your skills to sell my pills, but I'm still better than you. | ||
| The boy said, my name's Ali, and it might be unwise, but I'll join your scam to make some clams, because I only have shameful allies. | ||
| Meter was a little off. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm going to give that one to you. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| It's perfect so far. | ||
| Just keep on rolling. | ||
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Ali, rising up your theories and push your talking points hard. | |
| Because there's profit to make in Georgia and Alex is a blowhard. | ||
| If this works, the money and renown are all yours. | ||
| But if you don't, you'll end up working at Infowars. | ||
| Alex mumbled about his obsession with the unborn. | ||
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And fire... | |
| I might have to take that one from the top. | ||
| I'm gonna be honest with you. | ||
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You just don't get this from other political podcasts. | |
| You just don't. | ||
| Alex mumbled about his obsession with the unborn, and fire flew from his fingertips when he gripped his tiny bullhorn. | ||
| And he pushed the talk button, and there was a static hiss. | ||
| He'd forgotten to replace the battery, so it sounded something like this. | ||
| As Alex fumbled, Ali said, your tech problems are sad, old son. | ||
| I know you have a million-dollar studio, but let me show you how it's done. | ||
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Fraud in the votes, run, boys, run! | |
| All you have to do is say Dominion! | ||
| Pretend QAnon shit is solid info! | ||
| Is Roger Stone pulling my strings? | ||
| No, child, no. | ||
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*WrestleMania 1 Alex got a... | |
| I didn't think there was any way there was another verse. | ||
| There's a conclusion. | ||
| Sir, you are going for it. | ||
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There's a conclusion. | |
| Your commitment to this is fucking fantastic. | ||
| There's a story being told here. | ||
| No, I'm with you. | ||
| Alex got a misty look in his eye because he knew he'd met a friend, and he offered Allie his tiny bullhorn, handing it by the speaker end. | ||
| Allie said, can you call Larry Nichols about that congressional blackmail? | ||
| And I done told you once, you son of a bitch. | ||
| Stop extending the Easter sale. | ||
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So that's. | |
| Someone put that to music. | ||
| Before the show, you were telling me, Noah, it's been real hard to do any kind of thinky work. | ||
| You've been struggling. | ||
| Why do you do that? | ||
| Now I realize that it's just been the song. | ||
| It's just been the song. | ||
| That took me maybe half an hour. | ||
| Yeah, so someone put that to music. | ||
| Alex went down to Georgia. | ||
| They're going to stop the steal. | ||
| DJ Danerkey is going to turn that into an absolute banger. | ||
| I should hope so. | ||
| We're going to get number one on the Billboard charts. | ||
| So the Democrats, they're trying to steal that election in Georgia. | ||
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Why? | |
| They already won it, though. | ||
| Well, they're going to steal it. | ||
| And it better be, you know, Thursday apparently is the deadline. | ||
| We're recording this on Thursday. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I have been on the phone with people in the Trump campaign. | ||
| I've been on the phone with a lot of different top political strategists. | ||
| And for all intents and purposes, this election could be over for President Trump Thursday. | ||
| Last Thursday. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| He'll still not leave office because the fraud is real. | ||
| But it will give the perception that the election has been certified and it'll make the road towards the White House for the second. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| That will make things more challenging. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The process continuing to move along as it's supposed to will make... | ||
| Derailing the process more difficult. | ||
| My car being turned into a cube will make it difficult to drive from here on out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Having your wheels taken. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's a hindrance. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Having my feet cut off. | ||
| Will really make it harder to play football. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So Alex is not the only one who's heading down to Georgia. | ||
| Of course, Ali Alexander is going down there. | ||
| Some other noted weirdos. | ||
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Right. | |
| But Alex thinks that everybody needs to go to Georgia. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I would like to just point out, again, I don't want to keep beating a dead horse, and I love that caravan. | ||
| The caravan went to Georgia. | ||
| Yes, it did. | ||
| And it was wildly successful. | ||
| You already did this. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| It was wildly successful, and so they need to do it again. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You better start getting on the plane or in the car and heading to the capital of Georgia. | ||
| Can't remember what it is. | ||
| That is all unfolding right now. | ||
| Too many black people live there. | ||
| Because we can force the legislature to force the governor. | ||
| To order an emergency session and not certify it. | ||
| The legislature must stand up now that the governor, who works for the Clintons, not just his chief of staff, is the problem. | ||
| That's coming up next segment. | ||
| I gotta refuel, though, here. | ||
| We need funding. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I find this unconvincing, uninteresting. | ||
| Yeah, I'm a little bit blown away by the level to which they're willing to embarrass themselves without actually... | ||
| Are you talking about Rudy? | ||
| I'm talking about the whole kitten caboodle thing. | ||
| They're all teaming up to make everything a sick joke, and it's weirding me out because that suggests to me that we're going to have to escalate from sick joke to full-on military takeover, or they're just going to... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's not just going to go. | ||
| You notice how I escalated. | ||
| I wrote a parody song. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| He's not just going to go. | ||
| It's not just going to go. | ||
| So, here we go. | ||
| Let's ride this. | ||
| I don't know why everyone's acting like we can just wait and he'll just go. | ||
| Well, I think that's one of the reasons why I'm really glad that our show is about Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because at least I know he's full of shit. | ||
| I don't know what's going on in terms of other places, and that's very scary to me. | ||
| So I'd rather not have an opinion that people take too seriously on it. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Because I could be wrong. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I could misinterpret something. | ||
| With Alex. | ||
| Totally fine saying he is... | ||
| Full of shit. | ||
| Full of shit. | ||
| Trying to get attention and push extremist views. | ||
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Done and done. | |
| And we can handle that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then along the way, sometimes there's something really fun. | ||
| Like, look, hey, it's always fun to write a parody song of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. | ||
| True. | ||
| It's been done. | ||
| A lot. | ||
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A lot. | |
| Because it's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Another thing that's fun is when Alex says things like this. | ||
| Imagine a Doctor Who episode where the Daleks are always little robots rolling around like R2-D2 saying exterminate. | ||
| Exterminate. | ||
| But so they said, hello, my friend. | ||
| I'm here to test you for the COVID. | ||
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| You've got it. | ||
| You've got to go away. | ||
| That would be a very different villain. | ||
| And now they actually, in Japan and Europe, have Daleks. | ||
| They look just like Daleks. | ||
| Right out of Doctor Who. | ||
| Whoever designed it copied a Dalek. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And they come up and stick a swab up your nose. | ||
| And if you don't, an inner hatch opens up and a gun comes up. | ||
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I'm not kidding. | |
| It's on the nose. | ||
| I want one of those. | ||
| I want one of those right now. | ||
| I want a swab to gun transfer out of one barrel. | ||
| I love that so much. | ||
| Alright, so there's this robot that's going around. | ||
| And it's programmed, I guess, because he's not saying that someone's... | ||
| Captaining this robot, I assume. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| So the robot comes up to you and it's supposed to swab you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And somehow it's in its programming that if you refuse, it shakes you down with a gun. | ||
| It threatens you with a gun. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Presumably not shooting you if you then agree to get the swab. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| It's traditional carrot and stick, all right? | ||
| Here's your swab, or here's your gun. | ||
| Turns out you're going to choose the swab in the end. | ||
| It's very simple. | ||
| Carrot, stick, swab, gun. | ||
| It's all the same. | ||
| It's all the same thing. | ||
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I think... | |
| Why would you even need... | ||
| I would prefer a knife. | ||
| If it just switched from a swab to a knife and it's like, one of these is going up your nose today. | ||
| These machines would be made by doctors who I assume would not prioritize gun. | ||
| All right, the head of the Mayo Clinic is a real gun nut. | ||
| Yeah, all right, so we're developing this robot that's specifically to test people for COVID. | ||
| Does it have guns? | ||
| To make it so people don't have to risk getting exposed to run tests. | ||
