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Oct. 30, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
03:39:47
#497: Third Try's A Charm

Knowledge Fight dissects Alex Jones’ chaotic Joe Rogan Experience appearance, where he peddled debunked claims—like Robert Maxwell’s "MI6 massage spy" death or Hunter Biden’s sex trafficking ties—while Rogan failed to push back despite Jones’ mispronunciations and shifting stances. Jones also falsely linked Gretchen Whitmer to a kidnapping plot, misrepresented the Rockefeller Foundation’s Lockstep scenario as prophecy, and twisted vaccine data, including Sudan’s polio outbreak. Rogan’s half-hearted corrections and avoidance of accountability (e.g., "clean coal," transphobia) let Jones evade facts, reinforcing his credibility in the audience. The hosts conclude Rogan’s platform enables deception unless used as deliberate satire, urging listeners to question unchecked conspiracy narratives. [Automatically generated summary]

Participants
Main
a
alex jones
infowars 25:52
d
dan friesen
02:08:36
j
joe rogan
21:24
j
jordan holmes
36:01
Appearances
j
jamie vernon
00:55
t
tim dillon
02:47
Callers
andy in kansas
callers 00:07
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
It's time to pray.
And I have great respect for knowledge fight.
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
Shang me are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need not need money.
Reddit.
Andy and Pansy.
Andy and Pandy.
Andy and Pansy.
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Andy.
alex jones
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding it.
andy in kansas
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fixed pin color over here saying I love your work.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
I have a quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot is a very rare, possibly unprecedented advance bright spot.
I have a bright spot that has not happened yet.
Okay.
But as this episode is recorded.
jordan holmes
Dangerous.
dan friesen
As this episode is recorded, it hasn't happened.
But on Friday, when it's out, it will have happened.
Pikmin 3 delivers.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
So this is supposed to be my day off.
And we got called.
It's a great day off.
Got called into duty because of world circumstances and Alex Jones going on Joe Rogan's podcast.
And the way I'm going to treat myself is play in Pikmin later.
And just the image of that bright spot is enough for me.
jordan holmes
It's keeping you going.
dan friesen
I love Pikmin.
jordan holmes
You haven't slept for two days, so you might as well play some Pikmin videos.
dan friesen
I've slept a little.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on.
dan friesen
But yeah, I'm very much looking forward to it because there's apparently, like, I've played Pikmin 3, but apparently there's new stuff added, new puzzles and things.
I'm very excited.
Very well-made games.
A lot of fun.
Cute little aliens.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's great.
jamie vernon
Yeah.
dan friesen
Fun problem solving.
You got to fix your fucking spaceship by finding bottle caps.
jordan holmes
That makes me feel like who doesn't love that?
That's fine with me.
Yeah.
unidentified
Whatever.
dan friesen
Anyway, what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
You know what?
I'm going to keep going.
No, no, no.
I'm going to keep going with the video game thing, though.
dan friesen
I think that's pretty common these days.
jordan holmes
Well, there's not much else to do.
dan friesen
There's so much coming up.
There's like Assassin's Creed, Valhalla.
jordan holmes
I'm super excited for that.
unidentified
Oh, God.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I put well over 200 hours in Odyssey.
dan friesen
There's the Calamity, Age of Calamity, Zelda.
Man, it's just like by the end of the year, there's just going to be too much to play.
jordan holmes
I disagree.
There's going to be not enough outside to go to.
dan friesen
There's always a lot of video games, but there aren't always a lot that are actually in my wheelhouse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And that's kind of alarming.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That the end of this year is just full of games that I want to play kind of makes me think that we might take December off just to play video games.
No, I think the world might take December onward.
jordan holmes
Oh, that'll be the best Christmas gift in the world.
dan friesen
It's a sign of Armageddon that a lot of games that I like are coming up.
jordan holmes
Hey, whenever my cubs won the World Series, we immediately got Trump.
So there we go.
You and I cannot enjoy things.
dan friesen
If they announce in the next month or so that there's a new Donkey Kong Country game, get a bunker.
Because it's over.
With a new system.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
jordan holmes
I interrupted you.
Mine is actually retro.
About 20 years ago, there was this turn-based strategy game like Civilization called Master of Magic.
And I used to play that with my childhood friend obsessively.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that was, of course, 20 years ago.
What I found out recently, though, is like 10 years ago, somebody who also loved that game made a mod for Civilization 4.
So I got everything set up, and it's fucking perfect.
It is exactly the experience that I wanted 20 years ago, and it is nailing it.
This is all 15-year-old shit.
dan friesen
That's awesome.
jordan holmes
But I've got it on my old computer, and it runs perfectly, and it makes me feel so good, like nostalgia all the way.
dan friesen
I'm very happy for you.
This would be like if I got, I don't know, returned to Zork.
Missed.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Riven.
Yeah, Riven.
dan friesen
No one beat Riven.
jordan holmes
Set in fucking.
It's a mod for Fallout 4.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, Jordan, today, we've got a lot to go over.
And I got to be honest, Jordan.
alex jones
Well, listen, I need to talk to you.
joe rogan
I'm a little lightheaded.
alex jones
All right.
I'm going to go get some apple juice.
And I'm going to pray to Jesus.
joe rogan
We got some in here.
alex jones
Listen, I need to talk to you.
dan friesen
I need to talk to you.
Jordan, I need to talk to you.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
About Alex Jones going on.
jordan holmes
This is going to be a lot of apple juice and screaming.
I need to talk to you.
dan friesen
I will say that Alex does drink about half a bottle of whiskey by the end of this time.
jordan holmes
That would sound right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
How many hours is it?
dan friesen
Three hours and 11 minutes.
jordan holmes
Half a bottle in three hours and 11 minutes.
dan friesen
In honor of Alex's favorite band, 3-11.
They went three hours and 11 minutes.
That's fun.
jordan holmes
That's fun.
dan friesen
They're satanic, man.
jordan holmes
That's awful.
dan friesen
The peanut and 3-1-1 evil.
Yeah.
Yeah, so they went about three hours.
And Alex is credited.
I've seen him way drunker.
Like, it's not.
But the end is really depressing.
The end of this episode is incredibly fucked up and depressing.
Yeah.
But, you know, there's some fun stuff along the way.
I'm going to prep.
jordan holmes
I'm finally going to admit it.
I killed those dogs.
dan friesen
I punched the dog in the face.
No, that was our last episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was our last episode.
dan friesen
I'm going to say that I think that Joe Rogan tries.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
However, I don't think he's committed to what he's pretending to do, which is holding Alex Jones to account for claims that he makes.
Sure.
And I also would say that there is literally no way to do an interview like this responsibly.
You just can't do it.
And I think it's demonstrated by the fact that Joe Rogan is presumably trying and it fails so miserably.
tim dillon
Yeah.
dan friesen
This sucks.
jordan holmes
No, he failed miserably and unforgivably when he booked Alex again.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We didn't even need the show.
unidentified
True.
dan friesen
True.
And the whole premise of like, you're my friend.
I think you're fun.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, is this fun?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We'll see if this seems fun.
Oh, boy.
I apologize.
I've been working around the clock to get this episode ready to put out, and I forgot to grab some names for shout-outs.
So we'll do double on the next episode.
Today's my day off.
To all of you out there who support the show, we really appreciate it.
And you're all policywonks.
unidentified
Very much so.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
unidentified
I need everyone to hear that drop.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today it is what it is.
Here's an out-of-context drop from today's show.
alex jones
You want to know why I'm so crazy?
joe rogan
No.
dan friesen
I love that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's nice.
dan friesen
You want to know why I work?
jordan holmes
That's nice.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No, I do not, sir.
dan friesen
Yeah, not interested.
jordan holmes
If you start, you're not going to stop.
So, no.
dan friesen
So I generally have watched Rogan's show on YouTube because it's there.
Sure.
And I decided that this time I was going to download the audio, the podcast.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And that way I could just have the audio version in case anything happened to it.
Like maybe it mysteriously disappears from Spotify.
It could have happened.
But apparently, since that has happened, it's gotten back up on Spotify.
Oh, okay.
And Rogan claims that there was a tech glitch.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't know what's going on.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
dan friesen
Don't care.
Fine.
jordan holmes
It's a tech glitch.
Don't care.
dan friesen
But one thing I didn't realize is that Rogan does ads.
joe rogan
Hello, friends.
Welcome to the show.
This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Whoop.
unidentified
So, Whoop, congratulations on being associated with this.
Whoop.
jordan holmes
Whoop and Alex Jones.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I thought that was surprising because there's an ad at the beginning of this episode.
unidentified
That's a little bit weird.
dan friesen
But then it kept going.
joe rogan
We're also brought to you by the motherfucking Cash App.
dan friesen
This is funny that there's a Cash App ad on this episode since Cash App is owned by Square, which was co-founded and currently owned by Jack Dorsey, the head of Twitter, who's Alex's mortal enemy.
Even funnier when you realize that Square's director and also co-founder is Jim McKelvey, who is also on the board of directors for the Federal Reserve Bank in St. Louis.
This Joe Rogan shows up to its eyeballs in globalist games.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
God damn it.
alex jones
They're taking globalist money.
jordan holmes
You can't find our corporate overlords.
There's no space.
There's no space free of them.
It's all corporate overlords.
dan friesen
They're paying off Rogan.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So there's another ad.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
joe rogan
We're also brought to you by Squarespace.
Squarespace is the host of my website, JoeRogan.com.
dan friesen
Nothing against Squarespace.
They pretty much advertise on all podcasts.
jordan holmes
All the podcasts.
dan friesen
Yeah, they seem to have that niche down.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Them and what?
Sheets.
Sheets or everything.
dan friesen
Stamps.com.
jordan holmes
Stamps.com.
dan friesen
The various mattresses and boxes.
jordan holmes
Oh, you can get a mattress any podcast.
dan friesen
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then there's.
jordan holmes
Can I just say real quick, I love that we don't do ads.
dan friesen
Yeah, me too.
jordan holmes
We're poor, and we're going to die that way.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
jordan holmes
God, it's so much better than doing ads.
joe rogan
Yeah, whoop.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
And then there's another ad.
joe rogan
We're also brought to you by Tushi.
Tushy is a bidet that shoots water on your butt, a sleek bidet attachment that clips on to your existing toilet.
dan friesen
He's selling bidet attachments.
jordan holmes
You know, that sold it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I wasn't going to get a bidet, but now that Joe Rogan has said you attach it to your toilet.
joe rogan
Tushy.
jordan holmes
You attach it to your toilet and it sprays water up your ass.
Joe, you sold me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, look, I think it's remarkable that Joe Rogan's doing ads.
Like, he's the biggest podcast in the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He has all kinds of revenue streams.
He doesn't need to do this.
I imagine maybe it's partially.
unidentified
What is he?
dan friesen
I don't know.
You know, it's making so much money off of this.
unidentified
We live in a world where you 10 minutes of ads.
jordan holmes
You and I live in a world where we didn't need.
You know, if we had $100 million, we wouldn't do ads.
Period.
I don't know.
I don't think we'd do the show.
unidentified
Do something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we would do something.
dan friesen
Maybe talk about Joe Rogan's podcast.
jordan holmes
Tool around on a boat talking about Joe Rogan's podcast.
But it's just one of those things.
Like, there's no end to capitalism.
You know, it's always, hey, just because you're making enough money doesn't mean you couldn't be making more money, Danny.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I'm not criticizing that.
I'm not hating the hustle.
jordan holmes
Not anything.
unidentified
It is what it is.
dan friesen
I'm just saying that this was surprising to me because I didn't think that this was the way that his show operated because I've only watched it on YouTube.
And these ads are not on the YouTube version.
So I thought that is a little bit strange.
And also, Tushy, Squarespace, Cash App, and Whoop should know that they're associated with everything that comes up later.
And they should be proud of themselves.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
So here's the first clip that is not an ad.
And it's Joe Rogan welcoming his producer, Jamie, back to the show.
joe rogan
Young Jamie, back in the fucking saddle.
How you feeling?
jamie vernon
Very well, thank you.
joe rogan
COVID-free four days in a row, no.
jamie vernon
Kicked it.
jordan holmes
What?
joe rogan
No, you still can't taste anything?
You lick a battery?
jamie vernon
I'm going to come back today, but yeah, like 5% taste.
It's got to be pickle juice.
Doesn't even taste like anything.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
It just tastes like water?
unidentified
Whoa.
jamie vernon
Very weird.
joe rogan
But you don't have any residual symptoms?
Nothing wrong?
jamie vernon
Oh, good.
Can breathe everything.
joe rogan
Good to see you back.
dan friesen
No residual symptoms except for I can't taste pickle juice.
jordan holmes
Ah, man.
jamie vernon
Man.
jordan holmes
Man, people are crazy.
People are fucking crazy, Dave.
dan friesen
I don't want to be too judgmental, but the idea that this show is happening at all is nuts.
On October 19th, it was reported in Forbes that, quote, popular podcast, the Joe Rogan experience, has temporarily been struck down by the coronavirus after a key member of Rogan's team tested positive for COVID-19.
Obviously, I can't possibly be privy to the kind of precautions and such that they take or whether or not the announcement on the 19th was delayed from when Jamie got the positive diagnosis, but it absolutely blows my mind that they would think it's a great idea to have people sitting in a confined space for hours talking and drinking when one of them recently had COVID.
I understand that the Rogan podcast is big business and these tushy ads gotta go somewhere.
And if he doesn't put out the episodes, you know, that revenue stream might be hindered a little bit.
Doing this seems a little irresponsible, if not for their own sake, then for the message that it sends to the audience about how not seriously they're taking these things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, look, you're four days free, right?
That means that we're all safe.
dan friesen
And you kicked it in a day.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
But you can't taste pickles.
One of these stronger tastes.
jordan holmes
I need to just start carrying around more fruits to throw.
Like, that's if I saw Joe Rogan anywhere, it's a tomato to the face.
Well, as soon as I can, as soon as I can unleash it.
dan friesen
I'm going to promise you this.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm growing some tomatoes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
You are growing tomatoes.
dan friesen
Farm to face.
jordan holmes
I'm going to have a satchel.
I'm going to pick tomatoes every show.
dan friesen
We're going to make this happen.
jordan holmes
I'm going to toss them.
dan friesen
So here Alex gets introduced, and he is nerve-filled.
He's full of nerves.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Alex Jones.
alex jones
This is the most anticipated thing I ever did.
I've probably had no exaggeration, two or three thousand people in the last year and a half asked me, when are you going back on Joe Rogan?
And I'm always saying, I don't know, I don't know.
And then I learned, you were moving here like three, four months ago, and now we're here.
This is exciting.
I don't get butterflies anymore, but I'd actually have them here.
And this is great.
It's good to have butterflies after about 20 years.
Didn't get it the last two times I was on.
Didn't get it when I interviewed Trump.
Didn't get in a lot of things, but I've got butterflies here today.
dan friesen
I got butterflies.
jordan holmes
Fucking lying piece of shit.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
You fucking lie.
You even said to Trump, I've got butterflies right now.
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You lying piece of shit.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, all these guys, like, one of the things that they, the sort of their primary way they operate is to flatter each other in ways that ingratiate themselves.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like when we go on other people's podcasts and they're like, I totally love Knowledge Fight.
And you're like, this podcast is seven hours long.
There's no way you can.
dan friesen
Nice of you to say so.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, you're very kind.
That's great.
But come on, man.
I don't expect anybody to have time to listen to this.
dan friesen
So in the past, whenever Alex has been on Rogan's podcast, he's been accompanied by one Eddie Bravo.
joe rogan
Yes.
dan friesen
Who is a goofy, kind of fun.
He brings some levity to things.
jordan holmes
He's a little bit of a space weirdo.
I like it.
dan friesen
Flat Earth.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
A little bit.
Real dumb.
Real dumb.
But he's a good dude.
dan friesen
Also seems to have a charm to him that kind of softs the edges of whenever Alex and Joe Rogan are sitting there having a stupid conversation.
This time, Eddie is not there.
However, there is a third participant, and that is comedian Tim Dylan, who is a comedian.
jordan holmes
Do we know him?
dan friesen
We have some mutual friends.
Yeah, okay.
I don't know if I've ever met him.
jordan holmes
I think.
Well, I don't want to meet him anymore.
dan friesen
I feel like we might have crossed paths when I was in New York visiting, but I'm not entirely sure.
I don't want to say that because it sounds like I'm like, oh, I know this guy.
I don't know.
I do know that there are some circles that overlap.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think I remember the name, and it's either because he was at Zaney's one time whenever I was there.
dan friesen
Could have been.
jordan holmes
Maybe just hanging out or something.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a fairly successful comedian.
jordan holmes
He's pretty good.
No, he's pretty good.
dan friesen
And from what I understand, like, I think the only memory that I have of him is people I know telling me he's a nice guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know.
He's not Eddie Bravo.
I will say that.
He is not as fun as Eddie Bravo.
Shit.
And as a third wheel, it's weird.
Also, there's another dynamic that's going on, and that is that Joe Rogan is currently doing Sober October.
Alex is drinking quote-unquote apple juice, and Tim doesn't drink, so he's high as hell.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
So he's a sample of a sampling of the different states of mind that we might see at any given point in time on the Rogan show.
dan friesen
Gotcha.
Man, do they mix well?
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know what never works?
Somebody who's only drunk hanging out with somebody who's only high.
It doesn't happen.
dan friesen
So Tim is in there, and he's wearing a shirt because he wants to be funny.
And it says free Ghylaine.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Well, now I don't like him.
tim dillon
Yeah, I got my free Ghislaine shirt because I believe all women.
Is that how you say it?
I think so, yeah.
joe rogan
I thought it was Ghelane.
I thought it was Glenn.
alex jones
It might be Ghelane.
It's Ghislaine.
joe rogan
Do you know?
unidentified
Look at me.
jordan holmes
No, I don't.
joe rogan
Ghelane?
alex jones
It's Ghislaine.
joe rogan
Ghislaine?
jordan holmes
This is taking a while.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
Her father was a famous MI6 massage spy that reportedly used sex operatives to control people.
He died being thrown off a yacht in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
jordan holmes
Okay, is that true?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, part of it.
alex jones
Okay.
dan friesen
But Alex has absolutely no idea that he's mispronouncing Ghylaine's name.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
He has the confidence of a man who's wrong, doesn't care that he's wrong, and doesn't plan on caring soon.
Ghylaine Maxwell's father was named Robert Maxwell, and I'd love for Alex to try to prove any of the things that he's saying about that dude.
What we do know is that he died after falling off his yacht in the Canary Islands back in 1991.
However, Alex is trying to imply that this was a murder, and that's not substantiated at all.
The two leading theories are an accident or suicide.
The rationale for the suicide theory is fairly convincing.
Prior to his death, Robert Maxwell was a huge name in the print industry, publishing the Daily Mirror, Sunday Mirror, New York Daily News, just to name a few of his entities.
When he died, it was a huge shock, and people remembered him fondly with glowing obituaries.
A month later, a different story would come to the surface.
As it turned out, Maxwell was deeply in debt, and in order to keep his creditors at bay while maintaining his luxurious lifestyle, he'd stolen from his employees' pension fund.
After his death, it was discovered that 460 million pounds had disappeared, and just like that, the fond memories turned very sour.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit, that's where they got the bit from the IT crowd.
That's where that bit originates from.
I guarantee it.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
The boss is like the cops show up at his door, and his secretary comes in, and she's like, the cops are here.
They want to talk to you about the pension fund.
And he just like, okay, that sounds good.
And he walks over to the window, opens it up, and just jumps out.
dan friesen
I mean, I think that might also just be the kind of thing you imagine business people doing.
jordan holmes
That could be the Hudsucker proxy, too.
dan friesen
After his death, various conspiracy theories have popped up, but Alex couldn't prove any of the stuff that he's suggesting on this episode.
There's no evidence that he was murdered, and there's good reason to suspect his death could have been due to his own actions or due to an accident.
There's no evidence that he was a spy, and the proof offered is that he was an Israeli agent is pretty weak.
Basically, it's just the fact that his funeral took place in Israel and was attended by then prime minister and president of the country.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
That's not too weird, given that he was a Jewish man who had escaped Nazi occupation as a youth and was a lifelong friend and supporter of the state of Israel.
Wow, that could be.
I've read some articles that try to make the argument that Maxwell was a spy, but none of them are even close to conclusive.
And even these posts have to call him a, quote, alleged spy.
There is a book called Robert Maxwell, Israel's Super Spy, that claims that he was a super spy, but the reviews of this thing are not great.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Quote, intriguing, if somewhat overreaching.
Quote, at times hard to believe.
jordan holmes
What a very nice euphemism to use.
Full of shit.
dan friesen
A review by Michael Packenham in the Baltimore Sun puts things into somewhat of a perspective.
The authors of the book are, quote, one-man book factories with 56 previous books released between the two of them.
Kind of get the sense that they just crank shit out.
Damn it.
jordan holmes
I am shitty at this.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're 55 behind that pair.
Packenham says, quote, this is a big and ambitious book, probably too big.
I found it finally flawed by excess, by exaggeration of narration, and more fatally, of conclusions that are overdrawn, insufficiently elaborated, or substantiated.
He later says, quote, this amalgam of fact and insinuation converging without distinction suggests coining a new category of prose.
How about infuendo?
It can be totally possible that Robert Maxwell was secretly a spy, but it's important to stress that Alex Jones absolutely cannot substantiate or back up the two main claims that he has here to open the show, that Ghylaine Maxwell's father was a spy and that he was murdered when he fell off that yacht.
If you were pushed on either of these points, you would immediately have to retreat into saying things like, come on, and it's been declassified, that kind of shit.
jordan holmes
The idea that he's now making Ghylaine's horrific crimes like a family business, like, yeah, her dad trafficked underage girls, too.
It's just the Maxwells just do it is so fucking silly.
dan friesen
Well, it's the sort of thing that like, I think that if you want to introduce that as I thought, I'm not going to like, I'm not going to critique you for spitballing.
Like Robert Maxwell was a really influential, powerful person.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But at the same time, I'm going to demand that you have a certain amount of evidence to back up your claims.
jordan holmes
That's how you would think it's important.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I just find the evidence of these claims lacking.
And so I don't know.
I do think it's a little bit dumb.
jordan holmes
I like how book reviewers just have to be smart.
I think we'll invent a new genre of literature.
Infuendo.
dan friesen
They have to be pretty smart.
jordan holmes
As opposed to just being like, man, this is bullshit.
This isn't a new genre.
This is just an asshole talking shit.
dan friesen
They have to be diplomatic, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think their Venn diagram of book reviewers and aspiring authors or authors might be very small.
So Rogan gets to talking about how Alex told him about Epstein way back.
And this is where things kind of went off the rails for me in terms of like, God damn it, this episode's going to be so long.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
joe rogan
You were telling me about Epstein and this island years ago.
You were telling me long before anybody.
I think you told me about him before his first arrest.
alex jones
A long time ago, I talked about how they have these islands.
They fly.
They compromise children.
But I learned all this from Ted Gunderson 20 plus years ago.
He was in line to be the FBI director.
He was the head of the FBI in Los Angeles.
He was a very famous FBI agent.
He even ran COINTELPRO.
It's a civil rights movement.
He apologized for that before he died in the 2011 plays.
He came out and he was the one that explained to me about how they used these blackmail rings, elements of the CIA, and foreign intelligence groups, and how they would basically make people have sex with children to be part of these clubs and these cults they were setting up.
So I knew about all this from Ted Gunderson.
dan friesen
So Alex knew all this about from Ted Gunderson.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
With all due respect, I kind of have to suspect that Joe Rogan's memory is a little screwy here.
Searches on Prison Planet and InfoWars don't really show much of an awareness of Epstein prior to the mainstream news covering the story.
So, I kind of feel like Robin might be conflating things, thinking of something else Alex ranted about and being like, That's what you talked about, man.
jordan holmes
I would almost guarantee with Joe on this show.
It's like anything that sounds like it did eventually happen, he's going to be like, He probably told me.
Yeah, way before.
dan friesen
Especially considering you're talking about like 20-year-old conversations, or you were probably stoned out of your mind.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
Like, I don't trust the recall there.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
Now, as for Alex saying that he heard all this stuff from Ted Gunderson, I'm going to go ahead and say I believe that.
Ted Gunderson was a long-serving FBI agent, retiring in 1979 after a 27-year career, during which time he actually was in charge of multiple cities' offices, including Los Angeles.
Alex is not making that up.
After he retired, he decided to continue as a freelance investigator, and that's where things went completely off the rails for him.
jordan holmes
That's right.
dan friesen
In the 1980s, the United States experienced its last completely out-of-control satanic panic, and one of the more hysterical events in it was the McMartin preschool trial.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't want to get too much into detail about that, but the broad outline is this: there was a preschool in California run by the, it was founded by Virginia McMartin and run by some relatives.
A parent of one of the children who attended the school, who was also a severe alcoholic and paranoid schizophrenic, made some claims against teachers at the school, which ranged from sexual abuse, torture, to things that border on magic, like one of them could fly.
Yeah, this mother, quote, wrote a letter admitting that she didn't know fantasy from reality, which was weirdly hidden from the defendants in the eventual trial.
In the process of investigating these allegations, police sent out a letter to parents of other students at that school that was incredibly poorly written and, in hindsight, almost designed to prompt a panic.
They said that this assistant at the school, Ray Buckley, was under investigation for molestation and encouraged parents to question their children about sexual acts.
It's hard to imagine being a parent and reading the following line and not being terrified.
Quote, also, photos may have been taken of children without their clothing.
jordan holmes
Jesus!
dan friesen
Any information from your child regarding having ever observed Ray Buckley to leave a classroom alone with a child during any nap period or if they had ever observed Ray Buckley tie up a child is important.
Naturally, parental concern can go awry, and thus a bunch of new claims were made, though ultimately no evidence of anything was ever found.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
There are many that believe that the case would never have made it to the headlines or even very far into the investigation were it not for timing and politics.
In 1984, LA District Attorney Robert Philibosian was in a very close race for re-election to a post he had not initially won.
He'd been appointed district attorney after his predecessor had been elected attorney general general of the state of California.
In the course of his campaign, Philibosian made a big deal of the McMartin case.
From a 1990 article in the LA Times, quote, when the McMartin preschool indictments were first issued in March 1984, then District Attorney Robert Philibosian, facing a tough electoral challenge from Reiner, tried to exploit the case.
During pretrial hearings, he sat at the side of the prosecutors in court, a practice not seen in at least 15 years.
During recesses, Philibosian conducted hallway press conferences to grab some headlines.
Just before the primary, Philibosian added 92 counts on top of the already existing 115 and increased the number of alleged victims from 18 to 42.
Robert Philibosian lost his run for the DA office, but the damage had been done.
And by the time his successor, Ira Reitner, took over Ira Reiner, excuse me, took over, the case was too big for it to just go away.
There were allegations of ritualistic abuse against a ton of kids, which was now the biggest story in the country, which is a problem.
Seven people were ultimately arrested and indicted for these alleged crimes, including Buckley, his mother, and his sister, as well as three teachers at the school.
All charges were dropped against five of them before the case went to trial, leaving only Ray Buckley and his mother, Peggy, as co-defendants.
This was the longest and most expensive trial in U.S. history, ultimately ending up with almost 30 months of testimony and over two months of jury deliberations.
In the end, Peggy was acquitted of all charges, and the jury was deadlocked on 13 of the charges against Ray, with the four-person of the jury explaining, quote, the interview tapes were too biased, too leading.
That's the main crux of it.
Ray Buckley would go on to be retried, coincidentally, around the time when Ira Reiner was attempting to run for the office of California Attorney General.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
And again, they would fail to reach a conviction.
The state decided not to try Ray again, and all charges were dismissed.
The entire affair was a disgrace, and the pain it caused is almost unimaginable.
From the employees of the school whose lives were ruined to the children who were terrorized by the media attention and almost comically long trial, $15 million in taxpayer money was spent to ultimately achieve nothing other than leave emotional scars.
Though it's easy to see some of the political motivations for the prosecution, the ability for it to get there only really happened because of a couple specific people.
One of them was a therapist named Key McFarlane.
McFarlane worked at the Children's Institute International and was in charge of questioning the children who responded to the sensational letter from the police.
This was not well done.
Quote, videotapes of the interviews also showed that McFarlane and other therapists relied heavily on leading questions and subtle pressure to persuade children to join the chorus of accusers.
The defense played tapes that showed therapist Sean Connerly telling child interviewees that 183 kids had already revealed, quote, yucky secrets and that all the McMartin teachers were, quote, sick in the head and deserved to be beaten up.
The way she went about her work became an issue at the trial, and quote, outside of the presence of the jury, Judge Pounders declared, quote, in my view, her credibility is becoming more of an issue as she testifies here.
She was not even called as a witness for the prosecution in the second trial.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's great.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
McFarlane's style of questioning led to children making sensational claims like ritualistic animal sacrifice, secret torture rooms only accessible by tunnels, people flying.
unidentified
Ugh.
dan friesen
Some might suggest that allegations of underground rooms were the results of being asked by the therapists using devil puppets, quote, if they find a secret room, what do you think they'll find?
That implies to a child that you're interviewing the existence of a secret room.
jordan holmes
There already is a secret room.
dan friesen
Right.
Very suggestible leading questions.
The ensuing claims of underground rooms and tunnels would need to be investigated.
And you can probably already guess the independent investigator who got called in for that job went underneath the Getty and found all the Nazis.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Ted Gunderson.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's what happened.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's how we loop this back into Alex.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I can't say for certain what he was up to or why any of this happened, but by this point, Ted Gunderson clearly had lost his mind.
He was an independent investigator, but he wasn't the only one investigating this case.
It would be an understatement to say that his report on the matter doesn't match what anyone else has found.
jordan holmes
That's unsurprising.
dan friesen
For one, Ted claimed that he had found a 45-foot tunnel that had nine-foot-wide entrances under Ray Buckley's classroom.
That's pretty fucking huge, and that's not the sort of thing that other people would miss.
jordan holmes
You could see that.
You could knock on the fucking floor and hear a giant hollow fucking room underneath it if it's that big.
dan friesen
Strangely, no one but Ted has evidence of these hand-dug tunnels that apparently contained, quote, over 100 animal bones and, quote, a small white plastic plate with three pentagrams hand-drawn on top.
jordan holmes
Those are very easy to find.
dan friesen
Animal bones?
unidentified
If they're in a giant nine-foot by nine-foot tunnel underneath a classroom.
dan friesen
Well, animal biomass are also easy to find on this property that previously was a garbage dump.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Whatever.
Anyway, and also in his report, he has a picture of this plate that has the pentagrams.
They're just stars.
I don't know.
They're not like in a circle.
There's nothing overly.
jordan holmes
Are they made of macaroni?
Was it from the actual class?
I don't know.
dan friesen
So Gunderson wasn't actually the only person who found this evidence.
Sure, sure, sure.
He also had an archaeologist named E. Gary Stickle commissioned to do a very rushed archaeological assessment of the school looking for these fabled tunnels.
This work took place in 1990, around when the second trial was going on, but the DA's office told them even before they began their dig that they, quote, would not consider using any additional data from their work.
It was legally pointless.
jordan holmes
Oh, great, Did he find evidence of angels?
Is that what he found as a great archaeologist?
dan friesen
I read Stickle's archaeological report, and it's very difficult to pretend this is a professional, unbiased work.
It's full of conjecture about cover-ups and conspiracy, as well as many topics that are far outside the scope of archaeological evidence.
By the time Stickle went to work, there had already been an official investigation.
Sure.
And by March 1985, some of the parents had carried out an unprofessional digging expedition of their own, which had turned up nothing.
The site that Stickle had to work on was completely disrupted and contaminated.
If you read his own report, it's full of problems, like how earlier parents had dug up a 15-foot hole looking for an entrance to a tunnel, which was this hole that they dug 15 feet down was three feet by three feet, and they ended up finding nothing.
And that, quote, this is from his report.
Quote, due to the lack of qualifications and experience, any possible entrance to a tunnel could have been obscured by haphazard digging.
What?
jordan holmes
That tunnel is too big to obscure with haphazard.
Haphazard digging would probably reveal it faster than good.
dan friesen
It seems like it might.
unidentified
If this report would fall down a hole at any point in time.
dan friesen
If this report is anything, it's long.
Researchers who have compared Stickle's report to the official investigation have noted a number of notable errors and omissions in Stickle's report.
Like the fact that there is, quote, no mention of the fact that the area of the side lot was used as a trash dump prior to 1942.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This would go a long way towards explaining some of the artifacts that Stickle's report pretends are suspicious.
Stickle claims that his use of ground-penetrating radar showed the existence of a 50-foot tunnel.
Sure.
But weirdly, the company he contracted to do the work, which is called Spectrum, said, quote, no evidence was found to support the existence of filled-in underground or sorry, below-ground tunnels.
jordan holmes
So he basically did his own ghost hunter show where he's just walking around going, like, I feel it.
I feel this is where it's happening.
dan friesen
Yeah, he might as well have.
It's outrageous.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There are clear instances of Stickle fudging details to reach the conclusion that normal things he found while digging around the site already contaminated by previous amateur digs and already investigated by professionals were in fact proof of secret underground tunnels and torture rooms.
He produced this report.
Ted Gunderson used it to prove to the world, although there was no evidence and the trials were embarrassing, this was in fact the site of satanic abuse.
jordan holmes
Dan, I imagine you and I, being back in the satanic panic, would be experiencing almost exactly the same feeling that we are right now, where it's just like you stick your head out and you look around and everyone is insane.
And you're just like, I don't.
dan friesen
There are overlaps.
jordan holmes
There isn't.
The literal Christian devil isn't.
dan friesen
There are overlaps.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
So from this point, Ted Gunderson became an all-star in the world of extreme right-wing conspiracy theorists spouting nonsense as an expert on the insidious world of Satanism that is hiding right in plain sight and in that tunnel over there.
The fact that no one was convicted and no one believed his supposed evidence is only further proof of just how deeply rooted this satanic conspiracy is.
This became Ted's niche, and he was the go-to expert for zealots to have around to lend credibility to their nonsense demon claims based on the illusion that he has ever produced anything worthwhile.
This is how Ted's path must have crossed with Alex's.
I guess at some point, Ted told Alex some crazy stuff, which I guess is now the basis for Alex's career, as opposed to him just being against the world government and private banks.
To be perfectly blunt, his flawed work on this case has allowed it to not exist as a cautionary tale for some people, but as an actual proven satanic conspiracy.
In many ways, the satanic panic that we're going through right now and may not survive is in some part thanks to Ted's bullshit and Alex carrying on his legacy.
Oh, and as if that weren't messy enough, it later came out that Ted Gunderson was involved with Jackie Magauley, a parent of one of the students at McMartin Preschool who was super involved in the amateur excavation efforts.
Kind of biased.
Ted?
jordan holmes
Fucking God.
Do you know the only time the FBI produces anything good is when it's in a movie?
In real life, the FBI is wall-to-wall garbage always.
dan friesen
I mean, I would disagree with that because of so much stuff that just you don't ever hear about.
Sure.
They're pretty decent at record keeping about like a lot.
Like a lot of stuff you can find in the FBI vaults is shockingly well-kept records of interviews and things.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Like they seem to be good at paperwork.
jordan holmes
Sure, I believe that.
dan friesen
A lot of admin, they seem to be pretty good at that.
jordan holmes
See, now that's where they hire good people.
The problem is they hire bad people for all the other positions.
dan friesen
I also believe that Ted Gunderson may have been an effective FBI agent at some point during those 27 years.
jordan holmes
I imagine Hoover might have been an effective FBI agent at one point in time or another.
dan friesen
Well, that's something that's kind of difficult is like some people do not thrive outside of supervision.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like some people who could be a good agent with a boss or within a structure can't operate as independent because they get an idea and then they want to prove that idea and they don't have the restraints of oversight.
Let's say that keep them in check.
And looking at Ted Gunderson, that's kind of the way I feel about it.
Like, yeah, he wasn't proving a satanic conspiracy when he was in the FBI because he had a boss.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And not because the boss was stopping him from finding the truth, but because those instincts to allow unproven shit to be felt as if it was proven were reined in.
jordan holmes
Hey, take this to the president, and I just need his sign-off on this.
I want to put all of the FBI's resources into investigating whether or not ghosts exist.
Please tell the president that, and then once he gives me that signature, then I'll be able to get started.
What?
He said no?
Why?
I don't understand.
Back to drug running?
Is that what you want me to...
Drugs should be legal.
Ghosts should be illegal.
dan friesen
Bann ghosts.
jordan holmes
Ban ghosts.
dan friesen
You're fired.
jordan holmes
All right.
Private investigation it is, sir.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It just feels like Occam's Razor makes that a simpler explanation to understand than the world is run by satanic human trafficking groups that all communicate with each other and there's no evidence of any of this.
And I don't know.
jordan holmes
It could be.
dan friesen
It's a bit much.
Could be.
So at this point, Rogan starts complaining about Borat.
He does seem to like Sasha Baron Cohen, but he has some problems.
He thinks they did Rudy dirty.
jordan holmes
Why?
joe rogan
This the Borat movie where they shut Juliani up.
If you haven't seen it, it's very disappointing.
alex jones
They shut him up.
I saw it, yeah.
joe rogan
They did set him up, but nothing happened.
They made it look like Giuliani was jerking off in front of this girl.
alex jones
He was taking his mic off.
joe rogan
He would have to be the biggest savage on earth to jerk off in that situation.
And she also said that he inappropriately touched her back.
When he touched her back, I am not exaggerating.
It was like this.
dan friesen
Right.
joe rogan
It was a couple of light taps on the back while she was close to him taking a funny thing.
He goes, Thank you very much, dear.
dan friesen
Yeah, you might not want to minimize that behavior because even that is a little, it's dodgy.
Don't touch a 15-year-old ever.
jordan holmes
Especially if you're Rudy fucking Giuliani.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Go home.
You're Rudy Giuliani.
Go home.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And stay there and lock the doors from the outside.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's a little bit.
It seems like, hey, buddy, this is a position you don't need to take.
jordan holmes
What is this?
dan friesen
This seems unnecessary.
jordan holmes
These dudes have to be like, it's okay for dudes to touch women.
They just have to be like that.
It's like part of their fucking life view.
dan friesen
I don't understand the impulse to defend Rudy Giuliani from being alone in a hotel room with someone that he thinks is 15 and touching her on the side, like around the ribs.
Like that is not okay.
jordan holmes
Not least of which, not least of which, here's my other big problem.
He didn't even do anything because they had to stop him.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Because they had to stop him from doing so.
dan friesen
Debatable, but probable.
I don't know.
I think that that's a harder argument to have than one where it's like, all right, why is it such a hard thing to just say don't do like the circumstances that Rudy was in are circumstances you should never find yourself in.
It's not like, don't excuse the touching of this person when he should not have been there to begin with.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
If this were the trap that they set was the existence of this interview.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
He chose.
dan friesen
What happened after that is gravy.
jordan holmes
He could have just given an interview.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
The end.
dan friesen
In a professional setting.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Anything like that.
It would have been totally fine.
And, you know, hey, sometimes there are like somebody who's 15 and maybe you want to help them out on their path of conservative punditship or whatever.
There's an appropriate way to do that and there's an inappropriate way to do that.
And from everything I can tell about this, the joke or whatever, the setup is a completely inappropriate setting for this to happen.
And then let's see what happens.
So like I said, man, Rogan seems to want to be clear that he does like Sasha Baron Cohen's comedy, but also it's totally cool what Rudy was doing.
unidentified
Jesus.
joe rogan
I fucking love Sasha Baron Cohen.
tim dillon
I love comic genius.
joe rogan
I think he's brilliant.
I think he's amazing.
But his interpretation of what happened in the room with Rudy Giuliani, it's not accurate, in my opinion.
tim dillon
And who is America?
joe rogan
See, he's tapping her while she's touching him and removing his mic.
He does this little tap on her waist, but it's not creepy.
It's like an old man tap, tap, tap.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
That is creepy.
dan friesen
In your opinion, that's not creepy.
In mine, it's super creepy.
jordan holmes
Super, duper creepy.
dan friesen
So here's where we have found an impasse.
jordan holmes
And then your example.
It's like an old man touching you.
Yeah, that's super creepy.
tim dillon
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Old men are super creepy and gross.
dan friesen
Yeah, especially when there's an intrinsic, like super power imbalance.
jordan holmes
Super power.
dan friesen
America's mayor, lawyer of the president, and an aspiring, allegedly 15-year-old conservative journalist.
Like there is a very serious responsibility of behavior that you have to uphold in those sorts of circumstances.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Fuck you, man.
This is just nonsense.
jordan holmes
Lois Lane was already an intrepid reporter.
If Lois Lane was 15 dating Superman, that's fucked up.
That's a serious power imbalance.
dan friesen
Especially if Superman used to be the mayor of New York during 9-11.
During 9-11, was a huge celebrity, was the lawyer to the current president.
Yeah, and then lost his noted creep.
jordan holmes
Super creep.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So there's an elephant in the room, and it's not that Alex has constantly lashed out at Joe on his own show with that speaky snake and all kinds of other things.
jordan holmes
No, don't worry about that.
dan friesen
It's that people have criticized Joe for having Alex on his show.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm so sorry.
dan friesen
Right, and Rogan's got a philosophy.
joe rogan
People have criticized me for being friends with you and for talking to you, and they also criticized me for not supporting a lot of these people that got banned and deplatformed.
My take on it has always been the best way to counter wrong speech is correct speech.
When someone says something that's wrong or someone says a conspiracy theory that's not accurate, the best way to counter that is to do better speech, to have people say the accurate information.
dan friesen
I'm unequipped to debate the point of whether or not, quote, correct speech is the answer to bad speech.
That could get a little philosophical, and I don't really know what the answer is.
So for the purposes of what I'm about to say, let's stipulate that Joe is right and that the answer to people who are malicious con artists, liars, and frauds is to have them come on your very popular show so you can engage in correct speech.
Even if that's the case, then I suggest that Joe Rogan is not ready or capable of having a correct speech with Alex Jones.
We're less than 10 minutes into this episode, and already Joe has allowed Alex to assert that Robert Maxwell was a British and Israeli spy who was murdered on his yacht and that Ted Gunderson revealed real proof of satanic pedophile cabals.
Those are two massive instances of bad speech that Joe's just allowed Alex to present as undisputed fact with no attempts to bring up correct speech to correct it.
There was no follow-up of something like, how do you know Maxwell was a spy?
Or why don't you tell our audience more about who Ted Gunderson is?
The reality is with a conversation like this where you just want to have fun with your alleged friend Alex Jones, that's never going to be something you can engage in publicly responsibly because he is a compulsive liar and you don't want to grind the show to a halt to fact check every piece of bullshit that comes out of his mouth.
It only makes matters worse when Rogan in that 10 minutes has also repeatedly asserted that it's no big deal that Rudy Giuliani touched the waist of a girl he believed to be 15 in a hotel robe while he was trying to get her personal contact information.
This is an outrageous kind of behavior where they're trying to argue that everything is fine because Rudy wasn't actually jerking off.
While they just pretend that the entire context of him having a drink in a hotel room with the girl he believes to be 15, whatever, it doesn't matter.
Sure.
Joe Rogan, due to his own blind spots and his strange insistence on pretending Alex is actually his friend when he is clearly not, Joe's incapable of engaging in this conversation in a way that would effectively be the kind of corrective speech he imagines that he's engaging in.
He's being used by Alex.
And the more this happens, the less I'm able to pretend that he's not a willing participant in it.
jordan holmes
Nah, fuck him.
dan friesen
Yeah, the illusion is kind of hard to swallow at this point.
jordan holmes
I would even argue stipulating that he was right is a terrible idea.
Like what we've discovered.
dan friesen
Just for the sake of the following the thought.
jordan holmes
It's just his take is so fucking stupid.
We've even seen, like, okay, here's what we've seen.
When the left tries tolerance of the intolerant, the intolerant take over and start killing people.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
And when we deplatform people, all of a sudden they don't have as much power to take over and kill us all.
dan friesen
Yes, that is true.
I'm not entirely sure that that entire dynamic works the same way with speech.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
What they are categorizing as speech is an insanely broad topic that's very difficult to parse the differences between like, oh, I disagree with you about something like tax policy or I'm lying.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I'm intentionally trying to mislead people about things for political gain.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Those are both speech, presumably, but I think that the way you would engage with them are different.
Yeah.
Now, beyond that, I don't know if his take is stupid because I don't know.
There may be a way in which corrective types of speech are the answer to the things like Alex.
Maybe it is.
I don't know.
I'm not convinced that it is, even though I do a show about it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm not sure that our show is the answer to Alex in any way.
Sure.
I don't know.
I think that's a question for bigger minds than mine.
The only thing that I'm saying when I say I'm stipulating that he's right is that otherwise I couldn't point out that he still can't do that.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Of course.
dan friesen
Even if he's right, he can't do that.
jordan holmes
Perfect circumstances, he still fails.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
As we said, before he even had Alex on the show.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Conceptually, your plan sucks.
Maybe the hardest-nose reporter in the world could handle that kind of an interview responsibly with Alex.
I'm not even shitting on Joe in the sense that I could do it.
I don't think I could.
I would have walked out of this thing long before the three-hour 11-minute mark.
jordan holmes
I mean, Bob Woodward would have released the tape six months after Alex had already killed a few hundred thousand people, but you know, he's nice.
dan friesen
Well, but I mean, it takes a while to get the binding.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
joe rogan
The tapes.
dan friesen
Look, dude, the issue is that censoring is a slippery slope.
joe rogan
When you start censoring people, the problem is it's a fucking slippery slope.
And there's a reason why we've been so steadfast in supporting the First Amendment in this country.
And people think it doesn't apply to tech because these tech institutes are private businesses and they should be able to do whatever they want with their private business.
The problem is that fucking slippery slope has gone from censoring you from banning Alex Jones off Twitter a year and a half ago to getting the White House press secretary banned off Twitter because she posts something from the New York Post, which is crazy.
It's crazy.
unidentified
That's a 200 and whatever year older newspaper.
dan friesen
A couple of quick points here.
White House press secretary Kaylee McKenny, her Twitter is still up and active.
She's been tweeting quite a bit about Hunter Biden, so I don't know what Joe's trying to say about her getting banned.
I'm guessing she posted a link to that New York Post story that was blocked and it's being exaggerated to her getting kicked off Twitter.
I'd like to correct Joe's wrong speech with some correct speech.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's smart.
dan friesen
Censoring things on Twitter has nothing to do with the First Amendment unless the government is doing it.
You don't have a right to say whatever you want wherever you want to, particularly if you're on a platform that someone else runs.
If you were a guest on my radio show, it might be totally legal for you to be racist as hell, but it would be my right to not allow you to do so on my show.
I legitimately have no idea what people like Joe Rogan imagine the First Amendment to mean.
I guess the way I would approach this kind of conversation is I would ask him what scenarios exist where it would be okay to kick someone off Twitter and then try to go from there.
Is it okay to kick someone off for threatening another user?
If so, why is that okay?
If it's okay for Twitter to kick someone off for threatening an individual's safety, is there a possibility that there's a responsibility that the platform has to act when there are other threats to people's safety, like when people are lying about a public health crisis for profit or they're spreading misinformation about an upcoming election?
Is there a communal responsibility?
These are challenging issues, and I can see a reasonable conversation between people who have different views on it.
But what I can't see being a good use of time is a couple of idiots yelling about the First Amendment because weirdly all their bigot friends are getting kicked off popular platforms for things like starting a violent Western chauvinist street gang or endorsing pedophilia on your podcast.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Those are bad things.
dan friesen
The only solution these dumb dumbs ever put forth is repealing Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which makes these platforms like Twitter makes them platforms instead of publishers, which relinquishes them of legal responsibility for the things that people post.
If you were to repeal Section 230, not only would it completely destroy things like Facebook and Twitter, it would effectively make it so you could never run a social media site without incredibly intense moderation and censorship.
Anytime anybody posted copyright material, you could get sued.
Anytime anyone threatened another user, you could be held responsible.
If someone used your messenger service to organize a criminal act, you might find yourself being an accomplice.
jordan holmes
I think it's a great idea.
dan friesen
I'm not sure what I think about Twitter blocking the Hunter Biden New York Post story, but I know what Alex and Joe should think about it.
They should be fucking excited.
The fact that the controversy broke out about it, the blocking of the story, got way more attention than the story deserves.
jordan holmes
So stupid.
dan friesen
Also, the New York Post is not America's oldest newspaper.
That's the Hartford Current.
Or if you're not only counting continuously published papers, you could go with the New Hampshire Gazette if you allow papers that sometimes took a little time off.
jordan holmes
You know what bums me out about any argument about the First Amendment?
It is not long.
It is not a long amendment.
If you are going to have a discussion about the First Amendment, someone should write it on the wall.
It should be in front of you.
You should be able to read the First Amendment while we're discussing this and then tell me what backs up your bullshit.
Right.
Written within the amendment.
That's what I need you to do.
You can't just tell me what you think the First Amendment says.
dan friesen
And to Rogan's credit, a little bit later, he will make a point that he believes that these companies have grown to the point where they're effectively should be considered utilities.
jordan holmes
Oh, they're governments.
dan friesen
Well, and hey, I'm not, I don't think that that's the stupidest thing.
It just requires a different solution.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It requires treat, if you want to treat them like a utility, move towards that, as opposed to like saying, hey, Alex Jones is a bad actor and he got kicked off this person's platform.
Change the right thing or have a conversation about the right thing.
The First Amendment doesn't apply in these circumstances.
If you want to talk about the other stuff, go for it.
But stop confusing people.
jordan holmes
Slippery slope arguments are not interesting to me in 2020, not least of which because we are at the bottom of that slope underneath a giant rock that Trump rolled on top of us.
dan friesen
Nah, baby.
jordan holmes
I don't give a shit about your longer slope arguments.
We're trying to go up that fucking slope.
dan friesen
Well, the slope of decency goes a little further downward.
unidentified
Oh, God.
alex jones
But I'll tell you what else has come out now.
His daughter, Biden's daughters, purportedly, reportedly, and they've not denied it now.
It was broke three days ago, left her diary in a house that she had rented.
And the diary talks about all the same stuff.
dan friesen
Go fuck yourself.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Alex and Joe don't say anything or verifiable about Hunter Biden's laptop.
So I thought it would be kind of fun and trolly just to ban conversation of it from our podcast like Twitter did.
So that's what I'm doing.
jordan holmes
That'd be fun.
dan friesen
It's my platform, baby.
unidentified
I like it.
dan friesen
Section 230.
jordan holmes
Done.
dan friesen
That said, I'm going to touch on this really fast.
Apparently, Alex's buddy Tom Papert over at National File.
jordan holmes
Then I can trust him.
dan friesen
So he published what's alleged to be Biden's daughter, Ashley's diary from 2019.
And if you read their article about it, it's pretty disgusting and how it revels in Ashley's supposed marital troubles and affairs.
That story was published on October 26th.
But that same day, another article was posted on National File by our favorite baby detective, Patrick Howley.
Here's the deal: these ding-dongs have an uphill battle in terms of proving to me that this is actually Biden's daughter's journal.
I don't trust them at all, particularly someone like Patrick Howley.
And after reviewing the materials, I'm not convinced that it's definitely a real journal.
But even assuming that it is, this is an outrageously disgusting move on their part.
If it's real, then it's the private journal of someone struggling with addiction and mental health.
And I find this kind of thing completely unforgivable.
I'm not going to discuss the contents of the passages from the alleged journal because nothing inside it rises to the level of feeling like it's appropriate to discuss.
There's no allegations.
There's no claims in it that matter to people outside of the journal writers' live, their own lives.
It's their business.
And if it's real, then this is a horrific violation of their right to process their pain in the way they see fit.
Go fuck yourselves.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
How dare you?
jordan holmes
Yeah, one, I feel like this is like telling me that go ask Alice is a real diary.
You know, it's like, go ask Alice is bullshit.
It's like, I just tried LSD yesterday and tomorrow I'm going to try weed.
Hey, you know, like that kind of thing.
dan friesen
Hey, Joe, how about you correct this wrong speech?
jordan holmes
Yeah, no shit.
And two, just fucking.
dan friesen
You're going to let this fly on your fucking platform.
jordan holmes
Francis Kiel Vair's diary was published 30 years after his death.
That's the type of shit.
dan friesen
Let's imagine that this story is entirely true and the reporting on it is valid.
Joe Rogan still apparently is of the mind that reporting on someone's diary is becoming use of his time.
I find that to be a little bit sad.
jordan holmes
I imagine that if Joe Rogan's personal business were put out for everyone to see, he might not appreciate it very much.
dan friesen
No, and I certainly think that if it were private messages to yourself about pain and how you're processing things, like I wouldn't want to read that from Joe, even if I wanted to make fun of him.
jordan holmes
No shit.
dan friesen
Like even if Alex is, like, I know so much private stuff about Alex that I don't want to know.
Yeah, you know, I don't bring up on the show because it's like, that's not my business.
I hate him, and I still, I just can't imagine wanting to use that as ammunition against somebody.
It just seems so disgusting.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Especially more about you than it does about anybody who has a journal.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
So here's some more wrong speech.
alex jones
Trump doesn't have those outside connections.
You can't buy him.
He doesn't have lobbyists.
The problem is he then has family and people around him that basically become lobbyists for themselves, and Trump isn't really even aware of it.
And then that's going on.
And I mean, even junior aides now, you'll find out have people giving them millions of dollars just to say something to the president.
joe rogan
Is this standard shit?
Is this just how politics have always been done?
It's just now we're seeing it.
alex jones
Well, it was standard, let's say, 200 years ago that you'd go after the wife or the brother or somebody that works in the White House.
It got organized the last hundred years with lobbyists.
Trump literally cut the lobbyist off, but all it did was now make everyone around him a lobbyist, even though they're not officially a lobbyist.
joe rogan
How did he cut the lobbyists off?
alex jones
He just stopped meeting with them and stopped and just said, I want briefings on what's going on.
I'll decide.
So that's why he pissed official Washington off.
dan friesen
This is a nice spin for Alex to claim that Trump's family and everyone around him are all lobbyists because you can't buy Trump and he won't meet with lobbyists.
That's some two plus two is five shit.
That's bad.
In the real world, Trump has done literally everything he can to buddy up with lobbyists and is running by far the most lobby-friendly administration in recent history.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
In October 2019, ProPublica published a report identifying 281 lobbyists that Trump had hired into his administration, which is, quote, four times more than the Obama administration.
The Associated Press found that, quote, in less than three years, Trump named more former lobbyists to cabinet-level posts than his most recent predecessors did in eight years.
One of the things that's scariest about how Trump has operated is that he's been willing to hire lobbyists to positions that involve the fields they previously were lobbying in.
jordan holmes
Who knows better than the people who destroyed the environment how best to protect the environment, Dan?
dan friesen
One example is Colin Roski, who left a career in healthcare lobbying to join the Department of Health and Human Services in January 2019.
jordan holmes
What a coincidental situation.
dan friesen
Virginia Cantor, the ethics chief counsel of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, told ProPublica that the number of lobbyists Trump was hiring, quote, suggests that lobbyists see themselves as more effective in furthering their clients' special interests from inside the government rather than from outside.
jordan holmes
That's a shocking conclusion to make.
dan friesen
And this phenomenon goes in both directions.
In July, Politico reported on 82 former Trump administration officials who'd left their jobs and registered as lobbyists, despite Trump's claim that he was going to put a five-year ban on lobbying for people who left government employment.
His goddamn chief of staff, Ranks Priebus, is now the chairman of Michael Best, a high-profile lobbying firm.
Great.
Back in July, there was plenty of reporting you can find about how Trump-connected lobbyists were receiving billions of dollars from coronavirus stimulus package packages while the independent businesses that were struggling were left vending for scraps, which is weird.
This whole thing is just a disgraceful lie sold to people who like to chant drain the swamp.
Watchdog groups and journalists who have actually looked at the staffing decisions are pretty universal in their conclusion that Trump is probably the most lobbyist-infested presidency that anyone can remember in recent history.
jordan holmes
And I think we've seen the results of that.
dan friesen
Joe Rogan may not know this, and his research team is a guy with Google who's working on the fly and is getting over COVID.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, who recently had a disease.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's not okay to just let Alex pass off complete lies like this to aggrandize Trump when you're completely unprepared to have a conversation about the reality and demonstrate to your impressionable audience that the man sitting in front of you, who is your friend, is a liar.
If you're not able to demonstrate that, you can't have the conversation because then the opposite conclusion will be reached by your audience.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And even then, Alex's argument is: no, no, no, no.
It's not crony capitalism.
It's nepotism.
That's way better.
dan friesen
It's nepotism that turns into a form of crony capitalism because the relatives and friends just de facto become lobbyists because lobbyists can't meet with Trump because so now they that's not better.
jordan holmes
So Alex just described a far worse system than what we had prior.
And Joe is like, oh, well, that's good.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's like, hey, it's like before, but you know, the lobbyists who used to just be professionals are now related.
jordan holmes
Yeah, You know, there's also a familial attachment there to make it really fraught.
dan friesen
I love it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's great.
dan friesen
So interestingly, they talk about this a little bit more, and we get our first instance of Joe actually kind of pushing back, which I was surprised by.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Everyone around him in his cabinet and everyone that works there, even down to mid-level people, are now getting multi-million dollar contracts for companies like ATT and stuff just to even mention something.
joe rogan
No, but hold on, but that's bad.
You said ATT.
Does it have been proven that it's ATT?
Or are you just saying ATT like companies?
alex jones
Let's just say, I'm not saying ATT is bad.
I think ATT is overall good for you.
joe rogan
But is ATT doing something bad?
alex jones
No, I just, I was mentioning that as a Fortune 500 company.
joe rogan
Okay, but it's not ATT.
alex jones
No, it's not ATT.
joe rogan
So we shouldn't say that.
See, this is why you need someone that's like a fact-checker, right?
alex jones
Well, no, no.
joe rogan
Slow down.
alex jones
The media will say I'm wrong about that, but okay.
joe rogan
No, no, hold on.
alex jones
His personal lawyer, his personal lawyer, the one that ended up going to jail.
Actually, Michael Cohen was getting money from ATT.
Go ahead and pull it up.
I mean, I was just trying to give you a gestalt, quick analysis.
joe rogan
But I just want to, I've told you before, what you really need on your show is like a legit journalist who's right next to you with a laptop going, Alex, hold on, hold on.
dan friesen
Joe has a great idea there, although he probably doesn't realize that Alex's entire style of conversation of broadcast is designed so that you can't fact check him without taking for a fucking ever and slowing down any kind of entertainment value of your show.
alex jones
Yeah, you got it.
dan friesen
There's a reason that our episodes are so long, and I desperately need you to yell a bunch.
jordan holmes
Alex is basically the inverse show.
If there was a talented journalist sitting next to him, it would be fight knowledge instead of knowledge fight.
dan friesen
Yeah, outside of being forced to do so by some weird, uh, bizarro court ruling, Alex will never have someone suggesting he uh he stopped making shit up.
That was a nice attempt by Joe to push back on something Alex was saying, but you can see here how slippery Alex tries to be and how he needs to be seen as right, even when admitting that he's wrong.
Alex can say that Trump campaign members are getting million-dollar deals from companies like ATT, and then when he's pressed on it, he has to admit he's just using ATT as an example, so he doesn't know anything about ATT.
I don't actually have any real examples, but I'm just saying, but also Michael Cohen did have a million-dollar deal with ATT, so I guess that's not true.
And Alex was right to use ATT as an example.
You see how this is intentionally obtuse, it's supposed to be confusing, so you have a difficult time nailing down exactly what Alex is even saying.
Yeah, an article in Reuters from 2018 discusses how Michael Cohen's consulting firm, Essential Consultants LLC, was paid approximately $600,000 in 2017 by ATT to advise them on how to work with Trump.
This is not illegal, but it's shady as hell.
And guess what?
Cohen was still working for Trump at the time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If anything, this is just an indication of the shady, sleazy behavior that was tolerated and totally normal in Trump's circle.
The whole thing is tolerated.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The whole thing is just corrupt ass people being corrupt.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like there was a huge merger on the table between ATT and Time Warner, which Trump had been opposed to since it would, as he said, put, quote, too much concentration of power into the hands of too few.
After the election, quote, Cohen approached ATT about working on their behalf in the post-election transition.
He was given a one-year contract at $50,000 per month.
In fairness, ATT also donated $2 million towards Trump's inauguration.
So it wasn't like Cohen was the only person getting cash.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Everybody made their peace.
Everybody made their peace.
Except for America, we got no peace.
dan friesen
The argument that Alex seems to be making is that Trump hates lobbyists, but that everyone around him is a lobbyist.
And his personal lawyer was engaged in a pretty clear case of influence peddling immediately after the election.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This is a dumb argument that someone not named Joe Rogan might push back on a little bit more, but he doesn't.
So you have this, and like they end up finding that a story about Michael Cohen getting money from ATT.
Sure.
And now all of a sudden.
jordan holmes
Everything is true.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Now, all of a sudden, Alex isn't crazy for saying these things.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
Yeah.
The problem becomes Alex makes sensational claims that he thinks are proven by a headline, and he's in a space with a guy who can have things proven to him by a headline.
Yeah.
It's a real challenge.
jordan holmes
And here's what I did.
I had my guy Google it, and he read me a headline, so now it's true.
dan friesen
The optics of it are really difficult to ever get to anything more substantial.
So they get so angry.
Well, I mean, this will probably make you more mad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, doesn't surprise me.
dan friesen
Do you remember if Alex likes or dislikes Jared Kushner?
jordan holmes
On which day?
dan friesen
No, I'm asking you currently.
jordan holmes
Right now, I think he doesn't like Kushner.
dan friesen
You think that?
jordan holmes
I think he's on the doesn't like Kushner tip right now.
dan friesen
Wow, that's interesting.
alex jones
I can tell you this.
I can tell you this.
People were really pissed who were patriots to the intelligence community and other also enemies of Trump that Kushner had so much influence.
But now Kushner's gotten a lot of respect because he's actually gotten a lot of huge peace deals done that nobody else could do for 50 years.
joe rogan
And now interesting how little press those peace deals are.
They're getting none.
jordan holmes
I wonder why they're getting none.
dan friesen
It's concerning.
jordan holmes
You'd never heard of it.
dan friesen
So, like a month ago, Alex was ranting on his show about how Jared was part of the deep state.
So you were right.
jordan holmes
I was right.
dan friesen
These allegiances just go back and forth with little meaning at all.
Did they do something I can present as good?
The fucking Patriots.
Did they do something I'm supposed to hate?
Well, you know what?
I just heard talk that Soros gave them some money.
They're secretly working together.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
It doesn't mean shit.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
So, as for these peace deals, they're getting a bunch of press coverage, but it's not getting the kind of coverage these guys want, which is people saying that Trump saved the world.
And the reason they aren't getting that coverage is because he hasn't.
To be clear, peace is good, and I'll always be happy when people are working towards it.
I'm not going to balk at peace just because it might involve Trump's actions, but there are plenty of reasons to take issue with this story and express some reservation.
The first is that the peace deals that have been struck don't involve any consideration of the Palestinians, which by definition is a problem.
The second is that they don't involve Saudi Arabia.
The third is that many experts do not believe that these agreements are the foundation of a lasting peace.
Some have noted that these deals with like Bahrain and United Arab Emirates recognizing and normalizing relations with Israel are less likely to create a real functioning peace, but they are designed to expand regional trade by normalizing these relations and to isolate Iran.
unidentified
There you go.
dan friesen
By normalizing relations with the UAE and Israel, the possibility of using UAE as a place to launch from for any possible attack on Iran becomes a real issue that Iran has to deal with.
Ultimately, this is not nothing, but it's also not a real peace plan if it doesn't include the Palestinian voice.
And also, a lot of the groundwork for these deals weren't laid by Trump, but are actually, in fact, work that had been done by the United Nations.
We'll see what happens and how this situation develops, but it's nonsense to pretend that the media hasn't covered these deals and haven't been overly deferential to Trump and their coverage, honestly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're just these are peace deals that are going to lead to war.
I mean, that's what they're creating.
They're creating a fucking stopgap in order to put their fucking pieces in place.
dan friesen
That's one perspective on it.
Having the amount of information that I have and the abilities that I have, I can't accurately assess this until later.
Well, and the effects are more clear.
I can say that I don't think that this takes into consideration the Palestinians in nearly the extent that they need to.
Right.
And that's a problem.
Which is going to lead to further most likely.
So this is still about Jared Kushner here.
They're talking about Kushner's dad, right?
Who's a criminal?
Criminal.
jordan holmes
Yeah, unlike Kushner.
dan friesen
Sure.
And so Rogan finds an article about Chris Christie, who was involved in the prosecution of Kushner's father.
And so they talk about that, and then Alex just makes shit up.
joe rogan
And so what am I supposed to do as a prosecutor?
I mean, if a guy hires a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, oh, it's his brother-in-law.
alex jones
That's what he said.
joe rogan
His brother-in-law.
His brother-in-law.
Okay.
I got confused.
And then videotapes it and then sends the videotape to his sister to attempt to intimidate her from testifying before a grand jury.
Do I really need any more justification than that?
Holy shit.
alex jones
But it wasn't to intimidate.
That's his interpretation.
That stuff goes on divorces all the time.
People go videotaped of the person cheating.
So that's why it was wrong he went to prison because he wasn't doing it.
He was doing that to show that the person testifying was wrong.
Of course, you're trying to influence testimony with the truth.
It's this idea that, yes, they're cheating.
I told you they were.
Here's the proof.
How does that become fraud?
joe rogan
Okay, I'm confused.
So he set up his brother-in-law with a prostitute to show that this was been going on before, which he'd already alleged.
dan friesen
Alex is having fun here and making things up, but I regret to inform you that Jared's father, Charles Kushner, pled guilty to, quote, 16 counts of assisting in the filing of false tax returns, one count of retaliating against a cooperating witness, and one count of making false statements to the Federal Election Commission.
While he was running his business, Kushner Companies, Charles had falsified charitable contributions in the excess of $1 million to cheat on taxes.
His sister was a witness to the crime, and he didn't want her to testify.
So he attempted to hire a sex worker to seduce her husband, which he would record and use as blackmail.
He pled guilty to all of this and even, quote, told the court that he had paid a private investigator $25,000 to arrange for the seduction and videotaping of the cooperating witness's husband.
Kushner admitted to personally recruiting the prostitute and instructing that the videotape be mailed to the cooperating witness.
Alex is pretending this is just a thing where Kushner's dad had claimed that this dude was cheating, but no one believed him.
So I guess he went and hired a sex worker so he could videotape them having sex and then send that tape to his sister to prove that he was right.
I am right.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
This is childish bullshit and just complete fiction that Alex is trying to pass off his truth.
jordan holmes
A lot of reasonable people try and prove themselves correct by hiring a sex worker in order to blackmail their relations.
dan friesen
It had nothing to do with it.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
He was proving himself right and he knew he wasn't going to get a fair shake in court because rich guys never get a fair shake, Dan.
dan friesen
It had nothing to do with the other 16 counts of fraud.
jordan holmes
Oh, those were fake.
Those were fake.
dan friesen
I want you to think about this because this is something that I was reflecting on as I was going through this episode.
If Alex Jones wasn't a train wreck lightning rod of attention that Joe Rogan can capitalize on platforming, would he take any of this shit that he's saying seriously, even for a second?
joe rogan
No.
dan friesen
Just imagine that in the context of this episode, like all of the content is the same, but it's being said by a random person.
You'd rightly ignore them and assume that they weren't well.
Joe Rogan's only doing this because of the attention that he can get out of having Alex on his podcast and possibly some imagining that they're friends.
jordan holmes
I can't believe he still sounds like he does.
It sounds like he still thinks they're friends.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Does he not listen to our show?
I have warned him many times that Alex is not his friend.
I feel like his mom right now.
I feel like he's getting caught up in the wrong crowd.
dan friesen
I feel like if by the end of this, Joe doesn't realize that Alex is not his friend and he's being used.
I just don't.
He's beyond that point ever reaching him.
Because Alex, like, Joe wants to look more into this story about Kushner's dad.
And here's Alex's response.
joe rogan
So he set up his brother-in-law with a prostitute to show that this was been going on before, which he'd already alleged.
Okay, as part of the plot, Kushner hired a prostitute to lure Shoulder into having sex in a Bridgewater, New Jersey motel.
First of all, if you find yourself in a Bridgewater, New Jersey motel, fucked.
Ron.
As the hidden camera rolls, a tape of the encounter was then sent to Kushner's sister and Shoulder's.
alex jones
I know the whole story.
So does Tusker.
joe rogan
Just trust us.
jordan holmes
We're Infowars.
Just trust us.
dan friesen
I know the whole story.
Now, granted, all the information you'll be able to find does not support my version of things.
jordan holmes
Just trust us.
dan friesen
How about no, Alex?
You have not earned that.
jordan holmes
I do like that as a new slogan for them.
Infowars.
Just trust us.
Just look into it.
dan friesen
Hey, the world is run by demons.
Just trust me.
Okay.
So Alex, he doesn't just rely on trust, though.
He also has sources and he's brought documents.
jordan holmes
We're going to get a lot of lieutenants.
alex jones
And I've got articles in the LA Times and New York Times I brought for you where they say Xi Ji Ping must destroy Trump to save America.
He was our leader.
And then at the Davos group, he said three years ago, I will destroy Trump.
I will work with Hollywood.
I've got all his quotes right here.
And Xi Ji Ping said, I want to overthrow American democracy.
I want to repudiate it.
I want to discredit it.
And Xi Ji Ping admits he admires Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.
joe rogan
Okay, but isn't he doing that?
That seems crazy.
alex jones
You can pull it up.
dan friesen
Yeah, you know what else you can pull up?
alex jones
Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, they got their hands dirty.
Both those guys were complete badasses.
Complete studs.
dan friesen
That was from 2015.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Always weirds me out whenever he specifically brings up Hitler and Stalin as being like, look at the guys this idiot admires.
Never like Ceausescu, never, never like, no, it's Hitler and Stalin.
And I love those guys.
dan friesen
Well, he has at least said that they're studs.
So Joe, again, is trying.
And again, this is a big part of my argument that this is just not a thing you can do responsibly.
He tries to push back on Alex's claim that she had come out and said that he's going to destroy Trump or whatever.
And Alex can't handle any pushback.
alex jones
The Washington Post, the LA Times, the New York Times, I brought you the articles here.
Dreams of Red Emperor, the relentless rise of Xi Ji Ping.
And it says in these articles, he must destroy American Western Christian values.
We love him and we accept China as our master.
I have the goddamn articles.
This is treason.
The freaking dude, right here.
Washington Post.
joe rogan
Who's saying that quote?
Who's that quote?
alex jones
Here, I'll give them to you.
This is the Washington Post, and there's a huge article, LA Times.
joe rogan
I understand, but the quote that you just said about he must destroy China.
alex jones
Just like I said, ATT gave money unofficially lobbying and you pulled it up.
I read the article.
I'm not giving you that.
joe rogan
I understand what you're saying.
But what I'm asking you is who you quoted someone, but who did you quote when you said that?
alex jones
I'm quoting from when I read these again this morning before I came here what I remember: David Don Durry, Durley, and this Chinese lady.
tim dillon
I think he's talking about the prevailing sentiment of what they feel they must understand.
joe rogan
But when you quote somebody, good work, Tan.
alex jones
No, no, I should jump it in there.
In these articles, look at the headline: Xi's choice, destroy Trump or save him from weakened America.
I mean, Xi needs to destroy Trump.
jordan holmes
Look at the headline.
alex jones
The Chinese dictator needs to destroy our president.
joe rogan
So, do you think that they're doing that because Trump wants to change the trade deals?
alex jones
You know what Trump said?
Trump didn't start a trade war.
He ended our surrender.
dan friesen
Okay.
So you can see, like, Alex can't answer direct questions about what are you talking about.
jordan holmes
I mean, what I'm talking about is what I remember from what I read this morning.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's not impressive.
No, no, no, no.
Pretty terrible.
jordan holmes
How long is the article?
Is it longer than four pages?
dan friesen
Probably.
And I don't think you land towards the end of this episode.
I found one of the greatest exaggerations of length I've ever seen.
Okay, all right.
It's amazing.
I like it.
How's that for a tease?
Okay.
joe rogan
Yeah.
dan friesen
So they get to talking about climate change a bit here.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
They can stop.
dan friesen
Well, Alex is really into coal.
joe rogan
Are coal plants really clean?
alex jones
100% clean.
joe rogan
How is that possible?
alex jones
I'll tell you.
joe rogan
Please.
alex jones
Okay.
There's two different types of major power.
joe rogan
When he says clean coal, I roll my eyes every time.
When Trump's like clean coal, clean.
alex jones
Well, that's because the engine is so damn good.
joe rogan
Is it?
alex jones
I'll tell you.
joe rogan
Please.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So here we go.
Alex tries to explain his clean coal.
Hold on, hold on.
This is amazing.
I know this is going to infuriate you, but please hold your fire for a moment.
jordan holmes
Doing great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Doing great, Dan.
dan friesen
So you'll notice in this clip, I believe what happens is that Alex realizes, you know, you ever watch those cartoons where like Wiley Coyote will run off a cliff and he'll make it a few steps?
jordan holmes
And then he looks down and then he holds up the little sign that says uh-oh, and then down he goes.
dan friesen
I believe that is what happens.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
alex jones
They had old-fashioned coal plants.
China doesn't have one scrubber or filter on their coal power plants.
And China doesn't have clean burning coal.
There's one place in the United States that has major deposits of coal that is such pure carbon.
You don't even need scrubbers.
Nothing comes out but carbon dioxide and water.
Well, they know we know water's not bad, so they list carbon dioxide.
People think it's monoxide.
Just like in studies, if you say the scientific name of water, most people in pen and teller skits on the street will say ban dihydrogen monoxide.
If you go out on the street, Joe Rogan, and ask 100 austenites, dihydrogen monoxide is everywhere.
If you get too much of it, you can die.
Drowned.
dan friesen
So, what I think is going on here is that Alex knows the word scrubber, and that's about the depth of his understanding of this topic.
jordan holmes
That looks like that's where we're at.
dan friesen
So, he knows, like, as he's starting to talk, he's like, I don't really have much else to say on this, so I'm going to just riff about how chemical names are weird and people don't know what they are.
It's a lot of fun, but it has nothing to do with the subject of clean coal.
It's explicitly an attempt to get Joe to forget the line of questioning he was going down and get lost in this sidetrail because Alex is caught in a lie that he can't back up.
There is no such thing as clean coal the way that he is imagining it, and he's lying to Joe's.
jordan holmes
Like, the way that he's talking about scrubber, it's almost like he thinks that there's like 30s, 17th century Japanese women with like little brushes just going, No, no, he thinks they're the personified scrubbing bubbles from the commercial that are running around and smiling and cleaning a piece of charcoal.
That's exactly what I think he sees.
Yes, that's exactly what I think he sees, and that's very strong.
That's very troubling to me.
dan friesen
Oh, man, you're going to be so fucking pissed by the end of this section.
jordan holmes
Understand how many people are listening to Joe Rogan and Alex Jones talk about the climate, Dan.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, thank God that Joe's here to correct this bad speech.
jordan holmes
Millions of people listen to this.
dan friesen
So, there's this magical great coal out in the west.
jordan holmes
There's a place, there's a place in the United States where carbon is just so pure.
dan friesen
You don't even need scrubbers.
jordan holmes
Pure carbon.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's what is that?
What is that?
Fucking carbon nanotubes?
What are we fucking talking about?
Diamonds?
Is that what's pure carbon?
dan friesen
It's so clean.
jordan holmes
What is so clean?
alex jones
Same thing if you do the scientific name of salt.
Sounds scary.
dan friesen
Well, forgot that one.
alex jones
Hydrogen monoxide is the bad one.
Hydrogen dioxide is a good one.
That's the life cycle.
On Earth, there's light, there's water, there's oxygen, and there's carbon dioxide.
Those are the four things you've got to have for life.
And so they've gotten people convinced to say coal is dirty.
It puts out carbon dioxide and water vapor.
And so until about the 70s, we were still burning dirty coal full of mercury, all of it.
They found huge deposits of clean burning coal out west.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
Nothing Utah in the whole world for over a thousand years.
jordan holmes
What?
joe rogan
What are you fucking talking about?
alex jones
One coal is so damn pure, and it's only in the United States in major deposits that basically you don't even need to put scrubbers on it.
dan friesen
You don't need the scrubbers.
jordan holmes
This is disturbing.
I'm going to fight.
I'm going to fight somebody.
I'm going to walk out of this and I'm just going to fight the first fucking person I see.
dan friesen
I'm thinking about investing in like a heavy bag.
jordan holmes
I need a fight.
dan friesen
Not for working out, but just for like Rogan puts out another episode.
jordan holmes
Just for me while I'm listening to these clips.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is completely misleading Joe on the main issue, which is that carbon dioxide is not just magically good.
It's necessary for life.
Yes, that is true.
But in excess amounts, it has a bad effect on the environment.
Alex compared it to water, so I will too.
You need water to live, but too much of it will kill you.
It's the same thing with CO2.
In this conversation, Alex has reframed the issue.
So the part that requires pushback isn't even being discussed.
The part Joe needs to attack is the idea that CO2 emissions are always good, but everyone thinks that they're bad because they're actually carbon monoxide.
They think that's what it is.
That's the flimsiest shit in the world.
And Alex could never defend that position.
But now Alex has introduced a completely new layer to this bullshit, which is that there's magical super pure coal out west in them thar hills.
jordan holmes
I just, I just, the that's a swing.
There's magical coal.
That's, and it's in Utah.
He's literally doing a fucking Brigham Young on us.
We have to go to Utah to find the new golden plates.
Is that what we're doing, Dan?
dan friesen
You can find a full report from the U.S. Geological Survey of all the coal deposits in Utah.
And weirdly, none of them seem to match what Alex is describing.
You'd really think that they'd make note of this magic coal that could power the entire world for a thousand years, but I guess they somehow overlooked that.
jordan holmes
Globalists.
dan friesen
Also, Utah is responsible for mining approximately 2% of the coal that's used annually in the United States.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that's the magic stuff.
dan friesen
Sure.
The stuff that Alex is talking about isn't real, and it's just what his childish brain has come up with when he thinks about the words clean coal.
But his strategy is really good here.
What he's done is create a completely outrageous claim that's going to distract people from the far more insidious one that you've snuck through.
There's no time to argue about CO2 if you're caught up with this magical Utah coal.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It doesn't really actually work.
jordan holmes
I think there is time.
Because here's my argument.
Here's my argument to the magical coal.
No.
Now let's talk about CO2.
unidentified
Well, but the magical coal is more fun.
jordan holmes
It is way more fun.
But you can't do that.
So you can't tell me that there's magical burning coal.
dan friesen
Well, sure.
You shouldn't.
jordan holmes
You shouldn't.
dan friesen
Because it's nonsense.
jordan holmes
It's not a good idea.
dan friesen
But Alex doesn't succeed in wiggling loose from this trap or whatever.
Or even a trap.
He's like Mr. Magoo.
He ran into like a coat wreck and a coat fell on him and he thinks it's a net.
It's like a net on him.
He's done this to himself and he's trying to get out of this metaphorical coat by rambling about how CO2 is great.
And this gets so weird.
alex jones
One coal is so damn pure and it's only in the United States in major deposits that basically you don't even need to put scrubbers on it.
But our scientists in the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s, because they realized that dirty coal has mercury in it, has all these horrible toxins, they put scrubbers on it.
That's why you drive by a coal plant, it's this big, huge buildings and wires and hoses and big, huge steel.
It looks like an alien spaceship.
That's because it's called distillates.
They know how to burn it and then take off all the chemicals, all the toxins, and make plastics and make chemicals and make pesticides and make everything else that comes out of that.
And then out of the stack comes nothing but water.
They have sensors on it.
Nothing but water and carbon dioxide.
Totally clean, totally pure.
So that's what's going on.
joe rogan
So carbon monoxide is what everybody's worried about.
Carbon dioxide increasing in the environment has no negative effects.
alex jones
Let's talk about it.
dan friesen
Let's.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Carbon monoxide is not what everyone's worried about.
Carbon monoxide poisoning is something people are concerned about, but it's a completely different issue.
jordan holmes
So far, Joe has failed on many, many levels.
But the fact that he got this one right, I will give him props for that.
dan friesen
And he's asking.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And it allows for the opportunity for Alex to have to say more.
And that, in and of itself, is kind of a good situation if you handle it appropriately.
And after the fact, you say, that's stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which Joe doesn't do.
But he does allow for the opportunity for Alex to be truly stupid.
And that's kind of nice.
alex jones
Carbon dioxide was over 500 times stronger in the time of the T-Rex.
Okay, in the Jurassic Age.
That's why plants grew so fast.
Things were so big.
There was a higher oxygen level.
Just like Mars lost its atmosphere.
Used to have an ocean.
They've now gone and proven.
It lost its atmosphere.
It's a smaller planet.
Couldn't hold it.
Truth is the Earth's losing its atmosphere.
So what's crazy is we come right along at this time, pump up all of this juice and all this carbon that was produced on the surface with plants and animals that ran down in cracks into the earth.
We're now pumping out all that carbon saved from millions of years ago and actually terraforming the planet, putting more carbon dioxide in that we actually need right at this time.
Like aliens figure this out or something.
joe rogan
But hold on, but hold, please.
Isn't carbon dioxide responsible for an increase in the temperature of the earth?
alex jones
But they said that we would have a seven increase.
They said that by 2013, all the LA would be flooded and New York would be flooded.
All that's lies.
joe rogan
Okay, but let's forget about what they said in the past.
What they're saying now is that carbon dioxide increase is responsible for an increase in the temperature of the Earth.
alex jones
Which, which, which we hope it does.
joe rogan
Because we hope it increases the temperature.
alex jones
The last ice age.
joe rogan
Hold up, but hold on.
dan friesen
Hold on, indeed.
So apparently temperatures going up is good.
jordan holmes
All right, here's what we need.
We need a big box, like a packing box.
We need to put some holes in it.
We need to put Alex in there and we need to feed him once a day.
That's what I think we need to do.
dan friesen
I don't even know if that would be safe.
jordan holmes
I think it's a good idea.
dan friesen
So here we learn that there was way more CO2 in the atmosphere during the time of dinosaurs, but since then, CO2 levels have gone down, and that's a sign that Earth is losing its atmosphere.
But right at the last second, fossil fuel companies have come along and figured out the perfect solution.
Polluting.
Polluting to make them billions of dollars.
jordan holmes
I'm being charitable when I say air holes.
dan friesen
It's fair enough that CO2 levels were much higher in the time of the dinosaurs, but so what?
That was millions of years ago.
And to pretend that we're at all ready to face the kind of issues that would accompany the Earth changing to a climate unseen for millions of years is comical.
jordan holmes
Haven't you read the dinosaurs' records, though?
Much like the FBI, they were very good at detailed notes, and they left us solutions.
Unfortunately, they didn't survive 62 million years.
dan friesen
Their solution was turn into a cockroach.
jordan holmes
I'm a bird now.
dan friesen
There's normal variability in the levels of CO2 in the atmosphere over time.
That is fair enough.
And you can see it roughly go up and down in waves for the past like 800,000 years.
Sure.
And then you get to the time post-the Industrial Revolution and present day, and that wave gets fucked with 2019's number representing a 33% increase over the previous highest CO2 concentration recorded about 300,000 years ago.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex does not understand the issues he's talking about.
And I will at least applaud Joe for creating this situation where Alex sounds like the idiot that he is, but I resent that he doesn't have the ability to call Alex a liar and a fraud.
And that this shit is nonsense and he has no idea what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
I can't.
I mean, and it's even worse, it's so much worse now than we could even, like, the problem is we're so distracted by the rest of everything being the worst.
Like, ice sheets are not even forming.
Like, this is not good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Everything is really, really bad with the climate.
More so than anything else.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
dan friesen
It's hard to look at the...
jordan holmes
That's why we're staying here, near a source of fresh water, Dan.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Go over there.
We'll grab some buckets every morning.
We'll boil them and we'll have a great day.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Joe does make another good point here on the same topic, and that is that, well, it's been shown that rising temperatures lead to hurricanes because of the rising water temperatures create the conditions where storms are stronger and there's more of them.
jordan holmes
Good point.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
joe rogan
But the increase in the temperature of the earth is responsible for the increase in hurricanes, the frequency, and the power of the hurricanes.
alex jones
If you look up the spectrum, in the last hundred years, hurricanes have gotten weaker.
That's all media hype.
But let me just tell you.
joe rogan
Oh, Jesus.
alex jones
Joe, Joe, Joe, I swear to God.
I swear to God, I can prove all this to you.
This is so huge for your audience.
joe rogan
Are you a carbon dioxide salesman?
alex jones
Listen.
Well, they always try to get money from oil companies.
I'm not.
But can I please tell you what's going on?
joe rogan
Yeah, I work for free.
Please do.
alex jones
You are a carbon-based life form.
Let me show you what I came here with in my notes.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
Alex is lying about hurricanes, no matter how you want to determine the statistics.
If you want to go by total number of named storms, 2005 is the record holder with 28, but it probably won't be for long.
Since less than a week ago, we saw Tropical Storm Zeta represent the 27th named storm of this season, which won't be over until the end of November at least.
If you want to go by severity of storms, that's been increasing as well.
If you want to go with frequency of stronger storms, that's setting records.
The frequency of storms that escalate very rapidly is also increasing.
Three of the top five most costly storms in recorded history in the United States happened in 2017.
The other two were in 2012 and 2005.
You have to go 23 storms down that list to find one that happened before 1965.
It's not media hype that hurricanes are getting stronger and happening more frequently.
Joe can scoff at Alex, but Alex doesn't deserve to be allowed to be scoffed at and then move along to some dumbass distraction point about how we're carbon-based life form.
He deserves to have this show grind to a halt until he concedes that he's making this up.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He should have to be forced to either leave or admit, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm full of shit.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Because anything else is a win for him.
jordan holmes
Anything else is a win.
dan friesen
Like pivoting over to like, oh, we're carbon-based life forms is exactly what Alex needs to do.
And allowing him to do it is conceding this point, essentially.
jordan holmes
And it's just the better move for Rogan.
Like, Rogan having him walk off his show is just the best thing that Rogan could have done.
Well, I mean, that would have been amazing.
Everybody would have non-stop talked about it instead of being the giant piece of shit.
That would have been one side of the argument.
And the other argument would have been, look at how great Joe Rogan was in taking down Alex Jones.
dan friesen
It's essentially terrible.
It's essentially a win-win for him because if Alex leaves, he can have his come on, Gallagher moment.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And if Alex stays, then you get the train wreck that inevitably happens whenever Alex goes anywhere.
And so he's guaranteed attention no matter what he does, but the path that he has chosen to take is the one that kind of has the appearance of responsibility, but isn't really all that responsible.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a half-assed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Because Alex tries to, you know, rant about carbon because he's got some thoughts.
Sure.
But he also realizes, again, much like Wiley Coyote, he has run out of cliff.
And so he tries to transition into some transphobia.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And to Joe's credit, he tries to get him back on track.
alex jones
What is Joe Rogan made up out of?
joe rogan
Carbon.
Carbon-based life forms.
We are literally stardust.
What are the songs, right?
alex jones
Exactly.
What are trees made out of?
jordan holmes
Beer.
joe rogan
Tree stuff?
jordan holmes
Carbon.
unidentified
Songs.
jordan holmes
Carbon.
joe rogan
Yeah, carbon-based life forms.
It's mostly.
alex jones
The whole planet.
And so this is the carbon cycle.
This is in the mainline textbooks.
joe rogan
I understand.
alex jones
So just like they come out in assault reality now and say, a little boy is biologically a girl.
I don't care if he grows up and wants to be a sage.
joe rogan
Rabbit hole.
Let's not go down his road.
alex jones
But I'm saying it's not science.
They go, the science is settled.
There's not two genders.
B S.
joe rogan
Okay, hold on.
Let's not go down that road.
Do you want to go down that road in the future?
We will.
Right now.
alex jones
I'll do it.
Let me.
joe rogan
I want you to talk about carbon.
alex jones
I know.
joe rogan
I don't want to get off track.
Because isn't there a delicate balance with the temperature on Earth and the rising sea levels and the melting of the ice caps?
This has all been established by a lot of people.
alex jones
They say the science is settled.
joe rogan
It's not.
But very concerned environmentalists have said that an increase in the temperature of the Earth could be disastrous for civilization.
alex jones
It's power grabbing.
joe rogan
Are you sure it's a power grab?
alex jones
I'm absolutely freaking literally sure.
joe rogan
But how do you know that it's not all?
How do you know that.
alex jones
Because they're arrogant and they've all written white papers on it that I've read and I can give you.
dan friesen
Okay.
Well, you can't and you don't.
jordan holmes
That is the best.
That is the best example, even if it's a power dynamic like with Rogan, who is like Alex has to lick Rogan's boots to stay on because this is his outlet.
Rogan's the only one who's willing to put him on in the face of Spotify or whatever.
Yes.
And just no matter what, if you just point out something.
alex jones
Nope.
jordan holmes
Power grab.
dan friesen
Well, but it's a dog.
jordan holmes
See the sun.
dan friesen
But the reason that you descend to that is because Joe clearly wasn't taking the bait with going down the transphobic road.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Alec was hoping to pilot the conversation into that water.
jordan holmes
I can keep motor mouthing my way through it.
dan friesen
We'll forget the fact that I completely punted too far off on the carbon stuff.
And so you have to just be blunt.
No power grab.
I read white papers.
I could prove everything.
Blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Did it.
Did it.
Just trust me.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you just trust us.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what it all ends up at the bottom.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And it sort of becomes like listen to this clip of Alex just sort of like, all right, fine.
I'll just say all the words I know about climate change and CO2 and stuff.
joe rogan
There is a contributing factor.
Scientifically, it's been proven that increased carbon dioxide has an effect on the temperature of the Earth.
Do you agree with that?
alex jones
It depends on the models they use.
Sometimes, actually, more carbon dioxide could cause a cooling effect, but generally could cause a heating effect.
It depends on potash, the atmosphere, volcanic ejections at the time, and also solar maximum and minimum sunspot activity.
The main generator of planetary climate.
dan friesen
Alex just threw out that meaningless word salad of everything he can remember Lord Moncton telling him in the past, solar maximums, potash, sunspots.
Planet X. None of that is true, and it's just Alex's weasel answer.
So he doesn't have to own the position of having said that CO2 going up causes temperature to go up.
This is all just a function of him not wanting to get nailed down on a particular fact, because if he does, he has to own the implications.
For instance, if Joe gets him to admit that rising CO2 levels result in higher temperatures, then Alex would have to justify why higher temperatures are good.
If Joe could demonstrate the negative effects of rising temperatures, from the rising sea level to the relationship between water temperatures and hurricanes, to the droughts around the world, to the fact that many regions of the world could become uninhabitable and cause massive dislocation of people, then Alex would have to accept that he was in favor of those things.
He can't do that.
So that's why he always gives non-answers, which allow him to continue to operate in this deceptive space and not have to commit to anything except that he secretly could prove everything and everyone's wrong.
jordan holmes
I don't understand.
dan friesen
It depends on the model.
jordan holmes
I just don't understand what it is really like deep down that makes conservatives want to rub oil executives' balls all over their face.
I just don't get it.
Just like, I just love that shit on their face, and I just don't understand it.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know exactly either.
jordan holmes
Maybe that's the way we do it.
Maybe that's how we get the white supremacists on board.
Okay.
We have to do something about climate change.
Otherwise, all those people are going to have to come here.
dan friesen
Isn't that eco-fascism?
jordan holmes
It's totally.
No, no, I'm just trying to trick them into doing it.
I'm not.
No, come on in, guys.
dan friesen
This is an argument.
jordan holmes
Come on in over here.
Come on in over here.
dan friesen
You're appealing to an argument of the eco-fascism.
jordan holmes
I'll go over here.
I'll go over here and be like, hey, see, if we do this, then you won't have to deal with all these refugees.
But at the same time, I'll be like, come on in, refugees.
Just come around the back.
Come around the back entrance.
dan friesen
So you're essentially appealing to an eco-fascist argument in order to sway their support for the opposite.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Good luck.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Rogan is trying to explain to Alex that there are, you know, there are these environmentalists who have a point, and then there are people in industry, and they aren't the same people.
You know, they are working on different projects.
Alex does not agree.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
He thinks they're in bed.
jordan holmes
There we go.
joe rogan
The environmentalists are not in bed with the industrialists.
The environmentalists are not in bed with all these people that think that they can control the world's actually.
alex jones
BP and ExxonMobil and others are the biggest funders of the climate change movement.
joe rogan
They're the biggest funders of it.
alex jones
Contrary to what you hear.
joe rogan
How so?
alex jones
All right, Joe.
Here's the thing.
I understand this is, and you're a smart guy, and I understand you want to go over each piece of this.
Let's go through it.
joe rogan
Well, we have to.
We have to.
jordan holmes
I agree.
alex jones
Let's go through each piece.
joe rogan
But understand.
You understand that the way you talk, and I enjoy the way you talk.
Fast.
But the way you talk is fast, and you go on these long tangents, and then you go to frogs being gay, and a lot of things happen.
I want to do that.
alex jones
Because I'm putting a record out.
joe rogan
Yes, but I want to do it step by step.
alex jones
All right, let's do this.
Let's do this.
joe rogan
Let's do this.
But most people, the vast majority.
Here we got here.
BP commits $100 million to fund new emissions reductions projects.
alex jones
But let me just go back for a second.
And I appreciate you backing me up.
Yes.
Let me break down.
joe rogan
Are Frogs gay?
dan friesen
That is why Joe is not equipped to handle the role he's given himself.
That clip perfectly encapsulates this entire dynamic.
Joe thinks that he can handle taking a mile-a-minute talker/slash liar like Alex Jones and slow him down so that they can take these claims piece by piece and show what's really behind it all.
He thinks because of the fake respect he imagines Alex has for him that Alex wouldn't just lie to his face and dodge onto other topics instead of admit that he's lying to his fake friend's face.
But Joe's wrong.
Alex does not give a shit about him.
Now, conversely, Joe also really doesn't give as much of a shit as he's pretending to.
He knows that having Alex on will be a huge attention grabber, as have the past two times he's been on the show.
But Joe also knows that he can't really get away with just having Alex on like he has in the past.
There has to be the appearance of being a critical interview, which is manifesting in his attempts to keep Alex in line.
You can clearly see how rattled even just the performance of pushback is to Alex.
He's flopping all over the place and saying completely insane shit, hoping to wiggle his way out of each corner he accidentally backs himself into.
But where Joe gives away his true intentions are moments like there, right at the end.
He's got Alex in a position where they've refocused and he's supposed to get to his point about how CO2 emission talk and the climate change is all a big conspiracy.
And Alex can prove it.
And right as Alex is about to start talking, Joe pokes him with the gay frogs there.
Joe wants the sideshow, but he doesn't want to take responsibility for it.
Honestly, I kind of find this approach to be more distasteful than him and Eddie Bravo just laughing because it doesn't, like, that doesn't pretend to be something else.
jordan holmes
No, this is to healthcare what the ACA.
No, this is to reality what the ACA is to socialized healthcare.
You know, like I didn't take a half-assed version of something is not the whole thing.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And it's usually not as good.
And as we've seen with the ACA, it's caused a lot more problems and harm than everything else.
dan friesen
I don't accept your analogy if only because I think that it also helps.
jordan holmes
I don't think it helps a lot of people.
No, it helped tons of people.
dan friesen
I was being very, very, but also, you know, maybe there's a possibility that this interview could also help some people.
Because I have gotten some messages from a couple of people just in my personal life who don't know Alex that well, but like Rogan and saw the interview and they're like, what is this drunk asshole?
You know, like, I think that some objective viewers could see Rogan's pushback and Alex's inability to answer anything and be like, this guy's full of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think there's a possibility that there is some benefit from it, but I think that what Rogan is setting out to do, he does not achieve.
And he honestly fails.
And I think it does more harm than good because you set up the impression that Alex is right about a lot of stuff.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And then you demonstrate that he's wrong about everything and let him wiggle out of taking responsibility or owning the fact that he's wrong about all these things.
And that just makes him appear to be right.
It's stupid.
jordan holmes
Was it entertaining?
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Why do people.
dan friesen
There's one part that we'll get to that I found exciting.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Almost like the end of a basketball game.
jordan holmes
Because I was like, oh, is it going to down?
dan friesen
Right.
But no, I didn't think.
jordan holmes
Jack has taken his last two free throws.
dan friesen
I didn't think it was that good or entertaining.
And one of the reasons is that, I mean, they're all on different drugs or sober.
Sure, sure.
And that is incompatible.
It makes things very weird.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Nothing against Tim Dylan, but he's just not really even an effective third party.
jordan holmes
This is bad.
dan friesen
This interview.
Like, Eddie Bravo at least will bring his own brand of personality and insanity to the proceedings.
Tim Dylan's just an Infowars fan.
He just likes Alex and tries to reframe things Alex says in ways that Joe might be more close to agreeing with.
He doesn't really make that many jokes, even.
jordan holmes
See, Eddie Bravo adds that element, that X factor, you know, where it's like Alex goes on a weird rent and then Eddie Bravo's like, you know, I heard people were on the moon and they came down to my place and I'm telling you right now, that's why Alex is right.
And you're like, yeah, Eddie Bravo, you're nuts.
Thank you for smoothing the edges out on Alex saying some really transphobic shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex is still being forced to discuss climate, which he would rather have not stayed on this long.
jordan holmes
He should never have done that.
dan friesen
And he's trying to remember everything he's got.
And so, I mean, we heard this on his Wednesday, our episode from Wednesday.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Volcanoes, baby.
jordan holmes
There it is.
alex jones
One major volcano, like Mount St. Helens, they estimated, put out more dust than decades of human dust.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
And human dust is what humans cause nuclei to form to cause storms.
We are affecting ourselves.
jordan holmes
Human dust is what causes nuclei.
alex jones
Most of the physicists I've talked to, most of the climatologists I've talked to, they have broken down that the sun by magnitude is 98% of the driver.
dan friesen
Joe's just allowing him to make this without any competent pushback.
But Joe does have a good point, and that is that even if we allow that there are a ton of different influences that are causing climate change, CO2 emission is one thing that humans are capable of controlling.
Sure.
The rest of the thing, like let's say sunspots or whatever, volcanoes.
We can't control those things.
jordan holmes
We can't do it.
dan friesen
So it should be our goal to control the elements that could be destructive that are in our capacity control.
jordan holmes
Nah, that's a slippery slope, Dan.
dan friesen
Then Alex says something just batty.
joe rogan
Isn't CO2 emissions the one thing that we can control?
So human-created global warming gas is like CO2 emissions.
If we can put a cap on that, wouldn't you agree?
Let me ask you a question.
If we continue to put that stuff in the atmosphere and it continues to get higher and higher and higher levels of CO2 in the atmosphere, wouldn't this?
alex jones
It's going to make the studies show it's going to make deserts become green again and plants are going to absorb the carbon.
joe rogan
What studies are these?
alex jones
You can look them up.
joe rogan
Okay, let's find out.
And that's why the left even says, but if you're going to say something like that, and I'm not arguing with you, but if you are going to say something like that, that's a very bold thing to say.
You should probably not just say look them up.
There should be something.
alex jones
Let's type it in.
Let's type it in.
There's hundreds of them.
I actually brought DVD articles right here.
joe rogan
Do you have something that you've read that makes you so confident that you could say this?
alex jones
I actually know what the plant studies show, where in greenhouses, they grow plants with higher carbon dioxide.
dan friesen
Ooh, what a relief.
If we burn tons of CO2 and put it in the atmosphere, we'll just end up with deserts that have foliage and our plants will get bigger.
This sounds like win-win.
unidentified
Ha ha.
dan friesen
I admire Joe's attempt to get Alex to take responsibility for his claims.
But if this doesn't end with Joe telling Alex that he's full of shit and then denouncing him in front of his audience, then all these moments where Alex is clearly full of shit don't matter.
Like they don't mean anything unless you apologize for having him on.
You recognize that you had been tricked by his showmanship and he's a fun guy.
I bet he is.
Especially if he wants you to think that he's fun.
jordan holmes
Especially if you're at a Halloween party and he's dressed like a Nazi.
dan friesen
Allegedly.
He was a captain's hat.
He's really fun to be in a hot tub with.
So say the globalists.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
I just like, if this doesn't end with a, eh, we got hoodwinked.
It happens.
He's a really talented guy and, you know, he's really nice.
And we had a pretend friendship for 20 years or whatever.
But like, he just came on my program and he completely lied to you, my audience, that I presumably care about.
He said that if you burn CO2, deserts will have trees growing in them and everything will get big.
Plants will get big.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, it is one of those things that makes you really think being a con man is so easy just because people will do everything possible to avoid admitting that they got conned.
dan friesen
Being a con man is probably good if you have good marks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like if you like Joe Rogan.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
unidentified
Like a guy with $100 million and the biggest podcast in the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels wasn't about stealing like a guy with $5 money.
dan friesen
Certainly not.
Fair enough.
So anyway, this is because we're having so much excess CO2 being released into the atmosphere, we're having a global greening that is just going to turn everything wonderful.
alex jones
There's a global greening happening.
unidentified
Yes.
alex jones
Countering us losing our atmosphere up until this point.
The Earth has less atmosphere than it did a million years ago, and it's like God did this or something where we discovered all this oil or it's just blind luck that we are terraforming the planet back to an earlier, healthier state by taking ancient carbon that was under the ground and putting it back into the atmosphere.
joe rogan
But isn't the problem that along the way, we're also increasing the temperature of the planet and we are not aligned with a higher temperature.
alex jones
You can lie.
Here's truth.
We don't know.
We don't know.
But in 1963, the Club of Rome came up with a limits to growth plan.
And they had models and actuaries.
And I have copies of this.
This is my film Endgame.
Seminal Film.
It's free online.
Endgame Blueprint for Global Enslavement predicts a virus released to lock things down.
Everything's not happening.
jordan holmes
That was not what that movie was about.
alex jones
I watched it.
In the 1963 Limits to Growth Club of Rome plan, they said, we believe there'll be a global ice age by 2020 because the last ice age ended about 12,000 years ago and we're set for that.
We're going to tell the public that actually carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is bouncing solar radiation off the earth because we've seen volcanoes cause this darkening effect and freezing.
So we believe, our scientists believe that carbon dioxide is going to make the earth freeze by 2020.
And so we've got to have a global regime to take control of all the factories and all the energy and put a tax in for global government in the name of stopping the ice age.
Then by about 1987, they went, actually, we think it's going to heat up instead.
So they flipped the propaganda.
Ask anybody you know.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Anybody you know.
dan friesen
Alex is lying about his film Endgame, and it's amazing for him to be such a dick as to call his own bullshit documentary seminal.
What an asshole.
jordan holmes
It was about a fucking road, man.
dan friesen
A lot of it was about a road.
jordan holmes
It was about a road.
dan friesen
The publication Limits to Growth came out in 1972, not in 1963.
The Club of Rome didn't even exist until 1968.
You can easily find a PDF of this document called Limits to Growth.
And if you do go ahead and look through it, there's no mention of an ice age or the year 2020.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
In the text, the authors are very clear that they can see demonstrations that the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is rising, but that it's unclear how much of that will be able to be sustained by the planet.
From page 81, quote, it's not known how much CO2 or thermal pollution can be released without causing irreversible damage in the Earth's climate or how much radioactivity, lead, mercury, or pesticide can be absorbed by plants, fish, or human beings before the vital processes are severely interrupted.
jordan holmes
To 50 years later, we know exactly how much it was a while back.
dan friesen
Part of the, and this touches on what part of the reason why you should act, even though we aren't certain what the limits are, it's immediately spelled out in the text.
Quote, this ignorance about the limits of Earth's ability to absorb pollutants should be reason enough for caution in the release of polluting substances.
The danger of reaching those limits is especially great because there is typically a long delay between the release of a pollutant into the environment and the appearance of its negative effect on the ecosystem.
Hence, why you should be overly cautious.
jordan holmes
In a certain sense, though, Alex did say something correctly, and he started it with: What we're doing is returning the Earth back to a healthier time.
And when he said a million years, that makes sense to me because that was before we were here.
dan friesen
Alex is 900,000 years ago.
jordan holmes
So, in a sense, we will, when we're gone, be creating a much better, healthier Earth.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, after we've killed ourselves, if you're taking some kind of a weird geologics perspective, then yes.
And that's not what Alex says.
jordan holmes
Earth recovered after the dinosaurs, right?
We'll be all right.
I mean, we won't.
dan friesen
In the introduction to this text, Limits to Growth, on page 23, they lay out their conclusions.
The first of which is: quote: If the present growth trends in the world population, industrialization, food production, and resource depletion continue unchanged, the limits to growth on this planet will be reached sometime within the next 100 years.
That's the conclusion that they made based on their assumptions and estimations at the time in 1972.
They've gone back and revisited this multiple times, and some updating and some reflection on, like, we might have been off about a little bit of that.
Eh, whatever.
jordan holmes
They were off by 30 years.
dan friesen
Alex is asserting that in this text, they say that they are aware that an ice age is coming, so they're going to pretend that carbon dioxide is bad and causing the ice age, which I guess is going to lead to them being able to take control of the population.
jordan holmes
I'm sick of all these.
Our plan is this: plan F?
What plan are we on?
dan friesen
I hate to surprise you, Jordan.
None of that is in this book.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a real shock.
dan friesen
I have no idea if Alex has ever read Limits to Growth or if he's just banking on the fact that the audience won't have, but this shit is all made up.
jordan holmes
How long is it?
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
Longer than four pages?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's more than four.
jordan holmes
You said page 81, so I'm telling you right now, Alex has not read it.
dan friesen
No, certainly not.
So one of the things that's interesting about this, though, is that this is a text from 1972.
And, you know, I think that you can go back and you can look at some of the stuff and absolutely say, like, well, they didn't know what we know now.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
And Joe tries to bring this up.
joe rogan
Okay, but don't you understand that science back then didn't have as much data as they have now?
So their models and what they had predicted in 1963 is faulty compared to the information they have.
alex jones
Yeah, just like Fauci said 2.5 million would be dead.
But then from COVID, it was 200,000.
joe rogan
But worldwide, what is it?
alex jones
Worldwide, tuberculosis killed 20 million people, 1.4 million here last year, but nobody was killed.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, COVID killed a lot.
alex jones
Comedy killed a million worldwide.
joe rogan
What?
alex jones
Not even a million worldwide.
joe rogan
No, is that true?
alex jones
Yep.
joe rogan
Come on.
Well, how do we know?
alex jones
Oh, we use human models.
Again, they're our boss.
dan friesen
You see here how Alex tries to pivot away from uncertain territory into more familiar and comfortable water by taking Joe's good point that old science didn't know what new science has discovered and hitting his talking points about Fauci and COVID.
Alex then goes on to make a sensational absurd claim about COVID, which will now distract conversation, and he will have escaped without having been held to prove any of the claims that he made about the Club of Rome, the limits to growth, or how excessive CO2 emissions are saving the world.
Also, again, TB did not kill 1.4 million people in the United States in 2019.
That is a comical number that Alex has used before, and he just uses to minimize COVID.
Joe has no idea what the real number is, which is what Alex is betting on when he just throws that out.
Alex is being allowed to scatter bullshit all over the place, and these dudes are completely helpless to try to keep up or transform it into something that's responsible to present to an audience who trusts you.
It's not good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you would think at about, and this is because I'm not very generous to them.
You'd think at about 45 minutes, they would just start making fart noises every time you spoke.
But how many hours are we into it now?
dan friesen
A bit.
But one of the things that I think is really, really difficult is that, like, you know, if Ari Shafir or like Tom Segura came on Joe Rogan's show and they had some weird ideas about COVID, that's not good, but it's going to be a comedian expressing a standpoint.
Alex pretends to know like a ton of stuff.
So impressionable listeners will treat the things he says differently than something a comedian might say while they're sitting around talking shit.
The potential for harm is significantly increased.
And this is a show where the host seems unable or unwilling to do the work that's needed to protect this audience from the brand of misinformation Alex sells and the harm that can come from it.
He's treating it like it's just the same kind of stakes as Ari or Shafira in there.
And it's not.
jordan holmes
I mean, he's unwilling to hold himself accountable and protect himself from Alex's narrative.
So of course he can't.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, he was rationalizing Rudy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So yeah, I mean, it's not the best.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So now we get our first point where I want to talk a little bit about Tim Dylan.
tim dillon
So let me back Alex up with the climate change.
It's like there's certainly, you know, we are contributing to man-made global warming.
But also, what are you going to do?
What are we going to do?
dan friesen
Good point.
This is perhaps the most disappointing sentence I've ever heard.
What kind of South Park-ass, impotent, wearing apathy and defeatism as virtue bullshit is that?
I've tried to be kind to Tim Dylan in the past because, like I said, I mentioned, I think we have some mutual friends.
And also, I don't care too much about comedians who say things I disagree with, even if they're guests on InfoWars, because Tim has been.
It's not really that interesting for me to get mad about something someone might have been joking about.
It's often hard to tell the difference between a racist and an edgy comedian who swings and misses.
So typically, I try to stay out of the criticizing comedians game.
We all know how sad Alex sounds when he yells about Bill Maher or Michelle Wolf.
That isn't a joke that Tim is saying, though, and it kind of just makes me sad.
Is the idea supposed to be that no one has any ideas about what can be done to limit the damage of climate change?
I mean, Tim should be aware that people have some suggestions.
A year ago, he posted a comedy video on YouTube making fun of Greta Thunberg, a person who's only famous because she's trying to propose solutions to climate change.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but what are we going to do?
dan friesen
I don't care.
And I'm sure Tim's a good guy and a talented stand-up, but I don't buy this kind of edge.
Am I supposed to believe that Tim thinks that even if all the scientists aren't making up climate change, that there's nothing we should be doing?
It really just feels like an attempt to, like, too hard of an attempt to be right-wing edgy.
And I just don't buy it.
I just, it rings hollow to me.
Oh, yeah, we are contributing to climate change.
What are you going to do about it?
jordan holmes
Do you know what bums me out?
Is no one's funny.
unidentified
That's really, yeah, that's really bumming me out.
jordan holmes
Because the only reason you have Tim Dylan on there as a third party to this is to come with the jokes.
dan friesen
I think he likes Alex too much.
jordan holmes
Or come with the Eddie Bravo swings.
That's what you got to have.
You got to have that fucking element that you got to have me screaming nonsense.
dan friesen
I don't disagree.
jordan holmes
You know, and it's like he's just another deferential asshole.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Like a slightly less pretending to know things, Alex.
Yeah, I think it's a mistake that will probably linger, and that is that you should never break the format, and that is that if Alex is there, so is Bravo.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Like you found a winning combination that allows you to pretend, we're just having fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
We got Eddie Bravo here.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Are you going to take anything anybody here says the world is flat?
Exactly.
You can't take any of this seriously.
Eddie Bravo's talking.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Eddie was the thing that kind of allowed you to dodge any kind of criticism.
And he added an element of some kind of unpredictability.
jordan holmes
He had chaos.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's missing from this.
I just don't, I don't think it's a good idea to have anybody plus Alex plus Joe Rogan unless it's Eddie.
jordan holmes
Unless it's somebody who can temper the bullshit that's flying like insane back and forth.
dan friesen
I mean, conceivably, it would be fun for me to be the third person, but again, I would never do that.
And I have no interest in it.
But someone who does understand the things that Alex is lying about would be very helpful.
And it would create.
I mean, Alex would leave that.
But you can't just have Tim Dylan as the third participant.
It really, the show suffers for it.
And quite frankly, I think that I don't think that anyone's going to enjoy this nearly as much as the other two.
It's not as good.
It's not as interesting.
jordan holmes
And it's not funny.
dan friesen
And a large portion of it is Alex talking about how he wants Rogan to drink with him, but it's Sober October, so Rogan can't.
But Rogan says that he will drink on election night because he's doing a live stream.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And it turns out they announce on this episode that Rogan and Kyle Kalinsky are doing a team-up stream of the election.
And Alex insinuates himself as a guest on that.
And over and over again, Alex keeps being like, I bullied my way onto your, we're going to drink together on the election night.
You're going to be fucked up on election night.
jordan holmes
Pathetic asshole.
dan friesen
It's very sad.
jordan holmes
That is bad.
dan friesen
Like, just looking at it on a personal level, a human level, it bummed me out.
It really, it was desperate.
It was needy.
It just, it's unbecoming for a character who's supposed to be as strong and alpha as Alex for him to be so that's the type of shit that a baby comic does to somebody who's like six years in and they're like, hey, man, you're, you run that really good show and we're good friends.
jordan holmes
And you're like, and it's like, if you're a baby comic, everybody tries it once or twice.
That happens.
But if you're like a 10 years in guy doing this shit or an Alex case 26 years in, you're not doing well.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not so good.
jordan holmes
We know those guys.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Tim Dylan, like I said, I think that he comes off better than Alex just because, I mean, how could you?
jordan holmes
How could you not?
dan friesen
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I don't think that he says all that much that's all that interesting.
He just sounds like a guy who likes Alex, who's watched too much InfoWars, isn't really all that critical, but thinks adopting contrarian positions makes up for lack of critical thought.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's the guy who's wearing a hat is like, this is a personality.
dan friesen
No, he's a guy who's wearing a free Gheelane shirt.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That's very fair.
dan friesen
It's metaphorical.
jordan holmes
Instead of a hat, it is.
Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, you'll really see the two different kinds of realities that are happening simultaneously in this episode.
tim dillon
Charlie, we have the documents.
joe rogan
I'm sucking on a cigar like it's a jelly donut.
I'm hoping I can get to the weed on the inside.
Joe, I'm like, I'm licking the outside.
What do you got there?
A piece of paper?
What does it say?
I think it's confirming to the end of humanity.
alex jones
Well, what is this?
unidentified
See?
joe rogan
Okay, but it's a person who wrote this.
It's Adam Kirch.
He's probably got a pistol in his mouth right now.
alex jones
No, that's the Wall Street Journal cover story.
joe rogan
I don't really mean that, Adam.
I apologize.
alex jones
That's the Wall Street Journal cover story.
May I please tell you what I came here for?
dan friesen
Do people not realize that saying that Alex has documents is a joke?
Like, Tim is clearly making a joke when he says that they have documents.
Yeah.
It's a bit at this point.
And the point of the bit is that Alex doesn't have any documents and he's making all this shit up.
The article titled Looking Forward to the End of Humanity isn't about what Alex claims it is.
It's just an opinion piece that actually is pretty skeptical about the possibilities that many theorists believe could come with a transhumanist future.
The headline works for Alex, but because he lacks any depth and he hopes he can just blow people's mind with optics, he doesn't go any further than that.
The actual article is not about being eager for the end of humanity, though it might be able to make it, you might be able to make it sound like Alex has every responsibility to know what this article is about because he's brought it up a thousand times in the past, and he's not.
And because Rogan doesn't have the time to read this entire op-ed, he doesn't have the ability to come in and be like, that's not what that's about.
This is actually really skeptical about the widening gap between classes that could happen with the implementation of technological supplementation.
Like the article uses as an example how you could buy yourself out of war if you got drafted in the early days of our country.
The article is skeptical.
unidentified
It's not pro the end of humanity.
dan friesen
And even just the whole presentation of it, like, why are you acting like it's not a joke that Alex has documents?
You're making that joke.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're laughing at that joke because it's funny because he doesn't have documents.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I think a strategy Rogan should have tried, right, is sure you're live streaming it or whatever.
dan friesen
I don't think they did.
jordan holmes
They don't laugh.
dan friesen
I think this one was recorded because of Jamie's COVID.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's fair.
So then here's what you do.
All right.
After the show, you just go in and edit in all the things that you wish Joe had said.
You have him do voiceover later, right?
And you edit it all in.
And then it looks like Joe is a fucking dynamite interviewer and Alex is just saying random ass things in response to him.
dan friesen
Just drop this in.
Alex, you have no idea what you're talking about.
jordan holmes
Done.
dan friesen
Just keep it.
jordan holmes
Just keep putting that like the he's a dick drop for you.
dan friesen
Alex, fuck you.
So Joe and Alex in this next clip, they argue a little bit about driverless cars.
And I'm just at this point, a lot of eye-rolling.
alex jones
Driverless cars don't know a wreck up ahead or what to do.
They have more accidents.
Steve Wozniak, as I was saying earlier, the founder of co-founder of Apple says the best AI isn't a million percent close to how good an ant's brain is.
joe rogan
Stop, When they first developed cars, they said, well, how are you going to take them?
There's no road.
alex jones
Sure.
joe rogan
AI power roads.
Do you understand that the AI that's powering these cars now is not a car?
alex jones
You understand the people running the AI, predatory anti-humans that say they want to get rid of them.
joe rogan
Musk is not a predatory anti-human.
alex jones
No, I didn't say he was.
joe rogan
But I understand he's working on autonomous vehicles.
alex jones
He said, beware those that speak of AI gods.
joe rogan
Yes.
Okay.
A lot of people are worried that, look, Elon is more concerned.
Don't give me one of those.
You keep that shit away from me, Mum.
alex jones
No, no, no, no.
joe rogan
He doesn't drink.
dan friesen
He's trying to give everyone booze.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course he is.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're at about the point where things sort of like.
I mean, I would say that for me, intellectually, the point where everything broke apart.
I mean, there's the beginning.
But the part where it got really dicey was the CO2 is going to save the world.
jordan holmes
Carbon monoxide.
dan friesen
Right.
That was where I was like, uh-oh, we're in trouble.
joe rogan
Yeah.
dan friesen
But around here is kind of where you're in a place where it's like, oh, he's starting to deteriorate a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's hitting him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I would say that driver Lascar's argument is Joe really trying to explain to Alex what these conversations, the people who have concerns about AI are and the reality that future AI won't be what we have now.
Yeah, yeah.
And Alex just isn't there for that conversation.
jordan holmes
No, that's not interesting to him.
dan friesen
Nope.
He has documents and sources that he needs to bring up about how evil these folks are.
alex jones
Look how calculators were great.
No one knows how to do math now.
Look how phones are great.
No one knows their numbers anymore.
All the statistics show that the science of technology is making us dumb.
And that's why they wrote the big article, the co-owner of Sun Microsystems in 2000.
Bill Joy wrote Why the Future Doesn't Need Us.
And he explains he went to a top billionaire tech conference and they made the decision to not let humans sit around and play video games over the future.
So they were just going to slowly phase us out and kill everybody.
joe rogan
Stop.
They're not trying to kill us.
alex jones
Okay, pull up Why the Future Doesn't Need Us.
tim dillon
But why would they try and kill everybody?
Well, why wouldn't they?
Can we reverse engineer the question?
alex jones
Because we're called useless eaters.
joe rogan
I don't think to kill people.
I think they're trying to improve what a person is.
What I think we're doing is that they're not.
alex jones
Oh, by chopping our son's balls off?
joe rogan
Okay, well, you're going to go down another rabbit hole, you son of a bitch.
dan friesen
This is the distraction tactics that Alex uses because he can't stay on any.
He has to keep moving or else he'll get found out.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like he's a shark of lies.
He is the piranha of truth and the shark of lies.
jordan holmes
So this is the type of show.
So like four years ago before we had done, before we had started, I could have been the third wheel on this show.
Instead of Tim Dylan.
Maybe.
It would have been like me screaming and shit, but I wouldn't have the white-hot, furious hatred that I have now.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a decent chance that five years ago, if I had seen this, like knowing what I knew about Alex five years ago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
There's a chance that I could have gotten some entertainment value out of it a little bit.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
But I will also say that I probably would have been a little bit depressed.
jordan holmes
Oh, I would have been sorry.
dan friesen
He does not come off well, especially towards the end.
And it's not one of those ways to learn kind of sad.
It's just kind of like really sad.
jordan holmes
Like deeply sad.
dan friesen
I just don't even I don't I don't want to act like I'm teasing this or anything.
It's just a bummer.
It ends like a bummer.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
That's how I want Alex's life to end.
dan friesen
I believe that I have made the point a number of times that Alex Jones does not prepare for anything.
jordan holmes
I've seen him prepare.
He wakes up at six every morning.
He reads hours of articles until...
dan friesen
I should say, about that last clip, I...
I neglected to say this because I talk about it all the time, but that article from Bill Joy did not say anything.
jordan holmes
Did not say any of that.
dan friesen
Alex is making that up completely.
jordan holmes
He's spoken about it ad nauseum.
dan friesen
There's a small passage inside that article where Bill Joy is quoting the Unabomber, and that's what Alex is talking about.
Anyway, I said Alex doesn't prepare, and I need to correct the record.
Call me David Brock because I'm correcting the record.
alex jones
We did not talk about what we're going to cover pre to this, dude.
We're going to talk about a lot of things.
This is what I wrote last night.
You ready?
The Silicon Cult.
joe rogan
I'm not going to weed for you.
I want you to take it down a nine.
alex jones
The Silicon Cult.
joe rogan
Okay, go ahead.
This is another article.
alex jones
No, I wrote this.
joe rogan
Oh, you wrote it.
alex jones
Talking points.
The Silicon Cult.
Defying the enemy, the war carbon.
Announce up front that I am not really a liberal or conservative.
I want a pro-human future.
unidentified
Fuck off.
alex jones
Please listen to me and hear me out.
joe rogan
Let's stop right there.
dan friesen
Let's stop right there.
jordan holmes
Let's stop right there for you.
dan friesen
Alex is reading off his notes.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Please announce up front, I am not liberal or conservative.
Please listen to me.
I'm pro-human.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
This is when I turn to my like, stop record.
Stop record.
You don't get to read that.
You don't get to read that.
Start record again.
Okay.
dan friesen
But this is one of these points that Rogan does a lot of work trying to help Alex push that idea that he's not left or right.
He's fucked off.
joe rogan
You get called a neoconservative.
You get called an alt-right.
You get called a far-right person.
When I first met you, you were protesting against George W. Bush.
And you were saying that what he was doing and what he was trying to usher in was essentially going to be the downfall of Western civilization.
alex jones
Even before he was elected.
joe rogan
Yes.
I remember that.
So when people say Alex Jones is far-right guy, I'm like, he's complicated.
He's really against corruption more than he's against any particular party.
jordan holmes
Goebbels hated corruption.
joe rogan
I found that the right was less apt to censor you and more apt to listen to your ideas.
alex jones
Exactly.
And I know we're all not stoked today.
And so we're being a little aggressive, but here's the old election night.
If I'm gracious enough to be here, or you're gracious enough, I'll be here.
We'll get hammered.
But listen, let's get into Bohemian Grove.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Fart noises.
That's it.
That's all I'm doing.
dan friesen
Yeah, all right.
Let me get into Bohemian Grove.
jordan holmes
You know, Kanye said George W. Bush doesn't care about black people, and now he supports Trump.
These things can change, Dan.
True.
dan friesen
And I think it's important to always recognize that what you're doing can be altered by why you're doing it.
So if you are protesting Bush because you're further right than Bush, there you go.
It's not then suspicious you protesting Obama.
jordan holmes
It is unsurprising.
dan friesen
Because you will also be to the right of Obama.
jordan holmes
You got it.
dan friesen
If you are extreme militia right wing, of course, someone like George W. Bush isn't going to be good for your business, or at least complaining about him will be good for your business.
So I think that Rogan needs to do a little bit of exploration about that.
Consider why does Alex not like or like the people that he does?
You'll find a greater consistency there than, oh, he just hates corruption.
jordan holmes
God, do you know what's crazy, though?
What I think is the wildest part of this is that all of this stuff he's saying on here, you could have planned, you could have seen him saying this shit if you had listened to his show for the past week and a half to the point where you could literally have listened to his show and been like, I'm just going to grab a couple of clips at random.
And whenever Alex says, Alex's show.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And whenever Alex says something, you could just be like, oh, that's cool.
I actually cut a clip from your show of you saying the exact fucking opposite, you moron.
dan friesen
Well, yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, like that kind of shit is there for you if you want it.
dan friesen
Some of it, yeah.
And one of the things I think is interesting is that he also says a lot of exactly the same things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, yeah.
dan friesen
Like talking about the volcanoes.
Right.
You know, like, and that's because I think he recorded this before.
jordan holmes
Almost 100% guarantee it.
dan friesen
So he might have done these on the same day that he did the volcano raid.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we could be getting the same riffs.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, we get back to Ted Gunderson in this next clip because that guy did more things.
unidentified
Cool.
alex jones
According to Ted Gunderson, first time I ever heard about this was from this former high-level FBI agent who was going to be the FBI director, but he wouldn't go along with corruption, so he wasn't.
So we're going to investigate ghosts.
tim dillon
And he blew up the things like the Franklin scandal.
alex jones
And he's been the Finders and the Finders.
tim dillon
The Finders cult, which was huge.
alex jones
Yeah.
tim dillon
Which where the CIA was caught trafficking.
You know, the Finders is a cult that was caught trafficking children.
And the CIA squashed the Florida.
alex jones
And then Gunderson got it raided in D.C. and found a whole CIA facility with the snuff films, everything.
tim dillon
The Talax machine.
alex jones
And so he told me about all this, and I thought he was crazy.
joe rogan
Even though he was Ted Gunderson, you told us about it, and we actually pulled up one of those stories.
tim dillon
And I was correct.
joe rogan
Yes, you're correct.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
So we went into the Finder situation in a past episode with those children that were found with two guys in a van in Florida.
And suffice it to say, neither Alex or Tim could prove any of this stuff that they're talking about.
First things first, the Finders investigation did not begin until 1987, by which point Gunderson was retired from the FBI and was ankle-deep in the McMartin Tunnel hysteria.
jordan holmes
The scandal, as Tim Dylan put it.
dan friesen
On Ted Gunderson's website, you can find the 79-page report that he filed on the Finder's case, which is a chaotic mess, and none of it really proves anything.
The most interesting part of the report is...
jordan holmes
The part about murder hornets?
No.
dan friesen
No.
It's a report that was filed supposedly by Ramon Martinez, who was a U.S. customs agent who was on the scene for a raid of a warehouse in D.C. that an informant had claimed was connected with a satanic cult called the Finders.
Martinez writes of seeing proof of child exploitation and an almost astonishing level of criminal sophistication.
What makes this report interesting is that it doesn't appear to be fake, since it's referenced in the FBI Finders files that were released recently.
However, if you consult the files the FBI released, there's reference to follow-up on the claims from Martinez's report.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's not good for Martinez.
dan friesen
And how there was no evidence of anything like what he describes that anyone else can confirm.
In fact, the FBI vault files include a report of a 1994 interview with the Washington Metro field office agent who was present at the raid in question, and it doesn't corroborate anything.
Quote, name redacted advised that during his review of both material from the computers and documents revealed nothing relating to any criminal activity.
Further, there's the logging of a 1993 interview with a representative of the Arlington, Virginia National Center for Exploited and Missing Children, who was present for the raid, having formerly been a detective with the Metro Police Department.
Quote, he did not see any evidence of criminal activity.
Because of the anomaly of this report from Martinez and other unsubstantiated gossip, there's been a lingering conspiracy that the CIA was running the Finders, but again, this has never been demonstrated or proven at all.
Weirdly, the FBI vault includes a bunch of references to investigations into whether or not there was a connection between the Finders and the CIA.
And it feels like if the CIA were running this group for clandestine reasons, they probably wouldn't cooperate with an FBI investigation into the cover-up they carried out surrounding it.
But maybe I'm a sheeple.
unidentified
Eh.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It sucks.
It sucks.
The truth dies in obscurity and is lost, but bullshit just lives forever.
dan friesen
I think because it's more interesting and people respond to shiny things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, nobody likes talking about how Reagan also ignored a massive pandemic and killed thousands upon thousands of people.
dan friesen
So here's a list of the claims that are being made by Tim and Alex that they absolutely could not prove beyond saying something like, come on.
One, the Finders were caught trafficking children.
They can't prove that.
Two, the CIA squashed the Florida investigation of the group.
They can't prove that.
Three, Ted Gunderson got the D.C. warehouse raided.
Four, said raid found a CIA facility.
Please prove that.
Five, the raid uncovered snuff films.
Can't prove that.
There are at least five major claims these dudes are throwing out in this clip that they would never be able to come close to proving.
And at the end, you hear Joe signing off on this shit.
This is irresponsible coverage.
And honestly, I hope Tushi is proud of what they're sponsoring.
jordan holmes
Hey, Tushy.
You guys are doing great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Shoot some water up Alex Jones' ass.
dan friesen
So I got really bored for a stretch here.
And maybe that's just because, like, this is exhausting to listen to.
It's constant bullshit and fast-paced.
Alex is all over the place.
Joe's trying to reel him in.
It's a mess.
They just started talking about Bohemian Grove and Skull and Bones.
And I just kind of was like, pass.
Pass.
But then Alex does say something about Skull and Bones that we can actually, yeah, this is a little interesting.
joe rogan
Descendant sues skull and bones over Geronimo's bones.
Documents show George H. Bush and George W. Bush's grandfather robbed Geronimo's grave members.
Members of the secret society allegedly steal valuable things and put them in tomb.
Great-grandson says Geronimo should be buried in accordance with the tradition.
Federal law protects Native Americans' rights to their family members' remains.
alex jones
And let's expand on that, what he just said, because this guy's done a studying.
dan friesen
He's talking about Tim has done a studying because Tim has brought up that Bush stole Geronimo's skull.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And then they've pulled up this news article that says that Geronimo's great-grandson is suing Skull and Bones to get that skull back, which proves that they have the skull.
This clip pretty neatly shows how you won't learn anything from this show.
If you listen to this, you'll think that Tim just claimed that Bush stole Geronimo's skull and that Rogan pulled up an article that confirms it.
In reality, they've both proven nothing.
This case that Geronimo's great-grandson filed was from 2009.
And in August 2010, Judge Richard Roberts dropped the case.
He dismissed it.
And the reason is actually kind of interesting, but you'd never know if you just listened to these dudes.
The issue is that Geronimo is officially buried in a grave at Fort Sill, which is on U.S. property.
In order to dig up bodies on federal property, you need to get the permission of the government.
And the plan of this suit was to sue the U.S. government, President Obama, and the Secretaries of Defense and the Army to gain permission to dig up Geronimo and bury him, quote, near his birthplace at the head of the Gila River in New Mexico.
However, in order for a lawsuit to be filed against the U.S. government, first, a judge has to decide whether or not the case justifies suspending the government's sovereign immunity.
Judge Roberts found that this case did not have established the cause to waive this immunity, so the case was dismissed.
The plan was to transport the remains to the Gila River and in the process determine if, as the legend has it, Geronimo's skull had been stolen.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
The great-grandson's lawyer said later that, quote, he will eventually reopen his cases against Yale and Skull and Bones if need be, but not until after the Fort Sill remains are exhumed.
They don't know if they have caused to sue Yale or skull and bones until the body has been exhumed.
Sure.
And then they can see if there's a skull there.
At that point, I guess they'd have to build a case that was more than just urban legend and hearsay that would hold up in court, and then they can go ahead and successfully sue Yale, I guess.
Personally, I think they should let the family dig up the remains.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, like, what judge is like, oh, look, just because colonials stole your grandfather's bones doesn't mean that you have right to sue the government.
dan friesen
I'm not saying that that's a right decision personally, but I'm just saying that is what they decided.
jordan holmes
Everyone should just be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
We stole his bones.
unidentified
My bad.
dan friesen
The bottom line is that there's much more to this story, and it's interesting to see how the world works.
This is not a suit primarily targeting Skull and Bones or Yale or Bush.
It's about getting Geronimo's remains from Fort Sill, and if the skull is gone, then crossing that bridge at that point.
If you just listen to people like Alex or Tim or Joe, you'll get a more fun, kind of wacky version of the story that's really exciting.
But ultimately, they have no idea if anything they're saying is true or real.
You get the impression that you're learning something, but you're actually just listening to fucked up people ramble about something they read in a blog or skimmed.
jordan holmes
Skimmed would be a better way.
Man, that's so fucked up.
dan friesen
It's not.
We're just keeping it fun.
jordan holmes
We're just fucking keeping his bones.
Like, yeah, we just get them.
Like, it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Just give him the fucking bones.
Like, you don't care.
You don't want to.
Is it a tourist spot?
unidentified
Do people?
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
jordan holmes
I'm sure it is.
Well, guess what?
It should be a tourist spot where it belongs.
dan friesen
Yeah, I spent a while trying to figure out why the government didn't just say, cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it.
And I couldn't really get to the bottom of it, and I was running low on time.
I am very curious about that, but I can't figure this out.
jordan holmes
Maybe that he did steal Luke's skull.
dan friesen
Maybe they're protecting George H.W. You make an interesting point, and you could speculate about that.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But you also fucking couldn't prove it.
jordan holmes
Not going to prove a goddamn thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So if you use that as evidence that they're protecting George W, uh, George or H.W. Bush or Prescott, or then you're just as faulty as Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
What's weird, but it reminds me so much of like so many times if you go to a museum, you see something and like, this was taken by this explorer, and you're like, no.
He stole that.
He stole it.
Why are we keeping this here?
This does not belong to us, sir.
dan friesen
It's like Indiana Jones.
jordan holmes
No, it's just in it.
It's in a museum, so it's okay that we stole it and now we get to keep it and show it to all the people and you don't get anything for it.
dan friesen
It's not an ideal way to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's probably good.
dan friesen
So they talk a little bit about Epstein and Bill Clinton being all guilty.
tim dillon
Sure.
dan friesen
And Tim, to his credit, asks, like, hey, do you actually think that Trump's clean in all this?
tim dillon
Sure.
Do you think Trump's cleaning everything in this – I mean – Oh, you want to get the M.O. on Trump?
Well, I would like Tim because I know that you're.
alex jones
I'll give you.
tim dillon
No, no.
unidentified
Here we go.
alex jones
My only superpower is that I really try to give you the accurate thing.
Doesn't mean I'm always right about 95% of the time.
That's why earlier went on that rabbit troll when I'm saying, listen, Trump doesn't like lobbyists.
He fired them all.
He's trying to make the best decisions for everybody in the pragmatic free market to not have one-sided trade deals.
But his blind side was by him not letting lobbyists in.
Everyone around him became unofficial lobbyists.
That became a 20-minute rabbit hole, which I'm not bitching about.
But let me tell you about Trump.
dan friesen
What does that have to do with Trump and Epstein?
Anyway, I hope that's not.
jordan holmes
Let me tell you about Trump.
I don't want to talk about him and Epstein.
alex jones
So he's a lobbyist.
jordan holmes
There are tons of lobbyists.
And anyways, moving on.
dan friesen
When Alex responded to Tim's question, they're laughing at him.
They're laughing at this dumb performance.
And they're like, he's not going to tell us anything.
That's why they're laughing.
When he's like, you want the skinny on Trump?
They're laughing because it's like, oh, this is what happens right before he doesn't tell us.
All right.
Anyway, this next clip is the first point where I really got the sense that Joe is trying to explain to Alex that Alex is annoying.
alex jones
But Joe, you just said I'm hard to deal with.
joe rogan
Well, because you talk over people when they're talking, you don't let them get the full thought.
alex jones
You've been talking a lot.
joe rogan
You don't let people get a full thought out.
And Tim does it like when he's what I was saying is he's talking and you jump in.
And the problem is, I know you have some things to say, but then you fuck with the thing that's coming out of the other person.
alex jones
Okay, explain to me how the censors are loving people.
That's what you're trying to do.
joe rogan
I'm not saying they love people.
I'm saying they don't.
They're not looking at it correctly because the way they're looking at it, they think they're doing a good thing and they're going to usher forth some utopian world of communication where people are only saying the things they agree with.
The problem with that is you don't find out who's right unless you get everybody talking.
alex jones
But still, I agree.
Joe, it's worse than that.
joe rogan
You can't have an echo chamber.
It's dangerous.
dan friesen
Man, it is hard to listen to this at points like this one.
Like, it's pretty clear that Joe is fairly annoyed, probably because he's never had to deal with Showtime Alex while he himself had to be sober, which must be the worst.
Oh, that's got to be terrible.
I appreciate where Joe is going with this thought, trying to find a motive for people wanting folks like Alex off social media that isn't their demons and they want tyranny.
But I also think that Joe's wrong.
I don't think that people want folks like Alex off social media sites because they want everyone to say the right same things.
I think they want him off because he can't control himself and he represents a danger to people.
So deciding that his behavior is not welcome on your platform is actually an act of customer service for your other users.
I've never heard of anyone getting kicked off Twitter for suggesting a conservative tax plan or expressing unconventional views in terms of foreign policy.
In the case of the people that they try to rally around, they weren't punished for ideas, but for behavior that's not welcome in various platforms.
Social media kicking people like that out is not saying that they want everyone to say all the same right things.
It's saying that there are certain rules that people have to follow if they want to be treated like an adult.
And if you refuse to follow them, you can be kicked out.
In this sense, Joe's argument is actually a straw man, but he's coming from a more open-minded, less malicious place.
So I can kind of appreciate that.
I would just, again, respond to this sort of thing by introducing a conversation about what sorts of behavior he would be okay with people getting kicked off a platform for, and then see where the conversation goes from there.
jordan holmes
All I hear is people going like, oh, you're going to kick these raccoons out just because they have rabies.
That's what you're going to do.
We're censoring raccoons for having a disease now.
Now you just, you guys are evil people.
You're just not going to let these rabid raccoons wander around free, biting people left and right.
You're terrible censors.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You guys think you're so great.
Now I can't stab somebody with a samurai sword.
It's not a knife.
It's a sword.
It's different.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, we get another fucking Gunderson moment.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
And I didn't take the bait fully on this one because I just, I was too tired.
I'd already done two Gunderson rodeos.
But I do think that something is brought up here that I think is worthwhile to discuss.
This is in relation to the Franklin scandal.
John DeCamp was involved with that whole affair and like blowing a whistle.
And one of his associates was William Colby, the former head of the CIA, who died.
And this is so illustrative of conspiracy thinking.
I think it's really important to take a moment to look at things like this.
tim dillon
William Colby went to William Colby and William Colby basically said to the camp, listen, you're going up against forces that are way too powerful.
You don't even know what you're knocking on here.
And then William Colby, I think, changed his mind and said, fuck it.
You know what?
We should stop doing, like, let's, if we're going to fight this, let's fight it.
And then a little while later, William Colby, who is in great health, has an accident in his canoe is found dead in a river right by his house with his dinner still on the table.
So it's like nobody gets up in the middle of the dinner to go canoeing.
So this has been a common theme.
jordan holmes
Nobody.
tim dillon
Whereas if you go against these people, you find you're dead.
joe rogan
He was 76 when he drowned, though.
unidentified
Yeah, sometimes people have heart attacks from 76.
joe rogan
I understand.
I understand.
tim dillon
I understand that.
joe rogan
Okay, we're connecting dots here that maybe we don't need to.
Okay.
William Colby, director of Central Intelligence, chose to disclose some of the nation's darkest secrets to save the spy service he loved, drowned on April 27th in a tributary.
alex jones
I talked to folks.
They killed him.
joe rogan
He was 76.
unidentified
Great.
jordan holmes
Thanks.
dan friesen
They killed him.
jordan holmes
Thanks, guys.
dan friesen
So, honestly, at this point, I didn't have the patience to discuss another giant satanic cabal ring claim that these dudes can't prove.
So, I'm going to punt on that.
We'll talk about Franklin stuff later.
I just pulled this clip because it demonstrates how Joe is trying to bring the slightest bit of rationality to the conversation, but it just doesn't matter.
These dudes have decided that this guy who dared to stand up against the man was killed because he did it.
jordan holmes
Nah, he was murdered.
dan friesen
The problem here is that kind of Alex's whole explanation for why no one has killed him yet is that he's too high-profile.
But the person they're claiming they did kill was the former head of the CIA.
jordan holmes
Not a media figure, though, high-profile.
Nobody has any idea who this guy is.
dan friesen
There's no evidence that William Colby was murdered, but you see the piece of evidence that Tim keeps pointing to.
jordan holmes
His dinner was still on the table.
dan friesen
Exactly.
You do not go out canoeing while your dinner is still on the table.
jordan holmes
Which I think is very stereotyped.
Like, that's stereotyping behavior.
That's somebody who's never had a mid-meal canoe trip before.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And if you had, you would know once you do it.
You're never going to go back.
dan friesen
This is a misrepresentation of something from the original news article about the search for Colby, published in the Associated Press on April 30th, 1996.
Quote: Investigators found dinner dishes on a table and clamshells in the kitchen sink.
This would tend to imply that possibly they'd already eaten or maybe not imply anything specific at all.
But the version that Tim is repeating is that dinner was on the table, which would be kind of weird.
Why would a guy go canoeing in between serving and eating his dinner?
That's the kind of question that gets conspiracy theorists aroused.
But in this case, it's actually an inaccurate claim based on initial reports, which is really often the case with these guys.
Also, Colby's wife, quote, had spoken to her husband at about 7 p.m. Saturday, and he had said that even though he felt tired, he was going canoeing anyway.
Also, from that article, quote, neighbors said the water was rough Saturday and not good for canoeing.
But according to those who knew him, he was a creature of habit, and that dude loved canoeing.
jordan holmes
So he's a mid-70s old man on choppy waters that are bad for canoeing, and he must have been murdered.
dan friesen
And just eaten a bunch of clams.
jordan holmes
Yes, he must have been murdered.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Only explanation I can see.
dan friesen
You can easily find the medical examiner's report of his death, which determined that it was an accident.
He was a little boozed up with a 0.08 blood reading, but the real important finding was that he had calcified atherosclerosis in his coronary arteries, suggesting some possible heart trouble.
According to the examiner's opinion, quote, he had severe calcified atherosclerosis, which would predispose him to a stroke or heart attack.
Sure.
Decomposition, however, would dissolve clots and the fatty material in atheroma.
You see, it ended up taking nine days for them to find his body.
So in that time that he was in the water, those signs of a stroke or a heart attack would be gone.
Sure.
But the underlying signs of him being at great risk for those things would still be there.
The medical examiner also reports: quote, the contents of his stomach are consistent with his last reported meal and indicate his death was shortly after his dinner.
I guess that would have to do with those clamshells that were in the sink.
jordan holmes
That would make sense.
dan friesen
But of course, Alex and Tim know better.
The man was clearly killed.
Why else would he go for dinner?
He was murdered.
alex jones
He was murdered.
unidentified
His dinner was on the table, seek proof.
dan friesen
So, I mean, but I feel like that's really indicative.
Like, the thing that Tim has to hang his hat on that makes this so clearly a conspiracy is that his dinner was on the table.
He brings it up multiple times within a minute of trying to defend this claim.
And it's not true.
It's based on this misrepresentation of early news reports.
I would say that the lesson here is, yeah, sometimes, you know, conspiracy theorists will say something that's like, yeah, that is weird.
Look into it.
And oftentimes you'll find like, oh, this is being misrepresented.
jordan holmes
What we shouldn't say is, yeah, that is weird.
We should say, yeah, that would be weird.
I'm going to go look into it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then I'll come back and tell you that it is weird, but also not true.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So at this point, I feel like this show is getting a little bit uncomfortable.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
Joe, you were great on Friends.
joe rogan
I wasn't on Friends.
alex jones
That's a joke.
tim dillon
Who do you think is great?
Do you think Trump?
joe rogan
I don't know.
alex jones
If you were a Friends character, who would you be?
joe rogan
You might be Matt LeBlanc, right?
alex jones
You'd be Jennifer Anderson.
joe rogan
I don't think so.
jamie vernon
Hilarious.
jordan holmes
Hilarious.
joe rogan
Who's Matt LeBlanc?
His name is Joe.
tim dillon
Jennifer's the most successful.
alex jones
I identify as Jennifer.
joe rogan
He was dumb.
I'm dumb.
Perfect.
alex jones
Wouldn't you like to have a dentist like Jennifer Anderson and Harble Bosses?
dan friesen
Good stuff.
unidentified
Woof.
dan friesen
This is really uncomfortable.
jordan holmes
That is your boss at 6 o'clock after work.
Bunch of people after work function.
Your boss is like, look at how funny I can be when I'm not in the office.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm cutting loose.
jordan holmes
And you're like, you are a deeply uncomfortable and sad person.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex gets to talking about how the Democrats have admitted that they're going to crash the economy to get Biden into office.
jordan holmes
Sounds right to me.
dan friesen
And man, this is where I was like, all right, this is close to a basketball game because Joe is like, Joe nails this one.
This is a dunk.
alex jones
Okay.
They want to kill the U.S. economy.
China's been open for six months.
They admit it's leaked out that they're doing this to kill the U.S. economy.
joe rogan
It's leaked out how.
alex jones
Oh, it's come out.
Democratic Party reports.
It's been stated.
You heard Democrats all over the news say we want a depression to make Trump look bad.
joe rogan
Who said this?
alex jones
Bill Maher.
joe rogan
Yeah, but Bill Maher is not a part of the Democratic Party.
He's a comic.
alex jones
I know, but I used him.
joe rogan
But he jokes around about that.
Like, look, he crashed the economy.
alex jones
Okay, well, regardless, when Jews try to, or Baptists in New York try to have an event, the police show up and arrest them.
But then when Antifa or BLM was going to burn stuff down, the mayor says it's great.
dan friesen
Again, pivoting can't quite handle the pushback on being like, hey, Bill Maher is not a source.
You can't use that as a source.
I was like, get his ass.
Get his ass.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
dan friesen
So Joe pushes back more on this, the idea of using Bill Maher as an example.
And like, man, it's just, he's totally right.
joe rogan
But I want to bring you back to what you're saying about crashing the economy.
You use Bill Maher as an example, and I just don't think that's a credible example because he's a comic.
alex jones
Well, he said that.
joe rogan
Yeah, but he's a comic.
Oh, but they always say politician.
alex jones
Comics have bigger coverage than news people now.
That's what Colbert and all them poses.
joe rogan
Alex, you can't use him as an example of someone who's a politician who is calling for the economy to crash.
tim dillon
Strategically, if I was a Democrat, I would get up again until Trump was out, right?
joe rogan
Agreed.
tim dillon
I mean, that's strategic.
joe rogan
Agreed, if you want to share it.
alex jones
China wants us shut down.
China admits they're using the virus to keep us shut down.
tim dillon
You think he's a bioweapon?
alex jones
I could give you an hour-long treatise on COVID-19.
joe rogan
Okay, we'll get to that momentarily.
alex jones
Okay, I don't want to anger you, though.
joe rogan
Before we.
alex jones
No, I love being here.
I'll sit here and like tell fart jokes if you want.
I'd rather get drunk and just have a good time.
dan friesen
We know.
tim dillon
Yep.
dan friesen
I mean, this is really, I struggle to watch this and imagine how any kind of respect or pretense can be maintained by Joe and Tim.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, how can they not, if they entered this conversation with respect or admiration for what Alex does, how can it not be disappearing right in front of their eyes?
And it has nothing to do with him being drunk either.
It has everything to do with this being like, you can't answer basic questions.
And when you are asked to give specifics about things like the Democrats want to crash the economy to get rid of Trump, you have a fucking comedian.
That's what you have speaking for the entire Democratic Party.
And I mean, honestly, personally, I really enjoyed that because it's something I talk about.
Of course, it is.
It's something that I've figured out.
I've reverse engineered from Alex's rhetoric.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And to see him be forced to admit that and explain to his face, you can't do that.
That's stupid.
jordan holmes
That's fun.
dan friesen
But it doesn't matter unless Joe says, I can't believe I believe this guy.
He's a piece of shit.
Sorry.
Please don't trust the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
He's not my friend.
He's using me.
He will not be on my election special.
jordan holmes
I would at least like that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But I don't foresee that coming.
Now, obviously, Bill Maher is not a good example.
You can't use that.
So Joe pushes a little bit more and tries to get Alex to give another citation.
joe rogan
You said something that I want you to back up.
You said that the Democrats are trying.
Not denying the possibility that this is the case.
But this seems like if that was the case, it would be a grand conspiracy that would at least have, you'd have to have some evidence of this to make that statement that they're trying or they want to crash the economy because they want to maintain power and to change censorship and to change the way there are countless people.
alex jones
Okay, we've had Governor Newsome, we've had Governor Cuomo, Whitmer, Cuomo, exactly, all say the economy isn't going to be open because Trump's done a bad job.
We're not going to open until he's gone.
And then Whitmer's even come out.
joe rogan
But it's true.
Wait a minute.
Newsom has openly said that.
You sure?
alex jones
Yeah, type it in.
I mean, I'm.
joe rogan
What do you think he said?
I've never listened to become a critic of Newsom because of his, he's become an autocrat.
alex jones
He's his winery's open.
joe rogan
Well, there's a lot of issues, right?
There's a lot of issues.
They close so many things.
alex jones
Joe, Joe, Joe.
Globalism was about selling America off and bankrupting us under Cloud and Pennsylvania.
joe rogan
It's fine, but don't change the subject.
I'm not specifically what Newsom has said.
dan friesen
He's really trying to change the subject.
jordan holmes
It's real hard to change the subject.
Yeah, he does not like that subject anymore.
dan friesen
No, no, he knows that upon closer examination, he's going to be shown to have misrepresented these quotes.
Yeah.
And he can't handle that.
So he tries everything in his power to spin the conversation off into something else, hoping people will forget.
And he does succeed.
He gets Joe to end up talking about COVID.
joe rogan
When you say the deaths increase, that is going to happen.
The question is, by what rate and how many, right?
alex jones
You take the normal flu and pneumonia and morbidity like they did this year, and you add that to the number.
They've already run the same scam.
And so whatever, they don't count flu as a death or pneumonia anymore.
They all count it COVID because they get money on the chart.
They get $50,000,000 when they call it a COVID death plus when they say that.
They get 13,000 a cents a COVID patient and they get $29,000 or whatever extra when they intubate somebody.
And so now, since when is Congress saying how to do medicine?
dan friesen
Well, through like Medicare payments.
But be that as it may, I'm going to now introduce a new segment called Cheers and Jeers.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Very standard name for a segment.
jordan holmes
That is a bit standard, yeah.
dan friesen
Jeers to Joe Rogan for allowing Alex to do that.
They get money for COVID patients bullshit.
And flu deaths.
jordan holmes
Big Jeers.
dan friesen
That deserves some pushback.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Cheers to Joe Rogan for, I think that he didn't push on that because he's still trying to focus on this Newsome comedy.
jordan holmes
He's giving it a shot.
dan friesen
Yes, he's giving it a go.
I think he's been like, okay, if he said that, we should be able to find the proof of that.
jordan holmes
Sure.
He's trying to stay in the pocket and dodge jabs.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, he's getting hit with a couple of things like dumb COVID conspiracy.
But he's letting that blow glance off him.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
He's literally Glass Joe.
joe rogan
What did Gavin Newsom say, though, when you said that he said it's not going to get better until Trump's out of office?
alex jones
Well, it's Whitmer that said that specifically, and he said Cuomo, because I remember that, too.
But he was just basically like, well, I want to be friends with Trump.
There's been a bad response.
We've got to keep the lockdown going.
And until Trump does this wrong, until we have a change, it's going to continue on.
And then it's always about the power grab.
Like, oh, it's two years.
We have to do it.
Now it's first it's 15 days to keep the hospitals empty.
And then it's then it's oh, six months.
And now it's two years.
And then Gates said like a week ago, it's 10 years.
And now they've got the people vauci and others saying, no, it never ends.
You never shake hands.
And under the UN rules, they say, don't look at someone and turn your head.
So in Europe, you can type this in.
Citizens in the UK told do not look at other people and turn your head.
It's cult programming, man.
tim dillon
I think it's a pretty common talking point.
And some people agree with it.
Like, a lot of Democrats would say, yeah, it's not going to get better until Trump is out because Trump has made a mess of it.
dan friesen
So Tim is like this is basically his purpose.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or not purpose, because I don't know if it's intentional, but the role that he fills throughout most of this is trying to restate insane things that Alex says.
jordan holmes
Recontextualize ridiculous shit Alex says to make it seem slightly more reasonable.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But also not what Alex is saying.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Because saying that, you know, predicting that things aren't going to get better as long as Trump is in charge is not the same thing as threatening to keep everything closed until you get into power.
jordan holmes
In fact, I would say they're very, very different things.
dan friesen
Yes, they are.
And I think that Tim is trying to muddy that water, whether it's an intentional act or not.
I think it just might be based on his predisposition.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think it can never be overstated or stated too often.
These are three very stupid people all sitting around a table talking shit.
dan friesen
Maybe.
They at least don't know what they're talking about.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I don't know if they're stupid in all facets.
I think that Joe Rogan's a pretty smart guy when he applies himself and seems to want to.
He's not a dumb-dumb idiot completely.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
He has a lot of bad positions and seems to have a lot of what I'm going to generously call blind spots.
I don't think he's stupid.
And I also don't think Alex is stupid.
I don't think he's craft to what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Obviously, I'm not trying to say that these are people who are like IQ-deprived nonsense like that kind of thing.
I'm just saying that these are people who are willfully committed to not learning the answers to the questions that they are asking.
dan friesen
It does appear that way.
jordan holmes
That's the only explanation for this.
dan friesen
Except for Joe in this moment.
alex jones
Okay.
dan friesen
Because he wants to know about this fucking quote.
alex jones
Okay.
joe rogan
I wonder if there's an actual statement where he said when Trump leaves, then we'll open back up.
alex jones
That's actually what Whitmer said specifically, but he said some more things.
joe rogan
Well, let's find where we're going.
alex jones
I'm waiting for memory here.
I mean, my God.
joe rogan
I understand.
dan friesen
So it's not Newsome now.
It's Whitmer for sure.
So we've pivoted over to that.
jordan holmes
Making it different.
dan friesen
Making finding what this is all the more confusing.
jordan holmes
Twice as hard.
dan friesen
Whatever Jamie's been doing, trying to Google things, now he has to start over.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So Alex gets a little bit combative about how interested Joe is in finding out what he's talking about.
joe rogan
Do we ever find a quote for Whitmer?
jamie vernon
I can't find anything.
There's lots of quotes, but I can't find it.
alex jones
Do you want me to find it?
joe rogan
Can you?
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Just Google on your phone.
Tim and I will talk amongst ourselves.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
And then we'll pull up whatever that is.
alex jones
Okay.
tim dillon
Gretchen Whitmer, they almost kidnapped her, by the way.
unidentified
No, I don't have it.
joe rogan
I'm just saying.
Whitmer, when Trump leaves office, quote, there was a kidnapping plot against her.
alex jones
No, it's Whitmer.
tim dillon
Which 52% of the time.
alex jones
Lockdowns won't end till Trump gone.
That's just come on.
jordan holmes
Right.
joe rogan
Lockdowns won't end till Trump gone.
Try that.
alex jones
Whatever.
I know it's true.
joe rogan
Whitmer.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Alex.
joe rogan
Won't end till Trump gone.
He'll find it.
dan friesen
Whatever, I know.
jordan holmes
You guys are a great team.
Everyone here, everyone in that room working together like a well-oiled machine.
Trust me.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So since they're talking about Whitmer and Tim has brought up that there was that kidnapping attempt plan, that is a false flag, although Alex would agree that it is a good idea as well.
They sort of get into that a little bit.
And then Tim makes a joke.
And then one of my favorite fucking moments in podcasts like this happens.
tim dillon
It was a plot to kidnap her.
That was weird.
alex jones
And I predicted upfront that it was going to be FBI provocateurs, and it turned out the two leaders were FBI informants.
tim dillon
What?
What's even crazier is 52% of the citizens in Michigan agreed with the plot.
jordan holmes
That's a joke.
alex jones
Good one.
joe rogan
They're going to edit that part.
You say that's a joke.
alex jones
Joe Rogan's guest cults for kidnapping the family.
joe rogan
This is outrageous.
Deep platform.
tim dillon
I went on Alex's show.
Alex goes, Snopes always goes and finds that jokes he makes, and they go, correction.
Hillary Clinton is not an Oopaloopa.
joe rogan
Did you guys see that Brett Weinstein's Unity 2020 account was also banned from Twitter?
alex jones
Just told me that.
joe rogan
His Unity 2020 account was, which was calling for a third party, was calling for unity between people on the right and the left to get together and have conversations and perhaps even have an alternative candidate.
alex jones
That's outrageous.
dan friesen
I love how obsessed these dudes are with how fun it will be when the snowflake libs take something they say out of context.
They are obsessed with it.
I think they should be way more worried about someone taking them in context and actually caring about what they say because the picture looks way worse than a couple of B-minus jokes.
I'm going to go with as for Unity 2020.
I don't know exactly why Twitter kicked the account off the platform, but if I were a betting man, I would say it was probably because it's almost certainly a bad faith campaign to fuck with the election.
In September, like two months before an election, that's when Brett fucking Weinstein is going to get a campaign rolling to field a candidate for president.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's about time.
dan friesen
That's fucking horse.
jordan holmes
No, we need a third party.
And I think well after all the nominations are taken care of, long after everybody knows exactly who the candidates are, it's a good time for somebody to come in and shake things up, Dan.
dan friesen
So Weinstein's ticket is Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
Now that actually would be a fun administration.
I would like.
Why don't we have that one-eyed vice presidents?
We haven't had any before.
That would also be a milestone.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So as far as I can tell, they have not agreed to run on this ticket.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And according to a video Weinstein posted on September 1st, he hadn't even collected signatures to get on ballots.
Basically, what Weinstein was pitching was for all the third parties to coalesce around his ticket as if the Green Party and Libertarians, even if they wanted to, they could team up to beat Biden or Trump.
unidentified
Easy.
joe rogan
Easy.
dan friesen
If you actually watch Weinstein's video, it's legitimately just him saying that he's not even going to try to get ballot access for Unity 2020 as a party because he knows that's laughable.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
dan friesen
So instead, his strategy is to beg the green or libertarian parties who already have candidates to abandon their candidates and instead allow Brett Weinstein to choose their ticket, which would be Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw.
jordan holmes
Now, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that that might be an overreach.
dan friesen
It's so dope.
jordan holmes
Look, I like a big swing.
That's a big swing.
dan friesen
If I were Twitter, I would kick this off too.
But less because I was worried about it affecting the election, but because it's a very thinly veiled crib.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here with this shit.
dan friesen
It's way too desperate even for words.
For some context, the video of Weinstein's plan has been up for two months and on YouTube has gotten 21,000 views.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's not good.
dan friesen
Not a lot of interest.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Did Tulsi Gabbard view it, though?
dan friesen
She might have.
unidentified
She's like, I didn't sign up for this shit.
jordan holmes
Dan Crenshaw is like, I'll steal the presidency from her.
dan friesen
Like, Weinstein had the ability to go on Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan's podcast and promote his Unity 2020 concept.
And his fucking video got 21,000 views.
Not a lot of excitement surrounding this.
jamie vernon
Bunch of dicks.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Anyway, Jamie has now found the quote.
After those dudes riffed for a little while, and that gave Jamie time to do some typing.
jordan holmes
All right.
joe rogan
Jamie found something.
jamie vernon
This is as close as I could get to what he's asking for to be found.
joe rogan
Okay.
The Trump virus response is the worst in the globe.
She said, if you're tired of lockdowns or you're tired of wearing masks or you wish you were in church this morning or watching college football or your kids were getting in-person instruction, it's time for a change in this country.
And that's why we've got to elect Joe Biden.
tim dillon
I mean, that's pretty.
jamie vernon
That's what I mean.
joe rogan
You can make that.
jamie vernon
They can say whatever you want almost.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim dillon
But that's the common sentiment.
It's pretty much.
joe rogan
The problem is, the problem is, if you just take it from if you're tired of lockdowns, you would get one interpretation of it.
But if you back it up to the Trump virus response is the worst in the globe, she said, if you're tired of lockdowns.
So what she's saying is that we're splitting hairs.
You're not necessarily.
Because what she's saying is that I saw a clip of her and a screen.
alex jones
Hope please.
joe rogan
that's the problem with taking something out of context what she's saying is Trump's done No, I'm not saying that.
What she's saying is that Trump has done such a shitty job.
That's the reason why we're locked down.
You can't go to the station.
alex jones
No, I get it.
joe rogan
I don't know if that's true, though.
I think when you've got a contagious disease, you've got people flying in from Europe and China and all these other countries that are expressing.
You're going to have spread.
I mean, this is a fucking insanely contagious disease.
alex jones
Listen, Joe, one of my favorite parts of your show is when you ask Jenny for something and the light turns on when you're looking at it.
Let me ask you this: you're into numerology.
joe rogan
How hammered, are you right now?
Let's kill one at a time.
alex jones
Not at all.
tim dillon
We're into numerology.
This is when it gets good.
dan friesen
Great.
So you can see here the decision tree of Alex's responses to being confronted with something he can't really dispute.
He's misrepresented reality, and reality is looking back at him, with the only possibility seeming to be that he made up the Whitmer quote or he didn't understand this one and repeated a misleading version for his own purposes.
His first attempt to wiggle free is to claim that they're splitting hairs, and this probably usually works.
For whatever reason, Joe doesn't accept this and says it's not.
So Alex has to try other things.
jordan holmes
Game two.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And game two is basically like, she's a wonderful person.
tim dillon
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like create false versions of what Joe is saying, so he has to defend himself from the fake version.
Joe just ignores that, keeps moving forward.
And then we get to transitioning to something completely unrelated and possibly too interesting or confusing to resist following up on.
In this case, numerology.
I just wish these dudes like Tim and Joe could see in the moment how much of a one-trick pony Alex is and just disabuse themselves with the idea that he's worth listening to.
jordan holmes
All he did, all he did was realize he can't play defense.
So he went on offense.
He realized he couldn't play offense.
So he tried to change the field.
He's a child saying, I'm going to take my ball and go home.
Every time.
dan friesen
Yeah, you don't like the game that's being played, so you distract people with numerology.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
dan friesen
And the numerology thing has just been being like, you have me on episode 9-11.
Is there any meaning to the episode numbers?
It's obviously just like an attempt to go to another conversation.
Because the end of the road has been reached for Alex.
jordan holmes
She didn't say that, and you're full of shit.
Yeah.
dan friesen
You can't defend this.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
Other than to be like, yes, I guess I took that out of context.
And then now you have the responsibility to have that in your awareness.
And you took this out of context.
You can't use this argument anymore.
jordan holmes
I assume he's done with it.
I doubt we'll ever hear any problem with that again.
I think he's learned his lesson this time, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
So they get to talking some more.
And Alex brings up Operation Lockstep.
jordan holmes
Oh, great.
dan friesen
And now here is where Joe does his other bit of good work.
And that is, he's like, what are you talking about?
alex jones
The UN and the Devos group all say, this is the post-industrial world.
The great reset.
I got a copy of it right here.
And they say in these documents, we are going to reorganize society.
COVID is good to shut down the carbon.
Carbon is bad.
We're going to end success.
We're going to end prosperity.
We're going to track everybody.
We're going to control their lives all under the name of COVID.
joe rogan
They said all that?
They said we're going to end success.
We're going to end prosperity.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
In the lockstep Rockefeller document 2010, they say, we'll have a viral release or a simulated one that creates total fear.
We'll bring up police state marshal.
joe rogan
Is this available for someone to read?
dan friesen
Absolutely.
We've talked about this a ton.
I've read this document, and Alex is completely lying about it.
But it's interesting that I got so excited when Joe pushed back on that because I'm like, this is the motherlog.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, if you are successfully able to push back on Alex and demonstrate what he's doing here, the game is over.
jordan holmes
It is.
It really is.
dan friesen
Fully and very explicitly exposes him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, once you're like, actually, there were four scenarios.
Actually, this wasn't a plan.
dan friesen
This was just about technological innovation in the developing world.
jordan holmes
How that's going on.
This whole thing.
dan friesen
Completely misrepresented it as a plan.
jordan holmes
And then you say, and you fucking know it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Or did you not read this?
tim dillon
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Have you been talking about this for months as a dystopian, terrifying plan, and you've not even read this?
What is it?
Because it's one of the two.
jordan holmes
Either you didn't read it or you're lying to me.
So you choose.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And get the fuck out of my studio.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, if you had any dignity, if you had any feeling of responsibility for your audience, you have an obligation to do something like that.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And I got really excited because Jamie is able to Google things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and it's not hard to find.
dan friesen
It's not.
It's very easy to find.
And so Jamie Googles this, and here's what ends up happening.
jamie vernon
I was already looking this up as he mentioned it because I was going down my own little rabbit hole.
It says when I first started to find it, my first search just says there's a small, a large conspiracy that's been built out of this small grain of truth from this document from 2010.
joe rogan
Okay.
jamie vernon
That's what it starts to say.
joe rogan
So I haven't got a small grain of truth.
jamie vernon
Yeah.
alex jones
So Snopes is, my God, it's like.
joe rogan
I don't think, is it Snopes that you Google this?
tim dillon
Let's focus on the grain of truth.
alex jones
Who says there's a grain of truth?
dan friesen
The grain of truth, the kernel of truth, is that this document does exist.
jordan holmes
Let's focus on all the treasure trove of lies.
Yeah.
Let's focus on the grain of truth.
That's very small.
Let's deal with the big thing first.
All the lies around it.
dan friesen
So they find a document.
joe rogan
The Rockefeller Foundation Annual Report 2010.
jamie vernon
I'll Control F. What would you like me to look up?
alex jones
Look up Police State.
Look up.
joe rogan
Yeah, just look up Police State.
alex jones
I'll forget the exact words.
I mean, let's just go read it for yourself.
joe rogan
Control F Police State.
This is just one paper.
That's it?
jamie vernon
I mean, that's the whole PDF is here.
It's like, it's really, really long.
joe rogan
So when you control F, Police State, nothing?
Okay, what else?
alex jones
I mean, I've read it before.
It says that.
So anybody can go read it right now.
joe rogan
So you think they edited it?
No?
alex jones
No, it's, I mean, I can't remember the exact words.
joe rogan
Okay, well, let's look up pandemic.
Look up pandemic.
dan friesen
Alex has to feel his world and walls closing in on him at this point because, like, oh, they're not going to find the things that I've said are here.
It's just not there.
jordan holmes
They're not in there.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
There's a problem with the things that I said.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Joe has Jamie search for the word pandemic and he begins to read.
joe rogan
All right.
With no network to transfer critical infectious disease information without open lines of communications, thousands more fall sick.
The new, in quotes, disease becomes an unchecked pandemic.
By the time the right expertise is brought to bear on the problem, it's too late.
The disease has spread around the globe.
In a world of global trade and travel, what's traded faster and travels furthest are the microbes in every handshake.
Southeast Asia.
So what is this in reference to?
Okay, it says a few miles east.
Young boy has been.
Hold on, don't please go back to that.
I was trying to figure out what happened.
Yeah, it's just a scenario that they're painting.
dan friesen
Oh, here's the exact moment that Joe needs someone like me around.
Although I would never accept that position, even if it were off.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
The first problem is that Joe has the wrong document.
This is the Rockefeller Annual Report from 2010, which Jamie has found a link to.
Whereas the one Alex lies about and turned into the fictitious Operation Lockstep is called Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development.
They were both Rockefeller Foundation documents from 2010, so it's an easy mistake to make.
Yeah, sure.
But the idea that there is such a thing as Operation Lockstep, that just is something Alex took from a meme.
I applaud Joe for trying to find the document, and I further applaud him for being able to discern that the text that he was reading was a scenario that was being described as opposed to the text being a nefarious plan.
But he doesn't have the full picture.
If he knew what he was talking about and knew what the conversation was, he would know that this wasn't the right document.
And he would know that the correct document is a breakdown of four imaginary scenarios of ways in which technology and political situations could advance in the developing world.
The four scenarios depict worlds where things develop differently on two axes.
The first, political and economic alignment, can either be strong or weak.
The other, adaptive capacity, can either be low or high.
The scenario Alex is pretending is the Rockefeller's plan for the world is just the way that the authors of this exercise chose to characterize an imagined future with strong political and economic alignment and low adaptive capacity.
And I know that we've talked about this a bunch, but I figured there may be a chance that people haven't heard that because they're drawn in by a Rogan episode.
And this is an important point of Alex's complete fraud that he's pulling.
jordan holmes
They were using game theory to figure out what might happen.
The end.
dan friesen
Well, economic and political alignment has to do with the ways in which the state does control of a lot of industry.
And adaptive capacity in terms of technological advancement has another axis that's important.
And so those are the two axes that the team of experts who prepared this report thought were the most important in terms of deciding what sort of challenges should be prepared for.
There are a ton of other axes that they could have done a report on, and it would have been different than this.
jordan holmes
Totally.
But what they're doing, I mean, what they're essentially doing is applying quick game theory to this.
So you've got four boxes.
Top left is 1-1.
Top right is 1-0.
Bottom left is 0-1.
Bottom right is 0-0.
That's what they're trying to do and extrapolate from there.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the whole idea.
dan friesen
And come up with real, realistic depictions of what that world could look like.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And in those depictions, they have one, in the lockstep one, there is a virus that is involved in the background of what the scenario describes.
And Alex has taken that to pretend that there is such a thing as Operation Lockstep that is from this 2010 Rockefeller document.
And it's just a complete lie.
Because Joe doesn't know what Alex is talking about, he's tried to find the thing he needs to judge Alex's claim, but he doesn't know it's not the right thing.
So they're never going to get to any truth.
Alex is wasted, and he doesn't know which report is which to begin with, so he's no help.
That's kind of what makes this show pointless.
Unless there's an expected stake that if Alex cannot defend his claims, they're assumed to be wrong and he's full of shit, he's going to win every time.
Because what do you do here?
What do you do?
It's like, no, it's in there.
Yeah.
Where do you go from there?
All right, let's read this whole document.
jordan holmes
Or worse still, you got the wrong one.
You criticize him for it.
The next day he's like, see, they weren't even reading the right document.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The end.
dan friesen
Now, granted, you never want to explain why you didn't realize that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Anyway, Joe continues to read this document, though it is the wrong one.
Sure.
joe rogan
By continuing our drive to invest in systems that coordinate efforts and share information, the Rockefeller Foundation is working together.
Which is the global government controlling all of us to meet the health challenges of an interconnected world.
tim dillon
Isn't the perfect analogy terrorism?
Because it's like terrorism exists.
People want to prevent terrorism, but it's like, how many rights do you give up in order to do that?
And then.
dan friesen
So neither Joe nor Alex realize this isn't the document that Alex's entire conspiracy is based on because, surprise, neither of them have actually read it.
jordan holmes
Tim, surprisingly, has read it.
dan friesen
No, he hasn't.
jordan holmes
Not interested.
dan friesen
He doesn't know about it.
jordan holmes
He's not sharing his expertise.
This is where he stays silent, right?
dan friesen
I want to address Tim's comment there at the end because I think it's great stuff.
I do think that there's a productive conversation that could be had about the push and pull of personal freedoms and the responsibilities we have to each other because we live in a world that has a population over one.
You know, there are points that people who prioritize individual freedoms could make that could be compelling.
And the same is true of people who believe a more important element is the communities around us.
That's great.
That's a conversation I encourage people to have because outside of the people on the fringes of either side, there's a lot of people with valuable things to say within that spectrum.
However, one of those people is not Alex Jones.
He is a liar and an idiot.
I wouldn't want to have that conversation with anyone in that room except for maybe Jamie, and that's only because I don't know anything about him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Except that he's got COVID.
jordan holmes
Or that he's got a computer.
So at least he could look up the things that you're saying.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I could have that conversation with him maybe, but only because he hasn't disqualified me.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there are moments like that where Tim's saying something.
I'm like, yeah, fair enough, but why bring that to this room?
Go sit around with a joint and your friends and talk about this.
It's going to be better for you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, instead, you're ruining other people's lives.
Way to go.
dan friesen
So Alex, man, he could fucking prove lockstep stuff, though.
He can do it.
alex jones
I've got the Operation Lockstep documents where they say we're going to bring in this global authoritarian belief.
joe rogan
But you have to show us those.
alex jones
Well, I mean, I'm sitting here in studio talking to you about this.
joe rogan
But I understand.
I understand what's going on.
I understand what you're saying, but we wanted to try to read it.
alex jones
But you know everybody else watching this is going to go look it up.
joe rogan
Well, I hope they do.
alex jones
They're going to go crazy.
joe rogan
I hope we wish we could have found it right then if it's real.
alex jones
No, no, no, I know you want to show it.
joe rogan
But it might be an interpretation of what they're saying.
alex jones
No, it says specifically.
joe rogan
The Whitmer quote is just a criticism of Trump.
She's blaming all this locked up.
alex jones
No, Whitmer was found by the Supreme Court of Michigan and by a federal court to have seized all three branches of government and basically set up martial law.
They even use those terms.
dan friesen
Here's what I can't understand.
How can Joe Rogan so clearly understand that in the case of the Whitmer quote, and most likely in the case of this lockstep thing they can't find, that Alex has taken something completely out of context and interpreted it poorly, yet he can't grasp that that's all Alex does.
How can he be that close and not see Alex's act?
jordan holmes
I'm just so surprised right now that I've caught you in this lie because I've never tried to catch you before.
dan friesen
It's so straight up when I've been drunk with you.
jordan holmes
You've always been telling me the truth and now I'm finally pushing back and it seems like you're lying to me.
This is so strange.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's so weird because here again, Alex is cornered with Joe pointing out essentially his entire career sleight of hand.
And to wiggle out, Alex starts ranting about something unrelated.
They were talking about Alex's interpretation of the Whitmer quote and he went off about the Michigan Supreme Court.
This is to try to move the conversation into territory he can handle because he's being confronted about his willful misrepresentation or lies about news items.
That's not something he can deal with.
Also, the Michigan Supreme Court just ruled that the executive orders that Whitmer signed and tried to extend could not be extended.
The court decided that the governor and legislature would need to work together to come up with the appropriate measures to deal with COVID-19, which I think is a little bit shy of she's grasping.
jordan holmes
She's taking control of Michigan herself.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
A little bit different.
dan friesen
So Tim, again, steps in in his role, and that is to try and be like, he's close, though.
He's close.
tim dillon
In that quote, I want to, when you say, if you are sick of lockdowns and you're sick of not being able to go to church, Joe Biden should be elected.
joe rogan
Agreed.
tim dillon
That is not a huge jump from what he said.
joe rogan
No, it's not a huge jump.
But the problem is the way it's being said, she was talking about how bad Trump handled the rate of infection first.
tim dillon
Of course.
And that's.
alex jones
All right, well, let's expand on that.
I remember interviewing Lou Dobbs like 15 years ago.
dan friesen
Okay, fine.
jordan holmes
Here's my response to that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that in a different setting, you can see the conversation that's trying to be had.
And that is, okay, let's look at this quote and see the way that Alex's interpretation, you can understand why he's saying that.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That's not necessarily a fair interpretation of what her intention was or what she meant.
You can see the path that this could go down if it wasn't a bunch of dumb-dumbs who are fucked up and yelling.
And Alex didn't have a vested interest in derailing the conversation.
joe rogan
A little bit.
dan friesen
Rambling about Lou Dobbs.
jordan holmes
A little bit right there.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it's just sad.
It's pointless.
This is an exercise in futility.
And I think if Joe is just trying to do some kind of a meta art project where he shows that talking to these people is not worth it, then he's succeeded.
But short of that, this is a failure.
Anyway, we get back to lockstep.
And guess what?
Jamie found the right document.
alex jones
They talk about in lockstep bringing in a global authoritarian system.
They talk about riots.
They talk about war.
joe rogan
If you can find that article, there are Jamie.
I found something.
jamie vernon
I found something, but I'm trying to understand what it's saying because it's not, like, it's speaking about years in the future as though they've already happened.
tim dillon
Well, we're not too far away from.
joe rogan
Let's see it.
Because they're painting another scenario, just like they painted with that infection scenario.
jamie vernon
Archive.org, I found.
Okay.
I went to the second page of this link, but this is like scenario narratives.
It says lockstep.
dan friesen
So they found the right document, and now Alex has got to be like, oh, God.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck.
dan friesen
Well, because he kind of wiggled out of the last step.
jordan holmes
He almost got free.
dan friesen
It was a trap.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he almost got free.
dan friesen
He was trapped.
And he got out.
And then now, like the Duke boys, now he got cocky because he probably assumed, like, well, Jamie's not going to find anything else.
jordan holmes
Jamie's not going to look for anything else.
He's already found it.
dan friesen
I assume there's only one Rockefeller report.
And so he brings back up Lockstep as a piece of evidence, thinking it's in the clear.
Jamie's like, I actually found this thing.
And so they start trying to read it.
And I wish they understood what they were reading, quite frankly, because it could have an actual conversation.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But they do not.
joe rogan
Okay.
By 2025, people seem to be growing weary of so much top-down control and letting leaders and authorities make choices for them.
Wherever national interest clashed with individual interests, there was conflict.
Sporadic pushback becomes increasingly organized and coordinated as disaffected youth and people who have seen their status and opportunities slip away, largely in developing countries, incited civil unrest.
By 2026, protesters in Nigeria brought down the government, fed up with the entrenched cronyism and corruption.
Even those who'd like the greater stability and predictability of this world began to grow uncomfortable and constrained by so many tight rules and by the strictness of national boundaries.
The feeling lingered that sooner or later, something would have inevitably upset the neat order that the world's governments had worked so hard to establish.
alex jones
Okay, I never read that, but that's the other stuff.
jordan holmes
There we go.
alex jones
It's thousands of pages, man.
dan friesen
So to be clear, the Rockefeller report, Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development, is not thousands of pages.
jordan holmes
How many pages is it?
dan friesen
54.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
The section about lockstep, that scenario, is actually only eight pages.
Alex has no idea what his grand lockstep conspiracy is based on.
And here he is being shown exactly what it's based on.
He claims he's never read the thing, and the document's super long.
So, how could he possibly know all of it?
This is shameful shit.
And honestly, if Joe or Jamie understood the document they were reading or Alex's narratives around it, they would have all the tools they would need to fully expose Alex's charade for millions to see on their show.
This would be a bubble puncturing moment.
Like, if they knew what they were had in their hands, it's insane.
jordan holmes
That is, that is a real bummer.
dan friesen
So, Alex knows kind of, I mean, he has to know that, like, fucking, I'm in trouble.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, he just ends up playing dumb.
alex jones
It's in there.
It's thousands of pages, man.
joe rogan
Okay.
alex jones
It talks about global police state and worldwide riots.
tim dillon
I mean, we're not that far away.
There's weird stuff.
joe rogan
People are writing that.
They're writing it almost like they said, I've never seen that part.
alex jones
It's like, but they're saying it says stuff like that.
dan friesen
I've never seen that part.
jordan holmes
It says stuff like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you know what?
I honestly get the vibe of.
Like, I can't, I obviously can't prove this.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't know.
But it has the feeling of like, I think Tim recognizes that Alex is caught too.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's trying to save him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does feel like that.
It does feel like Tim is making every possible excuse.
Like, no, what he's actually.
No, no, no.
Joe, I understand where you're coming from.
And I think that's a really good point that you held his feet to the fire.
But what if instead of him saying the thing that he said, he said this thing, which you more likely agree with?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, all appearances seeming to indicate that this source that Alex is basing a conspiracy on is nothing like what he has described it as or is actually something else completely different.
But isn't it close?
jordan holmes
What if I moved these goalposts over here to a completely different spot in a different universe?
dan friesen
Well, then you then he would have made it.
Then you've got three points.
jordan holmes
What a touchdown.
unidentified
Yeah, it's very oof.
dan friesen
So Alex sees up on the screen, because in the studio, they have the screen where Jamie projects the computer screen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so Alex is looking at that, and he thinks that he's found the right word in this lockstep document that he actually has already said, I haven't seen this, I don't know this part, but now he sees the right word.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
alex jones
There it is.
Authoritarian capitalism.
I mean, I remember, I don't have it in front of me, but I was reading the lockstep Rockefeller documents and they predicted worldwide police state, authoritarianism, civil war.
jordan holmes
I mean, you do have them in front of you.
joe rogan
2018.
jordan holmes
They're on screen.
joe rogan
Will Africa embrace Africa's embrace of authoritarian capitalism, a la China, continue?
And then Vietnam to require a solar panel at every home in 2022.
And then in 2025.
alex jones
That's not the same documents I saw, but that's the question is.
joe rogan
It's weird the way they're writing this.
They're writing this as this.
They're predicting.
alex jones
It's already happened.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, they're talking about it like they're seeing the future and almost like it's fiction.
alex jones
But they're talking about it like here's Trump saying, we're not going to control the pandemic.
You don't.
You get used to it.
You get over it.
You fight it with nutraceuticals.
You fight it with therapeutics.
It's the idea that Bill Gates came out two weeks ago and he goes, we'll be shut down for 10 years.
unidentified
Is that what he said?
alex jones
He said, yeah.
dan friesen
No.
Change the subject, hit another talking point.
jordan holmes
Is that what he said?
dan friesen
Yeah.
And now we have successfully moved on, and we can ignore the fact that your complete lockstep bullshit fell apart upon analysis.
And it's just, it's such.
jordan holmes
Just jumped the general Lee over it again.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't understand how you could be Joe Rogan, be sober, go through that, and then move along to something else and not be like, that was, you just got destroyed.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Your boat is sinking, man.
You just, you have this giant conspiracy about the globalists and call Operation Lockstep that's been in plans for 10 years, and we pull up the document that you're like, oh, there's the word.
Oh, I read this.
It's thousands of pages long.
unidentified
So it's so, you're exposed, man.
jordan holmes
Alex has officially made it so that he only gets two small air holes in his box.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
If he continues.
Dan, how many more clips do we have?
He's going to wind up with no air holes.
dan friesen
I hope not.
jordan holmes
I'm telling you right now, if he keeps going like this, there's going to be zero air holes.
dan friesen
I would like to salvage at least one.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So we transition from that to just being like, hey, man, I'm not perfect.
joe rogan
What could be done?
What can be done?
alex jones
Man, all I know is I try to tell the truth.
I make mistakes, but I'm sitting here with these notes I've written where I read what globalists say.
I gave you that Wall Street Journal article where they go, we're impure that we can get sick.
It's time to get rid of all humans and merge with machines.
It's so beautiful.
I think, well, that's just one kook.
And then it's almost all these people.
dan friesen
That's not what the Wall Street Journal article is about.
You're just going based on the old headline.
jordan holmes
I would like to read a quote from that and see if it says what Alex says.
dan friesen
Yeah, once you get that the lockstep.
jordan holmes
Yeah, see how that quote goes.
dan friesen
So at this point, the show descends into a completely boring stretch where Joe tells Alex about his feelings about UFOs, and Alex does his best not to interrupt and drinks a bunch.
It's fine, but I'm not particularly interested in Joe talking about aliens to Alex who's barely paying attention.
And Tim, who honestly might as well not be there.
And then Alex says this.
alex jones
We're a little bit beyond just apes.
Clearly, we're from outside the planet, and there's something bigger going on.
Like this life forms happened before.
This is a major test.
And so we can sit there and just say, oh, we're just apes.
joe rogan
No, I don't mean that.
What I mean by we're just apes is that in comparison to what we could be eventually through evolution.
alex jones
You're saying we're in a metamorphosis.
joe rogan
Yeah, we're on a, look, we're a lot smarter than apes, right?
Than regular apes that are in the zoo.
Most of us in the zoo.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
This is where it's like, all right.
Nothing good is coming from this.
jordan holmes
Okay, so his Bible includes humans not being from Earth.
dan friesen
Well, there's prequels that we just haven't found yet.
jordan holmes
No, that could be.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
So Joe is trying to explain to Alex that, you know, his view of things involves humans just being monkeys that have evolved.
And through our ability to manipulate technology, there's possibilities that we could find ways that we could elevate ourselves even higher.
Sure.
And as he says, free ourselves from our monkey bodies.
Alex should throw something at him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Alex is, ooh.
alex jones
You're sitting there saying this will free us from our problems, but it's still humans that program the Nexus 0.7 so it could actually amplify the problem.
I'm saying we should be wary of all of them.
joe rogan
Oh, it certainly could.
Look, it could go sideways.
It could all go bad, but it also could go to a point where people don't feel the need to do that anymore.
And that we recognize that a lot of what we have is we are escaping the shackles of our monkey bodies.
alex jones
Oh, if we're monkey bodies.
dan friesen
Alex should throw a chair at him.
He should call him a demon.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
You're trying to merge with machines.
jordan holmes
That's exactly what globalists want to say.
That's exactly what globalists say.
dan friesen
I talked about this.
jordan holmes
That's a slippery slope trying to get rid of your monkey body.
He should start going on biblical level shit.
Yeah, yeah, you're in league with the literal Christian devil.
dan friesen
Yes.
Yes, 100%.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
This is just like, this section of the show is really kind of what I would describe as Joe trying to have a trite conversation with a uncooperative, barely paying attention scene partner, and it's not interesting at all.
jordan holmes
Don't get why you would think that like they they still persist in this idea of Alex being a manly man, of having some kind of chauvinist, like elevated toxic masculinity, but that mascot is a good thing, you know.
Oh, but at the same time, he's waffled on everything, he's hidden from everything, he interrupts you with uh divergences.
Yeah, like this is a man who is completely incapable of acting like anything that you would consider a stereotypical male trait, if you will.
dan friesen
And he lacks the assertiveness or certainty of conviction, and he's licking Joe's boot.
That'll get worse as this goes on.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course it will.
dan friesen
Um, so in this section where it's just kind of like a dumb conversation, uh, Joe does ask Alex what he thinks aliens are.
unidentified
Okay, what do you think aliens are murder hornets?
alex jones
There are all sorts of interdimensional forces in the universe in multi-dimension, so there's like bad aliens that are trying to manipulate our development because a high level would not try to manipulate our development, right?
Okay, so so Joe is like imprinting on these demons because he loves them, he's a bad person.
I'm judging him.
No, no, seriously.
So, all I'm saying is, is we need to build towards the next level and do amazing things.
What do you think of the and I did invite myself onto the election shows?
tim dillon
It's going to be great.
alex jones
I got on my knees in front of Joe.
tim dillon
It's great.
alex jones
I'll do it again right now.
What do you think?
joe rogan
Stop making it about you.
alex jones
No, it is about me.
I'm in front of you guys.
joe rogan
You're drunk.
alex jones
I want to come on.
joe rogan
Yes.
Ban you from alcohol.
alex jones
You're going to smoke weed with me.
joe rogan
What do you think about it?
I will definitely do that on the market.
alex jones
I'll be here.
Two minutes.
joe rogan
What do you think?
dan friesen
The question was: what do you think aliens are?
jordan holmes
One air hole.
dan friesen
Well, Jordan, you might want to give him back another air hole.
jordan holmes
Give him back it.
Is he going to earn an air hole back?
dan friesen
Well, maybe, because unlike Ponce de Leon, who claimed to have found the fountain of youth, Alex actually does have the secret to immortality.
jordan holmes
Okay, of course he does.
alex jones
God doesn't know where God came from.
unidentified
Whoa.
alex jones
And we said that last week.
jordan holmes
Don't say it.
alex jones
And we're where we came from.
unidentified
Right.
Don't say it went.
alex jones
We have the archetypal memories that go so far.
And then our big fear is of an evolutionary death of the species.
It's like a line of flowers or plants or whatever we are.
And it's a whole genetic experience.
We're conscious individuals, but then we have a genetic experience that goes on forever as long as the line of the genetic experience doesn't die.
So we're always looking for eternal life.
As long as we keep having kids, they have kids, we live forever.
That's us.
We just get better.
dan friesen
Okay.
So if you have kids, you're immortal.
jordan holmes
Yep.
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
That's great.
Good work, dude.
dan friesen
So I think, sensibly, Joe hears that and he's like, all right, we're done.
jordan holmes
All right.
joe rogan
But before this goes any further off the rails, I think we're good.
alex jones
We've done it.
Oh, you want to end this transmission?
joe rogan
Do you?
alex jones
I never got to all my notes.
joe rogan
You got more shit?
What else would you like to talk about?
alex jones
I got more shit to do.
jordan holmes
Let him know.
dan friesen
Alex really wants to break records.
He wants to break Elon Musk's traffic record.
He wants to break his own length record.
jordan holmes
Joe, say goodbye.
dan friesen
Let's do it.
jordan holmes
Say goodnight.
Say goodnight.
dan friesen
Let's do another one.
jordan holmes
See good night.
dan friesen
Let's do another hour.
jordan holmes
Say goodnight.
alex jones
This is an epic podcast.
We got to go another hour.
joe rogan
It is our last time.
alex jones
This is going to be bigger than the Elon Musk.
joe rogan
It doesn't have to be the second biggest podcast.
You can't be competitive.
alex jones
Every listener has to spread this link right now, or I'm going to die.
joe rogan
Well, YouTube.
dan friesen
Yikes.
jordan holmes
Oh, if only that were good.
dan friesen
So Alex is talking to Joe about whatever.
And he's like, oh, this studio is temporary.
You need a new studio.
alex jones
So, this is a very rare studio.
You're getting a new one ready, I know.
joe rogan
Yeah, we're having problems finding a good location.
But, yeah, we'll have to.
alex jones
How about my house?
I got a huge area.
joe rogan
We're going to find a good spot.
jordan holmes
It's amazing.
joe rogan
We're looking right now.
We're in the process.
alex jones
All right, let's get serious.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Oh, I covered a lot of this.
joe rogan
Alex, we're good, man.
We're good.
alex jones
No, we have to do it for another two hours.
joe rogan
We're going to see you again in a week.
alex jones
Oh, no.
I am on the nightliness.
joe rogan
Relax.
alex jones
I have to beg.
How about I just beg a little bit?
joe rogan
Don't act.
Come on, man.
alex jones
I'm not.
joe rogan
Is there anything else you really want to discuss?
alex jones
No, I mean, I'm glad that Jamie.
jordan holmes
Take no for an answer.
alex jones
Take no for an answer.
I'm really good at it.
He's better than I am, which is almost no one knows.
dan friesen
I'm really good at searching for things.
Jamie's better.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
So then Alex does his normal thing of like, I'm going to tell you the big secret.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is the most important.
This is the most important thing.
alex jones
Lean in real close.
joe rogan
You don't want to hear this big secret.
dan friesen
And so then he goes anti-vax on him.
unidentified
Oh.
alex jones
And so they admit on the news that 100% of people that take these are getting sick.
20% are going to the hospital.
And so they also have vaccines that are called behavior modification vaccines.
You can type it in.
joe rogan
Okay, but let me pause right there.
mRNA vaccines.
You said 100% of them get sick and 20% of them go to the hospital.
alex jones
They had two studies.
In one study, 100% got sick, 20% with the hospital.
Another study, 80% got sick.
And of those, 20% went to the hospital.
That's CBS news.
You type in.
joe rogan
Jamie's going to find that right now.
alex jones
You type in Bill Gates grilled over vaccine dangers.
You know, CBS news reporting it.
But the point is, they admit a bunch of vaccine deaths have happened now from the test.
dan friesen
So keep moving forward.
We want a citation on this, but we don't have time to do it.
jordan holmes
We just said goodbye to our last air hole.
It just went out the window.
Off into the distance.
dan friesen
I don't know how a hole disappears through a lens.
jordan holmes
It's amazing.
dan friesen
Mysterious.
So they're talking about vaccines and dangers.
And Alex brings up that there's polio that's caused by polio vaccines.
And then Joe Googles that, or Jamie does.
jordan holmes
And they're shocked to find out that, oh, God, no.
unidentified
Look at this.
joe rogan
UN says new polio outbreak in Sudan was caused by oral vaccine.
alex jones
Yeah.
unidentified
Whoa.
tim dillon
It's not good.
unidentified
Whoa.
joe rogan
New polio outbreak in Sudan is caused by oral vaccine.
And this, look at that kid's face.
Oh, my God.
Is that a terrifying image?
The image of them distributing that.
Look at that poor kid's face.
Imagine that kid getting polio from that vaccine.
He looks so terrified.
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, that's tragic.
dan friesen
This is Joe reading a headline that seems to validate Alex's anti-vax narrative, but only does so if you don't understand the context of what's being discussed.
We've talked about this in depth in the past, but when they say there are vaccine-derived cases of polio, they aren't saying that someone got the polio vaccine and it gave them polio.
That's how it sounds, but the term means something else.
This generally refers to a phenomenon that occurs in under-vaccinated communities.
If you get this vaccine that's derived from a live virus, you may have a small chance of spreading that virus, even though it's weakened and it won't get people sick or is badly sick.
If everyone around you is vaccinated, it's no big deal since they'll all be protected from the virus and it'll just fizzle out.
The problem comes in when there's a high percentage of unvaccinated in the community because these people can just pass the virus back and forth among each other.
And the longer the virus has to replicate, the higher the chance it could mutate into a version of the illness that can really hurt people and get them sick.
The conversation about vaccine-derived illness is actually one that supports the community immunization.
But the words are easy to confuse if you just read something out of context, like a headline.
For someone like Joe, who's been hitting the whole maybe this is out of context drum this whole episode, you'd think maybe he'd ask himself what this headline he's reading means.
jordan holmes
Joe, you could have ended the show.
dan friesen
Should have.
jordan holmes
Should have ended the fucking show.
dan friesen
So now Alex has seemingly won Joe over with the dangers of vaccine.
jordan holmes
Oh, look at how look at how awful that kid looks.
That's such an emotional image.
Joe, if it's an emotional image, maybe.
dan friesen
So here's where it gets really sad.
Now, I think Alex feels like he has a win.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And the bad taste of that lockstep embarrassment is out of his mouth.
And so now.
jordan holmes
Now we got to swing for the fences.
alex jones
I wish the last thing I want to say is this.
I'd like to retire the next year.
I'd like to finish up my work, clean up mistakes I made, talk about other stuff.
dan friesen
It's going to take you more than a year to clean up the mistakes you've made.
If you're sincere about that, you got another 26 years ahead of you.
Yeah, no shit.
At least.
unidentified
So Alex is like, I just work so much.
dan friesen
I just worked so much.
jordan holmes
On what?
alex jones
Some of them died of a heart attack or going crazy.
I do this 18 hours a day.
joe rogan
I like to get you in shape.
alex jones
I'm totally stressed out, Joe.
I'm dying.
joe rogan
I know you are.
alex jones
I know.
I literally do this stuff constantly.
I read thousands of articles.
joe rogan
I know you do.
If I text you at 3 o'clock in the morning, you respond right back.
alex jones
You're wide awake.
I'm not a victim.
I'm just telling you, I'm dying.
joe rogan
I understand.
alex jones
So I can't do this much longer.
And I want everybody to know I love my crew, but I told them I can't keep running this operation.
I just want to tell the truth and I want to get out the next year.
Doesn't mean I won't go on your show once a year and do like a write a book or something, but I'm going to get healthy.
I need to get healthy.
I try to get healthy.
joe rogan
I'm going to hire a trainer and hire a dietician.
jordan holmes
Why don't you go to a psychiatrist?
dan friesen
This all makes me really sad.
Like ending the show, Alex has drank half a bottle of whiskey.
Oh, man.
He tried to end it.
It didn't work.
And now we're talking about Alex needing to get in shape because he's going to die living the way he does on his show.
unidentified
Jesus.
It's just like, this isn't comfortable.
jordan holmes
Should have ended the show.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And then we get this: Joe has a revelation that Alex does not want to talk about, but it actually makes things make a bit more sense.
joe rogan
But you were talking to me about Adderall.
alex jones
You know, the point.
joe rogan
I want you to talk about that because that's a good thing for people to hear.
The problems that you had with Adderall because that shit scares the fuck out of me.
alex jones
Well, I'm not going to get into any of that type of stuff.
The point is that the things that doctors push and things that go on, the whole country's drugged up on a bunch of stuff.
dan friesen
That makes a lot of sense if you look at a lot of the behaviors that Alex manifests.
The idea that he's abusing Adderall or some kind of other stimulant.
I mean, it just checks off a lot of boxes.
I would never speculate about that.
And I think it's a little bit weird for us, even it might be a little bit across the line, but I mean, it's something Joe brought up.
And I honestly do agree with Joe that it is something that would be good to talk about because there are a lot of people who have had trouble.
Yeah.
And yeah, I think that stimulant abuse might be very, very, it would make a lot of sense for how drastically his show has changed over the couple of years.
Like it's not.
I mean, there's the influences that are sort of intellectual that are like these insidious influences of Steve Pieczenik and Roger Stone and a bunch of these weirdos and recognizing that Trump is an opportunity.
Also, probably not thinking that Trump was going to win and thinking you could ron paul him.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Right.
dan friesen
But a lot of the behavioral stuff really does sort of fit what you might expect with Adderall abuse.
And I mean, Joe's talking about that as a past thing.
I should hope that.
I hope that is the case.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be nice.
dan friesen
It's just a bummer.
Anyway, Alex only drinks because he has to work so hard.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
But I'm not, I do caffeine and alcohol.
That's it.
And it's all very, very destructive.
And, you know, it gets to the point where you're exhausted unless you drink.
And it's not a good thing.
That's why I'm glad you're sober in October.
Last October, I was sober.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Do you think you could just kick it totally?
I mean, you kicked it for four months?
alex jones
Do you think it would be?
If I wasn't doing a show every day and having to read, I mean, I'm not exaggerating.
I read 50 articles.
I'd probably scan 500.
I mean, I look at so much stuff that it's enslaving me.
Like, I just want to, I don't want to be around anymore.
It's not like I'm scared of it.
I'm just, I want to be something else.
joe rogan
It's negative.
It has negative consequences on your health.
alex jones
Yeah.
So for me, I just want to get away from all of it.
joe rogan
What do you want to do?
alex jones
I'd love to go hunting and fishing and relaxing and oil painting and doing sculpture.
I love metal sculpture.
That's a beautiful chimpanzee skull you're right there.
dan friesen
the fuck is happening this is just a this is you You do not get to do that.
No.
jordan holmes
Alex, you spent the last 30 years destroying the fucking world.
You don't get to just require.
You have to retire to a fucking life of hunting and fishing and oil painting.
Go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
Hitler does not get to become a painter afterwards.
jordan holmes
Hitler does not.
I mean, George W. Bush should be in the fucking Hague.
I don't understand why he's allowed to paint.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Fuck me.
joe rogan
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's.
unidentified
I just want to make sculptures of monkey skulls and metal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I like metal sculpture.
Go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
So I think that over the course of this episode, you saw some really interesting attempts on Joe's part to call for citations things that Alex said.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
They all fizzled out entirely.
Alex drank half a bottle of whiskey.
And I mean, to his credit, he should be way drunker than this.
He drank a lot.
jordan holmes
Half a bottle is a chunk.
I usually don't walk.
I usually don't walk after half a bottle.
dan friesen
I think he comported himself quite well, considering.
unidentified
Well, fairly well.
alex jones
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I will give him that.
He's a drinker.
I think he comported himself.
dan friesen
Way worse, given the circumstances.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
But then I really think the, you can't use Bill Maher as an example and the lockstep thing are complete puncturing of the illusion that Alex knows what he's talking about or that he does anything.
Then at the end here, he's getting really sad, saying he wants to quit.
Joe's talking about him being secretly taking Adderall.
And also, I drink because I work too hard.
I want to quit and maybe hunt and fish.
jordan holmes
Go fuck it.
dan friesen
It's very not great as a whole.
I think Alex comes off very poorly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Joe disagrees.
joe rogan
But I appreciate you being here.
It was everything else.
I hope you would be.
unidentified
Good.
joe rogan
This was a great one, Alex.
I think people got to see a side of you that they maybe even didn't see in the other two podcasts.
You know, I think you did a great account of yourself.
And I think.
alex jones
Really?
You think so?
joe rogan
Yeah.
dan friesen
I do not agree.
jordan holmes
Could you save that quote forever?
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
This is everything I hoped it would be.
I would like that one to stay right there forever.
I would like Joe Rogan to have to live with my Alex Jones podcast was everything I hoped it would be.
dan friesen
If it was everything you hoped it would be, then you have an interesting set of hopes.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
This show was not good.
jordan holmes
I really hoped that I would come off okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that he would be allowed to spread his bullshit to millions of people.
dan friesen
I hoped that I would come off as performatively curious.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And at the same time, also sandbagging of Alex.
Totally.
I want to come off as like a pig who likes to roll around in the mud, but doesn't actually want to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the top half of the pig doesn't get dirty.
All these other pigs, they just roll around in it.
My legs, sure, are covered in mud, but I would never allow my face to get in there.
dan friesen
If in his subsequent episodes, he came out and said, this was everything I wanted it to be, because I believe that it fully encapsulates.
If you have an understanding of what Alex believes, what he puts into the world, how he communicates, this episode is all you need to decode that he doesn't know shit.
He doesn't know anything about these topics that he's talking about.
And all of the sources that he tries to rely on are misinterpretations or completely made up.
He also is too much of a coward to ever admit any of this stuff.
So when confronted by a friend, he will lie to his friend's face in order to wiggle out of trouble.
I think that if he said that and then said, fuck this dude, I don't associate with him anymore.
Then congratulations.
You have pulled off something fantastic.
But if you continue to associate with him and there's no consequences for the clear demonstrations of bullshit that Alex did here, then you're an active participant in it.
jordan holmes
You got it.
dan friesen
And go fuck yourself.
So we sign off with this clip.
joe rogan
We did it.
alex jones
All right.
Within three and a half hours?
joe rogan
Something like that.
Yes.
And forward to Infinity and beyond.
alex jones
banned.video.
Don't visit it.
banned.video.
joe rogan
Bye, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you, friends, for tuning into the show.
And thank you to Tushi.
dan friesen
Thank you, Tushi.
jordan holmes
Hey, Tushi.
I hope this was everything you hoped it would be.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Guys, congratulations on sponsoring this nonsense.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Tushy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Making this possible.
joe rogan
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think it's really interesting that in the aftermath of this episode coming out, there was some backlash.
And understandably, there's a lot of dumb shit.
There's stuff that's just like, you know, harmlessly dumb shit, like William Colby was murdered or Robert Maxwell was murdered.
andy in kansas
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, those are just like, ah, true crime.
jordan holmes
Hey, let's have fun.
dan friesen
But there's damaging stuff.
The anti-vax narratives that Joe Rogan does not do a responsible job of pushing back against.
jordan holmes
Climate change.
dan friesen
Sure.
That's huge.
Huge.
And a lot of the ways that Joe could be useful in helping push back against the satanic panic that is absorbing people right now.
I think that there is actually very good cause for people to be like, what the fuck are you doing?
And the backlash could, I don't know.
I've seen headlines going around that people are wanting to cancel their Spotify accounts.
And then the episode disappeared from Spotify.
And then now today, just before we were recording, I see another headline that, oh, it was a tech glitch.
And apparently the episode is back up now on Spotify.
So I don't know what's going on with.
jordan holmes
Tucker Carlson lost those pages.
They were in the mail, Dan, and he just lost them.
Where did they go?
Anyway, sure, it was proof of everything, but you can just trust me.
dan friesen
I'm not following that story.
I don't know what's going on with that.
We'll get to that later.
Who cares?
I don't know what's going on with the status of this episode, but I don't know.
jordan holmes
That'd be really, really hilarious.
dan friesen
It'd be funny.
It'd be funny for Spotify to take it down.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It'd be funny for Spotify to take him down.
dan friesen
Well.
jordan holmes
100 millions?
Mine now.
Give us $100 million.
dan friesen
They need to find a way.
Oh, us?
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We'll be number one.
If we had $100 million, I guarantee we'd be number one.
I'd be putting billboards up.
I'd be fucking going apeshit with this.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What a terrible idea it would be to give me $100 million.
dan friesen
I don't know what we would do that would be any different than what we would do.
jordan holmes
I guess we'd smoke money instead.
dan friesen
Maybe.
I don't know.
I think that I would ask, if Joe were listening, which he's not, I would ask that he engage in some reflection about some of the points that we've brought up about the tactics that he used to try to get to the bottom of some of Alex's stuff.
They make sense.
Those are the things that you would do if you were trying to figure out what someone's source on a certain thing was.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
With Alex, there isn't anything there.
No.
And that's why you constantly end up with him trying to change the subject, jangling keys in front of people, obfuscating, creating false positions for you to have to own up to.
That's why he does those things, because he can't stand the possibility of you realizing that ultimately there isn't a source.
There isn't anything behind anything that he's saying.
And reflect on that.
And reflect on how you did the best you could, maybe, maybe, and it still won't work.
So don't do this again.
jordan holmes
Don't do it.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
And you're dealing with it.
unidentified
If you do, just do a spectacle.
dan friesen
Just have Eddie Bravo in there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, just do it and be like, oh, we're all going to get fucked up and say really dumb things.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, that's.
A pre-announced don't believe or care about anything we say.
This is bananas fun.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Don't take any of this shit seriously.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Don't try and elevate any of this stuff because you end up with an embarrassment.
jordan holmes
Oh, now we're going to have an intellectual conversation on shit he made up between Joe Rogan, Tim Dylan, and Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
I'm most likely to believe Tim Dylan.
And again, it's because I know the least about him of the three of them.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're done.
And now.
jordan holmes
To Infinity and beyond.
unidentified
I'm going to retire to my chambers.
dan friesen
Sleep for a week.
jordan holmes
And hunt and fish.
dan friesen
This was a pain in the ass.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed.
We will be back on Monday.
But until then, Jordan Wave of website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at KnowledgeUnderFight and at GoToToBedJordan.
We are Facebook Dallas.
And if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work.
dan friesen
Indeed.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
I wrote Operation Luckstep.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
andy in kansas
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first Tim Caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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