Knowledge Fight - #418: April 8, 2020

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#418: April 8, 2020

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Knowledge Fight #418: April 8, 2020 dissects Alex Jones’ failed QAnon reveal hype, instead peddling zinc/HCQ claims and debunked NIH graphs. Guests like Cyrus Parsa—who alleges lucid dreams of Trump vs. China’s 5G enslavement—add fringe nonsense, dismissed as repetitive or exploitative. Jones interrupts with ads for sold-out vitamin products, ignoring audience expectations. The episode’s lack of substance underscores his prioritization of profit over promised exposés, leaving conspiracy theories stagnant while mocking his own credibility. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
unidentified		I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
unidentified		I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Shang, we are the bad guys.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
unidentified		Dan and Jordan.
unidentified		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I need money, need money.
		Andy and Pansy.
		Andy and Pandy.
		Andy and Pam.
		Andy and Kansas.
unidentified		Andy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's time to pray.
		Andy in Kansas.
		You're on the air.
		Thanks for holding us.
andy in kansas ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Alex.
andy in kansas ▲ ● ▼		I'm a fish pencil over here saying I love your room.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
		Knowledgefight.com.
		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody.
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're a couple dudes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Indeed, we are, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What do you got for a bright spot?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I just saw that the FDA has sent Alex a seasoned assist letter about his various claims about his silver products.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in this moment when things look bleak, in some ways, I can take solace in the fact that Alex is getting more letters about his sales practices.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even Trump's FDA is like, we can't be doing this shit anymore, guys.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's nice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'll take a little bit of happiness from that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is nice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		How about you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go with Pats.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got two dogs, and basically all I do with my time now is take pictures of them in cute positions and draw on them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So you finally figured out Twitter?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly how it works.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what Twitter is, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I finally got into dog pictures.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's how you're going to go viral.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's my plan.
		That's what I'm going to do.
		They're cute.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Be sure that you put a QR code on those pictures of the dogs to our podcast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's a QR code for it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Maybe, maybe not.
		Who knows?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I still do not understand QR codes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Neither do I, and I never will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've made a commitment.
		I just refuse.
		I've sworn on the altar of God, eternal resistance to QR code understanding.
unidentified		QR Anon is what I'm so Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Today we've got an interesting episode to go over.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're going over April 8th, 2020.
unidentified		I'm famous.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is 2020.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, people have been asking you to bring it back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going back and forth.
		God damn.
		So today, this is a really hotly anticipated episode because this is Wednesday of this week.
		And if you'll recall, back on April 1st, Wednesday of last week, Alex got really pissy about how everyone liked QAnon and no one likes him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so he decided to make a threat on air that he was going to reveal QAnon's identity if they did not reveal themselves by April 8th.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he's going to do it today.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He made it very clear that they had until Tuesday.
		And if they didn't do it by Tuesday, Wednesday would be the day.
		That's the day.
		So here is him saying that back on the first.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		I'll just expose it.
		Okay, like I gave Joe Rogan a deadline.
		I love Joe.
		He's a good guy.
		I like these guys too.
		I give them till next Tuesday to come out with it all.
		Or I'm going to expose it next Wednesday.
unidentified		There.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Seven days.
		There you go.
		And get all the documents.
		Let's start firing it up.
		Get it ready.
		Okay.
		Just watch.
		Okay.
unidentified		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		There's something real for you, folks.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's not talk.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Aha.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's something real for you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not talk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not talk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You would expect that based on that, this is real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is not talk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex on Wednesday will reveal the identity of QAnon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Those are the literal definitions of those words.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So it seems like they would be required.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say that maybe you could look at this in hindsight as an April Fool's Day prank.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, boo.
		Boo.
		If he pulled that, I'd be so bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll get to this episode.
		This is not going to be a long episode.
		This is a really bad episode of Alex's show.
		And we'll discuss, you know, the will-he-won't-he of revealing this.
		I'm trying to play a little game here where I'm like not going to just tell you right up front that he doesn't reveal who QAnon is, but I kind of just accidentally.
unidentified		He absolutely does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, we'll discuss some of this.
		But before we get down to business, we're going to take a little moment to say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
		So first of all, Jesse, thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Jesse.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Derp.
		Thank you so much.
		You're an ah policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Derp.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Next, Josie.
		Thank you so much.
		You're an hour policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified		Thanks, Josie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Josie.
		Next, Simon.
		Thank you so much.
		You're an hour policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Simon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Simon.
		Next, Timothy.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Timothy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Timothy.
		Next, Colleen.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Colleen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And unenthusiasm.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified		Thank you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Unenthusiasm.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who donated on an elevated level.
		We appreciate that very much.
		So first of all, Drew, thank you so much.
		You are now a technocrat.
		And John, thank you so much.
		You are now a technocrat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
		Crikey, mate, that's fantastic.
		Have yourself a brew.
		How's your 401k doing, bro?
		All right, we got to go full-tilt buggy on this, Watson, all right?
		Let's just get down to business.
		We ain't making that money off that heroin.
		Why are you pimps so good?
		My neck is freakishly large.
		I declare info war on you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, Drew, and thank you so much, John.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, thank you very much to the both of you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you're out there listening and thinking, hey, I enjoy the show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, or you could find a local charity in your area and sport some folks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We would love it if you did either.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, we figured it out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we start off this episode, not maybe surprisingly, maybe unsurprisingly, talking not about the identity of QAnon.
		Not at all.
		It's more about Xeanon.
		That's zinc.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump has come out and he has mentioned zinc in his press conference.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, because we live in the worst timeline.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So now Alex is going buck wild on this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's pretending that he got kicked off of all like the Google App Store, the Android apps, because he was like, hey, man, I just told people to drink quinine.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tonic water.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, it's great.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		A caller called about it a month ago, and I made some calls.
		I said, yeah, they won't let us prescribe hydroxychloroquine, but all that is is a prescription version of quinine.
		We're giving our patients Canada dry tonic water.
		They banned me off of the Google app for that.
		They said specifically for that and hydroxychloroquine that day.
		Took about a week to do it.
		So that's how pissed they are that I'm just telling you you don't have to.
		See, if you don't have oxygen, you die in about four minutes.
		Everybody knows that.
		It's essential.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody knows that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But if you don't have zinc, you die in a few months, folks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Called starving to death.
		And the foods are so damn empty.
		That's the case.
		So yes, folks, get your vitamin D3.
		Yes, get your zinc.
		And absolutely, get all your multivitamins and get them from a non-synthetic source.
		And absolutely, I'm saying you need oxygen to live.
		And I'm saying we have the real red pill and real red pill plus that has all the vitamins and minerals and protone.
		That's for adults.
		We have, by the way, vitamin Real Fusion.
		I keep plugging it.
		It's been sold out for two weeks.
		They didn't tell me that.
		It's back in stock.
		Hey, showed up yesterday.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's all this is, man.
		The first, like, I don't know what it is, but when I do this show and the preparation of the show, there's like, there are different kind of feelings that I have.
		And a lot of the time I can really indulge in and enjoy Alex's stupidity and all this.
		I don't know why, but today I cannot.
		I am sick of the bullshit.
		I am not interested.
		Just listening to them do that over and over again, basically, is really frustrating.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Partially because he's supposed to be revealing who QAnon is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is what it stated.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, really bumming me out that he's not doing that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right off the top.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's do just fucking rambling about zinc and his real red pill and shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's like, oh, God, this is just, it's not what I want.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's exhausting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm exhausted.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm just so tired of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's how he wins, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, kind of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, you get out of fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're just like, he's never going to stop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's just never going to stop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And when he gives you the things that get you really excited, like a threat to reveal QAnon, and then he spends the following days just like, you know, doing propaganda narratives that he's ripped off from Jordan Sather and other QA resources.
		And then he doesn't do his big reveal.
		It's just like, what the fuck are you even doing, man?
		It's just, oh, God, just the potential and the tease and no release.
		Just God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's been edging you for three years now, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very frustrating.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're never going to come.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just never going to happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably not.
		So Alex has been kicked off all these social media things and all this.
		Big tech, they're censoring him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you should be afraid of them, obviously.
unidentified		I mean, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you're not because they look like hippies.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If they wore suits, you'd be scared of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then Alex gets a little bit, I don't know, homophobic against Tim.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, why not?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just because they look like, you know, dirty hippies wearing different colored socks and they're at Burning Man, that's their sick cover.
		They were wearing Hugo boss, you know, Nazi uniforms, you'd be scared of them.
		But because they're so unprofessional looking, you just let them fop around, you know, because Tim Cook's hopping around like a fairy up there.
		I'm gay, I'm gay.
		No, you're a mass murderer criminal.
		Who cares if you're gay?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can be both.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Fairying around is just their cover.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that's a little bit of a gross thing there at the end, but I think I really only kept that clip around because of the obsession that he has with people wearing two different colored socks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That comes up so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's just got that thing.
unidentified		Oh, you weirdos with your different colored socks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That has like his mom written all over it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like when he was nine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He yelled mom titty.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he said it.
		She's like, put the right fucking socks on.
		Mom, titty.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's some like actual personal story behind the colored socks thing, probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very, it's very mysterious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a no more hanging wires situation or wire hangers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex has some graphs that he's touting that he purports to say show that this virus, the whole situation is basically a hoax.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's because he's pushing this as largely a malnutrition situation now.
		It's a zinc deficiency.
		Why not?
		Because we're selling zinc.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We've got the graphs from the NIH, the graphs from the university.
		They all show the same thing.
		And that's with them putting false data in.
		But here's the paradox.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're saying, Alex, you just said that this thing's a hoax and used to take our liberty, but you're saying the virus is real.
unidentified		Yes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Millions and millions die a year from malnutrition, and then regular cold and regular flu kills you.
		Malnutrition is a giant issue.
		We talk about it here with Mike Adams and so many others.
		And we've said the answer is getting the zinc, getting the vitamin D, getting the vitamin C.
		And if you get sick, the hydroxychloroquine to push it in, but it's still dangerous.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has been saying that a lot lately.
		And I will say that he used to say stuff like that a lot more back when Youongevity and Dr. Wallach were his main sponsors.
		He certainly said that sort of stuff a lot, much more back then.
		That hasn't been his number one concern for a while now.
		Sure, sure, sure, sure.
		Yeah, so his belief basically is that you're seeing the numbers going down.
		Perhaps the flattening of the curve is underway.
		Sure.
		And Alex believes he's found a quote from Dr. Burks about them taking people who have tested positive who die, and they're included as COVID-19 deaths.
		Yes.
		And then, of course, there's an autopsy, and it's determined whether or not they actually died from complications of the condition.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It could have been the two bullet wounds, could have been COVID-19.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You'll never know the answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not ever that, but that's what Alex is saying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so he's determined through out-of-context headlines that he's read that they're just saying anybody who has a cold is now COVID-19 numbers.
		And so they're making fake numbers.
		That's basically where he's at.
		It's very boring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's fun to me that ability to just wave away a very reasonable criticism with lies.
		He's like, look, now you're thinking, how is it that you can call it a hoax and then one second later say the virus is real?
		Well, here's some bullshit that doesn't answer that question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's malnutrition, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that still doesn't answer the.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just get some zinc.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you can't just bring up like, okay, here's why Captain Kirk like, no, uh-uh, not going to happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You answer the question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So as we see, the numbers are going down, sort of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I guess.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex has an explanation for this that he has absolutely no basis in making.
unidentified		Of course.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		If you get sick, the hydroxychloroquine to push it in, but it's still dangerous.
		They don't want you to know that, but the people have bought it off the shelves everywhere and are self-medicating.
		And that's why the numbers are going down.
		Because people learn the truth, and now they're in your message, your private messages.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So they're in your private messages.
		So if you're texting about chloroquine, the AI will shut you down or something.
		But yeah, so apparently everyone's gone out to the store and bought this hydroxychloroquine, and that's why numbers are going down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like that's still illegal by implication.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's iffy.
		It is iffy.
		You might be getting another letter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not saying, but he's saying that if you have it, it'll help the curve go down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm still going to go with that's evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not the kind of thing I would like to see out of him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's pretty mad about the New York Times because they have recently put out an article that discusses a little bit of a financial stake Trump had in a company that produces hydroxychloroquine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's mad at them for doing journalism, yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, I think that he's probably more mad at other people's tweets about the article than the article itself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would assume that, because here's his take on it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Coming up next hour, I'll show you where the New York Times accused Trump of pushing hydroxychloroquine to make money.
		They went and looked at some stock portfolio he had, and he had less than $400 at the peak of the stock market, $435 at the low, $29.
		Oh, yes.
		That's why he's pushing a generic drug that no one makes money off of.
		Evil, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So they did report on a small investment that Trump has in one of his funds.
		It's not even a direct investment.
		And one of these funds invests in a company called Sanofi, which produces Plaquenil, which is the brand name of hydroxychloroquine.
		I don't think that most of the reporting surrounding this suggested that it was his motivation for touting it as a miracle cure.
		I think that's probably just tweets that Alex has saw.
		But I think it's kind of understandable for people to have that reaction on Twitter.
		I mean, like, Trump's corrupt as hell.
		Yeah.
		So when you have the appearance of impropriety, it's going to give people like, you're not going to give them the benefit of the doubt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're at what?
		We're at what, like, five or six senators now who have committed very obvious crimes by taking secret information and using it to make money.
		That seems like now is a good time to remove all benefit of the doubt for elected officials and stealing money from us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's it, it's, it's a mess.
		And I understand, like, you know, there's also the article that was about how like Michael Cohen had gotten some money, Trump's lawyer had gotten some money to get the guy.
		Access to for the other company, the Novartis.
		But like, I still don't think that even the articles that I read about that were saying like, this is why he's behaving this way.
		This is why you can't have someone like this be president.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		Exactly.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because the appearance of impropriety is here.
		All questions and all, like, all things are up for grabs.
		It's hard to deduce what the reality is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it'd be like if Jimmy Carter kept his peanut farm and then, using his power as president, raised the price of peanuts by 10 million percent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And killed baby nut.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Take that.
		Planners.
		It's Carter's now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the New York Times, they don't want you to have the hydroxychloroquine, right?
		They're attacking the idea of having it and saying, like, oh, Trump just wants to push it on you because he has a financial interest.
		But the reality is, man, they're all taking it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They're all taking zinc at the New York Times.
		They're all got their hydroxychloroquine ready.
		They're all taking D3.
		They're all taking vitamin C.
		And then they're there making sure you don't get it because they want maximum death for maximum hysteria for maximum lockdown of the economy.
		So you'll accept the force inoculation.
		And it's all official, and we predicted it all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's all official.
		It's all official.
		When did they make it official?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex tested everyone at the New York Times for hydroxychloroquine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would be a smart idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would be a better reveal than who QAnon is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I don't know.
		I don't know how this is all official.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Secretly, we got swabs from the entire staff at the New York Times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It's just, I don't know what it is.
		There's just something about how I'm feeling that I hear stuff like this, and my reaction to it today is to roll my eyes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's like, hey, go fuck yourself.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Have fun, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that's a fine thing.
		I do too.
		I think we all need a vacation from giving a shit.
		We all just need to listen to him and go, fuck you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's tough for me to give myself permission to do that because I feel like it's so much like, you know, within my nature to like, oh, well, let's find out if anybody at the New York Times is on hydroxychloroquine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, we don't need to do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes they're just like, oh, fucking fly a kite, you asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Today is a girl.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fuck yourself day.
		Yeah, yeah, definitely.
		And that might, I mean, that makes this episode, like, I don't even know if we're going to make it to an hour on this episode.
		I don't even know if we're going to make it to 40 minutes because I was listening to this entire thing, and it is trash.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is a horrible episode of his show.
		A large part of the beginning is just like, hey, I'm right about zinc and hydroxychloroquine.
		And like, we've talked about this a ton already.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't need to belabor it.
		Then he has two guests.
		One of them is a guy who just interviewed David Icke about a bunch of coronavirus conspiracy nonsense.
		5G makes you susceptible to it.
unidentified		What have you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That makes enough sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
		100% legit.
		Great stuff.
		And so this guy apparently had his video taken down from YouTube or something along those lines.
		And it's just them complaining about this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're just whining.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We've got an interview where we whine together about how we're so victimized and we don't have to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A whole almost hour of the show is this useless interview with a guy who interviewed David Icke.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't give a shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't care about David Icke.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't care about the guy who interviewed David Icke.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
		That's a little bit like the drunk guy at the end of the bar who's 55 years old and you're just like, hey, man, you seem lonely.
		And he's like, you know, I almost made it to the majors once.
		And you're like, oh, fuck.
		I'm going to be here for an hour.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not.
		It's the drunk guy at the end of the bar.
		He's like, I knew someone who almost made the majors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
		It's even worse.
		So much worse.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Worse of the story.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Secondhand bullshit.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I don't have any clips of that interview with the guy.
		I think his show is called like London Real.
		And I just don't care.
		I was listening to it.
		I could not be bothered to give a shit.
		And I just, you know what?
		Here's the God's honest truth.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If this wasn't the episode where Alex said that he was going to reveal the identity of QAnon, we wouldn't be doing it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We would not be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Would not have chance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Because I was listening to it and like, all right, is there something go on here?
		Something go on here.
		Nope.
		Just, I have 10 clips total from this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what bums me out?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No conspiracy theorists are stepping up.
		That's what really bums me about this whole thing is that they're all doing the same shitty, boring lie that Trump is peddling.
		Nobody is really stepping up and giving me something absolutely insane.
		They've been bitching about 5G forever and they just added the virus to it.
		They've been bitching about big pharma and now they've just got their bud and they're all doing it.
		We got the globalists and they're doing the whole thing to raise specific bioweapon, replace the population with forced inoculations.
		All of this is the same shit.
		We just added the virus.
		I want something new, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know what the problem is?
		I bet that there are some really good conspiracy theory stuff going on in the open mic scene.
		In the conspiracy open mics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In the conspiracy open mics?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like weird message boards you'll never be on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Deep three-view videos on YouTube.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like the flowering of alternative comedy all over again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got the conspiracy theory boom and now we got the independent guys who are really going to work on the craft of conspiracy theory.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		There's something going on bubbling under the surface, I'm sure, but it's so inaccessible to us.
		We would never know who these young guns are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Until they release the conspiracies of comedian conspiracies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sarah Silverman on the, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, then there'll be guests on Alex's show.
unidentified		For sure, for sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for now, it's pretty.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're stuck in that sort of almost corporate conspiracy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It really is corporate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Fox News is giving us all our conspiracy theories now.
		The president, the establishment is giving us our conspiracy theories.
		We don't have anybody in the weeds, you know?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		And all the people in the weeds are just slightly weirder versions of the same thing.
		Like Gary Cassidy in Project Camelot is like, okay, you believe more or less the same thing, but then there's rappers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's aliens.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Give me something good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a real bummer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So Alex has that guest on, the London Real Guy.
		And like I said.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		London fake more like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Zero.
		All right.
		Zero interest.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex has a, before that, he has another guest on.
		And it was a guy who I'd never heard of before.
		And this guy is trouble.
		He is a problem.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a problem for me because I really have about a 50-50 feeling about even talking about him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I think that he's unwell.
		Oh, okay.
		If he was someone who was on Project Camelot, I wouldn't talk about him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You wouldn't talk about him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, probably not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he belongs on Project Camelot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I think that there is a mental unwellness to him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not that he wears the same outfit that you do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So his name is Cyrus Parsa.
		And I was probably going to ignore a good bit of this, but then this clip happened, and I was like, this is so, like, this is in our wheelhouse.
		In the same way that that clip about the people wearing two-colored socks, it's like, this is a running gag on our show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		I researched probably over a thousand artificial intelligence companies, by engineer companies, biometric companies, and I investigate them as well.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		500 were Chinese and over 600 were Western companies, which comprised of American companies, European companies, and some other companies in Japan and other places.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Why will you tell folks about what you're doing about just a subnation, about all the because I watched your show from the other talk show?
		I was here on InfoWars.
		It was powerful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Got a mouthful of chicken.
unidentified		See, this is this is bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is deserving of a go fuck yourself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're eating during your show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you don't want me to sit here and eat a sandwich and not give a shit, then you should sit here and eat a sandwich.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be so great if there's like a, you know, the guy stops talking.
		He's like, well, you know, do you have any questions?
		And then it just cuts to like Alex with the big submarine sandwich, a gigantic novelty-sized sandwich.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Looking surprised by the camera.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Why do you put a giant gun on your desk every day, man?
		Get a big ass sandwich and just take fingerling bites of it the whole day.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's so fucking funny to me.
		Like, I get it, man.
		You got to eat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is like a Looney Tunes gag.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is like a Looney Tunes gag.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You do it during the commercial break.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was like, not in the middle of an interview.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's rude.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It happens all the time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which leads me to think that maybe he's constantly eating.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he might be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We only catch him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		How can it happen so regularly during these interviews?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If it's happening every time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It has to be happening every single day.
		But then why don't you do it during the commercials?
		There's minutes during the commercial.
		It's not like he's stuck on air straight for four hours.
		And it's not like four hours is like he gets on air at 11.
		You could have a snack and then at three, have a nice meal or something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He gets low blood sugar in the middle of the show.
		He's got to take a bite.
		He's got to keep going.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great Snickers commercial.
		Alex Jones in the middle of a rant about devils.
		Then someone gives him a Snickers.
		And he just talks about zinc.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is.
		Because you got to figure that he gets caught like what?
		I mean, even if you're really bad at getting caught for doing stuff, you only get caught like 25% of the time, right?
		So you got to figure he's eating all the time throughout these interviews.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You'd think, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I think my suspicion is that it is absolutely a sign of disrespect.
		And it is on purpose.
		I think he really knows when it's like, even this guy's a dud, and I don't give a fuck if I get caught eating.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Even if it's not an intentional sign of disrespect, it's a disrespect.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's actually.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's also a disrespect to the audience.
		It's a disrespect to the show.
		It's a disrespect to everyone.
unidentified		I want more shows to do this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want Rush Limbaugh to just eat chips throughout his whole, no, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I saw an interview with you and it was powerful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Powerful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The government is doing.
		Hold on, one second.
		Oh, that's good stuff.
		Anyways, the government.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So this dude, he's what you might call like a self-styled 5G expert.
		And Alex wanted him to come on to talk about the AI takeover.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I just couldn't care.
		And I heard that clip of Alex very clearly eating while talking to him.
		Like, well, all right, fine.
		I'm going to have to bring up that he's on the show.
		So, as I was listening to it, I was like, okay, he's just, he's researched all these companies and all this, and, you know, whatever.
		I'm not really interested in any of this.
		He wrote a book about Trump against the AI and stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure, sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This next clip is where I got really, really worried about Alex having this guy on as a guest.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		In 99, I had to wish to stop what's going to happen 20 years from now.
		Go to China because I got the monks.
		Come back, finish a book called Better People, Better World, the book to save and change a better world.
		02.
		Nobody takes me seriously.
		I had some kind of say a lucid dream in the future.
		I see white president 6'34 becomes in power.
		Then there's almost a civil war.
		Everything's in chaos.
		People were the whole world was attacking him.
		And because he was being attacked, he couldn't stop all these bad things that were going to happen.
		A lot of people died.
		It was a lucid dream, but I put it aside.
		No one took me seriously.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a good idea.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		Bachelor's International Security Conference Resolution, Master's in Homeland Security, PhD.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		They kicked me out because I wouldn't promote pedophilia.
unidentified		And I saw him coming up the escalators.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, that's the guy in my dream.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		Maybe there's something to that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's really troubling to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That kind of thinking is that's not what I want in an expert.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are you sure?
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm certain of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Here's what I want in my 5G expert.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And let me tell you, I'm a guy who's into lucid dreaming.
		I do believe that you can control your dreams.
		I think there's an amazing power that lives within the subconscious and women.
		But I still don't.
		I don't believe in this guy's prophetic lucid dream.
unidentified		Fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe.
		I believe this is a repackaged story.
		I believe this is something that he's come up more recently.
		Maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Here's what I want a 5G expert to say.
		I have degrees and things that are unrelated, but I saw seven years in Tibet, so I think I got this under control, guys.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was a good movie.
		It was a great movie.
		So this dude, like I said, self-styled.
		I don't know about those degrees he's saying he has.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if I agree or believe in any way that he was kicked out of school for not agreeing to promote pedophilia.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that sounds dicey.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So interestingly, on April 2nd of this year, this dude, Cyrus, he posted an article on his website about Biden being involved in some kind of a bioweapon transfer to China.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sounds good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That article itself is not interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But what's fun is that his tweet promoting the post, in that tweet, he includes the hashtags, hashtag QAnons and hashtag great awakening, which are pretty good indications that Cyrus Parsa is a big old QAnon guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, maybe this was a stealth way of reasoning.
		Cyrus is the guy behind it the whole way.
		This is Alex revealing who QAnon is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Surreptitiously.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He is not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He had to fulfill his promise.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Scrolling through the dude's timeline, there's a bunch of tweets with these hashtags, as well as Q, which is the QAnon name for Trump.
		It's so funny on this episode where Alex is supposed to expose who Q was.
		He instead is interviewing the QAnon weirdo about AI nonsense.
		Absolutely.
		Also, Cyrus Parsa is the guy who claims to have filed the lawsuit against pretty much all of the villains of the extreme right, quote, on behalf of the world's people on pure altruistic reasons to prevent harm to the world's citizens.
		Like I said, this guy has Project Camelot written all over him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is a really, yeah, but I mean, that's a pure way of doing it.
		You know, he's better than the guys we normally talk about.
		And if it takes a little bit of crazy to get there, it's better than the crazy that we deal with all day.
		This is a man who's filing lawsuits altruistically, Dan.
		He's not selling zinc in these lawsuits.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I bet Larry Klayman says that he's doing it altruistically.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I imagine he thinks that he is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think Larry Klayman understands what altruism means.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Think that this dude is altruism to me is giving Roger Stone your computers.
		I hate to say this because I don't know how it's going to sound, but this guy, he seems out of his element on InfoWars.
		Like, he doesn't seem like he's ready for the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of people who are terrible and bad guests.
		You know, like Alex has various Holocaust deniers and Steve Pieczenik.
		I mean, I guess that's the same thing.
		But, you know, he has awful people on his guests, but they're a little slicker, not as like, oh, no.
		I was listening to this.
		I'm like, oh, no.
		You're on this show talking about a lucid dream that you had about Trump saving the world.
		Right.
		You're not ready.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
		Now, I mean, hey, the first big show I did as a stand-up, I was, I'll admit, I wasn't ready for.
		You know, I had a rough set, but I learned from that experience.
		I'm sure the next time he goes on an InfoWars show, he's going to have it down.
		This guy is going to get it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, if he gets a stern talking to from Alex, I don't think that's going to be.
		Don't bring up your dreams.
		You make us look like Project Camelot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was in Waking Life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I already did that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, lest you think that Alex is going to hear this guy talk about his prophecies and he's going to be like, oh, I got to go.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He loves it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Cyrus Parsa is an author, researcher, security expert, very smart guy.
		And, you know, he says a lot of things that sound far out.
		He has his own names for him.
		It's dead on.
		As everybody knows, we've been very cutting edge.
unidentified		Really?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's right on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Really?
		Man, that's a commitment.
		That's a commitment.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I only have one more clip left.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's him revealing who QAnon is, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Oh, God damn it.
		Unfortunately.
		It's Cyrus talking about how we all owe our lives to Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I don't think that's true for hundreds of thousands of people.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		The interconnection of just Huawei alone.
		Huawei is a grit system that links China, Middle East, Europe, Africa.
		And if it wasn't for President Trump, China would be enslaving us right now.
unidentified		President Trump, save all your butts.
cyrus parsa ▲ ● ▼		If it wasn't for him right now, maybe half the country would be dead and maybe everyone else would be enslaved.
		Beyond that, everybody in Kuduna left, you owe President Trump your life and you've been attacking him like a fool.
		So that's what.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That sounds like an angry child.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If that's true, I do agree.
		I do owe an apology to Trump.
		If it was death or slavery and Trump stopped that with all the other stuff, I'm going to have to say sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		He.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it's true, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I would say that Cyrus is like just past the line of like where I'm comfortable making fun of somebody.
		Yeah, yeah.
		I hear him and I get bummed out.
		I don't really enjoy the idea of because that that to me just sounds indicative of adolescent processing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's almost worse that he is acting from like that idea of him acting altruistically is almost worse.
		Like with Alex, I get it.
		You're trying to make money.
		You're on your hustle bullshit.
		You know, I'm going to make fun of you because you're a complete asshole liar.
		Fucker.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But with this guy, it's like, oh, you really do think you're doing the right thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's because you're not all the way to where you should be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't, I don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		See, this is where it gets really muddy for me is like how much of that is me overreading things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I can only.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And infantilizing, maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's tough to say, but it's, I don't believe that this dude is processing reality accurately.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have a sense of that from the things that he's saying, the way he leaps from one thing to another.
unidentified		Yeah, it just and I just don't like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't do not like Alex having him on as a guest.
		Yeah, it really bums me out.
		Yeah, it's the same thing with, but to a lesser degree, because I didn't even cover that.
		Like when he had that 12, 13-year-old who would just say offensive things in YouTube videos.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hate him having people like that on because I can't cover that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't, I can't do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's too nakedly exploitative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it would even, I think, be exploitative for us to really do too much time talking about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		With Cyrus, at least, like, I mean, he's got two degrees, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got more degrees than I do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got more degrees than I do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Allegedly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I have never been kicked out of a PhD for any reason.
		So he's got that on me, too.
		And if telling the truth, this guy might be a hero.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, that case is not going to make it through the course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think you might be right on it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will tell you that with I had a lucid dream in 2002 about that case failing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I got to say, I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I went to Tibet to pray for that case to succeed, Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So we might be at cross purposes here.
unidentified		Which deities are fighting it out for us?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That case is not going to win.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I see.
		Almost certain that it didn't get filed and is just an imaginary thing.
		That's probably no idea.
		I don't know, man.
		It's just when you do this show, you got to hold on to those things that are exciting.
		And Alex, when he says that he's going to reveal QAnon, and he's cocky as shit about it, and he says, this is something real.
		This isn't talk.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want to believe him because he's an adult.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's not somebody who should just be able to get away with things like that, like saying, I'm going to do this, get the documents ready, and then not do it.
		I don't appreciate that.
		So we come to Wednesday, and I just, I feel, I feel like he's eating a sandwich while trying to talk to me.
		It's just disrespectful.
		This level of shit.
		And the fact that he's having this dude, this Cyrus guy, on who is way out of left field, completely out of his depth, and a QAnon guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ah, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just, it's a level of self-parody that Alex is engaged in that, like, I just, I'm, I'm, I'm, it might just be my mood.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm having a tough time enjoying it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's, it's, it, it is something that I want to tell him to stop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I gotta, I gotta let you, I gotta let you go, buddy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
		It's tough, Dan.
		You, you expect, you know, you, you hope for the best from the worst people, and sometimes you expect the worst from the best people.
		And that puts you in a tough situation whenever you're dealing with the worst people who are always giving you the worst shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		True.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think that I put myself in this situation too, because I've been really expecting that he wasn't going to not do it this time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You were trying to, and yet still you got your hopes up, didn't you?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've been sort of like, oh, here comes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Could happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe this time.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are the most Charlie Brown.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, because it seemed in his interests.
		Like, it seemed like it was in his interest.
		And there was, like, there are people that he could have pointed to that exist.
		There are some names out there if you want to look into who people believe are the people behind QAnon.
		Alex could have gone with any of that shit.
		Like, he could have, he could have just re-reported something that you can find in the Daily Beast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't he know that he needs to start a feud?
		He's got to start a feud.
		Like, that's his only real move now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what I thought this was going to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's also what works for his best interest.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he makes in the same way that wrestling gets more eyes on the product when there's a good fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You want to see these two people go against each other?
		It's the same thing.
		Alex needs to get eyes on the product by starting up a good beef.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to give him advice, but I say go after Turning Point USA.
		Alex can't beat Nick Fuentes.
		No, but Nick Fuentes was murdered.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nick's already owned that space.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		That's why I'm saying jump in there.
		Try and co-opt Nick's movement.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, Nick will co-opt him, if anything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You've already, you are not taking into account how easily Nick took over the C-PAC of Alexander.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		I'm just thinking, you know, Foreman, you know, he got his ass kicked for a while and then he came back later in life and he won.
		Come on, man.
		We got to get one more big win from Alex.
		That's what I feel like he's got left.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, if you think about it, there's like, okay, what do you do?
		Steven Crowder?
		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you're right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Crowder will still let Alex come on as a guest every now and again.
		Alex needs that kind of attention.
		Can't fight him.
		Turning point, not a terrible idea, but Nick already owns that.
		Can't do it.
		Trump, no good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
		No.
		Then you're going to get piled on by everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Although maybe that's a space that you can carve out.
		You know, there are so many never trumpers.
		Never Trumpers are all like trying to act like they're aloof and they're above all of this bullshit, even though they've gleefully accepted all of it in the past so long as you weren't rude.
		But Alex could be the only never Trumper who is furiously and violently insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if he'd be the only one, but he'd certainly have a bit of that marketplace.
		I think he could take it.
		I think you're probably right.
		I think that's what he should do, but I don't think he will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he's a coward.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it would require taking a real serious hit in the short term in order to stay solvent in the long term.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I don't think he has the ability to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He can't stay solvent in either term.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, what you want is a flashy feud with someone that is kind of like beatable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I don't think there are many options for him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan Peterson.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kind of disappeared, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Stefan Molyneux is pretty much gone now, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he's still, I mean, he's still like on, still puts out videos and stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What an ass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I don't think Alex would want to attack him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Too many agreements.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's now friends with E. Michael Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		Can't do that.
		No.
		I say, here's what you do.
		Here's what you do.
		You fucking PR it.
		You go the old route and you manufacture a beef.
		So he goes up against the Oath Keepers, Dan.
		How about that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so they're in on it together?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		They're all figuring it out the whole time.
		They're playing it off of each other.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What would everybody know?
		It's not going to be about, though.
		They're so in line with each other.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's see.
		What do we got?
		I don't know.
		Isn't the Oath Keepers guy a little bit more reasonable with, hey, let's not all die from COVID?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I thought I remember one time where he was like, hey, I know that this is all crazy, but you know, it's still a good idea to stay inside and all that shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I think that was Mike Adams who was saying that for a little while.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And you can't get into a fight with Mike Adams.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And David Knight would be boring.
		See, I think maybe the way you go is Palace Intrigue.
		You, oh, oh, here we go.
		Here's what we do.
		All right.
		It's time to put our boy over.
		Owen Schroer.
		Yeah, I think it's time to put him over.
		The two of them have to start an on-air feud at their own network and then charity boxing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I could see them getting that desperate, but I don't think it would interest many people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that most people would just be like, all right, this is sad.
unidentified		It is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It would be sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And no matter who wins, who cares?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Owen?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
		Yeah, I don't know what the answer is, but it's not this.
		And this sucks, man.
		It just fucking sucks.
		Boo, Alex.
		Boo.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, and you know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, this episode's short.
unidentified		If you want to be mad about it, don't be mad at me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't be mad at me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I tried.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex is ruining our show.
		That's how bad Alex is.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex had one job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He gave it to himself.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He committed to it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He had a week to prepare.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he did nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nothing.
		Nothing.
		He probably doesn't even remember.
		Probably the worst part.
		That's the worst part.
		He probably doesn't even remember.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Of course not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a dick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he not know that there are people hanging on his every word?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's inexplicably unhappy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not hanging on his every word.
		I know.
		But weird words.
		Yes.
		Yes.
		Got to hang on those weird words.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we'll keep our eyes on this space and see if Alex eventually reveals QAnon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, what a fucking bummer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		It was destined to happen.
		Yeah.
		It was inevitable.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what sucks, though?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because we've talked about this already.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That it was going to be a disappointment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you know what sucks?
		It wasn't even a good disappointment.
		No.
		It was the worst possible path.
		Because there's the option of him revealing a bad name, like a fake name.
		Sure, sure, sure, sure.
		There's the option of him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Armin Temserian.
		That's true.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's the option of him pretending he didn't say it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's the option of him just complaining about QAnon and not revealing it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now that would be fun.
unidentified		The one option that he did take was just be boring.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Complain about zinc and 5G all episode and not even address the fact that you made a commitment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You expect the best from the worst people, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of beautiful in a way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't feel like it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's incredibly infuriating as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		I want the people to fail better.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's one of the things.
		So frustrating.
		So frustrating.
		Anyway, Boo, Alex, shame on you for doing this stupid pageant.
		And I hope QAnon eats you alive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I kind of do too.
		You have it coming now.
		You lust.
		You lost.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		So sorry about the short episode.
		We'll be back on Monday with another normal episode.
		But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We do have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's also QAnon.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not also QAnon.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bedqannon.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And at QAnon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Facebook.com/slash QAnon, 9943-21094.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tune in Monday because we are going to reveal who QAnon isn't.
		Sure.
		Yeah.
		Anyway, we'll be back.
		But until then, I'm Neo.
		I'm Leo.
		I'm DZX Clark.
		I am QAnon.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas.
		You're on the air.
		Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Alex.
andy in kansas ▲ ● ▼		I'm a Christian Color.
		I'm a huge fan.
		I love your work.

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