Today, Dan and Jordan go back to the day before the 2016 election to see how Alex Jones was handling himself. Turns out, he was mostly bragging about how much traffic he was getting, and Owen Shroyer was getting knee-deep into Pizzagate.
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight. | |
| I need, I need money. | ||
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Andy and Kansas. | |
| Andy and, Andy. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy and, Andy and Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your room. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes. | ||
| Let's sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan! | ||
| Jordan! | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's your Bright Spot today? | ||
| My Bright Spot today is a continuation from last time's Bright Spot, and that is I have now played a little bit of Pikmin 3. All right! | ||
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Yay! | |
| And my bright spot is that I was right to preemptively declare it a bright spot. | ||
| It's so fun. | ||
| Is it fun? | ||
| It's so much better on the Switch than it was on the Wii U. I believe it was the Wii U that the Pikmin 3 originally came out on. | ||
| And you know, the controller for the Wii U was that handheld thing. | ||
| Yes, yeah. | ||
| You had a touchpad on it. | ||
| Yeah, no, no. | ||
| The only reason that I never had a Wii U is just that destroyed me so much. | ||
| It was not the best game experience. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And I think it's much... | ||
| Improved on the Switch. | ||
| You can lock on and throw Pikmin. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| Yeah, it's better. | ||
| It's much better. | ||
| I enjoy it. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Little Pikmin running around. | ||
| They're small. | ||
| Little aliens. | ||
| There's something to do with yellow ones that you... | ||
| The yellow ones can withstand electricity, and they are lighter. | ||
| They have lighter bones or something like that, so you can throw them farther. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| That makes perfect sense. | ||
| So if there's something up way high up in the air, you can throw a yellow Pikmin and get that one. | ||
| But the heavier bones can't do it. | ||
| No. | ||
| All the rest of them are heavier. | ||
| The blue ones can go in water. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The red ones are resistant to fire. | ||
| I'm starting to see a pattern. | ||
| The black ones... | ||
| The pink ones are made of rock, and so they can break glass when you throw them. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Like Shaq through a backboard. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The pink ones are really light, so they can fly. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Why can't the yellow ones fly? | ||
| They're also really light. | ||
| Yeah, they're not that light. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| There's something about the white ones being able to dig fast. | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| I haven't gotten to the white ones yet. | ||
| I'm just having fun. | ||
| God damn, I love Pikmin. | ||
| Anyway, what's your bright spot? | ||
| Dan, you know, there is one thing that Alex and I do share, and that is an intense love of Star Wars. | ||
| And blood. | ||
| Yes, well, and blood, of course. | ||
| To be bathed in it however you would like. | ||
| No, The Mandalorian Season 2 has begun. | ||
| So I have returned to my Star Wars universe. | ||
| I've seen some memes. | ||
| Where I desperately long to be. | ||
| Yeah, baby Yoda and shit. | ||
| Oh, hell yeah, baby Yoda. | ||
| He's back. | ||
| He's babier than ever. | ||
| He has not aged a day. | ||
| Too baby, too Yoda. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That sounds great. | ||
| I have not seen it. | ||
| Also, maybe there was... | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I haven't seen any of that show, but I should probably catch up. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| At some point. | ||
| You should start with episode one, The Phantom Menace. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Seen it. | ||
| Yeah, that's on that list of like... | ||
| It's probably about a mile long by now. | ||
| Things are like, yeah, I'd like to see that. | ||
| I'll never watch it. | ||
| Nah, space westerns are great! | ||
| It's got Cowboy Bebop written all over it. | ||
| It's fantastic. | ||
| I will never watch it until someone else suggests it, and then I'll be like, well, no, I mean, someone who is like, let's watch it now. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay. | ||
| And then I'm like, let's not stop watching this. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Isn't that how it goes? | ||
| Yes, that is how me and media go. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So, Jordan, today we are coming off a bit of a hangover and high from the... | ||
| Rogan experience. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| That experience was quite an experience. | ||
| It was very Rogan-esque. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| A little too much. | ||
| To Rogan, to Experience. | ||
| Yes, indeed. | ||
| And today, what we're doing is we are back in the past, looking at November 7th, 2016. | ||
| I'm Dan, this was 2016. | ||
| Alright, I'm fine with that one. | ||
| And one of the things, the reasons that I decided to do this was that, you know, we're recording this, and this is going to be released on Monday, the day before the election here in 2020. | ||
| Oh, is it the election? | ||
| I haven't heard anything about it. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I think that there is very little value to talking about whatever Alex is talking about. | ||
| What does he have to say? | ||
| Right. | ||
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Kill people. | |
| The end. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Right now, anything that he's covering, us covering it or talking about it, we kind of be playing into sensationalism, even if we're pushing back on it. | |
| And I just don't. | ||
| Nah. | ||
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I don't have the... | |
| And we'll get to what Alex was doing right before the 2020 election and right after once it's happened. | ||
| And in that spirit, I don't think that we can have an episode on Wednesday that covers... | ||
| This stuff. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not possible. | ||
| No. | ||
| I just think because of the timing of everything. | ||
| And so our Wednesday episode will be on Friday this week. | ||
| Our second episode will be on Friday. | ||
| Well, I believe the plan eventually is to go to Monday and Friday, correct? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| But the ability to put out a good middle-of-the-week episode is light. | ||
| What could anybody want to listen to us talk about when the election hasn't happened and Alex is talking on Monday? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Great. | ||
| The day after the most important day of maybe the world. | ||
| We're like... | ||
| Alex said this before the election. | ||
| I'd like to be able to discuss it with a little bit of hindsight and a little bit of information. | ||
| So we will be doing that. | ||
| And today, like I said, we're on November 7th. | ||
| On our last episode from 2016, we went and looked at November 4th through 6th, 2016. | ||
| And Alex was in a weird state where it was all pretty thin, but it was all... | ||
| I hate Hillary. | ||
| Hillary sucks. | ||
| A little despondent. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It did not feel to me, listening to it, that he was planning on Trump winning. | ||
| He did not scream 1776 2.0 screaming. | ||
| If he thought Trump was going to win, I think he would just repeat Thomas Jefferson fake quotes for four hours straight. | ||
| I would say that my assessment was that he didn't think that Trump couldn't win, but was preparing For the most likely outcome, which is Hillary. | ||
| Yeah, like all of us. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So we'll get down to business on this here episode, November 7th. | ||
| We got Alex's show, and then he came back in the evening. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because they're in the middle of a 52-hour live broadcast. | ||
| But before we get down to business on that, Jordan, let's take a moment to say thank you to some folks who've signed up in our sporting show. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| Yeah, so first, a moth made a mouse put moss in my mouth. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| A moth made a mouse put moth in my mouth. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Next. | ||
| Dan, is there a war on Western civilization? | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| That person requested that I play a drop with my name in it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thought I had a stroke for a second. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Next. | ||
| Erica's hunky husband, Ian. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, Erica's hunky husband Ian. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Next, Milo B. Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, JJ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, JJ. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And finally, Plantifa. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk! | ||
| Thanks, Plantiva! | ||
| Thank you so much, Plantiva! | ||
| If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy the show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking that button that says support the show, we would appreciate it. | ||
| It'd be lovely. | ||
| Or, what you could do is take that generous spirit, get it into a lovely little spaceship, alright? | ||
| Put it in a little tiny egg. | ||
| Maybe, if you are fighting a large beast, you might need the assistance of that generosity. | ||
| Egg might need to open up and needs to use some force powers. | ||
| And then once you have defeated the large beast, which in this metaphor I guess we're going to call selfishness, and then you have defeated it with the force powers of generosity, and you take that to a local bail funder charity, Dan. | ||
| Is this a spoiler for Mandalorian? | ||
| No, that's from first season stuff. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Just making sure. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| So I got a message from Plantifa, and they were saying that they enjoyed plant updates, so I wanted to actually use this as an opportunity to give... | ||
| A partial Z in the mailbag. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because we're going to talk about this person's actual package on a later bonus episode. | ||
| But I wanted to give a special shout-out to Duncan, who, along with the thing they sent, also sent a template. | ||
| Is that actuarial tables? | ||
| Well, yeah, it's like a template for plant maintenance. | ||
| Oh, that's sweet. | ||
| So you can keep track of, like, watering, pests, moisture, pH, all kinds of things. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And so I have actually made pages for all of my plants. | ||
| Oh, that's nice! | ||
| That is nice. | ||
| I'm very excited. | ||
| Do you also have to sign your name once you finish cleaning the bathroom? | ||
| You have to clock in and clock out. | ||
| There was a little bit of disorder with how I've been treating the plants. | ||
| I'm taking care of them, but a little bit more organization could be good. | ||
| And Duncan's given a wonderful template here. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Thank you very much, Duncan. | ||
| Now, Jordan, down to business. | ||
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Sure. | |
| First out-of-context drop that I think you'll actually enjoy. | ||
| And get ready to bleep this for our stations, but I'm going to say it because I mean it. | ||
| Fuck Michael Bloomberg! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| All right, man! | ||
| So we have two things in common now. | ||
| We like Star Wars and... | ||
| Fuck Michael Bloomberg. | ||
| Three if you count blood. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Yeah, you always know some hot fire's coming when Alex says, get ready to bleep this. | ||
| Get ready to bleep this. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Thanks, guys. | ||
| The delivery on that's pretty good, too. | ||
| I think I want to hear it one more time. | ||
| And get ready to bleep this for our stations, but I'm going to say it because I mean it. | ||
| Fuck Michael Bloomberg. | ||
| He hits that fuck real hard. | ||
| He really does. | ||
| Do you know what's crazy? | ||
| Every time we've heard him swear in the past, I've always been like, this dude does not know how to swear. | ||
| He sounds like a fucking weirdo, but that is some top quality fuck. | ||
| That was a pro swearing. | ||
| That was good. | ||
| Good job. | ||
| That was good stuff. | ||
| So here we start on the 7th. | ||
| This is an Alex's actual show during the day. | ||
| And he's really excited about the election. | ||
| Well, it's here. | ||
| I tell you, to say that you could cut the tension in the air with a knife is a cliche, but it's absolutely true. | ||
| I have never felt such suspense in my life. | ||
| Quite frankly, not even when I was about to see my wife have our first child. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| That's... | ||
| Oh. | ||
| That's unfortunate. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's ugly. | ||
| You've sacrificed a lot for Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a lot. | ||
| This 2016 election's more exciting than Rex's birth. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Rex. | ||
| Rex, he is not your friend. | ||
| That doesn't seem very good for family values. | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex is talking about the state of the election. | ||
| And as it turns out, according to him, Trump's already won. | ||
| And if Democrats win, if Hillary wins, she's cheating, which is exactly what he's saying now. | ||
| I think I've heard that, yeah. | ||
| But you'll notice that his tone is very different. | ||
| Trump has already won the election. | ||
| Whether they steal it from him, whether he wins in a landslide, the evidence shows that's where it's going. | ||
| Because he has introduced Americanism, not globalism, to the world. | ||
| He has brought out 1776 worldwide. | ||
| This is a guy saying that Trump has already won because of the things that he's brought into conversation. | ||
| Yeah, this is a moral victory that we are speaking of that has already occurred. | ||
| Not a literal, let's end democracy forever victory that we're about to see. | ||
| This is a rationalization, it appears. | ||
| So, at this point, Anthony Gucciardi comes into the studio. | ||
| The Gooch? | ||
| Yeah, you might have forgotten about the Gooch, because he doesn't work there anymore, and I think he doesn't like Alex anymore. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| But he was a guy who was sort of a health blogger, maybe? | ||
| Great. | ||
| Mini Mike Adams? | ||
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Good. | |
| But who actually worked at InfoWars, and he would talk a lot about the supplement lines and stuff. | ||
| However, he's on for a different reason today. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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So InfoWars, now 172, rank 172 in the United States. | |
| That means of all the billions of websites in the world, you can imagine all of them out there, InfoWars is 172. | ||
| The 172nd. | ||
| And Infowars, quite frankly, we know from Google, is only about 20% or 25% of our traffic. | ||
| So they're just talking about how great Infowars is. | ||
| They're great! | ||
| It's about to be a really important election. | ||
| I think there's somebody named Trump, or is it somebody... | ||
| I think it's Bill running again. | ||
| Can they do that? | ||
| Anyways, we are doing great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a lot of that. | ||
| It's a lot of that. | ||
| Alex is pretty much all over the place in this interview. | ||
| And part of it, I think, is probably because Anthony Gucciardi is boring as shit. | ||
| But he wants to give it up for the MVP. | ||
| Of the season. | ||
| Because the season's coming to a close. | ||
| 2016, was that another LeBron year? | ||
| I will tell you that he does say that Putin was the MVP in 2015. | ||
| Okay, well that's fair. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Everybody knows that retrospectively that is the case. | ||
| 2016 goes to a guy who will not be the MVP in 2020. | ||
| In the revolution against the New World Order, the number one most valuable player isn't Nigel Farage. | ||
| It isn't Donald Trump. | ||
| It isn't Alex Jones. | ||
| It's Matt Drudge. | ||
| And Matt doesn't want that credit. | ||
| You're getting it. | ||
| You showed up first. | ||
| You did it the longest. | ||
| You broke through the big stories. | ||
| You broke the mainstream media's control. | ||
| You did it. | ||
| So, there you go. | ||
| And again, Trump's already won. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| If they steal it, it doesn't matter. | ||
| Let them steal it. | ||
| I've looked at it. | ||
| That's even better. | ||
| See? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Isn't that tone very different than 2020? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Let them steal it. | ||
| I can profit off that. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We were all so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed back then. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Thinking that Alex was going to lose. | ||
| Alex thinking he was going to lose. | ||
| All of us being like, Alex, this is where you belong. | ||
| And then Alex wins, and even he didn't know what to do with it. | ||
| Yeah, it's a real tragedy. | ||
| It's almost... | ||
| It's not the real tragedy. | ||
| No, no, I think I meant like a Greek tragedy. | ||
| Exactly, yes. | ||
| It is very much a Greek tragedy. | ||
| I meant from a literature perspective. | ||
| A little Titus Andronicus. | ||
| It's almost like the be careful what you wish for kind of curse coming. | ||
| Yeah, this is monkey's paw all over the place. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex is the real polls, as we know, which are very different than the poll polls. | ||
| The poll that he has has some absurd numbers for Trump. | ||
| Okay, I like it. | ||
| Internal Trump polling, they don't want out. | ||
| I'll just tell you, in real polls, have shown him the entire time 30 points ahead of her in New York. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| There aren't hardly any Republicans registered. | ||
| The Democrats run it all. | ||
| So, it's like... | ||
| He's the son of New York. | ||
| Obviously, they want him. | ||
| So, it's crazy. | ||
| He's gonna take New York, people. | ||
| He did not take New York. | ||
| He lost New York by a large margin. | ||
| 59 to 36. Yeah, that was not good. | ||
| No, he did not come close in New York, even though he is a native son of New York. | ||
| Yeah, they hate... | ||
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I am there. | |
| Yeah, it turns out. | ||
| For all of the stuff he did. | ||
| Yeah, it turns out. | ||
| You know, you can be hated for the things you did. | ||
| Yeah, it turns out not super popular. | ||
| But you know who's super popular? | ||
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Who? | |
| Alex fucking Jones. | ||
| Oh, damn it. | ||
| Again, we just showed you the Comcast numbers, and quite frankly, they don't track everything, so they show us at 170-something of the World Wide Web. | ||
| Anthony, go over this. | ||
| It's not about bragging about InfoWars. | ||
| It's about people understanding what jokes they are. | ||
| I mean, they're the big ivory towers owned by the Mexican kingpins and owned by the Chinese. | ||
| And again, people say, oh, you don't like Chinese? | ||
| The Chinese government that killed 80 plus million of its own people that has mobile execution vans that announced they're buying all six Hollywood. | ||
| I mean, that's official. | ||
| I mean, I was already told when I was in Hollywood 10 years ago, going out there. | ||
| I was already told, oh my God, the Chinese are buying everything. | ||
| Now it's a, remember I said the Chinese, And the Arabs are buying Hollywood. | ||
| Oh, you cook, you shut up, you know, you're covering up for blah, blah, blah. | ||
| I was just going with what people were telling me in Hollywood. | ||
| I mean, major producers. | ||
| I mean, as big as they get, okay? | ||
| I've had breakfast, you name it, with the biggest ones. | ||
| And we're sitting there, and people ask, well, why would they want to have breakfast with you? | ||
| Because I'm talking about the real world, folks. | ||
| They know mainstream TV's for idiots. | ||
| When you know about this is when you go to the big dinners. | ||
| It's when you have dinner with three-star generals. | ||
| And I'm not bragging, but they want you literally thinking Jay-Z and all this crap's cool and calling us conspiracy theorists because we're conversant in how the real world works. | ||
| So I told you 10 years ago the Chinese and the Muslims, the Saudi Arabians, were taking over Hollywood. | ||
| Now it's official. | ||
| Now it's official. | ||
| Go ahead, Anthony. | ||
| When's it official? | ||
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So you're talking about Matt Judge, right? | |
| You can tell Alex is a little bit amped up. | ||
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Little bit. | |
| Little bit all over the place. | ||
| Little bit. | ||
| He's fucked up. | ||
| I do like that. | ||
| Here's what happens in his mind. | ||
| The globalists go to somebody like Ron Howard and they're like, hey, Ron, I know you don't want to do this, but you're going to have to have breakfast with Alex Jones in order to try and convince him to help us kill everybody. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You're going to have to do it. | ||
| He's had breakfast with everybody else. | ||
| It's your turn, Ron Howard. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Grazer. | ||
| I had dinner with him last week. | ||
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Exactly, yeah! | |
| Look, I know you don't want to do it, but he has dinner with three-star generals. | ||
| He knows what's up. | ||
| The only person who won't actually talk to him is Nicolas Cage, and that's because I don't know. | ||
| Because he's too busy in his pyramid that he built or whatever. | ||
| No, that's his mausoleum for when he dies. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| That's his tomb. | ||
| So anyway, I don't know if you've heard about this yet, but Alex's traffic is way up. | ||
| I have heard. | ||
| They need to know. | ||
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We're winning. | |
| We're not just saying we're getting 50 million extra views a week now. | ||
| We are. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This first half hour of the show is almost entirely Alex and Anthony Gucci already bragging about how popular InfoWars is. | ||
| It's bizarre. | ||
| It seems completely out of place for how someone might want to spend their time on the day before the election. | ||
| And Alex sounds fucking spun. | ||
| Like, it's nuts. | ||
| Yeah, he loves it. | ||
| Honestly, if I didn't know that this was the day before the election, I would have It's a desert! | ||
| It's a desert of content! | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So ironic. | ||
| He was doing so well when Trump was campaigning, and he went from 172 in the U.S. to not allowed. | ||
| Not allowed on the list. | ||
| Yeah, it's pretty wild. | ||
| Quite a swing. | ||
| Slash A. So, Alex is pretty peeved about people who misinterpret Trump's comments about Mexican-Americans and immigrants. | ||
| Oh, the racist ones where he wants them all to be... | ||
| He has said some racist things. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And Alex, you know, he relates to Trump because he's said things that people have misinterpreted. | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| That's why I have such a kinship with Donald Trump, because I see him go through the same stuff. | ||
| You know, Mexico... | ||
| Latin America, great people. | ||
| Hire a lot of them. | ||
| Wonderful, hard-working people. | ||
| You know, really good people. | ||
| But I'll tell you, a lot of criminals are coming across, and they let them come across, and a lot of rapists, a lot of killers, and you gotta do something about that. | ||
| You just can't have the border completely wide open and just let people be here. | ||
| You know, a lot of bad people coming in. | ||
| Yeah, Mexico, a lot of bad people, a lot of criminals, and then they would just lie and say, he said, all Mexicans. | ||
| It's what they do. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| When Mexico bitches and says, don't send your criminals down here, we don't go, oh, you're being racist. | ||
| Everybody knows it's where you run. | ||
| You run to Mexico because they have no extradition. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| I was going to say, that's so not true. | ||
| That's an incredibly untrue. | ||
| Mexico, of all places, would not have... | ||
| The Mexico that allows our DEA agents to run rampant through their fucking streets doesn't... | ||
| Mexico and America doesn't have an extradition treaty that we do definitely have. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| I wonder if Alex thinks that for real, or if he just lost track of a sentence. | ||
| I think that's probably a... | ||
| Yeah, I might as well just end it like that. | ||
| I think it's like, I've seen movies. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, it's a little bit like that. | ||
| I know what an extradition treaty is. | ||
| If you just listen to Outlaw Country, you might think that all you have to do is get to the border, and then you're home free. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But that's not real. | ||
| It's not like that worked for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, you know? | ||
| All the federalists say... | ||
| Wait, poncho and lefty. | ||
| That's all Alex knows about laws. | ||
| Anyway, Alex has done a straw poll, a grassroots poll. | ||
| 98% in favor of Trump. | ||
| It's a really wild number. | ||
| He's found that all the Democrats don't like Hillary. | ||
| Every Democrat I talk to in person, I mean, almost every Democrat I talk to goes, I mean, my mom has friends that are Democrats, lifelong Democrats, and I get, like, the 60s, that's how I like to get a grip to be in, you know? | ||
| Claiming it was for race relations and all the rest of it. | ||
| It was a bait and switch to fool a bunch of 60s kids. | ||
| These women run up to me just hugging me. | ||
| My mom had a Halloween party. | ||
| Just a cookout. | ||
| I was over there just, oh Alex, oh you're so right. | ||
| Oh Donald Trump. | ||
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Oh God help him. | |
| Oh she's so evil. | ||
| These women are the same age as Hillary Clinton. | ||
| One of them looks like Hillary Clinton. | ||
| One of them looks like her. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I mean, if you look like Hillary Clinton and you don't like Hillary Clinton, that clearly means that everything... | ||
| Obviously, she's not a popular candidate. | ||
| People who look like her don't even want her to be... | ||
| I'm not certain that this friend of Alex's mom does look like Hillary Clinton. | ||
| I think it could be a hallucination. | ||
| No, I think Alex might just be seeing Hillary Clinton. | ||
| We already know that he thinks that demons yell at him in the grocery store. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| He may be haunted by Hillary Clinton, but from the ring, I guess. | ||
| So the thing there, though, is that these people aren't so much saying that Trump is great. | ||
| They're saying that Hillary is bad. | ||
| It's still like the... | ||
| There's some positive talk about Trump on this episode. | ||
| I can't deny that at all. | ||
| But the focus is very much still just like, she sucks, she's a demon. | ||
| I mean, it is hard to remember, but there was a time whenever people in quote-unquote polite society didn't actively and outwardly say, I would prefer non-white people to be second-class citizens. | ||
| And then Trump got elected, and we went from Alex saying like, oh, I hate Hillary, and you know, Trump says some things. | ||
| And I've been misinterpreted before. | ||
| It's like, I want to kill! | ||
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Kill! | |
| Kill! | ||
| There are subtle differences between his behavior. | ||
| Yes, that is true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| What do you think about the national anthem? | ||
| Racist? | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| I was going to go with... | ||
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What is it? | |
| Fourth Versus Super Racist? | ||
| I was going to go with Powerful. | ||
| Oh, I was not. | ||
| I never knew why as a kid I'd get a tear in my eye during the Star Spangled Banner or during the Pledge of Allegiance. | ||
| But it was a sense, a psychic sense of what people done for that and why it was under attack and why it was so important. | ||
| And now I know. | ||
| Now I know why they want to pull America down and why we're the testing ground of all the GMO and all the poison and all the garbage. | ||
| It's because they hate us, folks. | ||
| The globalists can't compete with this system. | ||
| We're announcing a once... | ||
| We've never even done this before, actually. | ||
| Maybe this comes around once a year. | ||
| The total, absolute biggest sale across the board. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That is a nice, nice Jonesian pivot. | ||
| That was pretty impressive. | ||
| That one, you know what? | ||
| We've been out of 2015 for so long. | ||
| 2016, baby. | ||
| No, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| I mean, in our time. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So I've kind of forgotten how good his ad pivots used to be. | ||
| That one wasn't. | ||
| At least how surprising they used to be. | ||
| Yeah, that one was jarring. | ||
| That one came out of nowhere. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was just a shock, and it was so smooth. | ||
| It was like it was meant to be there, but instead it made my brain hurt. | ||
| I think that we have different opinions on it. | ||
| I don't think it was that smooth, but I think we agree it was way out of nowhere. | ||
| It was not good. | ||
| So Alex has a big narrative that he's pushing, and that is that Barack Obama had told someone at a speech, a Q&A session kind of thing, that people who can't vote should vote, and he's not going to do anything about it. | ||
| He's no snitch. | ||
| I don't remember that one. | ||
| Well, Alex plays the clip of it here. | ||
| I don't remember Barack Obama. | ||
| I think you can pretty easily suss out what the misunderstanding is. | ||
| Here is Obama agreeing that we won't go after you illegals if you vote. | ||
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Many of the millennials, dreamers, undocumented citizens, and I call them citizens because they contribute to this country, are fearful of voting. | |
| So if I vote, will immigration know where I live? | ||
| Will they come from my family and deport us? | ||
| Not true. | ||
| And the reason is, first of all, when you vote... | ||
| You are a citizen yourself, and there is not a situation where the voting rolls somehow are transferred over and people start investigating, etc. | ||
| So you can tell that he's responding to her. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When you vote, you are... | ||
| Because you can't register to vote. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| You don't have the required... | ||
| I'm pretty sure that that exactly equals Obama hearing a question about should everybody vote and being like, yeah, come on! | ||
| I'm not gonna come out. | ||
| What am I gonna send somebody to your house? | ||
| No. | ||
| Get on out of there! | ||
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Come on! | |
| The concern that this person was bringing up is that there are people who may have... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| In the same way that we've seen ICE do. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| No, I would definitely trust the American government. | ||
| And that's one of the ways that voter disenfranchisement can be done, by having immigration folks at polls, and people might be intimidated away from going. | ||
| It's the definition of terrorism. | ||
| I mean, the idea is to go in, terrify a population, and then spread that terror throughout everybody in the entire country in order to influence people politically. | ||
| ICE is a terrorist organization. | ||
| So, Alex, on a recent episode from 2020 that we heard, we heard about him starting up a voter fraud email address. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Vote at Infowars.com. | ||
| That's very smart. | ||
| That people can send tips to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, guess what? | ||
| He did that. | ||
| Vote at Infowars.com is where you report what's happening with the vote. | ||
| It's flooding in. | ||
| Dead people. | ||
| Illegals. | ||
| The president's on TV saying illegals. | ||
| We won't prosecute you. | ||
| You can vote. | ||
| That email may have been active the whole time. | ||
| That's been active the whole fucking time! | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| He didn't deactivate it and then restart it. | ||
| That's bullshit. | ||
| So now Alex gets to... | ||
| Now I want to hear 2012, 2208, and fucking go on back. | ||
| How long has that email address been there? | ||
| Probably just 2016. | ||
| So Alex has a guest on this episode. | ||
| He actually has an interview with Larry Nichols that I found no clips from. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's so boring. | ||
| On the night before the election, Larry Nichols can't... | ||
| Day. | ||
| Day before... | ||
| Apologies. | ||
| Can't come up with shit. | ||
| Just witch. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Yeah, it's just Hillary sucks. | ||
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Hillary sucks. | |
| Everybody needs paper ballots. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I agree with Larry. | ||
| So, he has another guest, though, here. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And it's someone that Alex probably doesn't want to be associated with now. | ||
| Too messy, maybe. | ||
| But it's someone who he decided to have on on the day before the election in 2016. | ||
| Will there be unrest? | ||
| Are they going to steal it? | ||
| Is it a landslide for Trump? | ||
| I want to get his take on all of this. | ||
| Stefan Molyneux, I mean, can you feel the energy, my friend? | ||
| I've got to tell you, Alex, I've never been a big sports fan for watching sports, but getting pulled into this election cycle and being so interested in the outcome, it's kind of like watching a football game where the winning team gets to rule Western civilization for the next thousand years. | ||
| Pretty damn important. | ||
| It is quite an intense time. | ||
| So it's the most important game ever. | ||
| So you guys believe that since Trump won, he gets to rule Western civilization? | ||
| Ah, boy. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| I don't think I want a self-declared white nationalist choosing who is going to rule for a thousand years. | ||
| Stefan has not self-declared that yet. | ||
| He hasn't been to Poland. | ||
| Apologies. | ||
| At this point, he was still just painfully, obviously white nationalist. | ||
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And playing that game of like, ooh, you call me names. | |
| That's not an argument. | ||
| Okay, buddy. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| So, Stefan really does not waste any time getting pretty crypto with his racism. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| If the Democrats get in, they're going to legalize, of course, all the illegal immigrants. | ||
| We already know that the media is largely in the tank for them, and they will be unbeatable statistically for pretty much ever. | ||
| So, you know, this is all just the demographic replacement, demographic shift kind of argument that is meant to strike up fear in the American code for white folk. | ||
| I like how normalized it is for people on the right to just be like... | ||
| Yeah, if everybody voted, we'd lose every time. | ||
| So we don't do that, and everybody just goes along with it. | ||
| Isn't that wild? | ||
| Yeah, and there's literally no chance that we could ever win over a voting bloc. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| We're evil. | ||
| Our policies are not appealing. | ||
| We have whipped the media so bad that they just go, and this is part of our system. | ||
| Now, let's imagine that this large group of immigrants that were to come in were to be enfranchised. | ||
| People naturalized in mass and given voting rights. | ||
| Why do you think that your side with the better policies... | ||
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| We never said we had better policies. | ||
| Well, they do say that. | ||
| Well, I mean, we say that, but we don't mean it. | ||
| Why would they think that these people would be incapable of saying, like, hey, you know what? | ||
| I think I would like to vote with Stefan and his dumb ideas. | ||
| Dan, as Jared Kushner let us know, it's because they don't want to be successful, Dan. | ||
| That's the problem with the rest of us. | ||
| We don't want it, Dan. | ||
| Well, I would say that... | ||
| I'm sure we weren't born with millions of dollars. | ||
| That also helps. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| We don't want it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Stefan believes that the left Democrats, they're the ones who are really racist. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And he has an interesting argument why. | ||
| I like to hear it. | ||
| But the left, you know this as well as I do, I'm sure. | ||
| But it may be new to your to your audience, Alex. | ||
| The left doesn't care about minorities. | ||
| They don't care about women. | ||
| They care that good people want equality for the races. | ||
| They care that good people want equality for the for the gender, for the sexes. | ||
| And so what they do is they say, well, we care about blacks. | ||
| Well, how much do they care about Clarence Thomas or Herman Cain or other black Republicans? | ||
| Well, they generally try to destroy and smear and all that. | ||
| How much do they care about some of the amazing women who were on the right? | ||
| Yeah, it's not about... | ||
| It's trying to take our natural care and concern for equality between the races and the genders and turning it against us. | ||
| That's so dumb. | ||
| Like, his argument is that, you know, hey, oh, you say you like black people, what about Clarence Thomas? | ||
| It's like, okay, well then I'll just turn that around. | ||
| You say you like women, what about Hillary Clinton? | ||
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a demon. | ||
| Right, I mean, do you think that your aversion to Hillary Clinton might be based on a disagreement with her policies? | ||
| Okay, well, I don't like Clarence Thomas' beliefs. | ||
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Okay, oh, uh-oh, philosopher king, Stefan Molyneux! | |
| I've got an easy way to rebut that that also proves how not racist or misogynist I am. | ||
| Dan, I hate white nationalists of all races, genders, creeds, or backgrounds, Dan. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| You can make it simpler than that, though. | ||
| His flawed reasoning is much simpler. | ||
| Oh, no, it's stupid. | ||
| Much, much easier. | ||
| It's stupid. | ||
| So, Stefan, he believes that... | ||
| Democrats, right? | ||
| They're addicted to power. | ||
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Power! | |
| It doesn't sound like that. | ||
| They need power! | ||
| It seems like they're doing everything possible to avoid it. | ||
| I think the key thing to understand for me about the left, Alex, is that it's impossible to really fathom their motives and their machinations without understanding that they're addicts to power. | ||
| And if you've ever known somebody, and I hope you haven't, but if you have ever known somebody in your life who's a real addict, whether it's sex or gambling or drugs or alcohol or whatever, They will do anything to get their drug of choice. | ||
| They will step over bodies. | ||
| They will destroy their lives. | ||
| They will lose their savings, their marriage, their relationships with their children. | ||
| Look at the Clintons! | ||
| Everywhere they go, we learn. | ||
| The State Department, you name it. | ||
| White House, they steal everything. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| I will argue that those two will do everything possible to keep people that they want to hold captive from actually listening to anyone on the left. | ||
| At no point in time are they like, talk to them and listen to what they say. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It doesn't matter what they say, Dan. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What's really going on is something completely different. | ||
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They're addicted to power. | |
| They're addicted to power. | ||
| That's why they're saying all that stuff. | ||
| Sure, it sounds nice to be a good person. | ||
| Wrong! | ||
| They're addicted to power! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Stefan had a bad interview, I would say, but Alex is thrilled, and he wants to have him back on more regularly until now, when it's way too messy to have Stefan Mominou around. | ||
| Good idea. | ||
| Because he'll just start talking about phrenology or some shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think the left is really racist is just gone now. | ||
| I'm really racist. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His argument now is that the left should be more racist. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I am incredibly racist and it's awesome. | ||
| Fucking love it! | ||
| So Alex, after we were talking to Stefan Molyneux and the two of them sort of having an agreement that this is like an exciting sports game, but they don't really like sports. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Alex has some complaints about sports and thinks that men should not watch sports. | ||
| They teach us to be lackadaisical, not care. | ||
| They want us to take our normal instincts to be politically and culturally involved and put it onto the prosthesis. | ||
| Of sports. | ||
| That's like having sex with a blow-up doll, folks. | ||
| It isn't real. | ||
| Not against sports or anything, but I played sports. | ||
| But if you're not watching family or anything yourself, it's a joke. | ||
| That's not what grown men do. | ||
| It's business and life and your family and your house in order. | ||
| That's where you have all this wargaming and knowing factoids. | ||
| Not, you know, what size jockstrap some guy wears, you know, that's in the NFL you like. | ||
| You know, men slapping each other on the butts. | ||
| I mean, it's fine if you want to do that in your own private time, but that's not our religion is what I'm getting at. | ||
| He's trying to make liking sports kind of something he can gay bash. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| That's very weird. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I find it so interesting how many almost certainly Roll Tide people. | ||
| Listen to InfoWars who are like, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure that football makes me, wait, what? | ||
| I don't think that anybody who's into sabermetrics and statistics and fantasy football, I don't think that jockstrap size is one of the things that they track. | ||
| Well, they do wingspan, foot size. | ||
| I don't know if they've gotten to dicks yet, but I think we're coming. | ||
| I used to collect basketball cards, and I don't feel like these are the sort of relevant stuff. | ||
| That's the stats that sports fans are into. | ||
| Well, I mean, we all knew how good Big Dick Johnson was. | ||
| And I would say that complaining about people slapping asses in congratulations is like kind of hacky 90s comedy. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Did Tim Allen do that one? | ||
| So, like I said, the real tone here is very much like Hillary's probably going to steal the election, but what are you going to do? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| And we've reached this tipping point now. | ||
| Where people are into politics, they're awake, they're involved, and Donald Trump was just that magic little sprinkle in this whole recipe that is just exploding. | ||
| And there's going to be more. | ||
| So don't freak out if they steal it. | ||
| We're going to war game that with some former Navy SEALs and other folks tomorrow. | ||
| So yeah, don't freak out if they steal the election. | ||
| There's going to be more patriots and more fight against the globalists to come. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| You know, if Hillary gets in, rest easy, my friends. | ||
| The fight continues, not she will open up a chasm of hell and demons will spawn forth. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| It took so little time for everyone to go from like, hey, look, sometimes the Democrats steal elections, we're going to get through it, to like, Biden's going to win by a mile and they're like, it's the fucking end of the world! | ||
| You know what's outrageous about it, too, is that, like, he hates Hillary Clinton, like, for decades. | ||
| Decades. | ||
| There's no built-in, like, real hatred of Joe Biden. | ||
| I mean, I know that he didn't like Obama's presidency and Biden's involved with that, but he's never super focused on Biden. | ||
| For it to be the end of the world when Biden is running and it to be like, eh, Hillary might win, what are you going to do? | ||
| When Hillary's running, it's outrageous. | ||
| It's just insane. | ||
| I'm just so mad all the time now. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| Just furious. | ||
| But I think, again, if you look at it from a really cynical perspective, it's because at this point, I don't think... | ||
| That Alex has completely lost his mind. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he knows that he can still profit. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| If Hillary wins, he can profit off it. | ||
| And that's why, hey, maybe it's even better if they steal it. | ||
| Because he can profit off that. | ||
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| I think that he thought that he could profit off Trump, but I think he has. | ||
| But I think that he recognizes that... | ||
| You can't go back now. | ||
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No. | |
| Like, if Biden wins, there's no way to keep the info war going. | ||
| You've got to go to war! | ||
| The info war is over. | ||
| The info part of it is gone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Trump winning is the only way that his racket can continue, and that's why you see the behavior that you see. | ||
| At least that's my sense of it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So he has another guest, and it's not Larry Nichols, but it is someone else who's... | ||
| I don't know where the fuck this dude is anymore. | ||
| He's certainly not around. | ||
| The guy from Fastball? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's a hippie. | ||
| He's a chiropractor. | ||
| Oh boy! | ||
| It's Dr. Group! | ||
| It's Dr. Group! | ||
| Now remember we had in the past, we had nasal mist vaccines, but this year they're recommending only injectable. | ||
| Why is that? | ||
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There's two different vaccines that are extremely dangerous this year. | |
| A high dose shot for older people. | ||
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Now remember... | |
| Oh, special just for you. | ||
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65 and older. | |
| We don't want to give you your retirement. | ||
| Bye-bye. | ||
| Logan's Run Carousel. | ||
| So Alex and Dr. Group are taking the piss out of flu shots. | ||
| We are going to need those old people to avoid getting flu shots so they can sacrifice themselves while going to work for all of our COVID needs. | ||
| So Dr. Group has got a prediction here. | ||
| This has all been going on during the election. | ||
| Nobody even knows about this. | ||
| I'm breaking this for the first time because I think it's so important. | ||
| This is, mark my words, one of the worst flu seasons and will create the most damage ever in the history of the world. | ||
| And I'm not saying that to scare people. | ||
| No, it's definitely there, but I mean, it's good to warn you. | ||
| The Earth's overpopulated. | ||
| Take your shot. | ||
| It's... | ||
| According to the CDC, the 2016-2017 flu season was slightly worse than the 2015-2016 season, but much milder than the two previous seasons as well as the 2017-2018 season. | ||
| I have marked Dr. Group's words, and what do you know? | ||
| A chiropractor's sensational prediction was inaccurate. | ||
| What a shock. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I thought he would have some sort of insight that other doctors who had maybe studied these types of things for their entire lives would have. | ||
| You know, as an outsider, he could really shake things up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think he's just an idiot. | ||
| I think he's a chiropractor. | ||
| I think he's a chiropractor. | ||
| Anyway, he has some good advice for you. | ||
| By that I mean bad advice. | ||
| Don't get the flu shot. | ||
| Do your research before you get the flu shot this year. | ||
| That's racist. | ||
| Take it and get your coffin ready. | ||
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Save yourself. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| It's liberal. | ||
| Take it. | ||
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Liberal. | |
| It's a liberal. | ||
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Take it. | |
| Yep. | ||
| So, don't get a flu shot from a chiropractor group. | ||
| Don't get a flu shot from Dr. Group. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| That might be good advice. | ||
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That's strong. | |
| The advice not to get a flu shot coming from Dr. Group. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So, all liberals. | ||
| Are against Hillary. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| According to Alex. | ||
| I think all leftists are. | ||
| Well, that distinction wasn't really real to Alex at this point. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, all liberals are against Hillary. | ||
| And the reason that it would be bad if she got in is really interesting here. | ||
| Every real liberal, like Julian Assange, Bev Harris, you name it, Jill Stein is against Hillary and say she wants World War III because she does. | ||
| She makes terrible decisions. | ||
| She cannot be challenged. | ||
| She must have her way. | ||
| You can't do that with China and Russia. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| Isn't that what you're applauding Trump for doing? | ||
| That is literally one for one exactly what you're so happy with Trump. | ||
| Trump is such a man. | ||
| He'll stand up to China. | ||
| He'll get our way with China. | ||
| You can't trust Hillary. | ||
| She wants her way against China. | ||
| She wants to stand up against China and Russia. | ||
| What a terrible person. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Wow, this is hard to go into the past and hear the exact same shit, but different. | ||
| Wrong! | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| Makes me mad! | ||
| Yeah, it's shockingly bleh, in a way. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| What I could never have predicted, based on the last four years of this show, and listening to so much Alex Jones, is that you'd go back to the day before the election, and Alex would be so lackadaisical, sort of like, hey, Hillary might steal it, what are you gonna do? | ||
| It's fucked up! | ||
| It's not fair! | ||
| It isn't. | ||
| It isn't. | ||
| You expect him to be screaming. | ||
| It's just not. | ||
| It's just not fair. | ||
| It's another day for him. | ||
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This is so infuriating. | |
| Isn't that? | ||
| It's amazing how... | ||
| That should be a fucking... | ||
| That's how stable Obama made the fucking country. | ||
| That's how stable it was. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| By no stretch. | ||
| But it was fucking stable as shit to the point where Alex is like, hey, you fucking steal an election! | ||
| What are you gonna do? | ||
| They're evil! | ||
| So at this point, Alex decides he's gonna really swing and start fake crying. | ||
| Let me tell you, I could get lost hiking and kayaking and painting and cooking. | ||
| I used to be a great cook. | ||
| Oh, man, I love cooking steaks or chicken or casseroles. | ||
| I used to be a great cook. | ||
| I'm a great cook. | ||
| I could just so easily work eight hours a day and just go home and cook food and hang out with my kids. | ||
| I want you so bad. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| There's bad people coming after my kids. | ||
| You? | ||
| And I try not to cry out of the air, but this is the whole future of the country lined up here. | ||
| And it's not crying because I'm sad. | ||
| It's crying because I feel extremely violent. | ||
| I mean, I don't want Hillary Clinton as president. | ||
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Okay. | |
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm crying, but it's manly. | ||
| No matter how many times he says it, I'm gonna need him to back up this. | ||
| He keeps saying that he likes painting. | ||
| I need one. | ||
| I need an Alex original. | ||
| Well, I mean, I put it out on social media that I would like to buy an Alex Jones painting, and I've got no response. | ||
| No response. | ||
| At press time, we have no proof. | ||
| I think it's bullshit. | ||
| I think it's the thing that he thinks would make him sound so fucking cultured. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, and interesting. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| And talented. | ||
| I paint. | ||
| I have diverse interests. | ||
| Sure you do. | ||
| I'm a renaissance man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex gets to rambling about how the man, right? | ||
| The globalists? | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| They don't want farmers. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because farmers are self-sufficient. | ||
|
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No, they won't. | |
| What have you? | ||
| We need food. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Robots. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| They don't want what Thomas Jefferson wrote about yeoman farmers. | ||
| Hard-working, smart people that are confident and good. | ||
| I'll tell you right now, if you read history, the globalists are so scared of farmers. | ||
| Because what are farmers? | ||
| They're families. | ||
| They're men. | ||
| They're women. | ||
| They're self-sufficient people. | ||
| They grow things. | ||
| They're close to the earth. | ||
| They're strong. | ||
| They don't want you to be a farmer. | ||
| They want you to be under their control. | ||
| Like Thomas Jefferson. | ||
| I'm not going to belabor this. | ||
| We're running specials right now that undoubtedly fund the very tip of the fiery spear. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Real good. | ||
| That one was real bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That one was real bad. | ||
| Just as out of nowhere, I don't want you to be farmers and self-sufficient by my stuff. | ||
| I'm not going to belabor this any longer. | ||
| Whatever it was I was talking about, because I forgot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what he just said. | ||
| I forgot where I was going. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So at this point in the show, Alex decides to get into his history with abortion. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And as we know, we've heard him talk about this a bit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I probably would have just ignored it because it's rehashing a topic, but he spends quite a while on it. | ||
| Do we get any new details? | ||
| Yes, we do. | ||
| Some salacious details. | ||
| The first is, I would say that Stefan Molyneux, though he fancies himself a philosopher, failed on some basic reasoning and logic issues. | ||
| Oh, that's because he's actually very stupid. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Now, Alex is getting into a very interesting ethical distinction that I would like to talk about after this clip. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because what he proposes as an ethical system I believe is unsustainable in the real world. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| If you've paid for abortions because you were lied to or didn't know what was happening, God's not going to judge you as long as you admit, I shouldn't have done that for birth control. | ||
| I was told. | ||
| I was deceived. | ||
| I forgive myself. | ||
| I forgive. | ||
| You know, what I did, and may the baby please forgive me, and will God forgive me, and just freeze you. | ||
| But if not, it becomes a human sacrifice. | ||
| Not when you did it, but later when you learn about it, and your heart's touched by the Holy Spirit, and you don't do anything about it, then you're committed to that evil. | ||
| And look, I'm somebody who am purely honest, and I've paid for quite a few abortions. | ||
| I remember my dad, I was like 16, and I was scrounging around trying to get money and stuff, and he's like, son, you need to find a woman to get married if you want to, but you need to stop killing my grandkids. | ||
| I'll never forget that I was 16, and he's there looking at me and I already paid for like five abortions. | ||
| So that's fucked up, but just to be clear, I don't think that people getting reproductive health care is wrong. | ||
| I don't think that there's any ethical problem with abortion or anything like that. | ||
| I think it's all above board. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| Allowing to just play with the ideas Alex is saying. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If there is an act, ex-act, that is totally fine to do, but then later can become a human sacrifice, you have a very ethical dilemma, because the act itself can't be wrong if doing it is not wrong. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Until... | ||
| You believe it to be wrong. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's only wrong once you have decided it's wrong and deny that it's wrong. | ||
| You know, that sounds like the ethical system of, I think I would call it a malignant narcissistic psychopath? | ||
| It's nihilistic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because the act itself has to be morally completely neutral. | ||
| There can be no ethical implication to it. | ||
| What is wrong is your eventual feelings about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I would argue that it's actually a very normal thing for religious people, especially born-again ones, to harshly, harshly judge everyone who commits the sins that they are absolutely forgiven for. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, and what about this? | ||
| What about the possibility that, I mean, God forbid you die before... | ||
| You make up your mind. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Then ethically, what is the act? | ||
| Purgatory. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| That's why God invented purgatory and he put it in the Bible that we all know about. | ||
| It's just strange. | ||
| It's strange to have this sort of ethical punting. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I think that's a good way of putting it, because it is literally going, I killed a person. | ||
| It feels fine right now. | ||
| I'll deal with this when it happens. | ||
| I'll deal with this when the time is right. | ||
| That's a bit much. | ||
| When the Holy Spirit touches me. | ||
| So Alex is saying that when he was 16, his dad was confronting him about this. | ||
| I'll never forget that I was 16. He's there looking at me. | ||
| I already paid for like five abortions. | ||
| He said, I want you to stop killing my grandkids. | ||
| And after that, I promised myself I would never do that again. | ||
| And then I got a woman pregnant, got married, had kids. | ||
| It's been wonderful. | ||
| That is not true. | ||
| No, there were several more abortions between 16 and when you got married. | ||
| Later in this episode, Alex says he was getting abortions when he was 18. That's two years later. | ||
| And he said he had five. | ||
| He paid for five before he was 16. We've heard him say he's had at least ten that he's paid for. | ||
| But again, that's not to shame or say anything wrong with... | ||
| It's just, Alex, you're being inconsistent. | ||
| Something is not right about these stories. | ||
| I give a fuck about his abortions, and I care so deeply about the fact that he says everyone who has an abortion should be killed. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| But also, part of me wonders if it's all made up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Because it does really fit into that same sort of story as the youth pastor who wants to lie to you about their wild days and stuff. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It does kind of have that feel. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| There's something true, and he's riffing off of that. | ||
| There's a kernel of something somewhere. | ||
| Because youth pastors have the story down pat, and it's delivered the same way every single time, like a stand-up set. | ||
| They travel around, they do their youth conferences. | ||
| The youth pastor will have taken a hit off a joint one time. | ||
| And then turn that into three years in an opium bed. | ||
| I couldn't go anywhere. | ||
| I couldn't do anything. | ||
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I was just so happy laying on the couch, man. | |
| So there's a decent chance that the reality of this is Alex had one that he paid for, and now the guilt that he feels around that is turned into... | ||
| Whatever it is, it smacks to me of just unresolved feelings. | ||
| Honestly, I don't even think he feels guilt about it. | ||
| I think he's just full of shit. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| Anyway, Alex leaves after rambling about this stuff for a while. | ||
| This was very much not a show that I would have expected to be the day before the election. | ||
| Bananas. | ||
| Pretty thin. | ||
| Just rambling about how many abortions you've paid for. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| And then David Knight takes over. | ||
|
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52-hour live election broadcast. | |
| It has begun. | ||
| We're now in hour number four of that 52-hour broadcast. | ||
| I just asked the guys in the booth, I said, what's on special right now? | ||
| Because we have to fund this operation, folks. | ||
| Basically, they said pretty much everything is on massive sales. | ||
| Let me just run down some of these things here. | ||
| Keep on selling, Grandpa! | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| David Knight saying stick with me for 52 hours is my true nightmare. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have dreams that are going to be just... | ||
| I'll be here with you for 52 hours. | ||
| I will say that I could not listen to this whole thing. | ||
| There was a part of me that thought, like, I'm going to do it. | ||
| No, you are not going to do it. | ||
| Circumstances dictated that I could not. | ||
| You're not going to do it. | ||
| You're not going to do it. | ||
| So I skipped ahead to an Alex Show's backup in the evening of the 7th. | ||
| And he came in for one reason. | ||
| Jesse James. | ||
| Everybody knows him from one of the top reality TV stars ever with gun shows and car shows and motorcycle shows. | ||
| I've known James like six years. | ||
| We've been friends for a while. | ||
| He's working with Trump. | ||
| He's friends with Trump. | ||
| One of the first people that told me like five years ago that Trump was a patriot. | ||
| I should be looking for Trump to make a move. | ||
| He called me up a few days ago and he said, I'm ready to come on. | ||
| I'm ready to come on the show, man. | ||
| So let's do it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let's do it in the evening of the day before the election. | ||
| Noted domestic abuser. | ||
| Jesse James. | ||
| So, Alex is on again, mostly because Jesse James has agreed to be on the show, and so I gotta interview this celebrity. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But also, Roger Stone wants to call in. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Is he a huge Jesse James fan? | ||
| No. | ||
| Jesse's not there yet. | ||
| He's on his way to the studio. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Roger calls in, and he has kind of a, Trump might win, kind of feeling. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Very much not like... | ||
| What a fucking lunatic. | ||
| Yeah, but he also... | ||
| If you need evidence that Roger Stone is on the payroll on November 7th, 2016, I present you with this. | ||
| What is the real state of this now, central time, three hours and 40-something minutes out from the day of the election? | ||
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First of all, Alex, let me say that... | |
| In all honesty, and you didn't pay me to say this, you didn't prompt me to say this, and I didn't warn you that I was going to say this. | ||
| But if it were not for brain force right now, I would be completely non-functional. | ||
| It really gives you mental clarity and a little boost of energy when you just got to give a little more. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Roger, you're on the team. | ||
| You're either fishing for a job or you've already been hired. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| The ad read, too. | ||
| That was copy. | ||
| Wouldn't you just need a little more? | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| That's a fucking... | ||
| What is this, Folgers? | ||
| So in this conversation that the two of them have, I get a very strong sense that Alex is preparing for a loss. | ||
| If Trump wins, though, as Michael Morton makes... | ||
| The biggest FU of the establishment ever. | ||
| A seismic shock. | ||
| But regardless, it looks like he's pulling ahead to me and a lot of other folks. | ||
| You're saying that in the polls. | ||
| Regardless, it's a huge victory that globalism is on its heels. | ||
| Nationalism is rising. | ||
| This whole movement has taken us light years into the future in our fight against the NWO. | ||
| So even if he loses, we've made so much progress. | ||
| The globalists are on their heels. | ||
| We can all feel good about that. | ||
| We can take this as a win. | ||
| We're light years ahead of where we were against the New World Order. | ||
| You know, I guess, in a way, it kind of does make sense, though, for Alex to be freaking out so hard now in comparison to 2016. | ||
| Because this must... | ||
| Like, in 2016, this was like, oh, wow, we got Trump, but obviously Hillary's gonna win. | ||
| Everybody was like, obviously Hillary's gonna win. | ||
| That guy's fucking insane. | ||
| So now, it is kind of a situation where they're like... | ||
| Our insane guy got in. | ||
| There's no way this is ever going to happen again. | ||
| Everybody saw what happens when insane guy is in there. | ||
| We gotta keep him in there or they're gonna keep us away as fast as possible. | ||
| So it kind of makes sense in a way. | ||
| It does seem like we've gotta keep the engineers away or else they'll plug up the holes in the boat. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| I don't know how to make sense of it other than, like, I just don't think that Alex... | ||
| I mean, they're so used to the crazy guy not winning. | ||
| They love the crazy guy. | ||
| They love Ron Paul. | ||
| He never wins. | ||
| We're not worried about that. | ||
| I assume if Ron Paul had ever won and then destroyed democracy, he'd be like, we gotta do everything we can! | ||
| Ron Paul's never winning again, man! | ||
| This isn't happening! | ||
| It would have played out way differently if Ron Paul had won. | ||
| I guess we would have invaded Cuba? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex gets preoccupied with something, and that is that Gary Johnson's running mate had some positive comments about Hillary. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so Alex now wants Roger to denounce Gary Johnson. | ||
| Because Roger... | ||
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There's nothing more independent than denouncing someone for speaking their mind. | |
| Well, Roger and Gary Johnson are past associates. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| And so Alex needs to wash his hands of Gary. | ||
| Donald Trump and all of us took over the Republican Party. | ||
| The liberals, the Democrats, took over the Libertarians. | ||
| And at this point, with Gary Johnson halfway stomping for Hillary, well openly doing it, I want to play this clip. | ||
| I think it's in the name of the Republic. | ||
| You've been very classy, and I'm not a guy that wants to stab Prince in the back. | ||
| I know you were the head of his campaign for a while. | ||
| Last time, Gary Johnson, who I liked before, because there wasn't any choice, sure, I'd support a libertarian. | ||
| Gary Johnson may be the man that actually hands Hillary the destruction of Western civilization and nuclear war and may destroy the planet. | ||
| So I want to play this clip and ask you about Gary Johnson. | ||
| That was a little... | ||
| That was a little quick. | ||
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We yada-yada'd past the eventual destruction of the planet really quick. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Hey, Hitler's going to nuke the world and it's Gary Johnson's fault. | ||
| Will you denounce him? | ||
| I think Gary Johnson would be proud to take credit like that. | ||
| So Alex keeps pushing on Roger. | ||
| He's like, you gotta fucking denounce him. | ||
| Just to be honest, Stone, come on. | ||
| I mean, somebody needs to be... | ||
| I'm just telling you right now, what do you have to say about these two? | ||
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Well, I'm really glad you asked this question, but let me dissect this for you at a slightly deeper level. | |
| First of all, I have great affection and great respect for Gary Johnson. | ||
| Gary Johnson's record as governor of New Mexico is exemplary. | ||
| Yeah, he had a pretty good record. | ||
| Now he's portrayed everybody. | ||
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Okay, just hear me out. | |
| Hear me out! | ||
| Alright, alright, calm it down. | ||
| I'm Roger goddamn Stone. | ||
| Jesus, man. | ||
| I'm gonna get to the shit talking. | ||
| Quit acting like a child for one second! | ||
| I'm trying to be diplomatic before I say something awful. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| I am going to shit on him. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I am a shithead in a top hat. | ||
| I get away with the shitheadery because I wear a top hat. | ||
| I could shit on his face right now. | ||
| He'll hire me in four years. | ||
| I'm Roger goddamn Stone. | ||
| Yeah, that is the other thing. | ||
| I get the sense that, like, Roger thinks that he's going to be employable on the other side of this. | ||
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Yeah, totally. | |
| That's why you got to be like, yes, Gary Johnson is a good man. | ||
| His record. | ||
| I've never disparaged him. | ||
| I plan on working. | ||
| I definitely don't plan on going to jail. | ||
| So, well, he didn't. | ||
| No, that's fair. | ||
| So, they have this story that we heard on the last 2016 episode, the Anthony Weiner's laptop. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And, man, it's remarkable to me how exactly the same this is with Hunter Biden's laptop. | ||
| It is remarkable. | ||
| To the point where even... | ||
| same person is pushing the story. | ||
| I'm told that they have told former Mayor Rudy Giuliani that these files do in fact have solid evidence of a consortium of crimes, that the files appear to be essentially, in some cases, blackmail files. | ||
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There are government documents here that have just been forwarded. | |
| There are all kinds of things that would be communicated. | ||
| And again, the same words that I'd heard from other police sources, treason, profiteering, pay-for-play, corruption, sexual exploitation of children, again, extraordinary documents pertaining to the Clinton Foundation. | ||
| It's all just like reruns. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's just the same thing. | ||
| It must be why Rudy was so mad when everybody saw that story and were like, God damn it, we've done this before. | ||
| Nobody really felt that they knew exactly when we'd done this before, but we were all like... | ||
| We've seen this shit before. | ||
| This is exactly the same shit. | ||
| It's Rudy Giuliani getting shit and just putting it out there. | ||
| Yeah, but it's also... | ||
| The Hunter one has a little bit of a more exciting backstory. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| But, yeah, I mean, it's... | ||
| You know, you forget about little details about... | ||
| I mean, because everything is so crazy, and there's so much spaghetti being thrown against the wall over and over and over again throughout... | ||
| You know, the 2016 election and since. | ||
| No, they've said everything. | ||
| You forget, like, I have deja vu. | ||
| Oh, it's because we did this exact thing. | ||
| Exact thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So at this point, Jesse James is still on his way to studio. | ||
| And so Alex brings in Leanne McAdoo and Joe Biggs, both who are not there anymore. | ||
| No, they're doing great. | ||
| Leanne's got a really important purpose. | ||
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Cool. | |
| We just shot a Facebook mention, speaking of that, and by the time I left the thing, it had already gotten 50,000 views, and the topic was on the Clinton Foundation because it's one of the top trending things on Facebook right now. | ||
| It's Missy Leanne bragging about traffic. | ||
| She comes in to brag about traffic. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's a preoccupation that they have. | ||
| Man, this is such a goddamn hubris. | ||
| Yeah, oh yeah. | ||
| Slash, like... | ||
| Resignation. | ||
| It's such a, like, we're gonna be on top forever! | ||
| Now Trump's probably not gonna win. | ||
| He's not gonna win. | ||
| But we're so great! | ||
| It's outrageous the level that it is. | ||
| Because I have not cut out all the times that they just ramble about their traffic. | ||
| But it's incessant. | ||
| Just like, we've destroyed CNN! | ||
| We've destroyed the mainstream media! | ||
| We're on top! | ||
| Yeah, it is the, like, we're gonna live forever that someone says right before they fall off a roof. | ||
| That is brutal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is really brutal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, in this next clip, I believe he's talking to Jesse James, or in the middle of introducing him, but Alex fudges his timeline just a tiny bit. | ||
| I never liked the Democrats. | ||
| The Republicans don't deliver on what they say they're doing, but I agree with their platform more. | ||
| But with Trump! | ||
| I mean, I've gone from like grudgingly supporting him a year and a half ago to like so proud. | ||
| That I support him. | ||
| This guy, the stamina, the work, the attacks. | ||
| A year and a half prior to this would have been, what, May 2015? | ||
| Trump didn't announce by that point. | ||
| Alex did not support him immediately, grudgingly. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So yeah, his timeline's a little bit iffy there. | ||
| He did not really support Trump until at least the end of 2015. | ||
| So Jesse James, you know, I think this is a little bit iffy. | ||
| I think that he's very dumb. | ||
| In terms of some of the things he says. | ||
| You might be able to take this as racist also. | ||
| I grew up in the hood, man. | ||
| I was born in Lidwood and grew up in Southgate and Long Beach and I was like, man, it'd be cool to have a brother as president. | ||
| That's what we need. | ||
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We needed Billy Dee Williams to come in and like, look, this is what it's going to be like. | |
| We needed that. | ||
| Instead, we got Urkel and then everybody realized like, oh wait, he's a college professor. | ||
| And it's like... | ||
| If college professors were so great at what they do, how come they're not all billionaires? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Why are they billionaires? | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| I think you could probably debate whether or not it's like, hey, he's not the right kind of black person. | ||
| He's the Urkel. | ||
| I don't remember Billy Dee Williams saying, listen up, motherfucker, this is how it's gonna be. | ||
| You need to watch Star Wars again. | ||
| No, he didn't do that. | ||
| He didn't even do that in the Colt 45 commercials, which, although, that would have been great. | ||
| I would say, for me, I don't think... | ||
| I don't think I could take anyone seriously. | ||
| If they were like, if teachers are so great, why aren't they billionaires? | ||
| I would throw things. | ||
| I find that statement to be a little bit dumb. | ||
| I mean, incredibly dumb. | ||
| Well, I mean, I could answer him seriously. | ||
| Like, we could pretend that this is a serious point that he's making. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That would be a good pretense. | ||
| Some people have no desire to be billionaires, and some people, instead of being validated strictly by the accumulation of money, find that living a life where you enrich other people's lives and educate and help guide the next generation through educational hurdles. | ||
| Ooh, response to that. | ||
| You're a dirty... | ||
| Fucking commie. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I want to be a billionaire. | ||
| Now you're good! | ||
| America! | ||
| I've been chastised into capitalism. | ||
| That's all it takes. | ||
| So apparently, I think that Jesse doesn't like teachers. | ||
| Teachers teach because they can't do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Every college professor, when I was in college, they're all disgruntled. | ||
| They all feel like everything's stacked against them, and they're all like... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| According to biography.com... | ||
| Quote, Jesse graduated high school in 1987 and enrolled at Riverside Community College, where he played on the football team and dreamed of somehow making the leap from small school ball to NFL. | ||
| However, following two injury-plagued seasons, James quit the team and dropped out of school. | ||
| So, I mean, look, there's no shame in going to community colleges or junior colleges, but don't pretend that you have this broad view and you can shit on professors and, yeah, all college professors are all disgruntled and they're all mad. | ||
| Don't pretend that you have a full view of the subject. | ||
| When you went to community college for two years, probably mostly to play football, it didn't work out, and then you dropped out. | ||
| Like, you didn't have a full college experience. | ||
| Do you... | ||
| Like, okay. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| If your view of college professors at a community college, a small community college, is that they are all, like... | ||
| Everybody's against us and all that stuff. | ||
| Did it ever occur to you to stop for one second and think, I wonder if everyone's against them? | ||
| And the answer to that is yes. | ||
| Everyone is against them, and somehow they still go to work to teach your dumbass who doesn't care because you're playing Juco football. | ||
| So screw you! | ||
| I've met a lot more professors than Jesse has through my life. | ||
| And I will give it to him that most of them are pretty grumpy. | ||
| But, that said... | ||
| Well, if you know things, you're grumpy. | ||
| That's just the truth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're grumpy in a fun way. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, I would say that this next clip of Jesse does not pass the smell test. | ||
| I'm like an entrepreneur of humans, and I have the best BS detector ever. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| He was always against napkin, yeah. | ||
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Yeah, and I can meet someone and, like... | |
| No, whether they're full of shit or not. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
| That is exactly what you say right before you get conned by somebody named Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah, I would say that your presence in the media and a lot of the stuff that you're most notable for in the public eye lead me to believe you may not have a good BS detector. | ||
| My bullshit detector is off the charts, and that's why I trust Trump whenever he says literally everything. | ||
| Yeah, I would say maybe not. | ||
| So you can tell Alex's voice is a little bit weird. | ||
| There's a tone change. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| I think he just crashed. | ||
| I think he just gets really tired. | ||
| In the middle of the interview, too. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| He almost has the energy sucked out of him. | ||
| I don't know how to describe it, but if you listen to it in its entirety, at some point in the middle of it, it feels different. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That sounds like when the drugs run out. | ||
| So, anyway, this is the clip that I just felt like kind of had that feeling of post-crash. | ||
| Well, here's what people ask me about again. | ||
| Low taxes, prosperity, great medical care, a future. | ||
| I mean, you know, Soros went on 16 Minutes. | ||
| They've taken it off the web. | ||
| We've got a clip of it. | ||
| But if you put it up, they hit you with copyright. | ||
| And it's Leslie Stahl. | ||
| This is like 1999. | ||
| She goes, you helped round up more than 10,000 Jews in Romania and Hungary. | ||
| Do you apologize? | ||
| He goes, no, I do not. | ||
| It's what I need to do. | ||
| The point is, this guy is the biggest demon you can imagine. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's not true. | ||
| Alex is lying about that interview, but you can tell they're just like, they're sort of like, ooh. | ||
| There is a deflation that happens. | ||
| And thankfully, Alex leaves. | ||
| Then Owen Troyer comes in and takes over, and... | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| He talks to Jack Posobiec. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| And I don't care. | ||
| What an all-star election eve. | ||
| However. | ||
| So many people that are not allowed in polite society anymore or don't work at InfoWars anymore or are Roger Stone. | ||
| Yeah, it's a wild row of folks who are like, wow, this is the faces of InfoWars in 2016. | ||
| Yeah, and Owen is co-hosting with someone named Maggie, who's like, I don't even remember who this person is. | ||
| I had to look her up. | ||
| Millie Weaver in a wig? | ||
| It's not. | ||
| I had to look her up. | ||
| She used to work for the Young Turks. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| Then started working at Infowars. | ||
| Then started working for RT. | ||
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Of course. | |
| And then, according to the Daily Dot, there was an article that was claiming that she was dating Jack Berkman. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| The guy who works with Jacob Wall. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Yeah, I was like, what? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Let's do it! | ||
| That's a fucking career path is what that is. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I don't even remember her. | ||
| She was at InfoWars for a cup of coffee. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| She was not there very long. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Anyway, Owen is on, and towards the end of the night, late into the evening, this happens. | ||
| And I think that they probably are glad this happened at a point where it would be very hard for someone to find it or remember that this happened on the day before the election in 2016. | ||
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Here's what I'll do, folks. | |
| Actually, before you go into that, I've got to tell you, we've got a guy on the line who just said he's got a story about a former Comet Pizza employee who was convicted of pedophilia. | ||
| Okay, so we'll take that call, but here's what I'll say. | ||
| I'm going to do this in the brainwashed proper fashion, okay? | ||
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Well, folks, we have found some really damning evidence of some pictures. | |
| Alleged. | ||
| And we have some alleged pictures. | ||
| We have some strange artwork from Tony Podesta. | ||
| We have some Satanists who invite the Podestas to a cultic dinner. | ||
| It appears though we have some symbolism being used here with pizza and cheese and it may be linked to child pedophilia. | ||
| It does look as though David Brock has a connection with this pizza place owner and that the Obama Uh-oh. | ||
| Owen's doing Pizzagate. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Oh, it's stupid. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Late in the evening, Dan, whenever the Pizzagate comes out. | ||
| When the sun goes down, the Pizzagate comes out. | ||
| So you might have heard that producer saying, like, we got a guy who's... | ||
| Yeah, and they're like, no, no, no, no. | ||
| No, no, they take that call. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Let's go to, is that Beardzen who knows a former employee of Comet Pizza? | ||
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Yeah, that's right. | |
| Yeah, so I'm from R the Donald. | ||
| We've been digging in on this quite a bit, and we found that there's a gentleman by the name of Paul Town that was actually convicted. | ||
| He worked there at Comet Pizza for about a year and a half, and he was convicted for pedophilia. | ||
| What was his name again? | ||
| So, Paul Town is a prank name. | ||
| That was being used by posters on 4chan. | ||
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Okay. | |
| You can find archived threads where people are laughing at Owen as this episode is happening. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Because Paul Town is a reference to Pole, the pole board on 4chan. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| At least that is the sense that I got from looking through their comments. | ||
| And they're all thinking it's hilarious. | ||
| Because it's very funny. | ||
| Yeah, and clearly that guy said he's from r slash the Donald. | ||
| He's from the Donald subreddit. | ||
| So this is clearly a guy fucking with him. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And so it kind of gets sad when Owen responds to this guy giving him this intel like this. | ||
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How did you come across him? | |
| Like, how did you encounter this person? | ||
| So we've been just basically going through different employee registrations and things like that that we could find online. | ||
| We cross-referenced that information with the police database, and we found that this guy, Paul Town, is actually involved in a pedophilia charge. | ||
| Well, I just want to give you a round of applause because this is the type of effort it takes from we the people, folks. | ||
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Okay? | |
| Again, we... | ||
| I'm sorry, did the FBI call into that show and give us this intel? | ||
| Did the Washington Police Department call in and give us this intel? | ||
| No. | ||
| Owen is applauding this guy for pranking him. | ||
| Well, I wonder if they had Jesse James there, I'm sure he would have seen right through this prank. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| He's got a really good bullshit. | ||
| I think one of the ways that you would see through this prank is like, this guy keeps saying that name. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's almost like he's stressing the name. | ||
| Paul Town. | ||
| Yeah, it's almost like he can't stop getting that name out. | ||
| It's almost like he's beginning every sentence with meow? | ||
| And if I were, I don't know, someone was working at an actual news outlet, I wouldn't let someone accuse. | ||
| Nah, just random stranger. | ||
| I wouldn't let someone do that. | ||
| No backup? | ||
| No follow-up? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Clap. | ||
| Immediate round of applause. | ||
| Standing ovation to any caller who says anything I want him to say. | ||
| You don't want to run the risk of somebody slandering a private citizen on your show. | ||
| Owen's instincts are so terrible. | ||
| They're just the worst. | ||
| I'll tell you why Maggie's not there anymore. | ||
| She asked... | ||
| Where did you get this information from? | ||
| And that is the end of her career. | ||
| That is an interesting follow-up, and it is not for InfoWars. | ||
| It is not for InfoWars. | ||
| Excuse me, you are gonna need to... | ||
| You're fired. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| She was cleaning out her desk when she finished that question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I mean, like, look, dude. | ||
| The reality is Owen's getting pranked by 4chan. | ||
| And that's fine. | ||
| I mean, I guess. | ||
| You know, it is what it is. | ||
| It's InfoWars stuff, you know? | ||
| But it's not like he told people to go to Comet Ping Pong. | ||
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Has the New York Police Department raided this place? | |
| Let me ask you that. | ||
| Has the FBI raided this place? | ||
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Has anyone investigated Comet Pizza? | |
| Is there anybody planning on investigating Comet Pizza? | ||
| Does anybody even know what Comet Pizza is? | ||
| So I call on the American people. | ||
| Don't do anything illegal. | ||
| Don't break any laws. | ||
| Just go there tomorrow and start asking questions. | ||
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Be like, hey, you know what? | |
| This is a place in my neighborhood. | ||
| I like getting pizza here. | ||
| But all of a sudden, I'm seeing this weird stuff going on. | ||
| I'm not sure if I want to be buying pizza here anymore. | ||
| Can you guys stand up for yourselves? | ||
| What's your relation to David Brock? | ||
| Do you know the Podestas? | ||
| Why do we have these emails? | ||
| Why is that logo across the street? | ||
| What's going on at Comet Pizza? | ||
| So yeah, alright. | ||
| I mean, Owen told people to go to Comet Pizza. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He told everyone. | ||
| He said don't do anything illegal, Dan. | ||
| He did. | ||
| And he told them to go get to the bottom of it like the good, competent investigators in his audience can do. | ||
| I am calling on the American people. | ||
| To go. | ||
| To go and get to the bottom of this. | ||
| To go and harass the guy with 30 questions that he just tossed off in a row. | ||
| I am doing something we will later pretend we did not do. | ||
| Didn't do. | ||
| Never happened. | ||
| But at least he didn't really stress it. | ||
| I'll give him that. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
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This is how you get involved in this fight. | |
| This is how you change the world. | ||
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Think about that. | |
| Think about you. | ||
| You're sitting at your couch. | ||
| It's a Monday night. | ||
| It's 1 o 'clock here, Central Time. | ||
| You're sitting on your couch. | ||
| You're watching InfoWars. | ||
| Maybe you're enjoying some popcorn or something, some chocolate. | ||
| You're just sitting down. | ||
| Well, maybe tomorrow you go to Comet Pizza and you capture video footage that changes the world. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| That is how you make an impact, folks. | ||
| You get off your duff. | ||
| You go out. | ||
| You make some action happen. | ||
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You look for some answers. | |
| Man, that's how you change the world. | ||
| You get off your duff and go down to Comet Ping Pong Pizza and change the world. | ||
| I would not want that recorded. | ||
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No. | |
| That's not something that I would want on record. | ||
| This looks real bad in hindsight. | ||
| I would not want the world to know that I said that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That would be bad. | ||
| So here are the things that you find by looking at the day before the election in 2016. | ||
| One, I'm still not convinced Alex was convinced Trump was going to win. | ||
| True. | ||
| I don't think he wanted Trump to win. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Well, I think that he was ambivalent at best. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| He was keenly aware of the monetization benefits and possibilities that Hillary won. | ||
| Which is why he's like, hey, don't freak out. | ||
| Don't freak out if the globalists steal the election. | ||
| I'll be fine. | ||
| My traffic's going really well. | ||
| Yeah, we have a path forward in that case. | ||
| And then, yeah, as the night wore on, Owen Schroeder, That's why you don't do these marathons! | ||
| You can't... | ||
| These guys... | ||
| Have a completely controlled area of time that they will not say the worst thing that they can say. | ||
| And it's just, once you let them go on past that, it gets wild. | ||
| And man, Owen was early in his career at this point, too. | ||
| He hadn't been at Infowars for very long, so like, he had... | ||
| Need to get this out. | ||
| This is fucked up. | ||
| This is how fucked up InfoWars is. | ||
| Maggie fired. | ||
| Obviously, she wasn't fired, but she did not stick around because she, obviously, asked the question, hey, where'd you get this information? | ||
| Maybe, maybe. | ||
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Owen, straight up, go to... | |
| Fucking Comet Ping Pong! | ||
| Straight up go there and harass them! | ||
| And now he's Alex's second in command. | ||
| And he's number two. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| I think we can see how that works. | ||
| And I mean, granted, this is also something that, you know, it's kind of difficult to know how much is real and how much is the sense that I get. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But from listening to this, it feels like Alex and Roger are both kind of like, eh? | ||
| And then, like, Joe Biggs. | ||
| And Owen feel like real believers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They feel like they're actually convicted on this path. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Leanne, I have no idea what's going on with. | ||
| Very ambivalent about the whole... | ||
| Maggie, I have no feeling about at all. | ||
| She asked a question, which I'm proud of her for doing. | ||
| David Knight's too boring to figure out what he's up to. | ||
| Why would you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is weird, but I think it was much more productive and much more pleasant to look at than to try and get something about the present day. | ||
| Yeah, get that shit out of here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Here's another out-of-context drop, just for fun. | ||
| Every time I'm out walking the dogs, somebody's like, do you live around here? | ||
| And I'm like, hey, you son of a bitch. | ||
| No, I don't live around here. | ||
| I mean, I don't mean to be like that. | ||
| What? | ||
| Man, this guy! | ||
| And dogs! | ||
| He gets angry when he's walking the dog. | ||
| He is getting... | ||
| He is a real Dahmer-level relationship with dogs. | ||
| He's got to yell at someone when he's out walking the dog so he doesn't punch it. | ||
| Unreal. | ||
| Unreal. | ||
| So, everyone out there, I hope you're doing well, and for our U.S. wonks, I hope you folks stay safe this year election. | ||
| We'll be back at the end of the week. | ||
| Maybe we'll have a little bonus on Wednesday. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| Maybe we'll do that, just to have something to put out. | ||
| But I really don't believe that we would have something productive and worthwhile to add. | ||
| By Wednesday about the topics that people want to hear about. | ||
| The present doesn't exist until Wednesday for me because it's just like, I can't hang. | ||
| So we'll be back then. | ||
| But until that point, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yes, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledgefight and I go to bed Jordan. | ||
| Yes, we're on Facebook. | ||
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We are on Facebook. | |
| If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out those who are doing God's work right now. | ||
| We'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| I just want to hear this again. | ||
| And get ready to bleep this for our stations, but I'm going to say it because I mean it. | ||
| Fuck Michael Bloomberg. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |