Today, Dan and Jordan keep an eye on the increasingly bizarre present day of the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex speculates that Trump is the smartest person on Earth, and discusses his evolving position on cannibalism.
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding us. | ||
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I love you. | |
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
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I'm Jordan. | |
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| Two things come to mind. | ||
| You are tossing out bright spots two at a time. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think I forgot the other one. | ||
| It might come to me. | ||
| But I'm not one of these guys who likes to... | ||
| When I used to work at an office, I used to hear people talk about their birthday week. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I'm not one of those guys who likes to play that game. | ||
| I don't even like to bring up my birthday. | ||
| I'm ashamed I have so many times on this podcast. | ||
| But over the course of from Friday to Monday of that weekend, 24th through whatever Monday would have been. | ||
| On Friday, Andy Daly put out his new album, Four More Sweaters. | ||
| And then on Monday, the beginning of his new podcast, Bananas for Bonanza, started. | ||
| And it's just like a cornucopia of one of the dudes who I think is one of the funniest people on the planet, all being dropped on my plate over the weekend. | ||
| And at the end of the weekend, it was just fantastic. | ||
| Really, really nice. | ||
| That's wonderful. | ||
| I've been taking a lot of pleasure in... | ||
| I gotta catch up on that. | ||
| I still haven't listened to an album. | ||
| I know it's gonna be incredible. | ||
| I think Andy Daly is one of the absolute funniest people in the fucking planet. | ||
| You're showing your cards a little bit by it being Tuesday as we're recording this and you haven't listened to either of those things. | ||
| I am a failure. | ||
| It's not my birthday yet. | ||
| I definitely have forgot what the other thing was. | ||
| And it'll come to me later. | ||
| Hopefully, but if not, it'll be on Friday's episode. | ||
| What days? | ||
| Tomorrow's going to be Wednesday. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Days have no meaning. | ||
| Dan, my bright spot is personal growth. | ||
| I've had to go back and take a look at some of the stuff I and we have done. | ||
| You mean our show, not like adventure? | ||
| I've watched other stuff, old stand-up. | ||
| My partner, we've done the whole... | ||
| There's a lot of time for reflection. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And I am proud to say I used to be a giant shitbag, and now I am slightly less of a giant shitbag. | ||
| And that's personal growth. | ||
| Yeah, that's great. | ||
| That is a bright spot. | ||
| I think taking a little bit of time to recognize... | ||
| It's that thing they talk about. | ||
| You know, you don't really see gradual things as they're happening. | ||
| But when you look back, it's like, oh my god, there's a lot of difference between a couple years ago and now. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Day to day, it might feel like, eh, nothing's really changing. | ||
| But it does. | ||
| You know, you've got to take a step back every now and again. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| And not just that, but I would say in the past two years, I've grown and changed more than I have. | ||
| You know, from 30 to 32 was a huge chasm. | ||
| But from like 23 to 30... | ||
| Not much. | ||
| Basically the same. | ||
| Just a giant shit bag. | ||
| And what I would say about that is you're welcome. | ||
| I'm going to thank our fans more than you, sir. | ||
| That's probably fair. | ||
| Probably fair. | ||
| Very nice people. | ||
| Wonderful people. | ||
| Brilliant people. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we're going over April 27th and 28th, 2020. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| This is 2020. | ||
| That's Monday and Tuesday of this week. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| This was my other bright spot. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| The April 28th episode of Alex's show. | ||
| Today's episode is a bright spot. | ||
| Very rare. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And we're not going to get to it until, you know, towards the end of this episode. | ||
| But I promise you, unheard of levels of nonsense coming out of his mouth. | ||
| I can't overhype this. | ||
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It's one of the most silly, stupid fucking things I've ever heard in my life. | |
| And I'm so excited to get to it. | ||
| I'm so excited. | ||
| And we will. | ||
| But before we get down to business on that, we have to take a moment to say thank you to some of these wonderful people who have signed up and are supporting the show. | ||
| And also... | ||
| Check in on the year of the seltzer. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| So first, Paul, thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Next, Craig with a K. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, K-Reg. | ||
| Thanks, Craig. | ||
| Next, you know what I was thinking, is that's what Craig would be if he was a villain in Donkey Kong Country. | ||
| You know, King K. Rool, all the bad guys. | ||
| Oh, I got it. | ||
| Next, Reagan, who is nothing like her namesake. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Reagan. | ||
| Never thought I'd say that in my life. | ||
| Next, Bad Wolf Y-E-G. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Bad Wolf Y-E-G. | ||
| That one I did expect to say. | ||
| Next, Strex. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Strex. | ||
| Thanks, Strex. | ||
| Next, James. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, James. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Finn. | ||
| I like that name a lot. | ||
| F-I-N-N. | ||
| It's a good name. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, Finn. | ||
| Next, Carrie. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much, Carrie. | ||
| Thank you, Carrie. | ||
| And then finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level. | ||
| And I gotta say, generosity above even what I, you know... | ||
| We would classify in the technocrat category. | ||
| We gotta go Raptor Princess on this one. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| And I gotta say, also, I probably would have maybe got to this on the last episode or maybe the episode before that, but I can't find the Raptor Princess sound effect. | ||
| You still can't find the drop? | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| I looked all over the place and I can't find it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And thank you to this individual, this person. | ||
| I've created a new Raptor Princess sound drop. | ||
| So thank you so much, the Armor of Contempt. | ||
| You are now a Raptor Princess. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Four stars. | |
| Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| I'll barbecue your ass. | ||
| It's over for humanity. | ||
| You're a beautiful soul. | ||
| They're coming for your balls. | ||
| A lot of piss all over your god. | ||
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You make it a practice of calling people pieces of garbage? | |
| When they are. | ||
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Thank you so much, the armor of contempt. | |
| We appreciate it. | ||
| I wanted to try and mix it up with some of these side characters in the drop. | ||
| So, a lot of non-Alex voices there. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Got a little scatological for a while. | ||
| I did notice that trend, yes. | ||
| Well, when I'm digging from, like, more recent clips, it seems like Alex is talking about piss and poo a lot more lately. | ||
| It does seem like that, yes. | ||
| So, thank you very much. | ||
| If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoyed the show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, we would appreciate it. | ||
| Or you can go and find a local charity in your area. | ||
| And help people in need. | ||
| That would also be wonderful. | ||
| We would appreciate either. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Jordan, now it's time to check in with the year of the seltzer. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| We are up to 19 seltzers. | ||
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Jesus Christ! | |
| As of the time of recording. | ||
| We are ahead of schedule on the 500. | ||
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19 seltzers? | |
| Where are you even finding this shit? | ||
| Well, that's an interesting question. | ||
| I'm glad you brought it up. | ||
| I walked into that one. | ||
| That one's on me. | ||
| Some people have raised a concern about how expensive this might end up getting. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I want to make people feel a little bit more comfortable about that. | ||
| For one thing, a couple of family members gave me Amazon gift cards for my birthday. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so a number of variety packs are available online on Amazon. | ||
| So it's basically free. | ||
| Do not use them on May 1st. | ||
| Do not cross the picket line. | ||
| Anyways. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Amazon, don't cross the picket line on May 1st. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| I will not do that. | ||
| Don't do it on May 1st. | ||
| Thank you for giving me the heads up. | ||
| You are welcome. | ||
| The other thing is that there's a bunch of grocery stores here in Chicago and corner stores. | ||
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Yes. | |
| And a lot of them have Lucy's. | ||
| They have individual cans of seltzer that are often like between 60 cents or a dollar. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And so I've been able to find a ton of these that I've been drinking and are still in the fridge. | ||
| You don't have to buy a 12-pack of them. | ||
| Most of them, I don't necessarily want a 12-pack of a Limoncello. | ||
| I might buy another 12-pack. | ||
| You like the Limoncello. | ||
| That one's fantastic. | ||
| So this is not going to end up probably being too devastating. | ||
| I've been going to... | ||
| When I go to Juul to go get some groceries, I go through every aisle. | ||
| You'd be surprised. | ||
| There are beverages in more aisles than you think. | ||
| That's one thing I've realized. | ||
| All over the place. | ||
| They hide them. | ||
| So today, Jordan. | ||
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Sure. | |
| What's our highlight for today? | ||
| Well, can't all be good news. | ||
| No. | ||
| Sometimes you've got to give a low light. | ||
| We've got a low light, huh? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I've got to say, this week so far has been a marked disappointment. | ||
| About the brand by BAI. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They have a line of... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| They're garbage. | ||
| Well, not all of them. | ||
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I'm going to say... | |
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I had their watermelon lime, and I gave it a 68. Okay. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| It's not like the line of them is trash. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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However... | |
| I did try the coconut lime. | ||
| Gross! | ||
| Do not. | ||
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What? | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| New lows for our rating system. | ||
| 16 out of 100. | ||
| Oh, damn! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| If it's under 20, that means I didn't finish it. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| If it's under 10, that means I find it repulsive. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I wish it burned. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| You pissed on it, if you will, in Alex's terms. | ||
| Yeah, and I'm starting to realize that anything in, like, the 60s is going to be just, like, good, but who gives a shit? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| 70 is going to be, you know, 70 to 80. That range is going to be, like, aha! | ||
| Anything over 80. It's excellent territory. | ||
| I am anxiously awaiting the day we get over 80. Or over 90. I don't know if it'll happen, but I'm ready for it to happen. | ||
| So anyway, all due respect to buy, I know you can do some good stuff, but that coconut lime was a disaster. | ||
| And we'll see. | ||
| Coconut's a bad flavor. | ||
| I'm going to take that stand. | ||
| I don't think anything that has coconut is going to... | ||
| And I like coconut. | ||
| I love amounts. | ||
| Sometimes when I feel like a nut, I like an Almond Joy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I'm not one of these anti-coconut guys, but a man in a drink, terrible. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So anyway, this has been the year of the Seltzer Report. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| So let's get down to business on this episode. | ||
| We're starting here on the 27th, April 27th, Monday. | ||
| And it starts out with Alex having a pre-recorded message that he wants to send to the New World Order. | ||
| But here is my message to the New World Order. | ||
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Think you can really be a gangster, huh? | |
| You got what it takes, huh? | ||
| Roll the big boys. | ||
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I'm good. | |
| The other left sees me as Godzilla wrapped in Darth Vader. | ||
| And that's because they believe their own propaganda. | ||
| All I'm doing is exposing the horrible assy things they're involved in. | ||
| And so the devastation that that exposure causes them, they attribute to me when they're the ones that committed these incredible crimes. | ||
| And so now they tell me, we're going to kill your ass or put you in prison. | ||
| And they're trying right now. | ||
| And I'm just like, okay, you'll still be losers. | ||
| Led by the Crypt Keeper, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary and all these other insane weirdos. | ||
| And Gigi Ping. | ||
| And we're in martial law with all the forced inoculations with the evil elf Bill Gates hopping around giving speeches about depopulation and I'm supposed to trust him wanting to give me a vaccine? | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| You can destroy Alex Jones. | ||
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But all you'll do is water the Tree of Liberty. | |
| But that is what Thomas Jefferson said. | ||
| It's got to be water with the blood of patriots like Colonel William Barrett Travis. | ||
| Almost forgot his name. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| You can do two takes. | ||
| The thing about watering trees with Patriot's blood is it just seems to create a harvest of blood for tyrants. | ||
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What? | |
| That's why, in the final equation, I'm not worried because I'm right where I'm supposed to be. | ||
| Opposing you. | ||
| So for myself, the rest are for humanity. | ||
| To all you globalists, you're losers. | ||
| You're gonna fail. | ||
| Humanity's awakening. | ||
| And you're going to burn it out. | ||
| I have a feeling that might be his recorded last episode that he was talking about on our last episode. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| It feels like that's just like something to be played like in perpetuity. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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You know, to rile the troops. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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My blood is on the tree of liberty. | |
| I'm a patriot. | ||
| Now it's time to add the tyrant's blood. | ||
| But apparently I'm going to forget how that quote goes and just say that tyrants lap up the blood from the tree. | ||
| There's a harvest. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yeah, so I kind of feel like that's his salvo or whatever. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But otherwise, it's just like a weird shoot promo about nothing. | ||
| You can do two takes. | ||
| That is... | ||
| You can do two takes. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| No, you could. | ||
| It's pre-recorded. | ||
| Alex gets paid by the fucking hour. | ||
| Or he doesn't get paid by the hour. | ||
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Excuse me. | |
| He's getting in, he's getting out. | ||
| So we get down to actual content, and Alex has a little bit of a narrative here. | ||
| This runs throughout both of the days of his show, and it's just stupid. | ||
| It's just a desperate attempt to try and make it look like Trump isn't an idiot. | ||
| It came out that Senior Sinai, one of the most respected hospitals in the world, definitely in the top five, is doing light therapy and knocking out COVID-19, snaking tubes down into the lungs with fiber optics. | ||
| Their Twitter has been banned, and their YouTube has been banned. | ||
| So Cedar Sinai's Twitter page is still up. | ||
| I just checked it this morning. | ||
| The same is true of their YouTube channel. | ||
| I have no idea what he's talking about. | ||
| But what I think it is, is there is some information that is true. | ||
| It's probably being misrepresented by right-wing outlets, and those tweets maybe are getting blocked. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I think that's possible. | ||
| The ones where they take what Sinai did, and then go like, see, you can use UV-Late on the inside and inject it with, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So the light therapy thing, that's where there is a little bit of truth. | ||
| But it's also being super overblown by Alex because, like I said, he's trying to find anything he can to make Trump's comments look like something other than the babblings of an idiot. | ||
| According to Nurse.org, there's some research going on at Cedars-Sinai that involves a technology called Helite, which, quote, delivers intermittent ultraviolet A light through an endotracheal catheter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Researchers there are working on this technology and they're following appropriate guidelines for that kind of thing. | ||
| And it's worth noting that they've been working on this project since at least 2016. | ||
| So it's not something that's being developed in response to the coronavirus. | ||
| It's some research that's somewhere in the middle of the process and we'll see where it goes from there. | ||
| Alex wants you to think that they're getting banned from social media because that makes it appear that the globalists are totally losing control. | ||
| They have to ban this totally legitimate and credible hospital from social media because they're saying something that bucks the narrative. | ||
| But none of that's real. | ||
| It's all just bullshit. | ||
| I imagine their statement would have been had they been allowed to drop all the facts. | ||
| It's just like, God, we wish we didn't have to deal with this. | ||
| The president just said some bullshit. | ||
| We're researching. | ||
| We're not. | ||
| Why are you guys screaming at us? | ||
| Don't use us for anything. | ||
| We're just putting shit in mice. | ||
| I don't know what to tell you. | ||
| Leave us out of this. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So Alex is going to lay it all out, man. | ||
| He's going to get down to just the bare bottom. | ||
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Again? | |
| Yeah, he's going to lay it all out. | ||
| Is that this? | ||
| I don't know if it's it. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I'm just going to lay this out right now. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Because it needs to be done. | ||
| And I can explain to the viewers and listeners one of the reasons you see Infowars demonize and attack so much and how we know President Trump's for real and the fact that he's for real is one of his great strengths. | ||
| That's also one of his weaknesses because he's not a swamp creature. | ||
| So let me try to explain this from my own. | ||
| 100% documented spectrum right now. | ||
| You know, I'll go to rebroadcast. | ||
| You son of a bitch! | ||
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You son of a bitch! | |
| God, help us. | ||
| God, help us. | ||
| So incredibly obvious how the criminals have taken over and what they've launched and what they've done. | ||
| This is pretty early in the show. | ||
| Man, I knew he wasn't going to get to it. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| I knew he wasn't going to get to it, but the timing still got me. | ||
| He still got the right timing. | ||
| It's like a master... | ||
| What's the opposite of an orator? | ||
| The opposite of that. | ||
| That's what he's a master of. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| So he does end up going to rebroadcast. | ||
| But before that, he does drop one little piece of what I would call a narrative. | ||
| Just sort of rambling along through before he goes off air. | ||
| Just the magnitude of USA Today having to admit, okay, it's true. | ||
| Now they make you read four pages until they get to the part. | ||
| Those bastards. | ||
| Making you read four pages. | ||
| Fact check. | ||
| Hospitals get paid more inpatients listed as COVID-19 on ventilators. | ||
| And then it says, Snopes says it's not true. | ||
| Snopes in Media Matters are God. | ||
| But they explain how it's reasonable for three more pages that, yes, they get way more money if somebody has COVID-19. | ||
| It's really funny when Alex says they make you read four pages, like that's some kind of undue burden being put on his plate. | ||
| He's supposed to be this deeply competent researcher. | ||
| He's supposed to have read a thousand books about World War II. | ||
| Four pages is nothing, particularly when there's nuance to the issue that takes a couple paragraphs to explain. | ||
| I can say pretty comfortably that Alex did not read those four pages. | ||
| The article on USA Today doesn't say that Snopes said that this... | ||
| The only two points Snopes is even mentioned are using Snopes as a citation because they reported that a meme about this issue was, quote, shared on social media in mid-April. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then later in the article, Snopes comes up again in this line, quote, Snopes investigated the claim, finding it's plausible Medicare pays in the range Jensen, the guy who was on Fox News talking about this, mentioned, but doesn't have a one-size-fits-all payment to hospitals for COVID-19 patients. | ||
| So nowhere in the article does it say that Snopes said that this wasn't true. | ||
| Alex is making that up because he wants to make it look like Snopes was lying in their fact check. | ||
| This fact check is actually less detailed than others that I've read, but it does cover the important point, which is explaining the part of this conspiracy theory that is real. | ||
| Hospitals do get paid more by Medicare for patients who are treated for COVID-19. | ||
| There's a 20% increase in payments that are dispensed by Medicare, which was established by the CARES Act, which Trump signed into law recently. | ||
| So Trump did this. | ||
| The reason for the 20% bump is that hospitals are seeing a massive drop in revenues right now, as people who have other issues that might have sent them to go get checked out, they're delaying being seen or they're just toughing it out due to the virus. | ||
| The increase of 20% is meant to offset the decreases they're seeing in normal operating funds, not to line anyone's pockets. | ||
| This is pretty clear in the USA Today article. | ||
| Quote, Hospitals and doctors do get paid more for Medicare patients to cover the cost of care and loss of business resulting from a shift of focus to treating COVID-19 cases. | ||
| That's at the end of the article, though. | ||
| So Alex would have had to make it through four very difficult pages to get there. | ||
| Can't expect him to put in that sort of effort. | ||
| Backbreaking labor. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| So Alex then goes to rebroadcast. | ||
| It's funny to me because what he's saying there is they make you read four pages to get to this part. | ||
| It's just basically saying like, they make me ignore all the context that proves the part wrong that I want to lie about. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't matter because he's only read the headline anyway. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He just noted that there's length to this. | ||
| He's just admitting that all that context is to explain why he's wrong. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so he can't, yeah. | ||
| Ignore it. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So Alex goes to rebroadcast, then he comes back, and he's sort of rambling about how Trump listens to everybody, and, you know, he's good. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| You give him the right intel, and he's going to act. | ||
| That's bad. | ||
| Trump didn't know that a Nobel Prize winner, arguably the top virologist in the world, had the virus scanned and said, yes, it's completely manufactured in the lab. | ||
| Trump didn't know that the top Indian university scanned it and said the same thing three months ago. | ||
| Two and a half months ago. | ||
| It's 11 weeks ago. | ||
| And it's not because smart people aren't around him. | ||
| They're all scared. | ||
| Because if you bring Trump real intel on who runs things, like General Flynn did, the former head of defense intelligence, a whole group of patriots ready to come in and fix the country. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Actual Americans, the military. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Do you know what's going on and help put Trump in with the American people? | ||
| The military helped put Trump in? | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| Are we okay with this? | ||
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Are we okay with this? | |
| If we're going to put something up there about the Nobel laureate, just put in, Nobel Prize winner for virology says COVID-19 100% man-made. | ||
| That's the article I want to put up if we do that. | ||
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Now... | |
| I'm going to go to rebroadcast until next hour. | ||
| I have to restart. | ||
| It's not the crew's fault. | ||
| They normally put up things, they just randomly search for what I'm saying and they throw stuff up. | ||
| But today, they haven't understood that, that I've said, just stop with it. | ||
| So we're going to go to rebroadcast. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| I may not come back. | ||
| I may come back tomorrow. | ||
| I just can't do it anymore. | ||
| This is too damn serious, folks. | ||
| This is the end of the whole country, the end of everything, okay? | ||
| This isn't a game, alright? | ||
| And I'm not just going to put this out half-ass and train wreck it, okay? | ||
| Okay, I'll tell you what to air. | ||
| I'll tell you, there's so many incredible reports we've been putting out. | ||
| I'm not going to half-ass it and train wreck this thing. | ||
| I'm going to go off air again. | ||
| Second time! | ||
| In like the first hour of the show. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| He blindsided me again! | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| How many times does he leave on this show? | ||
| You never expect him to leave multiple times during his own show. | ||
| You're working. | ||
| So he has a suggestion of a broadcast, like a rebroadcast special report thing for them to play. | ||
| But unfortunately, the crew can't find it. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Who works there? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| When you got that, let me know. | ||
| And I may not be back today. | ||
| It's not a big deal. | ||
| These are two serious of times. | ||
|
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Oh my God. | |
| Just give me yesterday's list if I can tell you which clip it is. | ||
| We'll do this. | ||
| We'll just do this. | ||
| I'll tell you something else to air. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| The report's so powerful it says it all. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Let's air John Bound's report. | ||
| Let's air that latest John Bound report about the New World Order plan to destroy America. | ||
| I'll see you guys. | ||
| You are a globalist. | ||
| I'll see you guys. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
|
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That's... | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
|
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See you in hell, asshole. | |
| Second time saying I might not be back. | ||
| That's a guy who's committed. | ||
| I think he's doing great. | ||
| So he leaves and he comes back and he wants to talk to you about the stakes of what's going on. | ||
| And so it's basically like he's going to prison. | ||
| Roger Stone advised the president, gave him good advice. | ||
| He's facing prison. | ||
| General Flynn advised the president, gave him good advice. | ||
| He's facing prison. | ||
| I gave the president good advice. | ||
| I'm facing... | ||
| Same thing right now, okay? | ||
| It'll be out soon. | ||
| That's how this works, and these people target you, and they let you know, and they operate with impunity, folks, because the government is so full of cowards and social climbers. | ||
| So, I was wondering about this, and I don't know of any crimes that Alex has committed outside of him bragging about murdering people. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| But I don't think that's true. | ||
| There's no statute of limitations. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| But I don't think that's true. | ||
| I think he's bragging about something he didn't do. | ||
| Most likely. | ||
| Because he's a monster. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I was starting to think about this. | ||
| You know, he has this lingering case with the bankruptcy issue that his ex-wife is bringing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And who knows what's going to happen with that. | ||
| But I started to think about it. | ||
| And I realized that one of the things that she's doing is she's asking for a lot of documents in terms of discovery for the kids. | ||
| Oh, that's not good. | ||
| And one of the things that I'm thinking might be what Alex is worried about is not necessarily losing that case and having to pay her off. | ||
| Right. | ||
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But the idea that a lot of his internal financial documents will become public information. | |
| So what if he's like hiding money somewhere? | ||
| What if he is doing something criminal financially that's just you'd never know unless you see these documents? | ||
| I don't know if that's true, but I'm just trying to think of what could he be worried about? | ||
| I mean, it has to be something business-related, right? | ||
| I mean, it's... | ||
| I think what he should do is, in the discovery, instead of sending any documents, he just gives them Rob Do. | ||
| And just, like, you ask him all the questions that you want to know the answers to. | ||
| This guy knows everything. | ||
| This guy has got it for you. | ||
| He's got the receipts. | ||
| Yeah, that would be a good stalling tactic. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| Alex thinks he's going to prison soon, which I don't believe. | ||
| I don't think that's true. | ||
| But if it is, it's got to be something financial related. | ||
| Like, I can't imagine anything else. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I don't believe he's murdered people. | ||
|
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No. | |
| I don't know of any other charges that are pending. | ||
| I mean, he got the DUI. | ||
| He's not going to prison for that. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, maybe there's something related to that that could be. | ||
| I can't think of anything. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think it has to be something financial, but... | ||
| Either that or he's just making up the whole prison thing. | ||
| That could be true, too. | ||
| Because he wants to try and compare himself to Roger Stone and Flynn, which, really, really... | ||
| They're people he looks at as heroes. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| So Alex gets to talking some more, and he's just not having a good day, man. | ||
| Let me do this. | ||
| I'm going to regroup, because I was so loaded for Bear. | ||
| We did a great job the first 30 minutes, then I went sideways. | ||
| We've been hearing some incredible reports, though. | ||
| Are you going to rebroadcast again? | ||
| The same report. | ||
| In the same hour. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| But I might do it right now. | ||
| This John Bound report is as good as anything I've ever seen. | ||
| It's so dead on. | ||
| This John Bound report is so good, we're going to play it again. | ||
| I've got to get off there. | ||
| Fuck this. | ||
| Does he work there anymore? | ||
| You know what they called it back when I was in high school? | ||
| They called it senioritis. | ||
| I was thinking that on our last episode. | ||
| I was like, that's what he's dealing with right now. | ||
| He's like, I know I'm done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I just don't know why I'm running hard to the finish line. | ||
| Can I ask you a favor? | ||
| Can you open those blinds up? | ||
| I just saw some lightning, and I think we've got a thunderstorm going on right now, and I would like to be able to enjoy it a little bit as we record. | ||
| It gives a nice mood. | ||
| There is a little bit of a dark and stormy mood to Alex's circumstance. | ||
| I always like to enjoy a thunderstorm when we have... | ||
| When you have one brewing. | ||
| Good thunderstorms. | ||
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Great. | |
| Sure. | ||
| So Alex is going to go to this John Bound report. | ||
| Getting off air for the third time in an hour. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Just like this dude cannot handle his business. | ||
| But just because he can't handle doing his job, that doesn't mean he can't sell food. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I am grieving every millisecond right now. | ||
| And I've never been guilty I had children. | ||
| Because I knew that it's double down on things. | ||
| Trust in God. | ||
| And I do trust in God, but I just look at how many truly evil people there are, and it just blows my mind that our species is so turned over to destructive impulses. | ||
| You got a DUI, bro. | ||
| I'm going to do this now because I've got to worry about the future and keeping us here on air. | ||
| Plus, we've got products you really need. | ||
| If you don't get storable food now, you're completely insane. | ||
| You're nuts! | ||
| Yeah, so, I mean, like, pretty severe talk, and then these ads. | ||
| And I gotta say, I mean, like, the ads on this episode are just pretty fucking severe. | ||
| And so, the fight beside of me wants to stay in place, stay on air, and fight this, and I don't think it's a lost cause yet, but I'm just here to tell you, I've never personally been making a lot of defensive measures. | ||
| I am now. | ||
| And having to really understand the long, dark winters probably coming, like I did for those babies that got chopped up in their mothers. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| It's just so damn sad that we had a chance to turn this around. | ||
| We may just be so weak that all hell is going to break loose. | ||
| And the very criminals that launch it will be our saviors and then come hunt us down and inject us with bioweapons and laugh at us while we slowly die. | ||
| But again, Infowarsstore.com. | ||
| Get your storable food now while you still can. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's pretty severe. | ||
| Mr. Clean had that one ad where he chopped up babies and he was like, this is the only way to clean up after this. | ||
| Magic eraser. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I mean, it's pretty extreme language being used in service of trying to sell food buckets. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So the other thing that runs throughout this episode is a very strong interest in presenting Trump as like... | ||
| Really the man of the people? | ||
| Like, he loves you. | ||
| God, they just can't say for one second, guys, we fucked up on this one. | ||
| Well, Alex can't. | ||
| We thought we could control him. | ||
| We thought we could do what he needed to do. | ||
| Alex can't because there's so much messianic stuff that he's attached to it. | ||
| And so many times he talks about having visions about this and how he's a psychic and all this shit. | ||
| He can't be wrong about this, because if he's wrong about it, then all that stuff looks like total bullshit. | ||
| It's too big to be wrong about. | ||
| Yeah, he's too big to fail, his narratives. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So he's going down with the ship. | ||
| And, you know, that involves doing a lot of dear leader shit, talking about how, like, you know, Trump, what he does, like, this is nonsensical. | ||
| Because, you see, the globalists are scared. | ||
| Trump's really the president. | ||
| So he gets briefings, he has a secret service go around the rallies with boxes of what people hand them, and he demands it. | ||
| On overseas flights, sometimes 15 hours to, say, Japan? | ||
| From D.C.? | ||
| And he just reads it, reads it, reads it, reads it, reads it. | ||
| And they cannot stand it. | ||
| They can't stand that Trump has the Secret Service go around and get letters from the commoners at the rallies. | ||
| USA Today made him read four pages, Dan. | ||
| Are you shitting me? | ||
| Four pages? | ||
| By the way, it didn't make him read four pages. | ||
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It suggested he read four pages. | |
| Yeah, but not Trump, man. | ||
| It only took him 15 hours. | ||
| He gets on all these flights, and he insists that the Secret Service bring him all the mail that they collect at the rallies, and he just sits there and he reads them. | ||
| If he can read, I would be... | ||
| One, I think he would need to use reading glasses, and he can't do that. | ||
| So I don't think he can read anymore. | ||
| I genuinely kind of don't think he can. | ||
| I don't want to speculate on whether he can or not. | ||
| I'm going to say he's unwilling to. | ||
| At the very least. | ||
| But Trump, man, he reads. | ||
| Not just on planes. | ||
| Not just on planes. | ||
| Is he reading your letters? | ||
| Because, you know, like... | ||
| The whole joke with people is like, I wouldn't watch that, but I'd watch it on a plane. | ||
| So like Trump's stuck on the plane. | ||
| Maybe read your mail because he's fucking bored. | ||
| He needs an endorphin rush. | ||
| It's not just on planes. | ||
| Trump is like Superman. | ||
| He's at the White House. | ||
| He makes them bring him pallets of mail from the warehouse down the road. | ||
| And they think he's insane. | ||
| And he goes in at night and just reads it. | ||
| And I mean, this guy's something special, folks. | ||
| I am the knight. | ||
| I am mailman. | ||
| Trump's had the Secret Service call me, okay? | ||
| I mean, it's not about me acting. | ||
| Why do they want to kill me, folks? | ||
| Because I represent you. | ||
| I'm just like you. | ||
| I've just got a bigger connection with the president. | ||
| This is fucked up. | ||
| Trump's had the Secret Service call me. | ||
| Alex, excuse me. | ||
| Secret Service. | ||
| Could you leave us alone? | ||
| Please. | ||
| Please stop. | ||
| Hey, Alex. | ||
| Just leave us alone. | ||
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Chill. | |
| Yeah, calm it down, buddy. | ||
| Yeah, so Trump reads all your mail on plane rides, and then at night, he's sitting there just reading mail, and they think he's crazy. | ||
| This guy's special. | ||
| That is still crazy! | ||
| It's a little much. | ||
| So Alex comes back from the break and he starts talking about some Bible stuff. | ||
| And we know that Alex is really big into religion, big into Christianity. | ||
| Interdimensional beings. | ||
| Although he does say something here that makes me think I don't know if he knows much about the Bible. | ||
| What did the book of Jose say? | ||
| 4-6. | ||
| I'm sorry, what now? | ||
| King James Version. | ||
| My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge, because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee. | ||
| That thou shalt be no priest to me, seeing thou hast forgotten the law of God, I will also forget thy children. | ||
| So for me, it's not a power trip that the president has people listening to the show every day, a whole team of people. | ||
| It's not a power trip that when he gets information from me, he particularly goes and looks it up. | ||
| It's a responsibility. | ||
| That took a turn from the Bible verse. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Book of Hosea? | ||
| I don't want to be a dick about this because, honestly, Alex is close on the pronunciation. | ||
| He said the book of Hosea, but it's the book of Hosea. | ||
| I know that's close, but it's super far off for anyone who has any familiarity with the Bible. | ||
| I don't believe that anyone who's read the Bible or has been involved in any church with any regularity would not know how to pronounce the name of the book Hosea. | ||
| It's just unbelievable to me that someone with any real history with the Bible would encounter that word and think it might be Jose. | ||
| This, along with all the other things that Alex does, makes me suspect that his connection with the Bible might actually be superficial. | ||
| Or maybe he appreciates Mexican people more than we thought. | ||
| No, I just don't think... | ||
| He's putting them in the Bible now! | ||
| I think he's completely unfamiliar with the actual Bible. | ||
| No idea. | ||
| Little things like that just keep coming up of like, what are you doing? | ||
| Oral tradition is what will save us, Dan. | ||
| Not the written Bible. | ||
| God can change the written Bible, but he can't change our words. | ||
| What? | ||
| Something like that? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Book of Jose. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So, earlier in the show, Alex was freaking out a little bit. | ||
| You might have noticed that. | ||
| I didn't. | ||
| He wasn't on the show. | ||
| Right before he wasn't on the show, he was on the show. | ||
| I don't remember him being on the show. | ||
| I'm going to be honest with you. | ||
| In his next clip, he kind of explains why he was freaking out. | ||
| And it's because Trump relies on him for information. | ||
| I've never in 26 years on air not been able to go out and lay out what I know because there's just so much. | ||
| It's like, where do you start? | ||
| Well, you've got limited time. | ||
| What do you say? | ||
| I know. | ||
| The president probably only has time to watch five minutes of what I say a day that's boiled down. | ||
| And if I say to message the president, they mark that down and give it to him. | ||
| And it's not that I'm choking because I'm not even nervous. | ||
| It's more like, my God, this is actually a real president surrounded by criminals and he has to get information from me? | ||
| And then I just... | ||
| I feel guilty that I haven't done a better job. | ||
| You should. | ||
| So yeah, you're picking up what he's saying there? | ||
| Here's the way I'm interpreting that. | ||
| Much like the Bible, it is open to interpretation. | ||
| And the Constitution. | ||
| What I hear is, if I say drink bleach and Trump says it, people are going to think I'm influencing the president to say I drink bleach. | ||
| If I disagree with drinking bleach... | ||
| I'm gonna lose the support of all my wacko friends who would rather Trump drink bleach than anything else. | ||
| So he's caught in a catch-22 of... | ||
| I don't want people to drink bleach, but somehow that's a controversial thing to say in my world right now. | ||
| That's an interesting reading of it. | ||
| I have a slightly different reading. | ||
| And that is like, hey, I can't do my show because of the immense pressure because I know Trump is getting his information from me. | ||
| And that's why I was freaking out earlier because I'm not doing a good enough job. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because I know that Trump has a team listening to my show. | ||
| And whenever I say this is a message for the president, they cut it out and they give it to Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is the same thing with Steve Pachanek thinking the newspaper's talking to him. | ||
| No, for sure. | ||
| Like, honestly, this is just cuckoos. | ||
| Cuckoo stuff. | ||
| I mean, it would be if it weren't for the fact that Trump said, let's drink bleach. | ||
| But Alex doesn't say that. | ||
| In which case, it does feel like the TV's talking to you. | ||
| That's more of a QAnon thing. | ||
| No, no, no, totally. | ||
| But that feels more like the TV's talking to you than it ever has before, I would imagine. | ||
| Like, if the president is saying wacko shit like what you're talking about. | ||
| If you're a QAnon person, if you're like Jordan Sather, then yes. | ||
| Something like that, but... | ||
| With Alex, he's not really on that tip, necessarily. | ||
| I don't hear him push drinking bleach or the bleach people. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Maybe he's resentful. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because Alex hasn't even... | ||
| He's pretending that all Trump was saying is sunlight is good for you. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So he's not even rebutting the part about injectable disinfectants. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| So I don't know. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's all just a rationalization for why he left the show three times earlier. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| As he said, the show went sideways. | ||
| It's not because he's too important. | ||
| That I will say. | ||
| Well, that's what he thinks. | ||
| Definitively. | ||
| So Alex gets real doomy in this next clip. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he's just like, well, this is over. | ||
| Well, I'm not going to sit here and take it. | ||
| So remember, I've got their plan. | ||
| They hate it. | ||
| I advise the president. | ||
| They can't stop us. | ||
| And long after I'm shuffled in my grave, you can save this on a memory stick. | ||
| So when they're killing you, you can get this out. | ||
| There's still time to stop them in the future. | ||
| Only in the future. | ||
| We lost this round. | ||
| We've lost this round. | ||
| We can only stop them in the future. | ||
| That's pretty much like, well, we're fucked. | ||
| Come with me if you want to die. | ||
| In the short term. | ||
| In the short term. | ||
| We'll get it later. | ||
| Time travel and whatnot. | ||
| On the 27th, there isn't a lot of really good stuff going on, but trust me, it makes up for it in bucketfuls. | ||
| Food bucketfuls on the 28th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But this is really, there's really just like, I was listening to this, and most of the time on the 27th, I was just thinking, you asshole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And this clip is one of the times that I had that response. | ||
| President Trump is not an idiot savant. | ||
| He's an idiot. | ||
| He is a genius savant. | ||
| But he does have savant-like characteristics. | ||
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What? | |
| He learns things very, very quickly. | ||
| He takes in all information. | ||
| But sometimes he seems disconnected from the general public because they're not at that level. | ||
| A person who is highly knowledgeable about one subject but knows little about anything else. | ||
| So I would call him a full-spectrum savant. | ||
| But it looks like when you're talking to Trump that he's not listening to you. | ||
| But that's not what he's doing. | ||
| He's accessing his full subconscious mind. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Trump is probably the smartest person on the planet. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| This is sad. | ||
| This is... | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Look, when you say he did some dear leader type shit, I'm thinking he's doing some dear leader type shit. | ||
| Not literally. | ||
| Trump's probably the smartest person in the world. | ||
| He's our god king? | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| I mean, he has infinite wisdom. | ||
| You know how idiot savants, they know one thing? | ||
| He's a savant, but for everything. | ||
| Why have words? | ||
| Why have them? | ||
| And when it appears that he's rude, when he's being rude to people, or maybe it looks like he's not paying attention, it's just because he's so much smarter. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's not because he has the attention span of a mouse. | ||
| It is because he is a genius. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| That's sad. | ||
| That was so sad. | ||
| That was very upsetting. | ||
| That is so sad. | ||
| I can't imagine listening to myself say something like that and then surviving it. | ||
| That's serial. | ||
| Yeah, I'm dead. | ||
| So Alex has some breaking news that he wants to get to, and also, I don't know if you still have your bingo card, but we might find out that another movie is real. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Look at this little juicy that just broke. | ||
| Don't say it like that. | ||
| There's a special report I'm about to play from the movie Contagion, where the bad guy warns everybody the vaccine's tainted and he sells supplements so he causes the earth to die. | ||
| And you see the lockdown cities and all the precursors and the conditioning. | ||
| So not only is Contagion real, it's about Alex. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds right. | ||
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Cool. | |
| That sounds right. | ||
| So he's got this breaking news that's a juicy... | ||
| I really didn't like him doing that. | ||
| That really bummed me out. | ||
| You don't like hearing about the new juicy? | ||
| That really bummed me out. | ||
| Well, here's what the story is. | ||
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Okay. | |
| U.S. says we'll not take part in WHO drug trials vaccine initiative launch, which we know is going to have COVID-19 in it. | ||
| Reuters, the United States, after China already hit us with contaminated tests, will not take part in launching the global initiative on Friday to speed the development, production, and distribution of drugs and vaccines against COVID-19. | ||
| A spokesperson for the U.S. mission in Geneva told Reuters. | ||
| Alex is editorializing pretty heavily when he was appearing to be reading a quote. | ||
| Yeah, that is no longer a piece of juicy. | ||
| I will tell you that right now. | ||
| And also, the underlying story here is insanely bad news. | ||
| Alex is presenting it as Trump being too smart to get caught up in this evil vaccine work, but in reality, what it demonstrates is a really scary level of isolation we're taking on. | ||
| Also, this news didn't just break. | ||
| The Guardian reported on this story on April 24th, three days before the episode Alex is doing, where he's calling this a breaking, juicy piece of news. | ||
| What happened is that global leaders got together on a video call and, quote, pledged to accelerate cooperation on a coronavirus vaccine. | ||
| But that's not all. | ||
| It was also about sharing research, and as The Guardian reported, Because Trump has shown such outright hostility to the WHO, he couldn't take part in this meeting without giving an implied endorsement of them, which he's too much of a baby to do. | ||
| And so, the supposed leader of the free world, the head of the world's great superpower, turned his back on an international pledge to make sure the developing world is not left behind because they can't afford to pursue the level of medical research that we can. | ||
| Fuck all this, and fuck Alex for celebrating it. | ||
| This is stupid. | ||
| It is very much... | ||
| Man, it's like... | ||
| He's turning America into the shithole that he thinks other people... | ||
| Other places are in order to justify America being... | ||
| I'm flabbergasted that... | ||
| It's hard to get your head around. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| There are no adults and we're all stupid. | ||
| We're all just fucking stupid. | ||
| It's tragic. | ||
| It's very tragic. | ||
| But if there's a saving grace, it's the knowing that Alex's days on air are clearly numbered based on how frequently he keeps talking about how this shit's over. | ||
| WHO, that's the Scientific Satanic Eugenics Dictatorship, goes down to gates, eugenics groups, all of them. | ||
| I mean, I personally talked to some very high-level people, and I told them all of this just days ago, over the phone. | ||
| Now, you can imagine what they do. | ||
| Target right on me. | ||
| But see, that's a two-way street, the target, the cross. | ||
| I'm in God's hands now. | ||
| I just want listeners to know that if I get obliterated very, very soon, it's okay. | ||
| Very, very soon. | ||
| I didn't understand Trump didn't have any advisors telling him this. | ||
| I never knew my real power was not even talking to the general public, which is a big one. | ||
| When I actually tried to communicate with the president, it was like the ship's going kind of like this. | ||
| I was telling the crew, like, is this like The Running Man? | ||
| Or not The Running Man, is this like, what's that movie? | ||
| Total Recall, where you plug into the Matrix and you're saving Mars, but really it's all hallucination. | ||
| Cool, man. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Yeah, so the end is very, very soon if I get obliterated. | ||
| Three breasts. | ||
| Huh? | ||
| What? | ||
| Total recall. | ||
| Oh, yes. | ||
| I forgot. | ||
| So we have one last clip from the 27th. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think that this is... | ||
| Also, he interviewed Lord Moncton, but I don't give a shit. | ||
| Don't give a fuck. | ||
| So this is a real problem. | ||
| For Alex. | ||
| Let me tell you, you better choose a side, folks. | ||
| You're with the Chi-Coms or you're with the Anglo-American establishment. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| We've reached right now. | ||
| So that little line indicates to me a complete lack of awareness in Alex of his own worldview. | ||
| He doesn't know what he's saying. | ||
| What he wants to say is that you're either with China or you're with his weird white supremacist patriot buddies, but he's using language that has a very specific and very different meaning in the world of his conspiracies. | ||
| When Alex says Anglo-American establishment, he's not talking about the West. | ||
| He cannot be, because the foundation of his narratives about the globalists largely rests upon the foundation of misrepresentations of Carol Quigley's writing. | ||
| Alex pretends that he's read Quigley's book, Tragedy and Hope, and in that book, Quigley admits that there's a group of people who operate in secret to control the world. | ||
| These are the roundtable groups who control the Council on Foreign Relations, the Royal Institute of International Affairs, and countless other bodies. | ||
| This group was set up by Cecil Rhodes and Alfred Milner, and Quigley very clearly refers to the collection of these groups as the Anglo-American Establishment. | ||
| That's literally the name of Quigley's previous book about Rhodes and the influence he's had over the years. | ||
| I've heard Alex use that term in relation to Quigley many times. | ||
| It's shorthand for the proto-globalists in the sphere of the Infowars conspiracy. | ||
| So I refuse to believe that Alex would ever use that expression to denote something positive in opposition to the Chinese because it literally means globalists. | ||
| You're either with the people I hate, or you're with the people I hate. | ||
| And I'm on the side of... | ||
| Somebody. | ||
| I don't know anymore. | ||
| This isn't something that you could possibly slip up and say unless you have no idea what you're talking about. | ||
| You speak mostly randomly and you don't have a good handle on your source material. | ||
| This would literally be like me saying you can either support Satan or you can support the info war. | ||
| That's the situation we're in. | ||
| I don't believe that this is a slip up on Alex's part. | ||
| I think it's an indication that he really doesn't know what Anglo-American establishment means. | ||
| I think he was grasping for words and he remembered that he said those particular words before and it sounded good. | ||
| Unfortunately, he happened to accidentally suggest that siding with the globalists is a good idea because he doesn't know anything. | ||
| He doesn't mean anything. | ||
| He's just talking shit. | ||
| I think it's fairly easy to say that if he doesn't mean Anglo-American establishment in the way that even his conspiracies suggest, what he really meant is you're either with white people or you're with Chinese people. | ||
| Well, I mean, more or less. | ||
| Like I said, that's what he's pulling towards. | ||
| But that term means something. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So that's a problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we start the 28th, and holy shit, I cannot wait to get to the fun on this episode. | ||
| But we start where Alex starts, and that's him talking about how the end is near for him. | ||
| And we're not dead yet. | ||
| In fact, we're stronger than ever, hitting the final stretch. | ||
| Now to complete the operation. | ||
| Now to complete the operation. | ||
| We're in the final stretch. | ||
| Just say the day! | ||
| Just fucking say next week! | ||
| I mean, he might not know exactly when he plans to shut things down, but I can't... | ||
| You know, like, a lot of people... | ||
| I'll be honest. | ||
| There's a chance that this is all just theatrics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's so consistent. | ||
| It's too real. | ||
| It's been going on for a while now, and it just feels more real than other times he's done these modeling performances. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We could be talking about him in a year and look back on this and feel like idiots that we were like, oh man. | ||
| I will not feel like an idiot. | ||
| He should feel like an idiot. | ||
| Sure. | ||
|
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That is true. | |
| This is his fault, not mine. | ||
| And one of the reasons that I take this more real than other times that he said, we'll be gone, we're done. | ||
| Actually, I don't think there are that many times he's been that blunt about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But one of the reasons that I take it as more real is affect is so fucking flat lately. | ||
| Like, he's just real slow and like, fuck this. | ||
| A lot of long pauses. | ||
| Well, the long pauses are not too uncommon, but like, he's just no energy, just fucking ugh. | ||
| We're seeing the full force of the New World Order, Marxist-Leninist system to shut off an economy, bankrupt the people, shut down the farms, and complete our journey to slavery. | ||
| But through this process, we will yet again discover the spirit of Americana, the Renaissance in 1776, which shall set us free. | ||
| I am zenned out. | ||
| I am focused today. | ||
| I have really cogitated on what needs to be done, and I am ready to deliver you the next level. | ||
| Of the transmission. | ||
| He sounds like he's on a tranquilizer. | ||
| It doesn't sound focused. | ||
|
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I'm ready to send you on the next mission. | |
| He sounds sedated. | ||
|
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Should you choose to accept the mission? | |
| Impossible. | ||
| There's no life behind that. | ||
| There's no vigor. | ||
| And that's fairly regular these days. | ||
| Which is one of the reasons why I take it more like, yeah, this is not going to last. | ||
| Because generally, when you want to rile people up to your cause or whatever, you don't come in with like, ah, fuck it. | ||
| But that's the vibe he's giving off. | ||
| Yeah, he's giving off a real Biden vibe right now. | ||
| So Alex talks about how he's going to take calls, and he also talks about, like, I don't ever get to the news. | ||
| Let me just do this. | ||
| Let me give the number up because I really want to have more calls on the show and I want to get it up front. | ||
| I want to take calls within the first hour most days at least. | ||
| But I tend to not get to a lot of news these days because there's just so much. | ||
| It's so insane. | ||
| You can't do justice to each piece of this. | ||
| And so why even get to it? | ||
| In fact, I've got hundreds of news stories and dozens of incredible video clips. | ||
| The mentality that says there's so much news, so why get to any of it? | ||
| Can't do everything, so why do anything, Dan? | ||
| It's very dumb. | ||
| It's incredibly dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not how you get things done. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Because if you have, let's say, five stories that are all big, it's better to focus on one and do it well than just say, fuck it, I can't get to all five of these. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's a ludicrous strategy. | ||
| It's not uncommon to find yourself thinking something along those lines for a little bit, but it seems like he's been doing that his entire career, Dan. | ||
| I don't think that's a good process. | ||
| It's a dark moment that you can have, but when you want to get back to business, when you get down to work... | ||
| Focus on one thing. | ||
| Get it done. | ||
| Focus on actionable items and then move through them, move forward. | ||
| That's how you maximize your productivity. | ||
| Don't worry about the five. | ||
| Look at the one. | ||
| Do one thing with your whole ass, not two things with half. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Down home wisdom. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which Alex should be into because he likes folksy nonsense. | ||
| So Alex in this next clip talks about how his team, come on, man, they're the good guys. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The sides are so clear cut here, folks. | ||
| We're the good guys. | ||
| And everybody knows it. | ||
| I mean, the enemy can barely even talk or operate. | ||
| You can't shut me up. | ||
| You can't shut you up. | ||
| Our track record is just solid platinum. | ||
| Because we're real, folks. | ||
| I mean, we're the real deal. | ||
| And you're the real deal. | ||
| And that's why your prayers are paramount. | ||
| And then you're spreading the word is penultimate. | ||
| And then you've got the trifecta there. | ||
| But beneath that is a financial support. | ||
| But you pray? | ||
| Number one. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You spread the word. | ||
| That's number two. | ||
| Penultimate. | ||
| And then that little added magic is the money. | ||
| And I never even wanted money until it tried to shut me down 15 years ago. | ||
| And literally, God said to me, I'm not kidding, you need to stop being ashamed. | ||
| You need to build an operation that's huge. | ||
| You need to fight them on every front. | ||
| And you need to be prosperous. | ||
| And you need to do that. | ||
| And I did it. | ||
| And you did it. | ||
| And here we are today. | ||
| And so now, when you buy a product at InfoWarsTore.com, you're not just getting a great product. | ||
| You are putting money into the Second American Revolution worldwide, and you've seen it pay off. | ||
| Ooh, so God told him to chase money, so... | ||
| Alex, it is I, your deity. | ||
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I command you to get that paper. | |
| Alex, this is God. | ||
| Scare people and then sell them gold in a manipulative way. | ||
| It's the only way to stop the demons. | ||
| Alex, it's me! | ||
| God, you need to scam people more. | ||
| Alex, have you considered super male vitality? | ||
| Make men feel like they're weak and then sell them pills to solve their problems. | ||
|
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Alex, water filters! | |
| The end! | ||
| Why didn't I make better water? | ||
| I like that. | ||
| I really do enjoy that. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what God loves and what God doesn't, but I just have a sense that they wouldn't be so thrilled with that. | ||
| I think God's more a bone broth guy. | ||
| That's my theory. | ||
| So this next clip is where I started to get the sense that we're in trouble. | ||
| We're in big trouble. | ||
| This was where I was just like, uh-oh. | ||
| Does it go sideways? | ||
| I don't even know that. | ||
| That's an understatement. | ||
| It goes ass over tea kettle. | ||
| Is that an expression? | ||
| Is that a folksy expression? | ||
| I don't think so, but I'm fine with it. | ||
| I don't want to go to that level yet unless we can't turn this around, but if you have nothing left to lose, one human could go out and take out 15 5G towers and surveillance grids before you get killed by the drones. | ||
| Even if they have a drone on every block. | ||
| And once other humans see other humans do something, Stampedes don't just go in the direction of slavery. | ||
| Stampedes go... | ||
| Instead of, like, running around cowering and pissing on ourselves, everybody gets fired up against their weapons, and then we're unstoppable. | ||
| And I'm telling the New World Order, that's all you're summoning. | ||
| I can feel it. | ||
| And technology's not a bad thing. | ||
| Like, fire's not a bad thing. | ||
| Fire to light your hearth and cook some food. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| But if you want to put me on that fire, you think I'm on the spit? | ||
| I got an idea. | ||
| I'm going to use that fire on your ass. | ||
| Great analogy. | ||
| You want to take my guns and tell me I'm a slave? | ||
| I'll use a knife and take your guns. | ||
| What? | ||
| You're literally going to bring a knife to a gunfight? | ||
| You want to burn, baby, burn? | ||
| These damn robots are going to burn. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now, we're not at that point yet, but I want you to intergenerationally Understand the power you have as a weapon. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| You got power to take care of your babies and grow crops and be a good person. | ||
| That's a weapon? | ||
| Or is it? | ||
| But you've got the sacred right to defend yourself and to kill what other people are trying to kill your ass. | ||
| You understand that? | ||
| You understand me? | ||
| You need to find your spirit and stop giving in to these devil worshippers. | ||
| While they're trying to enslave you and your family and take everything you've got and everything you ever are and destroy your children. | ||
|
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Oh, boy. | |
| And you need to let them know that you will defeat them one way or another. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And it's that spirit that's going to prevail. | ||
| But you've got to find that spirit and just have it there and know that it's something that's going to empower you to work hard and be good and not get in a fight with your wife or your husband. | ||
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I was a bad husband! | |
| I was a bad husband! | ||
| You know these technocrats are up there trying to screw you over, but just by you making it a human future, and just by you living a good life, as the French say, the best revenge is living well, you're kicking their ass, these blue blood scumbags that are so unhappy, they project their hatred of themselves onto us, and we reject their hate. | ||
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I... | |
| Yeah, that was where I was like, we're in trouble. | ||
| That is... | ||
| That is a... | ||
| That's a complicated psychodrama that just played out right there. | ||
| That went all over the place. | ||
| That was everywhere. | ||
| It's not yet time to kill, but I'll burn your ass! | ||
| It starts out with... | ||
| I could be the Unabomber. | ||
| It goes through to, I was a bad husband and father. | ||
| It continues on to, yeah, maybe I am projecting my hate onto you by telling you that you're projecting your hate onto me. | ||
| There are some layers to it. | ||
| That's an onion. | ||
| I think that there's some interesting pieces, too, with the, like him saying, at the beginning there, he's saying, like, when you have nothing left to lose, one person could take out five of these towers or 15 of these towers. | ||
| Sure, sure, fine. | ||
| So, you know, the idea of having nothing left to lose is important to hold onto. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because I think that that's the mode that Alex is definitely in. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| We've lost this round. | ||
| There's nothing left to lose. | ||
| I have nothing left to lose, and I am on murder street. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that gives that vibe. | ||
| And then the yelling about murder! | ||
| Murder! | ||
| But it's in self-defense. | ||
| Of course it is! | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that it's fine. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| If someone's going to kill you, I don't think it's morally wrong to kill them. | ||
| Use lethal force if someone's going to kill you. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now. | ||
| Is getting a vaccine the same thing as someone rushing you with a gun or a knife? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I would say that Alex's definition of what requires lethal force in self-defense might be a little bit off. | ||
| This is the problem with the intolerant left in this country, Dan. | ||
| You're always out here like, oh, don't kill people because of vaccines. | ||
| It's part of what I believe! | ||
| First Amendment! | ||
| And then he goes from the yelling about killing and burning these robots into chores. | ||
| I don't understand what's going on. | ||
| Oh, I do. | ||
| Oh, I do. | ||
| But that's where I was like, we're not safe. | ||
| We're not safe. | ||
| No, no, this is not good. | ||
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No. | |
| So he ends up going to break a little bit after that, and he comes back. | ||
| I think the crew knew they needed to chill him out a little bit. | ||
| You mean get him off the air, tackle him, and send him somewhere? | ||
| They really should have. | ||
| This is incitement. | ||
| Dude, this goes... | ||
| To places you could never imagine. | ||
| This goes so badly. | ||
| Anybody should have stopped him at any point. | ||
| Someone really should have hit the big button that says, like, off air or whatever. | ||
| The big red button. | ||
| But I think their first attempt to try and get Alex into a better headspace is playing You Belong to the City. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| Because that tends to mellow him out. | ||
| This will do it. | ||
| And he has a knee-jerk reaction. | ||
| Every single time they play this, he gives a speech over it. | ||
| So he does, but it's very cookie-cutter. | ||
| This is very... | ||
| Try the numbers. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| All right. | ||
| You can feel it. | ||
| You can taste it. | ||
| You can see it. | ||
| You can face it. | ||
| You can hear it. | ||
| Oh, yes, you can. | ||
| We're getting near it. | ||
| We're getting so near it right now. | ||
|
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Oh, baby. | |
| You got to sign it all over your life, your children's lives, everything you got. | ||
| You don't want to lose them or lose your own life. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
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If you don't, you bet it all. | |
| They're going to use it against you. | ||
| And then they got you. | ||
| And then you're a slave. | ||
| And all of us and all of our peoples have been slaves before. | ||
| And we dream of being free. | ||
| And America, for all its sins, was that promise, that dream, that for so many was realized. | ||
| And so it created incredible wealth and power. | ||
| And then evil came here to try to take that power. | ||
| And all they had to do was embrace it. | ||
| And love humanity. | ||
| And love competition. | ||
| And embrace the animating contest. | ||
| All right. | ||
|
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I want to go to your phone calls. | |
| Quick fact check on America being the dream of freedom. | ||
| There's a lot of slavery. | ||
| I don't remember that part. | ||
| For some people, not such a great dream of freedom, Alex. | ||
| You know, we had that war for states' rights. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Alex has told us it's to give black people rights. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So he wants to take some calls, but he also wants to tell you about how he's not scared. | ||
| He's like Bone Crusher. | ||
| He's never scared. | ||
| Can you imagine telling the president or his advisors? | ||
| The stuff I say on air. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Can you imagine when I've delivered the president packets of info with all the proof? | ||
| Talk about, that's pretty cool, isn't it? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| But what does that say? | ||
| It says we're so incredibly weak, it takes some crazy dude from Texas to do it because everybody else is too scared. | ||
| I'm scared to not do it. | ||
| I mean, let these crazy people run everything? | ||
| I mean, I'm doing this because I'm scared. | ||
| I'm not doing this because I'm on some power trip or I'm doing some, you know, measuring contest of how long my tallywacker has. | ||
| I'm doing this because I'm scared of these people. | ||
| I just don't get rolling over to evil like that makes you safe. | ||
| Oh, the big bad wolf just came to my house and ate half my family. | ||
| But if I pet him, he'll eat me last. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm going to kill the big bad wolf. | ||
| That was not the moral of that story. | ||
| Why do we grovel? | ||
| Because if the big bad wolf knew he came in our house, we were going to attack him, he'd run. | ||
| But instead, when the big bad wolf comes in, I used to watch when I was a kid, like Friday the 13th, and I always wonder, like, do people run through the woods and they see Jason and they fall down and crawl and scream and let him kill him? | ||
| And I thought, that's ridiculous. | ||
| I would fight. | ||
| See, I was following my instincts. | ||
| But I learned later, no, the average man or woman would actually fall down to some guy with a machete instead of getting a rock or a stick and killing their ass, or at least fighting. | ||
| And I thought, well, everybody's gonna, like, get a rock or a stick or fight this out. | ||
| Some dude pulls a machete on me. | ||
| I'm gonna pick this table up and smash it over the head. | ||
| I'm not some badass. | ||
| I'll just kill your ass. | ||
| I mean, I don't understand this, but see, everybody isn't a leader, folks. | ||
| Most everybody else goes, like in the movies, oh, oh, oh, oh, don't kill me. | ||
| No, please don't. | ||
| And that's why they get their ass killed. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So all I'm telling America and the world is this. | ||
| Stop laying down. | ||
| Stop kissing ass. | ||
| Good people work with them. | ||
| Work together. | ||
| That's a great thing. | ||
| But don't let them twist that instinct to lay down a tyranny. | ||
| Your phone calls are coming up. | ||
| I'll say this. | ||
| I need money to fight these wars. | ||
| And you're the wind in my sails. | ||
| We got products you need. | ||
| Food back in stock. | ||
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| Not scared. | ||
| Long thing about fighting back against horror movie monsters. | ||
| Come out, come out, or I'll blow your house down. | ||
| And the first little piggy shot him to death from his doorway. | ||
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Yeah, because he had a Barrett 30 cow. | |
| I'll build my house out of whatever the fuck I want. | ||
| So Alex goes out to break there. | ||
| When he comes back, this is where it all falls apart. | ||
| That was keeping it together? | ||
| Comparatively. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Comparatively, that was totally sane. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Normally, maybe I would spend more time on that, but I can't because Alex completely loses his shit. | ||
| Restaurants I've gone to since I was a baby. | ||
| Lubies. | ||
| Those old ladies. | ||
| Poor old ladies. | ||
| Why is Trump being all confident? | ||
| Because he knows if he isn't confident, we'll go into total depression. | ||
| I'm talking about... | ||
| Nothing at the store. | ||
| We're like, I don't want to say this, folks, but I got to be honest with you. | ||
| It's about a 60% chance we go into total collapse. | ||
| And I mean, power going off sometimes. | ||
| I mean, baby starving to death. | ||
| I mean, you ain't getting your medicine. | ||
| I mean, it's done. | ||
| And there's one thing I want to say, and I'm not a vindictive person, but I'm not taking the blame. | ||
| And America shouldn't take the blame. | ||
| Why would anyone blame Alex? | ||
| Why is his first thought to be like, alright, there's a 60% chance that this whole thing's going down, and guess what? | ||
| Not my fault. | ||
| Probably because somewhere along the line he realizes that it's all of the things that he championed that... | ||
| Are going to make the collapse happen. | ||
| I think on some subconscious level, he might have a feeling about that. | ||
| He's like, oh, maybe whenever everybody does the stuff that I want to do, as we've seen over the past three years, we're all gonna die. | ||
| Yeah, there might be some part of his brain that's unaccessible to his conscious brain that is screaming that at him. | ||
| Let me out! | ||
| Let me out! | ||
| So 60% chance total collapse. | ||
| We get some more numbers in this next clip. | ||
| And then Alex makes a confession. | ||
| That will rock the ages. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is something... | ||
| Tom Cruise, rock of ages? | ||
| ...miked down hard for this. | ||
| Okay, all right. | ||
| This changes everything. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'll go to your calls, but let me... | ||
| You know, let's just go to your calls. | ||
| I'll say it next segment, but... | ||
| You understand it's not just rhetoric when I tell you about the Depression. | ||
| You can go look this up yourself. | ||
| 90% of people lived in... | ||
| The country. | ||
| About half of those were self-sufficient. | ||
| That's 45% of people were totally self-sufficient. | ||
| Today it's 5%. | ||
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We have a collapse. | |
| Here's why I felt so sick. | ||
| I'll admit it. | ||
| I will eat my neighbors. | ||
| I'm not letting my kids die. | ||
| I'm just going to be honest. | ||
| My superpower's being honest. | ||
| Alex will eat his neighbors. | ||
| When things go bad, he will eat his neighbors. | ||
| Someone needs to send this broadcast to them. | ||
| Quickly! | ||
| Get out now! | ||
| Get this to the neighborhood watch. | ||
| One of those neighborhood apps where people talk to each other? | ||
| If there's one thing that Alex shouldn't be concerned about, it's fucking food. | ||
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He said he stocked his Tuesday bunker with tons of food. | |
| Yeah, but protein isn't meat, Dan. | ||
| Protein isn't meat. | ||
| He shouldn't have... | ||
| Any sort of feeling of like, I'm going to eat my neighbors. | ||
| Because his number one sponsor is a survival food company. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He keeps talking about how he's ordered more and more food from them. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He should be set on food. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| No need to cannibal. | ||
| He's had his eye on Chuck for a long time. | ||
| It's time. | ||
| It's just time. | ||
| Kind of makes you think. | ||
| It's just time to get it done. | ||
| He's got that. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| So fucked up. | ||
| I'll just be honest with you. | ||
| I'll eat my neighbors. | ||
| Thanks for being honest. | ||
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Cool. | |
| So, also, Alex is making up numbers about the Great Depression again. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| According to the Library of Congress, by 1900, the year 1900, 30% of the U.S. population had migrated to cities and were living in areas you could call urban centers. | ||
| I don't know if Alex expects people to believe that between 1900 and 1929, approximately two-thirds of the urban population relocated back to rural areas, but either way, he's just talking shit. | ||
| According to 2018 data from Pew Social Trends, a majority of the US population lives in areas that would be qualified as suburban at this point. | ||
| Rural population is approximately 14% at that point, and urban comes in around 31%. | ||
| According to Pew, one of the primary drivers of the higher level of population in urban areas is immigration. | ||
| Most of the time, people who come to this country from another country aren't doing so to settle in rural Montana. | ||
| Most of the time, they'll gravitate towards locations with the most job opportunities or places with at least some semblance of community that they can connect with, like people who share their country of origin or religious practices. | ||
| Those things are not as likely to be found in rural areas as compared to urban ones. | ||
| There are other variables, but this is one big driver of urban and suburban population growth. | ||
| Anyway, Alex is just making things up about urban and rural areas, as well as about the Great Depression. | ||
| But good to know that he would eat his neighbors. | ||
| Yeah, I'll tell you, my small town growing up did not have a Koreatown, so I don't think... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And people like to... | ||
| Part of larger assimilation is also... | ||
| The entry, entry-ability. | ||
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Of course. | |
| And a lot of that is having people who have some sort of a shared identity with you. | ||
| It makes it so much easier. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And so that's one of the big drivers of, like, you see larger growth in urban and suburban areas. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| So anyway, I don't really care. | ||
| Alex is stupid. | ||
| But I thought maybe he was just saying, like, I'd eat my neighbors and it was a throwaway thing. | ||
| Nope, we're going to go on a long... | ||
| He seems pretty serious about wanting to... | ||
| Does he have a plan? | ||
| Eh. | ||
| My superpower's being honest. | ||
| I've extrapolated this out. | ||
| I don't have to for a few years since I got food and stuff, but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going, am I ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up? | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I'm ready. | ||
| My daughters aren't starving to death. | ||
| I'll eat my neighbors. | ||
| See, my superpower is being honest. | ||
| I'll eat your ass. | ||
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I will. | |
| I'm a combat model. | ||
| 2020 is the year of eating ass. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| The point is, is have you thought about that yet? | ||
| Because I'm somebody that thought I could fix this, and I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. | ||
| Sizing up my neighbor. | ||
| I'm going to haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up. | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
| My children aren't going hungry. | ||
| Rob Dew should have tackled him long ago at this point. | ||
| Dad, this is really stringy. | ||
| You said you found this in the forest. | ||
| Dad, is this Chuck? | ||
| Is this Chuck? | ||
| Well, technically. | ||
| Your superpower is being honest. | ||
| Yeah, it's Chuck. | ||
| Chuck the neighbor, not ground Chuck. | ||
| Well, it is ground Chuck. | ||
| Are we playing meet who's on first here? | ||
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Exactly. | |
| All right. | ||
| So I know we've heard Alex talk a lot in the past about how after 15 days of no food, we all become cannibals, but I don't think I've ever heard him discuss his willingness, or dare I say, enthusiasm, to eat his neighbors. | ||
| Fantastical enthusiasm. | ||
| It made me wonder, so I decided to look into cannibalism a little bit, and I found two interesting bits of research on the subject that I think Alex should consider. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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The first came from a 2017 article in Time about research done by James Cole, a senior lecturer in anthropology at the University of Chicago. | |
| of Brighton. | ||
| Cole published a study in Nature that looked at the caloric content of a human body, like all the edible parts. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And he came to the conclusion that it seems unlikely that most of the historical instances of cannibalism were driven by a need for food, except in cases like the Donner Party. | ||
| Part of the reason for this is that, as Cole put it, the mental and physical effort to hunt a hominin would presumably be much greater given the hominin's ability to fight, run, and think their way out of the hunt. | ||
| What he's getting at is that compared to most any other source of food, the calories you would expend to eat a person would almost not be worth it from a nutritional perspective. | ||
| It's a bad strategy, unless you literally have no other option, and even then you probably do have a better option you haven't considered, like various wild plants. | ||
| So what you're saying is that he has come to the scientific conclusion that man is the most dangerous game. | ||
| Or the most calorie-intensive game. | ||
| Yeah, most of the time, any kind of cannibalism was more ritualistic. | ||
| Yeah, or somebody's already dead. | ||
| Conceivably, yeah. | ||
| The second article I found was pretty interesting. | ||
| It was in The Sun, discussing a recent study published in the Journal of Forensic Science. | ||
| Researchers profiled five cases of people who practiced cannibalism and found that they had some interesting commonalities. | ||
| Essentially, what they found was the people who ended up eating other people are pretty consistently either severely schizophrenic or they're survivors of intensely dysfunctional childhoods. | ||
| In the case of two case studies, quote, feelings of humiliation seem to be the trigger, and both patients assaulted their victims at a time when they suffered a loss of self-esteem. | ||
| Granted, Alex isn't actually eating anyone right now, but he's talking about being cool with doing so right at a point when he seems to be suffering a bit of a loss of self-esteem. | ||
| I do think he's being serious. | ||
| I found that thread to be troubling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| From the Sun article, quote, In the cases of cannibalism in patients who suffered from schizophrenia, the researchers found there was a history of emotional friction and hostility in their parent-child relationships. | ||
| The academics concluded the schizophrenic ones performed cannibalism as a very extreme reaction of self-defense to a threat of destruction, physical or psychological. | ||
| While for the ones with a personality disorder, cannibalism boosted their self-esteem and relieved tension. | ||
| Quote, Ego and narcissism are the central issue. | ||
| With a desire to overcome deep-rooted frustrations by means of an extraordinary act. | ||
| It kind of sounds like if you take, if you just replace... | ||
| Actually eating people and talking about eating people. | ||
| It seems like that describes what Alex is looking for. | ||
| He's looking to overcome deep-rooted frustration. | ||
| He feels that this seems like an extreme reaction of self-defense to a threat of destruction, physical or psychological. | ||
| I would assume he has some hostility in his parent-child relationships. | ||
| Oh, you think? | ||
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I, you know... | |
| You know, so what does all this mean? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe nothing. | ||
| Or maybe I totally believe it when Alex says that he'd be fine eating people. | ||
| One of the two. | ||
| This is one of the few times where I'm really bummed out that your research is pretty good because I was really hoping that this was kind of a tough talk kind of situation, but now that he fits the profile, I don't like that at all. | ||
| I don't like that at all. | ||
| That's the third season of Manhunter. | ||
| It's about Alex Jones. | ||
| He would say that. | ||
| Everything is about him. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| To be clear, I don't think Alex is going to eat anybody, but I think that the mental state that he's presenting does seem to follow at least some of the superficial characteristics in these studies, which is not great. | ||
| In some ways, just being, like, I wouldn't even say I would eat a person unless I was being very obviously funny about it. | ||
| I wouldn't say it. | ||
| And I wouldn't do it, probably. | ||
| And maybe that's just because I'm a picky eater. | ||
| You know, I hated that coconut lime seltzer. | ||
| You don't like eating things off of bones. | ||
| No, I certainly don't. | ||
| That really bums you out. | ||
| That'd be way worse if it was a femur. | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| So, I probably wouldn't have looked into that stuff if it wasn't like... | ||
| He talks about it for a long time. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| I will eat your ass! | ||
| And that's why I want the globalists to know. | ||
| I will eat your ass first. | ||
| You're not. | ||
| We're going to dig you out of those bunkers. | ||
| We're going to dig you out of those holes. | ||
| You make us eat them. | ||
| Let me tell you something right now. | ||
| I'll get in there. | ||
| I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat. | ||
| And you know that's why you're begging for peace. | ||
| Then I'm going to eat your ass. | ||
| You should have thought about that when you turned down Christ a long time ago. | ||
| Alex is going to eat the globalists because they didn't accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| I remember the letter to the Thessalonians. | ||
| I do remember that where he was like, look, you guys don't accept Christ. | ||
| We're going to eat your ass. | ||
| That's just the rule. | ||
| That's just the rule. | ||
| Jesus told me. | ||
| This is so weird. | ||
| Turn your ass's other cheek so I can eat it. | ||
| This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard on this show. | ||
| A protracted rant about how it starts with I'm going to eat my neighbors in order to keep my children alive. | ||
| And then I'm going to dig out the globalists and I'm going to eat them first. | ||
| Now this, I'm going to be honest, this is starting to sound less about sustenance. | ||
| I'm going to be straight with you, Dan. | ||
| I think this isn't about food. | ||
| I think he's got food. | ||
| I understand he's being like a showman and being over the top and what have you, but I also don't think he's joking. | ||
| You think Christ would eat somebody? | ||
| He would never do that. | ||
| I will. | ||
| My daughter, starve to death. | ||
| You could say that was a metaphysical hypothetical, but it's really not. | ||
| And let's just get past the jokes here. | ||
| Yes, let's get past them. | ||
| That's what I want to do. | ||
| The actuary and government study from South Africa to the United States to Germany to Russia to Japan to South America shows in about seven days almost everyone commits murder for food. | ||
| Within 14 days almost everyone resorts to cannibalism or commits suicide. | ||
| I would commit suicide before I did that, but my children are my weak place. | ||
| I'll barbecue your ass flat. | ||
| I will eat you. | ||
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I will eat you. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| That nice little sting right at the end. | ||
| That little sting. | ||
| I will eat you. | ||
| Let's get past the jokes. | ||
| I want you to know I will barbecue your ass. | ||
| Flat. | ||
| I will eat you. | ||
| So ridiculous. | ||
| Also, people who have gone on hunger strikes have gone without food for much longer than 14 days. | ||
| Alex is making that up because he's stupid and he wants to justify his fantasies about eating his enemies, which is an interesting new low for him, I gotta say. | ||
| Has he never seen the show Naked and Afraid? | ||
| They're out there for two or three weeks every time, and they never resort to cannibalism. | ||
| That's a good counterexample. | ||
| I'd be interested to see his source on this 14-day cannibalism thing, and him just rattling off countries and saying the word actuary isn't going to do it. | ||
| Sounds like a great diet. | ||
| 14-day cannibalism. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| What a dum-dum. | ||
| So he's not done. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| All you spirit cookers act all tough all day. | ||
| You're doing your little satanic rituals and drinking blood and stuff. | ||
| I'll drink your blood. | ||
| You understand that? | ||
| I will hang your ass up and cut you into cutlets like a filet mignon and grill your ass before I watch my daughters starve to death. | ||
| See, now you took society and civilization as if it was some joke you could piss on all day. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| You unleash the animal. | ||
| You unleash the beast. | ||
| And you're not the beast. | ||
| I don't claim I'm the most tough guy around, but compared to you... | ||
| Compared to you, I'm Godzilla on steroids. | ||
| Does he work out? | ||
| But just for the courts and everything, I'm joking around here. | ||
| I'm not going to eat anybody. | ||
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That's not how it works! | |
| Hey, legally speaking, I'm not going to eat anybody. | ||
| According to the letter of the law, I do have to tell you, I will not eat somebody. | ||
| Parentheses. | ||
| We'll totally eat somebody. | ||
| I've been talking about how thrilled I am to eat people for about 15 minutes now, but for the courts, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. | ||
| That is the eating people version of if I did it, here's how I would. | ||
| So now, um... | ||
| Alex is presenting this in a really cowardly way, even in this stupid hypothetical, because he's saying, like, I would only do this to feed my children. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Which also raises the question for me. | ||
| You're going to make your kids be cannibals? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And if they don't eat people, I'm going to eat them, too. | ||
| Well, he discusses his plan to feed people to his children in this next clip. | ||
| Like I said, if it came down to me alone, I'd starve to death before I did it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| When my baby's coming to the equation, I will cook your ass up so fast and I'll tell them, oh, I killed a cow out back, baby. | ||
| Here it is because my baby's ain't going to die for your crap, your failure. | ||
| I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob. | ||
| I'm ready. | ||
| God, I say that in bed all the time. | ||
| I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob, baby. | ||
| Different tone. | ||
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It is a little different tone. | |
| I can't imagine, like, I don't know. | ||
| I mean, it's such a shame that things from his show can't be used in court. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Because, like, I can't imagine how easily you could win custody if you just played a tape of, I will feed them people and tell my children it's beef. | ||
| Your Honor, he promised to lie to his children and make them eat people. | ||
| And he was not joking. | ||
| He said he wasn't joking. | ||
| He said he wasn't joking. | ||
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Well, legally for the courts, he did say it's all jokes. | |
| Your Honor, I would like you to strike that from the record, seeing as how it's obviously bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Ted, we've been eating out of these food buckets for three years now, and suddenly you just say you found a cow in the backyard? | ||
| We don't have cows in the backyard. | ||
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What a stroke of luck! | |
| What a stroke of a stray cow just wandering in the backyard? | ||
| Was it Brandon? | ||
| No. | ||
| It was Brandon Chuck. | ||
| If he has two years worth of food or whatever, the only people who are going to be left after that point are also going to be pretty hardcore survivors at that point. | ||
| He's not going to be able to find easy pickings to eat. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| He's keeping his neighbor in the freezer. | ||
| He's prepared. | ||
| He's ready and waiting for this day. | ||
| I could see that. | ||
| Now I'm sad. | ||
| A little bit earlier, he touched on this. | ||
| The theme of, like, the globalists and the spirit cookers. | ||
| Like, they took society as, like, a joke. | ||
| But really, what was going on was real men were restraining themselves because they knew the monsters that lived inside. | ||
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Of course. | |
| You want to worship Satan? | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| You're about to meet something worse, you dumb sacks of crap. | ||
| You've been pissing on civilization your whole life, not knowing it's men held it up. | ||
| It was savages held it up. | ||
| Because we knew how bad we were. | ||
| Savages held up civilization. | ||
| But now you demand we pull the fist out and just shove it into your teeth. | ||
| So good. | ||
| Before I'll sit there and live off starving Latin Americans and Africans. | ||
| What? | ||
| What? | ||
| I'll eat one of these globalists on a spit. | ||
| Oh, I'm a performance artist like they say. | ||
| Alex Jones and Marie, everybody knows. | ||
| They'll know. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Next week, I will be taking a computer chip out of a homeless man and then eating him. | ||
| You think I'm not real? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, woof. | ||
| What a segment. | ||
| That is... | ||
| What an embarrassing fucking second. | ||
| That is legendary. | ||
| That is the stuff of legend. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, good call on his part. | ||
| A couple times calling out like, ha ha, no one takes me seriously. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But also boo, because he also throughout says, I'm not joking. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm going to eat people. | ||
| Very much not joking. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| So, in the case of a collapse... | ||
| Right. | ||
| Avoid Alex. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| If you have like a little community, like some self-sustaining community, mutual aid kind of situation, don't let him in. | ||
| He's going to eat you. | ||
| This is every movie where they're the post-apocalyptic movie. | ||
| We got the band of good people going in there and then they see that nice little house. | ||
| Alex's little house in the country. | ||
| He's got his family in there and they're like, oh, we've got plenty of food to share with you. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, they got a giant black pot in the background stirring carrots and shit. | ||
| So that was fucked up, but kind of funny. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Pretty funny. | ||
| Very funny. | ||
| Pretty fucking funny. | ||
|
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Very funny. | |
| Not indicative of a great headspace, perhaps. | ||
| I would say, like I described it, kind of a new low for him talking. | ||
| Because, like, there are people who take him seriously. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they're like, oh, maybe cannibalism is justifiable in certain circumstances. | ||
| And, like, okay, guys. | ||
| Tell me he went straight to calls after that. | ||
| Not really, because he comes back, and he starts crying. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Because he starts thinking about all of the abortions that he's paid for in the past. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| And, like, this is a real jarring swing of emotions from, hey, globalists, I'm going to dig you out of your holes and eat you to this. | ||
| I've warned everybody, and I'm... | ||
| I'm going to have to go into a selfish mode soon. | ||
| And I feel guilty every time I'm around my children that I'm not building some armored redoubt because the globalists are building armored fortresses because they know what they've done. | ||
| And look, there's a genetic selfishness where I'm just like constantly, like I have dreams about it. | ||
| Just run, run, go to northern Canada. | ||
| Just get out, Jones. | ||
| Get out now. | ||
| Because I love my children. | ||
| You know, you're right, son's off. | ||
| My son's great, but he's a son. | ||
| I don't even worry about it. | ||
| But my daughters, I have nightmares about my daughters. | ||
| I just constantly worry about them. | ||
| I think you're a bad father. | ||
| I've tried to save the whole thing, and you've tried to save it. | ||
| I don't know if we can save any of it, folks. | ||
| I've got to tell you. | ||
| And then God tells me, how many kids did you kill, Jones? | ||
| You probably killed 15, 20 kids you knew of. | ||
| What? | ||
| And so now, you know, that comes back on the ones that made it, son. | ||
| Because when I know when I die, spirits are real. | ||
| I'm going to have to sit there. | ||
| I can't wait, actually, to meet these incredible people. | ||
| I mean, I would be tortured for a thousand years for one of the children I know. | ||
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I would do anything for them. | |
| And I can't imagine the children that I supported being chopped up and butchered. | ||
| And I never knew that I destroyed all that wealth, all that power, everything. | ||
| And instead the left makes a sick joke out of it. | ||
| Killing their own children. | ||
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Not knowing how the universe works. | |
| You think you kill your children and you don't get destroyed? | ||
| You think you let some doctor vacuum out your child's brain or chop your daughter or son up and that you don't then die? | ||
| I mean, just think about how the universe works. | ||
| You never get away with sin because you reap what you sow. | ||
| You gotta get off air, man. | ||
| You gotta get off air. | ||
| You can't do this. | ||
| Like, you can't do an entire segment about how excited and willing you are to eat people and then that. | ||
| Like, I don't honestly believe... | ||
| I think he was hamming that up a little bit. | ||
| But I do believe there are some sincere emotions somewhere that were being played up. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But, like, he's... | ||
| This is a fucking pendulum, man. | ||
| He is... | ||
| This is not, like, appropriate. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| This is... | ||
| It almost feels voyeuristic. | ||
| Watching his show at this point. | ||
| It almost feels like we're seeing something we shouldn't. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's gross. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is somebody... | ||
| I want to be in the room. | ||
| Not the room with him. | ||
| I want to be behind glass and I hopefully want it to be reinforced and I would like to be wearing an anti-cannibalism suit. | ||
| He throws hatchets around. | ||
| You're never safe. | ||
| But God, Liz, imagine looking around at the people next to you just like, we're all just going to do this, huh? | ||
| We're just going to watch this? | ||
| Alright, let's get some popcorn then. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I imagine sitting there as he gets into his cannibalism chunk and you're thinking... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| This is great stuff. | ||
| No, you're thinking, this isn't good. | ||
| And you're like, oh, maybe he's going to get off the topic. | ||
| Maybe it's just a straight thought. | ||
| It keeps going, and you're like, holy shit. | ||
| It gets to commercial, like, oh, dodged a bullet. | ||
| That didn't get too bad. | ||
| Comes back from break, gets into the, oh, what are we doing? | ||
| Someone needs to stop him. | ||
| Like, someone who cares needs to stop him. | ||
| There is no one. | ||
| This is embarrassing. | ||
| It's gross. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So anyway, he realizes he's got to go to calls. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| He prefaces going to calls with about the best thing you could say after this. | ||
| I don't want to talk about cannibalism. | ||
| Let's not talk about what I've said earlier today. | ||
| It is time to get real. | ||
| This is the time to cut the crap, folks. | ||
| And get right down to who you are and what you stand for forever. | ||
| Because that's all that ever matters. | ||
| Joe in New Jersey. | ||
| Go ahead and take us out of this segment. | ||
| Sorry for making me old. | ||
| What an awkward throw to call. | ||
| It's like, let's not talk about anything I've said here. | ||
| Let's pretend that didn't happen. | ||
| Hi, I'm Joe from New Jersey. | ||
| Alex, quick question. | ||
| Would you eat me? | ||
| I will take my answer off air. | ||
| So Alex talked to this Joe character, and it's whatever, but he starts rambling about the end of the world. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Everyone's rushing out of the cities. | ||
| That's why they did this, is they're losing. | ||
| They had this big, beautiful plan, but let me tell you. | ||
| As the Bible says, but even without the Bible, I've seen the projection. | ||
| It's exactly as Revelation says. | ||
| They're going to race and fight us and look like they'll overcome us right at the end, just so Satan can be defeated. | ||
| Turn the music up. | ||
| It all is instantly, my brother. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Beautiful call. | ||
| All right, I'll try to stick calls and come back. | ||
| I'm sorry, I've been out of control today. | ||
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I'm sorry, I've been out of control today. | |
| Oh boy. | ||
| She's going to ride that out. | ||
| Missed the break in the other direction this time. | ||
| She's going to ride that out. | ||
| Sorry, I've been out of control. | ||
| So yeah, it's interesting. | ||
| He gets to talking here in this next clip about Paul. | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| And Paul's doing his own thing and Alex is fucking happy for him, man. | ||
| Sure. | ||
|
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All right, we got a lot of followers. | |
| You got a ball walk, so take it over. | ||
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Another one to mine. | |
| Apprentices. | ||
| Who does his own thing now. | ||
| That's the thing about apprentices or children. | ||
| They do their own things. | ||
| But long after you're gone, they come back. | ||
| I've got a plan. | ||
| He takes over in the next hour. | ||
| So Paul's taking over in the next hour, and I've got to say something. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| This is still the second hour of the show. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Alex has a whole other hour to go. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You don't take it. | ||
| It seems like he's losing his shit, particularly in the second hour lately. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And thinking the show is ending, and it's not. | ||
| He still has another hour. | ||
| I think the show is ending, but in a larger sense. | ||
| Yes, yes, it does feel that way. | ||
| Wheels fully off the wagon. | ||
| So Alex gets to talking some more about this, the world is starving narrative that he's on. | ||
| And I think that he's right in some ways and then wrong in some others. | ||
| As nationalists, as Christians, as conservatives. | ||
| As evil white men, we need to come out and say, it's wrong to starve Africans and Latin Americans and Asians to death. | ||
| We don't support that. | ||
| And it's Trump's total Trump card. | ||
| I mean, if Trump just comes out and goes, the U.N. says 133 million are starving to death right now, you're racist if you don't stop this. | ||
| It all ends. | ||
| And I advised the president on this last week, and I advised him on it this morning through multiple sources, and they are... | ||
| The response was, we're going to kill your ass. | ||
| I'm like, okay, great. | ||
| Dude, I can't live. | ||
| I mean, imagine all those babies in Africa and Latin America. | ||
| You can say overpopulated, not overpopulated. | ||
| Are you going to pull the trigger and blow their heads off when a little kid's begging for food and dying? | ||
| I mean, just come on, man. | ||
| We're not doing this. | ||
| It's not in my DNA. | ||
| And that's the real world. | ||
| Pull up the articles like AP yesterday. | ||
| 133 million people starving now. | ||
| It was 33 million last week. | ||
| I mean, there's not a million dead worldwide from this virus, but millions are dying. | ||
| Why do we... | ||
| Oh, 265 million starving. | ||
| Sorry, it's gone up. | ||
| So the part that I agree with him about, and he's right, is that patriots and nationalists and Christians and evil white men should very much care about this. | ||
| So I applaud that, Alex. | ||
| If that's the only thing you're bringing to the table... | ||
| Unfortunately, everything else he's talking about is wrong. | ||
| And if it's genuine. | ||
| Well, yeah, it's not. | ||
| So that 265 million number is not a new development. | ||
| It's just from the same Guardian article he's been citing on this story the whole time. | ||
| He's never read it, though. | ||
| I can tell that. | ||
| The article was published on April 21st, and it warns that due to the crisis we're in now, quote, at least 265 million are being pushed to the brink of starvation. | ||
| All experts on the topic agree that the two most essential things needed to stop the looming catastrophe is money and access. | ||
| We can all donate and try to make a difference that way, or we can pressure our government to take the threat seriously and provide funding to organizations that are on the ground helping people. | ||
| Beyond that, these people who are the aid workers need access. | ||
| They need to be able to cross borders to get the assistance to the people who need it. | ||
| The essential message of this article, which chiefly quotes Beasley, the head of the UN World Food Program, is that, quote, we can stop this becoming a widespread famine, but we need to act quickly and smartly. | ||
| That's the bottom line. | ||
| So we're fucked This article was published under the Global Development Initiative at The Guardian, and if you actually read the article, there's a little icon that says it's supported by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. | ||
| The content is editorially independent, but the only reason a lot of this reporting that Alex is relying on to build his completely nonsensical and exploitative narratives exists, the only reason it exists is because of money donated by the very people he's trying to paint as the arch-villains who are trying to starve the developing world. | ||
| So, again, I say take this problem seriously, but don't forget I mean, even then, | ||
| his hero, his messiah, as he puts it... | ||
| Is able to do this at any time and is only going to use it as a trump card if he needs to. | ||
| Which suggests that if he doesn't need to, he would never ever do it. | ||
| And this is the good guy. | ||
| He's saying that the trump card is accusing people of being racist if they don't help. | ||
| Because Alex believes that accusations of racism are like magic bullets or something. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| That's more what he's saying. | ||
| But, I mean, it does imply that Trump could... | ||
| Unilaterally take care of all of this if you wanted to. | ||
| And I'm not sure that that's 100% true, but he certainly could do a whole lot. | ||
| I'm not sure it's 100% or it's not even like mostly true. | ||
| I'm not an expert in these issues, but I do know that there's more we could be doing. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So anyway, Alex gets a call now, and this is a bad call. | ||
| Hunter in Michigan, thanks for holding you on the air, sir. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
|
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Mr. Jones, it's a pleasure to speak with you. | |
| Pleasure to speak to you, brother. | ||
| What's on your mind? | ||
|
unidentified
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I'm just wondering, Nate, do you think we're going to survive this tyranny? | |
| No, we're going to die. | ||
|
unidentified
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Cool. | |
| Well, me and my buddy... | ||
| But our spirits, brother, live on. | ||
| So what matters is our consciousness. | ||
| Hold on to that. | ||
| So earlier when he was speaking extemporaneously, he was talking about how when there's nothing left to lose, someone could take out 15 5G towers. | ||
| And now this caller is asking him if we're going to survive, and he says no. | ||
| So none of us have anything left to lose. | ||
| It seems that way. | ||
| It seems like if you put these two pieces of information or rhetoric that he's putting out on this episode, you're left with the conclusion that none of us have anything left to lose. | ||
| And so when this caller discusses what he really wants to talk about with Alex, this sounds like a terrorist planning session. | ||
|
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Me and my buddy, he just got an AR. | |
| We're ready to protest Whitmer again on the 30th. | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| Yes, will we survive this tyranny? | ||
| Your spirit totally survives, but your spirit has free will, so you have to point it the way you want it to go. | ||
| And I'm not telling you something you don't know, Hunter. | ||
| Which way is your soul pointed on her? | ||
|
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Towards the Lord. | |
| Damn right, brother. | ||
| That seems... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it seems like a little bit of code, kind of. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And I know that, like, I've even made this point, that just bringing a gun to a protest isn't necessarily a terrorist act, but the way he's talking about me and my buddy bought AR-15s to go to this protest, that is a different kind of vibe that I'm getting from that caller. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I could be over-sensitive on it, but it's very fucked up. | ||
| It feels fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, the comparisons are between leftist rallies and protests where... | ||
| The cops fuck up people for just wearing a mask. | ||
| And then you look at these protests and you see them in full fucking decked out... | ||
| To be fair, they're not wearing masks. | ||
| Well, a lot of them are, but they're fucking gas masks and shit like that. | ||
| They're wearing masks and holding signs and saying, I'm not wearing masks. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| But part of the difference in treatment is obviously race and ideology and whether or not the cops are fascists. | ||
| But another part of it is that these guys... | ||
| Do seem like they are in the brink of murdering a shit ton of people at all times. | ||
| Yeah, apparently. | ||
| Yeah, apparently that's the new wrinkle. | ||
| So there is the massive threat of force that will change the way that they are treated at these protests. | ||
| It does seem that way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex takes a break from calls because he wants to put a picture of his daughter up on screen, which is fucked up. | ||
|
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Bah! | |
| I'm gonna dox my daughter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| Then he starts crying talking about her. | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| We say God's invisible. | ||
| But if you look at the sun, the sky, the fingerprints are on the front of them. | ||
|
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If you look at your children, everything is good. | |
| You see God's fingerprints. | ||
| And you see God right there. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| This is my little daughter right here. | ||
| And you know, these are the times with the enemy coming in on us. | ||
| That's her a few years ago. | ||
| So perfect, so pure. | ||
| God shines through her. | ||
| Like a stained glass weapon. | ||
|
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I just can't turn my children over to them. | |
| Because you can lie to yourself all day long. | ||
| You joined the new world order, man. | ||
| You just turned your kids over to hell. | ||
| And they're so innocent, and they're so good, and they're so pure. | ||
| And they just want to understand the universe. | ||
| Look how pure she is. | ||
| Look how good she is. | ||
| And some will say, oh, you put your daughter on there, you make her a target. | ||
| She's already a target. | ||
| What? | ||
| She's already under attack by evil, just like every child on this planet. | ||
|
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Because she can see God. | |
| She has innocence. | ||
| And they want to corrupt that. | ||
| They want to steal that. | ||
| We're not going to let that happen. | ||
| Go home. | ||
| Hey, Dad. | ||
| Stop this. | ||
| Dad, first I want to say thank you for ordering pizza. | ||
| This is really good. | ||
| Is this Pepperoni Humans? | ||
| On your show today, you said you were going to feed me people and then you put my picture up on screen. | ||
| So could you never do that again? | ||
| Or ever be on your show again? | ||
| Please stop. | ||
| Within like an hour, he's doing this diatribe about cannibalism and then crying about his daughter while showing a picture of her. | ||
| This can't stand. | ||
| This is not okay on a number of different levels. | ||
| It's really incomprehensible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And yet in 2020, it makes so much sense. | ||
|
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I guess so. | |
| It really kind of does. | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| Why wouldn't somebody be screaming about cannibalism on the radio? | ||
| It seems almost silly that it hasn't been going well. | ||
| That part I'm thrilled with. | ||
| I mean, I guess it does indicate that the Overton window has shifted for Alex to an almost incomprehensible... | ||
| Beyond the pale, at least. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if I had to choose this last part here where he's crying and talking about his daughter or him talking about cannibalism, I'm going to cannibalism every time. | ||
| At least that's kind of interesting and funny. | ||
| This is sad and doesn't belong on public in ways. | ||
| Absolutely no. | ||
| Absolutely no. | ||
| And it's exploitative of his own children. | ||
| It makes me uncomfortable on her behalf. | ||
| Did he ask permission to put her picture up? | ||
| I doubt it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I can't say yes or no because he doesn't say. | ||
| For sure, but... | ||
| It seems to be implied that he just did it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway... | ||
| Man, that's fucked. | ||
| Alex goes to another caller that I feel like he's trying to prod on to do illegal things. | ||
| Hey, Alex, would you eat me? | ||
|
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Brother Alex, God bless you, sir, and the crew. | |
| I appreciate you, Carlos. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yes, sir. | |
| As usual, you are on target. | ||
| This is a fight between good and evil, sir. | ||
| This is a... | ||
| We're fighting it on many levels, but we're not fighting it spiritually. | ||
| Alex, you say yourself you are a channel. | ||
| Well, I am a channel as well, sir. | ||
| I've been given information on how to combat this. | ||
| I need Infowars' help to also combat this on a different level. | ||
| We'll lay it on us. | ||
|
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Yes, sir. | |
| Well, one of my best friends, he's a 30-year Army vet, Pentecostal pastor. | ||
| I got all the Pentecostals ready. | ||
| It's something I can't really get into over the air because I don't like telling the enemy what I'm going to do to them. | ||
| Sir, you kind of just did. | ||
|
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I got a cousin. | |
| Everybody always over-plans it. | ||
| They're always never going to do it. | ||
| They're always waiting to launch the perfect plan. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's almost like him being like, you coward. | ||
| You have this plan. | ||
| You're not going to do shit. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You guys don't even know. | ||
| I'm the butt of the spear here at InfoWars, and I'm going to tell you that you're never going to do that shit. | ||
| Hey, dumbass. | ||
| I'm the champion of talking shit and not doing anything. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| You're going to bring that into my house, and I'm going to respect it? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| So this same caller brings up that his sister was possessed by a demon. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And Alex deals with it about as well as he can. | ||
|
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Two days from now is the one-year anniversary of my father's death, okay? | |
| Now, I have a sister who is under demonic possession. | ||
| My father suffered for exactly 28 weeks and two days, and I know that number because that's another story. | ||
| We can get into it, God willing, one time. | ||
| But everything I saw during my father's suffering is going on right now in the world. | ||
| No, you're right. | ||
| As above, so below, Carlos. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| I appreciate your call, man. | ||
| All right, Nick in California. | ||
| Another call from California. | ||
| Go ahead, Nick. | ||
| That dude's call was not done. | ||
| He did not really make his point. | ||
| Alex just was like, oh, I'm going to hang up on this guy. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good call. | ||
| I don't want to talk about your demon possession stories. | ||
|
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Oh, boy. | |
| That's my job, not yours. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I know it's bullshit, so I can say it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| You are very serious about demon possession, and that is an issue for me, and I just said I was going to eat people. | ||
|
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Uh-huh. | |
| So Alex goes to this next caller. | ||
| I have that on my phone. | ||
| This next caller has a dumb point, but then he uses Infowars in a way that I remember people using it back in the earlier days. | ||
| Remember back when we listened to older episodes, people would call in and be like, hey, can I promote my blog? | ||
| Can I promote my new CD? | ||
| I feel like this caller is really doing the archetype of Infowars callers from the past. | ||
|
unidentified
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And I have one more thing to dirt the president real quick. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | ||
|
unidentified
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In a second. | |
| I have a patent for devices that reflect better, temporary devices. | ||
| Can you remember the gas can with the gas mouse that you said that doesn't work? | ||
| These devices work that will save lives, and we can bring back manufacturing just on this one first step to a thousand-mile march to bring back temporary devices. | ||
| I emailed him with Nick Mattia on his White House email several times. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Send me the information. | ||
| God bless you, brother. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm glad folks are calling and trying to get a hold of Trump. | ||
| So, he's now, like, instead of promoting your CD or whatever, he now is like, you can get an invention you have to the president. | ||
| 1-800-INVENTION or whatever it is. | ||
| I mean, they're both delusional. | ||
| Like, Infowars being an outlet for your new album is ridiculous. | ||
| But it's equally ridiculous that, hey, I'm going to call into Infowars and the president's going to hear about my patent that's going to save manufacturing in America. | ||
| That's all I needed to hear. | ||
| So Alex gets another caller and it's a woman who is scared. | ||
| She's a little bit upset. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| I don't really care to get into any of the content of it, but Alex's response is really weird. | ||
| You're upset. | ||
| That's a normal thing. | ||
| So you're an early warning system. | ||
| You care. | ||
| So you're upset. | ||
| I don't want you to be on the same way. | ||
| But that strength, your voice tremulating, that's like the alarm. | ||
| Like a woman concerned is like powerful. | ||
| Like I just feel powerful hearing your voice concerned. | ||
| That's like a bell that you ring that, Sonny, the men will respond. | ||
| Do you see that? | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I feel it. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Ooh, that's really weird. | ||
| That's creepy. | ||
| I hear a scared woman and it gives me power. | ||
| The phrasing on that is an issue. | ||
| I love eating the ass of scared women. | ||
| I'll tell you that right now. | ||
| It gives you power. | ||
| It gives you so much power. | ||
| Yeah, that's a really strange... | ||
| Thing to hear. | ||
| I think I understand what he's trying to say. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| You get the adrenaline to come to people's aid or whatever. | ||
| Someone in crisis, if you can help them. | ||
| All the archetypal stories of people lifting up cars to get someone dislodged or whatever. | ||
| I think that's what he's trying to say, but first of all, it's very sexist. | ||
| And second, he doesn't know how to speak. | ||
| Because it sounds like... | ||
| I gain power from scared women. | ||
| Yeah, it does seem like he's trying to reference his chivalrous bullshit. | ||
| Yes, definitely. | ||
| I hear a woman in danger and I become so powerful to save her. | ||
| Right, and it's the same thing with I'm not worried about my son, but I'm worried about my daughter. | ||
|
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Exactly. | |
| It's all that same. | ||
| Yeah, because women can't protect themselves and they need to be infantilized and put in a little box somewhere so they're safe. | ||
| So also on this episode, Alex interviews Jim Hoft from Gateway Pundit, but I don't care. | ||
| I found it incredibly boring. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So we have one last clip, and it's Alex signing off, and he did not get to the caller as he expected to, and this includes one of the saddest, lamest sales pitches you'll ever hear. | ||
| This side of the Mississippi. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm sorry to Brendan and Mike. | ||
| I got to go. | ||
| If you get their name and number, we'll call them back tomorrow, and I appreciate you to come on the show then. | ||
| And we fund ourselves the products at n4store.com. | ||
| We want to stay here and get them, plus the great products. | ||
| Who knows how long you can even get them. | ||
| I suggest you get them. | ||
| Woof. | ||
|
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But these are the times of try men's souls. | |
| We're on a planet in deep space, folks. | ||
| You don't think we just live here and be in peace. | ||
| No, there's bad stuff, but God's given us a way to counter it. | ||
| And deal with it. | ||
| So, Paul Joseph Watson's taking over Infowars.com, NewsWars.com. | ||
| If you don't share those links and articles, who will? | ||
|
unidentified
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Who will? | |
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, the sales pitch of, like, good products, who knows how long you'll be able to get them, so you might as well get them. | ||
| That's... | ||
| I mean, Jimmy Carson set an end date for his... | ||
| Jimmy? | ||
| Oof, man. | ||
| Johnny Carson set an end date. | ||
| There's a lot of Jimmy late-night hosts now. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| There's tons. | ||
| And, you know, he had a whole couple weeks of just looking back at his career. | ||
| He had real softball interviews. | ||
| Everybody celebrated his career. | ||
| The last week of Conan was just going over the top. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| In a lashing out kind of way. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| They had Robert Zweig. | ||
| They let him have free reign like the insane person that he is. | ||
| Alex talks about cannibalism. | ||
| This is not how you go. | ||
| This is not how you go out. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| It's not a classy move. | ||
| I would say not classy, certainly. | ||
| But if you do have to flame out, I do definitely appreciate the cannibalism talk. | ||
| I mean, when I heard that, I thought... | ||
| I don't even know how to... | ||
| I can't tell you how much I was laughing while I was cutting clips. | ||
|
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I was just like, this guy, this fucking guy. | |
| When it started, I thought like, this is just Alex being stupid. | ||
| And it kept going. | ||
| I've listened to Alex every day for three years, and I couldn't believe what I was hearing. | ||
| I couldn't believe that someone wasn't like, hey, Alex, this is too much. | ||
| This is too much. | ||
| You are going on and on about brutally murdering your neighbors and eating them, eating a globalist on a steak. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| It's too much, man. | ||
| That might be a bit hot. | ||
| I just couldn't believe it. | ||
| And then when he got off the topic and came back to it and talked about feeding his kids and saying it's beef, it's just ludicrous. | ||
| Honestly, this is a little bit how I want Alex Trebek's last Jeopardy episode to go. | ||
| I think that would be the... | ||
| And now your daily double... | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Cannibalism. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| What's about to happen to you? | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| The answer is, what is eating your neighbors? | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| No one expected Alex to deal with the ideas of his own show's mortality gracefully, and I guess we just couldn't imagine that this would be the vibe. | ||
| Still surprising. | ||
| Still surprising. | ||
| And I gotta say, what's next? | ||
| If we're here now... | ||
| What's Wednesday's show like? | ||
| This is like one of those old relationships where they're like, how do you guys stay together for so long? | ||
| You know? | ||
| Because they can still surprise me. | ||
| It's a new adventure every day. | ||
| I almost feel like Wednesday's show is going to be the most boring, normal thing ever. | ||
| It has to be. | ||
| It's going to be so disappointing. | ||
| It has to be. | ||
| But we'll see. | ||
| And we'll be back, Jordan. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| That's right. | ||
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| Keep up with the year of the seltzer. | ||
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| We're also on Twitter. | ||
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| Indeed. | ||
| We'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm the author of The Book of Jose. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
|
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |