#477: September 3, 2020
Today, Dan and Jordan snap to the present to see how things are going on the Alex Jones Show. They find a man desperately trying to raise money and rambling about a meme featuring Hoover Dam.
Today, Dan and Jordan snap to the present to see how things are going on the Alex Jones Show. They find a man desperately trying to raise money and rambling about a meme featuring Hoover Dam.
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I have great respect for knowledge fight. | |
Knowledge fight. | ||
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and George. | |
Knowledge fight. | ||
I need money. | ||
I need money. | ||
Andy and Kansas. | ||
Andy and Kansas. | ||
Stop it. | ||
Andy and Kansas. | ||
It's time to pray. | ||
Andy and Kansas. | ||
You're on the air. | ||
Thanks for holding me. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
I'm a system calling. | ||
I'm a huge fan. | ||
I love your room. | ||
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Knowledge Fight. | |
KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
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I love you. | |
Hey, everybody. | ||
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
I'm Dan. | ||
I'm Jordan. | ||
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
Jordan. | ||
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Dan. | |
Jordan. | ||
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I have a quick question for you. | |
What's up? | ||
What's your bright spot today? | ||
Well, my bright spot today, Jordan, is that... | ||
I've been pretty busy all day, and I had a little bit of time to... | ||
I did laundry earlier, and so I was listening to another podcast while I was doing my laundry, and I was thrilled to find... | ||
That my dear friend, old friend, I'm overselling this a little bit, I've met him a couple times, but Colt Cabana was on the new episode of the Doughboys. | ||
Oh, well, hey! | ||
Yeah, it was really fun, and the reason it's a bright spot is because he's delightful, but also... | ||
Yeah, Colt's great. | ||
He said on there, he's talking to Nick and Mitch, and he brought up... | ||
That he doesn't eat anything out of the sea. | ||
Sure! | ||
And this is a position that I've had for a long time. | ||
And I was thrilled to hear. | ||
I felt seen. | ||
I felt like I had someone making this position publicly in a way that I've been beaten down for so many times. | ||
And I appreciate that. | ||
So thanks, Colt. | ||
Like finding the only other never nude out there. | ||
I didn't know. | ||
It's a bright spot for you. | ||
I understand. | ||
I didn't know that Colt had the same aversion to eating anything out of the ocean. | ||
Seafood is just... | ||
I applaud that. | ||
Nothing. | ||
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Nothing. | |
Anything from the water. | ||
No, get it out of here. | ||
Not specifically seas. | ||
Not like specifically salt water. | ||
No, just anything. | ||
No fish. | ||
No seafood. | ||
Anything like that. | ||
Okay. | ||
Although I think he might have a harder line than I do because I think like... | ||
It's like seaweed might be okay. | ||
Seaweed's okay for me. | ||
Yeah, that might be alright for me. | ||
I'm more animals. | ||
Yeah, right, right, right. | ||
But I still think that he and I can find common cause on this. | ||
And I appreciate it. | ||
I haven't had a chance to finish the episode, but what I listen to is fun. | ||
Yeah, that sounds great. | ||
So what about you? | ||
Me, Dan? | ||
This is a surprise reverse plant watch. | ||
You gave me the cantaloupe. | ||
I did. | ||
It's made a home at your apartment. | ||
I've been trying my best to grow it, and I recently... | ||
I stopped fucking with it. | ||
And it's doing a lot better. | ||
I'm not good with plants. | ||
Yeah, it's tough. | ||
You don't want to micromanage too much. | ||
Kept moving it from spot to spot. | ||
Like, is this better? | ||
Let me give you an idea of how bad I am with plants. | ||
At my old place, one day I realized that the plant that my friend had given me... | ||
I hadn't watered it in forever. | ||
So I watered it, and I was like, this is a whole new leaf for me. | ||
Not a pun absolutely intended. | ||
I'm going to take care of this plant a lot better. | ||
And then when I went to water it the next day, I remembered that this was a fake plant, and I had not watered it for at least two years. | ||
And it made it just fine. | ||
It was fine. | ||
It was just fine. | ||
I didn't need any help. | ||
I was thinking that the twist of this story was going to be that it's a succulent, and you killed it by watering it. | ||
I would love to have killed it, but it was never even alive in the first place. | ||
Having plants and working on them, it's an interesting exercise in taking care and also, at the same time, learning when. | ||
You just gotta let it be. | ||
Totally, totally. | ||
And I'm enjoying that part of the process of this, too. | ||
I could hawk over these plants and just be really worried about every single leaf, or I could check in every day or so. | ||
Some of this stuff, just let it be. | ||
We'll see what happens in a couple days. | ||
It's nice. | ||
It's a balance. | ||
I'm doing my best. | ||
I'm watering it in the morning, making sure that I do it. | ||
That's good. | ||
I'm doing good. | ||
I'm doing good. | ||
I'm pretty proud of myself. | ||
Awesome. | ||
I'm glad you haven't killed it yet. | ||
Yeah, me too. | ||
It's not been that long, but still, you could have. | ||
I could have. | ||
I might have. | ||
So, everybody listening out there, if there's a little bit of a slightly different sound, I apologize for that. | ||
We've had some real issues in the beginning of this episode. | ||
Sorry about that. | ||
If it sounds a little bit weird, hopefully we'll be able to figure out what the deal is. | ||
But, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over. | ||
We're talking about September 3rd, 2020. | ||
I'm Dan, this is 2020. | ||
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Oh, God damn it. | |
And, you know, I wanted to jump to the present as much as possible, so we're recording this on Thursday. | ||
This is Thursday's episode. | ||
This is today's episode, yeah. | ||
And Alex is in a bit of a mood. | ||
Oh, why? | ||
I don't know. | ||
Something's going on in his life, and it'll be interesting to try and figure out what... | ||
That is. | ||
Who knows? | ||
But before we get to today's episode, we're going to take a little moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show. | ||
Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
So first, this is actually interesting. | ||
This person sent me an email, and they asked if they could get a shout-out for donating to charity. | ||
And I said, we never said that, but yes, of course. | ||
Yeah, why wouldn't we? | ||
Yeah, so thanks, Geological. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Hey, thanks Geological! | ||
Thank you. | ||
Next, Jason T. Thank you so much. | ||
You're now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thanks, Jason! | ||
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Thank you. | |
Next, Joseph W. Thank you so much. | ||
You're now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you, Joseph! | ||
Thank you. | ||
Next, Rainy V. Thank you so much. | ||
You're now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thanks, Rainy! | ||
Next, Eric C. Thank you so much. | ||
You're now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you, Eric! | ||
Thank you. | ||
Next, Sam W. Thank you so much. | ||
You're now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thanks, Sam! | ||
Next, Kurt R. Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you, Kurt. | ||
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Thank you. | |
Next, and finally, Andrew F. Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
I'm a policy wonk. | ||
Thank you, Andrew. | ||
Thank you. | ||
If you're out there listening or thinking, hey, I enjoy the show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, or... | ||
You could take that generosity. | ||
You could put that in a little potting plant. | ||
All right? | ||
Right next to a cantaloupe. | ||
Right. | ||
Put it right there. | ||
Now, the cantaloupe, it's going to take a little bit of time to germinate. | ||
You want to take care of it, but at the same time, you want to leave it alone. | ||
So focus more on the generosity. | ||
See that generosity spring from the dirt. | ||
Take that to your local charity or bail fund. | ||
There you go. | ||
And give it up to them. | ||
That sounds like a plan. | ||
I like it. | ||
So, Jordan, before we get to the episode proper, we can take a little look at the mailbag zip. | ||
Okay. | ||
So this is very exciting. | ||
My wall art is starting to come together a little bit. | ||
We have the very well-reviewed A painting of Leo Zagami. | ||
Oh, for sure, yeah. | ||
That is up there. | ||
That is really the centerpiece of decorations. | ||
Yeoman's work. | ||
And then along with that, we've got this lovely cross-stitch of hands and prayer. | ||
It says, it's time to pray. | ||
Beautiful. | ||
And then next to it, guns shooting roses out of them. | ||
A couple guns and roses. | ||
Yeah, fantastic. | ||
And I'd like to thank Emma for sending that our way. | ||
Yes, thank you very much, Emma. | ||
It's beautiful. | ||
Starting to get a real decor going. | ||
It is looking nice. | ||
It is looking nice. | ||
There's the beginnings of decor. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You have stages of your life up here. | ||
You've got the old, you've got the brand new plants, and you've got the gifts on either side. | ||
And some Illuminati cards. | ||
Yeah, exactly. | ||
So that's awesome. | ||
I really appreciate that. | ||
It's starting to feel a lot more like Christmas and home. | ||
Yes. | ||
Also, I'd like to thank Sarah. | ||
Got some packages of foreign treats all over the world. | ||
I think one box is just Polish stuff. | ||
A whole box of Polish stuff. | ||
And then the other one is Scattershot from all over the world. | ||
I appreciate that. | ||
I haven't actually got a chance to try any of those yet, but pretty cool. | ||
That sounds great. | ||
Yeah, and also, while we're just dicking around a little bit here at the beginning, let's check in on the year of the... | ||
We are now up to 240 seltzers. | ||
That's a lot of seltzers. | ||
That's a lot of seltzers. | ||
Getting really close to the halfway point. | ||
Yes. | ||
And I have to say that there's no chance we would ever be making this, or even have the energy to keep going, as I do right now, if it weren't for the people out there listening. | ||
100%. | ||
And sending in seltzers, quite frankly. | ||
There is no reason for this to continue on, but they're strongly pushing you forward. | ||
I have tried all the Jelly Belly flavors now. | ||
Yes. | ||
And Orange Sherbet is the leader in the clubhouse. | ||
Top of the clubhouse. | ||
Yes, that was the best that came in at a 70. It broke the 70 mark, which is pretty impressive. | ||
That's pretty good. | ||
Low point, Pina Colada. | ||
Not a surprise. | ||
No. | ||
Not a surprise. | ||
What's in a Pina Colada that you think I don't like? | ||
I can't think of anything in specific. | ||
You love... | ||
What all goes into a pina colada? | ||
There's some sort of citrus. | ||
Uh-huh. | ||
And then that's... | ||
What's that one white milky thing? | ||
I don't know. | ||
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Oh. | |
Okay, well then we'll move on. | ||
Yeah, coconut. | ||
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Boo. | |
But interestingly, there was a grapefruit flavor, and I thought it was actually really well done. | ||
It tastes pretty good. | ||
69 out of 100 for the grapefruit. | ||
Oh boy. | ||
Pina colada, 48. Not good. | ||
Not good. | ||
Not good. | ||
Below the 50 mark is trouble. | ||
So Jordan, today, this episode is really strange to me, because there's one thing that seems to be going on throughout it. | ||
And it's exactly what we called ourselves out about at the end of our last episode, which was Alex is desperately in need of money. | ||
Of course! | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Of course. | ||
And so it's going to get into a little bit of a murky territory where I'm going to play the role of saying, this doesn't mean anything. | ||
And maybe it doesn't. | ||
But before we get to any of that, here's an out-of-context drop that just made me... | ||
I love this. | ||
This is great. | ||
Being a, quote, libertarian. | ||
Fiscally, economically, was the dumbest thing I ever did. | ||
Wow. | ||
I mean, yeah. | ||
I mean, people said that back then. | ||
If that's the case. | ||
Everyone who's ever heard of libertarianism is like, oh, that's a terrible idea. | ||
Sooner or later. | ||
Sure. | ||
I mean, certainly there are things that everybody's been wrong about, and it's cool. | ||
To be able to cop to them. | ||
But so much of Alex's, like, foundation of what his whole operation was about was based on libertarian principles. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
Ron Paul's the only person who can, you know, like, all that shit. | ||
For him to be here in 2020 and be like, being a libertarian was the stupidest thing I've ever done. | ||
It's like, go fuck yourself, you asshole. | ||
You run 20 years of lives with your bullshit and now you're going to disavow it. | ||
If you do think that now, why should we trust that what you're on now is any better? | ||
Because past behavior is the best predictor of future. | ||
Oh shit, no, that's not good. | ||
To quote Alex Jones, past behavior. | ||
So, Alex is starting off the show with a pretty severe situation. | ||
Trump is under siege is basically what's going on. | ||
Trump was desperately trying to prop up things to at least get control of the government so we could negotiate to the Chi-Coms and others because we had been positioned for total collapse and humiliation. | ||
But there were enough loyal forces to the republic and to sanity and to their own self-interest who were not on the globalist payroll to rally Against the NWO, whose great sin was being arrogant, and get Trump in. | ||
But getting Trump in just got us back on the field to play this deadly game for all the chips and all the marbles in our children's future. | ||
And so, obviously, I talked to Roger Stone, but I talked to a lot more people than that, and I'm going to leave it at that because I've been asked not to get into who I talked to. | ||
I can tell you the president is under absolute siege. | ||
I can tell you the level of harassment, the things he's going through. | ||
I've been told, Jones, we know what you're going through. | ||
You're lucky you're only going through this. | ||
And I've been told what the president's going through directly by... | ||
I'll leave it at that. | ||
Roger Stone. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Exactly, Roger Stone. | ||
I always love that when I hear, like, hey, I talked to Roger Stone and a bunch of other people, and here's something. | ||
I didn't just get it from Roger Stone. | ||
I didn't just talk to Roger Stone. | ||
A lot of people keep telling me that I just get stuff from Roger Stone, so I'm very insecure about it, because yes, of course I get stuff from just Roger Stone. | ||
The verbal patterns are very suspicious. | ||
So, um, there's a real sense of, like... | ||
This election could go either way in Alex. | ||
This is close. | ||
It's close stuff. | ||
Totally. | ||
But at the same time, he's saying all the time that it's not close. | ||
The only way it's close is because of fraud and fake polling. | ||
But apparently, it's a fucking close situation. | ||
It really is, but internal polling shows that it's not. | ||
And anybody who tells you that it's not close is a deceiver. | ||
Anyone telling you that this isn't a close football game is working for the enemy. | ||
Trump has his ads running that dire straits America will end, that we are in incredible trouble, that the enemy is dangerous, that they will absolutely dominate and enslave you and break you financially if they get control, and it's all true. | ||
And then you've got other people telling you everything's fine, trust the plan, go to sleep, everything's good. | ||
That's not true, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
And I'm not here fighting with the Q people. | ||
I'm talking about folks in general that think Trump's a shoe-in and, oh, the polls show he's going to win. | ||
They're doing that so you are passive and they're going to challenge it regardless. | ||
We've got to have the discussion about what we're going to do about that. | ||
Alex himself talks about how Trump in secret internal polls is up by 50 points or whatever. | ||
Well, yeah, obviously, but anybody who says that to you is a deceiver. | ||
They're working for the enemy. | ||
They're working for the enemy. | ||
What are you talking about? | ||
I don't know, but he's clearly working for the enemy by his own words. | ||
He's just mad at Q, because all the Q preoccupation with, like, focus on the plan, everything is according to plan, all that. | ||
Which is really funny, because he just hired Deanna Lorraine, who is a person who's promoted Q a bunch in the past. | ||
That's really, oh well, what are you going to do? | ||
Hard to find anybody, like, popular on the right-wing grift scene right now that hasn't done some Q shit. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
It's got to be tough from a human resources perspective. | ||
Yeah, it's the biggest game in town now, right? | ||
Yeah, well, it certainly has. | ||
Q's really taken over. | ||
Yeah, and I think that it was safer to get on that hustle for a while. | ||
I mean, like, Alex was trying to, Jerome Corsi was getting in the mix. | ||
I think before it really got as ugly as it is now, and as comical as it is now, I think that people had a lot more wiggle room to sort of play around in the Q sandbox. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
And I think a lot of them are doing a lot of pretending that they didn't. | ||
Wow, the Wayfair thing is a real trouble. | ||
Well, certainly one of the most... | ||
Convincing things Alex has ever looked into, and then definitely stop talking about it. | ||
He never remembers again. | ||
Nope. | ||
So, this is where things start to go into a real tailspin for the episode. | ||
I'm just going to tell you about what InfoWars is going through behind the scenes. | ||
And I try to just leave that out, because it really makes the enemy happy to tune in, and you'll hear about what they're doing, what they're up to. | ||
But, I mean, at this point, you need to know, because it's Alamo-level stuff, okay? | ||
And I've sent my letters out, I've asked for reinforcements, and I'm asking those reinforcements from you. | ||
And you have to understand that this is a very serious situation. | ||
It's very serious. | ||
He's going to get into it. | ||
So he does get into it quite a bit. | ||
Of course he does. | ||
Quite extensively. | ||
How's he doing? | ||
He's not good. | ||
But before he gets into what I would describe as a very long, consistent diatribe about his troubles, he also has some news items to hit. | ||
And here's the first one. | ||
Sounds like a true story to you? | ||
But Trump is in control of FEMA! | ||
Should be. | ||
I mean, Obama was in control of FEMA, that's why they had the FEMA camp set up, so now FEMA's a rogue agency? | ||
Well, no, that was actually Clinton. | ||
Oh, that's right, that was Clinton. | ||
Apologies. | ||
But Obama did take over that mechanism. | ||
Sure, sure. | ||
But FEMA's gone rogue. | ||
That's what we're hearing. | ||
Yeah, the globalists have full control of FEMA or something. | ||
Sure, why not? | ||
So the actual story here is that there's a surge of cases happening in Ohio right now. | ||
Wow, that's... | ||
And the state is setting up places where people who've been exposed to COVID-19 but may not need hospitalization, they can go there to self-quarantine if they're unable to do so at their own homes. | ||
There's nothing about this that involves force or squads of Obama Corps members running around. | ||
Oh, you got snivels. | ||
You're going to a FEMA camp. | ||
Ridiculous. | ||
To give you some sense of how weak this reporting is, we just heard how Alex is covering this news. | ||
Now, here is a selection from Paul Joseph Watson's article on Infowars that's the basis for Alex's coverage. | ||
Let's hear it. | ||
Quote. | ||
It is not known whether people suspected to have been exposed to COVID who can't or refuse to be isolated at home will be forced to be housed in these facilities, although numerous respondents to the directive expressed this concern on Twitter. | ||
That's good stuff. | ||
Wow. | ||
That's good stuff. | ||
That's a long way to make up some bullshit. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
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Somebody tweeted that maybe it'll be bad. | |
That's right. | ||
That's what this boils down to. | ||
There's something where, like, I mean, there's people who are experiencing homelessness or people who live in multi-generational homes who might have gotten exposed to somebody through work or something. | ||
You can't just move to a hotel. | ||
You can't just stay in your own room. | ||
You might not be able to afford that. | ||
It might be impossible. | ||
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Totally. | |
And so the state being able to set up places where people can safely self-quarantine for a certain amount of time makes total sense and I think is a great service. | ||
For folks to be able to apprise themselves of. | ||
And Alex has taken that. | ||
And he's reporting that Obama goons are going to send you to FEMA camps if you have snivels. | ||
And if you look at the underlying reporting on InfoWars, it goes back to some people said weird shit on Twitter. | ||
These guys are dicks. | ||
So it is bad for unmarked vans to just kidnap people, though. | ||
Alex is for it. | ||
Because they're enemy combatants. | ||
Right. | ||
But now, if they do it because you have the sniffles, then it's bad. | ||
Yeah, because it's Obama court. | ||
Gotcha. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
All right. | ||
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Yep. | |
Oh, boy, we're in trouble. | ||
Yeah, oh, big trouble. | ||
Yeah, we're in big trouble. | ||
Yep. | ||
More trouble, too. | ||
I heard some tweets saying that we're in trouble. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
Yeah, I'm going to base everything on that. | ||
Yeah, and you might have heard some tweets about this next narrative as well. | ||
All right. | ||
We have a guest on from Australia about they didn't just go arrest one lady. | ||
Oh, they were busy beavers going to the houses of 80-plus people that dared to speak out against the unending COVID lockdown or to point out... | ||
The CDC's own numbers that 90 plus percent of the tests are false positive. | ||
That's now all over the news. | ||
They tried to suppress it since last weekend, but that failed. | ||
Alex isn't even understanding the new COVID denialism meme as he's reporting the big news as being that the government had to admit that 90 percent of cases were false positives. | ||
That's wild. | ||
In reality, what Alex is misrepresenting is that the CDC announced that only 6% of people in their statistics who died from COVID-19 had no other contributing factors. | ||
Taking that number and not attempting to better understand what it shows is basically what people like Alex do. | ||
But it's surprising that his comprehension skills have eroded so severely that he's reporting this to his audience as proof that over 90% of the tests are false positives. | ||
The fact that 6% of the deaths were from COVID-19 alone, that's not really surprising. | ||
Part of the reason for this is that there were a number of these deaths that were due to conditions that were precipitated by COVID-19, which would be listed as a death from COVID-19 and pneumonia, for example. | ||
Right. | ||
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There are other cases where COVID-19 exacerbated existing conditions and made chronic but manageable conditions fatal. | |
In those cases, you'd have multiple causes of death, but a very strong argument that the presence of COVID-19 brought on the death. | ||
Right, right, right, right. | ||
Is that a lot of the things that would be considered comorbidities are super common. | ||
Conditions like hypertension or diabetes would be comorbidities that are listed as causes of death, but those people in all likelihood would not have died when they did if they had not caught COVID-19. | ||
If you just write off all those deaths, then you could hand-wave away the deaths of approximately 45% of the adult population of the United States. | ||
Which is the number cited by the CDC as people who have hypertension. | ||
Sure. | ||
The issue is really well understood here, you know, exactly this phenomenon, as it relates to other conditions, like cancer. | ||
Right. | ||
It's just being intentionally misrepresented by people like Alex because it's their current con, making money off putting people's lives at risk. | ||
The scarier part to me is how Alex doesn't even seem to grasp the talking point. | ||
It kind of just feels like he's winging it. | ||
Yeah, he doesn't even read memes anymore because they're too lengthy. | ||
I think you saw the 6% and was like, alright, I've been yelling about false positives in other settings. | ||
There have been some other headlines about NFL players who tested positive and there was a false positive. | ||
Let's do it. | ||
94% fake. | ||
Why not? | ||
What, is somebody going to hold me accountable for this lie? | ||
Probably not. | ||
Unless it's sort of... | ||
I mean, this couldn't possibly be connected, but apparently... | ||
Alex is having some consequences in his life. | ||
And here is where this begins. | ||
We have seven major suppliers and a couple of smaller suppliers of high-quality, organic, and wild-harvested, top-of-the-line supplements that we get that are private-labeled or are proprietary designs we came up with in many cases, like TurboForce or BrainForce or X2. | ||
You know, three, four months ago, a lot of them were late. | ||
They couldn't get certain stuff. | ||
We had to wait, but we thought, oh, maybe it's going to come back. | ||
Of the seven, now five are two, three, four, five, six months behind, and now they're just saying, hey, we're going to have to give you back the money you put as a down payment on that, where we just can't open, nothing's coming in, it's not being produced in the raw areas. | ||
If one person gets COVID, nobody dies, but the whole plant has to shut down, and it's happening to food distribution centers, it's happening to warehouses. | ||
It's why you can't get a lot of furniture you want to order or just all sorts of things you want aren't there anymore. | ||
I just got a couch. | ||
Yeah, I don't know. | ||
You got it from Wayfair, though. | ||
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That's true. | |
So don't be lying to the people. | ||
Which Alex is very suspicious about. | ||
Look, we all saw what arrived in that box and nobody was happy about it. | ||
A couch with one piece broken. | ||
Yeah, you know which piece. | ||
Yeah, the back. | ||
The leg. | ||
Got a replacement. | ||
Took forever. | ||
But thank you, Wayfair. | ||
Yes. | ||
Yeah, I don't know. | ||
So Alex is depicting a situation now where his supply chain has broken down and he can't get the products in anymore. | ||
So he's basically presenting a face of like, I'm screwed. | ||
I'm kind of fucked here. | ||
I don't have anything to sell. | ||
I have the money that I gave to them, and now I have nothing to do with it. | ||
But, I mean, he has played this game a number of times in the past, and I will not get lulled into it again. | ||
I will not. | ||
He says going out of business the next day. | ||
I am going to resist the siren song of acting like Alex is telling the truth. | ||
He probably, I don't know, I mean, it seems like he needs money. | ||
That's what we can say with some certainty. | ||
And maybe it's that he needs money because he sees that his suppliers aren't resupplying. | ||
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Sure. | |
And if that's the case, then he knows, I will have nothing to sell. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I can have some money to keep going for a while. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But once that point comes, there will be no money coming in. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
So what do you do? | ||
I mean, hey, granted, good news. | ||
Supply costs went down. | ||
That's true! | ||
Bad news, revenue is zero. | ||
Supply disappeared entirely, so there was no cost. | ||
That's great. | ||
The overhead is really low now. | ||
Yeah. | ||
So I probably wouldn't even be bringing this up if it wasn't really consistent on this, especially in the first hour of this show. | ||
Alex seems like he is just like, hellfire will be upon us. | ||
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Of course. | |
Well, he's having a bad day. | ||
Doom is coming. | ||
He's having a bad day. | ||
Horrible times are coming. | ||
Absolute hell on earth. | ||
And maybe if Trump gets elected, we can have a soft landing, but I don't think so. | ||
And I just have to tell you the truth. | ||
I just can't soften stuff for you, and I can't lie to you. | ||
That's why the enemy wants you to think everything's handled, everything's great. | ||
It's not great. | ||
They purposely collapsed all the blue cities and blue states. | ||
It is hell on earth. | ||
There are thousands of suicides a day. | ||
There are tens of thousands a week of drug overdoses. | ||
The media has pedophilia all over it. | ||
They are breaking our will right now. | ||
I don't believe they're going to win in the end. | ||
God promised that. | ||
But you have to know that people are in for a rude awakening show. | ||
You need to get your storable food at Infowarsstore.com right now. | ||
They have the food. | ||
A little telling. | ||
Oh, boy. | ||
Oh, boy. | ||
Gave it away a little bit there at the end. | ||
The world's going to end. | ||
Everybody's going to die. | ||
Blue states are on fire. | ||
And guess what? | ||
I have food, which you are going to need when the rapture happens. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I think some of his numbers are a little bit off. | ||
I mean, some of those things, like... | ||
Are obviously real problems, like people who are dying of suicide. | ||
That's a real issue, but I think his numbers are a little high. | ||
Yeah, also he doesn't care. | ||
No, he certainly doesn't. | ||
That doesn't count. | ||
It doesn't count. | ||
It's like a walk. | ||
It's a BB. | ||
It's nothing in the box. | ||
He's painting the worst possible picture in order to then transition over to his ad sale. | ||
But he keeps on talking about how he can't get his products. | ||
You notice if our catalog is 60 plus items, Nine or ten are already gone. | ||
And a lot of them were big sellers. | ||
You can't get it. | ||
You can't get it. | ||
Especially complex formulas or something like APEC PowerStack that became very popular. | ||
Just got 13 pills. | ||
13 different things. | ||
Four or five of them we can't get. | ||
So that product, what we've got is what we've got. | ||
This is bad, folks. | ||
I find this pretty remarkable. | ||
Because if you take a little bit of a step back and look at what's being claimed here, this just makes no sense. | ||
If you take Alex at his word that the supply chain is broken down and that he can't get his products to sell you anymore, that indicates one thing to me, and that is that Alex is not prepared for a situation like the one we're in. | ||
That's okay in and of itself. | ||
Most of us weren't and aren't. | ||
The only thing that makes this really funny is when you realize that so much of Alex's brand revolves around survivalism. | ||
Preparing for this exact scenario. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He sells bug out bags and seed vaults. | ||
We made a documentary with Joel Skousen about where to run to when the shit hits the fan. | ||
His entire industry of survival food and water filtration is based on the idea that you need these things to survive in the future when everything collapses. | ||
For years, he sold gold on the expectation that you would need it after the imminent collapse of the dollar when paper money would have no value. | ||
It's just hilarious to see that Alex himself, as a businessman, seems to have done nothing. | ||
To prepare this business to run into difficulties like supply chain disruptions, which seem like one of the most obvious things that could happen. | ||
Seems like a real survivalist might have expected this possibility and had a plan. | ||
Well, it turns out the supplier took my advice, bugged out, so it turns out I should have had a bug out. | ||
My supplier read Joel Skousen's book and got freaked out. | ||
Should have taken my own advice, but unfortunately, I'm fucked. | ||
My supplier insisted on going to Idaho and... | ||
I'm out. | ||
So, even though he can't get his products, don't think that Alex feels sorry for himself. | ||
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I think he does. | |
Or for InfoWars. | ||
Always. | ||
Do I feel sorry for InfoWars that we've been persecuted and attacked and lied about and how they've battled to shut us down? | ||
No, I feel sorry for the children of this country and the world being subjected to the brainwashing and poison vaccines and fluoride and pedophilia and devil worship. | ||
All right. | ||
It does not get more obvious bullshit. | ||
If somebody does that, you're just like, fuck you. | ||
I'm more worried about the children. | ||
Fuck off. | ||
No, you're not. | ||
Yeah. | ||
The children. | ||
Well, I mean, you know. | ||
Oh, won't somebody please think of the children? | ||
I'm desperately worried about the children, and I also am spending almost my entire show yelling about how... | ||
I can't get my products anymore and you need to buy stuff. | ||
Don't feel sorry for me. | ||
Feel sorry for the children. | ||
I'm just talking about me because I don't care about the children. | ||
Right. | ||
But I don't need to. | ||
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You do. | |
You caring about these abstract and falsified concerns that I have about the children helps me. | ||
So we get another appearance of... | ||
I feel like we need a sound effect for this. | ||
One of our favorite fake Jefferson quotes. | ||
And when the CDC came out and said 90 plus percent of the tests are fake, false positives, and 90 plus percent, 94 percent had comorbidity, they censored all that. | ||
Thomas Jefferson was famously asked, what is the limit to which tyrants will take us? | ||
And he said, the limit you will accept. | ||
And that's absolutely true. | ||
And so we're going into slavery. | ||
Now, that's not a Jefferson quote. | ||
That's Frederick Douglass. | ||
But it's interesting that Alex is using it, misattributing it, and then saying we're going into slavery when Frederick Douglass was talking about the institution of slavery. | ||
He was specific. | ||
I am whitewashing the thing that he said in order to accept the punishment of the thing that the actual guy... | ||
Very weird. | ||
Yeah, man, it's... | ||
That's really white. | ||
Yes. | ||
That's really white. | ||
It's quite white. | ||
I can't even acknowledge Frederick Douglass' existence. | ||
So Alex, at this point, comes back from break, and he's got a meme up on the board. | ||
Sure. | ||
And this meme plays a bigger role in this segment than I expected. | ||
You've seen a hundred of these memes. | ||
They're basically a picture of a dam. | ||
And then the water behind it is labeled something, and then the town below is labeled. | ||
Something is holding back something. | ||
Of course. | ||
This is the dam is Infowars, the water on top is communism, and then you are down below. | ||
Of course. | ||
And so Alex introduces this. | ||
Look at this graphic I've got right over here. | ||
I'm going to walk over here. | ||
Communism is behind the Hoover Dam. | ||
Hundreds of billions of gallons of water. | ||
It can be life-giving to crops and humans and more. | ||
Unless it's unleashed in an improper way, it'll destroy the lives of tens of thousands of people. | ||
It'll kill thousands of people. | ||
It's a weapon. | ||
And communism is held back by Infowars and by your resistance and by your prayer and by Trump. | ||
But here it is. | ||
Communism's up here behind the dam. | ||
You've got Infowars holding it back, and you're down here. | ||
So one thing that's really interesting about this is, I mean, there's all kinds of different... | ||
...types of dams that are used, but they don't just hold back water. | ||
No, they just hold it back. | ||
They flow water. | ||
Uh-uh, they hold it back. | ||
Some of them create energy out of hydroelectric... | ||
Like Titan, they hold it back. | ||
Some are able to create energy out of this communism that is being held back by the dam. | ||
Naturally. | ||
And almost all of them have, like, roots that the water goes down. | ||
But also, if he's saying that this water is great and life-giving, but if there's, you know, too much of it, then it destroys the town below, then that suggests that some communism is good. | ||
Right. | ||
Okay. | ||
Let's go with that thought, Alex. | ||
Perhaps if you're going to explain it that way, you could just literally put anything over the water and describe it as, if there's too much of it, it will kill the townspeople below. | ||
Bees. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Anything. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's a stupid meme. | ||
And he explained it. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
There's a hundred billion gallons of water. | ||
I understand the meme. | ||
There's a lot of water, and if you don't have a dam, it falls on these people. | ||
It's not hard! | ||
Yeah, and he thinks it's incredibly profound. | ||
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Yeah! | |
He's having... | ||
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It's not! | |
It's like it blew his mind. | ||
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It's stupid. | |
Yeah. | ||
So, the dam. | ||
Infowars. | ||
Trump. | ||
Holding back communism. | ||
Sure. | ||
They're coming for you. | ||
Okay. | ||
And just like Donald Trump told you. | ||
They're not after him. | ||
They're coming for you. | ||
And this is real. | ||
So I'm going to tell you again, because the straights are dire for everybody, but they really want InfoWars off the air. | ||
If you want to get the supplements, or the books, or the t-shirts, or the films, or the high-quality, storeable food, it's all in stock now, but a lot of the supplements won't be there in the future. | ||
The food is there for now, one to two weeks delivery. | ||
You need to get your orders in, not just for you. | ||
I don't know how long we'll be able to continue operating this system and self-funding. | ||
They've taken our sponsors. | ||
They've taken everything away. | ||
So, again, we're in a position where Alex is spending almost his entire show on this theme. | ||
Wow. | ||
And what's interesting is, you know, like, we've heard this before, and obviously I don't believe the problem's as severe. | ||
As maybe he's making it out to sound. | ||
But boy, he's doing a real lot to make you think that this is as bad as it's ever been. | ||
On a scale of 1 to 10, our worst threats before were a 2. This is a 9. They've got people out on the street, ladies and gentlemen, with contracts out to kill me. | ||
Okay? | ||
There are assassins. | ||
There are assassins just wandering around with contracts on Alex Jones. | ||
Open contracts on Alex's life. | ||
I don't think it would be that hard. | ||
If I'm a professional assassin, I feel like I could knock that out in a day at most. | ||
I mean... | ||
You know where he's gonna be. | ||
We've seen... | ||
I know that he has security with him and stuff, you know, so like just going up to him isn't a good idea. | ||
But the way that he behaves, and we've seen him behave in the past... | ||
Is such that does not seem very careful. | ||
No. | ||
Such as going and yelling at everybody at a park. | ||
Holding weekly swim sessions. | ||
Oh man, here's my pitch for you, alright? | ||
If I'm an assassin with a great sense of humor, I'm gonna use Novichok. | ||
That's what I'm gonna do. | ||
So Alex dies of that poisoning and they're like, wait, why'd Putin kill Alex? | ||
What did he do? | ||
What did Alex do this time? | ||
Yeah, I mean, he'll just show up drunk at restaurants and yell at people at a chicken place. | ||
I mean, he puts himself in a lot of situations where it doesn't seem safe. | ||
If he had a heart attack, no coroner is looking too far into it. | ||
Probably not. | ||
But inject him a little between the toes and then call it a day. | ||
The only reason any of this even... | ||
Borders on, like, acceptable conversations is because I think it's so ludicrous to imagine that the globalists have put out assassination teams trying to find Alex. | ||
Totally. | ||
So dumb. | ||
I'm only using James Bond-style assassination. | ||
But, I mean, here we have Alex saying that every other time there's been shit that's been bad, it's been a two. | ||
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Two! | |
But now it's a nine. | ||
And as much as this is trying me, it's testing my resolve. | ||
I refuse to believe you, Alex. | ||
I have heard that almost exact same thing before. | ||
I don't trust you. | ||
It'll be real funny when it's a classic boy who cried wolf situation and he goes out of business next week. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
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Because we've finally gotten to the point where it's like, I'm not going to get excited. | |
Fine, fine. | ||
You know what? | ||
I get it. | ||
This time, not doing it, man. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And look, Alex says that there's assassination teams out to get him. | ||
And part of the reason for that is that he is meddling. | ||
In the globalist plans, and he knows that because they keep telling him so. | ||
And what they've said directly to us is you continue to be the epicenter of our plans not going the way we want, and you need to stop right now. | ||
And they're very, very serious. | ||
Well, I'm not signing on with a bunch of devil-worshipping child molesters. | ||
This is not going to happen. | ||
So they are moving now to destroy me. | ||
It's okay. | ||
I need to hold on as long as possible. | ||
And so I'm telling you, go to Infowarsstore.com, get your high-quality, affordable food. | ||
It's just a drumbeat, man. | ||
It's just over and over again. | ||
The globalists. | ||
No matter how many plans they make, they can never pre-plan for Alex. | ||
No. | ||
He's too much of a wild card. | ||
It doesn't matter what you're thinking. | ||
He's already one step ahead of you. | ||
It gets even funnier when you start to realize that these people are also trying to present that this is like the devil's plan. | ||
Yes, this is the devil's plan. | ||
That started thousands of years ago. | ||
InfoWars is the only thing keeping the devil at bay. | ||
The devil! | ||
He personally says, God damn it, Alex has foiled me again! | ||
The one thing that Beelzebub did not plan on was a weirdo, drunk, paranoid in Texas. | ||
I mean, that is really fucking funny, the hubris of thinking that, like, I am the only person who's foiling... | ||
The literal devil's centuries-old plans that have been in motion and are coming to fruition now. | ||
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And if I weren't here, they'd all be going smoothly. | |
Like, alright, man. | ||
That kind of delusion of grandeur is kind of hilarious because it's Alex, but if you really believe that he believed everything he said, that's scary. | ||
I like to imagine that Daniel got that prophecy and was just like... | ||
Nah, there's no way. | ||
Like, wait, hold on. | ||
Are you telling me part of God's plan is a weird fat drunk? | ||
As the only bulwark against Satan himself and God's rolling those dice? | ||
Daniel's sitting there writing, he's like, how thick is his neck? | ||
He's drawing a little diagram. | ||
Wait, you're telling me that the key to stopping the devil's plan is a food truck out at Barton Springs? | ||
Are you kidding me? | ||
What does that even mean? | ||
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What's Texas? | |
Last time Job questioned me, he got his ass beat. | ||
What do you want to say, Daniel? | ||
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And then, in the 20,000th year, Alex Jones. | |
Ridiculous. | ||
So Alex talks more. | ||
He just won't stop talking about these difficulties. | ||
I've got to decide the next week, with what we've got in our coffers, with only enough to operate, if I sold both my houses, which I don't even care about, I've got them mortgaged. | ||
To pay for this place, he would not operate us for a month and a half. | ||
I'm not rich. | ||
I don't have all this money the media says I have, okay? | ||
So he has two houses, and if he sells both of them, then he can operate for about a month and a half. | ||
Sure. | ||
So that tells me... | ||
Let's see. | ||
That all the times that he's talked about, like, I'll sell my house to keep the show going, like, those were kind of... | ||
Empty. | ||
Well, maybe empty, but also, like, not really all that potent. | ||
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No. | |
Okay. | ||
You'd do that to be able to keep going for a month? | ||
For a month and a half? | ||
That doesn't seem worth it. | ||
Well, I mean, in that month and a half, you better fucking make a difference. | ||
You better have a fucking one last dance party to save the fucking rec center. | ||
That's what you gotta be doing here. | ||
Yeah, you better be regretting every time you've done these marathons and money bombs. | ||
It's really sort of caused diminishing returns. | ||
Yeah, I... | ||
I mean, who knows? | ||
He's a total liar, and I'm not gonna get... | ||
I'm trying to make progress. | ||
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I'm not going to get caught up in the excitement. | |
Not going to do it. | ||
It's not even excitement. | ||
I'm just not going to get caught up in speculating about like, okay. | ||
How much time we got left? | ||
It seems like, well, okay, if you're describing like a real terrible situation financially, and then you're like, if I sell both my houses, we could go a month and a half. | ||
In that month and a half, you would not be able to write the ship, so you wouldn't sell those houses. | ||
No, of course not. | ||
That would be an unwise thing to do. | ||
It would be very stupid. | ||
Unless you had some belief that in that month and a half, you could write the ship, and if the supply lines are completely busted... | ||
There's no way to sell any product to write the ship. | ||
So why would you sell your house? | ||
It doesn't make sense. | ||
Even if your whole goal is to destroy the globalist plan, you can do that from home. | ||
Podcast. | ||
Something like that. | ||
Well, that's fair. | ||
But a podcast can't defeat the devil. | ||
You've got to have at least 80 affiliates. | ||
That's what they said about David and Goliath. | ||
Get a slingshot. | ||
And a podcast. | ||
Yes. | ||
So Alex is like, you know, come on. | ||
But what I'm saying is, is that I don't have the gasoline to go into the future with the things they're pulling and the things they're doing unless I get a big chunk of money in. | ||
So here's what I need you to do. | ||
Please go to Infowars.com to the live show feed today that says emergency broadcast, globalist planning, massive world depression if Trump wins or loses. | ||
And if you scroll down in that, there's a link to Infowarsstore.com and the donate page where you can sign up for recurring donations or you can sign up for one-time donations. | ||
And if folks would simply... | ||
Go there and make a major donation. | ||
There's also a P.O. box on there. | ||
I know people have got money out there. | ||
Alex has done this before on Subscribestar and it didn't really work out. | ||
That didn't make any real traction, any meaningful traction. | ||
That's why you don't hear him talk about it anymore. | ||
Right. | ||
But yeah, this is... | ||
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Oh man, why isn't he on Patreon? | |
Maybe he should advertise on Facebook. | ||
I think he tried to do Patreon. | ||
He could do some Twitter ads. | ||
When they did that Patreon. | ||
Yeah, I remember that. | ||
For all the people who aren't allowed places. | ||
How'd that go? | ||
I don't think it went well. | ||
Oh, no. | ||
So, Alex has other ways that you need to do this. | ||
And I'll ask you to support our local radio stations. | ||
Spread the word about them. | ||
Become a sponsor. | ||
Thank them. | ||
Tithe to the local radio station. | ||
This show, and I'm not saying we're good, does more for pro-life, more against the Satanists, more to bring people to Christ than the little fake country club churches all day that people give all their money to. | ||
Donate to your local radio station. | ||
Send them a hundred bucks a month. | ||
$10 a month, whatever you've got. | ||
Give them your word of mouth. | ||
Go and eat at the restaurant that sponsors them. | ||
You know what normal radio shows do? | ||
What's that? | ||
Sell ads. | ||
Wow, that would help. | ||
Yeah, that's a great way to do it. | ||
They should try this advertising thing. | ||
I don't know what the model is here for just like, hey, randomly give money to radio stations so they don't end up broadcasting something else that sells ads better. | ||
I mean, it's literally like, hey, shotgun fire your money at anything that might be nearby. | ||
And that helps me. | ||
Yeah, exactly. | ||
It's kind of, you know, it's analogous to his earliest parts of his career where he needed a sponsor for his radio show and his dad's dental practice bought an ad. | ||
Like, he's basically saying that you guys need to give money to these stations in lieu of any ads that we could sell because we can't sell any ads. | ||
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Because we can't sell ads. | |
Because nobody would want to be associated with InfoWars. | ||
Except for maybe the MyPillow guy. | ||
I would like you to be a sponsor for nothing in return. | ||
I don't want an ad. | ||
I don't want anything. | ||
Just give me money quietly. | ||
Well, actually, you do get something. | ||
Oh. | ||
I used to say support Infowars. | ||
Rescue Infowars. | ||
Save yourself. | ||
Save the world. | ||
We're in this together. | ||
Because let me tell you something. | ||
Communism's up here. | ||
Infowars is the dam blocking it, which is all of us together supporting. | ||
And you and I are all down here with our families. | ||
My children are right here. | ||
Back to the meme. | ||
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Wow. | |
But yeah, save yourself by giving money and potential wars. | ||
That's such a... | ||
You know, when you make the full switch, because now he's not selling ads. | ||
He doesn't really do much politically, really. | ||
It's almost a full-time televangelist slash infomercial for pills kind of show all the time. | ||
A lot of the time. | ||
It is always amazing how, like... | ||
Zero shame there is. | ||
For somebody with millions of dollars to be like, you guys gotta save yourselves by getting me a jet. | ||
There's only one way. | ||
We've seen this in televangelists forever. | ||
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Totally. | |
You see that sort of behavior. | ||
And I think it's not as extreme with Alex. | ||
I don't think he's trying to buy a jet, but there's something going on. | ||
Who knows what it is, but there's something. | ||
And this episode is... | ||
A lot of it. | ||
It's a lot. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
It's over and over and over again. | ||
Him just doing these, like, extreme I-need-money kind of things. | ||
So this is a short three-hour money bomb. | ||
Yeah, basically. | ||
Oh, boy. | ||
And, you know, I think that Save InfoWars, Save the World is not going to go as well as Save the Cheerleader, Save the World. | ||
That's probably true. | ||
I think people enjoyed season one of Heroes a bit more than whatever season this is of... | ||
InfoWars car wash. | ||
You just gotta do it. | ||
Yeah, that'd be nice. | ||
You just gotta do an InfoWars car wash. | ||
Get Owen out there. | ||
He probably does a good job on the tires. | ||
Yeah, totally. | ||
Put him in some skimpy shorts. | ||
It'll be great. | ||
Look, I didn't want to go there. | ||
I was just gonna say he's good at cleaning hubcaps. | ||
Hey, what can you say? | ||
So, hell's coming. | ||
So we're trying to hold the dam against the Satanists and the armies of hell, and we pray to Jesus Christ and our Heavenly Father for to lead God and direct us against this enemy! | ||
But I need money to fight a war! | ||
And I need word of mouth! | ||
And I need prayer! | ||
And I need action! | ||
Because that dam's gonna come down! | ||
That dam's already got holes in it! | ||
And the enemy's telling you, don't stick your fingers in it! | ||
Don't block it! | ||
Everything's fine! | ||
Peaches and cream are on the other side! | ||
No! | ||
You know it's not peaches and cream! | ||
Trump's told you! | ||
Hell's coming! | ||
Hell's coming! | ||
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You understand, though, that at that size... | |
Doesn't really matter if it's peaches and cream or not. | ||
It's still gonna kill everyone. | ||
That might be worse. | ||
It's molasses! | ||
Molasses has exploded and killed hundreds of people at a time. | ||
Yeah, I think peaches and cream, I mean, I don't know if it would flow the same as water. | ||
That's fair. | ||
And same with molasses. | ||
Like, if it was just molasses behind a wall, and then there's a hole in the wall... | ||
I wouldn't be as worried. | ||
That's fair. | ||
Because it's slow. | ||
It is slower. | ||
It is slower. | ||
But that almost makes the anxiety worse. | ||
You never know how long. | ||
It's going to take forever to get there. | ||
Yeah, you're just looking up. | ||
Yeah, you're just like, oh, this is scary. | ||
We've got to move in a week. | ||
Yeah, I'm going to be really bummed out by this. | ||
Oh, it's another six feet. | ||
So Alex goes out to break yelling about how hell's coming and the damn meme is like, he loves it. | ||
So he comes back. | ||
And he plays this parody video about Brian Stelter, and it's not funny. | ||
It doesn't matter. | ||
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Of course not. | |
But Alex does say something that's a little bit troubling. | ||
I can tell you, I've had requests from the White House, and I've had requests from the number one Fox News host, I mean, literal requests, like, repeatedly. | ||
Will you make another Brian Stelter parody? | ||
And so... | ||
You've got it! | ||
I don't know if that's true, but if so, that seems like a problem. | ||
That's so sad. | ||
Wow. | ||
That's sad. | ||
I think it might be a legal issue, too. | ||
Like, if the White House is requesting that Alex create propaganda against media networks. | ||
I would argue that he's maybe blowing the White House. | ||
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if Stephen Miller sent an email who was like, man, that parody video was really funny. | ||
You should make another one. | ||
I mean, look, big picture, I don't believe it at all. | ||
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Period. | |
But if what he's saying is true, I don't know. | ||
That sounds like it's not legal. | ||
Yeah, but I mean, it's not really effective political advertising either. | ||
Nope. | ||
Make me a shitty parody video. | ||
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It'll go viral on the things that you're not allowed on. | |
So Alex gets mad because he wants to cover the story about all the false positives. | ||
And the staff can't quite find the headline, maybe, because... | ||
It doesn't exist? | ||
We ran a live show headline. | ||
This show, not the New York Times. | ||
This one. | ||
Alex Jones. | ||
Austin, Texas, man. | ||
Me. | ||
It's not about the credit, it's about reality. | ||
We ran a headline last week for the live show. | ||
CDC admits... | ||
90% of COVID tests false positive. | ||
Have every available person search that. | ||
I'll get it during the break. | ||
So, it's hard to search it, though, unless you use DuckDuckGo. | ||
They're a pretty good search engine where all our stuff's blocked, but I'll go to rebroadcast. | ||
It's not the cruise bed. | ||
I have to have this article now. | ||
I have to have it or I can't do the show. | ||
Now I need some time to get it. | ||
Anyways, everyone's running in. | ||
And here it is. | ||
I mean, here it is. | ||
New York Times on COVID-19 tests. | ||
Up to 90% of people's testing positive carried barely any virus. | ||
Many are not likely to be contagious. | ||
And that's even a fraud. | ||
Okay, I guess. | ||
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Whatever. | |
It's a different thing that that story was about. | ||
But also, when Alex is saying we have a live feed headline, what he's talking about is those articles they post that just have that day's show. | ||
That's what I thought. | ||
Yeah, so there isn't an article about this that demonstrates anything. | ||
If Alex had found it, all he would have is a video of that day's episode with a headline that says whatever he wants it to say. | ||
So, I don't know. | ||
I didn't even try to find this, because if it's a live video headline, it means nothing. | ||
Just have somebody type it on screen. | ||
It's just as valid. | ||
You made it up! | ||
Put a fake date on it. | ||
Whatever. | ||
Who cares? | ||
So there's been some talk about the possibility that a vaccine might be ready fairly soon. | ||
I'm not sure exactly. | ||
I'm not sure all the details about that. | ||
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I don't know how... | |
If that's too rushed or what, who knows? | ||
Who knows? | ||
I don't know. | ||
I don't have a strong opinion on it. | ||
But Alex believes that since it's coming soon, theoretically, that that means that that's proof that they've had the vaccine all along. | ||
Sure. | ||
Oh, but they've got their vaccine suddenly ready in a month, they say. | ||
Remember I told you they'd have it by the fall when they said, oh, two years at least. | ||
That was to make the artificial... | ||
Scarcity, like, it's that magic thing. | ||
Oh, sorry, we don't have it for you. | ||
And I said, that's a ploy. | ||
They've already developed it. | ||
They already have the vaccines. | ||
I showed you all the patents five years ago, two years ago, a year ago. | ||
Bill and Melinda Gates front groups. | ||
And we're right again. | ||
We're right again. | ||
They're right again. | ||
What are they? | ||
They're right again. | ||
I have no idea what he was saying. | ||
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I don't know. | |
He hasn't proved anything. | ||
It's all just nonsense. | ||
So one of the things that you need to understand, if you're a listener or if you're, I don't know, someone like... | ||
You? | ||
A doubter? | ||
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Me? | |
A hater? | ||
I'm not a hater. | ||
I am a rager? | ||
I strongly disagree. | ||
I think you're a hater. | ||
What you need to understand is that Alex Jones is unlike anybody else. | ||
What he does is individual research. | ||
He creates... | ||
He can't even find his own headline. | ||
He creates a research product that's based on his own in-depth... | ||
Analysis. | ||
He can't navigate his own website. | ||
How can I trust him? | ||
No one else does this. | ||
Where would he go? | ||
Hater. | ||
You need our word of mouth. | ||
We need yours. | ||
This transmission is game-changing because we're original research. | ||
I don't go out and get some other talking heads thing and then, oh, that sounds smart. | ||
I'm going to say that. | ||
I go out and I really know what I'm doing. | ||
I really talk to the experts and do the research and I tell you what's going on and it's about as accurate as it gets. | ||
The enemy hates it. | ||
Because their best brains are like cooking this stuff up and they know I can see right into it. | ||
That's why they want us off the air. | ||
Folks, you need storable food. | ||
We've got high quality at a very low price. | ||
It just keeps going. | ||
I mean, the more you think about it, we don't laugh about the devil too much because that's stupid. | ||
You know, we just ignore it. | ||
But the more you realize what the devil being in play really means, like... | ||
The enemy's got their best brains working on it. | ||
Their best brain is the devil. | ||
He's a million years old or whatever. | ||
And incomprehensible to humans. | ||
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Exactly! | |
He's a literal angel. | ||
Alex is smarter. | ||
Alex is smarter than the devil. | ||
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Yup. | |
Alright. | ||
Hubris. | ||
Okay. | ||
Also, I love the idea that he's coming out here swinging with all this original research. | ||
It's like, for years, all he would do is read headlines on drugs. | ||
I know! | ||
And now it's just reposting articles from WorldNetDaily and, like, Gateway Pundit. | ||
Get the fuck out of here. | ||
I don't just go listen to some talking heads and be like, oh, that sounds smart, and say that. | ||
I listen to my idiot talking heads and I'm like, yeah, why not? | ||
I'll make up something based on that. | ||
So Alex gets into talking about what's going to happen after Trump wins. | ||
Okay. | ||
And it's pretty dark. | ||
Turns out you and I are going to a camp. | ||
Yeah, that's totally true. | ||
We can't have an armistice here in this political war. | ||
We have to then root out the Democrats because they're a globalist force that don't believe the country should even exist. | ||
They want... | ||
To destroy us. | ||
They want to dominate us. | ||
We don't want to destroy them. | ||
We don't want to dominate them. | ||
They're doing it to us. | ||
They started it. | ||
So, we have to have the outlaw of the Democratic Party and the eradication of it politically, and we have a new second party. | ||
I'm serious, folks. | ||
That's what we've come down to. | ||
We'll be right back. | ||
So, he used to talk about that. | ||
I mean, we've heard him talk about that a bit. | ||
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Right. | |
It's been a little while. | ||
It seems to still be in his head. | ||
It seems pretty consistent, but now it's like rooting out and rounding up all the Democrats. | ||
Sure, sure. | ||
Like, this is... | ||
Fucked up. | ||
This kind of conversation just being had casually is unacceptable. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
It's fine. | ||
It's fine. | ||
We're going to need some sort of secret police to, I guess, research. | ||
They wouldn't even bother researching your behavior. | ||
I doubt it. | ||
They'd just start grabbing people. | ||
You were on a message board. | ||
Get the fuck out of here. | ||
Just ask you, like, do you know the cool Trump password? | ||
Nope. | ||
Hey, you know why it's super funny to talk about camps now in the present that we're dealing with? | ||
Is that it's because... | ||
It's so ridiculous because America's never taken a shit ton of people and just put them in camps before, you know? | ||
You've never seen that kind of behavior from America. | ||
And now with the climate that we're in, it's great. | ||
And because Alex's entire early career was predicated on the idea of his political opponents rounding him and his guys up. | ||
The worst people would round people up. | ||
There's nobody worse than somebody who would round up their political enemies. | ||
Yeah, the idea that that has gone full circle. | ||
So, I think that there's a lot of, like, really not good role models in the world of professional wrestling. | ||
That sounds right. | ||
There's a lot of dicks, a lot of monsters. | ||
There's one who's probably the biggest, maybe not even the biggest, but he's the most famous, and also a complete asshole. | ||
Freddie Prinze Jr.? | ||
No. | ||
Oh. | ||
And what a shock. | ||
Alex likes him. | ||
I'm not into celebrities. | ||
But I gotta say, I was a little kid watching WrestleMania when he did the whole incredible ballet with Andre the Giant, who weighed like 500 pounds. | ||
Hulk Hogan. | ||
Hulk Hogan called into the show like eight years ago. | ||
People said, that's Hulk Hogan. | ||
They called up a Florida affiliate. | ||
And later, I know somebody that knows Hulk, and he said, you ever call Alex Jones? | ||
Oh, yeah, I love Alex. | ||
Brother, he's a good guy. | ||
Don't like him. | ||
And I never tried to reach out to get Hulk Hogan on, but we should do that. | ||
What a shock. | ||
Alex likes Hulk Hogan. | ||
Oh, man. | ||
It's just... | ||
Hey, brother. | ||
Hey, brother. | ||
Let me tell you about the Cobblest, brother. | ||
The problem is, if you just start naming names, and we're like, what do you think Alex would do? | ||
If you'd said Hulk Hogan, I'd be like, yeah, Alex is a huge fan of Hulk Hogan. | ||
Take anybody in any particular line of work and find the most racist among them. | ||
The worst people. | ||
Alex would be like, oh, that guy's great. | ||
It's a self-selected racist group of friends he has. | ||
Alex is just into him because he recently came out and said that a neighbor got a ballot in his dog's name or something like that. | ||
Great. | ||
I gotcha. | ||
He was... | ||
He recently... | ||
Well, it wasn't recently, but he's recently... | ||
Well, I imagine it was recently, too. | ||
Throwing the N-word around quite a bit. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
Also, Alex shouldn't be into him because he was the leader of the New World Order. | ||
I don't understand why that would be a problem. | ||
He was the third man. | ||
It was a ballet, Dan. | ||
I mean, that was years earlier, but in the late 90s, he was the leader of the New World Order. | ||
Yeah, of course he was. | ||
But that's what he was doing. | ||
He was secretly revealing the globalist plan. | ||
It was brilliant on his part. | ||
The globalist plan was to allow way too many people into their group. | ||
Sure. | ||
I think we've seen that as a truth. | ||
End up ruining an entire company. | ||
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Yeah, that sounds about right. | |
Yep. | ||
New world order. | ||
So Alex earlier said that he had a guest on from Australia, and that turns out to be Syrian Girl, who we've talked about a bit in the past. | ||
Somebody who takes the position of like, hey, I don't like Assad, but also I'll spend all my time talking about how the enemies of Assad are doing false flags on themselves and all this shit. | ||
She gets really mad when people call her an Assad apologist. | ||
Although I'm not sure if there's much air between her and this autopologist. | ||
Anyway, I don't care that she wants to come on and talk about how shitty Antifa is. | ||
Not so interested. | ||
But she does say a couple interesting things. | ||
Like, this was interesting. | ||
Yeah, and as we saw at the beginning of the entire Black Lives Matter protests, you had some old men getting shoved and having their head cracked open. | ||
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I'm not going to... | |
Stand here and say that things like that are okay. | ||
But we have to remember that Eric Garner was choked to death under Obama. | ||
You know, the kid that was shot with a toy gun, he was 12 years old, I forget his name, he was shot under Obama. | ||
So to claim that this thing, this issue, is a new thing that is happening under Trump is a complete and utter lie that Democrats... | ||
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Are trying to sell! | |
No one's trying to sell that. | ||
No. | ||
No one's trying to sell that. | ||
Nope. | ||
We're actively trying to keep you from selling it. | ||
You're using that as a way to misframe things. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But also, hey, I don't know, Rodney King got beat under George H.W. Bush. | ||
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Right. | |
What are we doing? | ||
What are we going to play? | ||
What kind of game? | ||
Also, I have bad news for Syrian girl about that old man who got pushed over and had his head cracked open. | ||
Alex has decided and reported that he was an Antifa spy. | ||
Right. | ||
And so he deserved to be pushed over by the police. | ||
So apparently him and Syrian girl don't see eye to eye on that exactly. | ||
I think they do, Dan. | ||
I think they do. | ||
So, I think that... | ||
I do appreciate, because it's a rare voice on Alex's show, of at least some kind of lip service towards what the protests are about. | ||
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Right. | |
You very rarely see that. | ||
And at least Syrian girl is coming in with a little bit of that. | ||
I think it's a little hollow, and I think it might be in service of the wrong argument. | ||
100%. | ||
But superficially, it has at least some appearances of... | ||
Something close to rationality. | ||
And dealing with things that are happening as they are, as opposed to what you want them to be. | ||
Right. | ||
But, I mean, you can't allow that. | ||
Because if you actually talk about the problem, it seems really reasonable to protest. | ||
So, I'm surprised that she even brought it up, honestly. | ||
Well, she would say that protesting is good, but breaking a window or something is bad. | ||
See, get the fuck out of here. | ||
I'm done with you. | ||
So, Alex is trying to also, in this interview, rationalize the idea of police shooting people. | ||
And that doesn't seem like something he would have done, let's say, 2009, 10, 11. But it's just the thing where they have this training to shoot instinctually. | ||
Well, that's also bad! | ||
That's just what you gotta do. | ||
No! | ||
The instinct of shooting saves cops' lives. | ||
It gets innocent people killed. | ||
But then, when you go to the job every day and people are shooting at you, what do you expect? | ||
The world isn't perfect, is my point. | ||
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Yeah, absolutely. | |
That's not a good point. | ||
Man, at no point in time does anybody just like, well, let's think of a solution. | ||
Maybe we should also find a way to keep cops from getting shot at as much. | ||
Like, when your problem is cops are getting shot at... | ||
The answer, like, we have zero creativity as a society. | ||
Zero creativity to be like, maybe there's a different way other than let's have cops shoot people. | ||
Well, and it's also incredibly silly to sit here and hear Alex Jones say, like, yeah, civilians getting killed by police is totally fine. | ||
It has to happen because the world's not perfect and cops' lives need to be saved. | ||
That would never be his position, Friar. | ||
So... | ||
I mean, it's been... | ||
Also, that's just a shitty position. | ||
It's bad. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But this next clip, it's been a little while in the episode since we've heard something like this. | ||
Only you'll keep me in the game. | ||
And that means you gotta go now, because I don't know how long we'll be able to take orders, folks. | ||
I'm just gonna leave it at that. | ||
Infowarsstore.com. | ||
Get your orders in now. | ||
Plus, you need storable food. | ||
Over and over and over again throughout the episode, just hammering it home. | ||
Yeah, it is... | ||
It's what? | ||
September 3rd? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
I guess they finally paid their top-of-the-month bills. | ||
I don't know. | ||
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I don't... | |
I don't know what it is, and I can't pretend to understand exactly what it is, but the whole game that I was going to try and play at the beginning of this episode is be in denial of like, ah, he's just making everything up, but you can't really. | ||
If you look at this and how extended and constant it is on this episode, there's something. | ||
Something is real. | ||
Something requires money. | ||
He said he needs a lot of money, probably in a lump sum, maybe a lawyer's fee or something. | ||
Something along those lines. | ||
Whatever it is, it's something. | ||
Who knows? | ||
I can't pretend that he's not manifesting this. | ||
I don't believe he would act like this if he was just like, I kind of want to get a second car. | ||
I'm going to fuck with people in this kind of way in order just to get a little bit of fun money. | ||
There's something he needs money for. | ||
It didn't occur to me that that was a possibility because it's so psychopathic. | ||
But now that I know it's a possibility, he might want another car. | ||
It seems unlikely. | ||
It seems unlikely, but he's a fucking lunatic. | ||
So, Syrian girl is gone now, and Alex has a guest who's now an employee and seems to be coming on all the time. | ||
That's Deanna Lorraine. | ||
You've signed up. | ||
You're working with us the next six months. | ||
I know. | ||
I'm so excited. | ||
I'm so excited. | ||
I'm so excited to be here, guys. | ||
And I'm telling you why, too. | ||
Because you can't go anywhere else and actually speak the truth without getting censored or banned. | ||
I dare you to make Shadowgate. | ||
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laughter laughter laughter Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. | |
Well, I guess Shadowgate isn't speaking the truth. | ||
But it's speaking the truth in her terms. | ||
In her world. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Or I dare you to bring up how you believe in QAnon. | ||
Like, I dare you to promote QAnon on InfoWars. | ||
I dare you. | ||
Do those things. | ||
See how fast you'll get banned. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
You can speak the truth. | ||
And I believe in QAnon, so I will continue to speak QAnon things on this show. | ||
I'm sure that I will be allowed to speak the truth. | ||
Probably not. | ||
100%. | ||
Probably going to find out that your six-month contract ain't a contract and you never worked there to begin with. | ||
You don't even send an email to Millie or a DM. | ||
You don't even Twitter DM like, hey, what's it like to work for Alex Jones? | ||
Not great. | ||
Nope, nothing. | ||
So, this last clip here that we have is like, so Deanna is like, hey, you know, I can come in, I can say whatever I want, speak the truth, no one's going to get censored. | ||
It's like, here's the kind of truth you want to say. | ||
Right, they were so beautiful before, and then feminism happened. | ||
Now they look like Martians. | ||
They do. | ||
And feminism really is a cancer. | ||
I mean, look at what it does. | ||
It infects all these women, and it has them disown their greatest power, which is their femininity. | ||
Damn right. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
Mm-hmm. | ||
These boring-ass online talking points from the proto-alt-right Gamergate nonsense. | ||
What are we doing? | ||
Are we past being angry at feminism? | ||
We've got other stuff to do with it. | ||
I feel like the right-wing... | ||
I mean, obviously, there's always, among those people, some... | ||
Anger towards anything. | ||
Oh, sure! | ||
They don't want anybody who's not a white man to have agency. | ||
No, of course not. | ||
But in terms of when that was really their central big thing they pushed, that was like when Milo Yiannopoulos and Sargon of Akkad were kind of like, who are these new faces? | ||
I feel like she's a little bit late on this anti-feminism kick. | ||
Way late! | ||
It's a little stale. | ||
It's a little bit... | ||
Doesn't move the needle, probably? | ||
What is it with these women burning their bras 50 years ago? | ||
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Right. | |
Come on, are we still? | ||
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Come on. | |
I mean, it's stupid on top of that, but anyway, good luck. | ||
You're probably going to get fired. | ||
Oh, totally. | ||
Or just not paid, because Alex is gone. | ||
He's not a big fan of paying people. | ||
Yeah, it seems. | ||
Really get a good lawyer. | ||
Yeah, you shouldn't. | ||
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Work there. | |
Get a good lawyer. | ||
Maybe Barnes. | ||
Don't! | ||
Barnes, even... | ||
Well, yeah, even Barnes doesn't work there anymore. | ||
Well, Alex does bring him up from time to time. | ||
Anyway, this is our look at September 3rd. | ||
He needs money. | ||
That's how I would sum up the show. | ||
What I wanted to do, my goal, was to take a look at what was going on in the present day. | ||
But I also wanted to skip past a couple days and get us up to the present. | ||
Because I was pretty concerned that you go back, it's just going to be a lot of dwelling in a lot of the denial and justification of things surrounding Kenosha. | ||
And we've already talked about that on Monday's episode. | ||
I don't want to wallow in that. | ||
Yeah, their arguments haven't gotten better. | ||
Their information has only gotten liar-ier. | ||
And so we jump to the present, as present as we can, September 3rd, and it's just a garage of in-your-face food. | ||
Sell food. | ||
I buy my food! | ||
My supplement suppliers' chains have gone down. | ||
Like, okay. | ||
Alright, see how this plays out. | ||
I'm telling you, he's got to get a new gold guy. | ||
Well, maybe it's his old gold guy. | ||
Yeah, it could be. | ||
If you're Ted, you can't do that. | ||
You can't get back in the game. | ||
No, no, no, no. | ||
That's three days away from a retirement situation if I ever saw it. | ||
Too old for this shit. | ||
Too old. | ||
Anyway, we will be back. | ||
We didn't have the ability to get some phone calls because of tech issues and stuff, but I apologize about that. | ||
But we will be back on Monday, but until then... | ||
We have a website. | ||
We do have a website. | ||
It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
We are on Twitter. | ||
It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to Ben Jordan. | ||
Yep, we're also on Facebook. | ||
We are on Facebook. | ||
Or you could go to give some money to a charity or bail fund in your area. | ||
Yeah, we'll be back. | ||
But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
I'm Leo. | ||
I'm DZX Clark. | ||
I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
I'm Alex's Supply Chain. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
You're on the air. | ||
Thanks for holding. | ||
Hello, Alex. | ||
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I'm a first-time caller. | |
I'm a huge fan. | ||
I love your work. |