| I feel like you didn't answer my only question. | ||
| Of course it has guns! | ||
| See, now we're in business! | ||
| I will greenlight anything. | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| It's in the news. | ||
| I'm going to need a citation on this. | ||
| I'm going to need a source. | ||
| I looked it up. | ||
| I could not find... | ||
| Information on this. | ||
| Although, I think what he's referring to is that there are robots that are used for COVID testing. | ||
| Sure, yeah, yeah. | ||
| In a number of countries, they've rolled out some models of these. | ||
| And I think he's combining that with there was a crowd control robot in China from maybe last year that they were working on that would give little shocks to people to try and corral them in different directions. | ||
| R2-D2 shock, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I think he's mixing up those two things. | ||
| But the mental image is so funny. | ||
| Take this swab. | ||
| No, I will not. | ||
| What about now? | ||
| Now, here's the thing that tickles me the most. | ||
| This is what tickles me the most. | ||
| The inside hatch. | ||
| The gun comes out. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| It's so great. | ||
| That's what it's so great. | ||
| It's a perfect image. | ||
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It's so fucking funny. | |
| It's the hatch. | ||
| Does it shoot out with a cartoon spring? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's got a robot hand. | ||
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Yeah, exactly. | |
| Stick them up. | ||
| And then it takes your wallet. | ||
| Alright, I'm here for a showdown. | ||
| So this has been the fun part of the show. | ||
| Meet me at high noon. | ||
| So now Alex gets into his sort of Georgia storyline. | ||
| And this is the big story. | ||
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Lawsuit. | |
| Georgia Secretary of State signed an illegal deal with Democrats challenging how ballots Are processed. | ||
| Allowing them to be processed after and allowing mail-in ballots to be counted without actual proof. | ||
| More signatures being confirmed, and it just goes on from there. | ||
| This is another classic case of Alex getting a Trump talking point that's factually incorrect, and then it's spiraling out of control when he's recovering it into something else altogether. | ||
| In this case, Trump tweeted about how Georgia was stealing the election and that there had been a consent decree by the Secretary of State that, quote, makes it impossible to check and match signatures on ballots and envelopes, etc. | ||
| Trump went on to say, quote, they knew they were going to cheat. | ||
| Must expose real signatures. | ||
| This dude's tweeting like a detective in a shitty noir film who's just been shot, scrawling on a piece of paper, must expose real signatures. | ||
| Anyway, I have no idea how a consent decree would make it impossible for people to compare signatures, but I guess that's the best Trumpspeople can come up with, to keep people like Alex busy and keep people funneling money into that stopping of steals. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| In reality, according to the Associated Press, the state absolutely requires signatures to match. | ||
| The issue comes down to this. | ||
| Quote, a lawsuit by the Democratic Party, which led to the agreement, argued that minorities were disproportionately affected when they had their ballots rejected. | ||
| Among other things, the settlement set steps for local election officials to notify a voter by phone, mail or email in a timely fashion about problems. | ||
| Are they really trying to tell me that a state governed by Kemp... | ||
| Has not done enough voter suppression. | ||
| It's an interesting angle. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like he didn't win the election because it was free and fair, Dan. | ||
| Some have said that. | ||
| Like, maybe if there were paper ballots, we might find out that the results might have been different. | ||
| It could be. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And this is just another legal challenge that Trump's camp is making, trying to block the finalization of the election, but it's gonna get thrown out, just like all the others. | ||
| The only thing I find really interesting here is the dynamic where Alex can't even really understand what the issue is. | ||
| Alex thinks it has to do with deadlines and votes without signatures, but that's not the case. | ||
| The legal challenge has to do with whether or not the Secretary of State had the authority to make the changes that were made, which were designed to create more oversight and better handling of signature matching. | ||
| The suit doesn't seem to even take issue with the actual change that was made, just that it was allegedly made unilaterally and without proper approval, which is pretty deep in the weeds in terms of legal challenges to an election. | ||
| I'm not surprised Alex doesn't know the details on this. | ||
| I wouldn't expect him to, since being aware of how much of a Hail Mary this is would probably be bad for business. | ||
| Can you imagine... | ||
| I believe that right before we started recording, this challenge got thrown out. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| If I understand the headline I just saw correctly, I believe this case has just died. | ||
| It got thrown out the moment the judge realized that it was written in colored pencil. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Can you imagine if that's what, if all of a sudden they were like, oh, the Secretary of State didn't do it right, so Trump is president again? | ||
| That's not how it goes. | ||
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No. | |
| That's not how it's going to work for anyone. | ||
| I wouldn't assume it would. | ||
| So, obviously, knowing that this is weak, Alex recommends the right course of action, which is investing in gun robots. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I lied, it's not. | ||
| Everyone must go to the capital of Georgia now. | ||
| And you must surround the governor's mansion now. | ||
| I'm coming. | ||
| I'll be there. | ||
| And I'm bringing Roger Stone, and I'm bringing a bunch of other people. | ||
| That's what I'm doing behind the scenes. | ||
| And I'm calling the damn White House, and I'm telling Trump he needs to go and get on a frickin' airplane and land at the capital of Georgia and go into the governor's mansion and stop sitting there and letting his lawyers do it. | ||
| We need to see people power and this will do it. | ||
| Yeah, that's a great idea. | ||
| They have Trump storm the governor's mansion. | ||
| I think that's a great idea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's a great idea. | ||
| It would look cool. | ||
| I think the only thing that would be better after... | ||
| So that one is a great idea. | ||
| You should definitely do that. | ||
| And then I think everybody in the Senate should stab him once. | ||
| I do love the idea that he's like, I'm coming to Georgia and I'm fucking bringing Roger Stone with me. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| I want him to be like, and we're going to settle this election by single comment. | ||
| Combat. | ||
| Choose your champion for we have Roger Stone in this corner. | ||
| And then the camera pans over and he's got a lampshade on his head. | ||
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Complaining about Elliot Spitzer or some shit. | |
| I'll fight whoever you fucking want. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| I will only fight if Elliot Spitzer's dad will... | ||
| Come against me. | ||
| Where's Bongino? | ||
| Where's Bongino? | ||
| So Alex has a little guest on this episode. | ||
| It's not a great sign. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Enrique Tarrio is an awesome American. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| He's a leader of the Proud Boys. | ||
| And he was there helping provide security in D.C. for us. | ||
| He did an incredible job. | ||
| So Enrique Tarrio, guy who's head of the Proud Boys, is on. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| See, this is the thing that I'm talking about. | ||
| How is it that we have the juxtaposition of Rudy Giuliani melting like a fucking candle in front of us with Enrico Tarrio being like, what if we killed all the leftists? | ||
| Like, you can't have both! | ||
| Here's what's interesting. | ||
| Enrico Tarrio is clearly trying to learn a little bit about PR. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because he's doing some heavy lifting on this appearance. | ||
| Trying to give the, like, hey, we just like to hang out. | ||
| You know, the Proud Boys, we're just like a drinking club. | ||
| We just like to have a good time. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And, hey, we don't just let anybody in. | ||
| We do extensive background checks on people like Rufio Pan Man. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Based Stick Man did extensive background searches. | ||
| Whatever the case. | ||
| He's trying to make it look much more respectable. | ||
| And Alex is actually the one who's kind of ruining it. | ||
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You know, when somebody, when a man's down, I don't want to keep attacking him. | |
| These are people that attack women and children, and then as soon as you let them up, they attack somebody else. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Once they assault somebody, I think some broken ribs will teach them. | ||
| So Alex seems to be the one who's pushing this towards even more extreme, and it seems like a nerd. | ||
| Talking to a bully. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like interviewing a bully. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It's like, oh, isn't it fun how you kick their asses? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
|
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It's a good thing you're not bullying me. | |
| You're kicking those guys' asses. | ||
| Yeah, it's great. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Well, you know, when I beat people up, I kind of, you know, once they're down, it's kind of, that's the end of the fight. | ||
| No, you should keep kicking them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah, it's very strange. | ||
| Alex is kind of pushing. | ||
| You know, what we're trying to do is just show that we're a group of normal people like everyone else. | ||
| I mean, we have our own political beliefs, but what we do is we get together and we just share a community just like we do. | ||
| I think you should kill people! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Hey, Alex, we've gotten so much bad press, and a lot of our members turn out to be real crazy. | ||
| Well, it's one word. | ||
| Well... | ||
| We do a lot of background checks, but apparently not on that kind of thing. | ||
| No, they can name a fuck ton of cereals, though. | ||
| That's important. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Look, here's the deal. | ||
| We're trying not to do all that shit publicly, all this stuff about kicking people when they're down. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| We're trying to look different. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I know that the Oath Keepers and your buddy Stuart Rhodes kind of lean into that, we're gonna kill you stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| We're different. | ||
| Alex, Alex, buddy, there are two ways to go. | ||
| We're going underground, my friend. | ||
| We're going to survive, and then we'll kill people again in ten years or four or whatever. | ||
| We'll make it through this. | ||
| We're not going to go out here all Nazi guns a-blazin' today! | ||
| And Alex is like, what if we're Nazis? | ||
| I think, if I had to guess, I think it's just like... | ||
| Glass half full, half empty in terms of the DC rally. | ||
| I think that Alex is trying to play it like half full. | ||
| Like, we are going to take over the world. | ||
| There was a million people there. | ||
| Whereas Enrique Tarrio, it's probably like, yeah, it was a lot of people, but it wasn't that many. | ||
| We can't take over the world with this many people. | ||
| Not enough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not enough. | ||
| So maybe try and put on a face of respectability. | ||
| Or invite General Petraeus and see if he'll do us a solid. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| So Alex is impressed. | ||
| I don't know if this is actually true. | ||
| I think it's not. | ||
| But Alex thinks that no one has ever infiltrated the Proud Boys. | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| But he has a theory as to why. | ||
| And I think it's pretty funny. | ||
| I don't know how you guys have kept your organization pretty much infiltration-free and how you guys have done such a great job. | ||
| How do people get involved with Proud Boys and how are you keeping the organization infiltration-free? | ||
| I mean, I guess... | ||
| You look in Antifa. | ||
| They all look like devil-worshipping vampires. | ||
| Can't name any stories. | ||
| They're total cowards. | ||
| I guess all you guys look pretty macho. | ||
| Yeah, they're too macho to infiltrate, you know? | ||
| Yeah, leftists are... | ||
| We just can't look macho enough to infiltrate. | ||
| Nope, too much soy or something. | ||
| That's our issue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I think that Alex has a pretty consistent thread going of just like really gaslighting his audience about the crowd size. | ||
| He's talking about like it's straight up maybe even a million people there. | ||
| That's real tough to sell. | ||
| Yeah, and then something even more tough happens. | ||
| Police estimated upwards of a million bigger than Louis Farrakhan's event. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| We're getting Gavin McGinnis lined up, dealing with some Skype issues. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Oh, that's a surprise. | ||
| First of all, Skype issues, not a surprise. | ||
| Second of all, not a surprise that now we're getting Gavin on. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| We're really trying to infiltrate the Brown Boys, I guess. | ||
| I had this interesting experience while I was listening to this episode, and it was largely, oh, okay. | ||
| We're just going to interview a bunch of people with Proud Boys and extremists. | ||
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Yep. | |
| All right. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I'm not interested. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| Who else wants to start a war? | ||
| You want to start a war? | ||
| Yeah? | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yeah, I'm not super interested except for just to say, like, yeah, okay. | ||
| Gavin and Enrique are talking to Alex, and the whole conversation is largely about everyone's got to go to Georgia. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It's like, okay, I think this is bad, but I also don't respect Gavin at all. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's not interesting. | ||
| He's not funny. | ||
| He doesn't say anything. | ||
| So are they trying to drum up support from the Proud Boys? | ||
| Like, hey, we're focusing on the Proud Boys. | ||
| The Proud Boys need to go to Atlanta. | ||
| Is that the idea here? | ||
| No, I think they're just trying to show a stiff upper lip. | ||
| And sort of like, where are you going to be? | ||
| You can come to Atlanta because the Proud Boys will be there to fight with you. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| In case shit goes bad or something. | ||
| I think that that's kind of a lot of the message. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Stop being a coward. | ||
| They'll have your back. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| So Alex asks Enrique to define the moment that they're in. | ||
| He keeps doing this with people. | ||
| Every single guest, he asks to define the moment. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And then something very, very familiar happens. | ||
| Enrique Tarrio has taken over Proud Boys. | ||
| Gavin McGinnis started as an idea to promote family and men and fraternity and unity for American men. | ||
| And American men are out of attack. | ||
| But now the globalists are so scared of it. | ||
| And you've gone through the fire. | ||
| You've stood up at hundreds of Antifa events for freedom. | ||
| You've defended so many people. | ||
| What would you call Enrique Tarrio, this historic moment we're at right now? | ||
| You guys want to put his mic on for me? | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| Go ahead, Enrique. | ||
| Start over. | ||
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Sorry, that was my fault. | |
| Oh, that's our fault. | ||
| It's your fault. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| We don't care. | ||
| We love it. | ||
| Technology back and forth. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Ooh, that happens multiple times. | ||
| Guys, guys. | ||
| I think there's some mic muting issues. | ||
| I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Anyway, Gavin shows up, and we're not going to listen to too much of him because I find him unsofferable. | ||
| Odious? | ||
| Yes, that too. | ||
| But I just wanted to say that I'm thrilled that he's decided to give up. | ||
| We proved it this weekend that we are on the side of what's right, and they are on the side of what's wrong. | ||
| And if you can't see that now, I give up. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Please give up. | ||
| Didn't Gavin come on Alex's show like a year ago saying, fuck this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're done. | ||
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100%. | |
| What's the point? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Nothing expresses, you know, just like, leader. | ||
| More than any time you lose... | ||
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Moody? | |
| Deciding to quit. | ||
| Moody lash out? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's how I want to... | ||
| I admire it. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I do not. | ||
| A lot of people would listen to that and say, I would die for that man. | ||
| Anyway, fuck Gavin. | ||
| Owen, Owen Troyer, leader of the caravan, comes in, and they talk about their huge crowds. | ||
| They had huge crowds. | ||
| Owen, you did the caravan through the south up to D.C. The police that we talked to estimated, because I was seeing 200,000 that day, because the police were seeing 200,000 in one spot. | ||
| Turns out there was three and a half miles of people going back to the beginning of it. | ||
| Three and a half miles. | ||
| They were estimating 800,000 to a million people. | ||
| And then Antifa attacking at night, getting their asses kicked. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| What would you describe this moment in history as? | ||
| Well, from the images I've seen... | ||
| Sad? | ||
| I think that this had more people in attendance than the Million Man March. | ||
| From the images I've seen of your caravan, I've done stand-up for larger crowds. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And I was a failure. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't care about relative size to the Million Man March either. | ||
| They seem really hung up on that. | ||
| They really want to make sure that this march is better than other black people's marches. | ||
| It's bigger than Louis Farrakhan's march. | ||
| Why did you choose that one? | ||
| It seems like a sticking point. | ||
| They brought it up a couple times. | ||
| It seems very important to them. | ||
| I would ask you, Jordan, how do you define the times? | ||
| How do I define the times? | ||
| How do you define this moment that we're in? | ||
| I would say pathetic. | ||
| It is sad. | ||
| I would say pathetic. | ||
| I would say that the human race has responded brilliantly and terribly at the same time to the point where, man, I'm really hoping we lose 98% of people and get the reefs back. | ||
| Do you know what I'm saying? | ||
| The 98% of reefs lost? | ||
| That's a tragedy. | ||
| That's not great. | ||
| So, Owen has had a revelation lately. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This doesn't seem like a revelation. | ||
| Seems like very similar to catchphrase of Ben Shapiro's kind of. | ||
| The Democrat Party politic is emotion over evidence. | ||
| It's emotion over evidence. | ||
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Same thing with the mainstream news. | |
