Knowledge Fight - #426: April 27-28, 2020

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#426: April 27-28, 2020

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Knowledge Fight’s #426 dissects Alex Jones’ April 27–28, 2020 episodes—where he rants about the "New World Order" (Nancy Pelosi, Bill Gates), mispronounces biblical verses, and pivots to cannibalism as a survival "superpower," framing globalists as literal prey. His emotional manipulation peaks with a staged tear over his daughter’s purity while promoting forcework.com products, ending with bizarre sales pitches and calls like a delusional Johnny Carson finale. The hosts mock his performative collapse rhetoric, exposing its incoherence and ethical void, questioning whether his show’s descent into apocalyptic absurdity signals an end—or just another act of desperation. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
unidentified		I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
unidentified		I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
unidentified		Dan and Jordan.
unidentified		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Need money.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy and Kansas.
unidentified		Andy and Tandy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Stop.
		Andy and Kansas.
		Andy and Kansas.
unidentified		Andy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's time to pray.
		Andy in Kansas.
		You're on the airplane for holding it.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a fish pin color.
		You're saying I love your work.
		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledgefight.com.
		I love you.
		Hey, everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Two things come to mind.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are tossing out bright spots two at a time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure, I think I forgot the other one.
		It might come to me.
		But, you know, I'm not one of these guys who likes to, you know, when I used to work in an office, I used to hear people talk about their birthday week.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not one of those guys who likes to play that game.
		I don't even like to bring up my birthday.
		I'm ashamed I have so many times on this podcast.
		But over the course of from Friday to Monday of that weekend, the 24th through whatever Monday would have been, we got on Friday, Andy Daly put out his new album.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Four more sweaters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then on Monday, the beginning of his new podcast, Bananas for Bonanza, started.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's just like a cornucopia of one of the dudes who I think is one of the funniest people on the planet all being dropped on my plate over the weekend.
		And at the end of the weekend, it was just fantastic.
		Really, really, really nice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's wonderful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's wonderful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've been taking a lot of pleasure in that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got to catch up on that.
		I have still haven't listened to this album.
		I know it's going to be incredible.
		I think Andy Daly is one of the absolute funniest people in the fucking planet.
		Brilliant.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're showing your cards a little bit by it being Tuesday as we're recording this, and you haven't listened to either of those things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, you can't be that high at the priority.
		I am a failure.
		It's not my birthday yet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I definitely have forgot what the other thing was.
		And it'll come to me later, hopefully.
		But if not, it'll be on Friday's episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What days?
		Tomorrow's going to be what's, oh, God.
		Days have no meaning.
		Dan, my bright spot is personal growth.
		I've had to go back and take a look at some of the stuff I and we have done.
		And I was afraid of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You mean our show?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I've watched other stuff.
		Old stand-up.
		Oh, okay.
		My partner is, we've done the whole like a lot of time for reflection.
		Yeah, exactly.
		Exactly.
		And I am proud to say I used to be a giant shitbag, and now I am slightly less of a giant shitbag.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's personal growth.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's great.
		That is a bright spot.
		I think taking a little bit of time to recognize, you know, the, it's that thing they talk about.
		Like, you know, you don't really see gradual things as they're happening.
		But when you look back, it's like, oh, my God, this is, there's a lot of difference between a couple of years ago and now.
		For sure.
		Day to day, it might feel like, eh, nothing's really changing, but it does.
		You know, you got to take a take a step back every now and again.
		That's great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And not just that, but I would say in the past two years, I've grown and changed more than I have, you know, from 30 to 32 was a huge chasm, but from like 23 to 30, basically the same.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just a giant shitbag.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And what I would say about that is you're welcome.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to thank our fans more than you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sir, that's probably fair.
		Probably fair.
		Very nice people.
		Wonderful people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Brilliant people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, today we're going over April 27th and 28th, 2020.
		I'm Dan.
		This is 2020.
		That's Monday and Tuesday of this week.
		Oh, that's right.
		This was my other bright spot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The April 28th episode of Alex's show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Today's episode is a bright spot.
		Very rare.
		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we're not going to get to it until towards the end of this episode.
		But I promise you, unheard of levels of nonsense coming out of his mouth.
		I can't overhype this.
		It's one of the most silly, stupid fucking things I've ever heard in my life.
		And I'm so excited to hear you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm so excited.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And we will.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But before we get down to business on that, we've got to take a moment to say thank you to some of these wonderful people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
		And also, check in on the year of the seltzer.
		Wonderful.
		So, first, Paul, thank you so much.
		You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		My Paul.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Craig with a K. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, K-Reg.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Craig.
		Next, you know what I was thinking?
		That's what Craig would be if he was a villain in Donkey Kong Country.
		You know, King K-Rule.
		All of the bad guys start.
		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I got it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Reagan, who is nothing like her namesake.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Reagan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Never thought I'd say that in my life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Bad Wolf Y E G. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Bad Wolf Y E G.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That one I did expect to say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Strex.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified		Thanks Strex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Strex.
		Next, James.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, James.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Next, Finn.
		I like that name a lot.
		F-I-N-N.
		It's a good name.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Finn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Carrie.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Carrie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Carrie.
		And then finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
		And I got to say, generosity above even what I would classify in the technocrat category.
		We got to go Raptor Princess on this one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Straight up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I got to say, also, I probably would have maybe got to this on the last episode or maybe the episode before that, but I can't find the Raptor Princess sound.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You still can't find the drop?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's all over the place, and I can't find it.
		So, and thank you to this individual, this person, I've created a new Raptor Princess sound drop.
		So thank you so much, The Armor of Contempt.
		You are now a Raptor Princess.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Four stars.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll barbecue your ass.
unidentified		It's over for humanity.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're a beautiful soul.
		You're coming for your balls.
		Black piss all over your gun.
		Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies.
		All over the state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can you make it a practice of calling people pieces of garbage?
unidentified		When they are.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, the armor of contempt.
		We appreciate it.
		I wanted to try and mix it up with some of the side characters in the drop.
		So a lot of non-Alex voices there.
		I like it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Got a little scatological for a while.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I did notice that trend.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, when I'm digging from more recent clips, it seems like Alex is talking about piss and poo a lot more things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So thank you very much.
		If you're out there listening, you're thinking, hey, I enjoyed the show.
		I'd like to support with these gents, do you do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
		We would appreciate it.
		Or you can go and find a local charity in your area and help people in need.
		That would also be wonderful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We would appreciate either.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, now it's time to check in with the Year of the Seltzer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We are up to 19 Seltzers.
unidentified		We are ahead of schedule on the 500.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Where are you even finding this shit?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's an interesting question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm glad you brought it up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I walked into that one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That one's on me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, some people have raised a concern about how expensive this might end up getting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I want to make people feel a little bit more comfortable about that.
		For one thing, a couple of family members gave me Amazon gift cards for my birthday.
		Sure.
		And so a number of variety packs are available online on Amazon.
		So it's basically free.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do not use them on May 1st.
		Do not cross the picket line.
		Anyways.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Amazon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't cross the picket line on May 1st.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will not do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't do it on May 1st.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for giving me the heads up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are welcome.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The other thing is that there's a bunch of grocery stores here in Chicago and corner stores.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And a lot of them have Lucy's.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They have individual cans of seltzer that are often like between 60 cents or a dollar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so I've been able to find a ton of these that I've been drinking and are still in the fridge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't have to buy a 12-pack of them.
unidentified		Most of them, I don't necessarily want a 12-pack of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A Lemoncello.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I might buy another 1-point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You like the Lemoncello.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That one's fantastic.
		So this is not going to end up probably being too devastating.
		And I've been going to like, when I go to Jewel to go get some groceries, I go through every aisle.
		Go through every.
		You'd be surprised.
		There are beverages in more aisles than you think.
		That's one thing I've realized.
		All over the place.
		They hide beverages.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They hide them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So today, Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's our highlight for today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it can't all be good news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes you've got to give a low light.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got a low light, huh?
		Oh, no.
		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got to say, this week so far has been a marked disappointment about the brand Buy, BAI.
		Okay.
		They have a line of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, they're garbage.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, not all of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I had their watermelon lime and I gave it a 68.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, I mean, it's not like the line of them is trash.
		Sure.
		However, I did try the coconut lime.
unidentified		Gross.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
unidentified		Do not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		New lows for our rating system.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		16 out of 10.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, damn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If it's under 20, that means I didn't finish it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If it's under 10, that means I find it repulsive.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I wish it burned.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You pissed on it, if you will, in Alex's terms.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and I'm starting to realize that anything in like the 60s is going to be just like good, but who gives a shit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		70 is going to be, you know, 70 to 80, that range is going to be like, aha.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anything over 80, it's excellent, like excellent turtle.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will be, I am anxiously awaiting the day we get over 80 or over 90.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if it'll happen, but I'm ready for it to happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, well, all due respect to buy.
		I know you can do some good stuff, but that coconut lime was a disaster.
		And we'll see.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Coconut's a bad flavor.
		I'm going to take that stand.
		I'm going to take that stand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think anything that has coconut is going to.
		And I like coconut.
		I love a mound.
		Sometimes when I feel like a nut, I like an almond joy.
		I'm not one of these anti-coconut guys, but a man in a drink, terrible.
		Terrible.
		Yep.
		So anyway, this has been the year of the seltzer report.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So let's get down to business on this episode.
		We're starting here on the 27th, April 27th, Monday.
		It starts out with Alex having a pre-recorded message that he wants to send to the New World Order.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But here is my message to the New World Order.
		You got what it takes, huh?
		Fool, the big boys.
		I'm good.
		The other left sees me as Godzilla wrapped in Darth Vader.
		And that's because they believe their own propaganda.
		All I'm doing is exposing the horrible, assy things they're involved in.
		And so the devastation that that exposure causes them they'd attribute to me when they're the ones that committed these incredible crimes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And so now they tell me we're going to kill your ass or put you in prison.
		And they're trying right now.
		And I'm just like, okay, you'll still be losers.
		Led by the cripkeeper Nancy Pelosi and Hillary and all these other insane weirdos and Xi Jinping.
		And we're in martial law with all these force calculations with the evil elf, Bill Gates hopping around giving speeches about depopulation.
		And I'm supposed to trust him wanting to give me a vaccine.
		Okay, fine.
		You can destroy Alex Channels.
unidentified		But all you'll do is water the Tree of Liberty.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But that is what Thomas Jefferson said.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's got to be watered with the blood of patriots like Colonels William Barrett Travis.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Almost forgot his name.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can do two takes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The thing about watering trees with Patriot's blood is it just seems to create a harvest of blood for tyrants.
unidentified		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's why.
		In the final equation, I'm not worried because I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
		Opposing you.
		So for myself, the rest of humanity.
		To all you globalists, you're losers.
		You're going to fail.
		Humanity's awakening.
		And you're going to burn it out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have a feeling that might be his recorded last episode that he was talking about on our last episode.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't, like, because it feels like that's just like something to be played in perpetuity.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, to rile the troops.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my blood is on the tree of liberty.
		I'm a patriot.
		Now it's time to add the tyrant's blood.
		But apparently, I'm going to forget how that quote goes and just say that tyrants lap up the blood from the tree.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a harvest.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So I kind of feel like that's his salvo or whatever.
		I don't know.
		But otherwise, it's just like a weird shoot promo about nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can do two takes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can do two takes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, you can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you couldn't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex gets paid by the fucking hour.
