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April 15, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
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#420: The Militia Tech Support Call-In Show

Today, Dan and Jordan continue the deplatforming of Alex Jones from their podcast, as they take a look at an episode of Bill Cooper's radio show where he has open phone lines. The gents explore how differently Alex and Bill treat their callers, and how feeling disappointed in your audience is a universal trait among conspiracy theorists.

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bill cooper
09:18
d
dan friesen
39:08
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jordan holmes
13:55
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alex jones
00:08
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unidentified
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
dan friesen
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
It's time to pray.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding us.
dan friesen
Hello, Allie.
unidentified
I'm a big fan.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge Fight.
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot this week?
I keep saying this week.
unidentified
We don't do three episodes in a week.
dan friesen
Okay, I went to the store the other day, and I got a couple of limited-time-only foods, or sort of weird things that I've not tried before.
It's always a risky thing, but I always, always do it.
jordan holmes
You love novelty.
dan friesen
You love novelty.
Especially in snack foods or candies or something.
And I will never not buy them, because even if it's like, this can't be good.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This can't be good.
There's no way.
It's going to be a disaster.
Yeah.
Got fudge M&M's.
I think it was fudge batter M&M's.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's fantastic.
jordan holmes
Those were good.
dan friesen
Game changing.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Very good.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Very good.
jordan holmes
I believe you.
dan friesen
And then the other one was wild heat jerky.
jordan holmes
You liked that too?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
These were impulse purchases.
dan friesen
Very rare.
Two for two.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It almost never happens.
Usually something will be a complete disappointment disaster.
But fudge brownie.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
M&M's.
dan friesen
Jack's Link's.
Wild heat.
Good amount of heat.
Really cleared me out a little bit.
Started to sweat a tiny bit.
Felt good.
jordan holmes
This bright spot has turned into snack reviews.
unidentified
I mean, there's not a whole lot else going on.
jordan holmes
So, what about you?
What is my bright spot?
I finished my book!
dan friesen
Hey, congratulations.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Didn't you tell me that a month ago?
jordan holmes
No, I finished the first draft.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
And now I've finished the manuscript.
dan friesen
Completely.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Congratulations.
jordan holmes
Until somebody reads it and is like, this sucks and this sucks and this sucks and you should rewrite the entire book, but...
dan friesen
How about you start at page one and give me another one?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I like everything about this, but it all needs to change.
jordan holmes
Page one rewrite from the very beginning.
You're great.
dan friesen
Do you have a title that you want to tell the wonks?
jordan holmes
It's called The Quiet Part Loud.
dan friesen
Is it really?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alright, seems appropriate.
Seems fitting.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Well, you can look for that on Simon& Schuster within the next six months.
jordan holmes
Very much down.
dan friesen
Penguin classics?
jordan holmes
I don't think they're coming for me.
dan friesen
You're going to get a...
jordan holmes
I'm hoping for a hay market.
That's what I'm doing.
dan friesen
A Caldecott Award.
What's it called?
Those children's...
jordan holmes
A Caldecott Award.
unidentified
Is that right?
dan friesen
I couldn't remember.
It was deep in my memory banks.
I was trying to pull from...
Well, that's great.
Right spots.
So, Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode to go over, but before we do that, we've got to take a little moment to say thank you.
Thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
So, first, Cognitive Dissident.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
Next, Brandon.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you very much, Jesper.
Next, Jennifer from Houston.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Jennifer, from Houston.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Andrew, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Andrew.
dan friesen
Next, Dungeon Hexplorer, and that's spelled D-U-N-J-U-N-H-E-X-P-L-O-R-E-R.
jordan holmes
Hexplorer, like a witch.
dan friesen
Hexplorer, like an explorer with an X in front of it.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Charles.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Charles.
dan friesen
Thank you, Charles.
jordan holmes
With an X in front of it.
dan friesen
Yes.
Next, David.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, David.
dan friesen
And finally, Lenick.
Two words.
L-A space N-I-C.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, L.A. Nick.
dan friesen
I appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Or L.A. Nick.
dan friesen
I think it's L.A. Nick.
jordan holmes
Ah, L.A. Nick.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I don't know.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
I have a bad track record of pronouncing things.
So anyway, thank you very much.
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoyed the show, I'd like to support these gents.
You can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
Or you can find a local charity in your area that helps people in need.
jordan holmes
We would like either.
dan friesen
I'm glad you've learned the difference between and or.
jordan holmes
I am a writer.
dan friesen
It's good to know conjunction versus disjunction.
Those are important concepts.
jordan holmes
I have a conjunction dysfunction.
dan friesen
Yes.
Schoolhouse Rock?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Okay.
Anyway, Jordan, today, what we're doing.
I am in a difficult position.
I'm in a bit of a pickle barrel.
jordan holmes
You're in a bind, yeah.
dan friesen
We have deplatformed Alex from the podcast.
He is no longer allowed.
Right.
For a bit.
Jack from Twitter, according to his relationship with our media.
jordan holmes
Yeah, his app is removed from our store for sure.
dan friesen
And I felt like it would be kind of lame if we just deplatformed him for one episode.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So I was like, okay, we got to do something different again.
And fuck, we can't do two Project Camelot episodes in a row.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
No good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
A lot of the other weirdos, the tertiary weirdos that we have, like Dave Daubenmire or Reverend Manning, those guys are one-trick ponies.
I tried to find stuff to talk about them, but it'd be very, very boring to go down.
jordan holmes
One of them is a brutal criminal?
dan friesen
Yes, maybe both.
jordan holmes
And then the other one is a reverend.
dan friesen
So we have, like, it was a difficult time trying to figure out something else to do to keep Alex deplatformed.
And then...
Trump had his coronavirus press conference where he said that the power of the president is ultimate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he did declare himself king.
He did do that.
That was odd.
dan friesen
I mean, I think there are probably some weird ways you could...
You know, weasel around it.
And I'd be interested to hear Alex do exactly that.
unidentified
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Because he can't believe that.
jordan holmes
Will not talk about it.
dan friesen
He spent most of 2009 yelling about the 10th Amendment, yelling about the rights of governors superseding that of the president.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
He tried to get a constitutional convention going.
jordan holmes
Well, what you don't understand is all of the governors work for the deep state, and only Trump is there to protect the union, Dan.
He needs to become king.
dan friesen
It's so fundamentally against Alex's professed belief.
about what our government is and how it operates, that I was like, well, I got to un-de-platform him.
I got to re-platform him to figure out what his response to that was.
However, on Tuesday, which is when we're recording, I turned on his episode, Owen Schroer's hosting.
jordan holmes
What a motherfucker.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
What a piece of shit.
dan friesen
Trump's declared himself king.
Alex is like, fuck it.
jordan holmes
I'm not doing this one.
You can find a way to spin this bullshit.
dan friesen
Good luck.
I need time.
I'm going to kick this can down the road.
Get your dumb beard on air and mumble around.
So I watched a little bit of it and I found it incredibly boring.
So I am not going to do an episode about what Owen Schroyer's response was to this.
So I found myself back in that same pickle barrel.
And what I did was I sat with some feelings.
I reached out to our friend Robert Evans over at Behind the Bastards and asked, what do you want to hear about?
jordan holmes
Oh, now he's got too much influence over this show.
dan friesen
I just needed a suggestion of like a direction.
And he suggested some more Bill Cooper.
And so I decided, yes, let's do that.
Now, unfortunately.
A lot of the things about Bill Cooper that I want to talk about, and I think that a lot of the audience wants us to talk about, are gigantic.
They would require essentially the same sort of thing that we did with Endgame.
Or even more than that.
I want to get into his stuff about the Oklahoma City bombing.
I want to get into Waco with him.
These are things that he covered as they were happening, but they're so...
Much to do.
It's so much preparation would be required because he does a lot of episodes and unlike Alex, they're all about the same thing.
And they're dense.
He talks about things.
I gotta fucking track that down now.
As opposed to Alex just rambling about nothing.
And so I want to do those, but I can't do them today.
jordan holmes
Can't do them justice if you half-ass them.
dan friesen
That's why I'm thinking about maybe we shift things around And for a little bit, only do Bill Cooper and check in on Alex periodically.
jordan holmes
I can handle that.
dan friesen
I'm not sure if I want to do that.
I'm not sure if the audience wants us to do that.
But it's something I'm considering, like flipping it.
Bill Cooper on Monday and Friday, Alex on Wednesday.
I like it.
I'm thinking about that, if only to be a way to get through some of these larger topics that I want to.
But every time I'm in the position to do a Bill Cooper episode, it's like, well...
That's way too much for the need that we have.
jordan holmes
We could treat him like one of our investigations, like a 2015 or a Sandy Hook, yeah.
dan friesen
That's something I'm considering.
So we will see.
But anyway, I wanted to...
Fulfill some of the audience's desire for some Bill Cooper.
One of the audience's desire?
I've gotten a number of messages from other people who want more Bill.
And so I listened to a lot of his stuff.
Trying to find a good episode that was like, this is a standalone thing.
This has some content.
This doesn't...
It's not something that's going to take us 40 hours to go over.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And it was tough.
I didn't really find much immediately.
But...
I did notice that Bill does a number of call-in episodes where people can just give him a call and talk about whatever.
jordan holmes
That is exactly what I want to hear.
dan friesen
And a lot of them are labeled calls, call-in, you know, whatever.
jordan holmes
That's convenient.
dan friesen
Some of them are labeled calls good.
So those ones you would think would be good.
jordan holmes
The delicious ones, yes.
dan friesen
This one that I got today.
Is an episode from, let me get the date on this one, November 29th, 2000.
So a bit late in Bill's career, just after the election in 2000.
jordan holmes
Just after George W. stole the election, yeah.
dan friesen
Bill is not happy about that.
And this one is labeled, calls really good.
I knew this is going to be really good.
jordan holmes
This is going to be the good stuff.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
So I decided we're going to go over this, and I think it'll be good.
jordan holmes
I think it'll be really good.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And one of the reasons for that is that we know from listening to Alex so much, one of the things he does is he takes calls when he wants to eat lunch.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's very rude to listeners when they call in with stupid shit like don't pop air bubbles because they come from China.
He's like, oh, great.
Love it.
jordan holmes
Takes a big bite of sandwich, and then he's like, I love that shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I think there might be some value in differentiating some of the things, some of the behaviors, some of the ways that Bill carries himself, and I think we'll see a number of those in this episode.
So here's how it starts with Bill opening up the floor.
We're going to take calls.
Whatever you want to talk about.
I don't care.
Let's talk about it.
bill cooper
We're going to be taking your calls all hour tonight.
520-333-4578.
Phones are open.
And you can just say whatever you want to say.
Talk about whatever you want to talk about.
I don't care.
It's alright with me.
I'll tell you one thing.
There's some pretty good movies coming up pretty soon.
Ken sent me a CD as he is wont to do with a bunch of movie trailers.
Upcoming movie trailers in quick time.
dan friesen
I fucking love this dude.
jordan holmes
Quick time.
God, that's so funny.
dan friesen
We're going to be taking calls or whatever.
I don't care about what.
unidentified
I don't care.
dan friesen
I tell you, a lot of good movies coming out.
jordan holmes
A lot of good movies coming out.
Let's think of it.
What are some good 2,000 movies?
dan friesen
Well, he actually does have one he references specifically, but we'll get to that in a minute.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
One thing that blew my mind while I was listening to this is...
Bill's saying, like, as he is wont to do, because that is something that I used to say a lot.
jordan holmes
As he is wont to do?
dan friesen
As is your wont.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To the point where our friend Marty DeRosa...
Would do impressions of me saying that.
unidentified
Like it was something that he made fun of me.
dan friesen
And yeah, to hear Bill throwing that out.
jordan holmes
Kindred spirits, if on opposite sides of the spectrum.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's weird.
I very rarely hear anyone use that expression.
And yeah, it was strange.
jordan holmes
Yeah, as is their want.
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
So we're in November 2000, right?
You're asking yourself...
What movies is Bill excited about that his friend has put on a CD in little media files, media player files?
jordan holmes
.mov!
dan friesen
He's got one in particular that he is super excited about.
bill cooper
There's some really neat stuff coming up.
And there's one real scary one about some people get caught in an avalanche and they go down in this crevasse and they send six people up to rescue them.
If the movie's anything like the trailer, are you going to be scared to death for the whole movie?
I mean, just petrified, sitting on the edge of your seat.
Incredible stunt stuff that's way beyond the norm.
Scary.
At least I thought it was.
I thought it was the...
It's the kind of movie that will keep you riveted to the screen and keep your seat right on the edge of your chair.
jordan holmes
How long was that trailer?
bill cooper
Your heart will be pounding.
dan friesen
Is this buzz marketing?
jordan holmes
What is this?
dan friesen
That sounds like a commercial for a movie he doesn't remember the name of.
Do you know what movie this is?
Can you name that movie based on Bill's description?
jordan holmes
No, but I do think I saw it.
I remember there being a point where there's a jump across the crevasse.
dan friesen
You're thinking of Cliffhanger, probably.
jordan holmes
No, I'm not thinking of Cliffhanger, although that was the first name that did pop into mind.
dan friesen
The movie he's excited to see is Vertical Limit.
Which was released on December 8, 2000, just a few weeks after this episode was recorded.
jordan holmes
Did you watch the trailer?
dan friesen
No, but I think I worked at the movie theater when it came out.
unidentified
Oh, yeah!
dan friesen
Because I did see it.
I remember seeing it, and I would never have gone if it wasn't work-related.
I can't imagine choosing...
jordan holmes
I don't think so.
dan friesen
So the review on Rotten Tomatoes seems to not agree with Bill.
You know, his review of the trailer.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Their review says, quote, the action sequences are so over the top and piled one on top of the other, they lessen the impact on the viewer.
jordan holmes
That sounds great, though.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is completely off track, but it also is illustrative of a good point.
What's good for a trailer is sometimes not good for the movie itself.
The conspiracy theorist often doesn't understand this difference, and it's closely related to how they often fail to understand how what works well in terms of writing a headline may not always work best in terms of telling the whole story.
jordan holmes
Very nice.
dan friesen
Anyway, Bill was probably let down by vertical limit, but it warms my heart to hear this guy so innocently enthusiastic about this upcoming movie.
jordan holmes
It is really weird.
dan friesen
He's not saying that this avalanche movie is secretly revealing the plots of his enemies.
He just thinks the action looks good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know!
That's so surprising.
It's another one of those things that makes me frustrated with Bill Cooper because he's so human, goddammit.
He's just a child being like, I really want to see the new Terminator movie when it comes out.
And not because there's a massive global conspiracy, because Arnold Schwarzenegger is great.
dan friesen
But I think that's even adults.
I don't even think that's childish.
I see a trailer for the Fast and the Furious movies and I'm like, I want to see that.
That looks really fun.
He's just saying, that looks fucking scary.
I thought that would be intense to watch.
That looks great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think it's that it's uncomplicated.
He does not consider that the trailer is full of bullshit.
Now that we have Marvel movies where you can see a scene in the trailer that doesn't even happen in the movie, you don't trust trailers.
I don't trust trailers.
They put all the best parts in there.
dan friesen
It's true.
It's true.
So, Bill has finished his movie corner, and now he takes it to the calls, and his first call is a critique about sound issues.
bill cooper
Open topic.
Open phones.
Open subject.
Open evening.
Open mouth.
Speak, old learned one.
Hello?
Hi, Bill.
unidentified
This is Tom over here at BCQ.
How are you doing?
bill cooper
Hi.
unidentified
Your feed is getting very distorted, very fuzzy sounding.
bill cooper
Nothing I can do about it.
unidentified
You know, because it keeps cutting out and sounds very fuzzy.
I've tried my different phone feed amps here.
bill cooper
Well, you want to try another hookup?
Yeah, sure.
That's the only thing I know to do.
Okay.
unidentified
You might want to check whatever is driving your phone system there and see if it's doing properly or whatever.
bill cooper
Driving the phone system?
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, I haven't changed anything.
Everything is exactly the same as it's always been every single night.
You know, like forever.
dan friesen
So he's got some fuzziness on the line.
jordan holmes
I love that.
Open the calls for anybody who wants to talk about anything.
dan friesen
And then it's tech support.
jordan holmes
It's somebody calling like, hey, man, my Wi-Fi isn't working that well right now.
What do you think I should do?
dan friesen
It may actually be a problem of Bill's uplink.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
To the broadcast satellite or whatever.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Because it does end up getting resolved, but it takes Bill a while on air trying to figure this out.
They could have gone to a song or something like this if there was any production at all, but instead we get this.
bill cooper
Okay, well, disconnect me right now and I'm going to reconnect.
All right.
Ah, I hate this.
I hate this.
unidentified
Here we go.
A little pause, folks.
jordan holmes
I hate this.
unidentified
I hate this.
I hate this.
jordan holmes
It's almost ominous.
Like in a horror movie.
When the phone is off the line, you're like, oh, well, obviously they're dead.
unidentified
Hello?
jordan holmes
This is the one marked really good.
bill cooper
Technical difficulties.
dan friesen
Don't love it.
unidentified
Let's all go to the lobby.
dan friesen
In the same way that his movie reviews are this naively sincere whatever this is, that's the same thing.
He can't handle his own tech.
Can't figure this out.
Just on air.
jordan holmes
The tone of voice.
The tone of voice.
unidentified
I hate this.
jordan holmes
Ah, I hate this.
Just a little bit resigned, too.
Like, this fucking happens.
dan friesen
Now, I don't know if whatever he did fixed whatever that caller's problem was, or if the problem was with that caller, and there was no problem to fix.
No idea.
But it seems like everything's better now.
And so he goes and he takes another call.
And this guy has an interesting question to ask that I actually think implicates a whole bunch of different things in the conspiracy theory world.
And it's actually very similar to a lot of things that Alex has pitched in the future from this point.
It even has some connection to present-day narratives that this caller has.
And it's largely about the idea that after the 2000 election, Clinton could stay in office.
Bill Clinton could end up staying in office.
really fun to see how Bill responds to this.
unidentified
I was tempted to vote for Buchanan, but when he wouldn't participate in those debates, he confirmed what you said about him, that he was there to lose the election.
Yep.
So I switched over to Brown, and I'm glad I did.
No way.
bill cooper
No way.
There is no way in the world that Clinton can stay in office beyond the day that he's supposed to leave.
unidentified
True, he could leave, but he could be reappointed as vice president by another administration and then come back in if the president who appoints him decides to get out.
bill cooper
I don't think that that could ever possibly happen.
I don't think anyone would even consider it.
dan friesen
So that's a theory that Alex is suggesting kind of now about Hillary in some ways.
It has about the Trump impeachment to bring Hillary into power with Pelosi president.
jordan holmes
They got Biden and Biden is too old and then he has to drop out and who swoops in but Hillary Clinton.
dan friesen
There were even things along these lines at the end of Obama's term.
This is just something that is a consistent preoccupation of the very dumb Parts of the right wing.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It's just something that they are really deeply invested in thinking is going to happen, but it's so great.
That is never going to happen.
jordan holmes
I really...
Because if that call came on Alex's show, he would be like...
Oh yeah, no, they can totally steal the election.
Let me tell you why.
dan friesen
I've actually heard from a lieutenant colonel that there's plans to do that.
jordan holmes
Bill saying, nope, shut up, is a really fun thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, and then he even goes further and is like, anybody who's believing that is just dumb.
bill cooper
I've seen these emails and websites all over the internet claiming that Clinton has engineered this whole thing so he won't have to leave office and he's going to still be there.
You know, to be the next president.
And I've got to tell you, you know, there's a lot of people out there who aren't playing with a full deck of cards.
There's nothing between your ears.
If you'd just sit down and read the law, you'd find out that that cannot happen in a million years.
The only way it could happen is for Clinton to throw the Constitution and the law in the trash can, declare himself dictator, and he would have to have the military behind him.
dan friesen
So you're saying there's a way it could happen.
That's what I hear because I listen to Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
So what you're saying is this guy, let's call him Clinton.
Would have to declare that he has total authority, and because the military is a lot filled with right-wing reactionary type folks, they would have to be directly behind the president.
Is that what Bill Cooper is suggesting?
dan friesen
I mean, that's the way that Bill is saying that could happen, and it can't happen in the circumstances surrounding Bill Clinton.
Particularly because, as Bill explains in this next clip, The military does not like Bill Clinton.
unidentified
Exactly.
bill cooper
Now, after the last eight years of destroying the military and having everybody in the military absolutely hating his guts and being a draft dodger, now just what do you stupid jerks think is the chances of the military supporting Clinton if he declared himself dictator?
I mean, sometimes I think this, you know, it goes beyond sheeple.
It's like, stupid!
unidentified
Dumb, idiot, jerk, you know, rocks.
bill cooper
It's like they're rocks.
Three sheep will have a brain, even if they can't use it.
You know, rocks don't even have a brain.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
I feel you.
jordan holmes
I just want to make sure that everybody knows that that last caller has got rocks for brains.
He's beyond sheeple.
dan friesen
That guy is so stupid.
jordan holmes
He might as well be a rock.
Anyways, call in again.
dan friesen
It's interesting, too, because I don't know this to be the case, but I wouldn't be too surprised if Alex was trafficking in some of those theories around this time.
I wouldn't be too surprised because I've seen websites putting this out.
I'd be too surprised if it was fucking Prison Planet.
I mean, I don't know.
jordan holmes
It really could be, yeah.
dan friesen
Now, one thing that I found that was really interesting as I was going through some of these episodes, there are things that, like, obviously this wouldn't be a whole episode, but...
I think that Bill hated Alex a lot more than even we recognized.
There were a couple points.
Obviously, he did an episode about Alex being a liar.
He did an episode about his Y2K show.
These are things that he did.
Fine.
I think that he brings him up a bit more than even we recognize.
Here's a clip where he's right after 9-11.
Bill is talking about how everyone's in a panic about anthrax.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And how everyone should just calm down.
There's no need to get crazy about this.
And he takes an opportunity to take a swing at Alex.
bill cooper
Another place, a construction site.
This is a construction site.
Listen to me carefully, people.
unidentified
This is a construction site.
bill cooper
They're performing construction on this site.
They're building and cutting things and putting up drywall and cutting drywall and cutting holes in drywall and places for electrical outlets.
And all of a sudden, somebody looked around and saw a white powder on the floor.
Oh my God!
We're under biological attack!
unidentified
We're all going to die!
bill cooper
Good thing Alex Jones wasn't there.
He would have evacuated whole Florida.
As stupid as he is.
unidentified
Get him!
dan friesen
Get him, Bill!
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
I think if I were to listen to all of his episodes, which would be very difficult because there's a fucking 1,500 of them or something, I think that you'd end up finding a number of pot shots like that.
I think that he probably held his tongue.
Or, like, didn't care for a while.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
The two of them got into a little bit of a, like, oh, wait, this guy sucks.
He's lying all the time.
Right, right, right, right.
And Bilge started taking shots.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I bet he takes it a lot more personally than we would.
unidentified
Like...
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
Because Alex is ruining his ideas by parroting them.
dan friesen
Sort of.
jordan holmes
You know?
Like, he's the real shit, and Alex is becoming more popular at this time.
Not more popular than him, maybe.
I don't know.
dan friesen
Certainly more popular.
jordan holmes
He's becoming ascendant, and that's a man going like...
That's kind of how I feel.
Why is it that bullshit is so much better at getting attention than the truth?
dan friesen
Well, because Bill's not really giving the truth.
jordan holmes
Well, exactly.
dan friesen
It's a weird thing, because he is more right about some things and then completely wrong about other things.
jordan holmes
I mean, from his perspective.
dan friesen
Right, right, yes.
What Bill perceives to be a good faith effort to get to the bottom of things is being kind of hurt.
By the actions of Alex.
If I were Bill, I would think that Alex is going to fuck around and ruin everything because he's trying to do a bad name.
Gives a public face of a crazy person yelling into a bullhorn when I'm actually sitting here reading things.
Conceivably.
jordan holmes
I'm doing the info part of Infowar, and you're sucking at everything.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
I think Bill really hated Alex.
But anyway, back to the call-in show.
Bill gets another caller, and this is the...
Again, as you pointed out, this show was labeled really good.
bill cooper
Good evening, you're on the air.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm going to change the subject here a little bit.
bill cooper
That's fine, it's open topic.
You can talk about whatever you want.
unidentified
I just received from the Sea Crane Company a radio catalog.
bill cooper
Uh-huh.
unidentified
And I'm listening on a very beautiful set with a very extensive...
dan friesen
Every night you are jammed.
unidentified
But Monticello, Maine, an hour before you come on.
bill cooper
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't take reception reports.
There's nothing I can do about it.
So why waste the airtime that I'm paying for?
Somebody's listening out there, and I want, you know, talk about something else.
It has to do with the FQA.
I don't take M-chex.
unidentified
Okay?
bill cooper
Talk about something else.
If you want to talk about that, call WBC.
They can do something about it.
I can't.
unidentified
Do you have their number?
bill cooper
I'm trying to do a radio broadcast here, folks.
dan friesen
He's trying.
He's trying to do a radio broadcast.
He's called.
jordan holmes
I want an hour of tech support.
I want all of his fans to call in and be like, we're going to get this sorted out.
And then at the end, the last five minutes, they're like, this is perfect!
dan friesen
That caller thinks that he's calling in to say like, hey, someone's jamming you.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then there's a conspiracy fun angle to it, but Bill is just like...
I'm not, this is not what this show is for.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Look, there's probably some other problem.
It even goes on to be like, alright, fine.
Fine, get like a radio transmitter identification thing and figure out where the jamming is coming from and then report it.
There's solar storms going on that's much more likely to be affecting your radio than somebody jamming the signal.
jordan holmes
Like, oh man.
I bet he would love Carrie.
dan friesen
I think that he starts to get a little bit peeved.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course!
He wants to do a call-in show about crazy shit, and he's getting tech support.
dan friesen
Well, it's unfortunate, though, because sometimes calls do come in, like this next guy, who does want to talk about something a little bit crazy, but Bill does not have time for it.
bill cooper
Good evening, you're on the air.
unidentified
Yes, Bill, this is Mike in Philadelphia.
bill cooper
Hi, Mike.
unidentified
How you doing?
bill cooper
Good.
unidentified
I have a question for you.
I would like to know, what is the 33rd degree of Freemasonry?
I heard you talk about it before where you said something like the Grand Inspector General is Lincoln.
You said the King of Earth?
What?
bill cooper
You weren't listening to me.
I don't know who you were listening to, but you sure weren't listening to me.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
Now, what is the 33rd degree?
bill cooper
You don't have time to even learn that in the amount of time that you're going to be on this telephone.
unidentified
Hello.
bill cooper
You need to go and listen to the Mystery Babylon series on the internet.
That's why I put them in.
It's 43 hours, I think.
42 hours.
unidentified
Now, how much would that cost to listen through the internet?
bill cooper
I don't know.
Go to the website and find out.
unidentified
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
dan friesen
God, just...
jordan holmes
He has become the human avatar of let me Google that for you.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's just...
unidentified
What the fuck?
dan friesen
You've got to be disappointed.
If you're him.
jordan holmes
I think this is really good.
dan friesen
No, I do too.
But you've got to be disappointed.
These are your listeners who are coming in.
This is just a cadre of two-time losers.
And to be fair, in Bill's defense, he did do a 43-part series about that.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That is true.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Which is also something I want to cover.
But again, it's a 43-part series.
jordan holmes
43 parts might be too big.
dan friesen
Yeah.
No, I'm going to do it.
unidentified
Okay.
Okay.
dan friesen
Before we're done with this podcast.
jordan holmes
Before you die.
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I might die in the middle of it.
But before we're done with this podcast, either as a human or a ghost, we will cover all of Bill's Mystery Babylon series.
jordan holmes
Our podcast will be so popular in hell.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
I think we could do it remotely.
Zoom.
jordan holmes
Zoom.
Yeah, we could zoom hell.
bill cooper
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, at this point.
The phone lines go a little cold.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Everybody's gotten yelled at!
bill cooper
Yep.
dan friesen
Everyone's afraid.
jordan holmes
Is Bill going to be mean to me now?
bill cooper
Yep.
dan friesen
So Bill makes a declaration.
bill cooper
520-333-4578 is the number.
And we'll sit here and wait for the next call.
If there is no next call, I'll just go to bed.
Pause.
dan friesen
So what's going on here, the silence, the reason that he's waiting for a caller is because there is no hold.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
There is no phone board.
It is just when the phone rings, there's a caller.
jordan holmes
We pick it up.
dan friesen
If you are on air talking to a caller, no one can call in.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because the line is busy.
Yes.
So when he says, I gotta wait for a call or I'm going to bed, he is straight up waiting for a call.
bill cooper
I got to cue up some going to bed music here.
Let me see.
unidentified
Ah, somebody calling.
bill cooper
Good evening, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hello?
bill cooper
Chicken plucker.
unidentified
Goodbye.
dan friesen
That's got to be disappointing.
jordan holmes
This is a grumpy old man.
dan friesen
I gotta get a call or I'll go to bed.
No calls.
Someone calls in.
They're not there.
He calls them a chicken plucker.
And sets his way of not cursing on air, although he ends up cussing a bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, obviously.
unidentified
This is a very frustrating episode, I would imagine.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, I guess he's supposed to go to bed now, but no.
He does end up getting a call pretty quickly after this.
He does not get to his going-to-bed music.
And this caller is basically on the same sort of tip as the guy who was saying that Clinton could stay in office.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Same sort of idea.
I believe his point was more about, like, Congress choosing a vice president.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
In these circumstances.
And then Bill gets a little mad at him.
unidentified
Hello?
Oh, Bill.
I couldn't hear you.
Hey, listen, I want to ask you.
bill cooper
Turn your radio off.
unidentified
Right.
I wanted to ask you, this is a thing that's been aired about if this thing has to go to the Senate and the Congress and the Senate about picking a vice president and whatnot.
Have you heard anything on that?
bill cooper
Read your Constitution.
It's all there.
It's written in English.
Very easy to understand.
We've talked about it a million times on this broadcast.
You should have a copy of the Constitution if you're an American.
Well, you do?
How come you can't read it?
Huh?
unidentified
I misplaced it.
Don't bullshit me.
bill cooper
Get out of here.
unidentified
God.
bill cooper
Misplaced it.
Oh, yeah, I got one.
Well, how come you can't read it?
Oh, I misplaced it.
You never had one to start with.
You're a bullshit artist.
520-333-4578 is the number.
jordan holmes
Man, I could listen to grumpy old Don Rickles all day.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Just a weird patriot conspiracy theorist who is fucking fed up.
jordan holmes
Read your goddamn constitution, you moron.
dan friesen
Because what's great about it is, like, on one level, Bill's right.
These callers are trash.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
They're bringing nothing to the table.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
It's his time, you know?
Like, it's a show.
He's trying to do a show.
These people are calling in with stupid shit.
You kind of feel for him.
jordan holmes
Don't trifle with me, goddammit!
dan friesen
You kind of feel for him, but at the same time, you can't be too mad because these are the people that he has cultivated.
jordan holmes
I know!
dan friesen
So, I don't know, man.
It's very conflicting, but I would absolutely listen to hours and hours of Bill just being progressively more mad at his listeners.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
I do want to know what his bedtime music is, though.
I would really like to know what...
dan friesen
Probably some deep cut from the Beach Boys.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
I don't know.
So, in this next episode is where things kind of turn around.
There's a decent caller.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he has a question about photography for Bill.
bill cooper
Good evening, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hey Bill, how you doing?
bill cooper
Good.
unidentified
Great, great.
I understand you're into photography too.
bill cooper
Yeah, love it.
unidentified
I'm just getting into this whole thing myself.
Student in college and pretty exciting.
Black and white photography.
bill cooper
Oh, yeah.
I like that probably the best, but it's only great if you have a dark room.
unidentified
Well, there you go.
Now, luckily, I have access to the dark room there at the college.
dan friesen
Is that a public college?
unidentified
Yeah.
It's really something, and I heard you talking one time about Ansel Adams, and I've seen some of his work, and I would have liked to have seen that museum you went to with all the gray card effect.
bill cooper
Oh, that was absolutely magnificent.
It just made everything like three-dimensional.
dan friesen
Completely changed.
The vibe of the show is totally different.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Bill doesn't let the anger that he feels towards those other callers carry over into the next caller.
He treats everyone like an individual.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
This caller wants to talk about photography.
I love photography.
Let's talk about it like happy, civilized people.
I could be still mad at the guy who lied to me about having a constitution.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
That's kind of nice.
That's a little bit more adult than you see with Alex, where one caller will ruin him for a day.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and the inverse caller is the one who would infuriate Alex so much.
dan friesen
You want to talk about photography?
jordan holmes
I'm not going to talk about fucking photography!
dan friesen
You need a darkroom.
unidentified
Yeah.
I do love that he's a conspiracy theorist who's just like, Yeah!
jordan holmes
Let's talk about photography.
Black and white, that's my favorite.
dan friesen
Well, in the same way that, you know, as we were talking about with the movies, it's just like it's a human thing.
He likes this movie.
He's excited to see vertical impact.
He also has hobbies.
Like, he's a fully drawn person.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, he's someone who has, like, yeah, I love taking pictures, like, putting them in the darkroom.
Yeah.
And Bill gets to talking about how he has his own darkroom.
Oh, yeah.
bill cooper
The studio is in my darkroom.
I'm in my darkroom right now.
That's why you've heard reference.
Sometimes I've had guests in here on the radio and they've made reference to staring at a black wall.
I'm standing in front of this microphone staring at a black wall.
That's what that's all about.
Yeah, that's what that's all about.
This is the darkroom.
Do you develop color also?
Yeah, I do it all.
that nothing is being done in here right now because I had to pack up all my darkroom stuff to put the studio in here when I moved it in here.
But very quickly, now that the other room has been finished for a long time, we're going to be carting stuff out of there and all this stuff is going to come out of the darkroom.
The darkroom is going to be used for what it was meant to be used for.
And the studio will be in the other room.
unidentified
And the Bill has artistic, creative interests outside of his conspiracy theory stuff.
dan friesen
And that is...
I mean, it has to go a long way.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In terms of, like, you know, Alex's interests outside of it are drinking.
Yeah.
And doing commercials for his products.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, yelling at his staff.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It doesn't appear that there's anything, like, he doesn't paint.
He doesn't write poetry or whatever.
He doesn't have anything that seems to be a passion outside of...
This, the info war.
And it's been that way for 20-something years, like his entire career.
I don't know, because you can't call his documentaries anything other than a slightly different extension of his show.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
It's interesting, because Bill's not taking pictures of...
Fake documents or something and then developing them.
They're going to be like a landscape or something.
jordan holmes
Or a cardinal.
A beautiful cardinal in black and white which kind of defeats the purpose but still good.
dan friesen
It's interesting.
He's an interesting person.
Hobbies.
I'd like to find some of his prints.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I feel like they would be worth as much as Kanye West's high school drawing sold for.
Probably.
dan friesen
I imagine whoever would Have them wouldn't part with them.
It seems like...
jordan holmes
Did he have kids?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
He had a couple kids.
I don't know exactly how many.
Because, again, in the same way with Alex, personal lives are not the most interesting thing to me.
jordan holmes
No, for sure.
dan friesen
But yeah, he definitely had some kids.
jordan holmes
They might have the prince.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe.
I don't think they would part with him either.
jordan holmes
That's probably true.
dan friesen
My wall will remain bare.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, that call was a delight.
The two of them had a great time sitting there talking.
jordan holmes
That sounds great.
dan friesen
And we move along to another call.
bill cooper
Good evening.
You're on the air.
Bill.
Yes, sir.
unidentified
You mentioned the other night that one of the churches had bought the PepsiCo.
dan friesen
Was that the Mormon church?
bill cooper
Yes.
unidentified
Thank you very much.
bill cooper
You're welcome.
Absolutely.
That stirs up people, too.
Boy, they don't like to hear that.
dan friesen
Asked and answered.
That's the whole call.
He is saying that the Mormon Church bought Pepsi.
jordan holmes
That's so different from Alex.
Alex would have spun a simple question into its own nonsense all the way over here, and he'd not be like, oh, the Mormon Church bought Pepsi.
He'd be like, the Mormon Church has done all kinds of evil things throughout time and history, and it's a fake cult and all that shit.
dan friesen
Maybe.
Yeah.
Instead, Bill just gives a yes or no answer.
jordan holmes
You bet.
dan friesen
And he's wrong.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Moving on.
Pepsi is not owned by the Mormon church.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not owned by the Mormon church.
dan friesen
This is a sort of long-standing old sort of conspiracy myth.
It was originally Pepsi, and then later iterations of it were Coke.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it all just goes back to the sort of conceptions that Mormons can't drink caffeine.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it's sort of like, ah, hypocritical.
jordan holmes
Oh, they're hypocritical?
unidentified
Well, that's one thing.
jordan holmes
Trying to decaffeinate Pepsi?
dan friesen
No.
One piece of it is like that hypocrisy argument.
And then the other piece is that the Church of Latter-day Saints does have like a for-profit side of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, for sure.
dan friesen
They do have like a lot of holdings.
I think it was last year someone came out and actually had a list of the firm, the things that were invested in.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
It was like Google, Alphabet, JP Morgan.
Like a ton of like really big investments.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
In the same way of Joseph Smith taking quite a bit off the top, the Mormon Church just has to keep that going.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I do think that that existing is a part of why those conspiracies bubbled up.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The idea that they had bought these various companies, that there was something untoward going on.
And because of that, and because of the sort of...
I don't know, the intrinsic otherness of Mormons to people in patriot communities in particular.
Very staunch Christian absolutist types.
jordan holmes
America has a long track record of hating Mormons.
dan friesen
Almost from the jump.
It's ripe for conspiracies.
And it's just one that's lingered forever.
Even to fairly recent days.
jordan holmes
You get bored with all the shit the Vatican owns.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
You know, you gotta find some other church to do some hypocritical bullshit.
You know.
dan friesen
Sometimes you just need a new flavor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Like a Coke or a Pepsi.
dan friesen
Cherry Coke.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That is owned by the moment.
Yes.
dan friesen
So this next clip, this next caller, is kind of a bummer.
It's a little bit of a sad story this guy has.
He got attacked and then can now no longer read.
So he wants to ask Bill, what can I do now that I can't read?
And it's a really interesting question.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Bill, I think that Bill responds as well as you can, but I don't know.
I have a lot of feelings about this call.
unidentified
I just need some help, okay?
bill cooper
Well, what is it?
unidentified
Okay.
A couple years ago, up in where I live, someone attacked me and smashed me in my head.
Beyond that, I can't read anymore.
So what can I do to help out people without being able to read?
I cannot read anything.
What can I do?
I got my whole house set up.
I have all the equipment I need, you know, the kerosene heaters stored and everything, and food stored and water stored and everything.
But what can I do when you can't read?
bill cooper
What is it that you want to do?
unidentified
I don't know.
I studied electronics for years and years.
And I can't do that anymore because I can't read.
I just want to help us, you know?
I want to help this country.
I want to help everybody.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I don't know what to do.
bill cooper
Find somebody that can read for you.
That's what I would do.
unidentified
Just find somebody to help you read.
bill cooper
Yeah.
unidentified
Beyond reading, is there some other thing I can do?
bill cooper
I don't understand.
What is it that you want to do?
unidentified
I want to help this country.
bill cooper
Well, the best thing to do is find out what the truth is and teach it to other people.
Wake them up.
unidentified
Okay.
bill cooper
And don't try to shove it down their throat.
You know, leave stuff laying around.
Okay.
Casually mention things in conversation.
And if you do it right, people will say, well, what's that?
You know, and then you can lead them into a conversation and tell them about it.
unidentified
Okay, very interesting.
bill cooper
But make sure you know what you're talking about and make sure you always tell the truth.
unidentified
Okay, thank you.
I understand if I'm telling you the truth.
Very good.
bill cooper
Don't spread rumors.
dan friesen
Don't spread rumors.
jordan holmes
Man, I really don't think I would say don't spread rumors to a guy who can't read because of an attack.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, the caller, the situation he's presenting is really sad.
jordan holmes
No, that's the most terrifying thing I can imagine.
dan friesen
Yeah, but I also think that a lot of Bill's advice, I mean, find someone to read for you, is fine advice.
Although I imagine it might be difficult.
To find someone to read as much as you might want to read on your own.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So that could be tough.
But then some of the other stuff that Bill's talking about, like find out the truth and tell people, doesn't that require reading?
jordan holmes
That's what I was thinking while he was saying that.
I was like, how do you...
And audiobooks, like, nobody is...
Doing an audiobook of these lunatic conspiracy theory books.
dan friesen
Some might be.
jordan holmes
Maybe they did.
dan friesen
I think you might be able to find some in some weird catalogs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's possible.
dan friesen
Some newsletters might have things you could order, but you've got to read the newsletter.
Can't do that.
Oh, no.
He clearly can listen to Bill, so he could take whatever Bill tells him at face value and assume that's as good as reading.
jordan holmes
Which goes against what Bill preaches.
dan friesen
Right.
That's a difficult thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's quite a conundrum, and it's a much longer call.
He ends up talking to this guy for quite a while, and he gets around to being...
Trying to be really encouraging about, like, you can teach yourself things again.
Like, you can...
Because the guy, he's not specific about what his injury was or anything.
I have no idea if this is accurate or not.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
But Bill was just giving him a lot of, like, you can put your mind to it and work really hard, and you can read again.
That kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Believe in yourself.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's inspirational and also...
I don't know.
The inspirational part's good, but the actual advice that he's giving, it kind of is just repeat things you've heard on my show.
Functionally.
Or it is get a live-in reader or something.
An assistant to read to you, which I don't think is within the reach of most people.
jordan holmes
I don't think you can afford that.
dan friesen
I guess if you're married, maybe you could have your spouse read to you.
jordan holmes
That's going to put a lot of strain on your relationship if you take it too far and if your wife isn't particularly interested.
dan friesen
Yeah, there would be a true believer.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Bill talks about his show from the night before.
And I tried to find this, but it's not on the website.
So I can't find what the actual show is.
But he talks about it a little bit, and apparently what he did is he played the same song over and over again, like he was doing a music show.
Yeah.
If I understand correctly, the point he was trying to make is about how we keep talking about the same thing with this election.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And no one's tired of talking about the same thing, and he plays the same song to sort of artistically make that point or whatever.
And he describes it in a way that is maybe accurate.
unidentified
You had so many programs here lately about all the fortunes in Florida and everything.
And last night you...
It seemed like you'd lost your mind.
You were so sick of a mess and everything.
bill cooper
No, I didn't lose my mind.
I was making a point.
I know.
unidentified
You had a manic night.
bill cooper
You ever hear of satire?
unidentified
Satire.
bill cooper
Last night was an hour of satire.
unidentified
I know it.
You had a manic night.
Yes, I'm known for my satire as well, sir.
dan friesen
So would Bill, I mean, without hearing it, I can't really accurately say.
But it's closer to what might be described as satire, based on what I understand the show to be.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Alex, I could easily see, thinking, I mean, like, what this caller is describing is Bill Lost His Mind.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That satire.
jordan holmes
Which is...
dan friesen
Which is what Alex thinks satire is.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
That was a calculated thing.
You didn't lose your mind.
You were specifically making a point through something that you think is absurd.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I'm not saying that I think that Alex listened to that and misunderstood what satire is.
It's just interesting that one guy does understand satire.
unidentified
Yeah!
This is so wild because the right is...
jordan holmes
Criminally incapable of understanding what satire is.
It is simply not within their bounds.
And that Bill Cooper is both this wacky man.
It's strange.
He's a complicated man.
dan friesen
I think Bill would be exiled from a lot of the right-wing communities if he was still alive today.
Unless he changed a lot of the things he believes.
Because I was listening to a number of his episodes from like after 9-11.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And like he was talking a ton about how the people who did this were not doing it for no reason.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
There is a geopolitical reason why someone would commit a terrorist attack against the United States.
jordan holmes
I thought it was because they hate our freedoms.
dan friesen
I just think that he would have like the...
jordan holmes
The president declared himself king.
I think Bill Cooper, hopefully.
Based on the way that we've seen him, it seems like he is staunchly committed to his principles and capable of accepting information, which is a rare thing.
dan friesen
He also thought he was going to buy Gannett.
jordan holmes
That is true!
He's a complicated man.
dan friesen
The thing that I always can't decipher, and I probably never will be able to, is that if Alex had died...
Years ago, you never would have thought he would join Trump either.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
It's not inconceivable to me that Bill would change with the time somewhat, but he doesn't ever, in any of the episodes that I've listened to from his show, he never seems to be as chasing of anything as Alex is.
Alex, through almost all of this, seems very desperate.
He seems very much needing of something.
Sure.
I mean, the way he goes around with a bullhorn in his early career, trying to make spectacles of things.
Like, that is desperate behavior.
And I feel like Bill is more like, let things come.
And so I don't think he would.
jordan holmes
Like this show, he's letting callers come, even if they're just asking for tech support.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And he's just annoyed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's just annoyed.
So that caller was talking about the issue with, like, you're not voting for the president.
Electors are voting for the president.
Which apparently was a part of Bill's satire piece.
And so the caller's like, I don't know why you were talking about that.
You talk about that a lot.
jordan holmes
They don't understand satire.
dan friesen
You've talked about that issue a number of times.
Why did you talk about it?
unidentified
Well, I'm just, what I'm saying is, I know that they're not voting for electors.
It's just, it's supposed to be this fiat election for president.
And I was confused why you were bringing it up, you know, why you were giving an even issue, because...
You know, you've already spent time teaching people or trying to bring their attention to.
bill cooper
That doesn't mean they listen to me.
How many times have I told people to get a copy of the Constitution?
It's very short.
It's written in English.
Anybody can understand it.
And how many times every night when I open the phones, you hear people call that still haven't got a copy of the Constitution, haven't read it, and try to bullshit me, like this one guy did tonight, and try to tell me he had it when I knew damn well he'd never even seen one.
dan friesen
So, I mean, like, Bill has a keen awareness that his audience is not, like, they don't listen.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fascinating.
I guess if you...
I suppose if you're dealing with any kind of, like, ideals towards education, it has to be a...
Near, like, constant stream of people disappointing you from time, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah, you have to get over that pretty early or it probably won't last.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And you also have to have a lot of patience, probably.
jordan holmes
He does remind me of, like, a social studies teacher I had in junior high of just like that.
I've been doing this for 30 years.
You're not the first kid to ask me this question.
I am sick of people telling me that the Constitution says some shit it doesn't.
Fucking do your homework, asshole.
Everybody gets a D. You've read the Constitution?
dan friesen
Yes.
Where is it?
I misplaced it.
jordan holmes
I misplaced it.
dan friesen
Get the fuck out of here.
Bullshitter.
Yeah, and I think that that's a...
Again, it does just keep coming back to more human things.
That's a very human way to understand...
The people who are listening to you without getting mad at them.
Maybe you'll be mad at individuals periodically based on the way that they're interacting with you.
But Alex hates his audience.
To the point where he fears interacting with them, as we've seen multiple times in his career.
And I don't think Bill hates his audience, but he definitely hates...
Some of these callers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, oh yeah.
100%.
dan friesen
And he only hates or is mad at anybody because they're disappointed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're not living up to what he wants them to be, which is very teacherly.
jordan holmes
You're calling into my show, don't bullshit me.
That seems like a really simple thing to do.
And Alex can't do it because he's entirely bullshit, whereas Bill thinks that he's the one who's telling the truth here.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's interesting.
dan friesen
So this same caller here, who's had a little bit of time on the show...
jordan holmes
Your audio's pretty fuzzy right now.
dan friesen
Nope.
He ends the show, or his call, by saying that Bill is the greatest living patriot.
unidentified
Okay.
Yes, you are a great teacher, sir, and as I said, I do believe you are the greatest living patriot.
bill cooper
Oh, well, thank you.
That's a great compliment.
unidentified
You and I, I salute you.
I feel like I told you before.
I tell everybody about you all the time.
bill cooper
Thank you.
unidentified
And I salute you, sir, and if I was in Arizona, I would gladly serve in your militia, sir.
bill cooper
Well, thank you.
unidentified
Yes, sir.
Have a good night, sir.
bill cooper
You too.
Be that as it may, my greatest hero is that young Chinese lad who stopped those 17 tanks in their tracks.
He must have been scared to death.
I just revere that young man.
I hope I can meet him before I die.
dan friesen
I think Bill died like a year after this.
I did not think he ended up meeting the tank guy.
jordan holmes
I very much doubt it.
dan friesen
It's kind of sad.
That's a little bit of a bummer.
jordan holmes
I almost think that, like, I'm imagining this, and I think Bill Cooper would have listened to Greta Thunberg's speech at the UN and just been like, God damn it, I disagree with everything she said, but way to take it to those assholes!
dan friesen
Maybe, I don't think so, because I don't think that he was into climate change stuff.
jordan holmes
Nah, that's fair.
dan friesen
But, um, I don't know if you caught the second...
jordan holmes
I would join your militia.
dan friesen
No, the second very specific expression, That I use all the time.
jordan holmes
Be that as it may.
dan friesen
Now we have As Is Their Want and Be That As It May on the same episode of the show.
I worry.
I worry.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
How does reincarnation work?
jordan holmes
How many kids does he have?
unidentified
And how old would they be right about now?
jordan holmes
And were you secretly adopted?
unidentified
Conceivably, I could be the right age.
jordan holmes
I think it's possible.
I think we just found something crazy.
dan friesen
I gotta go talk to my dad?
No, I don't think that is the case.
I wonder, though.
jordan holmes
And you were born in Texas?
dan friesen
No, I wasn't.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
Well, then never mind.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, it's weird, because you hear stuff about Hillary on this episode, and it's like, wait a second.
Bill is just leaving office in 2000.
And I forgot that Hillary ran for senator in New York while Bill was still ending his term.
I completely forgot that that was the overlap.
And so, of course, Hillary is a subject that comes up.
And so what Bill believes, I'll let him spell it out.
bill cooper
What they will do is Hillary Clinton, and she's already said it, and I've already told you about it, she's going to introduce an amendment to do away with the Electoral College and have the vast, unwashed, ignorant herd actually elect the president and vice president.
dan friesen
Bill does not like democracy.
jordan holmes
Not a big fan!
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
But that's pretty consistent with a lot of the right wing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
They don't like the idea of popular vote stuff.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But the tyranny of the majority.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
She didn't do that.
And the irony that he could never have guessed is that 16 years later, had she have done that, she would be president.
jordan holmes
That is very funny.
That is a sad thought.
It's a very sad thought.
dan friesen
That's very weird.
jordan holmes
In all directions.
dan friesen
In 2000, he's saying Hillary is going to get rid of the Electoral College.
In 2016, Hillary loses the presidency because of the Electoral College.
jordan holmes
It is kind of ironic that it's...
Doubly her fault that she lost the election.
She lost the election in 2000.
That's when she lost the election for president in 2016.
That's fascinating.
dan friesen
So we get another caller here who says he wants to talk about Al Gore, right?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So Al Gore, his daughter.
Is married to someone from the Schiff family.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
The Schiff fortune.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so he speculates about how the Schiffs were connected with the Rothschilds.
And Bill has an interesting response to this.
unidentified
One other observation I'd like to make.
Okay, reading a Time Magazine article from Al Gore in the past, it said something how his daughter...
had gone to Washington, and somebody had hooked her up with somebody who was interesting, and she married this doctor, who was a Dr. Schiff.
And in the article in Time magazine, they mentioned that this Dr. Schiff was the heir to the Jacob Schiff fortune, and they referred to Jacob Schiff as the turn-of-the-century industrialist.
And as far as my recollections are, Jacob Schiff was supposed to have grown up in the home of the Rothschilds.
He was supposed to have lived almost on a second floor.
bill cooper
Well, wait a minute.
There's a lot of rumors floating around about this kind of stuff.
I could find no verification for that whatsoever.
I see.
None whatsoever.
And I'm talking about the part where he grew up with the Rothschilds.
I can find absolutely no verification for that at all, period.
dan friesen
So, that you'd never hear.
No.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
No.
You'd be like, yeah, absolutely.
He's from the Rothschilds.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Let me tell you, Baron Rothschild crashed the economy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Waterloo, blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's like, hold on now.
There's a lot of rumor.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a lot of rumor here.
jordan holmes
I'm so interested.
I almost have no interest in what he does believe, and I'm so much more interested in what he rejects.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that defines...
Because Alex doesn't seem to reject anything other than Q, which he secretly loves and probably believes in or whatever it is.
dan friesen
Most likely.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but what he rejects creates this kind of series of boundaries that he'll act within as far as what conspiracy theories he chooses to believe or not.
And the boundaries are really fascinating.
In comparison to Alex, who doesn't seem to have any.
dan friesen
Alex does have boundaries.
Anything that's pro-left, anything that's pro-multiculturalism, pro-feminist, pro-LGBTQ, anything in his world.
Anything that is conceivably right-wing, he'll go along with.
jordan holmes
Because he's a leader of the Infowar.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
He's absolutely the leader.
dan friesen
I do agree with you.
I don't agree necessarily that Alex has no boundaries, but they're much weirder.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But what you don't put up with or what you don't believe does give a framework.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you have to find out what you're not before you can really find out what you are.
dan friesen
And in some ways...
That's a sign of somebody who actually thinks they believe something.
Because Bill is willing to be like, no, I don't want to do that.
That's a rumor.
You can't prove that.
I've looked into it.
I can't prove that.
That introduces a barrier for his ability to go down that road.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
And Alex wouldn't do that.
jordan holmes
That's another thing that you say, too.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
I could find absolutely no evidence of this.
dan friesen
Yeah, but it's not as trademarked a phrase.
So, you know, it's great to hear things like this, where Bill is saying, like, that's a rumor, you can't prove that.
But at the same time, he also says stuff like this.
unidentified
Okay, Bill.
bill cooper
And make no mistake about it, Al Gore is a dedicated Marxist, and his goal is world communism.
unidentified
Okay, Bill, I just want to thank you for all that you've done to educate us all, and God bless you and God keep you.
bill cooper
God bless you, too.
Thank you for calling.
Bye-bye.
dan friesen
So, Al Gore is a dedicated Marxist who's trying to bring in world communism.
Is that a rumor?
jordan holmes
I can find no verification of that.
I've looked into it.
dan friesen
Right.
So it's that double-edged sword of like, yeah, he'll push back on some things that are brought to him, but he doesn't apply the same level of criticism towards the things that maybe he's already accepted and deemed proven.
And that creates a little bit of a problem.
So we have one last clip here, and it's a caller who's trying to...
It's unclear exactly what he's trying to do, but it seems like what he's trying to say is that women shouldn't be allowed to teach.
Bill, for the third time in this episode, shuts that shit down.
unidentified
When people enter into spiritual fornication, with other words, serving other gods beside the Lord, and in particular, when you have a situation where Apostle Paul says that A woman, you will not allow a woman to teach and to have authority over men.
When people disobey this word or this command, which is Old Testament command as well, then you will have other spirits partaking...
bill cooper
Well, wait a minute.
We don't allow preaching on this broadcast.
That's your opinion.
unidentified
This is factual.
bill cooper
No, that's your opinion.
Good night.
Good night, folks.
God bless each...
And every single one of you.
Good night, Annie Plum and Allison.
I love you.
dan friesen
So, to answer your question about the kids, I think he ends his show saying he loves his kids.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But, I mean, hey, man, that's a dude calling in with some fundamentalist-ass shit, and Bill's like, that is your opinion.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's really good.
That's a great answer to that.
dan friesen
We don't allow preaching on the show, although he does.
jordan holmes
Of course he does.
No, of course he does.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
He preaches himself sometimes.
Not the same way that Alex does, but there is still some definite religious inclinations.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would be interested to know if he fake prayed on air.
dan friesen
I've certainly not encountered it.
Nothing that crass.
But, like, his belief in God seems to be sincere.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then secondarily, it also seems kind of functional.
Like, there are some times where he's expressing things that kind of go along the lines of, like, Pascal's wager.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, if you believe in God and he doesn't exist, there's no...
jordan holmes
You got nothing to lose.
dan friesen
And if you don't believe in God and he does exist, you're fucked.
So why not just believe in him no matter what?
It works out better.
He has some things that I've heard him say that kind of go in that direction.
And then the other thing is that he believes that without the existence of a deity, creator-endowed rights don't exist.
And because of that...
and rule your lives.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And that's why communists want to get rid of religion, because if they get rid of religion, they get rid of the concept of creator-endowed rights.
And I think that he just has some sort of a belief that fundamental rights can't exist outside of them being bestowed by a deity.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And I think, at least in the episodes I've listened to, it seems like a lot of his primary...
Primary interest in religion comes from those places, which I think is interesting, and I also don't hate that much.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't agree with them, but I don't hate it that much.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, that's kind of that point of view.
dan friesen
I hate the part about being against communism because you think they're going to destroy God in order to get rid of creator and doubt rights.
jordan holmes
Religion is the opiate of the masses because we want to destroy God and take away human rights.
Seems like an odd...
dan friesen
Right.
But it's not as bad as Alex's sort of religious bend.
jordan holmes
No, it is, like, in a way, it is a kind of functional thought process in the sense that if you believe that there is a creator that gives you rights, that reinforces your superiority to the natural world.
Otherwise, we're all, you know, like Tennyson, you know, we're nature red in tooth and claw, you know, that kind of thing.
Without that idea of creator-endowed rights, or punishment for negative moral actions, he probably believes that people would just go insane and start killing each other all over the place.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
Something along those lines.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe.
jordan holmes
Which is, because there's no God, so, you know, in the same Pascal's Wager, why not?
dan friesen
I mean, I guess that would be the flip side.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
He's a fascinating weirdo.
Who's similar to Alex in a lot of ways and also completely dissimilar.
I think it's really interesting that at least three instances on this episode...
His episodes are only an hour long, too.
So it's like three times within an hour of taking calls.
And by the way, I mean, what was it?
The first 15, 20 minutes of the episode was a disaster.
jordan holmes
At least.
dan friesen
But three times he was able to have a caller who said something.
He's like, fuck that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Fuck that.
jordan holmes
That's good stuff.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And, you know, it indicates, too, a complete lack of concern with turning this person off.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're not resources to him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're people who he wants to get a message.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And that's pretty fundamentally different than the way Alex sees his audience.
It's pretty clear that they're just people to market to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're cash.
He gets dollar signs in his eyes if he hears that his audience grew.
Not like, I have greater reach to spread my message.
None of that.
dan friesen
And who knows if it might have been different earlier, but certainly not in the last years for sure.
jordan holmes
The pursuit of money will kill you.
Whatever that is.
dan friesen
William Shakespeare.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
TJ.
Thomas Jefferson paraphrased it later on.
dan friesen
Indeed.
Yeah, man, I don't know.
This is an interesting little trip.
I am glad to be able to...
I know that I've made reference to Bill's call-in shows in the past about how clunky it is, and then also how he treats his audience much differently than Alex does.
And I think it's nice to take a little glimpse at this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And actually be able to see it demonstrated as opposed to just like, oh, he does this.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
So there's this.
And I don't know.
I think the next time we dip dap into Bill, I think we've got to be undertaking one of these bigger projects.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Something more substantive.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think I want to do it.
jordan holmes
As much as I enjoy tech support calls, there's nothing really to research other than ham radios, I guess.
That's what you need to look into, then.
dan friesen
I mean, I would like to know more about that guy's model.
I like antique radios.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
So, we'll see about that.
I think we'll probably get to work on some of that stuff and see if we can't crank something out in the near future.
But we'll be back on Friday.
Maybe Alex will be back platformed by Friday.
It really honestly depends on if he's in studio tomorrow.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
But we'll see.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
And I go to Ben Jordan.
dan friesen
Yes, we are also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
If you'd like to download the show, please go to iTunes, rate, leave a review, and donate to a local charity.
And I love you.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am Bill Cooper's Dark Room.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
You're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Alex, I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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