| Emotion over evidence. | ||
| We live in reality. | ||
| A million people out there. | ||
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Nobody got COVID. | |
| Nobody got sick. | ||
| I'm riding back in the airplane. | ||
| Everyone's fine laughing about the dumb mask thing. | ||
| They almost kicked me off a plane floor. | ||
|
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But we won't go into that. | |
| Let's. | ||
| So it's far too soon to know what kind of effect that D.C. rally is going to have on COVID rates, but it's not too soon to discuss broader trends that we've seen from past events. | ||
| If Trump's rallies throughout 2020 are any indication, Owen may have to eat those words in the future once data is available. | ||
| A report released in October by the Center for American Progress said, quote, I don't have data on the recent rally, nor does anyone yet. | ||
| But I mostly cut out that clip because I have a hunch that Owen's going to look pretty bad in hindsight, as will this. | ||
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It's like crazy. | |
| From like five blocks up to the Supreme Court, you're packed in like sardines. | ||
| I mean, you can barely even breathe. | ||
|
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Peace. | |
| Poor choice of words, I would say, there. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So we end the 16th, and we jump into the 17th. | ||
| And this was really strange at the beginning. | ||
| First of all, Alex screws up his whole thing. | ||
| This whole time period between the election and the inauguration, what is it? | ||
| 79 days of hell. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 79 days of hell. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a countdown. | ||
| Day after the election, 78 days of hell left. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex screws it up. | ||
| Goes backwards on it. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| It is now day 64 of the 79 days of hell. | ||
| Communist China and its new older allies are desperately trying to overthrow the election of President Trump. | ||
| I understand that it's an easy mistake to make, but no one cares about this except you. | ||
| This is not caught on. | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| No one's going to remember 10 years from now, oh, you remember the 79 days of hell? | ||
| You're the one who's pushing this really hard. | ||
| You have to actually get it right. | ||
| You can't say we're on day 64 now. | ||
| What, is there only 15 days of hell left? | ||
| There's a little bit of... | ||
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Oh, is hell going to end on the 30th? | |
| He's trying to count down, but he messed up. | ||
| And that's fine. | ||
| It is fine, but it's not. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| This is his baby. | ||
| Anyway, there was a weird sound, and I don't mean poor quality sound or anything. | ||
| I really felt like Alex's... | ||
| It sounded like he was reading a commercial at the beginning of this episode. | ||
| And now, the mainline Republican Party has awoken to the truth of the new world order and world government. | ||
| And Tucker Carlson is a fancier, more well-produced version of Infowars. | ||
| Not because Tucker Carlson's copying yours truly, but because the world has awoken. | ||
| Yes, the enemy's striking back hard, but my friends, when it comes to the culture war, when it comes to recognizing the UN and its true aim of world government depopulation, we are winning. | ||
| So didn't that... | ||
| I mean, that sounds like a promo. | ||
| Yeah, that was a movie trailer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that was LaFontaine all the way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I was really thrown by it because it just seemed like, what is going on? | ||
| And then he goes to a couple pre-recorded reports, and I realized he just wasn't there. | ||
| That was pre-recorded. | ||
| Oh, that was pre-recorded. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex shows up 14 minutes into the episode. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us. | ||
| I've got plenty of important stuff to cover. | ||
| I don't normally start the broadcast. | ||
| minutes of Tucker Carlson, but he knocked it out of the park. | ||
| So, yeah, Alex shows up late. | ||
| I guess he was getting more information about Georgia. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's an interesting dynamic that's going on, and I think that though Alex is crazy and all this stuff is nonsense, I think he's benefiting from QAnon quite a bit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Because, you know, you remember the dynamic that existed... | |
| You know, in previous times between people like Fox News and Glenn Beck and Alex Jones. | ||
| Alex Jones justified Glenn Beck being crazy. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Because he's like, I'm not Alex Jones. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He was able to sanitize himself and make himself seem more palatable to a wider audience. | ||
| Yeah, he was a bullshit launderer. | ||
| Yeah, and because there was someone he could be like, I'm not that guy. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I'm stepping on that guy in order to make myself look respectable. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think Alex now has QAnon to be like, I'm not QAnon. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That's a fair point. | ||
| And because everything has just gotten so much worse in terms of public discourse and people filtering information, I think he's able to take advantage of people thinking there's only one person who's wrong at any time. | ||
| Or whatever. | ||
| Not realizing QAnon and Alex can be wrong. | ||
| Glenn Beck and Alex are both wrong. | ||
| You think QAnon stuff is going to become leaderless? | ||
| And they're gonna be like, eh, maybe we'll go back to Alex Jones. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't, well, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what to predict of it, but I think that most of those people are too pilled to go back to Alex. | ||
| Too far gone to go back to the light stuff. | ||
| Yeah, I think they would find it a little bit disappointing. | ||
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Sure. | |
| They would find it ungratifying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, even though Alex is late, starting the show 14 minutes in. | ||
| Oh, whatever. | ||
| He did say that he has some important stuff to talk about. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Now, generally, when he has important things to talk about, it's bizarre fantasies. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Notions. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Things he's misremembering. | ||
| Half-baked anything. | ||
| True. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And one of my favorite things is reporting Twitter comments as if they're news. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| Another commenter on Twitter said, PM and the future head of the state of our country have been openly promoting the Globalist World Economic Forum Great Reset Initiative for months already, but I cannot find a single mainstream media article in Canada that has mentioned or discussed it. | ||
| Because you're a slave. | ||
| You're not supposed to see all that info. | ||
| You're supposed to be preconditioned to the UN world government takeover slogans before you ever consciously Understand what it is. | ||
| So this is really standard bullshit, but I think it highlights something that's really interesting within, like, Alex and his rhetoric. | ||
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Sure. | |
| You can easily find articles discussing the ideas presented by Klaus Schwab and references by name to, quote, The Great Reset in media going back to early this year, after his book was published. | ||
| Just a simple Google search shows that before July, there were articles in Vanity Fair, The Hill, The Financial Times, Forbes, and plenty of international outlets. | ||
| This is the same thing as why aren't there any Muslim voices denouncing terrorism? | ||
| You didn't look for it. | ||
| You assume it's not there. | ||
| And now you're making a conspiracy out of the idea that you haven't found anything. | ||
| There are plenty of people talking about these ideas. | ||
| They were just not places you were interested in. | ||
| They weren't in publications that you maybe normally read. | ||
| The Hill is publicly available. | ||
| It's there. | ||
| These articles are there. | ||
| If you wanted to, if you had any interest, that discussion's there. | ||
| No one's hiding anything from you. | ||
| You can type questions into the Google search bar. | ||
| True. | ||
| So if he's like giving you one of those rhetorical questions like, how come no one's talking about this? | ||
| You could type in like, how come no one's talking about this? | ||
| And you would have to fill in. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that what's going on is a misphrasing of what they believe or what they experience as the problem. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| They merit. | ||
| It's so important. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| In the same way that all of Alex's conspiracies, whenever it's like, the media's not covering X, Y, or Z, like, there's an article about why you're wrong about this everywhere. | ||
| You can find it if you want. | ||
| They just want this, like, the coverage. | ||
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The same thing with, like, no one covers, like, Trump being good. | |
| You can find articles and publications about good things Trump's done. | ||
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Easily. | |
| It's just that no one is bowing down and being like, oh, Trump, you're the king. | ||
| They're not covering it the way you want to. | ||
| They're covering these ideas in a real-world way as opposed to your way, and because your view isn't being shouted from the rooftops, it's experienced as a cover-up, and that's just not accurate. | ||
| Yeah, they're not saying what I want them to say, so they're not covering it at all. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And I'm not going to look for the articles that would prove my point wrong. | ||
| That's bad for business, Dan. | ||
| Well, and the thing that's really sad about it is, like, I'm only talking about this phenomenon right now because Alex is reading someone's tweet. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, that's... | ||
| Is there any bad take you can't find on Twitter? | ||
| Like, you can find... | ||
| Like, that's the corollary to your lies about the piano. | ||
| Bees are too good. | ||
| Wait, I bet you could find that. | ||
| Bees are too good. | ||
| Yeah, for the environment. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| There's no oil executive somewhere who hasn't tweeted out, like, let's kill all the bees so I don't have to deal with flowers anymore. | ||
| Trying to think of a take that isn't on there. | ||
| Candy sucks. | ||
| No, someone doesn't like candy. | ||
| Nope, definitely there. | ||
| It's all there, man. | ||
| It's all there. | ||
| If you want to find a bad take, you just search it into Twitter. | ||
| Air tastes bad. | ||
| Of course it does. | ||
| Do you know where air comes from? | ||
| The sky. | ||
| And your butt. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It comes out of people's butts. | ||
| That's the only place air comes from. | ||
| So anyway, Ali Alexander shows up. | ||
| And this clip is actually really interesting, too. | ||
| In the same way that last clip... | ||
| Really demonstrated this sort of phenomenon of not looking for evidence and then claiming there's absence of evidence of something. | ||
| This is another really interesting thing that Alex and his people do quite a bit. | ||
| We're really appreciative of all the grassroots work out there, but StopTheSeal.us features our coalition partners, and we're always willing to work with anyone. | ||
| There is a phenomenon where then people go get permits. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then they take over and say it's their event. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| We don't care about the event or our name. | ||
| We care about winning. | ||
| We care about winning in the Electoral College and getting Donald Trump above 270. | ||
| You know, I happen to be a strategist, so I'm working with all of these folks. | ||
| But yeah, we did have a vendor who secured the permit and then decided, oh, well, Alex can't speak, and this person can't speak, and that person can't speak, and then this shill should speak, and this rhino should speak, and then made lies about the Trump family. | ||
| And, you know, that's going to come out later. | ||
| But, you know, we're not going to tolerate our movement being hijacked. | ||
| Well, that's right. | ||
| I mean, I talked to the White House. | ||
| Trump, you did too. | ||
| Trump was going to come until he found out these people were running it. | ||
| So that's the reason these ladies are a problem. | ||
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Right. | |
| And then in our Georgia event... | ||
| I announced that... | ||
| And now they're coming to take it home. | ||
| So now they put out a flyer that they're going to Georgia, and they had Georgia featured as a blue state, and they misspelled Georgia. | ||
| So you and I were first to announce on our independent channels, we're marching to Georgia. | ||
| And again, it's not about, we don't give a damn about credit. | ||
| Who cares about credit? | ||
| It's that these people come take over to block us. | ||
| Sounds like you really care about it. | ||
| Right, and then they do media, and then media says, oh, look at these disgusting freaks, because, you know, they don't present well. | ||
| Look at these disgusting freaks. | ||
| They're responsible for all of the hatred. | ||
| Wild! | ||
| They told you not to talk about a stolen election. | ||
| When Owen Troyer got up to speak, he's saying four more years Trump won the election, they tried to jerk him off the stage. | ||
| He didn't even want us saying that he really won. | ||
| So what's going on is that Women for America First, that group, got the permit, and they organized the actual event. | ||
| It had a list of speakers that didn't include people like Alex. | ||
| Well, they organized the event. | ||
| Well, there were a lot of people who also... | ||
| Decided to descend on Washington at the same time. | ||
| Sure, but party crashers don't organize the party. | ||
| Well, party crashers are actually more integral to the party than you're willing to. | ||
| There is no party without the crasher. | ||
| That doesn't sound true, but I guess I have to believe you. | ||
| I don't have any evidence. | ||
| Look. | ||
| Why isn't anybody talking about this kind of stuff, Dan? | ||
| I find this fascinating because it's the same thing with like, okay, yeah, Freedom Works, Americans for Prosperity, Coke Money, Coke Funds, like AstroTurfed a ton of the Tea Party in its early days, and then Alex glommed onto it, and then... | ||
| Accused them of taking his movement over. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| And that's exactly what he's doing here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they won't let them hijack their hijack, Dan. | ||
| He's crashed this thing in D.C., and they rightfully probably were like, this is going to be tough to deal with. | ||
| I understand maybe Alex speaking, but Alex's buddy... | ||
| I don't know about this. | ||
| And then they have the temerity to get on this show and accuse the people who are the actual organizers of stealing their event. | ||
| The balls. | ||
| And then to be like, they don't present well. | ||
| Like Alex does. | ||
| I really want to have these clips available just whenever I'm just like, oh, women for Trump. | ||
| And it's like, man, you guys don't get it. | ||
| The moment you step out of line, you're no longer for Trump. | ||
| You're just women to them, and you know how they treat blank just women. | ||
| It is kind of shocking to see. | ||
| So fast. | ||
| You could not have organized that event, Alex. | ||
| You could not have. | ||
| We saw the caravans. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Saw what you were capable of. | ||
| The combined work of a ton of grifters. | ||
| Added to the population that came to DC. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But the actual event and people having a reason to be there was done by the work of the people who you were impugning. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that's why, like, if you're on the right, stop trying. | ||
| Just stop it. | ||
| Yeah, stop organizing these things. | ||
| Just stop it. | ||
| The people who want to come and get up there and yell and make you look bad and steal all your thunder are going to shit on you later. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah, you're being used. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Every time. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| Anyway, Alex is... | ||
| No, these are my friends! | ||
| They're not your friends. | ||
| Alex is talking to Allie, and he wants to know, why is Georgia so important? | ||
| Now, recap why Georgia's so key. | ||
| Robert Barnes is there. | ||
| Everybody that's smart has been telling me for weeks, and you're absolutely right, the White House agrees. | ||
| Georgia's key because they... | ||
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How you doing there, buddy? | |
| So you got a long pause here. | ||
| Alex? | ||
| Alex, we lost you. | ||
| Alex. | ||
| Alex, this is Mission Command. | ||
| Alex! | ||
| Wake up! | ||
| Ground controls. | ||
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Weird. | |
| Alright. | ||
| So then it goes to commercial. | ||
| I thought that was really strange. | ||
| I mean, the feed just went out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I don't know what happened there. | ||
| They don't address it when they come back. | ||
| Too much flute. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| I know that probably online that didn't happen. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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But I'm listening to it through the feed that goes to all of the radio stations. | |
| Sure. | ||
| the country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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This is what's syndicated to shortwave too. | |
| So whoever's listening, it just cut out. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| If that's an audience you care about, that certainly... | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| They could... | ||
| Really fix these problems. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| It's doable. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's doable. | ||
| But why? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Anyway, Alex wants to know, where's Trump? | ||
| Where's Trump? | ||
| Hiding. | ||
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Allie. | |
| Howard, he always was. | ||
| Allie Alexander, tell me where Trump is. | ||
| I hate you guys. | ||
| Let me ask you this question. | ||
| Why aren't we seeing a lot of Trump? | ||
| Because that's his bully pulpit power he still has. | ||
| Why has he been so... | ||
| We saw it tweeting and saying, I won the election yesterday. | ||
| That's not enough. | ||
| I mean, he should be in Georgia. | ||
| He should be having rallies. | ||
| I keep hearing he's going to have these rallies. | ||
| When do those come? | ||
| So the rallies were going to come, and then there was a compromise reached inside the White House, so this is my first time talking about it. | ||
| And what they decided was, until these cases start making their way through the courts, Trump does not want to position himself where the courts can hold a tweet against him or a rally against him. | ||
| And so his tweets are very concentrated. | ||
| Counterpoint. | ||
| Alex just said that he tweeted the other day that I won the election. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| Democrats are everywhere declaring victory fraudulently, calling him a dictator, but he's afraid to speak out. | ||
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Right. | |
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| And it is ridiculous. | ||
| No, that sounds right. | ||
| The court held during the ban, the terrorism ban that was described as the Muslim ban, they held a tweet against him. | ||
| DACA, they held a tweet against him. | ||