		Or he doesn't get paid by the hour.
		Excuse me.
		He's getting in.
		He's getting out.
		So we get down to actual content, and Alex has a little bit of a narrative here.
		This runs throughout both of the days of his show, and it's just stupid.
		It's just a desperate attempt to try and make it look like Trump isn't an idiot.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It came out that Cedar Sinai, one of the most respected hospitals in the world, definitely in the top five, is doing light therapy and knocking out COVID-19, snaking tubes down into the lungs with fiber optics.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Their Twitter has been banned, and their YouTube has been banned.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Cedar Sinai's Twitter page is still up.
		I just checked it this morning.
		The same is true of their YouTube channel.
		I have no idea what he's talking about.
		But what I think it is, is there is some information that is true.
		It's probably being misrepresented by right-wing outlets.
		And those tweets maybe are getting blocked.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that's possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The ones where they take what Sinai did and then go, see, you can use UV late on the inside and inject it with, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the light therapy thing, that's where there is a little bit of truth, but it's also being super overblown by Alex because, like I said, he's trying to find anything he can to make Trump's comments look like something other than the babblings of an idiot.
		According to nurse.org, there's some research going on at Cedar Sinai that involves a technology called HELITE, which, quote, delivers intermittent ultraviolet A light through an endotracheal catheter.
		It's being studied as a potential treatment for viruses and bacteria, and it's showing some promise, but it's not at the point where it could be used on people, like Alex is suggesting.
		Quote, Helite is not yet approved by the FDA for use or approved as a COVID-19 treatment, and more studies on its use in humans will be needed before it can be verified as effective.
		Researchers there are working on this technology and they're following appropriate guidelines for that kind of thing.
		And it's worth noting that they've been working on this project since at least 2016.
		So it's not something that's being developed in response to the coronavirus.
		It's some research that's somewhere in the middle of the process, and we'll see where it goes from there.
		Alex wants you to think that they're getting banned from social media because that makes it appear that the globalists are totally losing control.
		They have to ban this totally legitimate, incredible hospital from social media because they're saying something that bucks the narrative.
		But none of that's real.
		It's all just bullshit.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I imagine their statement would have been had they been allowed to drop all the facts.
		It's just like, God, we wish we didn't have to deal with this.
		The president just said some bullshit we're researching.
		We're not.
		Why are you guys screaming at us?
		Don't use us for anything.
		We're just putting shit in mice.
		I don't know what to tell you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Leave us out of this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is going to lay it all out, man.
		He's going to get down to just the bare bottom.
		Yeah, he's going to lay it all out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that this?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if it's it.
unidentified		Oh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm just going to lay this out right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What is this?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It needs to be done.
		And I can explain to the viewers and listeners one of the reasons you see InfoWars demonized and attacked so much.
		And how we know President Trump's for real.
		And the fact that he's for real is one of his great strengths.
		That's also one of his weaknesses because he's not a swamp creature.
		So let me try to explain this from my own 100% documented spectrum right now.
		You know, I'll go to rebroadcast.
		You son of a bitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You son of a bitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Help us.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So incredibly obvious how the criminals have taken over and what they've launched and what they've done.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is pretty early in the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, I knew he wasn't going to get to it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Of course not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I knew he wasn't going to get to it, but the timing still got me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's still got the right timing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like a master.
		What's the opposite of an orator?
		The opposite of that.
		That's what he's a master of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God damn.
		So he does end up going to rebroadcast.
		But before that, he does drop one little piece of what I would call a narrative, just sort of rambling along through before he goes off air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just the magnitude of USA Today having to admit, okay, it's true.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now they make you read four pages until they get to the part.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Those bastards make four pages.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Fact check: hospitals get paid more patients listed as COVID-19 on ventilators.
		And then it says, Snopes says it's not true.
		Snopes and Media Matters are God, but they explain how it's reasonable for three more pages that, yes, they get way more money if somebody has COVID-19.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's really funny when Alex says they make you read four pages, like that's some kind of undue burden being put on his plate.
		He's supposed to be this deeply competent researcher.
		He's supposed to have read a thousand books about World War II.
		Four pages is nothing, particularly when there's nuance to the issue that takes a couple paragraphs to explain.
		I can say pretty comfortably that Alex did not read those four pages.
		The article on USA Today doesn't say that Snopes said that this point isn't true.
		The only two points Snopes is even mentioned are using Snopes as a citation because they reported that a meme about this issue was quote shared on social media in mid-April.
		And then later in the article, Snopes comes up again in this line: quote, Snopes investigated the claim, finding it's plausible Medicare pays in the range Jensen, the guy who was on Fox News talking about this, mentioned, but doesn't have a one-size-fits-all payment to hospitals for COVID-19 patients.
		So nowhere in the article does it say that Snopes said that this wasn't true.
		Alex is making that up because he wants to make it look like Snopes was lying in their fact check.
		This fact check is actually less detailed than others that I've read, but it does cover the important point, which is explaining the part of this conspiracy theory that is real.
		Hospitals do get paid more by Medicare for patients who are treated by COVID-19 for COVID-19.
		There's a 20% increase in payments that are dispensed by Medicare, which was established by the CARES Act, which Trump signed into law recently.
		So Trump did this.
		The reason for the 20% bump is that hospitals are seeing a massive drop in revenues right now as people who have other issues that might have sent them, you know, might have sent them to go get checked out.
		They're delaying being seen or they're just toughing it out due to the virus.
		The increase of 20% is meant to offset the decreases they're seeing in normal operating funds, not to line anyone's pockets.
		This is pretty clear in the USA Today article: quote: Hospitals and doctors do get paid more for Medicare patients to cover the cost of care and loss of business resulting from a shift of focus to treating COVID-19 cases.
		At the end of the end of the article, though.
		So Alex would have had to make it through four very difficult pages to get there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Can't expect him to put in that sort of effort.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Backbreaking labor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex then goes to rebroadcast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's funny to me because what he's saying there is they make you read four pages to get to this part is just basically saying like they make me ignore all the context that proves the part wrong that I want to lie about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it doesn't matter because he's only read the headline anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's just noted that there's length to this.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's just admitting that all that context is to explain why he's wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And so he can't ignore it.
		Yeah, exactly.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex goes to rebroadcast and he comes back and he's sort of rambling about how Trump listens to everybody and, you know, he's good.
		He's good.
		You give him the right intel and he's going to act.
unidentified		That's bad.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump didn't know that a Nobel Prize winner.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Arguably the top virologist in the world had the virus scanned and said, yes, it's completely manufactured in the lab.
		Trump didn't know that the top Indian university scanned it and said the same thing three months ago, two and a half months ago.
		It's 11 weeks ago.
		And it's not because smart people aren't around him.
		They're all scared.
		Because if you bring Trump real intel on who runs things, like General Flynn did, the former head of defense intelligence, a whole group of patriots ready to come in and fix the country.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Actual Americans, the military, who know what's going on and help put Trump in with the American people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The military helped put Trump in?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Coup?
unidentified		Is this?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are we okay with this?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		If we're going to put something up there about the Nobel laureate, just put in Nobel Prize winner for virology says COVID-19, 100% man-made.
		That's the article I want to put up if we do that.
		Now, I'm going to go to rebroadcast till next time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's not the crew's fault.
		They normally put up things.
		They just randomly search for what I'm saying.
		They throw stuff up.
		But today, they haven't understood that.
		That I've said, just stop with it.
		So we're going to go to rebroadcast.
		It's okay.
		I may not come back.
		I just can't do it anymore.
		This is too damn serious, folks.
		This is the end of the whole country, the end of everything, okay?
unidentified		This isn't a game.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		And I'm not just going to put this out half-ass and train wreck it, okay?
		Okay, I'll tell you what to air.
		I'll tell you, there's so many incredible reports we've been putting out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to half-ass it and train wreck this thing.
		I'm going to go off air again.
		The second time in like the first hour of the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
		Yeah.
		He blindsided me again.
		God damn it.
		How many times does he leave on this show?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You never expect him to leave multiple times, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're working.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he has a suggestion of broadcast, like a rebroadcast special report thing for them to play.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But unfortunately, the crew can't find it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who works there?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		All right.
		When you got that, let me know.
		And I may not be back today.
		It's not a big deal.
		These are two serious of times.
		Just give me yesterday's list so I can tell you which clip it is.
		Take it.
		Just we'll do this.
		We'll just do this.
		I'll tell you something else, Derek.
		It's fine.
		The report's so powerful, it says it all.
		Really air John Bound's report that just knocked us apart.
		Let's air that latest John Bown report about the New World Order plan to destroy America.
unidentified		All right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll see you guys.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are a globalist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'll see you guys.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
		Oh, man.
		That's, oh, boy.
		See you in hell, asshole.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Second time saying I might not be back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a guy who's committed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he's doing great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he leaves.
		He comes back.
		And, you know, he wants to talk to you about the stakes.
		And so it's basically like he's going to prison.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone advised the president, gave him good advice.
		He's facing prison.
		General Flynn advised the president, gave him good advice.
		He's facing prison.
		I gave the president good advice.
		I'm facing the same thing right now.
		Okay.
		It'll be out soon.
		That's how this works.
		And these people target you and they let you know and they operate with impunity, folks, because the government is so full of cowards and social climbers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I was wondering about this, and I don't know of any crimes that Alex has committed outside of him bragging about murdering people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I don't think that's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no statute of limitations.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, that's true.
		But I don't think that's true.
		I think he's bragging about something he didn't do because he was a monster.
		But I was starting to think about this.
		You know, he has this lingering case with the bankruptcy issue that his ex-wife is bringing.
		Sure.
		And who knows what's going to happen with that?
		But I started to think about it, and I realized that one of the things that she's doing is she's asking for a lot of documents in terms of discovery for the case.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And one of the things that I'm thinking might be what Alex is worried about is not necessarily losing that case and having to pay her off, but the idea that a lot of his internal financial documents will become public.
		So what if he's like hiding money somewhere?
		What if he is doing something criminal financially that's just you'd never know unless you see these documents?
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I don't know that to be the case.
		I don't know if that's true, but I'm just trying to think of like, what could he be worried about?
		I mean, it has to be something business related, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think what he should do is in the discovery, instead of sending any documents, he just gives them Rob Dew and just like, you ask him all the questions that you want to know the answers to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This guy knows everything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This guy has got it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got the receipts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that'd be a good stalling time.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I don't know.
		So, you know, Alex thinks he's going to prison soon, which I don't believe.
		I don't think that's true.
		But if it is, it's got to be something financial related.
		Like, I can't imagine anything else.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I don't believe he's murdered people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know of any other charges that are pending.
		I mean, he got the DUI.
		He's not going to prison for that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You don't think so?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, maybe there's something related to that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It could be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't think of anything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think it has to be something financial.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Either that or he's just making up the whole prison thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That could be true, too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because he wants to try and compare himself to Roger Stone and Flynn, which really are people he looks at as heroes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets to talking some more, and he's just not having a good day, man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me do this.
		I'm going to regroup because I was so loaded for Bear.
		We did a great job the first 30 minutes.
		Then I went sideways.
		We've been airing some incredible reports, though.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are you going to rebroadcast again?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The same report in the same hour.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But I might do it right now.
		This John Bowen report is as good as anything I've ever seen.
		It's so dead on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This John Bound report is so good.
		We're going to play it again.
		I got to get off the air.
		Fuck this.
		What is he?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he work there anymore?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what they called it back when I was in high school?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They called it senioritis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was thinking that on our last episode.
		I was like, that's what he's dealing with right now.
		He's like, I know I'm done.
		Yeah.
		And I just don't know why I'm running hard to the finish line.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Can I ask you a favor?
		Can you open those blinds up?
		I just saw some lightning.
		I think we got a thunderstorm going on right now.
		And I would like to be able to enjoy it a little bit as we record.
		It gives a nice mood.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is a little bit of a dark and stormy mood to Alex's circumstances.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I always like to enjoy a thunderstorm when you have one brewing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good thunderstorms.
unidentified		Great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is going to go to this John Bound report, getting off air for the third time in an hour.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's amazing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And just like, this dude cannot handle his business.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But just because he can't handle doing his job, that doesn't mean he can't sell food.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
		I mean, I am grieving every millisecond right now, and I've never been guilty I had children.
		Because I knew that, you know, it's double down on things, trust in God, and I do trust in God, but I just look at how many truly evil people there are, and it just blows my mind that our species is so turned over to destructive impulses.
		You got to DUI because I've got to worry about the future and keeping us here on air.
		Plus, we've got products you really need.
		If you don't get swearable food now, you're completely insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're nuts.
		Yeah, so I mean, like, pretty severe talk.
		And then these ads.
		And I got to say, I mean, like, the ads on this episode are just pretty fucking severe.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And so the fighting side of me wants to stay in place, stay on air, and fight this.
		And I don't think it's a lost cause yet, but I'm just here to tell you, I've never personally been making a lot of defensive measures.
		I am now.
		And having to really understand the long, dark winter is probably coming like I did for those babies that got chopped up in their weather's mothers.
		We would.
		It's just so damn sad that we had a chance to turn this around.
		We may just be so weak that all hell is going to break loose.
		And then the very criminals that launched it will be our saviors and then come hunt us down and inject us with bioweapons and laugh at us while we slowly die.
		But again, InfowarStore.com, get your storable food now while you still can.
		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's pretty severe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That teeth.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Mr. Clean had that one ad where he chopped up babies and he was like, this is the only way to clean up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Magic eraser.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's pretty extreme language being used in service of trying to sell food buckets.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Here's that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the other thing that runs throughout this episode is a very strong interest in presenting Trump as like really the man of the people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like he loves you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God, they just can't say for one second, guys, we fucked up on this one.
		Wow.
		We thought we could control him.
		We thought we could do what he needed to do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex can't because there's so much messianic stuff that he's attached to it.
		And so many times he talks about having visions about this and how he's a psychic and all this shit.
		Like he can't be wrong about this because if he's wrong about it, then all that stuff looks like total bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's too big to be wrong about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's too big to fail.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His narratives.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's going down with the ship.
		And, you know, that involves doing a lot of deer leader shit, talking about how like, you know, Trump, what he does.
		Like, this is, this is nonsensical.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because you see, the globalists are scared.
		Trump's really the president.
		So he gets briefings.
		He has a secret service going around the rallies with boxes of what people hand them.
		And he demands it on overseas flights, sometimes 15 hours to, say, Japan from D.C.
		And he just reads it, And they cannot stand it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Can't stand that Trump has the Secret Service go around and get letters from the commoners.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You at the rally made him read four pages, Dan.
		Are you kidding me?
		Four pages?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		By the way, it didn't make him read four pages.
unidentified		It suggested he read four pages.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but not Trump man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It only gets on 15 hours.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He gets on all these flights and he insists that the Secret Service bring him all the mail that they collect at the rallies and he just sits there and he reads them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, if he can read, I would be one.
		I think he would need to use reading glasses, and he can't do that.
		So I don't think he can read anymore.
		I genuinely kind of don't think he can.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to speculate on whether he can or not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to say he's unwilling to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, at the very least.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		But Trump, man, he reads.
		Not just on planes?
		Not just on planes?
		Is he reading your letters?
		Because, you know, like the whole joke with people is like, I wouldn't watch that, but I'd watch it on a plane.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, like, Trump's stuck on the plane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he reads your mail because he's fucking bored.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He needs an endorphin rush.
		Sure.
		It's not just on planes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump is like Superman.
		He's at the White House.
		He makes them bring him pallets of mail from the warehouse down the road.
		And they think he's insane.
		And he goes in at night and just reads it.
		And I mean, this guy's something special, folks.
		I am the knight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I am mailman.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump's had the secret service call me.
		Okay.
		I mean, it's not about me.
		Why do they want to kill me, folks?
		Because I represent you.
		I'm just like you.
		I've just got a bigger connection with the president.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is fucking awesome.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trump's had the Secret Service call me.
		Alex, excuse me.
		A secret service.
		Could you leave us alone?
		Please.
		Please stop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just leave us alone.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Calm it down, buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So Trump reads all your mail on plane rides, and then at night he's sitting there just reading mail and they think he's crazy.
		This guy's special.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is still crazy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a little much.
		So Alex comes back from the break and he starts talking about some Bible stuff.
		And we know that Alex is really big into religion, big into Christianity.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Interdimensional.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Although he does say something here that makes me think I don't know if he knows much about the Bible.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What did the book of Jose say?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		4-6.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry, what now?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		King James Version.
		My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge.
		Because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee.
		That thou shalt be no priest to me.
		Seeing thou hast forgotten the law of God, I will also forget thy children.
		So for me, it's not a power trip that the president has people listening to the show every day.
		A whole team of people.
		It's not a power trip that when he gets information from me, he particularly goes and looks it up.
		It's a responsibility.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That took a turn from the Bible verse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		So Bible, Jose.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to be a dick about this because honestly, Alex is close on the pronunciation.
		He said the book of Hosea, but it's the book of Hosea.
		I know that's close, but it's super far off for anyone who has any familiarity with the Bible.
		I don't believe that anyone who's read the Bible or has been involved in any church with any regularity would not know how to pronounce the name of the book, Hosea.
		It's just unbelievable to me that someone with any real history with the Bible would encounter that word and think it might be Hose.
		This, along with all the other things that Alex does, makes me suspect that his connection with the Bible might actually be superficial.
unidentified		Or maybe he appreciates Mexican people more than we thought.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I just don't think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's putting him in the Bible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he's completely unfamiliar with the actual Bible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Little things like that just keep coming up of like, what are you doing?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oral tradition is what will save us, Dan.
		Not the written Bible.
		God can change the written Bible, but he can't change our words.
unidentified		What?
unidentified		Something like that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I guess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Book of Jose, whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So earlier in the show, Alex is freaking out a little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You might have noticed that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I didn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He wasn't on the show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right before he wasn't on the show, he was on the show and was freaking out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't remember him being on the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to be honest with you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In his next clip, he kind of explains why he was freaking out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's because Trump relies on him for information.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I've never in 26 years on air not been able to go out and lay out what I know because there's just so much.
		It's like, where do you start?
		Well, you've got limited time.
		What do you say?
		I know the president probably only has time to watch five minutes of what I say a day that's boiled down.
		And if I say to message the president, they mark that down and give it to him.
		And it's not that I'm choking because I'm not even nervous.
		It's more like, my God, this is actually a real president surrounded by criminals and he has to get information from me.
		And then I just feel guilty that I haven't done a better job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You should.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, I mean, you're picking up what he's saying there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I kind of, if here's the way I'm interpreting that is more like much like the Bible, it is open to interpretation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is open to interpretation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the Constitution.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What I hear is if I say drink bleach and Trump says it, people are going to think I am influencing the president to say I drink bleach.
		Right.
		If I disagree with drinking bleach, I'm going to lose the support of all my wacko friends who would rather Trump drink bleach than anything else.
		So he's caught in a catch-22 of I don't want people to drink bleach, but somehow that's a controversial thing to say in my world right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's an interesting reading of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have a slightly different reading.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that is like, hey, I can't do my show because of the immense pressure because I know Trump is getting his information from me.
		And that's why I was freaking out earlier because I'm not doing a good enough job.
		Sure.
		Because I know that Trump has a team listening to my show.
		And whenever I say this is a message for the president, they cut it out and they give it to Trump.
		Yeah.
		This is the same thing with Steve Pieczenik thinking the newspaper's talking to him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, for sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, honestly, this is just cuckoos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cuckoo stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it would be if it weren't for the fact that Trump said, let's drink bleach.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex doesn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In which case, it does feel like that's more of a QAnon thing.
		No, no, no, totally.
		But that feels more like the TV is talking to you than it ever has before, I would imagine.
		Like, if the president is saying wacko shit like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you're a QAnon person, if you're like Jordan Sather, then yes.
		Yeah.
		Something like that.
		But with Alex, he's not really on that tip necessarily.
		I don't hear him push drinking bleach or the bleach people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he's resentful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because Alex hasn't even pretending that all Trump was saying is sunlight is good for you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's not even rebutting the part about injectable disinfectants.
		Sure, sure.
		So I don't know.
		Yeah.
		I think it's all just a rationalization for why he left the show three times earlier.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		As he said, the show went sideways.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not because he's too important.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That I will say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what he thinks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Definitively.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets real doomy in this next clip.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's just like, well, this is over.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not going to sit here and take it.
		So remember, I've got their plan.
		They hate it.
		I advise the president.
		They can't stop us.
		And long after I'm shoveled in my grave, you can save this on a memory stick.
		So when they're killing you, you can get this out.
		There's still time to stop them in the future.
		Only in the future.
		We lost this round.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		John Conner.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've lost this round.
		We can only stop them in the future.
		That's pretty much like, well, we're fucked.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come with me if you want to die.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In the short term.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In the short term.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll get it later.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Time travel and whatnot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		On the 27th, there isn't a lot of really good stuff going on.
		But trust me, it makes up for it in bucket fulls, food bucket fulls on the 28th.
		Okay.
		But this is really, there's really just like I was listening to this, and most of the time on the 27th, I was just thinking, you asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And this clip is one of the times that I had that response.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		President Trump is not an idiot, Siobant.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's an idiot.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He is a genius, Siobant.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But he does have Savant-like characteristics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He learns things very, very quickly.
		He takes in all information.
		But sometimes he seems disconnected from the general public because they're not at that level.
		A person who is highly knowledgeable about one subject, but knows little about anything else.
		So I would call him a full spectrum savant.
		But it looks like when you're talking to Trump that he's not listening to you.
		But that's not what he's doing.
		He's accessing his full subconscious mind.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump is probably the smartest person on the planet.
		Oh, my God.
		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is sad.
		This is.
		Wow.
		Look, when you say he did some dear leader type shit, I'm thinking he's doing some dear leader type shit.
		Not literally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump's probably the smartest person in the world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he's our God king.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what he said.
		I mean, he has infinite wisdom.
		He, you know, how like, you know, idiot savants, they know one thing.
		He is a savant, but like for everything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which why have words?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And when it and when it appears that he's rude, when he's being rude to people or maybe looks like he's not paying attention, it's just because he's so much smarter than the people around him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		It is not because he has the attention span of a mouse.
		It is because he is a genius.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was upsetting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was very upsetting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is so sad.
		I can't imagine listening to myself say something like that and then like surviving it.
		That's serial.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm dead.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So Alex has some breaking news that he wants to get to.
		And also, I don't know if you still have your bingo card, but we might find out that another movie is real.
		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Look at this little juicy that just broke.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't say it like that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I got a special report I'm about to play from the movie Contagion, where the bad guy warns everybody the vaccine's tainted and he sells supplements so he causes the earth to die.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And you see the lockdown cities and all the precursors and the conditioning.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So not only is contagion real, it's about Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cool.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's got this breaking news that's a juicy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I really didn't like him doing that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That really bummed me out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't like hearing about the new juicy?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That really bummed me up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, here's what the story is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		U.S. says will not take part in WHO drug trials vaccine initiative launch, which we know is going to have COVID-19 in it.
		Reuters, United States, after China already hit us with contaminated tests, will not take part in the launch of a global initiative on Friday to speed the development, production, and distribution of drugs and vaccines against COVID-19.
		A spokesperson for the U.S. mission in Geneva told Reuters.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is editorializing pretty heavily when he was appearing to be reading a quote.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that is no longer a piece of juicy, I will tell you that right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And also, the underlying story here is insanely bad news.
		Alex is presenting it as Trump being too smart to get caught up in this evil vaccine work.
		But in reality, what it demonstrates is a really scary level of isolation we're taking on.
		Also, this news didn't just break.
		The Guardian reported on this story on April 24th, three days before the episode Alex is doing, where he's calling this a breaking, juicy piece of news.
		What happened is that global leaders got together on a video call and, quote, pledged to accelerate cooperation on a coronavirus vaccine.
		But that's not all.
		It was also about sharing research.
		And as the Guardian reported, quote, the cooperation pledge made at a virtual meeting was designed to show that wealthy countries will not keep the results of research from developing countries.
		Because Trump has shown such outright hostility to the WHO, he couldn't take part in this meeting without giving an implied endorsement of them, which he's too much of a baby to do.
		And so the supposed leader of the free world, the head of the world's great superpower, turned his back on an international pledge to make sure the developing world is not left behind because they can't afford to pursue the level of medical research that we can.
		Fuck all this and fuck Alex for celebrating it.
		This is stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is, it is very much.
		Man, it's like he's turning America into the shithole that he thinks other people other places are in order to justify America being.
		I'm flabbergasted that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, it's hard to get your head around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't.
		I can't.
		There are no adults and we're all stupid.
		We're all just fucking stupid.
		It's tragic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very tragic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But if there's a saving grace, it's knowing that Alex's days on air are clearly numbered based on how frequently he keeps talking about how this shit's over.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		WHO, that's the scientific satanic eugenics dictatorship.
		Goes down to gates, eugenics groups, all of them.
		I mean, I personally talked to some very high-level people, and I told them all of this just days ago over the phone.
		Now, you can imagine what that do.
		Target right on me.
		But see, that's a two-way street, the target, the cross.
		I'm in God's hands now.
		I just want listeners to know that if I get obliterated very, very soon, it's okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very, very soon.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I didn't understand Trump didn't have any advisors telling him this.
		I never knew my real power was not even talking to the general public, which is a big one.
		When I actually tried to communicate with the president, it was like the ship's going kind of like this.
		I was telling the crew, like, is this like the running man?
		Or not the running man?
		Is this like, what's that movie?
		Total recall, where you plug into the matrix and you're saving Mars, but really, it's all hallucination.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cool, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so the end is very, very soon if I get obliterated.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Three breasts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Huh?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Total recall.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, I forgot.
		So we have one last clip from the 27th.
		And I think that this is real.
		Also, he interviewed Lord Mockton, but I don't give a shit.
		You don't give a fuck.
		So this is like, this is a real, real problem for Alex.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me tell you, you better choose a side, folks.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're with the Shotcoms or you're with the Anglo-American establishment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whoa!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We've reached right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that little line indicates to me a complete lack of awareness in Alex of his own worldview.
		He doesn't know what he's saying.
		What he wants to say is that you're either with China or you're with his weird white supremacist patriot buddies, but he's using language that has a very specific and very different meaning in the world of his conspiracies.
		When Alex says Anglo-American establishment, he's not talking about the West.
		He cannot be because the foundation of his narratives about the globalists largely rest upon the foundation of misrepresentations of Carol Quigley's writing.
		Alex pretends that he's read Quigley's book, Tragedy and Hope, and in that book, Quigley admits that there's a group of people who operate in secret to control the world.
		These are the roundtable groups who control the Council on Foreign Relations, the Royal Institute of International Affairs, and countless other bodies.
		This group was set up by Cecil Rhodes and Alfred Milner, and Quigley very clearly refers to the collection of these groups as the Anglo-American Establishment.
		That's literally the name of Quigley's previous book about Rhodes and the influence he's had over the years.
		I've heard Alex use that term in relation to Quigley many times.
		It's shorthand for the proto-globalists in the sphere of the InfoWars conspiracy.
		So I refuse to believe that Alex would ever use that expression to denote something positive in opposition to the Chinese because it literally means globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are either with the people I hate or you're with the people I hate.
		And I'm on the side of somebody.
		I don't know anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This isn't something that you could possibly slip up and say unless you have no idea what you're talking about.
		You speak mostly randomly, and you don't have a good handle on your source material.
		This would literally be like me saying you can either support Satan or you can support the InfoWar.
		That's the situation we're in.
		I don't believe that this is a slip-up on Alex's part.
		I think it's an indication that he really doesn't know what Anglo-American establishment means.
		I think he was grasping for words, and he remembered that he said those particular words before, and it sounded good.
		Unfortunately, he happened to accidentally suggest that siding with the globalists is a good idea because he doesn't know anything.
		He doesn't mean anything.
		He's just talking shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's fairly easy to say that if he doesn't mean Anglo-American establishment in the way that even his conspiracies suggest, what he really meant is you're either with white people or you're with Chinese people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, more or less.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like I said, that is the, that's what he's pulling towards.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that term means something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's a problem.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we start the 28th, and holy shit, I cannot wait to get to the fun on this episode.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we start where Alex starts, and that's him talking about how the end is near for sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And we're not dead yet.
		In fact, we're stronger than ever hitting the final stretch.
		Now to complete the operation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now to complete the operation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're in the final stretch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just say the day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just fucking say next.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he might not know exactly when he plans to shut things down, but I can't.
		You know, like a lot of people, and I'll be honest.
		There's a chance that this is all just theatrics.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's so consistent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's too real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's been going on for a while now, and it just feels more real than other times he's done these modeling performances.
		I don't know.
		I don't know.
		We could be talking about him in a year and look back on this and feel like idiots that we were like, oh man, he's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will not feel like an idiot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He should feel like an idiot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is his fault, not mine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And one of the reasons that I take this more real than like other times that he said, we'll be gone, we're done.
		I actually don't think there are that many times he's been that blunt about it.
		But one of the reasons that I take it as more real is his affect is so fucking flat lately.
		Like he's just real slow and like fuck.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of long pauses.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, the long pauses are not too uncommon, but like he's just no energy, just fucking ugh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're seeing the full force of the new world order.
		Marxist and Leninist system to shut off an economy, bankrupt the people, shut down the farms, and complete our journey to slavery.
		But through this process, we will yet again discover the spirit of Americana, the Renaissance in 1776, which shall set us free.
		I am Zenned out.
		I am focused today.
		I have really cogitated on what needs to be done, and I am ready to deliver you the next level of the transmission.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He sounds like he's on a tranquilizer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't sound focused.
unidentified		And I'm ready to send you on the next mission.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He sounds sedated.
unidentified		Should you choose to accept the mission, impossible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's no life behind that.
		There's no vigor.
		And that's fairly regular these days, which is one of the reasons why I take it more like, yeah, this is not going to last.
		Because generally, when you want to rile people up to your cause or whatever, you don't come in with like, oh, fuck it.
		But that's the vibe he's giving off.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's giving off a real Biden vibe right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex talks about how he's going to take calls, and he also talks about, like, I don't ever get to the news.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right, let me just do this.
		Let me give the number up because I really want to have more calls on the show and I want to get it upfront.
		I want to take calls within the first hour, most days, at least.
		But I tend to not get to a lot of news these days because there's just so much.
		It's so insane.
		Like, you can't do justice to each piece of this.
		And so why even get to it?
		In fact, I've got hundreds of news stories and dozens of incredible video clips.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the mentality that says there's so much news, so why get to any of it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can't do everything, so why do anything, Deb?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's incredibly dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not how you get things done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because if you have, let's say, five stories that are all big, it's better to focus on one and do it well than just say, fuck it, I can't get to all five of these.
		Yep.
		It's a ludicrous strategy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not uncommon to find yourself thinking something along those lines for a little bit, but it seems like he's been doing that his entire career.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that's a good process.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a dark moment that you can have, but when you want to get back to business and you get down to focus on one thing, get it done.
		Focus on actionable items and then move through them, move forward.
		That's how you maximize your productivity.
		Don't worry about the five.
		Look at the one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do one thing with your whole ass, not two things with half.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Downhope wisdom.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which Alex should be into because he likes folksy nonsense.
		So Alex in this next clip talks about how his team, come on, man.
		They're the good guys.
unidentified		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The sides are so clear-cut here, folks.
		We're the good guys, and everybody knows it.
		I mean, the enemy can barely even talk or operate.
		You can't shut me up.
		You can't shut you up.
		Our track record is just solid platinum because we're real, folks.
		I mean, we're the real deal.
		And you're the real deal.
		And that's why your prayers are paramount.
		And then you're spreading the word is penultimate.
		And then you've got the trifecta there, but beneath that is a financial support.
		But you pray.
		Number one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You spread the word.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's number two.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Penultimate.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then that little added magic is the money.
		And I never even wanted money until they tried to shut me down 15 years ago.
		And I said, God, literally, God said to me, I'm not getting like, you need to stop being ashamed.
		You need to build an operation that's huge.
		You need to fight them on every front.
		And you need to be prosperous.
		And you need to do that.
		And I did it.
		And you did it.
		And here we are today.
		And so now when you buy a product at fourth4.com, you're not just getting a great product.
		You are putting money into the second American Revolution worldwide and you've seen it pay off.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, so God told him to chase money.
unidentified		Alex, is I your deity?
unidentified		I command you to get that paper.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex, this is God.
		Scare people and then sell them gold in a manipulative way.
		It's the only way to stop the demons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, it's me, God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You need to scam people more.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Alex, have you considered super male vitality?
		Make men feel like they're weak and then sell them pills to solve their problems.
unidentified		Alex, water filters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The end.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why didn't I make better water?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I like that.
		I really do enjoy that.
		I don't think, I don't know, I don't know what God loves and what God doesn't, but I just have a sense that they wouldn't be so thrilled with that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God's more a bone broth guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's my theory.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this next clip is where I started to get the sense that we're in trouble.
		We're in big trouble.
		This was where I was just like, uh-oh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does it go sideways?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't even know.
		That's an understatement.
		It goes ass over tea kettle.
		Is that an expression?
		Is that a folksy expression?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think so, but I'm fine with it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to go to that level yet unless we can't turn this around.
		If you have nothing left to lose, one human could go out and take out 15 5G towers and surveillance grids before you get killed by the drones.
		Even though they have a drone on every block.
		And once other humans, see other humans do something, stampedes don't just go in the direction of slavery.
		Stampedes go instead of like running around cowering and pissing on ourselves.
		Everybody gets fired up and gets their weapons, and then we're unstoppable.
		And I'm telling the New World Order, that's all you're summoning.
		I can die.
		Oh, I can feel it.
		And technology is not a bad thing.
		Like, fire is not a bad thing.
		Fire to light your hearth and cook some food.
unidentified		I'm listening.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you want to put me on that fire?
		You think I'm on the spit?
		I got an idea.
		I'm going to use that fire on your ass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Great analogy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You want to take my guns and tell me I'm a slave?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll use a knife and take your guns.
unidentified		And I'll literally bring a knife to a gunfight?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You want to burn, baby, burn?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		These damn robots are going to burn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, we're not at that point yet, but I want you to intergenerationally understand the power you have as a weapon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm listening.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You got power to take care of your babies and grow crops, be a good person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a weapon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or is it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But you've got the sacred right to defend yourself and to kill when other people are trying to kill your ass.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You understand that?
unidentified		You understand me?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You need to find your spirit and stop giving in to these devil worshipers while they're trying to enslave you and your family and take everything you've got and everything you ever are and all your children.
unidentified		Oh boy.
unidentified		And you need to let them know that you will defeat them one way or another.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And it's that spirit that's going to prevail.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But you got to find that spirit and just have it there and know that it's something that's going to empower you to work hard and be good and not get in a fight with your wife or your husband and to carry out the trash and to trim the trees and to work cards that makes you strong.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was a bad husband.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was a bad husband.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know these technocrats are up there trying to screw you over.
		But just by you making it a human future and just by you living a good life, as the French say, the best revenge is living well.
		You're kicking their ass, these blue-blood scumbags that are so unhappy, they project their hatred of themselves onto us and we reject their hate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that was where I was like, we're in trouble.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is a complicated psychodrama that just played out right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That went all over the place.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was everywhere.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not yet time to kill, but I'll burn your ass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It starts out with, I could be the Unabomber.
		It goes through to, I was a bad husband and father.
		It continues on to, yeah, maybe I am projecting my hate onto you by telling you that you're projecting your hate onto me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There are some layers to it.
		I think that there's some interesting pieces too with the like him saying at the beginning there, he's saying, like, when you have nothing left to lose, one person could take out five of these towers or 15 of these towers.
		Sure, five.
		So, you know, the idea of having nothing left to lose is important to hold on to.
		Sure.
		Because I think that that's the mode that Alex is definitely in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've lost this round.
		There's nothing left to lose.
		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have nothing left to lose and I am on murder street.
		Right.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that gives that vibe.
		And then the like yelling about murder.
		Love it.
unidentified		Murder.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's in self-defense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		I think that it's fine.
		I don't know.
		Like, you know, if someone's going to kill you, it's not, I don't think it's morally wrong to kill them.
		Use lethal force.
		Someone's going to kill you.
		Sure.
		Now, is getting a vaccine the same thing as someone rushing you with a gun or a knife?
		I don't think so.
		You know, I would say that Alex's definition of what requires lethal force in self-defense might be a little bit off.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is the problem with the intolerant left in this country, Dan.
		Fox.
		You're always out here like, oh, don't kill people because of vaccines.
		It's part of what I believe.
		And then First Amendment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then he goes from the yelling about killing and burning these robots into chores.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand what's going on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that's a good thing.
		That's where I was like, we're not safe.
		We're not safe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, this is not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		So he ends up going to break a little bit after that, and he comes back.
		I think the crew knew they needed to chill him out a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get him off the air, tackle him, and send him somewhere.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They really should.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is incitement.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dude, this goes to places you could never imagine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This goes so badly.
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anybody should have stopped him at any point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Someone really should have hit the big button that says off air or whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The big red button.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I think their first attempt to try and get Alex into a better headspace is playing You Belong to the City.
		Sure, sure.
		Because that tends to mellow him out.
		And he has a knee-jerk reaction.
		Every single time they play this, he gives a speech over it.
		So he does, but it's very cookie-cutter.
		It's very by the numbers.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You can feel it.
		You can taste it.
		You can see it.
unidentified		You can face it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You can hear it now.
		Oh, yes, you can.
		We're getting so near.
		Your life, your children's lives.
		Everything you got.
		And it's not because you want to lose them or lose your own life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're a slave.
		All of our peoples have been slaves before.
		And we dream of being free.
		And America, for all its sins, was that promise, that dream that for so many was realized.
		And so it created incredible wealth and power.
		And then evil came here to try to take that power over and try to subvert it.
		And all they had to do was embrace it and love humanity and love competition.
		And then what?
		The animating contest.
		All right.
		I want to go to your phone calls.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quick, quick fact check on America being the dream of freedom.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of slavery.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't remember that part.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		For some people, not such a great dream of freedom, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, we had that war for states' rights.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Remember that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has told us it's to give black people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is on board too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he wants to take some calls, but he also wants to tell you about how he's not scared.
		He's like Bone Crusher.
		He's never scared.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Imagine telling the president or his advisors the stuff I say on her.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Can you imagine when I've delivered the president packets of info with all the proof?
		Talk about that's pretty cool, isn't it?
		Nope.
		But what does that say?
		It says we're so incredibly weak.
		It takes some crazy dude from Texas to do it because everybody else is too scared.
		I'm scared to not do it.
		I mean, let these crazy people run everything.
		I mean, I'm doing this.
		I'm scared.
		I'm not doing this because I'm on some power trip or I'm doing some, you know, measuring contest of how long my telewhacker is.
		I'm doing this because I'm scared of these people.
		I just don't get rolling over to evil like that.
		Makes you safe.
		Oh, the big bad wolf just came to my house and ate half my family.
		But if I pet him, he'll eat me last.
		You know what?
		I'm going to kill the big bad wolf.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was not the moral of that story.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We grovel.
		Because if the big bad wolf knew he came in our house, we were going to attack him.
		He'd run.
		But instead, when the big bad wolf comes in, I used to watch when I was a kid, like Friday the 13th.
		And I was wondering why the people run through the woods and they see Jason.
		They fall down and crawl and scream at him, kill him.
		I thought, that's ridiculous.
		I would fight.
		See, I was following my instincts.
		But I learned later: no, the average man or woman would actually fall down to some guy with a machete instead of getting a rock or a stick and killing their ass, or at least fighting.
		And I thought, well, everybody's going to like get a rock or a stick or fight this guy.
		Some dude pulls a machete on me.
		I'm going to pick this table up and smash over the head.
		I'm not some badass.
		I'll just kill your ass.
		I mean, I don't understand this, but see, everybody getting a leader, folks.
		Most everybody else goes fucking the movies.
unidentified		I'm going to kill me.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Please go.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And that's why they get their ass killed.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So all I'm telling America and the world is this: stop laying down.
		Stop kissing ass.
		Good people work with them.
		Work together.
		That's a great thing.
		But don't let them twist that instinct to lay down a tyranny.
		Your phone calls are coming up.
		I'll say this.
		I need money to fight these wars.
		And you're the wind in my sales.
		We got products you need, food back in stock.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck, man?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Woof.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Not scared.
		Long thing about fighting back against horror movie monsters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come out, come out, or I'll blow your house down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And the first little piggy shot him to death from his doorway.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he had a barrett.
unidentified		I'll build my house out of whatever the fuck I want.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex goes out to break there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When he comes back, this is where it all falls apart.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was keeping it together.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Comparatively.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Comparatively.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was totally silly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And normally, we're going to pull it out.
		Normally, maybe I would spend more time on that, but I can't.
		Because Alex completely loses his shit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Restaurants I've gone to since I was a baby.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bluebell.
unidentified		Those old ladies, poor old ladies.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Why is Trump being all confident?
		Because he knows if he isn't confident, we'll go into total depression.
		I'm talking about nothing at the store.
		We're like, I don't want to say this, folks, but I got to be honest with you.
		It's about a 60% chance we go into total collapse.
		And I mean, power going off sometimes.
		I mean, baby starving to death.
		I mean, you ain't getting your medicine.
		I mean, it's done.
		And there's one thing I want to say.
		And I'm not a vindictive person, but I'm not taking the blame.
		And America shouldn't take the blame.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why would anyone blame Alex?
		Why is his first thought to be like, all right, there's a 60% chance that this whole thing's going down?
		And guess what?
		Not my fault.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably because somewhere along the line, he realizes that it's all of the things that he championed that are going to make the collapse happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think on some subconscious level, he might have a feeling about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's like, oh, maybe whenever everybody does the stuff that I want to do, as we've seen over the past three years, we're all going to die.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there might be some part of his brain that's unaccessible to his conscious brain that is screaming that at him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let me out.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So 60% chance of total collapse.
		We get some more numbers in this next clip.
		And then Alex makes a confession that will rock the ages.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is something Hard focus.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay, all right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This changes everything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll go to your calls.
		Let me, you know, let's just go to your calls.
		I'll say it next segment.
		But you understand it's not just rhetoric.
		When I tell you about the depression, you can go look this up yourself.
		90% of people lived in the country.
		About half of those were self-sufficient.
		That's 45% of people were totally self-sufficient.
		Today it's 5%.
		We have a collapse.
		Here's why I felt so sick.
		I'll admit it.
		I will eat my neighbors.
		I'm not letting my kids die.
		I'm just going to be honest.
		My superpowers being honest.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex will eat his neighbors.
unidentified		When things go bad, he will eat his neighbors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Someone needs to send this broadcast to them quickly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get out now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get this to the neighborhood watch.
unidentified		One of those neighborhood apps where people talk to each other.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If there's one thing that Alex shouldn't be concerned about, it's fucking food.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He said he stocked his doomsday punker with tons of food.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but protein isn't meat.
		Damn.
		Protein isn't meat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He shouldn't have any sort of feeling of like, I'm going to eat my neighbors.
		Because his number one sponsor is a survival food company.
		Right.
unidentified		He keeps talking about how he's ordered more and more food from them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He should be sacked on food.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No need to cannibal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's had his eye on Chuck for a long time.
		It's time.
		It's just time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kind of makes you think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just time to get it done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
		So fucked up.
		I'll just be honest with you.
		I'll eat my neighbors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for being honest.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, also, Alex is making up numbers about the Great Depression again.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		According to the Library of Congress, by 1900, the year 1900, 30% of the U.S. population had migrated to cities and were living in areas you could call urban centers.
		I don't know if Alex expects people to believe that between 1900 and 1929, approximately two-thirds of the urban population relocated back to rural areas, but either way, he's just talking shit.
		According to 2018 data from Pew Social Trends, a majority of the U.S. population lives in areas that would be qualified as suburban at this point.
		Rural population is approximately 14% at that point, and urban comes in around 31%.
		According to Pew, one of the primary drivers of the higher level of population in urban areas is immigration.
		Most of the time, people who come to this country from another country aren't doing so to settle in rural Montana.
		Most of the time, they'll gravitate towards locations with the most job opportunities or places with at least some semblance of community that they can connect with, like people who share their country of origin or religious practices.
		Those things are not as likely to be found in rural areas as compared to urban ones.
		There are other variables, but this is one big driver of urban and suburban population growth that's not shared by rural areas.
		Anyway, Alex is just making things up about urban and rural areas as well as about the Great Depression.
		But good to know that he would eat his neighbors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'll tell you, my small town growing up did not have a Korea town.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I don't think, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And people like to, and part of larger assimilation is also the entry, entry ability.
		Of course.
		And a lot of that is having people who have some sort of a shared identity with you.
		It makes it so much easier.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so that's one of the big drivers of like you see larger growth in urban and suburban areas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, I don't really care.
		Alex is stupid.
		But I thought maybe he was just saying, like, I'd eat my neighbors, and it was a throwaway thing.
		Nope, we're going to go on a long pretty serious about wanting to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he have a plan?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		My superpowers being honest, I've extrapolated this out.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I didn't have to for a few years because I got food and stuff.
		But I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going, am I ready to hang them up and gut them and scan them and chop them up?
		And you know what?
		I'm ready.
		My daughters aren't starving to death.
		I'll eat my neighbors.
		See, my superpower is being honest.
		I'll eat your ass.
		I will.
		Combat model.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		2020 is the year of eating ass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The point is, is have you thought about that yet?
		Because I'm somebody that thought I could fix this, and I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors.
		Size it up, my neighbor.
		I'm going to haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up.
		I'll do it.
		My children aren't going hungry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Rob Dew should have tackled him long ago at this point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dad, this is really stringy.
		You said you found this in the forest.
		Dad, Dad, is this Chuck?
		Is this Chuck?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, technically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Your superpower is being honest.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jack's Chuck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Chuck the neighbor, not Ground Chuck.
		Well, it is Ground Chuck.
		We're playing me who's on first tier.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I know we've heard Alex talk a lot in the past about how after 15 days of no food, we all become cannibals, but I don't think I've ever heard him discuss his willingness, or dare I say, enthusiasm, to eat his neighbors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fantastical enthusiasm.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It made me wonder, so I decided to look into cannibalism a little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I found two interesting bits of research on the subject that I think Alex should consider.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The first came from a 2017 article in Time about research done by James Cole, a senior lecturer in anthropology at the University of Brighton.
		Cole published a study in Nature that looked at the caloric content of a human body, like all the edible parts.
		And he came to the conclusion that it seems unlikely that most of the historical instances of cannibalism were driven by a need for food, except in cases like the Donner Party.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Part of the reason for this is that, as Cole put it, quote, the mental and physical effort to hunt a hominin would presumably be much greater given the hominin's ability to fight, run, and think their way out of the hunt.
		What he's getting at is that compared to most any other source of food, the calories you would expend to eat a person would almost not be worth it from a nutritional perspective.
		It's a bad strategy unless you literally have no other option.
		And even then, you probably do have a better option you haven't considered, like various wild plants.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So what you're saying is that he has come to the scientific conclusion that man is the most dangerous game.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or the most calorie-intensive game.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you'd be like most of the time, like any kind of cannibalism was more ritualistic than that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, or somebody's already dead.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Conceivably, yeah.
		The second article I found was pretty interesting.
		It was in The Sun, discussing a recent study published in the Journal of Forensic Science.
		Researchers profiled five cases of people who practiced cannibalism and found that they had some interesting commonalities.
		Essentially, what they found was the people who ended up eating other people are pretty consistently either severely schizophrenic or they're survivors of intensely dysfunctional childhoods.
		In the case of two case studies, quote, feelings of humiliation seemed to be the trigger, and both patients assaulted their victims at a time when they suffered a loss of self-esteem.
		Granted, Alex isn't actually eating anyone right now, but he's talking about being cool with doing so right at a point when he seems to be suffering a bit of a loss of self-esteem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I do.
		It's weird.
		I do think he's being serious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I found that thread to be troubling.
		From the Sun article, quote, in the cases of cannibalism in patients who suffered from schizophrenia, the researchers found there was a history of emotional friction and hostility in their parent-child relationships.
		The academics concluded the schizophrenic ones performed cannibalism as a very extreme reaction of self-defense to a threat of destruction, physical or psychological.
		While for the ones with a personality disorder, cannibalism boosted their self-esteem and relieved tension.
		Quote, ego and narcissism are the central issue with a desire to overcome deep-rooted frustrations by means of an extraordinary act.
		It kind of sounds like if you take, if you just replace actually eating people and talking about eating people, it seems like that describes what Alex is looking for.
		He's looking to overcome deep-rooted frustration.
		He feels this seems like an extreme reaction of self-defense to a threat of destruction, physical or psychological.
		I would assume he has some hostility in his parent-child relationship.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you think?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, you know, so what does all this mean?
		I don't know.
		Maybe nothing.
		Or maybe I totally believe it when Alex says that he'd be fine eating people.
		One of the two.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is one of the few times where I'm really bummed out that your research is pretty good because I was really hoping that this was kind of a tough talk kind of situation, but now that he fits the profile, I don't like that at all.
		No, I don't like that at all.
		And to be clear.
		In the third season of Mandunter, it's about Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He would say that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Everything is about him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To be clear, I don't think Alex is going to eat anybody, but I think the mental state that he's presenting does seem to follow at least some of the superficial characteristics in these studies, which is not great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In some ways, just being like, I wouldn't even say I would eat a person unless I was being very obviously funny about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't say it's not.
		And I wouldn't do it, probably.
		And maybe that's just because I'm a picky eater.
		You know, I hated that coconut lime.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You don't like eating things off of bones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I see.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That really bums you out.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be way worse if there was a femur.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, definitely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I probably wouldn't have looked into that stuff if it wasn't like he talks about it for a long time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Really?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I will eat your ass.
		That's why I want the globalists to know.
		I will eat your ass first.
		You're not.
		We're going to dig you out of those bunkers.
		We're going to dig you out of those holes.
		You make us eat them.
		Let me tell you something right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll get in there.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		God, it's the last thing I do.
		I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
		And you know, that's why you're bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I'm going to eat your ass.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You should have thought about that when you turned down Christ a long time ago.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Apparently, Alex is going to eat the globalists because they didn't accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I remember that.
		I remember the letter to the Thessalonians.
		I do remember that, where he was like, look, you guys don't accept Christ.
		We're going to eat your ass.
		That's just the rule.
		That's just the rule.
		Jesus told me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is so weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Turn your ass's other cheek so I can eat it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard on this show.
		A protracted rant about how it starts with, I'm going to eat my neighbors in order to keep my children alive.
		I'm going to dig out the globalists and I'm going to eat them first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, this, I'm going to be honest, this is starting to sound less about sustenance.
		I'm going to be straight with you, Dan.
		I think this isn't about food.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he's got food.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I got to, I don't, like, I understand he's being like a showman and being over the top and what have you, but I also don't think he's joking.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Do you think Christ would eat somebody?
		He would never do that.
		I will.
		My daughter's starved to death.
		You say that was a metaphysical hypothetical, but it's really not.
		And let's just get past the jokes here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, let's get past them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I want.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sanctuary and government study from South Africa, the United States, to Jeremy, to Russia, to Japan, to South America.
		Shows about seven days, almost everyone commits murder for food.
		Within 14 days, almost everyone resorts to cannibalism or commits suicide.
		Now, I would commit suicide before I did that, but what?
		Are my weak place.
		I'll barbecue your ass flat.
		I will eat you.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I, I, I, that.
		That nice little sting right at the end.
		That little sting.
		I'm just like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will eat you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will eat you.
		Let's get past the jokes.
		I want you to know I will barbecue your ass.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Flat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will eat you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So ridiculous.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So also, people who have gone on hunger strikes have gone without food for much longer than 14 days.
		Alex is making that up because he's stupid and he wants to justify his fantasies about eating his enemies, which is an interesting new low for him.
		I got to say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Has he never seen the show Naked and Afraid?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're out there for two or three weeks every time, and they never resort to cannibalism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a good counterexample.
		I'd be interested to see his source on this 14-day cannibalism thing.
		And him just rattling off countries and saying the word actuary isn't going to do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sounds like a great diet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		14-day cannibalism.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a dumb-dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's not done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course not.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So all you spirit cookers act all tough all day.
		How you're doing your little satanic rituals and drinking blood and stuff.
		I'll drink your blood.
		You understand that?
		I will hang your ass up and cut you into cutlets like a filet mignon and grill your ass before I watch my daughters starve to death.
		See, now you took society and civilization as if it was some joke you could piss on all day.
		Didn't you understand?
		You unleash the animal.
		You unleash the beast, and you're not the beast.
		I don't claim I'm the most tough guy around, but compared to you, compared to you, I'm Godzilla on steroids.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he work out?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But just for the courts and everything, I'm joking around here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to eat anybody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not how it works.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, legally speaking, I'm not going to eat anybody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		According to the letter of the law, I do have to tell you, I will not eat somebody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Parentheses, will totally eat somebody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've been talking about how thrilled I am to eat people for about 15 minutes now, but for the courts, ha That is the eating people version of if I did it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Here's how I would.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So now, Alex is presenting this in like a really cowardly way, even in this stupid hypothetical, because he's saying, like, I would only do this to feed my children.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which also raises the question for me: you're going to make your kids be cannibals?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so you discuss it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And if they don't eat people, I'm going to eat them too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he discusses his plan to feed people to his children in this next one.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because, like I said, if it came down to me alone, I'd starve to death before I did it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, my babies come into the equation.
		I will cook your ass up so fast.
		And I'll tell them, oh, I killed a cow out back, baby.
		Here it is, because my babies ain't going to die for your crap.
		Your failure.
		I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob.
		I'm ready.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
		God, I say that in bed all the time.
		I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob, baby.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Different, different tone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is a little different tone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is a little different tone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't imagine, like, I don't know.
		I mean, it's such a, it's such a shame that things from his show can't be used in court.
		No.
		Because, like, I can't imagine how easily you could win custody if you just played a tape of, I will feed them people and tell my children it's beef.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Your honor, uh, he promised to lie to his children and make them eat people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Uh, and he was not joking.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He said he wasn't joking.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He said he wasn't joking for the courts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Legally, for the Courts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Courtsy did say it's all jokes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Your Honor, I would like you to strike that from the record, seeing as how it's obviously bullshit.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We've been eating out of these food buckets for three years now, and suddenly you just say you found a cow in the backyard?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We don't have a stroke of luck.
unidentified		What a stroke of a stray cow just wandering in the backyard.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Was it Brandon?
		No.
		Also, it was Brandon Chunk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If he has two years' worth of food or whatever, the only people who are going to be left after that point are also going to be pretty hardcore survivors at that point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's not going to be able to find easy pickings to eat.
unidentified		Get out of here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's keeping his neighbor in the freezer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's prepared.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's ready and waiting for this day.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I could see that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That actually, now I'm sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So a little bit earlier, he touched on this theme of like the globalists and the spirit cookers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like they took society as like a joke, but really what was going on was real men were restraining themselves because they knew the monsters that lived inside.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You want to worship Satan?
		Well, guess what?
		You're about to meet something worse, you dumb sacks of crap.
		You've been pissing on civilization your whole life, not knowing it's men held it up.
		It was savages held it up because we knew how bad we were.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Savages held up civilization.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But now you demand we pull the fist out and just shove it into your teeth.
		So good.
		Before I'll sit there and live off starving Latin Americans and Africans.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll eat one of these globalists, I'm suspect.
		Oh, I'm a performance artist, like they say.
		Alex Jones is real.
		Everybody knows.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They'll know.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're coming straight ahead.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
		Next week, I will be taking a computer chip out of a homeless man and then eating him.
		You think I'm not real?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, what a segment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What an embarrassing fucking segment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is legendary.
		That is.
		That is the stuff of legend.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, good, good call on his part a couple times calling out like, haha, no one takes me seriously.
		Sure.
		But also, boo, because he also throughout says, I'm not joking.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to eat you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very much not joking.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wild.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in the case of a collapse, avoid Alex.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good call.
unidentified		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good call.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you have like a little community, like some self-sustaining community mutual aid kind of situation, don't let him in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's going to eat you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is every movie where the post-apocalyptic movie.
		We got the band of good people going in there and then they see that nice little house.
		Alex's little house in the country.
		He's got his family in there and they're like, oh, we've got plenty of food to share with you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, they got a giant black pot in the background stirring carrots and shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that was fucked up, but kind of funny.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Pretty funny.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Pretty fucking funny.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not indicative of a great headspace, perhaps.
		I would say, like I described it, kind of a new low for him.
		Talk it.
		Because there are people who take him seriously.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And they're like, oh, maybe cannibalism is justifiable in certain circumstances.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And like, okay, guys.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Tell me he went straight to calls after that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not really.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he comes back And he starts crying.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he starts thinking about all of the abortions that he's paid for.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And like, this is a real jarring swing of emotions from, hey, globalists, I'm going to dig you out of your holes and eat you to this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I've warned everybody.
		And I'm.
		I'm going to have to go into a selfish mode soon.
		And I feel guilty every time I'm around my children that I'm not building some armored redoubt because the globalists are building armored fortresses because they know what they've done.
		And like, this is just a genetic selfishness where I'm just like constantly, like I have dreams about it.
		And I wake up.
		Just run, run.
		Go to Northern Canada.
		Just get out, Jones.
		Get out now.
		Because you would say, I love my children.
		You know, you're right.
		Son's off.
		My son's great, but I'm just, he's a son.
		I don't even worry about him.
		But my daughters, I have nightmares about my daughters.
		I just constantly worry about them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I think you're a bad father.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I just, I tried to save the whole thing and you tried to save it.
		I don't know if we can save any of it, folks.
		I got to tell you.
		And then God tells me, how many kids did you kill, Jones?
		You probably killed 15, 20 kids you knew of back before.
		And so now, you know, that comes back on the ones that made it, son.
		Because when I know when I die, spirits are real.
		I'm going to have to sit there.
		I can't wait, actually, to meet these incredible people.
		I mean, I would be tortured for a thousand years for one of the children I know.
		I would do anything for them.
		And I can't imagine the children that I supported being chopped up and butchered.
		And I never knew that I destroyed all that wealth, all that power, everything.
		And instead the left makes a sick joke out of it, killing their own children.
		Do you think you kill your children and you don't get destroyed?
		Do you think you let some doctor vacuum out your child's brain or chop your daughter or son up and that you don't then die?
		I mean, just think about how the universe works.
		You never get away with sin because you re-put your show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You got to get off air, man.
		Whoa.
		You got to get off air.
		You can't do this.
		Like, you can't do an entire segment about how excited and willing you are to eat people and then that.
		Like, I don't honestly believe.
		I think he was hamming that up a little bit.
		But I do believe there are some sincere emotions somewhere that were being played up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But like, he's, this is a fucking pendulum, man.
		He is.
		This is not appropriate.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is.
		It almost feels voyeuristic watching this at his show at this point.
		It almost feels like we're seeing something we shouldn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's gross.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
unidentified		This is somebody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to be in the room.
		Not the room with him.
		I want to be behind glass and hopefully one production room.
		Reinforced, and I would like to be wearing an anti-cannibalism suit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He throws hatchets around.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're never safe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But God, imagine looking around at the people next to you, just like, are we, we're all just going to do this, huh?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're just going to watch this?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I imagine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's get some popcorn then.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Imagine sitting there as he gets into his cannibalism chunk.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you're thinking, oh no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is great stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, you're thinking, this isn't good.
		And you're like, oh, maybe he's going to get off the topic.
		Maybe it's just a straight thought.
		It keeps going and you're like, holy shit.
		It gets to commercial and like, oh, dodged a bullet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That didn't get too bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Comes back from break, gets into, oh, what are we doing?
		Someone needs to stop him.
		Like, someone who cares needs to stop him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is no one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is embarrassing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's gross.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, he realizes he's got to go to calls.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He prefaces going to calls with about the best thing you could say after this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to talk about cannibalism.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let's not talk about what I said.
		This is the time to cut the crap, folks.
		Right down to who you are and what you stand for forever.
		Because that's all that ever matters.
		Joe in New Jersey.
		Go ahead and take us out of this segment.
		Sorry for making the old.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What an awkward throw to call.
		It's like, let's not talk about anything I've said here.
		Let's pretend that didn't happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hi, I'm Joe from New Jersey.
		Alex, quick question.
		Would you eat me?
		I will take my answer off air.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex talked to this Joe character, and it's whatever, but he starts rambling about the end of the world.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		Everyone's rushing out of the cities.
		Everyone's, that's why they did this, is they're losing.
		They had this big, beautiful plan.
		But let me tell you, as the Bible says, but I'm even without the Bible, I've seen the projection.
		It's exactly as Revelation says.
		They're going to race and fight us and look like they overcome us right at the end, just so Satan can be defeated.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Turn to the music out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All is instantly, my brother.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
		Beautiful call.
		All right, I'll try to just take calls and come back.
		I'm sorry.
		I've been out of control today.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just gonna ride that out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Missed the break in the other direction this time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just gonna ride that out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sorry, I've been out of control.
		So, yeah, it's interesting.
		He gets to talking here in this next clip about Paul, Paul Joseph Watson.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Paul's doing his own thing, and Alex is fucking happy for him, man.
unidentified		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right, we got a lot of followers here that Paul wants to take over.
unidentified		Another one of my apprentices.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He does his own thing now.
		But when mine is not for men, that's the thing about apprentices or children.
		Do their own things.
		But long after you're gone, they come back.
		I got a plan.
		He takes over in the next hour.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Paul's taking over in the next hour, and I got to say something.
		He's not.
		This is still the second hour of the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has a whole other hour to go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't.
		It seems like he's losing his shit, particularly in the second hour lately.
		Yeah, yeah.
		And thinking the show is ending.
		And it's not.
		He still has another hour.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think the show is ending, but in a larger sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		It does feel that way.
		Wheels fully off the wagon.
		So Alex gets to talking some more about this the world is starving narrative that he's on.
		And I think that he's right in some ways and then wrong in some others.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		As nationalists, as Christians, as conservatives, as evil white men, we need to come out and say it's wrong to starve Africans and Latin Americans and Asians to death.
		We don't support that.
		And it's Trump's total Trump card.
		I mean, if Trump just comes out and goes, the UN says 133 million are starving to death right now.
		You're racist if you don't stop this.
		It all ends.
		And I advised the president on this last week.
		I advised him on it this morning through multiple sources.
		And they are the response was, we're going to kill your ass.
		I'm like, okay, great.
		Dude, I can't live.
		I mean, imagine all those babies in Africa and Latin America.
		You can say overpopulated and overpopulated.
		Are you going to pull the trigger and blow their heads off?
		My little kid's begging for food and dying.
		I mean, I just, come on, man.
		We're not doing this.
		It's not in my DNA.
		And that's the real world.
		Pull up the articles like AP yesterday.
		133 million people starving now.
		It was 33 million last week.
		I mean.
		There's not a million dead worldwide from this virus, but millions are dying.
		Why do we 265 million starving?
		Sorry, it's gone up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the part that I agree with him about, and he's right, is that patriots and nationalists and Christians and evil white men should very much care about this.
		So I applaud that, Alex.
		If that's the only thing you're bringing to the table, unfortunately, everything else he's talking about is wrong.
		And if it's genuine.
		Well, yeah, it's not.
		So that 265 million number is not a new development.
		It's just from the same Guardian article he's been citing on this story the whole time.
		He's never read it, though.
		I can tell that.
		The article was published on April 21st, and it warns that due to the crisis we're in now, quote, at least 265 million are being pushed to the brink of starvation.
		All experts on the topic agree that the two most essential things needed to stop the looming catastrophe is money and access.
		We can all donate and try to make a difference that way, or we can pressure our government to take the threat seriously and provide funding to organizations that are on the ground helping people.
		Beyond that, these people who are the aid workers need access.
		They need to be able to cross borders to get the assistance to the people who need it.
		The essential message of this article, which chiefly quotes Beasley, the head of the UN World Food Program, is that, quote, we can stop this becoming a widespread famine, but we need to act quickly and smartly.
		That's the bottom line.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So we're fucked.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This article was published under the Global Development Initiative at The Guardian.
		And if you actually read the article, there's a little icon that says supported by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
		The content is editorially independent, but the only reason a lot of this reporting that Alex is relying on to build his completely nonsensical and exploitative narratives exists.
		The only reason it exists is because of money donated by the very people he's trying to paint as the arch villains who are trying to starve the developing world.
		So again, I say take this problem seriously, but don't for a second think that Alex gives a single shit about this.
		These people are props to him, and he'll gladly yell about their deaths to make his political point, but he wouldn't do one inconvenient thing to help them out.
		So again, very serious issue, and I'm glad that Alex is bringing it up.
		Other people are bringing it up.
		I guess I'm not glad he's bringing it up because he's just using it.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, even then, his hero, his Messiah, as he puts it, is able to do this at any time and is only going to use it as a Trump card if he needs to, which suggests that if he doesn't need to, he would never ever do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And this is the good guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's saying that the Trump card is accusing people of being racist if they don't help because Alex believes that accusations of racism are like magic bullets or something.
		Sure, sure, sure.
		That's more what he's saying.
		But I mean, it does imply that Trump could unilaterally take care of all of this if he wanted to.
		And I'm not sure that that's 100% true, but he certainly could do a whole lot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not sure it's 100% or it's not even like mostly true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, I'm not an expert in these issues, but I do know that there's more we could be doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, Alex gets a call now, and this is a bad call.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Hunter in Michigan, thanks for holding your own ear, sir.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		Mr. Jones, it's a pleasure to speak with you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Pleasure to speak to you, brother.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What's on your mind?
unidentified		I'm just wondering, do you think we're going to survive this tyranny?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, we're going to die.
unidentified		Cool.
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		Well, me and my buddy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But our spirits, brother, live on.
		So what matters is our consciousness.
		Hold on to that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So earlier when he was talking to that, or when he was speaking extemporaneously, he was talking about how when there's nothing left to lose, someone could take out 15 5G towers.
		And now this caller is asking him if we're going to survive.
		And he says, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So none of us have anything left to lose.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems that way.
		It seems like if you put these two pieces of information or rhetoric that he's putting out on this episode, you're left with the conclusion that none of us have anything left to lose.
		And so when this caller discusses what he really wants to talk about with Alex, this sounds like a terrorist planning session.
unidentified		Me and my buddy, he just got an AR.
unidentified		We're ready to protest Whitler again on the 30th.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's beautiful.
		He does, will we survive this tyranny?
		Your spirit totally survives, but your spirit has free will.
		So you have to point it the way you want it to go.
		And I'm not telling you something you don't know, Hunter.
		Which way is your soul pointed on her?
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		Towards the Lord.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Damn right, brother.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That seems...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it seems like a little bit of code, kind of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I know that, like, I've even made this point that just bringing a gun to a protest isn't necessarily a terrorist act.
		But the way he's talking about me and my buddy bought AR-15s to go to this protest.
		Yeah.
		That is a different kind of vibe that I'm getting from that caller.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I'm not, I could be over sensitive on it, but it just, it's very fucked up.
		It feels fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		The comparisons are like between leftist rallies and protests where the cops fuck up people for just wearing a mask.
		And then you look at these protests and you see them in full fucking decked out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To be fair, they're not wearing masks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, a lot of them are, but they're fucking gas masks and shit like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're wearing masks and holding Zion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They say I'm not wearing masks.
		Yeah, yeah, exactly.
		But part of the difference in treatment is obviously race and ideology and whether or not the cops are fascists.
		But another part of it is that these guys do seem like they are on the brink of murdering a shit ton of people at all times.
		Yeah, apparently.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, apparently that's the new wrinkle.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So there is the massive threat of force that will change the way that they are treated at these protests.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It does seem that way.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex takes a break from calls because he wants to put a picture of his daughter up on screen, which is fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bah, I'm going to dox my daughter.
		Yeah.
		Holy shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Then he starts crying talking about her.
unidentified		Oh, man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know, they say God's invisible.
		You look at the sun, the sky.
		Fingerprints are on the firmament.
		I mean, look at your children.
unidentified		Country roll.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Everything is good.
		You see God's fingerprints.
		Do you see God right there?
		Look at this.
		This is my little daughter out here.
		You know, these are the times of the enemy coming in.
		Oh, that's her a few years ago.
		So perfect, so pure.
		God shines through her.
		Like a state glass with them.
		I just can't turn my children over to them.
		Because you can lie to yourself all day long.
		You joined the new world order, man.
		You just turned your kids over to hell.
		And they're so innocent and they're so good and they're so pure.
		And they just want to understand the universe.
		Look how pure she is.
		Look how good she is.
		And some will say, oh, you put your daughter on there.
		You make her a target.
		She's already a target.
unidentified		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		She's already under attack by evil, just like every child on this planet.
unidentified		Because she seek God.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		She has innocence.
		And they want to corrupt that.
		They want to steal that.
		We're not going to let that happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go home.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Dad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Stop this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sad, first, I want to say thank you for ordering pizza.
		This is really good.
		Second, is this pepperoni humans?
		On your show today, you said you were going to feed me people and then you put my picture up on screen.
		So could you never do that again or ever be on your show again?
		Please stop.
		Please stop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Within like an hour, he's doing this diatribe about cannibalism and then crying about his daughter while showing a picture of her.
		Like it's this can't stand.
		Like this is not okay on a number of different levels.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's really incomprehensible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And yet in 2020, it makes so much sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I guess so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It really kind of does.
		Why wouldn't somebody be screaming about cannibalism on the radio?
		It seems almost silly that it hasn't been.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That part I'm thrilled with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I guess it does indicate that the Overton window has shifted for Alex to an almost incomprehensible state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Beyond the pale, at least.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		But if I had to choose this last part here where he's crying and talking about his daughter or him talking about cannibalism, I'll go on cannibalism every time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At least that's kind of interesting and funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is sad and doesn't belong on public anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's exploitative of his own children.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And she makes me uncomfortable on her behalf.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did he ask permission to put her picture up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I doubt it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I mean, I can't say yes or no because he doesn't say that it seems to be implied that he just did it.
		Yeah.
		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, that's fucked.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex goes to another caller that I feel like he's trying to prod on to do illegal things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Alex, would you eat meat?
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		Brother Alex, God bless you, sir, and the crew.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate you, Carlos.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
		As usual, you are on target.
		This is a fight between good and evil, sir.
		This is a spiritual war, which we are fighting it on many levels, but we're not fighting it spiritually.
		Alex, you say yourself you are a channel.
		Well, I am a channel as well, sir.
		I've been given information on how to combat this.
		I need InfoWars' help to also combat this on a different level.
		Yes, sir.
		Well, one of my best friends, he's a 30-year Army vet, Pentecostal pastor.
		I got all the Pentecostals ready.
		Something I can't really get on over the air because I don't like telling the enemy what I'm going to do to them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sir, you kind of just did.
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		I got a cousin.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Everybody always overplans it.
		They always never do it.
		They're always waiting to launch the perfect plan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
		That's almost like him being like, you coward.
		You have his plan.
		You're not going to do shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
		Yeah.
		You guys don't even know.
		I'm the butt of the spear here at InfoWars, and I'm going to tell you that you're never going to do that shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, dumbass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm the champion of talking shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're not doing anything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're going to bring that into my house, and I'm going to respect it.
		Get the fuck out of here.
		So this same caller brings up that his sister was possessed by a demon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex deals with it about as well as he can.
carlos in california ▲ ● ▼		Two days from now is the one-year anniversary of my father's death, okay?
		Now, I have a sister who is under demonic possession.
		My father suffered for exactly 28 weeks and two days, and I know that number because that's another story.
		We can get into it, God willing one time.
		But everything I've saw during my father's suffering is going on right now in the world.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, you're right.
		As above, so below, Carlos.
		God bless you.
		I appreciate your call, man.
		All right, Nick in California.
		Another call from California.
		Go ahead, Nick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dude's call was not done.
		He was not, he did not really made his point.
		Alex just is like, oh, I'm gonna hang up on this guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to talk about your demon possession stories.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's my job, not yours.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I know it's bullshit, so I can say it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are very serious about demon possession, and that is an issue for me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I just said I was going to eat people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex goes to this next caller.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I didn't have that on my show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This next caller has a dumb point.
		But then he uses InfoWars in a way that I remember people using it back in the earlier days.
		Like, remember back when we'd listened to older episodes, people would call in and be like, hey, can I promote my blog?
		Can I promote my new CD?
		I feel like this caller is really doing the archetype of InfoWars callers from the past.
unidentified		And I had one more thing to dare to president, real quick.
		Yeah, go ahead.
		I have a patent for devices that reflect better, temporary devices.
		Can you remember that gas can with the gas nozzle that you said that doesn't work?
		These devices work that will save lives, and we can bring back manufacturing just on this one first step, the thousand-a-mile march to bring back temporary devices.
		I emailed him Nick Mattia on his White House email several times.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Send me the information.
		God bless you, both.
		All right, let's.
		I'm glad folks are calling trying to get hold of Trump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's now, like, instead of promoting your CD or whatever, he now is like, you can get an invention you have to be president.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		1-800 invention or whatever it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		1-800.
		I mean, they're both delusional.
		Like, InfoWars being an outlet for your new album is ridiculous.
		But it's equally ridiculous that, hey, I'm going to call into InfoWars and the president's going to hear about my patent that's going to save manufacturing in America.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's all I needed to hear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets another caller, and it's a woman who is scared.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She's a little bit upset.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't really care to get into any of the content of it, but Alex's response is really weird.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're upset.
		That's a normal thing.
		So you're an early warning system.
		You care.
		So you're upset.
		I don't want you to be the same way.
		But that strength, your voice tremulating.
		And that's like the alarm.
		Like a woman concerned is like powerful.
		I just feel powerful hearing your voice concerned.
		That's like a bell that you ring that, Sonny.
		The men will respond.
		You see that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I feel it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And it's the hardest people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's really weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's creepy.
unidentified		I hear a scared woman and it gives me power.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The phrasing on that is an issue.
		Yeah.
		That's an issue.
		I love eating the ass of scared women.
		I'll tell you that right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It gives you power.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It gives you so much power.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a really strange thing to hear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think I understand what he's trying to say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think so, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like you get the adrenaline to come to people's aid or someone in crisis if you can help them.
		You know, like all the archetypal stories of people lifting up cars to get someone dislodged or whatever.
		I think that's what he's trying to say, but it, first of all, is very sexist.
		Yeah.
		And second, he doesn't know how to speak.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because it sounds like I gain power from scared women.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it does seem like he's trying to reference his chivalrous bullshit.
		Yes.
		I hear a woman in danger and I become so powerful to save her.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's the same thing with like, I'm not worried about my son, but I'm worried about my daughter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's all that same.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because women can't protect themselves.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even they need to be infantilized and put in a little box somewhere so they're safe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So also on this episode, Alex interviews Jim Hoft from Gateway Pundit, but I don't care.
		I found it incredibly boring.
		So we have one last clip, and it's Alex signing off.
		And he did not get to the caller as he expected to.
		And this includes one of the saddest, lamest sales pitches you'll ever hear.
		This side of the Mississippi.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		I'm sorry to bring it in.
		I got to go.
		Give me their name and number.
		We'll call them back tomorrow.
		And I appreciate you to come on the show then.
		And we find ourselves the products and forcework.com.
		We're going to stay here and get them.
		Plus, the great products.
		Who knows how long you're going to get them?
		So I suggest you get them.
unidentified		Woof.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		These are the times of trying men's souls.
		This is we're on a planet in deep space, folks.
		You don't think we just live here and like be in peace?
		No, there's bad stuff, but God's given us a way to counter it and deal with it.
		So Paul Joseph Watson's taking over Infowars.com, newswars.com.
		If you don't share those links and articles, who will?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who will?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, the sales pitch of like good products, who knows how long you'll be able to get them, so you might as well get them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's I mean, Jimmy Carson said an end date for Jimmy?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, Johnny Carson said an end date.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of Jimmy late night hosts now.
unidentified		Yeah, I know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's tons.
		And, you know, he had a whole couple weeks of just looking back at his career.
		He had real softball interviews.
		Everybody celebrated his career.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The last week of Conan was just going over the top in a lashing out kind of way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
		Yeah, they had Robert Smigl.
		They let him have free reign, like the insane person that he is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But Alex talks about cannibalism.
		This is not how you go.
		This is not how you go out.
		That's all I'm saying.
		It's not a classy move.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say not classy, certainly.
		But if you do have to flame out, I do definitely appreciate the cannibalism talk.
		I mean, when I heard that, I thought, like, I don't even know how to, like, I can't tell you how much I was laughing while I was cutting clips.
		I was just like, this guy, this fucking guy.
		Like, when it started, I thought, like, this is just Alex being stupid.
		And it kept going.
		I've listened to Alex every day for three years, and I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
		I couldn't believe that someone wasn't like, hey, Alex, this is too much.
		This is too much.
		You are going on and on about brutally murdering your neighbors and eating them, eating a globalist on a steak.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's too much, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That might be a bit hot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just couldn't believe it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then when he got off the topic and came back to it and talked about feeding his kids and saying it's beef, like it's just like ludicrous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, this is a little bit how I want Alex Truebeck's Last Jeopardy episode to go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that would be the like, and now your daily double.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cannibalism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's about to happen to you?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry.
		The answer is, what is eating your neighbors?
		So, oh boy.
		No one expected Alex to deal with the ideas of his own show's mortality gracefully.
		And I guess we just couldn't imagine that this would be the vibe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Still surprising.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Still surprising.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I got to say, what's next?
unidentified		If we're here now, what's Wednesday's show like?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is like one of those old relationships where they're like, how did you guys stay together for so long?
		You know, because they can still surprise me.
		You know, we just, it's a new adventure every day.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I almost feel like Wednesday's show is going to be the most boring normal thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It has to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be so disappointing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It has to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we'll see.
		And we'll be back, Jordan.
		But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We do have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		You can go to knowledgefight.com slash seltzer to find out about keep up with the year of the seltzer.
		That's right.
		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's at Knowledge Dead Score Fight and I Go to Bed Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are.
		And if you'd like to know the show, please go to iTunes Ray Review, Patreon.
		And if you would like, please donate to a local charity of your choice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Indeed.
		We'll be back.
		But until then, I'm Neo.
		I'm Leo.
		I'm DZX Clark.
		I'm the author of the book of Jose.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas.
		You're on the air.
		Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified		I'm a huge fan.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love your work.

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