| So Trump is trying to play the legal strategy smart. | ||
| Counterpoint. | ||
| Trump tweeted, I won the election. | ||
| Yeah, that is a really smart strategy, I think. | ||
| Counterpoint, Trump tweeted something about Antifa scum. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he seems to be... | ||
| Your story doesn't hold water, Allie. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| You can make up all the fantasy fiction that you want, but Trump is a giant cowardly loser. | ||
| And I assume you guys are going to start killing all of us immediately. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| He does. | ||
| No, he wants to play golf. | ||
| He wants to get out there. | ||
| He wants to do his rallies. | ||
| There's plans to do rallies. | ||
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See? | |
| In the meantime, stop the steal.us. | ||
| We will keep hosting rallies every state capitol, your noon, your local time, until the electoral college meets. | ||
| And maybe after that. | ||
| Maybe after that. | ||
| Maybe we never give this country back to them. | ||
| He keeps calling it the Electorial College, which is fun. | ||
| That was great. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
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Who gives a shit? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's like, this thing is, what he's doing is, hey, yeah, Trump wants to come out and say hi to the people. | ||
| He wants to be the figurehead, but he can't be. | ||
| He's got to play it smart because of the courts. | ||
| So for now, it's just me. | ||
| Here's my website. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Fund us so we can have demonstrations at every state capitol and never give the country back, whatever that means. | ||
| See, I get it, and I understand why everybody is mocking this, and I get why people are writing so many op-eds and all this stuff that's like, Trump can't do a coup, and this is just a grift and all that stuff, but it's like, this grift is gonna run out. | ||
| They don't just stop it when the grift runs out. | ||
| They create a new grift. | ||
| And whatever they need to do... | ||
| And it seems to escalate. | ||
| Whatever they need to do, they will do to continue that grift. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's not a joke, man. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| It is primarily a scam that people like Alex and Ali are running. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But the scam, if taken seriously, is super dangerous. | ||
| Terrifying! | ||
| And in the past, when it's been a scam that's hurt... | ||
| Civilians and normal people, you know, it's awful and it is what it is. | ||
| But now it's a game where you could hurt the whole country. | ||
| Yeah, the world. | ||
| Yeah, the world. | ||
| Yeah, it's too much. | ||
| Now, I've had a theory for this whole time that Ali Alexander was working with Roger Stone on Stop the Steal. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because it has the same name as Roger Stone's... | ||
| Alleged poll-watching organization from 2016. | ||
| And I didn't need to actually do any further research on it. | ||
| They just told me he was. | ||
| That's nice. | ||
| Ali Alexander, a great political analyst and also publisher, is here with us. | ||
| He's been a tireless fighter with Roger Stone, starting to steal a few years ago with Roger. | ||
| And then Roger's handed the baton to him. | ||
| Roger's going to be in Atlanta, Georgia tomorrow. | ||
| I'm going to be there tonight. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So I was right. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is all connected. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| If Alex is to be believed, which he's usually not. | ||
| True. | ||
| But this seems like something that makes total sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's Roger's domain. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He licensed it, he registered it, and now he's taken his cut. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I have no doubt he's taken a cut. | ||
| Well, and here's the thing. | ||
| If this is a conspiracy... | ||
| All conspirators can be charged with every aspect of a crime. | ||
| Rico. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So, if Ali follows through with his plan, Roger might be in trouble. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I'm going to just leak out our plan, Alex. | ||
| They've talked about doing, oh, we're going to elect Joe Biden and do a virtual inauguration. | ||
| Good. | ||
| then Alex and I will fill the streets with 5 million patriots. | ||
| And Trump will be there and we'll inaugurate him as the president. | ||
| We'll inaugurate Donald Trump. | ||
| Because the Democrats said they were going to do that if Trump won, that they would just break the country up. | ||
| Well, we're not going to break it up. | ||
| We're going to reconstitute it. | ||
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Who said that? | |
| If you guys want to act as insurrectionists, well, then we know how to deal with that. | ||
| But we will bring tents. | ||
| We will bring trucks. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think now is the time, after Georgia, to start occupying D.C., period. | ||
| So, apparently, the plan is occupying DC, which you're going to get bored of very quickly, Alex. | ||
| You have no ability to run anything like this. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| You have no interest in anything that... | ||
| Especially once the cameras stop. | ||
| Like, one of the things about those kind of occupations is that they get boring. | ||
| After a while, people might cover it for a bit, and then there's long periods where there aren't cameras, there's no attention, and you don't have... | ||
| You're not built for that. | ||
| So, no, you're not going to do that. | ||
| But... | ||
| Assuming that you do, you're not going to get 5 million people to come to D.C. No. | ||
| That is not going to happen. | ||
| No. | ||
| And let's imagine what's going to happen if you try and inaugurate a second president. | ||
| No, that'll work. | ||
| No, dark pope, it'll be fine. | ||
| We'll have two popes. | ||
| Somebody will dig up Biden's remains and put them on trial. | ||
| It'll be great. | ||
| I, um... | ||
| I'm just remembering my medieval warfare history. | ||
| I don't remember people writing down, sieges were our favorite part. | ||
| You know, that four months of waiting for supply lines to catch up, sitting there going hungry, not fighting anybody, just sitting there in a tent. | ||
| I think Alex wants his listeners to do that while buying survival food from him. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| To keep rations. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And then Alex will show up with a bullhorn every now and again and take credit for everything. | ||
| Medieval kings fighting a war. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I just try and think about, like, what in the real world would that look like? | ||
| If Alex... | ||
| I mean, first of all, it's a leap to imagine five million people would show up. | ||
| So let's stipulate that five million do show up. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Now they decide they're going to inaugurate Trump, though he lost the election. | ||
| Well... | ||
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What happens then? | |
| I guess we divide up territories. | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| The mind reels. | ||
| Steve Pachanek might get a job. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| I'm just telling you. | ||
| We just gotta isolate him. | ||
| We just gotta isolate him. | ||
| We give him all Alaska. | ||
| It's the biggest state. | ||
| The old werewolf treatment? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Take all of these. | ||
| Take all of them and say, you know what? | ||
| We agree with everything you're doing. | ||
| We love what's going on. | ||
| There's a lot of resources in Alaska. | ||
| We are going to say. | ||
| What about the good people of Alaska? | ||
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You know what? | |
| We're starting a pilot program. | ||
| We want to put your ideas into action, but we're not sure because they're not tried and tested yet. | ||
| We want to move all conservatives to Alaska, and you guys just work it out there, and then bring it back to us whenever you're ready. | ||
| I feel like this is not fair to the people who live in Alaska. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is definitely true. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| The moon! | ||
| We'll give Alaskans Hawaii. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| And then we'll give Hawaii to Japan. | ||
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Wait. | |
| This is going to get out of control. | ||
| Now I'm trying to rebook everything and it's trouble. | ||
| So let's leave that aside for another day. | ||
| Alex gets it. | ||
| He's been doing on this episode his Brian Stelter impression. | ||
| Oh, that one's great. | ||
| Which is not a good impression. | ||
| That one's great. | ||
| Now it's really funny because apparently it's not his. | ||
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Brian Stelter goes, there's no evidence and they have none and they shouldn't be on air. | |
| Don't go watch them because we have hours and hours of evidence a day. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| You know, Mark Dice would be proud of that impression. | ||
| Well, I mean, I'm not saying Mark ripped me off. | ||
| He's done a great job, but I was already doing it. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| Alex stole the Brian Stelter impression from Mark Dice. | ||
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Sad. | |
| The thing that always makes me feel like an alien to these people is what they laugh at. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, was that that funny? | ||
| What did you laugh at, Ali? | ||
| What did you laugh at? | ||
| Was it just that he did a voice? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| And if so... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, I think that that was one of the challenges of doing stand-up was, first of all, not thinking the things that I said were that funny. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's a big challenge. | ||
| And often the audience agreeing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And then, you know, things that I saw other people say that weren't all that funny and audiences thinking they were hilarious. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know, people have different senses of humor. | ||
| There's no accounting for that. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And it's bewildering. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I do agree with you that the stuff on Infowars that is humorous to those folks who are on as guests, it's worse than most things that I've seen at comedy shows. | ||
| Yeah, it feels alien. | ||
| It really does. | ||
| Because in comedy, you've seen every kind of... | ||
| I've seen the gamut of people trying to be funny all across the board. | ||
| And even they... | ||
| There's nothing like this. | ||
| This is just a series of people who only understand each other and laugh at these weird things that are just divorced from reality. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, so much of comedy and so much of what you find funny is the ability to understand sort of shared perceptions or shared ideas. | ||
| And I think once people have such fractured The realities that they live in, it makes sense that humor wouldn't translate at all between them. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's sad. | ||
| How could you make a joke about the sun rising if they're like, we've never seen the sun and it's dark all the time? | ||
| And you're like, okay. | ||
| It'd be tough. | ||
| There's no shared point of commonality. | ||
| So in this next clip, Ali yells that he's signing his death warrant and he's going to fight this thing all the way to his grave. | ||
| And so all of these guys, I'm so proud to be working with you, Alex, and you, Ed. | ||
| We've got to rush the gates. | ||
| We've got to be the barbarians that rush the gates in the castle, or we're all dead. | ||
| It's really that simple. | ||
| So I'm signing my death warrant. | ||
| It's liberty or it's death. | ||
| Alex, I think... | ||
| I'm not in control. | ||
| I just remembered... | ||
| When he got sued by Chobani and Alex said, I will fight this. | ||
| Never back down. | ||
| I will win or I will die. | ||
| I will win or die. | ||
| And then he settled a week later. | ||
| I'm real sorry about that stuff that I did. | ||
| I will win or die. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Error of my ways. | ||
| Look, Hamdi Olukaya, I am so sorry. | ||
| I said those things about you. | ||
| Please don't sue me. | ||
| Please don't sue me. | ||
| Okay, Alex. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Anyway, Allie leaves. | ||
| I guess he's got to head down to Georgia for Alex to meet him down there. | ||
| And Alex takes some calls. | ||
| And this is such a fucking performance on Alex's part. | ||
| I believe that what's going on here is that Alex thinks that this caller is nuts. | ||
| And he doesn't want to talk to him. | ||
| So he decides to pretend to be mad about something else. | ||
| Dave in Nevada. | ||
| You're on the air, Dave. | ||
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Yes, my topic is predictions on the coronal mass injection, brain chips, and the report. | |
| You see, you know, we're not screening your call. | ||
| You're actually on air live right now. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Put you on hold. | ||
| Put you on hold. | ||
| Listen, I have a thing. | ||
| I'll put you on hold. | ||
| I have a thing about callers. | ||
| I love you to death. | ||
| But I'm not other talk shows where I pre-screen you for an hour. | ||
| I want to have you a clean phone. | ||
| You want to tell us what you're calling in about? | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Once you get on air, you tell us what you want to cover. | ||
| You don't have to ask permission, sir. | ||
| He wasn't. | ||
| He was telling you what his topic was. | ||
| Yeah, coronal mass ejection. | ||
| His phone sounded fine compared to the callers that you generally have on this show. | ||
| Real easy. | ||
| But he said he wants to talk about predicting coronal mass ejections, brain chips. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| And I think Alex was like, I don't want to fucking talk to this dude. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| We're going to get mad at him for no reason. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And then it continues. | ||
| Once you get on air, you tell us what you want to cover. | ||
| You don't have to ask permission, sir. | ||
| If you ask for permission, I will hang up on you. | ||
| That's the one rule is no censorship and no screening. | ||
| Let's try again, Dave. | ||
| I love you. | ||
|
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Go ahead. | |
| You're a free man, brother. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
|
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Okay, this is going to sound like numerology, but... | |
| Okay! | ||
| You just asked for permission again, dude! | ||
| Don't do it! | ||
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Did he? | |
| He did not ask for permission again. | ||
| He was giving a caveat that this is going to sound like numerology, but... | ||
| That was more a preamble than anything else. | ||
| Yeah, that was softening the numerology that was about to come. | ||
| Yeah, this is going to sound like numerology, because it is. | ||
| But if I say this is going to sound like numerology, maybe you'll think it is. | ||
| Yeah, maybe you'll think that I'm more of a rational actor in this whole thing. | ||
| Yeah, Alex, I think, just is like, yeah, all right, I don't want to do this. | ||
| I don't want to take whatever this guy's saying seriously, but... | ||
| You know, whatever. | ||
| I'll just get mad about my weird idea about anti-censorship of phone calls. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| Sure, buddy. | ||
| Very strange. | ||
| So Alex takes another call, and this guy wants you to not take a vaccine. | ||
| And then, thankfully, Alex starts talking about his idea of this karma and the whole sort of thing about the globalists need to trick you into doing things. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| For moral reasons, galactic law. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And mic down for this, because you might get a little confused, because it's confusing. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| But this is perhaps the only thing that really fascinates me about Alex anymore. | ||
| This idea of his bizarre ethical system. | ||
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They can dial up the radiation, they can inject you with anything they want to. | |
| You've got to make sure that you don't take anything that they're pushing out and don't... | ||
| And here's the deal. | ||
| They can spray it on you, but metaphysically, they get the bad karma they believe from it. | ||
| They need you to agree. | ||
| They can pressure you, but they need you to agree so they don't get at least the instant karma. | ||
| It's how the dimensions work. | ||
| I don't understand it all. | ||
| They know it's a law, so do I. You make somebody do something, you get instant karma. | ||
| You get interdimensional karma when you die for sins, even if you manipulated the... | ||
| The field, or however it works, but they need to trick us to go along with it and at least acquiesce. | ||
| That's their satanic operation. | ||
| They need us, like in the garden, to agree to it. | ||
| Does that make sense? | ||
| No. | ||
| Not one bit. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So, if I understand correctly, instant karma isn't after you die. | ||
| That is like, now. | ||
| No, it's instant karma. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which is real. | ||
| So, but... | ||
| I don't think that history backs that up. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| I don't think it does. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| What about all the monsters who died in their beds? | ||
| Oh, but you missed out all the instant karma that did happen. | ||
| Oh, sure, like they stubbed their toe? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Instant karma. | ||
| I don't think that this works. | ||
| I think you're going to have a really tough time explaining how this system has ever operated in human history. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Especially if you go back to times when, like feudal times. | ||
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Sure. | |
| How did instant karma work back then? | ||
| When life was cheap in the Dark Ages. | ||
| So do you remember, so there was a, I can't remember, but it was, I can't remember if it was Roman or if it was not, but I feel like in my head it's Roman. | ||
| The metal bull. | ||
| Do you remember the metal bull? | ||
| The golden bull. | ||
| And they would put a human being inside the bull and light the fire underneath it, making that person burn alive inside of the bull while the king laughed. | ||
| I feel like you're talking about Game of Thrones. | ||
| No, this is not Game of Thrones. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| And that guy... | ||
| Absolutely had diarrhea that night. | ||
| And that's what happens. | ||
| Instant karma, Dan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's tough for me to wrap my head around this. | ||
| Now, Alex seems to also be saying that even if you manipulate the system and get people to do things of their own volition, you'll still have bad sin karma after you die. | ||
| Well, naturally. | ||
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What? | |
| Haven't you seen the scoreboards that follow us around everywhere and sit on top of our left shoulder? | ||
| Am I the only person who can see the scoreboard? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Because this makes perfect sense to me. | ||
| You and Alex. | ||
| If you look at this scoreboard right over here. | ||
| I'm a little bit worried about the real-world application of this moral system. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I'm a little bit worried about it. | ||
| For one, if you believe this moral system... | ||
| And then, let's say you violate someone's free will, and then there's no instant karma? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I must not have violated their free will. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| There we go! | ||
| This could teach you the wrong lessons. | ||
| I wasn't instantly karma-ed, so... | ||
| Furthermore, here's the biggest issue. | ||
| I mean, you know what that kind of implies? | ||
| Is that anything that you do, if God doesn't strike you down for doing it, it must be okay. | ||
| Until after when you find out. | ||
| Well, but then it's not like instant karma. | ||
| It's just bad. | ||
| It's not that bad. | ||
| Whatever you did to somebody, they must have been fine with. | ||
| Or else God would have given you instant karma. | ||
| Of course he would. | ||
| So the fact that you're still standing and don't have... | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I think my biggest issue is that they can, quote, pressure you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Now... | |
| What does that mean? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What are the limits of pressure? | ||
| They can pressure you into agreeing with them. | ||
| Well, but they'll still be in trouble after they die. | ||
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Sure. | |
| They'll just not have instant karma if they pressure you. | ||
| So they can just torture you endlessly until you agree. | ||
| What if they send a robot? | ||
| Like we all know. | ||
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With a gun and a little... | |
| Because I would say that's not... | ||
| Is Dalek pressure? | ||
| Is Dalek pressure? | ||
| I think that's the question. | ||
| I think Alex is saying that it is, but it's absolutely not. | ||
| If the globalists have to get you to agree to do things, Daleks with guns is not pressure. | ||
| That's force. | ||
| That's pressure. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
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That's just pressure. | |
| Now, if the gun actually kills the person, that's instant karma. | ||
| But as long as you're just pressuring them with the threat of shooting them. | ||
| The threat of the gun is not pressure. | ||
| Not instant karma, that's pressure. | ||
| That's an inappropriate level of pressure. | ||
| Well, see, that's why I don't like when he says pressure. | ||
| I think it is debatable, you know, the whole idea of like... | ||
| Did I make you do something because I pointed a gun at you? | ||
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Sure. | |
| Like, if I make you rob a store and I'm pointing a gun at you, are you morally culpable, or should you have gotten shot instead of... | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| Actually, this is a stupid conversation. | ||
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It is. | |
| Of course I forced you to do it. | ||
| Yeah, naturally. | ||
| You got a gun on me. | ||
| Yes, so the robot we got is not pressure, that's force. | ||
| This moral system makes no sense, but I want Alex to talk about it for an hour. | ||
| Honestly, I think even a robot with a swab is maybe forced. | ||
| A robot comes up to you with a swab? | ||
| That's a little bit intimidating. | ||
| I mean, it's weird. | ||
| If there's no gun, it's not forced. | ||
| You could just then walk away from the robot. | ||
| It's not Rosie the main robot from the Jetsons. | ||
| But if it's a Dalek, you can outrun it. | ||
| Close the door. | ||
| No, Daleks can fly. | ||
| Not these ones. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Not real world ones. | ||
| All right, well, I'll have to call Matt Smith and see what he can do about this. | ||
| Anyway, I just want Alex to do a fucking whole special episode about this weird moral system. | ||
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Gotta. | |
| And I'd love him to do, like, a call-in show where people can ask him questions to refine some of these ideas. | ||
| I want him to have a chalkboard. | ||
| I think it would fall apart so fast. | ||
| I really want him to try and explain it. | ||
| I really do, because it is... | ||
| Benonkers. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| So now Alex takes another call, and something happens that happens more than I would like to admit, and that is this caller tells Alex about a dream he had. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
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unidentified
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Thanks, sir. | |
| I take my call, brother. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Alex, I just wanted to reiterate a dream I had approximately 16 years ago. | ||
| A dream goes like this. | ||
| Great. | ||
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I had crossed a gigantic cavern. | |
| I don't know how I crossed it. | ||
| I didn't know where to go. | ||
| And I laid down on my back, I looked up to heaven, and I saw a blue spiraling light. | ||
| And this blue spiraling light turned into like a tornado. | ||
| And out of that blue spiraling light, a dove formed, a blue dove. | ||
| And I felt liquid love raindrops going entirely through me. | ||
| And a voice like a trumpet spoke to me and said, a moment is only for a moment, but a moment lasts forever. | ||
| And Alex, this is America's moment to stand up. | ||
| If this moment is missed, this moment will pass forever. | ||
| There's a shelf life on it, and kudos for you for going to Georgia today. | ||
| They're right. | ||
| It's a dimensional jump point where they've liquefied the energy field for the future, and we have to remold things now. | ||
| What are those words? | ||
| They've liquefied the jump gate? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| They liquefied the jump gate. | ||
| I had a dream that I was skateboarding last night. | ||
| Anyway, this guy apparently... | ||
| I gotta tell you about a dream I had 16 years ago. | ||
| Please don't do this. | ||
| So I was 17 years old. | ||
| Look, I love you. | ||
| You're my best friend. | ||
| I don't want to hear your fucking dream. | ||
| No, you want to hear this dream. | ||
| It's really incredible. | ||
| So I had this dream, and there was this cat, and it was climbing up a tree. | ||
| You know cats, too. | ||
| And then I saw this blinding light. | ||
| And so did the cat. | ||
| And you know the cat saw it because the light blinded the cat so much that it fell and it was holding onto the tree just by its bare paws and a deep booming voice said, Hang in there, kitty. | ||
| And I just always hung on to that, Dan. | ||
| Well, it's a meaningful thing. | ||
| It's a meaningful thing. | ||
| I like the idea that some people are like in a maybe... | ||
| Like, protest outside capitals and be like, the time is now. | ||
| I mean, or else why would that guy who called Alex Jones' show have had that dream 16 years ago? | ||
| That's ludicrous. | ||
| I just want to reiterate a dream I had 16 years ago. | ||
| It's the last sentence I want to hear anyone say ever. | ||
| I have to assume Alex on that moment was like, I'm so mad I freaked out at that caller earlier. | ||
| I should have freaked out at this guy first. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I should have saved the freak out. | ||
| Blew it too soon. | ||
| Anyway, we have one last clip, and it's sort of an intro to our Monday episode. | ||
| Just a little bit, but I love Jesus. | ||
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And so I'm on my way to Georgia. | |
| And I'm going to be with Roger Stone, Ollie Alexander, and so many others fighting the steel. | ||
| Very exciting. | ||
| Join us Monday on Knowledge Fight as we discuss Caravanity Project Part 3. The Texan went down to Georgia. | ||
| He was looking to stop the steel. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Yeah, so I'm excited about that, kind of. | ||
| I'm excited about the idea of, like, I'm playing by my own rules. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're going to cover this show, but I think a bottle episode where we talk about his time in Georgia makes more sense than us covering Wednesday at the end of this episode. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Like the caravan, perfect two-parter. | ||
| Makes total sense. | ||
|
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Absolutely. | |
| And let me tell you something. | ||
| I shat on it a little bit, but that was a very well-written parody song. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| That was very well-written. | ||
| It was a good parody song. | ||
| I will be genuine for this one moment. | ||
| This is very nice of you to say. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| I will admit. | ||
| In hindsight, there were some meter problems. | ||
| There were a couple big ones. | ||
| That's the problem whenever you write it out and you don't sing it perfectly in advance. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I might have re-read it. | ||
| Anyway, I think that this was a little bit of a preamble episode in some ways. | ||
| I feel like this was getting ready to go to Georgia. | ||
| And it's this, he's just got back from D.C. Right. | ||
| And now he's about to leave again. | ||
| There's this weird middle place where it's like, fuck, I don't know. | ||
| I'm gonna hang out with Ali Alexander and all the Proud Boys. | ||
| Yeah, it's a layover in the airport. | ||
| Yeah, kind of. | ||
| But it's his home. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He is a nomad for the 79 days of hell. | ||
| He is a man adrift, running around the country, hither and yon, trying to find attention wherever it might be. | ||
| He is gonna have to do that, I guess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That seems like what he's gotta do. | ||
| I will say, on the one hand, I'm glad it doesn't come off as desperate. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I was being facetious. | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back on Monday, but until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| You bet it is. | ||
| We're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Nat, go to bed Jordan. | ||
| We are on... | ||
| Facebook. | ||
| We are on Facebook. | ||
| And if you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| We accept all callers except for censored. | ||
| I don't know how to do this one. | ||
| I fucked up. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |